>>437071
>>Ask Ivanka a "hypothetical" question regarding your piglet and her stomach. Hopefully she doesn't want to eat it.

"So, Ivanka... How would you like a piglet staying with us? This is just a hypothetical question, of course."

"...A piglet, comrade Stojan?"

"Yeah, a piglet."

"...Sounds tasty, but I'm trying to lose weight, Stojan."

"No, not for eating! Just as a pet!"

"I thought that human girl was your pet."

Actions.

>...Well, yeah. But what's wrong with having more then one pet? Why not have ALL the pets?
>Well, she's there because she's adorable, and she couldn't harm me if she wanted to.
>...She's a science project, alright?
>Well, we've got to save the environment, comrade! Besides, that girl is becoming less and less racist as she spends more time with us!
>Write-In

>>437114
>>Well, we've got to save the environment, comrade! Besides, that girl is becoming less and less racist as she spends more time with us!
WE WUZ KANGZ

>>437116
AND SHIZ

Well, we've got to save the enviroment, comrade! Besides that girl is becoming less and less racist as she spends more time with us!"

"...What are you talking about, Stojan?"

"Isn't it obvious? The oppression natural in the system for us werewolves! The humanarchy cannot go on!"

"...Stojan, I think you need some sleep."

Actions.

>...Fine, I guess.
>JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS!
>...Does this mean we can let a pig onto our bed now?
>You fool! Humans oppress us with every breath we take, every step we take...
>...I will convince you to believe in Werewolf Lives Matter! (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-in

>>437149
>>...I will convince you to believe in Werewolf Lives Matter! (Charisma, HARD)

>>437149
>JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS!
>...I will convince you to believe in Werewolf Lives Matter! (Charisma, HARD

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince Ivanka of MUH OPPRESSION.

Additional +2 available if you can cite "facts".

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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>437166
It is a known fact that werewolves are superior to all other races! Look at Ancient Egypt, they worshipped our forefather, Anubis, as a GOD!

>>437170
WE
WUZ
GODZ

also congrats I didn't even know I could be this fucking triggered.

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>437166
LOOK AT EGYPTIANS MUH MOZART MUH CHARLEMAGNE MUH KING ARTHUR ALL STOLEN BY EVIL WHITE MAN

9+8=17

Minor Failure.

"IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT WEREWOLVES ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER RACES! LOOK AT ANCIENT EGYPT! THEY WORSHIPED OUR FOREFATHER, ANUBIS AS A GOD!"

"Stojan, calm dow-"

"WHY, EVEN MOZART, CHARLEMAGNE, AND KING ARTHUR WERE WEREWOLVES, OBVIOUSLY! THESE HUMANS ARE FUCKING LIARS AND CHEATS, ALL OF THEM!"

"...Comrade Stojan, calm down. Please."

You hear a knock at the door.

"Is everything alright in there? I heard yelling."

Oh right. You have neighbors.

Actions.

>HOW DARE THESE HUMAN MALES OPPRESS YOU WITH ASKING IF YOUR ALRIGHT! REEEEEE!
>Everything's fine, I'm just really worked into something.
>Open the door, might as well meet the neighbors.
>Write-In

>>437188
>>Everything's fine, I'm just really worked into something.

>>437188
>HOW DARE THESE HUMAN MALES OPPRESS YOU WITH ASKING IF YOUR ALRIGHT! REEEEEE!
FUCKING CIS WHITE MALE OPRESSORS REEEEEEEEE

>>437176
>also congrats I didn't even know I could be this fucking triggered.
Don't worry, that's what I use it for

"Everything's fine, I'm just really into something."

"Yeah, just please be more quiet? Some of us are trying to sleep!"

"See Ivanka? The fucking white males are at it again!"

"Stojan, take a deep breath and relax."

"I'm fine, Ivanka! You just don't understand how the humanarchy works!"

"Stojan, please calm down."

Actions.

>Fine, I guess.
>Kutyovka, tell her how you humans are all racists and oppress us with not being able to eat you! (Charisma)
>I'll show you! I bet that neighbor was a fucking white male who would love nothing better then to rape you and oppress me!
>...Fine, but only if you let a pig onto the bed.
>Fine, but only if you let Kutyovka onto the bed.
>Fine, but only if you let Kutyovka AND a pig onto the bed.
>Write-In

>>437215
>>...Fine, but only if you let a pig onto the bed.
Seriously, he is an adorable piglet. If we fail, get daughteru Pelevanka in on this

>>437215
>...Fine, but only if you let a pig onto the bed

"Fine, but only if you let my pig onto the bed."

"...Your pig?"

"...Of course."

"...I guess, but only if you let Pelevanka onto the bed."

"B-But we don't have enough room!"

"So?"

"...We'd be really, really warm. And also it may pose a firehazard."

"For you, maybe."

Actions.

>Fine, I'll let Pelevinka onto the bed.
>...She can sleep in another room, alright?
>Fine, but only if you also let my human pet in the bed, alright? (Charisma)
>No, I won't. This bed is for you and me. And my pig.
>Write-in

>>437240
>>Fine, I'll let Pelevinka onto the bed.

>>437240
>Fine, I'll let Pelevinka onto the bed.

>>437240
>Fine, I'll let Pelevinka onto the bed.

Also in real life, the French king Charles V would run around the castle grounds and howl like a wolf. Might be useful in the future.

>>437240

>Fine, I'll let Pelevinka onto the bed.

"Ok, but the pig gets a blanket."

>>437243
This.

"Fine, I'll get Pelevina and invite her to sleep with us."

"...Alright, Comrade Stojan."

You put on your tracksuit and go outside, trying to find Pelevina. After some searching you eventually find her in a sleeping bag.

"Pelevina, you awake?"

"...What is it?"

"Ivanka wants to know if you want to sleep with us."

"In a real bed?"

"In a real bed."

"...That actually sounds really comfortable, sure."

"Good. Now, come on."

The two of you head back to the bed, and you have to make room. Right. Then you remember that you left the pig outside... What sort of terrible, horrible things could of happened to it? You rush outside, and see it eating grass, oblivious to the owl watching it closely. You grab the piglet and rush inside, hoping to avoid the winged menace. You close the door behind you and try to get comfy into the bed, while the piglet tries to find a comfortable space to rest on.

Eventually you wake up, around noon. Your bed is covered in fur, and Ivanka and Pelevina are talking in the kitchen, (and cooking something) while your piglet scurries around, not really knowing what to do. Kutyovka seems to be just reading a book.

Actions.

>...Well, you've got to get ready for your job down at the town hall. Get dressed, kiss the wife goodbye, and head to work.
>Eh, you can spend some time doing something at home, right? (Specify what you want to do at home)
>...You know you should probably start renovating your home soon so it's a little more suited to housing you and your family. You should see a contractor or something after work.
>Write-In

Is it just me, or does that bed sound really fucking comfortable?

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>>437303
>Is it just me, or does that bed sound really fucking comfortable?
Comfytown

>...Well, you've got to get ready for your job down at the town hall. Get dressed, kiss the wife goodbye, and head to work.

>>437303

>...Well, you've got to get ready for your job down at the town hall. Get dressed, kiss the wife goodbye, and head to work.

And bring the pig.

>>437303
>...You know you should probably start renovating your home soon so it's a little more suited to housing you and your family. You should see a contractor or something after work.
It probably is

You decide to go to work, and you leave your small residence behind.

When you arrive, you find there's five issues requiring your attention.

The first, is simply just werewolves wanting more human flesh so they won't starve, second is simply rebuilding the city, and the third is dealing with your promise to the head of the democrat party. Oh, along with dealing with the communists, along with somesort of controversy about the judicial system.

What do first?

>Democracy issue first.
>The food situation.
>The rebuilding of the city.
>Judicial system issue?
>Communists have to be dealt with, of course.
>...There's a NEW important issue. Racism!
>The environment needs to be saved!
>Appoint some cabinet members! (Also, could someone remind me what you appointed everyone to?)
>Write-In

>>437343
>The rebuilding of the city.

>>437343
>>The food situation.

>>437343
Feed the werewolves the Communist.

A point cabinet members after. And then take care of the democracy and judicial issues as "reforms" to "bring about change"

>>437343
>Dementyev, Communist, General.
Army Head
>Ivanka Romanov, Communist, Daughter of Commissar
Head of Secret Service
>Petrov Vladislavovich, Communist, Commissar.
>Nicolae Kopanski, Conservative, Priest
Governor of a Province
>Santiago, Unaligned, Ex-Criminal.
Head of Finance
>Leopold
We didn't really give him stuff

We need to figure out where to put Leopold

>>437372
Oh, and also Petrov I suppose.

>>437372
Leopold just makes a good field commander.

>>437377
I'll second this

Well, looks like food situation should be taken care of first.

Food Consumption

Criminals Per Week for Death Row Crimes: 12

Required per week for Werewolves to remain at starving: 35
Required per week for Werewolves to remain at hungry: 70
Required per week for Werewolves to remain at sated: 140
Required per week for Werewolves to remain at well-sated: 280

Werewolf Citizens do not have enough to eat!

What exactly do you plan to do about this?

>Revise the constitution!
>...Take a more corrupt approach. Try to increase crime.
>Well, you could always outlaw a party as "free nommings" or something.
>Increase "volunteers".
>Introduce a tax for human meat!
>Write-In

>>437343
>The food situation.

>>437392
>Revise the constitution!

>>437392
>>Revise the constitution!
Could we talk to our scientist buddy about making a serum that could lessen or stop us from needing human meat? Don't want revolting peasants.

>>437409
This. Those beef cubes were good enough for Ivanka.

>>437409
That sounds a lot better then my idea. I was going to propose making micro aggressions against werewolves a death sentence.

>>437409
You decide to pay a visit to Karkmann, and you knock on his "office" (which is just the receptionist office)

"Karkmann, are you in there?"

"I'm busy!"

"What is it?"

He opens up the door.

"I am busy working with that scientist you gave me a while ago! I'm trying to set up a proper laboratory!"

"I was hoping you could make something that could lessen our need for human meat."

"...I could make a substitute, yes."

"...Erh, alright."

"Well, the problem is that it would be hard, even for me. I could probably lessen the need for it, but there's always the chance I could increase it, Stojan."

"Oh. Good."

Actions.

>...Could you just see about having a different safeguard rather then the human flesh one?
>Will the serum work on me?
>...Instead of that, why don't we see about trying to infect random animals with lycanthropy?
>Well, could we lessen the effects?
>Write-In

>>437434
>>...Could you just see about having a different safeguard rather then the human flesh one?

>>437434
>...Instead of that, why don't we see about trying to infect random animals with lycanthropy?

>>437434
>...Could you just see about having a different safeguard rather then the human flesh one?

>>437441
This.

"Could you just see about having a different safeguard rather the human flesh one?"

"Well, unless you enjoy having to clean up lots of bodies, then no, not really."

"Damn it."

"Of course, there is a possible theory I have, that I could expand the safeguard limits, essentially lowering the need for human flesh and transfering the need lost into a need for something else... However, it could prove a little... Random."

Actions.

>...Do it.
>No, I'm willing to lose some comrades.
>Let's just go with infecting animals.
>Well, time to look at the constitution...
>Write-In

>>437467
>...Do it.

>>437467
>Well, time to look at the constitution...
WHAT IF WE HAD TO EAT PIGS? You can't do this to our pet

>>437477
This.

"Do it."

"...Very well, I'll begin the experimentation."

Roll me a 1d100 for what exactly happens

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>437511

94

A few hours later, Karkmann comes back out.

"Well, I think you'll be surprised with the results, ja?"

"What exactly did you get?"

"Well, the safeguard was successfully replaced with a need for any meat, but tends to work much more effectively with human meat."

"Oh, great!"

"...It does however, cost ten-thousand per serum."

Actions.

>Start dolling it out! (Cost: 0.5$ Million)
>...Well, never mind...
>So, does that mean eating people isn't required anymore? That's great!
>Write-In

>>437543
>>Start dolling it out! (Cost: 0.5$ Million)

"That's great, doc! Start producing them at once!"

"Ja, very well."

"Is there any side effects, at all?"

"Not really, nein."

Actions.

>Could you give me the shot? I'd personally like to stop eating humans.
>Yeah, no. I'm good with my diet, thanks.
>...You've got to give it to Ivanka, I don't know how long I can control her!
>Write-In

>>437574
>>...You've got to give it to Ivanka, I don't know how long I can control her!
>>Could you give me the shot? I'd personally like to stop eating humans.

>>437574
>>...You've got to give it to Ivanka, I don't know how long I can control her!
This + meat cube

"Listen, you've got to give this to Ivanka, I don't know how long I can actually control her."

"Oh. Right. Well, I'll make sure to give her some."

"Good."

"So, I don't know about you but that was the last of my lab resources. If you want me to research something else, your going to have to wait until next month."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

With that done, you leave Karkmann's office. It's currently the afternoon, and not much has been going on.

Anything else you want to deal with?

>Democracy issue first.
>Maybe you should change the constitution in light of this new serum?
>The rebuilding of the city.
>Judicial system issue?
>Communists have to be dealt with, of course.
>...There's a NEW important issue. Racism!
>The environment needs to be saved!
>Appoint some cabinet members! (Also, could someone remind me what you appointed everyone to?)
>Write-In

>>437605
>Maybe you should change the constitution in light of this new serum?
>The rebuilding of the city.

You decide to change the constitution in light of this new serum...

Right now, a werewolf can eat a protestor if the government allows it, they can also eat death row prisoners and volunteers.

Actions.

>...Make the consumption of people illegal...
>Keep it as it is.
>Be a little more lax on it.
>Write-in

>>437639
>Be a little more lax on it.

You decide to lessen the human consumption laws.

Select how far your going to change them.

>No, don't change the law.
>Any criminal can be eaten.
>Humans who preform constant micro-aggressions against werewolves.
>Humans who have been judged as racists may be eaten.
>Humans can be eaten at any time, for any reason.
>Humans who are repeat offenders may be eaten.
>Write-In

>>437681
>No, don't change the law.

>>437681
>Any criminal can be eaten.
>Humans who preform constant micro-aggressions against werewolves.
>Humans who have been judged as racists may be eaten.
#WerewolvesLivesMatter

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>437681
>Any criminal can be eaten.
>Humans who preform constant micro-aggressions against werewolves.
>Humans who have been judged as racists may be eaten.

You fume at the thought of RACISM... The humanarchy must be stopped, and therefor consumed because they are vile racists!

Werewolf Respect has greatly increased, while Human Respect has sharply decreased. Respect of the Communist Party has increased greatly.

With that done, you decide to begin to rebuild the city. You find Santiago in one of the hallways of City Hall.

"Senor, there are pre-"

"I know, let's solve them already. What are we supposed to do?"

"Well, I know of a few opportunities to repair the city... However, we need to decide where we'll rebuild first."

Choices.

>The poor section. (Respect of the Communists is increased, along with the respect of the lower class. Capitalist respect falls.)
>Get the middle class section up and running. (Respect of the unaligned is increased, along with the middle class's respect.P
>Get the upper-end sections livable again. (Respect of Capitalists goes up, but Communist respect falls. Upper Class respect also rises.)

>>437770
>The poor section. (Respect of the Communists is increased, along with the respect of the lower class. Capitalist respect falls.)

>>437770
>Get the upper-end sections livable again. (Respect of Capitalists goes up, but Communist respect falls. Upper Class respect also rises.)
Fuck commies

1=Poor.
2=Upper-Class

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>437813
Fuck you too dice.

"Yeah, help out the poor and downtrodden first off. Maybe the communists will start liking me."

"I think they already like you... Now, I have a few corporations willing to invest in rebuilding the city so we'll have money of somesort for the next few months..."

Actions.

>No, we don't need foreign corporations, damn it! (-50% Income for the rest of the year. When done, receive a +5% Income bonus)
>...See if the United States are willing to help us. (-25% Income for the rest of the year, slightly decreased relations with USA.)
>Well, hire a corporation from Sweden. (-35% Income for the rest of the year)
>Write-In

>>437847
>>Well, hire a corporation from Sweden. (-35% Income for the rest of the year)

>>437867
scratch this, go with -50% income.

Make Poland great again!

>>437898
This

>>437898
P O L A N D

>>437898
Polish jobs for true Polish workers!

I-is QM dead?

>>438120
QM is in a better place. A place free of edginess and pretzelposting.

>>438120
I hope not.


Also I regret going to see a film, since some insane fools have decided to alter the werewolf human-consumption laws in an idiotic way. Can, if either of you are still here, you explain why you think that that wasn't retarded? I mean, we'll just change it back at some point but still.

>>438142
>>438146
I was wondering that myself. Most of our population are humans and we're no Ren.

Also Godspeed QM you /pol/lack meme maniac.

>>438146
Fucking this.
I voted towards revising the constitution so we wouldn't eat as many people, but then I go on a college run and now this shit happens.

Back anons, I passed out in my office chair and got scolded for it.

Pro tip for the graveyard shift: if you fall asleep someone is watching you, murderer or boss or co-worker.

>This thread right now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA

>>438612
Spoke too soon..

"Polish jobs for Polish workers, comrade. Nothing else."

"Alright, I'll send out the letters immediately."

"Good, good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going now."

"Yes, my king."

It's late at night, and you can't help but realize you might of been a little TOO impassioned about destroying the humanarchy.
But soon, it will all come tumbling down...

Actions.

>...If anything, you must keep RACISM at bay further!
>Yeah, might not of been wise to allow werewolves who don't really need to eat people... Well, eat lots of people for little reason. Even if it's just. Revert the changes.
>You should probably make eating people illegal.
>Write-In

>>438620
>...If anything, you must keep RACISM at bay further!

>>438620
>Just keep the changes and move on

The way it is now will be useful at handling possible dissenters.

>>438620
>Yeah, might not of been wise to allow werewolves who don't really need to eat people... Well, eat lots of people for little reason. Even if it's just. Revert the changes.


Please anons, just be sane for once!

>>438608
Sorry to hear that fampai

>>438620
>Yeah, might not of been wise to allow werewolves who don't really need to eat people... Well, eat lots of people for little reason. Even if it's just. Revert the changes.

>>438631
>>438638
Uber moralfags putting feels before logic and pragmatism

>>438646
...except we have meatcubes that can achieve the same when the serum is fully distributed, and we're fucking werewolf badasses who can go hunt for soldiers if we need food.

>>438646
There is a difference between "uber moralfags" and being fucking retarded. But to be frank if it is aligning with you or moral fags, I'll sooner be seen preaching a end to human pets than I will enjoying the human pretzels!

>>438661
If we have laws in the constitution that are very liberal in terms of punishment then we can easily dispose of people who might pose a threat without as much backlash.

>>438668
And if we are a good leader we shouldn't NEED those sorts of laws!

You sneak into the constitution room, grab an eraser, and begin erasing wildly on the "fucking humans" and shit.

However, as you begin to get your things and leave the town hall, you see your father, Nicolae.

"Ah, Stojan. I haven't seen you all day."

"I've been heavily busy trying to stop the humanar- I mean trying to repair the city."

"Oh, good. Stojan, why don't you come to church some time? I know you have done many things you regret... Maybe you should turn away from the vodka bottle a little, eh?"

Actions.

>...Well, I guess I might.
>I'm too busy to really go to church.
>...Well, would you mind if I confessed to a few things right here, right now? I can't really wait for a church. (Stojan becomes more religious)
>I'm not really religious, dad. Being a werewolf doesn't really help. (Stojan becomes less religious.
>Hey dad... I've been meaning to ask you if you'd be willing to invite the family here, rather then remaining in the soviet-occupied territory?
>Write-In

How about we all just sit back and assess the situation. There are enemy soldiers we can hunt. We have beef cubes that can sustain us for a long time. The majority of the population is human.
Having werewolves eat fair citizens is pants-on-head retarded if you ask me.

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>>438682
>Hey dad... I've been meaning to ask you if you'd be willing to invite the family here, rather then remaining in the soviet-occupied territory?
>>438646
>>438661
>>438667
>Mfw seeing edge and moral fags argue

>>438671
A good leader should be chivalrous but also pragmatic. If there is some sort of plot against us and the person in charge or movement has any support from the people then it will be more challenging to get rid of them. Some sort of rebellion is bound to happen.

>>438682
>...Well, would you mind if I confessed to a few things right here, right now? I can't really wait for a church. (Stojan becomes more religious)

>>438682
>>Hey dad... I've been meaning to ask you if you'd be willing to invite the family here, rather then remaining in the soviet-occupied territory?
AVOID

>>438682
>...Well, would you mind if I confessed to a few things right here, right now? I can't really wait for a church. (Stojan becomes more religious)


>>438683
Mate I agree and will attempt to fight back against the insane edgy people who seemingly consider it a good idea. Sadly this quest runs after midnight for me and I won't always be able to join...

>>438689
If they have the support of the people then we aren't a good leader. Unless you are talking about them receiving the support of a minority, in which case that helps them little.

>>438697
There will be parts of Poland that are out of our control such as a Soviet or possibly even American backed insurgency. A aristocratic uprising or something like it is a another possibility. It's not like we're Ren and can just fuck everything up. Making it easier to eliminate people would be a good thing. Would you disagree with something like secret police?

"...So, I've got two things to ask you. First off, are you willing to invite the family here? Second off, would you mind if I confessed right here, right now?"

"...Well, to answer your first question I would rather they stay at home, I'd rather you not turn them into werewolves or something..."

Actions.

>...I didn't plan on that, I just want them over.
>...Well, maybe if they consented?
>...What, you don't want the family to have fur or something?
>What are you, a racist?
>Write-In

>>438682
>Hey dad... I've been meaning to ask you if you'd be willing to invite the family here, rather then remaining in the soviet-occupied territory?

>>438718
>>...I didn't plan on that, I just want them over.
>>...Well, maybe if they consented?

>>438718
>>...I didn't plan on that, I just want them over.
>>...Well, maybe if they consented?

>>438718
>I didn't plan on that, I just want them over...
although it wouldn't hurt if I asked and they consented.

"I didn't really plan on that. I just want them over, but if I asked and they consented..."

"Then no, not at all."

"Why? I just said I'd ask."

"Yeah, I'll trust my son who made people pretzels, tends to go on semi-fascist stances, has a betrothed who I fucking saw look at my kids like a goddamned bird of prey... Not to mention she's a God-forsaken communist."

Actions.

>Don't fucking say that about Ivanka, damn it.
>...Right, I have to get your approval for the marriage. Might as well get that out of the way.
>I wouldn't freak out and try to infect them, I swear.
>...On second thought, that was somewhat stupid of me.
>Write-In

>>438756
>...Right, I have to get your approval for the marriage. Might as well get that out of the way.

>>438756
>...On second thought, that was somewhat stupid of me.
>>...Right, I have to get your approval for the marriage. Might as well get that out of the way.

>>438756
>I wouldn't freak out and try to infect them, I swear.

We should eventually spend more time with Ivanka and sway her to Catholicism or at least away from communism.

"Right... Well, do you approve of me marrying Ivanka?"

"No, not at all. I refuse to have my son marry some communist Russian, and that is final."

"...Why?"

"She's a bad influence on you, isn't it obvious?"

Actions.

>...Well, it was just a formality, I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not.
>...I'll try to convert her, alright?
>I guess I won't marry her, then.
>Write-In

>>438776
>...Well, it was just a formality, I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not.

>>438776
>...Well, it was just a formality, I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not.
Will this be the first time /qst/ ditches a waifu?

>>438776
>>...Well, it was just a formality, I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not.

>>438776
>...I'll try to convert her, alright?

>>438786
If I recall correctly we just met Ivanka out of a random group of girls in town, proceeded to drink with her and then we just took her to the back of the woods. The rest is history.

Waiting five more minutes anons!

>>438817
>...Well, it was just a formality, I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not.

And you can't stop me.

>>438827
This.

"It was just a formality. I'll still marry her, whether you like it or not."

"...Go ahead then."

"Just like that?"

"No, but I know I can't stop you. Just know that if it goes downhill that it's not my problem."

"...Thanks, I guess."

"Yeah."

"...So, about the family thing..."

Actions.

>Come on, you can trust me, I swear. (Charisma, HARD)
>Actually, you can trust me but Ivanka? Eh... Don't invite them, please.
>Do it or your hide is on the line. (Intimidation, HARD)
>...I promise that I'll protect them from Ivanka and anyone who'll harm them, alright? (Charisma)
>Write-In

>>438842
>...I promise that I'll protect them from Ivanka and anyone who'll harm them, alright? (Charisma)

I don't trust Petrov...

>>438842
>...I promise that I'll protect them from Ivanka and anyone who'll harm them, alright? (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+4.

>>438842
>Actually, you can trust me but Ivanka? Eh... Don't invite them, please.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>438857

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>438857

18+4=22

"...I promise I'll protect them from Ivanka, and anyone who will harm them, alright?"

"...I guess. But where are they going to sleep?"

Actions.

>Erh, my house, I guess.
>My house, but first I'll have to clean it up a little.
>Well, I guess they can just... Where do you sleep anyways?
>...I'll get them an apartment here, alright?
>...It might be a little sketchy, but you'll personally kick out a more upper-class family for their home, where your family will stay in. (Stojan will become slightly corrupt)
>Write-In

>>438871
>>...I'll get them an apartment here, alright?
I'm going to be renovating my place soon anyway, and I could add a few extra rooms for them.

>>438871
>Write-In
We can have some of our werewolves go and rip some lumber out of the ground from a forest, enough for a decent log cabin. We can give them land rights to a large yard and such.

>>438871
>My house, but first I'll have to clean it up a little.

Combined with our tracksuit and us being a 10 foot tall werewolf, this could make some comedic stuff

>>438871
>My house, but first I'll have to clean it up a little

"Well, I guess my place."

"...Alright, just be careful around them, alright?"

"...Right, even a scratch could infect them."

"Yeah. I'd rather not have to deal with my wife being a werewolf."

"Well, that'd be kind of adorable to be honest..."

"Stojan!"

"Oh. Right."

"Yeah. Anyways, let's get somewhere private for your confession, such as my office."

"Agreed."

What exactly do you want to confess?

>...You did force Kutyovka to eat human flesh.
>Well, you kidnapped someone, made them a pet, and forced them to eat human flesh. Might as well be in the specifics here.
>Well, you did think about torturing and maiming Zhukov for Ivanka.
>Brush those details out!

>>438890
>...You did force Kutyovka to eat human flesh.

Don't go too far in depth since it might damage our relations with Nicolae.

>>438890
>Brush those details out!

For a while you start confessing to some relatively minor stuff, but when it comes to the "big thing" with the forced human cannibalism, you purposely be vague about it. Your father hesitantly forgives you, and you continue on with your day.

It's currently night.

Actions.

>...Go to a bar and get a few drinks. "A few".
>You should probably go around looking for a contractor, just to make plans with on how to renovate your house.
>You should probably see where the hell Leopold is.
>...You know, you don't really know your unofficial adopted daughter too well. Why not give her a gift while your out?
>Head home.
>Write-In

>>438923
>You should probably go around looking for a contractor, just to make plans with on how to renovate your house.

>>438923
>>You should probably go around looking for a contractor, just to make plans with on how to renovate your house.
Get hammers then get hammered.

>>438923
>You should probably go around looking for a contractor, just to make plans with on how to renovate your house.

I want a basement linking to the command bunker. Not to mention various defences and expansions.

>>438923
>You should probably go around looking for a contractor, just to make plans with on how to renovate your house.

I want some sort of dungeon. It's necessary for any good King to have a dungeon for enemies.

File: StojanHouse.jpg (13 KB, 770x587)

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You decide to find a contractor, and within at least three hours, around midnight, you find a willing contractor. You enter his office and take a seat.

"Erh, can I help you?"

"Yes, I'm looking for a contractor to renovate my home."

"Right. Right, erh... That might be a little hard because of your condition, but so long as I'm paid, I don't particularly care."

"How much do you want?"

"It depends on the renovation you want, of course."

"Well, here's what I want you to do..."

Your house is currently very small, having basic living conditions.

Actions.

>...I'd like to expand the restroom. It's hard for me and my soon-to-be wife to move around in there.
>Erh, I need my bedroom expanded. We're starting to run out of room.
>...I was wondering if you could expand my living room.
>I want to attach a new room to my house.
>...I want a second story.
>I would like a basement, of course.
>...Well, I want a swimming pool outside, like our neighbors.
>Write-In

>>438959
>...I'd like to expand the restroom. It's hard for me and my soon-to-be wife to move around in there.

>>438959
>>...I'd like to expand the restroom. It's hard for me and my soon-to-be wife to move around in there.
>I want to attach a new room to my house.
Two more bedrooms for the family. Some will have to double up, but we can always expand more later.
>I would like a basement, of course.
This would more or less be a tunnel to the command bunker and that's it. Once again, expand again when we have more money.

>>438959
>...I'd like to expand the restroom. It's hard for me and my soon-to-be wife to move around in there.
>...I want a second story.
>I would like a basement, of course.


Room for werewolfs and family! Secret tunnel of secrets too!

>>438966
This is good.

>>438959
>Erh, I need my bedroom expanded. We're starting to run out of room.
>...I want a second story.
>I would like a basement, of course

Is anyone else thinking about taking that pool our neighbors have? We could just reimburse them.

"Well, I want a bigger restroom, two more bedrooms, and a basement."

"Ah, well, let's start off with the restroom. Do you have any specifics?"

Actions.

>...Just make it a little larger, alright? I would like not making things fall over everytime I turn around. (Cost: 25k)
>I'd like it to be much larger. I'd like to actually fit in the bathtub if I can install a new one. (Cost: 50k)
>I want a deluxe bathroom. About the size of a bedroom. (Cost: 75k)
>I want the largest bathroom around! (Cost: $1 Million)
>Write-In

Your current treasury is 60k

>>438997
>...Just make it a little larger, alright? I would like not making things fall over everytime I turn around. (Cost: 25k)

>>438997
>...Just make it a little larger, alright? I would like not making things fall over everytime I turn around. (Cost: 25k)

>>438997
>I'd like it to be much larger. I'd like to actually fit in the bathtub if I can install a new one. (Cost: 50k)

>>439006
This, if we can take out loans.

If we can take out loans that I support a larger bathroom with a tub.

"Yeah, I'd like it just to be a little larger."

"Alright, let me just put that on your tab..."

Your treasury is now 10k.

"Now, let's start talking about having a basement."

"Basement, right. Alright, what exactly do you want?"

Actions.

>...A small cellar, suitable for storing things (Cost: 60k)
>You want a large cellar, maybe with a second room in it? (Cost: 1 Million)
>A mini-dungeon. (Cost: 3 Million)
>You want a tunnel heading to the Command Bunker. (Cost: 10 Million)
>A soundproof dungeon. (Cost: 5 Million)
>Erh, just a small room underground. (40k)
>Write-In

>>439026
By the way, since you guys can't afford this stuff I'll just say once you get the money to afford it you can choose to order it.

>>439026
Is the treasury ours or the government's? If the government's do
>You want a tunnel heading to the Command Bunker. (Cost: 10 Million)
As it would be important we would be able to get there on military business

>>439034
It's both yours and the governments, since you are the KANG after all.

>>439026
>You want a large cellar, maybe with a second room in it? (Cost: 1 Million)

>>439026
>You want a tunnel heading to the Command Bunker. (Cost: 10 Million)

We can have stuff built off it later.

>>439026
>You want a large cellar, maybe with a second room in it? (Cost: 1 Million)

"I want a tunnel heading to this specific location."

"Wow... Well, since you've got government access I suppose I can do it. Only problem is that the time needed, cost, and manpower of digging a hole that long... Well, I'd say at least ten million."

"Damn. When I raise the money I'll come back to you."

"Alright. Now, is there anything else?"

Eh... I was thinking about a new room."

"Right. Here's the costs for a new room. I don't really furnish this stuff, this is just a size."

>Living Room (Cost: 1 Million)
>Garage (Cost: 80k)
>Bedroom (Cost: 60k)
>Restroom (Cost: 40k)
>Closet (20k)
>Shed (Cost: 10k)
>Erh... How about we make a deal... You scratch my back, I scratch yours?
>...You wouldn't happen to have room for a new employee, would you?
>Write-In for sizes.

>>439047
>Bedroom (Cost: 60k) x2

>>439047
>Bedroom (Cost: 60k)

Waiting five more minutes anons.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Two bedrooms!
2=Just one.

"Yeah, I'll just have a single bedroom. That's it, really."

"Alright, I'll put this in a tab. I hope you enjoyed doing business with me, mister Kopanski."

You nod and leave, heading back to your home. You fall into bed, nearly ontop of your wife.

"Hey, Stojan... I was wondering where you were."

"I was out, making sure our home will get bigger and better."

"Ah. You know, Stojan, I've heard about you taking down a gang."

"Oh, really?"

"Da, comrade. I was wondering if you'd let me also do that. It seems much more fun then just sitting around here all day."

Actions.

>Sure, I guess. But who exactly are you going to track down?
>Could I come? That's less boring then sitting around and filing papers all day.
>...Fine, but take Sedov and Boris with you.
>No, I'd rather not see you get hurt, damn it!
>Write-In

>>439097
>Write-In
"So long as they haven't got anything too dangerous. Do warn me before doing so just in case you get captured."

>>439097
>Could I come? That's less boring then sitting around and filing papers all day.

Hey QM, do we still have that crown we found in the woods. It's not listed in the character sheet with other stuff like the Nazi hat,

>>439097
>>Sure, I guess. But who exactly are you going to track down?

>>439105
Yeah, I keep forgetting, and it doesn't exactly fit you right.

>>439097
>Sure, I guess. But who exactly are you going to track down?
>>439111
It it comically small or just wierd shaped?

>>439117
Eh, it's just too small to really wear without it just falling off.

>>439120
I thought we got duck tape or something to deal with that.

>>439123
I don't think so.

"Sure, I guess. Who are you going to track down?"

"I'm not exactly sure, comrade. It's just that city life is quite boring."

"...It is, really."

"Da, comrade. But anyways, I've got you something while I was securing our property."

Actions.

>...Oh God, what do you mean, securing our property?
>What is it?
>I don't think I want to know.
>Please tell me you didn't booby-trap the yard...
>Write-In

>>439132
>Please tell me you didn't booby-trap the yard...

>>439132
>What is it?

>>439132
>What is it?

>>439132
>Please tell me you didn't booby-trap the yard...

"...What exactly did you get me?"

"Hang on..."

She gets out of the bed, and opens the closet, and hands you... The communist star and scythe.

"I got this for you, comrade. Wear this at all times, so the proletariat know you are on their side at all times!"

"...Ivanka, I'm not really into the communist stuff. You are."

"...Comrade, it is stylish and looks good with your tracksuit. Also, it shows you support equality and justice for all!"

Actions.

>...Thank you?
>Thank you, now... Feel up for a night of tumbling? (Charisma)
>...Erh, it's probably time to drop a few redpills for her. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Ha, this will show those humans who's truly equal!
>Write-In

>>439156
>Write-In
"Look I feel we need to have a talk about respecting different view points and how I don't feel like being communist.

If you want to discuss it, sure but I am certain in my beliefs."

>>439156
>...Erh, it's probably time to drop a few redpills for her. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
Can we put on the Indiana Jones hat first?

>>439156
>...Erh, it's probably time to drop a few redpills for her. (Charisma, VERY HARD)

>>439164
Sure.

Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +2 if you can drop a redpill or two about communism.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>439171

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>439171
Mr. /pol/?

>>439171
She's going to want to take some vodka with these pills.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>439183
Fucking dice.

Communism is the conglomeration of ideas by two German bourgeois, one of whom was a factory owner. Communism is unable to succeed because itself goes against nature and therefore human society. Equality is impossible while monarchy is the truest and most pure form of government. The strong should lead over the weak and misguided.

Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>439171
Communism relies on the government to deliver a service. The open market often supplies the same or better service at lowered cost, thanks to greater interest in cost reduction and a need to maintain a superiority over competitors. This is before even mentioning the inefficiency of government administration.


Communism oppresses the best of humanity and rewards the laziest equally well. It sees those who do more rewarded the same as those who do the bare minimum.


Communism requires that an armed authoritarian force exists to stop a group from removing the control of the means of production from the people. Since these people can't be trusted to never become corrupt this system instantly or eventually turns into a dictatorship.


Does anyone think I should add more arguments or is that enough?

15+7=22

Borderline Failure

"Communism is the conglomeration of ideas by two German bourgeois, one of whom was a factory owner. Communism is unable to succeed because itself goes against nature and therefore our society. Equality is impossible while monarchy is the truest and most pure form of government. The strong should lead over the weak and misguided!"

"But it's the modern year, we have a duty to help the downtrodden and the poor man! We cannot let the capitalists exploit them!"

"Ivanka, think about it!"

"...Comrade, it's clear that you don't understand the issues! Communism is great, the Russian czars barely fed or clothed their own people! Under communism, Russia has gone far, it can boast about powerful factories, with men and women given board and shelter, surely you can understand that without communism Russia would be irrelevant, still!"

Comrade Pig oinks at her angrily.

"...Why is he doing that? Do I smell bad or something?"

Actions.

>He can smell COMMUNISM!
>...Honestly, when have you taken a bath?
>Comrade Pig just doesn't like us yelling at each other. He also doesn't like communism.
>...I don't know, honestly.
>Write-In

>>439238
>He can smell COMMUNISM!

>>439198
Communism is a system of governance which last saw effective use thousands of years ago. In small tribal groups where everyone was either family or going to be married into in a few generations. People couldn't betray each other and the only things to share were housing, food, fire and tools.

The moment complex civilisation took off, more complex than mere farming communities but ones filled with professional farmers and such, the system fell apart.

Only one example of a more complex society in the ages before now which managed such a feat exists. It had all citizens who were craftsmen; potters, smiths, fetchers, jewellers, tanners, carpenters and masons. Turn their produce into centralised warehouses, under armed guard to prevent theft. In return for producing the goods for every other citizen, they were given their needed food and part of the produced goods. I fail to remember how it fell apart, I think it was a drought.


The only other mentions of a "communist" society in history are two; a Greek philosopher's dream, a roman idea and a medieval concept.


One Greek philosopher, Aristotle if I remember correctly (I think I am wrong), proposed a communist society but the only way he saw to make it work was to have a caste of slave-workers. This is something you wouldn't allow as it defeats the purpose of "freeing the proletariat" you hold so dear.


The medieval system was known as, and I think you'll know this one, feudalism. The central idea of this is three castes; worker, warrior and mystic.

The workers toiled in the fields, in the mines, in the forges and tended to the needs of all three castes. Be it in food, tools, construction or whatever else they needed. They defended against hunger, homelessness and other such material threats.

The warriors, or nobles, held the roles of administrators, rulers and in most cases being the trained army to go and fight, or supply troops to fight, the king/dom's enemies. In return they lived good lives, in comfy homes, well fed, clothed and such by the workers efforts. In return they guarded them from threats of war, of banditry and managed the nation.

Finally we arrive to the last group; the priests or mystics. The church historically in Europe occupies this role. They performed many of the same roles as the nobles, functioning as administration, as state and more. For instance the church is responsible for the preservation of many older teachings, for many scientific, medical, sociological, biological and other such discoveries until the later part of the prior millennia. At which time the nobility became more intimately involved along with a rising middle class. The role of the priest though, historically was protection against the "magical" and the demonic. Admittedly superstitions but important to these people, enough for them to support a entire community of monks in some places.

Yet we know, that as perfect as this system sounds that it is flawed.

CONT!

>>439238
>...Honestly, when have you taken a bath?

>>439238
>He can smell COMMUNISM!


>>439255
It seems a waste that I wrote this out... I wasn't even finished!

>>439255
I think your getting a little to invested in this anon.

>>439262
I have many problems with communism.


Anyhow OP offered a bonus. Never offer me a bonus. I just spent like 25 minutes writing that out and I was only 3/5ths to 4/5ths of the way through!

"He can smell communism!"

"...I'm going to take a bath then, Stojan."

"Oh. Well. Good job Comrade Pig, you convinced my wife to take a bath!"

It oinks happily, and looks up to you.

"...I still don't know why you want a pig as a pet."

Actions.

>...Well, when you get back I HAVE PROOF! PROOF I TELL YOU!
>...Can I help you take a bath? (Charisma, HARD)
>Comrade Pig, you are hereby appointed to the Secret Service of Polska, and your new task is to make sure Ivanka loves you, understand?
>...You don't really want to sleep on the bed tonight. It seems Ivanka is slightly irritated towards you.
>...Well, you can always convert your adopted daughter! (Charisma, HARD)
>...Go to sleep.
>Write-In

>>439265
Welp, it is 15 minutes to six O'clock. I am not getting to sleep, do you think I should finish my write-in?

>>439269
>Comrade Pig, you are hereby appointed to the Secret Service of Polska, and your new task is to make sure Ivanka loves you, understand?
>...Well, when you get back I HAVE PROOF! PROOF I TELL YOU!

>>439269
>Comrade Pig, you are hereby appointed to the Secret Service of Polska, and your new task is to make sure Ivanka loves you, understand?
>...Well, you can always convert your adopted daughter! (Charisma, HARD)

>>439269
>...Can I help you take a bath? (Charisma, HARD)

>>439269
>Comrade Pig, you are hereby appointed to the Secret Service of Polska, and your new task is to make sure Ivanka loves you, understand?
>...Well, when you get back I HAVE PROOF! PROOF I TELL YOU!

"When you get back, you can't hide from the truth! You'll NEVER hide from the truth!"

"...Sure, comrade."

She begins to strut off, and you turn your glance to Comrade Pig.

"Comrade PIg, you are hereby appointed to the head of the secret service of Poland! Your new task is to make sure Ivanka loves you, understand?"

All it does is jump down from the bed and go into the next room. Oh well.

"...So."

You wait a few more minutes and eventually Ivanka comes back. She sits down and lays in the bed, trying to go to sleep.

"...Comrade, I am tired and I want sleep. If I hear you begin talking to me while I try to sleep you or I will sleep in the couch tonight."

Actions.

>That is no excuse! (Charisma, HARD)
>Oh, shit. She's probably pissed at you, time for bed.
>Goddamn it, fine. You'll talk to Pelevina instead.
>...Maybe Kutyovka will hear and understand your ranting about the communists and why they're so misguided...
>Write-In

>>439296
>...Maybe Kutyovka will hear and understand your ranting about the communists and why they're so misguided...

>>439296
>...Maybe Kutyovka will hear and understand your ranting about the communists and why they're so misguided...


We can use my writein when talking to her! Only another 1000 characters or so to go!

>>439296
>Oh, shit. She's probably pissed at you, time for bed.

>>439314
Jesus Christ...

"Fine then. I'll just take my rant somewhere else."

You get out of bed, and go into the living room, where Kutyovka is sleeping.

"Kutyovka, wake up!"

"...What is it... I'm trying to sleep."

"I need to take my frustrations out on someone who's not a communist, so just hang with me, alright?"

"I-It's early in the morning though, and I want to get some sleep."

Actions.

>I'm the alpha in this house, and you'll listen to me!
>...Sit on the couch. Then begin to vent.
>...Please, I just need you for a little bit.
>...If you listen I promise I'll show my appreciation, alright?
>...Fuck, just head back to bed.
>Write-In

>>439337
>...If you listen I promise I'll show my appreciation, alright?

>>439337
>...Sit on the couch. Then begin to vent.

>>439341
This.

>>439337
>...Sit on the couch. Then begin to vent.

"Listen and I'll show my apperciation later, alright?"

"O-Ok."

You sit on her legs and begin to vent to her....

Communism is a system of governance which last saw effective use thousands of years ago. In small tribal groups where everyone was either family or going to be married into in a few generations. People couldn't betray each other and the only things to share were housing, food, fire and tools.

The moment complex civilisation took off, more complex than mere farming communities but ones filled with professional farmers and such, the system fell apart.

Only one example of a more complex society in the ages before now which managed such a feat exists. It had all citizens who were craftsmen; potters, smiths, fetchers, jewellers, tanners, carpenters and masons. Turn their produce into centralised warehouses, under armed guard to prevent theft. In return for producing the goods for every other citizen, they were given their needed food and part of the produced goods. I fail to remember how it fell apart, I think it was a drought.


The only other mentions of a "communist" society in history are two; a Greek philosopher's dream, a roman idea and a medieval concept.


One Greek philosopher, Aristotle if I remember correctly (I think I am wrong), proposed a communist society but the only way he saw to make it work was to have a caste of slave-workers. This is something you wouldn't allow as it defeats the purpose of "freeing the proletariat" you hold so dear.


The medieval system was known as, and I think you'll know this one, feudalism. The central idea of this is three castes; worker, warrior and mystic.

The workers toiled in the fields, in the mines, in the forges and tended to the needs of all three castes. Be it in food, tools, construction or whatever else they needed. They defended against hunger, homelessness and other such material threats!"

"...Oh. This is quite interesting. But why are you ranting to me?"

Actions.

>...I'm not done yet!
>...Really? It's interesting? Thank you!
>My wife doesn't want to hear it, she's a communist.
>...Well, your the only one in this household who isn't a communist pinko. I think. Are you?
>Write-In

>>439350
>...Well, your the only one in this household who isn't a communist pinko. I think. Are you?

Is Pelevina a communist?

>>439350
>...I'm not done yet!
Further explain why communism is the greatest evil

>>439337
>Write-In
>>439255
Cont)

...The system is flawed because it lacked social and in some cases economic mobility. In other cases, it is caused by corruption in the warrior and mystic castes. Leading to them not fulfilling their roles or taking too much from the worker caste. This leads to the disgruntled rising up and bringing anarchy down on otherwise stable, if not perfect or efficient, systems.

It also suffers from a major problem. The warrior caste is now outdated. We have moved past the age of knights and their merry-men winning battles for the good kingdom and returning to their fair ladies hand. That ended when the guns and pike became effective enough, when machine-guns cut down an entire generation. Thus the warriors are left without purpose except to run the government which there is no reason for them to do if they lack any power.

Thus they are thrown out and replaced by a different leader, be it a rule by force, by intelligence, by vote and therefore by charisma.

This is before even mentioning the fact that religious groups, the mystics and priests, hold far less power in an ever more secular world. They are no longer the preservers of knowledge, the advances of science or society aren't attributed to them, they are instead a relic of a bygone age. Of monsters, magic, mages and other such tall tales. Thus they hold no power except that which their scripture, and their people, assign to them. Therefore they are a defunct but comforting and socially useful group. No longer in power.

Thus we are left with a different world where this form can't function. As two thirds of it have became defunct or disappeared under the hooves of dead horses and a hail of machine-gun fire.


The final system, the roman one, is based around a pair of concepts we now consider to be corruption and "bread and circuses". The idea was that in return for your vote for local governing positions or in the senate, you'd receive a "favour", a bribe by a far sweeter name. This concept is still in use today amongst such noble and humanitarian of organisations as the mafia.

The other idea, is that people won't care so long as they are fed and entertained, that we are like simple creatures to be taken care of in a mechanical and simplistic manner. That they will vote for the provider, that they'll "never bite the hand that feeds them". This concept still sees use today in democratic governance and such. The bribing of the public to gain their support.

>>439350
>...I'm not done yet!

NOR AM I! --->>>439368

"...Well, your the only one in this household who isn't a communist pinko. I think. Are you?"

"N-No."

"Oh, good."

"Continue, if you will.

"Right. Well... The warriors, or nobles, held the roles of administrators, rulers and in most cases being the trained army to go and fight, or supply troops to fight, the kingdom's enemies. In return they lived good lives, in comfy homes, well fed, clothed and such by the workers efforts. In return they guarded them from threats of war, of banditry and managed the nation.
Finally we arrive to the last group; the priests or mystics. The church historically in Europe occupies this role. They performed many of the same roles as the nobles, functioning as administration, as state and more. For instance the church is responsible for the preservation of many older teachings, for many scientific, medical, sociological, biological and other such discoveries until the later part of the prior millennia. At which time the nobility became more intimately involved along with a rising middle class. The role of the priest though, historically was protection against the "magical" and the demonic. Admittedly superstitions but important to these people, enough for them to support a entire community of monks in some places.
Yet we know, that as perfect as this system sounds that it is flawed..."

"How is it?"

"I'm getting to that, alright?"

"O-oh. Alright."

Actions.

>...Thank you for listening so far.
>...Pet her for being a good pet and listening!
>Would you care if I asked what ideology yo are?
>Remain silent while I speak, damn it!
>Could you remain silent, please?
>Write-In

>>439368
This is like communism in that the people are all fed, housed and in this case entertained, by their rulers for their support.


I am done. For now.

>>439350
>...Well, your the only one in this household who isn't a communist pinko. I think. Are you?

And

>My wife doesn't want to hear it, she's a communist..

With a touch of
>...Really? It's interesting? Thank you!

You made a political discussion with one side. Nice job QM. lol.

>>439374
>Write-In
"Thank you for listening. I need to rant on occasion or it all gets to me."
>...Pet her for being a good pet and listening!

>>439374
>...Thank you for listening so far.

>Would you care if I asked what ideology you are?

>...Pet her for being a good pet and listening!

In this order.

>>439374
>...Pet her for being a good pet and listening!
>Would you care if I asked what ideology yo are?

>>439378
To be fair, I am amazed no one in here has been in support of communism. It'd be more unacceptable than the human pretzel making if they liked Mao or Stalinist thought.

>>439388
LoL. Right. Well, at least the arguement isnt happening. So we have that to celebrate.

>>439382
Oh. I like that write in.

>>439391
I suppose. What'd ya think of my communism argument though. It took me about an hour to write out in whole.

>>439387
This.

>>439395
I've honestly only read portions. Kinda just got here. Also I just realized I've been leaving my nametag from the quest I've been following.

>>439400
Fair enough, it is about 5000 characters long. As to your name tag, many have taken to leaving theirs on in /qst/ because there is a lesser degree of anonymous-ness. Also a bit of laziness on their parts.

"Aw, thank you for listening so far. I need to rant or it gets to me."

You rustle her hair. and pet her.

"T-Thank you. Why exactly do you do that?"

"...Well, it's adorable. Besides, that's what you do to pets, right?"

"Please don't remind me..."

"Anyways, what exact ideology are you?"

"...I don't really have a preference, so long as it isn't communism."

"Right... I'm going to continue, alright?"

You rub her blonde hair once again and continue on...

"...The system is flawed because it lacked social and in some cases economic mobility. In other cases, it is caused by corruption in the warrior and mystic castes. Leading to them not fulfilling their roles or taking too much from the worker caste. This leads to the disgruntled rising up and bringing anarchy down on otherwise stable, if not perfect or efficient, systems.
It also suffers from a major problem. The warrior caste is now outdated. We have moved past the age of knights and their merry-men winning battles for the good kingdom and returning to their fair ladies hand. That ended when the guns and pike became effective enough, when machine-guns cut down an entire generation. Thus the warriors are left without purpose except to run the government which there is no reason for them to do if they lack any power.
Thus they are thrown out and replaced by a different leader, be it a rule by force, by intelligence, by vote and therefore by charisma.
This is before even mentioning the fact that religious groups, the mystics and priests, hold far less power in an ever more secular world. They are no longer the preservers of knowledge, the advances of science or society aren't attributed to them, they are instead a relic of a bygone age. Of monsters, magic, mages and other such tall tales. Thus they hold no power except that which their scripture, and their people, assign to them. Therefore they are a defunct but comforting and socially useful group. No longer in power.
Thus we are left with a different world where this form can't function. As two thirds of it have became defunct or disappeared under the hooves of dead horses and a hail of machine-gun fire.
The final system, the roman one, is based around a pair of concepts we now consider to be corruption and "bread and circuses". The idea was that in return for your vote for local governing positions or in the senate, you'd receive a "favour", a bribe by a far sweeter name. This concept is still in use today amongst such noble and humanitarian of organisations as the mafia.
The other idea, is that people won't care so long as they are fed and entertained, that we are like simple creatures to be taken care of in a mechanical and simplistic manner. That they will vote for the provider, that they'll "never bite the hand that feeds them". This concept still sees use today in democratic governance and such. The bribing of the public to gain their support."

Continued in the next post, anons.

>>439406

You take a deep breath.

"...It feels nice to get all of that out."

"...Your quite impassioned, honestly."

"...I am?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Oh, thank you. What exactly did you think of my rant?"

"Interesting, but you did switch from ranting about communism and begin ranting about feudalism half way through."

"Oh. Right."

"...You know, you have a lot of thoughts in your mind. Why exactly did you choose me, though? You could of ranted to your wife about them. I-I'm just some girl you kidnapped."

Actions.

>You aren't just "some girl" I kidnapped, alright?
>My wife doesn't really like me badmouthing communism.
>Because I didn't feel like getting kicked out of the bed.
>...Well, your nice and wouldn't interrupt me or anything. It's refreshing to be honest.
>Write-In

>>439413
>You aren't just "some girl" I kidnapped, alright?

>>439413
>You aren't just "some girl" I kidnapped, alright?
You're my very own human pet so you're family too!

>>439421
I like this.

>>439413
>Write-In
Because you looked like a puppy to me.

And no, I can't just rant at my mate. She has opinons and I have to respect them.

________________

I kinda see the MC as having a disconnect with humans at this point.

"Well, you aren't just "some girl" I kidnapped, alright? You're my very own human pet, so you're family too!"

"...I-In a strange, twisted sense for a fuzzy killing machine of death, that forced me to eat people... That's kind of nice."

Actions.

>...Well, thank you.
>For a human, you aren't so bad!
>You won't believe how happy that makes me, honestly!
>...So, how exactly are you doing?
>I'm going to go back to bed. Sorry for waking you up in the middle of the night.
>Write-In

>>439430
>For a human, you aren't so bad!
>You won't believe how happy that makes me, honestly!

>>439430
>I'm going to go back to bed. Sorry for waking you up in the middle of the night.

>>439432
This.
Maybe try rubbing her belly.

>>439432
>>439435

The Stockholm is strong up in here.

"Yeah, well for a human, you aren't so bad!"

You begin to rub her belly, and it seems to have tickled her. She begins bursting out into laughing and tries to get you to stop, and she wipes tears away from her eyes when you finish.

"T-thank you... I haven't laughed at all since you... Well, kidnapped me."

"Don't worry about it, you won't believe how happy I am that you aren't angry at me!"

"I-I can see that. Your tail is wagging."

"It is?"

"Y-Yeah... Good night, Stojan."

You rub her hair, and begin to get up. That's when you feel your feet land on something. Paper, it seems. It sticks to your foot as you get up, and it seems she's heard the wrinkling of it.

"I-If you want, I could throw that away for you."

Actions.

>...No, I can.
>...Is there anything on it, first of all?
>Oh, thank you.
>Write-In

>>439452
>...No, I can.
>...Is there anything on it, first of all?

"...Is there anything on it, first of all?"

"N-No, of course not!"

You begin to unravel it, and see that it's just white paper... Huh. You throw it into the trashcan.

"...Why did you ask me what's on it?"

"...Well, I was thinking you were going to try and escape or something. Maybe an escape route or something."

"...Oh... Just wondering... What exactly would you do if I escaped?"

Actions.

>...Well, for betraying my trust... I would make sure to hurt you, slowly. (Lie)
>Well, for betraying my trust, I would make sure to hurt, slowly and painfully.
>I wouldn't hurt you at all, don't worry about it!
>...I would kill you. (Lie)
>I would kill you.
>Well, if you wanted to go I'd just let you go, to be honest. Nothing's keeping you here.
>...I would personally track you down and I would never let you outside again, do you understand?
>Write-In

>>439460
>...Well, for betraying my trust... I would make sure to hurt you, slowly. (Lie)
We'll just lock her up long enough till she gets the Stockholm

>>439460
For starters, id roll up a newspaper.

"If you leave, I will hurt you, slowly. Don't even try it."

"...O-oh."

You leave the room, and can't help but wonder... Why exactly did she ask you that?

Actions.

>You should confront her about why she asked...
>Watch her once she thinks you go to bed.
>No, she knows what will happen to her if she escapes now. Go to bed.
>Write-In

>>439471
>You should confront her about why she asked...

>>439471
>You should confront her about why she asked...