>>324556
Start crying. This is scary and we might die. We are a ladylike dragon, not a powerful one. Save us our faithful knight!

Inquire as to why Sir Fearsome Skeleton so brashly interrupts thy slumber to point at thee; tis much too early an hour to tolerate such follies.

>>324588
(also, I'm sad you didn't take my Godzilla command last thread OP, but it's K. Glad you're back)

Shame the skeleton for its lack of proper clothing!

Running around with no clothes on is indecent and unbefitting of a gentleman!

>>324556
Use your tail like a whip and knock ot aside, hoping that your scales can take a sword thrust.

>>324556
Whip him with our tail! A small human skeleton is no match for our draconic might!

>>324556
"For shame sir skeleton, going about, without pants, frightening young ladies, you should be ashamed." If he fails to be ashamed, beat his undead face in with your tail.

>>324604
this

>>324744
>bared pelvic bones
I didn't even notice at first. I just assumed everyone would have the basic decency and shame to cover such private areas. For shame Sir Skeleton.

>>324744
>"For shame sir skeleton, going about, without pants, frightening young ladies, you should be ashamed." If he fails to be ashamed, RUN.

Fixed!

>>324865
Haremhorn is coward!

>>324911
Better to have your tail tucked between your legs than removed from your butt amigo.

>>324865
>>324911
>>324916
I recommended us acting dainty and afraid so that we could seem more ladylike and let the knight save us. No better way to make a man fall for a woman than to make him feel like her hero, with her also reciprocating those feelings.

I mean, we neither have to run nor fight; our companion is here for us.

>>324928
Is Sir Schnepperel even roused enough to fight? He lacks both armor and weapon, how will he provide and form of resistance to the scantily clad scoundrel before us?

>>324934
He likely has his weapon next to him. Sure he can't don his armor, but think of how much of a hunk he'll be for our MC if she watches him take down this skeleton without even wearing protection.

Worst comes to worst, we intervene and show the skeleton why you don't even fuck with docile dragons.

>>324940
>without even wearing protection
A-anon it is far too early in the morning for such thoughts!

>>324951
I now change my vote to have our dragoness begin arguing in her head about what she should do, then get embarrassed and aroused when she thinks of the knight "wearing protection".

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>>324951
It's never too early for such thoughts :D

Aww yeah
Dragon quest

You can't keep fighting evil on an empty stomach.

Find a hearty meal to feast on after vanquishing this this meatless foe!

>>329851
What do you think Sir Schnepperel is for?

I would think that seeing an undead abomination would cause Omanag to yelp, reflexively bringing up a small plume of fire or smoke.

wish I could make some fanart for this, its really cute but people would think I'm furry

>>332527
Go for it. She's a feral dragon anyway, ain't nothing furry about feral dragons if you don't lewd them.

Does OP update only once a week or something? This quest seems to go EXTREMELY slow.

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>>332548
I can start doing it in black and white to speed up the process, if it please you.

>>324570
>>324588
>>324589
>>324604
>>324744
>>324753
>>324754
>>324865
The sight of the Fearsome Skeleton striketh dread in thy bosom, and tears well up in thy eyes. Ay, 'tis far too early in the morn for such frights! Thou attemptest to reprimand the scantily-clad abomination.

"For sh-shame, sir Skeleton - skreeonk! D-d-d-dost thou not - gulp - not know'st wh-what doth be p-p-proper clothing around a l-l-luh - a lady in the... in the..."

It strikes a pose of much jest. Thou feel'st not validated! Perhaps thou art a social failure!

Sir Schnepperel hath been snapped awake by the unliving villain. "Thou dare'st threaten a lady? Thou dare'st to expose thyself so? Have at thee, o wretch!"

Sword in hand, he leaps toward the sassy fiend...

>>332603
The knight runs in to attack the skeleton, but is stopped by a yell from a nearby strangely dressed, very sparkly garbed, necromancer.

He says he wishes no harm, just a chance to travel with us. He has always admired dragons, so he was shocked to see one that was travelling with humans.

He says all of this while doing funky moves, with several skeletons acting as background dancers for him.

>I can start doing it in black and white to speed up the process, if it please you
I mean, it just seems that this quest take MUCH LONGER than any other quest to update. It's a shame too, as it is by far one of the most interesting quests. Personally, I'd have no problem with it being black and white, but I can't speak for anyone else. Would switching from colors to black and white really save that much time though?

OP, why don't you do this? Make some important scenes in color, like when introducing a character, and leave the rest in black and white.

Also:
>>332611
I'd be very happy if this happened.

>>332611
I so want this

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Sir Schnepperel of Dudgeonshire, thou art in mortal combat!

Thou hast in thy possession a KNIGHTLY SWORD for armament and NIGHTWEAR for armour.

Thy foe is a Fearsome Skeleton with a SWORD for armament and RIBALD SPAULDERS for armour.

Thou may'st:
>Take a swing at the fiend!
>Retrieve thy SHIELD!
>Circle and watch for openings!
>Insult thy opponent!
>Reassure thy travelling companion!
>Write in an option...?

>>332611
This actually did take less time to make.

>>332621
Good idea! Thanks.

>>332758
voting for this to happen again: >>332611

>>332762
Be patient, anon. Just wait...

>>332758
Circle him. Fencing is good at finding openings. So direct attacks and sheilds are shit in this situation

>>332758
>Circle and watch for openings!

>>332758
>>332789
>>332805
going for these

>>332758
Get your shield!

>>332758
>Insult thy opponent!
Bait it into making the first move!

>>332758
Insult thy opponent!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>332789
>>332805
>>332850
>>333070
>>333075
Thou shalt circle thy foe and insult it...

One doth be the number of critical failure, and twenty the number of critical success.

Input time: Would ye care for I to be the only dice-roller, or shall ye hold many rollings in the style of European Dragon Quest?

>>334247
Beste of 3

>>334247
I prefer OP rolls
Less clutter, same results

>>334247
OP rolls are far less chaotic, just do 'em yourself for convenience.

>>334247
OP rolls.

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Does Sir Schnepperel of Dudgeonshire get bonuses to insulting by virtue of his larger than average... intellect?

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>>334247
5: Failure!

The Fearsome Skeleton smacks thy taunt aside by composing a few lines on the spot. Thou hast been insulted in faith and face alike!

What art thou to do?

>>340121
Tell 'em your nose is only big because they couldn't fit all your bravery inside of you without making it larger. THEN GO FOR THE LEAPING STRIKE

>>340121
"Aye mine nose may be larger still
Than any mouse upon this hill
But lest I sense and am alive
I wonder if your death was by beehive"
At "this hill" begin the fencing.

>>340150
Seconding

>>340121
"What's wrong with being jewish?"

Confront him on his prejudices!

>>340150
Backing this

>>340166
There are no jewish knights, so we cant be a jew

>>340473
Just because we aren't a jew doesn't mean there's anything wrong with being one.

And there's nothing that would stop a jew from BEING a knight.

I suppose it could be a nice gaulish or italian nose.

>>340121
"My nose is quite so big
Because it holds my excess courage,
You bones look thin and weak as twigs -
I bet you drowned in porridge."

We strike at the skeleton as we say "thin".

>>340121
Skelly is quite verbose.

Battle him in insultry!

>>340976
Ah, the fine, highborn art of slam poetry.

>>342037
Hey now, Flyting is an old artform!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting

>>342061
It was a reference to- augh, forget it.

>>342061
Oh wow, it's real!

>>343718
> "The Flyting of Dumbar and Kennedie records a contest between William Dunbar and Walter Kennedy in front of James IV, which includes the earliest recorded use of the word shit as a personal insult."

Isn't history great?

>>340976
A true knight shan't respond to mere words with violence.

Until he takes violent action, we shall respond to his barbs with those of our own!