Should I continue generating the teenaged ogre with a greasy mullet and an asshole tighter than a vice?

>>81977014
I, for one, was heavily invested in CharGen for our Mullet Ogre with no anus
I wanted to see him go on great adventures!

>>81977034
Yes. Let's see how far we can take this

HEY! We were in the middle of something! We need to know the dick size and shape for the mullet ogre!

>>81977034
I'm 100% sure we'll both catch bans for it, but yes I think you should. I was having a great time.

>>81977052

This thread is the closest we have for actual RPG content on /tg/ anyway.

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Rolled 37, 44, 33, 51, 27 = 192 (5d100)

>>81976767
>>81976786
By my calculations, this gives our ogre a final Manhood Length of 9.8 inches and a final Manhood Circumference of 5.7 inches. Bit of a pencil dick for an ogre, but oh well.

Finally, rare features. Unlike the previous features, the game admits that these ones are unlikely to be relevant to a game. Still, might as well determine his foot size, fist size, handedness and head circumference. I'll roll 1d100 for foot size, 1d100 for handedness, 1d100 for base head circumference, 1d100 for whether the base head circumference is decreased or increased and 1d100 for the hundredths of an inches that the base head circumference is modified by. That's 5d100 I'm rolling, then.

>>81977074
Which is why I was baleeted, I assume.
Should've called this thread "FATAL General", then it would be allowed.

>>81977014
So he found that dilator, I see, I see.

>>81977076
So, 37 - 50 (for being a manlet) on the Foot Size roll makes the smallest possible foot size of 12-13".
44 on the Handedness roll makes him right-handed.
Base head circumference roll is 33, giving him a base head circumference of 33.5.
The check for whether this would be modified positively or negative gave us 51, so it'll be boosted.
And a final roll of 27 means that the base head circumference will be modified by 0.27, giving him a final head circumference of 33.77.

One moment before I continue, as we're moving on from the hilarious body features and on to actual gameplay mechanics next.

>>81977076
>Fist size is not important
>Anus circumference is

>>81977076
Oh good, I thought that I wouldn't be able to see the end of this.
Generating a FATAL character to shit on people saying the rules are good is a /tg/ tradition.

Best thread on the board right now. I miss generating characters in shit games.
Atlantasia next?

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>>81977076
>>81977130
Okay, so, on to actually generating the stats of the character. Anal circumference and hair thickness and most repulsive traits are all much more importance, hence the game requiring us to resolve them first, but now we actually have to roll the sub-abilities.

There are twenty of them, and each requires a roll of (10d100/5)-1 - and then modifiers are applied, although I do not know in what order. I'll probably apply any percentage-based modifiers first, in order to avoid stats bloating too much. Each sub-ability will get its own post, though I might have to back-track every now and then in order to find all of the modifiers that have been generated so far. Bear with me.

>>81977260
I'm pretty sure the very next paragraph says you do it in the order of the tables.

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>>81977076
Anon keep on doing what you do. May the janis be cursed for ever hindering your great work.
>>81977014
Previous thread :
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/81974216/

>>81977270
Looking at the whole page, I'm not sure it says that - at least, I can't see anything that clearly states that. If you're certain though, I'll go by your ruling.

>>81977034
I think it's an excellent demonstration of exactly why defending FATAL as a good system is banworthy.

>>81977306
> I love how this game is the great filter that filters out the idiots who are to stupid to have a conversation with you.
And of course it's a K-On fan saying something this stupid. FATAL is unplayable, I have never, EVER, seen that system used in real life and only jokingly used within serious roleplay chats.

>>81977349
Oh wait, it was in the one you posted. "Sub-abilities must be rolled in order" is the order they are presented.

>>81977260
>There are twenty of them, and each requires a roll of (10d100/5)-1
>(10d100/5)-1
>Twenty times
>Before modifiers
oh yeah what a great and intuitive character generation process

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Rolled 94, 77, 67, 41, 68, 1, 94, 14, 3, 31 = 490 (10d100)

>>81977382
I was talking about the order in which modifiers are applied, not the order in which sub-abilities are rolled. Applying a percentage and then adding a modifier is very different from adding a modifier and then applying a percentage, after all.
In which case, I'll go with my original ruling of percentages first, then addition/subtraction-based modifiers.
>>81977260
First of all, the Physique ability, starting with the Physical Fitness sub-ability.
Ogres are apparently not very fit and get a -18 to their Physical Fitness.
However, men are more physically fit that women and get a +5% to their Physical Fitness.
These modifiers will be applied after the initial roll of (10d100/5)-1.

>>81977034
I need to see this end man, it's been the most fun I've had on /tg/ in 2021.

But why was this "game" made?

>>81977461
Sometimes you gotta crank out a nine hundred page shitpost.
Man's gotta do what a man't gotta do.

>>81977461
Mental illness, probably. It seems to be made with sincerity and I can't accept that it's just a mere shitpost.

Why was an on-topic, fun thread deleted?

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Rolled 69, 34, 85, 95, 54, 13, 72, 64, 90, 83 = 659 (10d100)

>>81977414
So, for Physical Fitness, that's a 98, then multiplied by 1.05, then subtracting 18, which gives me 84 for Physical Fitness, once I discard the decimal. Considering that the average human is meant to have a 100 in everything, this means that our teenager is rather unfit, even compared to a human.

Next, Strength, which has a heap of modifiers. Let me see if I can get them all...
+30% from being male, since I'm applying percentages first.
+240 from being an ogre.
-30 from being a manlet.
-6 from being a skinny runt.
So that's +204, after the +30%. I don't think I missed any other Strength modifiers.

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>>81977494
Because jannies do what they do.

>>81977362
I don't get him man. FATAL is 977 pages of excruciating rolls and bad lore.
There are a hundred better systems where I can play a black skinned blonde dwarf who hates humans and has a pencil dick.
Was it all for the (you)? I didn't even give him a (you).

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Rolled 70, 12, 20, 90, 28, 98, 20, 65, 69, 3 = 475 (10d100)

>>81977512
For Strength, that's 130. Multiply that by 1.3, that's 170. Add on the +204 modifier, that's a final result of 374 for our boy's Strength. He's probably not the strongest ogre out there, but humans basically can't compare to him. He's a fucking monster.

Following that is Bodily Attractiveness. Does our boy have a hot bod? Let's roll for it and find out.
Unfortunately, men have a lower Bodily Attractiveness than women and suffer -3%.
To make matters worse, ogres get a -20 modifier to Bodily Attractiveness.
And for being a manlet, he gets -5 Bodily Attractiveness, for a total negative modifier of -25.
I think that's all of the modifiers though. Thankfully, his four-inch pancake areola and two-inch-long nipples don't have an impact on his Bodily Attractiveness.

>>81977622
>bodily attractiveness affects skills such as sexual adeptness
Author has clearly never read an NTR doujin. Fat ugly bastards are king.

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Rolled 64, 12, 70, 55, 34, 91, 89, 29, 15, 87 = 546 (10d100)

>>81977622
That's a 94. Multiply by 0.97, subtract 25 and remove any decimals and we get 66. Our boy has a gross body. Flabby adolescent man tits, stretch marks, body fat in all of the wrong places, you know it. Combine this with the greasy mullet, and I think we might have accidentally just rolled a redneck.

Finally, for the Physique ability, we've got Health. Far as I can tell, our character's race doesn't modify this, nor is it impacted by his gender. I'm actually sure that this is just a straight roll, which makes things a little easier for me. Though I would never called (10d100/5)-1 a straight roll in any other game.

>>81977339
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/81974216/
>Let's begin with the fact that the GM for this game is called the Aedile. How the fuck are you even meant to pronounce that shit?

AAAAAAA-dell. At least how it looks to be pronounced. Ae would be together, I guess but the writer didn't have the unicode of that. "dile" die-ell. But I mush it together. "dell" just rolls better than "die-ell."

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>>81977717
good lord
I know exactly who you've rolled up
except the height

>>81977752
Mullet ogre may be taller than human, but he is still a manlet among ogres.

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Rolled 20, 55, 80, 54, 43, 80, 76, 93, 61, 43 = 605 (10d100)

>>81977717
Neat, that's a Health of 108. Not too bad.

So, that leaves us with...

>Physique: 158
Physical Fitness: 84
Strength: 374
Bodily Attractiveness: 66
Health: 108

Could be worse. Next, Charisma, specifically Facial Charisma.
Unfortunately, men get a -3% to this.
Ogres get a -20 to Facial Charisma too.
Then our body has -8 for his ugly, beady eyes.
The +4 from his luscious, greasy brown hair and the -4 from his thin lip (a sign of selfishness?) balance each other out, for a final modifier of -28 after the -3%.

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>>81977819
You know who ELSE is still a manlet among ogres?

MY MOM!

>>81977622
>For Strength, that's 130. Multiply that by 1.3, that's 170. Add on the +204 modifier, that's a final result of 374 for our boy's Strength.
Not that it matters, but ogres get +240 not +204

>>81977861
I think it got nerfed to 204 because he's still adolescent?

>>81977743
>He's a tight boy, with an asshole that's only half a foot in circumference. Not bad.
My sides.

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Rolled 77, 33, 46, 15, 17, 33, 52, 86, 84, 83 = 526 (10d100)

>>81977861
+204 is after other modifiers from height and weight.
>>81977827
Honestly, not as bad as it could have been. He's probably better than a lot of ogres, actually. The final outcome is a Facial Charisma of 88. Still subpar compared to an ordinary human.

Next, Vocal Charisma. Far as I can tell, our boy's gender and race don't modify this either, nor does anything else. He's on the same level as a normal human here. Let's hope for a high roll.

>>81977914
I'm so glad that I found this thread. The only time I've seen this game used was when we got drunk during a d&d session and used to to roll up our characters dick lengths. I ended up with a chode, but my friend ended up with a 13 inch minotaur cock. Good times. Bad system.

>>81977914
>vocal charisma
FOR WHAT PURPOSE??

>>81977014
OP just shows FATAL being based and filtering small dicked mathlets.

>>81977939
Voice makes some people horny over the phone, I guess.

>>81977939
Phone calls I guess?

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Rolled 98, 55, 94, 24, 15, 57, 13, 85, 76, 78 = 595 (10d100)

>>81977939
What if he wants to sing? Stop being critical of the game, you fucking sheep.
>>81977914
A middling roll, that keeps him very close to the average. He has a Vocal Charisma of 104.

Next, Kinetic Charisma.
Ogres are traditionally awful at this for some reason and get a -40, but our boy's mannerisms give him a small advantage and a +6, reducing that negative modifier to just -34.

>>81977951
I'm just imagining a hot babe around the corner in a dungeon. Sexy singles in your area. Then you round the corner and take a 2 inch nipple to the eye.

>>81977962
>kinetic charisma
You can look like a grotesque troll, sound like a dying pig with throat cancer but damn if the way you walk doesn't turn me on.

>>81977962
>Next, Kinetic Charisma.
The. What. The way he runs attracts people?

>>81977743
I think it's actually ee as in bee + dile as in crocodile.

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Rolled 73, 80, 12, 72, 39, 6, 75, 1, 53, 10 = 421 (10d100)

>>81978004
>>81978016
He walks like Rihanna.
>>81977962
That's 118 - 34, for a final Kinetic Charisma of 84. Unfortunately not very appealing to humans, but you can bet your ass he's more kinetically charismatic that most ogres.

Finally, there's Rhetorical Charisma, for the mullet ogre's skill at diplomacy and persuasion.
Like most other non-Strength sub-abilities, ogres get a negative modifier to this, a -15 to be precise. That's the only modifier I can find though. Once that's out of the way, that's Charisma done.

>>81978016
>The clap of my ass cheeks keeps arousing the guards.

>>81978016
If you have a penalty, it means your hips are incapable of lying.

Rolled 98, 100, 14, 80, 60, 44, 90, 87, 10, 17 = 600 (10d100)

>>81978036
Finally, that's a Rhetorical Charisma of 68, which is pretty shit even for an ogre. He might have a decent voice, but our boy doesn't know how to put it to good use.

That leaves us with:

>Charisma: 86
Facial: 88
Vocal: 104
Kinetic: 84
Rhetorical: 68

Next, Dexterity and its sub-abilities, starting with Hand-Eye Coordination. Because ogres are shit, our boy gets a -40 modifier to this.

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>>81978095
Forgot the fucking picture, my bad.

>>81978054
>>81978070
kek.
>>81978036
>but you can bet your ass he's more kinetically charismatic that most ogres.
Doesn't he hate most ogr-- No, it was trolls wasn't it?

>>81978117
He hates or dislikes basically everything. He's indifferent towards a certain variety of trolls, and only actually likes other Ogres like him

>>81978117
He likes other ogres, is indiferent to one type of troll and dislikes or hates everything else.
Quite open-minded for a ogre.

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Rolled 81, 47, 51, 68, 47, 69, 45, 20, 68, 83 = 579 (10d100)

>>81978117
He particularly hates Gruagach Ogres (fat hairy ogres), while he's surprisingly indifferent towards Borbytingama Trolls (slender grappling trolls). He's only on positive terms with other baseline ogres.
>>81978095
>>81978110
Not bad, for an ogre. That's 79, which sure is higher than most other ogres would have scored.

Next, Agility. Ogres get -30 for this.

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>>81977939
Literally the only Skill it effects is Musical Instrument (Singing). The game has fucking 120 Skill and only a subset of 1 of them uses one of your 20 sub-abilities. Also, look at the math involved for instruments.

>>81978202
>Virtuosity Score (VS) of 25,000,000
Oh god, I remember how bad this shit is now

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Rolled 10, 73, 5, 43, 54, 40, 41, 30, 39, 44 = 379 (10d100)

>>81978183
That's 84 for Agility. Average. This bit really isn't that funny, so I'm just trying to push through.

Next, Reaction Speed. The mandatory negative modifier for being an ogre for this is -25.

>>81978183
>Is a baseline ogre
>That is fat
>That is hairy
>Hates the subtype that is naturally fat and hairy
Our manlet mullet ogre definatly got bullied in his childhood.

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Rolled 40, 41, 40, 47, 83, 6, 80, 79, 31, 75 = 522 (10d100)

>>81978222
Holy shit, that was a terrible roll. With a reaction speed of 49, our boy is slow as molasses. Someone could throw a ball at him and he would only try to catch it five seconds after it hits him in the fucking nose.

Finally, Enunciation. So, our boy has a decent-sounding voice, but is he able to actually use it to speak, or is he a stutterer who slurs all the time. Ogres get a staggering -50 to this. His chances aren't good.

>>81977486
Sincere shitposting is still shitposting senpai

>>81978147
We are rolling up the average 4chan user.

>>81978269
>So, our boy has a decent-sounding voice, but is he able to actually use it to speak
Didn't you already roll poorly for rhetorical charisma? What's the difference between that and this?

>>81978293
Rhetorical charisma is whether you sound like an anchor man or a smoker. This one is for if you sound like Timmy from South Park or not.

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>tfw missed OP's previous FATAL chargen threads

>>81978315
>Rhetorical charisma is whether you sound like an anchor man or a smoker
Wasn't that vocal charisma?

>>81978315
Jimmy*

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Rolled 30, 82, 99, 43, 84, 22, 83, 36, 76, 96 = 651 (10d100)

>>81978293
I honestly don't have a clue. The fact that there are (so far) three different sub-abilities that govern how a character speaks is fucking astonishing to me.
>>81978325
See >>81977339.
>>81978269
Sadly, that's an Enunciation of 53. The mullet ogre can't put a sentence together to save his life. So let's see, that's...

>Dexterity: 66
Hand-Eye Coordination: 79
Agility: 84
Reaction Speed: 49
Enunciation: 53

Next up, we've got the Intelligence category and its first sub-ability is Language. Not only do ogres get -50 to this as well, but men get -2% to it as well! Let's hope we get a decent roll to counter-act that.

>>81978328
Ya know... I don't actually know, but I think you are right. Maybe rhetorical charisma is like prose?

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>>81977014
I haven't had this much fun on /tg/ for years. Maybe the real FATAL was the friends we made on the way.

>>81978315
No, I think Rhetorical charisma is like Jordan Peterson "Clean your room!" shit or being Dawkins "Selfish gene" shit.

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Rolled 86, 42, 64, 84, 93, 67, 29, 37, 59, 85 = 646 (10d100)

>>81978363
Honest, for an ogre, our boy has a really, really good grasp of language. It might be dragged down to 76 by modifiers, but that's still better than most of his kind. Good on him!

Next, Math. How good is he at algebra? As a man, he gets a +3% to this sub-ability, but as an ogre, he gets another big -50 modifier.

>>81977014
>Know the relative size of your penis to within a one-ten-millionth of a percent.
>Everyone else has exactly the same size, there's only like 10 possible sizes
I love when men find maths. It's like when birds find scissors.

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Rolled 43, 58, 94, 50, 50, 73, 17, 45, 97, 86 = 613 (10d100)

>>81978405
82 on Mathematics. Again, pretty fucking impressive for an ogre. Maybe our boy is a hidden genius?

Analytic is up next, time for us to see how much of a sleuth Mullet Ogre is. Once again, ogres get smashed with a brutal -50 modifier.

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Rolled 16, 34, 5, 88, 50, 87, 91, 80, 56, 33 = 540 (10d100)

>>81978480
Once more, pretty fucking good for an ogre. I don't know how he does it. That's a 71 on Analytic.

Finally, there's the one Intelligence sub-ability that ogres don't completely suck ass at. Their modifier is just -10, and as a proud male, our boy gets +3% too! Let's hope the good luck keeps on coming.

>>81978363
>>81978405
>>81978480
The smartest ogre alive and he has a body length mullet.

>>81978520
What else did you expect?

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Rolled 69, 46, 48, 35, 48, 14, 98, 91, 94, 37 = 580 (10d100)

>>81978514
A more average roll, but still not too bad. Our boy's Spatial Intelligence is 100 - the exact same as an average human. So, his Intelligence rounds out at...

>Intelligence: 82
Language: 76
Math: 82
Analytic: 71
Spatial: 100

Finally, there's Wisdom. We're getting to the end of the sub-abilities. What's our boy's Drive? How driven and determined is he? Ogres get smacked with a -15 for this, but men get a +2%.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>81978585
mind if I join in anon

Rolled 92, 97, 37, 52, 61, 37, 100, 14, 46, 82 = 618 (10d100)

>>81978593
shit

>>81978585
That's a Drive of 102, slightly above that of an average human. Not too shabby, especially since the average ogre should be around 85.
>>81978593
>>81978607
Sure, why not.

I'll need two more posts with "dice+10d100" typed in the options field, in order to finish off the sub-abilities.

Rolled 60, 9, 25, 82, 79, 75, 54, 67, 30 = 481 (9d100)

>>81978607
>>81978593
Don't waste rolls anon, here 9 more to complete that set

Rolled 94, 30, 26, 96, 72, 4, 69, 75, 69, 99 = 634 (10d100)

>>81978620

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>>81978396
Honestly, rolling a character in front of a public audience is a grand old time if you have the endurance for it. This can turn into such an absolute shitfest.

>>81978607
That's a 96 on Intuition. High for an ogre, even if it scrapes under the human average.
>>81978593
>>81978622
An 85 on Common Sense. Honestly, we might have accidentally rolled one of the most cerebral ogres in the world.
>>81978655
And that's a 120 for Reflection. Truly, our boy is introspective.

The final outcome:

>Wisdom: 100
Drive: 102
Intuition: 96
Common Sense: 85
Reflection: 120

That's our boy's sub-abilities wrapped up. I'll post a few relevant figures from various charts, to help turn these numbers into something more meaningful, then I'll need a moment before we move on.

>>81978694
The fact that it's been this many posts and the character's actual core stats aren't even finalized tells you all you need to know about FATAL. It's one thing for character creation to be extensive because it's a point-buy system or because you have a lot of options, but what's the point in having this many rolls just for the end result to be what so far is ultimately a very average ogre.

>>81978745
Though the modifiers are so severe that a lot of his sub-abilities are subhuman, they're still much, much higher than the average ogre's.

>>81978745
For me it's the rolling multiple d100s for absurd granularity, then just rounding to the nearest shit anyway.

>>81978745
Yeah, I thought the skill bloat in Cyberpunk (2020 though RED is still somewhat bloated) was bad. Hoo boy, FATAL takes it another level.

>>81978363
>>81977339
>archive
Thanks, OP!

I recently created an Elo rating calculator in Excel out of curiosity, so I've been wondering. Would it be possible to recreate FATAl's chargen software in Excel? Sure, it would probably be tedious and take way too much time, but would it actually be possible?

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>>81979007
While it's almost certainly possible, it isn't worth the effort.

Speaking of not worth the effort, he's excerpts from various charts, for an idea of what our boy would be capable of according to the system.

>>81979007
I mean Excel handles math formulas, so it's possible. But I'm not sure if some of the calculations can be processed in excel and if the RNG is actually random (if there is a RNG in excel). You could probably do it in Python or another language much easier than excel.

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>>81979069
>tfw

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Additionally, according to this chart, our boy's Intelligence is high enough that he's actually considered Gifted.

A shame, would've bee nice for him to have Retard Strength.

>>81979076
There's two versions of RNG in excel, one of which is proper random and one of which produces repeats

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>>81979107
Oh, and technically most of the boy's sub-abilities should be modified by a further percentage because of his age, with most of them being significantly reduced, but I can't be bothered with that. It's getting late and my interest in this is waning a little, but the least I can do is explore the next chapter, Dispositions.

>>81977743
>>Let's begin with the fact that the GM for this game is called the Aedile. How the fuck are you even meant to pronounce that shit?
From the previous thread:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedile
Press the speaker icon to listen how to pronounce this.

There is a reason the hatedom for this game is universally ridiculed
>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english
>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use that

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>>81977014
garbage manual for our entertainment.

Jannytrannies can delete threads but they can never delete our completely justified disgust and mockery of the crime against public sanity that FATAL is.

>>81979150
I'll give you my energy anon

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>>81979107
He obviously has nerd rage instead, being a genius berserker and all.

>>81979168
IDK, 3 people including the authors is hardly "universal"

>>81979187
He's just baiting anon, and not particularly well at that.

>>81979168
>implying I give a shit
My pronunciation of it is better, facts. FATAL still sucks. Continue to dilate.

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So, welcome to the alignment system of FATAL. Instead of law-chaos and good-evil, you've got ethics and morality. There's also a whole thing concerning faith and piety points, also known PP, which are very important to priests. I could make a joke about that, but that's low-hanging fruit. The point is, as an ogre, our boy's an atheist so that shit doesn't matter to him.

To determine his disposition, I require two rolls of 1d100. He'll get -50 to each roll, being an ogre, so his only chance of not being a sociopath is really high rolls.

>>81979235
>Instead of law-chaos and good-evil, you've got ethics and morality
Which is functionally the same thing but reskinned

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>>81979187
>IDK, 3 people including the authors
Literally anyone who encounters your logic takes the side of the game defend this:
>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english
>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use that
At least this game made you learn a real English word.
>How do you say this LOL this game is so stupid.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/ says it is a real English word and you can listen to it. These epic debunks only worked in the pre internet age did they.
>is hardly
The legion of SJWs who will hate on it because
>NOO it has rape in it
Do not count.

Rolled 18, 80, 12, 85, 84, 26, 58, 8, 5, 52 = 428 (10d100)

>>81979269
Well yes, obviously.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>81979235

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>>81978396
If you judge FATAL by its quality as a playable RPG it's perhaps the biggest pile of autistically statted shit of all time.

But. If you judge it by its merit as a work of unintentional comedic performance art it might just be the finest piece of litterature in modern times. FATAL is basically the RPG system equivalent to "The Aristocrats"

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>81979235
Oops

>>81979284
Wait, are you actually the author? This reads exactly like that autistic response those spergs gave to a review.

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>>81979299
>>81979305
Yeah, no, our boy is solid UI - Unethical Immoral. Whoops.

What follows are fifteen pages of the author basically vomiting his perception of morality out into the book, which I can't be bothered to read through. It's mostly nonsense. I'll move on to the next chapter, which concerns Temperaments.

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>>81979218
The authors of FATAL are no qualms shitting on the dignity of the English language.
I see no reason you shouldn't be allowed the same freedom to shit ontop of their shit.
You keep up the good work anon. It's your words you can use them however the fuck you please.

>>81979339
>Temperaments
Finally, how horny is our teenage ogre.

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>>81979339
So, next up, temperaments. Each of the humors requires a roll of 1d100, so I will need four rolls of 1d100, for Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic and Phlegmatic, in that order.

Due to being an ogre, our boy will naturally get -25 to Sanguine, +25 to Choleric and +25 to Phlegmatic. Due to being male, he will get a further -2 to Sanguine and a further +2 to Choleric.

Give me your rolls.

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>>81979187
Fun fact did you know I have see it all from FATAL haters.
>NOOO this game is terrible because the Ogres eat humans and eat human children !
Lets see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogre
>us, man-like being that eats ordinary human beings, especially infants and children
Hmm.
> and are most often associated in fairy tales and legend with a taste for infants.
Hmm

FYI German does not really have a word for Ogre it uses Menschenfresser literally Eater of Humans.

Funny how FATAL uses the German word for children eater for one of the Ogre types.

I never played the game and picked this up by looking at the listing it looks like the guy who made it literally made the game full of this kind of knowledge.

What will you say next that human eating monsters are to triggering for you you SJW snowflake or something ?

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>81979389

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>81979389
rollan

Rolled 18, 79, 80, 94 = 271 (4d100)

>>81979389
here we go

>>81979311
>Wait, are you actually the author?
NO. I'm explaining how you look to people who are not blind sheep.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>81979389

>>81979301
>If you judge it by its merit as a work of unintentional comedic performance art it might just be the finest piece of litterature in modern times
No, that's still Atlantasia. FATAL is a pale imitation of Atlantasia's grandeur.

>>81979409
-9 Sanguine
106 Choleric
80 Melancholic
119 Phlegmatic

mah boy is very unstable

>>81979466
This looks like the stat screen of an RPGmaker porn game, does it have any gameplay effect?

>>81979482
>does it have any gameplay effect?
Does any of this have any gameplay effect?

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>>81979311
Also while browsing
merriam-webster.com

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedile
Has a audio clip how to say it
goodliness does not
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/goodliness
car does
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/car

What does this mean anons?

>>81979492
>SEETHING
Dial8 already.

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>>81979405
>>81979407
>>81979409
>>81979414
I'll take the first roll of >>81979409, which is an 18, for Melancholic. So that's 53 (80 - 27) for Sanguine, 126 (99 + 27) for Choleric, 18 for Melancholic and 101 (76 + 25) for Phlegmatic.

So, he's totally Choleric-Phlegmatic.

I would go deeper but I need to sleep before work tomorrow as a yuropoor, and I've barely made a dent in the book. After the Temperaments chapter, Sociability comes next and that starts at Page 146 out of 977. After all of this bullshit, I've barely made a dent in character creation.

Hopefully this experiment gives you some insight into why FATAL is such a meme and why no one would actually dream of playing it. It's not because of politics, it's because it's a mechanic nightmare made by a lunatic who wouldn't know what good game design is if it ran him over.

>>81979524
We appreciate your sacrifice anon

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>>81979524
Sleep well anon, you've done gods work.
You also put more work into showing the heart of FATAL than schizOP.

>>81979524
Thank you for your work anon, you turned a shit thread into a sliver of old /tg/.

>>81979284
> a real english word
it's latin you fuckwit

>>81979524
Yep, this had been exceptionally demonstrative. FATAL is a mechanical mess, even disregarding any other issues with it.

>>81979402
your game sucks

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>>81977942
Too bad for you only stupid people would want to play FATAL

>>81979284
The thing you are missing derp for brains is many people play D&D and no one is playing FATAL. It's retarded to blame the SJW boogeyman because not even /pol/ will touch FATAL and those faggot love to cry about the SJWs

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>>81980102
Imported from english recently.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oger
Lern perfect german and read this.

>Das Wort ist erst in neuerer Zeit aus dem Englischen übernommen worden, stammt aber ursprünglich aus dem Französischen. Im Deutschen gibt es keine genaue Entsprechung. Das französische Lexem ogre („Unhold, Menschenfresser“) seinerseits ist erstmals 1697 in den Märchen von Charles Perrault belegt, z. B. in dem vom Kleinen Däumling. Moritz Hartmann umschreibt es in einer Nacherzählung des Däumlings (Märchen nach Perrault, Stuttgart 1867) mit „Riese“.

>Wegen der oben genannten Vorliebe für Menschen- bzw. Kinderfleisch wurde das französische ogre ins Deutsche meist als „Menschenfresser“ oder „Kinderfresser“ übersetzt. Letzteres ist der deutsche Titel eines Romans von Jacques Chessex. Im Roman Zurück kommt nur der Tod von Charlie Higson heißt es, das Wort „Oger“ stamme vom Wort „Ungar“ ab.

>Der männliche Held in Theodor Fontanes 1888 erschienenen Roman Irrungen, Wirrungen wird von einem Freund scherzhaft „Oger“ (der eigenen Frau gegenüber) genannt. Der Oger lautet auch der Titel eines 1921 erschienenen Romans von Oskar Loerke. Allerdings war das Wort im deutschsprachigen Raum außerhalb von diversen Computer- und Rollenspielen eher unbekannt, bis 2001 der Trickfilm Shrek – Der tollkühne Held in die Kinos kam, dessen Hauptfigur Shrek ein „Oger“ ist.


Why not this also :
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinderschreckfigur

>>81979636
>it's latin you fuckwit
Why so angry ?
>it's latin you
Tel this to
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aedile

>>81980848
>love to cry about the SJWs
Do they ?
>because not even /pol/
/pol/ is to retarded to read more then 5 words never speaking of a long book.

>>81981532
Yes, /pol/ is retarded but not retarded enough to like FATAL. See /pol/tards like anything that they think will upset the SJW boogeyman no matter how bad or stupid it is. So /pol/tards looking at FATAL and saying oh hell no should tell you how fucking shitty FATAL is.

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>>81981591
>See /pol/tards like anything that they think will upset the SJW boogeyman no
No, I talked to /pol/ tards they are literally to stupid to read anything we are talking have serious problems reading posts with more then 5 words in it.

I recommend you actually visit /pol/ with a totally controversial opinion like the ability to read more then 5 words is important to have, I literally never did think in my life that anyone will disagree with this.
/pol/ speaks
>WORD WORDS WORDS the left can not meme
>CRINGE
>CRINGE
>REDDIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR1nHnEL3PM

The /pol/ experience.

>See /pol/tards like anything
No
>This has sex in it ?
>DEGENERATE DEGENERATE

>Muh /pol/ boogeyman.
Start debates like this on /pol/ not only will this improve /pol/ by occupying these fucks you learn a valuable lesson.

>correctly point out how shit FATAL is
>triggered german autist shitposts about how angry he is that we're all blind sheep

Honestly didn't expect the twist at the end. Shyamalan/10

>>81981724
the only tard i see here is you.
literally the entire entertainment value of FATAL is chortling at the fact it has rolls for Anal Circumference, Vaginal Depth, and Manhood Length, since the entire system including the aforementioned chortle-worthy rolls is endless tedium of rolling more d100s than an LGS has dice of any kind.
no system that demands a roll of 10d100 12 fucking times before you can even begin to play is a system that is playable, let alone any fun.

>>81981819
>let me ignore the facts about /pol/ retards
Changing the subject I see
>no system that demands a roll of 10d100 12 fucking times before you can even begin to play is a system that is playable
Yep, yet the book literally tells you to use the program who will do this automatically for you.

>>81981836
If I wanted to look at character numbers in a computer I'd play Disgaea.

>>81981836
Needing to use a computer for a pen and paper RPG is a failing of the system. Full stop.

>>81981770
It's all SchizOP, and I legit don't know if he's trolling or if he's legit schizo.
But man, when you decide the moon is made of cheese and decry everyone who says otherwise a lizard-folk Ukrainian apologist, the truth doesn't matter anymore and you can indeed just stone wall anything.
> The core character values need you to keep track of a hundred needless values that will produce something either worthlessly bland or a Hapsburgian abomination
> Though the 977 page pdf does include a 12 page set of terribly designed character sheets, to actually "play" this one also needs a computer program just to meaningfully keep track of our pet mongrel
> Afterwords, one has a world that this character creation was tailored for, and playing in this world is like playing in a shitty parody of itself, and play is just as excruciating as PC Generation
> Supposing you make it to an actual game, by that point the prospect of being raped, killed and eaten will come as a relief because you don't need to play FATAL anymore

>>81977152
I envy the saintly players you must DM for

>>81981983
I'm not OP and you are referencing me.
>computer program just to meaningfully keep track of our pet mongrel
I like to see people play using this.

>>81982151
No, schizOP from the former threads. You big dum-dum.

>>81979524
You're a living god OP, I'll make sure to include a (relative) genius manlet ogre with a mullet in my next ACKS session. Fuck FATAL.

>>81981724
If you have a point worth mentioning, it doesn't need five paragraphs of context. The truth is simple and it is self-evident.

>>81981983
>It's all SchizOP, and I legit don't know if he's trolling or if he's legit schizo.
>But man, when you decide the moon is made of cheese and decry everyone who says otherwise a lizard-folk Ukrainian apologist, the truth doesn't matter anymore and you can indeed just stone wall anything.
I think everyone at this point will pay good money to see people who like fatal playing a full legit game of it.

No bitching or trying to make jokes at it only playing. I pay $100 to see this in action.

>>81982177
>schizOP
Why do you think I'm schizo ?

>>81979402

That's not why the game sucks. The game sucks because you're a nigger tranny who thinks that racist humor is the epitome of comedy. No wonder you like FATAL. You will never be a desirable white woman, you can only be a man who pretends that he is a woman but is also a nigger.

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>>81982214
>you can only be a man who pretends that he is a woman but is also a nigger.

>>81979107
The fact that sub trolls(?) have the smartest retards is kind of funny to me.

>>81982719
Subterranean trolls, I believe.

>>81981724
>says /pol/tards are bad at reading
>fails at reading
Good job faggot. You are dumber then /pol/ posters.
>sex
You keep bringing this up as if that is something being talked about much when most of the posts in this and the other FATAL thread is about the game being so unplayable that you need a computer program just to make a character without wanting to hang yourself

>>81979076
It most definitely has at least one randomness function. I explicitly remember reading it requires pressing Excel's "recalculate" button in order to generate new values.

>>81981475
>recently
>over 100 years ago

>>81979168
>Nooo I will not learn old words that are real in english
>>Hey everyone D&D made up new made up words for demons lets all use that
Fictional fantasy creatures are not exactly the same as the physical man standing right in front of you. "Being unique" and "being pretentious" are not the same thing.
>>81979284
>muh SJWs
>in 2002
Opinion discarded.

As a German, I'd like to apologize for the idiot pretending FATAL has any worth apart from being a meme. Our RPG scene is generally decent at learning complex rules instead of giving up on everything more complicated than 5e, these are the unfortunate side effects.
Tut mir leid, dass ihr euch mit so einem Idioten rumschlagen musstet.

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>an autist unironically defending FATAL

>>81981836
>Yep, yet the book literally tells you to use the program who will do this automatically for you.
So you agree...? Your system is really shitty.

>>81979491
Is this a zen koan?

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Rolled 95, 88 + 1 = 184 (2d100 + 1)

>>81979524
Not OP but I've got some time to kill so let's make a start on Sociality! First of all, let's determine our Ogre's name and birthday using this simple formula. Recall that our Ogre is 35.

Rolled 3 (1d13)

>>81986803
Our Ogre's name is "Shit-Squisher"

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d12 + 1)

>>81986831
And for the day

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>81986838
Looks like you cant roll different sized dice

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Rolled 33 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

Now to determine his social class. Ogres apparently have no marriage ceremony, which would imply he is a bastard by default, so let's apply the -2 penalty to our social class roll

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

It is apparently important to determine whether our illiterate peasant was born in a hamlet or village, so let's do that now. Also, anyone who's following along feel free to roll 1d8 for Shit-squisher's starting silver

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>81986937
Oh yeaaah

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>81986947
Our boy is (relatively) rich. Now to determine if he has any siblings. Ogres get a =20 to this roll

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>81986985
The only male child, with a number of sisters

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>81986993
Let us hope he is the first-born, so that he may be driven and successful

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

And now we get to the fun stuff. Not going to roll for this one, as only elfs and chestlets can be gay

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How sexually adventurous is our Ogre? Does he live up to the name Shit-Squisher? Let's find out (-10 modifier for being an Ogre)

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>81987105
Forgot to roll, this is making me dumber already

>>81977014
A friend sent me a furry ERP system that I'd say, content-wise, is likely worse than FATAL, and mechanically is worse because its mechanics might theoretically be playable.

In it, "Married" is a status condition that gives you an attack bonus against creatures you are married to.

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>>81987124
He's a total prude. Okay that's it for Sociality I think, the rest is just shitty fluff and badly cribbed history. Thankfully we can also skip the occupation chapter as we rolled that earlier.

The bad news is we now have to calculate and invest skill points. The book _insists_ that this be done year-by-year, and frankly I can't be fucked. There's also this

>>81987370
>Elves don't sell their own children into slavery
Based writer recognizing Elven moral superiority.

>>81977979
Fucking kek

>>81986883
>Ogres apparently have no marriage ceremony, which would imply he is a bastard by default, so let's apply the -2 penalty to our social class roll
This is one of those things that would probably depend on GM's judgement, as it potentially makes no sense. Why would your character be labeled as a bastard when your society literally has no way to make him a "not-bastard"? If your society doesn't have the concept of marriage, how can it have the concept of bastards? If bastards exist, there has to be a way to have legitimate children, which would inevitably result in a set of rules close to marriage, if not marriage itself.

>>81987174
>"Married" is a status condition that gives you an attack bonus against creatures you are married to.
Based?

I'm pleased that this thread is still going
Let all who come after know without a doubt: FATAL sucks ass

>>81986831
Well, with that anal circumference, makes sense.

>>81987064
>Not going to roll for this one, as only elfs and chestlets can be gay
Uhh based?

>>81979007
a KF user modified an already existing sheet in Google Docs : docs (dot) google (dot) c0m (/) spreadsheets (/) d (/)1Fjxxmm8rScBkoHgHLzwzrhBBtHAIXxyW_I0X5izmsjU when they attempted to play the game a second time

>>81987064
Anti-fun.