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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 09/20/16(Tue)04:11:19 No.600481

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 2 Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:11:19 No.600481 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is a member of the goblin tribe, which was absorbed into The Kingdom and now live as workers in various workshops and factories.
You are also secretly the heir of a former goblin king - King Gob I, as indicated by your tuff of hair that suspiciously resembles a shittily drawn crown.

Currently you're in the middle of a regular work day, what do you do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:14:22 No.600484

Anonymous (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:14:22 No.600484

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600481
Ask the manlet beside you if the lockpicks are finished. Whispering

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:15:21 No.600488

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:15:21 No.600488

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600481
build a giant self face punching mechanism

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:19:17 No.600495

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:19:17 No.600495

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>>600484
"what lockipicks?" he whispered back

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:19:49 No.600497

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:19:49 No.600497

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600495
self punching ones

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:20:48 No.600499

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:20:48 No.600499

>>600497
Welp

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:23:24 No.600500

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:23:24 No.600500

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>>600497
"what"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:25:49 No.600502

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:25:49 No.600502

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>600500
do you want to be free again or not, wuss?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:29:11 No.600505

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:29:11 No.600505

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600500
Just make the lockpick for our cell

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:29:12 No.600506

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:29:12 No.600506

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>>600502
"I'm not sure how self punching lockipicks fit into that"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:30:53 No.600510

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:30:53 No.600510

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>600506
Don't worry about it
how are we doing on stealing tech?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:32:34 No.600512

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:32:34 No.600512

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600506
it's to fool guards up so they won't think it's a lockpick

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:32:40 No.600513

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:32:40 No.600513

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600506
>>600505

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:35:12 No.600517

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:35:12 No.600517

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>>600510
"Were we supposed to do that?"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:35:59 No.600520

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:35:59 No.600520

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600517
Yea. Kinda. Also. I said mystery box, not dice cube

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:36:26 No.600521

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:36:26 No.600521

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600517
oh hey, is that the two I rolled?
nice
yes, but do it discretely
disguise it as putting extra work in so it looks like we're working hard

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:39:28 No.600524

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:39:28 No.600524

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>>600521
"Greetings, tiny workers. Is everything well?"

"Uh...yes?"

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)04:39:46 No.600525

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)04:39:46 No.600525

>>600481
oh shit nigger Orcs represent!

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:40:16 No.600526

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:40:16 No.600526

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600524
Yes. Sir. Just doing what we love.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)04:40:53 No.600528

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)04:40:53 No.600528

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600524
fart to distract the guard.

Anonymous (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)04:41:22 No.600529

Anonymous (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)04:41:22 No.600529

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600524

Yes sir. Working hard as usual.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:41:28 No.600530

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:41:28 No.600530

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>600524
Your armor looks shiny today, Sir. We're just doing manlet things like working.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:41:37 No.600531

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:41:37 No.600531

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600524
where my manlet skeletons brothers?

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)04:43:39 No.600535

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)04:43:39 No.600535

>>600531

The paladins probably purged them

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)04:44:29 No.600536

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)04:44:29 No.600536

>>600531
more importantly, where are the manlet impo brothers? Other than hooded bones I feel there's a good chance that they were already cleansed and back to being just regular lifeless skeletons.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:44:52 No.600537

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:44:52 No.600537

>>600535
those bastards

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:45:06 No.600538

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:45:06 No.600538

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>>600528

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:45:39 No.600539

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:45:39 No.600539

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600538
>>600526

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:45:52 No.600540

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:45:52 No.600540

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600538
Get back to work so the guard continues walking and covering his nose to avoid the smell.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:47:23 No.600545

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:47:23 No.600545

>>600536
I'm sure the Kobolds and Imps exist, Paladin is just too lazy to draw them

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:47:25 No.600546

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:47:25 No.600546

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>600538
that fart is posionus for humans

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)04:49:10 No.600552

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)04:49:10 No.600552

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600538
go back to work as if nothing happened.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:49:25 No.600553

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:49:25 No.600553

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>>600539
"Riggght, I'll leave you to your work then"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:50:27 No.600554

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:50:27 No.600554

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600553
[WORKING INTENSIFIES]

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:51:09 No.600555

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:51:09 No.600555

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600553
Continue disguised lockpicks.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:51:28 No.600558

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:51:28 No.600558

>>600553
work on lock pics

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:52:31 No.600560

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:52:31 No.600560

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600553
>>600558

fug

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:52:55 No.600561

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:52:55 No.600561

I like how calm and relaxed this is compared to wanpan's thread

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:53:36 No.600562

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:53:36 No.600562

>>600561
Because there's barely anobody in it, ayyyy

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:53:56 No.600564

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:53:56 No.600564

>>600561
I was thinking the same thing.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)04:55:14 No.600567

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)04:55:14 No.600567

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>>600555
Secretly working on lockipicks in secret

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:55:33 No.600568

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:55:33 No.600568

>>600561
not enough salt / 10

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)04:56:23 No.600570

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)04:56:23 No.600570

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600567
Meanwhile the skelegobbos...

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)04:56:59 No.600572

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)04:56:59 No.600572

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>600567
Where's the other heir, Prince Kobs the II?
surely he's your best friend?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)04:57:03 No.600573

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)04:57:03 No.600573

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>600567
hide them into fake tools which are empty inside

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)04:58:03 No.600577

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)04:58:03 No.600577

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600567

Work on stealing their tech whole making the lockpicks

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)04:58:28 No.600578

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)04:58:28 No.600578

>>600561
the secret is that there are no elves yet to post about Sad One

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)04:59:40 No.600579

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)04:59:40 No.600579

>>600577

*while

>>600561

We're manlets. We have to be just as methodical as we were in the civ threads.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:02:24 No.600582

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:02:24 No.600582

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>>600568

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:04:09 No.600584

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:04:09 No.600584

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>>600570
Are currently in hiding, being watched over by Skelebro and Skelebro Jr. With the news that paladins are going to hunt down and purge the tribal skeles, they are now on the run/

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:04:53 No.600586

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:04:53 No.600586

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>600584
>>600572

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:05:23 No.600587

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:05:23 No.600587

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>600584
oh shiiiet
that's pure genocide in works
gotta help fellow skellebros
plan escape intensively

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:06:51 No.600589

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:06:51 No.600589

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>600586
shit, rolling for this.

>>600587
they're skeletons, you can literally just reanimate them afterwards.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:07:59 No.600590

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:07:59 No.600590

>>600587
we're gonna have to get the other races out too
the gobbos are the only ones capable of making tools right now I think

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:09:51 No.600591

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:09:51 No.600591

>>600584
Yay skelebro and skelebro jr!

True heroes

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:10:14 No.600593

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:10:14 No.600593

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>>600587
Now what should the plan be

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:12:04 No.600595

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:12:04 No.600595

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600593
We've gotta break out the other races, we can't do it alone with our strength. We need numbers, we should distribute the hidden tech we make to the other tribes so they can escape with us. Lockpicks are just the first step to freedom.
Also >>600572 asking for this

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:12:10 No.600596

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:12:10 No.600596

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600593
releasing every prisoner from their cells at the same time during either night or some sort of event when nobody cares for savages

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:12:46 No.600597

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:12:46 No.600597

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>600593
Hide the lockpicks in the fattest gobbos fat folds.
Thats step 2

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:13:00 No.600598

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:13:00 No.600598

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600593

Build fake skeletons that is powering by steam engine.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:13:07 No.600599

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:13:07 No.600599

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600593
hide under boxes and sneak.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:15:33 No.600601

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:15:33 No.600601

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>>600598
Of course!....But you don't know how to.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:16:45 No.600602

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:16:45 No.600602

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>600601
We'll learn by watching the humans. We just need time to steal their tech.
Also, where's Prince Kobs the II?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:18:06 No.600603

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:18:06 No.600603

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>600601
aren't we making toys right now? can't you make some skellelooking toys?
and you call yourself a manlet?

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:18:11 No.600604

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:18:11 No.600604

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600601
meanwhile, Prince Kobs

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:18:50 No.600605

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:18:50 No.600605

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>600601

Work on stealing their tech while making the lockpicks. Use the time to look for any potential weaknesses in the kingdom's tech as well.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:18:55 No.600606

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:18:55 No.600606

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>600601
Or rather
>>600595

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:20:32 No.600608

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:20:32 No.600608

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600601

Try to remember the time he failed to build his first "steam engine". He accidently use oil instead for water, ending up his "stam engine" to blow up.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:21:48 No.600609

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:21:48 No.600609

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>>600602
Eating lunch

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:23:12 No.600611

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:23:12 No.600611

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>600609
throw rock at him

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:23:31 No.600612

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:23:31 No.600612

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>600609
oh good
let's keep working on those lockpicks
we'll recruit prince kobs after work

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:25:01 No.600615

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:25:01 No.600615

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>>600611
Rock thrown, roll 2d100 for results.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:25:35 No.600616

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:25:35 No.600616

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600609
>brief flash of memory of an older guy who looks like Kob usurping an older guy who looks like you from what looks like a throne

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:25:45 No.600617

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:25:45 No.600617

Rolled 13, 65 = 78 (2d100)

>>600615
HEY, COME JOIN OUR PLOT you say while whispering

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:26:00 No.600618

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:26:00 No.600618

Rolled 67, 36 = 103 (2d100)

>>600615
great success

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:26:12 No.600619

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:26:12 No.600619

Rolled 83, 88 = 171 (2d100)

>>600615

Catch it son!!!

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:26:52 No.600620

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:26:52 No.600620

>>600616
actually, King Gobbo the I died while travelling towards the Maw
King Kobbo the I was elected afterwards

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:28:50 No.600621

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:28:50 No.600621

Rolled 92 (1d100)

oh.

>>600615
Rolling

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:29:01 No.600622

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:29:01 No.600622

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>>600619
A very nice throw. So nice it killed him

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:30:01 No.600623

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:30:01 No.600623

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>600622
Ignite a Gobbo v Kobbo Race War

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:30:06 No.600624

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:30:06 No.600624

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600622
Walk away while whistling
Smile as you've just killed the other heir to the throne

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:31:33 No.600628

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:31:33 No.600628

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600622

Shed a tear for the loss of your fellow manlet. Go back to this >>600605

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:31:53 No.600629

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:31:53 No.600629

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>600622

Naaahh... it don't killed him at all, it only make him stronger and it slowly awoke his dragon powers.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:32:19 No.600631

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:32:19 No.600631

Rolled 98 (1d100)

~~whoops~~
>>600622
'tis is but a scratch

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:34:32 No.600633

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:34:32 No.600633

>>600631
Nice. Keep the gobbos pure. I like it

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:34:47 No.600634

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:34:47 No.600634

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>>600623
"ALRIGHT, STOP WHAT YOUR'E DOING RIGHT NOW!"

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"

Yelled the guards

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:35:44 No.600636

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:35:44 No.600636

>>600633
I was too late,
sorry
>>60063
>"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"
elves

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:36:27 No.600638

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:36:27 No.600638

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>600634
Guards break up the fight
god damn kobbos
throw the the bird at the kobbos with your middle finger and waggle it

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:36:32 No.600639

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:36:32 No.600639

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600634

Prince Kobs the II is still alive and awoke his spirit Stand.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:36:47 No.600640

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:36:47 No.600640

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600634
>>600636

fug the reckoning

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:37:30 No.600641

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:37:30 No.600641

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>600634
Hide in wherever they store the crap we build amidst the confusion along with Gobbo we talked with earlier. We escaping tonite

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:37:49 No.600642

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:37:49 No.600642

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>600634

It was an accident sir. The rock was enchanted I swear. There's no fucking way a manlet would have that much strength!

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:39:26 No.600644

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:39:26 No.600644

>>600641
woah holy shit, I really though Solid was getting this roll but apparently I drank some lucky juice today.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:40:18 No.600645

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:40:18 No.600645

>>600644
my action was shit anyway

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:40:29 No.600646

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:40:29 No.600646

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>>600639
"The fuck he is! This Kobold is dead! Now who can tell me what happened? Come on, don't be shy, this is now a murder investigation."

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:40:36 No.600647

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:40:36 No.600647

>>600641
>>600644
might be too slow
always think of your reply quick
because the time limit is one minute after the first reply

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:41:37 No.600648

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:41:37 No.600648

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600646
>>600642

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:41:38 No.600649

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:41:38 No.600649

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600646
No one snitches
cause we all equal down here
gobbos and kobbos start working together again cause we're manlets

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:42:56 No.600651

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:42:56 No.600651

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600647
yeah damn lol

>>600646
He called you a faggot I swear! HE AND THE OTHER KOBBOS WERE PLANNING AN UPRISING

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:43:23 No.600652

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:43:23 No.600652

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600646
throw a rock at a guard
"like this"

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:44:25 No.600653

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:44:25 No.600653

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600646

The reason we toss the rock at our son is because our son will fake his own dead and he is DAMN GOOD faking his own dead because of his manling ancestry.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:44:26 No.600654

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:44:26 No.600654

>>600647
>because the time limit is one minute after the first reply
can we enlarge that to 2 minutes? OP? cause sometimes update shows up way later.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:45:58 No.600656

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:45:58 No.600656

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>>600648
"AH! So you admit to being the culprit!"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)05:46:11 No.600657

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)05:46:11 No.600657

>>600647
>>600654
3 of the posts were chosen 3 minutes later

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:47:06 No.600658

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:47:06 No.600658

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600656
There's no way we could've killed one of our own, Sir. The Elves must have broken in to sabotage our work!

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:47:32 No.600659

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:47:32 No.600659

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600656
I demand a lawyer!

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:48:25 No.600660

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:48:25 No.600660

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600656
I didn't say that, it was that filthy Kobbo behind me. *Roll for Speech*

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:49:07 No.600661

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:49:07 No.600661

>>600657
fuck chrome, making my rolls useless

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:49:40 No.600662

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:49:40 No.600662

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600656

Look at my arms. They're as flimsy as cooked spaghetti. How could i have murdered anything with these?

Someone or something must have clearly enchanted the rock. Only a fool would be unable to see this, and the knights of the kingdom are no fools.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:50:08 No.600663

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:50:08 No.600663

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>>600658
"HE'S LYING!"

"WE SAW HIM DID IT!"

"EXECUTE THE TRAITOR!"

Yelled the kobolds

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:51:04 No.600664

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:51:04 No.600664

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>600663
Gobbos back me up! Are you gonna take that from these Kobbos?

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:51:25 No.600665

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:51:25 No.600665

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>600663
The Kobolds would do anything to save their hide, Sir! They're just salty because their heir to the throne is dead! Besides, they're born from dragons, they're butthurt naturally!

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:51:28 No.600666

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:51:28 No.600666

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>600663
>>600659

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)05:51:40 No.600667

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)05:51:40 No.600667

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600663

Look at my arms. They're as flimsy as cooked spaghetti. How could i have murdered anything with these?

Someone or something must have clearly enchanted the rock. Only a fool would be unable to see this, and neither the manlets or the kingdom's knights are fools.

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:52:02 No.600668

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:52:02 No.600668

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>600663

Do the manly tears.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)05:54:58 No.600671

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)05:54:58 No.600671

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>>600664
"THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"WE SAW NO SUCH THING!"

"OBVIOUSLY THAT KOBOLD WAS WEAKSHIT TO DIE FROM A STUPID ROCK"

Racial tensions rising

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)05:55:55 No.600672

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)05:55:55 No.600672

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600671
The guards separate our workspaces for the time being so the racial tensions calm down.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)05:56:53 No.600673

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)05:56:53 No.600673

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600671
I blame dragons

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)05:57:25 No.600674

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)05:57:25 No.600674

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600671

The imps pop up and stopped the racial tension by talking about peace and love <spoiler>and also raping human women</spoiler>

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)05:59:09 No.600675

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)05:59:09 No.600675

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>600671
throw another rock amidst the confusion. Towards the very important factory thing that's strangely left in a vulnerable spot

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:00:50 No.600676

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:00:50 No.600676

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>>600672
"Come on, move it"

The manlets now work in separate areas

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:01:44 No.600678

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:01:44 No.600678

>>600676
hide elsewhere during confusion
and hide your crown
for disguise purposes

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:02:39 No.600679

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:02:39 No.600679

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>600676
note to self, rock throwing is a great way to kill your fellow manlets
let's work out to celebrate our victory over our rival and improve our rock throwing skills
>>600678
the crown is just a piece of hair that looks like a crown

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:02:48 No.600680

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:02:48 No.600680

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>600676
fug return of fug >>600678

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:03:34 No.600681

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:03:34 No.600681

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>600676
alas another 99 get of mine disregarded >>600675

we are now stationed slightly farther from the guards.

>>600678
It's your hair.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:04:10 No.600682

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:04:10 No.600682

>>600681
That was like 4 monutes late

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:04:42 No.600683

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:04:42 No.600683

>>600681
>It's your hair.
>>600679
>the crown is just a piece of hair that looks like a crown
time to shave then

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:05:18 No.600684

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:05:18 No.600684

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>>600679
Right, working out. Time to lift this piece of metal, shouldn't be too hard

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:06:11 No.600686

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:06:11 No.600686

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>600684
do it 100 times

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:06:14 No.600687

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:06:14 No.600687

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600684
[LIFTING INTENSIFIES]

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:07:01 No.600690

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:07:01 No.600690

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600684

You just fucking killed someone with a fucking pebble. Lift it to realize that factory work has largely improved your physical capabilities.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:07:26 No.600691

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:07:26 No.600691

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600683
lol no never

>>600684
stretch out first, do some warm ups. Don't wanna pull a muscle

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:09:55 No.600692

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:09:55 No.600692

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>>600691
Warming up

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:10:38 No.600693

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:10:38 No.600693

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600692
>>600690

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:10:53 No.600694

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:10:53 No.600694

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600692
get tired

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:11:05 No.600695

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:11:05 No.600695

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>600692
ALRIGHT
LET'S LIFT THIS FUCKING PIPE
>>600690
>>600687

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:11:41 No.600697

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:11:41 No.600697

>>600692
start punching self in the face, we want to get pumped up real good.

>>600695
critical fail

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:12:44 No.600699

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:12:44 No.600699

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600697
SHIT

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:14:34 No.600700

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:14:34 No.600700

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>>600693
Yeah! You gotta be super strong now! Time to lift this sucka

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:15:38 No.600701

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:15:38 No.600701

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>600700
WE LIFT IT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:16:18 No.600702

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:16:18 No.600702

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600700
it actually a trap door to the basement

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)06:16:33 No.600703

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)06:16:33 No.600703

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>600700
Get back to making lockpicks faggot

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:16:36 No.600704

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:16:36 No.600704

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600700

We lift so hard the bar blasts off and bursts through the ceiling

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:17:29 No.600706

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:17:29 No.600706

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>600700
fucking damnit this time my roll will count. It's actually very light, not light enough to be a piece of cake but light enough to not break your manlet bones

Anonymous (ID: ZTDgKcEe)
09/20/16(Tue)06:17:40 No.600707

Anonymous (ID: ZTDgKcEe) 09/20/16(Tue)06:17:40 No.600707

This quest got so shit so fast

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:17:40 No.600708

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:17:40 No.600708

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>>600702
And you can't even lift it

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:17:44 No.600709

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:17:44 No.600709

>>600702

Goddammit rockman. And here I thought you'd be proud after we literally murdered someone via rock throwing.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:19:06 No.600710

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:19:06 No.600710

>>600707
I just threw a rock

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:19:15 No.600711

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:19:15 No.600711

>>600708
>>600704

While screaming "MAXIMUM EFFORT"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:20:08 No.600713

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:20:08 No.600713

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>600708
THIS TIME TRY AGAIN
WE'LL ROLL DICE FOR IT SO WE CAN BOOST OUR STRENGTH

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:20:16 No.600714

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:20:16 No.600714

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600711

fuck

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:20:25 No.600715

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:20:25 No.600715

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600708
it's actually because you're supposed to push it, push it instead.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:20:34 No.600716

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:20:34 No.600716

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600708
look for a keyhole

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:21:37 No.600717

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:21:37 No.600717

>>600709
that's part of everyday life, what so special about it?

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:22:39 No.600719

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:22:39 No.600719

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>>600713
Charging up manlet power

Roll 2d100, second number is the result
1-99: no
100: yes

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:23:24 No.600720

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:23:24 No.600720

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>600719
WHERE'S MY MANLETS AT?
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)06:24:01 No.600721

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)06:24:01 No.600721

Rolled 79, 64 = 143 (2d100)

>>600719

HULK OUT!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:24:20 No.600722

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:24:20 No.600722

Rolled 33, 42 = 75 (2d100)

>>600719
Rolling.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:24:26 No.600723

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:24:26 No.600723

Rolled 62, 86 = 148 (2d100)

>>600719
oh shit, I forgot the 2d100
woops
AGAIN

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:24:40 No.600724

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:24:40 No.600724

Rolled 58, 22 = 80 (2d100)

>>600717

Not for us manlets it aint. Everyday life with us means research, actual acid and explosions.

>>600719

Ah yes lovely...

>>600720

This clearly aint happening. We should examine the rock if possible later to see if it was enchanted and if not we should just go back to breaking out.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:25:12 No.600725

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:25:12 No.600725

Rolled 37, 71 = 108 (2d100)

>>600719
find a keyhole instead damn it

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:28:11 No.600727

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:28:11 No.600727

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>>600721
Shit, you hurt your back

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:29:03 No.600729

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:29:03 No.600729

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600727
Blame the Kobbos.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:29:17 No.600731

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:29:17 No.600731

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600727
Take a breather for now
let's use the lockpick we made earlier on the keyhole if there is one

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:29:55 No.600732

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:29:55 No.600732

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600727
you can hear barbarian "wuss" from afar

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)06:30:48 No.600734

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)06:30:48 No.600734

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600727

This clearly aint happening. We should examine the rock if possible later to see if it was enchanted.

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)06:32:53 No.600735

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)06:32:53 No.600735

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600727

Naahhh.... just our imagination... try multitasking by lockpicking and lifting at same time.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:32:58 No.600736

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:32:58 No.600736

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>>600732

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:40:15 No.600743

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:40:15 No.600743

OP might be ded

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:41:17 No.600745

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:41:17 No.600745

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>600736
Relax for a bit, try to open the trap door by using the lockpick through the keyhole to unlock it.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:41:48 No.600746

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:41:48 No.600746

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600736
look for trap door keyhole instead

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)06:44:44 No.600750

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)06:44:44 No.600750

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600736
Back to lockpicks . What were we thinking?

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:45:26 No.600752

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:45:26 No.600752

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>>600746
"What are you you doing?" asked one of the other goblins as you crawl around the floor

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:45:36 No.600753

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:45:36 No.600753

hey, let's stick with tech actions instead of physical actions
if you get what I'm saying
let's use our brains instead of brawn

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)06:46:22 No.600754

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)06:46:22 No.600754

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600736
Notice a hole in the ground, it's a keyhole to the trapdoor

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:46:50 No.600755

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:46:50 No.600755

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600752
Doesn't look like there's any keyholes
Let's keep producing lockpicks
Whisper this to that Gobbo and share the design so we can mass produce it.
This will be our first tech that we come up with in here.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:47:01 No.600757

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:47:01 No.600757

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>600752
Kobbos broke my back

>>600754
nice

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:47:11 No.600758

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:47:11 No.600758

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600752
keyhole for the trap door to hidden basement which contains giant robot factory which we'll use to break free

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)06:47:51 No.600759

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)06:47:51 No.600759

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600752
Say you have an idea of looking for hidden trapdoors

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:50:10 No.600762

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:50:10 No.600762

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>>600759
"And why are you looking for hidden trap doors?"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:51:28 No.600763

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:51:28 No.600763

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600762
So we can escape
let's get back to work and keep producing lockpicks in secret as our tech action
>>600755

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:52:17 No.600764

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:52:17 No.600764

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>600762
to find our giant robot

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:53:53 No.600765

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:53:53 No.600765

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>>600763
"Escape what?"

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)06:54:01 No.600766

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)06:54:01 No.600766

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>600762

"Because... Why not?!"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)06:54:28 No.600767

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)06:54:28 No.600767

>>600765
You WANT to be here?

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:55:08 No.600768

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:55:08 No.600768

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>600765
The Kingdom, little Gobbo.
It's not right that we have to work like slaves under the tall ones, they're assholes, remember? Now help me make more lockpicks.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)06:55:32 No.600769

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)06:55:32 No.600769

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600765
>>600767

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)06:55:39 No.600770

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)06:55:39 No.600770

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600765
Look gob, do you really want these humans as your overlords? Look at the things they make us... make! Not up to Goblin standards!

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:56:27 No.600771

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:56:27 No.600771

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600765
slave to the dragons one day - slave forever

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:56:50 No.600772

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:56:50 No.600772

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>>600769
"Well, we are under official employ. Got a daily salary, individual housing and free healthcare."

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)06:56:58 No.600773

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)06:56:58 No.600773

>>600765
He's actually an Imp Spy sent by the Kobbos, THROW A ROCK AT HIM

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3)
09/20/16(Tue)06:57:38 No.600774

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: 8+dqB0z3) 09/20/16(Tue)06:57:38 No.600774

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>600772
Wait. You are getting paid?

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)06:58:06 No.600775

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)06:58:06 No.600775

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600771
hey, we were free when we escaped the dragons
now the dragons are nothing but a husk of their former selves
>>600772
That's just being a slave. We've got to be independent and free from the humans just like we escaped from the dragons back in the citadel.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)06:58:55 No.600776

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)06:58:55 No.600776

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>600772
that manlet hears "WUSS" from afar

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)06:59:15 No.600777

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)06:59:15 No.600777

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>>600774
"Well yeah, we're citizens, not slaves like the other tribes cuz we had that Kingdom Seal"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:00:18 No.600778

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:00:18 No.600778

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600777
OH SHIT we exclaim quietly
No need to escape right now then. Let's plot and create our own tech and gain independence when the time is right. Back to work, gobbos.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:00:58 No.600779

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:00:58 No.600779

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>600777
GASP

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH)
09/20/16(Tue)07:02:06 No.600780

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH) 09/20/16(Tue)07:02:06 No.600780

>>600779
Welp. I fucked us. We ate the seal. I thought they were gonna frame us for murder.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:02:51 No.600782

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:02:51 No.600782

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600777
>Orc Player here
Wait what. Shit. You mean we could be citizens? Then why is everyone bald?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:04:06 No.600783

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:04:06 No.600783

>>600780
we had the seal?
fuck kingdom anyway
what you wanna do, be wageslave?

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:05:14 No.600784

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:05:14 No.600784

>>600783
we're not gonna be wageslaves
we're gonna create tech to escape somehow

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:05:14 No.600785

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:05:14 No.600785

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>600783
>He wants to be a NEET

Fuck this shit, we be on a quest to restore Gob back to kinghood instead.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH)
09/20/16(Tue)07:06:24 No.600786

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH) 09/20/16(Tue)07:06:24 No.600786

>>600783
We would have had an easier time LEAVING than the arena. And the skellies might not be hunted .

And yes. The caravan with swords and shit had a seal. I ate it cuz i thought it would pin us to the pillaging and didnt wanna get rekt by the king.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:06:48 No.600787

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:06:48 No.600787

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>>600778
Exclaiming oh shit quietly

>>600782
THis actually had nothing to do with the Kingdom. Manlet hair and snazzy borders were taken away in Civ Thing due to this fag >>600784 samefagging. It was divine punishment

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:07:19 No.600788

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:07:19 No.600788

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>600785
I'm not orc, fuck you, my roll is better
I wanna raid shit and play heavy metal while piloting giant robots

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:09:03 No.600789

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:09:03 No.600789

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600787
I take full responsibility for it
actually
Lord Imp Inventor shaved the manlet's hair when he was in charge
get your facts right, OP
>>600787
Is there a way for us to get a position in the King's government as part of his council?

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:09:42 No.600790

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:09:42 No.600790

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600787
Create a labor union
Demand to speak with the king

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:09:45 No.600791

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:09:45 No.600791

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>600786
They're still being hunted for account of being pure evil. What the heck did you mean you ate it? You guys never had the seal. Us orcs found it and gave it to the manlets as a token of appreciation.

>>600787
Feel goblin guilt for what's happening to the orcs.

>>600788
hey fuck you rock chucker

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:09:52 No.600792

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:09:52 No.600792

>>600787
SIEG ZEON INDEPENDENCE FOR MANLETS

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:11:32 No.600794

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:11:32 No.600794

>>600791
>>600788
HUMAN VS ORCS RACE WAR NOW
actually cool it nerds
if you both want your tribes to escape since you're located in the arena, you have to put your faith into us gobbos

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH)
09/20/16(Tue)07:11:57 No.600795

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: FmE/9lIH) 09/20/16(Tue)07:11:57 No.600795

>>600791
The Barbarians came across a ruined caravan. When we found weapons laying around, OP stated we found a paper with a seal on it. I immediately replied with "a barbarian eats it" and proceeded to be taunted by dragons for fucking ourselves over.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:13:18 No.600796

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:13:18 No.600796

>>600795
ah oh yeah I think I remember that now.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:16:21 No.600798

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:16:21 No.600798

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>>600791
Feeling guilty

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:17:15 No.600799

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:17:15 No.600799

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600798
resolve to help out fellow greenskins however we can.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:17:16 No.600800

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:17:16 No.600800

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600798
Are we off work hours? We should visit the Arena and give the orcs a visit.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:18:04 No.600801

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:18:04 No.600801

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600798
>>600799
and mini skellebros

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:18:06 No.600802

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:18:06 No.600802

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600798
check with the other gobbos if they are satisfied with their lives

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:19:05 No.600804

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:19:05 No.600804

>>600801
but not the Elves since they don't owe manlets jackshit.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:20:57 No.600805

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:20:57 No.600805

>>600804
obviously. including dragons

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:21:15 No.600806

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:21:15 No.600806

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>>600801
Resolving to save fellow greenskins and skellies

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:22:25 No.600808

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:22:25 No.600808

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600804
>>600805
no elves and dragons
anybody that has had stuff up their butt we won't save
>>600806
Alright, let's skip to after work and visit the Arena and scope the place out to see if there's and weakpoints and so we can talk with the Orcs.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:22:32 No.600809

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:22:32 No.600809

>>600806
go back home and check our digs.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:22:39 No.600810

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:22:39 No.600810

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>600806
Go visit the city once the workday is over

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:23:34 No.600812

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:23:34 No.600812

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>600806
You gotta to what you gotta do
form a work union called Zieg Seon

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:23:34 No.600813

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:23:34 No.600813

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600808
Rolling for this

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)07:23:54 No.600814

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)07:23:54 No.600814

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600806

Ask a knowledgeable guard about what the manlets are permitted to do.

Also apologize sincerely about the bullshit that happened with the kobold heir. Accepting to give them your dessert for an entire month as a sign of apology.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:24:39 No.600816

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:24:39 No.600816

>>600814
Gotta be faster, archivist
this ain't civ thing 1, it's an adventure

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)07:25:32 No.600817

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)07:25:32 No.600817

>>600816

IRL shit happened. Was only able to drop in right now.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:27:12 No.600819

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:27:12 No.600819

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>>600810
Speaking of workday being over, a guard rings the bell, signalling the work day being over, yeah.

"Alright, it's closing time! As usual head towards the exit and recieve your daily pay in an orderly fashion! No pushing"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:28:00 No.600821

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:28:00 No.600821

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600817
Still, try to reply as quickly as you can once OP gets the post up.
>>600819
Let's get our dosh and visit the arena so we can bet on someone and see if wanpan and the other orcs are there.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:28:04 No.600822

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:28:04 No.600822

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600819
don't forget to get some lockpicks out with you

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:28:44 No.600824

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:28:44 No.600824

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>600821

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:28:46 No.600825

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:28:46 No.600825

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600819
Proceed, and apologize to the kobbos

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)07:28:58 No.600826

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)07:28:58 No.600826

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>600819

>>600814

Give your dessert to the kobolds and man the fuck up, like a true king.

>>600821

On it

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:31:42 No.600829

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:31:42 No.600829

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>>600825
"Ayyy, sorry for killing your heir to the thrne. No hard feelings eh?"

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)07:32:20 No.600830

Enslaved Archivist (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)07:32:20 No.600830

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>600829
>>600826

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:32:33 No.600831

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:32:33 No.600831

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600829
We hug it out, cause we all equal down here. We humbly apologize and bow down to them and offer them some of our spare cash.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:32:48 No.600832

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:32:48 No.600832

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600829
This causes the Kobbos to riot.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:33:52 No.600833

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:33:52 No.600833

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>600829
Look a little more convincing, and propose some cash, since their ancestors are dragons

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:37:03 No.600834

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:37:03 No.600834

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>>600831
Ah yes, sharing your cash could work, speaking of which

"Gob the II, here's your daily salary, 150 gold coins, as usual. Do try to save it"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:38:36 No.600835

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:38:36 No.600835

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>600834
We might have to use some of this in betting and rent, let's give about 10% of it, so 15 gold coins to the Kobbo. Also, look more convincing and sorry about it like >>600833 said

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:38:40 No.600836

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:38:40 No.600836

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>600834
Wonder what you can do with 150 gold coins

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:38:59 No.600837

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:38:59 No.600837

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>600834
go straight to the arena

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:38:59 No.600838

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:38:59 No.600838

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600834
give kobold one coin

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:43:13 No.600841

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:43:13 No.600841

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>>600835
Saying sorry and offering 15 gold coins to the Kobolds. Wonder if this'll work.

Roll 2d100, second number is the results
1-19: extremely terrible
20-39: bad
40-79: okay
80-100: good

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:43:42 No.600842

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:43:42 No.600842

Rolled 75, 62 = 137 (2d100)

>>600841
PLEASE ACCEPT OUR OFFER FELLOW MANLETS

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:44:01 No.600843

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:44:01 No.600843

Rolled 23, 24 = 47 (2d100)

>>600841
~~threw coins as a rock~~

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:46:53 No.600846

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:46:53 No.600846

Rolled 13, 60 = 73 (2d100)

>>600841

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:49:04 No.600847

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:49:04 No.600847

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>>600842
YOur grovelling and snivelling has induced some pity in the kobolds and they accept your apology, for now

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:49:48 No.600849

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:49:48 No.600849

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600847
ALRIGHT
LET'S HEAD TO THE ARENA SO WE CAN FREE OURSELVES OF GUILT
WE'LL SCOPE THE PLACE OUT AND TALK WITH THE ORCS

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:50:15 No.600850

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:50:15 No.600850

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600847
Nice
What can you buy with 135 gold coins ?
How much is a loaf of bread

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:51:23 No.600851

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:51:23 No.600851

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600847
>>600849
you go there just for gambling on fights tho

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:52:06 No.600854

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:52:06 No.600854

>>600851
eh, we'll sneak in.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)07:54:27 No.600855

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)07:54:27 No.600855

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>>600849
And so you went to the arena with some other gobs. There's a guy advertising betting on fights

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)07:55:55 No.600856

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)07:55:55 No.600856

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600855
ayo
"Whose fighting now and what are the odds?" we ask to the dude behind the counter advertising bets

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:56:08 No.600857

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:56:08 No.600857

>>600855
bet everything on barbarian

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)07:56:34 No.600858

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)07:56:34 No.600858

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>600855
Check who is fighting

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)07:57:11 No.600860

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)07:57:11 No.600860

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>600855
fug, revenge of fug>>600857

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)07:58:31 No.600861

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)07:58:31 No.600861

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600855
Look and see if Wan Pan has any matches.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)07:59:05 No.600862

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)07:59:05 No.600862

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600855

We should invest that shit in a small scale lab so we can invent ways to make more money and start buying land outside the kingdom walls.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:00:27 No.600863

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:00:27 No.600863

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>>600858

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:01:42 No.600864

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:01:42 No.600864

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600863
Let's bet 15 coins on WanPan so we can get our investment from saying sorry to the Kobbos back.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:01:56 No.600865

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:01:56 No.600865

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>600863
stampede ground, bet everything on barbs

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:02:17 No.600866

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:02:17 No.600866

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600863
Bet half of your money on Clubber, and hope wanpan punches himself out like he always does

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:02:43 No.600867

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:02:43 No.600867

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>600863
Bet half of it on Orcs! (Obviously includes Wan Pan, and yes even Gorc somehow) GREEN SKINS STICK TOGETHER.

So

>50 G on Wanpan in Wanpan vs Clubber
>10 G each on Wanpan and Gorc
>40 G on Orcs in Barbs vs Orcs

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:02:47 No.600868

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:02:47 No.600868

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600863
>>600862

Leggo

>>600866

This'll end well...

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:03:48 No.600869

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:03:48 No.600869

>>600868

That ended surprisingly well

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:04:05 No.600870

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:04:05 No.600870

>inb4 this is actually from the same day we played as Wan Pan

it even makes sense, Wan Pan's first fight is against a Barb with a club and his 2nd fight is with an Orc.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:08:44 No.600871

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:08:44 No.600871

>>600868

meant for >>600865 instead of >>600866

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:12:05 No.600873

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:12:05 No.600873

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>>600868
Hmmm yes, maybe you shouldn't test your luck in the bets. Perhaps starting a small lab would be better

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:13:39 No.600874

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:13:39 No.600874

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>600873
"BET EVERYTHING YOU WUSS"
you hear from arena

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:13:43 No.600875

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:13:43 No.600875

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>600873
Let's go with the safe investment and start a small lab and expand from there. Betting is just gambling and we're smarter than that.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:14:04 No.600876

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:14:04 No.600876

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600873
First things first, before starting a lab, check where you and your fellow manlets live

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:14:48 No.600877

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:14:48 No.600877

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600873

A safe investment would be best. Through it we can start working on freedom for all races, and end up with some sweet ass tech.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:16:11 No.600878

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:16:11 No.600878

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600873
At least stay and watch Wan Pan's fight

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:16:20 No.600879

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:16:20 No.600879

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>>600874
Who keeps yelling that, seriously

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:17:28 No.600880

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:17:28 No.600880

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600879
>>600875
>>600877
Someone whose rock solid yet can't get it up
Let's buy some cheap land to get our business started.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:17:41 No.600881

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:17:41 No.600881

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>600879
Buy a jerky from a vendor and savor it knowing those filthy barbarians can't have a taste of this meaty goodness.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:17:56 No.600882

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:17:56 No.600882

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600879
"MANLETS GOT NO BALLS"
you decide to follow the voice, it brings you to the window of barbarian jail

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:20:49 No.600885

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:20:49 No.600885

>>600880

Excellent.

Anonymous (ID: QlD40cll)
09/20/16(Tue)08:21:12 No.600886

Anonymous (ID: QlD40cll) 09/20/16(Tue)08:21:12 No.600886

>>600880
>>600879
Why buy land ? We may already have a housing with the other manlets

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:22:35 No.600887

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:22:35 No.600887

>>600886
you don't shit where you eat. When the crackdown comes, you want it far away from your homebase.

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:23:44 No.600888

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:23:44 No.600888

>>600886

Protecting our tech secrets is our highest priority.

We won't be doing anything illegal, the guards will sniff it from a mile away, but selling new tech as a service would allow us to accumulate a small fortune without us having to give our secrets away.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:24:01 No.600889

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:24:01 No.600889

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>>600880
And to do that, you'll ahve to visit the castle.

A guard asks what's your busines there

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:24:37 No.600890

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:24:37 No.600890

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>600889
We've come to buy some land with our coin. Straight and to the point.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:25:34 No.600891

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:25:34 No.600891

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600889
We want to buy land. In your most smooth voice.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:26:06 No.600892

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:26:06 No.600892

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600889
wanna talk with king.
while you are at it you still hear "WUSS" from afar

Anonymous (ID: QlD40cll)
09/20/16(Tue)08:26:42 No.600893

Anonymous (ID: QlD40cll) 09/20/16(Tue)08:26:42 No.600893

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600890
This

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:28:23 No.600895

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:28:23 No.600895

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>>600891
"Proceed down the hall, then turn left"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:29:02 No.600896

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:29:02 No.600896

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600895
We do that, while looking around to see what's changed since the last time we've been here

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:30:27 No.600898

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:30:27 No.600898

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>600895
turn right instead after going down

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:31:47 No.600900

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:31:47 No.600900

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600895
>>600896

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:31:59 No.600901

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:31:59 No.600901

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600895
Thanks.
>>600896
This

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:35:02 No.600906

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:35:02 No.600906

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>>600896
Statues litter the hall. All of them have a tiny plaque underneath that reads "Made from melted down tribal treasures"

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:36:04 No.600907

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:36:04 No.600907

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>>600906
That was an interesting mis-click

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:36:05 No.600908

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:36:05 No.600908

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>600906
the statues are fedora neckbeards?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:36:09 No.600909

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:36:09 No.600909

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>600906
More draggos commit suicide. And one elf.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:37:01 No.600911

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:37:01 No.600911

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600907
consider neckbeard statue canon from now

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:37:07 No.600912

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:37:07 No.600912

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600907
Closely examine the armor design so we can use it later.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:38:09 No.600913

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:38:09 No.600913

>>600907
So the statues are solid gold ?
How much is gold worse in this kingdom
This may be the reason dragons commit suicide

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:39:11 No.600914

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:39:11 No.600914

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600913
*worth
and roll

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:39:52 No.600915

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:39:52 No.600915

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>>600908
"oh yes, it's meant to capture the spirit of the common man....who lives in his parents' basement"

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:39:57 No.600916

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:39:57 No.600916

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600907

Ignore the statues, there is land to be bought

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)08:40:20 No.600918

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)08:40:20 No.600918

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>600907
Elves represent!
Study dem statues. They look like good decorations

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:40:59 No.600919

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:40:59 No.600919

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600915

Compliment their craftsmanship and continue moving

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:41:35 No.600920

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:41:35 No.600920

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>600915
We compliment the art design and examine the statue armor in >>600907
so we can >>600912 use it later.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:41:47 No.600921

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:41:47 No.600921

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600915
are there a lot of those?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:41:49 No.600922

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:41:49 No.600922

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600915
Wow. You are really cultured, Mr. Castle Guard. Tell me more!

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:46:42 No.600925

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:46:42 No.600925

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>>600921
"Only a handful. Like this one depecting a barbarian neckbeard. We're gonna ship it to their cells in the arena later. It's even carved out from a rock"

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:47:35 No.600927

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:47:35 No.600927

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600925
>>600919

Also thank the kind guard for his time

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:48:04 No.600929

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:48:04 No.600929

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600925
I dont get it. That one looks like an elf, but it has no beard. It just has a bad smell and long hair.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:48:22 No.600930

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:48:22 No.600930

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600925
>>600920
Very nice. Let's study their craftsmanship like the armor statue and go on our way to buy land.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:49:02 No.600932

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:49:02 No.600932

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>600925
But that's statue is a myth, I've know barbarians, they are all physically muscular thanks to awesome rock throwing culture.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:49:02 No.600933

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:49:02 No.600933

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600925
>"Made from melted down tribal treasures"
So barbarians were hoarding rocks ?

Anyway, thanks the guard and continue
~~Tip him a few coins~~

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)08:49:53 No.600934

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)08:49:53 No.600934

>>600929
But the statue has a beard. And dosen't have any hair. And stone dosen't smell.
Did the barbarians somehow steal our weed?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:52:09 No.600935

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:52:09 No.600935

>>600934
Im speaking as prince gobbo

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)08:53:34 No.600937

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)08:53:34 No.600937

>>600935
Damn gobbos stealing our drugs for experiments.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:53:58 No.600938

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:53:58 No.600938

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>>600929
"Ah, the elf statue. Well you see, we have discovered that elves are incapable of growing facial hair, so we had to make do. The smell comes from the wood we used to make this, we're gonna put this thing in the fields the elves work on, ya know, for motivation. But mostly as a scarecrow."

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:54:51 No.600940

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:54:51 No.600940

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600938
I start to think that your sculptor has some fetish for THICK guys

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:54:52 No.600941

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:54:52 No.600941

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600938
>>600927

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:54:58 No.600942

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:54:58 No.600942

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>600938
Do you have any Orc Sculpts?

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)08:55:04 No.600943

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)08:55:04 No.600943

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600938
Where's the gobbo's statue

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:55:13 No.600944

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:55:13 No.600944

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>600938
What about the Orc statue?

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)08:57:59 No.600947

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)08:57:59 No.600947

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>>600942
"Oh yeah. It's literally jsut a ball of cements with some things stuck onto it to kinda sorta resemble an orc face. It's to properly emulate the Orc style"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)08:58:48 No.600950

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)08:58:48 No.600950

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>600947
>>600940

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)08:58:51 No.600951

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)08:58:51 No.600951

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>600947
Are those... dragon teeth?

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)08:59:05 No.600952

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)08:59:05 No.600952

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600947
Alright, enough messing about. Thank the Guard for showing us the sculptures while we go down the hall and turn left.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)08:59:35 No.600953

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)08:59:35 No.600953

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600947
>See Orc
>Remember Kingdom Seal Deal
>It Ain't Me Plays

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)08:59:54 No.600955

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)08:59:54 No.600955

>>600947

Fascinating. We must go however.

>>600941

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:00:55 No.600957

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:00:55 No.600957

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>600955

Forgot the friggin roll.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:02:48 No.600958

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:02:48 No.600958

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>>600953
You collapse onto the floor due the weight of your guilt as music plays inside your head

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:03:39 No.600960

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:03:39 No.600960

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600958
Back to business. Nothing we can do this second. Thank the guard as well.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:04:01 No.600961

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:04:01 No.600961

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>600958
We have to buy that land and make enough money to buy out the other races out of their slavery.
>>600960 This.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:04:05 No.600962

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:04:05 No.600962

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600958
find trap door

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:04:58 No.600966

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:04:58 No.600966

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600958
>>600960

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:05:03 No.600967

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:05:03 No.600967

>>600962
If only you roll this good when we hunted back in the day

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:05:18 No.600968

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:05:18 No.600968

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>>600962
No trap door found

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)09:06:22 No.600970

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)09:06:22 No.600970

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>600968
Stand up, pack up our shit and proceed to whatever we was gonna do before we got distracted

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:06:34 No.600972

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:06:34 No.600972

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>600968
your skills suck, wuss

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:06:52 No.600973

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:06:52 No.600973

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600968
>>600960
Let's buy that land!

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:07:16 No.600974

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:07:16 No.600974

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>600968

Get up, thank the guard and go buy that land so we can start working on some Tech.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:10:01 No.600977

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:10:01 No.600977

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600968
>>600960

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:11:04 No.600979

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:11:04 No.600979

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>>600970
"Ah yes, greetings little goblin. What brings you here?" asked the Land Wizard, overseer of Real Estate

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:12:04 No.600982

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:12:04 No.600982

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600979
I've come to buy land so we may start our own business and contribute to the realm, Mr. Land Wizard.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)09:12:38 No.600983

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)09:12:38 No.600983

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600982

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:13:16 No.600984

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:13:16 No.600984

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600979
how much for square meter

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:13:19 No.600985

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:13:19 No.600985

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>600979

Greetings sir, I wish to buy a small plot of land so that I may start a small business.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:17:35 No.600989

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:17:35 No.600989

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>>600982
"Hmmm, yes, yes. A noble mission. Now let's see here...according to the records, the cheapest plots of land available is 1000 gold. Do you want to start there?"

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:19:22 No.600990

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:19:22 No.600990

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600989
Oh, we'll have to save up for that, Mr. Wizard. Is there a way we could rent it instead?

Fucking hell, I'm getting too tired for this
Archivist, I give you the title of Duke Archivist until I wake. Peace.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:19:30 No.600991

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:19:30 No.600991

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600989
are there any special offers for startups?

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:19:57 No.600992

Enslaved Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:19:57 No.600992

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>600989

We check our savings to see if we have enough. If we do we buy one of the cheapest ones. Otherwise we check if we can pay in installments and how much each installment costs.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:20:32 No.600993

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:20:32 No.600993

>>600992
AW SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:21:24 No.600995

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:21:24 No.600995

>>600992

I am become manlet, buyer of worlds

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:25:17 No.601000

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:25:17 No.601000

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>>600992
YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS IS....135 gold coins.

You haven't been frugal the past months

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:25:17 No.601001

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:25:17 No.601001

>>600993

Does this mean I get to keep the fancy title?

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:26:18 No.601002

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:26:18 No.601002

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601000

Check if we can pay in installments and how much each installment costs.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:26:41 No.601003

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:26:41 No.601003

>>601000
Contact the other manlets with your magic phone to ask them if they can contribute

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:26:57 No.601005

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:26:57 No.601005

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>601000
>>600991

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)09:27:09 No.601006

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)09:27:09 No.601006

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>601001
Yeee
For that Nat 100, yes. Now I sleep.
>>601000
>>601002
supporting

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka)
09/20/16(Tue)09:27:17 No.601007

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka) 09/20/16(Tue)09:27:17 No.601007

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601000
ask how much in installments, punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:27:43 No.601008

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:27:43 No.601008

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601000
>>601003
fug

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:27:52 No.601009

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:27:52 No.601009

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>601000
Ask if installments are possible.

Also dragon suicide cutscene.

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)09:28:00 No.601010

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)09:28:00 No.601010

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>601000
Wait wait wait. Are there any adventurer-like jobs around? A kingdom like this should have one.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:29:00 No.601012

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:29:00 No.601012

>>601010
Manlets are weak. Wouldnt suggest that

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:29:01 No.601013

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:29:01 No.601013

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>>601006
"A hundred coins per installment"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:30:01 No.601015

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:30:01 No.601015

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>601013
Great offer! Lets do it.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:31:21 No.601018

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:31:21 No.601018

>>601010
>gobbos and kobbos go adventuring
>encounter a real adventurer party
>get mistaken for low level monsters
>get slaughtered

>>601013
Accept the offer

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:32:08 No.601022

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:32:08 No.601022

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601013

So be it. We'll purchase one of the cheaper plots and we'll pay the installments with our daily wage.

Does the plot include any sort of small building or something?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:32:28 No.601023

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:32:28 No.601023

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>601013
fuck loans
let's go win all money via arena and buy land on spot

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:33:09 No.601025

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:33:09 No.601025

>>601022

I... holy shit...

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:33:37 No.601026

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:33:37 No.601026

>>601018
Well I forgot to roll ag->>601022
HOLY SHIT we better have a small workshop with that roll

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:34:08 No.601027

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:34:08 No.601027

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>>601015
"Great! Just sign here"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:34:34 No.601030

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:34:34 No.601030

>>601025
THIS THING IS RIGGED
let's go betting while you are at it

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:34:59 No.601031

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:34:59 No.601031

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601027
Check the back of the contract

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:35:38 No.601032

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:35:38 No.601032

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601027
eat paper

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:35:56 No.601034

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:35:56 No.601034

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>601027
Read back of it

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:36:05 No.601035

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:36:05 No.601035

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>601027

Sign it. Ask if it includes a small workshop/building where we can work.

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)09:36:24 No.601037

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)09:36:24 No.601037

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>601027
Realize you do not have a pen

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:39:04 No.601042

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:39:04 No.601042

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>>601034

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:40:12 No.601045

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:40:12 No.601045

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>601042
Agree and sign

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:40:37 No.601046

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:40:37 No.601046

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601042

Excellent. Sign it. And ask if there's a small workshop included.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:41:06 No.601048

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:41:06 No.601048

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601042
Wait wait wait, we don't even know what we're buying
Ask the wizzard how the plot is

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)09:41:29 No.601049

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)09:41:29 No.601049

>>601046
Holy shit man, you're on the hunt.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:41:55 No.601050

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:41:55 No.601050

>>601022
>>600992
>>601046
>>601045
>>601048
Pause!!!!

Dice God. The fuck, man?

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:42:10 No.601051

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:42:10 No.601051

>>601046

Dice god? Are you there?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:43:08 No.601053

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:43:08 No.601053

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>601042
realize that you can't read

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:43:10 No.601054

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:43:10 No.601054

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>>601046
"Eh, depends on which polt of land you choose after you done your payments. They're like 5 to choose from"

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:44:37 No.601056

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:44:37 No.601056

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601054

Ok. We spend the next 10 days working and using the money from our daily wage to pay the installments.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:44:38 No.601057

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:44:38 No.601057

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>601054
mystery box time?

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)09:44:47 No.601059

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)09:44:47 No.601059

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601050
>>601053
The fuuuuck!?
>>601054
Sweet. Can I see some images?

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E)
09/20/16(Tue)09:44:47 No.601060

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: cDKZMa1E) 09/20/16(Tue)09:44:47 No.601060

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>601054
Fast forward to the time you have enough money

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:44:56 No.601061

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:44:56 No.601061

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601054
Sign, pay and check the plots

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:45:41 No.601062

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:45:41 No.601062

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>601056
meanwhile our fellow miniskellebros will all be dead.
JUST GAMBLE THE NEEDED SUM

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:52:41 No.601078

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:52:41 No.601078

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>>601059
"Very well, the first one is just an empty plot of land out in the outskirts of the city, next is an empty lot in the civilian quarters, then another empty lot in the factory district, next is a lot with an abandoned house left there so long it comes with the land too, finally theres a patch of land that used to belong to a merchant, even built a workshop there....but since his business went down, he left the city and abandoned it....Not a good choice though, as that place is in the ghetto"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)09:53:58 No.601084

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)09:53:58 No.601084

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601078
>merchant, even built a workshop there....but since his business went down, he left the city and abandoned it....Not a good choice though, as that place is in the ghetto"
this one

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)09:56:03 No.601090

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)09:56:03 No.601090

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601078
Take the last one, and see if you can move in with all the others manlets
Strenght lies in numbers

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:56:45 No.601093

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:56:45 No.601093

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>601078

Empty one in the outskirts. We'll build something there later. Isolation is best if we don't want people to steal our tech.

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd)
09/20/16(Tue)09:58:23 No.601096

Anonymous (ID: OKJRLTCd) 09/20/16(Tue)09:58:23 No.601096

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>>601084
"Well it's your choice. Anyway, do you want to start paying today or tomorrow?"

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)09:58:52 No.601099

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)09:58:52 No.601099

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>601096

We start today.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:00:40 No.601106

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:00:40 No.601106

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601096
tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:01:25 No.601108

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:01:25 No.601108

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601099
Tomorrow, today we check if we can buy a dragon to guard our workshop

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:02:52 No.601111

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:02:52 No.601111

>>601108
they are all ~~will be~~ dead ~~soon~~

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:03:18 No.601113

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:03:18 No.601113

>>601108

Not a bad idea. They're hoardless so they'll probably work for cheap.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:05:45 No.601116

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:05:45 No.601116

>>601108
>>601096
>>601113
fug I linked the wrong post

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:09:06 No.601124

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:09:06 No.601124

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>>601099
YOu now have 35 coins

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:10:26 No.601131

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:10:26 No.601131

>>601124

Welp. Deposit the remainder at the nearest bank. Pay the installments over the next few days.

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:11:28 No.601132

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:11:28 No.601132

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601131

Forgot to fucking roll...

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:11:32 No.601133

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:11:32 No.601133

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601124
BET IT ALL ON BARBARIANS ON ARENA

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:12:31 No.601136

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:12:31 No.601136

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601124
Put the rest at the bank

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:15:47 No.601139

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:15:47 No.601139

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>>601133
Just in time for the Stampede round, where a group of barbs and orcs fight against a stampede of Kingdom-grown beasts

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:17:08 No.601144

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:17:08 No.601144

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601139
CHEER FOR BARBARIANS. YEEEAAH

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:17:16 No.601145

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:17:16 No.601145

>>601139

Check the odds

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:17:34 No.601146

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:17:34 No.601146

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601139
Cheer the barbs

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:18:18 No.601147

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:18:18 No.601147

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601145

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:20:34 No.601151

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:20:34 No.601151

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601145

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:21:31 No.601153

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:21:31 No.601153

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>>601146
Sadly both teams were brutally murdered by the beasts

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:22:38 No.601157

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:22:38 No.601157

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601153
THIS IS RIGGED
BARBS USED TO KILL BEASTS FOR BREAKFAST

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:23:21 No.601161

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:23:21 No.601161

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601153

>Sell crown and clothes

>Use money to continue gambling

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:23:34 No.601162

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:23:34 No.601162

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601153

Work hard for the next few days paying the installments for the plots of land.

>>601157

The fuck were you expecting? A friendly rock throwing competition?

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:24:24 No.601165

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:24:24 No.601165

>>601157
Those were wild, untrained beasts.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:27:31 No.601168

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:27:31 No.601168

>>601165
and what we were killing in civ thread? cows?
I'm telling ya somthing dirty going on down there in arena
those were not real barbs

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:27:44 No.601169

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:27:44 No.601169

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>>601161
It's not a crown, it's a tuff of hair shaped like a crown

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:28:54 No.601174

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:28:54 No.601174

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>601169

Don't sell your clothes. Go home. Work for the next few days so we can start doing science in our ghetto workshop.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:28:58 No.601175

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:28:58 No.601175

>>601168
>barb hasn't realize how low barbarian powerlevel actually is compared to Kingdom stuff

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka)
09/20/16(Tue)10:29:05 No.601176

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka) 09/20/16(Tue)10:29:05 No.601176

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>601169
since we lost everything, lets look at the land we're buying

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:29:15 No.601177

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:29:15 No.601177

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>601169

>Shave head

>Attempt to sell hair to bald person

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:29:18 No.601178

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:29:18 No.601178

>>601169
sell it anyway to shady people in coats which totally not practicing forbidden magic

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:29:45 No.601180

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:29:45 No.601180

>>601169
Find out who is in charge of the dragon labourers, and see how much it is to rent one

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:30:25 No.601181

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:30:25 No.601181

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601169 >>601178

sell it anyway to shady people in coats which totally not practicing forbidden magic
>>601175
we were not against kingdom forces, but beasts

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:30:46 No.601183

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:30:46 No.601183

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>601180
>>601169

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:31:51 No.601186

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:31:51 No.601186

>>601181

"Kingdom-grown beasts"

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)10:34:37 No.601191

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)10:34:37 No.601191

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601169
check out your land

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:37:12 No.601202

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:37:12 No.601202

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>>601174
And so you went back to your cozy home in the civilian quarters

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka)
09/20/16(Tue)10:37:45 No.601204

Anonymous (ID: wjmniuka) 09/20/16(Tue)10:37:45 No.601204

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601202
check kitchen for food

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)10:38:20 No.601207

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)10:38:20 No.601207

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601202
sneak at night to the arena
something fishy is going on there

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:38:55 No.601209

Duke Archivist (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:38:55 No.601209

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601202

Start working on design plans for traps with which to rig your workshop. You don't want your shit to get stolen.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:39:07 No.601210

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:39:07 No.601210

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601202
Go to sleep, it's late already
~~Steal some food from the kobbos~~

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:39:29 No.601213

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:39:29 No.601213

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601202

>House: Become fractionally less cozy

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)10:40:26 No.601214

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)10:40:26 No.601214

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601202
investigate home. anyone else around?

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.601217

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.601217

>>601209

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:43:41 No.601224

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:43:41 No.601224

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>>601209
And so you started drawing up plans for traps to put in your soon-to-be workshop. Illuminated by your Limited Edition Snek Lamp.

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+)
09/20/16(Tue)10:43:58 No.601225

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+) 09/20/16(Tue)10:43:58 No.601225

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>be guy who made xeno-civ
>see this guy be a dick to everyone
>find it sad and amusing
>sure sucks to be slaves now, huh?

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)10:45:27 No.601229

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)10:45:27 No.601229

Rolled 50 (1d100)

since, a bunch of others are keeping their names from Civ thing, I might as well keep mine as well even though I wasn't going to
>>601224
design traps to be snek themed

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)10:45:41 No.601230

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)10:45:41 No.601230

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601224
you are inspired to develop many traps involving actual snakes

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:46:28 No.601233

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:46:28 No.601233

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>601224

> Transition to the next morning

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)10:47:26 No.601234

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)10:47:26 No.601234

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601224
Inspiration from the past match hits you. You design a trap in which you open a door and a bunch of beasts trample you.

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:47:35 No.601235

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:47:35 No.601235

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>601230

Go to sleep once you're done.

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:48:35 No.601237

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:48:35 No.601237

>>601235
>>601224

Oops

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:50:50 No.601241

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:50:50 No.601241

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>>601230
Yes, perfect, you drew out plans for traps involving snakes using your Collector's Edition Phoenix Quill, made from the actual ass feathers of an actual phoenix

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/20/16(Tue)10:51:52 No.601244

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/20/16(Tue)10:51:52 No.601244

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>601241
>>601235

I'm leaving for a while. Work hard and pay those bills.

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)10:52:40 No.601247

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)10:52:40 No.601247

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601241
Now go to sleep and dream of traps

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)10:53:07 No.601248

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)10:53:07 No.601248

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601241
I'm starting to see why we're poor as fuck. Stop buying limited shit you gobbo

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)10:53:41 No.601250

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)10:53:41 No.601250

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601241

>Snake based traps: Constrictors or the venomous types?

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)10:58:27 No.601259

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)10:58:27 No.601259

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>>601244
And so you went to sleep. In your Limited Edition Ent Bed. Made from ents captured from the elven forest.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)10:59:38 No.601265

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)10:59:38 No.601265

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601259
Hey, an actual wise purchase. Dream a prophetic dream

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:00:27 No.601271

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:00:27 No.601271

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>601259
god damn the manlets really betrayed the other races didn't they, all other ones got shit on after they lost while manlets are living the high life
also punch ent in face

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:01:11 No.601275

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:01:11 No.601275

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>601285

>Scene: Transition

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:02:00 No.601279

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:02:00 No.601279

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>601259
wake up in a middle of the night to scout arena

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:02:58 No.601281

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:02:58 No.601281

>>601271
no they didn't. Plus they're already getting Nam Flashbacks everytime they see Orcs because of the overwhelming guilt (Well, Gob II is).

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:03:00 No.601282

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:03:00 No.601282

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>>601265
Dreamin dreamin

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:04:52 No.601284

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:04:52 No.601284

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>601282
WAKEUP
YOUR PEOPLE NEED YOU

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:05:07 No.601285

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:05:07 No.601285

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>601282
>No Dragons
Jews BTFO.

Well at least this establishes all races will eventually get back together sans Dragons.

Wake up in cold sweat

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)11:06:23 No.601289

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)11:06:23 No.601289

>>601282
Watch the fight, the king isn't minding us for the moment

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:07:23 No.601294

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:07:23 No.601294

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>>601284
"Aight bye. P.S: barbarians sux"

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)11:07:30 No.601295

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)11:07:30 No.601295

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601289
>>601282
fuck I give up I really need sleep

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:08:22 No.601298

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:08:22 No.601298

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>601294
you are just biased fuck
~~King is barbarian in disguise~~

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:09:12 No.601299

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:09:12 No.601299

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>601294

>That dream person's mustache is glorious

>Take it, claim it as your own

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:10:43 No.601302

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:10:43 No.601302

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>>601299
Oh no, the stache is gone

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:10:54 No.601304

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:10:54 No.601304

>>601294
Wake up in cold sweat.

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:12:29 No.601308

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:12:29 No.601308

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601302

>W-Woah, is that what our hands look like?

>Hands are crazy man

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:12:34 No.601309

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:12:34 No.601309

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601302
THIS WAS ALL A DREAM
YOU ACTUALLY WORK IN CAVES
WITHOUT ANY HOME WITHOUT ANY LE STUFF

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:13:38 No.601310

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:13:38 No.601310

>>601309
WAKE UP NEO

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:13:52 No.601311

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:13:52 No.601311

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>>601309
>LE STUFF
barbarians confirmed for reddit

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:14:58 No.601312

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:14:58 No.601312

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601311
that's Limited Edition acronym you savage

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:15:34 No.601314

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:15:34 No.601314

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601311

>This is getting out of hand

>Goblin guy: Wake up

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:16:45 No.601317

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:16:45 No.601317

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>>601312
>i-it was an acronym
yeah sure m8

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:17:57 No.601319

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:17:57 No.601319

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>601317
your dreams suck balls, manlet

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)11:18:18 No.601321

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)11:18:18 No.601321

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601317
barbs plan to escape slavery in their upboats

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:18:36 No.601323

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:18:36 No.601323

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>>601319
Not as much as barbarians, lmao

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:18:36 No.601324

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:18:36 No.601324

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>601317

> Meta: Meta: Meta: Commence

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:19:49 No.601327

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:19:49 No.601327

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>601323
I bet you can't even throw imaginary rocks, not talking about real ones

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:20:03 No.601328

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:20:03 No.601328

>>601323
Barbs confirmed for being gayer than us

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:20:16 No.601329

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:20:16 No.601329

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601323
news comes that the skeleton dance troupe was murdered by paladins

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:23:01 No.601337

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:23:01 No.601337

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>>601327
>m-muh rocks
lmao classic barbarian deflection tactic
always falling back to rocks
keep being delusional lol

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:23:18 No.601340

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:23:18 No.601340

>>600481
Woo looks like I'm early

Time to read
~~OP post twitter updates ya dingus~~

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:23:34 No.601341

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:23:34 No.601341

>>601337
wake up to >>601329

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:24:21 No.601343

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:24:21 No.601343

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601337
>can't even throw imaginary rock
WUSS

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:24:35 No.601345

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:24:35 No.601345

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>601341
>>601337
forgot roll

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:24:51 No.601346

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:24:51 No.601346

>>601340
But I did post the update ya mong

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:25:43 No.601350

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:25:43 No.601350

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601337
Wake up in cold sweat. Then get confused about the last part of your dream

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:25:54 No.601352

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:25:54 No.601352

>>601345
why you are killing fellow skellies

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:27:18 No.601358

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:27:18 No.601358

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>601343
I can throw rocks better than you, nigga

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:27:26 No.601359

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:27:26 No.601359

>>601337

So...

Is this thing we're doing here an intermission or some kind of awful fever dream?

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:29:59 No.601368

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:29:59 No.601368

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>>601345
"HEAR YE! HEAR YE! ANOTHER BAND OF BARBARIAN SKELETONS WERE FOUND AND PURGED LAST NIGHT BY THE PALADINS. THEY SEEMED TO BE SOME SORT OF NECRO DANCE TROUPE. REJOICE CITIZENS! THE STREETS ARE GETTING SAFER!" cried the town crier

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:30:37 No.601371

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:30:37 No.601371

>>601352
because the chances of any race other than maybe manlet ending without dieing is next to none, so I might as well end their suffering as quickly as possible
I already made the dragons massively suicidal last thread

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:31:37 No.601375

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:31:37 No.601375

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>601368
remember the times when necrodance touched your soul
plan on revenge

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:32:40 No.601377

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:32:40 No.601377

>>601371
screw you

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:32:48 No.601379

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:32:48 No.601379

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>601368
You go for a walk outside to clear your head of thoughts of Barbarian and Faggots

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:33:11 No.601381

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:33:11 No.601381

>>601368

> Oh my go0dness, that man's teeth are impeccable

>Make him reveal the secret of perfect dentistry to us

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:34:13 No.601382

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:34:13 No.601382

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601381

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:37:20 No.601384

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:37:20 No.601384

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>>601379
Ah yes, a morning walk before work

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:38:47 No.601388

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:38:47 No.601388

>>601384

>Work: Premature commencement

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:38:49 No.601389

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:38:49 No.601389

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>601384
"WAKE UP, LEO"
you start hearing voices again
"THIS WORLD IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK"

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:39:39 No.601391

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:39:39 No.601391

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601384
Punch self out of overwhelming guilt

Make this a routine

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:39:49 No.601393

Anonymous (ID: 3+8Fg9g0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:39:49 No.601393

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>601388

Fuck me and the horse I rode in on...

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:40:06 No.601394

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:40:06 No.601394

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601384
drop by the local mansion and smugly smirk at the house slave elves through the window

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:40:38 No.601398

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:40:38 No.601398

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601384
Go investigate the strange disappearances in chinatown

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:41:49 No.601400

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:41:49 No.601400

What are the Elves doing now? Do they have weed to smoke? Are they farmers?

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:41:56 No.601401

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:41:56 No.601401

>>601377
I am just being logical, no use trying when most the races are just going to end poorly anyway, so I might as well take away their good shit so that people don't get their hopes up and think they stand a chance when we inevitably fail

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:43:40 No.601408

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:43:40 No.601408

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>>601391
Squish

>>601400
Some work in the fields, some work in houses.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:45:12 No.601412

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:45:12 No.601412

>>601400
They probably grow it secretly somewhere, like hidden inside of trees and stuff.

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:45:14 No.601413

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:45:14 No.601413

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601408
okay now do this >>601394

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:45:14 No.601414

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:45:14 No.601414

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601408
This place is so happy - it's creepy

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)11:45:37 No.601415

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)11:45:37 No.601415

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601408
go to scene of skelly carnage and search for survivors

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:45:52 No.601416

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:45:52 No.601416

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601408
WAKE UP GOBBO
THIS WORLD IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

ITS A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM

THERES NOT ENOUGH SALT FROM MANLET PLAYERS

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)11:46:05 No.601417

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)11:46:05 No.601417

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>601408
Masterbate furiously and jizz over the place for no raisin

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:47:30 No.601425

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:47:30 No.601425

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>>601414

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:49:00 No.601429

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:49:00 No.601429

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601425
you meet a mysterious man in sunglasses

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:49:15 No.601430

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:49:15 No.601430

>>601425
Let's stop by some rich houses and wave smugly at the elves inside.

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:49:31 No.601431

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:49:31 No.601431

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601425
Find the glitch in the matrix

>inb4 its under the trap door

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:50:21 No.601435

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:50:21 No.601435

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601430

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:50:33 No.601436

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:50:33 No.601436

>>601429
Crashing this happy tale with no survivors huh

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)11:51:07 No.601440

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)11:51:07 No.601440

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601425
Go to work

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:51:46 No.601444

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:51:46 No.601444

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>>601429
"Hello I am mysterious man in sunglasses. But also incredibly trustworthy, do not be alarmed"

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:52:33 No.601448

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:52:33 No.601448

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601444
He's tall, don't trust him. Punch his nards

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)11:52:50 No.601450

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)11:52:50 No.601450

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>601444
Take off your hood first

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:52:56 No.601451

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:52:56 No.601451

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>601444
See what kind of coloured pills he's offering

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:53:08 No.601452

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:53:08 No.601452

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601444
he offers you to learn the truth behind Kingdom and king literal invincibility.
cause you are chosen one.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:53:10 No.601453

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:53:10 No.601453

>>601444
Buy recreational drugs from the mysterious man

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:53:15 No.601454

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:53:15 No.601454

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601444
he reveals the horrifying truth

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)11:54:16 No.601462

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)11:54:16 No.601462

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601453
I want some of that 420

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:54:26 No.601464

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:54:26 No.601464

>>601454
SHIT. It's ~~another u r faget note~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:54:26 No.601465

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:54:26 No.601465

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>>601454
"You see...racecar is racecar backwards"

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:54:33 No.601467

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:54:33 No.601467

>>601454
rip kobs took the red pill

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:55:03 No.601473

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:55:03 No.601473

>>601436
~~you don't want manlets to be happy either, do you?~~

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)11:55:22 No.601476

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)11:55:22 No.601476

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601465
What drugs you got senpai?

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:55:27 No.601477

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:55:27 No.601477

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601465
report him to the nearest guard

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)11:55:27 No.601478

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)11:55:27 No.601478

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>601465
pull his cloak.He's actually 3 gobbos standing on each other

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:56:06 No.601482

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:56:06 No.601482

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601465
that's a magic password which breaks illusions around you
YOU ACTUALLY NEVER HAD ANY LIMITED EDITION GOODS, THEY WERE REGULAR

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:56:25 No.601485

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:56:25 No.601485

>>601473
~~Key words: NO SURVIVORS~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)11:58:22 No.601492

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)11:58:22 No.601492

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>>601476
"Take the green pill, and I show you where the rabbit hole goes, take the purple pill and you return to your normal everyday life, none the wiser"

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)11:58:31 No.601493

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)11:58:31 No.601493

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>601465
Rip off his mask

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)11:59:16 No.601496

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)11:59:16 No.601496

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601492
GREEN LOCK IN CONFIRM

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)11:59:22 No.601498

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)11:59:22 No.601498

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601492
>>601477

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)11:59:32 No.601499

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)11:59:32 No.601499

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>601492
Green pill and get our hair back

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)12:00:02 No.601501

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)12:00:02 No.601501

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601492
>>601478

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6)
09/20/16(Tue)12:00:05 No.601502

Anonymous (ID: gm32Xl/6) 09/20/16(Tue)12:00:05 No.601502

>>601496
SHIT WE DEEP IN THE RABBIT HOLE NOW

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:01:26 No.601505

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:01:26 No.601505

>>601501
>>601498
Resistance is futile its too late

There is no going back

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:02:02 No.601509

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:02:02 No.601509

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>>601496
"Very well....the rabbit hole goes there"

Ba dum tish

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:02:57 No.601513

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:02:57 No.601513

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601509
It was all a very realistic dream

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:02:59 No.601514

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:02:59 No.601514

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601509
That actually was DickAss thief and he robbed all our stuff

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:03:07 No.601515

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:03:07 No.601515

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>601509
>>601477
he is obviously a crazy person and should be detained

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)12:03:08 No.601516

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)12:03:08 No.601516

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>601509
okay, well, can we have the purple pill, too, then?

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:06:25 No.601526

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:06:25 No.601526

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>>601513
"YOu know what else is realistic?...The graphics in this new adventuring book, available now for pre-order at the cheap cheap price of 60 gold coins"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:07:11 No.601528

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:07:11 No.601528

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>601526
go down rabbit hole instead

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:07:12 No.601530

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:07:12 No.601530

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>601526
GUARDS! THIS MAN IS INSANE AND A CONSMAN

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:07:30 No.601531

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:07:30 No.601531

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601526
>>601477
report crazy, possibly jewish merchant

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:07:59 No.601532

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:07:59 No.601532

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601526
Check the back of the book for any secret messages to know the dark truth like actually going down the rabbit hole

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)12:08:39 No.601534

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)12:08:39 No.601534

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>601526
Report shifty dude of draconic descent

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:13:02 No.601538

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:13:02 No.601538

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>>601531
Todd of the Howard Clan strikes again

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:14:01 No.601540

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:14:01 No.601540

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>601538
Go down the rabbit hole and see if we learn any dark hidden secrets about our reality

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:14:16 No.601541

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:14:16 No.601541

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>601538
meanwhile green drug starts working
you see numbers everywhere

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)12:15:11 No.601543

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)12:15:11 No.601543

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>601538
Shit you're late for work

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)12:16:36 No.601546

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)12:16:36 No.601546

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601538
Damn Thaddeus of the Howard clan, always trying to sell those adventure books. We all know they will poison your mind and make you pray Dice god.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:18:07 No.601548

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:18:07 No.601548

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>>601541
The numbers! What do they mean?!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:18:36 No.601549

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:18:36 No.601549

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>601548
Realise were late to work and may get fired

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:18:57 No.601550

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:18:57 No.601550

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601548
QUICK
GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:19:31 No.601552

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:19:31 No.601552

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601548
turns out the 'drug' was literally poison
usually not enough to kill a human but you are small

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:19:43 No.601554

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:19:43 No.601554

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601548
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)12:21:51 No.601558

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)12:21:51 No.601558

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601548
No time to wonder what the numbers mean, we got to get to work!

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:22:50 No.601564

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:22:50 No.601564

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>>601552
Oh no! If someone don't help you soon you'll die to death!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:23:23 No.601566

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:23:23 No.601566

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601564
Turns out everyone is racist against gobbos

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:23:37 No.601567

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:23:37 No.601567

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>601564
like usual tall people are assholes

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:24:33 No.601570

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:24:33 No.601570

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>601564
nah, you are still alive
just
DIFFERENT type of alive
Mini skellebro is what you are

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)12:25:39 No.601572

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)12:25:39 No.601572

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601564
Turns out hair is the only antidote for the poison. You eat your crown-shaped hair.

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+)
09/20/16(Tue)12:25:58 No.601573

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+) 09/20/16(Tue)12:25:58 No.601573

>>601564
>xenomorph comes from the sky to save gobo

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+)
09/20/16(Tue)12:27:07 No.601578

AVP QUEST OP (ID: vAb0De6+) 09/20/16(Tue)12:27:07 No.601578

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601573
wow fucked up that dice roll

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:27:28 No.601580

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:27:28 No.601580

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>>601570
It is a comforting though to think that you'll just revive into a skeleton when you die.

But it is merely a thought, Kingdom Court Wizards already took away all tribal magic.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:28:25 No.601582

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:28:25 No.601582

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>601580
FIGHT WITH POISON WITH YOUR GUTS

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)12:28:39 No.601583

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)12:28:39 No.601583

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601580
>>601572

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:28:51 No.601584

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:28:51 No.601584

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601580
people gather to laugh at you

Eorc (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)12:29:14 No.601586

Eorc (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)12:29:14 No.601586

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601580
The poison was never real, we're just having a really bad trip.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)12:30:35 No.601593

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)12:30:35 No.601593

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601580
The poison dosen't affect you! YOU'RE SMALL, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE SMALL GUTS! THERE IS NOTHING TO POISON!

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:34:39 No.601603

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:34:39 No.601603

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>>601582
>POISON
>GUTS

Man this pill is making you see weird shit

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:35:52 No.601605

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:35:52 No.601605

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601603
a kobold comes to kick you while you die

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:35:57 No.601606

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:35:57 No.601606

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601603
AWAKEN YOUR FORGOTTEN WEABOO POWERS
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
WAKE UP

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:36:25 No.601609

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:36:25 No.601609

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601603
Our poisoned body is kidnapped by street hobos

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)12:37:11 No.601612

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)12:37:11 No.601612

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601603
Rediscover weebhood

Eorc (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)12:38:02 No.601616

Eorc (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)12:38:02 No.601616

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>601603
>>601586

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)12:40:04 No.601622

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)12:40:04 No.601622

>>601603
WAKEMEUPINSIDE.png

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:40:07 No.601624

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:40:07 No.601624

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>>601605

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:40:53 No.601629

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:40:53 No.601629

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>601609
>>601624

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:40:58 No.601631

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:40:58 No.601631

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601624
>>601606
YOU CAN DO IT
REBORN

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)12:41:02 No.601632

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)12:41:02 No.601632

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601624
Recover just perfectly due to the kick
~~Although the hallucinations stay~~

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:41:19 No.601633

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:41:19 No.601633

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601624
Crawl down the rabbit hole

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:41:29 No.601634

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:41:29 No.601634

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601624
curse his entire species with asses more abused than the dragons with your last breath

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)12:43:00 No.601636

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)12:43:00 No.601636

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601624
>>601631
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE HAIR, NOW YOU ONLY NEED THE HEART

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:44:41 No.601637

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:44:41 No.601637

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>>601632
Amazingly, the kick caused you to puke out the poison before it could kill you.

But not before it caused you to hallucinate for the rest of the day.

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:46:16 No.601640

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:46:16 No.601640

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601637
the poison still has left you permamantally weaker than a manlet baby

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:46:40 No.601641

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:46:40 No.601641

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601637
call in sick for a day
but this traumatic experience make you remember who you truly are
you are no engineer, or mechanic
you are proud weaboo, huge fan of WanPan

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:46:57 No.601642

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:46:57 No.601642

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601637
Our jobs fires us since we didn't show up and now were broke

Anonymous (ID: nvyKTDE+)
09/20/16(Tue)12:47:40 No.601643

Anonymous (ID: nvyKTDE+) 09/20/16(Tue)12:47:40 No.601643

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>601637
Future-you and Chef Arthas driving an open roof car, come through a portal, leaving burning scorch marks behind them.

"Glad we could make it. There's no time to explain, get the fuck in".

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:47:42 No.601644

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:47:42 No.601644

>rng wants to kill manlets
what doesn't kill you - make you stronger >>601640

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:48:33 No.601647

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:48:33 No.601647

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>>601640

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:49:14 No.601648

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:49:14 No.601648

>>601647
Crawl down the rabbit hole like a baby

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:49:20 No.601649

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:49:20 No.601649

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601647
nah, you actually grow stronger
and taller
~~go down that rabbit hole already~~

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:49:57 No.601651

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:49:57 No.601651

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601647
cry in a corner

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:50:23 No.601652

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:50:23 No.601652

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601647
>>601648

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:50:36 No.601653

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:50:36 No.601653

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>601647
It also made us retarded

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:52:42 No.601661

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:52:42 No.601661

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>>601651
cri

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:54:05 No.601663

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:54:05 No.601663

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601661
"MAN THE FUCK UP YA WUSS" you hear all way from arena

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:54:17 No.601665

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:54:17 No.601665

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>601661
Retreat to the nearest gutter to wallow in our sadness

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:54:18 No.601666

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:54:18 No.601666

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>601661
Curse the world in a far eastern oriental language of weird squiggly moon runes like in those animu you used to watch

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:54:34 No.601668

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:54:34 No.601668

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601661
random passing paladin thinks you are possessed by a demon, and decides to purge it

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)12:54:46 No.601671

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)12:54:46 No.601671

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>601661
Get a grip

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:56:11 No.601675

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:56:11 No.601675

~~that rabbit hole is probably fake and the REAL one is under the trap door~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)12:56:41 No.601678

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)12:56:41 No.601678

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>>601665
wallowin

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)12:57:37 No.601682

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)12:57:37 No.601682

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>601678
REMEMBER HOTBLOODED SHONEN ANIME AND MAN THE FUCK UP

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)12:57:44 No.601684

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)12:57:44 No.601684

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601678
You meet a certain depresed elf that walks funny because his anus got permanently disfigured with the ancient dildo

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)12:57:58 No.601685

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)12:57:58 No.601685

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601678
Get a grip already

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)12:57:58 No.601686

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)12:57:58 No.601686

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601678
Realise were turning into a pile of goo

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)12:58:08 No.601687

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)12:58:08 No.601687

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601678
start slicing your wrists open due to how sad you are getting

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:00:11 No.601693

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:00:11 No.601693

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>>601684
"Oh hey, you like to wallow in the gutter too huh"

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:01:00 No.601697

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:01:00 No.601697

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>601693
remember happy times together

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:02:13 No.601699

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:02:13 No.601699

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601693
He spouts some random shit about telling you to wake up and hands you a red pill but your too high to listen and resist it being forcefully shoved down your throat

All this happens while hearing the barbarian's chanting from the arena calling you a wuss

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:03:02 No.601702

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:03:02 No.601702

>>601699
perfect

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)13:03:35 No.601704

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)13:03:35 No.601704

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601693
Cry together as one and contemplate life with him

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:04:02 No.601706

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:04:02 No.601706

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>>601697
Ah yes, back when you still lived in caves

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:04:32 No.601712

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:04:32 No.601712

What the blueberry fuckmuffins is this

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:05:07 No.601714

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:05:07 No.601714

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601706
>>601699

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:05:34 No.601718

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:05:34 No.601718

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>601706

Punch yourself in the face in order to regain your strength and go fucking work

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:05:41 No.601719

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:05:41 No.601719

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601706
Well I mean it's not all bad.
We're being paid now instead of having to pay the dragons.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:06:02 No.601720

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:06:02 No.601720

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>601706
realize that you still live in cave and everything was a lie
EVERYTHING
Why do you think you can hear barbarians always? BECAUSE YOU LOCATED UNDER THEIR CELLS
IN MINES
WORKING DIRTY JOB FOR NO WAGE AND JUST FOOD
PROVIDING SERVICES TO TALL FAGGOTS

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:06:16 No.601722

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:06:16 No.601722

>>601712
Systematic sabotaging of manlets by other tribes

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:07:23 No.601727

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:07:23 No.601727

>>601720
3deep5me

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)13:07:35 No.601729

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)13:07:35 No.601729

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601706
now combine your sorrow and become more powerful than you could ever imagine

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:07:51 No.601730

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:07:51 No.601730

>>601722

Why am I not surprised. Why am I even less surprised by the dragons only showing up now to fuck with us.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:08:26 No.601732

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:08:26 No.601732

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>>601718
Well that was weird, let's get to work

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:09:16 No.601735

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:09:16 No.601735

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601732

Ask the guards if you can net some extra cash by working overtime.

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:09:23 No.601736

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:09:23 No.601736

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601732
Drop by the arena

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:09:34 No.601737

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:09:34 No.601737

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601732
yeah. to work
IN THE CAVES
YOU ARE PLUNGER, PUSHING SHIT OF TALL FAGGOTS THRU THE TUBES
THAT'S THE REALITY

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:09:44 No.601738

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:09:44 No.601738

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601732
Clock in

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)13:09:52 No.601740

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)13:09:52 No.601740

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601732
Realise the work day is already over since you fucked around too much

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)13:10:55 No.601745

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)13:10:55 No.601745

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601732
oh look, the cutest guard is working today, too

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:12:09 No.601747

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:12:09 No.601747

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>>601738
"Alright, Gob II....Running a bit late today, aren't we"

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:13:04 No.601750

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:13:04 No.601750

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Should we even consider ~~breaking the manlets out now?~~
I mean they're pretty well set.
They're actual citizens instead of slaves.
They have well paying jobs and can buy land.
And they aren't tortured every other hour
>>601747
I blame Todd of the Howard clan

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:13:21 No.601752

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:13:21 No.601752

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>601747
Be a tree to avoid punishment

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:13:21 No.601753

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:13:21 No.601753

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601747
you start seeing things which should be there
weaboo things

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5)
09/20/16(Tue)13:13:24 No.601754

Anonymous (ID: 6J/aXPu5) 09/20/16(Tue)13:13:24 No.601754

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>601747
>>601745

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:14:24 No.601757

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:14:24 No.601757

>>601750
~~I'm convinced it's all is a lie, it's all way too good to be true~~

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:14:49 No.601759

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:14:49 No.601759

>>601750
~~>implying this is not a dream. were jumping down the rabbit hole under that trap door~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:16:27 No.601762

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:16:27 No.601762

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>>601752
YOu did your best tree impression. The guard just tells you to stop goofing around and get to work

>>601757
What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:17:23 No.601764

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:17:23 No.601764

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601762
reroll on this >>601753

>What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?
~~Yes~~

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:18:13 No.601766

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:18:13 No.601766

>>601762
You can't work for you are a tree. Trees don't work

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:18:21 No.601767

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:18:21 No.601767

>>601762
>What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?
I know who I'm questin with

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:19:22 No.601768

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:19:22 No.601768

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>>601764
Who put this here

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:20:17 No.601774

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:20:17 No.601774

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601768
grow mohawk

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)13:20:27 No.601777

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)13:20:27 No.601777

>>601768
Invest in this masterpiece

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:21:36 No.601779

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:21:36 No.601779

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>>601774

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:21:40 No.601780

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:21:40 No.601780

>>601774
Rng dictates that its time to leave the dream

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:22:35 No.601784

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:22:35 No.601784

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601774
Two nat 100s in a row, goddamn.
>>601779
Work.
We gotta get the money for watching fights.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:22:36 No.601786

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:22:36 No.601786

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601779
start seeing more weaboo things
and orcs which look very real

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)13:22:46 No.601787

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)13:22:46 No.601787

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601779
Wake up from the dream and get back to real life.

The mines with horrible working conditions under the barb cells being fed by how much you work

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:23:42 No.601790

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:23:42 No.601790

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601779
work

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:25:28 No.601796

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:25:28 No.601796

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>>601786
"That thing you really like will never be localized. And if it is, it'll be a shitty censored dub"

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:26:27 No.601798

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:26:27 No.601798

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>601796
Work
We must not be compromised by orc hallucinations

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:26:44 No.601802

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:26:44 No.601802

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601796

work and chat up your workmate

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:27:00 No.601803

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:27:00 No.601803

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601796
MORE ORC WEABOO VISIONS
MOOOOOOOOOORE
REMEMBER

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:27:14 No.601806

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:27:14 No.601806

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601796
Dragonzilla attacks the city

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:28:57 No.601815

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:28:57 No.601815

>>601796
Regrow Crown Hair. Eat bagel that one Gobbo always has for you.
~~what happened to the imps? They get axed?~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:29:11 No.601816

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:29:11 No.601816

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>>601803
"also your waifu a shit"

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)13:29:21 No.601817

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)13:29:21 No.601817

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>601796
Gee I hope our work isn't influenced by these weeaboo hallucinations

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:29:58 No.601818

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:29:58 No.601818

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>601815
Forgot roll

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:30:00 No.601819

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:30:00 No.601819

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601816
HENSHIN INTO MASKED MANLET

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:30:13 No.601820

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:30:13 No.601820

>>601816

Wake the fuck up and work overtime

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:30:13 No.601821

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:30:13 No.601821

>>601815
They work desk jobs and in libraries.

Their wings help carrying paperwork to high places easier

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:30:26 No.601823

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:30:26 No.601823

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601816
>>601798

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:30:38 No.601824

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:30:38 No.601824

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>601816

work then something happens

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:31:13 No.601826

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:31:13 No.601826

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>601816
Transform into a mahou shoujo

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:31:14 No.601827

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:31:14 No.601827

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601820

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:32:53 No.601832

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:32:53 No.601832

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601821
Regrow Crown Hair. Eat one of those cooked cheese bagels that one Imp brings for everyone.

Anonymous (ID: cQmEO6Hv)
09/20/16(Tue)13:32:55 No.601833

Anonymous (ID: cQmEO6Hv) 09/20/16(Tue)13:32:55 No.601833

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anime y prehistoria

Anonymous (ID: 8zFZ3cNK)
09/20/16(Tue)13:33:36 No.601836

Anonymous (ID: 8zFZ3cNK) 09/20/16(Tue)13:33:36 No.601836

shit wrong thread

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:34:54 No.601842

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:34:54 No.601842

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>>601819
MEANWHILE,

"Sir, I think there's something wrong with him"

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:35:43 No.601845

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:35:43 No.601845

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>601842
Mahou shoujo orc tells you to wake up

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:13 No.601848

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:13 No.601848

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>601842
Henshin actually works
You was a Space Sheriff Manlet all along

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:17 No.601849

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:17 No.601849

>>601842
Faint from shock of everything. Also realize that you can fly! Just like the dragons daddy told you about!

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:30 No.601851

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:30 No.601851

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>601842

The guards notice you've been poisoned and take you to the infirmary. Thankfully your healthcare services cover this so you still get paid.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:51 No.601853

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:51 No.601853

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601842
Work damn it
You can save your transformation for when you're home

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:59 No.601854

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:59 No.601854

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>601842
"he is becoming too awesome"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)13:36:59 No.601855

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)13:36:59 No.601855

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601225
Oh hey, guy. Sup?
>>601368
Awe... what?
>>601345
Oh... YOU!
The guy who wanted us all to be skellies is now killing skellies? Fuck you.
>>601842
There is something wrong with all of us. Like why we let you savages in here?

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:37:13 No.601857

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:37:13 No.601857

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>601842
piss test

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:37:21 No.601858

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:37:21 No.601858

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601849
I am shit at remembering to roll

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)13:37:30 No.601859

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)13:37:30 No.601859

>>601848
He's a space cowboy

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:38:42 No.601866

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:38:42 No.601866

>>601853
"STOP INTERFERING WITH HOT BLOOD HEART OF THIS FELLOW YA WUSS"
random anon hears from afar

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:40:02 No.601872

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:40:02 No.601872

>>601859
no no, he needs a ride and team for being Space Cowboy
Space Sheriffs work alone

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:40:34 No.601873

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:40:34 No.601873

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>>601853
"You're in no condition to work. I'm bringing you to a healer"

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:41:25 No.601874

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:41:25 No.601874

>>601866
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY SHIT" he hears right after.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8)
09/20/16(Tue)13:41:57 No.601875

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: 6A6TsHX8) 09/20/16(Tue)13:41:57 No.601875

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601873
Run away yelling about space sheriffs and anime

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:41:59 No.601876

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:41:59 No.601876

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>601873
Guard notices that the other workers entertained by your shenanigans. Productivity soars. Get promotion: full time factory entertainer.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:42:46 No.601879

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:42:46 No.601879

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601873
OTOKO NA N' DAROUUUU?
GUZUGUZU SURU NA YOOOOOO

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)13:42:59 No.601882

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)13:42:59 No.601882

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601873
The spirit of the dance troupe overtakes prince gobbo!

Anonymous (ID: 3xDsd8Wn)
09/20/16(Tue)13:44:23 No.601887

Anonymous (ID: 3xDsd8Wn) 09/20/16(Tue)13:44:23 No.601887

>>601873
YAMETEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:45:31 No.601889

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:45:31 No.601889

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>601873
faint in guards arms. Dream of cheese and imps.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:47:32 No.601892

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:47:32 No.601892

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>>601876
"Hmmm"

You were then promoted to Factory Jester

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)13:48:22 No.601895

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)13:48:22 No.601895

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601882

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:48:27 No.601896

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:48:27 No.601896

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601851

You get paid according to your new, superior, work position

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:48:29 No.601897

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:48:29 No.601897

>>601889
>>601892
see this.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:49:11 No.601899

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:49:11 No.601899

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>601892
but actually you are THE Defender of Justice
Fighting crimes and helping your fellow savages and especially orcs

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)13:49:39 No.601900

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)13:49:39 No.601900

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601892
KAN-PAI

Anonymous (ID: 3xDsd8Wn)
09/20/16(Tue)13:49:54 No.601901

Anonymous (ID: 3xDsd8Wn) 09/20/16(Tue)13:49:54 No.601901

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601896

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)13:51:12 No.601902

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)13:51:12 No.601902

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>601892
I will roll again then ;-;
this is my choice>>601889

Anonymous (ID: 3YtRbKw+)
09/20/16(Tue)13:52:59 No.601905

Anonymous (ID: 3YtRbKw+) 09/20/16(Tue)13:52:59 No.601905

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>601892
Due to our new position we let out some phat beats that get the other manlets pumped up

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)13:54:06 No.601908

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)13:54:06 No.601908

You know. I am not even salty. I am just sad by how futile everything in this adventure is.

Sneks, ents, dance troupe, Wanpanch being weak as shit...sigh

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:56:56 No.601915

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:56:56 No.601915

OP is having connection errors.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)13:57:14 No.601916

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)13:57:14 No.601916

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>>601899
"I AM THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE! FIGHTING CRIMES IS MY MISSION, HELPING MY FELLOW SAVAGES ESPECIALLY ORCS IS MY DUTY! EVIL! BEWARE!" you yelled

The other manlets are amused

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:58:19 No.601923

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:58:19 No.601923

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601908
>>601896

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)13:58:35 No.601924

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)13:58:35 No.601924

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601916
God is amused too and actually gives you super powers and ability to transform into Manlet Rider

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)13:59:21 No.601926

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)13:59:21 No.601926

>>601923

meant for >>601916

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k)
09/20/16(Tue)13:59:34 No.601927

Anonymous (ID: rTxFxT2k) 09/20/16(Tue)13:59:34 No.601927

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>601916
Factory manager notices the genius in your brand of comedy and thinks he can use you to invite the King to the factory for a show and impress him.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)13:59:52 No.601928

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)13:59:52 No.601928

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>601916
>>601924
I gotta reroll for that

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:04:02 No.601933

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:04:02 No.601933

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>>601927
MEANWHILE, UP ON THE MANAGER OFFICE
"Hey, guard, what's happening down there?"

"That's our new Factory Jester sir. He suddenly kept yelling about being a defender of justice and whatnot while jumping around doing weird poses. The others workers apprently loves it so it increased morale and productivity"

"Hmmmmm....yes, yes, that's perfect!"

"wut"

"We'll invite the King down to our humble factory! When he sees the genius in this type of comedic morale boost, he'll surely give us more funding!"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:05:36 No.601940

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:05:36 No.601940

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601933
The manager's plan fails. Miserably.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:05:59 No.601942

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:05:59 No.601942

>>601933
MEANWHILE IN THE SECRET BASE OF MANLET RIDER
You actually discover super abilities.
THAT GREEN PILL DID SOMETHING TO YOUR BODY
YOU ARE STRONG AS 100 ORCS, but it only works when you wear mask

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:07:02 No.601945

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:07:02 No.601945

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>601933
>>601942
aw fug

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:07:02 No.601946

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:07:02 No.601946

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>601940

The manager was joking about that plan and you are taken to the infirmary to get treated. You're still paid and get a bonus for showing up to work even though you were poisoned.

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:07:59 No.601949

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:07:59 No.601949

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601933
King gets invite. What does it say?

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:09:00 No.601955

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:09:00 No.601955

>>601940
Come on man, we can poison/kill the King when he shows up for the show. Advancing the plot!

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:09:17 No.601956

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:09:17 No.601956

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>>601940
"Meh, I've seen better"

Your perfomance was rated 9/10 - It's okay

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:09:21 No.601958

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:09:21 No.601958

>>601946

meant for

>>601933

Fuck dammit. The hell's wrong with me

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:10:46 No.601963

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:10:46 No.601963

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>601956
SUDDENLY GREEN PILL FUCKED UP YOUR DNA TO BECOME THE MANLET RIDER
YOU SEE THE GREAT INJUSTICE IN THE KING
AND DO RIDER KIIIICKU AT HIM

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:11:03 No.601964

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:11:03 No.601964

>>601958
Seeing your tribe being sabotaged by others does that to you

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:11:31 No.601965

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:11:31 No.601965

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>601956
Hooray
~~Manager is disappointed.~~

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:11:47 No.601966

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:11:47 No.601966

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601956
King hires you as his personal jester. (He secretly loved the show)

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:12:10 No.601967

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:12:10 No.601967

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>601956

Your ratings get you an even bigger pay raise.

>>601964

That sounds perfectly plausible.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:12:26 No.601969

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:12:26 No.601969

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601956
King kills manager for wasting his time. Prince Gobbo is next in line for manager

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:13:49 No.601976

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:13:49 No.601976

>>601969
Nice one.

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI)
09/20/16(Tue)14:14:11 No.601978

Orc Saitama (ID: lLDQbKCI) 09/20/16(Tue)14:14:11 No.601978

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601956
Conclude masterful performance by punching self in face

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:15:00 No.601981

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:15:00 No.601981

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>>601965
i cri evritiem

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:15:50 No.601986

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:15:50 No.601986

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>601981
>>601969

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:15:52 No.601987

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:15:52 No.601987

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>601981
AND NOW FOR THE CULMINATION
ACTUAL HENSHIN VIA GOD INTERFERENCE

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:16:13 No.601988

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:16:13 No.601988

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601969
>>601969

But Prince Gobbo actually becomes the next manager instead

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3)
09/20/16(Tue)14:16:38 No.601990

Anonymous (ID: RxFvTtp3) 09/20/16(Tue)14:16:38 No.601990

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>601981
King make the gobbo a baron and says he will do him one favor

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:17:17 No.601992

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:17:17 No.601992

>>601988
>>601981

I should drink something to counterbalance all the salt that seems to be i my system...

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:17:49 No.601993

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:17:49 No.601993

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>601981
King asks you to put on a city wide show tomorrow for all the royalty. You'll be paid handsomely.

Blacroc Slavesman (ID: cQmEO6Hv)
09/20/16(Tue)14:18:44 No.601995

Blacroc Slavesman (ID: cQmEO6Hv) 09/20/16(Tue)14:18:44 No.601995

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>601981
>>601993

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:25:41 No.602006

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:25:41 No.602006

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>>601987
well okay

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:27:01 No.602011

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:27:01 No.602011

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>602006

Wake up in bed, it was all a dream. You're actually early for work too.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:27:35 No.602013

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:27:35 No.602013

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>602006
King's impressed

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:27:43 No.602015

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:27:43 No.602015

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>602006
BGM STARTS PLAYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_76uPUAgi4
TIME TO PURGE EVIL FROM THIS LAND
STARTING WITH YOU, KING
RIDAAAAA KIIIICKU

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:28:10 No.602016

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:28:10 No.602016

>>602006
King also morphs into powerful being.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)14:28:42 No.602020

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)14:28:42 No.602020

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>602006
Announce yourself as Goblinius, defender of the gobbo working class!

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:31:16 No.602026

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:31:16 No.602026

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>>602013
"This impressive power! No, It can't be! Goblin Rider! I sealed you away!"

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)14:31:26 No.602027

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)14:31:26 No.602027

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>602006
O shit

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:32:26 No.602032

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:32:26 No.602032

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>602026

King is joking but still impressed and makes you into the new factory manager.

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:32:31 No.602034

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:32:31 No.602034

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>602026
offer to fight by his side and kick the almighty gods ass together so he can become the new god

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)14:32:41 No.602035

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)14:32:41 No.602035

>>602016
The king already is a powerful being

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:33:13 No.602036

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:33:13 No.602036

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>602026
Factory workers are losing their goddamn minds. Guards drop their weapons in awe.

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)14:33:25 No.602039

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)14:33:25 No.602039

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What the actual fuck happene here while I was gone

Also when are we gonna make the King or someone mahou shoujo transform?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:33:31 No.602040

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:33:31 No.602040

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>602026
YOU CAN'T POSTPONE JUDGEMENT OF YOUR EVIL DOINGS FOR LONG
THE TIME HAS COME FOR JUSTICE TO SHINE AGAIN
RIDERRRRR KIIICKU

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)14:35:14 No.602044

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)14:35:14 No.602044

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>602026
The king grants freedom to the manlets ~~and Elves~~

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:36:02 No.602045

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:36:02 No.602045

>>602044
Manlets are already free.
~~Which is why I'm seriously debating on if we need to break them out.~~

Anonymous (ID: KBWs10B3)
09/20/16(Tue)14:36:15 No.602047

Anonymous (ID: KBWs10B3) 09/20/16(Tue)14:36:15 No.602047

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601933
testing
assasinate the king when he comes with the lockpick

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:36:43 No.602049

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:36:43 No.602049

>>602039

Rock Solid went fucking ballistic. That's all there is to it.

All we wanted to do was tech ourselves outta here after freeing the other races.

Oh well...

>>602044

We're already free, we're official citizens of the kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:37:32 No.602053

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:37:32 No.602053

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>>602032
"Good show, good show. I rate it ten outta ten"

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:38:22 No.602055

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:38:22 No.602055

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>602053
He even gives the manager a bonus

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:39:08 No.602057

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:39:08 No.602057

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>602053
I KNOW ALL YOUR WRONG DOINGS, KING
YOU ARE ENEMY OF JUSTICE
DON'T TRY TO PRETEND WE NEVER MET BEFORE, I KNOW YOUR TRUE COLORS

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:39:11 No.602058

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:39:11 No.602058

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>602053

You bow before the king and become the new manager.

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:39:20 No.602059

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:39:20 No.602059

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>602053
>>602034

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:39:27 No.602060

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:39:27 No.602060

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>602053
King has his guards fetch and dump money on you and the factory manager in appreciation. Ask you to visit his castle in a week.

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)14:40:38 No.602063

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)14:40:38 No.602063

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>602053

Suddently a group of monsters that belong to secret evil society who worship demons.

Anonymous (ID: KBWs10B3)
09/20/16(Tue)14:40:41 No.602064

Anonymous (ID: KBWs10B3) 09/20/16(Tue)14:40:41 No.602064

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>602053
accept and make it into a secret weapong or golem factory

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:43:59 No.602080

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:43:59 No.602080

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>>602060
"Here, treat your workers. And you, goblin. Come to the castle in a week, the court could use a show"

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:44:24 No.602081

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:44:24 No.602081

>>602080
>>602034

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:44:50 No.602084

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:44:50 No.602084

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>602080
Alright
BUT SUDDENLY BADGUYS IN COSTUMES

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:45:26 No.602086

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:45:26 No.602086

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>602081
>>602080
forgot roll

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:45:46 No.602089

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:45:46 No.602089

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>602080
YOU CAN'T BRIBE ME, KING. NEITHER YOU CAN FOOL ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ANCIENT EVIL.
THIS GOLD HAS BLOOD OF YOUR VICTIMS ON IT, I'LL NEVER ACCEPT IT.
GET READY TO YOUR DEMISE.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:46:14 No.602091

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:46:14 No.602091

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>602080
"Just a prank, bro." Says the king.

Like he's allowing savages to see him. He punches the kobbos into oblivion.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:46:53 No.602093

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:46:53 No.602093

>>602089
Nigga you gonna get him killed after we just gave him a proper character.
You can wait for your fucknig skeletons

Orc Saitama (ID: xvE60RKw)
09/20/16(Tue)14:46:58 No.602095

Orc Saitama (ID: xvE60RKw) 09/20/16(Tue)14:46:58 No.602095

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>602080
Demand our savage brethren be FREED! (especially the orcs those guys are cool)

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:47:02 No.602096

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:47:02 No.602096

>>602089
>I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ANCIENT EVIL.
~~King is Greg's father~~

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:47:24 No.602098

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:47:24 No.602098

>>602089
Goddamit Rock Solid.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:49:01 No.602103

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:49:01 No.602103

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>602089

The king slaps Rock Solid's shit threatening to go purge the skeletons himself.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:49:33 No.602104

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:49:33 No.602104

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>>602089
"what"

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:49:37 No.602105

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:49:37 No.602105

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>602089
This makes me feel better. Have a rock.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:02 No.602109

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:02 No.602109

>>602104
>>602080

more water it is then.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:26 No.602110

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:26 No.602110

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>602104
We back out at the last second cause we're a pussy
god damn it rock solid, contain your murderboner you fuck

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:29 No.602111

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:29 No.602111

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>602104
RIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:34 No.602112

Anonymous (ID: AWA/eWKz) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:34 No.602112

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>602104

The Goblin Rider kicked the assassin who is behind the king.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:41 No.602113

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:41 No.602113

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>602104
Turns out Kamen Gobbo was the true King Slayer.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:50 No.602114

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:50 No.602114

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>602104
Hit the evildoer behind him

Orc Saitama (ID: xvE60RKw)
09/20/16(Tue)14:50:58 No.602115

Orc Saitama (ID: xvE60RKw) 09/20/16(Tue)14:50:58 No.602115

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>602104
QUICKLY! PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:51:00 No.602116

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:51:00 No.602116

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>602104
King is pleased at getting the chance to playfully spar with you.

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:51:08 No.602118

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:51:08 No.602118

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>602104
he swats you like a fly

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:51:25 No.602119

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:51:25 No.602119

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>602104

Fuggin

>>602110

Send help chief

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)14:51:26 No.602120

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)14:51:26 No.602120

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>602104
The king flicks him away

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:55:01 No.602130

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:55:01 No.602130

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>>602118
"Calm down little go--Oh shit I hit him too hard"

The End

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:55:51 No.602132

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:55:51 No.602132

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>602130
Dance Troupe mini adventure

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:02 No.602134

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:02 No.602134

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>602130
kobold and goblin gods ask what the hell were you thinking

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:06 No.602136

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:06 No.602136

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>602130
'tis is but a scratch!

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:13 No.602137

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:13 No.602137

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>602130
>>602118
>Barbarians in charge of not fucking everything up
gg
what the fuck you fucking barbarians
wait for your fucking turn

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:19 No.602138

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:19 No.602138

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>602130
Well who's up for sabotaging barbarians now.
This is gonna become a game of backstabbing.
~~Timewarp to five minutes before this kick happened~~
~~Alternatively have someone cast res~~

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:32 No.602141

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:32 No.602141

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>602130
King resurrects gobs with stolen resurrection tribal magic

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)14:56:58 No.602143

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)14:56:58 No.602143

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>602130
You're in the afterlife.

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)14:57:19 No.602144

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)14:57:19 No.602144

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>602130
What's to stop the man,eye from just moving out and going back to their old life's? Also press the reset button.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:57:30 No.602145

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:57:30 No.602145

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>602130

You wake up in bed, early for work. Next to an absurd amount of money

>>602137

I'm sorry I had to leave for an hour. I came back to this.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)14:57:44 No.602147

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)14:57:44 No.602147

>>602138
Canon even fucked us
>>602137
Seriously. He killed our own dance troupe.

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)14:58:37 No.602149

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)14:58:37 No.602149

>>602144
manlets*

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)14:58:37 No.602150

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)14:58:37 No.602150

>>602138

I'm definitely bottling this salt.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)14:59:20 No.602153

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)14:59:20 No.602153

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>>602137
Oh well, bygones be bygone eh, water under da bridge and all that. Time to decide who's next

>>602132
The dance troupe is no more

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:00:14 No.602155

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:00:14 No.602155

Rolled 72 (1d100)

I don't know about you guys, I had fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNkYp-b54k
>>602153
back to orc wanpan

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:00:56 No.602158

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:00:56 No.602158

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>602153
Messiah

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)15:01:01 No.602159

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)15:01:01 No.602159

>>602155
That was hilarious.
A quality kek.

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:01:01 No.602160

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:01:01 No.602160

>>602153
Either Dragon messiah or the sad one. I don't think we've played as either of them yet.

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:01:24 No.602164

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:01:24 No.602164

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>602153
lets go for hooded bones, find out how he is doing after I made the paladins go on a skeleton murdespree last thread

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:01:36 No.602165

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:01:36 No.602165

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>602153

Pick a new Manlet Heir.

If that's not possible, I say we go with the barbarians...

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:01:56 No.602167

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:01:56 No.602167

Dont worry Manlets. You still have prince Impo

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)15:02:18 No.602171

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)15:02:18 No.602171

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>602153
Messiah

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:02:28 No.602172

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:02:28 No.602172

>>602167
Having their hero unit die means manlets are no longer playable

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:02:38 No.602174

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:02:38 No.602174

>>602165

Archduke commandeth baby

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)15:02:49 No.602175

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)15:02:49 No.602175

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>602153
Barbs. Time for revenge.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)15:03:10 No.602178

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)15:03:10 No.602178

>>602153
Let's see how hooded bones is doing.

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:03:23 No.602179

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:03:23 No.602179

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>602153
Dragon messiah

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)15:03:45 No.602181

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)15:03:45 No.602181

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>602153
Barb revenge tread

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:03:46 No.602182

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:03:46 No.602182

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Since dragons and elves have not had a chance to be playable, perhaps we should narrow the choices down to them instead

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:04:13 No.602183

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:04:13 No.602183

>>602175
>implying you'd won't try to One Punch king if you'd regained your power

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)15:04:30 No.602185

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)15:04:30 No.602185

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>602182
roll for it, OP 1d2

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:04:31 No.602186

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:04:31 No.602186

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>602182
Keeping messiah vote

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:04:37 No.602187

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:04:37 No.602187

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>602182
Close your eyes
And wake up
Kingdoms with their magic healers and shit

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z)
09/20/16(Tue)15:04:48 No.602190

Anonymous (ID: 1TtKTq1z) 09/20/16(Tue)15:04:48 No.602190

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>602182
Elves

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:05:01 No.602191

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:05:01 No.602191

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>602182
Dragons, I wanna see how many drags are left since most are killing themselves due to no-hoard depression

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:05:16 No.602192

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:05:16 No.602192

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>602182
elves, fuck dragons

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:05:23 No.602193

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:05:23 No.602193

>>602182
Roll a 1d2

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)15:05:27 No.602194

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)15:05:27 No.602194

>>602182
We haven't played as barbs yet tho

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:05:57 No.602197

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:05:57 No.602197

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>602182

Dragons then.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:06:02 No.602199

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:06:02 No.602199

>>602194
Their was a brief period in ep 1 when hooded bones was playable

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:06:55 No.602204

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:06:55 No.602204

>>602194
We did but I think salty orc players or barbarians fucked that up.

>>602182
If we do vote then I choose Elf

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg)
09/20/16(Tue)15:06:55 No.602205

Anonymous (ID: nILiF7yg) 09/20/16(Tue)15:06:55 No.602205

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>602182
Still messiah

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:07:04 No.602206

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:07:04 No.602206

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Wheelin dealin

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)15:07:28 No.602209

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)15:07:28 No.602209

>>602182
Then elves.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:07:37 No.602210

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:07:37 No.602210

>>602199

Will we at least be able to have another go at the manlets later on?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:08:56 No.602214

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:08:56 No.602214

You niggas don't understand HOTBLOODNESS

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:10:37 No.602220

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:10:37 No.602220

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>>602206
And so up next on the chopping block: The Sad One

>>602210
Perhaps...not. Hero's dead so now all their ideas of leaving the kingdom is gone. They're content with being citizens now.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:11:46 No.602228

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:11:46 No.602228

>>602214

Hot blooded and getting someone killed just because are two different things.

If we're unable to play as manlets ever again I will eagerly await the time when we can play as hooded bones.

>>602220

So be it.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)15:11:53 No.602229

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)15:11:53 No.602229

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>602220
I'd like another go at the Manlets once we play the other races, Elves, Barbs, Orcs, Dragons. Please, OP?

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:12:37 No.602235

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:12:37 No.602235

>>602229
Well if the King really wants that show next week he's probably gonna have the rider resurrected.

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)15:12:43 No.602237

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)15:12:43 No.602237

>>602220
>gobbos don't want to leave the kingdom anymore
They've always been slaves, first for the dragons, now for the kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:13:07 No.602238

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:13:07 No.602238

>>602220
So we only have heroes as PC's. We can't choose to play as the male elf possibly disguised as a female or any other named characters?

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:13:09 No.602239

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:13:09 No.602239

>>602229
This is what happens when you go2sleep mid-game and let barbarians run the asylum

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:13:43 No.602243

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:13:43 No.602243

>>602228
>If we're unable to play as manlets ever again I will eagerly await the time when we can play as hooded bones.
don't be so pessimistic
>Hot blooded and getting someone killed just because are two different things.
adventure threads don't have happy endings. for the most part.
Fate of everyone was already sealed.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:14:10 No.602245

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:14:10 No.602245

>>602238
That'd just means switching to another one after one dies and there'd be no losing state.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:14:47 No.602248

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:14:47 No.602248

>>602239
hey. it was up to dice.

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)15:15:29 No.602253

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)15:15:29 No.602253

>barbarians in charge of fucking everything up
Gave me an ocean of hearty keks was wondering why the thread didn't have enough salt levels

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:16:35 No.602261

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:16:35 No.602261

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>>602243
>>602220

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW)
09/20/16(Tue)15:17:02 No.602265

Orc Saitama (ID: uMqmZ1NW) 09/20/16(Tue)15:17:02 No.602265

>>602245
Loss would be when the species went extinct

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:17:57 No.602270

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:17:57 No.602270

>>602265
That's already happening with everyone passsively

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:18:09 No.602271

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:18:09 No.602271

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>602243
yeah, I don't even remember the last time a thread had an actual good ending
at this point I am just harvesting Salt from the salt mines since everyone is still soo invested in the races from civ thing

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF)
09/20/16(Tue)15:19:18 No.602277

MC Herbalist (ID: hk3uEGbF) 09/20/16(Tue)15:19:18 No.602277

Oh come on, we've all got some good keks from this.
OP, roll the credits and play some smooth jazz

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:19:25 No.602279

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:19:25 No.602279

File: goto.gif (1.43 MB, 287x400)

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>>602261
not in civ thread, but maybe in others
you can make literally anything happen as long you believe in it.
~~and then dive into sadness cause everything will go wrong~~

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:19:31 No.602282

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:19:31 No.602282

>>602271
I just blame the orcs for opening that box and bringing the king here.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:19:31 No.602283

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:19:31 No.602283

>>602271
Villain Adventure had a good ending aside from Texas getting raped and not being loved by his dad.

Other than that everyone was cool.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:19:34 No.602284

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:19:34 No.602284

>>602271
Adventure Thing 2

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:23:12 No.602299

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:23:12 No.602299

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And so ends episode 2

[smooth jazz plays over credits]

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)15:23:13 No.602300

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)15:23:13 No.602300

>>602282
We should write "fuck the orcs" in blood as our last action whenever a character dies for bringing about this ending in the first place and have a mini adventure in between playing as a kingdom detective trying to piece together all the clues pointing towards the orcs

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0)
09/20/16(Tue)15:24:07 No.602304

Anonymous (ID: B3r68Lu0) 09/20/16(Tue)15:24:07 No.602304

>>602299
>revolver ocelot
What?

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:24:16 No.602305

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:24:16 No.602305

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>602299
hand raises from the tomb
gives us thumbs up

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:25:22 No.602309

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:25:22 No.602309

>>602299
Credits are false. King's nose is not large enough.

Revolver Ocelot (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:26:24 No.602312

Revolver Ocelot (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:26:24 No.602312

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>>602304
Revolver Ocelot

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:28:03 No.602317

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:28:03 No.602317

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>>602305
Adjusted to reflect actual manlet thoughts

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:28:52 No.602321

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:28:52 No.602321

>>602279

I wasn't expecting a happy ending. I was expecting an ending that would last over one fucking thread.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:29:56 No.602326

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:29:56 No.602326

>>602317
>>602321
seeing 10 threads of manlets working on shit would be very fun, yeah
~~keep salt coming~~

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known a(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:30:31 No.602330

Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:30:31 No.602330

>>602317
next character this thread or next one?, my salt reserves still could use filling but I have enough for now

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:30:49 No.602333

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:30:49 No.602333

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>602317
Did we get the shot?
You can come out now.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:31:40 No.602338

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:31:40 No.602338

>Hooded Bones will be dead within 5 posts of Barb Adventure cuz Canon and Solid wont keep mouth shut.

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:32:17 No.602340

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:32:17 No.602340

>>602338

You can bet on it

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:32:24 No.602341

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:32:24 No.602341

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>>602330
NEXT ONE! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:32:51 No.602344

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:32:51 No.602344

>>602341
That's not healthy

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)15:33:28 No.602347

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)15:33:28 No.602347

>>602338
ayy
sabotage us barbarians and hooded bones is going straight to the paladins

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:33:40 No.602348

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:33:40 No.602348

>>602341
careful, don't get salt overdose again
>>602340
good luck with that

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:34:05 No.602350

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:34:05 No.602350

Also I just want a satisfying ending.
Not a sudden THE END out of nowhere, like what almost happened in detective adventures

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:34:50 No.602353

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:34:50 No.602353

>>602350
They will never be satisfying. That's OPs fetish

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)15:35:07 No.602356

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)15:35:07 No.602356

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>>602344
You don't tell me what healthy is mufugga

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:35:23 No.602358

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:35:23 No.602358

>>602350
should've roll better

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:36:28 No.602362

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:36:28 No.602362

>>602338
I kinda hope it lasts a little while before he gets killed, only because it gives me more time to fuck over more of the other races and barbarians
>>602356
don't listen to them OP keep on with that good stuff

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:39:26 No.602374

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:39:26 No.602374

>>602347

My thoughts exactly. The King should probably accompany them... You know weekly troop checkup and the like.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:41:15 No.602382

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:41:15 No.602382

>>602374
>inb4 OP won't let you to kill Hooded Bones for 12 hours
>then he'll die unsatisfyingly by not your rolls and buildups

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:41:56 No.602386

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:41:56 No.602386

>>602374
don't forget about the barbarian lich and his phylactery which should still be somewhere in Crater lake.
Everyone seems to have forgotten about it so he is still somewhere and the barbarians can't truly go extinct while he is still alive

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:44:32 No.602396

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:44:32 No.602396

>>602386

If only the lich was your hero unit.

>>602382

Being able to play with something for 3 turns before seeing it burn isn't salt inducing? Shit I got this all wrong.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:45:00 No.602397

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:45:00 No.602397

>>602386
>inb4 spies stole and broken it

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)15:46:06 No.602405

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)15:46:06 No.602405

>>602396
>Being able to play with something for 3 turns before seeing it burn isn't salt inducing? Shit I got this all wrong.
you don't understand what heat of the moment is.
let down would be if you become "factory chief" or something

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:46:31 No.602406

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:46:31 No.602406

>>602396
I wish he was as well, though techically I don't think we know exactly who the lich and he hasn't done anything is so it could be hooded bones keeping it a secret for all we know

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:46:36 No.602407

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:46:36 No.602407

>>602386
>Holy Bones sniffs out the phylactery once the Lich dies
It worked in Skeleton Bounty Hunter, it'll work again.

Anonymous (ID: 58XuaKPv)
09/20/16(Tue)15:47:51 No.602412

Anonymous (ID: 58XuaKPv) 09/20/16(Tue)15:47:51 No.602412

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>602356
Rolling to make King Imp Inventor the new hero unit. (he was king before everything collapsed.)

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:51:08 No.602423

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:51:08 No.602423

>>602406
Lich is prolly in hiding cuz dying hurts.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)15:52:12 No.602427

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)15:52:12 No.602427

>>602407
Was Holy Bones in this universe? I hope so.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)15:52:56 No.602432

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)15:52:56 No.602432

>>602427
There was a skeleton in a paladin outfit last thread.
Pretty sure that was holy bones

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)15:54:10 No.602439

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)15:54:10 No.602439

>>602423
Either way I hope his demise eventually brings about lots of salt in some form
Though originally before I decided to become a salt farmer since the Barb lich doesn't have a name I was planning on trying to name him Greg just to see what happens

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)15:59:52 No.602458

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)15:59:52 No.602458

>>602405

Factory chief would have let us work on crap that mattered. Like lightning guns.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)16:01:51 No.602460

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)16:01:51 No.602460

>>602432
Could have been Pally Bones too

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:02:22 No.602464

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:02:22 No.602464

>>602458
and bikes
oh well
maybe next time

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)16:06:33 No.602477

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)16:06:33 No.602477

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Before I go to sleep Here is a list of my accomplishments in civ thing aftermath so far
>Made dragons suicidal from a lack of hoard causing their already tiny numbers to decrease even more so
>made paladins decide to start killing all barbarian skeletons
>Killed the skeleton dance troupe which was responsible for this beauty in my pic
>got manlet king killed
I can't wait to see what happens with the elves and dragons since the suicides ended up being more hilarious than salt generating

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)16:08:29 No.602483

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)16:08:29 No.602483

Makes me wonder how little your parents love you for you to bully anons on an image board.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:09:42 No.602485

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:09:42 No.602485

>>602477
I'd list mine but too lazy to remember
but I don't think I'm all that likeable

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)16:10:16 No.602486

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)16:10:16 No.602486

>>602483
I once asked for a sandwich with mayo. They gave me a sandwich with slightly less mayo. It was then I know everyone has to suffer.

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:12:10 No.602494

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:12:10 No.602494

>>602477
Well you already killed our messiah the most cliche and tragic way possible.

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:13:50 No.602497

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:13:50 No.602497

Derp. I thought I was replying to OP. But still, we've been suffering from the get go.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)16:13:56 No.602498

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)16:13:56 No.602498

>>602494
Did barbs do that

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:15:16 No.602501

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:15:16 No.602501

barbs didn't do nuffin'

Filthy Salt Barron known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/20/16(Tue)16:15:19 No.602502

Filthy Salt Barron known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/20/16(Tue)16:15:19 No.602502

>>602483
I was fine until all my salt reserves were stolen at the end of Civ thing
OP has created a monster that only an ungodly amount of salt can tame

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:16:41 No.602505

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:16:41 No.602505

>>602501
Except kill the goblin king. Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing but still.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:17:51 No.602508

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:17:51 No.602508

>>602505
well at least he died better death than kobold king
~~which I responsible for throwing rock at~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)16:19:09 No.602510

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)16:19:09 No.602510

>>602505
>>602508
None of them were kings

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:20:52 No.602514

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:20:52 No.602514

>>602510
But they had crowns on their heads. That makes them kings or royalty.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:21:00 No.602515

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:21:00 No.602515

>>602510
dang it, I don't understand these manlets
it's too hard

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)16:22:47 No.602523

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)16:22:47 No.602523

>>602514
One dude had hair shaped like a crown.

None of them were kings. Princes at most.

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2)
09/20/16(Tue)16:23:15 No.602524

King Gobbo (ID: yN1cQ1R2) 09/20/16(Tue)16:23:15 No.602524

>>602515
it's not like you had brains in the first place, rock head

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:24:03 No.602526

Elf without hemp (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:24:03 No.602526

>>602523
>Princes at most.
Close enough for me. Princes are essentially mini kings.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)16:25:56 No.602536

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)16:25:56 No.602536

Does someone talks to me? I can't seem to find him.
weird, I certainly heard something like "rock head" somewhere nearby.
oh well
>kicks manlet while walking away thinking he is a bush

Anonymous (ID: duDzH3rK)
09/20/16(Tue)16:33:46 No.602572

Anonymous (ID: duDzH3rK) 09/20/16(Tue)16:33:46 No.602572

>thread starts
>goblins actually have it good because they didn't fuck up with the seal
>after awhile barbs decide to fuck everything over because there not playing there character
Fucking ay
Barbs a super salty and are hiding it
Everyone else is salty
Dragon wants everyone to die

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)16:36:10 No.602583

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)16:36:10 No.602583

>>602572
NO HAPPY ENDING ALLOWED

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:41:34 No.602607

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:41:34 No.602607

>>602572
I'm kind of afraid of playing as a Elf now since Barbs and Orcs will probably fuck shit up.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)16:44:02 No.602625

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)16:44:02 No.602625

>>602607
I just wanna leave this fucking kingdom.
Barbs probably wanna leave
Orcs wanna leave
Elves wanna leave
Dragons want their hoard
Manlets are contempt with jobs
~~Also we should probably have one orc become a cleric to complete the loop on these stories.~~

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE)
09/20/16(Tue)16:46:17 No.602635

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: yypfMPrE) 09/20/16(Tue)16:46:17 No.602635

>>602486
I believe you. It's okay. This is a safe place.

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)16:49:01 No.602642

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)16:49:01 No.602642

>>602625
I'm not fucking leaving. Not before we raid the Royal Treasury at least

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)16:50:47 No.602649

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)16:50:47 No.602649

>inb4 holy bones's background is a barbarian traitor who will probably fuck over the barbs escape plan due to 40 voices being salty in his head
I can already taste the salt if the backstabing continues at this rate

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:51:11 No.602654

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:51:11 No.602654

>>602642
Good luck with that. Even if you don't have to face the king, it will be a herculean task.

Also just as a reminder: Elves can turn inorganic stuff into whatever we want.

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)16:51:28 No.602656

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)16:51:28 No.602656

>>602642
Yeah good luck with that

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)16:53:27 No.602660

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)16:53:27 No.602660

>>602654
All magic got confiscated

We dragons may have lost our dignity, the magics we took pride in and our anal virginity but we still have our innate jew skills

IF there is hoard right in front of us, we WILL jew it one way or another

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO)
09/20/16(Tue)16:54:33 No.602667

Archduke of Archives (ID: iC4jiOVO) 09/20/16(Tue)16:54:33 No.602667

>>602625

I wanted the manlets to leave and start an independent full-blown tech based nation. Remaking the citadel and turning it into a flying stronghold would have been great.

Guess that ain't happening.

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:54:56 No.602668

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:54:56 No.602668

>>602660
If all of our magic is gone then shouldn't the barbarian skeletons just collapse?

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)16:55:17 No.602671

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)16:55:17 No.602671

>>602660
There IS a hoard infront of you and their using it to torture you.
>>589847

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)16:56:58 No.602679

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)16:56:58 No.602679

>>602668
that's what the paladins were investigating in the first place. But then they decided to jsut purge the skeletons to save paperwork

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)16:57:00 No.602680

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)16:57:00 No.602680

>>602668
Magic got confiscated for the ones that got captured

The skellies are naturally forming undead, the human necromancy is just them being able to control the skellies

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)16:58:42 No.602686

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)16:58:42 No.602686

>>602679
But is all of our magic completely gone?

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)16:59:53 No.602690

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)16:59:53 No.602690

>>602686
You could probably regain it by trying really hard.
~~But if a court magician notices that shit say goodbye to it.~~

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)17:01:54 No.602698

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)17:01:54 No.602698

>>602686
Oh yeah, that shit is goooone. Super gone.

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7)
09/20/16(Tue)17:03:00 No.602702

Anonymous (ID: bBBV55N7) 09/20/16(Tue)17:03:00 No.602702

>>602698
Can we re-learn it in secret? The art of divination and transmutation would be really handy in a scenario like this.

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re)
09/20/16(Tue)17:07:47 No.602727

Anonymous (ID: VrL3e4Re) 09/20/16(Tue)17:07:47 No.602727

>>602702
I'll have to consult the magic crystal ball first

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)17:31:01 No.602818

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)17:31:01 No.602818

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>602727
I'll consult Dice Dev- Dice God

1 yes
2 no
3 maybe

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)17:33:42 No.602830

Horny Dragon (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)17:33:42 No.602830

>>602818
Dice God not being so demonic lately with all the 100s and this roll

Maybe he realised the error of his ways since the last threads that genociding us through bad rolls would severely limit his salt harvested

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/20/16(Tue)17:38:24 No.602851

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/20/16(Tue)17:38:24 No.602851

>>602667
Well if you ever get control of the manlets again, you could probably just walk out the front gate with a couple manlets.

Anonymous (ID: UpvdJNBy)
09/20/16(Tue)18:08:08 No.603064

Anonymous (ID: UpvdJNBy) 09/20/16(Tue)18:08:08 No.603064

>>602851
>implying there wont be dice fuckery trying to impede the journey
It wil be the most intense walk ever

Anonymous (ID: Oxy23g7L)
09/20/16(Tue)19:53:03 No.603926

Anonymous (ID: Oxy23g7L) 09/20/16(Tue)19:53:03 No.603926

>>602477
Absolute Mad Man.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/20/16(Tue)23:44:07 No.605490

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/20/16(Tue)23:44:07 No.605490

>>602572
>implying I'd won't do same thing if I'd played other character
Nigga plz,
ask hat guy
he knows that I like going against the odds

Anonymous (ID: Oxy23g7L)
09/21/16(Wed)01:10:23 No.605919

Anonymous (ID: Oxy23g7L) 09/21/16(Wed)01:10:23 No.605919

>>602607
That's only Business Orc. It is sorta interesting, this is pretty much the only Adventure Thing where there are participants who are trying to actively fuck up the protagonist because "NUH MUH" and tripfaggotry and le salt, which is why I removed my trip. Trips were a mistake.

Calling it now that Canon, the Dragons somehow fucks everything up and kills us all.

But shit, I always thought it was gonna be Solid who was gonna fuck us up with his Barbarian Faggotry yet Canon is even more edgy with the "we all gon die anyway so I'm just gonna kill us hur hur hur hur", the fun of the thread is thinking that we have a chance.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/21/16(Wed)02:31:53 No.606160

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/21/16(Wed)02:31:53 No.606160

>>605919
I don't just want to kill the players, I want to completely ruin their race as well since everyone is still extremely invested in them, the incident with king Gob the 2nd was only too perfect to pass up due to the amount of salt it would generate because Solid set it up perfectly and the dice agreed with me

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/21/16(Wed)02:33:36 No.606164

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/21/16(Wed)02:33:36 No.606164

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606160
>living on the edge
puberty?

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/21/16(Wed)02:42:12 No.606178

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/21/16(Wed)02:42:12 No.606178

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606164
I just wanna shitpost and piss off all the other players of each protagonists respective races so I can harvest Salt.
>I already pissed of Hats by killing the dance troup and setting the path for all other skeletons to be killed as well
>I pissed off the manlet players by taking their race out of the adventure completely as playable characters and most likely took them out of the next civ thing as well since they are now part of the kingdom
Dragons though seem to be suffering from beaten wife syndrome due to how they have been getting routinely screwed over since the start of Civ thing so it might be hard to anger their players
and I think it will be impossible to anger you unless I get in a shitposting war trying to ruin everything you want to do

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/21/16(Wed)02:45:31 No.606185

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/21/16(Wed)02:45:31 No.606185

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>606178
and that's why Canon is dead in future/past.
too much dickery

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/21/16(Wed)04:06:48 No.606288

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/21/16(Wed)04:06:48 No.606288

>>606185
Maybe we should have the real Canon come along and challenge the king

Anonymous (ID: z9WIjbEW)
09/21/16(Wed)04:24:08 No.606298

Anonymous (ID: z9WIjbEW) 09/21/16(Wed)04:24:08 No.606298

Im not mad. I am sad. I legit wanted a goofy and fun adventure. Now its some edgy murdergame.

Murdergame was the Civ. This is an adventure

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: W5sGh+9V)
09/21/16(Wed)04:32:07 No.606309

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: W5sGh+9V) 09/21/16(Wed)04:32:07 No.606309

>>606298
I did too at first, I originally wasn't going to even use my name from civ thing but then it was obvious that people were intent on keeping their names it became obvious that a normal adventure this would not be

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD)
09/21/16(Wed)04:33:57 No.606314

Archduke of Archives (ID: JsUR9UpD) 09/21/16(Wed)04:33:57 No.606314

>>606298

Pretty much this. I wanted to make lightning guns and start busting people out in secret.

>>606309

I just liked being an archivist.

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB)
09/21/16(Wed)04:35:29 No.606317

Rock Solid (ID: J4RjHofB) 09/21/16(Wed)04:35:29 No.606317

>>606298
>I legit wanted a goofy and fun adventure.
and what I did? I provided you super awesome hero ~~for a bit~~
blame Canon
also new thread is going already >>606300

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM)
09/21/16(Wed)04:35:41 No.606318

Anonymous (ID: kZ2VduDM) 09/21/16(Wed)04:35:41 No.606318

Nap brought a fresh bread
>>606300
>>606300
>>606300
Get in here you stragglers

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