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Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling goblins and the greedy dragons.
Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 26 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made

Last thread >>491577

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>503132
Ayyyyy
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AYY GOBBOS
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>>503132
Filth E. Hippy representin'!
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So, Holy Aura and exploring the mountain range?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

Im here.
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As always, here be ye olde shitty map

Reply to this post with your team's recaps
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>>503143
Yeah lets do that, make sure to mention the messia is leading the scouting party.
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>>503146
Tech: Research bronzeworking by combining and tin. We'll be moving onto the next era with this tech and have bronze equipment.
Culture: Let's setup a government, it'll be an Elective Monarchy. The King rules for life but any Gobbo has a chance of becoming King cause we're all equal down here.
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>>503151
woops, combine *copper and tin
>>503146
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>>503132
Wait...
Is that psychoelf?

Oh God he's taking over the pictures!
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>>503142
What do you say about praying for bigger birds and making composite bows?
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>>503157
Yes let's do that.

But not bigger birds

Pray for them to be able to size change from normal to mountable size.
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>>503143
>>503147

Sounds good to me
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>>503146
Just going to link it then

Culture: Have the messia develop a holy aura that buffs nearby dragons and protects

Action: Have the messia lead a scouting party into the mountain range
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>>503144
Yo hats:
1) Hunt grind until meteor spell
2) what? agriculture, cattle, and forage to bolster food supply? or raids and ambushes on trade routes They are attempting to destroy us before they start trading....Maybe something else?
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>>503163
Good idea
>>503132
Elf turn:
Regular: create better bows (composite bows)
Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
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>>503146
Skelebros man the slingshot and fire flaming spiked boulders at any race using the trade routes made (ie: orcs since they are the only ones that started it) followed by humans with firefists and spears to finish them off and steal their shit.

2nd action: war chief makes a band of humans and skeletons to hunt fierce beasts for food and skulls. They aim to collect as many skullsbas possible from battle to please Brock.
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Am I the only experiencing problems with 4chins?
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>>503151
Sounds bueno
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where the orcs at?
we need their recap
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>>503174

Nah, getting some here too
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>>503169
Oh. I used our recap from ourblast thread. I thought all 3 of us agreed.

But yea. We are gonna grind for Meteor spell and steal stuff.
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>>503174
OP is having problems too. He's trying to reset his router.
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>>503181
They might try to meta the raid
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>>503184

Let him know it was 4chan

Seems to be clearing up now
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>>503181
>>503184
4chins stuttering here too
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>>503188
Balls

Balls, I say
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>>503194
Why is psychoelf invading the main photo?
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>>503185

No magic > fire fist > meteor spell

Seems like even if you get it your mages would fail to understand the intricacies of such a spell until they were more well versed in the magical arts.
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>>503196
Psychoelf invades everything, like your butt
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>>503196
Naaah, that's not PsychoElf, he's right... Oh shit, HE RAN OFF AGAIN!
>>503200
ESPECIALLY your butt
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>>503199
Meteor. King of rocks.
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>>503199
Shhh, let them waste their turns.
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>>503188
4chinks seemed to have had a hiccup for a couple minutes there
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>>503205
Ah of course

Hiroshimoot is selling our info again
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>>503200
OP it's turn 26 does this mean winter is now over?
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>>503203

Throwing rocks > commanding large fiery rocks from space

Still seems like a jump no matter how you spin it
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>>503208
So is hanging over a dragon over to a god and getting her pregnant with half god baby
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>>503208
>inb4 it burns in the atmosphere before hitting ground like 90% of all meteors
Top kek if that happens
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>>503206
That chink jew.
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>>503210

I'm not understanding how those are related.

You also got a favor from your God if i'm not mistaken.
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>>503207
Yes, I'll announce it in the recaps
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>>503212

Ha, that would be great.
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>>503216
Just saying. Leaps can happen
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>>503210
Well to be fair our god is a total jew and if we want anything we have to become poor. We got jesus by appealing to him with free sex. That and no god bonus.
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Who are we waiting on, Orcs and Elves?

Are there even any orcs here at the moment?

>>503222

I don't understand how that's a leap?
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>>503224
We already gave our recap.
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>>503224
No orcs
>>503171
but elves linked their post to the OP when they should've linked it to this post
>>503146
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>>503226

Oh, sorry I just missed it.
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humans what is our action=
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>>503146

>>503171
Recap here OP.
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>>503224
We already posted our recap. Only orcs left, but there aren't any
>>503227
You're right, my green nigga. I didn't see that
>>503146
Elf turn:
Regular: create better bows (composite bows)
Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
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>>503223
we appeal to our god with death, a 100 or more sacrifice in his name should get us also our mage have a direst connection to Brock through a skull (Brock's champion), so not much of a leap actually.
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>>503230
recap here
>>503173
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>orcs afk yet again
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>>503242
Shhh they're thinking REALLY hard for their turn
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>>503242
someone take over the dorcs for the greater good?
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Poor orcs

Maybe a lurker will join or something.
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>>503239
the turtling era is over I see?
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>>503248
Alright, who's here willing to take one for the team
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>>503250
winter is about to end, and Brock is a demanding god, we need to get offensive.
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>>503256

This was Blacroc Clansmans last post about what the orcs had planned. >>500583


He said something about missed yesterday but didn't say anything about today. Maybe he will show up
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>>503260
Maybe, for now we'll wait a bit

If no orcs show up then I'll just have to pick randomly from that list to be the orcs' turn
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>>503263
Let Dice God pick and roll a 2d11
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>>503267
But dice god is an asshole
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>>503268

dice god would have to choose from a list he made though. Can't get fucked to bad.
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>>503260
Watchtower and bow training would work well together, moreover understandint the principles of bow-ology along with having a blueprint would make it easy to create working replicas in the next turns.
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>>503263
Just have them train in orc-fu some more.
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>>503273
You! Join the orcs pls
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>>503273
>>503275
oh shit the lurkers are out
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>>503273
>>503275
Yeah, what the cannibal hippie said. Join da orcs
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>>503278
>>503282
Civ threads aren't really my thing.
But NaP is still one of the best quest guys I follow
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>>503283

Maybe just for a bit until Blacroc or another orc shows up?

We are just waiting on orcs atm
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>>503276
If you insist, tho being European means I rather won't be able to be here until the day's part is over.

As I said.
>>503273
Seems like a logical action.
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>>503273
>>503146
>>503289
ALRIGHT THOSE ARE THE ORC ACTIONS
GET THIS TURN MOVING
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>>503283
That warms my cholesterol filled heart
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>>503289
I'm European too, and that dosen't hinder me from playing the whole time. Anyway, do whatever you feel like.
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>>503289
The current time is perfect for me since I have literally nothing to do from 6pm onwards
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So much time in finding the color of bronze
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>>503289
I'm from the middle east, NaP civ is the thing that make me forget how fucked is the entire region.
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>>503328
Holy shit you have it rough, which country?
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>>503328
Woah, this got dark all of a sudden
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Barbarians have set up to attack any passing trading caravans. Currently there's only an orc one so they're shooting at that.

Humans and Orcs, roll 1d100 ro see if the humans hit their mark or not

Bonuses:
Humans: Rockology +2; flaming spiky rocks +8
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>>503328
And here I am, complaining about having to get up early and earning dogshit, just as most everyone here in Eastern Europe...
Best of luck mate, there's no denying your region leaves a lot to be desired, but here's hoping that you can get the best of it in the future.
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>>503342
roll "dice+1d100" in the options field
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And now it seems it's the humans' turn to be afk
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>503333
Here goes nothing
>>503344
Forgot about the +
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>>503348
wuh oh
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>>503352
Inb4 humans go afk and orcs survive
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>>503352
>orcs will win purely because the humans are AFK
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>503333
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>>503358
oh fug
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>>503354
>>503356
I wish

>>503358
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The other lurker should roll for orcs
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>>503329
The great Iraq
>>503330
Nah, it's my silver lining
>>503337
Thanks, Here's hoping this drekfest get slightly better.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>503333
>>503362
Fine jeez
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>>503370
>>503360
DAMN SON
THE ORC LURKERS WON?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

rollinh
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>>503370

Good stuff
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>>503370
OH SHIET
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>>503370
The orcs are just going to toss that rock right back at the barbarians
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>>503330
Your game is my happy place, thank you.
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>>503370
>>503358
A particularly alert orc saw the incoming projectile and told his tribesmen to dodge. And so they did.

No casualties. Do humans want to pursue?

>>503384
PLease, my heart can't take all this burning
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>>503388
Pursue.
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>>503388
pursue
whatever that means
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>>503400
It means attack senpai
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I'm here. What are we doing?
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>>503405
we attacked you, but you escaped with no causalities, now we Pursue the escaping orcs.
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>>503405

He lives!

You're caravan is getting ambushed by humans at the moment. A lurker orc made 2 choices from the list you post for your actions for this turn.>>503273
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>>503404
thnx midduru easuturun rockuru-chan
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>>503408
I'm fine with that then.
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>>503410
Please never do that again
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>>503397
>>503400
It means run up to them and engage in direct combat.

The EVIL and VILLAINOUS HUMAN BARBARIANS and their SKELETON BRETHREN did not let up and ran up to the ORCS, hoping to kill them.

ORCS and HUMANS roll 1d100

Bonuses:
Humans: Brock's favour +45; Rock armor +5; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Orc God wants blood: +10, Boar mounts: +6; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Buff +12; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Pumped up from evading death from above +10
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>>503410
Don't go webbo or psychotic yandere elf will..... do I have to explain?
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>>503418
looks like the orcs will have to win by 20
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>503418
By Brock's skull, CHAAAAARGE!!!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>503418
I haven't rolled in a while. Let's see how this goes.
>>503415
Forgot name.

I wonder, how have we got this far with no stone tools? What have we been using?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>503418
Big numbers big numbers.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>503418
By the power of Orc-fu, I HAVE THE POWER!
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>>503427
>>503424
OH SHIT ORCS
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>>503426
Smashing things with your bare hands and sharpening and cutting things with your tusks
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>>503427
Our lord an saviour. Hence the name.
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>>503427
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EMERGENCY ORC SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
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>>503427
FUG
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>>503433
If senpai doesn't roll soon this battle willbelong to the orcs

Or it still will even if a roll is made, 50/50
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>>503427
The hero we need
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>>503410
Senpai pls roll or we are mangledd by orcs.
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>no more rolls
that's a mangling
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Never ever barbarians
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>>503450
hue hue hue *rubs hands omniously*
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

dd
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Eeyup, weeaboo is afk
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>>503457
gg
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>>503458
no this his roll
>>503457


still fucked though
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>>503458
I guess I will change my name then...
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>>503457
Thats a mangling.
>>503458
Since orcs live by us somewhat if their camp gets attacked would we be able to see it?
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>>503467
I suppose you could if you are patroling the area, flying or have a watch tower.
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The orcs were too fierce! The barbarians are defeated.

barbarians, now roll 1d100 to see if your skeleton troops can reform themselves and escape

>50 to succeed, >80 to raise the dead humans into skeletons

>>503467
If you bothered to put a lookout out, then yes
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I'm here. What's the plan my fellow Elves?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>503474
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>>503476
For now, we're making composite bows and praying so that our birds get the ability to turn into big "mountable" birds.
And i have a funky idea for next turn
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>>503481
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>503482
What might that be?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>503474
rolllinh
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>>503489
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>>503489
ruh roh
soon the barbarians will be just the undead civ with no humans left
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>>503492
It will be nothing more then an undead horde led by a cabal of Necromancers in the shape of the actual players in due time.
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>>503487
Basically, i want to make all the elves more beast-like. Right now i feel they are just regular xenophobic "protect the forest at all costs" hippies with tons of magic, and i would like something different.
and maybe that will give us some chance in surviving an attack against anything. Even the manlets have more offensive bonuses than us.
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>>503496
Their arch enemies will be the dragon paladins lead by the messia.
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>>503489
While defeated, the barbarians were able to use theur necromancy to raise the dead humans and reform the skeletons to escape.

No real casualties happened. Unless you count the barbarians' human forms
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>>503497
I don't know. What if we all turn into furries?
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>>503489
I love you so much right now it's kinda gay
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>>503502
Well they are much much more vulnerable to holy now.
Hint hint
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>>503502
Can we have a counter on how many are actual humans and undead in the barbarian pop?

Also, can dead humans still raise skeletons and use necromancy?
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>>503511
dragons don't know.
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>>503503
Well, while lurking /tg/ i found this description made by a player, describing these pretty hideous elves with animal traits, but no fur (they actually had really short hair, or were just plainly bald), and that gave me this idea.
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We should ask our god what does it think about the undead. If it doesn't like it, then we could ask for it's blessing or power to smite them.
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Welp. Im waiting in an emergency room for a family member ... and my tribe is fucked up. Shitty day all around i say.
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AND NOW, BARBARIAN'S EXCELLENT ANIMAL CRUELTY ADVENTURE PART 2

Barbs, roll 1d100 to find fierce beasts to fight

80-100: fierce beasts
50-79: fiercer beasts
30-49: very fierce beasts
10-29: extremely fierce beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts

>>503514
All skeletons who join the barbarian tribe gains its powers

So yes.

>>503521
Woah shit
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>>503521

You had 1 lose in battle, its not the end of the world.

We lost half our population for someone trying to roll twice. All adversity can be overcome
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>>503521
Bro, is it something serious? hope they become alright.
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>>503517
We know undead exist and jesus is already ready with holy spells. Odds are he'll be in our next encounter with eachother just saying.
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>>503521
I hope your relative gets well, anon.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>503522
Rollin' for good health and not zombifying my brothers. Again. No hate though.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>503522
roolwing
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>503522
the third is the charm
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>>503522
Why do I feel like 1-9 and 'fiercest beasts' is just a thinly veiled description of dragons?
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>>503522
But what if the humans want to increase their population the old fashioned way. If they have 8 alive humans then they can only make four more maximum. They're population will eventually whittle down if they're all just skeletons.
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>>503524
Nigger, we only lost one dragon and not half.
We lost half our pop from winter
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>>503528
you rock, and
>>503531 I should stop rolling so shittily
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>>503522
>>503525
>>503527
Thanks guys. Means a lot.
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>>503533
Then they'll just have to deal with that in someway, don't they.

Like praying for babies. Or kidnapping women from other tribes.

Or embracing the dark powers and converting all living things in the land into skeletons
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>>503541
i like the last one...a lot
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>>503541
Okay. It's just that right now they seem kind of gay. There's only like 8 of them actually alive now.
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>>503528
And the humans found Giant Lizards. Possibly a distant counsin to the dragons or their possible ancestors, probably. Or maybe I'm just bullshitting.
Anyway, roll 1d100 to see how many lizards you found

>>503532
I cannot confirm nor deny that
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>503550
Praise Brock
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>503550
may rocks be with my roll
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>503547
No, no, bad, this is why we are called evil
>>503550
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>>503554
>>503556
>:(
There are numbers higher than 30 guys
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>>503561
I apologize, I'll go punch myself in the corner.
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>>503553
And now roll to murder this innocent violent creatures

Number to beat: Lizard count 51 + fierceness factor 5 = 56

Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

Literally impossible to lose
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>>503550
bad lisard
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>>503569
why not just make it an automatic win instead of having the humans roll, OP?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>503569
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>>503569


If any of you roll a 1... even me... i will kill
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>503569
Lol. Even an Elf couldn't screw up in killing these peaceful animals of nature.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>503569


>>503580
I almost raged
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>>503569
Its been 2 hours and were barely at the end of the barbarians turn. Like holy shit why did you guys have to do 2 separate actions that needed rolling more than 2 times.
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>>503580
How is it possible to roll a one-faced dice?
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>>503576
Because I like seeing bold numbers

And there's a procedure to these thigns
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>>503584
In real life I could only see it happening by actually putting the die onto the surface of a table or something.
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While losing a battle, the humans had a succesful hunt and got 51 lizard skulls
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The Elves developed Composite Bows by utilizing other materials they could find in the forest and prayed to their god so that their bird companions can turn big enough for them to mount.

Elves mount birds. While holding wood.
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The orcs built a watchtower and trained with the bows the elves have given them.

A bit small for their hands, they thought.
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>>503594
Now we're almost ready to show the humans how we really go down!
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The gobbos made bronze and have officially moved into the bronze age.

They also got a form of government. A goblin is elected king, when that goblin dies a new election will take place.

Let's hope the reign of King Manlet I goes smoothly
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>>503602
OH FUCK WE'RE IN COLOR NOW
YEAH GOBBOS
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>>503602
FUCK YES WE COLOR NOW
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The Dragon Messiah again tapped into his inner holy powers and developed the Holy Aura. Whenever this is active he gives other dragons near him a boost in combat
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AND NOW, Dragon Messiah leads an expidition into the unexplored mountains

dragons, roll 1d100

0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: Dragon Saviour +50
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>503620
Rolling for something cool.

Also dragons for next turn can we finally give the gobbos their bows so we can get our armor since they now have bronze?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>503620
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>>503627
>>503620
DAMN SON
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>>503626
Jack. Shit.
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>>503626
Dragons, we'll do a tech action to make you dragons full body armor, but I think our culture action should be worshiping the messiah, and I think that's what your culture action should be too by giving a sermon to us gobbos.
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>>503626

Thats cool with me.

What would our other option be?

At some point I think we need to learn heal and have jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night.

>>503630

I'm down for waiting for this, also cool with the worshipping dragon messiah/him starting to give weekly sermons on the mount
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>>503630
This sounds interesting, we could have the seers apprentice deliver the word of the messia as culture.
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>>503627
The dragons found an acient treasure stash of some lost civilization and added it to their hoards.

The messiah did not partake in the festivities, saying that material wealth is fleeting and unimportant
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>>503634
Well since you seem to agree lets get our armor and give them their bows then, as for our second thing we should have the new seer deliver sermons so the messia can grow even stronger with prayer.
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>>503640

The gobbos suggested waiting and they would do a tech action to make us full bronze body armor.

Instead we should either learn heal or learn water to wine.

I'm good with the sermons idea.
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>>503634
Here's my suggestions

Have Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attribute

Establish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activity
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>>503646
Additionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.

I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipment
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>>503646

I like both these ideas.

We need to get a list of ideas we like going and choose which two are best for each round.

Next round one action will be to trade for body armor.

Seems we agree on sermons this round to bolster the gobbos action and hopefully the messiah.
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Hey, gobbos, I have an idea, what if we create/discover clay/bricks, that way we could build propper houses and maybe gain some pop
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AND NOW, turn 27. Winter's over, Spring has come, it's a new year and everybody's retarded.

Post your recaps here
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>>503650

Also a good idea.

Here is our list of things to do if we all agree:

Have Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attribute

Establish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activity

Additionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipment

have jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night.

Dragon jesus learn how to heal.
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>>503655
How about you guys make us bronze weapons?
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>>503644
Since they said they'll tech it that means we should be able to pick it up the same turn which is this one I believe as said by op long ago regarding our standing with them.
>>503646
I like making our gear divine but we really have very little gear aside from clubs and helmets. I still want to just give the goblins their bows already.
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For physical I say scout. For cultural I Think making it so that every Elf knows how to climb trees can be useful.
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>>503659
>>503656
Well, Dragons. We're gonna make full body bronze armor for you this turn now that our tech has improved since last time. We wanted bows for that, otherwise all the other tribes will have the advantage at range.
Our culture action was gonna be seeking out the Messiah and praying to him because he's mighty and because dragons are pretty cool dudes.
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>>503659

That's fine if OP allows it. Atleast we will be able to check it off the list of things to do.

So if we do armor from Gobs and sermons this turn then that leaves this list >>503657 we need to decide on for the next turns.

>>503656
>>503659

NaP, if the Gobs tech body armor for us this turn can we go ahead and trade for it with them this turn as well?
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>>503658
I was thinking that, but that way you guys can't use your magic
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>>503659
Body armor is pointless because bronze armor is inferior to our scales.

Until they get to iron we really only need helmets for protection against our weakpoints, the eyes, and weapons for longer reach in melee.

Have the gobs give us bronze equipment for their bows
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>>503578
>>503554
Connect with Brock and ask about Meteor? What else?
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>>503667
We are dragons. We can wield that shit with one arm, we can use magic with the other
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Any orcs around? What should we do? I think that we should develope stone tools and start building the road and outposts.
How is our caravan doing?
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>>503663
>Elves can't climb trees
>All elves live in tree houses

Wut?

Yes for scouting send our birds and psychoelf.

And cultural.

Have elves make magic arrows because flint arrows are shit.
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>>503665
Dragon armor'll take about 2 turns to complete because you guys are huge
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>>503672
Your magma and enhanced fire requires 2 hands
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>>503669
Its never been said anywhere metals like bronze were inferior to our scales.
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>>503671
give skulls for babies?
we need more humans :)
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>>503672
But no magma balls, bruh :c
Maybe, wait until we create crossbows. That way maybe you could enchant them with fiyah
Also, captcha
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>>503676
So once they finish it then we should just get in automatically correct? Assuming they measure us at the start and all that stuff.
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>>503678
Dragon Body +35
Bronze armor +10

Equip weapons and you can't use the combo magics like Magma Testicle

Something to consider
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>>503673

The caravan ran off the human attackers

>>503676

Thanks. Could you also let us know if bronze armor would be better than our scales or if we would just be wasting our time with it.

>>503669
>>503659

It looks like the armor won't be ready this turn.

Having the messiah give a sermon is one action. Which other action from the list do we want to do this turn?
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Also, stop scouting for a while, clearly NaP is reluctant to give us more bonuses from scouting and if we spam it, our +50 in scouting might get nerfed.

Also we can have instead of Dragon God giving Messiah some Divine level equipment, we can instead make it possible for the rest of the tribe to be able to use Holy Magic, although to lesser effect than a demigod by asking Dragon God
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>>503682
Sorry for taco-language BTW
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>>503680
We can only pray for 1 thing, but you gave me an idea
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>>503683
This turn for measuring, next turn for building, last turn for fitting it on
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>>503682
Do dragons even have enchanting magic?

They might have to culture that first.
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>>503663
I think all elves already know how to climb trees pretty well, since our houses are on trees.
>>503674
I support scouting with birds and psychoelf (mostly because i want to see him in action). I'll still suggest using our cultural action to make our elves more bestial. That way they'll be even more in tune with the forest and the animals that inhabit it. If anyone cares, the description i snatched is this:
>Physically, they were gaunt kind of things, mostly bald like humans, often times they tended to stand a head or so taller. They had the typical "human" range of skin tones, hair, and tended to have blue, brown, or yellow eyes. Those eyes would be round, as my GM described it, but that's about where the similarities ended. Elves had a projected sort of snout and large pointed ears. They were built to run on fours, but could stand with relative ease and had digitigrade legs. They had sharp claws, and a smile that could make an alligator happy. Their culture, as my GM worked it, was nothing like humans. The one elf we did have as a party member was a half-feral druid, who spoke in two or three word sentences. We couldn't even tell when he was half dead from exhaustion because of the culture shock.
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>>503674
Okay the part about magic arrows actually makes more sense. I was just thinking about climbing tree, ecspecially the divine one, in order to look across the map.
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>>503682
>>503677
We can have the weapons sheathed until we get downed and require melee.

We only use magma bombs as air bombardment anyway
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>>503691
They don't. If they use fire enchanting on the gobs all it would do is burn them to death
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>>503656
Ok, stone tools and start the road and outposts.
To any of my kin, we should by next turn start to get into cattle raising.
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>>503690
>>503683
>>503687
Well dragos, its your choice if you want armor or not. We've gotta build the citadel too and start doing our culture and laws like worshiping the Messiah.
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>>503691
I was thinking maybe put a mini-magma ball as a tip or something like that
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>>503686
Didn't WE made then run?
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>>503704
>Put fire on the tip of an arrow.
>Arrow made of wood and flint.

That doesn't sound smart m8
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>>503706
*them
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>>503673
I think we should develop bows that suit our species; I'm all behind starting to build the road.

Dragons, this is supposed to be a group project, is it not? How about you introduce your manlet slav... I mean friends to us and elves? Their tech would help our project greatly.
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>>503695
>>503686
We could double culture and try to turn our clubs into staffs to focuse our magic. Never mind on the armor, it'll take to long to make and the bonus isn't really worth it.
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>>503708
Actually scratch that

It's magma.

>That's even dumber


Only elves can enchant stuff and you don't know us.
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>>503711
Good idea. Tell that to the recap post and we're done.
On the other side, stone tools will let us make the road faster and the developing of bows easier.
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NaP is praying to Brock cultural or regular?
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Here's what I think we should do for this turn

Communicate with Dragon God using the new loot we got to give all of the dragons the ability to use Holy Magic

Establish the sentry to look out for any outside threats. If any threat is encountered, priority on fleeing to inform the others and never under any circumstances to engage unless it can really fuck them up
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>>503719
Culture
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>>503693
I actually want to make the elves into a magocracy and eventually set up a wizard academy where elves can train and make new magic.
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Heya bitches its i
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>>503724
Wait, can Messiah teach the other dragons Holy Magic or only him can use it cuz he's a demigod?
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>>503708
>Implying is made of wood and flint now that we have metals
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>>503720
Yeah I like the sentry idea so we'll know when our allys are being attacked and so we can bring the messias holy wrath to their defense.

Also thats a good idea to let other dragons use holy magic by offering what we found. But first we offer him 50% if it if he wants more we bump up to 70% then 100 so we dont get jewed to hard.
>>503729
I thinks its because he's a demigod and thus has godly power in him.
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>>503729
The latter
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>>503712

Yea, we don't really need the armor immediately

Maybe that could be part of what we ask for when we talk to our god about our new treasure.

>>503720

We need to use one action for dragon messiah to start giving sermons to help the gobbos action.

The other I could go any way with the options from this list. >>503657
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>>503727
I don't see why we can't have both things
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>>503732
>Implying metal can survive molten rock.
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>>503728
>>503704
Ayy, we've got Gobbos now.
What do you think about worshiping the Messiah since he's a cool dude?
We need a tech action too. But since the dragons don't need armor, we need to do something.
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>>503737
Also, can we do a jewroll with Dragon God in order to pay him less?
We gonna outjew the Original Jew
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>>503738
Actually what do you think about beginning to give sermons to gobbos about the messia and as a action we set up a lookout so we know when to help our allys as a turn?
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>>503656
Try developing stone tools.

Start working on the road.

Dragons, I know you don't know we want to know Gobos, but their tech would be useful in roadbuilding. Maybe introduce them to us and elves so that we can make an anti-undead alliance, at least for the time being.
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>>503743
Yeah, hes not a tall asshole, like his dad, and he dates his dad too...

I think ill pet him aswell *pet*
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>>503744
Try that and he eats the offending dragon
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Aight boys lemme at it

The messiah said greed is meh, lets elaborate on that. The dragons will congregate and dig deeper into what was said and try to understand and comprehend the messiah's words. (Philosophy)

Branching off from this should be a new system of governance where dragons will devote themselves on a path of specialization, to unlock the secrets of the world more effectively and coalesce into one great tub of knowledge. The messiah squires a special pharaoh status as well (Buddhist-Egyptian-Socratic hybrid of social structure and government)

Hopefully this knocks us into the classical/bronze age.
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>>503746

That's fine with me for this turn.

Next turn we make a deal with the jew god and pick one of the other actions off the list.
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>>503746
Let's wait until they finish our equipment.
Then we can give their bows, collect our equipment as well as making them worship the Dragon Messiah all in one turn.
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>>503743
If we get the bows from the dragons, we could develop crossbows, or maybe just clay bricks so we could build houses
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>>503749
>he dates his dad too.
>dates
woah hol up
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The elves also know enchantment. Enchantment in our hands is super op. Let's get that and apply it to the citadel if we can.
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>>503749
>dates his dad
Seriously I think it's more of a case of teenage rebelliousness
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>>503753
Alright so thats two for lookout and sermons.

>>503754
I want too but we kinda have to be there so they make armor that actually fits us so no armor yet for us sadly.
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>>503751

Hey salty, I like the ideas. Here is a list of other actions we have planned. >>503657

>>503754

They are going to start worshipping him this turn. We are just going to have him start giving sermons as well to hopefully boost their action and maybe dragon jesus.
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>>503756
>>503761

hates ok?
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>>503760
I don't think we have anything that the elves want to trade for enchantment
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>>503719
>>503724
I confused "praying" with "paying",and that made me thought of something (if you don't think it's too tedious, OP. And players.): Putting a resources stack for each tribe, and it will either increse (4x, by hunting) or decrease (4x, by constructing a building). To make it easier, it doesn't have to be divided in "wood", "food", "wealth", "workforce", etc., just a number that is affected by any factor; gathering wood increases the stack just like having farms. Am I making myself clear?
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>>503656
Alright, here's our actions.
Culture: Begin worshiping the Dragon Messiah. He's a cool dude, and the dragons have been alright to us for these past 27 turns. Since we're facing an undead threat too, his holy light will protect us even more. Praise the mighty one.
Tech: Let's get bows from the dragons at the cultural exchange center, since it only needs one civ, us or the dragons to initiate it, we'll take some crates of bows since the dragons can't use them.
Thank god to whoever came up with the tech exchange center.
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>>503767

I'm sure they would find one of our spells beneficial. We should be able to do it.
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>>503770
Your welcome, I got your back my man.
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>>503770
i think it was the frustrated manlet advisor
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>>503656
1st: Human tribe uses those skulls gathered and offers them as tribute to Brock. They wish to ask him what would be needed in order for him gift us the ability to cast Meteor and what they need to do for him to gift them an increased birthrate for the living population. Praise Brock and his brutal wisdom.

2nd: Using rocks, leftover bones and their tools they make cages to capture beasts large and small.
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>>503774
Nah, go back in the archives, ''twas me. Shameless ego boosting
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>>503769
I'm too lazy to write that iiin
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>>503777
cool, and with that I'm off to sleep, you'll probably fair better without my shit stained rolls, good night.
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>>503656
Send 3 elves (with one being psychoelf) out in different directions on their bird mounts to find stuff in the forests.


Elves realize their normal arrows are shit and make magic mana arrows.
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>>503783
I thought you left already! You were quiet and unresponsive. Like a rock.
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>>503656
Well this seems to have the most support

Culture: Begin giving sermons to gobbos and any interested dragons the word and will of the Messia

Action:Set up a lookout so we can see when us or an ally is being attacked so we can prepare to defend ourselves or get ready to aid our allys.
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>>503785
>inb4 only one elf comes back
>it's psychoelf
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>>503797
>Implying it could be any other elf.
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>>503803
You wanna throw hands bruh
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>>503785
This

>>503797
Only the strong may survive
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>>503809
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>>503809
I have no desire to die yet.
>>503814
I agree with this.
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>>503827
Not YET! But when you do, i'll be there for you.
>>503814
While we wait, what do you guys think about the elves's future? What should be our plans? Should we become dank mages? Bestial savages? Rangers?
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When are we forming a government?

We should form a Theocracy with Boss Dragon as the Pope who leads the tribe and Messiah as the Dragon Saint who protects the tribe.
I suggest we do this once the human threat is neutralised and for now we should focus on buffing ourselves.

Next turn we should use our newly found wealth to commune witb Dragon God to allow all Dragons the ability to use Holy Magic and I suggest we get Messiah to merge our laser eyebeams and Holy magic together to form Holy Lasers
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>>503847
Dank mages.

Next turn we could learn how to project swords and knives with magic.

To get around our smithing dilemma.
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>>503860
Nigger, combat mages are copyrighted and monopolised by dragons. Stick with your hippie nature magics and go Druids
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>>503847
In the grand scheme of things I see us as the more stereotypical Elf civilization. I kind of hope for Tolkien-esque high Elves. Also explore enough of the map that we have a base or colony overseas while barbarians are fucking dead, dragons infighting for gold, goblins doing more shrooms and orcs just being AFK.
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Humans prayed to Brock, asking for the exchange rate of skulls/blessings.

"Bring me 130 skulls gained in battle and I shall give you the power to call down flaming rocks from the sky. Give me your current 51 skulls and I shall give you more people, the choice is yours"

While the barbarians are contemplating this, the skeletons built cages.

So what do barbs choose? Save up or buy now?
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>>503858
I suggest we try to turn our clubs into staffs so we can use them and still be able to duel cast while they also make our magic stronger.
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>>503863
Since when do you even have any mages you stinking Jew lizard.
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>>503867
ow god what do?
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>>503867
how many new people?
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>>503867
Flaming rocks, yo
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>>503863
First come first serve

We already made enchantment soon we'll have weapon projection.

If you want it make it before us.
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>>503867
>>503874
inb4 humans choose to save up and they run out of actual humans
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>>503877
20

life is cheap
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>>503873
Literally every dragon uses battle magic, you high

>>503872
Good idea, our dragons are buff as fuck so we can just brute force our way to smacking anything and everything compared to a staff when held by other races. The main reason we use a weapon is get extra range in combat anyway
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>>503878
>>503886
yo 20 more people
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>>503863
Ayy m8, you're setting up too many copyrights for my liking. First mages, and now paladins too. Not cool, bro. We gon b bettar mages than you
>>503865
>>503860
I see, so we're taking a more Tolkien-esque route with more magic. We can make some nice things out of that, it's good
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>>503891
Okay fine. People. We will get people
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We should eradicate the humans before they get meteor spell.

Who's up for a crusade against evil necromacers?
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>>503891
>>503896
Is this your final decision?
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>>503902
yep
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>>503902
Will the exchange rate be the same the next worship?
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>>503900
I'm up for crusade if the other factions join in
>>503893
>>503882
>>503748
Wanna crusade against humans guys?
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>>503906
Ye
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>>503903
And the humans chose, population
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>>503909
First, let's build the roads so our troops can move and rally faster.
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>>503910
Then yes
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Elves enchanted their bows and arrows and sent an expidition lead by the smiling one into the deep woods

Elves, roll 1d100

0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: The Smiling One +30
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>>503924
Pretty sure we need to do it now considering their total pop is now outnumbering the goblins and go with the intent of genocide.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>503932
His psychosis will guide us through the maelstorm
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>503932
OP I thought I said that we make magic mana arrows cause flint arrows are shit.
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>>503935
>>503924
>>503932
We really need to deal with the humans/undead now. They're gonna keep on growing.
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>>503938
Straight into the maelstorm
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hey bros can someone tl;dr humans in this part?
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>503932
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>>503942
>>503939
The other elves were smart enough to get us out, though
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>>503935
Oh, you're right. Shall we attack in next turn or set a meeting point for our armies and prepare ourselves...?
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>>503939
Ut's the same thing, I just don't want to write more because I'm a lazy asshole
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>>503945
>>503939
>>503938
So going to join the crusade so we can finally eradicate the humans?
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>>503943
Attacked some orcs, failed but turned the dead humans into skeletons. Hunted some lizards then used their skulls for sacrifice, gaining 20 people
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>>503951
Oh ok then.

>Bow bonus intensifies

>>503952
We can provide some elves on birds.

And maybe psychoelf
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>>503950
The best spot to meet would be the elven forest I feel then we march on humans from there if the elves join in.
>>503959
Alright then crusade it is to finally get rid of humans, shall we meet at the edge of your forest then march on humans from there?
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>>503952
We'll try to provide support either from the skies, or from the forest with flying dirt pillars
>>503959
DEFINITELY Psychoelf
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>>503958
OP is there a bonus when you outnumber someone?
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Are you down, elves?
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>>503966
We're down psychoelf will see you there

With a smile on his face.
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>>503961
Elves found a magical stones with runes etched onto it. Bringing this back will surely improve their magic.

Buuuut, they must roll 1d100 for the Smiling One to resist his psychosis

Needs to be >75 for success
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Here's the strategy:

Since literally no one, LITERALLY no one, knows about the manlets I suggest we have the the gobs sneak in to the human camp with their night vision and steal the Brock helm their chief uses and run to the forest.

Once they give chase and enter the forest, we ambush them and elves get their forest bonus
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It's drago Hitler I'll confirm later

Right so the eleven forest should be where we set defences to bombard and prevent them from retaliating, reason being is the river. We should mount the main assault on the orc side because it's flat land with no river.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>503970
I hope our drugs work as anti-psychosis medicine too
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>>503973
it's not a camp
we have walls...
and towers...
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>503970
And we're doomed.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>503970
It's only a rock. What can PsychoElf even do in this situation?
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>>503980
Gobs will find a way. I trust Dice God, if they fail well a few gobs won't matter since they repopulate like micr
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>>503984
You don't want to know what he will do
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>>503973
That wont work since I think the helmet is literally apart of the chief once he put it on.
>>503976
So have all the armys meet at the orc camp then thenarch on the humans from there?
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>>503989
What this guy said
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>>503987
Like mice*

>>503989
Ask OP if the helmet can be taken off.
We can try marching from 3 seperate directions to split them up and outnumber them
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>503970
Elf pride world wide!
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>>503989
No no no, the assault force musters from the orc side location, North of humies, rest of everyone holds the river defensively with ranged and arty.
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>>503998
>literally 2 off
Top kek
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>>503998
kek
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>>503992
OP can we lower the psychosis roll by researching anti crazy drugs?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>503977
>>503981
>>503984
>>503998
Kek
Lolololololol

Enjoy killing yourselves
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>>503998
>>503977
>>503981
>>503984
>Elves in charge of not going psycho
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>>504001
Why are we splitting up our forces?
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>>503996
>>503989

So we've decided on attacking the humans?

We may want to delay that a turn or so and get healing for jesus dragon as well as letting the other races prepare a little.
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>>504007
Yes, but it'll ahve to be a good one
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>>504009
>Literal cannibals not going psycho
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hey humies let's punch some stuff
totally not mining
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>>504001
>>503996
>>504007
Alright guys lets do it like this, the orcs and gobbos supported by dragon air support march from the north while the elfs rain arrows on them from the west and use their bird things. How dies this sound?
>>504011
Nah we REALLY need to do it now before they amass more undead.
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>>504016
We are about to have a 4 on 1 race war
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>>504013

Can we use that drug we found while exploring.

The superior weed herb?.
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What if (plus the gobbos' ninja mission, that was a great idea) we flank them from all sides?
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>>504010
Attacking from one direction across a river is stupid and we can't fully utilize our numbers with a river blocking our side. It would be better if we had the extra dudes hold the river and bombard passively and maybe cross over when the enemy is tied up.
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The smiling one returns with the amgic stone. The elves who went with him mysteriously disappeared.

>>504024
THat's for recreational purposes, but sure.
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>>504021
so?
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To join a Civ i just need to have a name related to said Civ, right?
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>>504033
Yes
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>>504029
>>504027
Take a look at this idea>>504019
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>>504030
We only sent 2 other elves with him. He can't kill 5 of them.
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>>504030
What does the magic stone do?


In terms of stats and bonuses I mean.
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>>504042
He killed the ones at the front door. Lel
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>>504042
He just did
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>>504037
Then i'm joining the humans
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>>504042
The extra 3 are the ones who asked him where the others went
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Alright. We should spend a turn having an orgy to refill our ranks and a culture action to research a drug that can help with PsychoElf.
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>>504038
I like it.
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>>504051
welcum
and prepare for war, cause we are doing some 300's shit here
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>>504044
Your gives a +5 to your magic bonus.

Which is now 20
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>>504052
Oh, gotcha. It was their fault, no one in their right mind would ask him that.
>>504044
Well, i guess multiple orgies soon?
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>>504056
Aren't you going to join the crusade? We really need to take them out now.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>504052
Hahaha
>>504051
Welcome. Have a rock
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>>504066
I understand that eliminating the humans now would be preferable. However we just lost 5 of our people due to PsychoElf. The more Elves there and the more stable PsychoElf is the better.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>504067
Thanks, have one too
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The orcs developed stone tools (by smashing stones together until they resemble something that can be used) and used them to develop the roads (by smashing stone tools onto the rocks on the road until they resemble a flat road)
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>>504077
Yeah but your only role in this is fire support while the others are the ones closer in harms way. Were even gonna be closer than you guys.
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>>504066
I don't think we hobbos want to cooperate with other tall assholes
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I was also thinking about getting ready. But we have to deal with this post-haste
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>>504077
They can easily get another 20 in the next 2 turns by hunting fierce animals and getting atleast a roll of over 50.

We need to eradicate them now and it takes 2 turns to start the war. 1 turn to meet up and another to battle
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>>504084
less skulls for us then
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>>504084
Well if you guys want you can use your new bows from our backs so you dont have to interact with the tall people.
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>>504082
Very well. I suppose that our current numbers are acceptable considering the battle plan. I will not attempt to postpone the assault anymore.
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>>504092
>>504077
Perfect! Since it takes 2 turns to start the war, we can use the first turn to meet up with the others and research herbs for the psycho, and the second turn to start the war and have an orgy.
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>>504059
>>504080
>>503903
Okay boys. I say raised/reinforced rockwalls with lookout platforms as an action is a must. What about a second action?
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>>504096
Sounds good, also it'll be a great experience for goblins to fly, making them feel taller
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The goblins started worshipping the dragon messiah as he's not that much of an asshole.

They also got some bows.
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>>504102
>>504092
I doubt it'd take two as orcs and elfs are already in place and dragons and gobbos will just fly over to the orcs. We all could just easily march on them then and there in the same turn.
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Here's a plan:
Orcs will stop any humans from coming close with elves shooting arrows from the sky/back

Dragons will focus on eradicating skellies with holy magic and providing support against humans with magma bombs
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>>504104
what about we get some mounts, or archers
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>>504104
I remember something that a barbarians said in a previous thread that I think you should do. Shove rock dildos up your ass
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>>504113
We must commune witb Dragon God and allow all Dragons to use Holy magic. This is a top priority
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>>504121
Yeah we do that as culture and as a action we do it to begin the cordinated attack.
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>>504116
I made cages to catch animals. We need to catch AND tame them. It also risks losing people and finding jackshit. Not goid on a combat turn.
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>>504116
Agree, we should tame some beasts and use them as mounts
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>>504114
Done. We'll have to make big board shields instead of bows fitting for our race.
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The Messiah has started preaching to the dragons, trying to convince them to give up their greedy ways and resist their base nature.

So far none has agreed yet, dem treasures are jsut too shiny.

A lookout has been appointed to...look out. For threats. Yeah
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>>504123
Action will be upgrading our stone weapons to metal ones.

The elves want to attack in 2 turns because they want to lower their psychosis
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>>504110
Nice, now we can get started on those crossbows
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>>504121
>>504123
Dragons, we Gobbos have to prepare by training with our bows and innovate some new weapons to siege the humans. I'm thinking ballistas mounted on dragons.
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>>504131
Read above, they said they'd attack this turn also so were good to purge them this turn.
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>>504131
Nah, it's good in 1 turn if it's possible. We'll just lower psychosis as a second action, and have orgies later
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>>504121
>>504123

I'm thinking we may want to focus on healing instead. Holy magic for all would be nice but they all do have laser eyes, we can just blast any stones they throw at us apart with them. I think healing would be more beneficial for now considering with war comes casualties.
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>>504126
then let's just raise some dead animals from death
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>>504131

I dont think we should focus on weapons unless they enhance our magic somehow.

We can duel wield magic and have claws, not sure we need a sword, etc
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>>504142
None of the dead animals have heads. We sacrificed them. Also OP said undead animals are useless in combat.
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>>504141
Alright I agree with the messia getting holy magic.

So so far we have

Get holy healing magic

Do the cordinated attack staged from the orc camp the the humans.
>>504136
Everyone is ready to attack this turn, use your tech to get what ever and join in.
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Ask the dragon messiah if he could gift us with the ability to have sex with dragos and make functional hybrids.

DRAGON MANLETS WHEN
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>>504130
heya op, can i have a request of instead of a magic slot for us gobo's, we have a machines slot? currently we have hand crank picks just fyi.
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>>504148
I only said the weapons because I thought the elves wanted to wait another turn before attacking.

Since they can attack right now, lets use that action to attack the humans
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>>504156
>>504159
>>504162
Alright Gobbos, we've got to prepare to attack this turn.
Instead of taking ages to train with bows, we could convert the bows into crossbows and have instant use for them.
We'll use the action for attacking with the dragons if they decide to do that this turn.
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>>504156
I think holy magic for all is more important than healing magic for only our messiah.

Everyone can use smite which gets bonus against undead. Undead get barbarian brock bonus and their undead qualities.
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>>504162
>hand crank picks
When did that happen
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>>504169
I mean yeah but with healing magic we can prevent deaths from lucky shots and other things. The regular dragons should be able to just crush them or blow them up.
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>>504170
i meant drills
Let me go get a recappa
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>>504180
Again, when did that happen
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>>504169
>>504156

The only reason I suggest healing is because our numbers are low and we can't afford to lose anyone.

If you want to go that route our actions could be talk to the jew god about a deal with the treasure we found and plan/execute the coordinated attack with the others.
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>>504168
>gobbos ride dargo's
>Rain of arrows and fireballs and shit

>11/10 attacks
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>>504182
>>504180
I don't think that happened yet
Gobbos are being dumb right now.
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>>504183
I still say we do healing magic for your reason stated. So dragons is this what we have?

Culture:Have the messia develop a holy healing spell

Action:Go to the orc camp then march on the humans from there in a cordinated attack with everyone against the humans
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>>504175
If we lose messiah, were fucked and completely doomed against undead.

Were too reliant on messiah and I think we might end up with a messiah and psycho elf vs barbarian chief duel. We might win but if the elves fuck up the psychosis roll were fucked and we lose all the turns we made learning Holy magic.

Healing magic is nice and all, but if our Messiah got killed we have literally nothing against undead
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well, then let's get some mobile sligshots
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And, now good ol' propaganda.

Turn 28 starts, gimme dem recaps
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>>504190
We can postpone our attack by one turn and ideally get both?

But we risk facing stronger humans but gobbos might come with us if we wait
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Sooo... what's everyone doing? Are you guys preparing for battle or are you going straight to the fight?
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>>504204
Nah, there's no time. We've gotta go before they pray again for more pop.
We'll ride with you towards the Orc Camp. We'll make crossbows for us Gobbos so its easier for us to use.
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>>504204

Waiting to attack could only make everyone stronger. Even if the humans get stronger so will all our allies.

I dont think we should rush the attack until we are prepared.

Besides, we all have good defenses except the orcs. The elves have their forest bonus, we live in the mountains and no one knows about the gobs
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>>504193
We already have those. Slings.
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>>504211
So we wait?

This turn lets get healing magic and something else

Next turn were converting the phat loot and talk to Dragon God for allowing all dragons to use Holy magic and attacking the humans
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>>504211
Literally everyone is ready to do this and the barbarians will just grind skulls until they outnumber all the other factions combined. We need to do this now.
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>>504194
Welp, i was wrong.. sorry op.
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>>504194
Barbarian panel doesnt have cages or rock armor listed, by the way
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>>504217
If we're doing it this turn we need Holy magic for all. I agree healing is great but remember only Messiah can use these and if we lose him we literally lose 3 turn's worth of research on healing magic
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>>504217
>>504233

Then lets make a deal with the dragon god and head to battle.
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>>504233
Research on holy magic*
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>>504233
Alright then lets stop changing our minds.

Lets give the dragon god loot so all dragons can use smite and lets attack with everyone is that decided then?
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>>504231
Those goes in "Rock stuffs" which includes Rock armor, rock shields, rock cages and rock chimneys
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>>504209
Can we take some toxic shrooms to the camp? So we can poison our bolts with them
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>>504238

Lets just not keep it that simple though, its a big treasure, maybe the jew god will be willing to give us more than just that.
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>>504193
How about we just kill more beasts then? If we roll well we can get meteor sooner than later. And we can also do our rock wall.
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>>504238
>>504236
Then that's our turn? Before we link it to OP lets make sure and wait if the other 2 are attacking together with us
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>>504247
Yeah thats our turn
>>504243
If we ask for more I feel we'll get jewed way harder than he normally jews.
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>>504194

OP how much bigger has the forest gotten since we grow trees and expand the forest passively

Also can we get a bigger pop from having orgies if we mention using aphrodisiacs?
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>>504194
>>504242
We'll do that then.
Tech: Convert our bows into crossbows so it's easier for us gobbos to use them. Lace the bronze bolts with poison shrooms.
Action: Ride with the dragons towards the Orc Camp to attack the humans. Bring King Gobbo and the entire army.
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Elves, what do you say?
i suggest using our first action to attack, and the cultural one to make so that the priestess has to study the plants of the forest, to find new properties they have, and make her focus on psychosis curing on this turn.
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Where are we meeting?
To the elves: please remember to bring your merc army.
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>>504254

Then we ask him how much of the treasure he wants to bless us with that. Maybe we can trade more of it later for something else.
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>>504263
At your camp where we'll march from there to the humans.
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>>504262
We already have a drug to lower psychoelf and his crazy.

We just need to make the potion.
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>>504244
This might be a stupid idea, but we should send some barbarians far away to create another camp, in case we are killed by the other races
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>>504259
Wait, what weapons do you guys have?
Please tell me you can use the bows, you guys get fucked in melee in one hit and your only hope is ranged
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>>504256
Check this map
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>>504266
Alright we'll do that during our deal with him.

Can someone link our recap?
>>504273
They're gonna be on our backs shooting
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>>504194
Make big ass board shields out of wood and covered with fur.
Attack the humans when our allies arrive.
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>>504241
Sweet. Sounds good.

>>504272
That is dumb. We have a giant tower with a slingshot, walls, fireplaces, and everything we ever built. Abandoning will fuck us and we lose our +25 territory bonus when attacked
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>>504277
What's in the abyss?

And why do I feel like the human survivors will flee in there?
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>>504277
>The Abyss

The fuck is that?

Also our forest doesn't look any bigger?

Maybe perspective is just being a bitch.
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>>504271
Then we'll make it a holy ritual to give The Smiling One his Potion of Control (keep in mind, this is just to give it the cultural part of the action)
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>>504298
>>504293
what abyss
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>>504194
Culture: Ask dragon god how much loot he needs for him to let us regular dragons use holy magic then give him it.

Action: Go to the orc camp and attack the humans with our allys in a cordinated attack.
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>>504278

Go ahead if you want, semi afk atm
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>>504298
I think it's closer to the river.
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>>504293
>>504298
Makes me think of the abyss in Dark Souls.
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>>504300
So? What's your turns?

Orcs and us are attacking this turn
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>>504304
>>504277
Oh shit
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>>504289
With all your walls and towers n shit, the bonus is now 80.

Elves' are 95

Orcs are 45

While dragons and gobs get their citadel this turn which gives them a 90

Oh and there's that ancient temple you can use as a bunker
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>>504305
>>504194
Forgot to mention all the dragons including the messia and boss dragon will participate in the battle.
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>>504304
I saw that OP!

I saw the creature of the abyss.

A creature almost as evil and malevolent as psychoelf.
>>504318
What would be the bonus of the elves,dragons,orcs,and goblins combined if we attack the humans?
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>>504312
We'll attack and make the holy ritual for The Smiling One.
>>504310
>>504298
You ok with this?
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>>504320

I think we may end up regretting attacking them with all the defensive bonuses being so high. We should have just waited for them to attack us.
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>battle starts next thread
>literally no one is there except humans
>humans try to attack
>cancel attack because of awkward staring which caused their battle boners to go flaccid
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>>504332
We should be good with the 4 factions bonuses combined including the messia, psycho elf and boss dragon.
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>>504333
We should make that a legit combat tactic.
The Paralyzing Stare
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>>504194
1st: Humans raise, fortify and build platforms with slingshots on rock walls using already known technology.
2nd:Use cages to hunt and capture fierce beasts to use as mounts.
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>>504338
Don't forget the gobbo king and the orc boss
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>>504327
Yeah.

>>504338
PsychoElf is neither friend nor foe.
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>>504338
Hopefully OP uses the combined totals of all of our rolls instead of each attack happening individually in turns
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>>504350
Thats we included cordinated and with allys so it will happen at the same time with everyones bonuses at once.
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>>504350
Back when we attacked elves and orcs, each side rolled 1d50. You'll prolly be rolling 1d25
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>>504326
Well there's ways dis can go down.

Either

(highest elf roll + elf bonus) + (highest orc roll + orc bonus) + (highest dragon roll + dragon bonus) vs 3(highest human rolls + human bonus)

Or

(highest roll of elf, orc or dragon - the roll being 1d30 for 3 sides) + bonuses of all teams vs (highest human roll + human bonus)

Or

I don't give a shit and nuke everyone
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>>504342
ok
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>>504362
>I don't give a shit and nuke everyone

Well at least the humans would be guaranteed dead in this scenario.
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>>504362
The Smiling One says you should nuke us all
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>>504372
I meant to quote you... yikes. I feel like a dick. But mounts are giid, right?
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>>504362
The First option sounds alright.
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>>504362
When in doubt, ask Dice God

Roll a 1d3 OP
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>>504380
ok
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>>504194
Elf turn:
Regular action: attack the humies
Cultural action: before the attack, make a holy ritual to give The Smiling One a potion made with the weed 2.0 to control his psychosis. And pray to the elf god while doing all of that, just to make it sound official while we're all crapping our pants because we're scared of his reaction
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>504362
Rolling for my vote
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>>504405
ill double down on this
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>>504362
1st is fine
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>>504362
Fuck it, I'll choose one because big numbers are kewl
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>>504362
Feerst.
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>>504413
Since there is only 2 humans, can one of us roll twice?
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>>504420
Gobbos are participating too so I'll need 4 human rolls.

Each of you can roll twice if no more humies show up
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>>504194
>>504398
Do this but make sure the attack is coordinated with everyone else
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

ROLLING TO CURSE HUMANS WITH BAD ROLLS
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>>504427
Dude. :(
Arnt you the one that faked a roll?
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>>504420
Dude, i'm still here
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>>504433
Shh dragon curses are very effective

Also what roll?
Goyim, that was antidraconic you know, remember muh 6 gorillion that died in the Winterlocaust
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>>504439
Shit, i forgot to put the name
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>>504439
You have no name... and haven't spoke all turn.
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Rolled 29, 44, 93, 28, 38 = 232 (5d100)

>>504440
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>504451
Outcome not so good.
>>504446
Oh hai friend.
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>>504447
I don't post very often
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so, what should i roll
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>>504460
>>504458
As long as we wait until our battle arrives, we should be okay. Try not to afk during OPs recaps
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Wait are we rolling?
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Wait for OP's recap guys
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>>504483
Nope. Not yet.
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>>504483
Not yet, desu.
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>>504483
No rolling for anybody, I'm still making recaps
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Any other Dragons here?

Please roll a 1d100 to curse the humans with bad rolls.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

Anyone down for some rock bowling?
10 pin.
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Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>504499
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>504499
i'll give it a shot
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>>504526
Nice. Go for spare!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>504499
Let's see if a wood ball is better than a rock one
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AND NOW, turn 28.

Before anything is done, the dragon/goblin citadel has been finished, and it looks like...this shit. Huge spires and whatnot, full of rooms for dragons and gobs to live in. A huge dragon stone statue decorates the center and the cultural exchange is still there but I forgot to draw it.

And this thing is under the mountain because nobody said anything about building it out of the moutain in their actions.
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>>504534
What's the defense bonus in the old caves in the moutains compared to the citadel?
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>>504534
Also
>under the mountain
Like, literally underground?
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Humans continued to fortify their walls, raising the home turf bonus from 80 to...82. But now the can shoot rocks from all sides.

Again the hunt is on, like before , humans roll 1d100

80-100: fierce beasts
50-79: fiercer beasts
30-49: very fierce beasts
10-29: extremely fierce beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts

>>504543
Goblin caves: +25
Dragon caves: +25
Citadel: +85
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>>504534
Aight, let's just agree to make it trojenheim 2.0 in the future with upgrades.

Also yeah those previous posts were on my mobile if anyone remembers that.
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GOBBOS!

we should advance our technology so we can make our robotic shit!

Also, work on decorations as our action.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>504547
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>>504546
Kinda sorta
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>504547
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>>504549
Ayy, after the war, little gobbo.
>>504548
We're gonna upgrade it a bunch, since the citadel will be our main city.
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>>504555
Kinds wished i won. Fiercest possible would be awesome. Prolly not tamable. But still awesome
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>>504556
that mountain seems awfully collapsable..
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>>504460
You rolling?
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I suggest that the dragons use the basis of the messiahs teachings to develope philosophy.

And then use that philosophy to culture the greed away, thus increasing birth rates from bbq orgy and just generally making our society more stable.

With this we should be in classical antiquity, bronze era ya feel?
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>>504574
don't know, do you want to be hardcore?
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>>504558
And the humans found....giant snakessss

Roll 1d100 to see how many do you have to fight
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>>504588
Are they poisonous?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504588
They're enslaving the dragons distant cousins.
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>>504585
>>504592
Please roll guys
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>>504595
That ain't right right man
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504549
This pic >>504556 scares me.

We should get lots of support pillars. With stone, mind you, after the war
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504607
>>504593
>>504603
The curse is already doing its magic.
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>>504566
Fiercest beast is a thinly veiled nickname for dragons. So chances are you guys will encounter us on the way to attack you
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>>504593
roll1d100

Number to beat: Lizard count 28 + fierceness factor 10 = 38

Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

So ez pz

This is basically a formality to enslave another distant cousin to dragons
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>>504612
Told you non belivers dragon curse is effective
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>>504613
Nobile creatures such as your brothers could never be beasts.

But you... dirty cheater...
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>504619
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>>504627
Holy shit
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>>504627
Overkill.
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>>504627
Fucking overkill
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>>504627
.... of course... when it doesnt matter.
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>>504627
not even goin to roll
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>>504627

Yesss, get those high rolls out of the way
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>>504627
And so the humans got sum sneks
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Elves prayed and used the magic herb to create a potion to help supress the smiling one's...urges. The threshold has been reduced to 65
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>>504643
kek
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>>504643
So gobbos got dragos to ride, humans got snaks to ride, and elves got birds.... orcs, what is taking you so long to get yoself a mount?
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>>504643
What are the bonuses of these snakes?
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>>504657
they got boars, little gobbo
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>>504657
They have Boars
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>>504661
+5
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>>504662
Wait, when?
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>>504652
Better than i expected, actually. We should be able to get that with 3 rolls
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>>504665
Whoops, forgot to add blurb:
The orcs found bigass pieces of wood and treebarks to use as shields, even covered them with fur
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>>504666
Since the beginning
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The goblins developed "crossbows" from the bows they got. They tied the bows to sticks so they can hold easier
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humans prepare for some reverse-engineering cause today we're getting some nice loooooooooot
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>>504690
Crossbows?
That's one casul stuff right there.
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The dragons asked Dragon God if he can bless all of them with Holy Powers, and what's the price

"All of your current hoard and I need regular tribute for 8 turns. Can you pay that?"
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>>504694
We can make bows too if you want, but they wont have a rockology bonus unless we make rock arrows. The dead elves left us their weapons
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>>504708
Fucking do it, dragos
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>>504708
Rip off confirmed.
Jew level 150%
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>>504708
Thats way to much for us to pay, how much for you to give us a bonus for the upcoming battle?
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>>504709
I think the bows were smashed. By the giant boulders you threw at them.
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>>504717
Op said bodies. Not stuff. Whiners
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>>504715

King jew is jewing us hard.

Lets ask to trade for healing magic for dragon jesus instead. That shouldn't cost as much and we should have some of the treasure left over to use later
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>>504715
"All your current hoard and I'll be taking the mother of my child to live with me"
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>>504725
Überjew
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>>504720
Alright fine then.
>>504725
What about giving your son holy healing magic?
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>>504725
Jew level has spiked to 250%
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>>504734

Maximum overjew
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>>504725
There is powerful jewery at work here
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>>504734
It's over 6 gorillion percent!
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>>504730
"What? Giving this pansy some pansy magic?"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad, don't embarass me infront of my frieeeends"

"Shut up. It's gonna take like 80% of their hoard to do this for you. Do you want that? You terrible dragon"

"dad pls"

"On a completely unrelated note, Dragon Seer will die next turn, just a heads up"

"oh fug" - Dragon Seer
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>>504753
Alright lets work out a deal.

We give you 40% and we give you all the loot we find assuming we win the upcoming battle?
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>>504753
The Jew level I can't sense it anymore.

This must be a
>Super Jew god super Jew.
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>>504753
>>504753
The position of dragon seer must be a really taxing one. Their life expectancy is like 6 turns. Meanwhile Goblins, Elves and everything else are immortal.
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>>504753
>tfw lose 2 dragons
Quick question, do you want to increase dragon fertilty?
It's in your best interest
More dragons = more faith and hoard to jew
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>>504761
Nigga, the dragon god could just get bored and not give you anything.
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>>504753
*i give the dragon seer a hug befor he lives in drago heaven*
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>>504761

Not sure if we want to do that. We may get some good stuff if we win.
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>>504761
nigga, just take the deal
80% is better than 100% and the broodmother
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>>504761
Am I sensing a Jew battle?
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>>504768
Mostly those died before they could reach their natural lifespan

Plus they're still young
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>>504761
DELETE THIS YOUR MAKING IT WORSE ACCEPT IT
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>>504768
Dragon God probably jewed their lifespan away in a shady deal.
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>>504779
>>504774
FINE THEN, we take the jew deal.
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>>504761
"Or I can jsut take all of your hoard and curse you with -100 in battle because I can literally do that anytime I want"
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I bet OP gets his kick out of the dragons shitting their pants when dealing with their god
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>>504782
oh boy, you get your healing magic, dragos
but your hoard is gone
that'll probably make dragon jesus happy since you're giving material things
>>504785
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>>504785
Alright we take the 80%loss for healing magic then.
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>>504785
>Achievement unlocked: Relentless Jewery
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>>504794
>>504785
Ignore radical, were taking your previous offer for Holy magic for everyone

Were supposed to ask him for holy magic ya dildo not healinf
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>>504788

It was just the treasure we found in the mountains we were talking about. We still have our hoards plus 20% of the treasure we found.
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>>504806
>lose all our horde
Alright then lets see how dragons react losing it all AND paying tribute every turn.
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>>504804
Achievement unlocked: MasterJew: 100G, but only if you give up 5 other achievements
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>>504806

He said all our hoard plus tribute for 8 turns. Thats a little much.
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tfw our god is pretty cool
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>>504824
We ask for prices BEFORE we assume cost. That's why he's nice to us. That and we kill shit.
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>>504806
"Very good, here, have some holy magic"

And so the dragons gained Smite for all tribemembers. But now literally all their treasure is gone. The vault is empty and every dragon is flat broke.

Dragons must now roll 1d100 to resist panicking and fighting eachother in a futile attempt to regain lost treasures

Gonna need >75
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>>504824
It's purely a matter of perspective. Your God does not threaten to Jew over their people when ever the two of you communicate.
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>>504829
Just ask the goblins to mine for shiny rocks.
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Damn. I wish you all giant lizards good luck.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>504828

Your god isn't a jew, that helps

>>504829

Great choice guys..

We are going to for sure kill ourselves
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>504829
Honestly why would you do that horny. If we fail can we just take the gobbos gold or something so we dont go full retard?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>504829
It must suck having to deal with the his every time they get something new. Maybe if they had some weed to chill things would be better.
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>>504829
This will make dragons be fiercer during combat. They will want all that sweet loot
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>504829
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>>504842
You spooked me again elf
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>>504842
Weed makes everything better. Even rolls.
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>>504844
>>504837
>>504836
AAAAHHHHHH

DIRECT ALL THE HATRED OUTSIDE TOWARDS HUMANS

GET THE LOOT DO NOT SHARE WITH ANYONE ELSE

BOSS DRAGON DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP ORDER PLS
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>>504842
That's just mean.

You just put a passing roll that they can't use in front of them
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>>504829
Ayy, can us gobbos roll to make an offering to them?
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>>504837
>>504844

I knew that was a terrible idea.

Instead of getting any kind of help we pretty much just fucked the entire battle.
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>>504844
Welp, at least in the battle we'll go maximum jew and get a bonus for that if not to many dragons die.
>>504851
You have no right to panic when you caused this.
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>>504856
Wait wait

Were in Greedlust mode maybe we can somehow use this to our advantage by going on a loot rampage
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>504848
>this triggers the human

>>504853
I know :^)
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>>504854
GOBBOS come to help, since they're living together anyway.

Gobs, roll 1d100 to see if your offerings can calm the dragons down
Also >75 needed
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>504867
AYY GOBBOS REPORT IN
WE'RE ROLLING
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>>504859
>>504862

8 turns of tribute is ridiculous.

We are going to cripple ourselves for a little magic
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>>504867
Gobbos if you pull this off we will happily breed with you and create your Imps
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I wish luck to all gobbos aswell. This looks awful.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

Hi manlets! We're selling weed at discount price. Come and get some
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>504867
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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>>504867
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>>504881
>>504842
STOP IT YOUR TAKING OUR DESTINED ROLLS
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>>504159
>Goblin Inventor
>>503728
>Manlet Engineer
>>504405
>little green manlet

ROLL GOBBOS ROLL!
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>>504881
>>504842

Lolololol


You cursed yourselves draggos
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>>504872
I vote we gag horny dragon next time so god dragon cant hear him whenever we talk to him.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>504881
Now that's just being evil
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>>504881
>>
THE DICE CURSE IS A DOUBLE EDGED KNIFE
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>504867
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>>504883
please roll
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>>504883
hey fuccboi, you forgot to dice+1d100 in your options
do that and we might just save the dragons yet
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>>504895
kek
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>>504895
Good job. May the dope be with you.
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>>504881
When your just that evil
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>>504888
I can totally imagine the hilarious scene where a dragon convenes with dragon god and you see two dragons in the back trying to cover another dragon's mouth
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>>504110
So does this mean the gobbos technically worship the dragon god by worshiping the messiah?
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>>504895
>>504867
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
GOBBOS SAVE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN
>>504873
KOBOLDS AND IMPS FOR DAYS

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>504895
AND WERE SAVED, now you earned any favor from us thats not giving you our loot.
>>504903
That will literally be us next time.
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>>504895
Now dragons gotta make imps with the manlets.
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>>504907
Yes
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>>504895
I love you.

Come here for that succ and get your dragon manlets
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>>504900
We got a lot of customers on the weed deals, though
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>504867
Kay Kay
>>
That sure is an interesting mix of fantasy and vulgarity.
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>>504842
>>504881
>>504895
This was a good session. I'm sure PsychoElf is pleased.
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>>504895
And so the goblins gave dragon some emergency supplies.

Crisis averted.

That is, until next turn and the Dragon God takes the loot away again.
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>>504873
>>504910
Were comin for that sweet draggo punanny
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>504867
I'm a new guy, who enjoys fungi, hopefully I won't fuck up throwing this die.
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>>504924
You better hope he is, or you gonna die, son.
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>>504925
Oh fug, now we need to scout for more ancient vaults while tryimg to make us less greedy also.
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>>504923
Sums up mos of the adventures I do
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>>504929
>>504882
>>504915
>>504926
god damn, we've got so many gobbos now
sheeeit
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Gobbo's, lets go with them draggos >>504938
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>>504933
We need to spam scouting after the war...
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>>504941
we are already going to battle, I'm just saying we need dem high rolls for once its our turn to roll
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>>504938
Ye, I'm the spiciest though.
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I need high rolls or else I'm screwed. Being a lonely orc is not easy, ya' know...
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AND NOW, THE (debatably) HEROIC FORCES OF THE DRAGORCELFGOB ALLIANCE MARCHES TOWARDS THE STRONGHOLD OF THE EVIL HUMAN BARBARIANS NECROMANCERS.

Before we begin, how many troops does each of the 4 allied tribe send?
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>>504960
ALL OF THE GOBBO TROOPS
We can spare the population too
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humans pick up ur best heroic musics cuz we're going too see some glorious shit here >>504960
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>>504960
Can humans use our artillery forst and send in a march after?
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>>504960
What are the populations again?
Including skeletals.
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>>504960
I say 9 Elves and PsychoElf.
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>>504963
That's like 35, are you suuuuuuuuure?

>>504969
See >>504643 for human pops
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>>504960
Our trained army and a levy of 15 orcs.
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>>504971
And make the rest of the elves stand back and throw dirt pillars at the humans. Or maybe make them cast quake on their city.
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I'M GOING TOO!!!!
...with all my brethren.
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>>504975
nigga
>>504926
>>504915
>>504882
>>504929
>>504938
gobbos, we prepared to send all of us in to win this war?
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I think we should send all but dragon seer trainee and broodmother.
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>>504960
The messia, boss dragon and 3 other dragons. Hanging in the air of course bombing them so we can save those shot down.
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How many players are there in each race?
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>>504971
Also, our orc mercenaries!
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ROLL CALL.

Reply to this post ONCE with your name so i can tell how many players are present
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>>504960
>>504976
Oh, I forgot. Our boss is going as marshall. And his chieftains act as commanders.
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>>504993
ayy
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>>504984
You only live once right? If we dont make it back I want all my stuff to go to Dragon Hitler.
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>>504993
Here
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>>504993
Sir
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>>504984
ye, the whole army with King Manlet the I at the helm
35 it is
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>>504993
MC Herbalist is in da haus, boyeee. Are we doing the whole attack right now, though? Because i may have to go pretty soon, since it's 4am.
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>>504993
Here
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>>504986
This is fine

>>504993
Going to sleep in a minute
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>>504993
HELLO
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>>504993
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>>505006
we might just need the rolls then we'll be good
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>>504984
I want explosions, but... flaming corpses will do for now.
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>>504993
Ready to fight and snake weed.
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>>504993
dude
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>>504993
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>>504993
Manlet Engineer
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>>504993
Sup m8
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ALRIGHT, let's recap

Goblins: 35
Elves: 10 (1 is the Smiling One)
Orcs: 30
Dragons : 5 (Boss dragon + Messiah included)

Humans: 55 since they're defending and don't have anywhere else to go
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>>505028
is King Manlet the I leading the gobbos?
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>>504993
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>>505032
Yes
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>>505028
80 vs. 55
I like these odds of... flaming corpses.
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>>505028
Do we get a bonus for outnumbering them much?
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>>505028
Wait... those are too much. Let 5 levies go back to the camp. And include our chief and his chieftains.
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>>505032
>>505036
good to go then
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>>505038
Yes
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>>505039
orcs come on, we need that bonus
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>>505028
Cut the orcs down to 28
We gotta save a decent amount for the orgies.
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>>505039
We need more bodies for the flames, orcs.
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Once this is over we need to make a ballad about this right elves?
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>>505045
Ok, ok. They stay in our army.
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>>505028
Also just saying on the off chance we lose this because rng, orcs are free to crash at our place to avoid the new horde. Elves will have to die at their forest because their forced to stay there.

Assuming the dice god hates good and loves evil.
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>>505028
This is gonna be a fucking slaughter.
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>>505039
RIGHT, so final numbers:

Goblins: 35 (King Manlet I present)
Elves: 10 (1 is the Smiling One)
Orcs: 25 (Big Chief One-Eye and chieftains present)
Dragons : 5 (Boss dragon + Messiah included)

Humans: 55 since they're defending and don't have anywhere else to go
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Oh, other gobbos, how does making things that go "Kaboom!" sound after this?
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>>505058
Okay change of plans.
We aren't going fucking anywhere bickering about this.
Commence the bloodshed.
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>>505058
Commence flaming corpses, I like how pretty they are.
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>>505062
I was just about to offer you a roll for it.
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>>505058
pls op don't forgit we have jesus at our side
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>>505058
ALRIGHT FINAL NUMBERS
LET'S GO
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And one final thing before the battle.

Elves, roll 1d100 to supress the Smiling Psycho

Need >65
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>>505058
Skulls for the tree God! Blood for the divine tree!
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>>505067
Yeah but the faster we start spilling blood the more of a blessing we get from the orc god.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>505072
Oh god not now.
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>>504993
WAIT I'M STILL HERE
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>>505076
Now we're good.
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>>505076
>>505072
LITERALLY WON BY ONE
HOLY SHIT
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>>505076
>Just made it
COMMENCE THE FLAMING CORPSES
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>>505078
Stop your afk >:o
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>>505075
Hell yeah.
>>505076
ONE SHOT KIRA~
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>>505084
>>:o
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Oh shit sorry I'm here too
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>>505058
Yo OP, can hummies attack 1st since we have lookouts? Or is it gonna start with upclose combat?
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>>505091
Good we need your extra rolls for the PURGE
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>>505092
Its going to start with
FIRE, BLOODSHED, AND THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR WOMEN.
...so the second thing, with more fire.
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>>505090
You have no power here.
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>>504993
Oh, shit, i'm here
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>>505091
You arrived just in time. We shall finally eliminate the human scourge. Also your Jew took all of your Jew gold.
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>>504993
>>505091
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>>505076
Glorious
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AND NOW
the battle commences.

All sides, roll 1d100

The formula is as follows:
(HIGHEST DRAGON ROLL + dragon bonuses: Dragon Messiah +50; Holy Aura +10; Dragon Body +35 ; Magics +15; Helms +5 ; Boss Dragon +10; Laser Eyes +5; Clubs +5; Undead present +15)
+
(HIGHEST ELF ROLL + Elf bonuses: Smiling One + 30; Enchanted composite bows +15; Magic +20; bird mounts +5; Orc mercs +5)
+
(HIGHEST ORC ROLL + ORC bonuses: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants blood: +10, Boar mounts: +6; Big Chief One-Eye +15; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Buff +12; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10)
+
(HIGHEST GOBLIN ROLL + Goblin bonuses: Bronze Equipment +40; King Morale boost +10; Crossbows +5; Poisoned arrows +5)
+
Tactics +20
+
Superior numbers +20

VERSUS

(human roll + Human bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30 ; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5)
+
(human roll + Human bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30 ; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5)
+
(human roll + Human bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30 ; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5)
+
(human roll + Human bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30 ; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5)
+
Home turf +85
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>505116
Today... we races fight for glory!!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>505116
Jesus christ I don't understand anything all I know is I'm rolling.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>505116
LET'S DO THIS GOBBOS
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>505116
SMITE THE UNDEAD
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>505116
This is gonna be good.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>505116
For honor n shiet!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>505116
BURN THEM ALL!!!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>505116
May Malacath watch over us.
TO THE VICTORY!!!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>505116
FOR GLORY
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>505116
>>
Rolled 81, 82 = 163 (2d100)

>>505116
I'll roll 2d100 since there is only 3 of us.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>505116
VICTORY OR DEATH
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>>505122
FUCK
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>505116
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>>505128
BURN!!!!
>>
We need one final human roll
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>505116
Giving orcs some more lovin'.
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>>505122
>>505123
>>505126
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>505116
SSSsMITE
>>
Heh. You're going to make some heavy math after this.
>>505122
>>505123
>>505126
Woops.
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>>505138
DRAGON HITLER WE NEED YOU
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>>505131
Roll again, Stronk afk'd again
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>>505150
Its fine, everyone else got decent rolls and our fuck huge bonus makes up for our roll.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>505116
FOR THE NON-HUMAN HUMANOIDS!!!!
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Where is the last human roll?!

If no other human players show up, one of the current humans make a roll
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I'm not sure it was even possible for anyone to win a roll against the humans.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>505116
>>
>>505163
amazing
>>
>>505163
I think we won... we beat all your rolls.
>>
Oh well. I knew this would happen. None of my teammates ever cared.
>>
>Gobbos are physically weakest race.
>They get the sweetest rolls.
They sure know how to fight, eh.
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>>505165
>>505163
>>
Good Game everyone. I'll stick around for our extinction. :)

I had fun.
>>
Uh. So.... we lost?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>505116
Nat 1 fo lyfe
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>>505174
Big time.

You should have rolled.
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>>505174
Gimme a bit to post the numbers
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>>505177
BRUH
>>
>>505177
You gobs are champions of the dice gods apparently.
>>
Crap, now I feel terrible.
Let's vassalize them.
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>>505177
>gets an even higher roll
Kek

Humies won't die, they will probably get stripped of Brock's favor and be outcasted further into the world.
>>
What if dice god is our god?
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>>505185
Nope genocide, they'll just rebel and we'll have to do this again.
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>>505178
sorry, my little brother fell of the coach
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>>505185
No.

Once they trafficked with dark magics their fate was assured.

We must kill them on and destroy the shrines to their god lest evil spread
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>>505185
Dont worry about it. Sorry about making your mom my hat, man.
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>>505190
It makes sense honestly. Dice God always roots for the underdog, then swindles them for keks
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>>505193
Life happens. I brought my niece to the hospital earlier. She passed out suddenly. Got home only a little while ago.
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Now let's see the results shall weeee
Dragons
56 + 50 +10 +35 +15 +5 +10 +5 +5 +15 = 206
Elves:
69 + 30 +15 +20 +5 +5 = 144
Orcs:
75 + 5 +15 +5 +10 +6 +15 +5 + 2 +5 +5 +12 +5 +10 +10 = 185
Goblins:
93 + 40 +10 +5 +5 = 153

FINAL COALITION NUMBER

206+144+185+153+20+20 = 728

HUMANS:
44 +45 + 30 +10 +10 +10 +2 +5 +8 +20 +10 +15 +5 = 214
81 +45 + 30 +10 +10 +10 +2 +5 +8 +20 +10 +15 +5 = 251
82 +45 + 30 +10 +10 +10 +2 +5 +8 +20 +10 +15 +5 = 252
10 +45 + 30 +10 +10 +10 +2 +5 +8 +20 +10 +15 +5 = 180


FINAL HUMAN NUMBER

214+251+252+180 +82 = 979
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>>505202
Kekisimus maximus
>>
>>505202
What?!?!?!?!?

I just shart myself
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>>505202
Now hol up, I thought bonuses were only counted once for the whole battle.
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>>505202
RIP everyone.
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>>505202
FUCK
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>>505202
knew it
there was no way we could've won with all the bonuses the humans have
I literally multiplied 170 x 4 and saw we couldn't win
>>
No. Fucking. Way.
They rekt us good.
>>
>>505202

Dragons are the only team that could have even won

The others all lost before they rolled.
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>>505208
Did you not look at the fomula I posted before the battle, twice
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>>505202
Human bias confirm

Get in the salt pile everyone
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>>505177
LETS BURN THEM TOGETHER BROTHER!
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>>505202
Humans didn't even need to roll. Coulda won with just their bonuses.
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>>505202
>>
I knew we had to get prepared first. Shit.
Brock is one hell of an ally.
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>>505223
Well begin the orgies to repopulate I guess.
>>
>>505216
Apparently I saw it as all our scores and then bonuses counted once . Oh well, time to become neets in our fortress while elfs die and maybe orcs if they dont come with us.
>>
When every race fights against an enemy.
Has every advantage
And still gets obliterated.
>>
>>505222
>>505218
>>
My internet fucked up and i wasn't even here to witness our downfall.
>>
Imagine if we had meteor... oh myy
>>
That moment when we would've done much better if the goblins and elves would have just stayed home
>>
1ST Action
Raise dead
2nd Action: win
>>
Well this civ was fun while it lasted.
>>
GOBBOS! HIDE!!! HIDE!!! HIDE!!!
...BURN THE BODIES FOR WARMTH!!!
>>
>>505218
>>505244
Want to release the ancient evil under us since theres no way to recover at this point?
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>>505239
Raise Dragon Jesus, Orc chiefs, gobbos .... sacrifice psycho elf
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AND NOW, the fate of the HERO UNITS
Humans, Dragons and Elves roll 1d100 to see if Messiah Dragon and Smiling Elf escapes or not.

NO bonuses
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>>505223
Dice god had nothing to do with it. It was the bonuses what did it. Dice god is useless
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>that moment when humans win even though the balance is logically tipped in our favor in many ways

Ya have one chance op.
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It is time to bring our turtle levels up to the skies, and beyond, perforating the spectrum of existence and shattering reality itself with our turtleness.
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>>505244
You didn't even get to fight the abyss monster.
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Please make a narration of the battle OP, and the aftermath.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>505254
RNG just once please.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>505254
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>505254
For Broooooock!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>505254
You know what? I hope that fucker dies.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>505254
Also orcs and gobs because of one eye and King.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>505254
rip
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>505254
We can just make another batch of drugs and therefore PsychoElf.
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>>505269
Oh yeah that too. Gobs and Orcs rol 1d100 too
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>>505254
HOL UP NIGGA
KING MANLET THE I HAS TO SURVIVE
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>>505269
So we gonna destroy the world with the ancient evil?
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>>505265
>>505270
We are fucked unless op allows 4 rolls again
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>>505254
What about one eye?
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>>505254
>mfw when our badass chief got his tusks kicked in
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>505254
SAVE THE KING WITH FIRE!!!
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>>505274
>>505277
See >>505273
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>505254
THE MANLET DYNASTY LIVES AGAIN
please
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>>505268
And smiling elf is not fucking dead. God, please, eat my fucking soul.

Human boss is dying, though, and those fuckers deserve it.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>505277
>>505273
>>505254
Nevermind
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>505273
I WILL NOT YIELD
FOR THE HORDE
FOR THE ALLIANCE
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>>505254
Hail to the King
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>>505282
So since our rolls blow theirs our of the water right now could we just snipe their chief right now and take his helmet?
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>>505257
>diving in the salt pile!
So the entire world is charging at the humans and out rolls them on top of it, and the rest of the world loses. That's dumb.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>505254
aw fug
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>505289
Fuck, forgot to roll
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>505116
>>505202
The "Home turf" bonus should be +85, not +82. Final human number should be 982.
>>505282
Rolling
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>>505291
Nah, nigga, WE rolled a 93, WE take the helmet.
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>>505287
You rock, pal.
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>>505286
When this is over psychoelf shall pray.

The only time he shall pray.

To become a vessel of his power

To watch the humans and their unnatural magic and evil god burn
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>>505291
The roll is for your escape. We arnt dying
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>>505291
The roll was for escapin, not countering
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>>505254
THE QUESTION IS IF WE GET THE HELMET
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>>505261
>>505302
You gon' do it? PLEEEEEEASEEEE
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Right so guys, dragon bros. our civ is next to unrecoverable but at least we know now that domestic improvement is horseshit. What we really need is to search everywhere and get buffs externally. Because op doesn't know how to balance.
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>>505302
I DEMAND A SPICY HELMET FOR OUR KING!
...or to just Burn it with a flaming arrow.
Thats equally satisfying.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>505273
Rolling for goblin king to commit seppuku to inspire the troops
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Well, they'll escape, but will they get rockophobia?
I fucking knew it I should've wake up earlier.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>505308
NIGGA
I'M A COUNTER THAT ROLL SINCE THAT'S DISHONORU
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>>505306
Pretty sure we cant recover and were just going to be steamrolled by the new undead horde. Lets just unleash the evil we found and end the game as this whole battle was shit.
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>>505235
gotta grind for meteor now.
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>>505312
Rolling nigga
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>>505308
Save him :'c
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>>505312
You did what you could.

Thanks for showing up, Rockbro.

Your rock throwing had its pay off as well as my turtling
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How many pops have all of the tribes lost, Opie?
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>>505320
Please no. We just have to wait until turn 30. Then we'll get a new event that might help with the humans.
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>>505320
I approve of letting the entire world burn.
THE FIRE RISES
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And so the hero units escaped

>>505328
YOu'll see soon
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>>505329
That will almost certainly not happen and humans are going to keep being unstoppable assuming they dont kill us.
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>>505329
Have tree god inhabit psychoelfs body.

We need it.
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We'll have to merge all the tribes in one if we want to survive.
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>>505329
Because at turn 30, undeads will die
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>>505324
I did >>505293
sorry, didn't help much
>>505326
the worst thing is that I wake up during the night, but didn't decide to check how thread is going
Good call on geting more POP before attack
>>505331
we get all defeated enemies as undead POP now, right? UNDEAD DRAGONS and shit
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>>505331
Sheeeit
The King lives again
Gobbos, we still live with 11 pop, that is
Dragos, we need Kobolds and Imps to make our pop grow
What do you think?
>>505338
OH FUCK
We have to combine to survive
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GOBBOS!
NEW IDEA!
EXPLOSIVES, LOTS OF EM!
And then... instead of attacking the Humies...
WE JUST THREATEN TO BLOW EM UP!
...good idea right?
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>>505320
We'd open the evil door and the humans would tame it and get an extra +200
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>>505335
The humans can be beaten. We simply need a different approach besides a head on assault. Laying siege and starving their human Necromancers sounds viable to me.
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>>505338
Come to the forest we have tree god.

And mad home turf bonus.

We can turn this into a super fortress.
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>>505345
Fucking kamikaze their shit
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>>505341
Yes we do
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>>505349
>>505338
Elves, Orcs we formally invite you to the Citadel
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This fuckin close op.
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>>505349
...but we can't build that well in a forest.
I mean... how will we burn things if we're surrounded by wood.
How about this... Tree God moves his forest to the mountains, and we all chill there instead.
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>>505347
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>>505345
I'm kind of disappointed you didn't build siege tunnels. It's might also be a good idea to trade some aphrodisiacs with you. A very limited a,punt but it will cause a population boom and that means more bodies we can throw at the humans.
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And so the battle ended.

Evil has triumphed and the humans + undeads still lives

Casualties:
Elves: 9
Orcs: 24
Goblines: 34
Dragon: 4
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Here's what we do:
>Dragons go full force against humans
>Humans shall be aided by 1 Goblin, 1 Elf, and 1 Half-dead orc
>formula: 4(dragon roll + dragon bonuses) vs. (human roll + human bonuses) + (Goblin roll + Goblin bonuses) + (Elf roll + Elf Bonuses) + (Orc roll + Orc Bonuses)
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>>505347
>Kills the evil
>Necromancy bonus! +300
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>>505351
>Yes we do
HOW TABLES DID TURN
MHWHAHAHAHAHA
Don't look down on rock culture.
Gotta make big hats for our new skellie dragons friends
>>505359
>Evi
OP plz. we are most cultured civ here.
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>>505358
Amount*
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>>505349
>>505352
We'll go everywhere. Luckily, we are nomads and we have rides. Our camp is a dump.
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>>505352
Dont bother coming humans have +150 against citadels
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>>505359
Jesus fuckin christ OP
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>>505355
Give us a turn I have an idea.
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>>505364
>Live in a Citidel with Dragon Jesus and Hitler with architecture, writing, and riches.
>Less cultured than human savages that beat the shit out of eachother to solve arguments
Alright, you might be brutes but you sure as fuck aren't civilized.
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>>505359
I can only but imagine the battle.
You have to narrate it, friend. It's too rad to go unnoticed.
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>>505367
>Implying Brock won't give them
>GRACE OF THE DICE GOD!: +450 vs. anything non human.
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>>505373
Here's a narration:
"Oh shit that's a lot of blood. The End"
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>>505359
>70+ skeletals
When's greg gonna show up in a time machine and just steal control of them.
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Okay everyone we have learned its basically meaningless to attack someone. The hometurf bonus and all that stuff makes it impossible. What I am saying is don't bother going out or building defenses because we are already OP as fuck.
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We have to start thinking about this strategically.
>Withdraw and reinforce the forest
>Get magic arrows that kill undead permanently
>Trade aphrodisiacs with our allies
>have many orgies
>DO NOT engage the humans head on in their own fortress
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>sitting down in our home eating jerky, making hats for skellebros
>getting attacked by weirdos
>"evil"
>>505371
do you have rock throwing culture? No? Not civilized then.
You can't even make jerky, for god's sake.
we never had to beat each other in arguments, we manage to settle it all on purely democratic rock throwing.
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>>505386
>rock throwing
>democratic
Pick one
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>>505382
rude
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>>505386
>Can't even grow shrooms
>Can't even mine properly
>Can't even chill with imps and kobolds
>Can't even make an alliance with Dragons
Scratch that
>Can't even make an alliance with ANYBODY
"Cultured"
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>>505359
>no human casualties

Literally dropped, man this story was really entertaining op huh?
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>>505386
True story. Dude. Chief on a Dragon mount!

Skeleton gobs with their tech in tact. Dragon armor, elf bows, dead boars we can revive or put towards Brock sacrifice! We are rolling in culture. We can use the goblins to leap into the bronze age
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Any spot left for an Orc Player?
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>>505393
Dead barbs are poofed into skeletons
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>>505395
Orcs are dead
We're all dead
Only rocks now.
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>>505385
I have an idea
>Have tree god use psychoelf as an avatar.
>Have him turn divine tree into a massive world tree that Pierce's the clouds and roots that go miles underground

>Invite other races
>Form the super fortress.
>Destroy the river we don't need it.
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>>505395
Their pop of 6 could use you.
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>>505395
We are the civ with least playas. Welcome. We just got our ass kicked.
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>>505395
Don't bother, they have +550 humans
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>>505395
ye orcs always needs players
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>>505393
Even if there were they would just use 'OP pls nerf' necromancy powers to revive them. Inflicting casualties is a bitch. That's why we need means that permanently kill the undead.
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>>505395
Welcome, brother!
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>>505402
>>505404
Wait what? I'm just reading from the start of the thread. What happened?
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>>505389
Are you sure though, this is jsut because I'm a terrible writer
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>>505393
Now ain't that something when 4 factions and their armys attack a single group, outnumber them, collectively have a much bigger bonus and still get massacred.
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>>505387
>implying it isn't
>>505391
>shrooms
we got fucking MEAT, what are we, vegans to eat shrooms?
>mine
well we always found jackshit so fuck that noise
>chill
we chiling with skellebros alright
>alliance
with chicken brains? By being a wuss and sacrificing your people? ahah, no
what the point of alliance? We are not a wuss. We didn't do nuffin'. Aggressor here are you.
>>505394
Aw shieet, that's a lot of free technology!
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>>505400
That's too much. We need to just stick the forest in order to recuperate and develop a a way to kill the undead such as magic arrows just for that.
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>>505416
With absolutely no human casualties!

We can't even really win anymore.

We can only whether the storm.
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>>505414
Give it a try! I wanna see...
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>>505417
>We didn't do nuffin'
>Aw Shiiieet
Humans confirmed for sub-humanoid, they must be purged... later.
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>>505395
Everyone just died and I had to join in due to a lack of orcs.
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>>505202
damn, and it wasn't even close.
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>>505422
Says the midget
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>>505420
It's not 'whether the storm' if the humies literally cant come into our bases due to everyones OP home turf bonuses
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>>505414
hey, OP, can we leap to bronze age thanks to all the undead now attackers knowledge and shit?
>>505422
yeah, manlet's opinion are really valuable.. NOT.
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I vote next turn we all pretend we're humans so maybe we can get some love from op. I'll start "hurr durr i smash dick with rock how much bonus does that get me"
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>>505425
>Implying we aren't bigger where it counts
Theres a reason we're better at reproducing than you rockheads.
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>>505426
Meteor could negate your crumby citadel roof and crush you all. Elves might live though.
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>>505428
Nah, you got bronze stuff but you can't replicat it
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>>505420
Yeah, its almost looks like...bias

But really if the bonuses weren't counted in that certain way we would have certainly won since the system literally made elves and gobbos more of a problem than a boon participating.

We were literally being crippled for bringing more factions in because of how it was set up.
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You can practically cut the tension in the air with a butter knife in this thread. It's like breathing pure anger.
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>>505434
The skelegobs dont remember how to do tech? Awe :( i thought they retain knowledge
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>>505436
We had the biggest rolls though mate...
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>>505439
It's hard to remember stuff when your brain decomposes.
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>the salt in thread reaches critical levels
That will go well with our jerky!
>>505434
oh well, we'll figure something out.
>>505439
let's not be too greedy, we all know what happens to greedy players.
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>>505439
They probably do, its just your people are too dense to learn anything from them.
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>>505440
No I'm talking about how the human bonuses were counted for each faction roll thus making the gobbos and elves rolls worthless because their bonus couldn't compete.
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>>505443
Yea you are right.
>>505444
You died from dickspears and rocks. Cram it.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>505438
what tension, orc nigga? have a rock.
Your BusinessOrc is alright of an orc
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>>505359
There are literally just 4 dragons now what. And they'll have to roll for sanity for 7 more turns. Orc at least is still at double digits right? (11?)

>>505436
>>505440

Yeah, with just how the Human Rolls were set up the Gobbo faction really had to do big rolls to even get near what the average of what the Human Rolls would have been.
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>>505438
I still think your cool, Orcman
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Consider the following:
>>505443
>>the salt in thread reaches critical levels
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Humans confirmed for the niggers of this thread
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>>505447
WE STRONK WE KILL! =/= We're a civilized, intelligent society
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>>505450
They literally cant even get close with the bonus difference.

Also we only have 3 people left now I think.
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Should the Orcs at least temporarily move from where they are now and help in defending the forest and citadel. I don't think that they're camp has any defensive bonus. Also their greenskin might prove useful in the forest.
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>>505449
>>505451
Everyone is so roasted. Especially gobbos.
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>>505456
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>>505421
Fine.

The coalition attacked the humans (and skeletons). Fire and arrows rained down from the sky to be met with flaming spiky rocks. Punches flew, claws slashed, arrows pierced, spears penetrated. Any humans killed are quickly raised into skeletons to continue the fight. In the end the dark powers of Brock overcame the holy(?) powers of the rest and the barbarians murdered the attacking forces. Fortunately the heroes of each side escaped.

Meanwhile, Brock is getting choked to death by the other Gods

Oh and Turn 29, post recaps or whatever

>>505439
Knowledge maybe, huge maybe, but no resources to act on it
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>>505462
...Are you fucking kidding me
>Dice God confirmed for Nigger
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>>505456
I learned English via internet, so deal with it.
>>505458
says the ones who never even seen us and gone attacking us on a whip.
serves you right
>>505450
>Yeah, with just how the Human Rolls were set up the Gobbo faction really had to do big rolls to even get near what the average of what the Human Rolls would have been.
attacking enforced stronghold with setup artillery at heir home turf while we were only one pleasing our god was a good idea, right?
>>505461
nobody expected much from manlets anyway
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>>505464
Alright gobbos, our pop loss is pretty bad.
Dragons, will you give us the chance to make some kobbos and impos? It's worth a shot.
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>>505464
Give a rally speech to our tribe to raise up the mood. And took off to the elven forest.
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>>505468
Where would Kobolds and Imps stand in the Population Counter?
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so, humans, what do.

OP, is our attackers automatically converted to undead or we need to spend an action to do that?
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>>505464
Action: Have an orgy and be sure to make use of the aphrodisiacs
Cultural: Pray for weapons that make it so that once it kills somebody that they remain dead

Orcs, I implore you to move from your camp into the forest. It will benefit both our people.
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>>505468
Yeah, at this point, I think Multi-Culti is the best solution we got. Plus you know, imps might mean demons and crazy hell magic in the future. Which means more fire, which is nice.
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>>505467
>the Gobbo faction really had to do big rolls to even get near what the average of what the Human Rolls would have been.
>Gobbo bonus of +60
>Human bonus of +170
>Gobbos needed roll of 160 to match the human average
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>>505474
do remind me, do Orcs have aphrodisiacs? IIIRC we only got Bow and Arrows from the culture exchange right?
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>>505472
OP stated we converted our own humans during battle. Lets use an action to raise the enemy. We can learn bows, make the gobbos teach medicine, how to melt rock or metals... anything. But we need to convert first.
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>>505472
Spend a turn
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>>505478
I think Orcs got herbs but not aphrodisiacs.
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>>505464

Dragons send the dragon messiah to the ancient evil under the mountain and have him release it into the world.
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>>505478
They gave us medicines and aphrodisiacs when they hired our mercs.
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>>505484
...the absolute madman
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oh and Orcs now what? Orgy? Ask Orc God for Population Boost?
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>>505476
their fault being manlets
>>505482
wait, both actions?
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>>505472
We can also expand our borders and get Brock's temple as part of our village and expand fortifications
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>>505490
I meant an action, whoops
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>>505470
Sounds good.
Probably best to turtle up and focus on industry / tech / culture / moar bonuses
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>>505484
>>505464
Also contact The dragon god while doing it and call him a massive jew that cant even bless his followers while were doing it.
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>>505490
>Mind of a nigger
>Dick of a korean
I see why you guys try to compensate with necromancy.
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Okay so the whole reason we lost.
Is due to a lack of giant robots.
We should make the goblins start researching how to make giant robots.
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>>505489
>>505494
We could talk to the orc god. I proposed this, >>505470 but talking to our god and going to the elven camp seems like a good move.
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>>505494
Yeah but would elves allow us to retreat there? Either way I think both are good ideas
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>>505500
No no no
Explosives are the future. Fill em' with poison shrooms, and have the Dragons do air raids dropping them.
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>>505503
>would elves allow us to retreat there?
They even asked us to do so.
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>>505493
gotcha
>>505492
good idea!
>>505481

So yeah, 1st action then raise all attackers from the dead and add them to POP.
2nd action - expand borders up to Brock's temple. maybe build a wall to make it one with our village. Cause "expand borders" are too vague.
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>>505490
We cooouuuulllld also kill the last 6 orcs and remove a faction before tribal stage is over
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>>505507
Ah yeah, must've missed it. Speed Read through the rest of the thread to get up to date. Sorry
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>>505507
At least I did. I think MC Herbalist is gone. Filthy Hippy may be as well.
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>>505497

Yes, big middle finger to the jew god is our second action.
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>>505508
Ahhhh nice. Yes
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>>505506
What if the giant robots throw the explosives.
And has sunglasses
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>>505515
I'm here an I'm bleeding salt.
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>>505521
No no no
>Robo Armor on dragons
>With sunglasses
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>>505510
they'll just go afk and stare us down
our attacks against orcs were real unlucky.

still, one less faction to think about, we can do that instead of border expanding or better next turn I think. It's getting cramped in a village, gotta need more space anyway.
>>505518
That's a deciding rock throw, nice
so confirming the turn then?
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>>505529
Well we gotta start somewhere.
So how about the sunglasses
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>>505464
Tech: Refine our crossbow tech to make BIGGER crossbows. We'll call them ballistas.
Action: Use our favor from the dragons last turn to breed some Kobolds/Imps. Dragon Mother/Gobbo Father , Dragon Father/Gobbo Mother
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>>505522
Ah. Do you support or have any issues with Orcs coming to the forest?
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>>505530
Yes, if you could. You are very good with words.
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>>505531
How does this turn sound?
>1: Invoke some imps to join us
>2: Engineer sunglasses
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So retreat to Elf Camp, then Rally Speech Right? We'd still be getting God Blessings from the war still right? I mean c'mon Orc God we're like 11 here
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>>505532
Yes, this sounds better.
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>>505536
As long as we get giant robots eventually.
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>>505539
With this much blood a prayer means Orc God can give you 50 pops
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>>505534
None.

I want this actually

So much evil and bloodlust flows through me.

>I think I'm mailing now.
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Definitely should hightail it to the Elven forest for the swole defensive bonuses.
For our other action, something to make us not dead from the inevitable human attack.
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>>505544
Implying that orcs are not STRONK enough to battle themselves.
I propose instead we ask them to develop magical steroids for maximum beefiness.
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>>505545
Ah neat, let's do this Orcs >>505548
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>>505532
Lets open those evil gates from earlier and explore the caves for more evil to unleash
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>>505553
Agreed
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>>505552
I'm talking more for the wimpy people.
But a pneumatic fist to punch things harder would be amazing.
But we should probably take that orc god offer.
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So just as a recap. Elves are doing >>505474
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>>505464
Retreat to Elf Forest, Pray to Orc God.
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>>505559
>wimpy people
>orcs
Choose one
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>>505464
Barbarian turn:
1st action: after being victorious over evil coalition of flying lizards, hippies, greendudes and some greenmanlets which recently attacked, humans raise all slain attackers and add them to their POP count.
2nd action: With POP being pretty high and it was getting crampy with all new POP, humans decided to expand their village into general direction of Brock's Temple on the east. That includes surrounding Brock's temple with rock wall which connects to our own rock wall.

>>505535
will that do?
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>>505532
>Dragon Father/Gobbo Mother
My god
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>>505567
You know what I mean by wimpy people.
Wait shit I probably fucked that up, I meant wimpy races.
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>>505568
Ye.
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Oh man, I just remember that Dragon Seer dies this turn.
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>>505578
Wasn't he one of the dragons in the army?
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>>505578
Another pop down the drain
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>>505580
His apprentice stayed at home, he was in the army
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>>505580
Let's say yes and it was the apprentice who stayed behind
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>>505589
oh and which Dragon Hero Unit survived? Only the Messiah? So..... is Boss dead?
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>>505596
All heroes escaped.
So they still gotta burn his corpse.
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>>505596
Boss is dead

The only 2 dragons left are apprentice and the other broodmother
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>>505598
Nope. We keep all bodies. You only burn them in your own territory
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>>505604
OP is that river the only known source of water in this game for the races I mean?
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>>505609
Yeah probably, nobody ever explored the other corners
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>>505604
So they got.... Brood Mother, Apprentice, 2 Random Dragons, and Dragon Messiah. Sheesh and those 2 Random Dragons are probably gonna die when they open up that gate.
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>>505613
There is only thee abyss. Which by the way the humans will probably try to abuse and bend to their will if it's actually in the game.
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>>505613
I say we let the humans do that
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>>505620
It's not, that was a joke
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>>505617
All we have left is the apprentice, brood mother, and the messia.
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Dragons you all know what to do...

Divert the river
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>505623
tame it anyway
check my 10
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I'll go to sleep, guys.
Good luck, fellow orcs. Try not to screw us more than I already did.
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>>505631
Dayum
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>>505631
DICE GOD WTF?
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>>505631
Checked.
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So...... the humans are totally gonna be overwhelmed by Undead Forces or something right?
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>>505648
They got necromancy nigga.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>505631
Abyss confirmed chief mount
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>>505648
They control the undead horde, which now numbers around a hundred.
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>>505648
why? they are our skellebros
you are the only one who is mean to them, calling evil and shit
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>>505661
>control
hey, don't talk shit about our skellebros
we all share a skeleton
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The humans raised the dead to add to their numbers, which included some of themselves, elves, orcs, goblins and dragons.

Oh and they expanded their village over to the temple too
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>>505649
Hey NaP, Depending on your lazy levels, can we get an image of Human War Chief punching the other race heroes like the bitches they are?
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>>505675
1 6 2
6
2

Noice
>from 11 to 162
I guess undead powers was a good call.
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>>505675
>160+ skeletons
>Against a scattered alliance of 6 elves, 4 dragons, a dozen or so manlets and a few orcs

I think we can handle this.
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>>505682
I will submit and say it was a good idea.

107+19= wat?
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The elves, had an emergency orgy to boos growth. While that happened, some elves grew up into adults to add to the pop.

Praying to the forest god for a way to permanently kill the undead, the forest god said
"I do not have that power, only the dragon god does. And I still owe him 20 bucks. But I can give you more magic or a pop boost or choose one of you to be my avatar"
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>>505675
>All those skellies
Man holy shit we need to find a way to beat those skellies, they don't have any blood to boil so are blood magic won't do jackshit unless you count bone marrow
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>>505689
hoomans need to add "basic arithmetic" to their tech tree lol
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>>505689
>107+19= wat?
probably typod somewhere
I'll take that
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>>505689
That was an accident, I meant 126, somehow got the 2 last numebrs switched
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>>505691
Have psychoelf become his avatar.

Combine the bonuses minus the crazy.
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>>505698
>That was an accident, I meant 126, somehow got the 2 last numebrs switched
still not bad. what about orc mounts? did we raised them too?
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>>505700
This. Increase it above a +30 bonus and hopefully get rid of the psychosis effect.
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>>505700
or he'll go more batshit insane crazy and murder everyone
you go with that, we got jerky to munch and watch
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>>505691
>only Dragon God has
So... literally only the Goblins (since they worship the messiah) and Dragons can do it? And they're both wrecks. One is too weak to fight even with High Rolls and the other is already in terminal condition.
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>>505700
The Smiling One now gives a +70 bonus to anything he participates in and no longer go all psycho n shit
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>>505715
Does his smile glow now?
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>>505715
does he still smiles?
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The orcs moved in with the elves, with all the blood spilled in that last battle, Orc God is pleased and gave them 50 orcs + 4 at a discount

>>505721
>>505723
Yes
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>>505726
I guess this game has no end
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*goblins silently cry cause they dont have a god to grant pop, only the drago messiah
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>>505728
Orc God already did Pop Boosts for Orcs whenever we got into battle. This is just consistency
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>>505726
Woohoo
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>>505728
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>>505726
Do they only have superboar now? We kinda murdered everything. And how many boar skulls did we collect, boss?
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>>505728
It ends when the king comes to town.
Also known as when barbarians will become a universal laughing stock.
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THe goblins improved their crossbows to be bigger and better and called them ballistas.

They also begin to mate with the remaning dragons, hard times. Hard times.

Which is not the only thing's getting hard, eyy, eyy, knowwahtimsayin, wink wink nudge nudge

Anyway, since goblins have weird DNA and all that shit, they give births and grow up faster. NExt turn They'll get the hybrid results of what this copulation brings

>>505740
Normal boars are plentiful in the wild and orcs passively collects them

And you got like 15 boar skulls
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>>505753
Manlet Engineer is probably having a orgasm over this. He was the very first one to propose cross breeding and he really fucking wanted dragon manlets.
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And the dragon messiah is going to open the door to unleashe the ancient evil and -
"WOAH HOLD UP FAGLORD, DON'T DO THAT. YOU'LL DIE TOO, STUPID" -Dragon God
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>>505753
Ayyy
we're finally achieving goblin inventor's dreams
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>>505765
Lel. Jesus is stupid
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>>505765
And now dragon God cares about the dragons surviving.
Maybe what's in there can kill gods?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>505765

"I've always been destined to die for my people "

Opens door anyway
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>>505748
>It ends when the king comes to town.
>forgetting that king is human
>forgetting that human are we
>forgetting that there is no other human aside of time travel shenanigans
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>>505764
HEY! howd you know?
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>>505776
Maybe he doesn't want his people to die since he can still scam them.

>>505778
He's also gonna make all his people if he does that
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>>505765
>Dragons so salty that they'll allow themselves to die for a chance that humans die too
>post yfw Brock grant Human Magic to control whatever evil shit comes out of the gate
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>>505778
"Listen you idiot, do this and your people will also die. All the mortals will die and I won't have anybody to sca--ahem--I mean watch over. Do you want tthat to happen? Do you want to kill your own people just so you can get back at the humans?! What would your mom think?"

"Mom's dead!"

"Yes and she's now in Dragon Heaven with me. But you do this and your soul won't go there, do you get it"
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>>505817
Dragon messiah, im not a smart gobbo, but untill we got something to capture and harness evil spirits in, dont do it... i care too much for our pops... *pets*
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>>505817
Do you actually care about the dragons that doesn't involve scaming them then? Where you cant be assed to help them without making them broke and turning them into rabid jews?
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>>505817
Do it anyway
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>>505817
I like how you write and treat Dragon Jesus and his relationship with Dragon God.

>but daaaad. I need gold to go to this thing with my friends
>Get your own you fagget
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>>505817
dragons pls

>>505826
at least breed with some womanlets first. If you knock up a bunch of them that's like a shit ton of holy imps, I'm sure like at least a ton of them would fuck up those skeletons
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>>505829
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEE, then how about....herrrk...some...FRREeeeeeee.......pops and upgrades. You cocksmoker"

Note: you shouldn't talk to your children like this
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>ancient evil is actually a King
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>>505843
TAKE IT. I LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING. DO IT.
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>>505849
Yup...
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>other civs get shit for free
>barbs work for everything
and they you still being salty over being shit at war.
wusses
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>>505855

kek

>living in a bubble
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>>505843
Fine then dad, since literally without this no one will worship you anymore since we'll die. We'll take it. Also call brock a faggot for me.
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Lmao. The barbarians victory is almost going to be nullified. The Elves and Orcs are back to what they were before. The goblins are going to get Kobolds and now the dragons will get a population boom. So much for muh 300 rockophile fantasy.
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>>505855
Ikr? Maybe one day Uncle God Brock will increase our battle bonus for this deed.

Only time will tell
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>>505862
"Yeah well I fucked your mom"

"dad pls"
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>>505866
whatever makes your saltiness levels lower, hippie
>>505868
we ain't wusses, we don't need some free shit. We want something - we earn it.
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>>505787
>forgetting what happened to the barbarian village
>forgetting that the king himself joined in the slaughter
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>>505876
Rock yea!
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>>505874
Hey, can we ask him about killing the undead.
Preferabbly Enmasse
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>>505876
>Free +40 battle bonus.
Naw m8
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>>505876
What? It's only true. The all the factions besides the Goblins are back up to good strength now. We essentially didn't lose anything.
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>>505883
Not free. We have to kill regularly to keep it. Thats why orcs and elves were targeted before the animals came around.
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>>505877
you confusing time periods
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>>505884
Actually, we're going to be pretty good with our imps and kobolds. Plus we can probably look into other nonsense with them too.
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>>505882
>>505889

breed with the Messiah, get like 10 or so females with him and by next turn we get like 10 Holy Imps then do it for like 5 more turns.
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>>505884
>We essentially didn't lose anything.
aside of your honor. And pride. And few turns.
>>505883
we actually DO SHIT to keep that bonus. It'd probably be gone if we turtled like you wusses
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>>505874
Question op, do your imps get magic?

Also,what exactly did the drago's get?
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Ando this thread ends. For now, next update, probably tomorrow. Or tomorrow's tomorrow. not sure, will update on twitter: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

See ya
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>>505888
Nah, this takes place before the adventure quests.
So this will end when the king comes to town.
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>>505900
10 dragons and Dragon GOd wont eat their gold next turns
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>>505902
I bet that lard ass drinks our tears with that salt
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Ok barbs, thread ends so I'm out for a bit. will discuss next turn later.

>>505902
Nice bread, thanks OP

>>505905
what if we eventually go medieval and King will be one of us?
what you gonna do about that then?

>>505907
what about dragon sanity roll? or what was it
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>>505896
Humanity is basically doomed now. That defeat served as a teacher and if anything, it helped strengthen us. Look at what we have now.
>Every tribe except the goblins have a larger populationmtjen before
>Goblins are going to get a pop growth along with Imps and Kobolds
>Soon to have undead killing arrows
>Orcs and Elves both share the forest making it invincible

I bet you couldn't even make a single scratch in the forest if you tired.
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>>505912
It goes well with your hopes and dreams
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>>505902
See ya.

Overall just fuck the outside world and undead. Lets just make a anti evil barrier around the citadel other dragons so we dont have to deal with that shit .
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>>505917
>Humanity is basically doomed now
>it's humanitydoom episode all over again
yeah sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself
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>>505919
Jokes on you, I have none of those
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>>505925
>Lets just make a anti evil barrier around the citadel other dragons so we dont have to deal with that shit .
so you won't be able to get out of your own citadel? convenient, do that evil chicken brains.
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>>505916
Im just saying the civ quest's ending will be related to the king.
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>>505929
Yeah, because I ate them
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Why don't we just stop up the river?

It's not like humans have any other water source.
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>>505926
>Being this much in denial

If it helps you sleep at night then fine. You probably could've even wiped out the orcs after the battle and them fleeing to the forest but instead you didn't. Elves are unbeatable now.
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>>505934
>It's not like everyone has any other water source.
ftfy
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>>505933
You win this round OP
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>>505934
Doing anything in the river is counterattack range for elves and humans alike.
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>>505933
What if I hope the king comes by to slaughter everyone?
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>>505932
well notice how adventure threads didn't have all that much hippies, dragons, manlets. Mostly all humans and undead
who won in the end of civ quest you think then?
>>505935
>barbs
>denial
lol yeah whatever
>Elves are unbeatable now.
your taunt is weak, all you try to do is to get us to attack your forest.
try to taunt next time when someone outside your forest will manage to actually survive
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>>505944
That already happens.
>>505933
Also NaP you got the picture of the king with everyone's head on a mantle?
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>>505945
It's not a taunt. It's only the truth. Also if I recall you haven't defeated anyone unless if they attacked your village.
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>>505940
No for multiple reasons.

1: The river may run through the forest first
2: Earth pillar can be cast from the safety of the forest and still reach the river.
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>>505952
We killed you and the orcs in your own forest
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>>505958
Wen?
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>>505954
We have your undead. We will use your magic.
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>>505958
*Half your tribe against a group of 4
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>>505965
Still counts, chickenbrain
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>>505972
Of course it does, I'm just pointing out the circumstances of it.
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>>505952
>he forgot elf/orc meetup
you suck at being outside your forest, hippies
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>>505962
>Kills somebody
>Immediately tries to take their sutff

Holy shit. Humans really are the niggers of this quest.
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>>505972
That wasn't in our forests
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>>505981
We already have your stuff. We just need to adapt to it... then reverse engineer it. Maybe... deathwater for your trees?
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>>506001
>Implying barbs are smart enough to reverse engieneer
I don't think you niggas can even reverse engieneer a loaf of bread
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>>506001
>Humans actually think they can out magic the Elves
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>>505958
>Literally bring half of your tribe
>Against a handful of elves and orcs
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>>505979
that was outside the forest humie
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>>506008
>says manlets who can't cook
>>506012
>says hippies who don't have fire
>>506106
yes, and my point was that you suck balls outside of forest
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>>505948
everything is just merely delaying the inevitable
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We may have got the shit beat out of us, but damn me if this wasn't fucking entertaining
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>>506308
Well, it brought us together against a common threat
Elves, we should setup an embassy so we can trade between you and the Orcs more easily. We wanted to have more wood so we could create actual ballistas on wheels.
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>>506308
I live for the salt and the (You)s
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>>506008
Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears
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Well lets see what it feels like to get my balls cradled by op
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>>506344
Yep. We can not only reverse engineer, but also make everything Better Harder Stronger
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>>506355
Your way of making everything better is literally just slapping some rocks into it then setting it on fire. Even a toddler can do it
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>>506376
>says civ who was so fascinated by rock throwing culture they made tree throwing culture
>and also survived thanks to god pitying you
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>>506384
This... yea
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>>505675
top kek we actually won
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>>506391
Feels good man

OP better come back soon though because my balls are getting dry
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>>506001
I thought that rock throwing was all that barbarians need. They shouldn't need any elf magic to help them. That kind of looks weak.
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>>506418
Now its hoarding whatver we stole.
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>>506419
>>>506418
>Now its hoarding whatever we earned.
Fixed my error
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>>506414
are you salty elf refugee?
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>>506442
Nah i've just read up and wanna get gud

Power fantasys are my fetiish
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>>505902
I probably wont be here when the turns start so dragons I think we should do this

Have the messia focus a shitload of holy energy into a artifact or tower to erect an anti evil barrier that sets evil on fire if they pass through.

Next part so we can recover all the roles we lost since the people in them died and to make us less greedy since we have 10 fresh dragons.

Start the Dragon paladin order led by the messia and having roles in it where dragons are picked for jobs that existed before the battle while the rest become paladins and try to follow the messias teachings to not being so greedy.
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>>506471
Forgot to put the barrier would cover the whole citadel
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>orcs are now refugees in elf's forest
>they exceed elf pop by 5 times
what can possibly go wrong?

>>506468
have a rock then
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>506468
Roccck
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okay barbs, we need to descend int HEAVY METAL age.
we like half way from there already, just not enough METAAAAAAAAAAL
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>>506515
But metals going to be hard to find. The Goblins found metal early since they dwell in the mountains with the Dragons. Also they're goblins.
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>>506518
I'm not telling right now, just eventually.
when we wipe out manlets
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>>506527
Just ask skelegobs about ironworks
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>>506534
we need to be sure if we can use skellebros for tech info before using action.
Gotta have OP to ask.
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>>506541
True
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well. We can have atleast 30 skellebros hitting the ground to find stuff
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>>506541
See
>>505464
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>>506550
oh, missed that.
nice. gotta think that thru
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>>506552
Yup. Options.

Smelting is a giid start once we get our magic settled
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OP MY BALLS NEED A CRADLE
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>>506639
>use meteors magic just to drop them nearby and mine shit out of them
genius. they are not supposed to be rock only after all
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>>506737
hell yeah! so what are we doing again this turn..
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>>506762
today is thread again? fuck, I can't not sleep this many nights
what we do - animal hunting to grind 105 more skulls for Brock to learn meteor spell
second action is to get some tech from our new skellebros of other civs. not sure how to phrase that action yet
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>>506778
right... so what about the 4 dragon skeletons? can they fly? how powerfull are they?
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>>506807
those questions need to be answered by OP I suppose.
generic fantasy trope should confirm flying and them being at least as powerful as dragons
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>>506813
Wait and see
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>>506813
Are they Dragon zombies or dragon Skellies?
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>>506835
Skellies
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>>506858
Damn, Zombies retain their flesh, meaning they are still able to fly, but skellies can't fly.......Unless we fashion them some form of replacement for the heather flaps on their wings, maybe.
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>>507070
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>>507078
Yeah, sumthing like dat.
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hopefully a new thread will be up sooon
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>>507200
Hey manlets wanna make a trade sometime?
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>>507216
uh, your an anon right now ps.

but maby, its not my position to say so.
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>>507200
Hey manlets wanna make a trade sometime?
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>>506384
Orc God already gave population boosts to the Orcs every time we fought shit when we asked for it you rock throwing neanderthal. Your dumb god would literally give you fucking anything as long as you give it skulls. Orcs actually die for their blessings
>muh heavy metal god
you gave it skulls of weak shit animals who can't even fight back even if you make shit rolls. You could literally just kill cattle and it would still give you guys some broken ass shit like necromancy. You gave it 20 skulls and it gave you that, not even special skulls, literally the first animals you saw. after that meeting
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>>507237
We should send the smiling one to find a cave system with ores and stuff.

And make fire


I wanna get the elves into smithing and make them master craftsman.


We can combine it with enchanting and make magic stones and we have top tier weapons right there.
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>>507243
To be fair it was after 4 wasted "explore" rolls that we failed and got nothing. The 5th we found the shrine and animals with a 96 roll, thanks to Senpai
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>Implying barbarians can comunicate with skeletons
>Impliying skeletons can smash rocks before they smash themselves
Barbs are stupid enough even to plan their actions. Maybe that's why their god gives them to much shit
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>>507538
Barbarian champion
>durr look at this sonic drawing I made. It has extra rocks
Barbarian God
>He's a special needs boy
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>>507564
He KOd Elf, Orc and Draggo god in one hit.
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>>507538
We can and do.
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>>507690
Still has a retard son
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>>507714
He has no son. He has a hat of power. Only Draggo god has a son
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>>507698
Yeah, specially because skeletons have vocal cords
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>>507757
Have you literally never been in. NaP thread before? They talk, relax and bro out once the communication is there.
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Damn unhappy that I missed all this salt.
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>>507903
kekus maximus
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test
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Bueno, dale
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>>507961
New session?
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>>507986
In 16 hours
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>>507903
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For the dragons, stuff to consider:

Fill up them roles

Make it compulsory for the dragons to give 10% of profits for the manlets to safekeep in to an Emergency fund only to use when we get jewed too hard

Scout mountains for some precious shiny metals like gold and silver for manlets to mine

Make babies with manlets for the imps we(I) promised them

Learn bronzeworking from manlets and form a theocracy for them cool bronze age themed civ cards

Seriously upgrade our shit equipment in to bronze tier by getting manlets to do it

Erect a couple of support pillars using stonemasonry in the citadel to protect against cave ins

Create a some sort of hidden door mechanism to hide the entrance to the citadel unless someone says the password "im a faget" every race have to roll to guess the password it if they ever encounter the secret door

pray to dragon god for telepathy in order to communicaye through long distances

Have more orgies with messiah whether he wants it or not

Set up a reeducation programme to drill in to every dragon brain that when broke as shit you must direct your hatred and primal desire to raid and loot towards other races instead of each other.
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>>508074
hehe

erect
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>>508186
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Long time lurker, this seems a good time to join in.
Anybody open?
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>>508533
ayy
Gobbos are always looking for new players
Since we always have an extra tech action, having someone who can come up with good ideas would be nice.
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>>508650
you want your player number to exceed amount of your POP?
>>508533
Enlist barbarians, to fight the evil coalition of monsters which for some reason is out to get us
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>>508666
you're literally the devil
check em
>>508533
Player count is up to 8 players now, us gobbos have plenty of room for an extra.
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>>508677
>you're literally the devil
that's racist, you manlet
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>>508805
I wish i could punt one of those gobbos into a dragon's anus. Just to show how much shitbthey are going into
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>>509121
hey, that's our plan to control them from the inside you little shit
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>>509126
>Being a gobbo
>manlet
>calling normal people little
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Naaaame stop leaving me.
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>>508074
>Make babies with manlets for the imps we(I) promised them
You know, if you really wanted to get those Skeletons outta the picture. You should have the messiah mass produce with the goblins. You guys would be getting a small army of Holy Anti-Undead Imps (Well, I assume they would be since the Messiah has a bonus against imps) in a matter of turns. That is if you really want to put the co-operation into the next level. It's not far off, the goblins already worship the Messiah so it's not hard to get like a couple of them and mass breed, around 25 to 50 should do it. I assume that they'll be strong enough thanks to Dragon Genes to not immediately die and they can easily adapt with the goblin armor. Again, just a suggestion.

>>509121
>Barbarians interested in butt stuff
Always knew you guys were faggots but at least you're not hiding it anymore. Why don't you go sacrifice some chicken skulls to your god for another game breaking spell.
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>>509164
>You should have the messiah mass produce with the goblins
lewd
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>>509164
He wouldn't be holy and pure if he did that
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>>509176
>>509170
His mother was a whore, it's obvious that purity is not decided by the number of people you bang. The only potential backfire I see for this is that the Manlets would willingly let themselves get cucked and that Womanlets wouldn't want anything to do with their non-messiah dicks like with Dragon God and the former Dragon Whore. Right now, mass producing Messiah Spawn Imps are the only thing I can think of to take care of skeletons. Elves are near invincible in their forests its the Orcs that are really fucked since their blood magic won't do jackshit against skellies, but as long as one of them survives and they manage to kill off a lot their god would probably give them more pop.

Oh and Elves, here's a thought on what you could ask your god next, GOLEMS. Like near invulnerable clay giant, arm that shit with spiked vines and you have an unstoppable juggernaut.

Orcs eh, just keep killing stuff, maybe your god would give you a non-shitty magic. Right now you guys are the most vulnerable since you just abandoned your post. As a possible offensive maneuver, you could throw your non-descriptive animals and use your blood magic to explode em from inside (That's like part of your magic right? Blood Boiling other people, though I'm not sure it's currently in the level of what I'm thinking of). That could function as a sort of bomb, and since it explodes, there won't be much bones left in place for an undead to take its place. Since you can easily regain population after war, maybe train some kamikaze orc units who are trained to have their boar mounts to explode while charging?

Goblins are set but I still feel we should prepare the stronghold with more protection incase the humies does decide to storm out and take over. Since we have no god we have no extra defences other than the handful of dragons we have and the initial traps we've set. We should set up boulder traps too since I doubt getting impaled would really harm those skeletons, we need to pulverize them. Or we could focus on explosives and lay mines, maybe ask the dragons to carpet bomb those apes.
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>>509201
I wood say Ents ;)
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I Get the Impression that Humans are general Hated.

I Got an Idea on who to Join.
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>>509209
Generaly*
Fuck English.
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>>509201
You sound more like an anti-human spectator
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>>509209
It started when they threw a rock on that map making Dragon

>>509211
I actually play Orcs but I secretly want Goblins to win. Like everyone in this thread I also want Humans to lose miserably.
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>>509215
Us humans work so hard.
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>>509224
Hey, dude the salt storm that followed the victory is sure causing my blood pressure to sky rocket.

Also, what do you think of fights to the death in the arena, and dedicate them to Brock, and the loser don't even get called from the death, and see what bonuses this might get us.
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>>509209
we didn't do nuffin' wrong
I mean really. Aggressor here is those unhuman bastards.
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>>509215
>It started when they threw a rock on that map making Dragon
hey, imagine you see giant sack of meat (aka Dragon) flying above, what you gonna do? Hunt it, obviously.
With rocks.
That's only natural. So dragon's fault.
>>509242
there was so much salt, OP still in hospital cause of amount he witnessed.
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>>509242
Nah. Since its 107 undead with 20 ish alive fights to the death are pointless, unless we catch enemies and make them fight in it. It can be a morale booster. We have cages to keep them in.

>>509256
Yea. OP really needs to add more to his diet. Like sweet, thick and juicy despair.
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One... short...hourrr thpthpthp
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fuck, seems like bread will continue in a hour
I'm almost asleep already
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>>509201
Pretty sure no one knows about our underground citadel unless they stalk one of our own enough until he returns.

Which is the basis of my password protected door idea
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>>509337
I like the password idea for the secret entrance.

But I still want to make a holy barrier to outright deny evil around the citadel by either setting them on fire when passing through or shuting it down.

What do you think we should do this turn?
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>>509337
We can ask the dead gobbos and draggos. OP says they retain memories
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>>509352
You will need a password to get in (soon)

>>509342
Let's do both. We also need some kind of trap in case the humans are too dumb to guess the pasword and just decide to punch the door open. Let's make it a question

Question: "Who's a faget?"
Answer: "I'm a faget"
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>>509415
Let's make the password to get in the citadel a question*
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>>509415
Yeah we should be able to both at once one action and one culture.

That way if the jigs up we can quickly insta gib all undead and nerf humans necromancy near the citadel at the same time with the barrier.
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>>509201
Ironically enough I had already thought of that.

That's one of the reason I got enchantments

>Enchantments
>Magic stones
>Golems.
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ayy where my gobbos at?
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>dragons are so scared of humans they need to waste action on password bullshit
>implying we don't just force our way thru
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>>509433
>they think Meteor is an undead move.
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>>509441
more rockophobia in future, the better
also
>they think we won't be able to punch mountains in half eventually
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>>509445
Citadel means shiiit
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>>509448
it also looks like shit
another mini mountain with caves
"citadel" my ass. those fags have creativity of a chicken, obvioulsy
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>>509430
Hey gobbos, can you do your part with protecting the citadel and erect ballistas inside it at strategic spots? Lets make our place harder to crack than the elven forest.
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>>509458
They're not exactly ballistas, Dragos
Just bigger crossbows we called ballistas.
We need wood from the elves and we need to strap the balllista onto our wheels for actual ballistas.
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>>509460
Oh right then it was just described as bigger crossbows, do you think you can expand your trap making beyond just metal spikes stuck to the ground then?
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wait
isn't Dragon messiah a male?
Isn't that orgy of theirs shouldn't work out?
also - what a pathetic way out of situation
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>>509467
I'll need ideas from the other Gobbos on what to make.
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>>509484
Teach bronzeworking pls
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Also, did Boss Dragon die in the war?
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>>509488
Yup. He's Human Warchief Bossmount
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>>509486
I thought you didn't like bronze because it was useless compared to your scales.
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>>509492
OP never confirmed that. So he changed his tune
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>>509490
with an eyepatch
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>>509496
I can't see that being beneficial for skeletons
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>>509488
Yes, lets fix all our lost roles next turn and make a Theocracy led by the messia where everyone gets a job that used to exist and the rest are just paladins.

It should count as 1 culture thing since its technically one goverment type thing and we recover all the lost jobs.
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>>509499
+5 to being badass
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It's been 2 hours, OP is still not here.
I think all the salt killed him.
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>>509504
Prolly fell asleep. Someone get that asshole some bacon bits.
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>>509500
Our first priority should be setting up a new Broodmother and Boss Dragon

What's our next one?
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>>509508
I'll fall asleep soon too sadly, still in food coma after eating of 2 kg of manfood
good luck holding the fort if thread happens
grinding for meteor, try to get some tech from skellebros, mine metal from meteors and learn metallurgy sorta probably
try attacking trade routes instead of enemy home bases if you try to
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>>509517
Of course. Naturally. No suicide missions here.

And i will need good luck if im the only human again. That 5way battle was painful with afks.
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>>509524
>No suicide missions here.
well you can always try.
>And i will need good luck if im the only human again.
I'd really love to be in each thread, but they always happen in the middle of the night for some reason, civ ones (adventure were more normal time wise for me). If I'll wake up early will check out if thread is still going.
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>>509516
>>509500
Should we try scouting or mapping even further?
I'm curious about that Abyss we got a glimpse of
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>>509516
I intended that it would not only give us a government that encourages being less greedy but it would also reelect lost positions like the lookout, cultural dragon, and messia becomes the new boss as the new dragons are only basic tier and not cool like old boss dragon.

That way we only use one turn to do it all.
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>>509534
Abyss was just a joke m8
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>>509531
I understand. Adventure threads used to be more morning ish for me. Then randomly in the middle of the night. Now early afternoon while i work. Tricky NaP is
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>>509539
>Implying OP wouldn't use that to screw us over
Stop before you encourage them.
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>>509536
Sure we can do that, lets also buff the manlets numbers by finally giving them their long awaited imps

>>509539
We literally meme'd psychoElf in to reality, no one said we can make the Abyss real by actually looking for it.

Hopefully since the humans are next to it they'll try to scout it and get eaten
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>>509540
ways of mysterious OP creature are unknown and foggy
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>>509544
>Hopefully since the humans are next to it they'll try to scout it and get eaten
yeah, sure. >>505631
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>>509544
Last turn the manlets used and favor got freaky with the dragons and their getting imps this turn already.

I say we scout west of the gobbos old home after this turn is done.
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OP art thou kill?
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>>509551
Sure lets scout towards the northwestern corner of the map
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>>509561
OP said the update will be late
Not sure how late it'll be
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>>509540
Iraq reporting for duty, I'll be here as long as possible.
Can we attempt to create tools that assist during scouting and hunting , like eagle taming or tracking, and mapping the land, and assigned scouts.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>509597
>human
>scouting
Remember the last time that happened?

Oh and I'm rolling to curse you guys with bad rolls in scouting
Dragon curse best curse
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OP isn't kill confirmed

Yay?
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Okay I'm here now, who's still wants an update
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>>509692
And by that I mean where are dem recaps
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>>509696
Make a new thread, pleas. This is kill
BTW, any orcs?
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>>509597
We need to kill 115 more animals to appease Brock and get Meteor. Hunting we are already experts at. We dont even need to roll anymore.
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>>509696
Since I'm the only elf as of yet here are elven recap.

>Use enchanting on rocks to make magic stones

>Send the smiling one with 2 others to scout for cave systems we can mine.
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>>509700
breads can survive for over a week on /qst/
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>>509700
we still have a thousand posts to gooooo
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>>509696
Action: Send a scouting party to the North of the mountains led by King Gobbo.
Tech: Share bronzeworking with the dragons so they can enter the bronze age.
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>>509696
We wanted to do this I think

Make it so the citadel only has one entrance thats secret that has a password

Have the messia try to figure out how to focus his power to create a barrier that he can put up when needed which would set evil on fire or at least weaken it. It would envelope the citadel completely when turned on
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>>509702
what are we doing? more hunting and what
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>>509704
You ain't alone nigga. Turn is solid, though. What do we need magic stones for?
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>>509696
Ok, no more orcs on sight...
-Decree that military service for a year is obligatory for every orc.
-Build a training pit.
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>>509730
I'm not dead.
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>>509696
1st Action: After examining our battle loots, humans asked gobbo skellies about their weapons and armor. Gobbo skellies started teaching the process of smelting using the concept of rocks and fire that the barbarians already know.

2nd: War Chief hunts for fierce beasts to appease Brock. They bring trapped animals in cages to lure MORE beasties than normal.
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>>509728
Monsters made of dirt and rock that don't die unless you damage the magic core.

Plus we can use it to strengthen enchanted gear.
Probably.

So golems.
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>>509696
Cancel this, OP. >>509730
>>509735
What shall we do? We are pretty much warriors, so basically what we have to do is create weapons and train for combat.
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>>509737
Oh, nice. We could use them as builders or workers too. Maybe they'll give us an extra action for some things, since it's not the elves doing the job, but the golems.
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>>509736
thnx for showing up, I almost wanted to make a recap myself, and well, let's say my ideas aren't always that good :)
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>>509747
You try at least.

But i still think making a moat to repel a dragon attack was... 'silly', Billy
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>>509741
Action: Scouting party to the beast cave.
Culture: Orcs who have refined Orc-fu to the highest degree become Monks.
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>>509755
I like it.
Make the shaman their spiritual guide or something, magic will be useful.
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>>509754
im just here for bringing good rolls to the humans
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>>509763
That much, you do contribute. That's our Senpai!
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So what is the orcs' recap again?
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>>509797
Charisma
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>>509797
>>509755
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The humans asked the skeletons gained from the last battle for information . The manlet skeletons gave them knowledge of bronzeworking and general goblin tech secrets, but currently they don't have the resources to act on this.

And now, some more hunting
Roll 1d100
60-100: very fierce beasts
30-59: extremely fierce beasts
1-29: the fiercest beasts
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>>509828
OP can elven skele cast magic.

Or are they severed from it cause tree god?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>509828
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>>509831
Skeletons, when skeletonzied can only cast magic of the human tribe. No matter the skeleton source.

Dragon skeletons get their fire breath replaced by Necro Breath though
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>509828
okay
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You did it!
>>509834
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>>509828
Why are the humans obsessed with hunting our very very very distant cousins?
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>>509828
the goblin skeleton is so cute with his coat and the ears.
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>>509840
Hey. The first time was direwolves. Sneks and generic lizards was... coincidence. At least snakes are cool mounts.
>>509841
Daww. It is
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>>509834
ENCOUNTERED: Giant Bull(s)

Roll 1d100 to see how many
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>509848
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>>509848
>>509851
ONE GIANT BULL
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>>509851
Curse is real, boys.


>dying in laughter
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>>509851
>>509848
The best
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>509848
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>>509855
And many keks were had that day. I wonder if Brock accepts giant skulls
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>>509848
did I miss anything?
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>>509860
THANK YOU
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>>509863
Salt and more salt
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>>509863
ah good my it's just starting. Don't think I can play for long though. Hopefully 12 hours from now game is going again.
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Random question for the future, OP, would you consider allowing spectators like me to roll on behalf of absent tribes, to potentially avoid more "orc charisma" moments?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>509848
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>>509873
Yeah, I think earlier in the thread we had some spectator become Ork because we were severely lacking in Ork players
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>>509873
Perhaps, if the afk is too much.

Of course it's preferable that spectators join in a tribe but I can't force that
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>tfw curse is showing its effectiveness
I should start sprinkling salt during the curse bestowing ritual in order to increase its effectiveness
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>>509886
They don't join because they just want to watch the salt flow.
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>>509848
Op dis is my roll
>>509860
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>>509889
Shit rolls or not, your former Boss is now a mount.
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>>509860
Now roll 1d100 to fight them

Number of Giant Bulls 94 + Fierceness Factor 20 = 114 is the number to beat

Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15
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>>509889
Thanks for the curse, this is the first good roll I ever have
>>509860
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>509894
(c)ow shit
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>>509890
I can totally see this happen:
>dragons search underground with messiah for goodies
>get roll of 100
>find a salt mine
The salt will literally be endless
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>509894
Fuck you dragons
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>>509899
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>>509899
Barbarians just cant ever stop brutalizing innocent animals with high rolls.
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>>509899
We better punch them so hard that baby bulls come out and we punch them too and get all skulls
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>>509899
Oh shit what
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>>509899
Dayum son.
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>>509899
>>509901
YES, i ain't even rolling.
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>>509904
What if its male?

Can you punch them so hard their spine shoots our their anus impaling something?
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Dice God must be on vacation. Humans rolling a 1 and 100 at the same hunt... wow
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>>509899
Im scared you used all of your 'good roll' energy on this
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>>509911
see >>505649
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>>509911
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>>509911
He's either incredibly bored or incredibly high.

If its the latter, I blame Elf God
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>>509916
Hah. True.
>>509919
Knew it
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>>509919
Dice God... thats a mop. With your puke on it.
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>>509919
Go home dice god you're drunk.
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>>509922
You know you can always count on the elf god for the best kush, m8.
Also, who made that drawing? It looks dank.
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>>509927
One of the lurkers made it in the early threads, forgot his name but his legacy lives on
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>>509924
>>509925
"Shut up, you jsut can't understand our love! I curse you with bad rolls! I curse youuuuuuuu"
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>>509929
Around when we attacked your scout, right? Along with romance rocks.
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In other news the barbarians continued to show no mercy to innocent dangerous animals
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>>509932
Pretty sure its the thread after that
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>>509925
>>509931
And on this day the elves and lurkers got bad rolls by the God of Rollin'.

Eat your hearts out Dragons
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>>509931
"Dice god we're over here. You're talking to OP."
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>>509934
Badass.

See Draggos? This will be you. Huhuehue. Allllllll the hats!
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>>509934
I wonder how long it'll take until they murder all the animals on their side of the river
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>>509938
"FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU. YOU ALL ROLL 1d20 NOW!"
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>>509934
What would happen if the undead member of that race encountered the living one?

Since they regain their memories, surely the undead would rebel against an order to attack.
Maybe have the humans roll a 1d100 for undead loyalty and regain control to their wills?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>509944
If 20 dragon god becomes less jewish
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>509944
DICE GOD BLESS US GOBBOS
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>>509945
In the battle undead orcs already fought against living orcs with no trouble.

Even when not part of the humans undeads already fought against races they belonged to with no moral dilemas
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>509944
you can't make me
i'm not even part of the game technically but still
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>>509945
Retain knowledge. Not specifically memories.
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>>509946
>>509947
"IDIOTS. NOW ALL YOUR ROLLS WILL HAVE TO BE DONE WITH A d20 DICE WHILE RESULTS THRESHOLD ARE STILL IN THE HUNDREDS! AND THE---"

Dice God has passed out
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>509944
Smelting resources plz
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>509944
Shiiieeeet. Hope the curse dosen't come up.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>509944
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>>509955
Orcs are blessed this turn. Uh oh
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

wut
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>509944
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>>509952
Nows our chance to draw dicks on a gods face.
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>>509952
Dice+1d20
Wake up the dice god
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>509961
>>509952
Rolling for it!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509962
Fuck
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So yeah, any tribe who didn't reach 20 now has to roll a 1d20 instead of 1d100 anytime there's a roll needed. Food for thought.

In other news elves carved runes into stones and explored

Elves, roll 1d20
0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: Smiling Avatar +70; Dice God Drunken Fuckery - 20
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>509952
>>509963
rowling too, pls dice god wake up
(cant wake up)
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>>509966
nigga what the fuck
that means every tribe has roll a 1d20
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>>509970
Yes, Gods are like that
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>509966
OP comin' up with excuses for giving us debuffs. Pls.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509944
>>509952
DICE GOD COME ON WAKE UP
I'M GONNA ROLL A 20
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>>509971
but this is higher than 20 together :)
>>509957
>>509953
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>>509961
>>509972
Heresy

Elves and Dragons have their pop cut in half
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>509952
Wake up sleepyhead. Have some jerky and blood of my foes...
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
DICE GOD WAKE UP PLEASE
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>>509975
Emoticons are heresy

Humans have their numbers reduce to half too
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>>509976
>>509966
>>509979
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>509976
Wow, poor dragons..AND ROLLING FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION! Elf god, slap some medicinak herbs on the dice god! And save us from OP pls.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>509952
Oh Dice God. You want more beer?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
Please wake up, Dice God
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>>509983
Elf god tripped down the stairs on his way to the God Bar
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
Tequila maybe?

Want your mop back? Please! I want my population back.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>509952
Someone get this man a drink.
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Rolled 85, 48, 50, 2, 55, 60, 1, 93, 53, 16, 27, 67, 49, 55, 60, 29, 7, 21, 10, 54, 11, 28, 47, 4, 19 = 951 (25d100)

>>509979
ugh...I always talk with emoticons (who even uses that word) haven't u noticed?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>509952
Fine. We'll just take him to bed.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509976
DRAGON GOD GET DOWN THERE, ONLY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO JEW US OF POP
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>509988
Shit. Well, time to switch god.
Ayyylien god, help Dice God! And elf god too!
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>>509992
And that's why it' blasphemy, drunken dice god doesn't like that

>roll more than 1d20

Humans have lost their Brock Favour bonus
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>509992
Roll to Dice God, man!

>>509952
Brock!!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
COME ON DICE GOD
I'M GONNA KEEP ON ROLLING UNTIL I HIT 20
WAKE UP
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>509966
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509976
I offer thee a 100 camels from my land, have mercy
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>509997
okay....
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>509952
again
AGAIN
WAKE UP DICE GOD
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>>509997
>Humans have lost their Brock Favour bonus
I love dice god.
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>>509953
>>509977
>>509985
>>509989
>>509993
>>509998

My god man, put the dice down
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>509952
*cries uncontrollably *
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Rolled 19, 7, 19, 3, 6, 7, 20, 18, 5, 12, 18, 12, 16, 4, 5, 10, 3, 1, 13, 14 = 212 (20d20)

>>509966
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>509990
>2nd 19
I feel it, this time Orks will take back
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Wow, what the fuck is going on anymore?
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>>510008
ow god you shouldn't have done that
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>509952
this'll be the one
WAKE UP DICE GOD
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

Look at my 20

>>510011
We're rolling for 20s
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>510006
>>510007
I caaaaant
>>509952
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>509952
I'M ROLLING AGAIN
GOING FOR THAT 20
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>509952
Still rolling for Alien God help!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>509952
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>>510008
The elves found nothing
>>510000
BUt for rolling more than one dice, half their magic is gone
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>510015
well.... it has 2? Anyway, Ork brethrens I gotta jet I have classes right now and I can't afford to miss them. Hopefully someone holds down the fort.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>509952
Please wake up.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
MANLET POWER
COME ON
DICE GOD WAKE UP
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>>510000
Check those quads, mayne
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>510018
>>509952
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>>510022
OP you never said one at a time.

And stop this madness. Pls.


Dice gods already knocked out.
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This is how I get my kicks
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>509952
well, dice god
I believe in you this time
that and RNGesus
if you wake up, please bless us with rolls
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>509952
Ayylien god, do something!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510032
Please never stop fucking with us NaP.
Smiting Greg is still hilarious.
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>>510008
>>510013
>>510022
I told you...
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>509952
Here. Take the girl you thought you were flirting with.
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>>510030
>never said one at a time

Every post that has rolls all say "roll 1d[x]"
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>>510011
Dice god was drunk, then passed out, this led to the reduction of the dice,now we roll 1d20 for a 1d100 events.
Madness ensues.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>509952
where the rolls AT?
WHERE MY GOBBOS AT?
wheres dice god at?
WAKE UP
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>509952
Alien God, this is your chance. You shall become the new Dice God!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

One final roll before I leave
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510039
You degenerate! Roll 1d20!
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>>510032
Pls retcon and let us reroll.

You're stronger than dice god.

Pls OP.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>509952
KEEP ROLLING UNTIL WE GET A 20
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>510032
Rolling so the updates will continue as they normally do
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>509952
These odds are impossible
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Lets form a temporary coalition of Gods to stop this madness and Dice God's tyranny
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>>510046
>>510037
>>510020
This is the third 19 i get in a row! Alien God is fucking dank!
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Orcs that are the best ast Orc-fu are now called monks.

And now they scout the beast cave

ORcsss, roll 1d20
0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

>>510049
But all these (You)s are delicious
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>510044
I'll help goblin friends.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
better not expect anything in return
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510057
Try to get abducted . Take those anal probes.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>509952
okayy
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
SOMEONE GET A 20
IT'LL HAPPEN, I PROMISE
WE'LL WAKE UP THE DICE GOD
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>510059
I believe in the dice.
But they don't believe in me.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>510049
Put your trust in Ayyylien god, brother. He has given me three 19s in a row, when nobody else would have.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>510060
>>510061
>>510065
>>510066
how
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>10s in a row
What the fuck is this sorcery
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>510074
>>509952
oh fuck it happened
WE GOT A 20
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>510060
>>510061
>>510065
>>510066
>4 10s in a row...

Wat?


What?!?!?


>>509952
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>509952
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>>510074
BLESS YOU
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>509952
Inb4 we finish the entire quest rolling 1d20's and getting everyone killed.
>>510074
Oh wait nevermind.
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>>510074
You... you saved us, Senpai
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510074
DICE GOD WAKE UP
WE GOT A 20
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>>510074
A 20 that didn't reply to dice god

It floats in the wind, unnoticed
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>510092
okay>>509952
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>>510059
oh just reminded me. Our Orc Shaman is still alive right? I don't remember anyone saying that they'll include the Orc Shaman in the war. >>509201 Blood Bomb seems neat and we have the aMOOOnition for it
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>510074
Bless your weeaboo heart.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>509952
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>510092
It was all useless... Alien god will save us. i know he will.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510074
are you joking
>>510092
DIDN'T REPLY TO DICE GOD?
KEEP ROLLING
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>509952
This is a 20 loaned by Dragon God.

He expects payment. With interest.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>509952
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510074
Trying it
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>510059
oh shit rolling. Do we not have bonuses? We're fucked
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>510032
Rolling to have dice god bless us and retcon this.
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>>510070
In other news, The Orcs have awaken the sleeping beast, now it's cranky and hungry!


Roll 1d20 to escape
1-19: Whoops
20-100: Yay
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>>509952
Alien god, lord of the universe, grant your power to the dice god.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>509952
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET A 20 AND REPLY TO THE DICE GOD POST
>>510108
oh shit
OH SHIT
IT HAPPENED
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>>509894
Aww yes my balls are getting gobbled real nice
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>>509952
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>509952
Dice God answer me

am i a faget?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
I can do dis again
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>509952
Inb4 dragons fail to resist not opening the door.
>>510111
I am prepared to accept my fate.
Nice trips
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>>510109
rip

>>510108
Of course Human rolls 20

>>510111
WE'RE INVINCIBLE. FIGHT IT!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>509952
>>510108
WE GOT A 20
WAKE UP DICE GOD
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>509952
wake me up, cant wake up
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>510110
>>510022
Rolling again
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>>510108
YEEEEEEEEES, BARBARIANS SAVE THE DAY!!!!!
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>>510108
"Woah, what the shit ahppened? Who got a 20?"

>>510121
In other news 5 orcs were eaten
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>>510108
>>510111
There... i did it...

I want to pass out .


Can we have our stuff back? Did we win something? Or do i just huuuurt
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>509952
please
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>509952
Dragon god is coming for you dice god
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>510111
>
ah I didn't realize we were supposed to roll for what to do
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>510127
Rolling again.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>510132
DICE GOD
YOU PASSED OUT
WE HAD TO ROLL 20s when the THRESHOLD WAS IN THE HUNDREDS
please give us regular rolls back
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>>510132
DICE GOD YOU DICK. I hope Barbarian God beats you up for this
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>>510132
It was me o Awesome Partier Dice God.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>509952
kill me pls
>inb4 me rolling 20 and actually getting killed
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>510138
The rolls that never ends.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>510132
Don't worry dice god. You think about retconning, we'll do the rest.
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>>510144
Stop rolling. We won
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>>510132
The barbs did it
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>>510143
"Ah yes! Congrats humans, you ahve lifted the curse for your tribe! You no longer have to roll 1d20. Roll 1d21 instead. Goodnight."
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>510145
The dice my only friend.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

welp orks I'm going for reals this time. Good luck

>>510154
kek
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>510154
nigga
what the fuck
I just want regular rolls
come on dice god
stop messing up turns for us
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>510154
The best
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>510154
Alien god... KILL THIS NIGGA!
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>510154
Rolling to have Dragon God extort money from you like the jew he is
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>>510154
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>510154
sure!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>510154
DRAGON JESUS DO SOMETHING ABOUT DICE GOD
COME ON
WE'RE CALLING YOU IN
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>510154
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>>510163
Humans only, Jew
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>510154
JESUS PLEASE SAVE US
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>>510156
The suffering begins again.
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Now the golins ahve some new members in their tribe, kobolds and imps, thanks to dragon mating. DNA is all wack.

Oh and they gave dragons the knowledge of bronzeworking. If the dragons managed to use that knowledge to produce at least one bronze item themselves, they'll officially move into the bronze era with the gobs
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>510173
I forgot to roll in the end.
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>510154
Almighty God pls eat Dice God
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>>510154
This thread is always fun, and I love you for how you can make it so spontaneous, though I implore you to let us all return to normal rolls.

On other news the guy that tried to fight corruption in my country's Parliament was sacked and it is looking grim.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>510177
OH YEAH! Your hand was guided by the alien god, brother!
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>>510177
The d20 is my friend.
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>510177
And you didnt quote dice god. Dummy
>>510154
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>510177
>>510154
YOU FUCK
YOU FORGOT TO LINK IT TO DICE GOD
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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>>510177
>>510172
>>510168
>>510161
>>510159
>>510160
>>510158
>>510156
You niggers aren't rolling 1d21, lmao
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>510154

>>510188
You dumbass.
Only humans can roll 1d21
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>>510188
Only humans roll 1d21 dumbass
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>510154
All around me are a million faces...
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>510154
>>510189
good job orcs
let us gobbos take the stage now
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AND NOW, King Manlet I searches byond the mountains for stuff

Roll 1d20
0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

King Manlet bonus +10 Dice God Sleeping Fuckery -0 because manlets are fucked enough as is, let's show them some mercy

>>510189
Orcs can now also...roll 1d21
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>510197
nigga what the fuck
why can't we roll normal
dice god may be merciful but we're still rolling a 20 for a 100 roll
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>>510201
>>510197
RIP King manlet, may his heir survive longer
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>>510201
I know
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>>510197
>>510201
>>510204
ugh
I'm the only gobbo here
and the result is still the same no matter if I rolled a 20 or not
I'd only get the same stupid 1d21 like the other tribes did
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>510197
I think we just discovered what PsychoElf's mind is like.
>>510154
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>>510176
the goblins are getting cuter and cuter..
I want a kobold pet!
humans we should capture one
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>>510201
The goblins found a gaping gateway to hell. Demons have showed up and murderized the scouting party
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>>510218
Well now, sure is a good thing we have jesus and smite.
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>>510218
welp
Its time to elect a new gobbo
Its time for me to become KING KOBBO THE II otherwise known as King Manlet the II
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>510218
I have lost faith in life
>>510154
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>510154
May our new Kobolds lead us to victory
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>>510218
Op, I sense that you are attempting to murderize all of us, is there anything that we can do to appease you?
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>510154
trying to get this up
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>510154
Please awaken and be an asshole, but we need you sober
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>>510210
Sounds kinda gay. Do we need to kick you out?
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>>510222
Congrats elves, you can now also roll 1d21
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>>510218
I think you're killing your own thread OP.

Maybe the joke is too long?
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>510154
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>>510239
whoops wrong pic
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>>510239
GOBBOS
WE GOT A NEW TARGET
ANCIENT GOLEM STUCK IN UR MUM'S VAGINA
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>510239
>The Kingdom
>The Golem
>Lake Prollyhasamonsterinit
This is gonna get ugly fast.
>>510243
Oh boy spoilers
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>510239
>the kingdom
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>510241
We are 1d21 now
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>>510239
>The Kingdom
>The Great Lake
>Ancient Golem
OH BOY
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>510239
I honestly think people are leaving, OP.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>510239
Is that golem a gundam?

>>510154
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>>510239
You all saw nothing, that was cearly a joke post
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>>510239
Oh shit
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>>510239
Yeah, this is looking more and more like an attempt to kill your thread apparently. Gonna lurk until that blows over or something.
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>>510239
I think i preferred the Abyss
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>>510235
what no, totally I mean, ahum, goblin are getting more retarded, yes of course
um>>510239
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A KINGDOM TO CONQUER
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Dragons set up a password system for the citadel while the messiah meditates to unlock some shielding magics
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>510254
OP still hasn't posted a "wrong picture" about what lies south or west... Hmm...
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>>510258
Stop you fool! Thats the land of Death. Even the Messiah and Warchief combined wouldn't survive
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Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>510154
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>>510261
AND NOW

The Almighty remembered that there is supposed to be a world event now. Nobody post any recaps for Turn 30.5

He also noticed Dice God sleeping while radiating divine powers everywhere, cursing the mortals
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>>510258
>IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A KINGDOM TO CONQUER

Never Ever barbarians
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>>510259
Good luck getting past our state of the art password system now
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>510154
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>>510268
Almighty please retcon this shit!
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>>510268
"Better put him away until he wakes up"

Boop

All dices are now normal
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>>510262
um.. okay, then how about we go south..you know the old barbarian saying: a river that starts in a lake ends in an ocean...
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>>510272
hey dragos
you should work on making your first bronze thing next turn
otherwise you'll stay in the tribal stage
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>>510268
Yeah, almighty! We'll let you eat everyone as many times as you want if you retcon what happened since dice god got drunk!
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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>510154
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>>510281
Dice god got pissy cause we told him he was trying to bang a broom!
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>>510283
Yeah we'll do that and get some of that sweet bronze bonuses
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>>510282
A river that starts with a lake ends with rocks thrown at it.
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And now, the Almighty God checks his Wheel Of Events MkII

1: Divine Blessing
2: Kingdom attack
3: Magical Storm
4: Plague
5: Demon attack
6: Debuff
7: BLessing of Peoples
8: Free Magic
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>>510307
inb4 2
we all know its gonna happen
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>>510307
inb4 we luck out
We won't luck out
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>>510307
Oh ... oh no
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Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>510307
Wheelin' Dealin'
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>>510307
I'm scared about 2

I've heard lots of shit about this King from adventure thing, can anyone enlighten me?
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>>510325
Yessss
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>>510325
yaaaaas
>>
>>510325
Oh hey
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>>510325
OH SHIT FREE MAGIC
YEAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>>510325
Free magic bois!
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>>510325
Ayyy, free shit
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>>510325
Does this mean we get our magic back now?
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>>510326
He's the Final Boss that kills everything with his bare hands.

Barbarians especially. But he's not picky if it's elves, orcs, goblins or dragons
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>>510326
He killed the world and humiliated barbarians, killed eveyone else. Dead.

Nothing left. His soulless eyes. He puts Psycho Elf to shame.
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>>510326
Go read kingslayer in the previous threads it's good.
And the original
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>>510338
Guys I think we should band together in order to have the slightest chance of winning this.
A 5way alliance is needed.
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>>510352
You're probably the only human that feels that way.
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>>510325
And so the Almighty has decided to instruct each of the gods to give their mortals 1 free magic with.

Goblin god then took a small break from his permanent vacation and asked
"But Lord, the goblins have not worshipped for so long that their connection to the magical forces are basically non-existent. Even if they worship the dragon messiah, and by extension - the dragon god, their spirits may not be able to obtain magic"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>510354
HEY
WE BELIEVE IN THE MESSIAH
HE'S OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
COME ON
fuck you gobbo god, you're an asshole
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>>510357
"...and now they're all dickless"

"What was that?"

"Oh, nothing, Lord"
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>>510360
tall people are assholes, its proven
go back to vacation, gobbo god
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>>510353
They just need time, they'll realize that the kingdom is the real evil, and unless we band together we are doomed, maybe even afterwards, but we would stand a better chance.
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>>510360
If no one worships the Gobbo God. Then is he really a god?
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>>510371
>>510360
Oh shit
Shouldn't Gobbo god be erased from existence if no one worships him then?
OH SHIT
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>>510354
Nows our chance to jew dragon god with a really expensive spell

We want the ability to to be able to summon heavenly guardians made of pure holy energy from the heavens to help aid the dragons in their battle.
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>>510366
I am inclined to agree, but we can't meta. We need to discover it first.
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>>510361
"So what would you propose to help them in their magic ineptitude then?"

"Oh I was gonna say give them something tech based like a mech suit or something but now I think about it...fuck 'em."
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>>510376
Maybe THERE IS someone that worships him....
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>>510382
You gobbos fucked up.
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>>510382
The only thing we worship is our lord and savior, Dragon Jesus.
Go back to vacation, Gobbo God.
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>>510389
"All in favor of not giving the goblins anything say aye"

All gods: "Aye"
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>>510391
hopefully we can do something by getting a Kobold God in our next cultural action
Gobbo God is way too lazy
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Dragons, I think we should get resurrection.
We can resurrect whoever dies in battle and we can resurrect the human undead during battle
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>>510381
That why I said we need time, but I fear if we discover it, then it's already too late.

Also I'd love playing an Rpg with ya, you sound a lot of fun to have around.
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>>510398
On mobile, the agony is real.
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>>510398
Thanks. This Amerifat honored.
>>
I'm torn between Dakka magic or Fist magic for the orcs.
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>>510391
"Now on with the magic giving"

poof

The Humans now have: Bone Shaper - magically construct a building or creature from surrounding skeletons
The Elves now have: Summon Beasts - summon ghostly beasts to attack intruders, disapears after battle
The Orcs now have: Blood Rage - basically turns them into the Hulk, replaces Blood Buff
The Dragons now have: Healing Light - shoot out a beam to heal allies, all dragons can do this
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>>510415
>>510417
Ah well blood rage is good enough.
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>>510417
Skelegolem ftw
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>>510417
And now Turn 31, recaps where
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>>510396
This turn I say we set up the goverment I mentioned earlier that fixed all the role problems and we make something out of bronze like upgrading our clubs into bronze staffs so we get the color change and bronze bonus.
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>>510426
OP did we still lose all our magic cause dice god can't hold his liquor?
>>
Any other dragons reporting?

I suggest we improve Healing light with Messiah and aim for Resurrection it will be extremely helpful against undead.


Our second action can be to fill up the roles of those who died in the war. So we appoint a new Dragon Broodmother and give Messiah the title of Boss Dragon so he gets an extra +10 to all actins
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>>510398
>>510329

I suggest using the bones of all unrevived animals and smashed elves and use ONLY 1 Bull skull and make a protective skelegolem for our village. The undead elven skellies can make a Sombrero and the gobs can fashion it a moustache.

I call it... El Skelebool


2nd action hunt moar fierce beasts and get our meteor next turn.
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>>510437
Half, not all

Like wise barbs still lost their favour bonus
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>>510436
We can change our second action in >>510440 in to reforming the government. Let's change Boss Dragon in to Dragon King and have Messiah's family line be royalty. We're gonna go for a kingdom route now that Boss Dragon is dead
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>>510450
What?! Nooo. The salt...
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>>510442
>>510450
Get the favour first then the meteor.
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>>510454
I think you guys can buy it back for 1k skulls
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>>510426
Culture: Since King Manlet the II is a Kobold, he's willing to give the Gods another shot. Have him and our population start praying for a Kobold God.
Tech: Moleback Riding. Since Moles can dig underground as good as we can, we'll be able to surprise attacks from below if we can ride them. Make saddles for us Gobbos to use.
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>>510455
No point. The favor will probably be weaker since we lost it. Emoticons are the enemy.
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Pretty sure I'm the only orc still around after dicegod shenanigans.
>>510426
Action: Monks find inner zen while fighting and can launch a projection of their fist.
Action: I dunno. Develop proper tools?
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>>510450
Can we spend a turn telling tree god to beat dice god until he gives us our shit back?
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Room for More Dragons, >>510453 ?
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>>510458
>not worshipping messiah
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>>510453
We can do that for our culture since it'll still fill our empty roles. But lets not get resurrection yet and make just one tging out of bronze like staffs so we get the bronze +40 bonus gobbos have. Then next turn finish the messias meditations to finish getting the shielding magic.
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>>510468
Well, as proven by the magic giveaway, we didn't any magic
Paladin also said since hes a surrogate to the Dragon God, he'd have to ask the Dragon God each time we prayed
Sorry, Dragos
Think of the Kobold God as a cousin to the Dragon God
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>>510437
So we make golems with cultural, and explore with regular? Obviously, we'll send the smiling one.
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>>510466
Plenty. We only have 4 dragons around usually, max player size is 8 and there's 2 of us, 3 with you here right now.

Got any ideas to contribute, else we're going with my suggestion
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>>510464
Dice God has been moved to his Divine Dice Bedroom, nobody knows where that is
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>>510464
Or even better, use regular for golems and cultural to pray Elf god?
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>>510475
We lost our enchantment magic.

We don't have magic stones.
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>>510473
It's not like were fighting anyone yet so bronze equipment in battle isn't a priority.

I think OP wont allow us resurrection in one turn and we need to research it from Greater Healing light first.

We can do bronze next turn
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>>510477
Do Brock or the other Gods not know that Dice God fucked with peoples stat sheets?
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>>510484
You still ahve enchanted things. But without enchanement magic you can't make more and can't use the stones for anything
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>>510483
Why don't we use a culture to create a magic academy to research back all the stuff we lost and explore with a regular action?
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>>510476
Your Idea sounds good for the time.

Agreeing with >>510453 / >>510440
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>>510492
Oh they know, they're waiting til he wakes up so that they can beat him up
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>>510494
I think we could just pray to the elf god and ask him for our magic back. The accademy will take more turns, we should do that later. Also, i would prefer making golems, that way we won't have to send elves anywhere and won't risk losing them.
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>>510455
We also dont know how many skulls that would cost
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>>510497
Sending to OP

>>510426
First action: Have Messiah and Dragon Seer work on improving Healing Light with the aim of creating Resurrection magic

Second action: Reform the government in to a Kingdom in order to fill in the enpty roles left over by those that died in the war. A new Broodmother is apointed and Boss Dragon title is renamed in to Dragon King and bestowed to Messiah
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>>510499
OP can tree god give us back all our magic in one turn?
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>>510499
>>510514
Would it cost skulls to get our enchantment back? It kinda feels empty without Brock's trust and guidance.
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>>510514
Only 1 per turn
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>>510517
600 skulls for the old +45

1000 for +55

2000 for +75
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>>510508
Ypu heard OP it's one per turn.

And we losing them?
To what we're sending the smiling one.

At worst we get a total of 71.
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>>510517
Same here
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>>510523
I...i... have no words. Alright.

>>510526
Knowing this... Meteor first.
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>>510525
Should we attempt a second crusade?
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>>510525
I was talking about battle, but i guess that'll come later. Ok, let's explore
>>510523
OP, how much time will making the mage accademy take?
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>>510537
5000 skulls for +200
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>>510460
TOOLS?!
My Orc brethren's bodies are tools enough!
Action: get swole
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>>510546
2 turns since elves needs to find a bigger tree to go in
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>>510555
That sounds better than tools I guess.
So
Action: Monks find inner zen while fighting and can launch a projection of their fist.
Action: get swole
?
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>>510563
Agreed.
>>510426
linking
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>>510562
Better than 4 turns for our spells
>>510426
Elf turn:
Regular action: exploringwith The Smiling One
Cultural action: start working on a mage accademy where we may research our lost spells and discover more.
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>>510552
I see.... oh... OHHHH

>>510526
Meteor first... then decimate the wilderness with meteor... collect all the skulls in the land.
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Guys should we attempt a second crusade on the humans since they're weak without Brock's favour?
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>>510578
We need more buffs
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>>510562
Do fiercest skulls have a higher skull value?
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>>510583
Fiercest counts for 2 each. But only Fiercest
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>>510458
Mole back ridjng for sure.
But we either need to double down on dragon messiah or stick to being athiest. If we can get dragon gods favor maybe he'll kick goblin gods ass and get our dicks back
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I just came back. Can someone explain to me what has happened? Something about dice God and his lack of sobriety.
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>>510597
I think that was just a joke, little manlet
OP jokes around a lot, you know
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>>510601
That wasn't a joke
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>>510604
well, looks like our prayers will be answered soon
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>>510604
>>510601
>manlets this far in denial over their dick size
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>>510601
>>510604
Yup look at all thes laughing dickless goblins.
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>>510426
Humans use the bones of all unrevived animals and smashed elves and use ONLY the 1 Bull skull and make a protective skelegolem for our village. The undead elven skellies make a Sombrero like hat for it and gobs fashion a moustache for it. El Skelebool.

2nd: Warchief and Boss Skeledragon hunt the fiercest beasts possible. Snek mounts, spears, armor and shields are used. Murder everything in the wilderness that growls or hisses.
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Testing 4chan fuckery
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>>510609
All dragon god wants is treasure. Thats no problem for us cause were not big scaley jews
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>>510610
I mean, the "crossbreeding" process between gobs and dragons was actually
goblins jerked off into one (not that big) container to give to the dragon female.

Because dragons cannot be pleasured by tiny goblin penises.

Samething applied to the dragon male/goblin female process, but that is because the goblins would die if it wasn't done that way
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The humans used their new magic to create a giant skelegolem. They name it El Skelebool
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>>510664
Can he sing and play a guitar?
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>>510664
Don't let him get past our wall guys!
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>>510664
What happened to all the human and skeleton population?
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Hi everyone. What is my kin doing in this turn?
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AND NOW, EVEN MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY
Barbarians, Roll 1d100
60-100: very fierce beasts
30-59: extremely fierce beasts
1-29: the fiercest beasts

>>510667
Of course. But his secret passion is the trombone
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>>510673
Dice God cut it in half, remember
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>510676
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>>510676
Oh god. Humans are just keep on killing innocent violent animals and growing their undead army. They probably are the closest thing to antagonists now.
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>>510682
Wanna make a half-race?
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Did everyone go to sleep?
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>>510682
Guys, i got an idea. When humans raise the dead's bodies, we can raise their spirits! Make ghosts, wraiths, that kinda stuff. We already have the spell to call animal spirits, we can advance it and raise the spirits of the dead.
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>>510692
I think some might have left cause dice god shenanigans
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>>510689
Stop being gay.
The strength of an orc vs the strength of an elf doesn't match at all.
Seriously you can kill an entire elf village by yelling loud enough.
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>>510673
All races cut in half
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>>510696
Nice thinking.
>>510700
Magic and intelligence and stuff.
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>>510681
And the humans discovered...River Serpents, another cousin to the dragons.

Roll 1d100 to find how many you found

>>510692
Probably
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>>510692
Here in school
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>>510689
Don't get me wrong. Out of all the others Orcs are probably my favorite race since you're pretty neutral mainly because your AFK. However I still believe Elves are superior and shouldn't interbreed with others.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>510676
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>510709
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>510709
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>>510712
What are you studying anon?
>>510715
[spoilers]GOD DAMMIT MY SIS WAS HUNGRY OKAY?[spoilers/]
Sad. I thought we were BFF (with rights).
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>>510708
We already have the most important magic.
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>sleeping soundly
>having a dream when Hat guy tells me that I needed
>wake up - check the thread
>senpai fucked up everything
I always knew that /a/ was a mistake.
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>>510692
About to sleep just waiting on for our turn
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>>510727
uh, Operating Systems. The professor is having some trouble so I'm goofing off here.
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>>510741
Obviously two nukes weren't enough.
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>>510716
Rockman! You made it!
>>510741
Pretty much yes. And a random no name anon for starting Dice god shenanigans that conveniently never posted again.
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>>510727
Don't worry, we can make you honorary elves!
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>>510722
NOw go and murder these innocent defenseless reptiles

Roll 1d100

Number of Giant Bulls 95 + Fierceness Factor 20 = 115 is the number to beat

Bonuses: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5;
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>>510741
I guess this quest finds a way in to your dreams, huh?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>510758
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>>510758
Why did OP suddently become a sun-staring nigga?
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>>510758
literally unable to lose this now.
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>>510758
>Counting rock solids second roll and not ignoring it for his 59
>>510716
>>510722
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>>510765
Dont even need to roll tonight. You got this.
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>>510760
I had a dream once where I kept on rolling ones and that the OP turned out to be an admin and banned me for life. Granted this was for European Dragon Quest.
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>>510775
Rock Solid replied to wrong post. So... yea. OP always ignores misquotes.
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>>510775
I replied to wrong post initially, chicken brain
>>510776
don't leave
drones need you
they look up to you
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>>510775
first roll was for the Beast Fierceness though, not number of beasts so it checks
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>>510775
59 was the finding what kind of animal

>>510769
You saw nothing
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>>510783
Oh shit my bad, just saw it come right after his first one.
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>>510785
Okay fine. Ill stay. Do you like our golem?
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>>510765
And more innocent creatures are killed in the barbarian's evil quest for evil powers
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>>510776
okay, let me actually read the recap of what happened when I was sleeping
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>>510788
Suuuuuure
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The elves are establishing a school for elven mages to improve and re discover lost magics. Will be good next turn.
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>>510798
>And more innocent creatures are killed in the barbarian's evil quest for evil powers
prejudice is real
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Now, another expedition is made

Elves, roll 1d20
0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: Smiling Avatar +70;
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>>510822
OP Almighty undid dice God's BS.
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>>510822
Whoops, forgot pic
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>510822
See? Stop bitching elves. You cannot lose.

Rock curse.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>510822
Can we make it so we can roll 1d100's like normal?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>510822
We better find some good drugs
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>>510822
>roll 1d20
I thought we fixed this problem
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>>510824
But OP is above Almighty.
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>>510798
I swear one of these hunts will one day lead to humans entering the forest in pursuit of more animals
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>>510822
That was also a mistype, I meant 1d100
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>>510839
.... Sea Serpents, Bulls, Sneks, lizards, and dire wolves... all we find is animals... What are you talking about?
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>>510839
Mmmmm... Humans killing all the animals means no more animals were humans live. Then they'll be forced to venture to the mountains or forest. From a non-human perspective that's good.
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>>510830
Well... drugs it is... maybe.

>>510850
We only kill predatory and dangerous animals. We still have our jerky, chicken eggs and whatever
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>>510793
niiiice golem
will be useful, as well as overall magic
I guess that sorta negates Brock bonus being lost for time being
now we need Rock Gear
Anyway, we need to get ready for next turn I guess.
We already got more than 120 skulls, can we still get meteor spell?

>>510846
Is there a way to return Brock's favor? One nation can not be fucked over one heretic.
>>510850
with fierce animal gone - regular animals we use for jerky will be more plentiful
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>>510857
What if we start breeding a shit ton of rabbits or some other easily kill able creature? If I was a human I would be tempted to go into the forest if I could get hundreds of skulls from it.
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>>510830
And so the elves found...an acient elven artifact. Said to bestow any elf who uses it great magical powers and a high unobtained by any normal drug.

But to use it, they must sit on it.

With their legs and buttocks spread far apart to recieve the power
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>>510871
See >>510523
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>>510874
Only use this is the most extreme of cases. Also maybe give it to a female so it's less gay...
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>>510874
Give it to the priestess. Hue.
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>>510874
The smiling one...
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>>510872
Skulls of fierce animals only work.
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>>510877
oh, missed that.
gotcha
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>>510884
Bucks can be pretty fierce. Even Turkeys will fuck your shit up if your too stupid.
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>>510879
Oh no, it's also marked with the elven run for male. Only dude elves can gain its powers.

The ancient elves were pretty big on sexism, you see.
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>>510894
The smiling one.
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>>510884
600 is only one relatively real number, and even that looks like a stretch
we got lucky with last roll, even with that that means 6 more actions, or 3 more whole turns of only hunting.
during that we can get other bonuses instead.
>>510877
can we still get meteor spell via skulls or we need to return Brock's favor before that?
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>>510894
Technically speaking, OP, what bonus would having our ass destroyed give us?
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>>510899
We can still get Meteor. Brock isnt a Jew.
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>>510900
Another +30
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>>510906
Definitely the smiling one.
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>>510906
Go for it. The smiling one. He dosen't care.
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>>510909
>>510909
He's now officially the Gay One as well as your God as the Gay God since the Gay One is his avatar
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>>510874
>>510894
This reminds of an idea that Barbarian senpai suggested awhile ago. Along with race mixing he called for rock dildos to be given to all the barbarians. Why I don't know but apperantly NaP liked that idea.
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>>510909
>>510915
>Smiling One with a flat +100 bonus
Well elves aren't losing any rolls soon.
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>>510906
OP, will there be a way to study and replicate the artifact once we get the mage accademy done? Obviously removing the whole "stick it up your ass" thing
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>>510923
ONly when it applies to the elves
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>>510939
It's an ancient magical dildo artifact, so no.

BUt you can share it with another butt if you want.
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>>510947
so theoretically, every male elf can have a +30 Bonus if they all stick it up their asses?
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>>510950
If they keep it in there
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>>510915
>>510909
This guy now gives +100 to anything he participates in.

He also walks funny now
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>>510953
kek so the Smiling One has to keep it in his ass to keep the bonus?
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>>510958
-10 for wobbly?
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>>510962
Yeah

>>510963
Nah
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>>510965
Oh boy, OP sure likes dicks.
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>>510958
Salute to smiling one.

The sacrifice is real.
>>510972
Only when he's trying to use it on us.
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>>510965
OP if barbs learn meteor spell, will meteor stays on the ground after landing?
Basically - can we mine meteor which we summoned via meteor spell? For meteor metals
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>>510981
Yeah sure
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>>510976
All of this just shows our race's dedication to magic and knowledge. We'll even take it up the butt for more magic.
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The orcs got swole and punched the air until projections of their fists flew out
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>>510997
inb4 the projection of that fist knocks down a tree and kills psycho elf
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>>510986
lovely
>>510963
okay, turn proposition. Use existing skulls to get meteor spell, summon few nearby at conviently deserted place
then use knowledge of mini skelebros to mine meteor's metals and learn metallurgy.

after that grind for 600 skulls for Brock favor to be back, maybe. I still not down for that.
>>510986
is there other way to return Brock's favor in default state? Some difficult quest, killing ancient evil or something. Making other gods salty
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>>511000
With a +100 bonus to everything he does? Nah.
Nice trips, though
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>>511000
Nah.
These fists are made for punching meteors.
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>>511000
we're in the outskirts so there's not much elves here. Next turn we should consider travelling back to base. Though I feel like we should study blood magic to learn regeneration or explode someone from the inside
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>>511000
OH SHIT NIGGERS, BECAUSE THE ELVES AND ORCS LIVE TOGETHER NOW OE STRAY FIST FLEW AT A TREE THE SMILING ELF WAS STANDING UNDER

HE DIDN'T NOTICE IT SO HE'S NOT PART OF THE ROLL

Orcs and Elves, roll 1d100 against eachother
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>511000
You caused this.
>>511012
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>>511012
I knew that would happen eventually
>opens his stash of jerky
munch munch munch
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>511012
>Gobbo death glare
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>511012
OP YOU BITCH

>>511019
FUCKING MANLETS
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>>511004
I think summoning Brock, using meteor, collecting it and then smelting it is 4 turns
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>511012
Gobbo likes dicks more than ancient elves confirmed.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>511012
Sorry guys

I suggest that for next turn we should build a temple in a secluded spot of the woods so our monks can practice in peace. Then send our shaman and appoint him as High Priest to teach them how to communicate with spirits and stuff.
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>>511029
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>511029
Why.

Why would you roll?
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>>511029
Wait it's not bigger than ten so it should be a neutral.
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>>511031
I thought we can get meteor spell without getting favor back first
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>>511041
>>511036
w-was I not supposed to roll higher? Like a for controlled tree drop?
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>>511029
>orc faces when
I didn't think OP would literally do it
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>>511025
Munch munch munch
Go Orcs, shove MORE stuff up their ass.
Huehuehuehue
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>>511049
The higher your roll the better the chance our hero dies!

If he dies we sacrifice an orc to res him.
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>>511048
We have to take a turn to sacrifice the skulls and get Meteor.

In the future we have to take a turn and sacrifice more skulls to get Favor back.
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>>511027
88
>>511029
95

>Less than 10 difference

The fist hit a tree! It was a particularly large tree. And it fell on the Elf! But luckily his butt magic prevented it from killing him.

But now he's in a coma with all his bones broken and unable to participate for 7 turns

Blame the goblins
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>>511064
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>511064
can't we ask the Dragons to heal him?
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>>511064
OP likes dicks more than gobbos confirmed

Can we sacrifice an orc to make him heal faster?
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>>511064
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't laughing.
> his butt magic prevented it from killing him.
Time to practice fist artillery for fucking over humans from long range.
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>>511064
Bwahahahahahhaahaha
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>>511074
No

>>511070
I dunno, ask them
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>>511064
Dammit if this causes a civil war between the coalition king gobbo were throwing king manlet ll to the elves.
>>511070
Oh yeah just send him our way.
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>>511070
You have nothing that we want as payment
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>>511082
>Seriously contemplating dissolving the coalition.

>Going to hoard all our magic.

Ok.
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>>511082
Enchanting nigga and we reduce his coma in return.
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>>511082
You want us in the coalition? Heal our champion.
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>>511089
>>511082
>>511087
personally, we want more wood
give us more lumber
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>>511080
Our healings cost money. The demand must be high since its their champion.

>>511087
Enchanting, ice magic and water magic sounds like a reasonable price.

Buuutt since were allie in a coalitionnn...
I'll give you a 33% off offer and just demand enchantment and water magic
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>>511095
Get out we don't deal with gobbos.


We give dragons stuff not you.
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Seems that we are not really needed, you'll all kill yourselves without our help
>>511059
yeah, I agree that meteor is first priority
it's just getting favor back via grinding while riskless - it's boring
I wonder there is an other way
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>>511095
>Goblins thinking they have a say in this
The least you could do is build him a crutch
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>>511101
You're jewing us a bit too hard there m8.
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>>511101
Yes... lets offer this price to heal him
>>511095
You get no say in this because you caused this and were the ones doing the healing.
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Goblins crowned a new king. King Kobs I. With his crowning the goblins decided to reject the Dragon Messiah and worship a Kobold God instead. Dragon/Goblin relation may suffer a minues, but probably not.

Oh adn they made saddles for moles

>>511095
Goblins have no say in this as they don't have heals. And caused this. Blame them. Blame them.
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>>511107
You really expected them not being jews?
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>>511103
Dont even worry about favor right now. There is a champion transport that needs a good rockthrowing.


Learn Meteor from Brock. Use it on elves.
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>>511103
You guys should all kill yourselves accept for like 5 of you. Then you'll all be Skeletons n shiet which isn't bad.
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>>511107
I gave you a discount. You don't recognise good will when its given to you

Add in mud wall
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Orcs could practice blood magic for regenative purposes but I doubt that could help with broken bones and a coma
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>>511116
>taking advices from hippies, who eat their own corpses, have the strongest one being mad and with a butt plug, and also always high
lol nope
>>511115
how do we pinpoint the location?
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>>511116
Guys, we don't need them. We'll do it ourselves. We have healing herbs and potions, if shit is too bad we pray for healing magic.
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>>511124
Meteor is a large area spell. If we arnt perfect there is still radius.
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MEANWHILE, IN HEAVEN

"Alright, we need a new god, a Kobold God. Now how about one of you turn into a woman so you can start making one"

"What"
"What"
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>>511135
aw shit, it's happening
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>>511128
Your missing our my man, our healing skills are 100% holy and top quality. Guaranteed to work fast or your money back! Note after 5 minutes the purchase is non refundable.
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>>511128
I think we should leave the coalition.

I was thinking of ways to aid our allies but screw that.


>Turtle
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>>511128
Healing is under holy magic and elf god said only dragon god has holy magic

You can always take the offer of enchantment and water magic for heal though.

Its for the good of the entire coalition because it makes both of us stronger, no?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>511135
Rolling to see goblin god lose his dick
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>>511138
Remember, you're a jew. There's nothing top-quality about you.
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>>511135
You'd better make an imp god too, just in case someone decides to worship that.
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>>511142
Yeah, no, they're acting like assholes. We can only trust orcs, they're good. The turtle is strong within us, anyway.
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>>511147
Dont worry goy-er elf. We wont scam you. I swear on my mother who died in the winterlocaust.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>511135
Dragon God soon to be milf and give messiah child issues.
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>>511135
n-nani?
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>>511146
"actually, Gobs and Dragos, roll 1d100 to see which side has to become a wwoman for this event"
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>>511159
Your offer is already scamming me. Lower the price, then we may talk.
>>511135
OP, would the dragons heal our champion in 1 turn?
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>>511130
I wonder, can we cast like a shit ton of them or one huge one if we specify.

but anyway our turn then
1) use current skulls of fierce animals to learn meteor spell - basically summoning space rock to fall from sky on pinpoint location
2) attack if elves transport to dragons their faggot or 2) cast meteor spell nearby at deserted place and mine for metal.

or just attack the forest with all we got while they don't have their buffs, tho that means attacking elf and orc at the same time, I doubt we have bonuses enough.
tho we can just put a forest on fire.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>511163
NEVER, WE WILL DESTROY YOU GOBS IF YOU WIN
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>511135
Dragon God is obviously on top. The manlets are our bitch

>>511156
Its equivalent exchange. Unless too high to wrap your head around it, the deal is a very good offer. For dragon standards.

Its your loss to be without a champion for 7 turns you know
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>511163
ROLLING FOR DRAGON GODDESS WAIFU
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>>511163
lol as if gobbos would roll for their god
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>>511172
Depends on the Jew Roll
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>511163
Rolling again because I replied to the wrong post
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>>511146
>>511163
YO MANLET
ROLL AGAIN
LET'S GO
ANY GOBBOS ROLL TOO
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>>511173
maybe specify that the rock is suposed to fall moments after casting, or OP might troll you with a few years wait
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>>511172
Yea no they're natural Jews

It won't be one turn.


Let's just leave the coalition.

Form a team with the orcs.

>Turtle
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>>511188
yes
today especially we need to be as precise as possible
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>511163
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>>511173
Orcs have slightly bigger bonus from Hulk buff. But Elf half magic decreases their defense. Lets attack from a distance as suggested. Meteor and slingshots, we have more than 1 now.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>511163
Rolling for dragon woman

DRAGO- Dragon manlets. Finally. I'm crying tears of joy.
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>>511192
Agreed. Fuck them.
>>511176
We'll find a way. Elf god may give a hand, and we have tons of potions and herbs.
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>>511196
It didn't decrease our elven tree god magic defense perk.

It just wrecked our magic tree.
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>>511200
I will say one thing, if this happens you guys die.
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>>511200
>>511185
>>511163
>dragons in charge of not being bitches
COME ON
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOBLIN INVENTOR COMES WITH THE SAVE
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>>511192
>not taking a very good offer
Did the humans smash your brain in, goyim?

2 magic for 7 turns is very fair. If it were me I would charge for 4 magics, but since I'm nice it was 3 and because of alliance discount its 2. That's a 50% off!
You are asking for the moon with your demands

Dont forget you guys have your magic halved and your champ is very important to survive
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>>511186
Only one manlet roll left, manlets.

Are you sure you want to leave it this way?

If Gobbo God gets turned into a woman, all the dicks he took from you will also be gone and will never come back
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>>511209
>>511200
check it out, OP
we did it
we're the men in this relationship
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>511200
Wtf? Take his dick like he took ours
Rolling for lady goblin
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>>511200
>1 off from my roll
Delete this post faggot or I impale your manlet ass with my dick
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>>511212
It should be a tie as there needs to be a difference of 10 unless op disregards how he rolled for the entire quest.
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>>511209
Manlets lead by 1, OP
>>511200
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>511163
Kek
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>>511209
I didnt see this before i rolled
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>>511216
In attack rolls thats true
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>>511216
>>511216
>gods are futanari
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>>511207
You're probably gonna try to Jew us so it wouldn't be one turn anyway.

Also there is literally no reason to stay.

You're not adding to our defence bonus.

There's no tech or magic reason to stay.

I was seriously thinking of giving dragons free shit when we make cool stuff but yea. No.
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>>511207
You forgot about one thing: orcs.
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>>511217
"Hmmm, lead by 1. But not 10. It's a sort of draw. Perhaps I could stop fucking with mortals and jsut combine the 2 gods' DNA and cause no more grief.


Or I could just make them roll 1d100 again. Do it mortals. Roll 1d100 again"
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>>511196
Okay, then I'll be confirming turns as follows as soon post for recaps is posted.

Barbarian turn :
1st action - Using the hoard of skulls we got via battling with fierce beasts - use them on Brock's altar to gain a new spell - Meteor. It allows us to summon huge rocks to fall from sky at specific location we want them to fall. And it falls right after casting.

2nd action - Feeling suddenly a bit powerless as if our god turned back on us. We decided to blame it all on elves and attack their forest with meteors and fire spikey rocks via slingshots. Throw and cast as many as we can, using all POP at hand.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>511163
Oh shit
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>511234
AYY GOBBOS
WE'RE ON A WINNING STREAK
AGAIN!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>511234
Gobbocide if we lose
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>>511237
>>511234
rolling again because I Replied to the wrong fucking post
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>>511230
i swear it on dead boss dragon that if you accept the initial offer we woulsnt do any jew roll
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>511236
Yay. I agree. No rocks needed, but here ya go
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>>511244
God Dammi-
>>511243
Oh shit waddup
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>511234
>>511245
If you want I can swear it on Dragon God's name and may he eat me if I commence any jew rolls with the deal
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>511234
Whatever yee wish great and wondrous overlord. May we be entertaining to you.
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>>511241
Best prep your god for dragon gods BDC
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>511247
I felt lonely without rocks, here you go too
also maybe I should alter 2nd action a bit. while some will be throwing fire spikey rocks - instead of casting a lot of meteors - maybe we try to cast one HUGE ASS meteor instead?
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>>511214
HEY MANLET ROLL AGAIN
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>>511243
>>511251
"It seems the dragon god has the advantage"
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>>511256
Meteor rain means possible branches catching it again. BIG meteor means busted holy tree. Lets do it... while flinging rocks.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>511234
Hold up let me roll
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>>511231
Elves do you think the dragons will still try to Jew us.

Personally I think yes but I'm untrusting.
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So send at least 5 orcs to help carry the smiling one to the draggos and refining our spirit punches to the point where they can break a meteor?
I know we aint recappin yet I'm just trying to plan it out
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>>511260
well gobbos, it was fun while it lasted
I hope you dragons had fun too, we were just messing around
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>>511259
Manlets literally getting fucked
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Dragons should become girls like a whiny bitches they are.
>>511261
aye aye sir
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>>511265
If they help us defending the forest next turn, we'll give them a chance. If not, fuck them
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>>511265
I'm willng to swear on Dragon God's name not to commence a jew roll and he will eat me if I break it
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>>511277
your turns will happen after attack already
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>>511277
oh yeah Humies are gonna try chucking a rock at it again.
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>>511277
Your turns happen earlier so I'm willing to pitch in a friendship bonus of healing any other elves injured by the human attack for free instead
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>>511278
Don't swear that he'll eat you.

Swear that he'll take every dragons horde.
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>>511286
Dis hippy, doe
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>>511260
"Boop, congrats, you're a woman now. NOw go make the Kobold God, I don't have all day"

"Buuuuut Goooooooooood"

"Yeah! I can't fug that! I only have eyes for scaly women who are over 11 feet tall with huge wings and tail"

"Do it or you're both turned into mortals"

"oh okay"

The Kobold God will appear to the goblins next turn.

But this turn, all the goblins felt a collective spiritual pain in their nether regions, almost deadly.

Oh and their dicks will never come back. whoops

On a side not, Dragon Messiah is mad that his Dad is cheating on Mom
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>>511285
If the humans succeed, no elves will be injured. They'll just die. So, we want your help in defending.
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>>511286
Now that's asking too much
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>>511290
Dragons complain too much desu
We hated the gobbo god too
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>>511293
This shouldn't mean anything if you really don't plan to jew us.
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>>511291
It takes one turn to get there and your turns happen earlier so even if we send out dragons next turn we can't stop it

Oh and if you guys don't want the inevitable leftover giant mass of rock, the goblins will be interested in getting their hands on meteor rock
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>>511300
We'll just punch the falling bit of meteor until it breaks up into small enough chunks.
Easy solution.
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>>511300
We're going to keep the space rock.
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>>511300
We can always pull an elf/orc meeting and attack whilst you mine.
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>>511300
>>511290
OP, If the dragons send someone to help us defend, would they arrive in time for the attack or not?
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Now that's done. The Dragon Messiah has been promoted to Dragon King Messiah. And is now owrking to improve the healing light spell instead.

Also trying to cope with the fact his dad cheated on his mom
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>>511314
what happened? Weren't they 16 before?
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>>511307
what attack
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>>511319
they are metagaming
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>>511319
To help us defend our forest from the humie attack, i meant.
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>>511300
For this turn I say we keep working on the healing magic and also work on bronze staffs.
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>>511317
Dice God cut all populations in half.
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>>511317
Dice God cut it in half, forgot to update it in the last one
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>>511322
M E T A
E
T
A
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>>511322
Like you haven't.
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>>511325
What humie attack
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>>511328
Orcs didn't get cut either
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>>511329
We can't help you as our lookout apparently wasn't rechosen this turn so we wont know you're being attacked. So the only assistance we can provide is you bringing us your hero and paying up for a heal.
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>>511333
We didn't piss off dice god by rolling a 1d20 incorrectly.
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>>511333
See
>>509976
>>509979

Orcs didn't involve themselves in the initial heresy
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>>511326
Sure we can do that
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>>511322
you're planning to drop a meteor on an elven envoy who haven't even travelled yet, who's metagaming now?
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>>511331
>implying we need a reason to attack hippies
we are just coincidentally test firing meteor at your forest cause it's nice of a target.
so green and lush
but not enough fire
>>511332
soon
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>>511335
Firstly, you should come here and heal our hero. Carrying him to your place is too risky.
Secondly, your healing would take effect after the humie attack anyway, so you're useless.
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OH SHIT! i just got here, what happened to king gobbo?
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>>511297
So i think we should go explore to find the source of the river
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>>511335
Personally Inthink we should use the Divine Tree or a really tall tree as a sort of lookout post. That way we can metagame and have an excuse for it since Elves hawk hawklike vision.
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>>511341
that wasn't me. I only plan to burn your forest to the ground, honest.
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>>511347
Sorry goyim, we don't know ingame he's injured so I guess were just gonna stay home doing dragon stuff.
>>511350
Sure you can make a lookout but still no way yet to communicate to us.
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>>510218
>>511348

>>511349
You don't wanna go looking for Lake Prollyhasamonsterinit
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>>511331
>>511345
We wanna see Meteor's attack bonus in action. That's all. Pretty sure it'll fail. But its just so...so... SOOOOOO good to know.
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>>511353
Smoke signals maybe? Perhaps we could invent and lay a string from us to you.
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>>511348
>>511349
Ayy, its still me.
We just got a Kobbo in charge now, King Kobs the I
I think we should explore, but our rolls are kind of bad.
We should focus on upgrading the current King with bonuses so whenever we go on expeditions we get a bonus. Any ideas? I'll be down for going down the river or finding that ancient [redacted] golem thing
I think we should explore west, since that part of the map hasn't been explored.

Here's what we should do. We should tech up the King with some bonuses, or keep investing into the tech tree so we can get mathematics and other stuff.
We could do a double tech action, or upgrade the citadel this turn.
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>>511314
Shouldnt our broodmother getting to work now since winter is over?
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>>511363
Just grow a giant tree that looks like a middle finger
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>>511355
Who cares we dont have dicks anymore our species is ending
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>>511367
Kobbos will replace your race.
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>>511363
Fuck the dragons, we just gonna turtle it up, like elves always do.
Imma go to sleep now, so elves, be careful, don't trust the jews and don't fuck up.
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>>511350
So wait we're leaving the coalition right?

And being shut ins?
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>>511364
lets go and find the golem!! we need to advance shit and stuff, and a golem could prove great, and could help with war and with giant plans!
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>>511367
But kobolds and imps probably had their dicks halved instead of all gone since theyre half dragon.

Rename yourselves as the Dragonkin
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And now turn 32.

RECAPS

>>511365
She was about too, but then Dice God culled the pop so the breeding will start, again, next turn
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>>511376
>>511375
We're the Kobolds now, but we're still manlets at heart
ALL KOBBOS REPORT IN WITH YOUR NEW NAMES
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>>511367
You could just stop pissing off your god.
I mean he was gonna give you a mech.
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>>511379
Whoops, pic
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Also what are the results when dragons mated with kobolds and imps?

Lizardmen for kobolds and salamanders for imps?
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>>511380
ugh... fine.

I pass my knowledge down to my kobbo son and die in a pit of molten metal.
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>>511381
Ayy
Its Goddess Gobbo now
We worship Kobold God now, he'll give us something nice.
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>>511372
>>511373
I don't know. I'm too lost to understand our current relations with the Dragons. I just hope that we can keep our friendship and alliance with the Orcs. No race mixing though.
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Okay whatever Orcs are here we gotta plan.
So far I'm thinking.
Action: Send a handful of orcs to help the Smiling One get where ever they're taking him. If they aren't taking him anywhere just stand guard.
Action: Refine spirit fists to break meteors easier.
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Orks, I feel like we should improve our blood magic, maybe so we can explode bodies from the inside through blood boiling or regenerate ourselves using blood buffing
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My guy retires. No reason for him to die. He gives his knowledge to some Imp.

OP what bonuses do the Kobbos and Imps get?
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>>511383
Alright heres what we got

Keep up work on the healing spell upgrade to full blown resurrection

Using our new bronze working to make bronze staffs to focus our magic and to smash stuff
>>511393
Hey man were just being how dragons are, its you guys wanting to leave over an expensive offer.
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>>511393
You gay faggots have too much jewophobia from the last time we jewd you to accept a perfectly legitimately food offer
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>>511394
this is good too, we should try practicing throwing consecutive spirit fists. Also specify that we're practicing away from the elves
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>>511379
Alright Kobbos, here's what I think we should do.
We should build a temple to the Kobold god with help from our Chief Architect. This will give us a bunch of bonuses, we'll put it in the citadel of course.

We need a tech action since building a temple will be a regular action. Any ideas, Kobbos?
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>>511397
Both have a longer life expectancy than normal goblins.

Kobolds are better miners and Imps can breathe fire and fly, but only a lil bit
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>>511393
They basically don't do anything.

We tried to trade but we got jewed so we got next to nothing.
>>511398
Then this isn't an alliance.

We're not really helping each other that much.

You just want enchantment magic and water magic.

And you know we won't give it for free so you're ripping us off.
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>>511398
I'm going to sleep and I suport this.

We should try exploring west of the map next turn
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>>511379
>>511383

Barbarian turn :
1st action - Using the hoard of skulls we got via battling with fierce beasts - use them on Brock's altar to gain a new spell - Meteor. It allows us to summon huge rocks to fall from sky at specific location we want them to fall. And it falls right after casting. Can increase size of meteor by amount of casters.

2nd action - Feeling suddenly a bit powerless as if our god turned back on us. We decided to blame it all on elves and attack their forest with meteor spell and fire spikey rocks via our artillery slingshots. While half of POP is firing regular fire spikey rocks - use rest of POP to cast as one but as huge meteor as possible to fall in the center of the forest.
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>>511403
mathematics
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>>511394
Why should WE help the elves?
Was their fault for being puny bishounen homos.
I say we look into improving our boar mounts. Maybe with armor or breeding.
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>>511393
We should get back enchantment.

And make flint tools.

We're gonna need them.

>>511412
You're living in our forests

You can leave if you want.
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>>511409
oh, also this is what my son looks like (AKA me now)
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>>511402
>>511412
Because we're still bunking with them and in alliance.
Besides we gotta find a good way to fuck over humans and spirit fists seems to be our best option right now.
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>>511412
boar mounts aren't really much help against meteors and skelehordes. Oh and class just ended so I gotta find another place to leech internet off bye orks. Hopefully we resolve this without damaging our relations with elves
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>>511404
Whats the next evolution if we mix more dragon genes in?

We /eugenics/ now
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>>511405
Alright then bye, could have just refused our offer but instead you want to leave. We'll just be hanging out at our citadel then doing dragon stuff and being jewish paladins.
>>511412
Hey orcs, if you guys ever want feel free to crash at our place.
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>>511403
OHH! picture gives kobbo idea! We make basic construction tools (screwdrivers, hammers, all that jazz.)
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>>511416
Oh man if were doing character portraits i look like this now
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>>511420
What you said >>511384
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>>511421
we still need to be here since we're working on the road. And we can't risk the journey right now since humans have a fuckton of skellies
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>>511415
We should get our enchantments back, however we should increase our population which is at 7 right now.

>>511412
We fucking invited you when your population was at like 5 and the humans were going to kill everyone and ecspecially you.
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>>511412
They kinda saved you from us decimating what was left of you.
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>>511432
So enchantment and aphrodisiacs aided orgy?
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>>511430
I can see working on the road but the way to us is pretty skeleton free since you dont have to go near barbarians but instead just travel north. Your guys choice though if you want to go.
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>>511430
Well they did get their total population including skeles cut in half.

Also Orcs.
Final recap
Send 5 orcs to assist with the Smiling One
Refine Spirit Fist even further
Sound good?
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>>511441
Pretty much.
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>>511379
Action: Build a temple dedicated to the Kobold God with the help of the Chief Architect, or his successor if he had a Kobold/Imp son. With a new generation of Kobbos, we can trust in the new Kobbo God too.
Tech: Mathematics. We'll be dealing with numbers now. Since we've counted numbers with our calendar, its time to add, subtract, multiply and divide them. We'll be able to calculate trajectory with our crossbows and be more accurate.
>>511424
We've got that already. Bronze equipment, we'll be fine.
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>>511428
If we continue this path I can see having Dragonoids and Fire Drakes as the end result
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>>511440
>implying they will be at piece with drags and manlets
let them be,
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>>511379
1 Aphrodisiacs aided super orgy
2 Regain the lost art of enchantment.
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>>511417
We orcs are STRONGER and you want us back under the elves' thumb by giving them the one OP guy they had back?
I don't disagree that we need spirit fists, but we shouldn't waste an opportunity to better ourselves on helping an idiot who lost a fight with a tree.
When have the elves ever helped US?
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>>511460
You. Are. In. Their. Forest.


Elves, you call US dumb?
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>>511460
Nigga did you forget that they gave us drugs to help our orgies.
Nigga did you forget where you're bunking.
We owe them at least this.
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>>511460
We offered you shelter in our forest which has like +50 defense where as your camp in the northeast possessed no defense bonus at all and the humans could've easily have killed you.
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>>511460
should've embraced your god's will for battles instead of turtling.
>>511464
collaterial damage incoming. if not, Orcs can just murder elves while they ear distracted by our attack and take forest for themselves.
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>>511460
>Bows
>Let them in our forests.

And we have a ridiculous defence bonus so you'd be pretty safe here.
>>511464
Good point

You have rocks for brains

This orc doesn't have one.
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>>511465
>>511468
Fine.
But after this, we are even.
Let's not forget which of us has a higher combat bonus. (it's us)
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>>511474
No it's not.
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>>511474
Outside the forest.

You're in our home turf.
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>>511474
Nigga we lack combat bonuses.
This is why I've been pushing spirit fists and monks.
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>>511474
take forest for yourselves
do it
you really want to be even with those hippie faggots?
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>>511477
Outside of forest, it is. No smiling one cripples you
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>>511482
Maybe you guys should actually ask your god for a champion if you want to be stronger.
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>>511485
Yeah. That's something we probably need to fix soon.
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>>505116
Elf bonuses: +30 (shining one gone now) +15 +20 +5 +5 (one of which is orc mercs)
Orc bonuses: +5 +15 +5 +10 +6 +15 +5 +2 +5 +5 +12 +5 +10 +10

And that's before we had spirit fists.
>>511477
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>>511379
Final recap
Send 5 orcs to assist with the Smiling One
Refine Spirit Fist even further
>>511487
We just got Blood Rage.
And besides the one time we did go scouting we got stuck on 1d20s, we'll begin hunting next turn.
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>>511492
You're forgetting home turf advantage.

OP literally said our home turf bonus is around 90

It probably dropped 10 or 20 though.
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>>511497
There's only one way to find out for sure.
Do you have the grognaks?
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>>511504
If we need to we will.
But the question is.
Will you guys do it?
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>>511504
Let's just ask OP who has a higher bonus right now.
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>>511404
OP what is our bonus and what's the orcs.

In the forest of course.
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>>511505
Unlike sneaky elves, we orcs honor our contracts.
On our honor, we will not be the first aggressors.
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>>511511
Elves:
Enchanted composite bows +15; Magic +20; bird mounts +5; Orc mercs +5 (NO smiling)

With Smiling +100

Orcs:
Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants blood: +10, Boar mounts: +6; Big Chief One-Eye +15; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fist +5

After this turn Spirit Fists +10

Both currently inside elven forest +95 home turf

But -20 for losing the Forest Avatar
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>>511512
>says Orcs who tried to steal our eggs in the first thread.
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>>511516
So basically elfs will get destroyed if orcs decide to betray them with this bonus difference.
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>>511535
Yeah pretty much. But Orcs wouldn't do that now, would they?
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>>511535
yep but even so the dice god is a bitch and unpredictable as fuck so it could go either way
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>>511539
As far as I can tell it's only a fringe group of orcs supported by Humans who would want to do this.
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The humans gave Brock the skulls and as promised he gave them the meteor spell. The more barbarians join in to channel a casting, the stronger it is. Also the less barbs to physically fight head-on.
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>>511548
hm.. gotta grind skulls to exchange for actual humans next probably
9 is too little
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>511557
I say just embrace the skeleton lifestyle and convert the remaining humans into skeletons
rock throw to prove my Idea is good
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>>511557
>Daddy where do babies come from?
>Sacrificing the skulls of our hunt to Brock, where else?
>>511539
Please, we're not humans.
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>>511543
123-25=98 orcs almost can't lose. They would only need 2 for a tie if elves get 100, 12 for a for sure win. Correct me if my math is wrong.
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>>511568
>>Sacrificing the skulls of our hunt to Brock, where else?
it just works
>>511563
nah, future is in healthy combo
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>>511569
Did you think about our bonuses?


Orcs lead by 6 in bonuses.

If we get 100 they need 94
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And as a test run, they pooled together half the tribe to call down a meteor onto the elven forest.

The other half slung rocks at them.

Humans and Elves, and mayyyybe orcs, if they wish to help since they're also in the forest. But if the elf loses they won't be harmed since they're mostly on the edge and the meteor was aimed at the center, anyway, where was I, ah yes. Roll 1d100.

Bonues:
Humans: Extra large Meteor +85; Rockology +2; flaming spiky rocks +8
Elves: Home Turf +95; Magic +20; Lost the Forest Avatar -20
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>>511574
I'm not even sure if Barbarians have any females. I've only seen depictions of males and I don't quite recall humans raising their population the normal way.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>511588
Eh why not.
Do orcs get their bonus when we roll?
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>>511588
95 vs 95
so whoever rolls higher wins
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>>511587
You get -20 because avatar is in a coma, both of you get the +95 from home turf.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>511588
If we win have the divine tree shatter that rock and have us collect it.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>511588
>inb4 it's meteor 3 with EOT
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>>511593
Nah, no stakes for orcs so orcs can jsut roll for fun
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>511588
usually I have shit luck when rolling but lets see if dice god smiles
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>511588
>Barbarians are throwing a giant rock at the forest
>Again
whenyourewaitingforajoketoend.jpeg
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>>511599
But if we all die out won't the tree lose its defense buffs?
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>>511606
Yeah
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>511588
This is an anti-human roll, not a pro-elf one.
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>>511600
THE LEGENDS FROM FUTURE WERE TRUE
CANON IS BACK
>>511590
OP is just lazy to draw them, I'm sure.
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>>511610
>too lazy to draw them
You know me so well
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>>511600
Rip the divine tree, utterly destroyed by a meteor. Humans first ever victory against the elfs forest.
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>>511610
Half of those *were* females.
Barbarians are like elves.
You just can't tell.
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>>511611
>goes on a sketching spree and destroys half the world when someone calls him cheap
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>>511611
well duh
>>511614
3rd time is a charm
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>>511619
Roll for your tree.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>511626
Okay....
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Where's DokOrk?
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>>511619
>cheap
nobody said he is cheap
laziness is something which exist in every of us
I draw shit too, so I know the feel
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>>511630
He left.
Still it's 47 + 73 + bonuses vs. 80 + bonuses.
Depending on if OP counts orc rolls.
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>>511631
I feel like laziness and cheapness are intertwined.
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>>511464
missing your roll
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>511588
Rolling for amusement
>>511628
Its a shame that roll doesn't count
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>>511633
What I meant was highest from either Orc OR Elves, not Orcs and Elves.

If Orcs won it would have been an Super Orc Monk flyin gup into the air and punching the meteor out of the sky and beocming the new Orc Champ
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>>511637
>inb4 OP posts wat.png I featuring dice God as an asshole.
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>>511635
depends
if you are doing shit for free and your own amusement - you are allowed to be as lazy and cheap as possible, as long it satisfy yourself.
>>511637
amusement delivered
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>>511637
>>511638
Super dragon flies up in the air and blasts the meteor out of the sky ?
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>>511647
more like
>laughs on elves while adding to more fire
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>>511640
>Inb4 a meteor touching down wakes smiling one.
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SO no more Elf, Orc and Human rolls?
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Do Work I here and everyone else rolled.

Seems like.
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>>511653
we should be good to go, OP
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>>511658
DocOrk
Curse autocorrect.

Orcs may have indirectly killed elves.
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>>511653
RIP Elves... We will avenge you
Serves you well for not come into the fortress
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>>511651
I'm starting to feel a slight frustration with the orcs now. If they knocked out the smiling one who could've been here to aid us then that will be a major blunder. There's also that one who is threatening to chimp out.
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Notice how The barbarians were pretty much complete failures until they got the skellies on their side
Barbarians may be failures, but skellies are just have too high a potential powerlevel and you should all know that is you have been in OP's threads for a while,
and soon at this rate barbarians will be just be all skeletons and nothing will be able to stop them
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>>511638
Ahh.
Well I'm a little mad I got a fucking ten.
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>>511664
We'd probably lose everything if we left the forest.
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And the meteor crashed right down onto the divine tree. Killing it. And half the forest. Leaving a giant crater in the middle of the once lush green woods.

ANd half their pop is killed along with the priestess.

Now elves, roll 1d100 to see if your smiling one was in the wreckage or not

Needs >50 to have him be resting somewhere else and not in the center of the woods - ground zero for the meteor
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>511670
hey, we thrown rocks at dragon once and succeeded.
power is in combined force.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>511676
Dangit.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>511670
I still can't believe that that happened and so quickly. The undead were suppose to be a random event that effected and opposed everyone but the barbarians, with permission from OP, made the undead part of them.

>>511664
>>511673
We probably would've lost our gods favor for abandoning the tree and forest.
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>>511681
ANybody could have. Just that the barbarians were the only one who bothered asking their god for it.
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>>511676
>And the meteor crashed right down onto the divine tree. Killing it. And half the forest. Leaving a giant crater in the middle of the once lush green woods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg
PRAISE THE BROCK
>>511680
you can have your faggit
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>>511676
Nooooo! Not the priestess!

>>511682
Then what was the point of the undead?
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>>511681
>>511680
Dice god is still an asshole huh?
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>>511686
Random encounters and general annoyance
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>>511686
Global event to cause some death.
It became a superweapon.
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>>511682
unhuman races can't adapt to quickly changing situations
that's why they gone extinct
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>>511681
Well have fun in your post apocalyptic forest elves, it'll take ages to recover if barbarians dont assault you again.
>>511687
Bet the citadel is looking awfully lucrative now huh?
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>>511693
Wouldn't the meteor just cause a cave in?
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>>511693
>it'll take ages to recover if barbarians dont assault you again.
good idea actually.
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>>511687
Yes. We have less population then even the dragons.

>>511693
I'd be careful about letting others in your fortress. The orcs might "accidentally" knock out and force dragon messiah into a coma.
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>>511697
If they know where to aim
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>>511697
We planning on making shielding magic to protect the citadel elf, gotta keep our home safe you see.
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>>511697
that's pretty good idea too
you all have been very helpful
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>>511705
They could just cause a meteor swarm and wreck the stability.
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>>511680
And so like half of the forest have been turned into a wasteland devoid of life and the ability to sutain life.

THe barbarians' villainy knows no bounds
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I would say migrate southwest with the Smiling One as our Moses but I'm doubtful what that will entail. Namely map design and expansion
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>>511718
>villainy
that's called a righteous grudge against salty hippies who attacked us at least twice.
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>>511727
You've attacked us way more.
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>>511727
Okay we did try attacking that one time in a night raid but during the combined assualt it was reluctantly agreed upon. I was hesitant of sending Elves to attack you since I thought it might fail, which it did.
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>>511727
Nah, son... It's villainy... You started
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>>511730
>way more
only three times, and only one time someone on your side actually died (and you don't even know for sure if it was us)
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>>511718
I think the Barbarians should make our way to that hell Maw, perhaps we will be able to recruit Demons or satan or some shit add to our army
Any other Humans agree
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>>511736
shut up you manlet mutant
>>511733
alliances are bad for you
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>>511746
You rock heads do not know it exists yet.
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And now the elves, with the recent disaster fueling them, conducted an emergency orgy. Some elves will grow next turn. They also regained their enchantment magic. Mostly due to how mad the humans made them
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>>511746
You're going to have to go through two major obstacles which are Mountains and Dragons. Plus I think the Demons would just murderfuck you like they did to the goblins.
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>>511749
Then we must discover it, then the demons can be recruited
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>>511753
I think we should leave this forest grab some seeds and set up another one elsewhere.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>511746
way too far away, and it comes near manlets and dragons which will attack us while we'll pass by
also >>511749 chicken brain is right for once

also no, we don't need more races, we are alright with skellebros atm
just need to get human population bigger to create natural POP grow, so that means moref fierce animal battle.
tho we always can attack elves right now with golem and shit, smiley one will be a problem tho.

>>511752
OP how big is our bone golem bonus?
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>>511736
>>511660
hey guys, crazy idea, we go to the hells maw with the dragons, and go "hey lucifer, we look like your slackies, mind sending some things to rain hell on those barbarians, and maby giving us some imps (more pop)"
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>>511763
Agreed. Flee to the south west and carry with us seeds of the forest. It also wouldn't be a bad idea to appoint a new priestess.

>>511765
Then how come you want to take all the technology and magic from other races?
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>>511768
I really think that's a bad idea... They'll kill us for sure... But fuck it, why not?
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>>511768
>>511774
Imps only, no dragons
We've gotta blend in and be sneaky like
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>>511765
25
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>>511768
Hey you guys can get murder fucked by demons, were just gonna stay home and try to figure out ways so we dont get blown up.
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>>511774
i like you!
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>>511771
>Then how come you want to take all the technology and magic from other races?
those are useful, and easier to get.
to add other NPC race in POP we need either to enslave them or somehow make an agreement with them via magic or something. Both are way more work than just learning tech from your skellies.
>>511779
gotcha, thank you
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>>511752
The Orcs sent some...Orcs to help with the elves, they'll proabbly need it now that the barbarians fucked em up so much.

Oh and they trained their Fists to punch out rapidly and not one at a time
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>>511789
Fucking perfect.
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>>511718
Did any Orcs die and does the forest have any defense bonus like the wall?
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>>511789
They have developed Stands

ORAORAORAORAORAORA
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>>511793
Orcs didn't die and the defensive bonus has been reduced to 47
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>>511793
We weren't camping near the tree.
>>511796
That was the plan the whole time.
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The manlets have officially chose the new Kobold God as their official God.

They also developed math
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>>511802
How do the other gods fair to the new god?
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>>511802
What kind of bonuses do we get in addition to bronze equipment now?
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>>511811
Probably gets bullyed for being a manlet and because his moms a transvestite goblin god.
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>>511802
Hey Gobbos, for the next action how about we send an envoy to parley with the demons, also, can we have sum tech magiks?
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>>511816
Imps only, little Gobbo.
Otherwise they'll murder us on sight.
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>>511818
>inb4 the imps get molested by Death who mistakes them for demons
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>>511824
>mistakes
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>>511802
Where's our temple, boss?
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>>511832
Maybe it'll take like 2 turns to build
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>>511811
"Hmmmm....this new "God" looks suspiciously feminine. Possibly a woman, must investigate further. And by investigate I mean fug. And by further I mean her(?)"

"I will eat your face"
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>>511034
Sounds good. We're the only race that hasn't really invested in infrastructure.
"High Priest" sounds lame though. And too similar to the deceased elven High Priestess. I suggest we appoint him as Voodoo Master.
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>>511834
Uh yeah,...this
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>>511841
Stand Master
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>>511843
Does this turn count then? Will we get it next turn?
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>>511843
So next turn we will have our temple fully erect
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>>511845
>>511846
Yes
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The dragons made bronze staves, officially moving them into the bronze era (with help from the manlets)

The Dragon King Messiah continued to work on the Resurrection spell, buth the recent news of his Dad's infidelity has left him distraught
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In other news, turn 33 has begun.


Gimme dose recaps
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>>511864
So gobbos? Send an envoy of imps to parley with the demons and?
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Are there any orcs left or do I just get to ruin everything unchecked.
Potential Recap
Action: Scout south of the forest
Action: Tournament
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>>511864
Elves fuck off and grab some seeds and shit to build a new forest farther west(really far since we can fly)

Once we get there use our enchantment magic to set up a ward around the place.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

I propose that the barbarians throw another Meteor at the elves.
This time we use all the tribe to cast the spell
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>>511867
No, an envoy of kobbo's to parley with the imps,

tech: advanced mathamatics
Action:breed

That alright with you all??
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>>511856
Continue the Work on the Resurrection spell.

Continue to advance Bronze work, Refining the Helmets and Beginning to create Genuine Armor Pieces.
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>>511864
OP if we flee can it take effect before the humans attack?
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>>511882
I'll allow it this time since humans don't really know where the rest of the elves are
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>>511878
Dont just link a recap when other dragons are still here man, lets not do bronze working and have the whole dragon tribe excluding the messia look at the messias research on shield magic and get that ready so we dont get blown up instead of bronze working more. We can also do resurrection research while doing this.
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>>511876
Fine by me, mate
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

oh, hey, new turn. I thought that'd be it for today

>>511871
hmm. well we can do that I suppose. what can possibly go wrong, otherwise they'll held a grudge anyway, can't give them time to regroup
attacking head on with smiling ones there is still bad, right now (if I counted right) bonuses are 160 human vs 145 elves. - we can win open battle but attacking forest will be tricky
what do for second action?
call down some smaller rocks to get metal out of them to learn metallurgy?
or fight fierce animals to use skulls to gain population?
exploring/traveling will be a waste of time
we can always attack after second throw tho
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>>511882
>>511886
Wouldn't the Humans have to go through the Orcs first since they still dwell in the eastern edge of the forest and we're fleeing west?
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>>511882
YO elves! move in with all of us!!
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>>511891
They're just gonna nuke the forest.
And besides right now it's not exactly the best place to stay.
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>>511886
so basically elves are immune this turn for us?
>>511871
cast meteor on dragon's mountains? or gobbo caves?
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>>511898
You would first have to ask your skeles where we live rock head.
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>>511891
So no more alliances.
>>511893
Sorry we're not accepting any alliances at this moment
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>>511889
I say population, with more population we can call down bigger meteors
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>>511897
I know but it still has a +47 defense which is better then nothing.
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>>511864
>>511876
>>511867
Ayy gobbos, advanced mathematics we can do later. We've gotta reinforce our base.

Action: Send an envoy of imps towards the hell maw to negotiate. We'll blend in because imps look like demons and sheeeeit.
Tech: Have the Chief Architect upgrade our architecture. This means reinforcing the citadel with stronger pillars and making it not look like a bunch of cones into the sky. Have the design be like those rounder ones that the Romans have. We classical now. Columns, arches, domes and lintels.
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>>511887
Figured you guys would Intervene with a Recap. But I'd rather have done something in that time than have waster a turn, ya'know? You guys usually turn in round now.

>>511856
Disregarding >>511878, going with >>511887 .
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>>511898
Basically

>>511903
Note that a new forest will start with the base +25 home turf bonus so you'll have to build up defenses again. But the humans (and everybody else) will have to scout to find it.
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>>511903
But the meteor would be 80
We'd get wrecked
If we move they won't know where we are and we can grow in peace.
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>>511900
hey, you are real helpful, you know?
>>511902
Sure, you threw a bigger rock anyway, you decide turn cause no one else seems to be around.
But we can't seem attack elves right now cause they'll just flee. Cast meteor in general direction of the dragons/gobbos?
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>>511903
Yeah but if you just pack up some seeds and leave you won't have to worry about it.
While I gotta debate on where to send these orcs.
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>>511905
Alright then, I can see why you thought we were gone since everyone else left. I'm usually here the whole thread as it starts in the morning in my time zone.
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>>511904
>rounder ones
lel
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>>511912
you forgot the ridges and veins, OP
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>>511909
I would advise you to go to the Dragon/Goblin citadel. I suggested Orcs go to the forest because then the alliances forces would've been more spread out between the two but that doesn't matter anymore. Just don't knock out Dragon messiah by accident.
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>>511911
Got It.
I'l save shitty suggestions for when Dragons go a good 30+ mins after Recap post.
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>>511915
YOu haven't built outside walkways yet so I can't add them
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>>511902
also to get the POP we need 2 actions. One is to get the skulls, other is to use those skulls. I doubt it'll be allowed to do in one action. So POP grow will be next turn if we throw meteor this turn
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>>511915
we going roman on this bitch?
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>>511916
But humans know where we leave.

We won't get along anyways

Plus it'll be extremely hard to start a forest on rocky mountains.

It'll be safer if we leave.
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>>511916
A manlet caused that.
I'm debating on sending them south but northward makes more sense.
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>>511922
You could make one of those sick looking underground jungle things.
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-Pray our god for the revival of the wasteland.
-Building a temple for our monks in a peaceful place in the woods.
-Sending our shaman to the temple so he teaches then how to talk with spirits and stuff.
-Sending One Eye to the temple for a HARD-FUCKING-CORE training session of Orc Fu and spirit things.
-Pottery.
-Armored mounts.
-Tame direwolves.
-Double the troops training and recruiting.
-Palisade.
-Command the chieftains to become training masters and army commander.
-Create fitting bows for our size.
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>>511918
oh crap
we'll do that then
we've gotta make our homes as phallic as possible
the shrooms were the first step
>>511920
ye, we going roman
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>>511908
I think we should keep pressure on the elves, we pretty much have them on the run so why stop now.
actually maybe we should throw the meteor at their orc bodyguards instead that sounds like a better idea
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Oh, moving to the mountains sounds like a good idea.
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>>511926
>>511935
We gotta fucking move.
Because humans are going to nuke the forest.
I don't think we have the forest bonus if we stay.
I'd love to send the meteor flying back to the humans though.
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>>511927
Clay bricks, men, they're stronger than rocks
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>>511922
We're just going to get far away from all the other stuff. Form a new forest stronghold and eventually make a comeback. We're like the Jews fleeing Egypt combined with Nazi's racial superiority and how we were stabbed in the back by inferior manlets.
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Forgot to mention, it's time for One Eye to step down from chief position and join the tournament.

If he wins he keeps being Big Chief. If he doesn't a new one will
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>>511927
We should (After this turn) create an entire section for "unnatural" stuff, where wizards and alchemists and others go to discuss whatever.
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>>511936
Ok, let's settle things.
How about talking to god and run off to the mountains?
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Now I'm afraid that Barbarians are just going to spam ass-steroids
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>>511940
If we stay in the forest do we get any bonuses for the area for the roll against the meteor?
That tournament is gonna have to be put on hold.
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>>511940
Then tournament and get out of the forest. Any orcs with me?
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>>511931
Why not, they are getting too buff lately anyway.
but about elves - see >>511906 - we can't do anything about them this turn. if we just go and attack - they'll use their forest buff or leave, seems like a waste. So yeah. smash dem orcs.

so our actions
1) use all our POP to cast a meteor on the orc camp located in the forest.
2) hunt fierce beasts to gain skulls for Brock. To get more human POP next turn.
or as second action we can go with golem and such to attack orcs head to head

is that ok with you?
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>>511946
Well yeah, the aforementioned +47

If the forest survives.
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>>511946
you don't have any forest magic, so I doubt
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>>511948
Well, first getting out and THEN tournament.
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>>511949
that sounds good, throw another meteor+ murderize more animals is a safe combination
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>>511950
All I needed to hear.
>>511948
>>511955
We got five orcs with the elves.
You feelin pretty ballsy today?
Action: Tournament
Action: Pray to Orc God for support
Alternate action 2: Pray to Orc God to drop off some orcs at the group of five with the elves.
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>>511950
I thought that forest defense bonus when attacking on foot, not against meteor
do they get defense forest bonus similar what elves got?
>>511957
gotcha, confirm turn in a minute
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>>511960
Anybody who stays in that forest gets that bonus from anything because the forest is inherently magical
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>>511959
Are you trying to have a small contingency in case the humans mess you up?

In all honesty I'm not sure we want more orcs with us.
>>511961
Can we have tree god drain the magic when his avatar wakes up?
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>>511965
It's all coincidental.
But I'm feeling like countering a fucking meteor.
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>>511965
Yeah, but that's like 6 turns from now
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>>511864
Barbarian turn:

1st action: Overjoyed over success of first meteor attack, we decided to see what happens if we cast even BIGGER meteor on the orc camp which located in the rest half of the forest. FOR SCIENCE you see.
So yeah, we use all our POP to cast a massive meteor to fall on the orc camp.

2nd action: Looking for fierce beasts to battle with and kill to gain their skulls for later use on Brock's altar.

>>511961
gotcha
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orcs and elves should mate to create halforcs!!
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>>511975
>Mate
>Knocked out our avatar.
Never

I already have a voice saying don't let the orcs come they'll fuck everything up.
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>>511950
>>511955
>>511959
No need to leave. Our own bonuses as well as the forest bonus is more than enough to ward off the puny humans.
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Blacroc you here still?
We gotta decide on this shit.
I'm all for prepping to punch that meteor right back into the humans.
>>511977
You already have 5 orcs with you helping you.
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>>511975
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>>511980
Inb4 you guys pull it off and one punch orc is born
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>>511979
Alright so assuming Blacroc is gone.
Action: Pray to Orc God
Action: Punch
Sound good?
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>>511980
Pray and punch. The tournament can wait. We have a tribe to save.
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>>511987
>one punch orc
Yessssssssssssssssss
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>>511992
>Action: Pray to Orc God
isn't your god values only battle?
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>>511992
>>511993
>>511994
Alright we're on the same page.
Let me make this proper and link it.
Action: Pray to Orc God
Action: Punch that fucking meteor
>>511864
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Now where the ass are those dragons
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>>512008
>>511987
seems around here.
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>>512008
Heres our recap

Have the messia keep working on the resurrection spell and tell him to man up regarding his cheating dad

Have the whole dragon tribe excluding the messia use the messias notes from his shield spell research for the citadel and work from there to get it working
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>>511987
Hey you, where's your recap?
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Let's go then, the humans called down another meteor, a bigger one this time, aiming at the remaining parts of the forest. Which is where the orcs are stationed.

Humans n Orcs! Roll 1d100

Humans bonuses: Full Power Meteor +100
Orcs Bonuses: Magical Forest Turf +47; Blood Rage +22; Spirit Fists +10; Berserk +5; Orc God wants blood +10
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>512035
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>>512041
kinda mediocre rolls today.
>>511957
back me up
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>512035
No words
Only dice
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>512035
ONE PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
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>>512050
Oh snap
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>>512050
Dayum son
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>>512050
>>512035
OH FUCK THE ORCS ARE PUNCHING THAT METEOR BACK
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>>512050
Not bad
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>>512050
Damn son.
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>>512050
One punch orc confirmed
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>512035
fuck went to shit is it too late
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>>512053
op... i believe you know what you must draw now...


ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!
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>>512050
HUMANS BTFO THE ORCS HAVE FOUND THEIR CHAMPION
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>512035
Rollan just in case, but Sage already saved our ass.
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>>512050
welp
seen that coming
Orcs are only enemy we acknowledge as rivals
>>512062
yeah, seems like they won 171 we vs 192 they
oh well, can't be winners forever.
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>>512050
DUDE, your new name should be orc saitama
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>>512068
Didn't you flee from them during battle one time because they were just staring at you?
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I bet it was One Eye. Or a monk.
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>>512073
We just get to sit back and watch the fireworks
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>>512072
we rerolled that later on
cause BusinessOrc had balls to take us on
they are alright guys
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>>512071
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCYNH1EJTg
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>>512073
Purely aethestics reason, who was it that punched the meteor, shattering it into harmless pieces with one punch?

One Eye or some random Orc Monk?
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>>512050
Launch that meteor back from where it came
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>512080
Roll for it?
1-5 One eye
6-10 Monk
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Oh man. I assume this meteor is going to absolutely crush what beaver it hits which means the humans can't revive the dead.
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>>512050 (<this guy)
>>512086
>>512080
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>>512080
One Eye got the credit. But we all know who it REALLY was.
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>>512087
we still can use shattered bones for something
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>>512087
ever*
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And so the meteor was a complete failure
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>>512097
I'M NUUUUUUUUCLEAR
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ONE EYE
HERO
CHIEF
BADASS
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>>512097
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
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>>512097
eh, not really.
it resulted in awesomeness, that's what counts the most
If it's just killed orcs that would be lame.
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>>512097
The face of the saviour of the orc race... The crude stare of death
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I gotta go eat lunch, be back in 15, or 30, isn't clear. Pls hold
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>>512097
god damn orcs
you did well
>>512114
come back soon, OP
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>>512114
Can we all agree the gods, including the orc god, shit themselves...
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>>512114
Nah, it's late in here. I'm off to sleep.
To all orcs, consider the following:
>>511926
Plus attempting to connect with the forest, elvish style.
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>>512114
See you in a bit.
Gee this'll be fun to look back on in the archive.
Loading all two thousand pages.
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Is Hippy still here? I think that once we find a suitable place to settle we should research illusionary magic. We might be able to cast a spell and cloak the whole forest so that way the humans won't easily find us and launch a meteor on us.
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Can someone write this all into a book!? like, fucking, a story!

ill read the shit out of it, and put in the ops pics!
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>>512114
Finally get back to a thread and this is what happens? Well done!
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>>512121
I'm down for that.

Turn the forest invisible and stuff.
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>>512121
We should probably have the five orcs teach you berserker.
Since I mean it's the perfect time, you're fucking pissed.
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>>512127
Or blood magic they can infuse with the trees.
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>>512127
Or give the trees our blood magic and make orc trees
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I now kinda want to see head to head orc vs human battle.
If we make cease fire with orcs, can we participate in your tournament?
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So, recap
orcs got saitama
Dragons got the messiah
Elfs got.... him....


humans and gobbos are getting fucked, sure gobbos got a king, but how is a little manlet going to stop fucking gods!?
Prediction, one of the humans is going to turn into a sentient skeleton, crack puns all the time, and be the secret final badass out of all the humans, while gobbos.... fins some way to make their champion...
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>>512145
>humans are getting fucked
>deflected one attack
>fucked
manlet plz
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>>512145
I'm pretty sure that the humans have a champion of of their God or something. I think it has something to do with a crown or something.
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>>512152
fuck, right...

so us manlets are getting fucked....

>>512148
Thats not what i meant and you know it.
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>>512117
>>512133
I'm all for orc trees.
Also temple.
Forget the wasteland, this forest is p. dank.
Pottery isn't gonna work since Orc god only allows tech for warfare purposes.

Action : Build temple
Action : Infuse forest with Orc Blood Magic
?
All depending on how our turn goes, of course.
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>>512153
>Thats not what i meant and you know it.
ah that
well you actually gotta do stuff beside fucking whatever moves and making things if you want some decent champ
stop playing safe.
but hell, if you want your champ so much, we can always throw some meteors on you.
maybe eventually you get one if it'll hit hard enough
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>>512157
*ding* idea!
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>>512155
Actually.
We have meteorite chunks now.
We should send more orcs in a small caravan to give to the manlets.
But we aren't done with the turn yet.
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>>512160
oh shit orcs
you'd be our best bros
even more so than the dragons
I always knew we'd work together
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>>512160
...in exchange for what?
Gobbos?
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>>512162
Ehh, i wouldnt go as far to say that, remember, were all suppose to be equal down here.
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>>512160
>>512163
hey orcs, we'll make you meteor weapons
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>>512163
Sunglasses.
And meteor weapons.
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>>512168
Or something like that I guess.
I dunno someone else can do this trade bullshit.
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>>512167
give us the meteorites, we make half into weapons for you, and take the other half for our purposes
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>>512171
Acceptable, but at least 1 of the weapons should be made by orc hands.
I want that swag "Iron Age" colored turn.
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>>512178
you mean bronze age, no one is in the iron age.
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>>512171
>>512178
ayy, we can agree to that
we'll both benefit
fight our fights for us, orc and we'll be good
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>while waiting for op started random game of civ v
>random civ I got was Gandhi
it knows.
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>>512179
>meteorites made of iron. probably. counts.
>>512180
Deal.
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>>512169
Can we infuse the meteorite chunks with orc blood?
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>Orcs have an obsession with blood
>Humans have an obsession with skulls
I feel like these two go together but as to why I don't know.
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>>512183
What if this met or turns out to be a better metal like ... dolomite
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>>512184
We still gotta go through Elves Orcs Manlets and Dragons Oh my!
So we aren't to planning yet.
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>>512187
Can some one give me a quick recap? How did we end up in the forest?
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>>512197
We walked
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This lunch is taking longer than I though, pls wait for a bit moar
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>>512114
Hey op how do you do so well when drawing on a tablet? My hand shakes too much and fuck up the image.
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>>512197
>Humans deck coalition
>Elves let them bunk so they can have nice turf bonuses
>Orcs knock out our champion
>Half the forest and our place of worship is obliterated.
>We are refugees now.
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>>512197
Well, the coalition attacked the humans and we got btfo
the orcs moved to the forest and started training their fist magic
you eventually got so good at it that you knocked down a tree and almost killed psycho elf
now its practically like a stand and you can ORAORAORAORA people
there's orc monks now, and you punched a meteor
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>>512197
after allied forces of manlets, dragons, elves and orcs attacked humans - there was like 7 or so orcs left, so in fear that we'll kill you all - your race run under elves protection. Then turn later your god give you 30 or 50 more pop for no reason (can't remember how much)
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>>512201
Jerk off alot so you have a steady hand
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>>512204
>>512203
>>512202
Never happier to be an orc.
Thanks gents.
Being an Orc Monk is my jam, how do my fellow orcs know me so well.
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>>512205
I already do, my hand quivers more than before!
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>>512197
All in this thread.
Everyone tried kill humans.
Failed miserably
Humans got too many skeletals.
God gave us 50 orcs.
Bunked with elves.
Trained in spirit fists will probably train more
KO'd the elf hero due to manlet
Humans got spacerock magic
Humans nuked the big magic tree
Elves left to get Hero revived.
Sent some orcs with which doubled as a backup plan in hindsight
Instead of running we punched a fucking meteor
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>>512206
Mind you we're not in the forest anymore
After you knocked our champion out humies rained a giant meteor on us.
So we really couldn't stop them.
We had to leave.
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>>512210
>>512209
Seems the Urf (earth) could use orc blood for more strength. I say we should allow our shaman to give blood magic to Urf so we can have elementals on our side.
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>>512212
Oh, and a orc punched a meteorite into a million pieces, and you have a saitama orc now. aka, new champ
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>>512212
That won't help us anyway
We're leaving still

It'll take 6more turns for smiling one to wake up.
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>>512208
Try with both hands
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>>512212
Oh yeah I forgot the dice god shenanigans.

It all starts right here.
>>509944
Basically
Humans and Gobbos got their pop cut in half, including skeletons
Elves lost half their magic.
And everyone was forced to roll 1d20s even with 1-100 requirements.
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>>512217
Jesus what did you fucker do!?
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>>512219
A miracle.
Also I forgot that Draggos also got their population halved.
AKA ORCS DA BEST
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>>512220
Good job EmaOrc, I was out sick for the longest time, and most of my other orcs were gone, and I had my hand in fucking things up.
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>>512209
You dd that huh?

Gonna have to send those guys back your way.

We don't want them.
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>>512225
They're escorting you.
At least take their offer.
Besides don't you wanna fill up that magic category?
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>>512226
>Orcs indirectly obliterated our first home

I'm pretty sure they're traumatized by the orcs.

I'm not sure they'd want you around.
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>>512215
a lot of food?
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>>512225
wait, how did the elf hero get ko'd?
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>>512229
Lost a fight with a tree
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>>512227
They also saved what was left of it, you might want to trust dah orc.
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>>512227
>>512229
The manlets caused it in the first place anyway.

>>511000
>>511012
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>>512234
>>512231
Dindu nuffin
OP was the one that went with it because it was hilarious
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>>512233
Oh yeah I forgot
The human's lost their Brock's favor in dice god shenanigans
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>>512229
One of the kobolds proposed that the punch magic should put our guys at risk
>OP did it.

We rolled higher than them tell one of the orcs fucked up and thought that it'd be good for them to out roll us.

KO smiling one.
>>512233
>What's left of it
>You mean the part without half our pop or our place of worship?

Elves are not amused.
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>>512236
Sweet
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>>512237
Maybe you should have stayed near orcs then, start worshiping orc god who gives one punch orc.
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>>512228
Yes, a family meetup infact
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>>512240
that's a lot of not paladins
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>>512239
>Stay near the orcs
>The orcs knocked over a tree and violenced our champion.

I feel like our 4 pop would just die faster.
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>>512242
OUr main course is just a giant bucket of salt
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>>512240
well have fun op and imps and orcs and elves and humans and dragons, im going to bed, it is 3:30 am and i am tired.

Thanks Op, see you later
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>>512244
So what are we waiting on now?
Who's turn is it?
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>>512244
left over from yesterday? Cause I as most raiding happy barbarian is pretty impressed by orcs, not salty.
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>>512242
OP actually comes from a large family of paladins
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>>512244
So are updates done for today or am I free to pass out from lack of sleep yet?
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>>512246
Our refugee stuff should be starting.
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>>512244
After what happened yesterday?
That's a lethal amount of salt and tears.
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>>512246
OP to finish his food.
Barbs still have action left.
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Alright, managed to snuck away for a bit.

Elves haved moved to the west, they used their birds and flew and flew until they found an empty plot o land to grow a new forest, in their panic they did not explore the surrouding area. Where they stay now won't show up on the map until they themselves or another scout the surrounding area
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>>512256
hey, Barbarians still have action with hunt for fierce animals
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>>512253
Will ahve to save that at the end, hafta get all turns without rolls done first to save time
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>>512258
gotcha, i was just afraid that you have forgot
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The orcs payed and punched a meteor. In turn they found their new champion and possible Big Chief. The One Punch Orc (name pending).

The Orc Formerly known as Big Chief One Eye supports this
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The manlets improved on the citadel and added domes n shit. Dragons could not be reached for comment on the current visual state of the building.

Another group of manlets were sent to the hell maw, this time comprised of imps to blend in.

They were "mistaken" for demons by The Grim Reaper, Death himself, and was molested.

The imps never returned.
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>>512265
>They were "mistaken" for demons by The Grim Reaper, Death himself, and was molested.
told ya
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>>512265
Rest in peace.
god damn those domed buildings look fine
phallic and great
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With support from his friends, the Dragon King Messiah supposedly got over his trauma and completed the Resurrection spell. Now, like the skeletons, dragon can make a saving roll in and after battle to resurrect themselves and their allies.

They also completed the magical divine shield thanks to the notes of the Messiah and the New Dragon Seer
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AND NOW, EVEN MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY, AGAIN
Barbarians, Roll 1d100
60-100: very fierce beasts
30-59: extremely fierce beasts
1-29: the fiercest beasts
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>512270
I guess I'm only here, so don't wait for others.
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>>512270
>>512271
better keep it moving, OP
barbs rolled for the FIERCEST BEASTS
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>>512271
>Inb4 Phoenix.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>512270
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>>512271
well that's going to be fun
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>>512274
>>512271
Time for the FIERCEST BEASTS
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>>512274
oh, you are around, sorry for writing you off
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>>512278
Just woke up, time for meteor mining,I think.
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>512271
>>512274
Ah yes, the fiercest beasts. Will it be...
1. The beast in the beast cave
2. A stray dragon, who went out foraging and goofing off and accidentally encountering the humans
3. Titans, awoken from their ancient tombs
4. Corrupted wildlife
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>>512281
yeah, next turn just going turtle for a bit
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So elves... new lands!
NaP: What kind of environment is it?
>inb4 desert.
So my friends, I think we all know what to do.
Build up the wall. Get that defense buff.

For culture... we need to sing a funeral song for those poor souls who perished in the forest, both elves and trees.
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>>512265
oh hey paladin what about our temple to Kobold God?
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>>512282
Ah yes, the humans found the ebast cave at the former orc campsite. NOw, does the beast have relatives inside the cave?

Roll 1d100 to find out

>>512288
It's the bellend
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>>512292
aw shit
let's get praying kobbos
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>512292
those will be one big skulls
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>512265
>They were "mistaken" for demons by The Grim Reaper, Death himself, and was molested
called it
>>512292
Dice god don't fail me know
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>>512256
What biome?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>512292
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>>512300
>>512292
well, this will be a challenge for you humans
inb4 still a steamroll
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Oh yeah forgot namefag.
>>512299
>>512287
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>>512302
We lost our God's favor, it's gonna be hard.
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>>512300
The beast has a family!

Now roll 1d100 to fight them
Number of beasts 92 + Fierceness factor 80 = 172 <- number to beat
Bonuses: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15; Sneks +5;
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Rolled 949 (1d1000)

>>512304
we still got this, if we kill these we could try to use their skulls to gain the favor back
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>>512307
>>512304
>>512306
probably not, you only need to roll 45 or higher to win
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>512306
finally, a worthy opponent!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>512306
if the dice god gives me something good I will suck his dick like a giant Popsicle
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>512306
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>>512311
gg
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>>512312
>>512311
plentiful
nice going!
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>>512306
We orcs need some of deez buffs
I mean look at these numbers
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>>512315
nah, you guys are alright
you punched a meteor for godsake
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>>512316
If you look at the numbers.
We lucked out because you lost your favor buff.
and the fact we didn't leave.
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>>512317
meteor attack didn't have any buffs, it was plain 100. regardless if we had brock flavor or not
you are still better at fighting than other unhumans species. enough to respect.
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>>512316
That you summoned.
>>512317
I suggest we ask our God for more buffs and after meteorite incident he maybe inclined to give us said buff.
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>>512320
>That you summoned.
well yes, and?
survival of the fittest
I wonder if you know in game that it was us and not some sort of natural disaster
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>>512320
You do have a new buff
Chances are you have one punch orc in all future rolls from now on which will probably give anything between +40 to +80
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>>512312
And so the barbs continued to genocide an innocent species.

Note that fiercest beasts skulls count for 2 each

so their 92 is worth 184
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>>512322
Probably not, but after smashing a meteor it would be dumb, even for orc standards, not to check how our God reacts to such a feat.
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>>512324
Didn't know that was concidered a future buff, thought that was the regular chief buff.
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>>512325
>>Note that fiercest beasts skulls count for 2 each
>
>so their 92 is worth 184
aw sweeet, just wanted to ask that.

ok fellow barbs, using all the skulls to get more human POP? cause we are running low on humans.
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>>512328
it was a random orc monk, you will have to ask OP though it probably will end up being a buff in the future
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>>512331
That's why I said we had to ask our orc god for buff.
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>>512329
Absolutely, the more the merrier.
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>>512333
so our next turn action
1 - summon some low scale meteors close outside the city and with mini-skellebros (manlet skellies) learn metallurgy with meteor metal.
2 - use all the skulls we have to gain as much of human population via Brock altar offering
right?
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>>512334
I also have a proposal for an idea
We could also in the future try to research on improving our necromancy and convert our chief into a lich
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>512335
No no, not going completely undead yet, Canon. That's a dire measure, we don't need that atm.
Check my rock
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>>512335
Lich chief means higher bonus, knowwatimsayin
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>>512336
whats why I said in the future
plus no harm in at least doing a little preparation
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>>512335
Not unless we are backed in a corner, it would be a last ditch effort.
Also evil undead lich would call the kingdom upon us
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>>512337
I see you, King.
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>>512339
wouldn't be logical to make lich when warchief will die in battle anyway
not to mention that elves and dragons working on anti undead weapons

>>512337
end of thread or we keep going?
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>>512341
Who doesn't love the king.
He built that kingdom you're so fond of camping by.
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>>512337
So we on next turn or what?
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>>512344
there is not even confimation that that kingdom is even there other than OP shitposting, OP also posted a map earlier in the thread that had and 'abyss' where he put the kingdom earlier
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Actually anyone besides the barbarians and dragons could probably just waltz right in and go shopping.
But to do that we'd need coin and those dragons nearly lost a crazy roll.
>>512347
Well have you ever looked past the skull alter?
The kingdom has to be somewhere.
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Whoops, forgot my usual blurb.

That's it for this episode, tune in next time for more stupidity!

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>512352
thanks for bread
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>>512344
Yeah the King's awesome, he's cool, killing barabrians n shit
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>>512352
thanks for running, boss
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>>512352
Thanks for the thirteen hour bread.
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>>512352
Damn, I feel the night pacific time is still best time to post.
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>>512352
This was awesome, thank you for the fun.
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>>512357
If I was not busy, this would been a 24 hour one
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>>512360
Hooboy well good bread none the less
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I just realised that there doesn't seem to be many Elves posting since they got rekt.
did they all ragequit or something?
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>>512371
Salt overdose
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Finally got back from the University, glad to see that the tribes are still somewhat getting along, I hope this big ass meteor didn't kill us. After this, I feel like us Orks can manage to overpower the humans (Since there's like 9 of them, once they're dead we can just abandon the skellies) that is if we survived this meteor >>511588
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>>512376
You orcs survived unharmed, an ork even managed to destroy the 2nd meteor in a single punch.
The elves though are pretty fucked, less population than dragons, lost their home, temporarilly? lost their champion psychoelf
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>>512376
Oh you did more than just survive a meteor
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>>512379
yep they indirectly led to the elves downfall
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>>512380
Ah neat,
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>>512380
How did we do that?
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>>512385
Accidentally knocked out the psychoelf and as a result he wasn't around to save the elves from the meteor
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>>512386
Ah, well if psycho elf was so easily knocked out then it's plausible that he wouldn't do much to stop the meteor.
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>>512385
>>512380
ow well that sucks I for one don't really want to thread animosity among the coalition but I feel like we'll get blamed more for this than the goblins. I feel like we can also now advance into the bronze age from the goblins in exchange for the meteor ore and maybe even promise of them smelting us armors from the bronze and meteor. Like say, 1 small boulder of meteor would be like at least some armor and weapons (Maybe not weapons but tools so we can finally finish that damn road the coalition forgot about.)

>>512388
He didn't get to affect the roll because of Goblin Trips Fuckery. Plus it was a big tree
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>>512388
He just got a +30 bonus which totaled to +100 to anything he participated in.
They could probably just ask their god for a resurrection.
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>>512388
His bouns was +100 to anything he took part in, do he would have saved them actually.
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>>512393
Not enough from a falling tree. Thanks tree god.
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>>512394
Blame the manlets.
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>>512380
Thanks for saving our people when i fell asleep waiting for OPs recap. Im glad i wasn't needed to stop bad decisions.


Oh right. My plan worked.


Fuck you elves!
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>>512385
>>512388
>>512392
>>512393
I had a fucking laff, lads
We still down to do the meteor weapons deal in exchange for protection?
We could have some manlets build some homes/share tech.
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>>512402
Protection? I guess we can spare some orcs if you can spare some gobbos to help us build our base. Then we can go all Warhammer here.
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Also I just remembered, Manlets have no dicks.... so in like 10 turns or more if they all die them they're gonna become the Kobold/Imp Kingdom.
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>>512404
Yes but we need to make sure we talk to orc god if we want to get better bonus from one punch orc
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>>512404
>>512402
>>512405
Well, I was thinking of expanding where us Manlets live. We'd just have to start another Kingdom that's within where the Orcs live. If you guys would be cool with that too. Since there's a lot of wood in the forest, we could make a pretty dank fort with all the materials.

We've already transitioned to a Kobbo society. All the gobbo players are happy that we got dragon manlets, plus we've got a god we can worship now that we have a new generation of manlets.
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>>512407
The forest is easily the third most dangerous place to live right now.
Second being the beast cave and first being the Hell Maw.
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>>512408
>>512407
Hmm, strip the forest for materials and we could start a fort somewhere else.
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I grow bored so tell me if this sounds right
>Dragons are just doing their own thing
>Goblins are being the tech guys that everyone wants to trade with and on their way to no longer being goblins
>Orcs are pretty much just going full weeb and basically having a standoff against the humans
>Elves might as well be dead
>humans are in full "Fuck the world" mode
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>>512410
Yeah sorta.
The whole punching the meteor overshadowed everything else.
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>>512410
>>humans are in full "Fuck the world" mode
the most fun mode
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>>512413
I honestly wonder how OP is thinking of making the King dangerous for the humans with all their bonuses.
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>>512414
>implying king doesn't have +1000 of bonus against barbarians or anything else
well we always can go medieval and stop being pure barbarians and escape that fate
but where is fun in that
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>>512418
We Could go Medieval, but it would be more fun to go full undead
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>>512410
We're weeb for being monks now?
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>>512419
let's go HEAVY METAL first
barbarians need their swords
>>512420
probably for one punch man references
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>>512418
Yeah, that could happen, but the king just having a huge-ass bonus would be too randumb, even for NaP. Unless he wants us to make an alliance and attack together, but that would never happen.
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>>512422
>too randumb, even for NaP
oh pleaaase, hippie
how new
he can fuck us over anytime he feel like it
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>>512407
>>512408
well the Meteor Landing Point and the Gobbo Caves aren't far off so that's pretty possible. But I'm not really comfortable with other tribes expanding land outwards when we don't really have much of anything, other than the small camp we have. I mean it's still not known what the blood sacrifice for the land that we're planning on doing would actually do. Though if we can make the forest area our stronghold and have the Meteor Landsite be like a common area for orcs and goblins (and other races if you want to get in this) to hold as their neutral meeting ground but I feel like we can put it to better use.

>>512420
>ORAORAORAORA! Style Spirit Fist Technique
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE PAAWNCH! Orc
Yeah I say we're pretty weeb, I mean we didn't intend to go that way but somehow we did. Fist of the Orc Star Technique when?
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>>512424
Oh, trust me, i know. He gave us a good fucking right here. But you know, we already took ancient magic dicks for a bonus so we kinda got over it. But i just feel like the king should be something challenging, not just "lol he's 2 stronk you can't kill him and he wrecks your shit"
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>>512426
>not just "lol he's 2 stronk you can't kill him and he wrecks your shit"
but that's who king is
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>>512425
honestly the orcs have been all over the place, you have no propper goal
One time they were going full edgelord, then mercs, then monks, and now weeb
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>>512427
That means it won't be any fun. But nonetheless, i'm curious on what OP's twisted mind will shit out when the kingdom attacks
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>>512428
I mean we're still monks, and its not like that came out of the blue we had Martial Arts training for our Orcs before the war. Our mercs never really went anywhere other than being a hand in getting into the coalition (Which seems to be now fully united in beating humans instead of the original idea of sharing tech) I mean the only reason I wanted the humans to get beaten up after the war because I felt their numbers was too big but now they're pretty even to what we have so I don't really mind you guys right now (Other than the fact you can summon giant meteors now)
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>>512430
oh, he'll find a way
he always does
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>>512437
He could even just make it happen at the end "oh you won? well guess what the king came along and killed you all"
After all he has done almost that exact thing before where after the adventure 'finishes' on a good note he will just do a few extra shit where they get killed or fucked over anyway
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>>512438
yeah, it'll be as anticlimactic of a conclusion as possible
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>>512442
The answer is the all the survivors gets syphilis and die
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>>512418
Kinds feels pointless. Like a Chinese image board.
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wow we did good humans!!
are we still planning on mining meteors?
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>>512450
that's manlets, dragon and elves. Humans and orcs are pure, and if I recall correctly neither of us had orgy.
>>512514
>we did good
>says the guy who lost us Brock's favor modifier
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>>512577
Dragons just have a Designated Tribe bicycle, I don't recall them having any orgy's either, though the whore probably has more STD's than a Tree has leafs
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>>512582
>Tribe bicycle, I don't recall them having any orgy's either
they mated with manlets to fuck up the DNA.
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>>512586
oh right, I forgot that they Tainted their once superior genes, dragons truly are the most degenerate race
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>>512577
>implying you didn't almost kill ourselves because you wanted to kill the elves so bad..
how could I even know that would happen..
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What do you think the surroundings of the elves new place might be?
personally I hope it ends up being someplace like some Salt flats just because it would personally be hilarious to me
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>>512514
it's in orc territory now, unless you humans literally are gonna call on a meteor for that? There's literally just 9 actual humans in your tribe. Surely there's some point where your control of magic would malfunction right?

>>512619
I honestly don't know they sure as hell won't want to go away from the coalition for now since they're even more defenseless than the manlets now. Of course you guys will first need to find them before setting up any attack.
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>>512619
Then the dragons try to Jew them outnof their salt... hahaha
>>512596
Just... no more emoticons. Our stats cannot handle it. Boss Skeledragon and El Skelebool padded us back up, but we need to be careful.
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>>512630
If you check the recap images, the skeletons can also cast Meteor.
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Any other orks up? I've been thinking of merging our martial arts and blood magic to form Hokuto no Shinken so we punch people and have them explode, but of course we need to study up I guess pressure points. Also is One Punch Orc now canonically a special hero Orc that has his own bonuses or is he just a very luck Orc?

>>512632
I mean yeah but shouldn't the skeletons break free from humans eventually once their connection gets weak enough? Or if all of you die whichever comes first
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>>512630
I was actually thinking of one or two people creating small meteors close by the village and investigate what kind of rocks they are..
>>512631
okay, no emoticons, got it
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>>512638
You still didn't get that the skeletons are freely with the humans. They're part of the population.
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>>512638
There was a point where we had 9 barbarians and 60+skellies.
That was when we FIRST got the power. We were specific with our necromancy request and said we wanted them in our pop. They arnt slaves. There is no deal. We work together.
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Reminder that we have resurrection magic

You elf faggots should've brought your dead to us. In cages hopefully, so we can try resurrecting live undead and use it as a superweapon against human undead.

But you guys are too high and stingy to do it so a few gobs will be sacrificed for the greater good. Well they wont die but it will be fucking painful
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>>512661
You cant resurrect anything if its been blown to dust by a meteor
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Any manlets here?

Since you guys have a God do you guys have any idea on what magic to take?

I think Dark magic suits you guys. You know, using shadow to sneak in and act as assassins. You guys have perfect night vision and shit combat bonuses but I don't think those bonuses apply during sneak attacks so you can close the gap with better weapons and just killing them before they notice
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>>512661
>Brought your dead to us
sure, let's just ring up the Humans maybe they'll let the Orc Skellies go too. The other dead elves who didn't die from the war are literally being eaten m8 (Elves are cannibals), unless your resurrection magic can revive someone from fecal matter then don't even trip. It's not like half of the population died, they were just halved by god.
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>>512677
Well if you guys want to follow genetic engineering to get stronger instead, you can disregard the assassin route with dark magic and may want to go for magic that can help with tech instead like earth magic. You guys can pilot earth golems that shit would be cool. Helpful for construction too.

You guys interested in upgrading your kobolds and imps in to lizardmen and salamanders with more inter species breeding?
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>>512690
You're seriously trying to jew someone out of their own race... Jesus, you people are worse than the barbarians.
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>>512701
Now we know why the dragons have not attacked anyone.
They plan on winning by Literally Breeding with all the other Races to dilute their Gene pool with that much dragon spunk that they are no longer their original race and just 99.999 percent Dragons
Dragons probably win by default if everyone else are dragons as well.
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>>512638
Sure. We need more phantasy martial arts attacks. Like shoryuken, hadoken and tatsumaki.
And held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our kingsguard.
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I thought in more things:
-Attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.
-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our chiefsguard.
-Trade with the goblins: awesome meteor metals for their weapons and armour forging tech.
-Create war drums.
-Decree that military service for 5 years is obligatory. Every orc has to know how to fight.
-Create the "testudo" and "scieldwall" tactics.
-Practice (mounted) archery, spear throwing and lance couching.
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>>512719
>trying this hard to become japanese
wow you are even bigger weebs than past me...
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>>512690
We need to focus on tech for sure and hold off on more dragon breeding until we get a feel for being kobolds and imps. Maybe ask kobold god for some earth bending magic and start working with that sweet meteor iron for the orc armor and iron tech
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>>512740
If you go along with more dragon breeding you might have to acquire a new god since lizardmen worshipping a kobold god doesn't make sense
And since the koboldgod would have to fug dragongod to make a lizardmangod that would just be wrong.
Do you really want your races gods to be an entire pantheon of incest babbys
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>>512739
I like you because your luck and your weebness. Some day, barbarians will come to the far west to buy our mangas and action figures.
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>>512750
Greek mythology was cool with it.
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>>512750
I didn't want to convert us all over to kobolds and shit in the first place but op took away all the goblins dick so we didnt have much of a choice. I just thought we'd have a few kobolds and imps on our team and that would be cool. Now were suddenly cool with worshipping a god and I think we might have lost the way of our manlet forefathers
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>>512755
I could see this happening..
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>>512775
see the dragons stole your heritage and your Identity and if you don't stop them soon The manlets Won't exist at all and there will only be two tribes of dragons where one is slightly smaller than the other
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>>512778
Their final evolution is Dragonoids and Fire Drakes. I can totally see a Dragonic Pantheon born from this.

If you guys want to keep the other evolutions, why not try a caste system where the higher evolution = higher social status and kobold and imp families that performed exceptionally are given the Gift of Dragonblood so they have higher social status and rule over the lesser evolutions and so your ruling elite are all Dragonoids/Fire Drakes.

>>512778
The dragons can become the Pure Bloodlines while the lesser dragons are the Lesser Bloodlines
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>>512797
I knew it, you fuckers are trying assimilate manlets by using their own obliviousness against them, You fucks are even more evil than us, I think the humans should try to save whatever remains of the goblins from the dragons before its too late
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>>512797
>Higher social status
Do you want to corrupt our society?
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>>512802
yes I want a kobold pet so let us do this!

I also wonder If we can make skeletons alive again if we put some work in flesh/blood magic.. we can have our own real life dragons and goblin so we can breed with them
but I dont think it will be worth it so nevermind..
maybe if they ever go extinct,...
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>>512809
yes come to us, we will learn you how to, um, throw rocks I guess... just come to us!
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>>512821
>>512824
Fuck off tall assholes
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>>512828
dragons are also tall, and like 30% of our population are goblin skeletons so they are quite small...
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>>512828
we only want to save you from the true villains
Can you not see that the dragons are Destroying your culture and species, plus they are technically even taller than humans
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>>512831
>>512832
Dragons are the only tall species we can relate to because they're pretty kewl, they don't go throwing rocks and attacking people like neanderthals.
Also we're complementing eachother's culture, not destroying it
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>>512839
Fuck, my name
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>>512839
>complementing
they are nazis can't you tell?
it's like saying hitler was trying to complement the culture in the world by giving different races different social classes, in a few turns they will kill al of the ones without dragon blood, we accept all kinds of races, we all have all kinds of skeletons, come to us, we can make a better world together, your tech, our magic and strength. just think about it...
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ok since the manlets are too stupid to realise they need saving, I think we should save them whether they want it or not
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>>512848
yaaaas I am in, but how?
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>>512846
Jewish Nazis
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>>512849
First when the next thread starts, we must convince the other barbarians that the manlets are worth Saving.
then, we find out where the dragons citadel and cave are
Then Lastly we give them an endless barrage of meteors, eventually something will break and they will end up like the elves hopefully worse off then the elves
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>>512854
Good luck blowing us up since our hero isn't in a coma unlike the elves. Especially when our citadel is probably harder to beat now than the forest with our holy shielding and gobbo reinforcement.
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>>512854
They are not. We have skelegobs to help us. We can mine our own meteors.

Wasting time with diplomacy will expose us to Orc and dragon attacks, which home turf bonuses of the citadel would murderize us on top of holy spells.
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>>512854
>First when the next thread starts, we must convince the other barbarians that the manlets are worth Saving.
I have better idea
we kill dragons and manlets if they will meddle with us
that's it.
No Mutants Allowed
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Elves are just to stay on the sidelines for now. Stay away and turtle while all the others are doing stuff against each other.
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>>512892
>implying we'll allow it
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>>512892
You guys probably should ask your god to help with making a new forest since yours just got obliterated.
>>512893
>Implying in game you know where they are now
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>>512892
I recomend you elves that don't explore the map so the humans can't meta wich they do a lot, a fucking lot and find you
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>>512895
>>Implying in game you know where they are now
yeah, nobody will notice sudden forest popping up out of nowhere
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>>512895
That's what we're gonna do.

I'm also thinking of having tree god "evolve" us into fae.

Make us in general better but we can't leave the forests.

Probably gonna make illusions to keep it hidden.
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>>512893
You don't even know where we are or if any of us survived. Besides, I'm going to make this much greater. As soon as we plant a new forest we'll find an ocean or something and sail there.
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>>512899
OP said he won't put us on the map till someone scouts us.
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>>512903
>>512904
my recommendation for what the elves should do is the following.
Keep running West and don't stop, ever.
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>>512898
>throwing acusations of meta
>anybody

No side can complain against any other for meta.
Like when humans talked about meteor and manlets asked for meteor metal pieces for their own uses
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>>512911
Everyone is guilty of it, is my point.
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>>512854
okay I know we are all about action and stuff but I think we need a better plan this time, we know about gobbos now, but we don't know where they are or if they are in trouble... I think we should disguise a goblin skeleton as a normal goblin and let him spy on things...

btw do we know that gobbos and dragons are friends? I mean they both use copper things in battle... idk this is gonna be hard...

I also like the idea of exploring south, maybe find some copper, idk It could be usefull..
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>>512908
My plan is to basically find a really good spot.
>Find a large body of water like a ocean or large lake
>Plant a new smaller forest next to it
>Camouflage it
>Build boats and sail across the ocean and set up a new permanent forest there
Maybe remove the first forest or keep it as an outpost to the old world.
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>>512913
You should be aware if you send a gobbo skele to spy it'll be insta gibbed by our new holy barrier. You also dont know we're friends.
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>>512883
Agreed.
>>512904
He said no one will be on the map until the elves scout themselves. You guys are in a void of nothing and have no resources until your own tribe explores. THAT is what OP said.
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>>512924
You dragons are the ones with the holy barrier, not the manlets, a skelegoblin spy won't be affected by your holy barrier since it won't be spying on the dragons
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>>512919
yeah sure NaP will let you live a peaceful life across the ocean, away from all the other tribes... sure...
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>>512924
When you attacked us, they rode on your backs. Lateral thinking leads to companionship.
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>>512930
>Elves haved moved to the west, they used their birds and flew and flew until they found an empty plot o land to grow a new forest, in their panic they did not explore the surrouding area. Where they stay now won't show up on the map until they themselves or another scout the surrounding area
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>>512938
Yeah I gueaa you can think that
>>512931
Yeah but gobbos live in the citadel with us. They dont live in the gobbo caves anymore.
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>>512935
It's an idea okay. It also doesn't have to necessarily be an ocean. As long as it's a large body of water like a large lake or a river like the Danube then I think we're good.
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>>512939
>They themselves or another

Have fun with an empty plot o land and potential monster attacks cuz you didnt explore.
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>>512943
Friendly warning... you dont want to go to Lake Prollyhasamonsterinit
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>>512944
why are we grinding skulls for again? more babies?
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>>512947
I'm pretty sure that's up north closer to the Dragons or just retconned by NaP along with the kingdom.
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>>512949
Babies first. Then we aim for Brocks favor after.
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>>512949
>>512959
>Inb4 your god complaints that he has gave you a lot of shit
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>>512959
that's way too much skulls needed tho. we won't be as lucky as last time
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>>512957
I know what we must do.

We got to make a isle of floating islands.
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>>512968
We pay for our stuff and give him what he wants. Getting annoyed from your worshippers when they didnt Jew or Whine (Dragons), kill ourselves (orcs), and constantly have to bargain and have an essay ready as to why we need or want blessings(elves). We offended the gods the least. Our only real offense was Senpai making emoticons and rolling a wrong die. To Dice God. We are cherubs in comparison to you whiney lot.
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>>512969
51 skulls means 20 pop
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>>512973
Like avatar?
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>>512983
Yes.

We can invent barrier magic to prevent intruders and aide in warding off assaults.

Maybe we can make them mobile too.
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>>512982
I meant getting back Brock's favor. that's 600 for minimal tier
we'll get tons of POP with current skulls no question. around 70 I think
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>>512985
How are we going to make that happen? Making a giant invisible forest fortress across a a lake seems cheap in comparison.
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>>512988
We wont worry about favor until we just so happen to have it.
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>>512990
We have enchantment magic right?

Make magic stones
Get flying magic
Invent barrier magic

Then we can enchant stones with flying magic and lay them around the area we want to make fly.
After that's one we can keep moving and bring the forests with us.
Seems possible.
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>>512988
I say we go for pop for right now, 9 alive humans is a little scary...
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>>513000
yeah, we were grinding skull for that precise reason anyway
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>>512996
we have 184 skulls
51 = 20
184=72
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>>513006
Well... after +70 pop we wont need much more than that.
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>>512998
Eh. Personally I just think a forest village on the lake is more aesthetically pleasing then Avatar style floating islands. It would also probably be quicker and cheaper.
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>>513013
well shit can do down easily also OP shenanigans
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>>513013
after we get that plus 70 pop we should do another whole tribe Test meteor at the Orcs to see how big it is then.
The orcs have one punch orc so they should be alright plus they will appreciate the extra meteor metal
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>>513006
>>513012

If we have a turn where development and attacking is a bad idea, we can grind for Favor. Like i said. We dont need to focus on it. It can be passive... or.... my alternate idea... our warriors are trained in the arena. How about we put up traps in the forests/wilderness and passively feed the arena fierce beasts? So we can get a small supply of skulls per turn.
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>>513017
We can start with that, and then make it a floating island with a huge-ass forest on top of it.
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>>513017
Quick and cheap doesn't make us safe.
I'd say a flying fortress with a mana dome does.

Plus if we need to run again That forest on the lake can't move.
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>>513031
yeah or we can just tame some cows or something.... not everything has to be fighting-related....althought if something is fighting-related humans might understand is better....
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>>513036
And afterwards we can make it invisible with illusion enchantments.

Giant floating invisible islands.
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>>513040
We already have a food resource. Thats how we have jerky. Plus the thousands of pounds of meat from all those monsters we killed. And skulls of domestic animals wont count
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>>513038
It's not quick and cheap. It's just quicker and cheap then making floating islands large enough to live on and grow a forest there. I think every turn can matter and we should fortify a new position quickly as possible. A forest like the old one but stronger and across the lake seems pretty good to me. Also make it invisible.
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>>513046
didn't we settle on learning metallurgy?
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>>513051
We did settle on that. Im talking future plans.
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>>513047
I'm fine with setting up some invisible lake forest.

But I also wanna get it into the sky

Then we can take more and more until we can literally just fly over someone and pop into sight with a literal kingdom.
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>>513051
I suggest making a bunch of small meteors and smelting them. We dont have tools to break 1 big hunk of steel.
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>>513061
just fire punch the hell out of them
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>>513061
Steel is not naturally occurring, it's an alloy of carbon and iron.
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>>513072
We are not One Punch Orc.
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>>513074
I meant to say Metal. My bad.
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>>513072
>>513074
>>513078
let's just use mini skellebros knowledge and build huge as smelter out of rocks. then proceed heating it up with fire and cast small meteor rain above it, precise enough to fall only in smelter
we can do that cause we have some science over rock flying trajectories.
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>>513075
we have fire fist... or we can shoot meteors on other meteors to break them.. or we can just put the rocks into a fire..
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>>513081
Too complex, too many things could go wrong, a lot of chances for OP to fuck us over
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>>513098
but that's the fun of it.
we just need to make smelter extra big and extra strong. we have shitload of bones and rocks for that
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>>513106
Bones start to crack under fire and extreme heat.
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>>513113
What the cannibal said.
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>>513121
not just cannibal - elf cannibal who doesn't know fire
we have bone shaping magic, I think we'll manage to get this thing built correctly.
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>>513132
Just because you can shape the bone doesn't mean you can give it heat resistant properties.

There's a spell for that though.
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>>513132
Just word it as "gobbos assist in making a safe to use smelter with materials at hand"

Also, i have a dnd session tonight. So if a thread happens ill prolly miss most of it.

Be strategic. Dont attack enemies that have higher buffs than us (immediately)
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>>513132
Okay, but we increase the pop as much as possible first,and then you can have your way.
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>>513137
okay, we'll make it from rocks only
happy now?
>>513138
sure
>>513139
POP is always a priority, I never said a word against that
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>>513138
Lucky fucker, I failed to find even a single PnP rpg player in Iraq...... And the time zones difference make it really hard to join online games...... I justwant to have a fun non violent hobby in this oven of a country is that much to ask.

Have fun for both of us.
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>humans too stupid to understand that we are not destroying the manlet identity but 'uplifting' them
Diversity is strength, goyim. Its cultural ernrichme- err, genetic enrichment in this case
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>>513148
Siberia here.
I feel ya
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>>513148
>non violent
>Iraq
>much to ask.
yes
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>>513155
I feel for ya brotha.
>>513156
Islam is the source of evil, it's not a religion, it's a political philosophy that has been obsolete FOR 1000 years now,and puts fascism to shame.
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>>513156
Dont be a biggot, Senpai
>inb4 4chan is internet hate machine
>>513148
If our timezones weren't so fucked up I'd join ya.
>>513143
Also make sure we have at least one of each race as a skellie. Wouldnt be surprised if Dice God plucked our elves.
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>>513216
>Also make sure we have at least one of each race as a skellie. Wouldnt be surprised if Dice God plucked our elves.
why?
also we totally have them. after combined attack after all
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>>513217
Dice god took half our pop. OP didnt say who died.
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Thread reached more than 2000 replies, literally taking 10 minutes to load. OP, next thread when?
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>>513237
he took exactly half, so unless we had just one skellie of someone - they should be around.
Dragons' skellies were the minimal number we had, and we still have mount for warchief so I think we are good
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>>513246
When the quest continues.
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>>513246
It's amazing how fast these quests happen.
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>>513272
There's also a lot of people playing. It's the first quest in which i've seen lurkers participating, too.
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>>513209
wasn't really talking about islam, and damn islam IS a religion and it ain't the source of evil, I don't want to start a religious argument or something but there are a lot of muslims who aren't "evil".
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>>513313
I'm a Muslim, and this religion is bad news.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>513320
>>513313
guys plz. no irl/pol shit in my chinese image board thread about throwing rocks
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>>513313
>>513320
Take it to /pol/ boys.
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>>513339
>>513341
>>513313
>don't want to start a religious argument
I have already stopped, ^^^
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If we do find a lake or ocean and decide to build there we can do a lot of cool stuff. We could build a navy and by using our earth spells we could make small islands
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>>513339
>>513341
I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
انا اسف، لن افعلها مرة اخرى.
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>>513346
>>513352

just stop talking offtopic
at all
cause of you we'll get penalty bonuses again
how fucking new you are anyway
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>>513348
We can become elf pirates.
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>>513353
Settle down, Beavis. No game has started yet.
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>>513355
Well salt is certainly your element, so in sea you'll be right at home
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>>513355
You already are
butt pirates
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>>513361
I'll ravage your booty like crazy, matey.
>>513359
One day, we will develop salt magic. I want that to happen.
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>>513363
Wouldn't Salt work against and kill all the vegetation?
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>>513367
"Magic salt"
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>>513374
We should have multiple settlements.
Some in the ground and some in the air.
That way the air ones can explore passively.

And the boats are nice too.

And we should try praying for a pop boost when smiling one wakes up.
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>>513376
Or you can like you know visit our citadel and trade some magic and we can heal him
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>>513376
Spreading out our settlements is something I can agree on. That way we won't just get one spotted by barbarian meteors. Just have a the main settlement be on the west side of the lake.
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>>513383
You swear on your dragon hoards you're not gonna Jew us?

If so you can just send your Messiah to find us and we can make the trade when he gets there.
>>513384
Also we should get better at tech I wanna get to work on magitech mecha and stuff.
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>>513383
Why are you so desperate for our magic? It ain't gonna happen, dude. Just stop.
>>513384
We could make a settlement underwater, if we get a protective dome magic and plant some trees down there.
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>>513396
We should also try to get around to divination.

That way we don't have to send people out to scout.
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>>513396
I just like the idea of large Elf settlement on a lake connected to others via boats. Although I suppose living underground would help with meteors but it sounds so... goblin like.
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>>513401
Meteors can dig deep and cause cave ins.
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>>513401
I want us to be nomadic.

That's why I want some settlements to be flying islands
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>>513402
If the settlement in underneath a lake or large body of water then that would probably retard the meteor.
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>>513406
Sounds too Gypsy for me. Also our God wants us to nurture and protect the forest.
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>>513406
We can have one "main" invisible settlement hidden underwater where meteors can't strike, and then many other small nomadic settlements on flying islands. We can easily travel from one to another using our bird mounts.
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>>513408
Oh sorry. I meant dig deep and cave in your assholes

Like last time.

Cuz elves are shit.
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>>513419
What?
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>>513413
That's the thin
If we have one underwater forest as a capital and multiple nomadic sky forests we can have the nomad elves spread and set up more forest settlements elsewhere.

They can also function as resource caravans.
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>>513419
>>513408
Yeah, and we meant to say that the water would retard your mind, and make you autistic.
Because barbarians are shit.
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>>513429
I just think we're overstretching our selves by trying to make a undergoing lair and a fleet of floating islands.
>Tree don't get sunlight underground so we have to find a way to fix that
>>We have to physically dig and we might unleash an ancient horror
>We have to dig even more if we want to expand
>We have to get floating rocks
>we have to grow the floating rocks enough to to support entire fucking forests
>How many of these?

I think that a conventional forest is just better because of the cost.
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>>513454
Of course, for now we'll just do a regular forest. When we get our magic back, have more population, and get some new stuff (like invisibility, or a protective dome around the forest) we'll do some funky stuff
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>>513430
Herbalist. You were always my favorite.
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>>513454
Oh and something more important than the island stuff.

>Research how to disconnect a race from magic.
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>>513460
Aw shit, am i losing a fan? Pls keep buying my mixtapes, mayne.
You're still kinda ok for a barb. Rock Solid is more on the autistic side. But you started it, doe. So, nothing personnel... Kid.
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>>513473
and me?
>inb4 I am a filthy weeb
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>>513396
I want enchantment and your vine magic so we can enchant the goblin's rock dildos with tentacles and create the ultimate form of torture by shoving it into someone's ass
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>>513484
Gay
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>>513473
It was a compliment girly man... and hedgehogs? Wut?
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>>513487
>says the elf
Pretty sure you effeminate faggots would enjoy it
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>>513491
Still gay
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>>513487
Anon I don't think we can make that criticism.
>>513484
>Enchantments

Hurts but I could part with it
>Vines
Thats fine
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>>513480
You're fine, son. Even if you buy a katana or start doing that ninja run shit, as long as you buy my mixtapes, it's all good.
>>513490
Ah, thanks dude. The hedgehog is a meme. It's the most edgy shit in existence.
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>>513495
Is it considered gay if it was shoved in to prisoners against their will?
Imagine their struggle to deny the fact they enjoy it and they will be officially considered faggots if they started liking it.

If they hate getting anally tentacle raped, they can just spill the beans to escape it

If they enjoy it, we can threaten to remove it unless they started talking


Its literally the ultimate torture method to get prisoners to talk
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>>513505
Sounds pretty gay tbqh

Also just have the goblins make primitive barbed wire.
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>>513502
I could cut my finger on those edges.
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>>513502
>forgetting to add a fedora and trench coat
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>>513511
I got cut irl over this edgy vid
https://youtu.be/_hwfr3zwv1Y
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>>513518
"Don't think I will not hesitate to kill you " lel
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>>513511
Oh, dude, you just gave me the name for my new song!
>MC Herbalist's greatest hit, "Too Many Edges feat. DJ Chewer and 'Filthy Cent', AKA 'Hippy' "
>>513518
Holy shit... I can't even finish that... I'll bleed out from all these cuts.
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>>513518
This can't be that edgy now can it.
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>>513518
does he realise that he doesn't live in an anime...
also he would probably die instantly in a zombie apocalyps...
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What about the Good kind of Edge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
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>>513553
>fedora
>talking about "intellectual intellect" as he puts it, and how others are inferior to him
>taking 5 minutes to say something completely pointless
>talking about having an "arsenal" in his room
>talking seriously about zombies
>acting like his favourite edgy anime character
Yeah, what did you expect? He's the alpha neckbeard. I bet Leafy would make a video on this nigga.
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>>513558
I never really saw that as edge.
Besides Raiden's monologues.
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>>513558
Oh yeah, fun game. Raiden is a fucking edge master, you get over that pretty quickly. Decent soundtrack, enjoyable gameplay and in my opinion one of the best final bosses.
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To help cope with that edgyness, i present to you The Legend Of Borry

https://youtu.be/Y3sbyesGcUE
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>>513603
How about some good old fashioned tank drifting
https://youtu.be/JtrwEve88Gk
https://youtu.be/7Rkrk0sXlK0
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>>513649
Here's some pig buttfucking

https://youtu.be/bTpIGbik9k0
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>elves want to become pirates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBwTRpXsz1w
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>>513715
Hi, I just want boats and a navy. Whatever it takes to get our roster colored like the goblins and dragons.
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>>513742
Okay butt plunderer
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>>513715
Ah, Alestorm. Gotta love those swashbucklers.
>>513742
What's more colorful than pirates? C'mon, everything is better with pirates!
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>>513762
Ninja Pirates
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>>513767
Robot Ninja Pirates
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>>513767
Ew, no, god please no. No weaboo pirates.
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>>513771
Robot Ninja Pirates in Space
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>>513776
Pirates in sphess are good. But no robots and no ninjas. The orcs are weaboos enough as it is.
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>>513762
But who are we going to pirate?

Also holy shit it's taking forever to load this page.
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>>513801
Same thing would go for the navy. There is nobody in the water, except (maybe) animals. Maybe we can make hunter-pirates? Specialized in warfare against sea-beasts.
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>>513811
Well with the navy at least it would give us a bonus and another way to fight the humans or anyone else who would come attacking us. Maybe even make it so that there's a fight on the lakes edge separate from the battle in the forest itself.
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>>513818
Pirates would give us a bonus in defence too. With pirates we can take the fight to the water, ship to ship, and since we would be more experienced, have better odds.
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>>513829
So are you saying have pirates as a position to give us a bonus like if we were to set up a type of town guard. In that case I don't see much of a difference between have pirates and a navy besides aesthetics.
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>>513836
Yeah, that's kinda what i was thinking too. It's the same shit, just aestethic change. And i personally think pirates look better
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>>513836
He just wants to plunder booty
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>>513841
That too. Especially yours, OP.
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>>513840
I'll fully support a Pirate navy. Giant parrots sound nice to me.
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>>513849
And i just realized, we'll be mage-pirates. Rune-powered lead thrower when?
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>>514758
My bad
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>>514759
Whoops wrong thread
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>>514759
>>514765
get your shit together little implet
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>>514759
Rolling for making him get his shit together.
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>>513528
Otters favorite animals?
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>>514968
That and Rock Lobsters
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barbs, new thread will be tonight (but later) judging by OP twitter.
but if I counting time right, I'll show up around latter half of it.
we all agreed on next turn -
1 use all skulls for more human pop
2 learn metallurgy/built smelter using metal from meteors
gl with start of the thread
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Orcs we need to train out Orc Brethren to be able to crush meteors with just their fists. We should have some of them train/work in the Manlet Mines (Punch through the walls instead of using tools and shiet) that way we can have the goblins help us build our base in exchange for the orcs' hard labor. Alternatively, we should think about possibly combining everyone's spirit fist and have it form one giant spirit fist, like say a coordinated fisting where everyone has to move as one. Alternatively, we should try and see if we can master the art of exploding someone from inside through blood magic, since we have animals and shiet we have an ever reproducing stream of non-descript animal bombs. Also should we even still hold a tournament? I feel like every orc has to be in agreement that One Punch Orc is now the strongest orc of the tribe. As for advancing into the bronze age, we don't really need weapons but I guess we could add another layer to our mud-fur-wood-bone armor?
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>>515051
Understood.
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>>515056
may Brock be with ya, hat guy
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>>515073
He wont. Senpai ruined that.

Ba dum tsh
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>>515084
even if Brock is not favoring us atm, he still within every of us.
as long we throwing rocks
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>>515090
>within every one of us
You guys actually started using rock dildos?
Holy shit that's gay
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>>515124
At least we ain't those degenerate elves who have orgies to procreate and all dress and act like women like faggots
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>>515124
elves please, not everyone is like you out there
you are SPECIAL
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>>515055
Or we could just check with OP what our Blood bonuses are and then level those up.
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>>515137
There's literally nothing wrong with orgies. Also our females wear short shorts while males wear normal clothes

>>515140
That's a dragon you dip
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>>515155
>That's a dragon you dip
ew, even worse
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>>515157
Remember, dragons wanted to jew the gobbos out of their race, and make a tentacle rape torture machine. They're fucking sick.
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>>515216
Even a hippie can be right once in a while
that won't stop us from murdering you if we'll be able tho
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>>515055
We have stone tools, fellow. I'd say that we could learn stonemasonry from dragos and metal forging from gobbos.
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>>515227
Looks like dragons are the new bad guys.
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>>515591
I just consider that just to be jewing. The humans are the ones still killing innocents violent animals and wanting to kill everyone else with meteors.
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>>515595
Humans are just comically evil for the sake of being evil, dragons are like Hitler tier evil trying to wipe out the gobbos without them even realising what the dragons are doing
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>>515605
I think the Goblins want to wiped out. They're so fed up with being stuck in their manlet bodies that they're committing genocide on themselves so they become slightly taller manlets.
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>>515612
>>515605
You joking, Elves?
We're always manlets.
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>>515591
Well other than being super jews we haven't really done anything particularly evil, we also have holy magic to vouch for our non evilness.
>>515605
Don't put the blame on us when its the manlets that initiated the crossbreeding, but hey their new forms are better than their old green forms.
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>>515615
Then what's with all the cross breeding between you and the dragons?

Big+Small=medium
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>>515619
in our case, kobbos and imps are still small
we're sticking to it and not gaining any more height
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Oh hey
>>515625
>>515625
>>515625
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>>515618
they may have initiated it but that Horny dragon fellow wanted to do more mannlet/dragon crossbreeding to make mannlets into lizardmen and eventually a full blown dragon subspecies
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>>515626
But they have to be at least somewhat taller then their Goblin predecessors. Also how do you get demon related imps from dragons and goblins?
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>>515640
They're actually not demon related

They just look like they are

Which is why they're murderized so easily by actual demons



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