Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4821
Skeletor

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4821
Don Quixote of La Mancha

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4821
Sir lyre'tu debon

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>>4847
Yes, it's coming to you now, Skeletor! The voice echoes in your blank mind, and you feel that might be your name. Or perhaps nickname? Who knows, but it turns out you remember the concept of nicknames.

You notice before you, is a catgirl, kneeling. The first thing that comes to your mind after seeing her, is the word "weeaboo". You however, have no idea what it might mean.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4881
Slap her on the ass.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4881
Patt her on the head?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4881

Ask who she is and what she wants

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You rise from your throne, stepping towards her as she rises herself.

>>4887
DC:10
You have no urge to slap her ass, flesh is disgusting! Fleshbags, all of them!

>>4896
DC: 0
>>4892
DC: 5

You pat her head, and she seems completely unfazed, as if used to it. You ask her who she is, and what she wants.

"Surely you jest, master! Another one of your amusing jokes I see. I am always humbled upon your show of entertainment to your underling."

She unwraps a package she held and presents it to you.

"I have obtained the Controller, as you have wished."

You have absolutely no idea what the fuck that is.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4881
Does our voice work? "Kitty identify yourself, weeb"

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4941
Excellent, let us make propper use of the controller this instant, lead the way fleshpocket

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4941

Give me the Controller, then. Was a reward promised?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4941
>You have absolutely no idea what the fuck that is.
"ah yes the controller, excellent. Now my minion lets test your memory and tell me what is the next steps in my great plan."

maybe this is the control of the thing that is keeping me alive in this skeletal form and i can restore my flesh back and fuck your brains out?

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>>4983
Anon, you already know the answer to that question

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>>4944
>Yes, voices work, you can speak, but it's fucking magic and shit senpai

>>4951
>>4956

You tell her to give it to you, all smooth like. Your people-talking skills should be able to high enough to get info out of her without even raising a single flag!

"Yes, excellent minion. We shall commence with our plan. But to test your attention, tell me exactly, word by word of our plan!"

"Ah of course my master! You planned to use this relic upon an influential leader, using the relic to it's full extent and claiming your kingdom once again!"

You nod, that sound like something you would've done, you think. Internally you are freaking out due to the prospect of being a fucking Saturday morning cartoon villain.

You also realise you understand the concept of a Saturday morning cartoon.

"Hmm yes, of course, good work. Uh, did I promise you a reward?"

>>4952
>DC:5

Your tone slipped, you sounded completely fucking lost and confused. She squints at you.

"Yes... have you forgotten about our promise?" Her face slightly cold now, ready to pounce. "Did you... Master?"

Holy shit what the fuck did you promise her

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5025
Remember the teachings of Abu, Abu, Abu, and Khattab - Get on the ground and do a series of tactical rolls to get the fuck out of there.

>>5025
I Promised her my tailbone.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5025
>Holy shit what the fuck did you promise her
Pat her again??

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5051
Can a different anon roll again if the roll is bad? Because I really like this suggestion.

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>>5066
>Yes! Of course!

>>5045
>>5051

Her stare turns cruel and demonic, and boy are you fucking scared as tits right now.

Her stare freezes you! And your danger sense kicks into high gear!

>>5051
>>5066
>DC:8

You consider patting her, but as it is right now, you can't muster up the strength to!

>>5045
>DC: 8
"Run???? ARE YOU CRAZY MY MAN?" You think to yourself.
You are again, unable to muster up the courage!


Frozen in place, you better think fast!

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5082
>frozen in place

Sing a song.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5082
Admonish her for looking at you funny and questioning you in any circumstance. Tell her to give you a moment of peace as you consider the next steps of the master plan that you totally-didn't-just-learn-just-now.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5082
Remember you're a skeleton and collapse in to a pile of bones, aka Feign Death.

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5082
"you have passed the test and now I officially declare you as my right hand"

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5025
give her an anchovy

>>5025
Say that she can have what she wants.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5139
>no dice
Gotcha back m8

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>>5142

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>>5110
DC:8

"SHE WILL NOT LET IT GO"

>>5117
>>5139
>>5142

You open your jaw to speak. You will discipline her on questioning you! You're a minion! MY MINION!

"Y-You.. y-you too"

You couldn't get the words out, and mumbled something under your breath that she couldn't hear

>>5118
DC:9

You just wish you'd collapse into a pile of bones. And you try to.

HOWEVER! Your panic state makes it hard to accomplish the feat! How you wish you could disappear!

>>5119
DC: 8
You panic, your mind goes blank, you just do the stupidest posiest shit you can ever think of to appease what you call a "weeaboo", what ever that is

"VERY GOOD! MY MINION! YOU HAVE PASSED THE TEST! GEWDD JOBB!!"

A moment passes, and she stares with the same eyes at you.

"Ahh so it was a test. good job boss! Almost got me!"

You sigh in disbelief as you managed to escape that!

>>5127
You lack anchovies. But you find a folded note instead!.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5208
READ THAT NOTE

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5208
Read note. Pray it isn't a shopping list.

>>5082
Use the Controller on her and have her explain everything
If she get's antsy about us using it say we just need to test it's authenticity and that it is functional

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5208
Attempt to read the note. Realize that despite having magic vision due to lack of eyes, you need reading glasses. You have no glasses.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5208
dispatch the minion and read the note

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5228
forgot to roll

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>>5220
>>5225
>>5229
>>5233

You read the note

>>5228
>>5240

Hmmmm

>>5276
OP are you drawing or just waiting for responses?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5276
make her leave with some vague excuse, then take a good look at the room and the device she brought

>>5300
Sorry, should've made it clear
Decide to use the Controller or not
If I don't have a (cont) on the post, then it's ended

>>5276
SHOOT HER

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5276
Use the damn controller

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5276
Hold off on shooting.
Dart your non-existent eyes around nervously. Feel a startling need to discover any immediate exits from the grove. Remember the sword and throne might need a squiz too.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>5340
Seconding this. We shouldn't start shooting her immediately. Let's also not test the controller if the catgirl isn't to be trusted. For all we know, it could be something horribly dangerous to us.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5276
For now I think we should not use the gun on her. Maybe find some animals or bugs to try it on.

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>>5340
>>5316
>>5315
>>5364
>>5302


You hold off on shooting, you don't even know what this thing does! You're no murderer!

Taking a good look at it, it looks to be some sort of magical weapon?
You dart your non-existent eye around, and reconfirm the fact that you are in an oddly specific clearing in a forest, with only a throne in the clearing.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5397
go pick up the sword and give it a look over

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5405
Seconded

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5397
check out the sick sword, also look for a dairy or something that may tell us more about the cat girl.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5397
>>5405
Also make sure you don't let the catgirl out of your sight.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5397
I guess we can take a look on the back side of our throne. Definitely pick up our weapon just in case we need it.

Sorry guys, I have some animation production responsibilities to tend to for awhile, give me 10 minutes and I'll post the next bit, sorry!

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You check your sick sword, and you feel; you feel like... YOU HAVE THE POOWWEEEEERRRRRRR

It however, feels very wrong. So you refrain from doing that again.

Seems like an ordinary sword to you.

The catgirls chimes in from the other side of the clearing;

"Shall we depart for the nearest Keep? You have finally obtained your prized relic."

>Sorry about the delay, hope everyone didn't jump ship!

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>5527
Send the catgirl to scout ahead, then bail on her.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5527
fuck it, let's follow her
while you walk check your pockets for some clues on your identity

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5527
Tell her to lead the way but don't forget that you should still give the throne a once over. Other than the note and the sword it's one of the few things you can kind-of-sort-of be sure are yours.
Who else moves a chair like that out here?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5527
Wait no sit in the throne and tell her to bring the Keep to us
Or at least the person in charge because really a skeleton and a catgirl would probably stick out in the middle of a human settlement. And this way no one will know that we have taken control of who ever

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>>5559
The throne is empty, just a large stone chair. No drag marks, and it looks like it's been here for awhile seeing how there is foliage on it. Not on you however.

>>5553
>>5536
>>5552

"Lead on then."

"Yes, master."

You follow her, but decide not to bail on her, unsure about that prospect. You decide to stick around for now, after all, she does know you better than you do.

You check your pockets, but they're empty, in fact, you have no pockets. The note was stuck between you and the cloak you have.

>>5588
You begin to voice your idea of bringing the keep to you, but as you're already on the move, you decide not to. You however, do question her.

"Hm, a skeleton and a feline such as yourself. Will we not stick out?"

She laughs and turns to move forward.

"Master, surely you are pulling my leg, so to speak, acting unknowing! Demis are of course common, as are ladydemons and the like. You would only be a suspicion at most."

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5632
check the pockets for any personal items

>>5652
>you have no pockets

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5632
question her about the state of the kingdom and reach the Keep while she explains the current situation

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5632
store your precious note in an eye socket. It's not like you're using them anyway and it will surely slip out of your cloak now you're back on the road.

>>5659
not even an hidden bag inside the ribcage?

>>5682
I mean you could check. It's no pockets that are known of.
That said you can always jump on the cranium storage bandwagon.

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>>5672
>>5659
>>5652
>>5682


You stuff the note into your eye socket, since you have no magical invento-

HOLYYYY FUCKKKKKKKK

YOU HAVE MAGICAL INVENTORY!

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5724
CHECK IT

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>>5724
m8 you're fantastic.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5724
>hiding bag of holding inside a eye socked
fuck yeah, can we see/check what inside of this hidey-hole?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>5724
Cheer internally but play it smooth.

Don't let weeaboo find out about the first cool thing you can do that she mightn't already know about.
It's very disconcerting having her know you better than you know yourself.

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>>5746
>No m8, YOU'RE fantastic

>>5737
>>5752
>>5754
"MY SWOOOORRRRRDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" You internally and calmly scream internally

You feel like you don't have anything else in there, but atleast now you have your sword, instead of forgetting it back at the throne

>>5767
hide the sword and continue to follow the weeb cat girl

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5767
Walk along with weeaboo as smugly as your cranial grimace will allow. Also think about storing your 'controller' when she's not looking for good measure. Wouldn't want THAT to go missing either.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5767
Pat down our robes. Can we remove our head? Take it in hand and look at the inside of our rib cage and so on for hidden shopping lists or whatever else there could be.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5767
Look over the controller and see if there is any labels.

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>>5793
>>5797
>>5803
>>5829

You check yourself for any items within you, lifting the robe to be sure.
And you find nothing, looks hella bare senpai

You store the Controller and your sword into your magical inventory; but not without taking a good look at the Controller

Yep. You know nothing about it.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5846
Ask the girl if the controller had a manual.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5846
be cool until you get to the keep. Remember weeaboo's demonic eyes, you don't need to arouse suspicion.

Besides, you have a feeling ominous 'boss' figures are supposed to brood for a bare minimum of, like, 5 hours a day.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5846
>>5877

Seconding this

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>>5877
DC: 2
You hear yourself asking you to stay cool, and etc. You were so engrossed in the Controller you didn't really listen to yourself, so you ignore it.

>>5859
"Feline, where is the manual of operations?"

She turns as she walks,

"Didn't have one, atleast, not where I stole it from. We're not the only ones looking for the relic, Master. I've had a run in with the Knights of Humanity, a graceful Berserker with an umbrella. Perhaps they got to the manual before I did."

>>5903
>Knights of Humanity, a graceful Berserker
that sounds Totally Radical. Continue to foll the cat girl, also is there any interesting landmark in the surrounding area?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

I wonder if we should say the power is low on the controller and we need to attack the knights to know what it needs to juice up.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5903
Enquire as to why there have been no arrangements to retrieve it.
Surely Weeb here wasn't frightened of humans.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5939
We could two birds with one stone anon. Retrieve the manual test control on knights?
Up to you and your luscious 9 though.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>5949
I'm down if y'all are.

>>5949
Whoops. Disregard that roll. Sorry

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>>5939
>>5941

"These... Knights of Humanity. There's a strong order. I only could escape because there was only one of them, caught off guard and charmed by... a clueless accomplice."

As she says this, a mental image pops in your mind, a girl, with horns. You feel an odd kinship with the image of the girl, but it soon dissipates and you're brought back to reality.

"I would recommend not confronting them, not as we are now."

You consider if you should listen to her, how bad could these "Knights of Humanity" be anyways?

"And like I said," The weeb continued, "I'm not even sure if there IS a manual of operations. The mysterious wizard who created it might not have made one."

You follow along for now, thinking about the Controller.

>>5922
You look around, all you see are trees.

"Nearest keep is not too far from here, isolated and easy to take."

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5982
Dam, well we been walking awhile. I say take a break and test our skills with the sword. It would be good to warm up before we take on the keep.

>>5982
Do we know any magic?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>5982
ask how she intends to assist your glorious taking of the keep

>>5982
Wonder about getting an afro.
And whales.

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>>6026
>>5997

"Ah, Master is truly fond of jesting today. We of course have no need to practice, let alone warm up!"

"A master gunpowder warrior like me, and a master Dreadknight? What a folly it would be to unestimate us!"

>>6014
Dreadknight? You think to yourself, but don't remember any magic ability.

>>6030
The word "efro" and "whels" come to mind, but it didn't mean anything to you. Magical trigger words perhaps? You just don't know.

>Remember to roll guys!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>6078
Test our magical inventory further. How do we take items out of it? Do we have to reach in and grab them?
See (HA HA) if we can forcefully eject items. Pick up some pebbles or whatever and try to shoot them out. Our goal is to be able to literally shoot daggers at people.

>>6097
assist roll please, someone help me make this a reality!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>6097
>>6104
Gotchu

>>6078
Try our damndest to see what our instincts/muscle memory for combat are. Do we feel more magick-y or more slashy?

>>6112
you are the greatest man I've never known

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>6097
>shoot daggers at people
>not menacingly 'staring' daggers at people
Still, you have my roll

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>6097
Could be fun.

I feel we have some kinda of armor being a knight.

(Kinda mad the auto refresh doesn't work on this thread.)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>6118
Sorry, forgot to roll

>>6131

>(Kinda mad the auto refresh doesn't work on this thread.)
>he doesn't use extensions
I don't know what inline looks like for you but I'm getting auto same as any where else.

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>>6097
>>6104
>>6112
>>6128
>>6131
>>6118
>>6138

What a stupid fucking idea, only a fucking idiot would come up with this shit
But that idiot was you, so you stuff a few pebbles into your eyes, feeling like an absolute reta-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANASMITH PEBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

>>6163
WE ARE AMAZING

>>6163
THIS
IS
AMAZING

>>6152
I never had a reason to not use 4chan as is. Well until now with the auto updater not work right. What are your recommendations for extensions?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>6078
Shoot the catgirl with the controller, it just looks like a normal gun and she is suspicious as fuck. I mean, just look at that smug ass face.

>>6186
I don't use any extensions and the auto update works fine for me.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>6163
Quietly marvel at your new found talent.
Knowing now your true calling stop occasionally to pick up inanimate objects like a dork as you march towards impending battle.

>>6186

>never had a reason
before in-line things were pretty shit, man. I'd say app over X but it depends who you talk to.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>6163
Well we now have a secret move to use later. I mean who else is gonna think this could happen.

I vote for just heading in to kick some people out of our keep.

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>>6163
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>6163
Ask catgirl if she has any daggers for us to shoot out of our eyeballs.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>6239
>no dice

>>6193
I have no clue way, but it's only on this thread that the timer stops and nothing happens. I even restarted the browser.

>>6205
It's nothing special, but the shit did what I needed it to do. Well thinks for the info I will check it out.

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>>6187
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOURSELF OVER YOUR QUIET MARVELING

>>6205
>>6206
You resolve to gather as many inanimate objects as you can on the way to the keep, storing them in your magical inventory

"Ah, master's favourite trick, the Manasmith Portals. How I'd marvel at your blade once it had been pulsing with searing mana!"

>>6239
"Feline! Do you possess any daggers!?"

"No sir, I do not."

You're too hyped to be bummed out by that LOOK AT THAT RAIN OF BLUE MINIATURE STONES OF SEARING MANA DAMAGE SON

>It's 3:30AM /qst/, I have to wake up at 7:30 for game modelling pipeline training. Do you think the thread will survive til then?

>>6262
There is no way it will be bumped off at the pace the board is going at right now.

>>6262
Who knows with a new board? It's pretty late over here too so I understand you dedication.

Assuming the worst, thanks for the thread man. It was a blast.
Mint art, snappy writing and unrelenting interaction/participation.

I'll give it a bump when I get up.

>>6262
>Do you think the thread will survive til then?
Well, the sticky said that there is supposed a week long archive but you can always use pastebin/dropbox to archive thread. Also thanks for making this quest, it was pretty fun

>>6262


It'll probably survive. It not, re-staring one will not be a problem

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>>6273
>>6308
>>6311
>>6337

AND THAT'S IT, END OF EPISODE 1! (due to sleep)

Thanks so much for playing with me, I'm not going to lie, I wanted to hate /qst/, but it actually turned out pretty alright; just a shame about the speed, if it were on /tg/, it would've been more active, with more posters.

That's legitimately my only complaint for /qst/, everything is fine, you're fine, not sure about outside this thread, but you guys here were bomb

You can archive it on suptg as well, I see someone has already requested for the archiving of this thread though

On a side note, weeb over there is actually a returning character from my previous quest, which you can find on /tg/'s archive on suptg, Ladydemon Mage Quest, you can check it out but just be prepared that you're essentially finding out who weeb is

Anyways, hopefully see you soon with EPISODE 2

Goodnight!

>>6262
>Do you think the thread will survive til then?
It will.

Well, somebody already post it on subtg so if this thread gets archived before op returns you can always post the subtg link.

>>6367
>not sure about outside this thread
It helps that you actually make a proper quest-quest, right now this, word-manipulation-quest and the Submersible Witches Quest seems to try to do this with others just being random threads, hopefully other QM will show up (maybe even new ones will emerge from different boards than /tg/)

>>6262
Thanks for the good times.

>>6469
Those are certainly not the only three serious quests.

>>6481
oh sure, im only pointing out stuff that i just happen to enjoy anticipate (not to sound snobbish, just happen to enjoy stuff that is a little bit ore than "stuff happens gib repose"). Its just there is a lot of threads with 50-10 post, i think that it just gona take some time to /tg/ and other posters to get to familiar with using this board, hopefully in a week it will feel just like /tg/ but with quests only.

>>6545
>>2903
>>3343
>>2413
>>2327
>>2447
>>2489
>>3375
None of those are just "stuff happens gib repose," and I'm only counting the ones that I'm in.

>>6595
>>2454
That one, too.

promised bump

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OP here, up and ready to roll
Anyone currently interested?
>Same conditions, so I'm basically looking for 2 players posting in a gap no longer than 20 minutes between themselves

"Are you ready to move on, Master?"

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>10522
Onward!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>10522
Nod and gesture for her to continue

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>10522
Let's go little one.

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>>10524
>>10532
>>10543

"We're already here, Master."

Funnily enough, you had assumed keeps meant to be a type of fortified tower built within castles during the Middle Ages by European nobility. You don't even know what Middle Ages or European might mean, but you know castle, and there ain't no castle around here. Perhaps you are in a giant ass castle? This isn't high nor a tower though. You'd like to discipline the weeb for getting the word wrong, but maybe it is you who has the wrong idea.

You see men in red and white attire around the building, and a drawbridge. Front two look like guards and have either pointy things, or magic sticks, you can't tell from this distance.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>10556
Walk in like we own the place,
which we will shortly

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>10556
Walk up for a closer inspection.
It's unlikely you can lob your sword accurately from this distance anyway and weeaboo did say you would only be a little suspicious.

>>10556
You say it is a big ass castle and yet I see no ass on that castle.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>10564
>no dice

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>>10561
>>10563
>>10564
>>10568

You walk closer, as close as you can get as the drawbridge and guards stop you.

"Cease strangers! Do you have any business with the Millenial Fold Clan?"

They appear to be holding some sort of... naginata. Whatever that word might mean. Polearms! Yes, they're holding polearms. Weeaboo polearms, you hear yourself think, but you still have no idea what weeaboo means.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>10600
Send weeaboo forth to negotiate entry. Surely their common 'weeaboo' ground will go over better than your skeletal charms.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>10600
I have a meeting with Steve in accounting, I am sorry but I'm running terribly late and I don't have time to deal with you right now.

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>>10603
You send forth weeaboo to handle the talking, she probably has a better idea about them than you do.

"Yes, well, greetings, Drawbridge Guard of the Millennial Fold Clan. I intend to purchase one of your weapons from within, to have a weapon made for me and my companion here."

"You wish to obtain a weapon from the Millennial Fold Clan? A clan who prides itself of their weaponry, folded 1000 times over!? The sacred art of ancient metallurgy who only we, The Millennial Fold Clan are able to execute!?"

He sounds... agitated. Or excited. You honestly can't tell. Do you chime in? Stop her? Jump for the drawbridge? Slap his ass?

What do you do?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>10646
Weeaboo has got this, Stare vacantly with skeleton like expression at the guard

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>10646
Affirm Weeaboo's speech. Note that you've heard such a technique provides superior steel. In fact, hearing their methods first hand now, you imagine something like that could cut through anything.

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>I hope people realise that some on my images are gif, with multiple frames in it, just very long pauses between them :^)

>>10654
>>10655

She's got this, but you feel the need to affirm.

"Yes, I have heard that such a technique would provide a much more superior steel. In fact, I imagine something like that could cut through anything."

The man stares you down, almost, menacingly. You hear the clash of metal!

"Yes, of course. You must be the prospective new members of our clan, for you must know that to purchase our blades, requires you to assimilate yourselves to the Millennial Fold name. You are free to enter!"

The drawbridge lowers, and you see the hustle and bustle of the life within.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>10678
Continue in assuming weeb isn't showing concern about the unusual conditions

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>10678
Enter the keep, survey new surroundings

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>>10689
>>10693

The weeb showed no signs of discomfort or concern as she walked in, so you followed suit. The guard nods at you as you enter, in a friendly manner.

Looks bigger on the inside, almost as if the artist who drew the frame earlier couldn't into scaling, but you have no idea what that might mean. You are inclined to believe your mind thinks of things that never makes sense, and you fear you might be retarded.

Looks to be some sort of village, except, in a fortress, you suppose. Like a self-sufficient apartment complex, whatever an apartment complex may be.

>Sorry guys, I'm going to be taking a break due to real world obligations, and I intend to continue the story in about 2 hours time, until then, think of what you'd want to do here, in a walled up village of weebs

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Also, as with most QMs, I have a Twitter

Follow me on @jiangshi_of_tg to keep yourself updated on when I'm going to QM

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>10706
Locate leader

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>10706
observe and learn from the weebs, try to blend in the crowd

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>10706
store a weapon in your skull every time you can, preparing for a giant ass spear submachine attack in case of emergencesd

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>>5724

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>Sorry for the delay, real life a shit I say

>>10917
>[RUMBLING SFX]
I love it anon, GEWWD JOB

>>10802
>>10859
You walk around, unsure of where to go.
You notice that the crowd looks... adventurous. Like they've all have some stupid prophecy to fulfill or something. That and they're all wearing red, which seems to be the colour of the clan.
They all seem vary of you, maybe it's because you're not wearing red?
They all go about their day, training, doing their jobs, eating, whatever. They seem to have a functioning system going on here.

>>10876
You feel the urge to grab and store all these weapons around you, but you feel like they're already a hair away from smacking your shit when you move funny
You do see there are stores on one side of the fortress however.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11014
Figure out where you can get some of those fancy red clothes so that you can fit in.

>(You)
[screaming]

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>11014
Time for a new wardrobe!

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>>11021
>>11024

You spot a store selling clothes on the far corner of the fortress, and you make your way there.

Inside, you see a ladydemon, looking bored and unamused at you.

"Can I help you, prospective customer? Not that I want to, though."

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>11038
Something red and with a hint of salmon?

>>11038
dice+2d10
Fuck looking normal we need more skele shit ask for skulls

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>>11040

"You blind or something, skeletal? Everything is red here. Clan mandatory colours. You new or something?"

>>11065

"I can dunk your ugly head into red dye, how's that sound?"

>dice rolls go into the Options box, and we're using dice+1d10

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>11076
Ill take a hood and boots then.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11076
I kind of like our current attire and don't want to change it
Maybe she has some red stickers we can put on our skull or something?

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11076
Fine, lets get something that look like we fit with all the weebs around here + helmet or something so people wouldn't constantly stare into the eyeless skull

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11076
flirt with demon girl for better prices on red skully skull skulls

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>>11099
>>11092

"I can get you boots and a cloak; for the helmet, go find the smith, not me."

Well atleast that's out of the wa-

"That'd be 30 gold, please."

Things you have in your inventory:

>The Controller
>Your Sword
>pebbles you gathered on the way here
>leaves and small branches you stuffed down your eyesocket
>That's it, that's all you have in your magical inventory

>>11117

"Come on, baby, you're going to let my poor bones here stay rattled without some red cl-"

"Don't even try it, asshole, I ain't have a thing for skeletals."

>>11097

"S-Stickers?"

"We don't have stickers, but I can paint your forehead red, like I said. Big red dot for the archers and gunslingers to practice on. Or maybe if I get to hit it myself, that'd be great. Don't get much stress relief as the tailor around these parts."

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11144
What's so stressful about being a tailor to a bunch of weebs?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>11144
>I got your "stress relief" right here
Actually, I'll take you up on the forehead paint

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>11144
I can give you my sword?

>>11144
Offer some glowing pebbles.
She may think that they're valuable.

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>>11177

You consider bartering with you sword, but that's literally your only actual weapon now, unless you consider leaves, branches and pebbles weapons.

>>11157

"I'm an artist goddamn it! I used to tailor for my people! My peers! My bloodless family! I used to create art! And then they kicked me out of the fucking place, and now I tailor for these idiots with the creative capacity of a fucking lemon! A FUCKING LEMON, MY GUY! All the want is to adhere to code and train for gods knows what! They only have red dye and that's fucking stupid! Not even salmon tinted red, not scarlet, not maroon, NO. JUST RED. FUCK."

>>11175
Her sudden outburst was definitely not something you expected, and maybe you SHOULD help her out with her stress.

"Maybe, I'll take you up on that."

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11179
Dice.
>>11177
NO

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11182
Paint your frustrations on me

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11182
What did she do to get kicked out?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>11182
Crush some of those leaves we picked up
>here, this might work as green dye. It's not much but it's also not red

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11182
Enchant the ladydemon with friendly enchantments.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>11182
rattle your bones at her to make her laugh?

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>>11202

Sadly, you know not a single enchantment, friendly or not
Other than your Manasmith ability you used to sear the pebbles with Mana, I mean

>>11189
>>11195
>>11199
>>11222

"Paint your frustrations on me, ladydemon."

She raises an eyebrow in surprise.

"Huh, well, alright. Didn't expect you to go for that."

She takes you to a back room and sits you down on a stool.

She begins to rapidly stab your forehead with the paintbrush, luckily for you, you don't feel the pain at all.

"What did you do to get kicked out?" you ask her.

"Hmph." She scoffs. "Nothing. Literally nothing. They just didn't want my kind where they were, that's all. Fuckin' assholes."

You retrieve your leaves from your inventory, and rattle your bones when she was done.

"Here, this might work as green dye. It's not much but it's also not red."

She finally smiles and nods.

"Thanks, but getting caught having other dyes will probably be trouble for me." She sighs. "Thanks anyways, you're not too bad. What's your name?"

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11251
Steve.

>>11251
>>11258
Steve Rattles

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11251
>>11258
>>11263
Steve Rattles McBones M.D.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11251
Mantis Toboggan

>>11251
Steve "Skeletor" Rattles.

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>>11258
>>11263
>>11272

"Steve."

"Steve Rattles."

"Steve Rattles McBones M.D."

She raises her eyebrow, each time higher as you expand on your name.

"Hmph, well met, Steve. Call me Cointreau."

"If you have any question, don't be shy to ask."

Rolled 4 (1d10)

selttaR evetS
Skeletor at large

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>11317
Coin Trough? Is that your name or a really terrible nickname that stuck with you?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11317
Ask her whether or not she knows anything about that cat lady of yours.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>11317
Lunch?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>11317
ask her what else is there in this place

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11317
Can we ask her to join our group since she crealry dosn't want to be part of this weeboo town?

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>>11321
"Coin Trough? Is that your name or a really terrible nickname that stuck with you?"

"Cointreau, C, O, I, N, T, R, E, A, U. That's my name."

>>11329
"Know anything about the catgirl?"

"The cat lady that came into town with you? Nope, can't say that I do."

She thinks for a moment.

"Hmm... There is word of a feline fugitive, someone who stole something from a ladydemon much like myself, posted by the Knights of Humanity. That was awhile ago, though."

>>11330
"Lunch?"

"Sorry buddy, already ate. Do you even eat?"

>>11339
"What else is there in this place?"

"Whatever you'd find in a town, I suppose. Blacksmiths, bakeries, general stores, what else? Oh, we don't have an Inn, since only Clan members and certain exceptions, like me, are allowed in. Why are you even in here though?"

>>11340
"Would you like to join me? It's clear that you don't want to be part of this... odd town."

"You and the catgirl? Why? Although, you're right that I don't want to stick around here."

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11370
How long would that "awhile ago" be? Maybe this could help us with figuring out something about our past.

As for why she should join us - why shouldn't she?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11370
ask her to show you around. get her up on her feet and shieeet.

>>11370
Why? I think I'm on an adventure. I mean this morning felt really adventure-y and I can feel in my bones that there's an adventure somewhere and coincidentally, I am also not feeling any red at all aside from the stuff you painted on me.

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>>11380
>>11384
>>11385

You ask her to show you around, and she accepts. Soon her shop is closed up and she's outside with you.

"Won't you lose customers?"

"Hah! No, only people who come to me are people who are new, or people who tore their old red shit."

She takes you around the town, and you discover the tavern, blacksmith, bakery, living complex, farm, guard station and the Shogun's quarters.

"How long would that "awhile ago" be? About the wanted catgirl."

"Hmm... a week maybe? Or two? I don't know, my concept of time sucks when I spend my days in that shop."

"Hmm.." You find yourself thinking to yourself.

"Why don't you join me then? I I think I'm on an adventure. I mean this morning felt really adventure-y and I can feel in my bones that there's an adventure somewhere and coincidentally, I am also not feeling any red at all aside from the stuff you painted on me. Why SHOULDN'T you join me?"

She walks on, without so much as a glance back. It seems she is deep in thought.

"Hm. I'll think about it. Come around whenever you're done with your Clan business. Anyways, I don't think I missed anything, nothing common if anything. Anything else you'd need me for?"

You pause, because of the question. You also take another moment to pause, because you realise you have no idea where the catgirl has gone.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11433
Any news about the surrounding area?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11433
excuse yourself and find cat-girl. we still dont know anything about the controller.

>>11433
You've stolen the keybone to my heart cavity, Trough. Pack your things because I swear on my humerus that when I come back to invite you on our grand adventure it is no joke.

>>11468

Dice senpai, dice

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>11468
I got you senpai.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11472
Christ I keep forgetting

>>11473
I love you

>>11478
No prob, m8

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11433
If i come back with another color... opposite to red. Would you consider joining?

>>11483
This is where you are supposed to flex your all natural, sun bleached ribs.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11495
I got you again.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11497
Oh no you didn't

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>>11441

"Any news about the surrounding area?"

"Hmm. Not really, nothing much happens around here, just within these walls I suppose."

>>11468
>>11473

"You've stolen the keybone to my heart cavity, Trough. Pack your things because I swear on my humerus that when I come back to invite you on our grand adventure it is no joke."

You could see people's heads turning as you said that, their attention piqued. Cointreau looked away, breaking the eye contact which you both held

"Wh-what the fuck? Where's all this suddenly coming from?"

>>11458

You turn around all smooth-like, the dramatic flare of the scene.

"Excuse me for a moment, I seem to need to find my earlier companion."

You walk away, leaving a flustered Cointreau behind you. It felt really cool.

You however, have no real direction on where you're going. Where do you go and what do you do?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11433
It's time to be frank with her
Pull her aside away from prying ears and explain that we have no memory other than what has transpired since we awoke on the throne. We need information about the world and everything in it.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11521
>that picture
CUTE

Look for a place where valuable goods may be stored and where you may not be thrown out. It seems likely that Catte Lady may be there.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11521
He did it the absolute madman!

Look for a pet store or an alchemist, whatever, someone must have catnip for sale.

>>11548
Actually if we do find catnip put it in our eyes, it might be better if weeb doesn't know.

>>11521
>>11483

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11521
Find weeb weapons, you'll find weebs.
>already getting points with best girl so far
noice.

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>>11555

You consider the fact that there aren't any other dyes here, and it'd probably best to leave that for later when you either conquer this place or leave.

Oh yeah, you forgot about your goal coming here, goddamn cute girls ruin everything!

>>11548
Closest thing would be the general store, but that's pretty close to Cointreau's store, so you leave that for later, since you want the dramatic effect of your confession to last a bit

>>11556
Ahead of you, you find yourself right in front of the blacksmith's workshop. She seems to be hammering a blade and is completely engrossed. The catgirl is nowhere to be seen.

>Just realised I forgot his red dot in a previous post, I should commit sudoku

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>11621
Look around more. Leave the blacksmith to her work.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11621
Shout "dem titties" on your way out
Sneaky check over your shoulder to see if she turns around

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>>11671

"Impressive breasts." You managed to say this out loud, despite how uncharacteristic it was. But not even you know what your character is like.

She however, doesn't seem to give a fuck.

>>11627

Leaving the blacksmith to her work, you look for the catgirl, only to hear her beckoning from above.

You look up, and the centre tower, on the top floor, where the Shogun's quarters are, she waves at you.

You wonder if the Shogun is a nice guy.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>11710
Go see the shogun.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>11710
Go see the shogun. If the guards try to stop you, tell them you have a bone to pick with him.

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>>11713
>>11721

You ascend the tower, nodding at the other clan members as they pass you.

You reach the Shogun's floor. You sure hope the guards let you thro-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11745
FIND WEEB BITCH NOW.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11745
Aw man, these guys spilled all their red paint! Better find the weeb!

>>11745
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11745
Find the cat and put all their weapons in the magical eye hole

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11745
Stop freaking out and start putting swords in your eyes

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11751
>>11783
Backing this guy, grab all the swords and shove them in our eyes on the way to the weeb

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>>11785
>>11783
>>11780

Oh god, they're all different and unique as a weapon, it speaks to you how each has been individually customized to fit a life, and that life is gone.

Profound, and it strikes you within something something morality something murder. You got lazy to think.

You stuff the bloody weapons into your eyesockets

>OBTAINED:
>4 swords
>2 polearms

>>11749
>>11751

Moving right to the throne, you find the weeb towering over a tied up Shogun.

"I have successfully captured their leader, Master!"

She looks so fucking proud of herself, look at that smug ass cat.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11808
Uhhhh.....head pat her and ask the shogun about the controller, I guess.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>11808
Grab those two polearms that are on the throne and shove them in your eyes.

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>>11812

>OBTAINED:
>2 polearms

Casually, you return to the catgirl as you're done stuffing the polearms into your eyesockets

>>11811

"G-Good job, minion."

You pat her head, and she seems to be more receptive than before. Perhaps she enjoys praise.

"I, Absolut, will forever serve Master as she does now."

Well, uh, atleast you know her name now.

You turn to the Shogun, about to ask him about the Controller, but the catgirl interrupts.

"Now would be a good time to use the Controller, yes?"

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>11808
The dot on that throne looks wierdly like my forehead, maybe check that out

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11808
can we shove the shogun in our eye?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11838
Well, use it. Press buttons and shit.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11838
Eh, lets try out the controller then, I guess

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>>11841

That's because Cointreau drew the Clan's emblem on you, numbnuts

>>11842

You can definitely try, but you have a feeling you'd kill her.

>>11846
>>11847

You seriously hope this shit isn't lethal.

You flip the Controller out and aim it at the Shogun's head, and you pull the trigger.

(cont.)

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You are now the Shogun.

You were pretty sure you were to be dead. The murderous catgirl and skeletal... wasn't he going to kill you? You're pretty sure you heard the trigger get pulled.

Anyways, you're on the ground, and it sucks.

>You know what else sucks? The 120 seconds post timer.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11883
Masturbate furiously.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11883
Flail around

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>11883
Stay calm and cool you are the Shogun

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11883
"Ah, so you finally made it! You are just in time!"

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>>11887
Absolutely not! How lewd! Why I'd never!

>>11892
Flail around? I am the Shogun!

>>11896
Yes. I am the Shogun. And Shogun stays calm and cool. Exactly voice in my head.

>>11900
Just in time for what? These voices are weird! Who is this?

>>11913
Why does everyone wear fucking red is a goddamn weeaboo?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11913
Wait, wasn't the Shogun a guy?

Also, that skeleton looks like a pretty cool dude, should probably listen to him.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>11921
Fucking rolls.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>11913
>Who is this?
It's me, your old pal, friend!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>11913
Swear unwavering loyalty to the old gods

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>11913
Realise you are the skeleton, but inside the Shogun's body. Wonder what happened to the Shogun's personality.

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>>11921
Red is the colour of greatness! What's a weeaboo?

>>11924
I am a woman!

And yes, this skeleton guy does look quite alright. What a dependable looking fellow, now that you mention it.

>>11940
I, uh, alright? Hello friend.

>>11944
I suppose I could, old gods do seem quite appealing suddenly.

>>11946
Hmm... no, He's right there. There's no way... Oh, the catgirl's freeing me now.

I mean, uh.

Huh.

I... am the Shogun.

>What do you do? You can leave the Shogun's body at any time, but occupying her body means you remain stationary the entire time.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>11913
Kickflip and run

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>11913
Oh shit, is the mass murdering catgirl still our ally?