>>226262
I'm filling in as director of this asylum for Admiral Goto. How may I help you?

*sssssssssssssssssipsipsip.*

Goddamn cannucks and their breaking of time-space causality.

IT BEGINS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYxPsvbEIg

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>>226262
I AM NOT BULLSHIT! ...I'm not.

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>>226262
>Yes, Fubuki?
A shattered window, LooneyTunes-style property desstruction, mild intoxication, and Goto and Kongou both ful of their respective bad substances and off to make Good Decisions is nothing out of the ordinary.

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>>226262
[x] WRITE-IN
Point her in the direction of Yakuza

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>>226262
>no fight
How endlessly disappointing.
>Listen to the Fuckbooki

>>226262
Ask Fubuki what's going on with Yuudachi.

After how Yuudachi was acting around Crab last we saw, plus the message we got before going to Parker, maybe we should check this out.

>>226262
> Silence him. Drink some of Goto's stash. Listen to him after you achieved your inner peace.

>>226262
Ask Fubuki what's going on with Poi.

>>226262
>>226300
>Ask Fubuki what's going on with Yuudachi.
>After how Yuudachi was acting around Crab last we saw, plus the message we got before going to Parker, maybe we should check this out.

Seconding this. Might as well deal with the problems that came running to us before dealing with problems that require us to go to them.

>>226262
>[ ] WRITE-IN
"Is she actually doing anything likely to injure or kill someone? Because otherwise, I think I need some aspirin before I deal with it..."

>>226262
[x] OIL UP KONGOU

>>226262
>[ ] WRITE-IN
"So Fubuki. Is my Grease monkey still alive or did he get his mauled already?"

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>>226262
ITS TIME

>>226262
[X]Ask about Yuudachi

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>>226300
Ah, I forgot about that.
In the interest of information, let's see what people think about that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10407414

>>226262
>[x] Call Arizona for help, you need to be somewhere else right now.

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Colonel! Colonel! A gift.

I think this might be about the Shigure being broken out

>>226262
>[X] WRITE-IN
>Have Pam call base maintenance to come replace the door and window again.
>consider notifying base security about a bikini wearing battle ship all fucked up on SCIENCE coffee sprinting around base and near light speed
>instead have Shimakaze follow her because she is probably the only one that could keep pace with her now
>Ask Fuckbookie if Poi has boiled crab alive yet.
Time to be all responsible and shit

>>226362
What?

>>226362
Or Buchanan appearing

>>226358
It doesn't work if he's not already in the thread. You offer him gifts when he graces the thread with his presence. You don't summon him with chunnis.

And if you do, you at least summon with *Tenryuu*.

>>226262
"Yes, Fubuki? What about Yuudachi?"
And send a text to our staff that someone needs to tell Facilities to replace the window and door to Goto's office.

>>226262
>>226282
>>226300
>I'm filling in as director of this asylum for Admiral Goto. What's going on with Yuudachi?

>>226262
>>[X] WRITE-IN
>Have Pam call base maintenance to come replace the door and window again.
>consider notifying base security about a bikini wearing battle ship all fucked up on SCIENCE coffee sprinting around base and near light speed
>instead have Shimakaze follow her because she is probably the only one that could keep pace with her now
>Ask Fubuki if Poi has boiled crab alive yet.

>>226358

He ain't here, but I'll fuckin take it for him.

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>>226316
>Ignoring the glasses, he just takes a strong swig right from the bottle, and hands it to you. It burns nice and horrible going down, and you decide it tastes like another.
> he takes another swig, and passes the bottle back. He waits for you to finish coughing, and continues.
>You take three swallows yourself, and don't cough when you come up for air. Shaking your head as the room starts to spin just a little, you refute the question.
I think we're sufficiently medicated.
I also don't think we really need to micromanage the repairs to the office, considering Kongou

>>226262
>>226369
I'll go with this. We might want to warn Goto that the dess has gone to ludicrous speed though.

>>226262
>[X] WRITE-IN
>Have Pam call base maintenance to come replace the door and window again.
>consider notifying base security about a bikini wearing battle ship all fucked up on SCIENCE coffee sprinting around base and near light speed
>instead have Shimakaze follow her because she is probably the only one that could keep pace with her now
>Ask Fubuki if Poi has boiled crab alive yet.

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>>226262
>>226398
>[x] I'm filling in as director of this asylum for Admiral Goto. What's going on with Yuudachi?

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>>226391
You're right...I give this offering to call forth ArmyNurseAnon!

>>226398
Suppose I should have added that we need to cover for Goto while he is out on his adventure. Can't have people wondering what he's up to now, that would ruin the surprise.

>>226287
you totally are

>>226262
Attempt to assist, fail.

>>226369
[x] Tell Shimakaze that Kongou is outrunning her

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>>226448
Impossiboru

Shimakaze is a weapon that surpasses Kongou Dess.

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>>226262
[x] WRITE IN
>Well fubuki? What did yuudachi do?

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>>226262
>[X] Hello Fubuki, it appears Bongou has gone to plaid. Now what did Yuudachi do?

>[X] WRITE-IN
>Have Pam call base maintenance to come replace the door and window again.
>consider notifying base security about a bikini wearing battle ship all fucked up on SCIENCE coffee sprinting around base and near light speed
>instead have Shimakaze follow her because she is probably the only one that could keep pace with her now
>Ask Fubuki if Poi has boiled crab alive yet.

>>226369
also like >>226413 said it might be a good idea to notify Goto about the incoming DESS on meth

also How concerned should we be about Kongou having just listened in on the conversation between Goto and settle?
I was kind of drunk last thread but I remember they basically referred to Yamato by name, I don't remember if the other shipsluts know who she is or not.
also the whole "EVERY SHIP IS ALIVE" thing is kinda big.

>>226497
No amount of amount of warning will save Goto now.

Replace Spaceball One with Kongou Dess and well this is what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6DXoNKITc

>>226262
>>[X] WRITE-IN
>>Have Pam call base maintenance to come replace the door and window again.
>>consider notifying base security about a bikini wearing battle ship all fucked up on SCIENCE coffee sprinting around base and near light speed
>>instead have Shimakaze follow her because she is probably the only one that could keep pace with her now
>>Ask Fubuki if Poi has boiled crab alive yet.

>>226436

"A Colonel is never late. He arrives precisely when he intends to."

VOTES CALLED

>>226518
>"A Colonel is never late. He arrives precisely when he intends to."
So, when are we gonna start up some kind of colonel-worshiping cult?

>>226436
>>226518
Exactly.

>>226525

Fucking never.

>>226528

Now for his next trick, there will be a flash of white light, and the next thing you know they'll be carrying someone out with a fresh ninja punch to the neck.

>>226528
Speak of the devil!

>>226497
Well, there were three big things in that conversation:
1. Yamato is Goto's secretary
2. Every ship is alive
3. Kongou throwing herself at Goto is directly responsible for giving the Yakuza and their right-wing allies in the Diet the ammunition they need to have Goto removed from his post.

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>>226358
>>226391
You see I accept Chunnis as gifts afterwards. The way to summon me is with best boat.

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>>226528
Have a thing colonel

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>>226544
Soo...

>>226545
Admiral Optimus Prime...fuck, it works too perfectly. Plus, he knows all about dying and coming back too.

>>226525
No.

>>226531
Hey, how goes training the corgis to play instruments? Because I think Naka is hoping to have Hate and the Corgis open for her at the concert...

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>>226561
No, the Admiral is Ginrai from Super God Masterforce, who was essentially a powermaster for Prime. Prime, Bee, and Grimlock get called in because Tatsuta, and Desdiv 6 sans Nanodesu get captured by the decepticons, Tatsuta gets brainwashed by Soundwave and well thats as far as the comic is at this point

>>226564
SEE! THE GREAT COMMANDY ONE HUMBLES HIMSELF BEFORE US! TRUELY HE IS DESERVING OF WORSHIP!

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>>226544
THAT STERN CAN'T EVEN COMPETE

>>226545
Wtf is this and where can I get it?
>>226551
Acceptable.

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>>226551
chuuni a shit

>>226564
You already have legit cultists, erm, subordinates, you don't need more.

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>>226573

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>>226576
>Wtf is this and where can I get it?
Here's another one.

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>>226576
Its on Danbooru, just look up the name of the comic in the pool search. Its not completely translated tho.

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>>226578
CA's a best

>>226581
No, they're not cultists. They fear me to much for that.

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>>226600
as they should

>>226593
But aren't those CAVs?

>>226587
I like this, I'm keeping it.
>>226590
I'll do that.

>>226600
Fear is integral to most cults. Not really helping your case there.

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>>226609
It's a subclass of CA

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>>226600
...I just have to ask--ARE YOU A GOD? (Your answer and the subordinates' answer, please.)

>>226617
Shimakaze is making a mint by selling her turret's poop

>>226604
>pic more relevant then Anon probably realizes.
>>226611
Fuck you're right.

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Whoever made this one better have realized the double entantre he made, because faust means fist in german.

>>226637
>>pic more relevant then Anon probably realizes.
You made new rules at your new station? Are you making your underlings call you "Colonel Teitoku"?

>>226619
No, no I am not. I'm not even a demigod yet. That'd be my boss and the regional commanders. I'm just a wrathful demon.

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So..Colonel, what would happen if a DD with DD's threw herself onto our D?

>>226652
We'd probably be in Soviet Russia.
BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA DESTROYER LEWDS YOU!

>>226646
No, no nothing like that. Just some administrative changes. and a lot of premature leadership changes as well.

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>>226652
We would need to t-take responsibility, of course.

>>226660
>No, no nothing like that. Just some administrative changes. and a lot of premature leadership changes as well.
Have you sent any lovable coffee-bearing underlings to their death yet?

Or perhaps teasing little-sister types who wear large belts as skirts?

>>226569

You're a dumbass.

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>>226668
I mean, really now. Everyone knows hate has MUCH more important stuff to worry about.

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>>226634
>>226645

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Sooo, Im waiting for PF to post, and I have always wanted to post this to see how people react.
God is dead to whoever made this

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One of our Aussie QMs from #swq decided to have some fun as well.
And by "fun", I mean "partake in the true Australian leisurely past time", and by that I mean, "shitposting".

Perth now has a twitter!
You can find her here: https://twitter.com/HMAS_Perth being a bogan cunt and snarking at everything and everyone loudly.

>>226676
I suspect our favorite Marine's not a fan of that overcomplicated swimsuit.

>>226668
You mean to tell me you DONT want the corgis to be able to play yakety sax while terrorizing the ship girls on base?

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I took a trip to the Iowa earlier today and saw several of the sites mentioned in the story

>>226686
It only takes her an extra hour to put on

>>226691
...holy shit, the Big Stick is standing on her head!

>>226691
I didn't know the Iowa was based in Australia..

>>226691
LIVE FROM AUSTRALIA

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>>226691

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>>226686
it's more fun to take off~

>>226682
BOGAN QUEST WHEN, SENTINEL.

>>226682
Is there any particular reason she has elf/Vulcan ears?

Is it a representation of Australia's wild nature and fierce wildlife, or just a random artistic choice?

>>226682
Speaking of SWQ guess what! Best Girl is finally in an anime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLUqd-jEBuE

>>226705
You got a Picture of Nagamon's flag? I'd post mine but i have no goddamn idea how to get it off my damn phone.

>>226712
Isn't Nagamon's flag at the South Dakota memorial?

>>226711
If Cupcake is revealed to have a P-61 pilot for an ex-boyfriend. Deme might kill himself.

>>226711
Hurray 502nd!

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>>226691
Where Iowas marines were

>>226717
Her battle flag is on the Iowa last i saw. Given that i actually saw it there.

>>226709
I think that's pre-kancolle ship girl art, which often had elf ears because fuckers love elves.

>>226682
The Greeks waifu is back.
MORE ADMIRAL THOMAS LEWDS WHEN?

Did I do this right? Hellooo imaginary television people!

I was writing out my grand introduction, but SOME CUNT- someone went and pre-empted me! Heh!

Anyway, it's me, Perth! Ask me anything!

>>226721
Clearly, locked up for their own protection.

(Dammit, Captcha, what's with all the French street signs?)

>>226718
He won't because suicide requires effort. He'll just sit and be miserable.

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>>226721
What Iowa would have seen out at the Battle of LA

>>226676

You know, I'mma see if I can fucking scare up a set of omnicam or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be called this fucking week for her, just because NO FUCKING ONE looks fucking good in that shit, unless you're into shapeless fucking baggy shit. Maybe then you fucks will get the fuckin hint.

>>226735
On average, how many shrimps do you put on the barbie each day?

>>226735
What are you doing out of prison?

>>226735
Yo, Prisonbote, where are you! We've seen Houston hanging out with her brother, but where you at?

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>>226732
Yea, as if Catte is gonna get herself banned again.

>>226718
And what if Georgette has a badass eyepatch wearing boyfriend as well?

>>226739
>Maybe then you fucks will get the fuckin hint.
You're way to optimistic for a grown man.

>>226739
No, no, Lieutenant. You need to find an old set of Army Multicam for her. Because it needs to be that butt-fugly pattern that only blends into that one infamous couch.

Not just shapeless and baggy, but utter fail at camouflage AND looking professional.

>>226739
Ignore them, they do not realize the superiority of the chuuni-booties and are hung up on that old gag.

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>>226739
Is this more to your liking marine?

>>226765

She wears a onepeice you dipshit.

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Oh yeah i have this thing too.

>>226761
He even has a few sets of that on hand for that 'urban ghillie suit' idea he was going on about that one time

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>>226769
Something like this then?

>>226769
Only because you said it'd look better on her.

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>>226262
When are you going to tell us more about Batlead, Deme?

Many people asked about that in previous thread.

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>>226732
Real talk; consider me on hiatus for art until September. I just moved across the country and I couldn't bring my desktop with me.

>>226753
>implying I fucking wouldn't
I'm not sure if you're just trying to bait me but let's be honest, if it amused me enough, I'd do it.

>>226761
Hey now, don't be dissing BDUs, those things were great.

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>>226735
>it's another poochie episode

>>226781
I wasnt trying to bait. If it amuses you go for it, just remember the mods will trim it the moment they catch wind of it.

>>226778

That has nothing to fucking do with it.

>>226761
You mean UCP right anon? Multicam actually fucking worked.

>>226783
No, no, not BDUs. The ones that replaced the original ACU (which was good) with the digital pattern that consisted entirely of colors not found in nature at all, and was replaced again within just a few years because, big shock, it didn't blend in with ANYthing.

>>226804
Do the girls come back with swimsuits, like the DD's school swimsuits? Or did someone have to take them shopping?

Speaking of, how does Yams even *get* things that fit her in Japan?

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>>226804
Are you sure?

>>226807
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Camouflage_Pattern
BEHOLD HOW THE ARMY FUCKED UP SOMETHING THE MARINES GOT RIGHT.

>>226806
I don't fucking know any more. The Army's changed camo patterns so much in the past decade that I can't even hope to keep track of them. The Army's first attempt at digital camo.

>>226691
I really need to drive down there one day this summer. The marine layer should make it pretty nice to visit in the morning.

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>>226808
Hate takes her shopping, naturally.

>>226817
To be fair both UCP and MARPAT are based on CADPAT.

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Fubuki finally blinks. “What the h-”

“Not a god damned thing,” you clarify sternly even as you step through the hole in the door. “Now, you were saying something about Yuudachi?”

Fubuki blinks a few times, still staring at the hole, before her eyes refocus on you. “Y-yes. Yuudachi jailbroke Shigure.”

You nod politely. “The fuck you say.”

“Jail. Broke.”

“And just how, in the name of Almighty Fuck, did she do that,” you question, your blood starting to boil. The last time you saw the security around Shigure's wing of the base security office they had three goddamned Mark 19 grenade launchers set up - at least one of the goddamned things should've fed long enough to pop a few into Poi. “This Yakkity Sax shit is getting old.”

“She...” Fubuki gathers her breath and takes the plunge. “... hookedachaintothewindowbarsandrippedthemoutandrodeoffwithShigurewhileyellingyippiekaiyaymotherfluffer.”

Her eyes dart left-right-left, then flick back at you briefly like someone gingerly tapping a panhandle to check for heat.

You raise your finger to slow her abortive start for the door. “That... last part,” you say. “Please. Repeat it.”

Fubuki visibly swallows, fidgeting nervously as she gathers her courage once more. “Yippie Kai Yay, Mother... eff word,” she mumbles.

You let those words trickle through the folds of your gray matter like icewater as Fubuki tries to shrink out of sight.

“While firing saluting charges,” she murmurs almost inaudibly.

“DON'T WORRY, ADMIRAL KETTLE!” comes a voice from your five-o-clock that lifts you off the floor two inches via kinetic impact with the base of your spine. “I've got a POSSEE of sandy lasses ready to RIDE!”

“No,” Kaga growls. “No, you really, really don't.”

>>226817
We're on Operation Camo now, OCP.

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Spine now quite stiff, you rotate in place till you catch the eubillent gyrations of Essex from the corner of your eye. Hornet's crossing her arms below her modest bust as she searches the ceiling for surcease. Her small shoulders slump as she makes eye contact with you - even the feather in her hairband seems to be wilting in the damp heat infiltrating from the shattered window. “Men with grit,” she sighs by way of translation.

You catch movement from the back rank and slew-to-cue like a gun muzzle, catching Hamp halfway through lifting his Starbucks cup. Under your scathing glare, he finishes the motion slowly and sips in meek silence.

“Come ooonnnn, Admiral!” Essex is imploring you, grabbing your wrist and leaning on it enough to throw you off balance. “We gotta hurry or they're gonna escape!”

“CAW!” someone else agrees.

You spasm away from Essex, stumbling over your own heels as you behold the giganic feathered beast perched on Essex's shoulder. It easily dwarfs her head, especially when it raises its wings and puffs out a bit. It glares at you down the length of its huge yellow beak, the white feathers on its head fluffing out as it draws itself up to its fall height. It chirrups at you loudly, finishing with low clucking that trails off ominously.

“Admiral Sensual, this is Colbert,” Essex says cheerfully. “Colbert, this is Admiral-” she pauses, thinking - “Sensual, right. Say hi, Colbert!”

The bird cranes its head back and looses an earsplitting screech at the ceiling, making everyone present wince.

“Isn't he handsome!?” Essex preens, beaming at you like a twelve-year old girl with a new kitten.

“No,” you reply.

>>226833
>while yelling Yippe-Kai-yay
>saluting charges
I'm almost tempted to let her get away with it.

Well this just got interesting.

Also, Bucky not swearing is unexpectedly cute.

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Essex blinks. “No? NO?” Her chest swells as she puffs herself up to match her shoulder-eagle. “You DARE to challenge the CHARISMA and charm of my LOYAL-”

“NO!” you roar, the blast igniting deep in your diaphragm and venting out your mouth like a flash-over in a house fire. Essex and Colbert both flinch away from you, shock on their faces. You level one accusing finger dead-on at Essex. “NO, YOU, FUCKING, DON'T!”

Essex stares at you. Then she and Colbert crane their necks to look at each other, then back at you. Colbert cocks the tip of his wing at Essex just as she points at him.

“BOTH OF YOU!” you roar. “There is a point at which this shit has to stop and we went screaming past it at hypersonic a week ago!” You hold out your hand expectantly and aren't surprised when someone slaps the hard, smooth wood of your cane into it. With a quick flick-twist you free the sheath from the blade and draw it apart, baring several inches of razored steel that gleams wickedly in the fluorescent light. “Shipgirls? Yeah. I can do shipgirls.” You draw the blade out millimeter by millimeter, Essex's eyes widening at a similar rate. “I can do fuckin corgi PT boats. I can do little floatplanes-cum-beeswarm that follow that hipster asshole ar- DENY IT,” your thin, hard voice pins Hamp's tongue to his lower jaw even as he opens his mouth to object. “Deny it,” you repeat... and then you smile. “Ah dare yuh,” you say good-naturedly, voice dripping honey. “Ah double-dog dare yuh.”

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Hamp closes his mouth. You round on Essex like a twister. She freezes mid-sidle, back pressed against the wall as her eyes flick longingly towards the exit. “You seen Tenryuu yet?” you ask, lifting your hands over your head to mimic- “with the HORN THINGS?”

Essex stares wide-eyed, but she nods cautiously.

“And how they just. Fucking. Float there?”

Another nod, this one almost too small to distinguish from the quivering.

Your hands splay wide to explore the rim of an invisible halo. “And little Miss Samael, with the halo?” You take her intensified quiver as an affirmative. “Yeah. Did you hear me bitch about that? Do I bring it up, every fucking time I see them?”

Essex shrinks against the wall as you advance towards her, looming large enough to cast a shadow over her. “N-nn-no?” she wonders.

“Because it's - spiritual~” you say, fluttering your fingers in the air to waft the ephemeral concept away. “It doesn't make sense. It doesn't have to make sense. It's all about deep metaphors and allusions of the soul, and all that lit-crit bullshit, right?”

Essex nods hastily - then shrinks further as you lean over to get right up in her face. “But not the eagle, Essex.”

“W-wwh-why-”

“A bald eagle,” you hiss, “named Colbert. Obama might've made pork fly, but I'll be thrice fucked before I let you fly that shit past ME!”

The eagle seems to be trying to hide behind Essex's head now. You back up a step, letting your poisoned gaze burn into Essex's brain for a moment - then shift your eyes to the beady, soulless orbs of Colbert. Lifting two fingers, you poke them at your eyes - then thrust one at the bird. “Get the hell out of my sight.”

They get.

“... woah,” Hamp observes. “That was awesome. I got wood.”

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>>226855
>“... woah,” Hamp observes. “That was awesome. I got wood.”
Maybe if you're lucky Hornet will deal with it Hamp!

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>>226855
>[X] Fuck this im gonna go drink with Goto, I've had enough shit for today.

>>226855
[X]"No homo right?" Take Hamp, find Yuudachi and Shigure. Is Kaga still here? Take her too. It'll be fun.

>>226870
let's this, what could possibly go wrong

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>>226855
>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex

Does shoukaku got the shigure situation under control? Do we need to help her?

>>226855
[x] Take a walk, to anywhere that isn't near ship girls. Like through housing.

>>226855
>[ ] Write-in
Glare at Hamp. "Don't you have another tinclad to fuck while I get actual work done?"

>>226873
>Willie and Hate
>chase

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaa oh yes

>>226855
>Text Shoukaku, send up planes to find but not engage Yuudachi and Shigure. Contact Settle once they are found.
>Round on Kaga and Hornet. Ask what they needed from Goto; Settle is filling in while Goto is indisposed.

>>226880
Is Settle going to go ballistic when he sees Perth's elf ears? (if they exist)

>>226855
Gather Hamp, Hate+Willie (if they're still just outside), maybe bring Yams along in disguise, and possibly call Naka as she's been able to talk to Shigure on her level before.

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>>226851
>that image
Settle is in a room full of problems.

>>226855
>[x] I don't particularly care that Yuudachi broke Shigure out of the brig. Shigure will do better with her sister than in the slammer. Just send someone to make sure Yuudachi and Shigure stay out of (more) trouble. No need to round them up.

>>226873
this

>>226883
supporting. Also have something amusing
http://webm.land/media/Zs6D.webm

>>226855
>>226876

>[x] Take a walk, to anywhere that isn't near ship girls. Like through housing.

Seconding this. Take Hamp with us. Hamp is bro-tier. (Maybe Hornet too if we can find her. She's always been nice and reasonably stable.)

>>226888
the whole base is full of problems

>>226855
>With the sound of tortured granite, like an ancient dungeon door preparing to unleash hell, we turn to 'Pam'. "GET. SOMEONE. TO. CLEAN. THIS. UP. I'm too drunk to care." Then search for Arizona, with Hamp and Hornet in tow.

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Every thread

>>226873
>>226887
This seems like the best option.

>>226855
>“... woah,” Hamp observes. “That was awesome. I got wood.”
You sure you're not gay? You do know that's okay now?

>>226893
>Maybe Hornet too if we can find her.
Hornet is in the room with us.
I don't really know how you could have missed her being mentioned, unless you actually don't read the posts.

>>226808

As far as I've been able to fucking figure out, they come back wearing what they have with their fuckin rig. Like, Yams has that white and red miniskirt thing you always have her pictured in, with the one thighhigh. Everything else works just like it fuckin does for us.

>>226903
Considering Hornet has not shown up in months, you can't exactly fault him for not noticing.

>>226855
>Inform Hate about the Poi situation, he is to take Shokaku and Willie to find them before Crab does.
Because the last thing we need is Crab taking an M1 and doing a repeat of the '95 San Diego tank rampage out of revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUoUKEIGoo

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>>226899

>>226855
>With the sound of tortured granite, like an ancient dungeon door preparing to unleash hell, we turn to 'Pam'. "GET. SOMEONE. TO. CLEAN. THIS. UP. I'm too drunk to care." Then search for Arizona, with Hamp and Hornet in tow.

>>226903
>Hornet is in the room with us.
>I don't really know how you could have missed her being mentioned, unless you actually don't read the posts.
Settle yelled at Essex and her carrier cadre to Git. I thought she'd left with them.

>>226855
[x] WRITE IN
>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex
Sure, why not. It'll be funny.

>>226927
Pretty sure that was just directed at Essex and Colbert

>>226855
>>226873
>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex
Also weren't Shimakaze and two catfighting Kongous in here too, last we checked?

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>>226855
>[x] WRITE IN
>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex

>>226949
>Not Murakamo
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CRIX

>>226927
>Settle yelled at Essex and her carrier cadre to Git
No, that was directed at just Essex and Colbert.

>>226855
>“And little Miss Samael, with the halo?”
>Offscreen, muted, as if from from a great distance
>"NEEEEEEEEEERD"

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While Fap shitposts and lurks let's post more DDs.

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>>226949

>>226855
>>[x] WRITE IN
>>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex

>>226883
Backing this.

>All these write-in only votes though.

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>>226855
it's reassuring that settle's as sick of this shit as i am.
>[x] Write-in
>still plenty of fulminating wrath to go around. glare at the sub-kongous like they're a stain on the carpet, and kick them out of the lobby. shut hamp's faggot ass up again. insult kaga just for being there. pick up the telephone and throw it at the wall. lean out the window and yell. we can't fix this. nothing we do even matters. fuck it all.

>select all images with bananas
yep.

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So guys what do you say to a plan to get Shigure some sense of normalcy by assigning Mogami and Yuudachi to hang around her?

At the very least it's half and a half sister ship + historical assignment, right?

>>227005
We probably won't need to assign anything at this point

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>>227000
Write in only votes are the best votes because they're consequence free!

>>226855
>>226873
>Hate was outside with Willie D. Redirect those surface assets to intercept Shigure and Yuudachi and settle things down, I'm pretty sure that's part of his job anyway.
>See if Kaga and Hornet needed anything or if they were just dragged along by Essex

I also think locating Perth is on our to-do list.

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>>226959

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>>227005
>Implying anything besides bullshit like this is normalcy here.

>>227017
Never tempt the Planefag.

>>226855
>With the sound of tortured granite, like an ancient dungeon door preparing to unleash hell, we turn to 'Pam'. "GET. SOMEONE. TO. CLEAN. THIS. UP. I'm too drunk to care." Then search for Arizona, with Hamp and Hornet in tow.

>>227005
>assigning Mogami to hang around her?
I could have sworn that Mogami was notable for how terrible her luck was. See all the collisions she was in, that time she torpedoed her own side's transports, and so on. Are you sure this is a good idea?

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This would be the perfect time to run into Murakumo and her floating things.

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>>226738

>>227017
That's adorable. Please don't tempt the almighty one.

>>227026
See attached pic

>>227048
Is the image not loading ore something?

>>226855
[x] OH HAMP TAKE ME NOW

>>227036
What part of my post did you not understand "hang around" and not "combat deployment"?

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>>227054
Oh it was sarcasm, better tell the Colonel that.

>>227059
No it was, just neither me nor the Colonel apparently knew what the /s meant.

>>227059
>Write in only votes are the best votes because they're consequence free!
Ah so that's what that meant! Keep in mind, I'm 55. I know most of the meme's not all of 'em.
>Captcha is milkshakes... I want one of those now.

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>>227076
>>227084

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>>227084

>>226913
>WHY ARE THERE SIX PEDALS IF THERE ARE ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS

>>227084
It means 'end sarcasm', dude.
Because apparently the mere existence of write-in votes is enough to terrify some idiots

Hey, Hate. Have you introduced Sammy to Doom yet? The thought of her screaming "Rip and Tear" seems so adorable...

>>227096
Dammit Grif

>>227101

Hell no. If I fuckin did I'd never get my fucking computer back.

Yams is bad enough. She has a thing for the chainsaw.

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>>227098
Methinks Deme isn't sure what to do so is putting out write-ins.

>>227098
I wouldn't say it's entirely stupid as some writers might do such a vote just to bait anon into doing something stupid. Though in this case I think it's more PF being lazier than usual.

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>>227000
i think he wants us to experience the suffocating mental wooliness of a blank word document. typing a few words and backspacing them.
ideas would just spill out, back when you were having fun.
before it was important.

>>227084
Inb4 chunni-boob spam
>>227096
That might actually be hilarious to see Crab fail at driving an M1 and crash straight into the drink.
>>227101
>Implying she hasnt found both DOOM and Warhammer 40k yet.
>>227104
Oh god why.

>>227101
You see that video of Doomguy brofisting the mini of Doomguy? Like that.

>>226991

CLOTHES DO NOT EVEN FUCKIN WORK THAT WAY

votes called

>>227026
>>227036

Moving forward is preferable to wallowing about CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIN

>>227116
Latex :V

>>227125
Or body paint with pasties.

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>>227116
Nuclear reactors dont work the way Gundam SEED thinks they do either. But then again..
>pic related

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>>227105
>>227108
>No thread tonight - my head is literally empty of content atm.
>fap angel's talked in the past about how anon can be used as a sledgehammer to break down writer's block via votes
Seems about right
>some writers might do such a vote just to bait anon into doing something stupid
that's dumb

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>>227084
>>Captcha is milkshakes... I want one of those now.
Pic related?

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>>227116
It's a bodysuit.

>>227116
Spray on latex counts as clothes right?

>>227104
...how expensive CAN a laptop that can play it be at the NX, anyway?

Particularly if you're going with the original, a copy of DOSbox would run it at full speed on just about anything you could find.

>>227086
Appropriate. I can respect that level of smartass.
>>226913
Sudden RvB references.
>>227139
No. I mean an actual milkshake.

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>>227143
Except Murakumo wears stockings.
How should Harder feel about this?

>>227138
>that's dumb
Doesn't stop them from doing it anyways, though such writers usually find themselves with a mob w/ torches and pitchforks in a short time.

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>>227156
>No. I mean an actual milkshake.
Do you? Do you really?

>>227157
I just noticed that the admiral in the picture is wearing a Naka mask.

>>227165
>not liking milkshakes

I almost bought one myself earlier today

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>>227157
So maybe its two skin tight pieces then. No need to complicate things.

>>227173
Why almost?

>>227116

I've seen women in life wear one of those bodysuits, they're amazing.

>>227179

The store was across the street from the pharmacy and I'm lazy

>>227157
I have an image I'd like to post, but blue board and I think this is a little too lewd even for behind a spoiler tag. Go to Rule34.xxx and check out post ID 2054507 to see it. (Naka, if you're around... have you made sure Harder hasn't been taking selfies in the bedroom?)

>>227186
Keep it in the IRC, Richard.

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>>227184

>>227186
Also this isn't SB, links don't count as NSFW

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>>227184
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS

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>>227173
stay strong. there's like 2 days of calories in an american milkshake. shit's suicidal.

>>227207
Wasn't certain on that, so I was playing it safe. http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2054507 for the direct link.

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Assuming upgrades, could Iowa get nuclear shells?

>>227218
China and Russia say no.

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>>227214
fixed that for you

>>227213
>big name chain

Oh hell no, never go to a place that isn't family owned. They make the shakes with, like... ice cream.

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>>227213
That's what it means to be 'Murican.

>>227156
Colonel, can you please read what the following link has to offer and then tell me if the boat in question can or cannot be sexualized?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_destroyer_Terrible

>>227226
Steak and Shake does that, too, so if you GOTTA stop at a chain...

>>226855
>[ ] Write-in

We should probably check up on Perth.

>>227232
No you can't its a Destroyer. It's in the title for fucks sake.

>>227240

... "Large" destroyer...?

>>227226
What the fuck here even chain restaurants make their shakes out of real ice cream.

>>227213
Da fuq is this.

A large shake from a place like Chick-fil-A is 720 calories.

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>>227240
>No you can't its a Destroyer. It's in the title for fucks sake.
What about Kaga the second?

>>227242
Akin to the "large light cruisers"

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>>227240
But what if they won't listen when we say no?

>>227240
But it got reclassified as a light cruiser in '43!

>>227242
Like KC Hamakaze?

>>227213
>Serving size 32 fl oz
There's your catch
But on that allergy information: I used to work at DQ.
When we served shrimp it came in 2lb bags and when we pre-measured it to store it for faster preparation we did so in buster bar or dilly bar bags.
You could run out of shrimp before bags, and the bags could find their way back into a larger pile, so dilly bars had the risk of shellfish allergens.