>>387223
Are those the Canon colors of each character? Curious.

>>387227
I was in a hurry, maybe I'll change something later

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You have successfully summoned Giga Cockroach Supremo, the friend of all failures everywhere.
StP MC: He is kinda smaller than I expected.
Wizard: Come on. Size doesn't matter. I am sure he is more powerful than he looks.
Cockroach: Roach! Roach-roach! Roach!
Devil: Is he fucking pokemon? Why is he saying his name?
Roxane: Well. Maybe he can help us.... somehow.
Avatar! Hahahahahaha! Really?! You think this thing is going to stop me?! Hilarious! Ahahahaha!
Leslie: Welp. I know something like this is going to happen.
Cockroach: Roach! Roach!

>>387240
Have the cockroach bite avatar's dick whilst you use the distraction to go for a SUPER ROBOT PUNCH

>>387240
Crush Avatar with Roach Supremo.

>>387240
first, go Cockroach roll d80
1-5 Critical Fail
6-18 Avatar turn cockroach against you!
19-27 Avatar casts a powerful spell at cockroach
28-36 Avatar physically attacks cockroach
37-45 Avatar casts a spell at cockroach
46-55 Avatar also summon some help
56-64 Avatar protects himself
65-72 Cockroach distracts avatar but doesn't hurt him
73-79 Cockroach hurts avatar
80-Success!

Rolled 72 (1d80)

>>387262

Rolled 7 (1d80)

>>387268
Wow not what I'd expect from this thread.

>>387271
72 cockroaches await us in Roach Heaven.

>>387268
An okay roll

>>387268
high chances of impact!
1-5 critical fail
6-16 avatar casts at spell someone
17-28 avatar physically attacks someone
29-40 avatar protects himself
41-50 struggle
51-57 WEAK ROBOT PUNCH
58-63 ROBOT PUNCH
64-69 SUPER ROBOT PUNCH
70-75 ULTRA ROBOT PUNCH
76-80 Success!

Rolled 78 (1d80)

>>387285
wait, are you using my suggestion?

Rolled 53 (1d80)

>>387285

>>387290
oh shit disregard that last roll

>>387295
but muh 78

>>387295
Why not both?

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>>387290
>>387268
>>387245
>>387246
Cockroach
>Roach! Roach roach!
Avatar
>Only an insignificant wizard could summon such an insignificant creature!
Cockroach looks like he wants to fight.

Avatar is distracted! Is time for...

STP MC
>Ultimate Robot punch!
Wizard
>Robo-Punch of Justice
Roxy
>Divine Fist!
Candy
>Jaw breaker punch!
Devil
>Right hand of Satan!
Lolita
>Super Duper extra crunchy punch!
Leslie
>Emmmmh, Punchy attack?
Piñata Princess
>I refuse to take part in this nonsense!!!

Wizard
>we need to reach an agreement about the names
StP Mc
>yeah...

>>387407
Now that you've got him reeling go for the SUPER ROBOT MC TEAM HYPER FORCE DROP KICK

>>387407
Form blazing lollipop axe

>>387407
Use Candy Princess for maximum candy overcharge.

>>387407
Stabageddon>>387407

>>387407
Stp mc encourages the princess to join in on the fun, or to at least remember that this fight was to save her, originally

>>387431
Please this, with >>387423

>>387446
well let's stick with this one. Roll d34+8
1-4 critical fail
5-8-nothing happened
9-12-you use Candy Princess and charge for a little power
13-16 you use Candy Princess and charge for some power
17-20 you use Candy Princess for maximum candy overcharge
21-24 you form lolipop axe
25-28 you form blazing lolipop axe
29-34 Success!

Rolled 34 + 8 (1d34 + 8)

>>387463
Weird dice.

>>387463

>>387465
Oh shit nigger, what am I doing?

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>>387465

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>>387465
WHERE IS ARE THE NAT 1'S?

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>>387465

>>387465
Today is a good day.

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>>387465
Hopefully this didn't exhaust all the remaining dice luck we probably had

>>387486
Today is the day to use all our saved up luck!

>>387640
Unless after defeating the Avatar our heroes have to fight MarioGrant and GoodBadArtist

>>387669
What 4th wall?
Also,
Lewd of those 2 when? :^)

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>>387446
>>387465
Wizard: We need more power!
StP MC: Where we are going to get it?!
Candy: I have an idea! Initiate candy energy sucking tentacles!
Princess: Initiate what?! Oh no not this again MMH Mmh mMh mmh!!!
Tentacles start suck candy energy from Pinata Princess. Now are Mecha is overcharged
Devil: Oooh! That's sexy!
Leslie: At least it's not me in there.
Roxane: Oh for fuck sake. Form Lolipop Axe!
You successfully created blazing Lollipop Axe!
Lola: Alright! It's time to kick ass!

ooohh lewd stuff http://imgur.com/dhGBF9h

>>387755
Stick the axe into the robot's pussy to activate it's secret transformation mode:
SUPER GIGA MEGA LEZBOT

With Feminazi powers, she'll destroy the patriarchy set up by the 4 wizard males. Her armpit hair of truth will also lasso them into telling the public the truth of their evil ways.

>>387755
Distract the Avatar with a big showy final attack, then get Cockroach to knock 'em out with a rock from behind

>>387755
Now pray to the dice gods above to give you an awesome sword made of dice

>>387777

>>387777
Goddammit, you wasted a quad.

>>387768
well first transformation. roll d20+8
1-critical fail
2-9-nope
10-12-you stick axe in robot's pussy. and now what?
13-14-you have axe penis now
15-16-futanari transformation
17-20-success

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>387813

Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>387813
Here's hoping for dick

>>387814
Roxie is going to be so happy with her brother.

>>387814
>>387820
Errytiem

>>387814
Figures.

>>387814
Hey at least we get masturbation robot art.

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>>387768
>>387814
Mecha-waifu put axe inside her vagina and starts moving it around. It's seems she likes it.
Roxane: Goddammit you guys! I made this axe for fight not for this purpose!
Wizard: Don't look at me it's all his fault!
StP MC: My fault! You are biggest pervert in here!
Candy: Guys stop arguing! We need to use our energy for something else!
Lola: Oh! Robot is shaking! Does this suppose to happen?
Leslie:I also know that this is going to happen.
Princess: MMhhmhMMhhmmmHHHHHmMm!!!
Avatar: Wow! That so nasty! I like it. What? No! This is stupid! We need to punch them! Or maybe a good spell? Or a pie in her face?!

here we go again http://imgur.com/a/MNkqJ

>>387955
Pray to the dice gods for that dice sword

>>387955
Robot orgams and releases acidic chocolate chocolate from her nipples in a firehose fasion.

>>387955
The robot is now male amd tesosterone demands a fight

>>387955
Unleash our inner lumberjack and throw our ax at the avatar

>>387955
>>387960

>>387968
>>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>>387223

>>387968
>3 minute reroll
Read DA RULES.

>>387955
Orgasm a magical explosion that turns all people into ducks, all around the world; everyone except you. The avatar splits apart due to not knowing how to be a fused duck and become the High Quacks.

>>387988
Oh quack Nigger, what are you ducking.

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>>387988
what

>>387988
wait whaaa? roll d80+8
1-5 critical fail
6-10 avatar cast AoE spell
11-15 avatar casts spell at someone
16-20 avatar physically attacks someone
21-25 avatar buffs himself
25-35 you transform everyone in arena even yourself but not Avatar
36-40 you transform everyone in arena except Avatar
41-50 you transform everyone in arena even yourself
51-55 you transform everyone in arena except yourself
56-65-you transform everybody in the world even yourself but not Avatar
65-70 you transform everybody in the world except Avatar
71-78 you transform everybody in the world into ducks
79-80 Success!

Rolled 58 + 8 (1d80 + 8)

>>388053

>>388055
>66
Holy shitdicks Batman.

>>388055
it's something

Fuck no, even Giga Cockroach Supremo will become a duck and will become Giga Duck Supremo.

>>388118
Oh god, it's Catgirl Princess all over again.

Might as well summon optimus prime with all this transforming going on

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>>387988
>>388055
Mecha-waifu orgasm so hard that she creates magic explosion that transformed everyone in the world into ducks. Only our heroes and Avatar still the same.
Wizard: That was cool!
StP MC: Awesome!
Roxane: Why ducks?!
Devil: Why not ducks?
Candy: I guess this doesn't give us any opportunity.
Lola: Hehe. Ducks.
Leslie: I don't expect that.
Princess: MMhmmhmMM?!
Avatar: Ahahaha! Ducks! They look so funny! Stop it! We need to fight our opponents! Kill them! Have sex with them?

>>388392
Have sex with the Avatar.
Then like Praying Mantis, eat their head post-coitus.

>>388392
use axe to chop hole in space/time continuum, beat up High Hats when they were just starting out as wizards

>>388392
>that audience
I am laughing way harder than i propably should be.

>>388406
robo-demigod sex. Roll d80+8
1-5 critical fail
6-15 avatar cast AoE spell
16-25 avatar casts spell at someone
26-30 avatar physically attacks someone
31-40 avatar buffs himself
41-50-you try to seduce Avatar but it didn't work
51-60-you try to have sex with Avatar but he struggle
61-75-you have sex with Avatar but it doesn't go well
76-80 Success!

Rolled 55 + 8 (1d80 + 8)

>>388466

Rolled 74 (1d80)

>>388466
Hope?

>>388473
>>388479
Rip.

>>388473
This is gonna get lewd.

>>388392
Prepare to duck avatar's attack. Then Dive attack.

>>388406
Oh yea, i forgot this was legit since this is bordline /d/ quest anyway.

>>388525
I saw "have sex with them?" in the post and rolled with it. :^)
Plus,
>Not wanting to fuck a being of ancient, legendary power

>>388529
Welp, except a wakfu duck in the front seat, doing its job. obviously not on tumbrl

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>>388406
>>388473
Mecha-waifu seduce Avatar and having sex with him.
Wizard: I didn't touch anything!
StP MC: Me too!
Devil: Hey don't look at me! I was making coffee all this time!
Candy: This is not my fault! I was busy controlling candy energy!
Princess: MMHhMMHhmMM!
Roxane: Well and who's fault is this then?!
Lola: I touched some botton. I didn't know it going to do that.
Leslie: Well this is definitely one of the weirdest experiences in my life.
Avatar: Oh Gods! It was 1000 since have sex in this form! Ohh yes! I am... CUMMING!
Devil: Cum containment level over 100%
Wizard: What does this mean?!
StP MC: That mean we are screwed!
Mecha-waifu now have really huge proportions and can't move well.

you shouldn't give me opportunity to draw such things http://imgur.com/a/gapIq

>>388791
Quick, while Avatar is distracted, chop off his penis and shove it in his mouth.

>>388791
StP MC, Roxane, and Lola, jump out of the mech into the hole in the Avatars chest while the others make the mech's pussy clamp down on the avatar's dick.

>>388791
Sit on the Avatar, immobilizing him more than us.

>>388837
Immbolize Avatar roll. d80+8
1-5 critical fail
6-15 avatar cast AoE spell
16-25 avatar casts spell at someone
26-30 avatar physically attacks Mecha-waifu
31-40 avatar buffs himself
41-50 Avatar hasn't finished with you
51-58 Mecha-waifu try put avatar down but he struggles
59-68 Mecha-waifu is on top of avatar.
69-76 Mecha-waifu sits on Avatar
77-80 Success!

Rolled 64 + 8 (1d80 + 8)

>>388900
I'm here to ruin everyone's lives with nat 1

>>388904
Well, you've probably given us Mecha BBW facesitting porn, so in terms of ruining my life, you failed miserably.

Rolled 56 + 8 (1d80 + 8)

>>388904
I applaud your life-ruining skills.

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>>388904
>>388837

Wizard
>I learned this trick from Bernadette
STP MC
>It Comes to my mind... I always end inside of a woman...
Devil
>Wait, we are fucking a guy, don't this makes us technically gay?
Roxanne
>No, it makes you an idiot!
Dolores
>Why don't we punch him in the balls now?
Candy
>You mean those orbs?
Leslie
>Guys is this even doing something? I think we only making him hornier!
Piñata Princess
>MMMMnnnngggh!

Avatar
>Mmmmnngh mmmph! I could be like this for weeks! NO, I must fight back!

Are we achieve something? or just making pointless lewds?! we'll see it tomorrow but I'm ok with both. Goodnight!http://imgur.com/a/KbLAd

>>389172
There is no such thing as pointless lewds

Cuminflated giant robo-girl facesitting.
I just wanted to see how thats looks in a phrase. I think we are reaching a new point since " Horse-cow transformation ass-expanding spanking"

I must go to bed now...

>>389212
>>389172
Sleep well, for tomorrow we delve deeper than ever before.

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New session will be at 15:00 UTC. And for now take a look at ex-best students of "University of Magic and Quacks".

>>390140
how is the second one even alive

>>390201
Magic

>>390140
I forgot about the shitomancer incident.
Good reminder.

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>>390140
StP MC
>This isn't working! It was a horrible idea!

Wizard
>I'm waiting for suggestions.

Roxanne
>Stop arguing already!

Devil
>"Cumflation", checked... I almost have a bingo!

Dolores
>what a waste of time...

Candy
>mmmmh! I don't think the princess can endure this much longer!

Piñata Princess
>NNNNgggh mmmmph!

Leslie
>G...guys, what it's this sticky white stuff that is filtering?

>>390239
Okay new plan, we need to forcefully eject the cum in a narrow beam, the high pressure will create a blade of semen with which we can cleave the fucker in half.

>>390239
And now for the finisher.
Turn on the ass vacuum and assimilate the Avatar through suction power.
:^)

>>390246
So we're dual wielding a orgasm powered candy axe and a pressurized semen sword. Sounds kinda cool actually.

>>390253
>pressurized semen sword
The way that Anon phrased it, we're going to obliterate a chunk of the Avatar by ejecting it all out of an orifice.
You know what would be disturbing? If the Mecha got pregnant and had a half-robot half-ancient legendary being baby.

>>390246
Okaaaaay. Roll d75+8
1-5 critical fail
6-15 avatar cast AoE spell
16-25 avatar casts spell at someone
26-30 avatar physically attacks Mecha-waifu
31-35 avatar buffs himself
36-45 Avatar wants more sex
46-55 you make a stream of sperm out of mecha's hand
56-60 you spill sperm on Avatar
61-70 you create "Semen blade"
71-75 Success!

Rolled 25 + 8 (1d75 + 8)

>>390269
>75
We're wearing him out, woo.

Rolled 5, 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 8, 8, 4, 7, 3, 8, 4, 6, 7, 8, 7, 7, 6, 2, 5, 5, 8 = 127 (25d8)

>>390269

>>390272
Whelp. That was not what I intended.

>>390270
aw

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>>390246
>>390270
Avatar become bigger and scarier!
Avatar: Enough! We are here to fight not to have sex! Win in this duel or surrender!
Wizard: We never surrender! Right?
StP MC: I don't have nothing to lose anyway.
Roxane: Of course we going to figh! But FIGHT! Not doing more disgusting stuff!
Candy: That is not disgusting. It's natural.
Princess: MMHhhMMHhmMM!
Devil: Hey guys! Somebody wants a mayonnaise? There a lot of this stuff in main block.
Dolores: Oh come one! Just let me pilot this thing!
Leslie: Eeeeww! This gooey stuff on my floor now!

>>390321
Use the old "What's that behind you!" Before slamming the axe to the back of the head neck.

>>390321
Throw the axe at its face.

>>390321
Can we shoot jizz out of our robot tits as an attack?

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it all goes straight to our thighs
and then we crush the avatar's skull like a sparrow's egg between them

>>390321
Start spinning with our ax, becoming a giant hurricane of Avatar's destruction as we slice him to bits with each pass

>>390348
we back to the d100+8

1-10 critical fail
11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
21-26 Avatar casts a AoE spell
27-32 Avatar casts a spell ay someone
33-38 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
39-45 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu
46-53 avatar debuffs someone
54-59 the drain system expells all the stuff.
60-65 the drain system redistributes equally all the stuff.
66-75 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifu's thighs but Avatar casts a spell
76-82 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifu's thighs and you try to kick avatar but he casts a spell
83-88 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifus thighs and you kick avatar
89-98 The drain system redirects the stuff to mecha-waifus thighs you try to crush avatar but he struggle
99-100 Success

Rolled 12 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>390373
I thought you didn't read spoilers. :^)

>>390375
oh honey

>>390383
I regret nothing, because your idea was shit.

>>390375
oops
what kind of powerfull spell? rolla d4 not a d3
1-ancient magic
2-war magic
3-lewd magic
4-Chaos magic

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>390386

>>390385
I mean technically it wasn't even replying to the correct post but who's counting?

>>390389
It was also in spoiler text, which the QM said he didn't read.

The QM messed up on two counts, if he actually cared about enforcing his own rules.

>>390395
It was the only get though, so he probably just wanted a suggestion and took the one that got a get. no harm no foul I say.

>>390388
roll a d10
1 Fist of the north star
2 1000 fists attacks
3 avatar cast a Nuclear explosion
4 super Lazer attack
5 Avatar summons magic sword
6 Avatar summons a warhound
7 avatar summon magic cannon
8 Avatar transform his hand into a powerful warhammer
9 avatar enters Berserker+ mode
10 avatar summons an Ak-47

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>390424

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>390424

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>>390430
>>390388
>>390375
>>390348
Avatar summons a magic sword. It will attack independently.

StP MC
>Why can we summon cool things like that?

Wizard
> We already have an axe!

Devil
>But not that cool.

Roxanne
>We should get rid of that thing quickly

Dolores
>When we gonna start to kick asses?

Candy
>hold on a bit more Princess...

Piñata Princess
>NNNNgggh mmmmph!

Leslie
>Why don't we try to get rid of the extra weight first?

>>390590
Expell the mentioned weight as a fluid cannon.

>>390590
Roll seduction on the sword.
Saving throw to not be wooed by the sword yourself.

Transform his fluids into a cum golem.

>>390590
All of the semen inside of your bot was potential children murdered for the sake of cybersex. The souls of the semen possess the liquid and drizzle out of the bot to form into a giant sexy Pyramid Head, who just wants to kill EVERYTHING. They will attack the avatar or the mech every round without fail, trying to inflict fatal wounds each time.

Pyramid head is magic immune, due to being born from the grudge of the semen of a magic god.

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>>390596
Forgot pic

>>390596
Wow! But first let's roll for magic sword. roll d6
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>390609

Rolled 9 (1d9)

>>390609
Why didn't we seduce the sword.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>390609

>>390598
>>390596
GOD DAMMIT ANON!

>>390590
Candy takes a turn powering the bot, meanwhile, princess needs to recharge candy energy, and the best way to do that is to stuff herself with candy to replenish what was used uo

>>390595
>>390596
When in doubt, make more waifus.

>>390596
Why you want Piramid Head attack US? This is stupid. Roll d100+8
1-10 critical fail
11-20 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
21-26 Avatar casts an AoE spell
27-32 Avatar casts a spell at someone
33-38 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
39-45 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu
46-53 avatar debuffs someone
54-59 cockroach now piramid head
60-65 you gave birth to small pyramid head
66-75 you gave birth to small sexy pyramid head
76-82 you gave birth to small magic immune sexy pyramid head
83-88 you gave birth to giant sexy pyramid head
89-97 you gave birth to giant sexy magic immune pyramid head
98-100 Success

Rolled 37 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>390642

Rolled 52 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>390647
Rip.

>>390596
oh and my idea was stupid
still, i'm on board. lets kick this into high gear

>>390642
Roll for debuff
1-mecha-waifu become human
2-mecha-waifu now frozen to the ground
3-mecha-waifu now smaller
4-mecha-waifu stunned for a turn
5-mecha-waifu inflated
6-bad luck debuff
7-mecha-waifu downgrade
8-inverted controls

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>390699

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>390699

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>>390596
>>390610
>>390647
Avatar: It seems you are really good at controlling this robot. So how about a little control shift?!
Avatar casts debuff at mecha. She now have inverted controls.
Wizard: What happened?!
StP MC: I think nothing changed.
Roxane: Well we never know until we try to do something.
Devil: Well let's didn't do anything then.
Candy: Maybe we will do something simple?
Princess:Mmmhmmm...
Loliita: Let's dance! That simple and fun!
Leslie: Our mecha is full of cum! Why nobody trying to do something with it?!

>>390760
Shoot a high pressure cum stream (from. umm, somewhere). A 'cum saw' if you will.

>>390760
Vaccum.

>>390760
lets have leslie in charge of cumming on the avatar, from our mecha nipples.
While having her hang upside down of course.

>>390760
>Reversed controls
Hmm. Is it just controls or also actions?
Either way, seduce the sword into joining us.

>>390776
>While having her hang upside down of course.
I don't know if this is important or just some more sillyness

>>390809
it's because of the inverted controls

>>390813
eeeemh, it doesn't work that way... you'll understand now...

>>390824
>Inb4 Critical Failure is a Critical Success now, locking us out of the best rolls no matter what

>>390824
Why do you hate the scientific method!

>>390776
we have to roll first for sword. d6
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>390837

>>390776
Leave Leslie the Nipple shoots! roll. d10+8
Wait! what the fuck!
1-9 success
10-18 Nipple cannons ready!
19-26 Avatar is blinded with white stuff
27-33 Leslie shoot at Avatar with cum but nothing really happens
34-41 Leslie drains all the cum
42-47 avatar protects himself
48-53 Avatar debuffs someone
54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu
60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone
73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell
80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
90-100 critical fail

Rolled 21 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>390872

Rolled 81 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>390872

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d10 + 8)

>>390872
what an easy roll

>>390872
Should it still be +8 with inverted controls?

>>390881
>>390885
You both rolled the wrong dice

>>390915
Roll a d10 was obviously a typo anon. Just look at the results.

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>>390881
>>390776
>>390841
Leslie
>all right! Something I am good at! Prepare yourself I won't miss!
Computer
>ATTENTION, ATTENTION, Wrong ammunition selected! changing dispenser!
Leslie
>Wait! what does that mean?!

Computer
>Changes completed

StP MC
>What did you expected!!!

Wizard
>That's actually makes sense

Devil
>Of course! "dicknipples" one more for Bingo!

Roxanne
>Can we just wreck this robot and summon another?!

Lolita
>I don't think anatomy works that way.

Candy
>And I think the princess is at her limit

Piñata Princess
>MMMMnnngh!

Leslie
>... ... ... Why do you have to ruin everything?!

Avatar
>That was a little disturbing. Or it was hot?

you already know what are in the link, don't blame me http://imgur.com/a/Lqtr4

>>391347
Free the princess from tentacles and insult the Avatar's mother(s).

>>391347
Grab the Avatar's sword by the hilt, then start hitting him with it and the axe

>>391367
roll first for sword. d6
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>391379

>>391367
Well let's try this. Roll d100+8
1-9 success
10-18 you grab magic sword and hurt Avatar a little
19-26 you just grab magic sword but Avatar evades you attack
27-33 you grab magic sword
34-41 you break magic sword
42-47 magic sword evades you attemt to grab it
48-53 Avatar debuffs someone
54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu
60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone
73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell
80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
90-100 critical fail

Rolled 55 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>391412
Nat 1.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>391412

Two can play at this 'mess with controls' shit.
Make the Avatar super laggy.

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>>391367
>>391383
>>391417
Mecha-waifu parried magic sword's attack.
Avatar: Not bad. But you are open now!
Avatar punches Mecha-waifu in her face!
Wizard: Why always face?!
StP MC: This guy is a jerk!

penis-nipples right here http://imgur.com/a/PVetA

>>391520
Give the Avatar terrible lag.

>>391520
STP MC & Lola: use helicopter building skills and wooden ship knowledge to repair robot

Wizard & Roxanne: Transfrom Lil Devil into a Piñata Princess, give actual princess a break

Remaining Party members: Try to find weak point on Avatar

>>391537
first. sword roll
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>391556

>>391537
what are they trying to repair?

>>391581
either cum inflation if that counts as damage, or neck, since I doubt the can change inverted controls

>>391581
Cumflation and dicknipples probably

>>391537
Fix roll d20+1
1-critical fail
2-4 Avatar casts a spell at StP and Lola
5-8 Avatar casts a spell at one of them
9-12 they can't repair mecha-waifu
13-16 they fix the drain problem
17-19 ...and the neck damage
20 success

Make me a princess roll d21+7
1- critical fail
2-8 Devil refuse to get turned into a princess
9-12 Devil counters and turns wizard into the princess
13-16 Both get turned into princesses
17-19 Devil is turned into a princess but refuses to replace Piñata princess
20-21 success

Seaching for weak points roll d22
1-Success
2-4 You find a weak point
5-8 You don't see any weak point
9-12 Avatar physically attacks Robowaifu
13-16 Avatar casts a spell at someone
17-19 Avatar casts a powerful spell
20-21 Avatar Attacks Mecha-waifu
22- Critical fail

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>391649

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d21 + 7)

>>391649

Rolled 1 (1d22)

>>391649

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>>391659
>>391655
>>391652
>>391563
>>391537
StP Mc
>Ok I'm opening the trapdoor. In the name of everything sacred, grab that rope tightly!


Wizard
>Hey! the princess need some break, why don't you replace her for a while?

Devil
>Don't even think about that...

Roxanne
>C'mon, do it for the team.

Candy
>Ok, I'm searching for weak points. give a second!

That's all for today. See you tomorrow. Goodnight!

>>391847
Great day, we're getting close.

>>391847

I thought that a 9 meant that wizard is the one who gets turned into a princess.

>>391995
Chances are, it'll happen tomorrow in the opener.

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New session will be at 15:00 UTC. I am too lazy to draw something good so here shitty wizard picture.

>>392871
Its all good.

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>>391847
StP MC
>Ok, it's coming out
Lola
> Where this trapdoor goes?
StP Mc
>try to guess.

Wizard
>You gonna help us! you have no choice!
Devil
> I have an U tube
Wizard
>aaagh!
Roxanne
>well, This also works, I guess
Wizard
>No way! let me fix it!
Roxanne
>I thought you loved all this perverted things?!
Wizard
No when it happens to me!

Candy
>Of course! those are the weak points! It was to obvious! I feel like an idiot now!

creampieless version with more creampie http://imgur.com/a/uQ9r3

>>392957
Make the switch with CP and Wizard, and have the robot eat the Avatar's beard.

>>392958
roll first for sword. d6
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>392962

>>392958
Roxane: Easy now, brother. Just change places with Princess and everything will be fine.
Wizard: NO! You can't do this to me!
Devil: This's not so bad. I am sure you like it.
Wizard: No I am not! Shut up!

roll for switching Wizard with Princess.d12+2
1-critical fail
2-4-wizard runs away
5-6-wizard keeps struggling
7-10-it doesn't work with fake Princess
11-12-success

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>392969

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>392969

>>392971
Crap, I should've waited.

Okay, plan B: we clone the princess.

>>392958
While Roxane and Wizard are busy roll d100+1
1-9 success
10-18 you eat almost all his beard
19-26 you eat half of his beard
27-33 you bite his beard
34-41 you bite Avatar's beard but he desn't let you eat it
42-47 Avatar evades your try to bite his beard
48-53 Avatar debuffs someone
54-59 Avatar debuffs mecha-waifu
60-65 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
66-72 Avatar casts a spell at someone
73-79 Avatar casts a AoE spell
80-90 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
90-100 critical fail

Rolled 42 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>392977

Rolled 60 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>392977
Wewlad?

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>>392958
>>392964
>>392970
>>392980
Sword attacks again! Mecha arm getting more damage and can break next time.
Roxane and Devil put Wizard into chamber with Princess.
Wizard: Oh no!
Tentacles AI: New PINATA PRINCESS founded. Scanning for CANDY ENERGY. CANDY ENERGY not founded. Keep sucking CANDY ENERGY from original PINATA PRINCESS.
Princess: MMHhmmhMMMMMM!!!
Wizard: Oh thank you Gods! I am still a virgin!
Devil: And you proud of this?
Wizard: Shut up!
Roxane: And where we can find more candy energy?
In the meantime Mecha-waifu tried to eat Avatar's beard but not succeeded. Avatar evaded Mecha-waifu bite.
Avatar: What the hell are you trying to do?!
StP MC: Shit! He is fast!
Lola: We need try something else!
Candy: We need to destroy four gems on his body!
Leslie: Sure. Break small thing on body of the giant. Good plan.

>>393027
Super shield on Mecha waifu.
Clone the princess.
Cast hair-eating moths at avatar.

>>393027

Unleash the homing beams on the avatar's weak points

>>393027
Pray to dice gods for that dice sword, which you fuse with your candy axe into a sword-axe hybrid.

>>393027
Assimilate the sword.

>>393027
Mecha-Waifu takes matters into her own hands and inserts big black dick-plugs into all the anuses currently inside the cockpit.

>>393027
Seduce the fucking sword already.
If we succeed and it broke our arm, equip it as our new arm.

>>393030
No, wait, reroll this

>>393036
Why?
Literally why?

>>393040
For an alternative sore of power, for one.

Also, because I'm a huge fucking fag.

>>393044
Can't wait for Trump having you gassed.

>>393047
Who do you think I'm voting for? I make my best money during the RNC.

>>393036
sword attack d6
1-the sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>393055

>>393058
phew

>>393036
what is this?! Mecha waifu malfunction roll. d30
1-success
2-3 Mecha-waifu makes no prisoner
4-6 The party members in the cockpit are doomed
7-10 Some party members in the cockpit are affected
11-12 only one is affected
13-20 everybody stand up at time
21-28 Mecha Waifu starts making weird things but nothing happens
29-30 Critical fail

Rolled 1 (1d30)

>>393063

Rolled 21 (1d30)

>>393063
Woe

>>393067
You are the chosen one.

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>>393067

>>393122
Calm down there, Nap.

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>>393067

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>>393067
>>393058
>>393036
Computer
> Candy energy insufficient. Searching new sources of extra energy

Lola
>What does that mean?
Wizard
>We really need extra energy? Mecha-waifu was doing fine at her own.

Computer
>Error! Error!

Lola
>Que caraj...!!!
StP MC
>Asimov, save us!
Candy
>Nnnngh! So deep!
Piñata Princess
>GGGGnnnaahhh!
Leslie
>Yikes!
Roxanne
>Wha...!
Wizard
>I thought I was safe!!!
Devil
>I'm gonna wreck this piece of junk!!!

>>393366
Now woo the sword.

>>393366
"Beginning piston vibration protocol"

With all of this new energy Mecha-Waifu found, she is ready to attack the Avatar's mustashe! GO, GO, MECHA-WAIFU!!!

>>393366
Woo the motherfucking sword.

>>393366
Devil: Press the self destruct button as hard as you can.

>>393366
Now this>>393033

RESET THE SYSTEM! RESET THE FUCKING SYSTEM!

>>393396
keep rolling for sword attack d6
1-sword attacks you
2-you parry the sword
3-you evade the sword
4-6-sword does nothing

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>393410

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>393410
And there goes our arm.

>>393396
welp everybody got buttfucked. Roll d100+8
1-12 success
13-21 Mecha tears down Avatar's mustache
22-29 Mecha punches Avatar in his stupid mustache
30-36 Mecha punche Avatar and it hurts him a little
37-44 Mecha punches Avatar but it did nothing to him
45-50 Everybody escapes from black dildos
51-56 Everybody escapes from Mecha
57-63 Devil in rage destroys everything
64-69 Avatar physically attacks mecha-waifu
70-76 Avatar casts a spell at someone
77-83 Avatar casts an AoE spell
84-94 Avatar casts a powerful spell at mecha-waifu
95-100 critical fail

Rolled 95 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>393460

>>393460
>>393468
What kind of a sick twisted joke is this?

Rolled 50 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>393460

>>393366
what the fuck does caraj mean? did you misspell it? Its not even on the urban dictionary

>>393479
>Que caraj
I think he meant
>Que carajo
meaning
>What the fuck

>>393479
Short for carajo, ya dingus

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>>393468
Is this a joke?

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>>393468
Welp, I'm not rolling anymore tonight.

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>>393468

Here's to the team being literally buttfucked to death.

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>>393468
I got to admit, I'm kind of impressed.

Disappointed as all get out, but still, impressed.

Where's the goodbadartist?

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>>393468
Suddenly Avatar grabs Mecha-wafu from behind.
Avatar: I am tired of waiting! It's time to finish this duel!
Wizard: I don't want to die with penis inside of me!
StP MC: I never asked for this!
Avatar cast an explosion and Mecha blew up from inside. After some time our heroes wake up on the ground only to find out that Mecha is destroyed.
Wizard: You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

despair but also an erection http://imgur.com/a/0tRuu

>>393838
Wizard Bro, turn Avatar into a Pixie.

>>393838
"So which high hat gets the credit for that?"

>>393838
>You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
I approve of this reference.

>>393838
STP MC: feel very guilty that everyone is about to die apologize for getting them involved in your quest

>>393858
How is stp mc responsible for the high hats following the magic siblings?

>>393846

You lost an important advantage, but don't give up!
roll a d100+5
1-10 critical fail
11-25 Avatar casts a powerful spell at wizard
26-32 Avatar casts a AoE spell
33-39 Avatar casts a spell ay someone
40-46 Avatar physically attacks Wizard
47-52 Avatar debuffs Wizard
53-60 avatar debuffs someone
61-67 Avatar reflects wizard spell
68-75 Avatar protects himself
76-82 Avatar grows Pixie wings
83-89 Wizard turns avatar into a giant Pixie
90-95 Wizard makes avatar a bit smaller
96-99 Wizard turns avatar into a bit smaller Pixie
100 Success

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>393921

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>393921
Nat 1 time

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>393921

>>393936
Good job keep it up
>>393935
You as well
>>393938
fuck you be quicker

>>393935
roll for spell type
1-ancient magic
2-war magic
3-lewd magic
4-Chaos magic

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>393947

>>393948
Ye baby

>>393948
wew. Magical realm roll. d10

1 Wizard turns into a bimbo
2 Wizard turns into a Loli
3 Avatar summons tentacle monster
4 Wizard turns into futa monstergirl
5 Wizards turns into a bimbo trap
6 Wizards turns into a thicc milf
7 Dick expansion
8 Wizard is conected to a milking machine
9 Wizard is now a pet slave
10 Wizard turns into a BBW

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>394021

>>393942
but now we are a bimbo trap:P
was that fast enguh for you?

>>393942
Thank you, I am proud of my rolling skills

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>>393846
>>393935
>>393948
>>394026
Wizard
>How you dare to destroy Mecha-waifu?! Now be prepared to be turned into a pixie

Avatar
>HA! I'm always prepared you little bitch! and talking about little bitches let me help you with a new body

POOF!

Well, cliffhangers are not what they used to be. That's all for today. See you tomorrow!

>>394296
See ya tomorrow.

>>394296
"Well damn, we know which high hat's magic that is. Guess we finally know who's carrying that team."