>>124775
Pursue it on your own, you´re a strong independent womyn..

>>124775
Gather all the black lesbian women and start a protest

>>124835
You say "Sorry, but I'm a strong, INDEPENDENT womyn. I don't need your help to overthrow the patriarchy." as you walk out you hear her yell "AND I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP TO ISSUE DETENTIONS." As you look back and see her oppressing you with a detention slip, you wonder if there's such thing as a matriarchy oppressing proud womyn like you. You're gonna have to do some research on that later.

You vagina around in front of the school until lunch since you can't stand to talk to cis, white scum men right now, and once it starts, attempt to gather as many proud, lesbian black womyn as possible to start a protest. Surprisingly, you couldn't find a single one. This community must hate the gays, the blacks, AND womyn. Damn.

You gulp down your five five dollar foot longs and a two-liter of DIET coke for lunch. There's still some time left though. Should we see what Kitsune is up to, look around, or do something else.

>>124775
Go naked and protest

>>124901
Look around to see if any cis MALES are eye-raping us, and if they are (obviously, all men are rapists by nature and desire your voluptuous curves even though our fatphobic misogynist society has told them that curves are ugly), and call them out on it

You know what you have to do to expose these cis, white, scum. Get naked. Then depending on what you do you can either protest them fat shaming you by not eye-raping you, or you can protest them eye-raping you. Actually, do both. The works. You slowly ascend the lunchroom table, and after a few minutes reach the summit, soaked in sweat. You get to your feet and the table groans, but then stops, still unbroken. You begin stripping off your sweaty clothes one after another and flinging them off into the crowd like some sort of dangerous biological weapon. Eventually, you stand there completely naked and bare to the crowd, like some sort of whale on display in the desert. Shrieks echo throughout the lunch hall as you yell "YOU MISOGYNIST, RAPIST MEN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STARING AT ME! YOU PIGS!" as you flail around. Of course, by this point, all the men are covering their eyes (guess they couldn't handle a real, roaring womyn like you), but they're eye-raping you nonetheless. You continue flailing around as everyone shrieks, and a few throw things. As you break out into screaming about men and their evil patriarchy, you see someone approaching. It's the man who people call the 'tard wrangler'. He's in charge of making sure the mentally retarded (such a vulgar and offensive term, they're not unintelligent, just showing their individuality) don't cause a commotion/hurt themselves or others. What should we do?

>>125228
Make a stand for all womyn and attack your oppressor in the physical manifestation of the patriarchy: his testicles.

>>125228
Swan dive like a majestic eagle and land on his disgusting cis male body non-sexually.

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>>125228
Take on the evil patriarchy and scream "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPEEEEEE" And flai- I mean soar like a majestic whale onto the EVIL WHITE CIS GENDER MALE on to his Patriarchy (Penis)

You feel that the only proper way to react to this is to ruin his life, and at the same time emulate the putrid sport that all white, cis males love: Profession Wrestling. You scream "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPEEEEEEEEE!" as you launch yourself off the table towards the man. He attempts to dodge, but it's not match versus your sheer sage. You land on top of him and he crumples to the ground as you hear a few cracks. That must be his patriarchal tendencies. And possibly his legs. You flop downwards towards his pants and attempt to pull them off while still yelling "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEE!". A few people are phone-raping you with their cameras, while you mess with the man's zipper. He tries to get up, but fails. It seems he can't handle a proud womyn like yourself. As you finally get his pants down, you hear police sirens in the distance. Well then. Must be the patriarchy. You quickly throw a punch to the man's crotch and he loudly swears as you wonder what to do.

>>126118
Prove that the evil patriarchy is mentally raping you to make love to his triggering white cis gendered xenis by shoving his trigger yp your xagina

>>126118
Call the cops racist misogynist rapist pigs for not defending you, and for their continuing attacks on proud transwymyn of colyr such as yourself (sure, you may be what the evil cishetpatriarchy's oppressive social construct arbitrarily defines as "white as fuck" but on the inside your skin is a beautiful shade of dark chocolate, which coincidentally is also your favourite food). Show them you mean business by peacefully and gently throwing your healthy body towards them at full speed with fists race, just like the innocent coloured youth Trayvon Martin "Luther King Jr." and Mike Brown did just before they were violently shot by the evil cis white male patriarchal cop Darren Zimmerman. If they try to oppress you by fighting back, try to grab xer (you don't know xer preferred pronouns and can't just assume them, shitlord) guns and shoot them.

Bump

>>129255
ty

You continue yelling "RAAAAAAAAAAAPPPEEEEE!" as you shove his dick into your vagina, and there are cries of horror as this happens. The man you're on top of begins loudly sobbing while trying to push you off of him (clearly because you broke his faith in the patriarchy) before the cops burst in. You slowly rise to your feet as they back away and yell "YOU RACIST MISOGYNIST RAPIST PIGS! YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE TO DEFEND ME FROM THIS RAPIST!" and peacefully charge towards them to beat the patriarchy out of them. One of them trips you and you fall and break your nose. You get handcuffed and dragged off in a fishing net to the local jail. Apparently you're going to have to stay the night while they complete some paperwork as you're currently being treated as a "danger to the public". Hmph. Clearly only the cis, white male scum part of the public. At least you still have your phone, and by extension access to all of the proud womyn on tumblr. What should we do now?

>>129702
Burst through the wall of your jail cell akin to the Kool-aid Womyn, which is like the Kool-aid Man, but better, because she's a womyn.

>>129702
Take a selfie and demonstrate how much of a proud, independent womyn you are on the internet. Also, realize your inner african, and identify as a trans racial black womyn who don't need no man. Then, call the naacp and report a racial abuse.

You grab your cellphone and take a selfie. You upload it to tumblr and write in "I'm a proud, independent womyn who don't need no man! In fact, I'm a proud, independent trans-racial black womyn who don't need no man!". Yeah, you must be black on the inside. That's why you're able to be so independent and oppressed; That's why you had to speak up in history class when they went over the civil war and end up in jail for saying your views! Damn these white cis men, discriminating you for PEACEFUL PROTEST. You find the naacp number and call them. You ask to report a racial abuse and then she asks for your name. You tell her that it's Dio Brando and that you need to report being detained for a peaceful protest where the police burst into your classroom simply for speaking up when your teacher insulted the blacks! Wait, was that what happened? Yeah, that's clearly what happened. The woman says she filed the complaint and that you'll be called back later. Damn the NAACP's bureaucracy. There has to be a better way to do this. Wait a minute....bureaucracy....patriarchy...men...man....Kool-Aid Man....KOOL-AID WOMYN! You need to use your beautiful, unique, thick figure to burst through the wall like an empowered Kool-Aid Womyn! You slam into the wall repeatedly before it oppresses you by knocking you out and making you fall to the ground. Clearly that wall was a white, misogynist cis scum wall. You'll have to rant about it on tumblr later for oppressing you. You eventually wake up and see that's it dark outside, and that your dad is outside the bars to pick you up from this oppressors. But hm. He's also cis, white, male scum. What to do.

>>136044
Excercise

>>92066
>heard of this amazing site called 'tumblr'
Oh my god OP if you actually make a Tumblr account for this adventure... In fact.

>reach through fourth wall and make Tumblr account

>>136044
Have your dad bail you out since you deserve it for the centuries of oppression he- I mean cis white males have put proud wymyn of color such as yourself though, forcing them to pick cotton, clean their rooms and calling your Afro-LGBT-gender studies degree useles. When he´s done bailing you out, call him cis scum for daring to enforce the oppressive patriarchal gender roles of the big, strong man (a father no less, how patriarchal can you get) saves the beautiful(whitewashed to be thin, sure, but everyone knows those damsels were curvy 400 lbs voluptuous goddesses) damsel in distress from certain danger (the white male cistem). Demand he pay you reparations in the form of a trip to Mc'Donalds.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>137489
And then he takes her home instead and rapes her because he has had enough of her shit.

>>137575
He´s already raping her for being in her persynal space without written consent, shitnobility of unknown or no gender.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>137575
Then uploads it to /b/.

>>137590
That is why we have to take it to the next level. Because he is a dangerous dirty cis white male.

If we are going to have this world view, might as well live it for this character.

>>137618
He's her father, and she's not exactly pretty. Rape probably isn't happening.

>>137645
Its rape when we unzip his pants and touch his penis without our consent.

>>137660
Can this story not turn into a fat woman raping her dad story? It´s seriously triggering my PTSD.

>>137271
Oooooh please yeeeeeees

>>137271
>>137910
The username for this game is already taken and an account has to be two weeks old and have some activity for their posts to show up in the tags. I do have an old account that was meant for whenever a tumblr raid happens I could use for this though, assuming people are interested.

A thought passes through your head. 'Excercise'. HMMMPPHHHHHH. You snort like a pig for several minutes until your wriggling around on the floor, out of breath, you dad apparently filming you with his phone. Ah, subconscious, xe-our funny! You then get up and yell at your father to bail you out to make up for the centuries of oppression his people have thrust upon proud black womyn like yourself. He blankly stares at you for a moment before shaking his head and paying your bail. You sure showed him. As you get in the car you yell "HOW DARE YOU BAIL ME OUT! YOU JUST HAD TO BE THE DASHING CIS WHITE MALE SCUM COMING TO SAVE THE DAY FOR THE TRANS-BLACK DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!" as you finish with "I DEMAND YOU PAY MY RACE REPARATIONS IN THE FORM OF MCDONALDS!" he stares at you before saying "If you don't want to be oppressed I could just let you go back to the cell and you can stay there." you shake your head and get in the car, and after a moment he says "I'll get you McDonald's anyway though, I don't want to see bite marks in the furniture again." he stops and gets you your usual late night snack: A large McFlurry, two Big Macs, large fries, a 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, and two DIET cokes. That's exactly what you needed. You devour the small-car sized bag the food comes in, and by the time you reach home you are sated. As you reach home, you realize something. You've been raped. You never gave your father written consent to be with you! This is clearly rape. You yell out "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEE!" as you exit the car and then jump towards him. If you touch his penis without your permission, then clearly it's a case of rape! As you attempt to do this he skips away. Godammit! He's going too fast for you! You stumble forward as fast as possible, your scream reduced to a whimper, and your cis, white, male scum neighbors not coming to help you! Clearly work of the patriarchy (and the fact that they hear this at least twice a month). By dawn you reach your bed and slump down into it. When you wake up you see a sign on the door saying "You've been suspended for school until they work things out, I'll be back at 3:00. - Love Mom". Well then. What do we do now?

>>138052
Just call it 4chantumblrquest.tumblr.com then

As for the quest, call the school and tell them what DISGUSTING OPPRESSIVE CIS SCUM OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN HOW DARE YO U SUSPEND ME YOU FATPHOBIC RACIST MYSOGINIST SHITLORD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go to Burger King (why not Burger Queen? because the patriarchy can't handle strong proud black wymyn like xe, remember we wus quaanz n shiieeeeet) to get zirself a few dozen burgers . Go to school naked with the burgers (except six or so, so you don´t become anorexic) covering your body, to show the school that xe are not going to take their oppressive fatphobic rape lying down. And while you're at it, find yourself a traditionally attractive white man and follow him around so he'll rape you, even though you're not asking for it. Post everything to Tumblr for those sweet oppression points.

>>138052
if I was the father of that thing I would kill myself.

>>138052
Re-enroll using our true identity as a proud trans black pansexual womyn. If necessary, use one of our headmates' names to fool the process. Once enrolled, spread the TRUTH about how cis white male scum is holding EVERYONE back from their FULL POTENTIAL.

>>138052
The intellectual being of no identity demands that you treat all sentient life as sentient life. No more, no less.

>>140491
We built this city on rock and roll.

>>139756
I'd kill it, no reason for me to die.


You grab your bike (never used it, but it was a gift from your father when you were younger, before he lost hope of you losing weight) and then jump on in an attempt to get to Burger King. It is immediately crushed into a pile of scrap metal. Oh well, you can just walk. Hours pass, and you find yourself two blocks away from your starting point. Oh proud, black womyn god in the sky....oh god. This was a terrible idea. You collapse onto the ground covered in sweat, akin to a beached whale. As you attempt to crawl towards Burger King in order to recharge your batteries and yell at the employees for working at a place called Burger KING, everything goes black. You wake up later to realize someone is walking over you. You begin rising like a fallen angel (though they aren't as beautiful as you, and most of them are white-winged, cis, scum male angels that an inferior male god created) and they slide off of you. Oh, it's Kitsune. School must be out. He attempts to leave but you usher him towards you. You demand he bring you to Burger King and then flop back down. He comes back later with a bike and an attachment to carry things behind it, and after 15 minutes of pushing and grunting, you're on it. Eventually you reach Burger King and order your feast. The entire time you scarf it down you scream at the employees for being white, male, cis scum (This includes the women; They're clearly white, cis, male sympathizers) and block Kitsune's path to the exit. After you finish you release a proud burp to help tear through the oppressive atmosphere and show how much of a proud, strong womyn you are to everyone in the restaurant. You then ask Kitsune if he knows how to enroll in school. He says "Uhh....there are applications by salad bar in the lunchroom, but I guess you wouldn't know that. Why?" you then threateningly lean towards your fox-kin friend and breath into his face with a smell not unlike that of poisonous gas "Come to my house tomorrow and bring me one." he looks like he's about to vomit but nods and you give him your address. Looks like everything is going to your proud, feminist keikaku. (translator note: proud, feminist keikaku means proud, feminist plan). As he's about to leave, you mention you need a ride home. You can see the shock and horror on his face as you, with the help of the employees this time, are lifted onto the transport. Good thing these white males are being as gentlemanly as they should be....unless they're being TOO gentlemanly, in which case you're ONCE AGAIN being discriminated against as the damsel in distress. You complain about this quandary as they lower you down, and you can swear that this time you were set down roughly. You complain about this as well. By the time the sun sets, you've reached home. Your dad looks at you lying down on the wooden carrier and laughs his ass off as you get up and go inside. What to do now?

>>140491

Re-enrolling probably won't work unless you manage to trick your parents (you need proof of vaccinations, etc.) and the school (you're already enrolled), but you can still try if you want since I made it so the character gets the application either way.

>>141888
>everything goes black

That's "everything goes African-American", shitnobility of unknown or no gender.

>Good thing these white males are being as gentlemanly

That's "gentlepersynly" to you.

As for what to do, remember that doing things is a social construct invented by our patriarchical cistem to slothshame proud translazy pyople such as yourself. However, you need to dismantle the patriarchy, which forces you to take oppressive, objectifying "action" to get by in the white cis het man's world. Go on Tumblr and shame everyone you know for being insufferable bigots.

>>141888
God, paragraphs, man.

>>141888
>keikaku
actually that's cultural appropriation and you are literally hitler

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>>142019
When I took Language Arts in Senior year the teacher loved to give us several page essays constantly where we weren't supposed to break them into paragraphs and I fell into the habit. My bad.

>>142033
stop oppressing me, I'm a Hitler-kin and I'm offended

>>141929
You've been wondering what to do a lot lately. In fact, maybe too much. ...Why is that? After a bit of thinking, you realize it's this oppressive society. It's the social construct of actually having to DO THINGS which everyone uses to oppress you and all the other proud womyn like yourself! Do your homework! Do SOMETHING outside! Breathe! Being oppressed by being forced to do all these things by the patriarchy! Goddamn, you're as angry as a white, cis scum male who just had their wife refuse to make them a sandwich!

You open tumblr on the computer and immediately start angrily (shit)posting in order to bring down the patriarchy! You don't know anyone on tumblr except Anita and Kitsune, but they're both special snowflakes so you can't call them out. Instead you insult random popular tumblr accounts that you know are ran by white, cis scum males. After twenty minutes of angry posts, you get a reply from Tom Hanks saying "This isn't Sea World, fuck off you landwhale." along with a few dozen angry messages from his followers. Haha, you attracted attention with your message speaking out against the patriarchy, and now they've seen how true it is and are trying to cover it up by insulting you with a variety of rather unique slurs.

You check your follower count and see that its doubled to four. You don't recognize either of the names, but they both of their avatars are teenage girls with dyed hair. Clearly they're exceedingly proud, roaring womyn who speak out against the patriarchy like you.

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>>143146
> but they both of their avatars
I can't even use words.
that should not have the they

>>143158
Don´t worry about it, correct grammar is a tool of oppression the neurotypical cistem uses to enforce ableism.

Please tell me you didn't make an actual tumblr account for this shit

>>144541
http://rarestpepecollector4.tumblr.com/

>>144836
Wow how dare this shitlord culturally appropriate my sentences like that for his own ends. I am so triggered right now I cannot even fuck you OP you racist sexist transmisogynist white male cis scum

>>144541
I already had one made for raids from about half a year ago, nah. and yes, I am a shitlord who will appropriate sentences just to circlejerk and shitpost

>>145494
Make a post shaming people who disgustingly appropriate other peoples' tumblr posts in order to enforce their cis white male shitlord views upon it and silence people of writing (or POWs for short)who have been oppressed out of their credit for writing the sentnces for centuries. The mere idea that is is okay to grant yourself the fruits of hard-working demilesbian transwomyn transnigger translazy nonbinary persyn such as my self is an extremely capitalist way of thinking, and therefore colonialist, imerialist and patriarchal as well. Changing the writing slightly was also oppressive, because it implies that my work is inferior to your cis white male writing style, Not to mention you never asked for my consent to augment my rant or post it on Tumblr, which means you just cyber-raped me, theft-raped me, condescending-raped me, and regular-raped me. We need to teach men not to rape over the internet so it can finally become the safe space it was always meant to be. Check your privaledge, shitlord.

>>145528
I want to bleach my eyeballs now. Good job.

>been waiting for thread to drop off board since it autosaged so I can start a new one with the same image as the OP
>still here
holy shit board, move faster