Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>450337
Add salt

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>>450344
Salt added

>>450347
add pepper, even it out

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450347
punch self in face

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>>450355

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Punch self in face>>450362

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450359
Punch salt in face

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450362
Cover your fist in salt.
Then punch self in face.

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>>450366

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450380
Check it again

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450380
Look for a fortune teller

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>>450384

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450390
More fists

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450390
Check on the crew

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450390
Are you sure?
You sure it's not the symbiote?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450390
now we can start.

eat the pepper shaker.

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>>450394

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450390
Eat the salted/peppered soup while punching

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450398
Then check it ..... again

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450398
Punch the offending fist/symbiote, while enjoying soup

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>>450407

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450414
Invite all your uncles for a party that involves soup and maybe fists.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450414
Now we got that our of the way grab both crews get drunk and sub around a few hours till we hit some plot.

>>450418
As you dive under the influence, one of the crewmen said
"oh shit guys, we're gonna ripoff a popular movie now!"

"which one?"

"ya know, the one with the pirates"

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450427
Anons laugh at op for forgetting the picture.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450427
Waiting on op

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>>450439

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450446
But which popular pirate movie?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450446
>>450449
"cooking with starfish"

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>>450449
"The one where they turned into skeletons"

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450464
Suddenly the sub crashes into some plot!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450464
tho cooking one

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>>450466
"fug"

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450464
Oh of course

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450473
Milk, drink some milk!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450473
In the name of independent contractors we'll be taking this vessel!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450473
did they bring broth?

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>>450480
And so you decided to raid this Kingcorp Submarine

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450494
Isn't kingcorp owned by one of our uncles?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450494
do they have broth?
ram it

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450494
intimidate with harsh words and face

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450494
Sunova... why dnot we have windows on this thing!?

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>>450497
MEANWHILE, IN THE KINGCORP SUB's KITCHEN

"Oh man look at all these declicious broths we have"

"Why did we make so many anyway"

"I dunno"

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450511
Pray to your spirit animal, Harambe for wisdom

"What would you do, Harmbe?"

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450511
"Hey look at all those barbarians in their barbarian submarine looting that barbarian treasure."

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450511
Through sheer force of will, teleport the broth on to your sub.

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>>450514
"shieeet nigga I dunno, release my mixtape or sumshit I guess"

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450526
release CD instead

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450526
Do so

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450526
Have the orc cultists summon a demon to clear out the sub.

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>>450531
Coming to a music store near you!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450543
fire the CDs as torpedos

with fresh beats you can distract the enemy

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450543
>>450517

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450543
Hack into their Com system and blast the beats!

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>>450545
tink tonk tink

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450559
Politely ask if they'll let you in.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450559
"We come in piss"

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450559
Raid their ship

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>>450563
"why?"

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450571
Because you are skeletons

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450571
We're skeletons, don't you believe in skeletons?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450571
We come with candy

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450571
"Cuz fug u dat y, GiB entreez plox :DDDD"

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>>450583
"No we're not"

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450598
Look at the guy behind you smartass.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450598
By skelly code you have to, you know this be true.
Use jedi mind trick.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450598
we're all skellys

in the inside

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450598
You guys didn't thank mr skeltal enough.
Doot-dooting sounds ominously in the deep, drawing nearer

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>>450603
"What guy"

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450607
Get aboard while his back was turned.
Oldest trick in the book

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450607
Welp, good luck guy. You now have a infestation of ninja skeles

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450607
The invisible skeleton guy.

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>>450610

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450616
Unmask him while he's still confused.

>>450616
Now sick your orcs on them, like a pack of crazed ku kuts

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>450616
Thank mr skeltal, incapacitate the dude with doot-noots

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>>450618
And underneath it...is another mask

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450625
Keep pulling off masks.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450625
He must be real sick

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450625

what the fuck?

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>>450628

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450637

meanwhile, your crew is stealing shit

including loads of soup, like a lot alot

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450637
Put the orcs on unmasking duty while you take a break.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450637
Punch him in face

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>>450638

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450647
Kidnap the guy were trying to unmask so we can keep pulling off masks in the sub.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>450647
fuck yeaah, BROTH
Now our legendary soup will be finally complete

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450647
return to sub and flee with loot...and soup

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450647
Point and yell.
"THOSE BARBARIANS ARE STEALING THE GOLD"

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450647
A guitar riff kicks up for the epic battling

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>>450654
"Oh no you don't"

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450664
He put himself in a position for us to suplex him with our legs.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450664
Orcs to the rescue, also how did we get cursed?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450664
Hey look a barbarian

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450664
Punch him in his face
"Ye best start believing in skellies boy"

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>>450670
crack

welp

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450676
Draw your cutlass, don your fabulous hat

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450676
the kingcrop sub is now attacked by BarbarianCorp merc subs

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450676
Curse him with the skele curse also.

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>>450678

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450685
Suddenly more skeleton pirates show up and attack both sides.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450685
King blood forces us to drop what we're doing and kill barbarians.
Crew keeps looting.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450685
Deform your skeleton parts and reform them out of his grip

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450685
WITH THE POWER OF COLDGATE BARBARIAN SUBS ARE IMMUNE

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>>450693
"Damnit! Sir! The skeletons are escaping!"

"Forget them! Repel the barbarians!"

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450698
Just before escaping drop a single coin that'll spread the skele curse to the people that pick it up.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450698
Grab some popcorn on the way out.
May as well enjoy the fireworks properly.

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>>450700
"Oh hey they dropped a coin"

"Forget that shit, kill some barbarians"

"Okay"

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>450703
The coins really shiny also.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450703
Make some popcorn and watch the barbarians "fight" Kingscorp.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450703
TIME FOR A FEAST
WITH CHICKEN SOUP

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450703
Why aren't we really strong? I thought we were related to the king.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450703
The coin has really high charisma stats
And it can talk

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450703
you pick up the coin

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>>450707
"They're not letting up!"

"Fuck those barbarians! Activate punching mode"

>>450710
Got the inferior, recessive genes

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450716
Lets just do the last and the most dangerous thing in our to-do list

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450716
While this is happening telepathically give the coin you droped a 100 speech skill.

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>>450720
"Barbarian sub destroyed"

Roll2d100 to telepathically give the coin 100 speech skill

0-59: terrible failure
60-89: failure
90-100: success

Rolled 17, 32 = 49 (2d100)

>>450726

Rolled 57, 98 = 155 (2d100)

>>450726

Rolled 12, 2 = 14 (2d100)

>>450726

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>>450729

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>450732
coin convinces Kingcorp to give some interesting info to you

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>>450734
"racecar is racecar backwards"

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450740
They all become skeles because of coins epic speech skill

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450740
I feel scammed
does it know sandwiches receipts?

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>>450742
"wat"

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450752
Now pass mr coin to the next king ship like a good skele.

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>>450756
"Nah, I'll just keep it in my pocket instead"

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450761
okay, what's the last on our to do list?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450761
Go back to adventuring, surely mr coin well slowly curse a army after awhile.

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>>450766
And now you check your spoils:

10 pots of broth

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450768
Check how much you can sell broth for.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450768
Do some captain training get steve to help you stop being shitty

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>>450769
"10 dollars on the black market captain"

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450777
What if we advertise it as a miracle cure all broth?

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>>450779
"12 dollars"

>>450786
What if we get the crew member with the highest barter skill to sell it?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450790
>>450786
Forgot roll

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>>450794
"Price's been upped to 20 dollars"

you're the only one replying right now anyway

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450798
Set up the anon beacon to attract more and potentially hibernate if none come as its night in this anons timezone.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450798
Demand 1million per cup ransom for broth from king corp

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>>450803
The anon signal is set. If none shows up in 10 minutes then we hibernate

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>450809
make borsch

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>>450812
Roll 2d100 to amke borsch

0-29: death
30-59: terrible failure
60-89: failure
90-99: success
100: great success

Rolled 12, 69 = 81 (2d100)

>>450822

Rolled 92, 27 = 119 (2d100)

>>450822

Rolled 27, 100 = 127 (2d100)

>>450822
let's do this
I need to go away, sorry

>>450827
>>450828
RNG has abandon us

Rolled 23, 23 = 46 (2d100)

>>450822
>>450831
Not I was was busy

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>>450827
During the borsch making, you somehow managed to accientally cut into the kitchen's gas system and blew yourself up into smithereens

GAME OVER

>>450834
I was refering more to the fact that the terrible result won while the literally 100 lost

>>450838
Fug, did the crew at least escape?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450838
It was a dream

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450838
Still a dream. Is op over this adventure already?

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>>450845
They did, as the sub exploded because of yuor fuckup, right into the hands of KingCorp as they capture them for raiding one of their sub. Theya re now kept in the KingCorp cells for skeletal experimentations

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450851
He didn't even roll, harumph

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>>450854
Because you were late, your post appeared when i was in the middle of writing that up and I was too lazy to change

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450858
Inquire as to if the quest is done for good or if its new character time.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450858
Well the cultist resurrect you.

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>>450862
uuhhhh...

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450866
Is it true you also been fucking sheep?

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>>450868
That's no way to refer to your mother

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>450872
Well she is catholic sir now answer the previous question!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450872
New civ quest when?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450872
Answer the first question op. The anons demand to know if its straw poll time or new character time.

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>>450877
hmmmmm.....

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450882
I would like to finish this game, I mean we havnt discovered the ancient gods yet

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450882
but there's a gap for adventure civ and it'll be at least a month
you've got to run a civ quest

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>450882
The anons demand answers op.

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>>450885
They were right next door the whole time

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450890
Oh well then I guess it is time for a new game, since no one is interested in it any more.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>450890
NEW GAME
CIV GAME

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>450890
Whatever you pick the anons will follow op. Mainly because you have some high quality quests.

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>>450896
>high quality quests.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>450901
Strawpoll for a new civ quest please

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>450901
By that I mean yours aren't slow or boring like the others.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>450901
I'm just sad everyone is done with sub adventure.

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>>450912
They jsut dont want to spend time in a long hard tube filled with seamen

http://www.strawpoll.me/10935363

>>450917
So we have to wait another week for a NoP thread?

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>>450926
YA GOT IT!

Or within a week, if I find the time.

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Anyway, see ya next time

If the next time can even survive

Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Quest died cuz no one is on this early in the states, which is a majority of traffic here. I would love to keep going if i was awake for these things

>>451252
Same.

>>450917
So no civ then

>>451285
I wanna go on

>>451359
go on where

>>451365
This quest or a similiar new one

>>451406
so you don't want the civ meme I see

>>451440
I dont even know what it is
But i do know i like quests like this alot

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>>451440
>375 lightyears since last Dudes N Xenos

>>451460
It's a type-a thing where multiple people plays a civ against eachother
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Cultural%20Civ
>>451483
soon™

>>451509
Not really my kinda thing