>>287477
Hurrah! We're back!

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>>287477
Are you read to join the LEAGUE OF LILY in their quest to stop the evil Reverse Tali and his Reverse Orb (Who is as Sane as he is Orderly) from stealing the best waifus in the Larroverse!?

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"With my rights," Says Ryuko, "As a Dragon Rider, last of Windcrest, I bind the two of you. Tali Elwin and Faelanerium, you two have a link, one as old as an empire and just as sacred. Together you two shall ride into glorious battle and slay your enemies. You shall be capable of destroying all in your path."

"...."

"Do you accept?"

How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.

>>287504
Accept Tali! Then you're Dragon Married and can get on with the Dragon Honeymoon!

Also didja buy presents for Shen and Fael?

>>287504
Just accept it, you racist elf.

>>287504
Make sure it's alright with Fael that you're seeing other people who are much more you-sized. Although when we do that shrinking spell..

>>287504
Accept the holy matrimony

>>287510
Til death death never do us apart.

>>287511
Fuck off

>>287504
DO IT!
OTHERWISE YOU WON'T FULFILL THE TIMELINE

>>287504
>How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.

I know, it's great isn't it! We give the best advice.

>>287504
Stop being so racist Tali and say yes

How can you even try to deny that cute blush. Accept!

>>287521
Are we living in the darkest timeline?

>>287534
No, we're living in the one where Tali gets married to a Dragon.
Also, I'm pretty sure there's a MAQ universe where everything is on fire, so at least we're not them.

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>>287534
Well, if all goes according to plan. Having Tali link up with Fael is just the first step.

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>>287539
WHY DOES IT BURN AAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>287504
Are we going to kiss our dragon bride? Hope you've been building up your poison immunity, knife-ears.

>>287547
We must show Racist Elf all the wonders of alternate universes.
Even the one containing Angriest H-elf

>>287504
Give her the tongue knife ear

>>287504
Now fly off into the sunset with empty cans tied to her tail.

>>287504
Did you bring Vaisi as a witness? She wouldn't have much of a choice.

>>287477
>Touch Fluffy Tail

>>287504
Well Tali, this is the future you chose.

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I'm not upset or anything.
Just..
This is not what I expected.

At all.

But, still... I guess it's pretty cool.

"Uh... Yeah. I accept."

"And do you, Faelanerium?"

"Yes!"

"I now pronounce you Dragon and Rider. You may now exchange gifts with your new Dragon and her mother, Shenenirium."

Gifts..?

>>287623
GIFTS?

Your fucked

>>287623
Give us to her.

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>>287623
YOUR DICK

>>287623
We told you to buy them something, Knife Ears. Now you're right fucked, and not in the pleasant Ceera thumb way.

>>287623
The shrink spell that Gears gave you!

Alternatively your dick.

Regardless, tell her that it's a dick move not to tell you about gifts in advance.

>>287623
Everyone so far is thinking too small.
Shrink her, and give her your dick.

>>287635
To be fair, she'd probably counter with "You should have realized you'd have to give them stuff since they're dragons."

>>287623
Don't we have loot from 99c whole beach excavation?

>>287623
Give her the shrink spell.

>>287643
sold off the the good stuff

and you want to give the mom beach junk?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>287623
Shrink Fael and have some 'fun' with her!

>>287648
They are dragons they want quantity over quality right?

>>287648
which means we have MONEYMONEYMONEY

cash and shrink spell, elfboy. do it.

>>287623
You have artifacts, just give her something.

>>287653
Let's give her green orb! Nothing bad can come from giving a dragon the power to grant her wishes, right?

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>>287623

Hmm. You could give her a Fael sized puppy.

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>Tali goes over to Ryuko and pulls her aside.

"Gifts?"

"Yeah. You have to give something to your new dragon and her mom. Usually a gift representing things they love to collect. It's tradition. C'mon, I told you all about this."

"No, you didn't."

"... I didn't? Huh... I guess I must have been too excited about everything... Uhm..." She turns back to the pair of dragons. "Tali has forgotten his gift in his room. So... He'll go and grab that real quick and be right back!"

>She pushes him ahead and out of the cave.
>Tali runs off, his armor clanking with each step.

Oh boy.
Alright, what should I get her?

>>287688
A jar of your syrup, straight from the source. She'll love that!

>>287686
>>287688

Err, what does Fael like to collect. Tali is a cute thing, so maybe those. If so, puppy. You just didn't bring it because you wanted her to pick her own. Or maybe some manner of mega hamster?

>>287688
HURRY HURRY HURRY

YOUR ON THE CLOCK BEFORE ANGRY DRAGONS COME FOR YOU

>>287688
What do you even own, Tali? Your dignity?

Oh, wait.

>>287688
Give her the now tamed book that we got from Vaisi.

>>287688
Tali, go to 99c, see what she has. Fael seems to like anything shiny, or with Value. I dunno what Shen likes.

>>287695
Capybaras are pretty chic this season, I hear.

>>287688
The shrink spell or one of your useless orbs.

>>287688
Ninety-Nine surely has some nice shiny artifacts in stock.

>>287688
>>287723
99c will save us!

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>>287688
Remember that shooting iron that you got from that one dungeon and completely forgot about? That might work.

Also, I got you some spells.

>>287738
We're not giving up our Gun. We need that so we can rain electric death from atop Fael.

>>287688
Didnt we find another inferior orb recently?

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>>287698
Wow, orb... Wow. I still have my dignity, you know...

>>287700
They both like the same things. Anything shiny or sparkly or rare.

>>287696
I'm hurrying!

>>287716
I like my orbs! I'm not sure if she wants a spell, though... Can't collect that, really.

>>287723
>>287729
>Tali goes to the Ninety-Nine Copper shop. It's owner is standing there, same expression on her face as usual.

"Welcome to the Ninety-Nine Copper Shop. What can we do for you, Boss?"

>>287743
We don't need a gun for that.

>>287760
Pat her head.

You know you want to.

>>287760
Come inside her store, Tali! Through the rear entrance preferably!

>>287760

We need an artifact that would be good enough for a Dragon and/or her daughter, FAST!

>>287760
Ask for the shiniest artifact she has.

>>287760
We need things dragons like to collect and Stat!

>>287760
Huh? i thought we were a fellow manager

When did she start calling us boss

And why is she manning the desk? where's the golems

>>287760
Hug 99c Copper and then ask to see her stock of Rare and Shiny Artifacts.
Also ask her if she'd like to come to a Dragon Wedding.

>>287761
The gun makes us look cool as we do it though. If we get a pair of aviators and something to play Danger Zone on repeat, we'd be invincible.

>>287760
We need two artifacts that look good in a pile of alms! Or make said pile look better & bigger!

Our max budget is <insert tali's funds>.

>>287760
Something rare and shiny, stat.

>>287781
We are willing to take out a loan if we need to right? Better in dept than eaten by our dragon/her mother.

>>287760
>I need a gift, ASAP

Also Tali, take a step back and think about your current situation.

>>287688
Give Shenenirium the collar. Ensure she wears it.

CONQUER THE SCHOOL

>>287760
GREAT IDEA!

GIVE HER 99c!

>>287760
The water cannon! For cleaning and being a large shiny artifact.

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>>287793
>Tali reflects on recent and past events.
>Tali is starting to feel overwhelmed by it all.

>>287859
Curse the old man out loud!

>>287859
There's nothing wrong with having an albino hermaphrodite as your girlfriend!

>>287859
Why is she winking like that?
TALI YOU SLUT!

>>287793
>>287853
>>287859

Great, you went and broke his mind

The only reason he functional at this point is cause we trained him to follow our commands

>>287859
Tali are you okay? If you're okay yell "I LOVE ALL RACES EQUALLY!" out loud.

>>287875
TRAITOR

ELF PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

>>287859
Tali, nobody ever said destiny was easy and we're going to make you into the destiny-est. Just sit back and enjoy the ride and try not to worry too much.

Also we don't have time for this shit, you have a dragon rampage to avert. Get moving.

>>287875
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HUMAN LOVER
GET OUT OF HERE
ELF PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

>>287859
Yes, tali, we know you want to touch vendal's scaly tail, but that's not a priority right now.

>>287878
>>287884
You can't kick out a voice inside an orb!

>>287859
Blame it all on the old man!

FREAKY FISH FACTS!: There is a species of Ribbon Fish commonly called the "earthquake fish" in Taiwan because the fish are popularly believed to appear following major earthquake events due to alleged sensitivity to disturbances in the ocean floor. Records of such appearances were made following a 100-year earthquake in Hengchun in late 2006 and in Taidong in 2007, as well as the numerous recent March 2010 sightings along the coast of Japan, but other recorded sightings do not correspond with seismic disturbances.

>>287888
YES WE CAN

WE DONE WEIRDER THINGS BEFORE

>>287894
Like kicking the voice out of a book!

>>287894
L-Let's not get hasty now!-!
We've been through so much together, you know, huh, birds of a feather and all that jazz, r-right?

>>287894
Trust me, if a voice could be kicked out of the orb you guys would have booted me a loooong time ago.

>>287898
We can get hasty later, after we get the dragon wedding gifts

>>287903
But then we wouldn't have the freaky fish facts that everyone loves/hates. They're practically a staple at this point.

>>287859
Dammit Tali, stay with us.
Controlling a vegetable is harder than it looks

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>>287863
No, I mean... It wasn't his fault. I took the mission. Even if I didn't have a choice in the matter, really...

>>287864
................................

>>287865
>>287867
>>287875
>>287879
......................................

Alright, I just need to... Keep it all under control.

"Hi, Ninety-Nine. I was just wondering if you had some rare or shiny things in stock."

"... Are you okay, Tali? You seem unwell."

"I'm fine. The items?"

"Hmm..."

>She looks under her desk and pulls out a solid lump of what looks like gold and some sort of strap with a clock in the center.

"I have this shiny thing and this other thing. I don't really know what either of them are. Fifty Alm, please."

>>287912
Give her at least 200 and scan the items on your way back.

>>287912
You know the drill

Bring out the nerd to look them over

>>287912
This is a job for EXPOSITION ORBBB

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>>287912
Tali confirmed for fucking Vendal.

Buy both!

>>287912
Buy both.

>>287912
Bring out orange and identify them first!

>>287912
Oh look, a watch, thats a fancy item. Bring out the other orb to give them a once over.

>>287912
give her more then that Tali. AND PAT HER FUCKING HEAD

>>287912
Give her 200 Alm, call the extra 150 alm a tip for her being the best. Also pat her head.

Scan them with the fat nerd.

>>287912
You do have Fifty Alm, right?

>>287912
Also, Tali. When your friends ask if you're okay, especially 99c, you can talk to them. It might help the stress.
Honestly, if you can get into Gear's private bathroom you should and just relax for abit.

>>287912
Scan them, buy them, and while we're here get a holster for your gun.

>>287912
Get the nerd orb out!

>>287934
We have a few thousand alm, from 99c.

>>287903
Your freaky fish facts broke tali will and resistance to our commands

>>287912
We need to have a chat with 99c about her inventory procurement. Someday she's going to stock uranium and just keep it in a box under the desk.

>>287945
When did we get a gun?

>>287859
Don't forget that time you killed yourself making delicious ice cream and then didn't get to eat any of it!

Or that time you got your ear pierced by Holly!

Or that time you spent a few hours as a girl during that universe hop and had sex with 99g and Tessa!

>>287912
These things seem... tiny. And probably not especially magical, either. Maybe we should do a quick solo run through a dungeon? That's bound to get us some good loot.

>>287970
Hey, 99c's goods are 100% guaranteed.

>>287912
Now just buy them and cast your Gigantify spell on the watch and youre set.
Ive heard of worse engagement gifts.
And dragons love gold.

>>287970
We need these gifts a few minutes ago; no time for a dungeon run.

>>287968
Or worse, keep undinenip under the desk.

>>287923
what is this

>>287996
Our beloved IRC channel. I'm in the image! Hello me!

>>287996
spoilers

>>288006
oh my
i never used IRC sadly

>>288029
I don't even know how to use it.

>>287912
Does Fael even like Hello Kitty merch? I feel like this was brought up once.

>>288029
>>288006
so i have no blooming idea what it even is

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>>287923
I did no such thing! Whoever said that is lying!

>>287921
>>287920
>>287925
[Oh boy, here I go scanning again! Hmm... HMMM.... One is a lump of gold worth approximately 2,000 Alm. the other is... A watch. The lump of gold is pretty heavy. Would be able to kill someone. Threat Rating: 1

The watch is a watch. Threat Rating: 15. Lots of small parts that children can choke on. Hope I helped!]

So, seems safe.

>>287933
>Tali pays her 200 Alm, calling the rest of it a tip. He asks her where she got these from. She said her golems have been doing dungeon runs and got them for her.

>He pats her on the head and goes on his way.

>>287943
Eh... I don't like burdening others with my problems, you know?

Also, what is even in gears private bathroom? Isn't it a restroom like any other?

We-

"Excuse me."

>Someone stands in front of Tali.

"Hello." They say, in common, "I am looking for Tali Elwin. He is a student pretending to be a female and is located at this school. A school for females, of which he is not. He is most likely in disguise to hide the fact that he is not meant to be in this school. Do you happen to know where he may be?"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>288044
Oh fuck, you're about to get killed. CEER CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE, TALI. HAUL ASS RIGHT NOW.

>>288044
Trust us

Hit this guy with all the COMFY

MAKE HIM SO COMFY THAT HE NO LONGER STANDING

>>288044
Make your new dragon eat him. Solve this problem right fucking now

>>288044
Make him look behind him, then bludgeon him with the lump of gold.

>>288044
Nope, never met the guy, although a bunch of students just left for [Insert location on other side of continent here] for vacation, A Talina Elwin went with them. So maybe?

>>288051
>>288058
Change of plans, first comfy him til he's asleep then smother him with the lump of gold.

>>288044
"Ah no, but I'm about to go down and visit someone who might know, care to accompany me?"

Lure the notAssassin down to the dragons. And pay no heed to the meta knowledge.

>>288044
Lead him to Fael, Give her the gold, have her eat him.

>>288044
>Do you happen to know where he may be?
He now live on the ground in the middle of the forbidden forest.

>>288044
THROW ROCK
SLIGHTLY GOLD ROCK BUT STILL A ROCK

>>288044
"Lets go ask Faelanerium. She'll be able to tell you."

Ceer assassin vs dragon. We didn't get this far by playing fair.

>>288044
Tell him this is the Sons of Serin and that he wants the other floating school.

>>288044
COMFY HIM AND GIFT HIM TO THE DRAGONS

>>288044
Just ignore him, somebody else can handle it.

>>288082
Seconded

>>288044

> "Certainly, right this way."
> Bring him to the dragon ritual
> We just found the perfect gift

>>288044
Sorry Tali, it just looks like I almost gave you an existential crisis.

At least all your friends are 100% able to trust you for who you are with no doubts about your identity or any dark secrets you may be hiding from them!

Its unique

How many dragons can say they have an ceer assassin in their hoards?

>>288044
>>288112

> We're bringing Fael a mint condition Ceer assassin
> In the meantime, I think you ought to drop some extra Alm on a Fael sized heated blanket for her hoard. Remember that time back in your illusory room when she was comfy as hell? She was in love.

Ask if he has a visitors pass and if he doesn't inform him that he must leave the premises or we will report him

>>288142
We could also get Fael a hoard bodypillow.

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"Uhm... We could go ask Faelanerium. She might be able to tell you where he is. I was just on my way over."

"Ah, very well. I had a picture of him but I lost it. But, he is an elf. About as tall as you are, with ears like yours, and green hair just... Like... You! You are the elf I have been sent to kill! Prepare yourself, elf, for I am about to kill you with the knife of stabbing! This knife, once used to stab, will stab any who are stabbed by it! Fear it's steel and-"

1/3

>>288174
ZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>288169

More like you stitch a comfy and heating enchantment into the covers that intake her ambient mana while she is sleeping to provide pleasant dreams.

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>>288174
>Tali uses comfy magic.

>>288174
WOW

Im insulted that they sent this to kill us

>>288181
comfy magic op. nerf pls.

>>288181
Touch assassin's ear.

>>288187
They tried

Still OP

>>288181
Well, try not to think about how easily you could do STUFF to this guy, and get them giftwrapped for dragoning I guess.

>>288181
rape it

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>Tali picks up the Ceer, who is very light, and takes them to Faelanerium.

I'm not sure I can just give people away.
I don't think Ceera would like that. But I guess I can have them watch over the guy until we decide what to do.

>>288116
Why do you do this.

----------------------------------------
>Tali returns and exchanges gifts with Faelanerium and Shenenirium. The two accept his gift, even if Shenenirium's is too small to be of any use to her, she hasn't seen it before and therefore it must be rare.

"And so it is complete. You two are now bound."

>Faelanerium goes over to Tali and hugs him close, leaning her massive head on his.

"You're my Rider now."

So heavy.
Something smells like it's burning.

>>288204
don't worry, tali, hair grows back.

>>288204

Just the heat of your mutual love sinking in. Embrace it.

Also, nothing to do with this, but what sort of hat do you prefer?

>>288204
Dragon drool Tali, Shrink her now.

>>288204
Hey so, think Fael can imbue your venom teeth with something similar to hers?
Also ask if she wants to try that shrink spell thing.

>>288204
Go through the Assassin's stuff and take his clothing.

>>288204
That's the burning weight of guilt, Tali.

>Why do you do this.

A history of drunken familial abuse causes me to lash out at others. It's not easy everywhere out there Tali, and I think it'd be good for you to remember that.

>>288204
Pet fluffy dragon.

>>288220
Give Fael the Knife of Stabbing, and maybe she'll stop melting your face.

>>288204
There may be some chemical burns on your scalp, but I wouldn't worry about it.

>>288204
Shrink her!

>>288225
That's dangerous, she might cut her finger.

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"Alright," Ryuko says, "I'll leave you two to your bonding~ Come on, Shen."

>The massive blue dragon walks out with her Rider while Faelanerium grips Tali tighter.

Ow....

"Hey, Fael, I have a new spell that can shrink you down to me sized. You wanna try it?"

"Mmm? You really have that?"

"Yep! So just... Let go of me for a second and I'll show ya."

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>>288265
Where did the ceer go?!

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>>288265
>Tali casts the spell on Faelanerium. There is a sharp drop in energy from the mana gem. It seems this particular spell costs quite a bit.

>But the effect works perfectly fine and soon the dragon is small enough to be people sized.

"It worked!" She says, her fluffy tail wagging excitedly behind her. "Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"

>>288274
.. Take her to bed now!
Put Syrup in that dragon!

>>288274
Hug the cute dragon, Has Ceera what to do about the failed assasin

>>288274
Now you can fuck her!

But first show her off to Ryuko and Ceera.

BUT EVEN BEFORE THAT, check that you didn't become bigger instead, or the world smaller.

>>288274
So, is her mouth just naturally those shapes or does she have a bit of shapeshifting magic or something, because those are some impressive oral gymnastics she is pulling.

>>288274
>"Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"
I don't think you thought this through Tali.

>>288274
Make her taste the tastiest human food, aka, anchovies pizza.

>>288274
Okay. Now we should probably throw that Ceer through a portal somewhere.

>>288296
>human

What the fuck anon

ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>288274
Bring your dragon to school

>>288274
Don't listen to the lewd voices. Take her on a tour of the school, remember to resize her later. This is special not an everyday thing to be done!

>>288274
Where's the assassin?

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>>288274

>>288302
I mean, they said human FOOD, which honestly I'd eat over elf food. What do elves even eat? Leaves, right? Elf food probably sucks.

Did we take the Ceer's knife away? Because we should probably take their knife away. I mean it sounds useless but being stabbed hurts.

>>288346
Fairly sure elves subsist on dirt and sunlight

>>288335
10/10
Also how did Larro-tan get back on ground?

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"Well, not all the time. Maybe every once in a while. This is a special thing."

"Special, right."

"So, I figured we could go to my class and..."

>>288311
>>288267
>Tali looks around. The Ceer is gone.

What? They already woke up? That thing usually knocks them out for hours...

"Hey, did you see anyone leave this place?"

"Hmm? No. Are we going to the school?"

"Uh... Yeah..."

Let's keep an eye out for them...
I mean, they seem fairly harmless but still.

>>288354
I have it in my pock-
Nope it's gone. Kinda worried now.

>Tali walks with Faelanerium back to the school. As they walk he constantly looks over his shoulder, on the watch for any Ceer assassins. None show up and soon they arrive at Petal.

>Vendal slithers up to Tali, a smile on her face.

"Well hey there, Tali. Who's your friend?"

"Ah, this is Faelanerium. She's.. A dragon. I shrunk her down so she could explore the school"

Damn. I am not good at lying. Well, at least it's true. Just didn't add that she's my dragon and I'm a Rider.

"I see. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Faelanerium."

>The dragon holds onto Tali tightly, hiding behind him a bit.

"So, are you going to give her a tour of Petal?"

"Yeah. Figured she'd like to see my classes and whatnot."

"Of course."

>The dragon pokes her head out.

"I'm joining the school." She says. "I want to be in Tali's class."

"I see." Vendal smiles. "Well, I'm afraid it would be a bit against the rules to let a dragon join. We at Minia are only authorized to accept students that are-"

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>>288378
"........................"

>>288378

Oh snap.

>>288383

Then that happened.

>>288383
oh fuck

>>288383
Oh no!

>>288383
BAD FAEL

flick her forehead. Apologize to Vendal, she's the best fuckin' healer there is, she'll manage somehow. But you owe her.

>>288383
>Argument Invalidated.png

>>288383
Oh, Vendal might be dead. Waifus killing waifus? YOU ASKED FOR THIS, TALI

>>288383

Damn it, where is nega tali and her mega milk when you need it?

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>>288383
ENEMIES FOR LIFE

>>288383
OSHIT
Give her your shirt or something to wipe it off with, and then explain to Faelanerium when it is acceptable to spit acid at people.

>>288383
This was a great plan. You are great at planning.

>>288383
slimed

slut

>>288383
Awwwwwwwwwww sheeeeeet Tali, you dun fucked up now.

Atleast Vendal can get a cool facial scar, I hear chicks dig scars.

>>288383
Ground Fael and make her think what she did.

>>288383
USE COMFY NOW

>>288383
Try a healing spell.

I think she likes Vendal.

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>>288378
>>288383
Oh hey, Vendal! Tali, remember to touch scaly tail!

http://imgur.com/a/hEEu8

>>288413

No. It'll offend Fael and/or stop Vendal from doing stuff to help herself. Alternately, if you want to comfy the acid, sure.

>>288419

Well, knowing the artist, this can only go one way.

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"......... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>Vendal falls to the ground, writhing in pain. She tries to wipe of the smoking acid with her sleeve while her other arm grabs her spell book.

"TALI! THE SPELL! CAST IT! I'M BLIND! TALI!!! HELP ME!"

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"

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>>288442
might want to help her out, bud

>>288442
LOOK AT THE BOOK, TALI
MOVE VENDAL'S HAND SO YOU CAN CAST IT
HURRY UP

>>288442
Cast the fucking spell

>>288442
You should probably hurry up on that spell.

>>288442
Didn't you hear? Cast the spell.

I mean, for sake, you are like 90% ear, you must have heard her already.

>>288442
Spellbook
Healing
NOW

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>>288442
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"Thank you, Tali. You know, I just remember that dragons aren't allowed in Petal Tower. Now, if you'll excuse me."

>She leaves.

...
I've never seen her that mad.

>>288442
HELP HER!

>>288460
Horry shittu, she was so pissed off.

>>288460
She wasn't pissed at you, she's scared, Tali. They're right to fear Fael! All Undine should bow down to their Elf masters!

>>288460
Help her relieve her anger.
Sensually

>>288460
hey, i think that's a downgrade in containment!

>>288460
Sheeeit...

>>288460
You have to talk to her later and apologize, Tali. With chocolates and flowers to placate her wrath.

Faelanerium, you're fired.

>>288460
Oh boy, try Ceera next? The assassin might be headed there. Also please tell me you can copy that super heal.

>>288460

Man, she was too angry to parse words properly. You're in trouble now, Tali. You'll make it up to her later, no doubt with your butt. In the meantime:

> Fael, you almost killed Vendal.
> That's not a good thing to do.
> Imagine if someone came up and poked my eyes out.
> You'd be upset, right?
> She'll probably try to explain that, yes, that's because you are her rider.
> You then try to explain to her that while you don't have much treasure, you do have friends.
> Your friends are part of your hoard. So if she would please refrain from damaging them, that'd be great!

>>288478
Also cast said super heal on your poor hair. I think I can see a bald spot up there.

>>288460
Fae should probably stop that before she gets barred from everywhere. We can still show her around root, I suppose.

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>>288460
That's some anger.
When she's so angry that she acts almost calm, that's the eye of the storm.
You're in some serious danger.

if we hurt everyone that didn't give us what we want we wouldn't have very many friends.

>>288460
HELP HER TALI!

You know, maybe we should have come up with a containment spell for Faelanerium's poison and not just a protective ward for ourselves. Oh well! Kinda late now!

>>288460
Fuck, new goal: take Fail to the baths so we can fix her hair while she's still smol.

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>>288492
Oh god...

>>288475
I will.

"... Fael, we need to talk."

"What?"

"Fael, you really really hurt Vendal. That could have killed her. that is a bad thing."

"She tried to tell me what to do. No one tells a dragon what to do."

"Yes. You are very powerful. We can see that. But it's still not a nice thing to do. How would you feel if someone burned my face?"

"I would destroy them and all they care for!"

"Because you don't like seeing me get hurt, right? Well that's how I feel about when someone hurts my friends. And Vendal is my friend. Now, I won't destroy you and all you care about but if you continue to act like this to my friends then I'm afraid I can't take you here anymore."

"..." The dragon grumbles for a bit. "... Okay. I won't hurt your friends..."

"And?"

"And what?"

"Are you sorry?"

"No."

...
Baby steps.

Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?

>>288532
Find a Lime stone or something for her to lick so she doesn't leave a trail of acid everywhere.

And then go visit Ceera & Vaisi, she needs to know your mates.

>>288532
>Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?
Gear's laboratory.

>>288532
Take her to the dungeons! Let's get her some sweet loot. She'll be able to blast people in the face too.

>>288532
Go to Ceera

>>288532
To Vaisi!

>>288532
Well, if we can't go to Petal Tower, we could show her around Root.

>>288532
Tali. What is the green orb doing? This is important. We've established you can build up forces in both directions. You currently have an assassin looking for you. Can we use this to our advantage? Drawing in assassins seems to me as if it would be bad luck, but ultimately might work to our advantage?

>>288532
Introduce her to your friends! 99c, Ceera, Lily, Collette, Vaisi, and Lyra and Elizibeth maybe?

>>288581
it's about how we feel about it, if running into the assassin is a good thing for us then it will count as good luck.

>>288532
Take her to meet Vaisi.

Take the collar. Use it to establish obedience in cat-dragon.

>>288591
Getting attacked probably wouldn't count as good luck, It is a bit risky though.

>>288532
To ceera. Need to talk about the ceera and are engagement to a dragon

>>288581
>>288591
It's not about good or bad, it's about what we ask for. If we ask for help finding the assassin, we'll have trouble finding an assassin in the future (if we ever have reason to look again), and if we ask for help with being found by the assassin, then the next time an assassin tries to find us they'll have trouble doing so. Which could still be bad, if the next assassin is as blunt as this one about Tali actually being a male elf and as willing to mention it to random people.

>>288609
More of a marriage now, isn't it?

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>>288364
Find out next time on HWLQ

Where is a list of tali's runes? The puush link doesn't seem to work for me.

>>288638
I'm more excited now

>>288613
I don't think it's that specific in how it functions. I think it's just 'good' and 'bad' essentially, not 'find assassins' and 'not find assassins', although I think we'd have to ask the orb itself.

>>288643

No. Bad anon. You can't delete shame.

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>>288643
Let me know if you want any added at the end of the thread!

>>288649
It does seem more specific than that according to what the orb said earlier.

>>288656
Breast, Penis, Butt, and Vagina would be appreciated. But then we'd have to go over to anonkun.

But for now, just remember to add the darn NOT thing over in the line rules dangit.

>>288655
I can delete irrelevancy, pen and paper acquired.

>>288656
The yuri rune is missing

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eugh, I have other things to do, can't wait until the end of thread or pause or whatever.

Totally canon events!

http://imgur.com/a/5pOve

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Potentially future-canon events.

http://imgur.com/a/H2PBe

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I guess I'll take her to see Vaisi and Ceera... But...

"Fael, I'm gonna make you invisible so you need to be super extra quiet, okay? Just til we get inside the room."

>The dragon nods. Tali extends his glamour to the dragon and takes her to the top of Petal Tower. He opens the door to Ceera's door and sees both she and Vaisi are in there. Vaisi grins while Ceera smiles and waves.

"Tali. What brings you here?" Vaisi says. "Are you and Ceera finally gonna spitroast me while I complain, lying under the both of you, but really I think it's super hot and I'm just trying not to show it? Is that what's going to happen?"

"He has a dragon here." Ceera says. Tali drops the glamour.

"Oh. Hey there. You don't know what spirtroast means, right?"

"Nope." Fael says.

"Good. Keep it that way. Wait, is this the dragon you were always talking about? Why she so little like?"

>>288716
>Still wearing the collar

Tali, you kinky bastard.

>>288716
Calling a dragon little is not an healthy endeavor.

Get the healing spell ready.

>>288716
Had to introduce the new person to Tali's mates, make doubly sure she understands that these people are double extra important.


Now, how about a bath to get to know each other a bit better?

>>288716
It's only temporary. Also, there was an assasin in the school, with a knife.

>>288716
Tell Ceera about assassin.

>>288716
> "Just wanted to hang out and I think someone just tried to kill me. So what are y'all up to."

>>288750
The powerful, fearful, almighty Knife of Stabbing

>>288716
Because normally she's too big to sleep with, obviously.

>>288716
Just introduce them and try not to soil Fael's innocence (yet)
>>288656
A chaos rune might be fun

>>288716
There's a guy running around the school with a knife that knows I'm ELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE and is asking everyone about my location to try to kill me.

>>288775
But not so loud that Vaisi can hear you. We don't want more than one person out to kill you.

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Need gold? Take individual particles that'll never be noticed, virtual energy from spin that will do nothing, and vast amounts of heat energy!

Hell, even vast resorvoirs of magic. Filch all the kinetic energy someone will apply but hasn't observed yet and use it to make them explode.

Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.

>>288716
This reminds me. Whatever happened to "The Little Death"?

>>288812
>Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.
Lets weaponize this and create a new kind of magical nuke!

>>288823
Vaisi is probably wearing it right now.

>>288825
http://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/22331104288/breaking-dd-35-the-locate-city-nuke

>>288825
I'm still surprised we don't have a magical watcher stuck on us by this point.

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"It's just a temporary thing. I used a spell to make her smaller for now and figured I'd show her around a bit."

"Ah, I see. She's super cute, Tali."

"Yes," Fael says, "Yes I am."

"Hey, Vaisi." Tali pulls her aside. "Can you talk with Fael for a bit? I need to tell Ceera about something."

"Yeah, sure thing sugar-stick."

"Please stop calling me that."

"Okay, honey."

"No, that's actually super offensi-"

"You got it, maple tap."

"Vaisi. please"

>She winks and walks over to Fael. The pair move around Ceera's room as Vaisi shows off Ceera's belongings.

>While they're doing that Tali goes over to Ceera and explains to her what's going on with the Ceer Assassin.

"<I knew it... I knew they would come for you... For me. Tali, I tried to warn you. They don't let my kind stay outside for long. They're worried. Worried that I might spill secrets to you about our kind....>"

"... Well... You did."

"<Exactly! Now they're going to kill anyone who I may have spilled them to and then take me back! Tali, this is serious!>"

>>288842
They're a tiny adorable Ceer with horns, probably way punier than you~

Although they do have a knife that may or may not be an artifact.

>>288842
The assassin is right behind you Tali.

>>288825
Nuke? I made the uncertainty principle and turned it into a power source. Nukes are too small. We could just arrange for things to simply collapse into a singularity and evaporate, or turn the planet into a neutron star. Think bigger.