>>29401
Go explore the rest of the village

>>29401
Seconding >>29411.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>29401
Put on the Sun Wizards hat and draw on a douchey moustache and goatee combo.

Pretend to be chad and go with Gnat to infiltrate the wizard school and steal reagents.

>>29401
Offer to steal the reagent for her but only if she shows you around her village first as a second date.

>>29401
"How about I fondue you a favor and get that flower?"

>>29443
I kinda want the dates to always happen without her realizing till we're halfway through, like with the fondue shop.

>>29401
Ask her if she likes the colored cards you're holding behind your heads whenever either of you react to something
Also seconding this >>29460

>>29432
This. And "accidentally" leave Chad's hat behind at the wizard school. Chad's going to be in big trouble!

>>29432
>Pretend to be chad and go with Gnat to infiltrate the wizard school and steal reagents.
It's not like we had anything better to do.

Headcanon is still that Spat is a gnome city and Gnat doesn't go back to Spat because Gnat from Spat once sat on Pat who then went splat, stuck flat on the mat along with his hat. This will remain headcanon until unfortunantly it is proven not canon.

>>29558
inb4 proven canon

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>>29677
That would be amazing for both my pride and my penis!

Where does Peter even get the knives he sells? Does he have a background in blacksmithing? Does he know a supllier? Does his thievery only extend to people's knives?

>>29401
grab a bunch of knifes from our source so we are prepared for any fight/sale

loving the faces Questy. Keep up the good work

>>29401
My vote is as stated here, >>29109

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Who /gnat/ here?

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best bread I've seen in a while

>>30263
Someone's gonna make an f-list of her the second her full name is revealed.

>>30306
what's an f-list?

>>30357
What's an google?

>>29411
>Go explore the rest of the village

I like this idea.


>>29432
>Put on the Sun Wizards hat and draw on a douchey moustache and goatee combo.
>Pretend to be chad and go with Gnat to infiltrate the wizard school and steal reagents.
>>29484
>This. And "accidentally" leave Chad's hat behind at the wizard school. Chad's going to be in big trouble!

>>29524
>>Pretend to be chad and go with Gnat to infiltrate the wizard school and steal reagents.
>It's not like we had anything better to do.


The problem here is it would probably be easy for Chad to blame this on the "known and recently expelled troublemaker" (Gnat) and Us since we were the last two people Chad saw before his hat disappeared.

We are a thief we should know how the blame game works and when it would work against us in a situation.

>>29460
>"How about I fondue you a favor and get that flower?"

Kek.

>>30359
That is a good ass question nigga.

What IS Google?

Is Google just a search engine or is it a foundation of a society that is highly dependant on connectivity and technology?

That this invisible force of knowledge stored in the metal bodies of flashing boxes holds sway over all the world, that Man can suffer and die without its invisible presence.

It is omnipresent, it is omniscent, it is omnipowerful, and with enough time...immortal.

So to answer your question...

Google is the God that Man has created. Give praise unto Gigoogael, the invisible.

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>>30373
Reposting this from the previous thread. Food for thought while we walk around town (which I guess would come after bantering more with Gnat at the fondue restaurant restaurant? [is it also a fondue shop?])

>>29401
>>27467

We should convince our new friend Gnat to apply to academy in another city.
She obviously has chops since she was able to remain cool under pressure when dealing with the SKRVKT.

Plus, compared to going back to the village of Spat, the journey to another city with a magic academy is likely to present us with MANY more opportunities to find

- talented knife makers to make contracts with.

- roads worthy of surveying for potential future places to set up shop.

- new markets to exploit.

- new things to add to our growing bestiary that will carry the name of Peter T. Titmouse into the future when the legends of our contemporaries have faded into the mists of time!

- Plot hooks (if you are into that kind of thing.)


>>28061
>Hawk Chad's hat if we haven't already. I bet Sunwizard gear is high-end. Unless it's got a MIMIC CURSE.

I think we will want to hold onto that hat until we hit the next town.

We are much more likely to get ratted out in this town since the sun wizards have such a presence.

>>28272
>Let's steal that Lotus [and then spoilered things]

Lets find out what we are dealing with in terms of security first so we know if it is worth it.

>>30439
EPIC SIMPLY EPIC

smack this foo up

>>30439
>Nah, we're back together.
>By the way, seven months to go.

>>30439
Douchely reply that we are so irresistible that she ran back to us almost immediately.

>>30439
o shiit

>>30439
Slap him and steal his glasses. That's something Chad would do, right? Then call him a nerd and leave.

>>30439
"Why the fuck do you care, Doofie? How about you mind your damn business?"

>>30439
Well shit

"Sleep spell, NOW!"

>>30439
Say it's a funny story, and that Gnat tells it best.
Then prompt Gnat to explain.

Let's avoid drawing attention to ourselves if we can help it. We don't know if Chad is the type to go around punching randos and it could compromise our mission before we even begin.

>>30439
Give him knowing finger guns and shit-eating grin. Alternately seconding >>30456

>>30439
Explain that no one can resist the charm of Chad.

>>30439
The only thing I broke was her vagina, because I am so good at sex. Like, super good. Yeah. I'm Chad. The Sex Wizard.

>>30439
Seconding >>30509, then steal hat + glasses. We shall become thief and salesman of knives/wizard hats.

>>30439
>Smiley face on the sun
>Gnat's shit eating smile
this is gold

>>30509
>>30553
I'll third this, and second stealing his hat/glasses.

Captcha: a mailbox is not a street sign what the hell

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>>30568

>>30439
Gnat confirmed for not pure

>>30677
But still a virgin. Chad was too big for her.

>>30677
I think last thread's art proved that already

>>30677
>>30687
Nah, still a virgin since chad was too busy focusing on the sun, and his role as the team captain of the SportsBall team

>>30439
Oh, nah I broke up with her because she was too good for me, also I have a very small penis and uhm, piles I guess

>>30750
haha, i would agree but we need to convince them we are chad not that chad had a change of heart. well, if you can do both then that's fine too.

>>30439
Steal the nerd's glasses and hat.

>>30439
We have to make them think Chad is a loser so we should say that we couldn't live without her and came crawling back like a weak losers because I, Chad, am a loser.

>>30439
Try to convince him you're Chad by telling him you're Chad after every sentence.

>>31046
Wes?

>>31046
This.

>>30456
And this

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>>30439

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>>31211

Now adjusted so as to look inward and upward for use on 4chan and other places as a reaction image base.

>>31046

This please.

>>31046
Yes please.

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More asshole, Pete, and Gnat, cause this quest just keeps gettting better and better.
You're doing God's work, Questy.

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Does Gnat remind anyone else of pic related?

>>31873
I like the swastika on Gnats belt

You can't unsee it now

>>31894
Besides being a short witch? Not really
I mean they're both kinda bratty but that's about it.

>>31894
They both wear giant blue wizard hats, are short, and have short hair.

If you gave Gnat a blue cloak with a crazy gravity defying collar they would have rather similar style.

>>31873
Chad looks like the type of guy that would scream "force field!" when he was a kid, every time he was losing a imaginary fight.

>>30439
Glasses must be blind to think it's Chad. Let's just point behind Glasses and scream "Look! A *insert magical creature*" and when Glasses turns around, just knock him out.

>>31898
pls, it's a celtic knot
>>31948
He was THAT kid growing up, wasn't he?

>>30439
Be chad and say "I just realized that I was gay and needed male companion ship. Gnat is just a friend. Maybe you will be my new...companion?"

>>32228
What if he agrees? What then?

>>32246
What trips said >>32111 If that happens.

>>32228
>>32246
>>32279
>>32111
Oh, I'm liking this. Seconding this whole thing.

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>>31228

>>31873
Did you work for Lucasarts?

>>32416
I prefer
>>30456
>>30509
>>30553

>>32228
Anything that makes people think Chad is a weirdo or decreases their opinion of him. We like Gnat so we don't want her to look like the loser.

>>30439
The italics in "broke up", the face Gnat is making immediately later, and the way Gnat described Chad before indicates to me that they were never boyfriend-girlfriend. They "broke up" as a magical duo or as magical lab partners or something.

Peter should say that he's helping her with something because he's taking pity on her.

>>30439
...Is there someone behind us in the last panel there? Steal the shadows they're hiding in to show who they are!

>>32452
Nope, I didn't even realize how Guybrush-like I made Pete; this whole quest does kinda remind me of Monkey Island, though.

>>32530
Dude, that's a statue.

OR IS IT? CAST MAGIC MISSILE

>>29558
Well how 'bout that

>>32509
>We like Gnat so we don't want her to look like the loser.

true

>>32509
>Anything that makes people think Chad is a weirdo or decreases their opinion of him.


The problem here is that this is a fantasy setting. So people may not have a stigma against gays for Peter to exploit.

>>32885
I'm not saying because he's gay, just tell people something that he's not to grind his gears

>>30439
"i, chad, realized i was a raging homosexual, and gnat here was perfectly okay with still being my friend"

>>32214
>celtic knot
According to /gsg/ it is a Nazi inspired pagan symbol.

>>34244
>/gsg/
Well they are wrong because the Celtic knot came first.

>>30439
We elbow gnat then wink to her.

>>34833
He's memeing, one person claimed that and backtracked when it was pointed out how retarded he was, and it's stuck around.

Just be grateful it's not a waggle.

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>>31228
here I fixed it

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>>35565
layers broke while exporting, whoops

>>30439

>>30486 and >>30509 and >>31046

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>>35592
oh right I don't know if he saw it last time so here's this again

>>30439
Obviously >>30509.

However, longer term: we need to figure out where the real Chad is, and make sure no-one important sees Gnat around.

Is okk dead?

>>38113
No, they're probably just busy.

>>38144
>they're
Questy is a guy.

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>>35592
Hai hai hai hai one two one two
Keepu itu upu!

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>>38505

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>>38515

>>30439
Oh, also not sure if you saw COMEDY.mp4 last thread so reposting it.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462095617870.webm

>>38581
She has to be sideways

>>39421
Reconnoiter.
Look for a security breach that an out-of-shape wizard wimp wouldn't think about, like squeezing into a window flap.

>>39421
Awwww, poor glasseswizard.

>>39421
Conduct recon to see if there's an easy way in. Also keep putting the moves on Gnat.

>>39421
Well, these are wizards, right? This place is probably protected against all sorts of crazy magic to protect it from students, but maybe it's not protected against good old fashioned thievery?

>>39421
Swooce in

>>39421
Use our thief skills to get in

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>>39421

>>39477
This.

Once the coast is clear and you can get inside, take a moment to apologize to Gnat for coming on so strong. Peter must have looked like just another Chad long before this ingenious disguise to her. He wouldn't want her to have that kind of sour impression of him or think all guys are like that.
This will surely help us get in her pants

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39477

Rolling for maximum stealthy swooce

>>39554
Hopefully it's roll under.

>>39516
>>39421
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462178058082.webm

Damn, why are questy threads the best for oc?

>>39421
Confirmed tsundere.
POWERSLIDE IN like Chad, of course.

>>39421
Sneak in. Don't forget, in addition to being a knife salesman extraordinaire, you are a THIEF. With all the stealth bonuses that entails.

>>39421
Have him ask her how she even got caught in the first place.

>>36494 >>38515
>>38581 >>39421
>>39516 >>39593
This is going to be history of /qst/.

>>39840
>a hundred recycled memes a second
>history

>>39421
Swooce right in

>>39421
Break in douchely from the front door,it will be Chad who will pay the consequences.
Also pee on the wall ``Chad was here´´.

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>>39593
this is actually perfect with the ambient weather.

i got feels

>>39421
Have Gnat check for wards and shit, because you know there's gonna be an alarm or something. If it's clear, get in and grab shit.

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>>39421
get caught while inside in such a circumstance that chad and gnat have to squeeze really close to each other to avoid detection. Cue sexual innuendo comment from chad

>>39421
Let's be a bit careful.
We might be able to walk away from any trouble that finds us, but Gnat probably can't. And give she's been caught breaking into here before, things could go very badly for her.

I mean, sure. grin and swooce. But take a look around the building first, and keep your eyes open.

>>39421
if there is any security measures; Steal the alarm wards, use them latter on to summon an angry horde of guard mages

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>>40077
>they have to pretend they're having sex so any intruder leaves them alone

As tempting as it is to frame Chad, it's probably a better idea to deploy the Distraction Shortstack and have the actual thief sneak in to do thiefy things.

>>40077
That's not Chad, sir. You might want to read this from the beginning.

>>39686
>thread based around OC creation
>'why are questy threads so great for OC'
I fucking wonder m8

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>>40252
I know it's not actually chad, but I think it's pretty clear to anyone who isn't autistic whom I was referring too, faggot.

>>40275
That post could've been used to make something creative;however it was utilized for bitter sarcasm. Well done sir.

>>39421
obviously the only logical solution is to break in through the window and become a giant distraction.

Gnat can sneak in during the confusion

>>40252
I am Chad. My name is a masculine given name of Anglo-Saxon/Welsh origins. It is the modernized form of the Old English given name Ceadda, possibly influenced by the Welsh word cad meaning "battle". I am Chad.

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>>39874

memes are a part of history.
I suppose the mutation of memes is too.

Plus the history of everything involves recycled bits of the past, this is no less true in the beginning of something's history.

>>39721

I don't see it.
Or are you saying that the wizard in the glasses is thinking "Confirmed tsundere" as he watches them leave?

>>39686

The fact that he draws comics for his replies helps.

The facts that they are done in a style that lends itself to easy image editing also enables people to make stuff out of his comics.

While the latter may or may not be considered OC it does help encourage an atmosphere of excitement, amusement, and positivity that encourages people to share more related artwork and creations related to this quest.

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>>40842

>>39421
Good thing we're supervised by you then, a responsible adult.

>>39421
"I'll supervise you if you supervise me"

>>39421
Can we cheer up specs man?

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Thank goodness she decided to roll her eyes at just the right time!

As a thief it's common sense to carry a nice bag of tools like invisible dust and smoke bombs, and when gnat asks about why peter didn't use them in the first place say some clever quote about how it's not everyday you get to be the popular guy.

>>41477
you didn't color the bit above her right eyebrow in the second panel
Roll in action style while humming the Mission Impossible tune. Or throw pocket sand at the sigil, either works.

>>41477
Peek through the keyhole

>>41490
>be literally colorblind
>try to be an artist anyway
It'll be fixed when I post it to my site.

>>36494
I did see this, and thank you it's wonderful.
>>38683
This too

>>41488
Oh boy just my luck, I think of a semi decent idea and the next part gets posted a minute before, maybe you could still use this idea.

>>41477
Find somewhere for Gnat to hide.

>>41477
the sigil doesn't detect you
it detects a strange mana aura coming from chads hat

>>41477
Oh wait, Chad's robes are probably enchanted, best leave them to avoid the mana detector

>>41556
An excellent opportunity to show off our statuesque body

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>>41556
>Oh wait, Chad's robes are probably enchanted, best leave them to avoid the mana detector

we don't have Chad's robes (those are fake) we do have his legit hat though. So I guess we should leave said hat with Gnat while we go in.

>>41477
We should probably ask what to look for before we waltz in there.

>>41646
Oh yeah, just the hat it is

be sure to leave the hat here as evidence that chad totally did it.

>>41477
Remember to steal the bit of roof that the sigil is on, it could come in handy later

>>41694

But what if the incompetent glasses wizard says that he saw Chad and Gnat together that night? Incriminating Chad would be the same as incriminating Gnat

>>41942
Gnat's already expelled.

>>41942
Technically she already got caught once and was leaving town. This would just mean she DEFINITELY has to leave town.

Besides, we're a thief. probably already got everything of value from this town, might as well move on to greener pastures after this heist

>>41992
>>42003

True. Then I vote for fuck consequences and and do everything to incriminate Chad, even leave a message that says "I the great chad, was here"

>>42085
Not specific enough. Leave a message saying "I, the great Chad, Glorious Sun Wizard and Master thief, was here and stole *list of things we stole*. You will never catch me as the police are lame and stupid and could never find me."

>>42105
This but add on "also I have a douchey beard and can only be aroused by the smell of haddock"

>>41477
I get the feeling we're about to get rused somehow, but oh well, thievery time I guess.
If there's any catalog of plants in there, make sure the blood lotus is what we think it is.

>>42003
>>42085

Were a thief, not a cartoon villain, why cause extra trouble when there is nothing to be gained from it and a chance of harming our friend Gnat?

>>42687
Because fuck Chad, right? He's a dick.

>>42698
But he's handsome!

>>42105
>and stole *list of things we stole plus one or more embarrassing items*

>>41477
Man this wouldn't be a problem if we weren't secretly an archmage (y'see that fondue shit we pulled earlier?)

>>41477
Try not to hum the pink panther theme while sneaking

>>43147
We don't have magic. We're just so talented at thievery that it seems like magic.

>>43171
It's like a 20th lvl DnD rogue that can walk on clouds with his ridiculous Balance score.

>>43171
maybe all magic is just advanced thievery. what a twist.

>>41477
When they make it in, one of them should trip and knock over some of the potions and stuff

>>43171
We're like stage magicians.
MAKE IT OFFICIAL

>>41510
boy I also am colorblind, and my tip to you is start using MATH
for example, for good contrast on your colors you want a minimum of 5 to 10 points difference on the B slider
trying to bruteforce your way through that will kill you
and also GLAD YE LIKE IT MANG YE DO A GOOD QUEST

KEEP IT GOING I LOVE THIS THREAD :D

>>41510
>>43954
You guys know there are special glasses for colourblindness, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmje4NikMdw

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>>42698
>Because fuck Chad, right? He's a dick.

Because taking care of friends is more important then causing trouble for dicks.

The world is full of dicks, so we will always have more of them. But friends are rare and must be taken care of if you want to keep them.

OP are you still there?

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>>44921
>The Ballad of Edgardo
Fuck me, Edgardo's story is one of the best stories I've ever read
Here you go fampire

>>45910
FUCK YES! Hold on check this shit out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxRhAJLd4Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kEmERhP0gI

OP WHERE ARE YOOOU

>>46162
This is my favorite anime.

OP GOD DAMN IT

>>46903
He's a workin man

>>46903
shut the fuck up

>>46903
>Easy mate, easy, don't wanna spook OP. OPs are pretty jumpy when called out.

>>46978
Nigger I'm typing there's nothing to shut.

>>41477

If anyone accosts Peter, just remind him that he's Chad. Chad's base class is a Red Mage. Learner of all, master of none, truly the "peaked in high school" of the mage classes!

>>41477
Don't forget to remove Chad's hat

>>46162
Wow, I've read the Ballad of Edgardo a long time ago. I'm glad someone made a video out of it.

>>49185
oh
well fuck
i suck cocks then, rip

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This quest is going to be the Birthcry of /qst/.

>>49232
Well shit son, go find that blood lotus root.
While we're here we may as well look for any other conspicuous hostages that may require liberation in exchange for material reward, if you catch my drift.

>>49232
Grab the root. Grab anything that looks expensive and could be sold to not-mages. Exfiltrate.

>>49232
Peter tosses Gnat the bottle of Root and says something like "Hats off to me for finding your root thing." super proud of himself for what he did.

>>49232
If we're deadset on framing Chad might as well go with

>"CHad wuz h3re lol"

Also find epic loot.

>>49232
get root first, then grab anything that looks expensive. super fancy bottles would be a sure sign.

>>49232
>>49245
>>49267
Seconding this.

>>49257
>"Hats off to me for finding your root thing." super proud of himself for what he did.

Make it so.

The hero is attacked by a security guard

>>49232
Would suck if we couldn't read, huh? Might as well steal the whole vault just to be on the safe side.

>>49232
Steal all the things, need to make profit for self as well

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>>49724
>not screwdriving Gnat

>>46162

>Xero is bald, ripped and with a beard.

Wasn't this supposed to be an anime type world? One would expect an edgelord weeb to be a bishie.

>>49995
It said the artist that did the work for that video goes by Bara. I think it's obvious why all the characters look like they do

>>49232
Wow, there's plenty of good loot in here.

You are a thief after all, surely your just fulfilling you're destiny

>>50717
Too much loot can be too heavy man.
Also, some of the items Might be rigged with traps. Be careful!

>>50796
She said everything in here was clearly labeled. So if it's booby trapped, there will be a label saying so.

>>50868
Ok. No one is dumb enough to label a trap as a trap. I mean really. They aren't that stupid.

>>49327
>Would suck if we couldn't read, huh?
We literally just wrote about that monster in our bestiary and we can assume that we've written about much more.
We're /educated/!

>>50874
Why would they not though. The items are in storage so if they trapped some without labeling them, then people who legitimately want something could accidentally be trapped or set off a false alarm.

Stealing EVERYTHING is just stupid. You can carry only a limited amount. At most steal some stuff that looks valuable, but not TOO valuable, because the most valuable stuff might be trapped.

>>49232
I think we should steal as much as we can carry because if we just steal the Blood Lotus Root then it will be obvious that Gnat was in on this.

Most of the shit in the store room probably isn't that valuable.

Peter is a thief, so steal things that might be useful for a thief, like an enchanted dagger or a band of swiftness.

Or if the storage room only has reagents and ingredients, steal things that sounds like they could be useful (from the point of view of the average non magician, because of course Peter doesn't know what is actually rare and what is just common materials)

>>50986
Aim for small containers rather than large, it's more precious stuff.
Probably.

>>51264
Thanks for all this shit - Chad

>>51264
Chad was here!
Losers

>>51264
Put all the containers back, pull out the contents and put them in the jars you have that all thieves carry when stealing shit from wizards

Or sign as chad, either or

>>51264
Sign for all removed inventory.
All of it.

>>51276
>>51274
>>51278
Draw a little sun next to the signature of Chad.

>>51264
thanks for that good shit go౦ԁ sHit
- chat

>>51264
Also when we return to Gnat don't make your presence known at first
See if she has anything to say about how great Peter is

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>51264
Rolling for convincing Chad forgery.

>>51278
This.

>>51310
>>51274
These

>>51264
Pour all the contents (except for the root) into one big jar and sign for that.. What could go wrong?

>>51457
Under no circumstances do this.

>>51278
Seconding this.

>>51264
The fucking jars have sigils on them.
Remove the contents from the jars and the cat door won't notice.

>>51504
You clever boy

>>51264
>>51504
Oh shit, that makes perfect sense, do this. Take off our robe and use it to carry everything if need be.

>>51504
+1

>>51837
Carry things out in Chad's hat. Framing him can come later.

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>>51264

Check around.

I wouldn't be surprised if their were posted signs or an instruction book warning people to avoid doing stupid things a legit person could do to trigger a false alarm.

Like

>Attention: to not open secure containers until you have returned to the lobby of the archive. opening containers while in the stacks will trigger an alarm.

>In the event of a fire do not cast water spells at the fire. This may cause the fire to spread.

>In the event of a fire do not cast water spells at the fire. The security system may interpret this as an attack.


This kind of stuff could help us figure out the best way to approach this problem.

Or at least highlight options that WON'T work.

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>>51868

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>>51877

>>51296
This.

>>51264
Sign for Chad

>>51264
Ignore the piece of paper.

Literally use the sign language for "for all removed inventory"

The door will accept this answer.

>>51264
Looks like there's sigils on the stuff.

>>51504
Yeah this. We're trying to steal this shit and make Chad look bad. Not take it out fairly.

You know what

All this magical crap is in a jar

Probably a magic tracking jar or some shit

Take all of our loot outta their containers and hold it using our robes as a basket

Am I reading this all wrong or are there nine-hour-breaks between updates?

>>53392
He's got work so he'll update whenever he can.

>>53425
Alright, thank you Anon.

Sign the paper with Chads sun symbol

Bump

>>51264
Is that a grinch reference? If so subtle. Also what the other anons said about emptying the jars because of the sigils on them.

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>>51504
I want this done.

God damn it guys. Forging Chad's signature was a much better idea.

>>57325
time to run away.

>>57325
That multicolor thing is actually inoffensive and can't act on the real world, much like a ghost.
Good thing that some ingredients are intact, including the blood lotus root

>>57325
stabbing things in the eye worked last time lets try it again

>>57325
Exit, stage left.

>>57325
It's a good thing we planned this distraction to cover our escape.

>>57325
Due to the magical clusterfuck's fire-like properties, go upwind to keep away from it

>>57325
hurry while wizards and wizettes are coming to investigate we go to where the magical artifacts and tools are and we steal some time teleportation shit so we can go back in time and tell our past selves not to mix all that crap in once sack

>>57325
That Blood Lotus Root better be okay, or your honor as a Titmouse is at stake. RISK IT ALL

>>57327
relax, questy clearly does things for comedy, but i doubt he would murder us horribly because a few people gave bad ideas.

>>57325
Does this mean we just cast our first spell?

>>57354
This. Check that Blood Lotus Root is all good, if not grab more quick then duck out.

>>57327
On the plus side, ad-hoc fireworks does sound like something Chad would do.

>>57325
just be cool about it, just stroll away like you're on a date ;) with Gnat

Also blood lotus roots should be fine as they are not potion ready and probably needed to be prepared in some way before use anyway

>>57376
Aren't we already on a date? I saw the fondue cafe and everything.

>>57379
Surprise Dates are simply one of our many talents, like Knife Selling, or thievery.

>>57325
I don't suppose this'll have any unforeseen consequences?

>>57380
>Surprise Dates are simply one of our many talents, like Knife Selling, or thievery.
Or, apparently, explosions.

>>57325
I don't suppose the blood lotus root made it?

>>57325
Take the lotus root and run like there's no tomorrow.

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>>57968
10/10

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>>57968
working on two webm's. Have this in the meantime.

>>58031
>>57325
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462372714976.webm

>>58067
>>51264
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462372780940.webm
not as funny as the previous one

>>49724

>loss

>>57325
check if the lotus is still in good shape, then run and hide to decide the next step

>>58067
>>58075
truly great memes anon
really epic

I feel like a roundabout edit could be fitting, but those don't turn out well with stills.

Have we hit the 72 hour autosage? I guess the next page should start a new thread.

>>58621
Don't forget to link to it here

>>57325
Before leaving, be sure to grab the thing you came for out of that mess of stuff. Don't wanna forget about it.

>>58557
roundabout edit? What's that mate?

New thread >>58828

>>58829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJD3RX0tz6Q

>>58852
Oh the "To be continued" meme.

I thought it was Phoenix Wright related.

>>57325
Why didn't we see this coming?

>>57325
Better make some remark about blowing our cover or something
also, try to distract gnat from the fact we left the hat behind because she might get mad that we did something so dickish

>>57325
We didn't put the Blood Lotus Root in there because it would be hard to find inside that pouch so we have them in our pocket.

BUMP

>>64796

There's a new thread
>>58828