>>566047
Truly we are the best.

Welcome to qst lets see if its kill here

>>566057
Wait you're not me

IMPOSTER

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>>566047
>mfw I look back at the mods who kicked us off /tg/
>>566057
>>566064
>>566071
QUICK, WHO'S BEST GIRL?

>>566078
Best Hyuga obviously

>>566078
Fuck me in the ass, Hinata is best girl. Momo is a whore and we're gonna kill all Uchiha.

AND I GOT ME PIZZA AND FUCKING WHISKEY. LETS DO THIS.

You fell under Hōōmaru-sensei's contact genjutsu after being ganged up on by Hidden Sand's Team Kazekage, of which your good friend Momo is a member. It was going well, and you were close to defeating their chunin minder when Momo's teammates, her cousins Fukuro and Dakera, joined in the fray, holding you down long enough for their chunin to attack you with wind style ninjutsu. Shortly after, your team arrived to rescue you, your teammates chasing away Team Kazekage, and their minder fleeing from your sensei, obviously unprepared to fight a superior ninja.

Right now, you are unconscious. Well, it's more like sleep really, in that you are dreaming. But what are you dreaming about?

>Roll me 1d4, first five

>1. Greatness

>2. Tranquility

>3. Normalcy

>4. Lewdness

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>>566081
>mfw Salt and the faker have the shit choice that isn't Kurotsuchi
>>566085
FOUND THE REAL JIRAIYA!

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>566089

>>566085
>>566081
I SAW THAT IMPOSTER

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>566089

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>566089

>>566100
>>566084
JIRAIYA, GET ON TWITTER AND TELL ME AND COUNTRY YOUR USER ID! THAT'S HOW WE'LL KNOW!

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>566089
looks like lewd, whatever.

how does normal lewd work? do we dream of hand holding?

>>566119
>hand holding
>normal
Jesus Christ, you're sick.

>>566119
Somehow, we hold hand and cuddle with Sensei, Hakurin, and Momo all at once.
>>566126
>hand-holding
>isn't normal
>sick for liking it
oh okay ;n;

one more roll

>>566119
This is a blue board you sick fuck. Next you'll say you waited till marriage to have a kid.

>>566107
I will when i get back from my whiskey run. I had a great many keks tho from the other anons.

Enough of these shenanigans you 2 Jiraiyas
>>566100
>>566084

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>566089

>>566119
>>566126
>>566131
Obviously it's best girl Shirou, who could it be more normal to be lewd with than our own sister?

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>>566146
>mfw he doesn't even attempt to use my trip code

COUNTRY, JIRAIYA, GET A LOOK AT THIS LOSER RIGHT HERE!
>>566148
Ugh, maybe you're the real Jiraiya...

>>566126
hey country has anyone come up with a nickname for kuro yet?

>>566097
>>566106
>>566102
>>566116
>>566148
I don't know why I expected anything different, time to figure out what normal/lewd looks like.
It'll probably be nothing but innuendos.

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>>566157
But I never use a trip code anon

>>566159
I vote for "The Autism" because we always fuck up social rolls unless we're drunk.
>>566163
We keep making innuendos that make Momo and Hakurin blush while Sensei that makes us and the other two blush.

>>566163
the first year of married life sounds about right

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>>566167

>>566178
Are you seriously retarded?

It was clearly a joke
>Why would somebody wait until a board with ID's to meme as someone?
>Who says oh yes you 2 Jiraiyas when theres a set ID identifying me as changing from a jirayia to a dice praiser
>I POSTED A MIMIC It's a dnd monster that looks like other things

>>566201
Don't talk shit about my Dice, I'll skull fuck you out of existence and hide you in my toad pond on the mountain.

Jesus.
Nice to see you on /qst/, qm.

Alright, lets figure out which id color corresponds to which waifu.
The list so far is:
>Shirou
>Sensei
>Hakurin
>Momo
>Ryuuko
Tell me if I forgot anyone.

>>566227
Well, clearly whatever the fuck my color is right now is the right one for Momo since I'm all for endless hand-holding with her.

>>566227
Hakurin a best. No yanderes

>>566235
I'm annoyed I missed the roll to ensure lewd happened but I needed my whiskey.

Best girl is Hinata, but sense we gotta pick i chose them all.

>>566227
eh momo seems best so far but i'd rather wait for more options, maybe someone who can help kuro with his crippling social inability.

>>566248
Shirou is perfect for that! Compared to her Kuro's an eloquent conversational genius with excellent fashion sense and a pristine reputation. It's like standing next to a black hole of awkwardness, everything he does just gets attributed to her!

>>566243

>>566266
Incestanon stop pushing your fetish

>>566163
You blink sleep out of your eyes, and sit up in bed. Since when have you had a king-sized bed? Since when has this been your room? "Oh, Kuro, you're finally up." A voice comes from the doorway, looking there, it's Hakurin, wearing a flame-pattern button down that looks just like one you own. "It's no surprise you're so tired though," she takes a sip from the orange mug covered in Hyuuga-symbols she's been holding, "I could hardly walk after last night," she says with a giggle. You want to ask her what she means, but before you can, she interrupts you, "Now quick, get out of bed, we're all waiting for breakfast downstairs!" and leaves.

You shrug and go downstairs, this isn't your house, but it seems nice so far, so why not play along? At the bottom of the stairs is an apron hanging on a banister, a sticky note on it says "wear me Kuro" so you put it on. The apron reads "Kiss the Cook" with an arrow pointed at your groin when you put it on, you think that's kind of tasteless, but you have to make breakfast!

You inexplicably know where the kitchen is, and you cook up everything that's laid out for you in there, breakfast sausages, rolled crepes filled with cream cheese, and some assorted fruits that need only be cut up, or in the case of melons, balled. You bring out enough plates for everyone into the dining room. You didn't know who everyone was before, even though you made enough for them, but you do now. Everyone consists of Hakurin, who you already saw; Hōōmaru-sensei, clad in a fluffy white bathrobe trimmed in blue; Momo, in a long yellow nightshirt; and Shirou, in a t-shirt that looks like one of yours, but goes to her knees.

During breakfast you wonder who eats sausages and crepes with their hands, and why they keep comenting on the length, and girth of the them, and what's so appetizing about creme cheese.

A sharp pain in both your shoulders wakes you up, and you open your eyes again, realizing it was all a dream. You realize that you're in your hotel bed, and you've had both your shoulders relocated. Your team stands at the end of your bed, Hakurin whispering something to Hōōmaru-sensei, who tells her that it's because you're a growing boy. Sensei asks how you're feeling after shooing Jimmaru and Hakurin out.

>How are you feeling?

>>566280
Disgusted

>>566280
>"I'm feeling... interested, and confused. Did I drink anything I shouldn't have?

Oh god, I just remembered the first year with my wife.

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>>566273

>>566280
Disappointed that we got into another useless fight and needed someone to bail us out?

>>566280
"Pretty good, I just almost beat a chunin assigned to guard the Kazekage's relatives!"

>>566280
like i want to win

>>566292
>literal losers that use trips when they don't run shit

>>566292
Well now I have my Trip for when I want to run MY quest i'm working on.

>>566280
>"Pretty good, I guess i can take down a sand chuunin one on one."

>>566349
I was honestly not sure whether or not you could read, and just had someone read the thread to you and dictate your posts.

>>566353
that's right! we only lost cause other people got involved i thought we lost a one on one fight

>>566336
>literal loser
>me

Well, I can't deny that.
>>566358
Me and Jiraiya are actually adopted brothers and he's a gorilla, and I have to translate everything into sign language for him.

>>566358
Oh i can read fucking flawless mate, I can't spell worth fucking shit. Then again drinking half the time when I'm in quests does not help at all.

>>566372
Dicks out for best Ape.

>>566349
Pre-running it you guys are just making yourself out to be more important than you are

>>566349
Whats the quest?

>>566387
Oh I know i'm not important at fucking all mate, I honestly only posted with a Trip twice cause I just learned how to do.

>>566388
I'm thinking of running a Quest during 30k. I have a system already set up point wise and stuff. Just working out which dice system would work and wither we be Space Marines or Primarchs. Enough Shilling my possible idea. This is Country's show.

>>566398
Sadly I dont really like 30k stuff but glhf for when you start

>>566317
>>566320
>>566353
"I feel pretty good, honestly," you say, "I mean, I would have beaten the chunin the Kazekage entrusted his team's safety to one-on-one," Hōōmaru-sensei gives you a thumbs up and a wink, telling you that that's a good outlook to have on life. She then clears her throat and leaves the room, telling you to take a few minutes for yourself before meeting the team in the lobby.

You wonder what she meant, but you think it might have had something to do with an effect the dream had on you.

>A) Wait for it to go away

>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)

>C) Go see your team right away

>>566398
Not sure if they exist at that point, but does that mean Sister of Battle waifu?

>>566428
>B)

>>566428
>>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)

>>566428
>>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
you can do it kuro!

>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
Is there really any other option?

>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)

I..can't tell if this a dick joke or something else. Pretty high fucking roll for our first time.

>>566432
Sister's of Silence is what i believe they were called. I'm still looking into research.

>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
It just works, Kuro

>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
>Implying there's another option

>>566428
What the hell would a crit in either direction even look like?
Wait a minute...
>trying to jack off
>with two dislocated arms

>>566432
>>566445
>>566447
>>566448
>>566449
>>566456
>>566458
Roll 1d100, first four.

>>566492
>Critcs
>Unleashes a fucking river
>Everybody in 5 miles ends up pregnant

Gonna be honest, I'm abit confused as to if this is what we think it is or Country is dicking with us.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>566500

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>566500

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>566500

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>566500

>>566503
>>566501
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, JIRAIYA-SENSEI? I DID IT, I FINALLY DID IT!

>>566500
Well I mean... >>566503 >>566510 how the fuck do these works?

>>566512
I CAN'T TELL WHATS GOING ON, SO I THINK I AM PROUD OF YOU DICE.

Well I'm guessing we're either jacking off or discovering our kekki genkai, and that option is already winning and I need to leave now
Bye

>>566523
>Implying we aren't doing both

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>>566503
>>566510
>>566516
Those aren't crits.
>>566523
Bye anon.

>>566529
>>566523
>Affinity is Water
>Odd dream and our ALL SEEING EYE was worried.
>We have a super high DC

... I fear for this outcome.

>>566536
Country, I can't tell WHY we have a high DC on anything at the current moment. I'm confused and only 1/4 of the way down a bottle.

>>566536
b-b-but we p-p-passed

i know i'm a disappointment, just let me have this one thing. ;-;
>>566541
Country decided to be a perv and have Hakurin actually do what we all claim Hyuga do. She now knows what and where our Kekkei Genkai is.

>>566536
You leave the room a few minutes later, relaxed and with a mixture of pride and shame. Hōōmaru-sensei gives you a questioning look, Jimmaru seems uninterested, and Hakurin is so red you think she might be about to pass out. You don't question it, and no one say much for a few minutes.

Until sensei breaks the silence, telling you that the client contacted her, saying that he's allowing the team to return to the Hidden Leaf without him, your mission is completed. She also mentions that the client's employees have already booked passage back to the Leaf on the train.

>A) Let's leave immediately

>B) Let's leave tomorrow

>C) Let's take the train

>D) Let's stay here for a while

>E) Something else

>>566585
>>A) Let's leave immediately

>>566585
>>A) Let's leave immediately
the faster we're out of here the faster we can start making gains

>>566585
>A)

She's blushing because she knows we're a virile motherfucker.

>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately
And ask Hakurin if she's feeling alright

>>566585
>C) Let's take the train
>E) Ask if Hakurin is feeling well

We have a fucking Difficulty check of 80 to jerk it. Country, Are you a christian by chance? Did we need to fucking hide from gods views??

>>566593
>>566585
Second

>>566604
It was a roll to see if we would spaghettify jacking it clearly

>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately

>>566604
>>566593
Two dislocated arms. You can guess what the crit was, there's only one possible way to crit in that situation. Incidentally it's the same as the critfail.

>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately
>E)You okay, Hakurin? You look a little flushed

>>566613
>>566609
If we critc failed, did we rip our shite off? How the fuck would that have looked?

>>566617
Nah, it would have just been that we tore the skin a little bit.

>>566617
There were no crits, crits in that situation are stupid. Besides, I never said what you did, why is everyone assuming?

>>566645
WHAT DID WE DO TO MAKE HER BLUSH?

>>566645
Again, a critfail could have been we tore a little bit of skin. :3

>>566645
>>566656
Isn't it obvious? Kuro was just practicing his Jojo poses.

>>566656
She saw the fappening, which embarrassed her because she wasn't ready for the girth.

:3

We might be gay, or at least bi.

Our first lewd dream was about girls we liked, yes, but the focus was just on the sausage, talking about it and handling it.

We like dick, even if there aren't any boys we like.

>>566702
_No

>>566702
Fuck off Freud

>>566702
Anon we're not a faggot. They don't have rights as clan heirs.

>>566702
Don't you have a mother to fantasise about, Sigmund?

>>566595
>>566596
>>566597
>>566602
>>566613
>>566616
You say that you'd like to head out right away, and Jimmaru agrees. Sensei says it's up to you guys, but Hakurin remains silent, nearly catatonic even. "Um, sensei, is Hakurin okay?" You ask.

"She's more than okay, Kuro." Sensei says, winking at you. You don't really know what she means, but she if she says one of your teammates is okay, she's probably right. Sensei gives you all fifteen minutes to pack your things and get ready to leave.

>A) Go do that (10)

>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help

>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
NEVER RETREAT

NEVER SURRENDER

>>566733
>B)

Our nickname shall be the Schlong of Justice. :3

>>566713
>>566722
You say this, but I know the second I dangle a trap waifu in front of you, you'll be crawling over your own mother to get to her.

>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
WEW LADS

>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help

>>566753
I will fucking vote to kill that worthless monster, Traps are not living beings and need to be quartered and drawn.

>>566753
>tfw qm is yet another fag in denial

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>>566762
Japan would probably disagree with you.

>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
>>566753
It depends, is the penis feminine?

>>566762
Jiraiya, I believe your opinions get consistently better as you drink more.

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>>566762
Oh really Jiraya? What if I've already introduced the trapfu? What if you've already said you want the trapfu in your harem?

>>566753
I have no interest in traps, Country. Only cute girls who need head pats and teasing female sensei. >:3
>>566762
>>566767
Hey, there's nothing good about trying to kill traps and calling the QM a fag. Momo is most disappointed.

>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
>>566753
last i check kuro wasn't Roarke starwind

>>566782
I swear to fuck, it had better not be Sensei or Momo. ;-;

>>566770
Two nukes weren't enough is all I have to say to that.

>>566774
That tends to happen, Allows the brain to work better without the pain.

>>566782
Then we kill it, because its no longer a wafiu its a Trap, Aka a faggot in denial wanting to be some woman. My blood boils at those things and men who think its still a 'woman'.

>>566791
Momo might be the Trap. Will you end her suffering and disease with me to spare her the pain of being in denial?

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>>566791
>female sensei
>Momo
Are you sure Dice?
>>566800
>>566795
>last i check kuro wasn't Roarke starwind
Last I checked Kuro wanted to be more like Roarke Starwind

>>566805
God bless you mate

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>>566807
oh, well shit

>>566807
>this is now a magical realm quest
fuck

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>>566782
>>566807
>waifus and GAMBURU combined
My body is ready, but my heart might not be able to take it!

>>566845
You fool! This was always magical realm quest!

>>566814
>>566836
>>566845
We may need to kill alot more people in this quest then I had thought we'd need to before.

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>>566892
>>566836
>>566814

>>566748
>>566752
>>566760
>>566762
>>566773
>>566795
You ask Hakurin if she needs help packing and she simply shakes her head before running to her room. You shrug, unsure of what's up with her before going to pack up your things. You come back to the lobby a little late, and you find that only you and Jimmaru are there, sensei and Hakurin arriving shortly. Hōōmaru-sensei tells you that she helped out Hakurin with packing. The Hyuuga girl's face isn't as red as before, but she is sort of hiding behind sensei. Your team leaves in short order, travelling back to the Hidden Leaf overnight. The voyage is totally uneventful.

Sensei tells you all to meet in the park atop Hokage Monument tomorrow, before leaving for her house. Everyone is pretty tired so you say your goodbyes and go your separate ways, Hakurin still silent. What will you do today, after you wake up?

>A) Relax

>B) Train (how? what?)

>>566958
>>B) Train
100 Push-Ups 100 Sit-Ups 100 Squats 10KM Run

>>566958
>A)

>>566978
>>566958
All x10 because ninja, otherwise yes

>>566958
>>B) Train
Gotta go fast
And also taijutsu if we can

>>566958
Voting this >>566989 WE MUST BECOME HUGE.

I hope the whole trapfu business didn't dissuade people, I didn't say I would do it. Just to always be wary around everyone, especially every female you meet. Maybe start doing what Goku did at the beginning of Dragon Ball.

>>566958
>B) Ninjutsu, try to up the amount of water we can produce
Make it rain, get them bitches wet!

>>566958
>>566978
Support. Maintenance training

>>566978
also when we're done take pictures of us and send some to momo saying we aren't mad

>>566998
You can only train one thing today.

>>567014
Who would we have to kill to get access to water clones?

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>>567001
You mean what happened in this scene?

>>566958
Oooooooooh supporting >>567006

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>>567022
More like this
>>567021
Water Clone is a C-rank, but it requires a good amount of chakra control and concentration. You may want to start with Shadow Clone.

>>566978
>>566989
>>567000
>>567003
>>567036
Training strength.
>Writing

>>567043
Shadow Clone is a B-rank and is more intensive if I remember correctly.

Also, I was trying to avoid using that gif.

>>567062
It is, even though it doesn't make too much sense for the non-elemental variant to be harder than the elemental ones.

>Writing

>>567043
I'm pretty sure shadow clones are way more advanced than Water clones. Shadow clones are perfect duplicates with up to 50% power and water clones are only good at water ninjutsu. For reference, Sasuke, a genin, took out 5 of ZABUZA'S water clones by himself! if those were shadow clones he'd have been fucked.

>>567091
I guess I was thinking more of Kakashi's Lightning Clones. It's still a harder jutsu to learn than what you've picked up so far.

>No more distractions

>>567056
You go to a gym that your mother purchased a family membership for a while back, for whatever reason, to begin some conditioning and strength training. You do a thousand push-ups, a thousand sit-ups, and run ten kilometers on the treadmill. You take a picture of yourself, tired and dripping with sweat for Momo, also messaging that you aren't mad at her. She sends back an apology, and promises to get this picture printed out as soon as possible.

Leaving the gym, you almost walk into someone. Or, she almost walks into you. It's your old classmate, Himarase Uzumaki, the one who consistently challenged your teammate, Hakurin. "Oh, sorry..." she starts, before recognizing you, "Kuro Nijiiroh! You're on Team Seven with Hakurin Hyuuga, my eternal rival! Tell me, where is she?"

>A) I don't know

>B) At home, probably

>C) I just saw her (lie)

>D) Something else

>>567158
>A) I don't know
>B) At home, probably

>>567158
>A) I don't know
She's probably inside the walls spying on us right now.

>>567158
>A)
>D)
"Hey, you're not going to bug her and push her into a fight, are you? She's kind of out of it right now..."

>>567158

>A) I don't know
>B) At home, probably

>>567158
>B) At home, probably
>D) Don't go being a pain, I think she's ill or something

>>567158
>>A) I don't know
>>B) At home, probably

>>567158
>B) At home, probably
>D) She's got something going on, I doubt mows a very good time
Also, D, Jesus Christ my sides

>>567165
>>567172
>>567177
>>567171
>>567184
>>567200
A/B/D wins. Are you sure you don't want to check her a la >>567043 just in case?
>Writing

>>567226
>Implying our All Seeing Eye would let somebody else touch her.

Expect her dad's all seeing eye as well.

>>567226
She's not a waifu, she can be a trap/futa if she wants to be.

>>567226
"I'm not sure where Hakurin is," you tell the excitable Uzumaki girl, "she's probably at home, but you shouldn't go bother her, I think she has something going on." Himarase looks crestfallen and excuses herself, leaving via jumping onto the rooftops and darting off somewhere. You keep on your way heading home, until her two teammates, and other classmates of yours, Sakutai Uchiha, and Matsukawa Sarutobi, who are running in the direction you just came from come up to you.

"Hey Kuro, long time no see, man." Sakutai greets you, Matsukawa offering you a 'hello' of her own. "Have you seen our teammate?" He asks after you greet him back. You ask them why they're looking for her, "She ran off and made us foot the bill at Ichiraku," he explains.

>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)

>B) Misdirect them

>>567266
>A)

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>>567242
>She's not a waifu

>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)
>C) Tell her good luck.

>>567274
Stop feeding Jiraiya's harem fetish, Country, jesus.

>>567305
I'm just saying, as long as you don't route lock yourself out/they aren't your own mother, you can waifu whoever you want. Good luck trying to get polygamy though.

>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)

>>567317
When can we route-lock Momo or Sensei?

>>567317
>>567305
>Tfw Polygamy is the hard things to do in this quest
>Tfw not a new ninja village

>>567336
Go ahead, try to see how easy making a village is.

>>567274
>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)
There's no hook in this waifu bait. You need to entrap us in some sort of character building situation for us to waifu someone. Instead of just asking us where Hakurin was, she could think we're lying and refuse to leave our side until we bring her to Hakurin. Then we could try to lose her in some sort of chase scene, fight her, or something.

It's waifuing 101 man, I thought you knew better!

>>567317
>polygamy is possible
>sweating intensifies
Putting aside the waifus, I don't know if I could resist the odds on that roll.

>>567336
With enough waifus we can do anything!
WE CAN ACTUALLY CREATE THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN FLAVOR!
Or would it be the village hidden in bitches? With the Pimpkage as it's leader.

>>567354
>There's no hook in this waifu bait. You need to entrap us in some sort of character building situation for us to waifu someone. Instead of just asking us where Hakurin was, she could think we're lying and refuse to leave our side until we bring her to Hakurin. Then we could try to lose her in some sort of chase scene, fight her, or something.
>It's waifuing 101 man, I thought you knew better!
>Implying I'm not going to show you her interaction with Hakurin in a write up when the thread is ogre.
3D chess m8

>>567336
Stop being a manwhore and go fuck your first cousin as is the custom for the mountain people of West Virginia.
>>567353
No.
>>567369
Watch Hakurin mention 'the girth' and suddenly we have the Uzumaki blushing and talking about how our stamina is nearly equal to her clan's.

>>567369
>>567354
THIS SOME NEXT LEVEL WAIFUING.

>>567376
dice I don't live in fucking WV you shite, I live in one of the 13 Colonies.

>>567380
If you live in Virginia, I still count it.

>>567369
>implying I don't want more waifus
>implying I didn't make my post solely to goad you into creating more of them
Your pitiful 3d chess is nothing compared to my 4th dimensional cosmic power!

>>567376
>Uzumaki is Hakurin's rival in all things
>always has to one-up her no matte what
>Hakurin watched us jack off
>sneaks into our bedroom in the middle of the night and rapes us in our sleep

>>567273
>>567294
>>567325
>>567354
You point them in her direction, telling them to go by rooftop, that's what she did, and wish them luck, Sakutai thanks you, and he and his teammate leap onto the rooftops on each side of the street, going faster on the roofs than they would on the streets. You stick your hands in your pockets and head home. Luckily, nothing else interrupts you. When you get home, no one else is there, and you turn on the tv for some mindless show for you to unwind in front of.

After about an hour, you hear someone scoff to your left. "Really Kuro, you're watching this plebeian shit?" Shirou is standing next to the couch in full ANBU gear, hands on her hips, and shaking her head. Since she's in gear, she's probably just going to congratulate you on your last mission and leave on another right away.

>A) Defend yourself

>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation

>C) Ignore her

>D) Something else

>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
>D) Atleast I don't lose to people who can't even go on A-ranks!

>>567438
I have to do something to distract myself from never seeing you

>>567438
>A)

>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
Just like my Cantonese calligraphy imageboards

>>567438
Also, add this >>567448 to mine. Guilt trip time. :^)

>>567438
>D) Of course I am. It's fun to laugh at. Come, mock the television with me!

>>567438
>>D) Something else
im not watching it to enjoy it, i'm watching it to turn my brain off for a bit.

>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
>D) When do you even watch anything? Do you have a TV in your mask?

>>567448
>>567463
>>567474
>>567476
>>567466
>>567447
"I need to do something to distract myself from never seeing you again." You say, and your sister starts to stammer out apologies. "I'm just kidding, Shirou, I'm just watching it to shut off my brain." She goes to smack you upside the head, which you swiftly dodge. "It's better than spending all my off time on Hidden Mist Fishnet-Weaving boards." You tell her. She just stamps her foot, and tells you she'll be back soon, congratulating you on your last two missions.

You drag yourself to bed right after your mother gets home, and you greet each other blearily. You wake up pretty late, and have to rush to the park atop the monument, the only thing keeping you from being late is your shunshin. "Good job Kuro," sensei says, checking her watch, "you made it on time with fifteen seconds to spare," she hands you an envelop, "so you get your mission pay. Your teammates are already there, and have their own payments.

Once sensei pays you, Hakurin sheepishly greets you, saying she's glad to see you, and thanking you. When you ask her what about, she just deflects it, stubbing the toe of her shoe in the dirt. Jimmaru just greets you tiredly, asking sensei if that's all. She's already gone, so he assumes he can go home. What do you do today?

>A) Training (what?)

>B) Relaxing

>C) Something with Hakurin (what?)

>D) Something else

>>567591
>A) Training (what?)
Bukijutsu
I was wondering, do our stats actually matter? They don't seem to influence our rolls at all

>>567591
>A) Water ninjutsu
Maybe our troubles with genjutsu would be allieviated by some mist? Or we could just wash people away with a firehose out of our mouth.

>>567591
>C) Something with Hakurin (Wanna spend time together?)

>>567596
They do matter, but only in cases where you and your opponent's stats are wildly different, and you're both not holding back.

>>567591
>C) Something with Hakurin (what?)

wanna train then hang out?

training water ninjutsu

>>567635
This

>>567591
>C) Wanna spend time together?

>>567614
>>567635
>>567655
>>567661
Hakurin doesn't know ninjutsu and her affinity isn't water style. Do you want to check? >>567043
>Writing

>>567669
*Hakurin doesn't know elemental ninjutsu

>>567669
Yes.

>>567614
>>567635
>>567655
>>567661
"So... Hakurin, do you want to hang out, do some training...?" You ask her, a bit apprehensive due to her odd behavior of late. She lights up, and agrees profusely, She takes your arm and practically drags you the entire way to the training fields. You two don't really converse, and she signs you into a private training field, one you don't recognize. Jumping through the trees, you find that it's rather isolated, views into it blocked by trees and cliffs, one side abutted by a chain link fence which overlooks a near-black forest, signs spaced out along the fence saying "DANGER", and "DO NOT ENTER".

"So, Kuro, what do you want to train, ninjutsu, genjutsu, taijutsu, weapons, something else, huh?" Hakurin spits out at a blinding pace.

>A) Ninjutsu

>B) Genjutsu

>C) Taijutsu

>D) Bukijutsu

>E) Something else (What?)

>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu
>C) Taijutsu

IF POSSIBLE, SENSE USUALLY WE CAN DO TWO.

>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu
Hose her down with some cold water.

>>567724
>>E) Something else
what else is there?

>>567740
Oh you know anon. Going home. Breaking into the Forest of Death

>>567740
You know what else. We're alone in the middle of nowhere, and she seems real nervous.

>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu

>>567724
>C) Taijutsu

"Something up, Hakurin? You were really quiet, now you're really excited. Preparing for something? Is something big happening soon?"

>>567744
So you're saying she's a little antsy because of 'the implication'?

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>>567751
>Is something big happening soon

>>567759
Hanabi's fucking face gets me every time.

And the idea is to play dense because its funny as fuck.

>>567751
>>567724
Second, wew

>>567724
Changing my vote here >>567735 too >>567751

>>567759
'I bet you forgot protection you whore'

>>567772
who has to "play" dense, kuro's got the social acumen of a thrown brick, wouldn't be surprising if he was as dense as one too.

>>567742
Back
We should totally break into the forest of death later and find some old sage to train with

>>567791
We should really carry a flask around and get some liquid courage in us every time we need to be social, because apparently drunk Kuro is a suave motherfucker.

>>567802
An old Sage you say? I wonder who that could be, maybe one of my bastards?

>>567807
yeah, also maybe pick up a bit of the drunken master fighting style to boot, that way if things go from social to combat were prepared.

>>567751
>>567778
>>567789
"You about taijutsu, you can probably give me some good pointers, right?" You posit.

She licks her lips and nods, "Oh I'm certain I can give you a few pointers, Kuro." she says with a smile. She drops into a gentle fist stance.

You drop into an orthodox fighting stance before asking her, "Something up, Hakurin? You were really quiet, now you're really excited. Preparing for something? Is something big happening soon?"


She giggles to herself, "I most certainly am Kuro. Ready?" You tell her that you're ready, and she activates her byakugan.

>A) Attack (80)

>B) Defend and Parry (90)

>C) Defend and Dodge (75)

>>567789
I didn't realize that Hakurin was the whore who wanted to fuck every waifu into polygamy. :^|

>>567830
>A) Attack (80)

>>567830
>A)

>>567830
>A) Attack (80)

>>567832
What?

>>567830
>>A) Attack (80)

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>>567830
>A) Attack (80)

I regret nothing, Hakurin a best

>>567830
>A

>>567832
Its not whoring when the future of your clan comes into the matter you slut. Learn how to CK2. The Clan and family comes first.

>>567832
............ Dice what the fuck did you just say?

>>567830
>A

>>567845
Jiraiya called Hakurin a whore again, which is ironic since he wants the polygamy to happen to make us into a manwhore.
>>567854
What the fuck are we, a bunch of pagans bitching about crusaders taking precious Baltic clay from us? :^|
>>567858
Jiraiya called Hakurin the whore, I'm calling Jiraiya out for it.

>>567868
The punctuation confused me. It made me think that you were calling Hakurin a whore who would get with all the waifus before Kuro did.

>>567868
... Dice what the fuck are you on? I didn't call Hakurin a whore. I was talking about the picture in >>567759

I am not that fucking drunk yet mate. ALSO YES, FUCK THE MUSLIMS. ITS OUR CHRISTIAN CITY.

>>567878
>Hakurin snipes our waifus
>If she can't have us, nobody can.

>>567878
With how we drop the spaghetti, I could see her doing that to spite us starting with breaking Momo into a submissive slut.

>>567839
>>567842
>>567844
>>567846
>>567853
>>567854
>>567864
Roll me 1d100s, first three.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>567900

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>567900

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>567900
REEEE, SPANK THAT ASS IF POSSIBLE.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>567900

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>567883
Oh.

Well, of course she 'forgot' the protection, she needs to ensure that Naruto will stick around. Don't act like she wouldn't.
>>567900

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>567900

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>567900

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>567900

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>>567907
>>567908
>>567911
>Writing

>>567925
We gon get raped.

>>567925
Fuck off with Jizz White Satan Cat.

Well shit
Time to pull out what we learned in the hotel
Activate Kekkei genkai

>>567925
COUNTRY CAN WE DO >>567938

>>567938
>Sudden intense blushu for Hakurin

And thus, the clan's legacy is ensured...

>>567925
Hakurin's about to mark her territory and her fist ain't that gentle

>Geoduck summon when?
Failing that, ducks or geese.

>>567978
>Geese Summons
HAIL SATAN

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Oh hey cool, this is still on

>>567907
>>567908
>>567911
You rush into your teammate, splitting her stance with your left foot, aiming two straight punches into her midsection. Hakurin strikes the tenketsu in your upper left arm to halt your progress, and it does just that, your left arm falling your side, numb.

You back off from the girl, and who doesn't follow you in, and just stands back, easing into her stance and grinning.

>A) Attack again (90)

>B) Defend by parrying (95)

>C) Defend by dodging (85)

>>567978
>geese
I don't think were aggressive enough
Unless
We're satan

>>568017
Welcome to the thread where Jiraiya makes us into a manwhore, NTFS.

>>568023
>C)

>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)

>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
That's it, grind your face into that brick wall! Feel the adversity!

>>568023
>B
Shit were fucked
High option means better luck,right?

>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)
>>568033
I'll stop it if I can
Also, why do we keep engaging the hyuuga in physical combat

>>568023
>>C) Defend by dodging (85)

>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
>When the DC is fucking extreme for a woman of equal ranking.

>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
NO FEAR
NO RETREAT

>>568023
>A
Relentless

>>568050
>When the Byakugan give a boost to taijutsu and she's already the genin tied for the highest taijutsu when the Chunin exam rolls around.

>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)
Let's train taijutsu with a Hyuuga, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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>>568050
>When you try to beat someone in a field that they've focused on their entire life

>>568043
Must be something to do with being friends and coworkers, at the very least, or whatever.

>>568038
>>568023
changing to A

And, oh fuck, she's gonna disable our limbs one by one, isn't she?

>>568062
>>568070
>When you forget to tell her no fucking Byakugan.

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>>568070
>tfw I started rewatching Book 2 recently
>tfw I would have done an Avatar Quest
>tfw SOMNIUS does while talking about hitting a four year old with a dick

>>568097
She deserved that dicking

>>568097
Wait, a QM is running an Avatar Quest where he talks about hitting a kid with a dick?

Why isn't it Toph/Katara/Korra/Kuvira/Asami?

>>568121
No, he dicked the kid in his Dragon Ball Z quest. Though the Avatar will be dicked in his Earthbender quest.

>>568129
Can't wait to dick the avatar

>>568129
Jesus Christ, sounds like a weird time.

Should have brought Toph and Korra in as expies, Country.