>>471693
>Trash
>Rogue
>A shit studio room for one.

>>471693
can I be a boxer/monk?

>>471693
>Dobrahm
>Warrior
>Behind the bar

>>471693
Name:Thief
Class:Rogue
Someone else's house.

>>471693
>Enrico Glimmer
>Rogue
>Someplace

>>471693
Sheklestein Goldberg
Merchant
My shop

>no option for maid
Quest confirmed for bullshit

>>471693
>Jack
>Warrior
>Wherever

>>471693
>Tim
>Merchant
>sellin drugs

>>471693
>Ace
>Merchant
>Don't Care

>OP
>Faggot
>My grave

>>471693
Lee
Merchant
A small house just outside the city

You all start with 100 gold and 100/100 HP.

>>471716
>>471728
Jack and Enrico Glimmer gain the Veteran Dildo, for suffering to playtest version 1. It gives you +2 ATK.

Everybody suddenly spawns in Haven, a quiet town (not for long, I bet) in the center of the world map. There is an inn, a shop, and a suburban area. Outside the city lies the wilderness, along with what villagers call the Crystal Forest.
Your journey begins now.

>>471753
Dobrahm looks for another warrior to bro it up with

>>471753
Go to the Inn, look for a quest

>>471753
Check out the shop,

>>471753
Go to the shop

>>471753
Trash goes stalking, see what I can find.

>>471753
Go to the shop.
To rob it of course.

>>471753
Find the shop to jew someone

>>471753
Go to the shop

>>471755
Dobrahm finds the only other warrior is Jack.

>>471756
You got a Veteran Dildo too. Sorry.
Ace goes to the inn and asks for quests. The woman behind the counter smiles.
>"No quests here. Check the Message Board!"

>>471758
Jack goes to a shop. The shopkeep looks up from making a sword.
>"Hello."

>>471759
Enrico is following Jack.

>>471760
Trash finds his companions and what was mentioned before.

>>471761
Thief goes-- of course-- to rob the shop.

>>471762
Shekelstien is following Thief.

>>471763
Lee heads to the shop.

~Shop~
Wooden Sword - 25G
Wooden Shield - 25G
Health Potions - Sold Out?
Slingshot - 30G

>>471780
Buy a slingshot then head out to the forest

>>471780
"Sword and shield."
Hand him 50 gold.

>>471780
Check the Messageboard

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>471780
This is a wonderful slingshot goyi-friend. But oh no! Its made of bad wood. I'll take it off your hands for 1 gold.

>>471789
Oops, I'm Lee

>>471780
Laugh at the idea of using a weapon and head to the forest

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>471780
Steal wooden sword.
And slingshot if we can.
And his gold too.

Then look for message board.
(Cause all fantasy realms have message boards.)

>>471792
OY VEY

>>471780
Look for a gym.
Flex.
Squat.
Get fucking ripped.

>>471789
Lee buys a slingshot. (-30G)
>Slingshot - ATK +2
>You need to find ammo for this one.

>>471790
Jack buys a Wooden Sword and Wooden Shield. (-50G)
>Wooden Sword - ATK +2
>Wooden Shield - DEF +2

>>471791
Ace checks the Message Board.
>Health Potion Retrieval
>Kill The Goblin
>What The Fuck Is This Guy Doing On My Roof

>>471792
Shekelstien receives the world record for "Fastest Time of Getting Kicked Out of a Store".

>>471796
Thief is noticed! The shopkeep pulls out a dagger.

>>471808
Trash looks for a gym to get /fit/, but Haven doesn't have much in that category.

Shopkeep slashes Thief! He's beginning to bleed.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>471840
Jew one of the people coming out the store for their weapons.

>>471840
Equip the two and walk over to Ace.
Take the Goblin quest.

>>471840
Pick up stones on the ground and stuff them in pockets as ammo

>>471840
Trash looks for a comfy, isolated spot to squat.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>471840
Apologize profusely.
And act like a sad desperate individual.
And get him to give me the sword and sling for free.

>>471840
check the
>What The Fuck Is This Guy Doing On My Roof
job

>>471860
>Crappy roll on stealing
>Good roll on jewing

What am I a merchant?

>>471847
Shekelstien manages to fail yet again, but this time, there's no punishment.

>>471854
Jack joins the Kill The Goblin quest.

>>471855
I should have told you; you need to roll for search. I'll do it for you this time.
Lee finds 4 ammo.

>>471856
Trash starts squatting.

>>471860
Thief manages to calm the shopkeep down.
>"You should leave."

>>471864
All that's written on the paper is 'he's cumming into the ceiling and screaming a bunch of strange phrases please help oh god'.

>>471879
Go to the forest.

>>471879
Sadly pays for a slingshot and wooden sword.

And ask him why he doesn't have healing potions.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>471879
Fuck it, try to steal the shop keeps money while he's busy with the thief

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>471879
Thanks senpai.
Go to forest to search for healing herbs

>>471879
Go to the location of the Job

>>471879
I'll tag along with Jack on the goblin shit

>>471889
>Get bad rolls jewing
>Get a good roll stealing
I'm a fucking terrible jew

>>471899
I'm a terrible Thief.

Want to work together since we're both shady people that try to Jew others.

>What could go wrong

>>471879
Deadlift.

>>471910
Sure I'll be the terrible jew while you try to steal from them and fail horribly. Together we'll be unstoppable!

>>471693
>Sammael
>Warrior
>In space

>>471885
Jack goes to the Crystal Forest. The goblin must be around here...

>>471887
Thief pays for his shit... (-55G)
>Wooden Sword - ATK +2
>Slingshot - ATK +2

>>471889
Shekelstien robs the shopkeep... (+32G)

>>471891
Lee enters the forest...

>>471894
Ace goes to the house...

>>471896
Dobrahm does some jolly cooperation with Jack...

>>471915
Trash begins to get /fit/...

>>471922
Sammael spawns...

And that's it for today! We start tomorrow at 10:00CST with a new update. See you guys soon!

>>471930
K

>>471930
More squats. More deadlifts.

>>471930
Look around.

Make your moves; there may be one dead period in the middle of the day.

>>471931
>>471933
>>471940
Noted, will be in the next post.

I go to the shop keep and ask where I could get some drugs.

>>472903
Investigate the Roof of the House

>>471930
Ask why the merchant doesn't have health potions.

>>471933
Trash gets buff as fuck.

>>471940
Jack looks around. It's actually quite a serene and beautiful place; many plants, a small creek, and large trees bask the forest in a rainbow glow.

>>472916
Tim goes into the shop.

>>472918
Ace finds a man in a tuxedo...jacking off into the chimney. A shit-eating grin is on his face.

>>472929
Thief inquires.
>"Well, I've run out of material to make them with."

>>472976
Approach the man jacking off and say
"Oi mate, why are you jacking off into that chimney?"

>>472976
Check out the small creek.

>>472976
>mantlet
>rogue
>in the chimney

>>472976
Ask the Shop Owner where I gather herbal narcotics.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>472929
>Quest detected

Offer to collect all pertinent ingredients if he shows them to me and gives me half off on potions.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>472976
Search the forest to find healing herbs to turn into potions

>>472976
Exist

Can new players join?

BSQuest v2.1: Gold has been changed to Bronze, Silver, and Gold coins; 100b = 1s, 100s = 1g. Your gold has been changed to bronze, feel free to use the command /stats to see it in action.

>>472985
>"Why are you not jacking off into this chimney?"

>>472989
The creek goes northwest.

>>472992
Mantlet has spawned in the center of Haven.

>>472993
>"You could try some of the forest herbs."

>>472994
>>472997
Lee happens to shit out a Healing Herb. That'll make things quicker.
Thief and Lee are given a list and are told to go to the Crystal Forest.

>>473017
Sammael is in the center of Haven, along with Mantlet.

>>473018
Welcome! You can join at any time with a name and a class.

>>473024
/stats
Look around.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>473024
>Use spider senses to detect where the money is, i.e. Where all of the rich people live.

>>473024
I go out into the forest and grab ALL THE HERBS. Look for gingers and cinnamon.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>473024
Explore and search.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>473024
/stats
Search for the ingredients.

>>473041
Wanna team up?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>473024
Go down the creek while looking for the goblin.

>>473047
Sure.

>>473024
>Redshirt
>All-Rounder
>In bar

>>473024
"Yeah Yeah, anyway, go fuck yourself I want your Tux"

Punch him in the face

>>473072
Think you gotta roll for damage. Also I want to find you so we can Be pals in crime.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>473076
>>473072
rollan

>>473028
Sammael
HP: 100/100
Class: Warrior
Money: 1s
Inventory:
-Veteran Dildo (ATK +2)

>>473038
Mantlet finds that Haven is a lower-class village, and coins are very evenly split among the townfolk. He could check some houses, but it may be tricky.

>>473039
You gotta roll for Search.

>>473041
Lee finds a Rabbit munching on some Healing Herbs.

>>473045
Thief
HP: 100/100
Class: Rogue
Money: 1s
Inventory:
-Wooden Sword - ATK +2
-Slingshot - ATK +2
--Ammo: 0

Thief finds a Healing Herb.

>>473050
Jack goes down the creek's path. It's leading to a bright light...

>>473061
Redshirt spawns!

>>473072
>>473085
Ace isn't even on the roof yet, and on top of that, he punches himself in the dick.

Tux Man(?) is charging his dick...

~Health Potion Retrieval~
2/4 Healing Herbs
0/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>473092
Check out the bright light.

>>473092
/stats

I go to quest message board

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>473092
(Tongue of goblin)

I'm scared

Is ace nearby? Can I ask him to join up with me?

If I can't do above, then search for a tailor, blacksmith, and commodities merchant.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>473092
Slingshot the rabbit.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>473092
got it

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>473092
Collect rocks for my sling.

Continue search for healing herbs

>>473104
>Gets Nat 20
>For finding rocks

I've found my calling guys.

>>473092
Climb up the house to the Roof

>>473107
I keep forgetting to roll

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>473111
>>473107
I cannot believe I fucked that twice

>>473092
Check the stats on the Veteran Dildo.

>>473096
Jack finds a gigantic crystal, maybe four times as thick and three times as tall as his body. It glows with an angelic, beautiful light.

>>473098
Redshirt goes to the Message Board. (>>471840, Ace)

>>473099
Mantlet finds a neighborhood, a shop, an inn, a message board, and a forest.

>>473100
Lee snipes the rabbit and gains Rabbit Meat. (-1 ammo)

>>473102
Tim finds nothing.

>>473104
Thief finds 10 ammo.

>>473107
>>473111
>>473113
Ace scales that shit like Assassin's Creed.

>>473126
Sammael checks his Veteran Dildo.
>Veteran Dildo (ATK +2)
>A passive item that you can use as a weapon, or will boost any weapon for 2 ATK. Retrieved in BSQuest v1, unobtainable.

>>473135
Fuck it go into the forest bear grylls style.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>473135
Poke the crystal.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>473139
Oh yeah and search for reeds, flint, and kindling in the form of dried leaves.

>>473135
I guess I go back to town and look at message board. After seeing message board I ask the shop keep were the gobo is.

>>473135
Can I go anywhere?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>473135
Punch Tux Guy in the face

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>473135
Look for a stream or lake.
(Plants tend to like water right?)

>>473135
Cardio. Pullups. Dumbells. Stretching.
Trash does it all.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>473135
The search for dat herb continues

>>473139
>>473143
Mantlet rushes into the forest, only to run into a tree, making a branch fall onto some dried leaves, spinning at an incredible pace to make friction, lighting the ground on fire. You take light damage.

>>473141
Jack pokes the crystal. Happy, bubbling thoughts enter his head. The place, it seems, gives good vibes.

>>473144
Tim finds that the goblin is in the Crystal Forest.

>>473145
Scroll up, there's a bunch of places.

>>473147
Ace punches Tux Man for a decent amount of damage.

>>473148
Thief finds a creek. Herbs that line the water are fully chewed away in this area.

>>473152
Trash is now pretty toned. Most probably wouldn't fuck with him.
Are you planning on getting a strength bonus out of this?

>>473153
Lee finds another Healing Herb.

Tux Man(?) begins to cry, then helicopters his dick...he begins to fly?
>"This isn't the last you've seen of /b/tard!"
/b/tard has fled the battle.
Quest Completed. Ace gains 50 bronze.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>473208
Try to track down whatever ate the herbs.
Maybe I can kill it.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>473208
"NOT TODAY"

Jump onto his leg as he flies away, punch him again

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>473208
Go to where to gobo is whilst picking herbs.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>473208
Just look around for the goblin. I don't trust that crystal.

>>473208
I guess I'll head off to the crystal forest.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>473208
Add more kindling to keep the fire going and stones around it to protect the forest and the elements

Otherwise search for healing herbs to heal the light damage.

>>471693
>Esaie
>Merchant
>In an expansive car

>>473217
Thief finds a Rabbit.

>>473218
Ace falls off the roof trying to grab /b/tard. Luckily, he doesn't take all that much damage.

>>473219
>>473220
Tim runs into Jack. They seem to be on the same quest. Nobody finds the Goblin.

>>473222
Sammael ends up in the forest with some dank Bateman praise. You could explore on your own, or join the two parties.

>>473227
Mantlet uses this event to his advantage as he starts a decent fire.

>>473229
Esaie spawns; remember to put the name in your Name field.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>473258
Keep looking for it. It being the goblin.

>>473258
Explore on my own.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>473258
Shoot it in it's ugly face.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>473258
Pick up mud and continue looking for a healing herb

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>473258
Bro fist jack and look for the gobo with him.

>>473258
More squatting.
More deadlifting.
Run, run, run, with varying rythm.
Pullups. Bars. Legs.
Stretching.

>>473265
>>473278
Tim and Jack look, but manage to find...nothing?

>>473267
Sammael looks around. It's quite a beautiful place. The rainbow light bounces off the trees well.

>>473268
Thief shoots. The rock bounces off a tree and hits him in the left nut. The rabbit laughs and runs away.

>>473269
Mantlet can't find shit.

>>473297
Trash finally manages to pull a muscle. He's stunned for the next turn.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

>>473304
Go ana bathe myself in the rainbow light.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>473304
Just go deeper into the forest.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>473304
Screw this.

>Try to cast magic.

>>473304
Stunned, so chill in a tree, gaze at the sky.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>473304
Fine then. Put dirt on the wound to slow the blood flow.

Search for reeds and flint.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>473304
I follow him while picking herbs on our way.

I really hope I gather some herbs on our walk.

>>473304
Go back to the messageboard, accept the "Health Potion Retrieval" job

>>473306
Sammael bathes in light.

>>473308
Jack goes deeper and finds a Rabbit.

>>473311
Thief isn't that kind of wizard. No, but really, you have no magic to cast.

>>473313
Trash recovers, but he probably shouldn't lift heavy shit for a little bit.

>>473315
Mantlet finds 2 Reeds, 1 Flint, and heals himself a bit.

>>473325
Tim trips and falls on a rock back-first. That's gonna suck.

>>473343
Ace is teleported to Lee and Thief.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

>>473348
Return to town and search for a magic user.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>473348
Slash at the rabbit.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>473348
Chip the flint carefully on a nearby rock to make it sharp and comfortable in the hand. A hand axe quite literally.

>>473348
Do yoga, cardio, martial arts stances.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>473359

>>473348
Tim says ow then gets up and goes to help jack with murdering the rabbit.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>473378
forgot roll.

>>473359
>>473370
Thief finds that there is no magic use in this specific town.

>>473361
Jack misses.

>>473366
Mantlet makes quite a sharpened Flint, enough to give him a slight advantage.
>Sharpened Flint (ATK +1)

>>473369
Trash does the monster mash.

>>473378
>>473398
Tim manages to hit it well enough. They gain Rabbit Meat. Would you like to contribute it to the quest or keep it?

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

>>473425
Meditate under a waterfall.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>473425
Go deeper into the forest.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>473425
Look around for any Goblins

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>473425
Use the flint to extract bark from young trees and saplings.

>>473441
Oh shit sorry I'm on multiple threads at once.

It is me. Mantlet!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>473435
Follow that warrior!

Also pick herbs on the way.

Whats this about a quest? Are you saying you want me to give my meats to a quest i am not currently doing?

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>>473444
Sorry for what?

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, s'pecially since they're such good size and all.

>>473431
Trash meditates.

>>473435
>>473451
(Tim: Yeah.)
Jack and Tim go deeper. It appears they're about to hit the other end of the forest.

>>473438
Ace finds none.

>>473441
>>473444
CALM DOWN
Mantlet receives 10 bark and the RNGesus Badge.
>RNGesus Badge (No Effects)
>Praise the lord. Received when given two nat 20's consecutively.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

>>473425
Ask around to see if here is any magic college or something?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>473487
Shout.
"COME HERE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GOBLIN"

>>473493
0.o I look for the goblin around where he screamed.

>>473487
Light squats to test the body, cardio, supermans, supine reverse crunches, and cobras.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>473498
forgot roll

>>473487
>Sell the car for good money.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>473487
Mantlet uses this young tree bark to weave it into cords.

Spill over success into aquiring more reeds.

Ooh can I play?

>>473546
Read the original post by op

>Squidward
>Rogue
>OP's house

>>473490
Who are you?

>>473493
>>473498
Jack should have worded that better. A random Faggot pops out.
>"Suck my dick!"

>>473503
Trash, after all this, gains ATK +1 for his exercise. He won't gain any more for continuing.

>>473506
You can't sell what you never had.

>>473514
Holy fuck dude, your gets are intense.
Mantlet weaves some shit and gains 5 Reeds.

>>473546
>>473571
Squidward spawns.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Intermission begins now. Feel free to grab some coffee, take a break, lie back for a while. I'll be back soon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>473597
Slash at the Faggot.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>473597
Sneak into the shop unseen by the owner

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>473597
Nice.

Go back to camp, check on the wound, reapply mud if necessary.

Use bear gryls skyls and make an atlatl plus darts from the reeds. Harden and shape everything with the fire during the crafting process. Considering the materials it should amount to one reed being chopped to make the Handel in addition to one crowd to tie a hook on also made of the same reed, and 6 fire hardened darts.

>>473597
ATTACK HIM WITH THE BAG OF MONEY. SWING IT LIKE A SACK FULL OF NAILS AND COLD BUTTER.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>473636
I KEEP FORGETTING TO ROLL.

>>473597
Try to find shit to sell

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>>473633
>crowd
Cord

Also this is an atlatl if ya don't know

>>473636
Dammit, dude. Just have him suck your dick and while he's busy slit his throat (and hope he doesn't bite off Tim Jr. and he chokes on his blood).

>>473597
Forgot to change my name

>>473649
>and he chokes
while he chokes

>>473597
Pullups on tree branch, stretching, relax.

Bumping to remove from potential autosage.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>473597
Continue looking for a Goblin

I have to go for a bit. Assume my guy just follows Jack and does whatever he wants.

>>473608
Jack hits the Faggot. He takes decent damage.

>>473614
Squidward sneaks into the shop.

>>473633
Mantlet begins to craft... (11/100)

>>473652
Oh, alright. You're good.
Thief finds no magical education in this city.

>>473656
Trash still is getting stronk.

>>473981
Ace can't find any goblins.

Faggot swings at Jack and misses.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>474694
Slash at Faggot again.

>>474694
Warm up with jogs and stances, then go with squats and bench-press, progressively adding weight and doing the final rep in full strengh.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>474694
time to use my speech boost
"Heeere goblin goblin goblin, i have plenty of nice shiny things for you to enjoy"

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>474694
Attack Faggot.

>>474694
Maintain stealth and suprise attack the shop owner. Knock him unconscious and take everything he owns in the shop- even his underwears and especially that dagger from earlier. It's mine now.

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>474767

>>474694
Alright, time to go look for goblins.

>>474775
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>474694
Continueeeee!!,

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>474796
Oh shit ma bad

>>474700
Jack misses.

>>474706
Trash is getting fit some more.

>>474717
Ace can't seem to track the goblin.

>>474740
Tim punches the Faggot! He takes more damage.

>>474767
>>474775
>>474781
Squidward misses, the shopkeep notices. He pulls out a dagger.

>>474776
Sammael finds out that Jack, Ace, and Tim are also looking for a goblin, with no luck at all.

>>474796
>>474808
Mantlet is crafting... (21/100)

Shopkeep stabs Squidward! He doesn't take all that much damage.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>474874
Punch the Faggot in the dick.

>>474874
RIP OUT HIS THROAT WITH MY TEETH

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>474884
FORGOT ROLL

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>474874
Rolling for crafting my man.

>>474874
Just look for goblins on my own.

>>474874
Run around non-stop, in pure marathon fashion, attempting to last as long as possible. We full cardio, boy!

>>474881
Jack manages to kill off the Faggot.

>>474884
>>474890
The enemy has been defeated.

>>474894
Mantlet is crafting... (24/100)

>>474902
You gotta roll for search.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>474951
Fuck it, look for a rabbit.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>474951
Ok Roll for Search

>>474951
Loot the corpse.

Follow Jack whilst looking for the gobo.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>474965
I SUCK AT ROLLING

>>474957
Jack fails to look for a Rabbit.

>>474960
Sammael finds a Healing Herb, but no Goblin.

>>474965
>>475001
Remember your name.
Tim finds a Rabbit, not a goblin.

~Health Potion Retrieval~
3/4 Healing Herbs
1/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>475024
I call over Jack then beat that rabbit to death with my bare hands.

What did the Faggot have on him? If he had anything at all I took it.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>475024
Well, search for some sharp rocks.

>>475024
Welp, take the healing herb.

>>475024
Keep running around. Set my lungs on fire.

>>475024
can I join?

>Borish
>Warrior
>starting place: my bedroom

Rolled 18, 10 = 28 (2d20)

>>475024
Rolling twice because I was too busy lookin at pol.

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>>475051
Oh, right. You got Faggot Nut (1).
Tim just manages to punch the Rabbit, and gains Rabbit Meat.

>>475053
Jack finds 7 rocks of varying velocity. He has no slingshot, but it'll serve some use, probably.

>>475066
Sammael took the Healing Herb.

>>475099
Trash does that.

>>475104
Borish spawns in the center of Haven.

>>475107
...I'll accept it, but after this, you can only roll once a turn.
Mantlet is crafting... (52/100)

~Health Potion Retrieval~
4/4 Healing Herbs
2/2 Rabbit Meat
0/1 Tongue of Goblin

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mean fucker drops from a tree in front of Jack, Tim, and Sammael; without a doubt, this is the Goblin.
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SHIT?"
Boss Fight: Goblin

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>475133
"KILLING IT YOU BLIND FAGGOT!"

Throw Faggot Nut at the Gobo for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

>>475133
Keep running across the city.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475133
Throw the best one when it comes to velocity at the goblin's left eye.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475133
Run to the Fight with the goblin, hit him with the dildo

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>475133
Search some more

>>475133
Borish starts walking south

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>475133
Aight before I forget

>>475143
Tim throws the Faggot Nut. It's relatively small, but it hits the Goblin.
>Hits: 1 (1)

>>475146
Trash runs so fast, he smashes into Borish.

>>475152
Jack throws a rock at the Goblin. It landed quite well, actually.
>Hits: 2 (1)

>>475160
Ace fucking smashes the Goblin with the Veteran Dildo. It takes a bunch of damage.
>Hits: 3 (1)
>20+ Hits: 1

>>475172
Sammael finds the Goblin right in front of her.

>>475187
Borish decides to walk out of town, into the Wilderness... (1/3)

>>475200
Mantlet is crafting... (71/100)

Goblin takes out his club and smashes Jack! He takes some good damage, but shakes it off.

>>475242
money sack smack just like last time.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475242
Bash the goblin's face in with the shield.

>>475242
demand an apology from the asshole who just ran into me

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>475242
Squat Borish like a bar.

>>475259
*name

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475242
Slam the Dildo into his face at full force

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>475242
Crafting for the craft god

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>475250
MOTHERFUCKER

>>475250
>>475290
Tim punches the Goblin.
>Hits: 4 (2)

>>475254
Jack manages to get an overall 26 and mutilates the Goblin's face.
>Hits: 5 (2)
>20+ Hits: 1

>>475259
>>475269
>>475261
Borish stops and demands an apology, only for Trash to t-bag him like it's fucking Halo: CE or something.

>>475275
Ace misses.
>20+ Hits: 1

>>475277
Mantlet is crafting... (90/100)

Goblin clubs Ace! He takes some good sized damage. Ouch.

And that is it for tonight. Feel free to come back tomorrow at 10:00CST, 11:00EST.
Also, if you have discord, I've set up a room for you to go to. Link will be provided in the spoiler below.
https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU
34YQ5eU

Rolled 1 (1d20)

punch Trash in the throat

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475322
Slash at him using my dank sword.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>475322
Noice. have beautiful sleepy time op.

Rolling for crafting

>>475348
Nice neat 20 to finish of the atlatl.

Better get some dank shit for going 10 over and getting a nat 20 to finish.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>475322
Squat Borish in proper form, gasping.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>475322
MONEY BAG SMACK!

>>475322
Wave hello to the goblin.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Point behind the shopkeerp and yell "THIEF" then find some cover. Hide.

>>476489
Hide IN the shop. Just to be clear.

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>475322
Charge my fists with the power of the Joestar lineage and slam the dildo into the Goblin

>Oso
>Warrior

>>477714
Location tho?

I mean honestly it don't matter, op is probably gonna spawn you in the middle of town either way

>>477770
pretty much my thinking, if I spawn somewhere though it's probably the tavern.

>>478145
Oi. You there.get your loli outa this clean thread. Scum.

I mean it's still pretty nice tho...

>>478145
What are bait and switch images of this type called?

>>475322
Right. So it's past 11 est.

You alive op or is there no session today?

>>478744
OP is thus pronounced dead

>>479294
So sad. Was hyped. Now my character and progress has effectively been deleted.

>>479466
I considered taking over until (hopefully) the OP returns but I don't know the technicalities of this. Like what the shit Is this? v
>>476730
And I wouldnt know what to give uou when you craft and whatnot.

>>479480
Naaaah let it die my man. If it comes back later then it comes back.

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Shit got real this week. Let the thread die, we'll go on August 18/19.

>>479523
>>476489
There goes my 20 roll :c
See you then OP. This is oddly interesting.

>>479523
Yyyyokay my nig

You better gimme some boosts ya feel?

>>479523
I KNOW THIS FEEL

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Are you fuckers ready for some more dank memery?

>>491538
Well. Sure.

>>491538
Ye

>>491538
Hell yeah my nigga

pablo
rouge
inside my clocktower hideout