>>58828
Good thing blue is our color
Also play up the Nightelf angle with some babes

>>58828
Gib root to Gnat for safety, scoot out of town ASAP.

>>58866
crabwalk out of town because wizard

>>58828
[You ain't never had a friend like me starts playing]

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>>58828

>>58828
Start humming a song that we can't quite remember the name of, but know if was by some weird tower band.

Hand the root the Gnat since we're probably capable of reacting with at this point anyway. Attempt to sneak out of town since there's no way we could explain to a healer why we're in this state.

>>58828
The closest exit is past the Magitek Department

Oops I forgot to link the archive on my webspace
http://darksquid.org/titmouse/

>>58828
If it is not immediately fatal you can worry about it later, get the fuck out of town, preferably with Gnat laughing the whole way

>>58828
Ha ha, now you've got blue balls.

>>58828
Good time for puns!
Tell Gnat that her laughter is making you BLUE.
Maybe it will make her forget you did something stupid.

>>58828
Silver can turn your skin blue - and we're a master thief. We should steal that silver out of our own body.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria

>>58828
Keep running.
Also, wipe the silly fake facial hair off your face.

>>58866
Yeah, this place is for losers.

Like Chad.

Let's bounce.

>>58828
propose to her

>>59117
he really blue it

>>58828
Stop laughing, Gnat! Do you want to be detected? Also, does Gnat have any teleportation magic?

>>58828
I could just put the root back into storage you know. Wouldn't THAT be funny.

Oh no! My glamour has been removed!
Now you can see that I'm actually a djinn.

So.
Yeah.
Peter Titmouse, actual Djinn.


(Not a djinn)

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I guess we really blue it, huh. Hah. Ahah.

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>>58828

This made my day.
Thank you.


I'm starting to get the feeling we are bad influence.

>>58828

You're Blue Now.

>>58828
You are now a smurf...rejoice!

At least you're not green.
BABADIBABADAI

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>58828
"Don't be so negative, you've really got me feeling blue. I'd rather not have this situation colour your opinion of my skills. I mean, it could be worse. I could've blue the whole thing."

>>58828
Excellent update. Someone might want to archive last thread on suptg though, to save it for those that don't know of your site.

>>60788
Undress, less weight makes you run faster

>>60788
TO THE SLUMS!

Maybe ask about not being blue anymore

Unless she likes us better Blue

>>60788
Peter drinks the medicine

He turns into an actual titmouse

>>60788
Then let's hurry. To the slums!

>>60829
A mouse with tits?

that's kind of hot.

>>60788
To the Titmouse-mobile!

Steal a horse for rapid transport.

>>60788
The slums, as it so happens, are being attacked by a headless Skvrkt.
The same one.
Turns out that wasn't a vital organ.

>>60788
Set a meet-up point outside of town since we kinda stick out.

Also so you change it for posterity, Gnat's right eye in Panel 4 is the same as background color.

>>60788
Let's hurry over to the PLOT SLUMS, with a sidebar about if Gnat knows anything on how to reverse our new skin condition later.

>>60788
Ask the witch if she has a spell of speed up.
If not, use your ability to "Run the Fuck Away" to get to the slums quickly, Peter.

>>60788
Be careful. Maybe I'm paranoid, but maybe Chad set up the whole "peasant lady needs this" in order to trick gnat into getting expelled for stealing it the first time.

>>60815
Please don't sexualise the Gnat.

>>60788
He changes colors every panel as it gets worse

>>60815
This please

>>60815
BLUE STREAK
SPEEDS BY
PETER THE TITMOUSE

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dang gnat im a bird

>>60788
You know the slums like the back of your hand. Hold out your arm to escort her.

>>61308
Do this but then look at the back of your outstretched hand
"Looks like the whole place just flooded"

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>>60788

>going to the slums

We must put on rags and wrap most of our face.

Everyone will ignore a beggar with messed up skin in the slums.


pic vaugely related (I think they used to make leapers wear masks and bells in some parts of the world in the old days, the bells to announce their presence so that people could avoid them, the mask so people wouldn't have to look at the body horror their face would sometimes become.)

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>>61056
>BLUE STREAK
>SPEEDS BY
>PETER THE TITMOUSE

>>60871
>>60788
This sounds very plausible to me.

>>63066
It isn't, he was allergic to getting stabbed in the eyes.

>>61308

Hold out your arm to escort her after snatching back the bottle of medicine and promising to keep it and her safe from the denizens of the slums

>>63088
Maybe it took some antihistamine and now need to recover lost fluids in the slums?

>>63314
Get in on that hug

Get some good feelings

>>63314
Now it's time to CELEBRATE!
With a date!

>>63314
Let her have her moment.

THEN CELEBRATE!

>>63314
>everyone gets a fondue date

>>63334
CELEBRATION!

>>63324
This.

>>63332
Anon it's like 2AM. Also I think there's a sick child somewhere? Lady at the door doesn't seem like she'd keel over if she didn't get the potion asap.

>>63314
I think we outa get that potion to a sick child before we start celebrating. And maybe ask her if we could crash since we're bound to be caught blue handed.

>>63314
Quest Complete!

Now take Gnat on another surprise date!

>>63324
get all in on it

>>63314
Try to get in on it but then back off when the awkward stares kick in. Play it off smoothly.

>>63314
GROUP HUG

Now pressure gnat to be our accomplice in a life of crime and splendor

>>63557
Can't we just steal her back into wizard school? Also we cast bag explosion so that makes us a spell thief right?

>>63590
"steal her back into wizard school" ?

Also we didn't cast a spell

We just mixed a bunch of chemicals inside a robe resulting in an explosion

>>63314
Don't get distracted! It's a trap!

>>63332
>>63334
>>63338
>>63347
We really should leave the town at once. I don't think the magic council is too happy about our little escapade.

>>63314
Entertain the child while she takes the medicine, chicks dig guys who are good with kids.

>>64049
I can also dig this option desu

>>64049
This

>>64049
This and >>63334

>>64049
another one

>>64049
We are now the Lone Blue Man.

>>64049
>the child
You mean Gnat?

>>64703
Stop it, Chad.

It's mostly vodka....

>>64766
So are we getting the double, or should we get two singles so I can surprise you in the middle of the night

>>64766
How is the little girl not surprised at the blue man?

>>64766
Well ok see ya later Gnat

Let her ask us to stay, it'll be funnier

>>64766
Let's go with her. It's sure to be an adventure!

>>64766
Offer her a place in our hovel that we've been living in on Bandit Road

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>>64776
this one

>>64774
Blue men clearly aren't that unusual around here.

>>64766
A dinner would probably be good for mana regeneration as well.
A dinner of fondue.

>>64815
We already ate.

>>64776
This.

>>64776
I support this plan

>>64774
She's been dying for a while now. Why should she care about something that doesn't really impact her or her family?

>>64776
I have a feeling this will backfire and she might just send us away. It would be embarrassing to have to ask to stay with her after doing that. Although could use some extra manpower to go to Spat and Chad is going to be extra pissed when he gets expelled for breaking into the reagent storage and destroying all the contents.

>>64935
>I have a feeling this will backfire and she might just send us away.
Honestly that would be even funnier, and then much much sadder

But what's life without risks

>>64766
Inform that if Gnat that if we wait to long Chad is going to come for us at the drop of a hat.

>>64776
Yes!

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>>64766
webm coming soon

>>65165
>>64766
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462442959040.webm

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>>65172
what a memer

>>64766
Wouldn't it be best to lie low after the explosion? If Gnat gets seen, she's already tried to break in before so she'll be suspect, and we're a new stranger in the town so we will be too.
We should probably just ask if we can stay in the peasants' house for tonight

>>65177
tem/tem

would fug

>>64766
Since she CLEARLY needs our help, we shall unite and adventure across the lands! Between her magic and our thievery, so little could go wrong!

Literally everything can and will go wrong, but let's pretend it wont.

>>64766
Do your Victory dance.

Just found this. It's awesome.

>>65611
+1 Anon!

See /qst/, we'll build up a userbase.

>>65615
Good artist gains new fans easly, thats natural. Right know I'm discovering his PokeQuest, and this is awsome.
Btw. anyone know what is with http://darksquid.org/ ? Will it be available, or not, or anything? Side website ~/pokequest/ works, but main don't

>>64776
Make her work for it.

>>65628
tfw i read all of that in one day and then there wasn't any more of it ;_;
I also got sad that I couldn't have been involved

>>65666
>666
Maybe it was best you never got involved, Satan.

>>65768
Be nice to him After all, there's a satan for every 1000 posts. So he's the 65th /qst/ satan.

>>65809
He is the 66th satan.

>>65809
Fuck off Fatty.

>>65817
Huh I was wondering about the mean comment. Then I saw that their ID was "iknuiFAT". Still no need to be rude. We have to support baby satan as a group to make sure they have a good upbringing.

>>65628
http://darksquid.org/index.html
>Hello and welcome to we are under construction
Not very informative, I know.

>>64766
That giant rainbow potion monster/spirit is going to bite them in the ass, isn't it?

>>66723
But she owes us for the fondue, we can't let her leave just like that

>>66723
Leave and sell all the extra magic ingredients in another town and continue on the journey to wherever.

>>66723
We know she's leaving through bandit road, and we know where she's going. Nothing too wrong with a little "What a coincidence, I'm heading this way too!"

>>66723
Tail her then 'accidentally' meet her in the inn.

>>66723
What's a contrived reason for us to leave and meet up with her again.
It can't be because of the theft, because how can we be caught when our hands are blue?

She's going to Thief Road right?
Sounds like a place where people might want to buy knives. Let's go there immediately.

Well that's the end of that chapter.
What else is going on in this crazy city?

>>66723
Re-affirm your status as a bachelor for life and do not pursue Gnat. Instead, find other cool dudes such as yourself and form a group, a "blue" man group, if you will. Because blue is a "cool" color, you see.

>>66723
Go back to Bandit Road. When you see her tomorrow morning make some joke about how she can't resist you.

>>66723
Point out that she never paid us for our services as Thief. And that her services as mage partner would even the score.

>>66778
>>66805
Seconding these.

Just by chance meet her again tomorrow, and suggest that they make a great team together.

>>66723
Good thing we stole her something she needs.
Than way she comes back and we can pretend she was missing us.
And stealthly give her back

>>66723
follow her down bandit road where she's bound to be attacked and robbed or worse. save her as the last second like the chad-thief you are

>hide out on Bandit Road waiting for Gnat to be attacked
>watch her slowly walk down the road
>nothing is happening
>she gets to the next town
>it is at this point you realise you're the bandit of Bandit Road

>>66877
Are you forgetting that there were monsters on the road as well?

>>66723
Stalk her.

>>66897
There are no monsters on Bandit Road.

>>66988
Not anymore, no.

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>>66723
Funny story actually, this was an actual story I heard while I was in the navy.

>>66723
Peter follows her

And finds out she's an actual titmouse when its full moon

>>58949
under fucking rated post

>>66778
agree

>>65177
h0i!!!!!!

>>66723
Go back to bandit road, we know she's heading that way anyway.

The plan has to work this time!

>>66723
Hey! Why don't you stay at my place near bandit road? It's free.

>>66778
Agreed

>>66723
I say we get in a convoluted plan to rob something and have a need to get out of town for awhile. We can't let ourselves look desperate can we?

>>67434
Maybe Chad will have to get out of town too, we could end up travelling with him instead

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Vague sacks with a dollar sign on them are a form of currency, right?

>>67508
Sure hope the inn didn't just have it's last room booked. That would be very unfortunate...unless of course our room had a spare bed.

>>67522
Seconding, the paths must never separate!

>>67508
Rest up and regain stamina.

>>67508
Couldn't she apply to another magic school if need be?

Such a shame we booked the last open room, Good thing it was a double

>>67508
One room with two beds costs less then two rooms.
"One room with one bed would be even better, but we need to be realistic on some level.

>>67538
One room with one bed would just lead to Titmouse on the floor anyway.

>>67522
this. let the awkward situation begin

>>67547
That would be the truly nice thing to do, assuming we only have the one bed.
We could always use the chance to try to steal some more stuff from around the inn too, i suppose

>>67547
That's an idea. We save the money, and show an ability to sacrifice(if could name sleeping on the floor such high word), so we could somhow impress her(she probably don't supose that thief can be like that).

>>67508
We're becoming worryingly creepy

>>67508
She was totally hoping we'd come with her.

>>67508

Not that the girl ain't cute, cuz she is, but why are we getting so oneitis with her already? We barely know her.

>>67682
You'd think so, but considering her face when she spotted us, I actually don't think she minds all that much.

>>67522
One room, one bed. Cue shenanigans

>>67721
You barely know anyone when you first meet them. That's just common sense. It's not a matter of declaring her our forever waifu, it's wanting to get to know her because A: she seems like a chill gal, and B: she's cute.

>>67735
And C) She's our forever Waifu

>>67742
This.

>>67742
I assumed that was a given

>>67722
And I just realised, that before she saw us, she was looking around intesely, like she was checking if someone didn't follow her(or us, or guards).

>>67508
She see's right through our bullshit, doesn't she?

>>67755
Nah, she's looking back to see if we've changed our mind I reckon. Looks like she likes having us around

>>67856
She probably does, after what we just did for her. Not a lot of men would go blue in the face just for her

>>67806
She does look kind of happy to see us though.

>>67508
Ask about any sort of side effects other than Blue Skin for a day mixing all those raw magical materials could have made.

>>67899
Hopefully we don't dabadeedabaDie

>>67914
>dabadeedabaDie
NOW LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

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>>67929
all about how

>>67946
A Gnat got flip-turned upside down!

>>67962
And I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom

>>68010
and tell you how i became the prince of a town called vietnam

>>68481
IT AIN'T ME

>>68490
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?

>>68510
I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON

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>>67508
They have to sleep on the same room because reasons.
Gnat is suspicious of Titmouse´s mankey face

>>67721
I think it's probably also better for Peter's self-preservation. He couldn't have taken the monster on Bandit road all by himself. The bounty on it's head was likely way more than whatever he gets stealing from people dumb enough to go to "bandit road." (or selling by knives)

Gone for the weekend. Can't make crops and webms until Monday. Cheers until then.

>>67522
How conveniently contrived

>>66723
ditch unpure waifu and find a better one

>>68852
Get back in our room and masturbate furiously.

Whilst she's asleep, sneak into her room, take her hat and leave.
Don't do anything else, just take her hat and go.

>>68852
Make sure that bitch don't give us the slip.

>>68852
switch between the other two rooms once every two hours so you're not wasting them

>>68852
Tell the Innkeeper who is actually your mother to try not to mess it up for me next time.

>>68852
Go to rest but stay vigilant, we're not safe until we leave the town.

>>68880
>>68887
These seem like the best courses of action.

>>68852
>>68880
>>68881

These.

And watch our back, we're not out of the town just yet.

>>68852

Look inside the keyhole of her door before turning in for the night

>>68901
>>68881
>>68880
Thirded.

>>68880
>>68887
Value and prudence go hand in hand.

>She's happy

WAIFU CONFIRMED BOYZ

>>68880
oh my god all of my yes

>>68880
>>68887
These

Definitely >>68880, and in the morning we should act like we scared away Chad who was coming to harass us, like the manly man we are

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>>68880
>>68892
>>68901
>>68904
>>68927
>>68932
>>68944
>switch between the other two rooms once every two hours so you're not wasting them

??????

>>69023
!!!!!!

>>69023
Mate, we bought the rooms, we've gotta use them

>>69023
We don't want to waste money

>>69023
You can call Peter Titmouse many things, but wasteful is not one of them.

>>69058
What about that huge amount of magical reagents he wasted?

>>69067
Don't talk about it. It's making me blue.

>>69067
Rainbows are never wasteful, they bring joy to the innocent!

>>69067
That was more lack of knowledge on what not to do with them, rather than purposefully wasting them

>>69023
>>69048
Most importantly, I suppose it'll mean we're tired out in the morning because of us getting top value for money

>>68537
SOMEBODY

>>69067
They'll come back eventually

>>69023
Look at it this way Okk, you can now create two updates for the price of one where you copy paste him traveling from room to room!

>>69104
ONCE

As a thief, it is his duty to steal her panties at least once in the journey. Maybe not this night, but maybe once she trusts him enough

>>69104
TO SHARE, SHARE THE REST OF MY LIFE

If we don't end this story with us reusing the "Stole your heart" line we are failures.

>>69203
I think it's a safe bet, that we will assuredly back that happening, whenever it does.

>>68852
How do you do it? I'm actually becoming invested in whether they'll get together. This hasn't happened to me in ten years.

>>69023
Look man, the logic is there, we gotta do it.

>>69203
I think it would be better we ended it with Gnat saying it.

>>69175
I'm curious, what do you do with a girls panties once you've stolen them? do you wear them?

Does this place serve breakfest

>>69573
From what anime has taught me, you smell them and wear them like a mask...

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>>69573

>>69573
You smell them and use them to fap.

>>69600
I didn't know Teddie had a sister.

A kinky one at that.

>>29401

>>69600
>>69597
Tell me, why does he wear the mask?

>>69643
A lot of loyalty for a panty-snatcher.

>>69643
Nobody knew what a perv I was until I put on the panties.

>>69721
WHY DID YOU TRY TO GRAB DR. PANTY?

>>70170
We can't let her take the fall for this

>>70170
She needs someone to bust her out of jail

Good thing she personally knows a good thief.

Actually try posting bail, and if that fails bust her out

>>70170

O SHIT. Intervene you bandit trash!

>>70170
Ruh roh.

Clearly this is a wacky misunderstanding, let's talk to him and clear all this up.

And by clear all this up I mean pickpocket the keys, set gnat free, and use our special thief skill: "Run from the feds"

>>70170
The only correct course of action is to steal Gnat out of the cuffs.

>>70170
Yeah no we're a thief we can escape, turn ourselves in now.

>>70170
Gather our bandito friendos.

Tell em we need em for one last job.

Cue a super awesome jailbreak.

>>70170
Jailbreak time!

>>70170
Find a suit we are her lawyer!

>>70203
Expanding the cast is a good move!

All of these actions can be summed up to.

Save The Bae.

>>70170
>>70198
Wait, no, do this instead:
>>70215

Time to raise some OBJECTIONS in court because clearly our client is being framed by notorious sun-wizard 'Chad'!

Dress us up as Miles Edgeworth, phoenix is lame

>>70198
This.

>>70170

Steal the handcuffs.

>>70170
Pocket the guard.

>>70215
This, we need some Phoenix Wright esque clothing and defending.

ask what this is about. if he mentions anything about crimes last night say that that is impossible since she was with you last night.

>>70170
If we fuck up with any of our plans we can at least turn ourselves in to take the fall.

>>70170
Oi, what's all this, then? What might be the charges, 'ere?

Gnat dind du nuthin.

Hide a lockpick deep in Peter's rectum, then confess to the crime.

>>70513
This. I'm guessing this is something along the lines of the nerd saying that Gnat was with Chad the night "Chad" committed the crime. If that's the case just confess to him that the Nerd was actually just shortsighted and was fooled by your disguise. You were dressed as Gnat when you and Chad stole those ingredients. She can go free while we meet up with Chad in a prison cell that won't hold us for more than a few hours at most.

>>70684
>You were dressed as Gnat when you and Chad stole those ingredients
THIIIIS

>>70702
So much this. It's too hilarious not too, and we get to cast more aspersions on Chad.

Plus, it turns out Pete and Gnat wear the same size!

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>>70170
>moucheron is french for gnat
>nat gnat

Good

>>70227
>>70203
Agreed, I support this all the way

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>>70198
do this one
the coppers will never catch us alive

>>70824
no wonder she gave us that look just then. It wasn't because of her getting jailed. But because we found out her full name!

>>70203
Indeed, time to for us to gather our crew!

It's just going to be Peter having drawn faces on all his fingers

>>70985
that brings new meaning to "friends and family discount"

>>70215
Do this but also gather a crack team of thieves to steal Gnat using the trial as a distraction, right from under the judge's nose.
>>70684
This as backup.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Natalie%20de%20Moucheron
I am disappointed.

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Mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYOZUPE6o0

>>71401
Now to use that law degree that our dad forced us to get before we left home to become a bandit/part-time knife salesman to good use

>>71401
Chad is an arrogant dick, right?

"Chad, do you admit, in your own words, that a sun wizard is too lame and useless to appear in two places at once?"

Alternatively, steal the other lawyers tie without anyone noticing, then be offended he would come to court in such a shabby condition, I mean, really, what kind of lawyer doesn't have a tie?

>>71401
Tell the GM that you have "extensive law experience" on page 39 of your character backstory.
Then use it.

>>71401
We must first establish that the witness is practically blind. This will throw into question if it really was Gnat and in any sane legal system the case will be thrown out right there.

>>71414
>>71420
This.

>>71439
Secondly we must point out that Gnat and Chad have separated and Gnat personally cannot stand Chad. This will throw into question who both of them are since Gnat was shown to be close to the alleged "Chad"

>>71450
>>71414
>>71420
I guess we can not be the buttmonkey for a change

>>71439
>>71451

Both of these. Question though; what happens when they ask 'well, who was it?' We're just taking the fall for her entirely?

>>71458
Clearly the real culprits are still somewhere out there. Our job isn't to find out who did it but to show it couldn't have been Gnat.

>>71458
Well, we're already a thief with a road named after us. It's no real issue for us to be blamed for another theft. Especially when it's a theft we legitimately committed.

>>71401
>>71458
Have you never played a phoenix wright game? It's always the dickish witness. I'm all for still trying to pin this on chad somehow.

Maybe get him to admit that he was totally capable of stealing that shit, he's a sun wizard, he can do anything.

>>71463
Good point.

>>71471
Trying to pin things on Chad and it backfiring is like half the reason Gnat is already in this mess though. I don't think it's a route we should continue to blindly pursue at this point.

>>71401
Glassesbro is poor and insecure about that fact, and the fact that he can't afford up-to-date glasses, so he insists that his vision is perfect and that he definitely saw Chad.

BASED OKK

>>71471
An illusion spell would explain away his alibi AND why he was so low and mana as well...

>>71401
At the very least try to get the case thrown on account of the lack of evidence. The only "witness" is someone with poor eyesight, and is only circumstantial. The wards and defenses could probably only be surpassed by someone with exceptional magic ability which means it couldn't have been gnat.

>>71401
we are going to end both on jail arent we?

>>71651
Wouldn't be the first time for us, I imagine.

Has no one heard the testimony of the accused yet? this court is a farce!
Get Natalie on the stand and ask her if she was with Chad at the time of the incident. She wasn't in multiple ways. She wasn't with the real Chad who was playing Lightning Ball... or so he says, nor was she with Peter in Disguise because he had to leave her behind due to the wards.

>>71401
Flatter/mock Chad until he admits that he's totally powerful enough to appear to be in two places at once

Get Gnat to admit she never entered the magical reagent pantry (also to testify that her lawyer is both handsome and intelligent)

Get Nerd Wizard to admit he's blind as a bat and has no right to be identifying anyone

Get the Prosecutor to admit he's actually a bandit trying to pose as a lawyer just to save a wizard who's pants he wants to get into.

Now that I think about it we need to come up with an acceptable alibi. Possibly a date with some gentleman that many people can confirm Gnat was with that day. Perhaps in some kind of restaurant that has fondue? After leaving the restaurant things got intimate.

>>71401
Question the nerd. Use his attraction to Gnat to subtly get him to change his testimony.

>>71753
>Flatter/mock Chad until he admits that he's totally powerful enough to appear to be in two places at once

100% this.

>>71753
I have to agree with the 'avoid trying to implicate Chad' tactic. Let's just try to get the case thrown out on lack of/bad evidence.

>>71753
>Flatter/mock Chad until he admits that he's totally powerful enough to appear to be in two places at once
>Get Nerd Wizard to admit he's blind as a bat and has no right to be identifying anyone
terrible idea, these contradict each other completely!
no idea how the magic system works but illusion spell seems to be the best answer, as it explains 2 in one

>>71651
As a last resort we could put all blame to Peter and pull off Zak Gramarye.

>>71753
I will add that If nerd couln'd not recongnize Chad properly, why we are claiming that he can do perfectly recognizing Gnat?

>>71401
Since you're a master of talking, the case is easily won

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>>71800
we're trying to establish reasonable doubt, anything that undermines evidence against Gnat is useful

Going for a mistrial would also work, just get the whole thing thrown out.

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Blah blah blah blaaaaaaaahh!!!!

>>71915
Why did we call the dean as a witness? He's too smart!

>>71915
N... uh... Mmmmmm

>>71915
Is there any evidence to support this? Do you have a witness who saw my client talking to a thief? Did she have bloodroot on here when she was arrested?

Where is the bloodroot now?

>>71915
Hold on why did she even get expelled in the first place since it sounds like he was willing to let her use the root if she did the paper work. Filling out the paperwork would have taken less time than trying to steal it at night. We are made for each other.