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Fucked up the title. But Whatever.

Speaking of whatever, you're in your apartment right now. What next?

>>31087
Head to bathroom

>>31087
EAT THE WEED.

>>31087
Grab that weird phallic object and then head to bathroom and eat some toothpaste.

>>31087
inject the may janes

>>31087
Bathroom

>>31087
Eat the weed.

>>31087
Grab the PHALLIC OBJECT OF INSATIABLE LUST and go to the BATHROOM

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You eat the entire bag of weed, it tastes like fucking shit but it beats eating mud cakes like they do in the Congo.
You grab the phallic thing and begin to head to the bathroom.
(gonna draw that shit out hold up)

>>31326
Upon entering the bathroom you feel your hunger become unbearable and eat an entire toilet paper roll.

>>31326
Can we eat a toilet?

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You're now in the bathroom with the phallic object. You've just about finished eating the entire bag of weed.

You feel a little satiated but those hunger pangs are still there.

>>31368
>>31144
You haven't been able to buy much of anything since you lost your job, so toilet paper and toothpaste are indispensible , not to be eaten. Gotta be clean and shit.

>>31464
No. It's like, physically impossible.

>>31577
Use phallic object up the anus

>>31577
Brush teeth with phallic object.

>>31577
Eat personal hygene products.

We eat the phallic object after shoving it up our anus

>>31577
Eat the phallic object and let your stomach acid absorb its lush nutrients

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>>31590
You decide that maybe sexy times can distract you from your hunger. But as soon as you can bust into the groove you start feeling a little weird.

Now you're seeing colors.

It's like you're wearing 3D goggles, OVER 3D GOGGLES

ALL THAT WEED YOU ATE IS STARTING KICK IN.

You're high as fuck, the munchies are setting in and stacking on that hunger effect. The hunger is DEBILITATING.

WHAT NOW?

>>31577
Drink the soup that is on the counter you jabroni.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>32107
Chew on your sweater, pretending it's Chad's cock, and masturbate even harder

>>32107
call up your dealer for some shrooms, and clearly get more weed while you are at it. maybe some mollys too.

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>>32107
eat every single edible thing you can find until you get T H I C C

>>32419
do this

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>>32419
>>32230
>>32119
OKAY WILL DO

>>32188 (dubs)
BUT FIRST WE GOTTA DISCOVER OURSELVES IN THIS NEW STATE

(also new rule: dubs get priority)

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>>32772
NOT T H I C C ENOUGH

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

>>32772
Imagine we grew a dick

>>32772
take whatever money you have and order all the pizzas you can afford to sate you super-weed hunger

>>32772
Lose a bit of yourself to slaanesh.

>>32893
Reroll

>>32893
rr

i go to fucking mcdonalds dumb ass quest

y

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You look throughout the entire entire apartment and you find....

NOTHING

Not one ounce of food, not even a crumb for a mouse.
You don't even have money, you spent it all on weed. "Way to set priorities, retard," you tell yourself.

You need money to buy food. What now?

(also no re-rolls, leave it to chance. >:v )

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>33176
Eat your hair.

>>33176
Acquire dong and run outside

>>33176
go out and git sum fuk 4 fud

>>33176
Just go outside through the window.

>>33176
Call a friend to spot you for some pizza

>>33176
get a well-paying job

>>33176
Eat toothpaste

>>33176
go to the closest Arby's

>>33176
put on our most worn looking clothes, get some cardboard and a marker, write down the saddest message we can think of, then head out to the nearest major intersection to see if we can bum some free money for food (or even just straight up free food!) from some suckers.

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>>33372
pic related

>>33176
Go outside and look for a cookout or something, pretend to be a part of it and quickly eat as much as you can before your found out and make your escape

>>33255
>>33355
WE HAVE WINNERS.

>Go to Arby's and offer sex for burgers

>>33176
Eat your clothes

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>>33355
>>33255
>>34184
(Sorry, for lateness I was fucking around)

In your blazed out, poorly-drawn state you come to a startling revelation.

Instead of paying for a good thing, why not have TWO GOOD THINGS? Food and sex!

So you being a normal person, decide that it would be a good idea to whore yourself out at the local Arby's for free food, THEY HAVE THE MEATS.

Now we need something sexy to wear.

>>34764
>wearing
fuck that shit, NAKED OR NOTHING

>>34764
cut a cleavagehole in a sweatshirt

>>34788
What are we going to do when we get arrested? Suck off the cops?

>>34764
Arby's is probably staffed by young guys, and young guys like cosplay.

>>34764
>>34788
Wear a bucket on your head to disguise yourself if you have to run from the cops if they come

>>34835
>suck off the cops?

yes

>>34949
Why are you so determined to send us down the path of the whore, Anon?

>>34864
I like this plan

>>34864
Tripling up on cosplay.

Since there's competition we'll poll it. gonna check back in 15.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10106190

>>35132
Where do i vote to get rid of the dubs rule alltogether?

>>35159
http://www.strawpoll.me/10106233

HEEEERE :v

>>35193
You should make it out of a dice roll instead of post number so its actually random.

>>35193
I trust your judgement. Just let a few options come in, and take the best one.

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>>35132
>gonna check back in 15.

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Well dubs are out of the window.

You've decided to use cosplay to sway the boys at Arby's.
You figure that since you're stoned off you're ass your creative capacity has increased ten-fold.

So who should you cosplay? Post your ideas and most popular will be chosen.

(Gonna call it right here for tonight, will update as soon as I get back home tomorrow.)

>>36950
Mystique

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>>36950
Tifa Lockhart.

>>36950
She has to be a Sexy Sanic, of course. She's fucking hungry, gotta go fast.

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>>36950
Sakyua Izyaoi

>>36950
Courtney from Total Drama Island

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>>36950
Giffany you stupid fucks.

>>36950
lucina

>>37085
>>37102
Is there some sort of /co/ infestation here on /qst/ or something?

>>37085
This one

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>>36950
Batman.

Peepee the froog

>>37127
this

>>36980
>>37085
As a non-joke answer though, I'll pick this,

>>37127
this

>>37085
Good shit

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cosplay as yabbi

Hurry the fuck up OP, I can't hold this boner forever.

>>37792

He said he'll continue after he comes back tomorrow.

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>>37127
Yeah Batman should do the trick, though it's kinda campy.

I'd prefer you break out the "sexy Nazi" outfit though, national socialism is pretty erotic in the right context.

>>37085
This, oddly appropriate.

>>37113
this

>>37085
I didn't know I wanted this

>>38147
>>37289
>>37126
>>37194
>>38121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2Fz0OO8ag

>>38166
>DUBS
We are going as Filthy Frank and there's nothing that can be done to stop this sex beast from getting pussi, b0ss.

>>32107
Weed doesn't work that way.
At all actually.

>>38399
yeah that annoyed me too, but i rationalised away it by just thinking it was laced with acid.

>>38399
>>38555
Or it could be her getting touched by the warp as she strengthens slaanesh.

>>39077
>>38555
>>38399
She did eat the whole bag, plastic and all. That might have something to do with it.

>>37127
It's gotta be a sexy Batman

Please sexy bigbutt batman

Fuck it, sure, Batman.

Batman

>>39373
More like Buttman amirite

>>39373
>>39360
Isn't that just batgirl?

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>>41005
No, we're going as sexy big butt batman. There is a difference.

please don't die :(

Hokay, back and bumpin'

Sexy batman wins. Sexy batman time.

Op come back we gotta get thicc.

>>46786
Aww, I wanted peepee the froog

>>46786
get hype, I'm bumping for thicc arbys slutzzzz

But what is the best way to seduce the arbys workers

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>>47711
The Arby's workers only want and are taught to do one thing. And that is to upsell you on everything.

>Do you want to make that a large size?
Yes.
>Do you want to change your drink to a milkshake?
YES.
>Would you like to add a pa-
FUCKING YES.

They want what we want.

>>46786
Are you currently drawing? Or are you waiting for a suggestion/scenario?

>>46786
We need to take measures for breast and hips to do the costume

>>47711
just start twerking while we order

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>>48184
Sucks desu

>>48193
you would know sucking you BAKA GAIJIN!

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(Many sorries, I've been busy with things)

So after a substantial amount of time you manage to fabricate your own batsuit out of trinkets and old clothes, and some added flair to woo over the boys at Arby's.

>>48481
Then let's go to arbys.

>>48481
Hurray!
identify how far away the nearest Arby's is.

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>>48504
>>48505

The nearest Arby's is approximately 4 miles away.Now you have a couple choices on getting there.

1. You can walk there like a regular person doing regular person things.

2. You can take the "batmobile" for faster travel. The integrity on that transmission is questionable but who cares, you get to the food faster.

3. Go free running like a true fucking batman. Bounding over buildings like it's none of your business.

>>48523
The choice is obvious
>3

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>48523
Walk (but after a quarter mile try to hitch a ride using your body to encourage men)

>>48523
do you know anyone who can get you a ride over there? if not then we PARKOUR in style.

>>48523
>3

>>48523
use the batmobile and sing the theme song as you do dumbass moves as you head to the car.

>>48523
3 (three)

>>48253
Build upon that already serious appetite with some parkour

Lose some weight and eat some hard boiled eggs to try to feel good about myself for once

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48523
Combine 2 and 3, drive the batmobile like you;re doing parkour.

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>>48523
Run parkour, of course, and try to find a sidekick whore on the way

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>>48523
HARDCORE PARKOUR

we are going to completely eat shit since we are stoned off our asses aren't we? this is going to be hilarious.

Image a stoned woman dressed as a slutty batman hopping across the cities roofs on her way to a fast food restaurant in order to prostitute herself for burgers. Sounds like something strait out of futurama or something.

>>50228
I would imagine it would look like a person failing a bunch of quicktime events in real life.

>>50228
ROLLING FOR FOUND BAG OF ACID

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>>50334
>off by one

>>48523
drive as far as possible then free run the rest of the way. parking tickets be damned

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>>50334
>Putting your acid in a bag
>not making all the blotter papers into a little booklet

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>>50334
RE-ROLLING FOR THIS. ACID BOY GO!

The choice is obviously three

God I hope this thread will go in the direction I think it will go.

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>>51107
Me too

>>48523
>3
Come on, every cosplay needs a performance!

>>51107
Is it a direction of a certain flash series? Because that's honestly the direction I expected it to go.

But whoring out for food is awright too.
(just dang is it slowww)

>>51313
W-what certain flash series?

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With confidence you bust out of your apartment, and make a daring dash towards the nearest rooftop, you are the night, oh Jesus Christ are you the night....

you take the phallic object with you for some reason..

(gotta take some more final exams but I'll get on this shit as soon as I get back.)

>>51804
Godspeed, anon.

>>51804
Parkour around town and see if there are any criminals on your way to Arby's. Perhaps you can offer them sexual favours to convince them from being criminal scums. Or whack them with your phallic object, whichever works.

Your phallic object is your sword

>>52204
what an interesting inversion

>>51804
continue being completely stoned and do an absolutely terrible job at parkour, but still think you look like a badass.

>>51804
Trade the object to some pervert on the street for food

>>51804
Run like the bitch you are.

>>51804
Run. Sexily. With maximum hipswaying. Cause a traffic jam, don't give a fuck.

>>52921
This. We gotta show the world the power of our booty.

>>53179
Hopefully soon to be thicker belly and booty

>>53424
It could go to our boobs too.

...we could have a weird metabolism.

>>53436
>>53424
>>53179
i am in favor of this school of thought

>>53424
>thicker belly
Just a tiny bit, a little bump. Don't want to turn into a revolting lardass. Fat needs to go to the right places for us to be properly THICK.

>>53510
a nice potbelly, not too big, not too small evenly distributed

>>53616
>>53510
Gotta have the pot belly, though. nice and round. or she could just stuff herself til bulging.

>>53673
belly, at least for me, is essential

>>53451
>>53510
>>53616
>>53673
>>53705

Well I suppose we all knew it was going here, didn't we?

It's kinda unrealistic to expect all the progress you want in one thread.

>>53748
I know, in fine with the luck of the draw, or whatever op does

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>>53748
I feel this comic is relevant.

I still want a belly though.

I laughed so hard

>>54307
>>53705
>>53673
>>53616
>>53424
I don't think she should turn into a oversized fatass.
>>53510
>>54307
yeah lets go on this route. We don't need this to become /d/ or /jp/ quest.

>>54392
>We don't need this to become /d/ or /jp/ quest.
After we go get a good burger and dicking at Arby's, we should do something non-sexual.

>>54507
Isn't that the end of the quest though?
Unless this hunger is INSATIABLE, or we hunger for JUSTICE, I assume it ends with getting the Arby's.

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>>54570
In my opinion, what we have is an insatiable hunger for justice.

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>>54624
Do it for him.

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>>54905
Day of the Rope when?

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>>54936
soon.jpg

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PARKOUR IS HARD

(Tomorrow is last day of finals so Imma hit so hard on this fucking quest when I'm done)

>>56390
Bend your arms or legs slightly to absorb the shock as you fall.

>>56390
Use Bat-Grappler to get back on the ledge at the last second.

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>>56390
Do an actionroll to recover!
Or, you know, fail and break your arm.

>>56390
Conveniently land on an awning, all the while pretending it was intentional

>>56390
Good luck on those exams, got two left myself.

>>56675
>>56390
are you guys on a quarterly schedule? i still have 2 more weeks before my finals are over.

>>56390
Fall ass-first on Chad's face, and grind on it a little.

>>54307
this comic is so true
"thick" is a word for normies and nogs on twitter, fuck off with it from here

>>56917
thiz

>>56390
This is hard. Flag down a car and suck the driver's dick for a ride to Arby's.

>>56502
>break your arm.
That's pretty harsh, I think she would dislocated it at most

>>56958
THICK!1!!!

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testin' for that autosage

>>61304
We're good, no autosage.

>>61304
>>61354
Actually, nope. Nevermind, thread is on autosage. You'll have to make a new one.

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Yeah autosage is in effect.

Gonna let this thread sit for a bit, draw some porn or whatever, and then we'll get back at it with....

HANGRY QUEST: PART DEUX

>>61404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A

>>61404
>>61418

We definetively have to make her pull a jojo pose somewhere in the next thread.

>>61404
So would that porn be on /aco/ or /i/?

>>61404
>>61525
Where's the porn, damn it?

I feel like i've seen this art style before.
But where...

>>61933
Paheal? /aco/? Sankakucomplex?

I guess it's idle chat with the OP until this thread reaches page 10
(Drawing up next OP image right now)

>>61525
>>61914
I sometimes do things for the drawthread and OC thread on /aco/.


>>61933
Heh, you might've seen me on /aco/, but I don't think I've become relevant enough for someone to recognize my art, yet.

>>62151
I mostly post my stuff on Tumblr. (Which I won't plug until the end of this quest)

Any questions? Suggestions?

>>62450
make a webcomic

>>62465

Making a webcomic sounds fun and all, but i'm not sure if I'm ready to tackle something that big yet. I still need to get better at backgrounds, coloring, character design, character consistency, all that jazz.

>>62465
about the same girl, and how she gets into wacky shenanigans while stoned off her ass.

>>62757
I think even if you started now it would be good. Then you also get the progression of your skills getting better over time recorded. Heck, you can always ask 4chan for help.

>>62757
color? character design? jazz?
i would read one of your webcomics at this quality

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>>62768
>>62804
>>62808

Aw shucks, thanks homies.

If I DO do a webcomic I think I'd use some other characters, characters that are more concrete.

That doesn't mean I'm dumping Whatever after this quest, she's totally having other quests, but I want to keep her fluid for the anons.

Gonna start part two in about an hour or so, just giving a heads up.

>>63472
>Gonna start part two in about an hour or so, just giving a heads up.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw no lazy stoner roommate/fuckbuddy

I'm such a douche, I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE MAKING THE SECOND THREAD.

Part 2 now for reals.

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>>66356
at least you're sticking with it. good work buddy.