First for eskimo waifus

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It's time

>>580523
You beat me out by a second you ultranigger.

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Awww shit

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>>580510
I'm ready to be.

The village has been tense lately.

Normally a peaceful place, free of war, and even mostly free of crime, the village you call home has always been a wonderful place to live. Everybody knows each other, and virtually everyone treats one another with kindness. Sitting at the edge of a forest, and close to a stream, there is always plenty of exploring to do, fish to catch, and a myriad of other things to occupy your time, which is good, because there aren't many people your age living there.

You're fourteen years old, still quite young, but reaching the age where responsibilities are beginning to appear, and your free time is becoming more and more precious to you. Your parents run a small shop, selling hand-crafted trinkets to scrape together a living.

Your father is an Earthbender, and a veteran of the last war your kingdom fought in. He's known as a hero to the villagers for helping keep the kingdom safe and independent. Now, he's been called by Lord Ghonhu to defend the western border, as have most of the men from your village. In fact, aside from the elderly, you're really the only man in this village.

So, your mom's been depending on you more these past few weeks. Right now, she's sent you off to gather some firewood. You're in charge of preparing dinner tonight, so you don't have too much time to waste.

You can head to the North woods and probably finish quickly, or head South to the stream and see if your friend Handa is there.

>A. Head North

>B. Head South

>>580562
>C.
Have traumatic future flashbacks of events gone wrong, earth benders performing avatar-tier feats and queens getting killed and somehow resurrected

>>580562
>South.
Cause we need an excuse to procrastinate.

>>580562
>B. Head South
Who is this Handa?

>A

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>580562
1. North
2. South

>>580562
>A. Head North
Gotta get the cash gotta get the dough

>>580562
B

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>wake up
>it's avatar quest time

"Okay"

>>580562
>B. Head South

>>580562
>B

>>580562
>A. Head North
Narcolepsy when

>>580562
B

>>580562
>A.
Not the waifus already!

>>580575
>>580578
There isn't any need to rush, so long as you don't waste too much time. You decide to go South.

The walk through the woods to reach the stream is usually pretty safe, but you stay alert. The forest always has its predator's, and you don't have any weapons on you. At least, no normal ones.

You're an Earthbender, one of the few in your village. Your father's taught you the basics, and you're pretty sure you could hold your own in a fight, but it's probably better not to take that risk.

Reaching the stream without incident, you find Handa, just as you were hoping.

She's the closest to your age in the village, only a few months older than you. Her parents sell fish in the village, which is why she's at the stream today. You notice the spear in her hand, and the small pile of fish at her side. Looks like she's been hard at work today.

Her back is turned to you, and she's wearing the simple brown clothing she normally puts on to do her job. Her shoulder-length brown hair blows as a small breeze comes through, and she raises her right hand, throwing the spear into the stream. When she pulls it back out, you see that she's managed to capture another fish.

As she turns to add it to the pile, you walk over, offering a greeting.

"Hey," she greets pleasantly, setting the spear down for a second. "What are you doing out here?"

>A. Looking for firewood

>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her

>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her

>D. Something else

>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her

>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her

>>580638
>B
Time to waifu

>>580652
So predictable

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>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her

>>580638
>>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her

>>580652
Never waifu off the bat. See what the options are first.

>>580638
>D. Waifu her

>>580662
Wisely spoken

>>580656
She's literally the only girl in the village for us, what do you expect?

>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her
"Can I borrow some fish? I'm in charge of dinner right now. I'll owe you one if you can help make it easier than having to hunt for something."

>>580666
Good point, Satan

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>>580674
Satan?

>>580638
>A.
Come on, already guys?

Also read your last avatar quest it was pretty good, loved the characters but it fizzled out near the end.

>>580678
Check your post number.
>>580674
Hope you stockpiled on waifu pics when rolling.

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>>580652
>>580663
Ahem...

>>580665
Plus we (the players) know nothing about her. What if she's a huge asshole that never bathes and looks like Margaret Thatcher

>>580648
You explain to her that you were sent to find some firewood, but you got bored and decided to come see her.

Her brown eyes narrow slightly. "Well, glad you think I'm more exciting than picking up sticks. But, I don't really have time to hang out today, there's a lot of extra work to do with dad called to the West."

She's told you that a lot these past few weeks. The two of you usually spend your free time exploring the woods together, or sometimes skipping stones when you don't feel like doing that. But, with the men of the village gone, the children and teenagers have had a lot more work to do, and the two of you just haven't had any free time.

>A. Try to convince her to take a break

>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later

>D. Something else

>First thread
>SOM already not letting us waifu a girl
CHOO CHOO
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>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours
We get to catch dinner as well

>>580707
>>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later

>>580707
>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later
Tell her we miss spending time with her, and we hope we'll get to be together more often soon.

>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

Makes sense

>>580707
>D. Say you'll hang out with her later then, leave her to her work. She's busy, she'll just get annoyed if we keep trying to talk.

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>>580707
>C.

>>580723
Gonna count this as a vote for C

>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

We can end the waifu shit before it begins by locking someone down quick.

>>580733
Fair enough.

>>580736
Anon, would I ever make something that easy for you?

>>580738
You make it easy to get from one place to another. Because you're always railroading.

>>580738
I don't know, last quest of yours i was in was Spirit Detective quest...
Huh, yeah i guess not.

>>580742
Choo Choo

>>580738
Yes, if only to correct an error on your part. Otherwise no you are quite punishing, but fair which is why I enjoy participating in your threads

>>580707
>B.

>>580754
Thanks, Mecha

>>580761
SOM, is this MC black? If so, why do you keep running black MCs?

>>580773
Since he's from the Earth Kingdom, I doubt he's black

>>580757
>>580715
There is a way the two of you can do your jobs and spend some time together. You offer to help her catch some fish if she helps you collect some firewood.

Her lips curl upward, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "I'm not so sure that's a good idea, remember last time?"

You vaguely remember the spear ending up in a tree, and falling into the stream when you climbed up to try and retrieve it. But, in your defense, you're pretty sure that only happened because she decided to scare you when you were about to throw the spear. Still, that doesn't keep her from bringing it up constantly.

"Thanks," she tells you. "But I only brought the one spear. We can hang out later, okay?"

That's that, you suppose. Agreeing to hang out later, you leave her to her work, and undergo the process of gathering firewood. It doesn't take very long, and you soon return to the village, placing the wood in its proper place.

Now, all that remains to be done is for you to find something to eat. Stepping inside your home, you pass by your mother, who runs the shop on the ground floor.

"Did you get the firewood?" she asks, looking away from a customer for just a moment.

>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat

>B. Yeah, now you're going to see if you get get Handa to give you some fish

>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

>D. Something else

>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

>>580774
'African American' Then?

>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

I have finally seen the start of one of your questions.

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>>580773
>>580819
>implying

>>580828
SOM has this weird thing with black MCs. Only Human Quest and his other Avatar Quest don't have black MCs.

In his own words Tofoo is "darker than Popo".

>>580803
>>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat

Just bend.

Can we not bend a crude spear out of rock ?

So Som is black?

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>>580837
Tofoo is tan or olive skin what's with this black mc thing, and if the character is an earth bender he is probably light skinned or tan.

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>>580843
>People questioning weather or not our as-yet nameless MC is black or not
>Literal spearchucker

A.
C.
Better to have it and not need it.

>>580850
As a black man I can instantly tell when another person is black on the internet.

Yes he is

>>580855
SOM literally said that they used Tofoo's afro to block out full moons when he was training with Goku and Kori.

>>580855
We decided back when he was a kid that tofoo would be black, looking like uub with an afro, but people hate the idea now, so it's retconned.

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>>580866
He never said that

>>580864
We all know only horses browse the internet Male, Don't lie to us.

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>>580855
Ignore him, he's been shitposting his obsession of the color black for some time.

>>580864
Do white people be crazy?

>>580812
>>580813
Telling her that you have, you ask where your dad's hunting spear is.

"Hanging on the wall in my room," she answers before turning her attention back to the man in front of her. "Be careful out there."

She doesn't say more than that; she has faith in you, and you know better than to mess around out there. Walking upstairs, you enter your parent's room, approaching the rack on the wall, which hangs below the head of a tigerdilo your dad killed some time ago.

All of the other weapons are gone; your dad took most of them with him, and your mother carries the dagger he left begins. His spear hangs alone, and you leave the rack bare as you remove it.

You've been hunting before, and there's plenty to eat around here, so you shouldn't have much trouble. The woods to the north are usually where you hunt, and, wanting to get this done with quickly, you decide to head there today.

Creeping around while making as little noise as possible, you keep your ears open, searching for any sounds that could indicate some sort of animal. For a short time, you hear nothing, but as you continue your search, you hear a twig snap to your left.

Stopping in your tracks, you slowly turn in that direction, finding yourself facing a tall bush, which begins to rustle.

>A. Throw your spear into it

>B. Earthbend a rock into it

>C. Take a few steps back

>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes

>>580882
>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes

>>580864
Am I black...?

>>580882
>>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
spear at the ready to impale something if it pounces at us.

>>580882
>>B. Earthbend a rock into it

>>580882
C.

>>580864
SOM is from West Philadelphia born and raised. He actually has said he was from Philly.
>>580873
He did, he also said that they only made fried chicken for him when he lived at Capsule Corp.
>>580882
>>B. Earthbend a rock into it

>>580882
>D.
Keep the spear ready.

>>580871
I remember that but the tan DQIV protag idea was thrown around as well and that's what I based my idea of Tofoos appearance on

>>580882
>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes

>>580882

>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
Might be a person.
Keep your spear at the ready in case it pounces at us.

>>580888
>>580891
Ignoring your instincts to attack or retreat, you instead remain still, readying your spear just in case it's a predator, but restraining yourself from throwing in case it's a person.

That turns out to have been a good decision, as what emerges from the bushes is indeed a person.

She's a girl, looking not too much older than you, with short black hair, and green eyes that widen in surprise when she sees you standing there with a spear. Her clothes are ripped and dirty, making it difficult to tell what their original color was, and you notice a twig stuck in her hair. She's probably been traveling in the woods for a while, or else has had a very eventful trip.

Eyes on your spear, she drops into a stance you recognize as one used by Earthbenders.

"Are you working for Jongu?" she asks, voice growing stern and eyes narrowing.

>A. Who?

>B. No

>C. Ask who she is

>D. Ask what she's doing out here

>E. Something else

>>580955
>>E. Walk away "fuck you"

>>580955
>>A. Who?
>B. No
>C. Ask who she is
>D. Ask what she's doing out here

>>580955
>E. "I'm hunting for my village. You look like you've been out here for a week, are you alright?"

>>580955
>A.
>C.
>D.

>>580955
>B. No
>E. I'm just out looking for food. You see any game nearby?

>>580968
Donte pls

>>580955

>D. Ask what she's doing out here

>>580955
>B. No
>E. Put the spear down.
>>580978
Plus this

>>580955
>B. No
>>C. Ask who she is
>>>D. Ask what she's doing out here

>>580955
>A. Who?
>B. No
"Just out here to catch food, but ended up finding some strange girl that acts hostile on our first meeting."

>>580955
>A
>C

>>580978
>>580987
>>580977
>>580979
"Who?" you ask, confused.

"Jongu!" she repeats, her tone impatient. "The Warlord!"

"No," you tell her, not knowing who that is, but certain you aren't working for any Warlord.

The girl visibly relaxes, though she maintains her stance, and eyes your spear cautiously. Her strange behavior and disheveled appearance prompt you to ask her who she is.

"I'm Lantana," she girl answers, her stern and irritable tone fading somewhat.

Following her answer, you ask what she's doing out here.

"Hey, no fair, you asked the last question," she tells you, a small trace of suspicion working its way into her voice. "What are you doing out here?"

"I'm hunting for my village," you answer. "But you look like you've been out here for a week, are you alright?"

"I'm fine," she answers. "Wait, village?"

There's fear in her voice, and she looks over her shoulder for a moment before turning back to you.

"Show me where it is," she insists. "We have to warn them!"

>A. About what?

>B. Alright

>C. Tell her she's crazy

>D. Something else

>>581058
>We have to warn them

>Inb4 everyone is already dead

>About what?
>Alright.

>>581058
>D. Something else
"How did his men even get this far? How many of them?"

>>581058
>A. About what?
"You asked the last question, fair's fair."

>>581058
>>A. About what?

>>581058
>C. Tell her she's crazy
>>D. Leave without her

>B.
Post haste

>>581058
>>B. Alright

>>581058
Seems serious, so
>B.
Then along the way
>A.

>>581065
As if I'd make things that easy for you

>>581058
>A. About what?

>>581065
>Inb4 everyone is already dead
Probably

>>581058>>581058
>A. About what?

>B. Alright

>>581095
Ok lemme fix that

>Inb4 they're killed right in front of us.
One by one.

>>581058
>D. "What's going on? You haven't brought trouble with you, have you?"

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>>581130
Now you get it

>>581058
Bitch is probably gonna lead the Warlord right to us

C.

>>581140
Oh fuck. Does this mean the Warlord's Handhound is going to rape us?

>>581130
That is why village waifu refused to romance with MC at the start. She knows that she will be dramatically killed in first chapter to give hero a reason to embark upon his noble quest for vengeance.
I respect all of that NPCs that have to die for good storytelling

>>581153
I'm gonna bet SOM is gonna give us a chance to fight him and win.

If we bet all of SOM's 100 DCs.

>>581069
>>581083
>>581087
"About what?" you ask, not sure how seriously to take the girl.

"Jongu!" she tells you, growing more distressed by the second. "His men are going to be heading right for your village! We have to warn them!"

Whether or not she's telling the truth, you can't take that risk with the lives of your friends and family.

"Alright," you relent, turning and rushing back toward the village.

Despite clearly being exhausted, Lantana keeps pace with you pretty well, managing to stick just beyond you as you tear through the forest. No longer caring about being quiet, you make a fair amount of noise as you run home, so much so that a few villagers have stopped what they're doing, and look toward the woods as you and the girl emerge from the trees.

"What's wrong?" Handa's mother asks, approaching you with a concerned expression.

"The village is in danger!" Lantana explains.

Handa's mother regards the girl with a surprised expression. "And how would you know that? I've never seen you around here before."

"I'm not from around here," she confirms. "I've been running from the people that are on their way here!"

>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?

>B. How many are there?

>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?

>D. Run home and warn your mother

>E. Something else

>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>B. How many are there?
>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?

When you want to warn people, but get them all killed instead. feelsbad

>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>B. How many are there?
>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?

>>581177

>B. How many are there?
>D. Run home and warn your mother

>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?
>>>E. Suggest we give the girl to this 'Jenga' he'll probably leave us alone.

>>581177
>We got in time to tell someone.

Oh god Jongu is here isn't he.
He followed us didn't he.
We're fucked.

>A
>B
>D

>>581197
This

>>581192
This

>>581192
>Jenga

Nice

>>581197
This

Maybe if we give Lantana to Jongu he and his army of darkness will spare our village?

>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?
I guess old style, slaughtered them all.

>>581177
>>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>>B. How many are there?
>>D. Run home and warn your mother
>>E. Have handas mom spread the news and get her family safe.

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Remember to pay your respects to Toph
Let her blindness lead you and your dice rolls towards blind luck.

>>581177
B.
E. Instead of warn mother warn general village.

>>581226
>>581225
>>581219
>>581210
>>581206
>>581199
>>581198
>>581197
>>581192
>>581191
>>581190
>>581186

New thread theme

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Brace yourselves

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>>581241
>ofw in two more post everyone we ever knew or loved is dead

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>>581271
Given that we didn't even know anyone in our village besides our mother and waifu, I'm okay with this.

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>>581271

>>581271
>Inb4 our mother looks at us while she's dying and smiles and says.

>"It's not your fault."

>>581271

Hey atleast the value of the land will go up, and we'll be the legal owner of it all.

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>>581271

>>581241
Why can't we ever have nice things?

>>581197
>>581191
>>581190
>>581226
"Wait, you lead him here?!" you ask accusingly, feeling anger begin to bubble inside of you.

"No," she insists, holding up her hands defensively. "He's been heading this way for a while now, I'm just going in the same direction."

"Who's coming?" Handa's mother asks.

"Jongu," Lantana answers. "He's a powerful Warlord who's been conquering Kingdoms on the Western continent. Now, he's leading his army this way."

That would explain why your dad was called West. To reach your village, Jongu would have had to get through the defenses Lord Ghonhu set up on the border. You don't want to believe that something's happened to your father, so you ask the girl how Jongu's forces got past the soldiers.

"There weren't enough people to stop him," Lantana tells you, terrible regret in her voice. "They fought hard, but they were all killed or captured."

You feel as though she just punched you in the gut. Your dad's gone, if not dead, being a held a prisoner by some kind of madman.

"How many people does Jongu have?" you ask numbly.

"A lot," Lantana answers vaguely. "I don't know exactly how many, but there seem to be more every time he captures a village."

"Well, he's not going to capture ours," Handa's mother tells her, a determined expression on her face.

She looks to you. "Warn your mother, and anyone else you can find, we need to defend the village."

"You can't!" Lantana insists. "There are too many of them, you can't stop them!"

"This is our home," Handa's mother counters. "And we'll protect it with our lives."

>A. Right (go warn the others)

>B. You agree with Lantana, you need to run while you can

>C. Ask how much of the battle Lantana saw

>D. Ask Lantana if she can fight

>E. Something else

>>581294
At least there is a bright side :^)

>>581299
Suffering is good for the soul, anon

>>581308
See >>581288
>>581302
>B. You agree with Lantana, you need to run while you can
>>C. Ask how much of the battle Lantana saw

>>581299
Because other people see how nice our things are and want them for themselves or end up breaking them so no one else can have them.

>>581302
Shit. This is bad.

>B
>C

>>581303
OP will destroy that too.

>>581302
>B

>We will protect it with our lives.
Is almost always a death flag if your not a main character.
Sometimes even then

>>581302
B and C

>>581302

>A. Right (go warn the others)

You'll never take our freedom!!

>>581299
You need to earn nice things by taking and killing others who want them as well anon.

>>581302
B. Live to fight another day as the glorious people of Omashu said. (Or will say in some odd hundred years from now).

>>581302
>E. "[Name], stop! Think about it for a moment! All of our men, including my father, were already killed or captured when they broke through the west. We can't stop them with women and elderly. If we leave, they may take everything, but at least we'll have our lives. We can rebuild. I don't think i need to tell you what would happen to women like you and Handa if they were captured by soldiers on the march. Please, we have to leave."

>>581324
>Rape in the Avatarverse

>>581324
Basically this.
>>581302
>>581316
I look forward to it

>>581324
This

Finally off work and able to read
>>581241
Nice taste Som
>>581302
Oh lord we're about to get rekt, but I guess that's par for the course
>B
>C
>D

>>581331
We're on 4chan, not nickelodeon

>>581331
>Implying its Rape if everybody is screaming and covered in blood.

>>581302
>E. Earthbend a wall around the village with Lantana's help; when the warlord come tell him there is no War here ;^) and that our name is Joo Dee.

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>>581308
As someone writing and reading marvel quests this is objectively correct

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>>581313
>>581311
>>581316
>>581317
>>581319
>>581339

>>581347
Ba Sing Se already exists

>>581358
But it's not fucked up yet. I think >>581347's point was to corner the market on secret police forces and brainwashed tour guides.

>>581358
Yeah but they didn't lose it to the fire nation yet, the hundred year war is a long way away.
>>581353
>Concern.

>>581302
>B
>C
>>581353
Som, why are you so evil? Why do you take joy in the suffering of others?

>>581374
Because the suffering makes the joys that much sweeter

Good, I'm not too late. The pit hasn't arrived yet and we aren't pursuing some stupid kid.

>>581374
No story without conflict.

>>581374
>Som, why are you so evil? Why do you take joy in the suffering of others?
It's his defense mechanism for being the most hated QM of /tg/ vintage.
I still love you SOM. Even if you haven't let us collect gross monster penises yet.

>>581303
Fires of burning villages tends to be bright. So we have that going for us, which is nice.

>>580855
>Didn't check for quest until now
>waifuing already starts
>everyone we know or loved is probably going to get the ole'rape n pillage routine
>now we own the village if they all die

>>581419
>Not remarketing the Village
>Not selling off pieces of it too new people
>Not making a deal with BEG to make a profit on every person he rapes and/or pillages.

>>581311
>>581313
Handa's mom may be willing to lay down her life for her home, but you believe what Lantana said; the villagers won't be able to stop this madman. As much as it pains you, you agree that you have to leave the village behind.

Handa's mother is not happy when you voice your opinion.

"We can't just run!" she tells you angrily. "Our lives are here, none of us have the money to just start a new life someplace else."

"You can't afford to stay, either," Lantana tells her. "Jongu will capture or kill anybody who doesn't pledge loyalty to him. You can either let him have your village, leave, or die."

"Or we can stay and fight!" she insists.

"Yunta!" you shout, getting her attention by making this one of the rare occasions where you use her name. "Think about this. All of the men were killed and captured by these people. We can't stop them with women and the elderly."

Lantana gives you a peeved look at that last sentence.

"If we leave, they may take everything, but at least we'll have our lives," you continue. "We can rebuild. Think about what will happen to you, Handa, and the other women in the village if they're captured by soldiers. Please, we have to leave."

The thought of what could become of her daughter seems to finally break Yunta's stubborn resolve. The determination to fight to the end is replaced with resigned sorrow.

"But, we can't outrun them," she tells you. "They'll catch us eventually."

"Not if I hold them off," Lantana tells her.

"You?!" Yunta asks incredulously, her voice going up a few octaves. "What are you going to do?"

"I've fought Jongu's men a few times," Lantana answers. "I should be able to keep them distracted for a short bit. Enough time for you to get a good head start."

>A. Volunteer to stay and help

>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village

>C. Yantu has a point, you can't run forever. Maybe it's better to stand and fight

>D. Tell Lantana she's crazy

>E. Something else

>>581419
>>everyone we know or loved is probably going to get the ole'rape n pillage routine
Could be worse, could be old good orcs rape and kill.
Not that orc rape is worse, orc rape results in half-orcs with backstory to edgy to exist.

>>581426
>we don't rebuild the village or sell it
>we build a fuck huge wall
>no one dares to touch it as they would get impaled by our earth bending skills
>eventually pepole just set up shop out side it
>we accidentally became the first earth king

>>581435
>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village

>>581435
>>A. Volunteer to stay and help
2 benders are better than one.

If this bitch is fucking us over she's gonna die painfully.

>>581435
>>A. Volunteer to stay and help

>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help

>>581450
>Its a great wall
>The best wall
>We can't escape our own wall
>We start our own kingdom inside of the wall
>Future generations worship the wall.

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>>581450
>accidentally

>>581435
E
Build a wall

>>581435
>B.
Then
>A.

>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help
I can't wait to get rekt

>>581435
>who doesn't pledge loyalty to him
Are we that concerned who collect taxes and so?
Was our previous lord so good? Do we feel obligated to be relay loyal to him?
Is pledging allegiance to Jongu so bad option in comparison to looting?

>E. Surrender the village

>>581435
>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village

>>581479
Maybe not

But, the men from your village fought and died to stop this guy

>>581485
Point.
But from other perspective they fought not against him but for our liege lord as his levy.
We are just thrown in conflict of rich and mighty.
Also in many conflict when invading army was moving in people rarely fought unless they had any real chance.

>>581485
But they fought for their lord. Maybe he would make us the new lord of this area. And then we can form the early Dai Li.

>>581435
E. Set up decoys with earth bending. If our skill and Lantana are good enough to make earth statues. Make human looking ones as fake army/ fake villagers to at least slow down Jenga's rampage as they are distracted.

>>581519
Kyoshi was the one who formed the Dai Li.

>>581457
>>581465
This girl seems confident, but you really doubt she can just hold off an entire army by herself. You doubt staying behind would be of much help, either, but you decide to do it anyway, volunteering to help her fight.

Lantana shakes her head. "No, go with your family. One more person here won't make a difference."

"Your mother wouldn't let you stay behind, anyway," Yunta tells you. "She won't leave without you."

You see smoke rising in the distance. Either a forest fire's started, or the army's on its way. Either way, you're running out of time.

>A. It's your decision; you're staying

>B. Go talk to your mother

>C. There's no more time to waste, warn everyone to leave

>D. Fine, you'll leave

>>581435
A and B

And if we can, do this
>>581520

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>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help
Do it for Handa.

>>581532
>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying
>and thus ends earthbender quest

>>581526
She hasn't formed it yet though.
>>581528
>C. There's no more time to waste, warn everyone to leave
Tell Lantana to meet up with us after losing the army.

>>581528
>>A. It's your decision; you're staying

>>581528
C.

We should go, we should keep at least one decent fighter with the group. A bunch of peasants running off into the brush would probably get themselves fucked up again

>>581528
>a
>inb4 we're either useless or turn into a walking war machine

>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying
>E. Tell her I've gone on ahead. Someone has to buy time.

>>581528
Still pushing for>>581520

>>581528
>B. Go talk to your mother

>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying

Is c us leaving to warn everyone or telling Yunta to warn the villagers?

>>581554
Both, or you can specify just one

>>581541
>>581528
Oh, and let her know we're an earthbender too.
She doesn't know.

>>581528
>>581578
>A.
>C.
Tell Yunta to warn everyone

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>>581589
>>581552
>>581546
>>581545
>>581543
>>581541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

Godspeed, anons

>>581601
I WALK NOT INTO THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, FOR EVIL DOES NOT WALK WITH ME SOMNIUS.

A bottle of whiskey is however.

>>581601
You gotta stop doing that man you, are freaking me out.

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>>581601
It was a good run anons, I'm excited for your next quest Som

>>581601
You play with my heart Som every time you do this. Also https://youtu.be/oplJnWUtyCE

>>581601
>going full gurran lagan
>may just actually die first thread

>>581642
>tfw everyone is trying to get nameless earthbender killed to rejoin Tofoo in King Piccolo Saga 2: Kaioken Boogaloo
>>581618
>A bottle of whiskey is however.
Don't you have cousins to be impregnating?

>>581654
Dice is that you? Why the fuck does everybody think I live in the south.

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>>581601
>you are a fourteen year old boy in a backwoods village
>LET'S FIGHT AN ARMY


Do it for mother, do it for handa.
We will die, but they might live.

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>>581601
>ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN.

>>581541
>>581543
>>581546
>>581545
>>581552
"It's my decision," you tell both of them. "I'm staying."

Lantana sighs, her shoulders drooping just a bit, as if she's already watched you die in this battle.

"Alright," she gives in. "But I'm in charge here; follow my instructions and we both have a better chance of staying alive."

"I'm telling you, your mother won't let you stay," Yunta insists.

"Then tell her I went ahead," you tell her. "Somebody has to stay and protect the village."

Lantana raises an eyebrow.

"Someone from the village," you clarify.

Knowing that she won't convince you otherwise, Yunta goes to round up the other villagers. As the people begin to panic and rush to grab whatever they can before fleeing, Lantana grabs you by the arm, dragging you to the nearby woods, out of sight of your mother or anyone else.

"Look, are you sure about this?" she asks. "Have you ever even been in a fight before?"

>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight

>B. You're an Earthbender

>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth

>D. Ask if she's in any condition to fight

>E. Something else

>>581677
>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>B. You're an Earthbender

>>581677
>>B. You're an Earthbender
even if we can't fight directly we can fuck with the terrain at least a bit and set up defenses.

>>581677
>C
>B

>>581677
B and C

>>581677
>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>B. You're an Earthbender
"Well, the basics at least."
>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth

>>581677
>A.
>B.
>E. To make things easier on us I can try to earthbend some obstacles to try to force the soldiers in one direction but I have never tried something like this before.

"My father taught me the basics on how to hunt and defend myself. He also taught me some basic earthbending."

Feel free to ignore or support my E I just wanted to throw it in there

>>581677
>>B. You're an Earthbender

It'll be fine, we just have to run if it gets too bad and not lead them back to the refugees.

>>581677

>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight

>B. You're an Earthbender

>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth

in that order

>>581712
I'm game, since we are basically trying to slow them down for everyone to get away.

>>581677
>>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>>B. You're an Earthbender
>>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth
>>D. Ask if she's in any condition to fight
>>E. Kiss for good luck? Being a suave motherfucker might be fun for a change, outside of MSPQ.

>>581677
>a
>b
It's been fun guys
Time for death
No matter what we do in this situation someone's gonna die
Let's hope it isn't us

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>>581734
Oh, you might get your wish, my dear anon

>>581730
>flirting with random girl we just met
>thinks it's gonna work in a som quest

>>581734
It's better if we die than if the Avatar dies. I bet this guy is just an introductory device and we play as that spear chick instead.

>>581738
Fuck, fuck.
Its a trap , shit, damn it.

>>580510
Oh hey it's SOM's new quest

I haven't watched Avatar, but I like SOM.

>>581740
Worked in Sith Quest. That was a good read too bad the dice pulled the plug.

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>>581748
You thought I'd make everything just work out? My dear, anon, is this the first of my quests you've been involved in?

>>581757
Yes, a terrible loss

>>581748
But it's an obvious trap, the best KIND of trap!

>>581748
>Its a trap
And that's not a good thing like a Wong or Country quest. Fuck.
>>581761
>Yes, a terrible loss
Did you mean for this to be read in Slade's voice?

>>581768
Not just that but the obvious trap that people knew was a trap and picked it anyways

>>581778
Of course

Well either way, it's the first thread.
If we die, it's not some huge loss where we're totally invested in the characters and story already.

>>581788
I hope we get to play as the Avatar then. Does SOM run female MC's? I haven't seen one in all his quest's I've read.

We shall survive! Long enough to witness an Agni Kai!

Damn it, i don't want to play a female MC.
Then its gonna be all lesbians and scissorings and cutesy slice of life.

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>>581799
I am prepared to give the protagonist every edge, every scrape every cheap shot he needs to survivd. Even though I wanted a firebender

>>581788
Although, that also means there's no real point in killing us right away and fucking up whatever story som had planned for us.
That's only bad for som.

>>581747
Village girl is probably avatar
We either solo an army and become a major badass that everyone is trying to recruit/assassinate and us surviving is a big shock to her and we teach her earth bending
Or we die
Or we run away

>>581688
>>581711
>>581712
"Yea, my dad taught me how to fight," you tell her. "And, I'm an Earthbender."

She doesn't seem particularly impressed by that, but gives you a nod. "Alright, then do as I say, and we might be able to give the others a chance to escape."

"I could try putting up obstacles with my Earthbending," you tell her. "We could try to force the army in one direction, or just slow them down. But, I've never tried anything like that before."

"I'm not sure how much that would help," she admits. "Jungo has plenty of Earthbenders working for him, not to mention some Water and Firebenders."

That's actually kind of surprising. Most Waterbenders live in the polar regions, and most Firebenders live in the Volcanic Islands. Finding them on the main continent is supposed to be pretty rare.

"Still, you can help me put up some walls," she tells you. "They should be coming from the West, and in most of the battle's I've seen, he hasn't divided his men. He's just used numbers and strength to overwhelm his opponents."

>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy

>C. Ask why she's staying behind to protect people she doesn't even know

>D. Something else

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>>581826
>fucking implying
We know we're fucked, were you paying attention?
We're holding them off for as long as we can so that the villagers can escape.

We can't win, and we almost certainly can't escape.
We're sacrificing ourselves for our loved ones.

>>581836
>>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

>>581836
A
B

>>581826
We should just earth bend and push our village somewhere else!
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?
>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy

>>581836
>C. Ask why she's staying behind to protect people she doesn't even know
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

"I probably shouldn't even bring it to your attention, but why are you helping us?"

>>581836
>A.
>C.

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>>581842
>We know we're fucked, were you paying attention?
>We're holding them off for as long as we can so that the villagers can escape.
>We can't win, and we almost certainly can't escape.
>We're sacrificing ourselves for our loved ones.
Dale, we're gonna be fine, I tell you hwat.
>>581836
>>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy

>>581842
I suppose we could pull some savant bullshit like making a terracotta army if we rolled like gods, but yeah that doesn't seem likely.

>>581836
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy

>>581861
>savant bullshit
SOM wouldn't let that happen, he's a good QM.

>>581842
Yea I know
Just wishfuly thinking of what could happen if we survived
So how many people do you think we're going to kill before they kill us? I say like 5 or 6

>>581872
They're a trained army with benders.
We're a fourteen year old boy.

At best we can slow them down.
We probably won't manage to kill anyone, although our new friend might.

And that's likely for the better.
If we just resist, maybe we'll only be captured or killed quickly instead of tortured.

>>581861
Believe in the clutch luck that believes in you!

>>581895
>clutch luck
I don't think you know who's running this quest. Luck doesn't bless SOMNIUS quests often.

All we have to do is lay on the ground for a bit, make a fist, then punch the ground, making a 1,880 feet deep hole in the ground killing our son the Avatar.