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Deep Sea Submarine Adventure, (...) 07/31/16(Sun)01:45:23 No.429833

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Deep Sea Submarine Adventure, part 6 Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)01:45:23 No.429833 Archived

Oh shit nigger, you're a submarine captain. But in the last episode you lost both your sub and your crew. But luckily, you were brough to the secret undersea lair of your cult leader uncle and he gave you a new sub along with a crew of orcs. Now all you gotta do is head to the dock to meet them.
What do you do?

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)01:47:34 No.429838

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)01:47:34 No.429838

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>429833
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)01:48:12 No.429839

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)01:48:12 No.429839

>>429838
and here we go

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)01:49:11 No.429841

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)01:49:11 No.429841

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>>429838
And so you did

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)01:51:09 No.429843

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)01:51:09 No.429843

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>429841
Pray for Harambe

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)01:51:27 No.429845

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)01:51:27 No.429845

>>429841
Go find old crew and sub and combine both new and old subs

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0)
07/31/16(Sun)01:52:20 No.429850

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0) 07/31/16(Sun)01:52:20 No.429850

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>429841

Let us head to the dock at the same time punching on our face.

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)01:52:39 No.429851

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)01:52:39 No.429851

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>429845
>>429841

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)01:53:02 No.429853

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)01:53:02 No.429853

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>>429843

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)01:54:34 No.429857

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)01:54:34 No.429857

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>429853
check your to do list

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)01:55:17 No.429861

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)01:55:17 No.429861

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>429853
>>429845

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)01:57:01 No.429865

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)01:57:01 No.429865

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>>429857

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)01:59:24 No.429872

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)01:59:24 No.429872

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>429865
Add commit genocide to the list
~~if it's not already on there~~

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:01:04 No.429876

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:01:04 No.429876

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>>429872
It's on the other side

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:03:24 No.429887

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:03:24 No.429887

>>429876
eat a taco.

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0)
07/31/16(Sun)02:03:56 No.429890

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0) 07/31/16(Sun)02:03:56 No.429890

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>429876

Add getting a new sweet power armor with drills.

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:04:34 No.429892

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:04:34 No.429892

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>429876
ask if new crew has women

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:04:36 No.429893

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:04:36 No.429893

>>429887
sorry I'm new and stupid. how do I roll here?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:05:24 No.429894

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:05:24 No.429894

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>429893
dice+1d10 in the options

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:06:26 No.429898

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:06:26 No.429898

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>429894
thanks friend

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:07:54 No.429903

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:07:54 No.429903

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>>429892
"No, chosen one"

"We're merely orcs"

"Orc dudes"

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV)
07/31/16(Sun)02:09:01 No.429908

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV) 07/31/16(Sun)02:09:01 No.429908

Oh shit nigger. I haven't partaken in one of these threads since the Metal Wizard. I took a hiatus of 4chan and I thought you ditched this place. Only now I thought of checking out the "new" boards. Well glad to be able to partake in these festivities again.

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:09:26 No.429913

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:09:26 No.429913

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>429903
Aquire female orcs

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV)
07/31/16(Sun)02:10:17 No.429918

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV) 07/31/16(Sun)02:10:17 No.429918

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>429903
" So why are we standing around instead of raping and pillaging? "

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:12:21 No.429927

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:12:21 No.429927

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>>429913
Yes, time to find some female orcs

Roll 1d100 to find female orcs. Fist number decides if your post gets picked, second is the result

1-95: failure
96-100: success

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)02:13:02 No.429931

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)02:13:02 No.429931

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>429927
MUH WAIFU

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:13:29 No.429934

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:13:29 No.429934

Rolled 60, 56 = 116 (2d100)

>>429927
TIME TO FIND BOOTY, IT'S ON YOUR LIST

nigga, don't you mean 2d100?

Anonymous (ID: wzZwUoeW)
07/31/16(Sun)02:15:15 No.429938

Anonymous (ID: wzZwUoeW) 07/31/16(Sun)02:15:15 No.429938

>>429931

Looks like we just solve this the navy way. One of the boys is going to have to wear a dress.
Don't ask. Don't tell

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:15:46 No.429942

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:15:46 No.429942

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>>429934
No, it's because no matter what, second number will be zero

No green skinned waifus 4 u

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:17:18 No.429951

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:17:18 No.429951

>>429942
search for a taco vendor. genocide can wait.

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:18:01 No.429956

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:18:01 No.429956

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>429942
time to search for "booty"

quest priority

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:19:46 No.429967

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:19:46 No.429967

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>>429956
And so it is put inside your "important quests" tab

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:21:43 No.429976

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:21:43 No.429976

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>429967
check out your new sub

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)02:22:06 No.429980

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)02:22:06 No.429980

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>429967
What about the old crew?
They'd still be useful.
~~Unless they suddenly became our rivals~~

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:27:57 No.429998

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:27:57 No.429998

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>>429980
MEANWHILE, BACK AT YOUR OLD SUB

"Alright guys, that was great, good job all around."

"Yeah, our raid on the pirate-themed tourist cruise sub was a huge success"

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:29:08 No.430006

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:29:08 No.430006

>>429998
your new sub is shaped like a sandwich

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:29:40 No.430009

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:29:40 No.430009

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>429998
your new crew must also acquire costumes

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)02:29:47 No.430010

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)02:29:47 No.430010

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>429998
Give them a call and see if they want to join you again

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:30:17 No.430014

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:30:17 No.430014

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>429998
Those assholes

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0)
07/31/16(Sun)02:31:35 No.430022

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0) 07/31/16(Sun)02:31:35 No.430022

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>429998

Our new sub is shaped like Millennium Falcon.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:33:42 No.430031

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>>430010
Calling...

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:34:15 No.430033

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:34:15 No.430033

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430031
btw

Your new Sub is entirely made out of weapons

because reasons

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV)
07/31/16(Sun)02:35:53 No.430042

Anonymous (ID: djMdkmkV) 07/31/16(Sun)02:35:53 No.430042

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430031
" This is the automated massage to inform everyone calling how happy we are without our old boss. He's an asshole " " Yes, hello? "

Anonymous (ID: ZzAHLhDL)
07/31/16(Sun)02:35:53 No.430043

Anonymous (ID: ZzAHLhDL) 07/31/16(Sun)02:35:53 No.430043

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>430031
They accidentally butt answer the phone and you eavesdrop on their conversation

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:36:09 No.430044

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:36:09 No.430044

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430031
your least favorite crew member answers

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:36:29 No.430045

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:36:29 No.430045

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>430031
Moshi moshi

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:38:41 No.430051

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:38:41 No.430051

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>>430043
"Hey, you guys miss the old captain?"

"Oh you mean that asshole who ran away?"

"Yeah that jerkwad who abandoned his own crew"

"He's a dickhead"

"Total fucker"

"Huge douchebag"

"Still owes me money"

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:40:13 No.430052

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:40:13 No.430052

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430051
You guys left me to die you assholes

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:40:21 No.430053

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:40:21 No.430053

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430051
check new sub

fuck those nigs

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:40:54 No.430057

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:40:54 No.430057

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>430051
"b-but he's super handsome, right?"

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)02:42:41 No.430059

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)02:42:41 No.430059

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430051
Masturbate to the conversation

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:43:41 No.430061

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)02:43:41 No.430061

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>>430057
"The fuck you talking about"

"I mean...he's...not...bad looking, I guess"

"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"s-shut up"

"Yeah man, that's pretty gay"

"Whaaat, I just think he has a very handsome and attractive face with a manly jaw. No homo"

"That was pretty homo"

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)02:43:49 No.430062

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)02:43:49 No.430062

>>430059
>A fucking 10
Bow down to me, the dice god's chosen one.

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:45:21 No.430066

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:45:21 No.430066

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430061
Go on the most awesome adventure to make them jealous

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0)
07/31/16(Sun)02:47:02 No.430070

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0) 07/31/16(Sun)02:47:02 No.430070

>>430059

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:50:03 No.430077

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>>430066
Right, so let's head to where your new sub is waiting. A cruise-sub, meant for tourism. That's what you asked your uncle for in the last episode.

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)02:50:46 No.430079

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)02:50:46 No.430079

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430077
check out the captain's quarters

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:51:20 No.430081

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:51:20 No.430081

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430077
Paint it awesome colors

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)02:52:37 No.430086

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)02:52:37 No.430086

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>430077
spray your name on the sub
>>430070
I thought it's customary to not post pics in quests threads

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)02:53:05 No.430087

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)02:53:05 No.430087

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430077
Paint a dick on it and laugh until the sun goes down

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:55:24 No.430092

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>>430086
aND SO YOU DID

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)02:56:30 No.430096

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)02:56:30 No.430096

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430092
Adventure

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)02:57:19 No.430097

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)02:57:19 No.430097

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430092
Use crafting skill to make the ship dope as fuck

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)02:59:45 No.430101

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>>430096
"Aye, captain. Where to?"

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)03:00:22 No.430103

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)03:00:22 No.430103

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>430101
where you can find "booty"

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
07/31/16(Sun)03:01:00 No.430106

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 07/31/16(Sun)03:01:00 No.430106

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430101
To sunken pirate treasure island

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:02:13 No.430107

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:02:13 No.430107

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430101
AdventureLand

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0)
07/31/16(Sun)03:04:46 No.430112

Anonymous (ID: Fj8URGN0) 07/31/16(Sun)03:04:46 No.430112

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430086

I thought it was fine posting reaction... Deleted image.

>>430101

To sunken pirate treasure island with BOOTY.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:05:50 No.430114

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>>430106
"Very well captain, here is the map"

"On our way there we'll have to pass through treacherous ravines, sea monsters and a giant robot"

>>430112
It is fine mah nigga, no worries.

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)03:06:49 No.430117

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)03:06:49 No.430117

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430114
Yolo

lets go

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:07:02 No.430120

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:07:02 No.430120

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430114
Why dont we go all the way around and avoid all that?

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)03:07:26 No.430121

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)03:07:26 No.430121

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430114
go befriend the giant octopus

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:09:52 No.430125

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>>430120
"Fuck you faggot, I'm building a railroad here and you're gonna ride on it" said OP

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:11:09 No.430128

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:11:09 No.430128

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>430125
What if we just steal the giant mech and shoot our way through?

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:11:12 No.430129

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:11:12 No.430129

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430125
Quicky everyone! Destroy the railroad ahead of us fellow anons!

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)03:12:21 No.430131

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)03:12:21 No.430131

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430125
okay now go befriend octobro

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:14:46 No.430136

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:14:46 No.430136

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>>430129
You fired torpedoes and blew up OP's railroald

"Nooooooooooo, my videogame-like progressioooooonnnn"

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:15:19 No.430138

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:15:19 No.430138

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>430136
Steal the mech while OP tries to fix the railroad.

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)03:16:10 No.430141

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)03:16:10 No.430141

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430136
you spot something moving underneath the rubble

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:21:05 No.430155

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:21:05 No.430155

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>>430138
Roll 2d100 to attempt to capture mech

1-59: great failure
60-89: failure
90-100: success

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)03:22:15 No.430160

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)03:22:15 No.430160

Rolled 85, 100 = 185 (2d100)

>>430155
k

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:24:11 No.430166

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:24:11 No.430166

>>430160
Oh shit, it's the chosen one

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:27:10 No.430171

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:27:10 No.430171

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>>430160
YOu got: a mech. Your sub is now housed inside it

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:28:54 No.430173

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:28:54 No.430173

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430171
Use this mech to defeat a wai- I mean Kaiju.

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)03:29:40 No.430175

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)03:29:40 No.430175

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430171
Upgrade the mech with swag

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
07/31/16(Sun)03:29:50 No.430176

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 07/31/16(Sun)03:29:50 No.430176

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430171
make the mech pose

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)03:29:59 No.430178

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)03:29:59 No.430178

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430171
Hey, nothing can possibly go wrong now right?

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:30:55 No.430180

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:30:55 No.430180

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430171
What does the mech have?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:32:32 No.430182

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:32:32 No.430182

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>>430176
ktonk

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)03:33:38 No.430186

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)03:33:38 No.430186

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430182
fight a random innocent kaiju

he has a family of 3

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:33:59 No.430190

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:33:59 No.430190

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430182
Now go battle an ancient horror for loot

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:38:23 No.430198

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:38:23 No.430198

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>>430186
Ah yes, an innocent family kaiju that works hard every day from 9 to 5. He has a wife and kid, whom he dearly loves.

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm)
07/31/16(Sun)03:39:13 No.430202

Anonymous (ID: ywZDLVdm) 07/31/16(Sun)03:39:13 No.430202

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430198
DEUS VULT

KILL KAIJU DAD

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:40:02 No.430203

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:40:02 No.430203

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430198
2 CHOICES, GIVE US THE KID OR DEATH

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:42:08 No.430205

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:42:08 No.430205

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>>430203
"WHAT?! No! Get outta my home!"

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7)
07/31/16(Sun)03:42:14 No.430206

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7) 07/31/16(Sun)03:42:14 No.430206

>>430198
They both eat the kid

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:45:26 No.430215

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:45:26 No.430215

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430205
Final chance!*Flashing guns menacingly.

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:46:12 No.430218

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:46:12 No.430218

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430205
Option 1
Kill them all
Option 2
Kill them all
Option 3
Kill them all

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:47:06 No.430223

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:47:06 No.430223

>>430218
>E.Y.E

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)03:49:05 No.430230

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)03:49:05 No.430230

>>430223
What, are you a Jian or something?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)03:55:15 No.430242

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)03:55:15 No.430242

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>>430218
"ASSHOLE!"

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)03:56:31 No.430246

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)03:56:31 No.430246

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430242
Recruit Kaiju

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)03:57:18 No.430249

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)03:57:18 No.430249

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430242
Pick option 4, purge the father and enslave the others.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:00:15 No.430258

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:00:15 No.430258

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>>430249
And now, you fight Kaiju Dad

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:01:44 No.430262

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:01:44 No.430262

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430258
He tears mech apart like wet carboard

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:02:26 No.430264

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:02:26 No.430264

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430258
Use our mega combo

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)04:02:42 No.430265

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)04:02:42 No.430265

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>430258
Shoot that dumbass who doesn't have guns.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:07:37 No.430279

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:07:37 No.430279

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>>430265
roll 2d100

1-59: great failure
60-89: failure
90-100: success

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:08:11 No.430280

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:08:11 No.430280

Rolled 79, 100 = 179 (2d100)

>>430279
>>430262

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:09:12 No.430283

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:09:12 No.430283

>>430280
fug I wanted a shitty roll not a 100

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)04:09:21 No.430285

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)04:09:21 No.430285

>>430279
>>430280
THE CHOSEN ONES ARE WITH US TODAY'

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:09:33 No.430286

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:09:33 No.430286

>>430280
Two 100s in a row, the fucking odds for this.

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)04:10:03 No.430288

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)04:10:03 No.430288

>>430283
Shut it Kaiju apologist.
We're purging today.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:13:35 No.430295

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:13:35 No.430295

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>>430280
"DIRECT HIT, CAPTAIN!"

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:14:15 No.430297

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:14:15 No.430297

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430295
It is completely unharmed

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)04:14:36 No.430299

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)04:14:36 No.430299

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430295
Continue firing

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:14:36 No.430300

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:14:36 No.430300

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430295
With that taken care of proceed to put the kaiju child into your cargo hold and leave.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:18:07 No.430309

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:18:07 No.430309

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>>430299

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:18:57 No.430311

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:18:57 No.430311

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430309
The child begs you to stop hurting its father

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:19:22 No.430312

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:19:22 No.430312

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430309
KEEP FIRING

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7)
07/31/16(Sun)04:19:26 No.430313

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7) 07/31/16(Sun)04:19:26 No.430313

>>430309
Kill him an then eat it

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)04:20:17 No.430316

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)04:20:17 No.430316

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430309
ULTIMATE ATTACK

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:22:25 No.430323

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:22:25 No.430323

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>>430311
"Please mister giant murderous robot, stop hurting papa"

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)04:23:28 No.430325

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)04:23:28 No.430325

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430323
~~Kill~~
~~Them~~
~~All~~

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:23:33 No.430326

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:23:33 No.430326

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>430323
Well little boy, for me to stop just step on into my cargo hold and say goodbye to your momma.

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)04:23:40 No.430327

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)04:23:40 No.430327

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430323
Kick the child

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7)
07/31/16(Sun)04:23:55 No.430328

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7) 07/31/16(Sun)04:23:55 No.430328

>>430323
The kid gets angry cuz the mech keeps firing him,then the kid transforms into a masive monster of anger

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:23:56 No.430329

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:23:56 No.430329

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430323
kill the kid without mercy

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:28:18 No.430333

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:28:18 No.430333

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>>430325

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:29:56 No.430335

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:29:56 No.430335

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430333
Use the kaiju parts to upgrade your mech, also grow a villainous mustache.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:33:45 No.430341

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:33:45 No.430341

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>>430335

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)04:35:18 No.430343

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)04:35:18 No.430343

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430341
The mech grows a mustache too

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:37:20 No.430347

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:37:20 No.430347

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>>430343

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
07/31/16(Sun)04:38:08 No.430349

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 07/31/16(Sun)04:38:08 No.430349

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430347
So does your crew also.

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7)
07/31/16(Sun)04:42:20 No.430360

Anonymous (ID: T4+PX/l7) 07/31/16(Sun)04:42:20 No.430360

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>430347
Then the dead bodies of the monsters combine and make a mecha monster

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:43:26 No.430361

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:43:26 No.430361

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>>430349

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)04:44:32 No.430364

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)04:44:32 No.430364

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430361
Your old crew also grows ~~better~~ mustaches.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:48:55 No.430371

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:48:55 No.430371

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>>430364

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)04:51:27 No.430375

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)04:51:27 No.430375

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430371
OH NO

THE KAIJU BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:54:47 No.430382

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:54:47 No.430382

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>>430375
Oh fuck, Kaiju Granpa

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)04:55:28 No.430384

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)04:55:28 No.430384

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430382
He is actually a pretty cool guy

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)04:56:01 No.430387

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)04:56:01 No.430387

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430382
He was Godzilla's brightest student in Kaiju-fu

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)04:56:09 No.430388

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)04:56:09 No.430388

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430382
Grandpa roasts us with his fire breath

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)04:57:56 No.430390

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)04:57:56 No.430390

>>430388
but we are in deep sea?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)04:59:39 No.430395

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)04:59:39 No.430395

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>>430388
Luckily, you're underwater, so it doesn't hurt too much. But you still sustained heavy damage.

>>430390
Kaiju magic

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
07/31/16(Sun)05:00:33 No.430399

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 07/31/16(Sun)05:00:33 No.430399

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430395
Set the guns to fuller auto.

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)05:01:42 No.430406

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)05:01:42 No.430406

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430395
Your ultimate has charged

"Nerf this!"

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:05:45 No.430416

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:05:45 No.430416

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>>430406
"Well okay"

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)05:08:46 No.430430

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)05:08:46 No.430430

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430416
what supposed to be your overpowered attack now hurts your mech

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:11:51 No.430441

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:11:51 No.430441

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>>430430
Oh fuck, your guns exploded

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg)
07/31/16(Sun)05:14:57 No.430450

Anonymous (ID: 6N9kocrg) 07/31/16(Sun)05:14:57 No.430450

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430441
Grandpa suplexes us

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:17:35 No.430457

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:17:35 No.430457

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>>430450

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:21:27 No.430466

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:21:27 No.430466

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>430457
apologise and recruit, blame your crew for the killings

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:25:06 No.430475

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:25:06 No.430475

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>>430466
"Bah! You'll have to pay, in blood! You killed my son and my grandson! Therefore 2 of you must become sacrifices if you want to apologize"

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:26:16 No.430480

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:26:16 No.430480

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430475
ask if you can Sacrifice your old crew

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:28:18 No.430485

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:28:18 No.430485

>>430480
Who?

Anonymous (ID: E+4rhFGH)
07/31/16(Sun)05:33:40 No.430499

Anonymous (ID: E+4rhFGH) 07/31/16(Sun)05:33:40 No.430499

>>430485
Call your old crew

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:34:13 No.430501

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:34:13 No.430501

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>>430485
Fuck, forgot pic

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:34:57 No.430504

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:34:57 No.430504

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>430485
>>430501
pick two random orcs and send them out to to the kaiju
then recruit him

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:37:19 No.430507

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:37:19 No.430507

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>>430504
And so two orcs were eaten. YOu now only ahve 3 orcs left.

Roll 2d100 to recruit the kaiju

1-99: failure
100: success

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:38:33 No.430512

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:38:33 No.430512

Rolled 98, 43 = 141 (2d100)

>>430507
flirt with him that should do the trick

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:40:49 No.430515

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:40:49 No.430515

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>>430512
YOu tried to flirt with him. Sickened by your homo ways, the kaiju smacked you into a nearby rock and left

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:42:53 No.430518

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:42:53 No.430518

>>430515
off to adventure

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)05:43:10 No.430520

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)05:43:10 No.430520

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>430515
Fuse with the rock

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)05:44:03 No.430524

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)05:44:03 No.430524

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430518
>>430515

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:46:41 No.430535

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:46:41 No.430535

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>>430520
You fused with the rock

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)05:48:24 No.430541

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)05:48:24 No.430541

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430535
now for the next adventure

passing through a nest of shitty edgy music singing sirens

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)05:53:34 No.430552

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)05:53:34 No.430552

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>>430541
"CRAAAWWWWLIIING IN MY SKIIIIIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY DO NOT HEEEAAALLLLL"

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)05:56:45 No.430556

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)05:56:45 No.430556

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>430552
get depressed

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)06:00:31 No.430559

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)06:00:31 No.430559

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>>430556
You get depressed, thinking about all the terrible things that has happened to you. Lost your sub, your crew, lost 2 of your new crew, got rekt by a sea king, got smacked around by kaiju, your thread suddenly slowed down to a crawl,...

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)06:03:37 No.430565

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)06:03:37 No.430565

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430559
Consider suicide, start writing up a list of pros and cons for it

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)06:04:50 No.430566

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)06:04:50 No.430566

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>>430565
Now, lessee

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)06:07:32 No.430570

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)06:07:32 No.430570

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>430566
counter sirens with elevator music

Anonymous (ID: q+wopMq7)
07/31/16(Sun)06:07:31 No.430571

Anonymous (ID: q+wopMq7) 07/31/16(Sun)06:07:31 No.430571

>>430566
72 virgins

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK)
07/31/16(Sun)06:07:56 No.430573

Anonymous (ID: GCO+8vyK) 07/31/16(Sun)06:07:56 No.430573

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>430566
Pros: you will get to meet your waifu for real, will no longer have to put up with your useless crew
Cons: the adventure will end, extremely painful

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)06:11:08 No.430577

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)06:11:08 No.430577

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>>430570
Roll 2d100 to see if your elevator music works

1-49: huge failure
50-79: failure
80-100: success

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n)
07/31/16(Sun)06:16:02 No.430583

Anonymous (ID: 6i07rb7n) 07/31/16(Sun)06:16:02 No.430583

Rolled 11, 7 = 18 (2d100)

>>430577
slow day today?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
07/31/16(Sun)06:21:56 No.430588

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 07/31/16(Sun)06:21:56 No.430588

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>>430583
Yep, it's so slow that your elevator music actually enraged the edgy sirens and they attacked you with a sonic attack. Your mech and crew are rattled and stunned. In fact, you're so stunned that the thread will now be put on hold because it's wayyyy too slow now anyway.

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
07/31/16(Sun)18:12:00 No.432270

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 07/31/16(Sun)18:12:00 No.432270

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>430588
Revive thread

Anonymous (ID: 7xS3LzNG)
07/31/16(Sun)18:16:43 No.432288

Anonymous (ID: 7xS3LzNG) 07/31/16(Sun)18:16:43 No.432288

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>430588
>>432270

Anonymous (ID: 4A0lvXrU)
07/31/16(Sun)18:57:43 No.432442

Anonymous (ID: 4A0lvXrU) 07/31/16(Sun)18:57:43 No.432442

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Try to give the Sirens epileptic seizures with Dethklok music videos.

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)01:04:54 No.433458

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)01:04:54 No.433458

>>432288
RIP in pieces

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt)
08/01/16(Mon)01:17:36 No.433469

Anonymous (ID: ZAS8zHGt) 08/01/16(Mon)01:17:36 No.433469

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>430588
Cast phoenix down to revive thread

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)01:36:01 No.433493

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)01:36:01 No.433493

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Can thread be relly be revived? How many people are in here right now?

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/01/16(Mon)01:44:18 No.433509

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/01/16(Mon)01:44:18 No.433509

>>433493
Probably not enough but I'll be here.
~~In my dreams~~

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)01:47:34 No.433512

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)01:47:34 No.433512

>>433509
>dreams
for what porpoise

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/01/16(Mon)01:51:20 No.433515

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/01/16(Mon)01:51:20 No.433515

>>433512
~~Got stuff to do early in the morning~~
Godspeed anyway NaP

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)01:54:47 No.433520

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)01:54:47 No.433520

>>433515
Well it's not like there's enough people in here anyway right now, and I still need to eat lunch.

Update tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: BFEXkEdq)
08/01/16(Mon)03:32:17 No.433658

Anonymous (ID: BFEXkEdq) 08/01/16(Mon)03:32:17 No.433658

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>433520
It's tomorrow now

Anonymous (ID: kAT3VKAN)
08/01/16(Mon)04:31:19 No.433681

Anonymous (ID: kAT3VKAN) 08/01/16(Mon)04:31:19 No.433681

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Bumpity

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)05:38:11 No.433775

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)05:38:11 No.433775

>>433658
That doesn't count

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg)
08/01/16(Mon)05:40:03 No.433779

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg) 08/01/16(Mon)05:40:03 No.433779

>>433775
Nuh uh, it does

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)05:40:53 No.433783

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)05:40:53 No.433783

>>433779
It doesn't

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg)
08/01/16(Mon)05:43:15 No.433788

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg) 08/01/16(Mon)05:43:15 No.433788

>>433783
Come on man

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)05:49:48 No.433800

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)05:49:48 No.433800

>>433788
It's mostly because I'm physically incapable of doing it right now.

I dont have access to my drawing tablet right now

Anonymous (ID: B6eJROee)
08/01/16(Mon)05:58:42 No.433817

Anonymous (ID: B6eJROee) 08/01/16(Mon)05:58:42 No.433817

>>433800
Please draw with your penis instead

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg)
08/01/16(Mon)06:03:54 No.433820

Anonymous (ID: RKC1HEBg) 08/01/16(Mon)06:03:54 No.433820

>>433817
no
lets not take things too far
i can wait

Anonymous (ID: B6eJROee)
08/01/16(Mon)12:08:51 No.434017

Anonymous (ID: B6eJROee) 08/01/16(Mon)12:08:51 No.434017

>>433800
Is it required to always roll a dice from 1 to 10 in the quest?

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6)
08/01/16(Mon)12:33:56 No.434038

Anonymous (ID: WmsXuiw6) 08/01/16(Mon)12:33:56 No.434038

>>434017
Yes, whoever has the highest roll in a minute since the first reply will be the action that gets picked

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/01/16(Mon)16:29:07 No.434704

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/01/16(Mon)16:29:07 No.434704

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>434038
No it doesnt

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)11:45:34 No.436901

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)11:45:34 No.436901

Yo

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)11:48:24 No.436908

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)11:48:24 No.436908

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Alright, who's here for an update

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)11:51:40 No.436911

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)11:51:40 No.436911

>>436901
hi

Anonymous (ID: 0awONrDt)
08/02/16(Tue)11:52:14 No.436913

Anonymous (ID: 0awONrDt) 08/02/16(Tue)11:52:14 No.436913

>>436908
Hello

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)11:52:54 No.436915

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)11:52:54 No.436915

Thats two

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)11:53:19 No.436917

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)11:53:19 No.436917

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>433493
>>436908
Roll to become a rapist.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)11:54:36 No.436918

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)11:54:36 No.436918

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>436908
punch yourself in the mustache

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V)
08/02/16(Tue)11:54:48 No.436919

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V) 08/02/16(Tue)11:54:48 No.436919

>>436908
Heyo

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)11:56:16 No.436924

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)11:56:16 No.436924

>>436917
You roll around in an attempt to become a rapist. Dunno how that would make you a rapist but you did it anyway.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)11:58:30 No.436930

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)11:58:30 No.436930

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>>436924
YOu rolled so hard you forgot the picture too

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)11:59:18 No.436931

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)11:59:18 No.436931

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>436930
Your moustache grew tho

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)11:59:36 No.436933

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)11:59:36 No.436933

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>436930
where mustache punching, OP?

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)11:59:45 No.436934

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)11:59:45 No.436934

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>436930
Buy some crack

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:02:02 No.436937

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:02:02 No.436937

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>>436933
Right here in my sack of wondrous wonders

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:03:09 No.436939

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:03:09 No.436939

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>436937
What else is in the sack?

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V)
08/02/16(Tue)12:03:18 No.436940

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V) 08/02/16(Tue)12:03:18 No.436940

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>436937
Op punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:03:26 No.436941

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:03:26 No.436941

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>436937
get super robot pilot out of there as cameo party member then

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:03:30 No.436942

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:03:30 No.436942

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>436937
A fist escapes and hits OP

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)12:05:24 No.436948

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)12:05:24 No.436948

Rolled 5 (1d10)

OP becomes a faggot

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:06:40 No.436950

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:06:40 No.436950

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>>436939
Skeletons, lots and lots of skeletons. And giant robots.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:07:39 No.436953

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:07:39 No.436953

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>436950
one giant robot plz
with boobs

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V)
08/02/16(Tue)12:07:53 No.436954

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V) 08/02/16(Tue)12:07:53 No.436954

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>436950
What's in the secret bag?

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:08:49 No.436957

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:08:49 No.436957

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>436950
Hello Simon

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)12:10:27 No.436962

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)12:10:27 No.436962

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>436950
Go fuck yourself

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:11:55 No.436963

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:11:55 No.436963

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>>436953
Joke's on you, that's in the other secret bag, bye.

OP has escaped

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:12:55 No.436965

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:12:55 No.436965

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>436963
Back to the story! Lets repair our mech.

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:13:08 No.436966

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:13:08 No.436966

>>436963
No he didnt

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:13:47 No.436967

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:13:47 No.436967

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>436963
he trips over

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V)
08/02/16(Tue)12:14:13 No.436968

Anonymous (ID: wrlAuT6V) 08/02/16(Tue)12:14:13 No.436968

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>436963
The bag becomes new op

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)12:14:42 No.436969

Anonymous (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)12:14:42 No.436969

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>436963
Anon chases OP and steals the sack.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:18:05 No.436975

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:18:05 No.436975

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>>436965
And so a brave orc crewman volunteered for this mission.

But now he's being attacked by the edgy sirens

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT" the edgy sirens "sang"

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:18:54 No.436977

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:18:54 No.436977

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>436975
SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:19:28 No.436979

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:19:28 No.436979

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>436975
Send out the rest of the crew with harpoon guns to save him.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:21:05 No.436983

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:21:05 No.436983

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>436975
sing anime openings

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:22:32 No.436987

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:22:32 No.436987

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>>436977
"Oh fug, the captain's choking himself!"

"He's suffocating and not breathing!"

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:23:42 No.436988

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:23:42 No.436988

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>436987
Have your crew activate their stands to save both the orc and the captain.

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)12:23:43 No.436989

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)12:23:43 No.436989

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>436987
That was all to prepare for a super attack
Sing naruto opening 16

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:23:58 No.436991

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:23:58 No.436991

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>436987
>>436983
sing anime openings fag

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:24:05 No.436992

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:24:05 No.436992

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>436987
Tiptoe through the window, by the window
That's where I'll be come tiptoe, through the tulips, with meeeeee

Woo those sirens with kind lyrics!

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:29:03 No.436997

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:29:03 No.436997

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>>436988
"Like,...a hat stand?"

"Or a hotdog stand, wut?"

Deep sea orc cultists seem to not ahve watched any anime

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)12:31:01 No.437001

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)12:31:01 No.437001

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>436997
Oh. Cult right. Use your demon magic then

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:31:15 No.437003

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:31:15 No.437003

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>436997
lend them your copies of GEKIGANGER 3

Anonymous (ID: IDQGYEg+)
08/02/16(Tue)12:31:53 No.437005

Anonymous (ID: IDQGYEg+) 08/02/16(Tue)12:31:53 No.437005

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>436997
Just use your sacrificial knives

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:34:51 No.437008

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:34:51 No.437008

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>>437005
"Aye aye, cap'n"

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:35:28 No.437009

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:35:28 No.437009

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>437008
Sick the demon on the sirens loyal crew.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:36:50 No.437012

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:36:50 No.437012

>>437008
give demon your copies of GEKIGANGER 3
for science

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:39:31 No.437016

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:39:31 No.437016

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>>437009
The demon attacks the sirens, giving the orc outside time to repair your mech

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:40:21 No.437017

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:40:21 No.437017

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437016
watch your copies of GEKIGANGER 3 alone

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:45:14 No.437031

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:45:14 No.437031

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>>437017
As the situation is now udner control, you retreat to your captain's quarters to watch GEKIGANGER 3.

But then you find somebody has replaced every single piece of media inside your room with a copy of Doozy Bots

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:46:03 No.437033

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:46:03 No.437033

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437031
hang yourself

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)12:46:11 No.437034

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)12:46:11 No.437034

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437031
Investigate who did this

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:46:24 No.437036

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:46:24 No.437036

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437031
Become enraged and find the culprit

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:49:21 No.437043

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:49:21 No.437043

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>>437034
This is unacceptable, you must get to the bottom of. Let's start by investigating the replaced disc boxes, perhaps you'll find some clues

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:50:28 No.437046

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:50:28 No.437046

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437043
find a clue
detective dick style

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:51:28 No.437048

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:51:28 No.437048

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437043
Check the camera records

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)12:54:47 No.437053

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)12:54:47 No.437053

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>>437046
"Oh so you eman mess around until you accomplish nothing because ur a faget?" said Crimelord Dick. Detective Dick's evil clone from a another dimension

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)12:56:00 No.437055

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)12:56:00 No.437055

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437053
Interrogate your crew

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)12:57:10 No.437058

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)12:57:10 No.437058

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437053
ask one from better dimension
you got him on the phone
he got same chin

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)12:57:13 No.437059

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)12:57:13 No.437059

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437055
And put that interdimensional fucker on your suspect list

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:00:37 No.437067

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:00:37 No.437067

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>>437055
"Alright, whodunnit?" you asked

Your crew all answered "Dunno, cap'n"

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:01:37 No.437069

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:01:37 No.437069

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437067
suddenly coldgate commercial

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:06:08 No.437075

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:06:08 No.437075

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>>437069
"HEY YOU! DO YOU FEAR FOR YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE WHEN YOU'RE OUT CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES, SEEING THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEARING THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN?! THEN COLDGATE IS THE PERFECT TOOTHPASTE FOR YOU! BUY NOW AT YOUR LOCAL STORE! ONLY 9.99--" then the Barbarian Co. Salesman was tackled by a KingCorp. Agent

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:08:30 No.437078

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:08:30 No.437078

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437075
meanwhile behind the scenes one of your crewmember dissappeared without a trace

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:10:54 No.437079

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:10:54 No.437079

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>>437078

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)13:11:17 No.437081

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)13:11:17 No.437081

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437075
Take out your detective revolver and search the crews rooms

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)13:12:18 No.437082

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)13:12:18 No.437082

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>437079
Offer the reward of the only jar of peanut butter we have in exchange for information.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:14:02 No.437087

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:14:02 No.437087

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437079
find a boot
in a demon

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:16:51 No.437094

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:16:51 No.437094

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>>437082
"Well, I did see this suspicious guy outside our sub"

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)13:18:26 No.437100

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)13:18:26 No.437100

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437094
Fucking rage mode activated.
Leap at him and breach through the sub just to get his neck in our strong manly hands

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:20:00 No.437108

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:20:00 No.437108

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437094
ONORE ~~QUATTRO~~

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:25:31 No.437118

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:25:31 No.437118

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>>437100
>>437100
Roll 2d100 to bust through your own sub to grab his neck with your manly captain hands

First number is the choosing while second is result
1-49: terrible failure
50-79:failure
80-99: success
100: great success

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:26:39 No.437119

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:26:39 No.437119

Rolled 6, 86 = 92 (2d100)

>>437118
ONORE CHAAAA

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)13:26:41 No.437120

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)13:26:41 No.437120

Rolled 40, 87 = 127 (2d100)

>>437118

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:30:20 No.437124

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:30:20 No.437124

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>>437120
"oh fuck"

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:31:20 No.437127

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:31:20 No.437127

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437124
gimme back my gekiganger you sicko

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:33:49 No.437139

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:33:49 No.437139

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>>437127
"Whoops, accidentally threw them all inside an active volcano" said the captured KingCorp Agent

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:35:09 No.437145

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:35:09 No.437145

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437139
make him eat his hat

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:37:08 No.437154

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:37:08 No.437154

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>>437145
"nom"

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)13:37:11 No.437156

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)13:37:11 No.437156

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437139
Crew, time to bring out the shitty music.

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)13:39:02 No.437164

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)13:39:02 No.437164

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437154
Threaten to throw him with the edgy sirens.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:41:44 No.437169

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:41:44 No.437169

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>>437164
"Hah! Joke's on you! Listening to all genres of shitty music is part of basic agent training! The sirens are of no threat to me"

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:42:37 No.437171

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:42:37 No.437171

>>437169
just make him watch Doozy bots for few days and nights straight

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/02/16(Tue)13:42:37 No.437172

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/02/16(Tue)13:42:37 No.437172

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437169
Make him watch that mistake which somehow got onto our sub.

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)13:43:02 No.437173

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)13:43:02 No.437173

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437169
Make him watch SAO

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:47:52 No.437186

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:47:52 No.437186

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>>437172
And so the agent is forced to watch the horrible abomination that is the cancelled American Adaptation of SD Gundam: Doozy Bots.

He seems to be enjoying himself.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:49:51 No.437190

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:49:51 No.437190

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437186
change it on lucky star then

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/02/16(Tue)13:50:35 No.437193

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/02/16(Tue)13:50:35 No.437193

>>437186
I'm absolutely terrified of how these guys were trained.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:55:12 No.437210

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:55:12 No.437210

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>>437190
"Blue hair worst girl"

Anonymous (ID: 8WralwqS)
08/02/16(Tue)13:55:43 No.437211

Anonymous (ID: 8WralwqS) 08/02/16(Tue)13:55:43 No.437211

>>437210
Make him watch the ALO arc of SAO.

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)13:56:49 No.437213

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)13:56:49 No.437213

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437210
slap him

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)13:59:21 No.437219

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)13:59:21 No.437219

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>>437213
"My god...that is...one of the weakest slaps ever in the history of mankind. Wow"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:00:00 No.437224

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:00:00 No.437224

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437210
Call him names

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)14:00:55 No.437229

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)14:00:55 No.437229

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437219
I KNOW
THROW HIM IN BARBARIAN UNIVERSE

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:01:14 No.437230

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:01:14 No.437230

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437224
>>437219

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr)
08/02/16(Tue)14:02:46 No.437233

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr) 08/02/16(Tue)14:02:46 No.437233

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437219
tickle the bottom of his feet

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:07:15 No.437249

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:07:15 No.437249

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>>437229
"Ah yes, the one universe where the barbarians triumphed against the forces of the kingdom. I thought I was jsut a myth"

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)14:08:24 No.437255

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)14:08:24 No.437255

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437249
they'll teach him a reality of situation

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:08:26 No.437256

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:08:26 No.437256

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437249
Toss him in

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:12:54 No.437269

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:12:54 No.437269

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>>437255
As various sounds of violence emanates from the portal to Barbarian Realm, you think about what you should do now

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13)
08/02/16(Tue)14:14:29 No.437275

Anonymous (ID: PI8c+g13) 08/02/16(Tue)14:14:29 No.437275

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437269
PANCAKES

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:17:28 No.437287

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:17:28 No.437287

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437269
Go to sunken pirate treasure island

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)14:18:27 No.437292

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)14:18:27 No.437292

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437287
Uh we are already there
Oh fuck what's happening to the mech?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:19:07 No.437293

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:19:07 No.437293

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>>437275
Right, roll 2d100 to make pancakes

1-49: terrible failure
50-79: failure
80-99: success
100: greeat success

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr)
08/02/16(Tue)14:20:19 No.437298

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr) 08/02/16(Tue)14:20:19 No.437298

Rolled 18, 44 = 62 (2d100)

>>437293
do we have good maple syrup?

Anonymous (ID: 67efr8ct)
08/02/16(Tue)14:20:24 No.437299

Anonymous (ID: 67efr8ct) 08/02/16(Tue)14:20:24 No.437299

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437269
PANCAKES

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:21:04 No.437301

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:21:04 No.437301

Rolled 56, 13 = 69 (2d100)

>>437293
When did we make it to sunken treasure pirate island?
Last time I checked all we did is fuse with the rock.

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)14:21:43 No.437304

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)14:21:43 No.437304

Rolled 73, 49 = 122 (2d100)

>>437293

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:24:49 No.437310

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:24:49 No.437310

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>>437301
We didn't, still a long way to there.

In other news you managed so somehow blew up the mech into unrepairable smithereens with your cooking.

And your pancakes sucked.

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)14:26:46 No.437316

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)14:26:46 No.437316

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437310
Call your insurance so you can get a new one.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:27:14 No.437319

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:27:14 No.437319

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437310
Fuck
Head to sunken pirate treasure island while listening to house music

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:30:08 No.437328

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:30:08 No.437328

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>>437319
And so your sub heads for the sunken pirate treasure island while you listen to house music

As is "music" made by literally recording the sounds of a house

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)14:30:16 No.437329

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)14:30:16 No.437329

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437319
>house music
Kill yourself
Rolling to kill this anon op

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:37:00 No.437345

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:37:00 No.437345

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>>437329

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:38:08 No.437352

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:38:08 No.437352

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437345
I'm bullet proof

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:40:56 No.437369

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:40:56 No.437369

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>>437352

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:43:19 No.437376

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:43:19 No.437376

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437369
House music blares

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:45:11 No.437384

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:45:11 No.437384

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>>437376
Music of the house plays triumphantly

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:46:31 No.437391

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:46:31 No.437391

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437384
I'm behind you op

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr)
08/02/16(Tue)14:47:54 No.437399

Anonymous (ID: BPaxiKAr) 08/02/16(Tue)14:47:54 No.437399

>>437384
continue on our quest to find treasure and leave the poor anon to die in the depths of the ocean.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:48:44 No.437405

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:48:44 No.437405

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>>437391
You look like an asshole, anon

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:49:39 No.437407

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:49:39 No.437407

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437405
Start fondling op

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:52:06 No.437413

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:52:06 No.437413

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>>437407
"That's pretty gay" said the captain

"Like his taste in music" said other anon

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4)
08/02/16(Tue)14:52:53 No.437417

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4) 08/02/16(Tue)14:52:53 No.437417

>>437413
kill op

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4)
08/02/16(Tue)14:53:55 No.437420

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4) 08/02/16(Tue)14:53:55 No.437420

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437417
whoops

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:54:03 No.437421

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:54:03 No.437421

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437413
Use magic to reverse that sentence making them call each other gay.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:55:13 No.437422

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:55:13 No.437422

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>>437421
Whoops, anon's magic backfired on him and branded him as the homo instead.

Anonymous (ID: O6XMHVwn)
08/02/16(Tue)14:55:43 No.437424

Anonymous (ID: O6XMHVwn) 08/02/16(Tue)14:55:43 No.437424

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437413
Seduce op with a perfect pancake

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:56:00 No.437425

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:56:00 No.437425

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437422
Damn black magic should have gone with China magic

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)14:57:59 No.437433

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)14:57:59 No.437433

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>>437425
"Ay fack yu foleignuh, china magic tuu stchong fo yu"

Anonymous (ID: O6XMHVwn)
08/02/16(Tue)14:59:31 No.437436

Anonymous (ID: O6XMHVwn) 08/02/16(Tue)14:59:31 No.437436

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437433
Use weaboo magic get a fedora and a chinese-market katana to cut up op

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)14:59:39 No.437437

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)14:59:39 No.437437

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437433
Shut up bugs

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:00:52 No.437442

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:00:52 No.437442

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437433
Kill anon

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:03:12 No.437447

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:03:12 No.437447

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>>437436
Nigga china shit is crap quality

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:04:03 No.437450

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:04:03 No.437450

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437447
Back to the story! Also anon has a heart attack.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)15:04:56 No.437454

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)15:04:56 No.437454

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437447
Use a vaginal monolog to scare op into submission

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4)
08/02/16(Tue)15:05:35 No.437457

Anonymous (ID: l+W7VGW4) 08/02/16(Tue)15:05:35 No.437457

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437447
Use fedora which was silver-edged all along to cut up OP

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:07:51 No.437465

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:07:51 No.437465

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>>437450
As anon dies of a heart attack, you've reached the sunken pirate treasure island

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)15:09:27 No.437471

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)15:09:27 No.437471

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437465
Suddenly, a giant kaiju falls from the sky

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:13:37 No.437492

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:13:37 No.437492

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>>437471
Meanwhile, back on land, a giant alien monster falls from the sky onto some mountains

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)15:13:58 No.437493

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)15:13:58 No.437493

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437471
Under water faggot
>>437465
Explore

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)15:15:58 No.437500

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)15:15:58 No.437500

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>437492
A gundam falls on the kaiju

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:19:24 No.437513

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:19:24 No.437513

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>>437500

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q)
08/02/16(Tue)15:20:33 No.437517

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q) 08/02/16(Tue)15:20:33 No.437517

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437513
Moon it

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec)
08/02/16(Tue)15:20:58 No.437519

Anonymous (ID: 3e5stEec) 08/02/16(Tue)15:20:58 No.437519

>>437513
They fight to the death as we get our mech out of the ocean
(Or did it get fucked by the sirens)

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:23:28 No.437524

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:23:28 No.437524

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>>437517
moon what

>>437519
The mech exploded, see >>437310

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q)
08/02/16(Tue)15:25:30 No.437534

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q) 08/02/16(Tue)15:25:30 No.437534

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437524
You show your bare ass to the gundam

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:27:05 No.437538

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:27:05 No.437538

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>>437534
What gundam

Anonymous (ID: 7arjcQYK)
08/02/16(Tue)15:27:08 No.437539

Anonymous (ID: 7arjcQYK) 08/02/16(Tue)15:27:08 No.437539

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437524
the gundam's ours now

Ranger Grandmaster !.CzKQna1OU (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:28:18 No.437544

Ranger Grandmaster !.CzKQna1OU (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:28:18 No.437544

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437538
What drugs are we on that were seeing all this shit?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:31:23 No.437551

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:31:23 No.437551

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>>437544
Just this little jar you took from one of your orc crewmen. Tasted like strawberries.

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q)
08/02/16(Tue)15:32:39 No.437556

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q) 08/02/16(Tue)15:32:39 No.437556

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437551
Take the suppository version of the drugs

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:36:29 No.437573

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:36:29 No.437573

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>>437556
"That's a pretty gay idea, anon. You sound like a huge homo"

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q)
08/02/16(Tue)15:38:25 No.437585

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q) 08/02/16(Tue)15:38:25 No.437585

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437573
I am ;^)

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:40:20 No.437590

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:40:20 No.437590

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>>437585
"Let's put anon inside the gay box and not listen to his homo ravings"

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q)
08/02/16(Tue)15:41:54 No.437598

Anonymous (ID: Q29z/I3q) 08/02/16(Tue)15:41:54 No.437598

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437590
mhphf mphfph mfff
*muffled homo sounds*

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)15:42:16 No.437599

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)15:42:16 No.437599

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437590
Explore the island

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:46:20 No.437611

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:46:20 No.437611

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>>437599
YOu found a way onto the sunken island and finds parts of it has not been filled with water

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki)
08/02/16(Tue)15:47:05 No.437615

Anonymous (ID: HPHfE9Ki) 08/02/16(Tue)15:47:05 No.437615

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437611
But it is filled with Red Jell-o

Anonymous (ID: oF84Q5P8)
08/02/16(Tue)15:47:20 No.437616

Anonymous (ID: oF84Q5P8) 08/02/16(Tue)15:47:20 No.437616

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437611
punch self in face

Ranger Grandmaster !.CzKQna1OU (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:47:35 No.437618

Ranger Grandmaster !.CzKQna1OU (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:47:35 No.437618

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437611
Dont forget to take your gun

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:49:39 No.437627

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:49:39 No.437627

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>>437615
Undeed, somebody's been using this place to store Red Jell-o

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:51:26 No.437631

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:51:26 No.437631

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437627
Have your crewmen take it to the submarine while you explore.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)15:52:24 No.437636

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)15:52:24 No.437636

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437627
A dubloons in the jello

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)15:57:01 No.437646

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)15:57:01 No.437646

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>>437636
And somebody's been using the jell-o to store treasure

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)15:58:16 No.437649

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)15:58:16 No.437649

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437646
Dive inside to save the loot

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:01:49 No.437655

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:01:49 No.437655

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>>437649

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:03:06 No.437659

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:03:06 No.437659

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437655
Orcs better help or their God will punish then

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:08:31 No.437678

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:08:31 No.437678

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>>437659
"Yes, chosen one"

With a push from one of the orcs, you are launched straight into the jello and at the treasure

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:11:45 No.437689

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:11:45 No.437689

>>437678
Retrieve the treasure and eat your way out

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)16:12:23 No.437694

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)16:12:23 No.437694

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437678
We get shot straight through and miss the treasure.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:12:45 No.437695

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:12:45 No.437695

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437689
Whoops>>437678

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:17:25 No.437709

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:17:25 No.437709

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>>437695
You got: ancient gold coin

Anonymous (ID: oF84Q5P8)
08/02/16(Tue)16:18:00 No.437713

Anonymous (ID: oF84Q5P8) 08/02/16(Tue)16:18:00 No.437713

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437709
eat it

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:18:33 No.437718

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:18:33 No.437718

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437709
Spend it on a soda

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)16:19:08 No.437720

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)16:19:08 No.437720

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>437709
Store jello for food

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:20:20 No.437724

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:20:20 No.437724

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>>437718
As you look around for a source of soda you can spend the coin on, you find another opening leading further inside.

Perhaps there's soda in there

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)16:24:02 No.437741

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)16:24:02 No.437741

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437724
Nope. You found your old Cook though.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:24:17 No.437743

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:24:17 No.437743

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437724
Let's check it out

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:28:36 No.437760

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:28:36 No.437760

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>>437741
"You! What are you doing here?"

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)16:31:07 No.437775

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)16:31:07 No.437775

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437760
"Not eating Manlet if that's what you are thinking."

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:31:14 No.437776

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:31:14 No.437776

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437760
I missed you guys... and I'm the chosen one

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)16:31:16 No.437777

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)16:31:16 No.437777

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437760
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:36:58 No.437799

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:36:58 No.437799

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>>437777
"Well, I'm...uh..we're....*cough*totallynotusingthissunkenpirateislandasasecretstashofallthetreasurewevegotafteryou'veleftifthatswhatyoureimplying*cough*...I uh mean...we're exploring this here totally new and undiscovered sunken pirate island, yes"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:38:58 No.437805

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:38:58 No.437805

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437799
I miss you guys .. these orcs are boring....
And didn't you leave me to a Fishman mob attack?!

Anonymous (ID: IDQGYEg+)
08/02/16(Tue)16:40:53 No.437812

Anonymous (ID: IDQGYEg+) 08/02/16(Tue)16:40:53 No.437812

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437799
Cultist use their sacrificial knives on Cook

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:41:17 No.437816

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:41:17 No.437816

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>>437805
"Actually, we were escaping a fishman mob with you onboard but then you decided to abandon us by using one of the escape pods and launched yourself into the deep dark abyss" said the manlet

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:43:16 No.437824

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:43:16 No.437824

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437816
No way I remember you guys were contemplating saving and I got saved by cultists, you little liar!

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC)
08/02/16(Tue)16:43:30 No.437828

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC) 08/02/16(Tue)16:43:30 No.437828

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>437816
Wait, I just have to catch up with the quest before I reply

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:51:05 No.437860

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:51:05 No.437860

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>>437828
"Well you see, as Steve tells it, we were an independent submarine crew in search of treasure and profit in the deep dark ocean, in our recent travels we battled sea monsters and giant robots shaped like sea monsters. Tangled with the navy and the paladins. Even got arrested. Twice. In our last encounter when you're still captain we unwittingly challenged the Sea King of Atlantis and got our shit pushed in. When we were making a tactical retreat you for some reason used an escape pod to attack the seamen by yourself, leaving us behind. And before we could do anything you got taken by cultitsts. So now apparently you have a new crew now composed of brainwashed orc cultists because youre a dumbass who still owes him money. That's what Steve said"

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)16:53:05 No.437869

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)16:53:05 No.437869

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>437860
Your symbiote comes to greet you

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:54:19 No.437876

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:54:19 No.437876

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>437860
Steve is an idiot. Come join my crew it will be fun and Steve can join if he wants.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)16:56:41 No.437891

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)16:56:41 No.437891

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>>437869
"Greetings, former host"

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY)
08/02/16(Tue)16:57:36 No.437897

Anonymous (ID: bN/i8udY) 08/02/16(Tue)16:57:36 No.437897

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>437891
Want to be a cool suit of armor again?

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)16:58:49 No.437905

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)16:58:49 No.437905

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>437891
Oh wow, way to latch on to Steve, you were so close to being the chosen one.

You say smugly

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:00:41 No.437910

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:00:41 No.437910

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>>437897
"Eeeeeeeeh...I do that with Steve now. He feeds me burgers n stuff"

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)17:01:58 No.437915

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)17:01:58 No.437915

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437910
Can someone explain the jello?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:03:24 No.437918

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:03:24 No.437918

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>>437915
"What is there to explain? It's just jell-o"

Anonymous (ID: lakvxWzG)
08/02/16(Tue)17:05:03 No.437925

Anonymous (ID: lakvxWzG) 08/02/16(Tue)17:05:03 No.437925

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>437911
>>2
>"dice+2d6" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6

>>437918
Can we get a list of our objectives and status report? Didn't one of our orcs die?

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8)
08/02/16(Tue)17:06:50 No.437931

Anonymous (ID: CHrfbJW8) 08/02/16(Tue)17:06:50 No.437931

>>437925
Also curious

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:11:09 No.437940

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:11:09 No.437940

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>>437925
Checking your to-do list gives you your current tasks.

As for status, you currently have a Cruise-class sub, meant for tourism, minimal weapons, average armor.

Your current consists of: 2 orcs. It used to be more but two of them were sacrificed to a kaiju because you killed his son and grandson, and one disappeared mysteriously, most liekly killed by the KingCorp agent you sent to the Barbarian dimension.

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)17:12:43 No.437944

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)17:12:43 No.437944

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>437940
Hey old crew, do you guys happen to have any robots for sale that can act as crew?

Anonymous (ID: lakvxWzG)
08/02/16(Tue)17:13:15 No.437947

Anonymous (ID: lakvxWzG) 08/02/16(Tue)17:13:15 No.437947

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437940
Try to get your old crew to join you instead of gloating

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:20:34 No.437960

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:20:34 No.437960

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>>437944
"Well, we do ahve robots, but I'm afraid they're already part of our crew"

"Alright guys, bring the huge treasure chest full of booty over here, next to the other huge treasure chest full of booty."

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)17:26:53 No.437976

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)17:26:53 No.437976

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>437960
Get depressed
Call uncle for back up

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:31:33 No.437995

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:31:33 No.437995

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>>437976
But which one of your uncles? Owner of KingCorp Uncle; Cult Leader Uncle or Mercenary uncle?

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)17:32:42 No.437999

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)17:32:42 No.437999

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>437995
Eh... all of them.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)17:32:49 No.438000

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)17:32:49 No.438000

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>437995
The cool one, you know ..... the really cool one, that way your old crew will want to join again.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:38:11 No.438014

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:38:11 No.438014

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>>438000
Ah yes, your literal coolest uncle. Cryogenically frozen Uncle.

Hmmm...not picking up

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)17:38:59 No.438015

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)17:38:59 No.438015

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438014
Huh, I kind of want to masturbate to my Uncle Lester.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:40:36 No.438021

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:40:36 No.438021

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>>438015
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" yelled Dan, another of your former crewmen

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)17:41:56 No.438026

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)17:41:56 No.438026

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438021

Fine then our awesome radical uncle

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:47:34 No.438041

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:47:34 No.438041

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>>438026
Ah yes, forever stuck in the 90s uncle

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)17:49:49 No.438059

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)17:49:49 No.438059

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438041
Get these faggot to join my crew

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)17:51:06 No.438063

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)17:51:06 No.438063

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438041
How many uncles do we have and why do they all look the same?

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/02/16(Tue)17:54:17 No.438077

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/02/16(Tue)17:54:17 No.438077

>>438063
The king is a powerful man

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)17:56:44 No.438085

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)17:56:44 No.438085

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>>438059
"Woah dudes. You should totally re-join my nephew, it'd be totes radical, maaaana. Now check out this sweet backflip"

"Well okay"

And so they all rejoined you, except for Steve, who was not present at the moment so you'll ahve to convince him later.

>>438063
A really long family line of mustachio'd men that dates back to ancient times. Your ancestors were very powerful. And virile.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)17:58:31 No.438091

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)17:58:31 No.438091

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>438085
Now grow a fuller mustache like your uncle to solidify the old crew's loyalty.
Grow it out of sheer spite of steve!

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)18:00:00 No.438098

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)18:00:00 No.438098

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438085
Grow a mustache thats better than all your uncles

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:01:30 No.438108

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:01:30 No.438108

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>>438091

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:03:14 No.438115

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:03:14 No.438115

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>438108
Have a colored stripe to make you look wiser

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)18:03:46 No.438118

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)18:03:46 No.438118

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438108
Shave your mustache and make it a Hitler mustache.

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)18:03:47 No.438119

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)18:03:47 No.438119

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438108
Even Better, it has to put every mans mustache in the world to shame.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:05:10 No.438125

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:05:10 No.438125

>>438118
Aw you dick

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:05:27 No.438126

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:05:27 No.438126

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>>438118

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:07:39 No.438133

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:07:39 No.438133

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438126
Now grow your mustache both left and right sides but a gap between the Hitler Stache to make it the "the winged hitler"

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)18:07:40 No.438135

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)18:07:40 No.438135

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>438126
Grow a full beard in the shape of a tiger throwing grenades.

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)18:08:39 No.438140

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)18:08:39 No.438140

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438126
Live in your mother's basement and draw on 4chan

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:10:46 No.438147

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:10:46 No.438147

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>>438133

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)18:12:01 No.438153

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)18:12:01 No.438153

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438147
Browse 4chan

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:12:02 No.438154

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:12:02 No.438154

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438147
Explain to crew that you have backing of the cultist, and we get to do what ever we want

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:16:09 No.438165

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:16:09 No.438165

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>>438153

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/02/16(Tue)18:17:34 No.438169

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/02/16(Tue)18:17:34 No.438169

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438165
Call them a faggot

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC)
08/02/16(Tue)18:18:31 No.438171

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC) 08/02/16(Tue)18:18:31 No.438171

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438165
End up "accidentally" watching gay porn

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:20:59 No.438178

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:20:59 No.438178

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>>438171
hmmm

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)18:21:28 No.438180

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)18:21:28 No.438180

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438178
Mom walks in

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:22:06 No.438184

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:22:06 No.438184

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438178
Don't do it!
One of the orcs saves you from homoness

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/02/16(Tue)18:23:11 No.438187

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/02/16(Tue)18:23:11 No.438187

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438178
Don't you fucking click that.
~~Actually if we click it would it summon Steve?~~

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:23:48 No.438189

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:23:48 No.438189

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>>438180
Well that's a strange title for a porno

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:25:20 No.438197

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:25:20 No.438197

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438189
>>438184

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:28:41 No.438210

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:28:41 No.438210

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>>438197
One of them unplugged your PC

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:30:20 No.438216

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:30:20 No.438216

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438210
Phew thanks lad, almost lost sight of our true goal

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC)
08/02/16(Tue)18:31:11 No.438218

Anonymous (ID: XLPKWtOC) 08/02/16(Tue)18:31:11 No.438218

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438210
It was mom

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:34:31 No.438225

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:34:31 No.438225

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>>438216
Yes, and that is--

"Oh hey guys, what's going?"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:36:24 No.438231

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:36:24 No.438231

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438225
Punch steve in his fat mouth

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:39:41 No.438237

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:39:41 No.438237

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>>438231
"Oh hey faglord. You still owe me money"

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)18:40:02 No.438239

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)18:40:02 No.438239

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438225
Yell

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:40:57 No.438241

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:40:57 No.438241

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438237
You only get it if you join my crew

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:44:44 No.438252

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:44:44 No.438252

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>>438241
"That's what you said the last time to get me to join in the first place, jackass"

#backstory

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:46:27 No.438258

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:46:27 No.438258

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438252
Well I promise this time

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:49:44 No.438266

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:49:44 No.438266

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>>438258
"Gonna hafta do better than that"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:50:40 No.438268

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:50:40 No.438268

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438266
Use radical uncle again

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)18:54:29 No.438283

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)18:54:29 No.438283

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>>438268
And so Steve and Radical Uncle had a conversation, while skateboarding

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)18:55:42 No.438286

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)18:55:42 No.438286

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438283
God I hate steve

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byz(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)18:55:51 No.438287

Isaac III the Conqueror of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)18:55:51 No.438287

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438283
Radical Uncle becomes Jihad Uncle

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)18:57:58 No.438295

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)18:57:58 No.438295

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438283
Discuss with our crew who will take Steve's place as first mate assuming he doesn't join back

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:00:37 No.438304

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:00:37 No.438304

>>438286
"Yeah, okay" - God

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:02:24 No.438309

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:02:24 No.438309

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>>438304
"fuck, forgot pic" - OP

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:03:09 No.438311

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:03:09 No.438311

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438304
Who wants to be new first mate?>>438309

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:04:02 No.438313

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:04:02 No.438313

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438309
Hey god, am I going to heaven?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:06:51 No.438320

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:06:51 No.438320

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>>438311
"Eh....dunno"

"What's da pay like"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:08:55 No.438326

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:08:55 No.438326

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438320
Better than what your getting now

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:11:27 No.438336

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:11:27 No.438336

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>>438326
"Oh you mean upgrading from 5 dollars and 1 peanut to...2 peanuts?"

"Yeah that sounds real good. I am toally shaking with how good that sounds"

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:12:26 No.438342

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:12:26 No.438342

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438336
Nah, half a peanut. You get the job if you pleasure me.

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:13:46 No.438344

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:13:46 No.438344

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438336
Actually 10 dollars and 3 peanuts

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:14:15 No.438347

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:14:15 No.438347

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438336
Yeah totally and you get steve's 5 bucks too

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)19:14:42 No.438348

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)19:14:42 No.438348

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438336
How about 5 peanuts and 1 dollar?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:15:18 No.438351

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:15:18 No.438351

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>>438342
"Man this sounds more retarded by the minute, I'm rejoining Steve"

"He actually pays us"

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:15:48 No.438354

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:15:48 No.438354

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438351
I'll kill you and Steve if you leave.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:16:22 No.438359

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:16:22 No.438359

>>438344
>>438351

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:16:26 No.438360

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:16:26 No.438360

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438351
Did you know steves a pedophile rapist?

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:17:23 No.438366

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:17:23 No.438366

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438351
>>438347

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:18:18 No.438368

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:18:18 No.438368

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>>438354
"Nigga you can't even kill a fly"

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)19:18:24 No.438369

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)19:18:24 No.438369

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Fine, how about 100 dollars a week?

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:18:58 No.438371

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:18:58 No.438371

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438368
You wanna go bro! Come at me!

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)19:22:21 No.438383

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)19:22:21 No.438383

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438368
Rerolling for this>>438369

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:27:58 No.438402

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:27:58 No.438402

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>>438371
"okay"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:30:25 No.438414

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:30:25 No.438414

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438402
Wow things were awesome till some asshole ruined it all.
Lets say I pay you more and give you steve's 5 bucks I owe him.

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:30:27 No.438415

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:30:27 No.438415

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>438402
Little does he know that that was your decoy! Your right behind him about to strike!

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:30:34 No.438416

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:30:34 No.438416

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>438402
ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR LOVE! I JUST WANTED FRIENDS AND ACCEPTANCE!

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)19:30:38 No.438417

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)19:30:38 No.438417

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438402
Rerolling for >>438369

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:32:30 No.438425

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:32:30 No.438425

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>>438414
"Doesn't seem right to take a nigga's owed money"

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:33:14 No.438428

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:33:14 No.438428

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438425
Common you're black, you don't give a shit.

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:33:31 No.438430

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:33:31 No.438430

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438425
Turns out the captain talking right now is fake and the real captain walks in with steve.

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:33:46 No.438431

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:33:46 No.438431

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>438425
Oh shut the fuck up you nigger, just take it like you take welfare checks.

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ)
08/02/16(Tue)19:35:07 No.438436

cyan (ID: 1yma+VrJ) 08/02/16(Tue)19:35:07 No.438436

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>438425
Cmon, you know he'd rather have his money go to a cherished friend

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:36:36 No.438444

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:36:36 No.438444

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>>438430
gasp

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:37:58 No.438447

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:37:58 No.438447

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438444
You get beat up by the fake captain and the crew discusses whether or not to kick one of you out.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:38:12 No.438451

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:38:12 No.438451

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438444
Uh oh, turns out, this is what happened.
Now switch to the real captin

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:38:45 No.438454

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:38:45 No.438454

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>438444
Real captain pulls out his legally concealed handgun and shoots fake captain.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:39:32 No.438457

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:39:32 No.438457

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438454
>>438444

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:42:07 No.438468

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:42:07 No.438468

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>>438447
[mumbling and discussing]

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:42:52 No.438473

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:42:52 No.438473

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>438468
Real captain wins and ties up the fake one.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:43:47 No.438477

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:43:47 No.438477

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438468
The real captain wins, everyone gets raises

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:47:18 No.438486

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:47:18 No.438486

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>>438473

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:48:51 No.438490

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:48:51 No.438490

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438486
Where's the bomb?!

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)19:49:19 No.438492

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)19:49:19 No.438492

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438486
Alright guys, anything he said to you is wrong. Now what were you talking about?

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:49:45 No.438495

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:49:45 No.438495

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>438486
Fake captain escapes.

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:52:39 No.438512

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:52:39 No.438512

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>>438495
The fake captain escaped into the portal to the Barbarian Universe

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:54:35 No.438522

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:54:35 No.438522

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>438512
Now everything is back to normal

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:54:36 No.438523

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:54:36 No.438523

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438512
Shave your mustache to make it look like Hitler's, so that the crew will know if it's you or the fake captain once he comes back.

cyan (ID: YCROTZaA)
08/02/16(Tue)19:56:12 No.438528

cyan (ID: YCROTZaA) 08/02/16(Tue)19:56:12 No.438528

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438512
Has Steve come to a verdict?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)19:57:39 No.438534

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)19:57:39 No.438534

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>>438522
OR HAS IT?!

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz)
08/02/16(Tue)19:58:21 No.438537

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz) 08/02/16(Tue)19:58:21 No.438537

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>438534
yeah, it has

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)19:58:59 No.438539

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)19:58:59 No.438539

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>438534
Damn you op, shoot him out of torpedoe tube 3

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)19:59:10 No.438541

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)19:59:10 No.438541

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438534
It has,

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)20:02:54 No.438553

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)20:02:54 No.438553

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>>438537
GUess it has. The gang's all back together since you blamed all the dumb things you did on your impostor.

And that ends today's session. Thread will continue in a day or two. Probably two.

updates: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)20:05:15 No.438561

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)20:05:15 No.438561

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438553
No shoot op, in the head

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium(...) !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl)
08/02/16(Tue)20:06:46 No.438569

Isaac IV the Holy of Byzantium [+5] !0Me.AeHUwY (ID: B2aQTfFl) 08/02/16(Tue)20:06:46 No.438569

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>>438553

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)20:08:21 No.438576

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)20:08:21 No.438576

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>>438561

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz)
08/02/16(Tue)20:09:13 No.438579

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz) 08/02/16(Tue)20:09:13 No.438579

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>438576
no with the lasers

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)20:10:44 No.438584

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)20:10:44 No.438584

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>>438579

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)20:11:27 No.438586

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)20:11:27 No.438586

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438584
No bullet lazers

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz)
08/02/16(Tue)20:12:30 No.438590

Anonymous (ID: N5tLwQPz) 08/02/16(Tue)20:12:30 No.438590

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438584
well fuck I guess hibernate until OP continues

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)20:13:59 No.438595

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)20:13:59 No.438595

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>>438586

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1)
08/02/16(Tue)20:15:16 No.438596

Anonymous (ID: KGtSAXi1) 08/02/16(Tue)20:15:16 No.438596

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>438595
Anon gets shot while the rest hibernate untill next thread.

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)20:20:43 No.438603

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)20:20:43 No.438603

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>438595
Glowing Lazer bullets?

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3)
08/02/16(Tue)20:24:49 No.438614

Anonymous (ID: e6E+nsG3) 08/02/16(Tue)20:24:49 No.438614

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>>438596
'night

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq)
08/02/16(Tue)20:34:03 No.438630

Anonymous (ID: jDGaGFEq) 08/02/16(Tue)20:34:03 No.438630

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438614
poor anon, welp let's eat his corpse

Anonymous (ID: 1xKD5HHo)
08/03/16(Wed)18:48:01 No.441130

Anonymous (ID: 1xKD5HHo) 08/03/16(Wed)18:48:01 No.441130

>>437777
oooooooh nice quads

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40)
08/05/16(Fri)06:24:37 No.445288

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40) 08/05/16(Fri)06:24:37 No.445288

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>438614
Awaken thread through sacrificial summoning

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/05/16(Fri)13:23:55 No.445761

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/05/16(Fri)13:23:55 No.445761

>>445288
RIP

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40)
08/06/16(Sat)02:55:40 No.447802

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40) 08/06/16(Sat)02:55:40 No.447802

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>445761
Bring back bell bottom jeans

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:21:16 No.450235

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:21:16 No.450235

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>>447802

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z)
08/07/16(Sun)01:22:24 No.450238

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z) 08/07/16(Sun)01:22:24 No.450238

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450235
Time for soup?

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:26:25 No.450248

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:26:25 No.450248

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>>450238
Alright, time to make some soup to get your crew's minds off the crazy stuff that's been happening lately due to your unexplained doppleganger.

Roll 2d100 to make soup
1-29: disaster
30-59: failure
60-89: success
90-100: great success

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
08/07/16(Sun)01:27:14 No.450252

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 08/07/16(Sun)01:27:14 No.450252

Rolled 41, 74 = 115 (2d100)

>>450248
Yee best soup

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z)
08/07/16(Sun)01:28:08 No.450255

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z) 08/07/16(Sun)01:28:08 No.450255

Rolled 9, 55 = 64 (2d100)

>>450248

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:29:51 No.450263

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:29:51 No.450263

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>>450252
You amde some tasty soup

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z)
08/07/16(Sun)01:31:46 No.450273

Anonymous (ID: QuIEPS9Z) 08/07/16(Sun)01:31:46 No.450273

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450263
Have manlet serve it

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:34:26 No.450286

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:34:26 No.450286

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>>450273
"Here you go"

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/07/16(Sun)01:46:43 No.450320

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/07/16(Sun)01:46:43 No.450320

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450286
Well how is it?

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq)
08/07/16(Sun)01:46:58 No.450321

Anonymous (ID: iPKk7spq) 08/07/16(Sun)01:46:58 No.450321

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450286
you and your crew bond over love of soup

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40)
08/07/16(Sun)01:47:30 No.450323

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40) 08/07/16(Sun)01:47:30 No.450323

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450286
Well back to the sub with both crews

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:49:05 No.450327

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:49:05 No.450327

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>>450320
It tastes like "oh sure now you reply when I just decided to make a new thread"

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb)
08/07/16(Sun)01:51:06 No.450332

Anonymous (ID: OzIE2hqb) 08/07/16(Sun)01:51:06 No.450332

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450327
Well then we better wrap this thread up extremely quick.
Abandon dreams of being a submarine captain.
Become a world famous soup chef.

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40)
08/07/16(Sun)01:51:34 No.450336

Anonymous (ID: c9vmkZ40) 08/07/16(Sun)01:51:34 No.450336

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450327
I'm driving give me a break, no really I need a break I can't stop!

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI)
08/07/16(Sun)01:53:31 No.450341

Anonymous (ID: ISkfuNLI) 08/07/16(Sun)01:53:31 No.450341

>>450336
Anan takes a break from the wheel, and crash into the new thread

>>450337
>>450337
>>450337

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