>>365710
>>Search For Isa
Might need a tighter yoke for this one.

>>365719
+1, but if we don't get anything, we just
>Go Find The Greens Without Her

>>365710
>Search For Isa

>Search For Isa
Coming this far across town obviously means you want to find her, anyways you need a safe path through the swamp mire and she is your best bet. Heading into the forest you intend on finding Isa, maybe not thoroughly thinking through a rogue in a forest might be difficult to track. Expecting a short trip maybe was too much to hope for, and at hour 3 you take a rest beneath a large oak. No clues, no Isa, fantastic. No point in bitching about it, you continue the search. A voice cuts into the sounds of nature "Stop scourge, I've been tasked with ending your existence. Surrender now and know an honorable death" You can't see anyone in front of you, so he must be behind you. You hear a bow stretch, "Surrender. Now"

>Surrender, might get a chance to fight later

>Fight now, you've never surrendered before don't break that streak

>>365710
Search for isa with Hindsight. This is what it was made for.

>>365867
Damnit, I'm just slightly too late.
Hindsight would have been perfect since we could just follow our vision of her.

Fight now, there is no honor in death without a fight.

>>365867
>Fight now, you've never surrendered before don't break that streak

>>365867
>DON'T YOU BREAK THAT STREAK

>Fight Now
"I choose death" "That is fi-" "YOUR DEATH" If you die it will be battle not some pussy's idea of an honorable death, you spin yourself around and prepare to dodge. The arrow scraps along your helm, a few centimeters to the left and your eye would be meeting the back of your skull. Your khopesh in hand you ready to engage. He's wearing light armor, a bow in hand and a dagger on his hip and maybe a trick up his sleeve. Are you going to keep your distance with magic or have your khopesh introduce itself with his flesh?

>Khopesh

>Magic

both are a d20+4

>>365958
Lay down a lightning trap on him for a stun, close the distance and disarm him...
By cutting off his hands.

>>365967
roll

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>365967
Forgot muh roll

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>365958
>Khopesh - Magicafied
What kind of light armor? Cloth, leather? Will it burn? Metalic? Does it look like it conducts electricity?

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>365958
>Magic
Domination spell on his

>>365983
Leathers, it can burn but won't catch on fire, leather doesn't conduct electricy
What magic you want to use with the khopesh

>>366005
Ice covering the blade with poison on it. Just like the old days

>>366067
Cococococonfirmed.

Rolled 2, 19, 19, 9 = 49 (4d20)

>>366067
Shit this right? Still not used to multiple rolling.

2 magic
2 melee
>>366070
you can roll
>>366072
you already rolled

>>366072
How about this.

>>366076
Sorry. Retard here. If I was doing it I didn't see it...

>>366076
That was his first roll tho

>>366078
>>366079
just noticed sorry got confused when you replied
dice+1d20+4
put that in options field for roll
melee confirmed

Rolled 10, 7, 10, 18 = 45 (4d20)

Just know my rolls usually suck harder than a destitute prostitute.

>>366085
dice+1d20+4
not 4d20

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366090
I'm apparently just as bad as my rolls.

>>366096
......... I'ma kill rngesus.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366082
How's this? My final attack! Kurwa!

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>>366103

>11, Failure
Your khopesh will taste his blood, it will see his end. Rushing forward, you are going to swing for his stomach hoping to spill his guts. Shit you forgot the enchantments it's too late now to try applying them. The edge of your blade scraps against his armor but isn't actually cutting in, he pushes your blade back with his dagger. He pats the cut, "Troll skin leather, you'll have a hard time cutting through this" There is that trick, it wasn't up his sleeve it makes his sleeve. He lunges forward at you.
Oppose my roll
1d20+4

>>366129
Isn't it 15?

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>366129
forgot my roll
>>366131
yes it is, however the result is the same

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366129
Please let this prick do as much damage as a harmless prick.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366129

>19, Huge Success
This ranger doesn't know who he messing with, you will gladly teach him why people don't fuck with you. You hook the inside edge of the khopesh on his wrist and pull him down, he tumbles passed you dropping his dagger. He springs up and attempts to run to grab his dagger but he again meets the ground thanks to your khopesh. You pick up his dagger, maybe you should return it to him?

>Return his dagger to him

>Break it

>>366176
Ask him if he knows what's getting ripped from the headlines.

It's his spine.

>>366176
Ask who his is and if he has seen Isa I forgot what she looks like and Domination him why destroy when you can control

>>366193
Ok but if he is truly useless after the domination were ripping his spine from the headlines.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Gut him like a fucking fish.

>>366198
roll for spine ripping

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366176
Break it, but melt it down in your Palm with fire magic.

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366206

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>366206
Lol. Alright then looks like y'all want the man dead.

someone new get me a better roll

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>366219
We rolling boys

>Spineless
>19, Huge Success

"Who are you?" He starts crawling away, you drive his dagger through his foot pinning it to the ground. "I'LL TALK I'LL TALK, KEEGAN MY NAME IS KEEGAN" A man just needs to find the right motivating to talk, you found his for him. You push your heel on the dagger, he whimpers like a dog "Why are you trying to kill me?" "BOUNTY MONEY. FUUUCK, YOU GOT A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD THAT COULD HAVE ME RETIRE TO A BEACH OFF SOMEWHERE 4 TIMES OVER. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME" That interesting, flattering almost, someone wants you dead that much. "Who put up the bounty?" "FUCK MAN IT WAS JUST ON THE NOTICE BOARD I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW" You'll find out later but you are done with him, too much of a coward to even dominate his mind. "You know what headline that's going to get pulled?" He doesn't even know how to respond, just kinda whimpers more "Your spine" With both hands around his throat and your heels on his shoulders, you pull back. You don't get the satisfaction of hearing him scream because you are choking the living shit out of him, but you do get the sound of muscles behind torn as his spine comes loose from his body. You have a new scepter, or croquet mallet doesn't really matter. Clapping, "So you keep me alive because I am pretty then?" Isa is sitting in the tree. You aren't going to even ask how long she's been there, She just jumps down.

>Question her

>Fuck questions just get back to town

>>366295
>>Question her

Ok... do you know who put the freaking bounty on my head?!

>>366221
>>366295
Nice.

>>366295
>Question her
Isa why were you out there and do you know this guy and you in joy the show and what happened last night last thing I remember is beating you in a drinking contrast.

>Questions
"Before you ask, yes i knew about the bounty, I WAS trying to find that guy, I didn't know him, enjoy may be the wrong word, and beat yes but wars aren't won with a single battle now are they?" This cocky bitch quick think of a question she wasn't expecting... uh

>Write in

>>366334
Ask her what her measurements are. Guaranteed to throw her off.

>>366334
How long is my shaft and think it's going to fit? *Shake the severed head and spine. Indicating intentions of skullfucking*( if that doesn't throw someone off I'll be surprised.)

>>366349
Good god, you need jesus
This is a good opportunity for flirting

>>366357
Thank you. I try for that reaction when playing the obvious villians.

>>366334
Are you a virgin and are you willing to bare my children

>>366370
Kek, I like this

>>366370
Eh. That should cause just as much shock.

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>Questions
"Whats-" "34-26-32, now if we're done can we go?" You must get her to react, "IF I skull fucked this guy how far would it go and would it get stuck?" "Uh" "Also I need virgins to fill with my seed, so I can count on you to be a concubine?" The look on her face, you aren't sure what you would call it but it is a reaction none the less. Victory. "I'm leaving..." The two of you head back to the village, once back you clean your self of the gore on you. "We getting the green demons tomorrow, then we are done" There is still some time left in the time maybe you can convince her to leave now? Or listen to her and stay and wait some more

>Try to leave now

>Stay and wait

>>366394
>Stay and wait

>>366394
Let's listen to what this one says. Just act like her superior as we have been.

>>366394
Blatantly ask her if she can read minds. Or see the future.
She was too on-point, even if the last two questions weirded her out.
If she DOES have one of those abilities...could be useful.

Anyways, we should wait...if only so we can scry into the future to see what awaits us when we pursue the greens. Preparation is the key to victory.

>>366407
Agreed for sure

>>366407
Typing this up in the morning but for now good night my minions

>Stay and wait

>More Delays

I don't know what it is but I have the worst fucking luck when I try to run this thread. A family emergency today. No Thread tonight

>>368891
Best of luck to ya.

>>368891
Hello Mastah I'm not going to be here for Saturday through Tuesday so you are going to be missing a player.

>>368891
Hello when are you coming back.

>>386483
I'll be starting a new thread Thursday hopefully if that falls through I don't know? Sunday at the latest... Slightly feeling of being cursed by my thread