>>459708
>...So, how exactly does this not get abused?
>Why would they flee just because they became someone else's property? That could be a good thing depending on their owner.

>>459708
>...So, how exactly does this not get abused?

>>459708
>...So, how exactly does this not get abused?
>Why would they flee just because they became someone else's property? That could be a good thing depending on their owner.

What about the egg? Where is it and how much longer until it hatches?

"So how exactly doesn't this get abused?"

"Well, unless your high up in politics, there's a set number of Helots you can have, usually twenty."

"Twenty?"

"Enough to operate a farm, basically."

"...Right. So why would they flee just because they just become someone else's property? That could be a good thing depending on the owner."

"Because if your master has over twenty other helots, you either get sold overseas, used as target practice, or forced into backbreaking labor in the mines."

"...Sounds a little harsh."

"It is, of course."

The two of you step off the makeshift wooden dock into the Spartan countryside, which is hilly, and unlike most lands, lacking farmland.

"So, which way are we supposed to go?"

"A little southward, from what the captain told us."

"Right."

Actions.

>Just walk to Sparta.
>...So, Kryos... How exactly does being a scholar among the Spartans work out?
>I remember reading how the Spartans are famous for their warrior culture. Is it still around?
>Sounds like Minotaurs are treated better here in Sparta then the rest of the Greek city states.
>So, how wealthy is Sparta?
>...Would you mind if I asked if you owned any helots?
>...When I take over, I'll make sure to free or enslave benevolently the helots.
>Where exactly do the helots come from?
>Write-In

>>459748
>Sounds like Minotaurs are treated better here in Sparta then the rest of the Greek city states.

>>459748
>I remember reading how the Spartans are famous for their warrior culture. Is it still around?
>Where exactly do the helots come from?

"Sounds like Minotaurs are treated better here in Sparta then the rest of the city states."

"It's a warrior culture, what can you expect? Most minotaurs leave to be mercenaries, keep in mind, and minotaurs cannot hold public office, save in Athens. And if you do manage to get a office in Athens... Well, let's just say the word eunuch comes to mind."

"...Eunuch?"

"Eunuch."

"Why?"

"Because at that point you're someone else's property, so you don't even get the benefits of holding the office. It's a clever scheme, but Minotaurs are very rarely elected."

"...Damn. So Spartan Minotaurs are treated much better here?"

"Oh yeah."

"Right. I remember reading how the Spartans are famous for their warrior culture. Is it still around?"

"Sure is, but most Spartans are mercenaries or standing army, so very few actual Spartans live in Sparta. Not to mention that unlike the rest of the Greek city states, Spartans cannot get enough of Rome. So keep that in mind."

"Oh. Huh. So where exactly do the helots come from?"

"Mostly bought from the Caliphate in Egypt, the British, or occasionally from Sweden."

Actions

>...But I never legalized slavery, it was just MY thing.
>I never really thought there were slaves that I didn't own in my empire.
>Huh. Well, the more you know.
>...Where exactly do the Swedish slaves come from?
>...I fucking love Rome. I think I and Sparta will get along.
>Well, I have a different question... (Specify)
>Just continue walking to Sparta.
>Write-In

>>459777
>...Where exactly do the Swedish slaves come from?


If they are illegally slaved, so help me god...

>>459777
>...I fucking love Rome. I think I and Sparta will get along.

Roma Invicta!

>>459777
>...Where exactly do the Swedish slaves come from?

"...Where exactly do the Swedish slaves come from?"

"...Well, that depends. Quite a few are people who can't afford to pay their taxes, so they become willing slaves to someone else in order to dodge taxation. Some are just homeless and poor so they often sign up for it as well, and quite a few slaves are bought from Spain and England. Recently, I think the draft has got more people to become slaves in order to avoid it."

Actions.

>...Well, that should be illegal.
>...So people are becoming slaves in order to dodge taxation and drafting?
>...That shouldn't stop them from paying taxes and being drafted!
>Well, I have no problem with it then.
>Well, let's go back to Sparta, shall we?
>Write-In

>>459795
>...So people are becoming slaves in order to dodge taxation and drafting?

>>459795
>...So people are becoming slaves in order to dodge taxation and drafting?
>Well, I have no problem with it then.

If they're slaves to Greeks then at least they aren't leaching off of the Swedish system.

"So people are becoming slaves in order to dodge taxation and drafting?"

"I believe so."

"...Ah."

"Anyways, I think we're be in Sparta at least in an hour."

"Yeah."

"So, did you hear the news?"

"What?"

"Your wife apparently became a dragon overnight, ate the nobility, and proceeded to gulf down an entire feast worth of food, and the palace is apparently surrounded in snow."

Actions.

>You forgot the part where she laid an egg.
>...Wait, it's surrounded in snow now?
>Yeah, I might of given her some dragon mutagen. How cool is that?
>Right. Why don't we go back to talking about Sparta?
>Timeskip to arriving in Sparta.
>Write-In

>>459821
>Yeah, I might of given her some dragon mutagen. How cool is that?

"Yeah, I might of given her some dragon mutagen. How cool is that?"

"...That's a thing?"

"It is indeed."

"...Huh. That's remarkable."

"Of course it is, it's turning a primal mammal into a true reptillian master race... No offense."

"Erh, none taken?"

A few minutes go by of the two of you walking beside a road, when Kryos says something.

"Anyways, how exactly do you feel about Rome?"

Actions.

>...I fucking love Rome, why?
>It was great when it was a republic, in my opinion.
>Better as an empire, totally.
>...Byzantine Empire is best Empire.
>I don't particularly care about it, to be honest.
>I don't really like Rome.
>Why are you asking?

>>459835
>...I fucking love Rome, why?

>>459835
>...I fucking love Rome, why?

"I fucking love Rome. Why are you asking?"

"Good, because Spartans like claiming they're the "Fathers of Rome", so that part about the plebian insult doesn't apply here."

"Oh, right."

The two of you eventually see a city in the distance, a rather large one, to be honest. A while into the distance, you see what seems to be a shanty town, and as you look closely on the hills surrounding the city, is what seems to be silts and the occasional tower coming out of it.

Actions.

>...So, why don't we introduce ourselves to the Archonate here?
>...I kind of want to look around the city, just to get a view of it myself.
>...Something tells me my Mom would like these guys.
>So, why don't you tell me a little about the races that inhabit Sparta?
>What's with those hills with the towers coming out of them?
>Write-In

>>459856
>So, why don't you tell me a little about the races that inhabit Sparta?

>>459856
>So, why don't you tell me a little about the races that inhabit Sparta?

QM, are you a history buff at all?

>>459861
Why do you ask?

"So, why don't you tell me about the races that inhabit Sparta?"

"Ah. Well, besides the humans and minotaurs, there's of course the cobalds, inventors of the famous Spartan Phalanx, and if you look closely at those hills, amazing engineers."

"...Cobalds?"

"Yes. By the Statue of Zeus, which isn't too far away from here, is a small tribe of centaurs who are said to descend from Agrius."

"...Agrius?"

"He's a centaur that Hercules himself fought with."

"Ah."

"But as far as I remember, that's it for Sparta."

Actions.

>Centaurs, eh?
>What the fuck is a Cobold?
>That's it? I was expecting more.
>Let's just enter the city, alright?
>Write-In

>>459872
>Let's just enter the city, alright?

>>459872
>Let's just enter the city, alright?
Mainly because we're talking about stuff like Spartans potentially founding Rome.

>>459883
Well, I wouldn't put myself on /his/ level, but I think I have a good knowledge of it.

The two of you enter the city, and as you enter through one of the roads, you see what seems to be a checkpoint.

"...So, just follow my lead, alright?"

"Right."

The two of you go up to the checkpoint, where armed guards are patrolling, dressed in a mixture of a army uniform similar to what the Americans commonly wear, but with helmets and armor more common to what a hoplite would wear. In front of the checkpoint is a somewhat long line of people waiting in front of a booth.

"So, just answer all of their questions and you should get past unmolested, alright? All you need to do is show them your passport."

Actions.

>Got it.
>...I'm a fucking dragon, I shouldn't have to deal with this.
>...Uh... What if I don't have a passport?
>Could we just sneak around? I have a bad time with immigration.
>Can we just demand to go to where the Archonate is?
>...Listen, you're the biggest guy here. Why don't you just charge past them so I can sneak in?
>Write-In

>>459897
>...Uh... What if I don't have a passport?
>Could we just sneak around? I have a bad time with immigration.

Don't worry. Half of /his/ is just shitposting about a guy named Stirner or about Vikings.

>>459897
>...I'm a fucking dragon, I shouldn't have to deal with this.

>>459909
I don't know who the fuck is Stirner, but Vikings are cool, I guess.

"...Uh... What if I don't have a passport?"

"...You fucking forgot a passport? How?"

"...I never have had one in the first place."

"...Well. Great. You don't have any photos or anything?"

"No, not really."

"...Shit."

"Could we just sneak around?"

"Yeah, well that's easier said then done. There's a wall to keep illegals out, you know."

"What? Let me guess, some guy with a last name sounding like... I don't know... Trump or something built it?"

"...Erh, why are you talking about Fred Trump's newborn son?"

"...Who the hell is Fred Trump?"

Kryos sighs, and shakes his head.

"Alright, listen... I doubt we can climb that wall without being seen, so we're going to have to nick someone of their passport or something."

Actions.

>...Nah, I can climb it. It's fine.
>You go on in, I'll find a way through.
>Oh, just mug someone for their passport? That should be easy enough.
>...Shapeshift? Shapeshift.
>Write-In

>>459924
>...Shapeshift? Shapeshift.

>>459924
>Write-In
I could just burrow to the other side, fences stop people going over not under them

>>459924
Burrow under the wall.

"Well... I'll see you then. I'll just be going down under."

"...Down under?"

"I can burrow under it."

"...Right, well, I'll see you then."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can burrow undetected to the other side.

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>459945

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>459945

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>459945
Moleman go.

16+3=19

Good Success!

You burrow to the other side of the wall with ease, and you don't think you were detected at all, hell you did it in broad daylight as well.

Of course, you sense there's five places you could emerge in.

Choices.

>A basement, chances are someone's in the home, but you might be able to sneak out, and you won't really cause a scene.
>Emerge somewhere on a road. You'll cause a scene, but at least you won't be breaking and entering.
>Try to emerge where the checkpoint was. You'll find Kryos easy peasy, but you might tip the guards off or worse, end up on the other side.
>...For some reason, you can sense plenty of humans in a building, a lot more then average. This has slightly peaked your interest.
>Maybe you can tunnel into the sewer.
>...Who said you were going to emerge? You should just stay underground for a while.
>Write-In

>>459966
>Try to emerge where the checkpoint was. You'll find Kryos easy peasy, but you might tip the guards off or worse, end up on the other side.

>>459966
>A basement, chances are someone's in the home, but you might be able to sneak out, and you won't really cause a scene.

>>459966
>>...For some reason, you can sense plenty of humans in a building, a lot more then average. This has slightly peaked your interest.
What could go wrong?

Going to wait ten more minutes anons.

>>459973
Switching to this.

You decide to emerge in a building, and as you go towards the surface, you find yourself in what seems to be a... Closet. Convenient! Of course, you shrink down with your half-dragon form, as it's rather small for you. Outside you hear talking and something similar to that of a party.

Actions.

>...Eh, might as well go human. You've got to blend in after all.
>...Maybe a change of clothes might help. A business suit might not work here.
>Go outside, who cares what you look like?
>...Go outside, and make sure to grow a little.
>Shapeshift into your dragon form, but make sure it's the smallest possible size, being fifteen feet.
>Send Smaug out to scout! (Summoning)
>Write-In

>>459988
>...Eh, might as well go human. You've got to blend in after all.

>>459988
>Go outside, who cares what you look like?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Human
2=Who cares?

You shift down into your human form, is there any other preparation you want to do?

Actions.

>Nah, just go outside.
>...Adjust your tie and go outside.
>Send Smaug to scout. (Summoning.)
>Just make sure your human form is a little bigger then usual.
>A change of clothes? You see some servant clothes you can wear.
>Write-In

>>460012
>A change of clothes? You see some servant clothes you can wear.

>>460012
>...Adjust your tie and go outside.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Change Clothes.
2=Adjust Tie

You adjust your tie and open the door to head outside, where it seems a large gathering of people are, in what seems to be an auditorium. Your suit is somewhat out of place since most people here seem to be wearing togas, and seems like many people here are simply watching the stage while servants bring them wine and bread.

Actions.

>...You know, you should probably talk to someone on what's going on.
>...Sneak out of here.
>Sit down, what exactly are they going to watch?
>Write-In

>>460022
>>...You know, you should probably talk to someone on what's going on.

You approach one of the patrons and go up to them to talk.

"...Sorry, I'm late. My servants couldn't brief me on what exactly is going on here."

"Oh, don't worry, sometimes my helots do a similar thing. Well, pleased to meet you. My name and rank is Antistratigos Demodocus Levas."

"...Erh... Antistratigos?"

It takes you a little bit to translate the word, but eventually it comes to you as a Lieutenant General.

"Of course! Most millitary minds have gathered here today!"

"...For what, exactly?"

"...Right, well we're preparing to discuss on how exactly we should retake Cairo from the Caliphate, or possibly take care of Epirus. Command was vague on it."

"Oh, really?"

"Of course, we were briefed on it this morning, all of the command staff was invited."

"Oh, right!"

"Anyways, you sound Swedish... And I don't think I saw you in the High Marshal's command staff."

Actions.

>...I'm not, I was just... Taking a tour?
>Oh, I'm his... Sublieutenant Commander? (Charisma, HARD)
>I was invited here by the General himself. (Charisma)
>...I'm a mercenary from Sweden, of course.
>O-oh. I best be going now, shouldn't I?
>Would you mind if I sat next to you?
>How do I sound Swedish?
>Write-In

>>460032
>I was invited here by the General himself. (Charisma)
>...I'm a mercenary from Sweden, of course.
Let's help them out, yeah?

Roll me a 1d20+7

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>460099

>>460116
Since all the other anons are asleep. I'll let you roll two more times.

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>460099

>>460122
Can I still roll one extra?

14+7=21

Minor Success!

"Oh, I was invited here by the General himself... I'm also a mercenary from Sweden."

"Ah, I've heard you Swedes have terrible commanders, no offense."

"...None taken..." you growl out.

"Well, it should be starting soon, so you should grab a seat, eh?"

Actions.

>...Well, I think Renexizious is probably the best commander of all time, maybe better then Alexander the Great.
>...Their incompetent commanders are just because of one guy called Claw...
>...Sure, take a seat next to this guy.
>...Sit in the front row.
>...Sneak out of this place.
>Write-In

>>460128
>...Sure, take a seat next to this guy.

You take a seat next to the man, and a servant brings over some bread and wine.

"Thank you, Molyneux, my friend here is probably hungry!"

The servant nods his hand and gives you a small plate of bread and a goblet of wine.

"...Do you have any butter to go with this?"

"The bread is already buttered, sir."

"I know that. I was hoping you could bring me some more."

The servant sighs and goes away, presumably to get you some more butter.

"So, how long will it be until it starts?"

"Well, about fifteen minutes."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...For a Spartan, you seem rather friendly.
>...Would anyone protest if I brought in my lieutenant who happened to be a minotaur?
>So, erh... I'm rather new to Sparta. Why exactly are we going to war with someone else?
>...What exactly are the Swedish commanders incompetent in?
>Where exactly did you get that servant from?
>Write-In

>>460139
>So, erh... I'm rather new to Sparta. Why exactly are we going to war with someone else?

"...So, I'm rather new to Sparta... Why exactly are we going to war with someone else?"

"...Well, that might be a little classified. Sorry, but I cannot tell you anything."

"...So you can't tell me why we're going to war?"

"Your a mercenari, you do not need a reason besides money."

Actions.

>...Come on, you said it yourself, we're friends aren't we? (Charisma, HARD)
>...I'm much more then a mercenary. Trust me, you wouldn't want to anger me. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Your right, I don't.
>Change the topic.
>Pheromone?
>Write-In

>>460154
>>...Come on, you said it yourself, we're friends aren't we? (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+7

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>460165

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>460165

Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>460165

15+7=22

Success!

"Come on, you said it yourself, we're friends aren't we?"

"...Well, just don't tell anyone else, alright?"

"Right."

"Well, the Archon wants to get rid of the Archon of Alexandria, and getting a foothold in Africa would help him... Not to mention I think he also wants to take care of Epirus because he would like a foothold on the mainland."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...Is there any rumors about the Archon having a minotaur for a daughter?
>...Why does he want a better navy?
>Thank you for telling me this.
>Why does he want to take care of the Archonate of Alexandria?
>Write-In

>>460198
> i heard the alexandrian had a daughter?

"...I heard the Alexandrian one had a daughter."

"Yes, though I don't know why he tried to hide it. Some say she suffers from Leprosy, or a part of a escalation, if you know what I mean, between the Alexandrian and one of the Caliph's daughters in the south."

"...What exactly is the Alexandrian Archon like?"

"Well, he was one of those adventuring lot. Claims he traveled the world, that sort of thing."

"Ah."

"Yeah, from what I hear he's an embarrassment to his family in Athens."

"Oh, why?"

"He got drunk, went into the the renovation site of the Library of Alexandria, burned it down, then proceeded to piss on it, proceeded to not only try to fight his own guard, but then hijacked a ship carrying wine, crash landed it into Athens, and drunkingly came off it waving a old sword and tried to usurp the Despot, and of course, failed. He spent four days in prison screaming about reuniting Alexander's Empire." He says all of this, shocked and without hesitation.

Actions.

>...Erh, how old is he?
>...Holy fuck, that's the most stupid thing I think I have ever heard.
>How long ago was this?
>...Why the fuck did he do that?
>Are all the Archons like that?
>...Yeah, is there any rumors about his daughter being a minotaur?
>Write-In

>>460251
>...Holy fuck, that's the most stupid thing I think I have ever heard.
>How long ago was this?

>>460251
Honestly that sounds like a great night out, maybe I'll switch sides.

>>460251
>...Holy fuck, that's the most stupid thing I think I have ever heard.
>...Erh, how old is he?
>Are all the Archons like that?

"Holy fuck, that's the most stupid thing I think I have ever heard."

"Yeah, he was lucky not to be disowned outright."

"...How old is he, and how long ago was this?"

"He's about sixty now, Despot ordered his legs permanently broken and he was blinded for doing what he did... I think he did it about twenty years ago."

"...Are all the Archons like that?"

"No, thank the gods they aren't."

Actions.

>...What exactly is the Spartan Archon like?
>Erh... Do you think the Alexandrian Archon has a minotaur for a daughter?
>Does the Spartan Archon have a daughter?
>...Does the Crete Archon also have a daughter?
>Just wait for the assembly to begin.
>Write-In

>>460322
>...What exactly is the Spartan Archon like?
>Does the Spartan Archon have a daughter?

"What exactly is the Spartan Archon like?"

"He's rather... Interesting."

"Interesting? Interesting in what way?"

"Erh, from the General I hear that he's rather calm and collected, and rather unmanly."

"...Unmanly?"

"Yeah. I don't know why though. They say that earlier in his youth he beat four lions to death with nothing more then a knife and a stick."

"Huh. Anyways, does he have a daughter?"

"Yeah, she isn't really seen at court though, some say she shares her father's bravery when he was younger, and he commonly orders books for her."

Actions.

>Let me guess, the Archonate of Crete also has a daughter?
>Why are these daughters never seen at court?
>...Where exactly does the Archon live, anyways?
>Wait for the assembly to begin.
>Write-in

>>460339
>Wait for the assembly to begin.

>>460339
>unmanly
I swear if Slaanesh got here before us
>Daughters not at court

>>460339
>Wait for the assembly to begin.

You decide to wait until the assembly starts...

You have a few things you could do.

>...No, avoid suspicion and wait it out.
>...See if you can't get them to attack Epirus. (Charisma, HARD)
>See if you can't get them to attack the Egyptian Caliph. (Charisma, HARD)
>See if you can't get them to attack someone else... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...See if you can't learn about the Spartan military forces. (Intelligence, can be multi-tasked to Flame.)
>See if you can't learn about Eprius and the Caliph's military forces. (Intelligence, HARD, can be multi-tasked to Flame)
>...Maybe you could propose them to try to align towards Renexizious... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

>>460366
>...See if you can't learn about the Spartan military forces. (Intelligence, can be multi-tasked to Flame.)

Waiting ten more minutes

>>460366
>>...Maybe you could propose them to try to align towards Renexizious... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
screw it

>>460387
>>460368
Lets be super cool biased swedish merc.

>>460366
>...See if you can't learn about the Spartan military forces. (Intelligence, can be multi-tasked to Flame.)

Our armed forces is made up of two groups, our redshirts and our elite followers (like claw). It would be advisable to improve our armed forces using the methods of a truly militaristic society.

>>460406
Tbqh we should remove Claw as a military commander. He's autistic af and he was responsible for losing a million men in Constantinople. He makes a mockery of Sweden and its armed forces.

>>460366
>See if you can't learn about Eprius and the Caliph's military forces. (Intelligence, HARD, can be multi-tasked to Flame)

I hereby curse this thread. May a flight of Nat 1's beat thee to thy rest.

>>460410
You say that like it failed to capture the objective. We can lose a million men if we do some of the projects I have in mind, seeing as how I want to develop our nations industry and agriculture to the point our population is just given as 2.3N+N.

>>460416
To quote a Greek army commander.
>"Ah, I've heard you Swedes have terrible commanders..."

Clearly this means that Sweden does not have the best military reputable and this is due to Claws command during the battle of Constantinople. If we were to reorganize the army we would need to be selective so that millions of men don't die during every act therefore making widen look like some incompetent pushover.

>>460421
>therefore making widen look like some incompetent pushover.

I meant to say Sweden instead of widen.

>>460421
Being seen as incompetent isn't a bad thing. Having a reputable army isn't going to make your troops better, I mean the french had one of the most, famously, veteran armies in the world just before WW 2. Today we talk about them having bugger all ability in combat, because they were shown to be unready for the coming war and because they surrendered so their precious capital wouldn't get bombed to shit. Meanwhile in Britain, London is on fire, bombed and full of Americans.

Sorry anons, but I'm being held at knifepoint by a friend to see Clinton's America thanks to piracy, so I might be off in a few hours... I can't believe the government gives out butter knife licenses so easily...

Anyways, roll me a 1d20+6.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>460432
RIP

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>460432
It's a conspiracy the butter is getting revenge for all those times it's been fed to Dragons!

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>460432
God dammit OP, don't mention her. It pisses off the dice gods.

>>460439
damn sorry i forgot my no rolling policy

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>>460439
HOLY SHIT ANTI CAN CURSE THREADS WITH ONES!

Use Barbaric anons?

>>460442
YES

Anti why??????

Roll me a 1d20

>>460452
I ain't rolling unless excrement hits the fan HARD until then my prayers are with your rolls

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>460452
Check this

15

Success!

Flames, pay attention. We can use this to learn about how the Spartan armed forces works.

Sorry, but Flames is busy! Would you like to leave a message?

...Goddamn it Flames, I need you to pay attention.

Ask Khorne, I'm busy thinking.

You sigh, internally and externally, and start paying full attention to the assembly. Roll me an additional 1d20 for what tech you learn.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>460480

You can do this Anon!

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>460480
Dice need rolling.

10

During the assembly, you learn a little, just enough for you to think about making a sort of Officer Academy, but nothing really special.

New Tech: Officer Academy

Officer Academy, when built will slowly over time research standard tactics and strategy. This can later be upgraded to a cultural specific academy for special tactics for your army. The cost to build is 10 Million.

After that, the assembly concludes, with the idea of a naval invasion on Epirus. You get out of your seat and the Antistragos bids you farewell as you leave the building.

As you exit the building, you see plenty of guards outside the entrance to the building, which is surrounded by marble columns with a wall built around the columms, adorned with Greek imagery of their many gods and goddesses. You leave the property slowly, and find yourself on the streets.

Actions.

>...Try to find Kryos, hopefully you didn't lose him.
>Maybe you should find the Archon's home?
>...Maybe you should follow the Antistragos you met earlier.
>...You kind of want to tour around the city, just to see what exactly it's like.
>Shapeshift? (Specify what form)
>Write-In

>>460510
>>...Try to find Kryos, hopefully you didn't lose him.

>>460510
>...Try to find Kryos, hopefully you didn't lose him.

We should eventually find and wear a chiton to blend in with the Greek environment.

You decide to hunt down Kryos, and you eventually find him looking for you. How can you tell? Well, he's basically asking around for "some man with scales. He has a skin condition."

"...Kryos?"

"Renexizious? I was wondering where you were."

"I was studying a little."

"Ah. You were in the Temple of Ares?"

"...Temple of Ares?"

"Yes, the Temple of Ares. It's priests are known to be rather adept at the war of war and strategy."

Actions.


>...I think I was. What does it look like?
>...Sounds like a good religion. Now if only they worshiped me.
>...You don't think I can pass myself off as a demigod of Ares, right?
>Khorne... Just a question, can you sense other gods?
>Write-In

>>460529
>>Khorne... Just a question, can you sense other gods?
>>...I think I was. What does it look like?

>>460529
>...I think I was. What does it look like?
>Khorne... Just a question, can you sense other gods?

>>460442
Told ya.

>>460529
>Khorne... Just a question, can you sense other gods?

>>460447
Because I'm petty.

"I think I was. I was in a building or something, bunch of column's, kind of like an auditorium."

"Oh, well I'm not sure where you were then."

Khorne, just a question... Can you sense other gods?

HUH? YEAH, I CAN. WHY DO YOU ASK?

...Just wondering. What gods can you sense?

A BUNCH, WHY?

...Oh. Cool.

YEAH.

Actions.

>...Oh shit, does that mean God is real?
>...Erh, can I talk to them or something? This sounds neat.
>...Well, rest in peace good afterlife, I hardly knew you.
>...Shit, are they saying anything about me or something?
>That's cool. Now I'm going back to reality, alright?
>Write-In

>>460549
>>...Shit, are they saying anything about me or something?
>>...Well, rest in peace good afterlife, I hardly knew you.

>>460549
>That's cool. Now I'm going back to reality, alright?

Don't tell Khorne that we're cheating on m by talking to other gods. Also Greek/Roman pagan Renexizious anyone? Draconic is suppose to identical to Latin anyways.

>>460549
>...Shit, are they saying anything about me or something?
>...Erh, can I talk to them or something? This sounds neat.


Here's hoping our god isn't a prick. If he is we are changing to our fathers faith just to fuck with him.

...Shit, are they saying anything about me or something?

...UH, WHICH ONES?

Any of them?

HANG ON... WELL, YOU WANT THE GENERAL CONSENSUS, OR DO YOU WANT SPECIFICS OF WHAT GODS THINK OF YOU?

Can I talk to them?

NOT UNLESS THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Actions.

>...Could you tell me of the Norse Pantheon?
>...Greek Pantheon, please.
>Roman Pantheon is best Pantheon. No offense.
>...Erh, how about the Roman mystery cults?
>I want a specific god's general opinion of me. (Specify)
>...I want the big man in the sky. God.
>Write-In

>>460579
>...I want the big man in the sky. God.
>I want a specific god's general opinion of me. (Odin, Zeus and Jupiter)

>>460579
General consensus with a quick reference to the more amiable? Any objections?

I want the big man in the sky, God. I also want to know Odin, Zeus, and Jupiter's opinion of me.

...RIGHT. WELL, GOD IS PISSED OFF AT YOU, AND IS ARGUABLY THE MOST POWERFUL GOD. HE'S ALSO A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM TRYING TO SMITE OR CURSE YOU FOR CORRUPTING HIS FAITHFUL.

Only a few?

YEAH, ONLY A FEW.

Actions.

>Meh, fuck God.
>Could you send him a message or something? (Specify)
>...Does getting smited hurt a lot?
>...What exactly does Jesus think of me?
>Yeah, I wasn't really expecting him to like me. Tell me about the other gods.
>What exactly happens if he curses me?
>Write-In

>>460602
>Yeah, I wasn't really expecting him to like me. Tell me about the other gods.

Man I thought he would've been cool with us getting rid of the pope.

>>460602
>>...What exactly does Jesus think of me?
also i think we should send God a message but i don't know what...

>>460602
>Yeah, I wasn't really expecting him to like me. Tell me about the other gods.
>...What exactly does Jesus think of me?


>>460612
God is a dick, I say we just do the standard "good christian saint" thing and let the people decide if we are a good christian.

If we are a good christian, then he can't by any good logic smite or curse us. I assume us corrupting his faithful is referring to forcing conversion to draconian-Catholicism. Something I wasn't in favour of.

>>460620
I kind of want to turn to Roman paganism now. I'm a big fan of Ancient Rome and it might be closer to Draconic culture. I remember when we were in Italy and it turned out that Latin is essentially Draconic which would suggest the two are related. Also a pantheon like that would have less consequences unless if we do something like blowing up a temple to Zeus.

What exactly does Jesus think of me?

HE'S NEUTRAL, BUT KIND OF ANNOYED.

Oh. Well, tell me about the other gods.

JUPITER THINKS YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ROME GREAT AGAIN AND SOMEWHAT LOVES YOU, BUT HIS PANTHEON HAS EFFECTIVELY EDGY TEENAGERS AS HIS WORSHIPER, SO HE HAS ALMOST NO POWER, AND IS BASICALLY ON LIFE SUPPORT. ODIN IS... KIND OF POWERFUL, AND SLIGHTLY LIKES YOU. ZEUS HOWEVER GIVES NO SHITS.

...Ah. What exactly is God pissed off at me about anyways?

THE FACT YOUR TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOUR GOD. THE FACT YOU KILLED THE POPE, THOUGH HE SLIGHTLY AGREED WITH IT, SLAVERY, THE FACT YOUR A CHRISTIAN AND ARE TRYING TO GET A SECOND WIFE, NOT TO MENTION A VAMPIRE SECOND WIFE, AND... THE FUCK? YOU PRACTICE NECROMANCY?

...Yes?

MAGIC'S FOR FUCKING PANSIES. BUT SINCE YOU AREN'T DOING IT THAT'S ALRIGHT.

Could you give me a list of gods who like or dislike me?

THE GUYS WHO LIKE YOU ARE SOME FAGGOTS CALLED ARES, FENRIR, FREYA, THOR, YAHWEH, AHURA MAZDA JUNO, MAGNI... AND SOME AMATERASU-Ō-MI-KAMI OR SOMETHING. OH, AND RA... AND SOME GUY CALLED TENGRI.

What about the ones who dislike me?

I NEED A BIG LIST... WELL, MARS, GOD AND COMPANY, THE CELTIC GODS FOR SOME REASON BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE ANYONE ELSE ANYWAYS, LOKI, BASTET, ANUBIS, SETH, BUT HE SEEMS TO HATE ANYONE WHO ISN'T EGYPTIAN, BUDDHA, HADES, ARTEMIS, ATHENA, MINERVA, AND GAIA. BUT SHE HATES EVERYONE.

Actions.

>...Why does one of these gods like or dislike me? (Specify who)
>What the hell is that... Erh, eastern name doing in the like section?
>...Most of these I don't really know.
>Would you mind if I changed religion?
>...So, are any of them willing to talk with me?
>Return to reality.
>Write-In

>>460667
>...So, are any of them willing to talk with me?

>>460667
>...So, are any of them willing to talk with me?

Are any of them willing to talk to me?

WELL, UNLESS YOU CONVERTED TO THEIR FAITH FEW OF THEM COULD ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU. BUT LUCKILY YOU HAVE ME, SO BASICALLY ANYONE WHO KIND OF LIKES YOU MIGHT ANSWER.

...Erh... What's going on? I just finished thinking a little while ago.

Actions.

>...I'm finding new religious opportunities, Flames.
>Just browsing some gods. Which are cool.
>...God's pissed off at me, apparently.
>...Ignore him, and tell Khorne to give a god a call. Or something. (Specify Who)
>Return back to reality.
>Write-In

>>460698
>>Return back to reality.

>>460698
>>...God's pissed off at me, apparently.

>>460728
Oh yeah also if we can add on to that
>>Write-In
How's the campaign going?

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

>>460698
>Return back to reality.

You return back to reality by silencing Flames and Khorne.

"So, where exactly are we headed to now?"

"Huh? Oh. Well... I have a few ideas."

Actions.

>...Why don't we head to the Temple of Ares? It sounds interesting.
>Would you happen to know where the Archon lives?
>...So, how exactly does one become a hellenic pagan? Just asking for a friend.
>Hang on, I wonder if I can still find that Antistrategos from earlier.
>...You wouldn't of happen to have a Catholic church in this city, would you?
>Write-In

>>460767
>Would you happen to know where the Archon lives?

>>460767
Stop by a market or something and pick up a chiton.

You decide to find where the Archon lives... And also find a Chiton. Meanwhile, Flames interrupts you.

Why the hell did you just silence me like that? I was asking a question.

Actions.

>...Silence him again. You just want to find a fitting chiton, damn it.
>...No reason. You wouldn't happen to be religious, right?
>Huh? Oh, apparently Khorne can talk to other gods and things like that. I thought it was pretty cool.
>...Well, we might talk to another god later. Any personal recommendations?
>Oh. Sorry about that, I just had to get something done.
>Write-In

>>460815
>Oh. Sorry about that, I just had to get something done.
>Huh? Oh, apparently Khorne can talk to other gods and things like that. I thought it was pretty cool.

>>460815
>Oh. Sorry about that, I just had to get something done.

>>460815
>>...Well, we might talk to another god later. Any personal recommendations?
>>Oh. Sorry about that, I just had to get something done.

Oh, sorry about that. I just had to get something done.

Right. Sorry for interrupting your train of thought then.

It's fine. Oh, by the way Khorne can talk to other gods and things like that. I thought it was really cool.

...Holy shit, really?

Yeah, apparently.

Cool...

Yeah, we might talk to another one later. Any recommendations?

...I'm not really religious... So I'm fine with whatever you choose. Though meeting a few norse gods would be cool.

Right.

So, we're remaining with the Big Man or are we planning to join some other religion?

Actions.

>...Well, what do you want?
>No, that's stupid. Why would we convert?
>We might, later. Probably when I get some actual free time and you stop interrupting me.
>...We're converting now, of course.
>Write-In

>>460861
>>...Well, what do you want?
Proooooobably staying with big G for now, but let's get a second opinion.

>>460861
>Write-In
"We might, I'll have to see what the various gods are like and if they are less dickish."

If we do convert btw, it might be fun to get Jupiter off life support so to say. Or follow our dad's faith and join with Odin, it's his old lands we're king of after all.

>>460886
Emperor*

we should totally check if there is a god named The Emperor

>>460861
>We might, later. Probably when I get some actual free time.

Right now we have Archons to meet and daughters to seduce.

>>460894
>The Emperor
>A god

Pls go away Lorgar.

...Well, what do you want?

Erh... I kind of prefer being a catholic. Unless we can convert Elizabeth or Frankizka to a different religion.

Ah. Well, we'll see what the various gods are like and if they are less dickish.

...Uh, how exactly is God being a dick?

What do you mean?

...Well, we've kind of been stepping all over his grill, trying to get his worshipers to worship us, that sort of thing. But fuck that guy anyways. We can find cooler gods then that. Viktor might be a little upset though.

Right.

You go back to reality, and finally get a fitting Chiton after a nice sum of money given. Eventually Kryos guides you to a rather large building right by the center of town. It's basically a very, very large house.

"From what I remember, this is the place."

"Thanks, Kryos."

"No problem. I'm going to assume your going inside?"

"...Well, yeah."

He grunts.

"Guess I get to wait out here. I wonder if there's any paper nearby."

Actions.

>...Well, prepare to go inside calmly and collected.
>Burrow underground and into the home!
>You can come, if you want.
>...Summon Smaug to scout. (Summoning)
>Write-In

>>460900
Notice how i put it in spoilers i meant it as a joke

>>460905
>...Well, prepare to go inside calmly and collected.

>>460905
>...Well, prepare to go inside calmly and collected.

>>460905
>>...Well, prepare to go inside calmly and collected.

>>460905
>...Well, prepare to go inside calmly and collected.

You prepare to go inside the house calmly and collected. You go up to the door and knock, adjusting your new chiton... Which is rather comfy, to be honest.

What seems to be a helot opens the door.

"Yes? Do you need something from the Archonate?"

Actions.

>...No, not really.
>Push the door open and go inside, ignoring the helot.
>...Give him your name. Maybe that will terrify him.
>...I'm here to talk to the Archon about something. (Charisma, HARD)
>...Shapeshift?
>Pheromone.
>Write-In

>>460942
>...Give him your name. Maybe that will terrify him.

"...Name's Renexizious. I'm here to see the Archon."

"O-oh! I'll tell him right away!"

The helot closes the door, and a few minutes later it opens again to a middle-aged man.

"...What do you want? I'm busy."

Actions.

>...Why don't we talk inside?
>...I think I know something you might not want other people to know...
>I just came to say hi, and meet you.
>Get out of my way, I'm here to see your daughter.
>Write-In

>>460966
>...Why don't we talk inside?

>>460966
>Why dont we go inside and talk

>>460966
>Write-In
"It would do me, and my nation, well to talk with the Greeks. The creators of so much and a major influence for the culture of the modern world.

Thus I thought to myself, which of the Greek people's do I feel I like the most? Thus I am here, in your fine city, speaking to you."

>>460966
>>...Why don't we talk inside?

"...Why don't we go inside and talk?"

The door opens a little more and you enter, and he closes the door behind you.

"...So, Renexiziuos, is it?"

"Yeah, I assume you've heard of me?"

"Of course I have."

He begins walking slowly into what seems to be a study.

"...Now, I assume you aren't here to meet and greet."

"Don't you mean, meet and greek?"

"...That's terrible."

"Come on, it's great!"

Be right back, I have an emergency supply of bleach in case of bad puns.

Fuck you. It's not bad!

"So, what exactly do you want with me? I don't have all day."

Actions.

>...Well, I might of heard a rumor that your daughter may or may not be a minotaur. I came to see for myself.
>...I know your daughter is a minotaur. I won't expose this, in exchange for something...
>Well, I did in fact came to meet you.
>I recommend you be a little more respectful, before I squish you like an insect. And say my puns are good.
>...I was wondering if you'd be willing to get in an alliance with me.
>What's with the attitude?
>Write-In

>>461006
>Well, I did in fact came to meet you.

>>461006
>Well, I did in fact came to meet you.
>...Well, I might of heard a rumor that your daughter may or may not be a minotaur. I came to see for myself.

Waiting five more minutes anons.

>>461006
>>...I was wondering if you'd be willing to get in an alliance with me.

"Well, I did come to meet you."

"Last time I checked, that's not how affairs of state work. You want something from me."

"...Well, I might of heard a rumor that your daughter may or may not be a minotaur. I came to see for myself."

"...Who in Hades name told you about that?!"

"...So it's true?"

"This conversation never happened, understand? You must not tell anyone." He looks rather panicked, and slightly nervous.

Actions

>...I promise I won't tell anyone, alright?
>I'll tell you who told me, in exchange that you do me a few favors.
>I'm not here to blackmail you, I'm here to get along with you.
>...Where is your daughter?
>Why, what will happen if I do tell someone?
>Write-In

>>461044
>I'm not here to blackmail you, I'm here to get along with you.

How would his daughter be a Minotaur? Are there mutagens to turn people into minotaurs like the dragon mutagen we have?

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I see your minimizing the dice rolls. Did I do that?

>I'm not here to blackmail you, I'm here to get along with you.

>>461055
I believe Kryos told you that it's random in human children in Greece, and is happening more often.

>>461044
>>I'm not here to blackmail you, I'm here to get along with you.

"I'm not here to blackmail you. I'm here to get along with you."

"Sure you are... What exactly do you intend?"

"What's with the cynicalism?"

"Just tell me what you want from me, damn it. I don't want to play a guessing game or jump through hoops."

Actions.

>...I want a non-aggression pack with Sparta.
>Alliance? Alliance.
>...I want you out of the picture, specifically.
>What, we can't be friends?
>I want your vassalization.
>...Well, I want to see your daughter.
>Write-In

>>461079
>>Alliance? Alliance.

>>461079
>Alliance? Alliance.
>...Well, I want to see your daughter.

Also mention that we control Rome and that it has experienced a Renaissance under our control.

>>461079
>>Alliance? Alliance.

"I want an alliance with you."

"Eh... I'm not sure, really."

"I also want to see your daughter."

He goes silent.

"...What?"

"What, was it is something I said?"

"Erh... No. I just find that strange."

"What is?"

"...Why would you want to see my daughter?"

Actions.

>...Well, I personally don't, my second head however says it's a great idea, along with the voices.
>...Because she's probably a nice person?
>Because I'm into that sort of thing.
>...I want to cement our alliance?
>I'm just curious, alright?
>Write-In

>>461143
>...Because she's probably a nice person?

>>461143
>>I'm just curious, alright?

"Well, I'm curious. Also, she's probably a nice person."

"...Well... I guess. Now, about the alliance... What exactly do I get out of it?"

Actions.

>...I can promise you control over Greece, Egypt, maybe even the Holy Lands if you serve well.
>I can promise Greece will expand further. (Charisma)
>You'll hold onto Greece and it's current territories. (Charisma, HARD)
>Greece will be lucky to have ME as a friend. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...Greece will eventually become a vassal and protected nobly by me. (Charisma, ULTRA-HARD)
>...Because I won't kill you? (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In

>>461199
>You'll hold onto Greece and it's current territories. (Charisma, HARD)

>>461199
>>You'll hold onto Greece and it's current territories. (Charisma, HARD)

>>461199
>You'll hold onto Greece and it's current territories. (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+7.

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>461228

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>461228
ayy lmao

16+7=23

Minor Success!

"You'll hold onto Greece and it's current territories, with me as a friend..."

"...Well... Damn it... I can't really refute that."

"Yeah. With YOU as the leader."

"...That sounds nice, actually. You have a deal, dragon."

"Good."

The two of you shake on it.

"...Now, I am going to get a drink of wine..."

Actions.

>...Would you mind if a friend came inside?
>...I could go for some wine also.
>Turn on the Charisma-machine that is you, ask where the daughter's room is, and initiate the operation.
>You wouldn't happen to have a guest quarters for me to rest in for a while, right?
>...Flames, change of plans. Looks like we won't be seducing after all.
>Write-In

>>461254
>Turn on the Charisma-machine that is you, ask where the daughter's room is, and initiate the operation.

Do it simply for Flames. The poor bastard needs.

"...Would you mind if I saw your daughter now?"

"...Sure, just don't get any ideas, alright? It's up the stairs, third door on the left. Give her a double knock followed by a ten second silence, and then another double knock."

"Don't worry, I will."

You go up to the door...

Actions.

>...Shapeshift into Half-Dragon form.
>Shapeshift into half-dragon form, but let Flames do the talking.
>...Na, you'll do it in human form, why not?
>Write-In

Anyways anons, I've got to go for now. I'll be back in a few hours.

>>461279
>Shapeshift into half-dragon form, but let Flames do the talking.

>>461279
>Write-In
Do it in dragon-blooded form, so we are clearly inhuman but aren't as threatening or hard to relate to.

>>461279
>>Shapeshift into half-dragon form, but let Flames do the talking.
Flames is the one who wanted to do this.

>>461288
>>461328
This

>>461295
Dragonblood, and let Flames talk.

>>461573

>>461573
He can't, we need to be at least Half-Dragon to have an extra head.

>>461279
>>Shapeshift into half-dragon form, but let Flames do the talking.

>>461680
Oh, right.

I'm back snobs. Roll me a 1d20 to see if Flames can into courting. Additional +2 if you can give vague and terrible advice.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>461796

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>461796
Do you know what a Chad is flames? Trying to act like one.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>461796

Rolled 7 (1d20)

"Flames. I suggest you get her a cannon, bitch's love cannons."

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>461796
Fuck her right in the pussy.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>461796

I feel like we just got tricked by a guy who just out his name as QuestingQM. Either that or QM just got raided by a tactical insurgence team or something.

12+2=14

Minor Failure!

Comes on Flames, just act like a Chad. Fuck her right in the pussy, get her a cann-

What the fuck are you doing?

You shut up, and open the door. Inside, is a rather large minotaur, sleeping on a bed. You see books, a few spears and shields scattered throughout the room, and rather large (and spiked!) armor on a huge armor stand.

Flames opens his mouth.

Erh... Hi?

You get a sudden urge to jump on the bed to startle her from Flames, as the minotauress grunts and rolls over. It seems she hasn't noticed you.

Actions.

>...Flames, your fucking retarded. We're going to get crushed.
>...Flames, your fucking brilliant. Jump into the bed.
>...Flames, your good but my plan's better. Grow in size and THEN jump into the bed!
>...Erh, maybe you should poke around the room a little?
>...Khorne, give Flames some help.
>Write-In

>>461881
>...Erh, maybe you should poke around the room a little?

look through her diary and learn to read Greek while we're at it.

>>461881
>...Flames, your fucking brilliant. Jump into the bed.

>>461903
This.

>>461796
>>461881
>Two different id's
Did we get rused by this guy QM and you went along>>461796 because you have the original id thats pink.

You decide to just let Flames go with his plan, and jump into the bed. The minotauress rolls over again, pressing up against you and opens an eye lazily at you. Flame naturally pokes his head up.

H-hey... Uh. Hi?

Both of her eyes flare open.

"Who in Zeus's name are you? What are you doing in my bedroom, and why do you look like a reptile, and also, why the hell do you have two heads?"

Actions.

>You'll answer this one.
>Let Flames answer it.
>...Quickly ask Flames what he thinks of her so far.
>Tell Flames to answer it using what you say in your mind.
>See if you can't get Khorne to answer!
>Write-In

>>461941
>Let Flames answer it.

>>461946
This.

>>461941
>Let Flames answer it.

How large is a Minotaur an average?

>>461951
You wouldn't really know, since you've only met two minotaurs so far.

You let Flames answer it... Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how competently he can answer it.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>461959

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>461959
In that case how big is Kryos?

>>461971
About fourteen feet.

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>461959

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>461959
Check this save?

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>461975
So he is like a centipede minotuar?

8+2=10

Failure!

"Erh... I'm Flames. Nice to meet you. I'm uh... Taking a tour of your room? I'm also a dragon, and I do indeed, have two heads."

"...Name's Chrysoula. Could you get out of my room now?" You note that the minotauress is about eleven feet, and smells similar to that of grapes. The more you know.

"N-No! I uh... I want to talk to you, first off."

"...I don't even know you."

"That shouldn't stop you from being friendly towards visitors..."

"You jumped in my bed."

"So I did..."

Actions.

>Quickly, provide advice to Flames! (Specify)
>Flames, just let me do this.
>Khorne, help Flames. I can't watch this trainwreck any more.
>Just let Flames do his thing.
>Come on Flames, be more confident!
>...Erh, so what do you think of her so far?
>Write-In

>>462006
Centipede minotaur? I don't know what that is.

>>462018
>Quickly, provide advice to Flames! (Specify)
Pheromones anybody?

>>462018
>Just let Flames do his thing.
He needs to do this like a man

>>462027
This. Tell him there are pheromones on standby if he needs them.

>>462027
Switching to this.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if he can recover.

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>462044

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>462044

>>462045
Glorious! Next action someone will roll a. One.

19+2=21

Success!

"But that's in the past! And you smell nice."

"...I do?"

"Yeah! You smell like... Grapes!"

"Thank you?" She's somewhat confused by his compliment.

"Anyways you are soft and warm, and have a pleasant aroma, that of grapes! This is a good thing!"

"Oh. Thanks. Why are you complimenting me?"

"...Because you seem pretty cool!"

"...I don't think anyone's said that about me before. Thank you, erh... Flames was it?"

HOLY SHIT I AM ACTUALLY DOING THIS.

Actions.

>Keep it up Flames! Your doing great!
>...Come on, you can do some things a little better... (Specify)
>I'm somewhat amazed your doing this.
>Try to impress her, Claw.
>Write-In

>>462070
>Keep it up Flames! Your doing great!

>>462073
This

Roll me a 1d20+2 and pray Anti's curse doesn't apply. Additional +2 if you give a compliment to the minotaur.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>462086

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>462086
"Your horns are as great as a oak tree and your eyes shine like the stars. You have the beauty of Aphrodite and the strength of Ares"

>>462100
Change that part about the horns to oak trees. I think I made a grammar mistake with that.

>>462100
So who did you pray to? Asking for a friend.

>>462133
I prayed to Fortuna, goddess of luck and fortune. Do so and you shall receive good dice rolls.

>>462100
Flames apparently gets inspired by something, and says something rather... Poetic.

"Your horns are as great as a mighty oak tree and your eyes shine like the celestial stars. You have the beauty of Aphrodite and the strength of Ares..."

She blushes, heavily.

"I... I've never had someone say anything about me like that... I've only ever really talked to my father and a few servants... I didn't think I was beautiful..."

"But you are! You're like a hidden gem!"

"...I don't know what to say..."

You are now Flames, and you are fucking great at compliments, apparently.

"No problem! I can think of even more ways to compliment your fair beauty!"

Actions.

>...Erh, actually you can't. See if you can't get Ren to help you or something.
>...Well, why don't you compliment me? I think that such a charming minotauress like yourself would have something good to say about me.
>Continue the compliments!
>You don't have to say anything!
>Hopefully you don't creep her out by admitting you find her attractive.
>...This is weird. Just kind of back away now. What the hell are you doing anyways?
>Write-in

>>462138
>Hopefully you don't creep her out by admitting you find her attractive.