sunbros ww@

>>306328
Looks like you survived the plague Opee, welcome back.

>>306334
HEYOOOOOOOO

>>306340
Let's get ready to be lazy

Rolled 80, 69 = 149 (2d100)

roll: someone's getting attacked! I wonder who!

attackers:
wizards (50) + troop quality(10) + homeland(20) + attacking(-20) = +60!

defenders:
troop quality(25) = +25

>>306340
May I play? I have not read the previous threads though.

>>306346
what a mystery

>>306348
Anybody can play really, as long as there's a slot left in a civ and the player has an appropriate name so people can identify what civ that player belongs to

>>306348
of course, just ask your teammates for a quick recap so you don't shift too far from where the faction is going

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>>306346
>Mfw the coppers get thrown back in war again if its us.

>>306348

you can join the sunbros, we're known for diplomacy and spa's and just being goofballs but also trying to keep our realm glorious!

>>306354
What are the civs? I would very much like to partake in this quest.
>>306348
left name whoops

>>306367
Does there happen to be a Necromancer civ? or magical one?

>>306372
There's the bowties that have a queen that uses death magic.

>>306367
Well. there are 4 civs:
-Blue Sunpeople, lazy, spa obsessed, worships only the sun, goofballs who are most likely not the most relevant
-Red Bowties, basically the medieval Europe faction, wears bowties to show place in society, NPC leader is immortal lich queen
-Green Treepeople, hippies and actual mysoginists, has elves, also the vikings pastiche
-Orange Coppers, the Japaneses of the civs, has civil wars and shit and is split into 3 factions: engineers, golden maidens and warlords

>>306372
If you want necromancy it sounds like you'll be right at home with the bowties.

>>306379
guess so. I do love bowties... Anyone have a recap. Also I would like to join dem bowties and be masta battle necromancer.

>>306386
Sadly the immortal lich queen of the bowties kills anyone trying to steal her exclusive deal on necromancy

>>306386
Only the queen uses necromancy because of you know, maintaining absolute power via being magicly superior.

>>306393
anywhere i can use necromancys? Also if i join bowties am I skeleton? If so BOOOOY DO I HAVE PLANS. SKELECOPTERS ANYONE!

Glad OP's back

>>306400
SKELLETONS SOUNDS LIKE TONS OF FUN

>>306410
I HAVE SKELECOPTER SCIENCE TO! I HAVE MULTIPLE PAPERS DESCRIBING THEIR VALIDITY IN PHYSICS!

Do you happen to be a skeletons? If so I shall join the bowties. I really want to be a skelecopter. The enemy morales would be shattered.

>>306386
So currently we're building a wall with the Sunbros between us and the sea, and we're at war with the Rats.
We're trying to get the rats to become part of our kingdom.

>>306418
One more thing, be aware of the sea witch thats trying to undermine the 4 nations and sink the whole world into the ocean.

>>306418
>i sexually identify as a attack helicopter
>made of bones

>>306418
If our civ would get skelecopters, we would first need to invent physics, since we only have basic chemistry and probably some form of biology right now

>>306418
As for our current tech and social order, check out this panel:
http:images/1466277978225.png

>>306421
I was JUST going to say when I joined the bowties we should kill the rats and march unto the nearest nation.
>>306428
Would she like some help? Can I join team sea witch? That would be FUUUUUN.
>>306430
If im a skele I would sexually identify as gender less golem. Cuase I wouldnt have anythin. Cause im a skele.
>>306436
Do we have spies? If so then steal physics if not MAKE SPIES. simple answer is to ask the queen ship to raise some rats then make a skele send a connection to the rats so he sees what they see and hear what they hear. OR if op disapproves a good excuse is that some guy was playing hula hoop and started to fly.
>>306444
neat.

That was very very long writing.

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turn 10 end!
The elves are still trying to make the females happier while keeping the current system going. They instated a Head Maid status at the Grove, a female representative that serves the council. She mostly serves beverages.

The ratland chiefs felt a bit anxious after the initial invasion rush, when they realized they had pretty much no defense set up. They offered free housing and food to the mercenaries, so they'd move there, and they did.

The rats strike back! A large force of unusally disciplined rats marched on the unprotected, unscouted annexed ratlands. Elite cossacks and necromancers also showed up with their host of skeletons, making it clear this was no skirmish.

The mercenaries were first responders, and managed not to get taken by surprise. But the odds were still against them, and they were driven back after huge losses.

The population in the annexed ratlands either ran back to Elfland or got massacred by the rodents.

>>306448
If you want to invade someone I doubt your team mates would agree, to your south is the suns and attacking them at this point would outright be a sin. To your north is the women beating trees but they literally have nothing usefull. You're are fighting the rats right now but they have guns so its slow going. Then to the west is the coppers and you wouldn't evwn reach our shores due to our navy.

>>306464
Damn, rats on da attack

We aren't nips
That's meta
Also we the engineers are Roman
And as all draw fags and op show we are Europeans
#whitemasterrace

im back!!!

>>306444
we allowed to read the others posts?
>>306470
I want blood. I need blood for my skele bones.

>>306472
>And as all draw fags and op show we are Europeans
>literally have pagodas and shit
>as drawn by opee

>>306472
None of the coppers are roman quit projecting dude.

>>306477
We must be weebs
Wish I was dead

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>>306472
Rmemeber

>>306482
You are weebs, all of the coppers. Except for one who tries really hard to become a Romanboo instead

>>306486
That's propaganda

>>306486
a: HA
b:What.
c:Who.

>>306493
im reading the threads on the archrive. The early ones where everyone is a tribe. Should I? also am I supposed to not read the elves statues updates?

>>306518
You should. And nobody's stopping anybody from reading the updates of the other tribes. Just remember to keep the meta

>>306489
Well we can shift our culture
Also I am the Romaboo

>>306551
Heres my answer to that...No

>>306554
Clans can surely change culturally on their own
Not gonna switch but just saying

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>>306492
no, this is propaganda

>>306561
reading the first thread still. WTF is up with the sun people.

>>306580
Just dudes being bros

>>306580
Sun da bes

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>>306580
sunbros know what's good

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>>306464
The best sun shamans organized cremation rituals like the ancient did, burning one of them alive to attain transcendence. Most shamans passed out before anything worthwhile could happen, their fire resistances spent. But after countless tries and pure devotion, They learned a new magic!

fire level 2: immolation
The caster emits a powerful flame from his entire body. Ill-advised indoors, for younger mages, and for clothes.

Local shamans sent a wagon of rice seeds to the bowties as a gift, and the knowledge of how to plant it. They were thanked, but the geography isn't optimal for rice plantations, so they have little use for it other than luxury.

There were some communications.
Shamans: "We apologize if our shaman ambassadors are a burden, we had not considered the legal implications. Should we recall him?
The Queen: "Thank you for your gift and continuous support. The presence of a wizard on Our land is not taken as an offense, do not feel concerned. However, I know your people teach magic freely. Shall the ambassador teach Our untainted people, We will not stop the Inquisition from doing what should be done."

Shamans: "Greetings, coastal lord. What is happening in the western lands?"
Warlod of the Coast: "Nothing. Times still hard. Shamans on the way. Peace."

The shamans came back from their "training" scarred, thin, and fit. They talk very little but very precisely, just like their "master". They're not going to the spas at all.

Shamans: "Greetings, Rat People. Can we learn more about you?"
Rat Contact: "Please help!! Rats attacked!! We have gold, want gold? Then help rats! please!"

>>306641
What did I say? Told you guys a warlord could shape them up.

>>306641
Hmm, a surprisingly good development

>>306641
>>306659
this is good. we're doing great guys

>>306666
This also teaches us that we sun people likes to try the exact same thing time and time again expecting different results. And actually got it.

Anyway, what to do now

>>306671
Isn't that the definition of insanity?

>>306677
Yeah, but since we got different results. It means we're NOT insane! Hah

>>306671
I'm still up for hot air balloons or the bird carriages. traveling through air sounds good.

>>306677
we try the same things but we expect difference.

>>306671
You could send the rest of the lazys to us and in return you guys teach us about rice to help our population. Unless that was most of them.

>>306681
Damnn shit fuck you're right damn

>>306683
To be fair, now the shaman can be the source for the hot air baloon

Maybe not have it look like a normal hot air balloon because they always end up looking lame

>>306688
I think Opee stated only a handful of shamans went.

Mostly because if all the shamans went their fat would block up the doors to the spa

>>306688
I don't like shamans that don't bathe at all. sounds like they got punished.

>>306702
>Punished Shaman: A Fallen Fatso

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>>306641
The copper engineers built a short circuit of tracks going through their mines and farms. The untiring machines help with production, as it picks up resources at regular intervals and needs only one person to man. However, there are many downsides: The machines blow up when left on too long, the water and coal still take quite some place in the carts, the tracks take a lot of manpower to build and can't be built on uneven terrain, and it's only as fast as horse travel if the horses' pauses are taken into account.
Some warlords decided to buy the system for their own lands.

The horses are now trained for war, and a cavalry has been mustered.

>>306688
Well, according to your tech panel, you also have knowledge of agriculture, dunno if that has rice in it though

>>306720
It was never explicitly said but you may be right. It was never said exactly what we grow I dont think.

>>306698
what kind of design would you propose? something radiating the basking sun?

>>306740
Ok get this

It's gonna be genius

Nobody thought of it before

A big balloon

With a sun painted on it

eh? eh?

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>>306720
>>306740
Idea 1 for air transport
A typical blimp but because the shamans can withstand and radiate heat the insides habitable and where they stay

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>>306720
>>306740
Alternatively we have 2 domes that can have a meditating shaman in each to keep the main part afloat

>>306748
THAT SOUNDS SO ORIGINAL OH MY GOD
>>306762
that would mean having to use a lot of people to work while transporting others. a hot air balloon just needs a shaman that can use level 1 fire magic.

>>306772
>>306762
Also, we should look into making our sun lens into weapons. So we can install them onto everything.

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>>306772
inb4

>>306783
yes, this is good

>>306783
Holy fucking shit
My fucking sides

>>306781
Well now that we are in a place similar to how me was before the time skip we can finally get onto developing more new shit

>>306783
I wish this was the case. however we could have giant birds with a basket instead of this.

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>>306711
The great sea wall has been finished thanks to extra effort. Its southern portion, in the sun people's lands, is not yet finished.

The Queen's retinue has been given uniforms to be easily recognized and improve the logistics. The Guard imitated their ruler with their own emblems on their troops.

The rats have not been trying anything, but there has been reports of movement from their capital.

A few rats have been integrated into the kingdom, they make good servants and miners and seem content with their jobs, if not with their rulers.

there is an event for real this time!

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WHERE MAH TREENIGGAS AT

>>306810
Hear me out.
Hot air floats. Who is to say really, really hot people dont too?!!?!

>>306815
oh jeez

>>306807
>>306810
Yes, we could get new magics or new tech. Also, what to do with the rats?

>>306810
To be fair we could probably actually just make something thats basically the same as our boats that they can ignite in and float about it, using fire to steer, just add a hatch to let the balloon out and a few holes in the sides to steer

It'll be more of a personal transport system but it could be alright

>>306840
personal transport systems could be good! but it'd be nice to have public transport too. air support in warfare would be good too

>>306831
I say we tell them that as a neutral party we cant help them in a fight but tel them if a few want refuge we can give it to them but if they start shit, they get hit

Although that might lead to others starting to fight with us

>>306840
We could have each shaman power their own personal boat and then organize sick air boat races. or make them flying warplanes

>>306853
flying warplanes? yes please!

>>306853
Exactly my man

>>306863
>>306866
First we gotta develop sun lasers to put on them though.

Also Eurobeat is mandatory

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Rolled 64, 31, 22, 46 = 163 (4d100)

event: The Great Frog Plague!

Frogs come out of every body of water for mysterious reasons by the hundreds, conveying a terrible, deadly disease!

A lot of people will die to this incurable illness! But how much?

It depends on the intimacy(for contagion), the medicine(for prevention), and the food(for general health) of each nation!

Sun: +10, +0, -10 = 0
Bowtie: -10, -10, -20 = -40
Copper: +0, -10, +0 = -10
Tree: +0, +0, -20 = -20
Rats: not afflicted

5k dead for everyone, +1k/5 dice values!

turn 11 start![/b)

>>306897
Damn frenchies

>>306897
Sun: 17k dead!
Bowtie: 5k dead!
Copper: 7k dead!
Tree: 10k dead!

recap anchor post

>>306905
>>306897
are the fat shamans more contagious? because that would thin out the herd.

>>306897
New plan. we BUILD A WALL around every body of water

>>306912
Bowties FTW least deaths. Glory To The Queen!

>>306914
We're all contagious since we touch eachother alot thanks to wrestling. And we have absolutely no healthcare

Alright coppers heres an idea.

We send scouts to the badlands so we can get an idea of where the orcs are and its geography then next turn we invade them with our new knowledge and the calvalry.

>>306925
we have bathing. i haven't seen the other realms bathe once, disgusting.

>>306925
Fuuuuck we need some healing shit

I suggest we have some of our women become multi-purpose alchemists
That way they can help make medicine and other shit for us

>>306941
Well, according to opee's extra pics from the last thread. we don't have any female shamans. Maybe it's time for some.

And specc them into healing magics if we can

>>306952
yeah culture wise we should totally get female shamans. kind of silly that we didn't have that yet. we're not treetards.

Trying to catch up with this quest. Where is #2 I can not find it. Please supply a link if someone can.

>>306966
Right,so our options this turn so far:
- Finally allow women to become shamans, shawomans? shawomen? shaladies? shakalaka? Because sun knows why haven't we done that before and encourage them to pursue healing magics to prevent another tragedy like this from happening
- Have women become alchemists and hit and research medicine and other neat stuff
- Tie possessed birds to baskets to make personal air transports
- Have shamans power their own hot air balloons to make personal air transports
- Research sun-related weapons like finding a way to weaponize our sun lens
- Take a bath
- Praise the sun

>>306952
>>306966
Okay we should have shamans of both genders

However i'd say we leave that for a bit simply because theres no guarantee healing magic is something we will get, but im suggesting alchemy just because it has a ton of applications that add to our style

Bath salts that relax muscles to some crazy degree, a type of oil that makes our bodies absorb sun and get us burnt a bit more, something to add to the kelp to make kelp weed.

KELP, WEED.
KELP-WEED.
Dream about it boys.

>>307003
We dont dream baby, we IMAGINE

>>307003
>>307002
allow women to be shamans and push them towards alchemy and healing magic. maybe tie it to the plague that recently hit us. I'm all for this.

also when was the last time we scouted?

>>307033
It was so, so long ago.

After finding the Holy Spa we pretty much stopped scouting

So, what is our turn?

>>307080
Culture:
make it so that women can become shamans too, maybe they can focus on the less destructive side of magic and study healing instead of burning.
tech/action:
not decided yet.

Communication:
tell the rats we can't help them fight but we can give them refuge in our lands (not decided)

>>307101
Well, like the Bowtie queen said, we should tell our ambassadors to not teach the locals any magic, especially in the bowtie lands.

Also, maybe we could get the trained shamans to train their fat brethren. And then get the new trained shamans to train the other fatsos in a cycle of training

>>307080
Have the women become shamans that have a focus on alchemy
and maybe
Have the shamans create a personal hot air balloon that they can power with immolate

>>307101
I'm down for offering them refuge in some part of our land, not to be xenophobic but i'd say as a neutral party we should house them but not integrate with any other races/species as to not get personally tied in with disputes between other factions

>>307123
Oh yeah and definitely make sure the shamans in the bowtie tribe dont try to teach anybody magic

>>307123
I don't know if I trust the copper trained shamans. but we should communicate that shamans can't train others in magic in the bowtie kingdom.
>>307134
agreed for the rat part. we should offer them refuge but no intergration.

Ok so trees, what do you think about building off of our secret police and developing a cabal of infiltrators and sabatours from particularly loyal secret policewomen?

>>307134
>>307139
>>307144
Okay so:
-Culture: Have women become shamans too, but with a focus more on alchemy, hopefully healing
-Tech: Get any non-lazy shamans to try and develop hot air balloons that then can self power with Immolate

Communication:
- Tell shamans in bowtieland to not teach anybody there magic
- Tell rats that since we are a neutral party we can't participate in da war, but we may be accepting to giving some rats some refuge, but no integration. They'll be basically tourists.

>>307177
yeah sounds fine! let's hope for another good turn with these actions!

>>307147
navy and merc building I say. We have tamed women a bit for now.

>>307183
Plus, with the rats acting as tourists, we can say that we're not really helping them.

And they can spend their gold in our spas

>>306912
>>307177

>>307190
What if we teched up in food preservation? That way the civillian population has less food wastage happening, and we can develop rations for our sailors allowing them to stay at sea for longer periods, as well as allowing troops to be on the march longer without having to forage.

Lol we are still largest pop.

>>307253
Sounds good.

>>307412
So what should we do for our action? Maybe set up some defences around the ralands, considering they would be getting +40 to their attack rolls if they invade us while not even using gunpowder?

>>306817
ay

>>307466
focus on elfland, fuck the rats

>>306711
well that kinda turned alright, I propose we either
improve existing inventions
>steam
>cavalry
>basic medicine
>the cannons(?) we made on the firs thread

improve production
>mining
>food
>fishing

or do something else entirely
>improve civil matters
>attack orclands with new cavalry (cheers love!)
>help the maidens

>>309107
We really shouldn't attack the orcs until we scout them so we can get the bonus for that. We also didn't make cannons unless your talking about the ballistas.

>>309171
baliistas right, and by medicine i mean the surgery we did last orc attack

>>309195
We already know how to use herbs for medicine. The surgery is our second medicine thing. Also I dont think we can improve a ballista further unless you have a idea.

>>306922
>>306976
Only The Queen does Necromancy.
The rest of the wizards use fire magic.
This is what we have on Recap: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Opee
If it's missing anything I'm not sure where to find it because I can't into archives.

This is the story we got so far out of Bowties in The Medieval Era.
Our Queen right off the bat laid down the law that we will not look for immortality or advanced magics that interfere with her power after we spent a few turns trying to study it, then had to spend a few more making her happy again. To the north of us is Rat Lands, those people are the age old enemies that we've faced since pretty much the dawn of time, and after we found out that they had guns we were all on board and fearful that one day we were going to get fucked in by gunpowder rat hordes.

In retaliation we built a wall, developed army formations and tactics specifically to combat guns, developed The Telescope for advanced scouting measures, developed uniforms to upgrade military organization, and finally we pressed out and conquered into Rat Territory and took our first few steps into pressing against the rat menace.

We have started to integrate the rats into our culture, and are welcoming them with wide arms as soon as they enter our fold, and from what we've managed to observe and study, they are creatures of human-like intelligence, but put a lot of their trust and obedience into things they fear rather than true loyalty and hierarchy like we do.

These creatures are mighty sad in their simple existence I must say. I'm hard pressed to imagine the common folk are any higher than slaves and oppressed masses that only follow the social order they currently live at because they've never seen anything better.

As Bowties, we are made to spread ourselves among these rat-kind and show them that value is to be held in our system rather than their own.

One sec and I'll start thinking up some turn ideas.

>>309540
Oh yeah
The Queen also spent some time down at the sea shore and only came back after her seaside manor burnt down. She got in a fight with an evil mermaid that sank our home island in the tribal era game. She's a lich now. We built a big wall along the coastline to protect in case she decides to attack one day.

Bowties can in fact solve all their problems with walls.

>>309209
sooo for our turn
Action: Scout the orclands with our quick new cavalry scouts

then lets decide which to improve, food medicine steam or mining

>>309600
Steam

>>309605
Gabe Newell pls

>>309600
We could learn how to preserve food.

Why dont we learn blood magics to melt clay beams

Also just blood magic in general
We can get better medicine with blood magics
We could even start summoning demons or some shit. We could become incredibly powerful and evil.....

Just saying we should explore our magics

>>309542
What should we do for our turn?

>>309672
but how, are we going full emo now?

>>309672
We could try to put it as a tech if we use it to enhance something like our surgeons. Then we could theoretically get healing blood magic.

>>309672
>>309677
eh, idk the idea of summoning demons from our own blood sounds pretty bad ass but can be kinda hard to achieve, healing sounds way easier and it can make us even better at war

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>>309681
Since were usually at war if we learn magic we could just have the people collect all the blood bled while learning so there is a higher chance of success. It is pretty good though because there is a high tier blood magic that makes it where you can basically 1v1 a dragon and win effortlessly.

>>309687
About that magic we saw it at the end of the last tribal civ thread.

>>309693
It also kills the user in 24 hours

>>309694
I know that, I was just using it as a example of whats possible.

So do you guys want to try to have our surgeons try to heal people with blood magic so we get better magic?

>>306378
Thanks for the summary.
Can I join the bowties?

>>309718
yep I'm in

>>309724
Actually coppers sound cooler.
Can I join the coppers?
Haven't read any previous threads and may need a recap

>>308340
Do you have any ideas on what to do for our action then?

>>306378
>Green Treepeople
>hippies
If anyone are hippies it's you guys with your weed kelp and refusal to get into wars.

So can we agree on this for the turn so we can link it?

Action: Scout the orclands with our quick new cavalry

Action: Have the surgeons begin experimenting with blood and blood magic with the hopes of uncovering healing magic.

>>309733
> havent read previous threads
> copper somehow sounds cooler

You'd be a perfect fit in copper tribe

>>309757
im okay with it

>>309757
Yeah sure I guess

>>309759
What do you think about scouting for resources in our own lands for our action?

>>309757
>>306912

Any bowties here?

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>>310346
Knock knock, it's the sun. with ships, airships

>>310364
Well since you're here, any ideas for our next turn? our action is probably going to finishing the wall on your side, so for our tech?

>>310382
I heard spa's are a good thing ;)))))

>>310391
remember those frogs that came out of every body of water

>>306912
Action: keep working on the wall in the SunTribes lands

Tech: Improve and invest on the Rats' mining operations

>>310364
Winged Sun standing by.

as always, the trees frogot to recap

let's start without them

>>310495
yeah they're busy beating woman probably.

>>310534
Probably jerking off a tree

>>310538
They do love their wood

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turn 11 end!
The sun people have suffered and are still suffering from the plague. The spas have become contagion pits, and people mostly stay home in the evening nowadays.

A group of women learned in magic organized healthcare centers to try and save as many as possible, or at least keep them away from the rest. The classical shamans applauded their initiative and officially declared them shamans, making them the first female shamans under the Sun. They practice gentler versions of the classical shamans' meditations, but spend much more time helping the people.

A shaman was toying around in an iron tub with sails, claiming he could fly. Nobody believed him until eventually he managed to lift his balloon off!
it can only host one shaman, anyone else would be burned. Also, as the inventor demonstrated, the longer the flight, the more likely it is for the contraption's ropes to burn.

Communications:
-The ambassador was told not to teach magic. He obeyed.
-The rats were offered refuge. Whoever in charge on the other end of the line said that stealing manpower would not be helping, assorted with some insults.

>>310556
Welp we tried helping the rats. Too bad for them.

>>310567
when you try to be nice and they insult you. guess they deserve to get annexed.

>>310575
Im glad you agree

>>310575
Now we gotta look into dealing with this plague as soon as possible. More invesment in healing magics maybe? Oh and a way to improveour air transport. Either getting non flamable ropes or used bird pulled baskets as an alternative

>>310586
Ya offer them a way out and they insult ya and accuse ya of stealing manpower. For shame.

>>310591
yeah let's make the sun nation great again by using more healing. maybe try and use some alchemy through the classical shamans?

>>310606
Yes have all shamans, male or female research alchemy, or more specific, healing so that we can end this plague already. Our people must not suffer.

>>310618
and the classical shamans and female shamans will be praised too, which might make the sun shamans try harder.

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>>310556
The plague has hit the bowtie population the least of all, thanks to their care for their appearance and medicine progress.
However, the Queen ordered a great culling from her inquisition. The inquisition purged anyone susceptible of being a vector of illness, be it bowtie, rat, or sun person. The plague is contained for now.

The mine business has greatly expanded thanks to the rats' physical abilities, and they are prized workers for all fringe lords. Their wealth has improved and the rat population has spread.

The wall of the south was being worked on, but the inquisition called all workers back home to prevent contagion. Most of them were purged. Their wall building is on hold.

The rats have built defensive positions around the invaded territories. It seems clear that they have no intention of attacking.

>>310626
Walls and more walls. Sooner or later the rats will build walls of their own. The world will drown. In walls.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>310191
BurlyGreenDudeLand scouting:
1-20: woah fuck!
21-50: uh-oh!
51-75: I see!
76-100: wowzers!

>>310633
We'll just build a wall around their wall

>>310638
meh...

>>310643
What if they build around your wall around their wall

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>>310638
The new cavalry units went scouting the badlands to check orc activities. However, it seems orcs are quite smart when it comes to warfare, as they were expecting such a move. The scouting party got ambushed after only a few days on the field, and had to fight their way back. Not all made it home.
In their short time out there, they at least managed to note something was wrong with the orcs, most habitations looked deserted.

The Witching Child is the most potent and feared enchantress of the Maiden, and her wicked reputation extends to all clans.They say she is ages old and bathes in the blood of virgins to keep her prepubescent appearance.
The Witching Child has made many shudder once again as word of her new breakthrough spread. The rumor says she can turn people into horrible monsters of tentacles of muscles.

Blood Magic level 3: Flesh Bending!
changes the target's body structure at will. Must be in skin contact with the target. Blood is needed for additional body mass. Speed of process depends on magical abilities, but it is always extremely painful for the target. Can be used to treat flesh wounds.

>>310702
omg yes, we finally have the ability to turn people into tentacles for, things... really love the drawing btw

>>310702
What the fuck is this Copper Loli heresy?

Is Opee not even trying to hide the weeb pander on the Coppers anymore?

>>310702
>it would be extremely painful

>>310717
Well they are the weeaboo faction

>>310718
You're a witching child

>>310702
So most of their homes are deserted. That could mean many things. Also just saw we might be able to make a double of someone using that magic for infiltration purposes.

>>310721
4U

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well now we wait for the tree guys

guess we post memes until tomorrow

>>310740
nice meme

>>310717
to be honest the Youth spell has been there for 3 threads and I still hadnt a chance to put it in action

>>310495
>>306912
>still nobody has replied to my suggestion.
Fuck it, if no one has any input, we do what I want to do

Tech: Food preservation
Action: Train loyal volunteers from secret police to become saboteurs/assassins.

Hey other coppers, clearly something is wrong with the orcs considering most of their land is uninhabited. We also know that they're not just mindless murder machines but are quite smart judging from how they countered our scouts. Perhaps we could find out what happened to them then potentially stop the raiding if we find out.

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>>310757
Sailors started salting their food and pickling their vegetables so they could stay at sea longer. Though nobody really saw the point of it, since they don't ever spend more than a few days at sea. But nobody questions it.

The most trusted spy agents were given assassination training and tools, in case someone needed offing. The resulting agents were deadly and experts at fading away.
...which turned against the elves! The word was given to the sleeper terrorists to act, and assassination of top elf councilors happened around the country, too fast to be a random act of violence! And of course, the super agents left no trace behind them!
Unable to ensure the faithfulness of their own agents, the spy program has been terminated. Even some of the retired agents got assassinated by their rebellious peers.

the plague keeps spreading.
turn 12 start!

>>310806
Well fuck. I'm going to have to stop playing anyway seeing as this is cutting into my time at work anyway.

Most irrelevant faction?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10605680

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>>310740
Did someone say memes???

>>310818
I was expecting all the choices to be the suns

>>310828
Suns are not so irrelevant right now.

>>310818
>Sun 1 votes (17%)
>Tree 5 votes (83%)
Gee, I wonder who could be behind the Sun vote.

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>>310840
kek

>>310828
At least you guys converse with other tribes. We can't actually do any diplomacy with anyone since we are xenophobic and our closest enemy has a huge advantage on us. We're basically stuck in a forest with a bunch of eternally angry women.
>>310834
I don't know I voted for the trees

>>310767
For next turn we could try to capture a orc by setting up non lethal traps around the raided territorys like pittfalls and bear traps that way we could interogate him. First without violence then ramp up to waterboarding. If he really wants to keep quite we use flesh bending on him. Then hopefully find out the cause of the invasion, why there raiding us, why their land is so empty, etc.
>>310865
Not like you used to have a great ally or anything whom you attacked without first scouting if the rebels even were there.

>>310881
>Calling trade partners allies
I doubt we could have even been allies, after all you fought against us we you sank the island.

>>310898
good times

>>310881
To be fair, you did first betray them by fighting against them on the volcano in the old civ

>>310898
We were after all friends throughout most of the tribal era, even then we fought you because we didn't know what the elves told you and the suns informed us about the threat. Then here you created mercs that aided certain clans when we tried to solve the hostilities between the clans for money which indirectly helped them even though it wasn't enough. Then you attacked the maidens when you heard the engineers had a trade relation with the women and you didn't even know if the maidens were fully involved. It's up to you though if you think we wouldn't help you regarding you're rats and rebellion if you didn't attack us. Oh well though, things could have been different

>>310814
Lol same here bro

I'm back guys.
Oh man, our turn got sorta wasted.

>>310925
Despite seeing us at the volcano defending it, you still attacked us. I wasn't all for the attack against the maidens, but the fact is that at that point things were looking like you were going to gang up on them anyway.

>>310957
Sorry, i figured we could hope that the rat miners could get is some of the stuff for gunpowder

>>310962
The mining part is good, it's just that The Queen stopped us from doing wall things so that part got sorta wasted.

I really don't think we can spend any more turns building the sea wall considering we've done it for three turns and the rice we got isn't even helping.

We need to move back into the rat assault or else the front line is going to get too strong and we'll never push back through.

Ok suggestions here.

Develop merc. culture. Build industries that focus on merc companies exploring ratlands and coastal cities (stores for weapons and armor, shipyards, boar mounts, tree ent summoners, taverns, etc.) These will be taxed industries due to land claims.

Train up ent police as spy replacements.

>>310806
Opee keep this up and nobody is going to play tree faction. Just saying.

>>310978
About the rise we got, what if we send it to the rats as a gift, and promised them we would tell them how to make their own if they join us? We dont have to tell them they cant actually make it here, but it might work to turn more of them to our side?

>>310960
3 tribes thought what is in their would sink the island, and you were defending it. If you feel us fighting when we thought our home was at stake if we didn't fight was a problem then so be it. Also we weren't going to end them, merely make them surrender to help end conflict permanently but then the orcs came. Besides we may be a mess regarding the clans relations with each other but if you attack one of us then we get angry and once were done we go back to bickering with the rest of the coppers. We already said this a long time before, the clans have their problems but were all still coppers and thats why we united dispite the previous war.

>>310993
I don't think that would be wise, because if they can grow it and don't join us then we just gave them a bonus, but if they can't grow it, it'll look like we tricked them, and that's not good for diplomacy.

I think we do need to march in and have a different standpoint on how we offer them peace.

I say we spend an action this turn to send a diplomat to the rats and tell them:
Swear fealty to our queen, or the attacks will never stop.

>>310980
Well you're doing the same thing every turn man.
1. Increase Policing
2. play with Mercs.

You should do something cool, like send spies to other people's territory. I mean the greatest military in the world is your enemy after all, you could easily bop over there and start trying to steal tech.

>>311020
Should we send something along with the Diplomat? Gifts? Knowledge? The 'prisoners'?

>>311036
Remember most of them were sleeper agents. Also a good portion of the non sleepers were killed.

>>311020
We might also want to use our tech on the Inquisition, since we're gonna have to eventually deal with the rat necromancers

>>311038
I think fear appeals to rats more than reason does from what we've studied.
I think it'll be a lot better just to send a diplomat, that way we don't have to worry about if they get stolen, or accidentally giving them a bonus.

I was thinking about sending one of our rats to show off how good things can be on the other side of the wall, but since last turn the inquisition went around burning them and they might say something about that.

>>310997
one of those tribes you never even saw before and the other was activly attacking you, but you still trusted them enough to help them attack the people who you knew. And before the orc invasions you were going to ship the maidens off to us anyway. If anything the attack, whcih did not even caust you any of your lands, makes us even.

>>311055
>but since last turn the inquisition went around burning them and they might say something about that.

Come on, Princess, that wasn't even a sentence.
I was saying they might not be on board with the queen idea enough to use as diplomats yet, because we burned them.

>>311069
Maybe send a suntribe diplomat? That is, if they're up for it and the rats still want to talk to them?

>>311056
What made you think we would give the maidens to you? Also regarding the bowties, I dont think we saw them find our copper, and the closest to a attack was a copper woman wandering to their lands where for some reason a guard chucked a spear at her. That made them hostile to us but nothing came of it in the end because no one actually did a follow up attack. Lastly the magus told us about the sinking, the suns actually knew something about it so thats all we had to go by or do nothing when there's the threat of the island sinking. Then there was the fight where we all united for the common goal of wanting our island intact so we can live to deal with each other later where we saw your people defending it who didn't have the hindsight to tell us their side of the story.

>>311090
Why would we phone in a friend to do peace talks instead of doing it ourselves?
I mean, I'm not asking for peace between The Nations, I'm asking for The Rats to surrender.

>>311100
yeah, okay, makes sense.
So what for our tech?

>>311096
The history between Bowties and Coppres is as this.

Tribal Era:
Bowties discover some scouting parties out in the wild, kill them, take their jewelry.
Bowties go looking for more parties, but Coppers had invented swords and run Bowties off.
Many turns later we team up to fight Trees.

Medieval Era:
No interaction.


>>311109
I'm thinking we strengthen and outfit our sailboats to hold troops. I have this idea that, if The Rats refuse peace, we sail around the front lines, unload troops behind the defenses, and surprise attack them.

>>311096
>no one actually did a follow up attack.
Oh yeah, it was mostly bantz between players

>>311122
I think Bowties were busy with rats at the time, and Coppers were more concerned with getting rich and making friends.

>>311096
this comment http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/225068/#p234247 made me think you were giving us the maidens. And considering we had to prepare ourselves for the battle, we didn't have any time to actually tell you.

>>311118
I dont think taking to the sea's is generally a good idea, with the sea witch, and the coppers and trees having naval supremecy. I think it would be better to maybe learn about their burrows so to prevent them from escaping again when we take a city, or using it to get deep into their territory?

>>311118
With the jewelry they didn't kill anyone, in the turn picture they apparently just found it unguarded. About the women and the men running off scouts no idea what you were even doing there since you got a low roll. Since its been ages since I last saw the tribal threads.
>>311129
We were mainly concerned about our low pop and the whole island sinking thing.
>>311135
Guess I did say that when we were in the beating the shit out of eachother stage. Thought the whole treaty talk and us uniting against the orcs would make you think differently. Especially when there was backlash for you invading the maidens just after we united and were dealing with orks. My bad there for not remembering though.

>>311152
Good idea.
Like what if we developed a regiment of rats that was meant to help us bust burrows and overall fuck with rat defenses?

>>311176
That sounds good.
Im of to bed now tho, so see you later

>>311191
See ya, I'll write up our turn.

>>310840
Bowties Turn
Action: send a diplomat into The Rat Lands and tell them that if they swear fealty to The Bowtie Queen, our attacks will stop.
Tech: Develop military use for The Rats burrowing prowess, making burrow busters, tunneling through defenses, ect.

So are the other coppers here? I was thinking we could try to improve our blood magic further as one of our actions.

>>311256
I'd like to join, but I don't have much clue on the backstory.

>>311301
Okay so what you need to know is this.

Bowties: Lead by a lich queen that's obsessed with immortality. They like fashion and are fighting a war against Rat People. They don't like magic.

Coppers: A group of people split up into Japanese-style clans, are attacked by orcs a lot and spend most of their time discovering how to use steam power. They do magic more as a hobby so it seems.

Sun Worshipers: They worship the sun, love magic, and like to wrestle each other naked all the time. They're everyone's friend, but at the same time a lot of their population has turned very lazy out of constant peace and luxury.

Trees: A group of people that think The Forrest is sacred. They're lead by a council of elves with a public made of humans. They treat women like property, but are taking strives to try and fix that since a lot of the women have started to rise up insurgency-style and try to take down the government. They also like magic.

>>311338
Ah, so no one's tried to unite the tribes like a Shogun or Emperor? I'd be willing to join the Coppers if we could do something like that.

>>311351
Tried that but then the orcs came and just demolished that plan last minute.

>>311351
They've tried to, The Warlord clan is obviously the biggest and best at fighting, not to mention that one of the clans got a most of its population stolen away by tree people and the other clan is full of engineers mostly. The orcs stopped The Warlord invasion, and every time they try anything diplomatic or forming a council it devolves into in-fighting all over again.

>>311369
In the copperlands, there is only war

>>311356
>>311369
ALRIGHT THEN. I SWEAR FEALTY TO THE WARLORD CLAN!

I support the improvement of our blood magic!

>>311395
Well I also have another potential idea for the coppers to see. We cant really into Diplomacy because theres to many warlord familys. Just putting this up as an idea for the rest of the coppers to see that we could have the biggest warlord family have him try to take over the warlord lands to get one leader since he should have allied warlords to try and instate himself as a shogun and his lesser allys as Daiymos to try to slowly invade the weaker lords and take their lands eventually getting to the stronger familys before they notice which by then they would controll a majority of the lands. Since it would only involve the warlords there wouldnt be a risk of there being the 3 clans all being weakened at the same time.

>>311036
> greatest military in the world is not tree nation
> you should focus on foreign policy even though domestic is screwed up

This is why we're not allies

>>311433
But The Tree Military sucks.
You've spent literally no turns upgrading any of it, your troop quality is the lowest in the game, and you best thing is Tree Ents which can't even be used to attack.
I also didn't tell you to focus on foreign policy, I said steal technology so your people as a whole will stop be a bunch of tribals in the middle of a medieval era game.

>>311460
your*
being*
Holy shit why don't I proof read anything.

>>311460
Theres a lot more to military than > muh guns

We had a fleet and a boar cavalry, know that LITERALLY NOBODY ELSE has a cavalry. We also have the most people, numbers really help.

How many battles has tree nation lost? All of our conflict losses are mostly either internal or out of our control.

>>311479
Copper just developed one

>>311479
You dont even know how to make melee weapons. Any you get come from the engineers and are made out of copper instead of steel or iron. Also remember we have a calvalry to with actual horses.

>>311479
Were you not there when The Trees tried to attack The Rats and only got a +10 on their attack rolls because troop quality.
Meanwhile everyone else has +20s and many other bonuses.

>>311492
Forgot to add we have a fleet too with weapons that are able to sink ships.

>>311492
Who says we dont know how to make melee weapon? Engineers supplied us with copper dumbass

>>311479
Also literally nobody in the game has guns besides rats.
Saying
>Muh Guns
Is the most ill-informed thing you could possibly say besides "Trees are good at fighting"

>>311494
>>311503
I know the problem, you guys dont understand that tech advances in tree culture are much different. We couldnt learn smelting early because we didnt want to burn trees. We advance along with nature, we dont seek to advance beyond it. Our army is strong, just differe from yours.

>>311505
Do you even read your tech? It says in the other civs sheets say what weapons they have and all you know how to make are bows.

>>311505
The fact that it isn't in your tech list maybe, it only has bows

>>311521
No, your army is pretty weak.
You can have an awesome military and not focus on tech at all so long as you're properly using magic and actually training your troops, or better yet using your awesome bows to actually hold warfare that favors archers.

The only thing you're any good at is defending because you've used near all your turns in this era slapping women uprisings and shving so much internal control into your community that you might as well be living in 1984 Sexism Edition.

>>311547
Unlike you, I don't sperg over fictional civs in a japanese anime board. The fact is that I'm playing the tree nation the way that their culture is molded, unlike everyone else turning their tribes into something they're clearly not (cough steampunk cough). You can have your opinions about how I play my team, but I personally don't think we are militarily weak at all, sorry.

>>311533
I don't recall bowties having weapons in their tech list yet I see them. We have swords in our images, so what makes you think we can't make them?

>>311574
The civs are what we make them, that's why we're playing the game.
Your military is weak as all hell, and we can reference every combat you've ever had as proof. Just because you say your military isn't weak doesn't make it that way.

If you want to keep trying to "play the tree nation the way that their culture is molded" then I recommend you actually start doing it instead of acting like tribal-fuck Africa and getting butthurt when people remind you that you've not done anything but trip over yourself trying to shut up women.

>>311574
Mainly the fact that the bowties have shown the ability to smith and create weapons since the tribal age while you guys have always relyed on us for metal tools. If you feel that you truly know how to make something other than a bow then ask Opee tomorrow and quit try to justify your weak military.

>>311605
I'm fairly certain weapons only show up on the tech list if they're of exceptional quality.
Because Bowties have always used spears, that's like our thing.

>>311612
Dont you remember when you made a copper spear after stealing our shit when we weren't looking? I was referencing that which carryed over to this one with you getting steel like us since you already knew how to smith.

>>311599
Lol she mad

What the fuck do you care how I play bow dyke. The fact is I run the nation, not you. These games never have a winner or goal, its just stupid pointless storybuilding.

Anyways, it seems most of tree nation are not pathetic NEETs and dont follow every turn because of work, so I wont be mad if Opee decides to remove us from the game. If Bowtie princess thinks we are just a tribal remnant, it probably won't change much.

>>311633
Awesome, dude. Good luck with all that then!

>>311625
Yeah, but I was putting out the idea that it might just be that we can all sorta make all the weapons, but they only show up in The Tech List if we're really good at making them, like how I'm sure The Coppers make the best blades because they've done it forever, the same way The Suns make good obsidian weapons. I assume The Bowties don't make awesome spears or anything, but they still know how to make them.

That, or Opee just doesn't really care about what weapons we're really using and only bothers to keep up with them if they think it'll be significant.

>>311651
It might be you just know how to make a shitload of the weapons used in medieval europe but you don't excessively use one like us with swords or trees with bow. That or opee just didn't feel like they were the most important like you said.

>>311674
So
Which clan invented The Katana?

>>311683
It was probably made before the 3 clans became a thing. Maybe right after we hit our new land since just before the volcano fight we made the first plate armour and made the swords sharper.

>>311651
Yeah, we make obsidian weapons, sadly they're also full of bugs

>>311428
I'd go for this except that we should really handle the orc problem and strengthen our external defences first, we don't wanna get caught with our pants down

so for our turn we
action: capture an orc with non-lethal traps and interrogate

then we can use another tech action to improve our current things

>>312469
alternatively..if we're going with one one warlord clan thing, we can try making some sort of ultimate council of talented tacticians, merchants, generals and diplomacists behind the warlord's back that would congregate on the most charismatic warlord which we can utilize to conquer the whole of copper

>>312469
You could always swing on by and let Bowties teach you about the wonders of Monarchy.

>>311492
They don't have weapons
Op said we give them copper tools
Hahahahah get fucked tree tards >>311428
This is literally gold hart family massacre 2.0 waiting to happen

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Please stay civil adventurers

>>312671
>civil
>warlords
>trees

>>312671
Op is the tree nation the weakest in military terms?
When did we get lolis?
Why are the coppers so based?
We will never unite right?

Why don't we
Tech: more blood magics
Tech: improve our steam engines to be better at fuel consumption and power. Get those dank Pistons powerful for trains and shieet

>>312690
You can't do two techs though.