>>265153
THICC
H
I
C
C

2nd for incubus mc best waifu

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>>265153
Razzrak get interested in Lola. He likes her spirit and fighting abilities. For the upcoming battle he decide to help her with some magic
roll d10
1-muscle growth
2-berserk mode
3-magic weapon
4-magic armor
5-wild power for mouse
6-thunder thights
7-fists of rage
8-super speed
9-overwhelming power
10-god's punch

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>265194

>>265197
>no thunder thighs
fuck

>>265205
>no fists of rage or gods punch
it's like you dont want to CAST FIST

Lola the Unalterable

>>265194
>INB4 Fail Wizard decides to lend a helping hand to poor Wiz Bro stuck in a Cookie Golem

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Meanwhile; at the lone tree hill:
>did you think he's dead? and what's going on with this weather?
>that's not the bigger of your problems, the entery royal guard must be looking for you.
>mphf! you truly are the worst waifu

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>>265197
Suddenly from nowhere a gun appears. It's Ultra Fantasic Mini-Cannon. Infinity cannon balls included.

>>265246
Hell yeah, now find our friends/people we kow!

>>265244
Did she get thinner?
I swear Thick Witch was thicker than that.
>>265246
Oh a plunderin' we will go!

>>265246
Don't forget to powder it for bloodline strats.

>>265253
B loodborne I mean

>>265246
how do we light it though. is loli-rox capable of fire magic still? Maybe she can light it for lola and then she has to aim it.

>>265255
Bloodborne*

>>265260
It has a trigger, and since the fuse has a length of basically 0, chances are it lights on trigger pull.

>>265270
I would assume but it doesn't hurt to ask. Would certainly suck to go in a fight just to find out our weapon doesn't work the way we thought it would.

>>265246
>when you introduce guns into a magic campaign
"BWAHAHA! I AM THE ARCH CANDY WIZARD! NOTHING CAN STOP M--"
*BANG*
"Oh what the fuck? Is that a gun? Nope, screw this. I'm outta here. Guns are fuckin' dangerous..."

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>>265248
you exit the prison room and head south to the next room

1-but there is a trap!
2-3-but there is an enemy in that room
4-6 but there is an obstacle preventing you from progressing
7-8 the coast is clear!

>>265260
>>265270
>>265273
Its magic cannon.It doesn't fire. Rope here is only design choice

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>265276
Cannonballs for the win

Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>265276
I choose 5.

>>265278
cool, thanks OP.

>>265276
Lola better be holding Roxy's hand, OP.

>>265250
I think we just got so used to Roxy that Candy Witch doesn't look thick enough anymore.

>>265287
well absence does make the girl grow thicker

>>265287
>Look back
I think you are right.

>>265279
Ok, there is a (roll a d4)
1-weird guy
2-weird girl
3-sexy guy
4-sexy girl
... made of (rolla d6)
1- gummy bear
2- gummy worm
3- dark chocolate
4-chocolate milk
5-ice cream
6-popcicle

>>265153

I see an error in that picture, wizard guy can't cast fire magic correctly even if his life depended of it.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>265308

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>265308

>>265308

>>265309
that image is photoshopped

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>265311
And other roll

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>265308

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>265308

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>265308

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>265308

>>265319
Rule 1?
Also,
>All them 4s

>>265317

Clearly it was photoshopped by the wizard academy to hide the fact they can produce failures.

>these 4s
new waifu?

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>>265319
>>265321
>>265328
Combine them: Sexy Fudgscile Girl

>>265311
>>265313
Clearly Stephen King has blessed us

>>265335
>girl

>>265335
I'd be fine with that.
But Chocolate Milk would make her a fucking nightmare, candy equivalent of a Water Elemental.

>>265339
>we get a gun that can fuck people up
>suddenly the one creature that won't give a fuck about our bullets
We need to seduce the creature and get it on our side. If we can't do that our only hope is that Roxy REALLY likes chocolate milk.

>>265346
we just have to be creative about our munitions, it's magic after all.

>>265346
The question remains, do our cannonballs explode?

>>265346

Unlike those stinking men, they are qt strong females who needs no man and will either seduce her in pirate's case, or charm her with cute in rox's case

>>265352
Canonballs don't explode. They are practically massive balls of iron that tore through ships. Having this cannonball gun is likely just pretty much like having a short-medium range extremely high caliber gun.

Guys, guys.
I've got an idea.
>Seductive and Cute duet featuring Tot Roxxie and Lola entrancing the Chocolate Milk Elemental until she gets so into it, she divides and starts mimicking our duet
>Party of 5 in one fell swoop

>>265355
Sometimes Cannonballs were replaced with low-grade firebombs in a cannonball shell, designed to break into a ship, breaking itself and exploding to burn down the ship.

>>265355
that comparison really does't make too much sense since the cannonball moves much slower than a bullet.

>>265355
Also,
>Magic Weapon

>>265375
True, but I thought the "magic" was the infinite cannonballs. Are there more magical properties it has?

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>>265337
dude stop with traps. you are becoming a meme :^)

>>265398
>That arm

>>265398
>"nobody cared who i was until i started namefagging"
>"was becoming a meme a part of your plan"
>"of course"

>>265398
>that arm
A-Anon? Are you alright? Do you need me to call a doctor for you?

>>265407
>>265419
His fapping arm developped and now he can morph it.

>>265398
>that arm
Oh yes.

>>265414
>"Well, you got yourself a drawing. now what's the next step of your master plan?"

>>265421
|spoiler]i actually am left handed, i kek'd so hard i just had to save that pic[/spoiler]

>>265414
just goes to show that being a fag can get you places

>>265428
>"shitposting ITT... WITH NO MODS"

>>265429
>shift \
>two keys off from the [ key, which doesn't use shift
HOW.

>>265447
nigga i aint used to this pos macbook keyboard

>>265447
pinkies are uncooperative sometimes.

>>265451
>Macbook
Disregard my statement, you're doing great.

>>265436
>"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

>>265461
i got it for free, and it's a late 2010 model mba

>>265451
>>265467
>old macbook
hmm

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>>265248
>>265311
>>265319
You hold Roxy's hand and start walking south to the nex chamber. There is a wooden bridge. You can see another waif... foe ready to shoot you and is blocking your way!
It's not the liquid elemental you was expecting

>>265634
Udder surprise!
Time for a hoedown! Roxxie and Mouse on the sidelines, you square off for a good old fashioned square dance of death!

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>>265634
shoot it! i want to see that literal hand cannon in action.

>>265634
Get sprayed by chocolate milk an enjoy it

Kids love chocolate milk

>>265634
Fire chain-shot at her, to chain her up

>>265654
for real, how can chocolate milk of all things hurt us? Start guzzling like a tyke

>>265646
This. A pirate vs. a cowgirl. I wonder who'll win this showdown.

>>265634
CENSOR THAT SHIT
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>265663
Good thing gets are 6,7,8.

>>265646
it's high noon
roll d12
1-critical fail
2-4-you got milked
5-8-you avoid enemy attack
9-11-enemy avoid your attack
12-success

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>265674

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>265674
Go McCree on her ass.

>>265674
The success range on that, damn

>>265677
>You got milked
Please let the Chocolate Milk have Thickening Properties

>>265683
this

>>265677
I am okay with this. It's just chocolate milk after all. right?

They didn't say we got hit with milk.
They said we got milked.
Those puppies are getting pumped.

>>265711
>Those tiny puppies
She'd need to use "Boobify" and "induce lactation" spells before doing that.

>Just like my totally spies cartoons

>>265739
Friendly reminder that there were some fetish episodes like inflation, dehydration, and extreme muscle growth.

>>265766
I believe that is what he was alluding to anon.

>>265766
>dehydration fetish
jesus christ i mean i am a deviant fuck but this is just too much holy shit what?

>>265766
Deshydration? Thats horrible.

>>265793
I like dehydrating women and having them desperately beg me to save them. It's sexy. :^)

>>265808
like beg you for your cum or something?

>>265808
You can't save them, since that would require you to be able to get a woman wet.

>>265808
Deshydration fetish is only a very thirsty person then?

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>>265821

>>265824
There have been worse ones I think but yeah, the episode where they get dehydrated in space is one of the most "magical realm" of the series.

>>265819
Aye. That's the exact idea.

>>265821
Damn, I just got DESTROYED. You have no chill, anon.

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>>265646
>>265677
This bridge not big enough for the two of us. It's showdown. Unfortunatly Lola was too slow and got huge stream of chocolate milk in her face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

>>265912
Drinking the milk makes her thicc and strong!

>>265912
get the mouse to lodge himself into one of the guns to disable it!

>>265912
Bask in the chocolate milk. Thank her for it and tell her that you think it's delicious. Then wink at her, completely drenched in her woman milk.

>>265912
Don't swallow.
Shot cowgirl with chain-shot.

>>265912
spam some of those infinite cannonballs at her.

>>265922
requesting Bumble Joe help!
roll a d8
1-Critical fail
2-3 Joe is spotted before he can reach the cowgirl and get kicked
4-5 Joe manage to distract the cowgirl for a while
6-7 Joe momentarily disable one of the guns
8 Succes!

>>265927 mean to reply >>265950

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>265950

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>265950

Next we should have Delores come out and have Roxy walk slowly across the bridge and look up at the chocolate milk woman. Roxy will ask the chocolate milk woman, with tears in her eyes, if she can help her find her older brother. She's so scared without him. This chocolate milk woman would have to be a real monster to harm a little girl or make her cry.

>>265965
>tears in her eyes
>plural

>>265950
Since when is 2 a get?

>>266118
it's only a d8 anon.

>>266118
it's probably because of the dubs

>>266118
oh wait, I see what you're talking about duh, thought you were referring to the roll numbers. He quoted the wrong post on accident. see
>>265954

>>266118
Notice the post right after it.
Mama Mia clicked the wrong post.

Ok, my fault for overlooking the correction post.

>>266157
water under the bridge. no worries dog.

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>>265956
>>265927
Bumble Joe is too fast and small for the cowgirl to properly aim at him. She forgets momentarily about Lola and concentrates in Joe.

>>266175
Lola casts the ever deadly finger gun tactic.

>>266175
Have Delores come out and have Roxy walk slowly across the bridge and look up at the chocolate milk woman. Roxy will ask the chocolate milk woman, with a tear in her eye, if she can help her find her older brother. She's>>266175
so scared without him.

This chocolate milk woman would have to be a real monster to harm a little girl or make her cry.

>>266175
Shoot her tubes!

>>266175
Is that a hair trimmer under Lola's skirt?

>>266186
>not just shooting the bitch now that she's distracted

well at least you fixed the typo

>>266186
using Rox cuteness roll d12
1-critical fail
2-4-she so angry jeez
5-9-she doesn't care about your problems
10-11-she give pass for Roxy but not for Lola
12-success

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>266215

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>>266218
Goddammit.

a well deserved 1.

>>266220
I've failed you all. I'll stop for now, I'm sorry.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>266218
Oh boy...
>>266215
Just to see.

>>266227
I'll go dig a hole to sleep in.

>>266226
don't worry about, it's all in the di-
>>266227
motherfucker

>>266227
TOP
KEK

>>266227
dude...

I said protect her smile! why don't you shot the cowgirl when you had the chance!!!

>>266227
Kiiiiiiing!

>>266227
>TFW

Well, looks like chocholate milk woman hates lolis, or she knows that this one is a fake and really is a thicc woman that out-thiccs her

>>266218
>incoming child abuse
I'm cool with this. At the very least, it'll make all of the loli Roxy-fags shit their pants in uncontrollable rage.

>>266267

I hope she grabs Roxy and slaps her ass for being a bad girl

I just realized. How many crit fails has Roxy gotten within the last 8 rolls or so? I think there are at least 3.

Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2 = 16 (10d2)

Might as well check how our luck will end up today.

Rolled 19, 3, 10, 16, 12, 14, 7, 4, 15, 20, 10, 10, 16, 19, 20, 18, 20, 10, 2, 8, 9, 13, 3, 15, 16 = 309 (25d20)

>>266438
Be fierce, roll more.

>>266430

That's the price to pay for becoming a playable character. She used to perform high level magic and casually set her brother in fire just by willing it, and now she fails to detect enchantments and use magic

Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 = 28 (20d2)

>>266438
>>266442
Either way, it looks like its gonna be a bit above average today. So that's good news. Maybe we'll end up rolling really well after these initial failures.

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>>266186
>>266218
Lola holding Roxy's hand go ton other side while cowgirl distracted with Bumble Joe. Then Roxy says
>M-m-miss... C-can you help me f-find my big brother? I am j-just want to go home with h-im.
Then cowgirl says
>Oww cute little girl is lost and scared. And she just want to find her brother. That sooo sad. And only one who helping you is USELESS PIRATE BICH WHO THINKS I WILL HELP THEM!
Then she kick Lola out of ground. On last second she grabs on the rock.
>Wel well welll somebody isn't so useless after all
>M-miss p-please...
>Shut up! Your look make me sick! After I finish this salty dog we will watch you good-for-nothing brother feeding sharks in the pool!

>>266457
Grab n to that convenient dangling pipe from her breasts!

>>266457
Point and shoot a finger gun imbued with the powers of Satan, Santa and King.

>>266457
god DAYUM dem fookin' titties

>>266457
Angry.. Annoyed.. Bitch.. Needs to die..

DELORES SMASH!

>>266457
Roxy casts top level magic due to the stress of the situation bringing out her latent magic abilities.

>>266455
Sadly, i'm not staying long today.

>>266458
Oh dear.

>>266457
Is it possible for us to continue to get bad luck and actually lose? Cuz we've crit failed so many times, I'm surprised we haven't already had our characters die.

>>266488
Well there always after life possibility :^)

>>266498
I can't wait for our chars to die. I'll be like "We did the right things, but luck just didn't agree that these chars should live". Then we can reincarnate as like a retarded leper or something fun like that, rather than ULTRA FAIL WIZARD AND ULTRA FAIL PALS.

>>266504
But for serious. Can we relinquish player control over Roxy? I'm sick of luck making her its bitch. She's supposed to be competent, not... well... this. We only need one fail wizard.

>>266458
roll a d16 for hang in there
1-Critical fail
2-3 you can't grab it on time
4-6 you grab one but it come off
7-9 top less time biatch!
10-12 you grab one of the tubes
13-15 you grab both of the tubes
16 Success

Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>266514
Rolling a nat 1 again.

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>>266517
ok den

>>266517
Yeah fuck you too mate.

Rolled 7 (1d16)

>>266517
Ha... haha.... I am weeping again.
>>266514
For fun again.

>>266504
>ULTRA FAIL WIZARD AND ULTRA FAIL PALS
Sounds like sunday morning cartoon. I woud like to watch that
>>266517
HE DID IT ABSOLUTELY MADMAN ;^)

>>266517
I'm not even mad. I've reached a homeostasis of emotions.

Please take our characters now, oh sweet dice lords. They're ready.

>>266517
Welcome to da club

>>266517

RIP tripolar pirate, nice meeting you.

>>266517
Poor Lola, the only 1 she ever roll and it's gonna cost her life

...

>INB4 anyone who dies ends up in the Caverns of Reincarnation as Sugar Minions

I remember, I said "why don't we take the higher of the first two dice rolls? We absolutely need it". QM says "naw. You don't need it."

Well, several crit fails later, I feel as if the QM was wrong and I was right. RIP Delores/Lola/Lolita.

>>266540
Anon you should have understand on this moment that QM is not your friend. He is you worst enemy. Who will create world and chacters that you like and then destroy everithing on your oun eyes. One by one.
So just enjoy the ride :^)

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>>266554
Why can't we just be friends?

>>266558
I am your friend. Your sadistic friend :)

>>266569
Have you ever considered doing a more serious quest in this drawing style? Cause I'd love to see what you could do with slightly more structure.

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

>>266569
Calm down there, Cabrone.
No need to cut a bitch just yet.
Anyway, we should probably pan back to Wiz Bro and Incubus, Ginger Wizard, Cornelia, and the Cookie sisters, see what's happening.
After this of course.

Oh god. most quests have a happy ending but we're just making it impossible for that to ever happen. ;_;
i hope we don't die

>>266587
Rock Candy*

>>266583
Well I mean I probably can. For start I want to draw faster. And this quest is kinda exercise for it.
But I have plans for little more serious quest.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

Oh god of luck, please get rid of all the rest of our bad luck with this one dice roll. Expel it from this thread and never allow it to take place in posts that actually matter ever again. Take this roll as our sacrifice to appease you. If you take our sacrifice, please make this be a 100. If you'll give us a little mercy, please let this be a high roll. If you wish for us to continue having bad luck, then make it a low roll. And if you believe that we just deserve to suffer, please make it a nat 1.

I'm extremely superstitious and honestly believe this will be a proper message from the gods of luck.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>266605
fuck

>>266610
>>266605
Well. I think the god of luck has made his intentions perfectly clear.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>266610
Welp

Rolled 58 (1d100)

I'll steal all the luck.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>266616
Scrubs heres how to roll.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

You gotta feel it.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>266622
Im feeling the flow

>>266622
Roll one more d100. We're going to find who our designated roller should be. If they can get 3 high rolls (above 80) in a row, then that means they are blessed with good luck.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>266625

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>266624
So much for that then.

Rolled 11, 12, 9 = 32 (3d100)

I'll test my luck

>>266517
So I guess we play as Bumble Joe now, so we can rescue Lola and Roxy, so we can rescue Incuprotag and Fail Wizard, so we can rescue Candy Corn Golem, so we can find the Sugarcane and rescue Viva Pinata Princess

Fuck we're bad at this.

>>266569
Are you not entertained, Archmage of Failure and Randomness? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!

Rolled 19 (1d100)

Am I blessed with suck?

>>266633
These rolls are cursed because three six's in every post, aren't they?

Rolled 38, 92, 83, 63, 37, 63, 34, 12, 59, 35 = 516 (10d100)

>>266633
No you NEED TO GO ALL OUT!

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>266622
>>266631
Ayyy

>>266636
>rescue Lola
Anon...

Rolled 378, 195, 307, 94, 303, 236, 418, 139, 193, 180, 97, 281, 364, 160, 346, 33, 274, 414, 224, 118, 178, 374, 389, 235, 419 = 6349 (25d420)

>>266640
you're right

Rolled 25 (1d1000)

>>266647
IF THIS IS 1000 SHE LIVES

>>266647
>>266636
Lola is dead. We can't save her now.

Actually, we're out of usable characters, now that both the boys failed, the Roxxy is a frail little girl again, and Lola just died.

Face it. The quest is over. We've lost. The god of luck has not blessed this thread. It's officially GG NO RE 2 EZ.

Rolled 2085903961095143425 (1d1000000000000000000000000000000)

>>266653
HOW THE FUCK

>>266653
>a low roll for a d100
>on a d1000
Congrats. I think I've made my point.

>>266657
>Implying there won't be another "saving grace" like when we thought Absorption into Thick Witch was game over

>>266657
Looks like we didn't stand a GHOST of a chance if you catch my drift.

>>266664
The obvious answer is making the entire crossover a fever dream from mushrooms.

>>266667
were gonna be feeling the Christmas SPIRIT if you catch my cold

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>>266667
Shut the fuck up, fake Kaiba.

Just realized our hero has literaly been absorbed into the candy based bodys of two different women this week...what are the odds right?

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>>266636
tactical espionage action quest
starring Bumble Joe as Big Mouse
>I am already a demon, Lola

>>266695
Hah.

>>266694
Huh, his horoscope was right

>>266517
its time to stop posting anon

Rolled 198 (1d200)

>>266722
I'll stop rolling only if this is a nat 1. Then I'll know that my luck is so sour that I shouldn't ever taint the thread again with it.

>>266726

Man, the dice gods are fucking with you, first the shittiest roll for an important thing, and now a god-like roll for absolutely nothing

>>266726
FUCK

>>266726
wasting the good rolls on posts, anon save us

Rolled 31, 2, 65, 65, 34, 4, 81, 70, 49, 62, 46, 26, 85, 5, 16, 92, 78, 3, 94, 59, 1, 99, 87, 94, 79 = 1327 (25d100)

another one for good measure

Sooo... Who wants to make a pact to have the MC of Save the princess freak out once he finds out Lola's dead? Who also wants to cast a "water walk" spell on his fists so that he can beat the chocolate milk girl to death (literally)?

>>266768
we are going to fucking die

>>266769
I'd like to hope not.

>>266768
We'll use the staff to bring her back in candy form.

Most likely a...
Loli-Pop.

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>>266517
>>266458
LOLA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This was meant to be a session with breast expansion and Imgur links...

>>266778
UH... UH... UH

IT'S BUBBLE GUM ROCKS.

>>266778
Be incubus
Sense something wrong
Kill cookie golem

>>266778
DELORES TAKES OVER AND WITH HERE SPANISH ACROBATICS MANAGES TO TAKE OVER THE SHARKS WITH HER BADASSERY

QM PLEASE.

>>266778
Lola fires her cannon balls at the spikes below her. If she lands, she'd rather land on iron balls rather than impaling spikes.

>>266778
ITS AN ILLUSION
NONE OF THIS WAS REAL WE ARE STILL IN THE FOREST WONDERING AROUND BECAUSE OF FAIRY MAGIC

>>266778
Lola fuckin' dies. The last thing you hear is her cries of agony. Roxy is traumatized for life, even after reverting. She also holds a special hatred for big breasted women now.

>>266791
I'd like this, but we've gotta face the facts. She's dead.

RIP.

>>266778
>its Lion King all over again

>>266778
LOLI WIZARD: TURN BACK TIME BY SIX SECONDS.
CHANGE HER FATE.

>>266799
NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER
>>266793
YOU AS WELL.

YOUD THINK SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WITH YOU FUCKS AROUND.

AS LONG AS THE ODDS AREN'T EXACTLY ZERO THERE IS STILL HOPE!
>>266803
She can't she doesn't have a wristwatch to activate her stand ability.

>>266778
The Fuck Bois feels Lola is in mortal danger and gose all random anime power up

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>266803
Don't worry guys. When we have to roll something, I'll roll it for us.

We can do it. Check out this nat 20.

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>>266799

>tfw three waifus dead.

>>266778

Rox: Cry and bite her arm

>>266806
>NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER
BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

Rolled 171 (1d1000)

>>266810
THATS NOTHING CHECK OUT THIS NAT 1000
>>266814
NO AVENGING, ONLY SAVING

>>266786
long live the king roll d2
1-there is bubble gum
2-there only death

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Don't worry guys. I've got this.

Check out this NOT crit fail.

Rolled 13, 8, 13, 17, 17, 4, 18, 19, 18, 2, 8, 13, 1, 18, 14 = 183 (15d20)

>>266817
BITCH WATCH THESE 20 NAT 1000

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>266819

>>266811

Don't worry, she will only get stronger in death

She will reincarnate as a succubus

>>266822
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

all hope is lost

stop this lame roll show off! do you think we want to kill her?!

>>266819
WAIT. WHY IS 1 THE GOOD ONE.

>>266822
OH GOD DAMNIT! OP! WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO THAT THE ONE TIME I DIDN'T CRIT FAIL, THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE BAD RESULT?!

>>266822
WHAT THE FUCK
NO
WHY

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>266831
If 1 Lola is dead forever

>>266839
Welp. The dice have spoken.

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>>266839
This is fucking unreal

YOU CAN'T FOOL THE DICE!
congratulations i've depressed myself over my own characters

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>266839
Roll 2 to pay respects.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>266839
STOP FUCKING ROLLING
GIVE ME THESE DICE

>>266822
well all hope is lost let's move on and suggest something else for other characters. Shall we?

>>266839
hell is real and we live in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg

Rolled 4 (1d4)

If 1, lola dies irrevocably.
If 2, lola dies, but it can be reversed.
If 3, lola is critically injured and needs help or she will die soon.
If 4, lola is severely wounded but in no danger of dying.

>>266848
Okay...
Milk Maid, the Cowgirl, feeling bad now at killing someone for the first time, consoles poor Roxxie after a change of heart...

>>266831
Yes.

>>266848
Roxy starts crying uncontrollably, then is brought to the two guys.

>>266856
>you can only control Player Characters

>>266855
Just stop. Lola is ded. She died a fitting death; failing like her comrades for the first time. She just can't fail as elegantly as the pros.

>>266848

Rox, channel your inner rage into a magical explosion that nukes the whole cave. Said explosion turns everybody into invincible iron until the spell fades off 100 years later

>>266861
>Just stop
I will never be stopped, not with rolls like that, anon.
Jealous?

>>266861
>You can only control Player Characters
Nowhere in the Rules, so I'm converting her.

>>266868
It was stated in a previous thread, when we tried to control the high hats.

coff coff >>254312 coff 98-99

>>266875
We'll... we'll find her body later, then...
But for now, we must soldier on.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>266875
DANKE QM

plz save three waifu

>>266875
>Implying that number will ever be rolle

>>266857
well lets roll for another last hope d4
1-critical fail
2-cowgirl beat Roxy
3-cowgirl ignore Roxy
4-there still glimpse of hope

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>266875
OP, the chances of rolling 98-99 are 2%. It's not gonna happen.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>266884
Don't worry guys. I got this.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>266884
Inb4 nat 1

>>266887
Dude fuck off already

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>266884

PLZ
THREE
WAIFUS

>>266887
WHY

>>266887
christ
why is this happening
this isnt even funny anymore it's just cruel
do we deserve this
im sorry

>>266885
we'll se if we find her, you have actually 4 beads lefts

>>266887

>Loli abuse

Feels good man

>>266890
Why? I honestly have no control over the dice. My roll is the same as the next person's.

>>266890
No need to be rude, Anon.

>>266900
You roll horribly every time you get first roll.
Piss off, shitluck.

>>266904
Anon, why are you being a dick?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>266904
If I was a shit luck, could I get this roll?

also, next time you get a weapon with unlimited ammo fucking use it until all is destroyed