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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure 09/18/16(Sun)03:50:41 No.588958

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure Anonymous (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)03:50:41 No.588958 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of a Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.
Choose a character to become the protag:
- Barbarian gladiator
- Elven farmer
- Orc Gladiator
- Dragon Labourer
- Goblin sweatshop worker

Majority vote for the char select
I guess

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)03:52:20 No.588960

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)03:52:20 No.588960

>>588958
Orc gladiator

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)03:52:32 No.588963

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)03:52:32 No.588963

>>588958
Gobbo

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)03:53:46 No.588966

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)03:53:46 No.588966

>>588958
Gobbo

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)03:55:16 No.588968

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)03:55:16 No.588968

>>588958
Nooo choose orc it's best race

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)03:55:42 No.588969

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)03:55:42 No.588969

>>588958
Hello you gaylords

Barbarian gladiator

Anonymous (ID: 2rSP9VVF)
09/18/16(Sun)03:55:45 No.588970

Anonymous (ID: 2rSP9VVF) 09/18/16(Sun)03:55:45 No.588970

>>588958
Dragon Labourer

Anonymous (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)03:56:06 No.588971

Anonymous (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)03:56:06 No.588971

>>588958
Barbs!

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)03:56:14 No.588972

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)03:56:14 No.588972

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>588968
hey, I'm gonna roll a d10
if I win, we go with gobbos

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)03:56:56 No.588974

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)03:56:56 No.588974

>>588972
Lol I don't agree to that though nice roll

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)03:57:19 No.588975

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)03:57:19 No.588975

Two for humies, 2 for gobbos

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)03:57:32 No.588976

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)03:57:32 No.588976

>>588958
Well we may as well just have everyone in a party.
~~Still voting for orc~~

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)03:57:35 No.588977

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)03:57:35 No.588977

>>588972
Rock throws are back
This just shows that we have to choose barbarian.

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)03:57:45 No.588979

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)03:57:45 No.588979

>>588974
i've been rolling 10s and gettings 9s on /v/ in all the NaP threads niggaaaa

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)03:58:09 No.588980

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)03:58:09 No.588980

>>588975
Weren't you a hummie before all this why vote for gabbos?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)03:58:32 No.588981

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)03:58:32 No.588981

>>588976
that comes later, after the MC breaks himself out of his current situation

Refugee Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)03:59:04 No.588982

Refugee Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)03:59:04 No.588982

>>588958
I'm back.
Voting barbarians.
Also elves should get into telekinetic rock throwing.

That apocalypse drill was fucking base.

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)03:59:24 No.588985

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)03:59:24 No.588985

>>588980
I want good story. I think Gobbo would be more interesting. Human or elf would be expected.

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)03:59:52 No.588986

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)03:59:52 No.588986

>>588982
Shit humans in lead

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)03:59:54 No.588987

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)03:59:54 No.588987

>>588981
Hey, that's pretty cool.
~~I find it funny that no one's choosing elf, even tho we would probably get some sick magic~~

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:00:11 No.588988

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:00:11 No.588988

>>588981
Multi part breakout with role swapping?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:00:48 No.588990

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:00:48 No.588990

>>588988
Let's not go that far yet

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:00:52 No.588991

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:00:52 No.588991

>>588985
Fair enough then why not orc? Big dumb guy with adventures

Slave-bard Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:01:30 No.588993

Slave-bard Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:01:30 No.588993

>>588982
Ayyy, my brotha

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:01:38 No.588994

Hat Guy (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:01:38 No.588994

>>588987
Magic was prolly taken away cuz apocolypse drill would have killed the planet.

Also...

THERE IS A MYSTERY BOX

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:02:35 No.588995

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:02:35 No.588995

>>588994
Where!? I change my vote for the mystery box!

Anonymous (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:02:42 No.588996

Anonymous (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:02:42 No.588996

>>588958
>>588994
Holy shit there is!

Skeleton!

We choose skeleton!

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:03:36 No.588999

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:03:36 No.588999

>>588994
OH SHIT THERE IS
>>588958
MYSTERYBOX
~~Even though I got us all killed last time I opened one~~

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:03:40 No.589000

Anonymous (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:03:40 No.589000

>>588958
hold on niggas
HOLD UP
THERE'S A FUCKING MYSTERY BOX ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE SCREEN
CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX
I CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:03:53 No.589001

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:03:53 No.589001

>>588995
Forgot to put in my name.
It's a jungle out there.

Slave-bard Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:04:33 No.589003

Slave-bard Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:04:33 No.589003

>>588958
MYSTERY BOX NOW!

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:04:54 No.589004

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:04:54 No.589004

>>588958
Mystery box

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:05:33 No.589006

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:05:33 No.589006

>>588958
Changing vote to mystery box

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:05:40 No.589007

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:05:40 No.589007

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What mystery box, u niggas high

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:05:42 No.589008

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:05:42 No.589008

fuck it yolo
all of you niggas are going with names
I'll do it too
the most manlet of manlets reporting in
>>589001

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:18 No.589010

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:18 No.589010

>>589007
Behind the dragon

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:32 No.589013

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:32 No.589013

>>589007
Dat box below the dragon nigga

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:36 No.589014

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:36 No.589014

>>589007
Bottom left you hobo!

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:38 No.589016

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:38 No.589016

>>588993
Sup brotha.
Wanna go elves I guess?
>>588958
I'll switch it elves me thinks

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:48 No.589018

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:48 No.589018

>>589007
>>589007
behind the dragon, bottom left corner
it's transparent

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:06:54 No.589019

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:06:54 No.589019

>>589007
It's still there boyo!
Down, left corner!
MYSTERY BOX!

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:07:19 No.589022

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:07:19 No.589022

>>589010
Below the dragon!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:08:17 No.589025

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:08:17 No.589025

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What box

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:08:33 No.589026

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:08:33 No.589026

>>589016
I wanna see what's in the box, then i'll decide.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:08:46 No.589027

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:08:46 No.589027

>>589025
TOP RIGHT CORNER BY THE ORC
SELECT IT

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:08:55 No.589028

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:08:55 No.589028

>>589025
TOP RIGHT

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:09:17 No.589029

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:09:17 No.589029

>>589025
That box

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:09:35 No.589032

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:09:35 No.589032

>>589025
Top right corner you phaggot!
Do it!

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:09:44 No.589033

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:09:44 No.589033

>>589025
Top right OP

Give us the random box.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:10:34 No.589035

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:10:34 No.589035

>>589025
That box is moving
Slippery little fox
Box by the orc
...DOX!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:12:09 No.589036

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:12:09 No.589036

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There is no box, the box is merely, an illusion

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:13:06 No.589039

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:13:06 No.589039

>>589036
BOTTOM MIDDLE IS WHERE THE BOX IS
SELECT IT WITH THE CURSOR
LOCK IN AND CLICK IT

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:13:16 No.589040

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:13:16 No.589040

>>589036
Quit movin that fucking box and click it.

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:13:22 No.589041

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:13:22 No.589041

>>589036
Bottom middle.
Mystery box is must.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:14:15 No.589043

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:14:15 No.589043

>>589036
Oi. Nigga.
Just fucking click the box.
Pls.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:14:28 No.589044

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:14:28 No.589044

>>589036
We choose the box op
It's not an illusion it's filled with men's hopes and dreams.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:14:43 No.589046

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:14:43 No.589046

>>589036
Bottom center mystery box. Lock in.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)04:18:19 No.589050

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)04:18:19 No.589050

I see mystery boxes are on the rise.
what could possibly go wrong

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:18:50 No.589052

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:18:50 No.589052

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AND THE BOX REVEALS...Tribe hero units
- Hooded Bones the necro barbarian chief, currently imprisoned in Paladin Dungeon
- The Sad One the elven house slave
- Orc Monk Gladiator WanPan
- Dragon Messiah stripped of his golden scales
- The goblin's future King, son of King Gob I

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)04:19:34 No.589054

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)04:19:34 No.589054

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589052
skellebro Hooded Bones lock in confirm

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:19:46 No.589056

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:19:46 No.589056

>>589052
my heart says wanpan
but my gobbo spirit says Prince Gobbo
I'm going with Prince Gobbo

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:19:50 No.589057

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:19:50 No.589057

>>589052
Orc Wan Pan!

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:20:43 No.589058

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:20:43 No.589058

>>589052
Going for the Sad One.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:21:04 No.589059

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:21:04 No.589059

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589052
Do we roll or what? Voting takes too long

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:21:30 No.589061

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:21:30 No.589061

>>589052
Shit that's depressing.
>Paladin Dungeon
>Sad One
>WanPanch survived again
>Messiah isn't golden anymore
His name is now Punished Panch
Wait ~~Punished Panch isn't in any restrains~~

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:21:35 No.589062

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:21:35 No.589062

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>589052
ayo
rolls out for prince gobbo

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:22:00 No.589063

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:22:00 No.589063

>>589059
Shut up and give me dem (You)s nigguh

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:22:31 No.589064

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:22:31 No.589064

Hooded Bones

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:22:35 No.589065

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:22:35 No.589065

>>589052
The Weeping One elf champion

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:22:41 No.589066

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:22:41 No.589066

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589052
Rolling I guess.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:23:01 No.589067

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:23:01 No.589067

>>589061
He's the current Top Orc gladiator

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:23:18 No.589068

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:23:18 No.589068

>>589052
FUCK
we gobbos and orcs need to stick together
>>589059
>>589063
switching my vote to wanpan

Anonymous (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:24:05 No.589069

Anonymous (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:24:05 No.589069

>>589052
Hooded Bones!

Tho the Liche would have been better.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:24:17 No.589070

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:24:17 No.589070

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>589052
Fuck it, rollin' for the elves!

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:24:46 No.589072

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:24:46 No.589072

>>589067
Wait this is important.
Can we get some closure after God removed our drill and the king kicked our collective asses?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:25:19 No.589075

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:25:19 No.589075

>>589069
Nigga tryin' to vote twice?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:25:28 No.589076

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:25:28 No.589076

>>589064
>>589069
Dangit. /qsts/ refresh rate STILL sucks. I thought it ate my post, but no. Only my name.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:26:57 No.589078

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:26:57 No.589078

>>589075
Nah, man. I ain't no King Kobbo or Horney Dragon.

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:28:18 No.589083

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:28:18 No.589083

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>589052
Rawling for my liege

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:29:11 No.589084

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:29:11 No.589084

>>589072
Depends on what you do in the adventure

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:29:29 No.589085

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:29:29 No.589085

>>589078
Good job for not being a jew
>>589052
>>589070
OP, is my luscious 10 gonna do anything? 'Cause Necrobones, Sad One, and Wanpanch all have 2 votes.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:29:36 No.589086

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:29:36 No.589086

>>589083
MY FELLOW MANLET
WE'RE BACK
we need imp archivist and the other gobbos here

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:30:12 No.589089

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:30:12 No.589089

Right, let's count votes

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:31:02 No.589091

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:31:02 No.589091

>>589083
MANLET
WE CAN'T WIN ON OUR OWN
WE'VE GOTTA TEAM WITH THE ORCS
SWITCH VOTES TO WANPAN

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:31:21 No.589092

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:31:21 No.589092

>>589069
He's a secret recruitable character on the barbarian route

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:32:19 No.589095

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:32:19 No.589095

>>589092
I thought hooded bones WAS the liche

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:32:25 No.589096

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:32:25 No.589096

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Current status of votes n shit
Nobody chose the Dragon.
Or the regular tribemembers.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:33:28 No.589098

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:33:28 No.589098

>>589095
Nah, barbs chose a different human to become the Lich back in Civ Thing. Guess they didn't want one person to hold all of the tribe's power

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:33:56 No.589100

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:33:56 No.589100

>>589096
Yeah but heroes nigga.
They tell the best story.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:34:05 No.589101

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:34:05 No.589101

>>589095
Nope. The Liche was a seperate hero. Barbarians had over 10 heroes in our Civ.

Thats why we are the best choice. But a prince manlet is a good story too.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:34:48 No.589105

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:34:48 No.589105

>>589098
This made me think... Was The Sad One's magical dildo removed?

Hobbo Gobbo Tiebreaker (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:35:37 No.589108

Hobbo Gobbo Tiebreaker (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:35:37 No.589108

>>589096
I'mma switch to wanpanch, then

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:35:49 No.589109

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:35:49 No.589109

>>589096
Should op roll for it then to break the tie?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:35:48 No.589110

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:35:48 No.589110

>>589096
>>589092
>>589101
These are all reasons why barbs should be picked. And yes, the other races will be saved too.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)04:35:52 No.589112

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)04:35:52 No.589112

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>589096
>Nobody chose the Dragon.
big surprise

so what do we do with draw votes? roll higher?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:36:27 No.589114

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:36:27 No.589114

>>589096
>>589108
FUG
THAT'S IT
WANPAN WINS

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:36:45 No.589116

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:36:45 No.589116

>>589108
Why would you choose the most boring hero (imo)?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:36:52 No.589118

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:36:52 No.589118

>>589105
Everybody's artifacts were removed and put into the Kingdom vault.

Magic was also taken away too courtesy of court wizards

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:36:55 No.589119

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:36:55 No.589119

>>589108
3 votes for Wan pan!>>589096
Common guys we know we can make Wan pan glorious

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:37:57 No.589121

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:37:57 No.589121

>>589110
>over 10 heroes
Youfugginwut?.jpeg

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:38:07 No.589122

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:38:07 No.589122

>>589108
We already had a onepunchman adventure thing back in the post apocolypse.... dangit. Same story twice

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:38:58 No.589124

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:38:58 No.589124

>>589110
Your heroes ment nothing, you only had like 2 good ones

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:39:18 No.589125

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:39:18 No.589125

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It seems WanPan wins with 3 votes

Confirm Y/N

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)04:40:07 No.589128

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)04:40:07 No.589128

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>589125
N

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:40:13 No.589129

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:40:13 No.589129

>>589125
Yee
Yes
Yeah
LOCK IN

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:40:14 No.589130

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:40:14 No.589130

>>589125
I SAY N!

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:40:19 No.589131

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:40:19 No.589131

>>589122
We already had skelly and barbarian quest as well. Besides that dude was a bug man kamen rider.

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:40:25 No.589132

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:40:25 No.589132

>>589125
N

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:41:00 No.589134

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:41:00 No.589134

>>589125
>inb4 we spend more time on this than fuckoff

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:41:09 No.589135

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:41:09 No.589135

>>589121
Hooded Bones
Liche
Fred the Unicorn
Boss Skeledragon
El Skelebool
Skelebro and Skelebro Jr.

So 7. If i am not forgetting
>>589124
Fuck you Mr only 1 hero that didnt get murdered.
>>589125
All the 'N'

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:41:19 No.589136

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:41:19 No.589136

>>589125
Y

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:41:53 No.589137

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:41:53 No.589137

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>>589116
>>589122
>>589110

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:42:28 No.589139

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:42:28 No.589139

>>589125
Why give Y or N when we just voted?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:43:07 No.589140

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:43:07 No.589140

>>589139
Because fucking around is my mission til the end of time

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:43:09 No.589141

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:43:09 No.589141

>>589135
It's still not 10 nigga.
Don't do false advertisement, it's not good for business.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:43:21 No.589142

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:43:21 No.589142

>>589139
Cuz OP doesnt want a riot on his hands prolly.

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:43:22 No.589143

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:43:22 No.589143

>>589125
>All these N's
Cm'on opie, do an asshat, I know you want to

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:44:07 No.589145

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:44:07 No.589145

>>589142
Please he greatest riots, it's what he do

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:44:35 No.589148

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:44:35 No.589148

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Ah yes, so Y got 2 votes while N got 3

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:45:15 No.589149

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:45:15 No.589149

>>589143
>>589145
tfw non greenskins are getting rustled

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:45:44 No.589150

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:45:44 No.589150

>>589148
Wow things are getting complicated
Fucking electoral college

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:45:55 No.589152

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:45:55 No.589152

>>589148
N stands for Necromancy

Hobbo Gobbo (not)Tiebreaker (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:45:56 No.589153

Hobbo Gobbo (not)Tiebreaker (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:45:56 No.589153

>>589148
Voting Y

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:47:25 No.589155

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:47:25 No.589155

>>589152
N also stands for "Not being a weeaboo"

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:48:10 No.589156

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:48:10 No.589156

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>>589152
>>589155
It also stands for Negromancy

This has absolutely nothing to do with char select

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD)
09/18/16(Sun)04:48:52 No.589157

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD) 09/18/16(Sun)04:48:52 No.589157

>>589156
come on king gobbo

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:49:43 No.589158

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:49:43 No.589158

>>589155
lel
Nice one.

>>589149
>>589153
Also something tells me you are the same gobbo.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:50:32 No.589159

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:50:32 No.589159

>>589156
fuck
god damn it
let's switch to Prince Gobbo then
>>589157
AYY
fellow manlet
>>589158
that ain't me

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:51:17 No.589161

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:51:17 No.589161

>>589156
Just roll the dice already for the pick.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:01 No.589163

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:01 No.589163

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>>589161
To roll or not to roll, that is the question.

I must consult the magical crystal ball for answers

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:25 No.589164

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:25 No.589164

>>589158
Because there's nothing like an Id of some sorts to confirm if you're the same... Oh wait

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:34 No.589165

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:34 No.589165

>>589156
I'm tempted to choose the negromancer.
But i'll vote for The Weeping One again.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:36 No.589166

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:36 No.589166

>>589163
>inb4 urafaget

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:42 No.589167

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:42 No.589167

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>589163
"signs point to yes"

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:52:55 No.589168

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:52:55 No.589168

>>589163
Hmmmmm is it powered by salt?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:53:15 No.589170

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:53:15 No.589170

>>589156
You forgot the Kool Aid

But whatevs
>>589163
Thats not a crystal ball. Its a bag of crystel meth upside down.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:53:38 No.589171

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:53:38 No.589171

>>589163
Ball says ur gey

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:53:59 No.589172

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:53:59 No.589172

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>>589163
Interesting

Anonymous (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:54:14 No.589173

Anonymous (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:54:14 No.589173

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>>589167

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:54:31 No.589175

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:54:31 No.589175

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589172
shake it again

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:54:34 No.589176

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:54:34 No.589176

>>589172
Damnit. Its the 8ball

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD)
09/18/16(Sun)04:55:28 No.589178

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD) 09/18/16(Sun)04:55:28 No.589178

>>589172
get a paypal, highest paying gets to choose

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:55:33 No.589179

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:55:33 No.589179

>>589172
Why not just make them all MCs except the dragon
>>589172

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)04:55:39 No.589180

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)04:55:39 No.589180

>>589168
It's powered by (You)s
>>589172

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)04:56:02 No.589181

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)04:56:02 No.589181

>>589173
Fuck my cellphone not wanting to put muh name
Also, Imma go to sleep, don't fuck it, guys

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:56:34 No.589183

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:56:34 No.589183

>>589172
Trying again

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)04:57:36 No.589184

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)04:57:36 No.589184

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>>589183
And the answer is

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)04:58:17 No.589185

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)04:58:17 No.589185

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589184
Fuck find rolling for orc
Jesus

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)04:58:30 No.589186

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)04:58:30 No.589186

>>589184
yee
roll for us then OP
character select has taken too long

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)04:59:21 No.589187

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)04:59:21 No.589187

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>589184
I ask magic ball:
Will SRW Alpha translation be finished?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)04:59:21 No.589188

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)04:59:21 No.589188

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589184
Hooded Bones

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)04:59:31 No.589189

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)04:59:31 No.589189

>>589184
Rolling for magic 8ball!
And for The Sad One!

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)04:59:54 No.589190

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)04:59:54 No.589190

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589184
Rolling for elves.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:00:16 No.589192

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:00:16 No.589192

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>589184
PRINCE GOBBO
LET'S GO

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:01:06 No.589193

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:01:06 No.589193

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>589189
>>589184
shiet

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:01:13 No.589194

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:01:13 No.589194

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Rolled 3 (1d4)

Let's roll for dudes who got most votes
1- Hood
2- Sad
3- Wan
4- Gob

Dragons aint got no votes

>>589187
Magic ball gives you answer

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:01:43 No.589195

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:01:43 No.589195

>>589194
ayo
weebs win

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)05:02:14 No.589197

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)05:02:14 No.589197

>>589194
It's weab time.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:02:20 No.589199

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:02:20 No.589199

>>589194
But Wan pan got the most votes dammit

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:02:27 No.589200

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:02:27 No.589200

>>589194
Ayo das bullshit mayng.
But the dice gods will it.
Unless there's a hidden reroll somewhere.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:02:31 No.589201

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:02:31 No.589201

>>589194
>Magic ball gives you answer
fuckking gaben

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:03:21 No.589204

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:03:21 No.589204

>>589194
>image says episode 3
>wan is a 3
>rolled a 3

Three 3s

Episode 3 confirmed

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:03:26 No.589205

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:03:26 No.589205

>>589199
Read it wrong, damn my eyes

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:03:50 No.589206

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:03:50 No.589206

>>589204
Villian Adventure Part 3?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:04:04 No.589207

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:04:04 No.589207

>>589204
Half Life 3 confirmed

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:04:44 No.589208

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:04:44 No.589208

>>589194
If OP manages to make this interesting, then he'll have my respect (and my salt) for ages.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:04:49 No.589209

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:04:49 No.589209

>>589206
Adventure Thing 3

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:07:22 No.589210

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:07:22 No.589210

>>589208
Well you elves were boring as fuck, so it shouldn't be too hard

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:08:17 No.589212

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:08:17 No.589212

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Anyway, you now control WanPan, the OrcMonk gladiator slave. Currently the top ranking in the Orc division.

There is also a club coming straight at your face.

Now, everyone posts what action you want to do and roll 1d100.

Highest number gets picked.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:09:04 No.589214

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:09:04 No.589214

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch the fucking club and the assailant

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:09:28 No.589215

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:09:28 No.589215

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch the club and then the man holding the club

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)05:09:32 No.589216

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)05:09:32 No.589216

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589212
Normal consecutive punches

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:09:41 No.589217

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:09:41 No.589217

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589212
punch self in face

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:10:01 No.589218

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:10:01 No.589218

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589212
punch thru it

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:10:24 No.589219

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:10:24 No.589219

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: uitI/OPC)
09/18/16(Sun)05:11:33 No.589220

Anonymous (ID: uitI/OPC) 09/18/16(Sun)05:11:33 No.589220

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch things, I dunno

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:11:42 No.589221

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:11:42 No.589221

>>589219
Tradition of course

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:11:45 No.589222

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:11:45 No.589222

>>589219
Now your trying to commit suicide?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:12:25 No.589223

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:12:25 No.589223

>>589222
it's a tradition

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:12:49 No.589224

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:12:49 No.589224

>>589222
Tradition have you forgotten our ways?!

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:13:19 No.589225

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:13:19 No.589225

>>589036
I want to believe that we're still arguing for which protag to pick and I really want Orc Monk

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:13:46 No.589226

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:13:46 No.589226

>>589223
For barbarians. In this timeline. In other stories I understand

One Punch literally kills everything with one punch. Why punch self in THIS context?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:13:57 No.589227

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:13:57 No.589227

>>589224
We can probably wait a second until we're out of immediate pain.
>>589225
We just finished

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:14:25 No.589228

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:14:25 No.589228

>>589125
HOLY SHIT YES LOCK IN. ORCS BEST TRIBE

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:14:43 No.589229

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:14:43 No.589229

>>589226
because it's tradition for any adventure
our first action is always punch self in face
no matter what

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:14:44 No.589230

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:14:44 No.589230

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>>589218
WanPan punched through the club and into the face of the guy swinging the club: a barbarian gladiator

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:15:01 No.589231

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:15:01 No.589231

>>589226
He's Wan Pan
Not one punch you want us to get sued?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:15:45 No.589232

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:15:45 No.589232

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589230
Punch self in face

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:16:08 No.589233

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:16:08 No.589233

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>589231
Oritesry

>>589230
Spare him for pity

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:16:19 No.589234

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:16:19 No.589234

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>589230
Fuck yeah how bout some flash back as to how we got to be slaves

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:16:35 No.589235

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:16:35 No.589235

>>589227
ah yeah I just got down, I'm probably gonna miss this since I have to go to a birthday dinner but glad to see that it's the Orcs time now

>>589230
wink at him

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:16:41 No.589236

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:16:41 No.589236

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589230
Initiate CQC

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:17:05 No.589237

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:17:05 No.589237

>>589232
Dayum. Wanpanch kills himself with the strenght of the punch.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:17:11 No.589239

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:17:11 No.589239

>>589230
welp

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:18:36 No.589241

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:18:36 No.589241

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589230
Remember how we got here

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:19:27 No.589242

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:19:27 No.589242

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>>589232
Then WanPan immediately punched himself in the face. Causing great damage and knocking himself out.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:20:12 No.589243

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:20:12 No.589243

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589242
Mash all the buttons at once and wakeup

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:20:19 No.589244

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:20:19 No.589244

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589242
flashback dream of how we got here

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:20:21 No.589245

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:20:21 No.589245

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589242
Wake up in dungeon with other heroes

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:20:26 No.589246

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:20:26 No.589246

>>589242
Kek.

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:20:38 No.589247

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:20:38 No.589247

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589242
initiate dream sequence of what happened after God screwed us over our victory

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:21:02 No.589248

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:21:02 No.589248

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>589242
Told ya so

Now we control Hooded Bones

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:22:14 No.589249

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:22:14 No.589249

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>>589244
[flashback loading]

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:22:14 No.589250

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:22:14 No.589250

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>589242
>>589248

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:22:48 No.589251

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:22:48 No.589251

>>589250
missed it by that much >>589249

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:22:48 No.589252

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:22:48 No.589252

Dragon reporting. Gonna read up and catch up.

What did I miss?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:23:05 No.589253

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:23:05 No.589253

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589249
wait for it to load
flashback to just after god flicked the spirit meteor drill to space

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:23:22 No.589254

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:23:22 No.589254

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589249
Flashback correctly

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:23:28 No.589255

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:23:28 No.589255

>>589250
Fuck you barbs you had your time in the sun.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:23:29 No.589256

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:23:29 No.589256

>>589252
A dragon not getting picked, that's what

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:24:10 No.589257

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:24:10 No.589257

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589250
Too slow nigga
>>589249
Cancel loading new hero.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:24:28 No.589258

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:24:28 No.589258

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589249
Loading finished

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:25:09 No.589259

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:25:09 No.589259

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>589249
Alt+f4 outta there.
We choosing another hero.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:25:22 No.589260

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:25:22 No.589260

>>589258
>>589257
ayy
fuck you barbs
do you not want closure?
let's see the flashback first then you can have all the skulls

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:25:53 No.589262

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:25:53 No.589262

>>589257
>Too slow nigga
page updating weirdly, anyway I don't have much time today, so have fun
>>589255
not enough, never enough
~~I yet to become barbatrooper~~

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:26:54 No.589263

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:26:54 No.589263

>>589260
Of course i want closure. Wanpan is not gonna give it. He's just a living meme.

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:27:41 No.589265

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:27:41 No.589265

>>589260
I admit I want to see what happened to all the races. We can assume Hooded Bones and the other Skellies are probably being cleansed by Paladins. Orcs and humans are probably being kept as gladiators for entertainment. Dragons.... I don't know same with Elves and Gobbos

Emergency Orc (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:27:58 No.589266

Emergency Orc (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:27:58 No.589266

>>589263
Nigga he was THERE when we were set on that suicide mission.
He probably knows everything about what happened.
~~Also I'm probably not gonna keep a name for this qst~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:28:38 No.589270

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:28:38 No.589270

>>589257
>Cancel loading new hero.
Loading new hero has been canceled, flashback loaded instead

Whooop whoop whooop whoopy whooop (epic fflashback sound effect)

Ah yes, back when the collective spirits of all tribes formed into a giant golem thingamajig and summoned a giant magical drill meteor to kill the king

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:29:18 No.589271

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:29:18 No.589271

>>589263
Barbarians only get death that's it. Wan Pan is our hero deal with it, the votes are in and the dice god decided.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:29:49 No.589273

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:29:49 No.589273

>>589270
you forgot the image
also lmao at too many hats forgetting the comma

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:30:35 No.589274

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:30:35 No.589274

>>589271
The Almighty hasn't decided, though.
We will pray to him to let us change character. Or just kill Wanpanch

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:30:45 No.589275

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:30:45 No.589275

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>>589270
Server lag caused imge to drop

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:31:16 No.589276

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:31:16 No.589276

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589266
Everyone was there. An Orc Charisma will prolly be the whole story.
>>589271
Reeeeeee DELETE THIS

But really, it kinda blows. Mostly cuz he knocked himself out. Cuz memes.
>>589270
Many skeletons were born that day

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:31:23 No.589277

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:31:23 No.589277

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589275
Kill the king
Or well try

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:31:46 No.589279

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:31:46 No.589279

>>589275
Oh shit, now I wonder how God retconned this.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:31:50 No.589280

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:31:50 No.589280

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589275
Continue flashback

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:32:45 No.589282

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:32:45 No.589282

>>589273
Yea i did. Woops.
>>589277
Yea. Thats what happened.

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:32:47 No.589283

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:32:47 No.589283

>>589277
OH SHIT. KING DEATH CONFIRMED.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:32:51 No.589284

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:32:51 No.589284

>>589277
Oh SHAYT!
Dubs and 100? DAYUM SON

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:32:51 No.589285

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:32:51 No.589285

>>589277
>>589275
no fucking way
NO FUCKING WAY
NO FUCKING WAY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:33:04 No.589286

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:33:04 No.589286

>>589277
>same ending
Fucking hell, atleast try for the parallel universe time fuckery route by ramming the meteor straight at the human kingodm

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:33:13 No.589287

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:33:13 No.589287

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589275
Continue watching flash back
>>589276
He isn't dead, it was an excuse to see what happened, havent you ever written a story before?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:34:11 No.589290

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:34:11 No.589290

>>589286
I know right? No creativity.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:35:35 No.589291

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:35:35 No.589291

>>589290
>no creativity
>wants to have another skelly and barbarian quest again.

Common meng

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:35:42 No.589292

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:35:42 No.589292

>>589287
I said 'knocked out' not 'kill himself'.

OP could just as easilly killed him. You as a player have no idea what might have happened.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:35:44 No.589293

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:35:44 No.589293

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>>589277
Then suddenly, God

"You aint dropping that hist on my planet"

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:36:36 No.589294

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:36:36 No.589294

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589293
we saw this already
continue flashback

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:36:37 No.589295

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:36:37 No.589295

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589293
Okay
May as well try again with destroyed arms
~~Get on with it~~

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:36:44 No.589296

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:36:44 No.589296

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589293
It was then fortold in the scriptures that the Almighty had dyslexia.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:37:10 No.589297

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:37:10 No.589297

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589293
Meteor breaks into small pieces due to impact of God's finger and proceeds to fall into Human Kingdom

MORE SKELLIES MORE FUN

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:37:11 No.589298

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:37:11 No.589298

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589293
show us something new

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:38:14 No.589299

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:38:14 No.589299

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>>589296
"It was also then told that all tribes are now impotent"

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:38:26 No.589300

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:38:26 No.589300

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>589293
it hits a random planet causing Alien God to punch God

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:38:44 No.589301

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:38:44 No.589301

>>589222
>>589226
>>589292
No you said commit suicide

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:38:48 No.589302

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:38:48 No.589302

>>589296
>all dem good rolls
>all for nothing

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:39:12 No.589303

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:39:12 No.589303

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589299
just the humans in particular since they can't get it up, right?
ahahaha
continue flashback

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim)
09/18/16(Sun)05:39:28 No.589304

DokOrk (ID: oGkHehim) 09/18/16(Sun)05:39:28 No.589304

>>589299
and nothing of value was lost to the humans

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:39:49 No.589305

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:39:49 No.589305

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589299
Awesome golem stood there confused

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:40:05 No.589307

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:40:05 No.589307

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589301
That was before OP replied with the KO.
>>589299
Blame your kids. They didn't raise us correctly.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:40:17 No.589309

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:40:17 No.589309

>>589299
Roll to regain the Dragon's innate rapey ability to impregnate every living thing

Messiah will save the other tribes from impotency through crossbreeding

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:41:18 No.589311

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:41:18 No.589311

>>589309
Moar like the innate ability to get buttraped by wildlife, lmao

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:41:22 No.589312

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:41:22 No.589312

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589309
>>589299
Forgot roll

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:41:45 No.589313

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:41:45 No.589313

>>589312
Oh fug

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:43:21 No.589314

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:43:21 No.589314

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>589311
Elves use telekenisis to get it up

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:43:48 No.589315

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:43:48 No.589315

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>>589305

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:44:51 No.589316

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:44:51 No.589316

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589315
King kicks our asses while we're distracted

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:44:58 No.589317

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:44:58 No.589317

>>589315
>no dragonic crossbreeding adventures

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:45:00 No.589318

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:45:00 No.589318

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589315
Try to headbutt the king

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:45:09 No.589320

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:45:09 No.589320

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589315
And that's how we becam slaves

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:45:53 No.589323

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:45:53 No.589323

>>589317
too slow nigga
you gotta be within one minute of the first reply to count
this is how adventures work

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:46:32 No.589325

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:46:32 No.589325

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589315
Robot is confiscated by Brock

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:47:23 No.589326

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:47:23 No.589326

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>>589320
The End

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:20 No.589327

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:20 No.589327

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589326
Wake up

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:22 No.589328

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:22 No.589328

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589326
Wanpan wakes up

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:27 No.589330

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:27 No.589330

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589326
Wanpanch is woken up by a nurse waifu. Or a man crossdressing as one.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:34 No.589331

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:34 No.589331

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589325
>implying the gods didn't abandon us after god took away our drill to use in the next armageddon
>>589326
I wanna know what happened to the tribes and shit after we lost nigga

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:39 No.589332

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:39 No.589332

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589326
I blame dragons

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:48:41 No.589333

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:48:41 No.589333

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589326
Can we at least raise a huge middle finger from the ground, right in front of the king?

Anonymous (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)05:49:57 No.589335

Anonymous (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)05:49:57 No.589335

>>589332
Of course you do, being impotent really mess up your judgement

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:50:43 No.589337

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:50:43 No.589337

>>589332
Orcs and their shitty rolling made King go after us in the first place.

And Dice God gets all the blame, he denied OP's pity roll. He's the Devil in all of our religions

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:50:52 No.589338

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:50:52 No.589338

>>589331
They were tuned into slaves duh

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:51:03 No.589339

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:51:03 No.589339

>>589335
We were impotent from Metoers long before god took it away from the rest of you.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:51:52 No.589341

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:51:52 No.589341

>>589338
Yeah nigga but I wanna know what happened to every race.
It's clear that barbs and orcs went to the coliseum but what about the Elves, Dragos, and Manlets

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:51:59 No.589342

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:51:59 No.589342

>>589337
It wasn't rolling, plus you fags weren't doing anything any ways you have no right to bitch

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:52:54 No.589343

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:52:54 No.589343

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>>589332
As the combination was broken, the giant golem diappears, dropping the tribesmen down onto the ground.

Barbarians blamed the dragons the whole way down.

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:53:00 No.589344

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:53:00 No.589344

>>589341
Coliseum too

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)05:53:55 No.589346

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)05:53:55 No.589346

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589343
we wuz slaves n shieet
continue flashback

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:53:56 No.589347

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:53:56 No.589347

>>589341
The Kingdom's tax collection and bank management are probably all done by Dragon slaves. We're Jews after all.

>inb4 when its time to rescue no dragon wants to go because jewing people is their heaven

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)05:54:00 No.589348

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)05:54:00 No.589348

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589343
I blame the jews

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:54:20 No.589349

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:54:20 No.589349

>>589343
I blame the barbarians for trying to kI'll everything

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:54:43 No.589350

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:54:43 No.589350

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589343
Elves start singing ballads about how the king is a piece of shit on the way down

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:54:51 No.589351

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:54:51 No.589351

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589343
The King then rips the Messiahs skin off

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:55:22 No.589354

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:55:22 No.589354

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589349
>>589343
Gabbos shows the king the kings seal

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)05:55:23 No.589355

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)05:55:23 No.589355

>>589343
But it was the orcs's fault for opening that box !

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)05:55:52 No.589357

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)05:55:52 No.589357

>>589350
Diss Track on The King
By MC Herbalist

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:55:57 No.589358

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:55:57 No.589358

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>589343
Dragons panic and initiate partial Greed mode because they start worrying about their hoard

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)05:57:36 No.589362

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)05:57:36 No.589362

>>589355
This is true, but you know very well that you would have done the same thing

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)05:58:42 No.589365

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)05:58:42 No.589365

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>>589350
Each tribe had a different way to cope with what happened. But in the end they were all captured

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)05:59:02 No.589366

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)05:59:02 No.589366

>>589362
No one picked the box cuz they knew it was bad. That and robots.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)05:59:42 No.589369

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)05:59:42 No.589369

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589365
End flashback
Initialize character selection screen

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:00:04 No.589370

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:00:04 No.589370

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589365
The Liche escaped

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:00:14 No.589371

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:00:14 No.589371

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589365
end flashback
choose new character

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:00:53 No.589374

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:00:53 No.589374

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>589365
Wakey wakey, it's your favorite slave breakfast

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:01:12 No.589375

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:01:12 No.589375

>>589362
We had a doom portal right in our backyard, yet none of us opened it

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:01:38 No.589377

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:01:38 No.589377

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589366
That's bullshit no one could resist the mystery box not even you earlier in this thread.
>>589365
Wake up

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:02:13 No.589379

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:02:13 No.589379

>>589375
We actually did

Not sure if it helped or just ran away since it wasn't at the final battle

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:02:31 No.589380

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:02:31 No.589380

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589365
>elf on the ground still singing
Kek.
Keep the diss track going.
We're salty as fuck about what happened.
Tell the barbs to smash some rocks together for a sick beat.
Orcs do their dancing
Gobbos make instruments with the golem's scraps and start playing dank songs.
Dragons go around and collect donations.
Elves spit some fire.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:02:52 No.589382

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:02:52 No.589382

>>589366
It wasnt even a normal or the same mystery box. You went by name alone. Not quality

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:03:03 No.589384

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:03:03 No.589384

>>589375
There is a clear distinction of mystery box and doom portal, mystern box had potential for candy.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:03:21 No.589385

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:03:21 No.589385

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>>589371
Oh look that char select screen, maybe, maybe we can choose another character

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:09 No.589386

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:09 No.589386

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589385
Hooded bones. Lock in.

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:19 No.589387

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:19 No.589387

>>589379
Technically it was a spy, not a dragon

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:30 No.589388

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:30 No.589388

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589382
Mystery box is a mystery box, there is no same or normal
>>589385
Wake up

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:37 No.589389

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:37 No.589389

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589385
Select Prince Gobbo
LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:44 No.589390

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:44 No.589390

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>589385
Sad One: No Buttplug Edition
Loch In

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:04:45 No.589391

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:04:45 No.589391

>>589385
That blur man. I must have smoked the dankest blunt while we were falling from the golem.
I CHOOSE THE SAD ONE!

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:06:01 No.589392

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:06:01 No.589392

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589385
Messiah

The dice dictates thus

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:06:18 No.589393

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:06:18 No.589393

>>589389
>inb4 hes too tiny and we miss

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:06:32 No.589394

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:06:32 No.589394

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>589391
Since everyone is doing that, lemme roll

Anonymous (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:06:33 No.589395

Anonymous (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:06:33 No.589395

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>>589389
Selecting prince gobbo, wait it's not working

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:07:23 No.589398

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:07:23 No.589398

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>589395
are you okay, OP?
everything is blurry

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:07:35 No.589399

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:07:35 No.589399

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589385
Messiah

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:07:38 No.589400

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:07:38 No.589400

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589395
Dream ended
Wake up Wan Pan

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:07:54 No.589401

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:07:54 No.589401

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589395
Messiah.

Its the will of this dice

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:08:58 No.589402

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:08:58 No.589402

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589395
Did you try wiggling the shaft?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:09:14 No.589403

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:09:14 No.589403

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589395
Is he not of age in order to die horribly, I mean be playable?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:09:28 No.589404

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:09:28 No.589404

>>589399
>>589401
>dragons start showing up with high rolls now
where the fuck were you scaly motherfuckers when we needed you for the rap and for the rolls

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:09:32 No.589405

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:09:32 No.589405

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589395
The Sad One wants his buttplug back!
Plus, he has 2 votes, the others dont

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:09:58 No.589406

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:09:58 No.589406

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>589401
>>589399
>>589392
>triple double
I think god is trying to tell something...

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:10:08 No.589407

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:10:08 No.589407

>>589404
Couting shekels

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:10:32 No.589408

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:10:32 No.589408

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>>589401
Wait no that's not working either

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:04 No.589409

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:04 No.589409

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589408
Fix the distortion

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:19 No.589410

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:19 No.589410

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>589408
King. Your hand is in the way.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:39 No.589411

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:39 No.589411

>>589408
Ay nigga, try the sad one.
I got a 98.
It's worth something.
Right?

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:46 No.589412

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:46 No.589412

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589408
Wake up its a dream

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:45 No.589413

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:45 No.589413

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589408
[Clicking Intensifies]
ITS THE WILL OF THE DICE

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:11:54 No.589414

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:11:54 No.589414

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589408
stop drinking, OP
you're clearly out of it

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:12:47 No.589415

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:12:47 No.589415

>>589408
OP, all that salt is making you see double, here, have some sugar.
We love you OP.
You're great.

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:13:21 No.589416

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:13:21 No.589416

>>589408
Pick the hand

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:13:38 No.589417

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:13:38 No.589417

>>589415
Dont lie to him. That will make us die worse

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:14:39 No.589418

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:14:39 No.589418

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>>589412
WanPan finally wakes up from his self-induced unconciousness. He was dreaming about picking characters or whatever, weird

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:15:12 No.589419

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:15:12 No.589419

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>589417
>>589415
>>589408
ayo
fuck off barbs
OP is a great guy
Villain Adventure was one of the most fun threads I've ever been in
>>589418
examine surroundings

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:15:41 No.589420

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:15:41 No.589420

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>589418
Punch self

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:15:44 No.589421

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:15:44 No.589421

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>589418
But he did pick his nose. Hoe embaaarrassing!

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:15:58 No.589422

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:15:58 No.589422

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589418
Okay time to get back to whatever we were doing.
I think it was related to punching

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:16:52 No.589423

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:16:52 No.589423

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589418
Where is he

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:17:02 No.589424

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:17:02 No.589424

Man. Autocorrect is my nemesis tonight.
>>589421
How*

Ironic, isnt it?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:17:42 No.589425

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:17:42 No.589425

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>589418
See if that barb is still around. If he is, PUNCH

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:18:01 No.589427

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:18:01 No.589427

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>>589421
A guard outside your cell laughs at your embarassment

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:18:43 No.589428

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:18:43 No.589428

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589427
Check surroundings

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:18:48 No.589429

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:18:48 No.589429

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch the door. Crush guard.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:18:56 No.589430

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:18:56 No.589430

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch through the cell door at the guard's face

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:19:09 No.589431

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:19:09 No.589431

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch through the wall

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:19:50 No.589432

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:19:50 No.589432

>>589430
ORC PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:19:51 No.589433

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:19:51 No.589433

>>589430
All these 100s tonight. Dayum

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:20:35 No.589437

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:20:35 No.589437

>>589430
>>589432
>>589433
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
YOU SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT
YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE THE MOST BORING CHARACTER TO PLAY AS
FUCK YOU BARBS

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:21:39 No.589439

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:21:39 No.589439

>>589437
He says this when he also wanted to end the flashback with choosing another character

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:22:33 No.589440

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:22:33 No.589440

>>589439
I honestly thought wanpan was knocked out for real until you revealed it was wanpan imagining the character select screen

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:22:46 No.589441

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:22:46 No.589441

>>589439
I was gonna say that, but he'd prolly change his name again amd say it wasnt him

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:22:58 No.589442

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:22:58 No.589442

>>589439
Gabbos are known to be flip floppers

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:23:53 No.589445

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:23:53 No.589445

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>>589430
"Whoops, sorry." Said the guard as he dodged the punch

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:24:10 No.589447

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:24:10 No.589447

>>589437
Dude.
1, i'm not a barb
2, the character is still boring. Dice god took pity on us and made it cool.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:24:11 No.589448

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:24:11 No.589448

>>589441
>>589442
well, when I get the high roll
I get pretty hyped

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:24:26 No.589449

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:24:26 No.589449

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>589445
Worth a shot

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:24:37 No.589450

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:24:37 No.589450

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>589445
Locate barb opponent

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:25:13 No.589453

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:25:13 No.589453

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589445
Now punch the door at him

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:26:33 No.589455

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:26:33 No.589455

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>589447
Elves are better?
Man we haven't had an orc MC since cleric orc.
Let it go
>>589445
TeAR door off the hindges

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:26:45 No.589456

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:26:45 No.589456

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>>589450
If you remember correctly, he's probably in the barbarian section of the slave cells

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:30 No.589459

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:30 No.589459

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589456
punch through the right side walls of your cell to reach the barbs

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:33 No.589460

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:33 No.589460

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589456
Rip off door and ram gaurds into wall

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:50 No.589461

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:50 No.589461

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589456
Also barbs get better tasting food.

Also punch door into guard.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:51 No.589462

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:51 No.589462

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>589456
Punch through the wall and get to him

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:55 No.589463

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:55 No.589463

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589456
Call him a faggot through the wall

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:27:58 No.589464

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:27:58 No.589464

>>589455
I'm just saying i think Wanpanch is pretty boring as a character. Orcs as a race are pretty cool. And i think the Sad One or Hooded Bones would be more interesting to play.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:29:34 No.589468

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:29:34 No.589468

>>589464
Sad One would be almost impossible to use in this game. He would try to murder friends and foe alike.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:30:48 No.589469

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:30:48 No.589469

>>589468
After he got infused with elf god's strenght he became sane. Sort of.
So no, there wouldn't be any risks of random killing.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:32:03 No.589472

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:32:03 No.589472

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>>589461
"Man, isn't it great we upgraded the cells right before you savages were brought in?"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:05 No.589473

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:05 No.589473

>>589472
Punch the wall to the barbarian cells

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:07 No.589474

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:07 No.589474

>>589464
How is he boring? He's just strong he gets more interesting if you make him so.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:20 No.589476

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:20 No.589476

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589472
Punch the window of the door at him

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:39 No.589477

Anonymous (ID: dP6PXpdD) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:39 No.589477

>>589472
whats the next match against?

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:49 No.589478

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:49 No.589478

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589472
try to manipulate guard with flattery

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:33:52 No.589479

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:33:52 No.589479

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589472
Examine room
~~Test stand spirit powers~~

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:34:08 No.589480

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:34:08 No.589480

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589472
Check surroundings see if there are any cellmates

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:34:15 No.589481

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:34:15 No.589481

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589473
>>589472

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:34:59 No.589482

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:34:59 No.589482

>>589474
He never had any personality to speak of. And he just looks and feels very bland.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:35:00 No.589483

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:35:00 No.589483

>>589478
good idea
we'll use orc diplomacy

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)06:36:11 No.589486

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)06:36:11 No.589486

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589472

Punch through the wall!!!!! WAAAAGHH!!!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:36:11 No.589487

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:36:11 No.589487

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>>589478
Attempting to flatter guard

Roll 2d100, First is pickings, second is result
1-99: no
100: yes

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:36:43 No.589488

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:36:43 No.589488

Rolled 84, 3 = 87 (2d100)

>>589487
ORC DIPLOMACY

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:37:06 No.589490

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:37:06 No.589490

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589487
Orc charisma GO

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:37:07 No.589491

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:37:07 No.589491

Rolled 86, 98 = 184 (2d100)

>>589487

Anonymous (ID: Z8Li3boC)
09/18/16(Sun)06:37:15 No.589492

Anonymous (ID: Z8Li3boC) 09/18/16(Sun)06:37:15 No.589492

Rolled 69, 73 = 142 (2d100)

>>589487
OP needs putting down

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:37:20 No.589493

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:37:20 No.589493

Rolled 80, 40 = 120 (2d100)

>>589487
I like your hat. Is it custom?

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:37:38 No.589494

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:37:38 No.589494

Rolled 29, 50 = 79 (2d100)

>>589487
ORC CHARISMA

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:38:10 No.589495

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:38:10 No.589495

Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)

>>589487

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:38:12 No.589496

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:38:12 No.589496

>>589491
>>589487
god damn, we're close

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:38:13 No.589497

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:38:13 No.589497

Rolled 92, 93 = 185 (2d100)

>>589487
I messed it up.

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:38:22 No.589498

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:38:22 No.589498

Rolled 84, 4 = 88 (2d100)

>>589487
ROLL

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:38:32 No.589499

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:38:32 No.589499

Rolled 63, 18 = 81 (2d100)

>>589487
>implying this will work

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)06:39:15 No.589502

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)06:39:15 No.589502

>>589497
Dayum, those were good rolls

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:40:43 No.589504

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:40:43 No.589504

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>>589491
....aaand you failed to come up with any sufficient flattery and jsut kinda stared at the door for a few minutes

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:41:37 No.589505

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:41:37 No.589505

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589504
wait until you're called to the next battle

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:41:58 No.589506

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:41:58 No.589506

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589504
Inspect the room
Test if you can still project your spirit

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:41:58 No.589507

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:41:58 No.589507

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>589504
Orc charisma is a type of flattery

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:42:01 No.589508

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:42:01 No.589508

>>589504
Wait until something happen

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:42:47 No.589509

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:42:47 No.589509

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589504
Meanwhile the skeletons used Necro telepathy to map out the arena, prisons and castle walls. Oh yea, the guard patrols too.

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:43:04 No.589510

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:43:04 No.589510

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589504
sing traditional orc song in a melancholy manner

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:44:07 No.589512

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:44:07 No.589512

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>>589509
Probably, probably not. Who knows. You're still stuck in your cell wiating for the next time you're called up to battle.

That or the next meal time.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:45:02 No.589513

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:45:02 No.589513

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>589512
>>589505

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:45:02 No.589514

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:45:02 No.589514

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>589512
>>589506

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:45:23 No.589516

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:45:23 No.589516

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589512
examine cell

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:45:55 No.589517

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:45:55 No.589517

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589512
Contemplate the meaning of life

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:47:38 No.589518

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:47:38 No.589518

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589512
Eh i tried. Time to fight your uncle.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:49:36 No.589520

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:49:36 No.589520

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>>589513
"Alright, time for your last bout of the day, come on."

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:50:35 No.589521

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:50:35 No.589521

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>589520
Go with him to fight your final bout

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:50:54 No.589522

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:50:54 No.589522

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589520
Be sure to get a good look around us while we go.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:51:10 No.589523

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:51:10 No.589523

>>589520
Use orc charisma to lure the guard

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:51:40 No.589524

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:51:40 No.589524

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589520
ask who you'll be fighting

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:51:44 No.589525

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:51:44 No.589525

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589520
Give him a hug

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:52:20 No.589526

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:52:20 No.589526

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589523
>>589520

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:53:43 No.589527

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:53:43 No.589527

hmm
how does everyone feel about making this guard our friend with orc charisma?
I think we could do it and have a companion out of this

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:54:36 No.589528

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:54:36 No.589528

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>>589522
You're being led out from the Orc Cells. The place where the Orcs of your tribe are kept to prepare them for battle in the arena

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:55:33 No.589531

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:55:33 No.589531

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589528
head up the stairs and keep looking around

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)06:55:38 No.589532

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)06:55:38 No.589532

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589528
Marco!

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:56:16 No.589533

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:56:16 No.589533

>>589527
I am in favor of this.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:56:17 No.589534

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:56:17 No.589534

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589528
Punch the locks on the doors

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:57:10 No.589535

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:57:10 No.589535

>>589534
>dragons messing it up again
we're gonna get put back into our cell
also I'm pretty sure wanpan is handcuffed

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)06:57:54 No.589537

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)06:57:54 No.589537

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589528
attempt to befriend guard

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)06:58:06 No.589538

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)06:58:06 No.589538

>>589534
We're gonna hurt our hands before the fight and the opponent is gonna get a weapon now.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)06:58:29 No.589539

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)06:58:29 No.589539

>>589535
I'm gonna vote for punching everything and everyone and you won't stop me

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)06:59:30 No.589540

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)06:59:30 No.589540

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>>589534
"Ah ah ah. No attempting to release the other prisoners" said the gard as he tugs your punch away

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)06:59:33 No.589541

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)06:59:33 No.589541

>>589535
Brought it upon yourselves

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)06:59:38 No.589542

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)06:59:38 No.589542

>>589539
>Dragons this butthurt that they want to ruin other race's adventures
you weren't there when we needed you

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)07:00:14 No.589543

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)07:00:14 No.589543

>>589540
accidently punch his face

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)07:00:16 No.589544

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)07:00:16 No.589544

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589540
Punch the cuffs... somehow

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)07:00:40 No.589545

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)07:00:40 No.589545

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>589540
welp
let's climb the stairs to the arena then
keep looking around while doing so

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)07:00:48 No.589546

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)07:00:48 No.589546

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589540
Ask why is the gaurds being so gay, can't he be cool?

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)07:00:59 No.589548

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)07:00:59 No.589548

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589540
make charismatic small talk with guard

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)07:01:01 No.589549

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)07:01:01 No.589549

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589540
Keep the momentum from the punch for later

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)07:01:16 No.589550

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)07:01:16 No.589550

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589543
fug I forgot to roll

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)07:03:25 No.589552

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)07:03:25 No.589552

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>>589544
Attempt to punch cuffs resulted in just kinda tapping it from this angle

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)07:04:07 No.589554

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)07:04:07 No.589554

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589552
Tap a sick drum beat to impress the guard and befriend him

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)07:04:27 No.589555

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)07:04:27 No.589555

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>589552
Lay down some sick beats

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)07:04:50 No.589556

BusinessOrc Monk (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)07:04:50 No.589556

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>589552
Start tapping a tasty jam

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)07:05:47 No.589559

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)07:05:47 No.589559

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589552
>>589554 this

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)07:06:45 No.589560

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)07:06:45 No.589560

Apologies, will be absent for at least 30 minutes

Having dinner

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)07:06:53 No.589561

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)07:06:53 No.589561

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589552
Tap a tune

Bust some beats

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)07:08:08 No.589562

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)07:08:08 No.589562

>>589560
ayy
come back soon, OP

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)07:30:35 No.589566

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)07:30:35 No.589566

>>589562
We should have WanPan get some tattoos on his head and back like that one dude from gaudians of the galaxy

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)07:31:31 No.589567

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)07:31:31 No.589567

>>589566
yee
we need to win some fights first
I'll put that on our todo list

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)07:34:20 No.589568

Anonymous (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)07:34:20 No.589568

>>589567
Maybe blood god will give us one if he's still around

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)07:57:17 No.589580

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)07:57:17 No.589580

>>589568
Is op alive or did his lunch eat him?

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)07:57:57 No.589582

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)07:57:57 No.589582

>>589580
he's enjoying his meal
give him a while

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)08:01:32 No.589583

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)08:01:32 No.589583

>>589582
I think he just put too much salt on his meal and died.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:04:56 No.589586

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:04:56 No.589586

>>589583
It's ture, you are now communicating with the ghost of op

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)08:05:18 No.589589

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)08:05:18 No.589589

>>589586
spoogi
let's get back on to updating

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:07:52 No.589590

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:07:52 No.589590

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>>589559

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)08:08:32 No.589592

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)08:08:32 No.589592

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589590
he doesn't look impressed
let's just head into the arena

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)08:10:21 No.589593

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)08:10:21 No.589593

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589590
Add some vocals

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:12:22 No.589596

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:12:22 No.589596

thread sill going? just got home

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:12:36 No.589597

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:12:36 No.589597

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589590
Huh?
Wuzat?
Fights?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:14:08 No.589599

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:14:08 No.589599

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>>589592
It's because he already got enough of that from the Barbarian section

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:14:53 No.589600

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:14:53 No.589600

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589590
Ask the guard if he's watched any good anime lately

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)08:15:13 No.589601

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)08:15:13 No.589601

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589599
Start singing too, sing some days of our lives, or the theme from cheers.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)08:15:38 No.589602

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)08:15:38 No.589602

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>589599
Offer to take his job as guard so he doesn't have to listen to the barbarian singing anymore

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:15:46 No.589603

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:15:46 No.589603

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589599
So who's next for the fights

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:18:01 No.589607

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:18:01 No.589607

>>589568
this, we should try contacting Orc God.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:18:10 No.589608

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:18:10 No.589608

1d100

>>589599

Fight.

Commence.

Anonymous (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:19:24 No.589609

Anonymous (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:19:24 No.589609

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>>589602
"Great idea actually! Quick! Step through this gate to enter the equipment room so we can find you proper guard armor!"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:19:34 No.589610

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:19:34 No.589610

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589599
Ask what happened to the other tribes

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)08:19:42 No.589611

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)08:19:42 No.589611

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>589599
Bond with gaurd over how the barbs fucking suck

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:19:56 No.589612

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:19:56 No.589612

>>589608

dice+1d100

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:20:35 No.589613

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:20:35 No.589613

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589609
Ask where the sign is

Every important room has a sign you know

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:20:50 No.589615

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:20:50 No.589615

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589609
Alright
~~>inb4 it's the arena~~

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:20:54 No.589616

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:20:54 No.589616

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589609
He won't kill us right? Sure let's do it

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)08:21:12 No.589617

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)08:21:12 No.589617

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589609
>>589611

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:21:44 No.589618

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:21:44 No.589618

>>589599
Civiliziations crumble
Rock music stays
Hail Brock

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:22:11 No.589619

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:22:11 No.589619

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>>589613
"It's right up there"

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:23:03 No.589620

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:23:03 No.589620

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589619
does it have jerky?

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:23:25 No.589621

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:23:25 No.589621

>>589619
What's behind the sign

~~its the buttrape room where the dragons are, isn't it?~~

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:24:27 No.589622

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:24:27 No.589622

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589621
>>589619

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:24:40 No.589624

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:24:40 No.589624

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589619
I have the weirdest feeling about that sign.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:25:19 No.589625

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:25:19 No.589625

>>589619

>Follow guard into room...

dice+d100

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:25:48 No.589626

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:25:48 No.589626

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589619
Open the door

Also just a thought, I kinda want to start a wiki page of NaP's adventure thing series, anyone else game? I haven't read through all of them yet but the continuity and throwbacks and nods to each story is just amazing

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)08:26:01 No.589627

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)08:26:01 No.589627

>>589618
Elves still sing dank ballads all the time while they're farming.
Oh, wait.
Holy shit.
I think we just became like african slaves.
>>589619
The sign falls down because it wasn't glued on properly. The other sign says something else.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:26:04 No.589628

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:26:04 No.589628

>>589625
Put it in the options field

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:26:46 No.589630

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:26:46 No.589630

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>>589620
"Oh yes, all the jerkies, in fact. We took it from the barbarians. Eating their jerky in front of them when they're helpless to do anything about it is a mandatory guard pastime"

>>589625
dice+1d100 in the Options field

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:28:05 No.589631

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:28:05 No.589631

>>589619

>Follow guard into room...

>>5889628

Thank you...

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:28:09 No.589632

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:28:09 No.589632

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589630
The fake sign falls off due to shitty glue work and it reveals something else

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:28:25 No.589633

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:28:25 No.589633

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589630
You ever think of using it as bait for barbarians?

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:28:27 No.589635

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:28:27 No.589635

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589630
barbarian nearby throws a rock in guard
thru window
using ricochet and shit

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:29:21 No.589636

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:29:21 No.589636

>>589631

I'll be back when I figure out how to roll a goddamned die...

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:29:37 No.589637

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:29:37 No.589637

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589630
Open the door

>>589635
They're in a different section

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:30:40 No.589639

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:30:40 No.589639

>>589637
DICE GOD DOESNT WANT US TO OPEN IT

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)08:31:03 No.589640

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)08:31:03 No.589640

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589630

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:32:30 No.589641

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:32:30 No.589641

>>589637
>They're in a different section
there will be a LOT of ricochet

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:34:15 No.589645

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:34:15 No.589645

>>589641
where would they get a rock in the first place?
>inb4 from the arena
where would they hide it?

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:36:07 No.589648

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:36:07 No.589648

>>589645
MAGIC

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:36:07 No.589649

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:36:07 No.589649

>>589645
rocks are everywhere
just punch floor/walls and get some

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)08:36:46 No.589650

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)08:36:46 No.589650

>>589645
They have rockology, they know all of the rocks' secrets. Maybe they shoved them in their asses.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:37:01 No.589651

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:37:01 No.589651

>>589648
We lost our magic thanks to court wizards

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK)
09/18/16(Sun)08:37:26 No.589653

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK) 09/18/16(Sun)08:37:26 No.589653

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>589630
tries to be the best rock it possibly can for throwing.

Being a rock, this is only in a moral support kind of way, as it can't move or change itself in any way except attitude.

They may never know, but I'm cheering for them!

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK)
09/18/16(Sun)08:38:40 No.589655

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK) 09/18/16(Sun)08:38:40 No.589655

>>589653
~~Rock has a good feeling about the next throw, hopefully they don't give up on him and pick another rock. Although he hopes that rock can do it if they do! Rock is (figuratively) pumped up!~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:39:12 No.589656

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:39:12 No.589656

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>>589633
"Oh yeah. We don't even have to chase after them anytime one of them tries to escape. Just throw a piece of jerky on the ground and they come running back. Works everytime."

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)08:40:21 No.589657

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)08:40:21 No.589657

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>589656
you hear "fuuuuck youuuu" from afar

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)08:40:41 No.589658

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)08:40:41 No.589658

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>589656
Laugh

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:40:53 No.589659

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:40:53 No.589659

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>589656

>That must be very good jerky, enter room...

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:41:07 No.589660

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:41:07 No.589660

>>589656
Well it ~~smells~~ like we're gonna have to roll to resist jerky whenever we eventually get around to barbs.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:41:43 No.589661

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:41:43 No.589661

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>>589657
"hehehe"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:42:45 No.589663

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:42:45 No.589663

>>589653
I wanna be the very best
Like no rock ever was!

To collect them is my real test
To throw them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each rock to understand
The power that's inside

Rock, gotta throw 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my rockology
Brock, oh, you're my best friend
In a Kingdom we must destroy
Rock, gotta throw 'em all
A rock so hard and true
Our throwing will pull us through
You punch me and I'll punch you
Rock, gotta throw 'em all
Gotta throw 'em all

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)08:43:32 No.589665

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)08:43:32 No.589665

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589661

>Intelligence check for PC to understand that that voice wasn't a ghost

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:43:43 No.589666

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:43:43 No.589666

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589661
Open the door, in style

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:45:59 No.589670

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:45:59 No.589670

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>>589665
processing...

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:47:01 No.589673

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:47:01 No.589673

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589670
Orcs ar da gratest
~~Also ask the guard to open the door and get tricked~~

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:47:25 No.589674

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:47:25 No.589674

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>589670
Barbarian ghost(?) throws a rock at guard. It misses and hits the door instead, giving us a glimpse of whats inside

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:48:20 No.589675

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:48:20 No.589675

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>589670
ask guard to open door since our hands are tied

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:50:06 No.589677

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:50:06 No.589677

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>>589673
"Surprise! It's actually the arena. Good luck"

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)08:50:07 No.589678

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)08:50:07 No.589678

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589675
Yeah this

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:51:11 No.589679

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:51:11 No.589679

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589677
~~Called it~~

Who are we fighting this time.
~~Do not self KO, Do not self KO~~

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:51:13 No.589681

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:51:13 No.589681

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589677
DO'H! Check out who we're supposed to be fighting

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:51:48 No.589682

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:51:48 No.589682

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>589677
Pick nose

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK)
09/18/16(Sun)08:54:19 No.589684

Failurerock (ID: GvZpySDK) 09/18/16(Sun)08:54:19 No.589684

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589663
~~Rock feels revitalized by a spontaneous theme song coming to its head. It thinks about humming it, humming it hard.~~

>>589674
~~It won't let this 33 get it down!~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)08:55:26 No.589686

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)08:55:26 No.589686

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>>589681
An orc

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:56:35 No.589688

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:56:35 No.589688

>>589686
Well this should be good.
FIGHT

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)08:56:54 No.589689

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)08:56:54 No.589689

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589686
Plot an escape with him, while faking a fight

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)08:57:28 No.589690

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)08:57:28 No.589690

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589686
Pick eachother's noses

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)08:57:36 No.589691

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)08:57:36 No.589691

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589688
Whoops

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)08:58:57 No.589693

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)08:58:57 No.589693

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589686
shit is this our first time fighting an orc since we were captured? I'm no race traitor. Fight him while subtly using the blood you guys spill to create a magic blood circle and teleport out of there.

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:00:00 No.589694

Anonymous (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:00:00 No.589694

>>589686
Do one of those anime battles where everytime one of you gets hit he flies back and hits the wall, cracking it but not hurting himself.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:00:03 No.589695

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:00:03 No.589695

>>589693
We lost all of our magic due to court wizards when we became slaves.
~~We might still have overwhelming spirit projections or whatever but we haven't tested it yet.~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:01:06 No.589697

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:01:06 No.589697

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>>589689
You pretend to grapple eachother to secretly discuss your escape plan

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:01:11 No.589698

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:01:11 No.589698

>>589695
oh

>>589694
Roll nigga, put dice+1d100 in the options field in the reply window

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:01:22 No.589699

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:01:22 No.589699

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>589694
>>589686
Damn i'm retarded. Forgot roll and name

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:02:22 No.589701

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:02:22 No.589701

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589697
Pick eachother's noses to decide who's gonna sacrifice his blood to cast blood magic

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:02:47 No.589702

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:02:47 No.589702

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589697
We gotta cause a riot somehow.
But they're too civilized, the ~~barbarians~~ might work.
Also yeah suplexes and what not.

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:03:07 No.589704

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:03:07 No.589704

>>589697
Check out your surroundings and a possible escape path

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP)
09/18/16(Sun)09:03:45 No.589706

BusinessOrc (ID: ukTzSXOP) 09/18/16(Sun)09:03:45 No.589706

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589704
>>589697
Trolls?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:04:19 No.589708

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:04:19 No.589708

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589697
Do dis for a while:
>>589694
Then pretend killing him, and when the guards arrive to drag him away and take you back to the cell, both of you attack them and escape.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:04:19 No.589709

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:04:19 No.589709

>>589701
We don't have any magic anymore nigga.
You don't even have gold scales on your messiah anymore.

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:04:49 No.589710

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:04:49 No.589710

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589704
forgot to roll

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:05:07 No.589712

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:05:07 No.589712

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589689

>Your plan is for you to throw him out of the stadium, and then for him to use his newfound freedom to free the imprisoned orks...

>You are initiating you plan now: 3... 2... 1...

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:06:01 No.589714

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:06:01 No.589714

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>>589702
While discussing how to cause a riot, you suplexed him

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:07:11 No.589715

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:07:11 No.589715

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589714
Suplex self

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:07:40 No.589716

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:07:40 No.589716

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589714

>Get carried away in the moment

>Break fellow conspirator's spine...

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:08:37 No.589718

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:08:37 No.589718

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589714
Turn the discussion about plans.
Into a full blown fight.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:08:43 No.589719

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:08:43 No.589719

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>>589715
And then you suxplexed yourself. Knocking yourself out, again.

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:09:50 No.589720

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:09:50 No.589720

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589719
It's a Divine Message from Orc God

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:09:55 No.589721

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:09:55 No.589721

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589719
So what a double KO?
Also wakeup again

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:10:23 No.589723

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:10:23 No.589723

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589719

>Have traumatizing nightmare

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:10:55 No.589724

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:10:55 No.589724

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589719
fug
At least we planted the seed of rebellion in our fellow orc's mind

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:11:23 No.589725

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:11:23 No.589725

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589719
Wakemeupinside.jpeg
Can'twakeup.jpeg

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:12:32 No.589727

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:12:32 No.589727

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>>589721
YOu awaken. In the dream world

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:13:20 No.589731

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:13:20 No.589731

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589727
Speak with orc god

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:13:24 No.589732

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:13:24 No.589732

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589719
Initialise character creation screen

Anonymous (ID: Z8Li3boC)
09/18/16(Sun)09:13:36 No.589733

Anonymous (ID: Z8Li3boC) 09/18/16(Sun)09:13:36 No.589733

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589727
Contemplate how you can awake to be asleep

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:13:39 No.589734

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:13:39 No.589734

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589727
Orc God intervention~~, or him leaving us.~~
Either or

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:14:10 No.589735

Anonymous (ID: xZjcpjhH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:14:10 No.589735

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589727
let out a shout to see if anyone's around

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:14:36 No.589736

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:14:36 No.589736

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>589733
>>589727
Contemplate how life isn't real if orc god's tusks aren't real

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:15:14 No.589737

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:15:14 No.589737

>>589727
Use orc charisma on the dream realm, to make it our slave.

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:15:19 No.589738

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:15:19 No.589738

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589727
Dream up our cool pompadour

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:15:34 No.589739

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:15:34 No.589739

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>>589731
No response

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:15:45 No.589740

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:15:45 No.589740

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589727

>You focus your willpower, reshaping this ethereal realm

>You create an astral equivalent of a fist

>You make it punch you in the head

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:16:16 No.589742

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:16:16 No.589742

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589737
>>589739
Fuck, i always forget to roll.

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:16:38 No.589743

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:16:38 No.589743

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589739
Think of the best thing ever. For an orc

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:17:40 No.589744

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:17:40 No.589744

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589739
call for orc Satan instead

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:18:01 No.589745

DokOrk (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:18:01 No.589745

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>589739
The dream suddenly becomes propethic

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:18:36 No.589747

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:18:36 No.589747

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>>589742
And the dream said..."nah"

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:03 No.589749

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:03 No.589749

>>589739
Oh that's right he's not a shaman, he can't talk to god!

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:29 No.589750

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:29 No.589750

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589747
Check if any other tribe hero is there

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:33 No.589751

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:33 No.589751

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589747
Test out our ~~dream stand powers~~
See if we attract any sleeping barbarians with it.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:43 No.589754

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:43 No.589754

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>589747
dream about your orc childhood

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:48 No.589755

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:48 No.589755

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>589747

>Punch dream

>Break dream

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:19:51 No.589756

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:19:51 No.589756

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589747
Start wandering around the dream. See if we can find something.

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:20:03 No.589757

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:20:03 No.589757

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>589747
Common god I know you are there now, give some advice!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:22:02 No.589761

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:22:02 No.589761

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>>589756

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:22:23 No.589763

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:22:23 No.589763

>>589747
Punch dream

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:22:53 No.589764

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:22:53 No.589764

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589761
Open the box

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:22:58 No.589765

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:22:58 No.589765

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589761
Time for looting

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:23:21 No.589766

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:23:21 No.589766

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>589761
punch it open

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:23:40 No.589767

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:23:40 No.589767

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>589761
Punch the chest open

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:23:51 No.589768

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:23:51 No.589768

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>589761
Open the chest. If it's locked, punch it until it's open.

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:24:05 No.589769

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:24:05 No.589769

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589764
NO DONT, REMEMBER THE DOOM BOX

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:24:28 No.589770

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:24:28 No.589770

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589761

>Could be a dangerous dream trap

>Perform civil service by destroying suspicious chest

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:24:51 No.589771

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:24:51 No.589771

>>589769
NIGGA FUCK YOU, YOU WANNA JUST JEW US OUT OF ALL OUR DREAM GOLD IN THAT CHEST

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:26:01 No.589773

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:26:01 No.589773

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>>589764
You sure?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:26:58 No.589774

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:26:58 No.589774

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589773
Yup

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:27:05 No.589775

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:27:05 No.589775

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589773
absolutely

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)09:27:14 No.589776

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)09:27:14 No.589776

>>589769
Its a fucking dream
whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:27:15 No.589777

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:27:15 No.589777

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589773
Hmmmmm
Yes....

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:27:48 No.589778

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:27:48 No.589778

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589773

>Open box

>Crawl inside box

>Close box

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)09:27:49 No.589779

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)09:27:49 No.589779

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589773
Open it, and discover that secretelly ~~orcs don't like anime, they only pretend to~~

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:29:12 No.589781

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:29:12 No.589781

>>589769
I remember nothing

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:30:12 No.589785

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:30:12 No.589785

>>589779
Damn it he knows!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:30:30 No.589786

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:30:30 No.589786

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>>589775
You find...a note

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)09:31:13 No.589788

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)09:31:13 No.589788

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589786
burn the note, then eat the ashes

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:31:26 No.589790

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:31:26 No.589790

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589786
Well we already knew that.
We should probably destroy it anyway so no one will ever know.

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:31:28 No.589791

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:31:28 No.589791

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589786
Well it's not a secret any more!

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:31:43 No.589792

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:31:43 No.589792

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>589786
Wake up from this horrible nightmare

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3)
09/18/16(Sun)09:32:53 No.589795

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3) 09/18/16(Sun)09:32:53 No.589795

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589786
Have a mental breakdown over this

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:32:58 No.589796

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:32:58 No.589796

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589786
this makes you seriously re-evaluate some things

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:33:28 No.589797

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:33:28 No.589797

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589786

>No one must ever know...

>You know what to do...

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)09:34:10 No.589799

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)09:34:10 No.589799

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589786
I'm here.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:34:40 No.589800

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:34:40 No.589800

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>>589791
And then there's the other side of the note

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)09:35:33 No.589801

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)09:35:33 No.589801

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589800
meanwhile in the real world the remaining dragons just realised that since they are slaves their hoard is likely nonexistent

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:35:41 No.589803

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:35:41 No.589803

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589800
No... no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:35:59 No.589805

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:35:59 No.589805

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>589800
Well variety is the spice of life.
Keep exploring the dream realm and test ~~stand powers because that was raw spirit~~

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3)
09/18/16(Sun)09:36:05 No.589806

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3) 09/18/16(Sun)09:36:05 No.589806

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589800
A dream spy looked over your shoulder and saw everything

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:36:33 No.589810

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:36:33 No.589810

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589800

>Cannot make out writing

>Hold note closer to face

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)09:37:29 No.589811

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)09:37:29 No.589811

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589800
What?

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:37:52 No.589812

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:37:52 No.589812

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>589800
Remember that you can't actually read

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:38:43 No.589815

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:38:43 No.589815

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>>589806

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:38:43 No.589816

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:38:43 No.589816

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589800
but are you even any good at kicking?

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:39:35 No.589818

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:39:35 No.589818

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589815
Wake up in a cold sweat. Realize the match is over...
>did I win?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:39:45 No.589819

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:39:45 No.589819

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589815
Suplex him and the smash his face in

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:39:47 No.589820

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:39:47 No.589820

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589815
punch off the dream spy's mask

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)09:40:03 No.589821

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)09:40:03 No.589821

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589815
wake up

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:40:17 No.589822

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:40:17 No.589822

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589815

>Perception check for PC

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3)
09/18/16(Sun)09:40:32 No.589824

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3) 09/18/16(Sun)09:40:32 No.589824

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589815
Kick that fucker

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:44:49 No.589827

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:44:49 No.589827

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>>589816
"lol no" the guard said from outside.

You're in your cell again.

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)09:46:10 No.589829

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)09:46:10 No.589829

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589827
tell guard to taunt the dragon prisoners for you about having no hoard since it would really piss the dragons off

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed)
09/18/16(Sun)09:46:16 No.589830

BusinessOrc (ID: UxVGv9ed) 09/18/16(Sun)09:46:16 No.589830

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589827
Damnit, you kick the wall in frustration.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:47:21 No.589833

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:47:21 No.589833

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>589816

>You cannot tell what is real and what is a hallucination anymore

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:47:41 No.589835

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:47:41 No.589835

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>589827
Test if we can still project our spirit.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)09:47:53 No.589836

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)09:47:53 No.589836

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589827
Tell the guard that he should be nicer to the Elves. They did nothing wrong

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:48:14 No.589838

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:48:14 No.589838

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589827
Investigate our cell

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)09:48:25 No.589839

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)09:48:25 No.589839

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589827
He does something Orcish for once, gets MAD and THEN punches the fucking door.

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3)
09/18/16(Sun)09:48:54 No.589841

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3) 09/18/16(Sun)09:48:54 No.589841

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>589827
Try kicking the door down

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:50:50 No.589843

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:50:50 No.589843

>>589836
I support this
Also, we should train in kicking

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)09:51:51 No.589845

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)09:51:51 No.589845

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589843
Forgot to roll.
Again.
Fuck my life.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)09:53:30 No.589847

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)09:53:30 No.589847

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>>589829
"I don't oversee the dragon slaves. But I heard the guards over there like to roll around in money and treasure in full view of the dragons who are forced to do hard labour."

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)09:54:42 No.589849

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)09:54:42 No.589849

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589847
okay it's time to break out and steal that treasure

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3)
09/18/16(Sun)09:55:30 No.589850

Anonymous (ID: cBiuWyj3) 09/18/16(Sun)09:55:30 No.589850

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589847
Guards sure are rich in this kingdom

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)09:55:39 No.589851

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)09:55:39 No.589851

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589847
When's the next meal?
~~ALSO EXAMINE CELL~~

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)09:56:02 No.589853

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)09:56:02 No.589853

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589847

>Test Kick

>Kick cell wall

BusinessOrc (ID: tYHYGYjS)
09/18/16(Sun)09:57:33 No.589855

BusinessOrc (ID: tYHYGYjS) 09/18/16(Sun)09:57:33 No.589855

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589847
Train spirit punch ... and .. kick

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)09:59:23 No.589857

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)09:59:23 No.589857

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589847
for curiosity's sake. What do Orc Guards do to terrorize the Orcs?

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)10:01:57 No.589862

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)10:01:57 No.589862

>>589857
Probably kick anime
~~Not anymore, since they saw it was a trick in our dream~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:02:11 No.589863

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:02:11 No.589863

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>>589851
"In an hour" said the guard.

As you examine your cell, you see your "bed" - a slab of stone with a old dirty cloth blanket draped over it.
Next to it is your shithole.
Other than that your cell is pretty much empty.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)10:02:39 No.589865

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)10:02:39 No.589865

>>589862
That was just Punished Panch though.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)10:03:05 No.589868

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)10:03:05 No.589868

>>589847
W-We wuz kangs n shieet

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)10:03:18 No.589869

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)10:03:18 No.589869

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>589863
Pull back blanket to reveal contraband

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)10:03:20 No.589870

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)10:03:20 No.589870

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589863
Dive into the shithole to find where it goes

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)10:03:45 No.589872

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)10:03:45 No.589872

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589863
start drawing manga on the wall using your own shit, then wait till the guard comes back once you are finished

BusinessOrc (ID: tYHYGYjS)
09/18/16(Sun)10:04:06 No.589873

BusinessOrc (ID: tYHYGYjS) 09/18/16(Sun)10:04:06 No.589873

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>589863
Train spirit punch and kick

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)10:04:19 No.589876

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)10:04:19 No.589876

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589863
do some intimidating push ups to scare guard

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)10:04:27 No.589877

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)10:04:27 No.589877

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589863
go down shithole

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:04:27 No.589878

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:04:27 No.589878

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589863

>Punch 'shithole'

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:05:40 No.589882

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:05:40 No.589882

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>589863
Try digging deeper into the shithole. It might be a way out.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:07:43 No.589890

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:07:43 No.589890

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>>589873
Training to regain lost magics

So far no progress

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)10:08:17 No.589893

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)10:08:17 No.589893

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589890
>>589872

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:08:27 No.589896

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:08:27 No.589896

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589890
Delve into the shithole.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:09:30 No.589900

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:09:30 No.589900

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>589890
get frustrated and accidentally relearn Rage.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:10:09 No.589902

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:10:09 No.589902

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589890

>Who needs magic, magic is overrated

>Train physical power to absurd levels

>100,000 push-ups, 100,000 sit-ups, 1,000,000 laps around your cell

>Training montage now

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)10:11:08 No.589905

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)10:11:08 No.589905

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>589890
ask for jerky

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:13:37 No.589915

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:13:37 No.589915

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>>589902
THat's right! Time for a m-
"Dinner's ready"

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)10:14:59 No.589920

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)10:14:59 No.589920

>>589915
Eat to get our strength up.
And get that montage rolling.
~~Also may as well get this out of the way now, how are elves, manlets, and orcs tortured?~~

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)10:16:00 No.589923

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)10:16:00 No.589923

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589920
>>589915
And I forgot to roll again.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)10:16:09 No.589924

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)10:16:09 No.589924

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589915
what's for a dinner tonight?

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:18:29 No.589932

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:18:29 No.589932

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>589915

>Nutritious and consistent meals are vital to attaining the awesome strength needed to free yourself

>Eat

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:18:40 No.589933

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:18:40 No.589933

>>589920
Manlets are kept in a cell with a really really really really really high ceiling and all their guards are above 6ft, and are on stilts, also they have their hair shaved since their's was never magically removed.

Orcs are forced to watch American Cartoons and every time they must ask to watch Anime they need to refer to it as "cartoon" and they can only watch it dubbed.

Elves are forced to watch ~~straight porn~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:21:03 No.589936

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:21:03 No.589936

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>>589932
And so you ate your dinner of weirdly shaped jerky and potato

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:21:23 No.589937

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:21:23 No.589937

>>589933
Meh. Besides the Dragons, the Elves were the only ones who actually grew their population the old fashion way by having males and females fuck.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:22:11 No.589938

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:22:11 No.589938

>>589902
>>589932

Apparently all you need to do to get high rolls is reference anime...

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:22:39 No.589939

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:22:39 No.589939

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>589932
damn dude, you're swimming in high rolls.

>>589937
which reminds me, does the Sad One still have a magic dildo up his butt? Questions questions.

>>589936
>this is nothing like my japanese animes

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:23:41 No.589941

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:23:41 No.589941

>>589939
>>589938
shit you're right

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:25:23 No.589946

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:25:23 No.589946

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>>589939
"Speaking of anime! Daily reminder that your favourite anime is shit and your waifu is trash!" you hear the guard yell from outside.

Then you hear a collective wail of despair from the other orcs.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:25:40 No.589947

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:25:40 No.589947

>>589939

For now...

Need I remind you of:

>>589878

Or

>>589833

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)10:26:32 No.589951

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)10:26:32 No.589951

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589946
write on walls with poo
make your own manga on the walls of your cell

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:26:51 No.589952

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:26:51 No.589952

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589946
Ask how the Elves are doing

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:28:24 No.589959

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:28:24 No.589959

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589946

>This is unforgivable, [INSERT ORKISH WAIFU HERE] is not trash

>Enter rage

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:29:09 No.589960

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:29:09 No.589960

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589946
Then a Skelly knight burst in killing the gaurds and frees you saying destiny awaits, but the rest is up to you.
<totally not ripping off berserk>

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:30:06 No.589962

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:30:06 No.589962

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589946
>That reaction
Shit, Wan Panch confirmed to not be a true weeaboo. Anyway, commence training montage!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:31:24 No.589965

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:31:24 No.589965

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>>589951
Your art skills could use some work

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:32:14 No.589967

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:32:14 No.589967

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589965
Ask how the Elves are doing

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:32:23 No.589968

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:32:23 No.589968

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589965
ask the guard for his opinion

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)10:33:04 No.589970

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)10:33:04 No.589970

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>589965
what do the guards think of it

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:34:02 No.589973

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:34:02 No.589973

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>589965

>Punch murals to rubble to in a fit of aggravated disgrace and inadequacy

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:37:03 No.589980

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:37:03 No.589980

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>>589970
"It's shit, just like your waifu....and your fighting skills"

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:37:52 No.589983

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:37:52 No.589983

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589980
>>589960
This

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)10:37:57 No.589984

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)10:37:57 No.589984

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589980
This is all an attempt to make me angry isn't it?

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:38:47 No.589986

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:38:47 No.589986

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589980
Fuckinh Rage Out

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:38:52 No.589988

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:38:52 No.589988

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589980
Do >>589967

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)10:39:31 No.589989

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)10:39:31 No.589989

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589980
We're monks for a reason. His insults are nothing.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:41:03 No.589992

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:41:03 No.589992

>>589989
We're monks cuz we punch things, we ain't Buddhist monks

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:41:06 No.589994

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:41:06 No.589994

>>589989
reminder that when the Orcs meditated, they accidentally learned Rage. Orcs are bros but they have no chill.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:43:29 No.589998

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:43:29 No.589998

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>>589984
"Nah, but at least an angry orc would have put up a better fight than constantly knocking himself out."

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)10:43:54 No.589999

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)10:43:54 No.589999

>>589992
Oh, so we're anime monks.
That sucks.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)10:44:24 No.590002

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)10:44:24 No.590002

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>589998
Well then
~~Relearn Rage~~

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:44:26 No.590003

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:44:26 No.590003

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589998
It was a high concept piece! You would understand being a dumb gaurd.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:45:17 No.590007

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:45:17 No.590007

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>589999
at least we don't have a dildo up our butt

>>589998
why don't you come over here and say that to my face

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:45:30 No.590008

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:45:30 No.590008

>>589999
No just stupid
I know there is little difference between the two but it's there

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:46:31 No.590010

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:46:31 No.590010

>>590003
Wouldn't*
Fucking auto correct doesn't let me finish a fucking word.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:47:19 No.590012

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:47:19 No.590012

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>>590003
"Yeah sure. Gaurd, pffft. LIGHT'S OUT IN 5 MINUTES GREENSKINS." The guard yelled as he closes the opening on your cell ddoor

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:48:09 No.590014

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:48:09 No.590014

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>590012
Training montage in the dark!

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:48:36 No.590016

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:48:36 No.590016

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>590012
We have no lights you dick!
Skelly knight comes and let's WanPan out.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:49:29 No.590017

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:49:29 No.590017

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>590012

>Be consumed by impotent anger

>Punch self in face

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)10:49:50 No.590019

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)10:49:50 No.590019

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>590007
Oh, your salt was unexpected.
I enjoyed it.
>>590012
inspect the shithole. Does it bring somewhere, or is it just a hole in the ground that gets emptied once in a while?

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)10:49:51 No.590020

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)10:49:51 No.590020

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590012
We don't need light to train

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)10:50:01 No.590023

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)10:50:01 No.590023

>>590016
Wow my rills are all over the place.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:51:03 No.590024

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:51:03 No.590024

>>590017

I'm sorry...

I'm not helping...

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)10:55:57 No.590034

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)10:55:57 No.590034

Rolled 93 (1d100)

ANIME MONTAGE!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)10:56:47 No.590035

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)10:56:47 No.590035

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>>590017
And so you punched yourself in the face.

Knocking yourself out and obeying the guard's sleeping orders like a good little orc

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)10:57:54 No.590040

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)10:57:54 No.590040

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>590035
Can we switch perspectives real quick? Like the sad one.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)10:58:03 No.590041

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)10:58:03 No.590041

>>590034

>ANIME MONTAGE!

Further proof that anime = good rolls...

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)10:58:30 No.590043

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)10:58:30 No.590043

>>590040
Looks like we can

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:00:36 No.590052

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:00:36 No.590052

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>>590040
A sudden 1 turn perspective switch to the Sad One.

He's also sleeping.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:01:12 No.590054

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:01:12 No.590054

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>590052
Wake up
IN THE DREAM WORLD

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)11:01:36 No.590055

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)11:01:36 No.590055

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>590052
Then plot happens in the night.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:01:53 No.590056

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:01:53 No.590056

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>590052
Perspective change to Messiah

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:02:51 No.590057

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:02:51 No.590057

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>590052
time to visit your waifu in the land of dreams

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:03:26 No.590059

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:03:26 No.590059

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>590052
Change to the perspective of the formerly High Priestess

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:03:33 No.590060

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:03:33 No.590060

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590052

>Have brain aneurysm

>Die

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:03:51 No.590062

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:03:51 No.590062

>>590052

Awaken several hours later. A strange box is sitting next to you.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:04:22 No.590063

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:04:22 No.590063

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>590041
this, I was just testing it. I need to somehow include Anime in my next choices

>>590057
what the heck?

>>590052
IDK something something Anime? Explore our subconscious and find out how to reactivate our Stand

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:04:34 No.590064

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:04:34 No.590064

>>590057
You misspelled husbando.

It's elves.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:04:54 No.590066

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:04:54 No.590066

>>590057

Anime = good rolls.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:05:44 No.590068

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:05:44 No.590068

>>590064
whoops

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:05:58 No.590070

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:05:58 No.590070

>>590064
Well I mean they did have a priestess
~~And a princess who might be a guy~~
~~And a prince who might be a girl~~

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:06:15 No.590071

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:06:15 No.590071

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>>590055
MEANWHILE IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, A PLOT TO ASSASSINATE THE KING IS BEING DISCUSSED BY SHADOWY INDIVIDUALS

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:06:31 No.590072

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:06:31 No.590072

>>590064
it's only for 1 turn, after that we're back to Orcs.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:07:31 No.590074

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:07:31 No.590074

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>590071
Gregs Mom
Eldritch Horror
Horse fucking
Mercenaries
Mimics
Savages

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:07:54 No.590075

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:07:54 No.590075

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>590071
OH SHIT. WHERE'S THE EVIL THING THAT WAS BEHIND THE DOOR? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 5 JASONS? IS THE GOLEM STILL THERE IN THE MANLET CAVE?

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:08:24 No.590076

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:08:24 No.590076

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>590071
they're planning to frame us

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:08:48 No.590078

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:08:48 No.590078

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>590071

They planned to kill the king with poisoned carrot by stabbing on his face. Nobody expected the deadly carrot.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)11:08:51 No.590079

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)11:08:51 No.590079

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>590071
We shouldn't be using sign language since we both don't know it

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:09:03 No.590081

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:09:03 No.590081

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>590071

>The plan thus far is to find out who the King's waifu/husbando is and call them shit

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:09:14 No.590083

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:09:14 No.590083

>>590071

Only once the king is dead can we express our love openly. Takes off mask... reveals they are both pizzas.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:10:19 No.590085

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:10:19 No.590085

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>590071
Surpise surprise

Its the manlets in disguise. They're planning to kill King Kobs

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:11:40 No.590091

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:11:40 No.590091

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>590071
"I stole a fat blunt from one of the elf slaves, he hid it in his ass. Shit was cash."
"Oh shit, really?"
"Yeah man. Now let's kill the king"

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:12:06 No.590092

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:12:06 No.590092

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>>590076
"That's right! We kill the king and frame it on the savages!"

"Perfect! Or! We incite them to attack the king and make them kill him!"

"Or! We just wait a while and they'll break out and kill the king themselves!"

"It's like we don't even have to do anything!"

"Yeah!"

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:13:39 No.590096

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:13:39 No.590096

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>590092
Greg's Mom smacks them at the back of their head and tells them that's a stupid plan

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:13:48 No.590097

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:13:48 No.590097

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>590092
they casually walk by the prison cells, loudly discussing how the king called all orc waifus shit

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:13:57 No.590098

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:13:57 No.590098

>>590092
Damn. That blunt really gave them good ideas.

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)11:14:27 No.590102

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)11:14:27 No.590102

>>590092
Hey OP I just wanna say that your cool
Also I hope you don't mind but for a while now I have been borrowing inspiration from your threads for shit to use in my tabletop things with my friends.
Mostly because I am lazy and there is only soo many book, movie and videogames that I can rip shit off from before they start getting suspicious

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:16:11 No.590107

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:16:11 No.590107

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>590092

>With that old fool out of the way we'll be able to achieve our destiny as Hokage

>Believe it

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:16:16 No.590109

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:16:16 No.590109

>>590102
Record that shit and post it here so we can all enjoy

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:16:20 No.590110

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:16:20 No.590110

>>590092
What ever happened to all the mounts that various savages had?

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:16:24 No.590111

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:16:24 No.590111

>>590092

They have the idea to free and kidnap a few prisoners in order to frame them as the king's murderer.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:17:11 No.590114

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:17:11 No.590114

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>590111
Rolling for anon since I also like this

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:17:22 No.590116

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:17:22 No.590116

>>590107

FUCK...

MOTHERING...

ANIME...

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:17:32 No.590117

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:17:32 No.590117

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>590111

Dice test.

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:17:45 No.590118

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:17:45 No.590118

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>590092

Swift the scene to the king who suspect something REAL BAD will happening to him and then he simple shrug it off!

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:18:36 No.590120

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:18:36 No.590120

>>590116
We Weeb Quest now

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:18:48 No.590122

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:18:48 No.590122

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>>590096
"Oh that's right, they're weaksauce"

"Guess we do have to do something afterall, at least to buff them up a little so they'd stand a chance"

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:19:17 No.590123

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:19:17 No.590123

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590109
That would be cool
>>590092
"Ey man, we should just kidnap the savages' heroes, and tell them to kill the king."
"Sure bro, lets do that"
"GG2easy"

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)11:20:02 No.590127

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)11:20:02 No.590127

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>590122
Yeah they keep being retarded for some reason

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:20:19 No.590128

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:20:19 No.590128

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590122
Let's somehow give them their magic back!

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:20:47 No.590129

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:20:47 No.590129

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>590122
training montage

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:21:05 No.590131

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:21:05 No.590131

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>590122
Sneak to Orc Cells with intent of buffing up Wan Pan

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:21:21 No.590132

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:21:21 No.590132

>>590128
Fucking Dice God doesn't want to give us magic

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:22:19 No.590134

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:22:19 No.590134

>>590132
dice god wants anime magic only

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:22:21 No.590135

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:22:21 No.590135

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590122

>Couldn't we just let one of those huge-ass lizard things loose in the city?

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:22:32 No.590136

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:22:32 No.590136

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>590122

Cut to jailhouse where you awaken to hear fighting outside your cell. It's the conspiritors here to free you (and others) so you'll kill the king.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:22:39 No.590137

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:22:39 No.590137

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>>590127
"It's like each one is being controlled by a bunch of conflicting voices inside their heads"

"Truly a pity"

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:25:03 No.590143

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:25:03 No.590143

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>590137
okay now it's time to make Wan Pan hate the king and harness that rage power

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)11:25:05 No.590144

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)11:25:05 No.590144

>>590109
but I don't have a camera or anything to record with and our sessions are relatively boring, considering they spent an entire session fucking around town trying to 'rescue' the daughter of my shitty copy of the king from a tower and made zero progress at all during 6 hours

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:25:35 No.590146

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:25:35 No.590146

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>590137

Turn to camera, break 4th wall and wink.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:26:24 No.590151

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:26:24 No.590151

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>590137
"maybe it happens to everyone... You ever feel like you wnat to say something, but then you get a sudden idea and say that?"
"Oh, man, it's happening right now dude."
"Really man?"
"Yeah dude. These elves have some dank-ass weed."

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:27:12 No.590154

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:27:12 No.590154

>>590144
Sounds like a regular adventure

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:28:22 No.590159

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:28:22 No.590159

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>590143

>And then they went to find an idiot with some potential of rebelling against the crown

>Cue scene transition

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:28:31 No.590160

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:28:31 No.590160

>>590144
Get a laptop/pc/phone and just record the voices. You never know what may happen.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:28:43 No.590162

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:28:43 No.590162

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>>590143
AND AS THE CONSPIRATORS START TO PUT THEIR PLAN INTO MOTION

The enxt day arrives

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:29:06 No.590164

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:29:06 No.590164

>>590144
I really wish someone made a nice screencap of what happened with Fuckoff
Yeah it's in the archive but man it's at least three threads long.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:30:04 No.590166

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:30:04 No.590166

>>590144
Record it and cut out all the boring shit using your editing skills

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)11:30:36 No.590170

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)11:30:36 No.590170

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>590162
Get pumped and get ready this time you are going to win! No punching yourself or any self hard oh you can do this!

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:30:55 No.590173

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:30:55 No.590173

>>590164
That was hilarious, hours naming her with one anon deciding to let her go literally the first turn after all those strawpolls. NRFS is still one of the best most satifying adventures though.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:31:57 No.590175

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:31:57 No.590175

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>590162
Hide under the covers.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:33:29 No.590179

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:33:29 No.590179

>>590170

>Morning exercise routine

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:33:41 No.590180

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:33:41 No.590180

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>590162

The king is being informed that some orc has been distributing hentai of his daughter.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:34:30 No.590188

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:34:30 No.590188

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>590179

Pfft...

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:36:24 No.590195

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:36:24 No.590195

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>590162
Animu preparation before the final battle with sparkles and imaginary katanas and wings and more sparkles

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)11:36:44 No.590198

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)11:36:44 No.590198

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>590166
>>590160
fine I will try to get recording shit and remember to post the interesting moments in these threads if there is any noteworthy/funny moments

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:38:57 No.590207

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:38:57 No.590207

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>>590175
"Get outta there! It's time for your daily training!" said the guard

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:39:35 No.590208

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:39:35 No.590208

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>590207
I'm not feeling well

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:39:56 No.590209

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:39:56 No.590209

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>590207
b-but I'm naked under here!

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:40:41 No.590211

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:40:41 No.590211

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>590207
TRAINING MONTAGE

10000 PUSH UPS
10000 SQUATS
10000 LAPS

EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

AND A BANANA FOR NUTRITION

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:40:50 No.590212

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:40:50 No.590212

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>590207
ORCSFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:40:51 No.590213

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:40:51 No.590213

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>590207
Jump on the guard and hug him.
Then push, and crush him between our powerful arms and our muscled chest

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:41:00 No.590214

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:41:00 No.590214

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>590207

You are brought out to the yard for training. You realize it's a 'how to draw anime workshop' the guards have specially arranged for you.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:41:07 No.590217

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:41:07 No.590217

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>>590209
"Then put some clothes on, stupid"

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:41:27 No.590218

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:41:27 No.590218

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>590207
Fine. Go along with the guards.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:41:51 No.590219

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:41:51 No.590219

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>590209
l-lewd.

>>590217
What clothes?

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:42:14 No.590220

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:42:14 No.590220

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>590217

Fine! Go and wear your Bugman outfit.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:42:20 No.590222

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:42:20 No.590222

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>590217
TRAINING MONTAGE NOW

We gon be /fit/ weebs.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE GAINS TRAIN

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:42:34 No.590223

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:42:34 No.590223

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>590217
all of his clothes fell down the shithole, though

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:42:56 No.590226

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:42:56 No.590226

>>590217
Let's ask the real questions, though.
~~how big is our dick?~~

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:42:57 No.590227

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:42:57 No.590227

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>590217
It was all a lie.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:43:20 No.590228

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:43:20 No.590228

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>590217

You are not being led by the guard to training. It's part of the conspiritors plan.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:43:36 No.590230

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:43:36 No.590230

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>>590223
"Then use the blanket you're hiding under, dumbass"

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:43:40 No.590232

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:43:40 No.590232

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>590214

>There is no time for that, we must keep moving forward

>CHARGE!

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:06 No.590233

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:06 No.590233

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>590230
put the blanket down the shithole

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:19 No.590235

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:19 No.590235

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>590230
How?

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:31 No.590236

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:31 No.590236

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>590230
Just do what the guard says.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:46 No.590238

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:46 No.590238

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>590230
craft the blanket into a fashionable toga

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:47 No.590239

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:47 No.590239

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>590230
But what if I'm already out there?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:50 No.590240

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:50 No.590240

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>590230
Just put your fucking clothes on before we get stabbed.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)11:44:52 No.590241

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)11:44:52 No.590241

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>590230
Barbarians call orc a wuss

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:45:21 No.590242

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:45:21 No.590242

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>590230

Sew your blanket into Shaolin monk outfit.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:45:38 No.590243

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:45:38 No.590243

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>590230

You stand up naked. The guard eyes your body and realizes he has a think for orcs he never realized.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:47:54 No.590249

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:47:54 No.590249

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>>590241
"See, now the barbarians, who are also being lead to the training grounds, are calling you a wuss"

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:48:49 No.590255

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:48:49 No.590255

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590249
put the barbarians down the shithole

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:49:17 No.590259

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:49:17 No.590259

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>590249
Make a Toga
Get to training

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:49:27 No.590261

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:49:27 No.590261

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>590249

put the blanket down the shithole

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:49:46 No.590265

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:49:46 No.590265

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>590249
PUNCH HIM WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:50:04 No.590267

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:50:04 No.590267

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>590249
Tell the guard that while he wasted his time at the training grounds, we mastered the blade

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:50:37 No.590268

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:50:37 No.590268

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>590249

>Strike a dramatic pose

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:50:42 No.590270

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:50:42 No.590270

>>590265
>all this buildup

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:51:24 No.590272

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:51:24 No.590272

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>>590265
Punch who?

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)11:51:58 No.590274

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)11:51:58 No.590274

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>590272
your face

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:09 No.590276

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:09 No.590276

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>590272
Your stand

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:24 No.590279

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:24 No.590279

>>590272
Yourself.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:27 No.590280

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:27 No.590280

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>590272
both the guard and the barbarian. you have two fists, don't you?

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:40 No.590281

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:40 No.590281

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>590272
Yourself. as hard as you can

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:47 No.590283

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:47 No.590283

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>590272

Guard rips away blanket to reveal you were wearing your clothes the whole time.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:52:56 No.590285

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:52:56 No.590285

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>590272
THE GUARD

>inb4 someone types self and gets 100

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)11:53:26 No.590286

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)11:53:26 No.590286

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>590279
Fucking dice.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:53:56 No.590292

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:53:56 No.590292

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>590272
Punch yourself

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:54:21 No.590293

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:54:21 No.590293

>>590272

>Yourself, in the gut...

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:54:27 No.590294

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:54:27 No.590294

>>590274
>>590281
>>590292

We're getting addicted to punching our selves too much here.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:55:04 No.590297

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:55:04 No.590297

>>590294
I blame the orcs for this,

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)11:55:32 No.590299

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)11:55:32 No.590299

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>>590283
"Come on, you lazy bastard"

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)11:55:54 No.590301

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)11:55:54 No.590301

>>590294
>>590297
and dragons

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:56:33 No.590303

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:56:33 No.590303

>>590299
Punch the guard in the dick while hos hands are busy

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:56:48 No.590304

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:56:48 No.590304

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590299
Just go already

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)11:57:06 No.590305

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)11:57:06 No.590305

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>590299
Just fucking do it!

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:57:25 No.590307

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:57:25 No.590307

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>590299
*grumble* this is all the king's fault.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:57:34 No.590308

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:57:34 No.590308

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>590299
TACKLE THE GUARD

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)11:57:40 No.590309

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)11:57:40 No.590309

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>590299
>>590303

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)11:58:01 No.590311

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)11:58:01 No.590311

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>590299
call in sick

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)11:58:04 No.590312

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)11:58:04 No.590312

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>590299

Lunge at guard while his hands are full.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)11:58:29 No.590314

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)11:58:29 No.590314

>>590308
YOU DRAGON BASTARD STOP

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:58:37 No.590315

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:58:37 No.590315

>>590308
welp that's my contribution to the thread, I should really sleep now, I have classes in 7 hours.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)11:59:14 No.590317

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)11:59:14 No.590317

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>590303

>Progress the narrative

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)11:59:34 No.590318

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)11:59:34 No.590318

>>590315
sleep tight, anon.

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)11:59:36 No.590319

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)11:59:36 No.590319

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>590299

>>590308
This while whisper to the guard's ear... "Boku no Pico...!"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:00:25 No.590321

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:00:25 No.590321

>>590319
We need to suplex him

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:00:28 No.590322

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:00:28 No.590322

>>590314
I'm orc, I removed my trip since I'm also posting in other boards but I'm really DokOrc

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:01:29 No.590327

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:01:29 No.590327

>>590322
All these bright green ID colors are fucking with me

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:01:46 No.590328

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:01:46 No.590328

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>>590308
"The fuck you trying to do?"

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:02:28 No.590330

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:02:28 No.590330

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>590328
hug

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:02:29 No.590331

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:02:29 No.590331

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>590328
I'm tryin to get to training slowpoke.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:02:37 No.590332

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:02:37 No.590332

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>590328
SUPLEX HIM

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:03:03 No.590334

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:03:03 No.590334

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>590328
call on your stand

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:03:23 No.590335

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:03:23 No.590335

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>590328
Love suplex

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:03:39 No.590336

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:03:39 No.590336

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>590328

Knock guard out cold with surprise move. Put on his armor. Teabag him.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:06:55 No.590347

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:06:55 No.590347

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>>590332
The guard then elbows you in the face to cancel the suplex

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:07:46 No.590350

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:07:46 No.590350

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>590347
COUNTER SUPLEX WITH ORC CHARISMA

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:08:13 No.590351

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:08:13 No.590351

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>590347
it was just a prank, bro

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:08:23 No.590354

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:08:23 No.590354

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>590332

>Use special technique: Normal consecutive punches

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)12:08:24 No.590355

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)12:08:24 No.590355

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>590347
Hit him in the face with a serious strike!

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:08:40 No.590356

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:08:40 No.590356

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>590347
stare him down

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:08:44 No.590357

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:08:44 No.590357

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>590347

Guard trips in the act and knocks himself out on the bed.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:09:48 No.590361

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:09:48 No.590361

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>590347
Endure the pain and suplex on. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

>>590354
Anime references man.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:13:06 No.590371

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:13:06 No.590371

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>>590351
"Oh, then I'm also jokingly punching you in the face"

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:13:57 No.590373

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:13:57 No.590373

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>590371

Start complain to the God about the difficulty level.

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)12:14:11 No.590374

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)12:14:11 No.590374

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>590371
>Serious Series: Serious Strike

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:14:26 No.590376

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:14:26 No.590376

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>590371
Guard puts you in headlock under his arm and walks you out to the training area. As you walk, you find his muscular arms clinching your neck strangly arousing.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:14:28 No.590377

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:14:28 No.590377

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>590371
initiate transformation sequence

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:14:33 No.590378

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:14:33 No.590378

Stop trying to attack the kingdom guards head on.
They are so much better than us we don't even get a fucking dice roll

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:14:51 No.590380

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:14:51 No.590380

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>590371
That's pretty funny

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:15:10 No.590381

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:15:10 No.590381

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590371

>Uh

>Endurance check on PC?

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:15:40 No.590382

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:15:40 No.590382

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>590371
Just go to the arena.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:16:28 No.590385

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:16:28 No.590385

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>590371
Blood somehow activates latent blood magic abilities. ~~I should really be sleeping but I want to wait and see what happens everytime~~

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:18:23 No.590387

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:18:23 No.590387

>>590378
there were never a lot of combat rolls in NaP Adventure Things outside of the occasional "If this post gets this number"

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:18:32 No.590388

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:18:32 No.590388

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>>590376
This is so not like one of you eastern scrolls

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:19:41 No.590393

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:19:41 No.590393

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590388
can we see our stats/skills or something

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)12:19:47 No.590394

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)12:19:47 No.590394

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>590388
Guard has sudden heart attack.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:19:50 No.590395

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:19:50 No.590395

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>590388
grab the guard's buttocks HARD.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:19:54 No.590396

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:19:54 No.590396

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>590388

You suddenly have the urge to kiss his forearm. You do. The guard reacts by...

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:20:18 No.590397

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:20:18 No.590397

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>590388
>>590385

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:20:34 No.590398

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:20:34 No.590398

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>590388

>Use non-violent resistance, go limp in his arms

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:22:50 No.590407

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:22:50 No.590407

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>590388
kys

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:24:26 No.590414

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:24:26 No.590414

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>>590396
"Oh wow, that's real sweet, real nice...What are you? An elf?"

Then he punche dyou in the face. It was a very controlled punch, painful but not quite enough to knock you out so you can skip training.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:25:30 No.590420

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:25:30 No.590420

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>590414
Use our latent prowess in kicking by kicking his groin

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:25:33 No.590421

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:25:33 No.590421

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>590414

>Vibrate

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:25:35 No.590422

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:25:35 No.590422

Rolled (0d0)

>>590414

Do nothing.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:25:41 No.590423

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:25:41 No.590423

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>590414
I blame the other 29 voices in my head.
Just you watch all this weird shit's gonna start happening to that hooded skeleton in paladin jail.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:25:45 No.590424

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:25:45 No.590424

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>590414
>>590393
cause we are getting nowhere

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:26:23 No.590428

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:26:23 No.590428

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>590414
He's still lighter than you! Grab his lower back and arm and squat him over your head and smash him against the wall.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:26:55 No.590431

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:26:55 No.590431

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>590414
time to transform, mahou shoujo style.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:27:18 No.590433

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:27:18 No.590433

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>590414

You arrive at the training area but everyone is dead.

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)12:27:56 No.590435

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)12:27:56 No.590435

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>590414
Ask what the kings favorite anime is

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:28:00 No.590436

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:28:00 No.590436

>>590433
rip nobodies we wanted to save

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:30:43 No.590443

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:30:43 No.590443

>>590433
Welp this adventure went to shit quickly

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:31:38 No.590445

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:31:38 No.590445

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>>590428
Damnit, he's heavier than you think

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)12:32:51 No.590452

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)12:32:51 No.590452

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>590445
>Sweep the leg. The guards leg.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:12 No.590454

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:12 No.590454

>>590443
I blame the orcs for everything bad in this quest
>They became weebs
>They started to spread their weeb culture unto other
>They brought the king here and effectively plunged as into oblivion
>They keep pushing more weebshit even now

Their rolls mean absolutely nothing

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:38 No.590455

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:38 No.590455

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>590445

Meanwhile, the conspiritors...

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:41 No.590456

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:41 No.590456

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>590445
look around for your cousins or whatever

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:41 No.590457

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:41 No.590457

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>590445
just let yourself die already so we switch onto skellebro protagonist
orcs are wusses

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:44 No.590458

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:44 No.590458

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>590445
Kick out his leg. This 10 hour joke has gone on long enough!

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:33:56 No.590459

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:33:56 No.590459

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>590445

>Give guard a piggy-back ride to the training arena

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:34:27 No.590460

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:34:27 No.590460

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>590445
Fine go to training

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:34:29 No.590461

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:34:29 No.590461

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>590445
The guard stabs the Orc and we pick a PC

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:36:32 No.590464

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:36:32 No.590464

>>590457
Fuck you

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:37:09 No.590470

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:37:09 No.590470

>>590464
Dude every race is pissed at you now. You are the Barbs of this adventure

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:37:17 No.590471

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:37:17 No.590471

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>>590455
"Ya know, what if we're actually not real and merely some bullshit fictional unimporatnt characters in some thread on a chinese cartoon imageboard?"

"You been stealing the elf weed again?"

"Maybe"

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:38:21 No.590475

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:38:21 No.590475

>>590470
The fuck did I do? >>590470

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:39:05 No.590477

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:39:05 No.590477

>>590475
Winning the char select probably

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:39:10 No.590478

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:39:10 No.590478

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>590471
we've made it to the training grounds. do a pose for intimidation.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:39:29 No.590482

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:39:29 No.590482

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>590471
Set Punished Panch on a training montage.
Swap character

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:40:08 No.590484

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:40:08 No.590484

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>590477
Ah well they can fuck themselves for beingsalty.
>>590471
Go to training to find the other race heroes.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:40:12 No.590485

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:40:12 No.590485

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>590477
truly the greatest sin
>>590471
will we learn Greg's father who is?

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:41:08 No.590488

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:41:08 No.590488

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>590471

Enter training grounds. The barbs are there watching you enter and talking shit.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:41:18 No.590489

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:41:18 No.590489

>>590485
I thought Greg's father was a paladin.
>inb4 this is how barbs get the Liche out

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:41:42 No.590491

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:41:42 No.590491

>>590477
Every one wants their character race, so really they should lean to get over it.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:42:04 No.590494

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:42:04 No.590494

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>590471

>Stop being meta

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:42:05 No.590495

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:42:05 No.590495

>>590485
>will we learn Greg's father who is?
some paladin

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:43:01 No.590501

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:43:01 No.590501

>>590495
but we can learn EXACT paladin then

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:43:39 No.590504

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:43:39 No.590504

>>590482
Eyy

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:45:31 No.590509

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:45:31 No.590509

>>590504
Nigga you were gonna kill him off if we kept going with Panch.
Every single person besides orcs were gonna kill him.
And this shit is gonna continue every time we play as one race for "too long"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:46:58 No.590512

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:46:58 No.590512

>>590509
Dude. 10 hours of failed escape attempts isnt exactly thrilling

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:47:16 No.590513

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:47:16 No.590513

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>>590482
While WanPan trains for the arena, there's a SPECIAL HO SHIT ONE TIME DEAL OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT AS THE REAMINING HEROES UNTIL WANPAN's DAILY TRAINING IS COMPLETED.
Will it be:
- The imprisoned Hooded Bones
- The house slave Sad One
- The constantly in pain Dragon Messiah slave
- The factory worker Gob II, secretly the heir of King Gob I

~~Majority votes lmao~~

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:47:47 No.590515

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:47:47 No.590515

>>590509
this, we should swap out heroes for at least every new thread, make the last one unpickable. I don't want fucking "Punch yourself in the face" in literally every combat encounter because other races are salty. At least Dragons and I assume Gobbos are being nice but Humies and Elves are still salty af

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:48:11 No.590518

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:48:11 No.590518

>>590512
You purposly kept fucking him over. You are making this boring on purpose.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:48:11 No.590519

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:48:11 No.590519

>>590512
You don't start a story in the middle of a breakout.
And you can't breakout the exact second the story starts.

Anonymous (ID: 9uoLE/Pu)
09/18/16(Sun)12:49:14 No.590523

Anonymous (ID: 9uoLE/Pu) 09/18/16(Sun)12:49:14 No.590523

>>590513
>- The house slave Sad One

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:49:18 No.590524

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:49:18 No.590524

>>590515
Keep this up and nobody escapes.

Nobody escapes and Civ Thing 2 won't have any race from Civ Thing 1.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)12:49:36 No.590525

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)12:49:36 No.590525

>>590513
I feel like Hooded Bones would be the most interesting right now, so i'll vote for him.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:49:39 No.590526

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:49:39 No.590526

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>590513
Hooded Bones confirm lock in
~~Can't we all agree on removing Dragons from the roster~~
~~cause fuck dragons~~

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:50:32 No.590528

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:50:32 No.590528

>>590513

>Dragon

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:51:27 No.590532

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:51:27 No.590532

>>590513
hooded bones pls

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)12:51:33 No.590533

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)12:51:33 No.590533

>>590513
Gob II. Imprisoned Hooded Bones is probably just in some cell somewhere with a bunch of paladins with his necro telepathy cut off. I'd like to see the outside world or at least. Sad One is good too.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:51:37 No.590534

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:51:37 No.590534

>>590509
Also dragons originally picked Hooded Bones. And I never tried to kill him.
>>590518
I didnt do anything. In fact i was asleep for 6 hours and you guys STILL accomplished nothing. Face it. Get a new plan or get a new character. Its simple. I at least was being creative and tried to change the situation while you guys failed at punching this whole time.
>>590513
Hooded Bones.
>>590519
Nigga. The recap was over a long time ago.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:52:11 No.590535

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:52:11 No.590535

>>590524
Might as well just nuke the story since humans and elves cry too much.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:52:33 No.590537

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:52:33 No.590537

>>590513
>Skeletal Jail
Well there's a tiny tiny tiny chance to run into Lolisniffer and friends and zebra.
So I'll go with Hooded Boner

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)12:52:50 No.590538

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)12:52:50 No.590538

>>590533
Or he could be being interrogated by the paladins on how the savages achieved necromancy.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:53:27 No.590540

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:53:27 No.590540

>>590513
I vote for hooded bones. If it's a dragon or goblin then more fuckery will ensue and most people probably don't want the elf.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)12:53:49 No.590542

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)12:53:49 No.590542

>>590513

Gob

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:53:52 No.590543

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:53:52 No.590543

>>590534
I dnot give a fuck if you are bored, this is the natural order when it comes to these threads. People fuck around and it takes time.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:07 No.590549

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:07 No.590549

>>590526
Fuck you nigga

Remember muh 6 GORILLION WINTERLOCAUST

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:10 No.590550

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:10 No.590550

>>590543
This whole board's reason is to have fun and not get bored.
Also getting salty over characters.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:15 No.590552

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:15 No.590552

>>590543
That's not what I said.

But fine. I apologize.

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:32 No.590555

Anonymous (ID: +qD1M8Fi) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:32 No.590555

>>590528

>Changing vote to gob

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:53 No.590557

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:53 No.590557

>>590524
Say that does happen and what races would be in civ 2?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:55:57 No.590558

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:55:57 No.590558

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counting votes counting votes

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)12:56:38 No.590561

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)12:56:38 No.590561

>>590557
He prolly wont do a civ 2 for a loooong time after this.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:56:46 No.590562

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:56:46 No.590562

>>590550
You fucker are the ones who are getting salty in the first place, each fucking time you keep trying to change characters.I'm

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)12:56:53 No.590563

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)12:56:53 No.590563

>>590549
you suck balls, chicken brain

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:57:14 No.590567

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:57:14 No.590567

>>590558
I would go for Messiah but OP would make us the butt of his anal jokes.

Hooded boner it is

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)12:57:27 No.590570

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)12:57:27 No.590570

>>590557
skellies only, I'd assume.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)12:58:06 No.590574

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)12:58:06 No.590574

>>590534
Yeah we got the recap but, you can't just break out of prison without at least casing the fucking place during the benign daily cycle of fightan and trainin.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)12:58:08 No.590575

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)12:58:08 No.590575

>>590561
I think it depends on how the next strawpoll will go, if there will be an option for civ thing 2, which i highly doubt, but it's still possible.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)12:58:16 No.590576

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)12:58:16 No.590576

>>590557
New ones, what else.

Insectoids
Birdpeople
Beastmen
Slimes
Sentient golems
Crystalids
Octopii
buncha other stuff

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)12:58:21 No.590578

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)12:58:21 No.590578

>>590562
Stop being so salty over nothing. When were the Elves even salty?

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)12:58:45 No.590579

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)12:58:45 No.590579

>>590550
Because you get bored means everyone else is? So far there are other people who have been participating you just sit there with your arms crossed saying you are bored.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)12:59:41 No.590580

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)12:59:41 No.590580

>>590576
RAPEY SLIMES GO

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:00:49 No.590587

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:00:49 No.590587

>>590562
It's not just us. Almost everyone wants another hero, because this one isn't any fun. I tried to play normally at the start, but then i saw that everyone just wanted to die so we could choose another character.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:01:36 No.590592

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:01:36 No.590592

>>590576
OP you must include humans as a playabale or atleast a NPC race.
What else would the slimes and octopii tentacle rape?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:01:41 No.590594

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:01:41 No.590594

>>590579
That's just how you see the situation. But I do see where you are coming from.
>>590576
Octos? Sweet.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:02:03 No.590599

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:02:03 No.590599

>>590579
But i have been participating. I admit, i did leave and come back when i was most bored, but i mostly participated, and tried to have fun.

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)13:02:15 No.590600

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)13:02:15 No.590600

>>590524
I'd actually would like that
Cleanse the air of the salt and start over with a completely new story

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:02:22 No.590601

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:02:22 No.590601

>>590592
Dragons

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:02:51 No.590604

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:02:51 No.590604

>>590578
This entire thread
You blame orcs you try to knock him out again.
>>590297
>>590578
Bullshit it's just you and the barbarians
>>590587

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:03:11 No.590606

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:03:11 No.590606

>>590576
Oh, slimes and golems.
Interesting.
Arousing.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:03:37 No.590607

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:03:37 No.590607

>>590600
There's just gonna be more salt if that happens

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:04:01 No.590608

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:04:01 No.590608

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ANYWAY, limited limelight time for Hooded Bones, barbarian chief. Currently being interrogated by paladins.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:04:43 No.590612

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:04:43 No.590612

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>590608
Waddya wanna know?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:04:44 No.590613

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:04:44 No.590613

>>590604
Ok,
ROLL CALL FOR WHOEVER IS NEITHER AN ELF NOR A BARBARIAN.
would you prefer another character?

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:04:51 No.590614

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:04:51 No.590614

>>590604
>boohooo other people don't like a retarded protagonist who people just use to do stupid stuff like smear over the wall to make anime

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:04:55 No.590615

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:04:55 No.590615

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>590608
"Your undead i can sense it"

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:05:11 No.590618

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:05:11 No.590618

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>590608
I didn't do nuffin', chief

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)13:05:40 No.590619

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)13:05:40 No.590619

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>590608
paladins do a good cop / bad cop routine

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:06:10 No.590624

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:06:10 No.590624

>>590608
OP, You rippin' me off, senpai?
Or are my elf-divination powers showing?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:06:32 No.590625

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:06:32 No.590625

>>590624
Probably both

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:06:46 No.590628

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:06:46 No.590628

>got caught at being salty
>cried to get his way
>calling other people crybabies because crying got his way
This something called hypocrisy

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:07:13 No.590629

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:07:13 No.590629

>>590613
I'm just here to equally fuck over everyone not a dragon

Equality is strength, goyim

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:07:52 No.590631

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:07:52 No.590631

>>590613
Just check the begining of the thread to see that, and the roll that won. Salty elf.

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)13:08:09 No.590634

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)13:08:09 No.590634

>>590613
Neither elf or barbarian
Don't fucking care anymore
I mostly lurked but all y'all are salty mother fuckers for no reason

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:08:10 No.590635

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:08:10 No.590635

>>590628
Just saying, I'm not against Orc protagonist, it was just getting too long to do anything so I proposed switching for time being. If same shit will happen with skellie, we can switch back cause orc maybe will be able to do more stuff.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:08:22 No.590637

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:08:22 No.590637

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>>590618
"Then tell me, how did a tribe of barbarians gain access to necromancy?"

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:08:52 No.590640

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:08:52 No.590640

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590637
God did it

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:09:17 No.590642

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:09:17 No.590642

>>590635
Or we can have a thread each character like a chapter and cycle through them.

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)13:09:48 No.590648

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)13:09:48 No.590648

Rolled 54 (1d100)

I don't care who we play.

Can we just get shit done?
>>590637
Brock did it.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:10:17 No.590651

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:10:17 No.590651

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>590637
Some faggot did it

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:10:19 No.590652

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:10:19 No.590652

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590637
not feeling like it, pal

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:10:20 No.590653

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:10:20 No.590653

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>590637
We just found it in a field on day

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:11:19 No.590656

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:11:19 No.590656

>>590631
See
>>590635
This is pretty much my train of thought. Once everyone is together we can continue shenanigans. But Wanpan wasnt doing anything except getting punched. Change was needed.

Then again, seeing how things are going, Hooded Bones just might be hit with a Smite since we have paladins here.
>>590637
Our God Brock is a swell God.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:11:28 No.590658

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:11:28 No.590658

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>590637
Holy Bones did it

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:11:30 No.590659

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:11:30 No.590659

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>590637

"Through our god Brock." While sounding like Skeletor from old He-Man tv series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zloWEvRDhgI

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:11:56 No.590662

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:11:56 No.590662

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590637
OP definitely ripping me off.
I'll sue you bruh.
Hooded bones says: "science"
>>590634
It just happens, yaknow? These
threads bring out the salt in our hearts.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:12:11 No.590664

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:12:11 No.590664

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

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>>590651
"And who is this "some faggot" ?"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:12:37 No.590667

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:12:37 No.590667

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>590637
Our God, Brock is a swell God. God of battle, rock throwing, and I guess now, undead.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:12:54 No.590668

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:12:54 No.590668

>>590656
The paladins are secretly undead. Messiah is the best choice to kill them with SMITE

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:13:08 No.590670

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:13:08 No.590670

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>590664
That's his name, hangs with elves

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:13:15 No.590671

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:13:15 No.590671

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>590664
Lean over here, I'll whisper it to you.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)13:13:19 No.590672

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)13:13:19 No.590672

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>590664
follow me into the netherrealm and you can meet him yourself

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:13:39 No.590675

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:13:39 No.590675

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>590664
>>590667

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:13:46 No.590676

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:13:46 No.590676

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>590664
God

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs)
09/18/16(Sun)13:14:02 No.590678

Anonymous (ID: 7IWvnWHs) 09/18/16(Sun)13:14:02 No.590678

>>590651
Great
Your as salty as the barbs and elves
Can you please stop this shit

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:14:08 No.590680

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:14:08 No.590680

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>590664
what is in for me if I tell?

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:14:35 No.590681

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:14:35 No.590681

>>590656
I saw it, and I replied>>590642
This way we can all have one full thread no switching until the cast meets together like game of thrones deal.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:14:48 No.590683

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:14:48 No.590683

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>590664
The Devil himself, Dice God

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:15:49 No.590690

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:15:49 No.590690

>>590678
I'm keeping the story going, not trying to kill him or switch characters. It's the roll god that chooses.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:16:08 No.590691

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:16:08 No.590691

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>>590676
"Oh really, tell me more"

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:16:08 No.590692

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:16:08 No.590692

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590664
His name was Rock Solid

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:16:19 No.590696

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:16:19 No.590696

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>590664

"This faggot is... YOU!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:17:12 No.590700

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:17:12 No.590700

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590691
Dice God did it

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:17:27 No.590703

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:17:27 No.590703

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>590691
He wears a dress and drinks semen. Like a really nice dress.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:17:29 No.590705

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:17:29 No.590705

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>590696
>>590691
AHAHAHAHHA
SUPPORT ROLL!

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)13:17:43 No.590706

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)13:17:43 No.590706

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>590691
Yeah he's pretty cool I guess. I can't tell you all of the most vital info unless you lean in reeeal close, though.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:17:52 No.590708

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:17:52 No.590708

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>590691
Our God, Brock is cool as shit. He gave us Necromancy and gets wives.

Dice God got us stuck here. He sucks.

Sorry. I cant think without my Brock Hat all too well.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:18:04 No.590709

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:18:04 No.590709

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>590691
can I have some jerky first, officer?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:20:53 No.590727

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:20:53 No.590727

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>>590706
"Dunno, my hearing's pretty good. You can tell me from over there"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:21:52 No.590732

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:21:52 No.590732

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>590727
And his name is... JOHN CENA

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:21:53 No.590733

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:21:53 No.590733

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>590727
Punch self in face
(Forgot tradition)

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:22:07 No.590735

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:22:07 No.590735

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>590727
Arnt you a skeleton, too?

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:22:08 No.590736

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:22:08 No.590736

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>590703
give it a rest. If we do this they'll just use this as an excuse for Wan to panch himself in the face everytime and I don't want another fucking dream sequence. It's one thing if it's /v/.

>>590727
murmur reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal softly

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:22:30 No.590741

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:22:30 No.590741

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>590727
naaaaaaah, I kinda thristy and hungry from all the talking

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)13:22:33 No.590742

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)13:22:33 No.590742

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>590727
I have a sore throat. and I'm worried that weird-looking guy in the corner will hear.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:24:34 No.590757

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:24:34 No.590757

>>590736
Yeah I'm salty, but if I cry some more op might choose another character.
I'm sorry sorry I had to get that jab out. I'll be good

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:24:44 No.590759

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:24:44 No.590759

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>590727

Before we tell him, we need to drink some milk first.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:26:13 No.590766

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:26:13 No.590766

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>>590742
"What weird-looking guy?"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:27:38 No.590773

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:27:38 No.590773

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>590766
Coupd you at least give the skeletons a break? We suffered long inside our meat cages. One day the humans will learn too, those rascals.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:27:42 No.590774

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:27:42 No.590774

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>590766
That mystery box guy behind that paladin

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:28:15 No.590777

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:28:15 No.590777

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>590766
pull paladin's nose while he looking for a weird-looking guy

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)13:28:30 No.590779

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)13:28:30 No.590779

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>590766
It's okay, I'm sure your mother thinks you're very handsome.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:29:17 No.590783

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:29:17 No.590783

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>>590774
"Oh shit i've been discovered"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)13:29:32 No.590784

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)13:29:32 No.590784

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>590766
Pull the paladin's nose while he's distracted

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:30:08 No.590787

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:30:08 No.590787

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>590783
Catch it!

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)13:30:38 No.590789

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)13:30:38 No.590789

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>590783
Open the mystery box!

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:31:18 No.590791

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:31:18 No.590791

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>590783
manlets at it again I see

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:31:45 No.590794

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:31:45 No.590794

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>590783
Select and lock in!

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:31:49 No.590795

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:31:49 No.590795

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>590783
Skelly and Pally join forces to catch mystery box!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:33:56 No.590804

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:33:56 No.590804

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>>590794
"NEVERRRRRRR" And the Mystery Box person-thing was chased after by the second paladin.

This had nothing to do with anything

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:34:40 No.590810

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:34:40 No.590810

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>590783
we are now playing as the Mystery Box

>>590757
Well at least hopefully this thing is out of everyone's system

~~Who am I kidding, everyone of us will try to have their race's hero to be the best and have all the cool moments~~

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:35:18 No.590814

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:35:18 No.590814

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>590804
back to our interrogating
haggle with paladin about price info

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:35:20 No.590815

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:35:20 No.590815

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>590804
Use the distraction to creep on the pally

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:36:07 No.590821

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:36:07 No.590821

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>590804
Should I explain the gospel of Brock?

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:36:20 No.590822

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:36:20 No.590822

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>590804
Hide under the interrogation table

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:36:58 No.590827

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:36:58 No.590827

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>590804
Punch self in face

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:37:23 No.590830

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:37:23 No.590830

>>590814
We becoming jews now?

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:38:14 No.590833

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:38:14 No.590833

>>590830
Everyone has the capacity to be jews goyim

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:38:29 No.590835

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:38:29 No.590835

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>>590827
And Hooded Bones punched himself in the face. Knocking himself out and ending this brief moment that he was the playale one.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:38:47 No.590836

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:38:47 No.590836

>>590827
see, you are getting hang on it.
if you dislike character you are playing - ~~kill it~~
>>590830
gotta make a living somehow

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:39:23 No.590838

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:39:23 No.590838

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>590835
Swap to someone other than an orc before we take control of Punished Panch

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:40:06 No.590843

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:40:06 No.590843

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>590835
on the bright side we defended our dark secret
back to WanPan Orc, let's stop midgame switching, too much salt generating - distracts from experience

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:40:08 No.590845

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:40:08 No.590845

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>590835
Awe but facepunching was a Civ trait.

Fine.

Prince Gobbo

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:40:15 No.590846

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:40:15 No.590846

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>590836
He ain't dead
>>590835
Bones wakes up in the same cell as wanpan. This is a duo hero thing

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:40:26 No.590847

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:40:26 No.590847

>>590835
I have a question. Whatever happened to the high priestess? I remember her being pregnant with a demigod before the big battle. Can we just have an answer.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:40:57 No.590849

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:40:57 No.590849

>>590847
She got punched in the stomach before being made into a slave

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:29 No.590851

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:29 No.590851

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>590836
but that's stupid. Then almost literally every turn someone will be rolling for punching themselves in the face, so instead of suggesting something cool or funny or stupid to advance the plot we'd all just be punching ourselves in the face which is just unfunny after the first 2 instances

>>590835
Rolling for Prince Gob II

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:29 No.590852

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:29 No.590852

>>590849
Does that mean she had a miscarriage?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:30 No.590853

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:30 No.590853

>>590835
At least the paladins didn't get any info
>>590846
Nig, you calling us salty, now you do the same shit we did? I'm confused.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:34 No.590854

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:34 No.590854

>>590845
Face punching is a trait all NaP threads have

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:37 No.590855

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:37 No.590855

>>590847
I dont wanna know. The answer will prolly make me sad.
>>590849
Yup. I am sad.

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)13:41:55 No.590857

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)13:41:55 No.590857

>>590849
That's fucking brutal.
How is that not evil.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:42:02 No.590858

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:42:02 No.590858

>>590849
Oh so that's why he's the sad one now.
~~Gonna have to request a Loss comic now.~~

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:42:03 No.590859

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:42:03 No.590859

>>590845
technically considering it was civ trait - we should withstand out punch hitting
only those who didn't have trait can't handle facepunch

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:42:48 No.590862

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:42:48 No.590862

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>>590838
Oh no! Control is going back to WanPan!

>>590852
Yes, there were lots of loss.jpg that day

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:43:03 No.590863

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:43:03 No.590863

>>590853
Pay backs a bitch at least I am trying to put skelly in the main story with wanpan.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:43:07 No.590864

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:43:07 No.590864

>>590851
>the face which is just unfunny after the first 2 instances
>he doesn't like punching face
laughing girls jpeg

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:43:09 No.590865

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:43:09 No.590865

>>590849
so... why wasn't Prince Gob miscarriaged?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:43:22 No.590867

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:43:22 No.590867

>>590859
Exactly.
>>590854
Yes, but in other threads they dont knock themselves out. The mechanic is different in this story.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:03 No.590870

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:03 No.590870

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>590862
Quick! Swap to the sad one.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:07 No.590872

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:07 No.590872

>>590862
Aww shit. MC, come up with a appropriate song for the loss of life.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:10 No.590873

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:10 No.590873

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>590862
WanPan returns to his cell finding a new roommate skelly hood

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:20 No.590874

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:20 No.590874

>>590863
That "Pay back" is also hypocrisy.
And punch self in face = wake up with wanpanch?
Wut?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:46 No.590876

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:46 No.590876

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>590862
*throws manlet at Wanpan head*

Id rather be the Sad One.

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:50 No.590877

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:50 No.590877

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>590862
can we see wanpan skills or something

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:51 No.590878

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:51 No.590878

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>590862
Rolling for WanPan Control

>>590867
WanPan's Fist is just that powerful, HoodedBones is just weakened

Anonymous (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)13:44:57 No.590879

Anonymous (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)13:44:57 No.590879

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>590862
but king gob II goes in and steals control so he is in the spotlight

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:45:31 No.590881

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:45:31 No.590881

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>590876
Me 2

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:45:43 No.590883

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:45:43 No.590883

>>590865
King Gob I died long before the final battle, his son was born soon after. Remember that manlets went through like 3 kings

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:46:08 No.590886

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:46:08 No.590886

>>590867
The trait is on op, and that's your thing.>>590874
Sure is but it's also a dish best served cold.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:47:19 No.590893

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:47:19 No.590893

>>590883
ah, at the picture I was thinking Gob II was like just an infant or something

>>590879
soon Manlet, I just want to check WanPan's stats and hopefully do combat and fuel the fire of rebellion in the hearts of the other combatants.

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)13:47:29 No.590895

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)13:47:29 No.590895

>>590883
most recent King was King Imp Inventor
~~Aka me. Remember when we were going to be a democracy?~~

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:47:36 No.590898

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:47:36 No.590898

>>590874
Since when did these stories ever make fucking sense? Are you new? Just play the game or don't

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:47:38 No.590899

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:47:38 No.590899

>>590886
That's not justifying you, famalam.
Let's get back into the game, shall we?

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:47:46 No.590900

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:47:46 No.590900

>>590886
This is literally you right now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KuTPGMDAvQs

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:48:54 No.590910

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:48:54 No.590910

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>>590878
OH SHIIIIIII-

>>590867
Hooded Bones knocked himself out on purpose to halt the interrogation.
Orcs just have no self-control

>>590895
Not my fault you decided to have a monarchy all by yourselves

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:49:17 No.590911

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:49:17 No.590911

>>590899
Yeah it was, I was totally justified in doing it, besides at least I'm trying to bring your characters in to the story. You guys keep bitch ing about who to play.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:49:52 No.590915

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:49:52 No.590915

>>590898
Yeah, they never made much sense, but at least they were within the boundaries of logic.
It's just too retarded, that Hooded Bones would just magically wake up next to Wanpanch.
And too easy, remember this is NaP

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)13:50:42 No.590920

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)13:50:42 No.590920

>>590910
I just remembered. When we bred with the Dragons my previous guy (Goblin Inventor) left on a vacation. He still alive?

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:50:48 No.590921

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:50:48 No.590921

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>590910
SWAP TO SAD ONE DAMN IT

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)13:51:21 No.590925

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)13:51:21 No.590925

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>590910
>Orcs just have no self-control
pretty much
but can I see wanpan stats/skills now

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:51:42 No.590928

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:51:42 No.590928

>>590911
And what made you justified to do that, when you said that before, when we did it, it was just because we were salty and wanted to ruin the fun until we changed character?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:51:44 No.590929

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:51:44 No.590929

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>590910
Fuck off Wanpan

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:52:38 No.590935

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:52:38 No.590935

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>590910
Keikkaku. We have more chances to see other tribal characters here in the training grounds which is why I wanna go back to WanPan. Maybe we can see the necrofied remains Fred the Unicorn or the other half of the Skelly Brothers or whatever the shortlived Skeleton Diplomats that hanged with the gobbos were called.

>>590915
>within the boundaries of logic
>"I parry death"
>"parry his parry"
>"parry our damage"

>>590929
Counter roll!

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:53:00 No.590937

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:53:00 No.590937

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>>590900
Cry some more
>>590915
He was put in there because he's unconciouse, he's no use to them knocked out. He was thrown into a cell, jesus is your imagination so limited you couldn't put that together?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:54:08 No.590943

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:54:08 No.590943

>>590920
He's a sweatshop worker now

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:54:44 No.590945

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:54:44 No.590945

>>590937
to be fair, he has no place in the Orc Cells when he should be with the Barbs or back to his Paladin Guarded Prison. Also Counter Roll for Wan Pan Nigga!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:55:12 No.590949

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:55:12 No.590949

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>>590929
wow rude

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:55:57 No.590952

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:55:57 No.590952

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590928
Yeah and got to change the character because you were salty.
>>590949
Don't worry Wan pan it's your turn

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:56:36 No.590955

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:56:36 No.590955

>>590935
Yes, you're right, but, from what i've seen, OP only does that when it would be funny, awesome, or it would fuck someone over.
Randomly teleporting near Wanpanch wouldn't be either of those.
>>590937
That dosen't mean that they can't interrogate him when he wakes up. And it wouldn't make sense for them to throw him into a gladiator's cell, since, as stated before, he's in the Paladins' prison.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)13:56:37 No.590956

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)13:56:37 No.590956

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>590949
WAN PANCH INTENSIFIES

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)13:57:04 No.590963

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)13:57:04 No.590963

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>590949
Swap to Sad One
>>590952
We're gonna get Punished Panch killed if we swap to him.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)13:57:12 No.590964

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)13:57:12 No.590964

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>590949
Oh look! Anime! (Switch to Sad One, quick!)

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)13:57:40 No.590967

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)13:57:40 No.590967

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>590949
meanwhile nearly all the dragons have mass suicided due to no hoard

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)13:58:20 No.590971

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)13:58:20 No.590971

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>590949
Switch to the sad one

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)13:59:16 No.590975

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)13:59:16 No.590975

>>590952
Yes, we did, and you did too. But you didn't necessairly have to act "salty" like we did, since it was you who called us out on it in the first place.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)13:59:36 No.590978

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)13:59:36 No.590978

>>590955
Who said teleporting, they put him a cell till he wakes up, they got shit to do, not just let him sit there doing nothing. Where did it say it was a seperase prison? They can be in the sam place, this was the while point of having them slaves so they can excape together

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)13:59:50 No.590981

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)13:59:50 No.590981

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>>590964
Oh! Could this be?! Sad One's moving innnn

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:00:28 No.590990

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:00:28 No.590990

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>590949

Make Fusion Dance with Sad One to become more powerful.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:00:47 No.590992

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:00:47 No.590992

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>590981
Select him! (Before he kills us all)

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/18/16(Sun)14:00:52 No.590993

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/18/16(Sun)14:00:52 No.590993

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>590981
*laughing track plays*

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:01:06 No.590994

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:01:06 No.590994

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>590981
lets all stop fucking about and this happens
>>590967

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)14:01:09 No.590995

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)14:01:09 No.590995

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>590981
Start the Sad one's story with a recap of what made him sad

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:01:17 No.590997

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:01:17 No.590997

>>590975
Oh so it's OK for you to act like that but not for any one else especially when it was unfair? If any thing you got what was coming to you so mabey you will think twice.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:01:31 No.591000

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:01:31 No.591000

>>590978
>Where did it say it was a seperase prison
Right about here >>589052
>Paladin Dungeon

And here >>589456
You see any Paladin Dungeon on thaat map?
I don't

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:02:12 No.591004

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:02:12 No.591004

Well, hippies. Us barbs did our best. Gotta roll for your hero.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:02:28 No.591005

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:02:28 No.591005

>>591000
Eh thought it was the same prison.

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)14:03:06 No.591008

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)14:03:06 No.591008

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>590981
Sad powers activate!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:03:12 No.591010

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:03:12 No.591010

>>591005
Where did I say it was the same prison

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:03:15 No.591011

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:03:15 No.591011

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>590981
FUCK, new plan. It's GOB'S TIME TO SHINE

>>590995
his baby's ded man, that shit will make anyone sad
in the map NaP posted of the cells, it wasn't there.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:03:50 No.591013

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:03:50 No.591013

>>591010
In my head, you say a lot of things

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:04:00 No.591017

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:04:00 No.591017

>>590978
I don't think Wanpanch is in the Paladin prison since the guards are not paladins, and i don't think the paladins would like/care about gladiatoral fights. Also, why would they put Hooded Bones in another prisoner's cell? Especially in an orc cell, since barbs and orcs are separated.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:04:27 No.591021

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:04:27 No.591021

>>591011
shit that last line was supposed to be at Business Orc'

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)14:04:43 No.591022

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)14:04:43 No.591022

>>591011
~~I know, I just want another Loss comic done by NaP~~

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:04:44 No.591023

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:04:44 No.591023

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>>590997
>He did something I don't like
>I'll do the same thing
>omg get over it you did it first stop complaining
Am I reading this right?

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:05:18 No.591028

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:05:18 No.591028

>>591017
I assumed they were in the same area, didn't even read it all, besides you can send and undead to a coliseum.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:05:58 No.591033

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:05:58 No.591033

>>590997
I never said it was ok for me to act like that (even if i mostly didn't, but that's not the point). What i am saying is that you shouldn't act like we did if you called us out on it and didn't like it at all. That's hypocrisy.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:07:43 No.591042

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:07:43 No.591042

>entire adventure will just be salty players rolling for self punches

10/10 will roll for self punch again

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:08:37 No.591053

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:08:37 No.591053

Welp. NaP is disconnected. Gotta wait

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:10:24 No.591062

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:10:24 No.591062

File: 1470444130879.gif (2.99 MB, 400x225)

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>>591023
>got what's coming to him
>not only that did it fairly
>now back to salty elf
>now projecting>>591033
>>591028
No shit, I admitted that, now you are getting upset because I did the same thing. Learn from that and see how that feels.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:13:14 No.591089

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:13:14 No.591089

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>>590994
MEANWHILE, A MYSTERIOUS STRING OF DRAGON SUICIDE IS HAPPENING, THE GUARDS ARE ON THE CASE

"Damn, another one this week"

"How did this one die?"

"Same as the others, suicide via anal penetration. Jumped ontop of that giant statue's spear over there, butt-first"

"What a shame. Any known motives?"

"Dunno, a lack of a hoard perhaps. Or the shame of viewing yourself as a "superior being" but now forced to become slaves to those "inferior" to you. Could be both"

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:14:43 No.591103

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:14:43 No.591103

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>591089
Hooded bones got moved to coliseum to see if he fights well. He makes frinds with WanPan BEST FRIENDS!

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:15:13 No.591106

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:15:13 No.591106

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>591089
Sad One witnesses the scene. Becomes the Horrified One

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:15:19 No.591108

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:15:19 No.591108

>>591062
You admitted your mistake with the prison stuff, but you didn't admit that you acted like a hypocrite, last time i checked.
If you did and i didn't see it, i apologise.
>>591089
BREAKING NEWS: For some reason everyone is putting too much salt on their food, resulting in high levels of saltyness for the whole kingdom!

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:16:01 No.591115

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:16:01 No.591115

>>591062
You're a horrible buisness person

>>591089
The dragon probably did it for the pleasure and sensation if anything.

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:16:30 No.591120

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:16:30 No.591120

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>591089
and how is the messiah holding out?

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:17:31 No.591125

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:17:31 No.591125

>>591115
That's why I'm an Orc mutha fucka!
>>591108
I did admit it when you accused me of hypocrisy the first time, I said is also a dish served cold.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:18:00 No.591129

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:18:00 No.591129

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>591089
Sad One drinking his owner's secret wine stash to hopefully dull out the endless pain of his existence.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)14:18:21 No.591131

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)14:18:21 No.591131

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>>591089
Getting impaled is a pretty fucking horrifying way to go

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:19:43 No.591143

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:19:43 No.591143

>>591131
Yeesh

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:19:47 No.591144

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:19:47 No.591144

>>591125
Alright, so i guess it's all settled.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:20:58 No.591154

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:20:58 No.591154

>>591144
Well the Orcs were the ones who caused the King to kill and enslave everyone so there's that.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:21:46 No.591162

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:21:46 No.591162

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>>591103
"Right, perhaps this skeleton chief is of no use to use, maybe we should tranfer him over to the arena....just gotta fill out this form..."

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:21:47 No.591163

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:21:47 No.591163

>>591131
Vlad is such a swell guy.
Makes me pround of being a fucking romanian gypsy.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:21:59 No.591169

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:21:59 No.591169

>>591154
There's that salt again, I didn't even open the box that was emergency orc

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:23:23 No.591180

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:23:23 No.591180

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>591162
suddenly hooded bones decides he want to be a skeleton paladin and kill heretics in the name of brock

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:23:28 No.591181

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:23:28 No.591181

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>591162
Then plot happens
He finished the paper work

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:23:52 No.591187

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:23:52 No.591187

>>591169
Guilt by association.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:24:13 No.591190

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:24:13 No.591190

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>591162
Why do you want to know about necromancy anyway?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:27:07 No.591219

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:27:07 No.591219

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>>591181
"Right done with the paperwork...for requesting a transfer. Now for the paperwork of the actual transferring"

Paladin Paperwork Peril, coming soon to a theater near you

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:27:14 No.591220

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:27:14 No.591220

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>591190

Maybe he want to become a lich?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:27:26 No.591223

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:27:26 No.591223

>>591187
>>591169
Thats sorta like when Rock Solid murderboned everyone and blamed it soley on humans. Gotta live with it. Even if it sucks.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:28:30 No.591233

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:28:30 No.591233

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>591219
The papers fall over. Elves are blamed.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:28:37 No.591234

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:28:37 No.591234

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>591219
And then he realized that what he just did will probably make the savages escape.
Then he ended his miserable existence.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:28:45 No.591238

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:28:45 No.591238

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>591219
Ah yes that's a good paladin.
Make sure you date and signature everything you were suposed to.

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:29:00 No.591240

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:29:00 No.591240

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>591219
whatever happened to the skeleton dance troupe?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:29:39 No.591247

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:29:39 No.591247

>>591234
One paladin less, guys

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:30:08 No.591248

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:30:08 No.591248

>>591234
Now we are making the plot go backwards
Ok then

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:31:29 No.591265

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:31:29 No.591265

>>591248
We'll make it go so much back, that we'll go back in time and prevent all of this from happening.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:31:55 No.591270

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:31:55 No.591270

>>591265
Sounds good.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:32:48 No.591278

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:32:48 No.591278

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>>591234
"Hmmmm, but having all the tribesmen in one place could be terrible, let's not do that then. Doot doo doo"

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)14:33:09 No.591282

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)14:33:09 No.591282

>>591265
Lets Do it.

Shitposting so hard we break time

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:33:26 No.591285

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:33:26 No.591285

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>591278
But it could be funny to watch.....

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:34:04 No.591292

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:34:04 No.591292

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>591278
paladins decide to execute all barbarian skeletons

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:34:43 No.591296

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:34:43 No.591296

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>591278
You forgot the part where you kill yourself after doing all the paperwork.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:37:02 No.591320

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:37:02 No.591320

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>>591292
"Ah screw it, let's just purge every heretic"

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:37:39 No.591329

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:37:39 No.591329

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>591278
The paladin decides to leave his desk and go out for some drinks.

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:37:58 No.591334

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:37:58 No.591334

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>591320
All that paper work...

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:37:59 No.591335

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:37:59 No.591335

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>591320
and thus hooded bones was no more

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:39:16 No.591343

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:39:16 No.591343

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>591320
Then the paladin looked at the papers, thinked about the time he spent and lost doing them, and curls up in a ball. Crying.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:40:15 No.591349

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:40:15 No.591349

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>591320
The King walks in wondering why his paladin is breaking protocol

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)14:40:30 No.591352

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)14:40:30 No.591352

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>591320

Before that, he need to clean up ALL the paper on the floor.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)14:41:16 No.591355

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)14:41:16 No.591355

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>591320
Killin spree

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:41:25 No.591356

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:41:25 No.591356

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>>591334
AND THEN

WanPan wakes up form his dream about bones, paperwork and suicide

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:27 No.591366

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:27 No.591366

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>591356
Think of a plan to escape

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:39 No.591367

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:39 No.591367

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>591356

He's in the training area. He looks for other orcs.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:44 No.591368

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:44 No.591368

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>591356
And we're back!
I forgot where we were, though.
Let's look around.

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:51 No.591369

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:51 No.591369

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>591356
Now let plan with the orcs and barbarians for a prison break.

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:58 No.591371

Anonymous (ID: ubD58u+u) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:58 No.591371

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>591356
and he punches the sleep out of his eyes

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:42:59 No.591372

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:42:59 No.591372

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>591356
He feels something lumpy under his ass.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:48:17 No.591409

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:48:17 No.591409

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>>591368
You look around the training area

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)14:49:39 No.591417

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)14:49:39 No.591417

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>591409
Go to the dodging machine

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT)
09/18/16(Sun)14:49:42 No.591419

BusinessOrc (ID: pw2R1oyT) 09/18/16(Sun)14:49:42 No.591419

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>591409
Find the shaman, maybe we can get our powers back

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:50:37 No.591425

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:50:37 No.591425

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>591409
Dodge machine

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)14:50:52 No.591428

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)14:50:52 No.591428

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>591409
You wonder where all the other prisoners are.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)14:55:17 No.591453

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)14:55:17 No.591453

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>>591425
The dodging machine, meant to train gladiators in...dodging things. Gladiators stand inside the enclosure as the pillar spins around, swinging its club at the gladiators face. The objective is simply dodge the club as it comes straight for their face.

The harder versions have more than one club at different heights.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)14:56:10 No.591456

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)14:56:10 No.591456

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>591453
Punch it.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)14:58:09 No.591469

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)14:58:09 No.591469

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>591453
get agile

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)14:58:12 No.591471

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)14:58:12 No.591471

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>591453
Try and make a friend.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)14:58:43 No.591477

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)14:58:43 No.591477

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>591453
Animu training sequence!

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)14:58:46 No.591478

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)14:58:46 No.591478

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>591453
Back flips and crouching to dodge.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)14:58:52 No.591479

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)14:58:52 No.591479

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>591453

Lets have him learn how to dodge in order to move in for suplexes without getting his face elbowed shall we?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:00:18 No.591486

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:00:18 No.591486

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>>591456
thwack

It stands firm

Onw of the guards yells "HEY! NO ATTACKING THE TRAINING EQUIPMENT! THAT'S WHAT THE TRAINING DUMMIES ARE FOR"

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:01:07 No.591493

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:01:07 No.591493

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>591486
Time to get really good at ducking and weaving

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:01:28 No.591498

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:01:28 No.591498

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>591486

The Manlets are relatively smart. Ponder on how to free them while learning how to dodge.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:01:53 No.591501

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:01:53 No.591501

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>591486
I can destroy meteors! This has nothing on me!!!!!

Uppercut that shit into space.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:02:22 No.591508

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:02:22 No.591508

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>591486

Look for someone I can ally with. Approach.

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: yta/12jm)
09/18/16(Sun)15:05:29 No.591521

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: yta/12jm) 09/18/16(Sun)15:05:29 No.591521

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>591486
Dodge with sweet Orc Fu moves.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:07:24 No.591529

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:07:24 No.591529

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>>591493
Dodging training initiated.

Level 1: The pillar spins 10 times, Roll 10d100 to attempt to dodge the 10 club swings
Higher than 40 to succeed each time

Since there's like 10 numbers, the highest last digit in a minute since first reply will be picked

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:08:16 No.591535

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:08:16 No.591535

Rolled 13, 1, 18, 11, 22, 35, 99, 15, 36, 81 = 331 (10d100)

>>591529

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:08:31 No.591540

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:08:31 No.591540

>>591529
Oh boy we're gonna have a lot of numbers

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:08:53 No.591543

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:08:53 No.591543

Rolled 5, 73, 87, 7, 54, 93, 21, 91, 13, 85 = 529 (10d100)

>>591529
Animu training sequence aid me!

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:08:59 No.591545

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:08:59 No.591545

Rolled 43, 77, 51, 93, 6, 85, 34, 12, 86, 73 = 560 (10d100)

>>591529

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:09:31 No.591551

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:09:31 No.591551

Rolled 96, 30, 49, 71, 38, 9, 38, 93, 71, 35 = 530 (10d100)

>>591529
>>591540
Man I am just slipping up today

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:09:32 No.591552

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:09:32 No.591552

>>591535
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>591543
Awwwwwwwww

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:09:36 No.591553

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:09:36 No.591553

Rolled 36, 59, 97, 94, 16, 65, 46, 61, 52, 31 = 557 (10d100)

>>591529

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:10:58 No.591562

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:10:58 No.591562

Rolled 17, 79, 59, 32, 85, 13, 67, 31, 37, 6 = 426 (10d100)

>>591529

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:13:29 No.591583

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:13:29 No.591583

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>>591535
>last digit: 5

Out of 10 swings, you only managed to dodge 2

Train again Y/N?

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:14:29 No.591595

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:14:29 No.591595

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>591583
If we can still see straight, why not?

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:14:34 No.591598

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:14:34 No.591598

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>591583

Yes.

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw)
09/18/16(Sun)15:14:46 No.591601

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw) 09/18/16(Sun)15:14:46 No.591601

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>591583
Y

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:14:54 No.591603

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:14:54 No.591603

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>591583
Y
Wan Pan's no quitter.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:15:55 No.591612

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:15:55 No.591612

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>591583
Hahahahahahahah uppercut that shit into space.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:16:00 No.591615

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:16:00 No.591615

>>591583
Go for it!
>inb4 we get knocked out and have another dream sequence

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)15:16:19 No.591616

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)15:16:19 No.591616

>>591583
So OP when does the guys that took that evil horror release it so that we can escape in the confusion?

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:17:45 No.591629

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:17:45 No.591629

>>591616
I wanna add onto this.
Did Punished Panch lose his Orc God empowering?
Are the Sword Jasons stills sniffing out orc/elf blood?

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:18:25 No.591638

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:18:25 No.591638

>>591583

Chance of dodging all ten:

.4*.4*.4*.4*.4*.4*.4*.4*.4*.4=.01%

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:19:48 No.591645

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:19:48 No.591645

>>591629

The gods have forsaken us in our direst hour. I doubt they still give a shit.

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw)
09/18/16(Sun)15:20:56 No.591653

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw) 09/18/16(Sun)15:20:56 No.591653

>>591638
That's the chance of getting hit by all 10.
Dodging is 0.06%

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:21:06 No.591654

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:21:06 No.591654

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>>591595
Again, roll 10d100

>>591629
Everybody lost their tribe's empowerment, the sword jasons are still doing that but the Kingdom wall and guards keep them out.

And the guys who took taht ancient evil are the Conspirators many posts up

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:15 No.591668

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:15 No.591668

Rolled 28, 13, 99, 87, 70, 48, 76, 70, 66, 43 = 600 (10d100)

>>591654

>>591638
>>591653
When did we ever really care about the numbers and not just rolling dice then watching what happened.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:21 No.591669

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:21 No.591669

Rolled 75, 95, 89, 84, 29, 42, 49, 89, 72, 79 = 703 (10d100)

>>591654

Lets consider freeing the all other races except for the dragons shall we?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:24 No.591670

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:24 No.591670

Rolled 9, 20, 74, 26, 93, 5, 45, 94, 99, 45 = 510 (10d100)

>>591654

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:25 No.591671

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:25 No.591671

Rolled 90, 65, 11, 48, 4, 94, 77, 7, 19, 74 = 489 (10d100)

>>591654

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:35 No.591672

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:35 No.591672

Rolled 66, 59, 88, 35, 86, 8, 77, 59, 37, 10 = 525 (10d100)

>>591654
It's just like Sword Art Online!
ANIMUUUUUU!

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:52 No.591682

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:52 No.591682

Rolled 81, 52, 62, 84, 88, 39, 69, 61, 95, 62 = 693 (10d100)

>>591654
I was kind of hoping that the kingdom would've killed those Jason swords.

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:53 No.591683

Slave Hippy (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:53 No.591683

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>591654
Rolling for the conspirators to get a move on and fuck shit up.

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:58 No.591684

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:58 No.591684

Rolled 49, 42, 75, 6, 46, 63, 24, 58, 84, 1 = 448 (10d100)

>>591654
SERIOUS CONSECUTIVE SIDE HOPS

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:22:59 No.591685

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:22:59 No.591685

>>591638

Correction: .6*.6*.6*.6*.6*.6*.6*.6*.6*.6=.06%

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:23:27 No.591696

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:23:27 No.591696

>>591669
Nice
Still we should probably take everyone with us if we can even escape.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:24:01 No.591700

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:24:01 No.591700

Rolled 86, 51, 49, 72, 17, 58, 44, 45, 90, 46 = 558 (10d100)

>>591654

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:24:13 No.591701

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:24:13 No.591701

>>591682
Some were destroyed by patrols, yes. But the broken fragments were many

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:24:56 No.591704

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:24:56 No.591704

>>591696

I know how you feel, but the dragons will probably just forget to roll when we need their help again.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:26:55 No.591721

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:26:55 No.591721

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>>591669
This time you did much better, only getting hit once.

Now do you:
Continue Training as is
Train in the harder level
Do something else

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)15:27:55 No.591739

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)15:27:55 No.591739

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>591721
Go to the sparring arena

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:28:07 No.591742

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:28:07 No.591742

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>591721
I think it's time to find allies. Who else is around training?

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:28:28 No.591747

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:28:28 No.591747

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>591721
I say we train our punches at the dummies.
BETTER PUNCHES!

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:28:43 No.591753

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:28:43 No.591753

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>591721

An impressed fellow enslave gladiator approches and challenges you to use the dogding machine at the next difficulty level.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:28:44 No.591754

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:28:44 No.591754

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>591721
>>591742

What he said

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:29:01 No.591758

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:29:01 No.591758

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>591721
To the dummies
We may as well test out how well we can still throw a punch

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw)
09/18/16(Sun)15:29:29 No.591765

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw) 09/18/16(Sun)15:29:29 No.591765

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>591721
Train our punches on everything except the dummies

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:29:52 No.591771

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:29:52 No.591771

>>591754

I am become death

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:30:36 No.591779

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:30:36 No.591779

>>591754
yoooo

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:31:44 No.591789

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:31:44 No.591789

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>>591754
You scan the area for other gladiators

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:33:11 No.591810

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:33:11 No.591810

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>591789

You cruise the workout grounds.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:33:13 No.591812

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:33:13 No.591812

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>591789
head to the workout ground

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw)
09/18/16(Sun)15:33:43 No.591821

Orc Saitama (ID: MdyJ6tDw) 09/18/16(Sun)15:33:43 No.591821

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>591789
Rest area. The others are busy working out

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:34:13 No.591826

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:34:13 No.591826

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>591789
No skeletons to be seen, eh...hmm

Rest area

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)15:34:26 No.591829

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)15:34:26 No.591829

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>591789

Look at strange barbarian at accuracy training.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:34:53 No.591836

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:34:53 No.591836

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>591789

Approach the workout ground. There are more potential allies there.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:38:03 No.591862

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:38:03 No.591862

Fighting the guards is useless (read earlier in the story). If we're getting outta here we need a plan to sneak out. Maybe with a diversion...?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:38:20 No.591864

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:38:20 No.591864

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>>591812
Gladiators are working out

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)15:39:26 No.591871

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)15:39:26 No.591871

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>591864
Time to get more buff.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:39:27 No.591872

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:39:27 No.591872

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>591864

Work out alongside them while discussing escape plans

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:39:34 No.591874

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:39:34 No.591874

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>591864
Ask everyone if they are content or if they'd rather get the fuck out of here.

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:40:20 No.591879

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:40:20 No.591879

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>591864
Caress the leg of the barb doing push ups to start some orc v. barb shit - unless he's into it.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:41:04 No.591882

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:41:04 No.591882

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>591864
establish dominance with flashy workout poses

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:43:49 No.591902

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:43:49 No.591902

File: image.jpg (53 KB, 736x414)

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>591864
Do the dankest workout ever, and end it in this pose.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)15:45:37 No.591918

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)15:45:37 No.591918

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>591864
Do >>591879

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:45:43 No.591920

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:45:43 No.591920

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>>591871
Now which workout would you do

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:46:41 No.591931

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:46:41 No.591931

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>591920

all of them... AT THE SAME TIME!

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)15:46:50 No.591936

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)15:46:50 No.591936

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>591920
It only makes sense for a slave to do squats

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:47:56 No.591948

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:47:56 No.591948

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>591920
Orcs lift eachother. Like old times

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao)
09/18/16(Sun)15:48:08 No.591952

Anonymous (ID: yAJdDpao) 09/18/16(Sun)15:48:08 No.591952

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>591920

Squats are the only form of exercise.

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:48:28 No.591954

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:48:28 No.591954

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>591920
do the far leaning back one, dominantly

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:50:31 No.591975

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:50:31 No.591975

File: image.jpg (65 KB, 699x385)

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>591936
High-powered kek.
>>591920
40 of each. Remember the fabulous pose at the end

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:50:59 No.591983

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:50:59 No.591983

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>>591952
Right, so how many you want to do?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:52:21 No.591999

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:52:21 No.591999

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>591983
20

X10

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)15:52:21 No.592000

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)15:52:21 No.592000

>>591983
100

The classic one punch amount

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)15:52:32 No.592005

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)15:52:32 No.592005

>>591983
200 and one

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)15:53:01 No.592011

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)15:53:01 No.592011

Rolled 562 (1d1000)

>>591983

Equal as the dice roll.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)15:53:14 No.592015

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)15:53:14 No.592015

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>591983

100, use this time to discuss escape plans with your fellow slaves.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)15:53:20 No.592018

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)15:53:20 No.592018

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>591983
100 slave squats.
And don't you forget the fucking pose.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)15:53:39 No.592023

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)15:53:39 No.592023

>>591983
150 and jump in between every 5 squats

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa)
09/18/16(Sun)15:54:45 No.592040

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa) 09/18/16(Sun)15:54:45 No.592040

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>591983

50 while giving 'fuck you eyes' to the barb in the workout area.

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)15:55:14 No.592049

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)15:55:14 No.592049

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>>592018
Right, 100 squats.

Roll 2d100. First is picking, second is result of squatting.
>78 for success

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)15:55:59 No.592059

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)15:55:59 No.592059

Rolled 27, 93 = 120 (2d100)

>>592049

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)15:58:13 No.592086

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)15:58:13 No.592086

Rolled 23, 44 = 67 (2d100)

>>592049

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:09:20 No.592175

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:09:20 No.592175

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>>592059
Workout successful

Even did a pose

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)16:10:34 No.592192

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)16:10:34 No.592192

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>592175
Rolling for all the prisoners to riot because of that glorious pose.

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:10:36 No.592193

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:10:36 No.592193

>>592175
Nice

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:11:03 No.592199

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:11:03 No.592199

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>592175
Wow... that is great!

How did the planning go?

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)16:11:03 No.592200

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)16:11:03 No.592200

>>592175
Oh my god.

Speaking of gods we should probably check up on them. I want to see how tree God is doing considering his kid died.

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:11:53 No.592210

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:11:53 No.592210

>>592200
I'm pretty sure the gods abandoned us

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)16:11:53 No.592211

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)16:11:53 No.592211

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>592175

Wan Pan finally awoke his Stand!!

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)16:12:59 No.592224

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)16:12:59 No.592224

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>592175
You know i'm saving that drawing, mayng.
Rolling to inspire all the gladiators with that fabulous pose!

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)16:13:52 No.592227

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)16:13:52 No.592227

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>592175
Take advantage of the confusion generated by your glorious pose to plot with the other gladiators

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:15:23 No.592240

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:15:23 No.592240

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>>592192
Orcs are totally hyped.

While barbs are all like "meh, it's okay"

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)16:15:40 No.592243

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)16:15:40 No.592243

>>592210
You sure about that?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:16:54 No.592251

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:16:54 No.592251

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>592240
Back to planning

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl)
09/18/16(Sun)16:17:05 No.592255

Anonymous (ID: xtQ8Qepl) 09/18/16(Sun)16:17:05 No.592255

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>592240
Grab a rock and throw it to space to encourage the barbs to riot with us.

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:17:06 No.592256

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:17:06 No.592256

>>592243
Nope.
All I remember is god calling us evil now after he removed our drill

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa)
09/18/16(Sun)16:17:20 No.592259

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa) 09/18/16(Sun)16:17:20 No.592259

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>592240

Strut over to the 3 orcs in the work out area and motion suggestively for the one in the rest area to join us. For plot and plotting reasons.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)16:17:24 No.592261

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)16:17:24 No.592261

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>592240
INCITE THE ORCS!
RIOT! RIOT! RIOT!
The barbs will probably join us too!

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT)
09/18/16(Sun)16:17:43 No.592264

Hobbo Gobbo (ID: Pf+FMNeT) 09/18/16(Sun)16:17:43 No.592264

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>592240
Do 100 push-ups with just 1 finger

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:18:09 No.592269

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:18:09 No.592269

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>592240
May as well try reawakening our stand powers

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)16:18:13 No.592270

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)16:18:13 No.592270

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>592240
Gather all the orcs and barbs under your command, and use them to escape

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:24:11 No.592329

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:24:11 No.592329

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>>592259
Plotting commencing

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:25:45 No.592339

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:25:45 No.592339

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>592329
With this much orc spirit there's no way we can't bring back stand power.
~~Also we should probably wait on the actual escape until we can figure out where the hell manlets, sadmen, and the suicidals are.~~

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)16:27:09 No.592352

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)16:27:09 No.592352

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>592329

Figure if there are any stealthy ways to reach the outside of the coliseum.

Also try the find out where the other races are.

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz)
09/18/16(Sun)16:27:17 No.592355

Anonymous (ID: UmEBo8Xz) 09/18/16(Sun)16:27:17 No.592355

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>592329

Try to develop new martial arts that call "Fukk Yu Gad", it is pretty much focus on defeating human guards and soldiers.

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)16:30:52 No.592385

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)16:30:52 No.592385

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>592329
hey thread is still up.

>Anyone else getting tired of their favorite eastern scroll and waifu getting' called shit?

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:32:45 No.592408

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:32:45 No.592408

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>>592339
And so the Orcs plotted an escape....which will be (probably) revealed in the next episode.

That's the end of this one

NOw, for the important part.
Next thread, ~~continue with WanPan~~ or ~~switch to a different hero every new thread~~

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:33:40 No.592420

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:33:40 No.592420

>>592408
We've had enough orc for at least two threads.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:34:03 No.592425

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:34:03 No.592425

>>592408
Change hero every thread

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz)
09/18/16(Sun)16:34:09 No.592427

Anonymous (ID: bl/MKONz) 09/18/16(Sun)16:34:09 No.592427

>>592408
different hero, we need to sow the seeds of rebellion somewhere else.

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)16:35:44 No.592439

Elf without hemp (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)16:35:44 No.592439

>>592408
Different character every thread.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)16:36:03 No.592440

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)16:36:03 No.592440

>>592408
Change hero. It'll be fun to see how every hero will do something different but in the end it will all come together (hopefully) in a big rebellion.

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa)
09/18/16(Sun)16:36:09 No.592441

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa) 09/18/16(Sun)16:36:09 No.592441

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>592408

Quit your job, do these /qst/ threats full time.

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH)
09/18/16(Sun)16:36:14 No.592445

Temporary Dragon (ID: WXxNVomH) 09/18/16(Sun)16:36:14 No.592445

>>592408
Change hero

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W)
09/18/16(Sun)16:36:58 No.592457

Anonymous (ID: 4XvCES+W) 09/18/16(Sun)16:36:58 No.592457

>>592408
changing heroes seems best, but I am anxious to know what comes of this orc rebellion

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)16:37:11 No.592459

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)16:37:11 No.592459

>>592408

Please change hero at least until all of them are reunited.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/18/16(Sun)16:37:40 No.592461

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/18/16(Sun)16:37:40 No.592461

>>592408
And just so you know, i'll be using that orc pose for something. Probably background for my phone. It's just too glorious.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:39:44 No.592488

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:39:44 No.592488

>>592441
He doesnt have a job. He sees a doctor for all the salt he consumes

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:40:59 No.592501

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:40:59 No.592501

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

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Rolled 4 (1d4)

So a diff hero for every thread it is, now, to see which one is next...

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg)
09/18/16(Sun)16:42:06 No.592516

Imp Inventor (ID: wSNkZiHg) 09/18/16(Sun)16:42:06 No.592516

>>592501
Gobbo...no IMPO!

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ)
09/18/16(Sun)16:43:31 No.592533

notapaladin (ID: XA5S2iuJ) 09/18/16(Sun)16:43:31 No.592533

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>>592501
And so next time: Manlet Adventures in the Factory

See you soon

Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)16:46:22 No.592559

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)16:46:22 No.592559

>>592533

Aww yiss

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)16:46:40 No.592563

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)16:46:40 No.592563

>>592533
ayy
woke up just in time to see Prince Gobbo get picked

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:50:35 No.592608

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:50:35 No.592608

>>592501
Heeeeyyaaaa. This I wanna see. Maybe skelebro jr is with him

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr)
09/18/16(Sun)16:51:42 No.592621

Enslaved Archivist (ID: p2pHK/Vr) 09/18/16(Sun)16:51:42 No.592621

>>592563

I say we start stealing whatever tech we can and move on from there

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)16:52:35 No.592640

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)16:52:35 No.592640

>>592621
>>592533
>>592608
If the Civ rules still apply, we could do an extra tech action each turn.

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)16:53:29 No.592653

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)16:53:29 No.592653

>>592640
Nah we classic questing now with rolling 1d100s for actions.

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)16:56:40 No.592688

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)16:56:40 No.592688

>>592653
We need to be subtle with our tech stealing however, and we need to get friendly with our captors by making them gifts.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)16:58:58 No.592711

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)16:58:58 No.592711

Time to punch ourselves and (hopefully) not knock ourselves out since the mnalets are such wimps

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf)
09/18/16(Sun)16:59:51 No.592722

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: QQSm9uwf) 09/18/16(Sun)16:59:51 No.592722

>>592688
So far they are immune to charm, requiring nat 100 rolls.

They are also stronger than Wanpan, so getting hit is instadeath for gobbos

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: rdZhxSyk)
09/18/16(Sun)17:03:56 No.592766

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: rdZhxSyk) 09/18/16(Sun)17:03:56 No.592766

Rolled 95 (1d100)

Develope capoeira, so even if we are training, it will look like if we are dancing.

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa)
09/18/16(Sun)17:12:30 No.592877

Anonymous (ID: FAxc2vTa) 09/18/16(Sun)17:12:30 No.592877

>>592766
Since we are going to be Gob on the factory floor next time, we need to figure out what we'll do with him rather than Wanpan.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)17:18:25 No.592964

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)17:18:25 No.592964

>>592877
Have him smuggle weapons for the orcs and random rocks/pebbles for the barbarians to use in their Super Sekrit Plan™

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: LdrRJG1Q)
09/18/16(Sun)17:21:13 No.592986

Blacroc Slaveman (ID: LdrRJG1Q) 09/18/16(Sun)17:21:13 No.592986

>>592964
Yeah, but gob should help us with the planning too. I doubt about the thinking skills of my kin.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)17:34:55 No.593156

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)17:34:55 No.593156

>>592964
lel

Barbs had superior weapons than all of the Tribes aside from magic.

We even copied the Kingdom Weapons. We are the only ones that know how to use them.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/18/16(Sun)17:37:52 No.593193

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/18/16(Sun)17:37:52 No.593193

>>592986
Just hope Dice God doesn't fuck us over and we're fine

>>593156
>how fucking hard is it to use a sword
They just have better materials, but a sword is still a sword. I wanna know if you guys can still use your rockology shit and summon a meteor hence why I said rocks for you

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)17:40:20 No.593219

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)17:40:20 No.593219

>>593193
None of you used swords. Ever. You'll cut yourselves before killing someone else haha

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/18/16(Sun)17:47:17 No.593301

Emergency Slave (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/18/16(Sun)17:47:17 No.593301

>>593219
Well I mean we had those meteorite masterworks.
~~You can't go wrong~~

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/18/16(Sun)17:48:42 No.593313

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/18/16(Sun)17:48:42 No.593313

>>593219
>>593301
I'm pretty sure we had weeb katanas n shieet

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)18:03:55 No.593485

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)18:03:55 No.593485

>>593313
I forgot about those. So yes. Orcs know weeb swords. We know classic euro swords

Anonymous (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)18:22:21 No.593725

Anonymous (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)18:22:21 No.593725

>>593219
The Elfs made swords out of wood then turned them into Bronze.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9)
09/18/16(Sun)19:01:41 No.594181

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: AcJiV2h9) 09/18/16(Sun)19:01:41 No.594181

>>593725
Must have happened when i was asleep. Alright, then

Anonymous (ID: O60jc3cZ)
09/18/16(Sun)20:52:26 No.595245

Anonymous (ID: O60jc3cZ) 09/18/16(Sun)20:52:26 No.595245

>>592533
HAHA GREEN SKINS RULE!

Anonymous (ID: +6xap/fh)
09/18/16(Sun)22:33:25 No.596082

Anonymous (ID: +6xap/fh) 09/18/16(Sun)22:33:25 No.596082

I just to know that I blame Hippy and MC Herbalist for the death of the demigod. We should have just stayed in our floating sky fort and not sent a pregnant woman to fight some sort of God like being.

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd)
09/19/16(Mon)02:30:47 No.597117

Horny Dragon (ID: avTIbkFd) 09/19/16(Mon)02:30:47 No.597117

>>596082
We would've tried to more proactively fuck you guys over in this run if you wusses ran

Anonymous (ID: Fb4BFDxT)
09/19/16(Mon)04:22:55 No.597192

Anonymous (ID: Fb4BFDxT) 09/19/16(Mon)04:22:55 No.597192

>>596082
Kingdom Humies would have punched her either way, Elves had no idea of the scouts and a few thousand feet in the air is nothing to the King.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/19/16(Mon)08:42:01 No.597260

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/19/16(Mon)08:42:01 No.597260

>>596082
I wasn't even there when the fight happened.
I got on when we got rekt. So blame hippy.
We would have lost the demigod anyway, since all of our race got enslaved.

Anonymous (ID: Fb4BFDxT)
09/19/16(Mon)09:47:33 No.597291

Anonymous (ID: Fb4BFDxT) 09/19/16(Mon)09:47:33 No.597291

>>593156
>Barbs had superior weapons than all of the Tribes aside from magic.
>Let's stick some spikes on it and set it on fire

Gobbos were already developing shit like Trebuchet by the end of the era and electrified dildo skewers

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/19/16(Mon)11:12:32 No.597380

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/19/16(Mon)11:12:32 No.597380

Rolled 1 (1d10)

I wonder for how long salt about first Civ thread will contunie
Throwing a rock to see the amount of months

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/19/16(Mon)11:14:47 No.597383

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/19/16(Mon)11:14:47 No.597383

>>597380
well that's optimistic
should've used years

Anonymous (ID: 9I8Bg3Iz)
09/19/16(Mon)11:20:28 No.597387

Anonymous (ID: 9I8Bg3Iz) 09/19/16(Mon)11:20:28 No.597387

>>597117
>Not wanting to fight the most powerful being and getting enslaved
>wusses
Nice ad hominem scalie.

>>597260
>>597192
I'm just bitter that OP killed one of our characters in such a way. Also I don't get why we joined a doomed fight when we could've just not gone and possibly save ourselves. Kind of makes the floating forest pointless when we just jumped in the meta boss fight bandwagon.

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9)
09/19/16(Mon)15:22:46 No.597773

MC Herbalist (ID: dP5Iu+s9) 09/19/16(Mon)15:22:46 No.597773

>>597387
It was too epic.
And i think the game would've ended anyway.

Anonymous (ID: Ft1/87Hn)
09/20/16(Tue)02:29:50 No.600294

Anonymous (ID: Ft1/87Hn) 09/20/16(Tue)02:29:50 No.600294

>>597291
Yes, but you are manlets. Who die in o e hit. While wearing armor.

You were never a threat.

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc)
09/20/16(Tue)03:04:58 No.600365

Anonymous (ID: RcHTt5Qc) 09/20/16(Tue)03:04:58 No.600365

Guys remember.
Don't kill the baby manlet

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj)
09/20/16(Tue)03:13:06 No.600388

King Gobbo (ID: 7O73xZLj) 09/20/16(Tue)03:13:06 No.600388

>>600365
that'll be hard to do

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N)
09/20/16(Tue)04:30:39 No.600509

Rock Solid (ID: 5lsfWj6N) 09/20/16(Tue)04:30:39 No.600509

new thread, niggas
>>600481

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