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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 09/21/16(Wed)04:24:49 No.606300

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 3 Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:24:49 No.606300 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is a member of the elven tribe, which was captured and made into slaves for the Kingdom. Half work in fields and half work as house slaves.
You are The Sad One, once a happy elven hero called The Smiling One, but the destruction of your tribe hasn't been treating you well. You were bought by a wealthy noble to work as a house elf slave in his mansion.

Currently you're in the middle of scrubbing the floor, what do you do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:26:28 No.606303

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:26:28 No.606303

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606300
Punch ourselves in the face to get us out of this slumber mood

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:29:09 No.606304

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:29:09 No.606304

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>>606303

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:30:06 No.606305

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:30:06 No.606305

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606304
try to smile, at least we're still alive

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)04:30:13 No.606306

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)04:30:13 No.606306

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>606304
Always look on the bright side of life

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:31:24 No.606307

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:31:24 No.606307

>>606304
Eat some meat

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:31:52 No.606308

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:31:52 No.606308

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>>606306

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)04:32:44 No.606310

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)04:32:44 No.606310

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606308
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:33:05 No.606311

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:33:05 No.606311

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>606308
Try to seduce the other houseservants with your elf charm

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:33:20 No.606312

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:33:20 No.606312

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>606308
Think how sexy your waifus were and now realize they are gone

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)04:34:57 No.606316

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)04:34:57 No.606316

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>606308
brighter

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:36:14 No.606319

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:36:14 No.606319

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>>606312
Well that didn't help at all

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:36:47 No.606320

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:36:47 No.606320

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>606319
>>606311
it's time to seduce more waifus then

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)04:36:56 No.606321

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)04:36:56 No.606321

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606319
you find Kingdom Idols magazine full of pretty girls

Archduke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)04:37:05 No.606322

Archduke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)04:37:05 No.606322

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>606319

Go look for a totally legit street salesman

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)04:37:07 No.606323

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)04:37:07 No.606323

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>606319
Remember that your demigod child was killed before it was even born

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)04:37:18 No.606324

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)04:37:18 No.606324

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>606319
Well so much for trying to cheer up our glum pal with a musical number.
Back to boring cleaning I guess

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:38:32 No.606326

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:38:32 No.606326

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>606319
blame the king

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6)
09/21/16(Wed)04:40:13 No.606328

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6) 09/21/16(Wed)04:40:13 No.606328

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606319
Sing a song of your people

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:42:29 No.606330

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:42:29 No.606330

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>>606322
As you try to exit the mansion, you are stopped by a guard
"Where are you going?" he asked

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)04:43:24 No.606331

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)04:43:24 No.606331

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>606330
>>606323

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)04:43:53 No.606332

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)04:43:53 No.606332

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>606330
Looking for pretty girls

Archduke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)04:44:10 No.606334

Archduke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)04:44:10 No.606334

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>606330

Grocery shopping for the lord, sire

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:44:11 No.606335

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:44:11 No.606335

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606330
to get more cleaning supplies that arent here in the castle.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:45:02 No.606336

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:45:02 No.606336

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>606330
To find some waifus

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:46:48 No.606337

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:46:48 No.606337

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>>606331
Suddenly, a traumatic flashback

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)04:47:34 No.606339

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)04:47:34 No.606339

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>606337
"OVERCOME IT, WUSS"
you hear from afar and actually overcome your sadness

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:47:37 No.606340

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:47:37 No.606340

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>606337
ripple effect for flash back

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)04:47:40 No.606341

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)04:47:40 No.606341

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>606337
burst into uncontrollable tears, the guard feels pity and lets you past

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)04:47:49 No.606342

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)04:47:49 No.606342

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>606337
Guard takes pity and takes you to your quarters

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)04:54:00 No.606347

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)04:54:00 No.606347

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>>606341
>past
And so the guard initiates the flashback

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)04:55:01 No.606348

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)04:55:01 No.606348

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606347
press Esc and proceed to town
flashbacks sucks

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)04:55:16 No.606349

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)04:55:16 No.606349

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>606347
Gotta get back. Back to the past. Samurai Jack.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)04:55:34 No.606350

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)04:55:34 No.606350

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>606347
WOOOOOOOOOSH

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh)
09/21/16(Wed)04:56:32 No.606351

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh) 09/21/16(Wed)04:56:32 No.606351

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>606347
Fuck flashbacks.

Send him to his room

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)04:57:35 No.606352

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)04:57:35 No.606352

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>606347
The BGs were playing up the dance scene

Anonymous (ID: FyrN88Hv)
09/21/16(Wed)04:57:48 No.606354

Anonymous (ID: FyrN88Hv) 09/21/16(Wed)04:57:48 No.606354

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>606347
Flashback reminds sad one of how having stuff up his but used to make him so powerful and feel happy

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:00:49 No.606356

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:00:49 No.606356

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>>606350
FLASHBACK TO...RIGHT AFTER THE CIV THING FINAL BATTLE

The giant golem was destroyed and all tribemembers were scattered around the field, including you.

Oh shit, the Kingdom Forces are rounding up people

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:01:28 No.606358

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:01:28 No.606358

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>606356
smoke some dank weed and enjoy the dildo up your ass

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:01:47 No.606359

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:01:47 No.606359

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>606356
loss.jpg

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:03:05 No.606360

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:03:05 No.606360

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>606356
they creeped out by you

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)05:03:18 No.606361

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)05:03:18 No.606361

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>606356
Gaaaaaaaay.
Skip

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:07:30 No.606362

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:07:30 No.606362

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>>606359
"My lord! We found this elven female, she seems to be some sort of religious figure, and also pregnant"

wuh oh

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:08:20 No.606363

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:08:20 No.606363

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>606362
MUH WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)05:08:58 No.606364

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)05:08:58 No.606364

>>606362
say the father is a human noble, that worked in Man o' Man

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:09:14 No.606365

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:09:14 No.606365

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>606362
King actually sends her to get treatment
she is now locked in his castle elsewhere

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)05:10:00 No.606366

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)05:10:00 No.606366

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>606364
oh yeah you have to roll for these. What a terrible system.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)05:10:14 No.606367

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)05:10:14 No.606367

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>606362
Bitchslap the king

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:10:46 No.606368

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:10:46 No.606368

>>606364
hey, next adventure civ with colonization when?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:12:37 No.606369

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:12:37 No.606369

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>>606363
Super Elf Powers Activate

>>606364
Next thread when

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:13:29 No.606370

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:13:29 No.606370

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>606369
ENGAGE THE KING IN A FIST TO FIST FIGHT
MUH WAIFUUUUUUUUUUU

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:13:52 No.606372

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:13:52 No.606372

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>606369
you slip on your way to save her and accidentally kick the baby instead of king

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:14:01 No.606373

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:14:01 No.606373

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>606369
calm down you, they have her as hostage

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)05:14:24 No.606375

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)05:14:24 No.606375

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606369
Glorious last stand incomming

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:17:45 No.606378

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:17:45 No.606378

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>>606373
"Now now, don't try anything hasty...Why are you getting so angry anyway? Is this your wife and child or something?"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:18:29 No.606379

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:18:29 No.606379

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606378
yes pls dont hurt them

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:18:31 No.606380

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:18:31 No.606380

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>606378
YES, MUH WAIFU AND UNBORN CHILD
LET THEM GO
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE THEM

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)05:18:51 No.606381

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)05:18:51 No.606381

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>606378
yeah so can you not hurt her and stuff?

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)05:19:06 No.606382

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)05:19:06 No.606382

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606378
"...maaaaybe"

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:23:02 No.606385

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:23:02 No.606385

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>>606380
"Anything?! Even stripping down to your undies, do a handstand while bawking like a chicken in a tub of butter?" A guard chimes in

"The fuck man"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:23:44 No.606386

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:23:44 No.606386

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>606385
YES, EVEN THAT
JUST DON'T KILL MUH WAIFU

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)05:23:48 No.606387

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)05:23:48 No.606387

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606385
ANYTHING

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:23:48 No.606388

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:23:48 No.606388

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>606385
Random Barbarian lich cuntpunches pregnant elf as hard as he can, aborting the baby in the process.

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6)
09/21/16(Wed)05:24:01 No.606389

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6) 09/21/16(Wed)05:24:01 No.606389

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>606385
King: backslap that guard so hard he turns into an elf

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:24:26 No.606390

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:24:26 No.606390

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>606385
what's a butter?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:26:46 No.606391

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:26:46 No.606391

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>>606387
"Even anally violating the barbarians?" another guard asked

The King and the other guard has no comment

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:26:58 No.606392

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:26:58 No.606392

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>606388
>>606391

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6)
09/21/16(Wed)05:27:23 No.606393

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6) 09/21/16(Wed)05:27:23 No.606393

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>606391
King: slap that guard so hard he flies into the ass of a barbarian

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:27:35 No.606394

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:27:35 No.606394

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>606391
YES, JUST DON'T KILL MUH WAIFU

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)05:27:50 No.606395

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)05:27:50 No.606395

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606391

The king finally decided to marry our waifu and adopt our unborn child.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:27:52 No.606396

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:27:52 No.606396

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>606391
Man that's even gayer than what we did in the invisible forest

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:28:04 No.606397

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:28:04 No.606397

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>606391
King ashamed of his own guards

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:31:08 No.606399

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:31:08 No.606399

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>>606395
"Well that's dumb why would i do that"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:31:33 No.606400

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:31:33 No.606400

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606388
>>606399

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:31:40 No.606401

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:31:40 No.606401

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>606399
I HAVE NO IDEA
JUST SAVE MUH WAIFU PLEASE

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:32:22 No.606402

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:32:22 No.606402

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>606399
To mock elves

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:32:22 No.606403

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:32:22 No.606403

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>606399
I just don't wanna lose my wife & child.

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)05:32:25 No.606404

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)05:32:25 No.606404

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606399

Because you are a king and your dick is bigger than elves and orcs.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:34:54 No.606405

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:34:54 No.606405

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>>606402
"Settle down, barbarian"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:35:24 No.606408

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:35:24 No.606408

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>606388
>>606405

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:35:41 No.606409

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:35:41 No.606409

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>606405
I blame elves

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:35:56 No.606410

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:35:56 No.606410

>>606405
You know this whole enslavement thing is a lot calmer than I thought.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:36:14 No.606411

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:36:14 No.606411

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>606405
Beg on our knees and plead to the King to save muh waifu

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)05:36:38 No.606413

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)05:36:38 No.606413

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>606405
who knows some magic maybe good for you

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/21/16(Wed)05:37:29 No.606414

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/21/16(Wed)05:37:29 No.606414

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>606408
>>606408
anything but this

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)05:38:39 No.606416

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)05:38:39 No.606416

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606405

The king do Netorare because he can.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:41:39 No.606418

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:41:39 No.606418

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>>606408
SUDDENLY, The Barbarian Lich runs up to cuntpunch the Elven High Priestess, but was then stopped by The King

"THe hell you think you're doing?"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:42:31 No.606419

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:42:31 No.606419

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>606418
killing an elf demigod before it is born

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:42:33 No.606420

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:42:33 No.606420

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>606418
beg for the King to save our waifu

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6)
09/21/16(Wed)05:42:47 No.606421

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: Nz7ObpG6) 09/21/16(Wed)05:42:47 No.606421

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>606418
"MY SON IS IN THERE"
The elf had been cucked all along

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:43:10 No.606422

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:43:10 No.606422

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>606418
A magic trick

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:43:33 No.606423

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:43:33 No.606423

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>606418
this >>606421

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)05:44:02 No.606424

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)05:44:02 No.606424

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>606418
well king what do you think you should do with the elf since you are soooo smart

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/21/16(Wed)05:44:03 No.606425

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/21/16(Wed)05:44:03 No.606425

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>606420
Rolling for this

>>606421
>>606423
Barbs are impotent you dumb barbs

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)05:45:45 No.606426

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)05:45:45 No.606426

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>606418

The Barbarian Lich told the king that the Elven High Priestess's child is actually King's child.

His unborn child will fulled doomed his tribe.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:47:04 No.606430

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:47:04 No.606430

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>>606420
The King is thinking if he should save the elf or not....

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:47:53 No.606432

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:47:53 No.606432

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>606430
lich asks if he can please punch the unborn demigod

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)05:47:57 No.606433

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)05:47:57 No.606433

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>606430
then a fucking baby pops out

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:47:57 No.606434

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:47:57 No.606434

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>606430
We bawl so hard that we create a river out of our tears to convince the King.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:48:04 No.606435

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:48:04 No.606435

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606425
skeleton's boners will find a way
>>606430
how can you choke a skeleton, trivia?
he tosses a coin

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:48:33 No.606436

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:48:33 No.606436

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>606430
How the hell do you even choke a skeleton?

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/21/16(Wed)05:48:55 No.606437

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/21/16(Wed)05:48:55 No.606437

>>606430
Lich's head pops off from the pressure to some unknown land

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/21/16(Wed)05:49:59 No.606438

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/21/16(Wed)05:49:59 No.606438

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>606437

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:50:07 No.606439

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:50:07 No.606439

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>>606435
"This is alich, not a skeleton"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:50:55 No.606440

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:50:55 No.606440

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>606439
Well that changes everything.
~~I'm still curious in case of skeleton related attacks.~~

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:51:28 No.606441

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:51:28 No.606441

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>606439
is there a difference?
toss him in the lake

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:51:48 No.606442

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:51:48 No.606442

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606439
>>606432

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:52:12 No.606443

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:52:12 No.606443

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>606439
>>606434
MUH WAIFUUUUUUU

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)05:54:19 No.606446

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)05:54:19 No.606446

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>606439
fuck man I dunno plot or something

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:55:21 No.606447

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:55:21 No.606447

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>>606442
"Wait, there's a demigod in there?"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)05:56:00 No.606448

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)05:56:00 No.606448

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>606447
yes let me punch it

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:56:31 No.606449

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:56:31 No.606449

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>606447
HE IS JUST TALKING NONSENSE
MUH WAIFU IS A PURE MAIDEN THAT WOULD NEVER CONSORT WITH A GOD
PLEASE SAVE HER
we cry out

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)05:56:42 No.606450

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)05:56:42 No.606450

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>606447
Elves are weird like that.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)05:57:00 No.606451

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)05:57:00 No.606451

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>606447
Well, you just beat a golden messiah.
And I'm pretty sure that was the only godlike being in that giant robot.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)05:57:07 No.606452

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)05:57:07 No.606452

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>606447

King picks up the lich's phylactery off the floor and crushes it in the lich's face.

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)05:58:28 No.606453

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)05:58:28 No.606453

>>606368
>>606369
Soon™

gotta finish the end comic first I guess

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)05:58:58 No.606454

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)05:58:58 No.606454

>>606453
kewl

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)05:59:45 No.606455

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)05:59:45 No.606455

>>606453
looking forward to it

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:02:17 No.606457

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:02:17 No.606457

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>>606449
"Hmmm, seems we're at an impasse. Let's decide this by seeing who makes a better argument for themselves...you there"

"Yes my liege?"

"Go fetch this lich's phylactery"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:03:17 No.606458

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:03:17 No.606458

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>606457
>"Go fetch this lich's phylactery"
good luck with that

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)06:04:04 No.606459

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)06:04:04 No.606459

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>606457
do we have a dead mentor we can summon as a spirit for the trial?
Otherwise we're screwed

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)06:04:51 No.606460

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)06:04:51 No.606460

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>606457
magic mallet
use it

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:04:57 No.606461

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:04:57 No.606461

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>606457
make the lich and smiling one fight, winner gets the pregnant whore

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:06:53 No.606462

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:06:53 No.606462

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>>606458
"Here you go my lord, the paladins detected this rock inside that crater lake over there"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:07:54 No.606463

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:07:54 No.606463

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606462
>>606461

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:08:08 No.606464

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:08:08 No.606464

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>606462
cheaters

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:08:15 No.606465

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:08:15 No.606465

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>606462
We say that the Barbarians are evil and have been raining down meteors and raising the undead. We even say that the Barbarians are plotting to unleash a meteor on the Kingdom right now.

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/21/16(Wed)06:08:25 No.606466

Business Orc (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/21/16(Wed)06:08:25 No.606466

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>606462
heeeeey that's our gem

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)06:08:35 No.606467

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)06:08:35 No.606467

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>606462
woops. His hand slipped the philactery is fucked

E-Orc (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:10:26 No.606468

E-Orc (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:10:26 No.606468

>>606466
Our gem is red with no glow

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:10:51 No.606469

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:10:51 No.606469

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>606465
>Barbarians are evil
stereotypes are evil, we are not

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:10:56 No.606470

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:10:56 No.606470

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>>606465
"That sounds plausible"

"THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT" Yelled a bunch of captured barbarians

"WE ARE CLEARLY SECRETLY DOING A RITUAL OF NOT SUMMONING A GIANT METEOR TO DROP DOWN ON THE KINGDOM"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:11:32 No.606472

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:11:32 No.606472

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606470
>>606461

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:12:25 No.606474

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:12:25 No.606474

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>606470
meanwhile in space, the meteor spirit drill has managed to destroy several planets

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:12:40 No.606475

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:12:40 No.606475

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>606470
THEY ARE JUST BEING RACIST TO US, WE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN'
WE ARE MOST CULTURED OUT OF THESE SAVAGES
We just low throw rocks...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:20:23 No.606476

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:20:23 No.606476

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>>606474
[Extremly high budget CGI]

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:21:25 No.606477

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:21:25 No.606477

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>606476
The King then hears the Barbarian side of the argument here and makes his final decision
>>606475

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:21:27 No.606478

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:21:27 No.606478

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606476
aliens got pissed

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:21:41 No.606479

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:21:41 No.606479

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>606476
Maybe one day it will pierce the heavens.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)06:21:55 No.606480

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)06:21:55 No.606480

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>606476
The Liche escaped during the cutscene.

The phylactery is just a cardboard cutout. So is the guard.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:24:08 No.606481

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:24:08 No.606481

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>>606479
Maybe one day...one day...

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:25:27 No.606482

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:25:27 No.606482

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>606481
the ayy lmaos get MAD

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:25:52 No.606483

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:25:52 No.606483

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606481
flashbacks ends on this positive note and you feel better already

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:26:19 No.606484

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:26:19 No.606484

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>606481
And on that day a skeketon will be gifted with really coll sunglasses.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:28:47 No.606486

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:28:47 No.606486

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>>606482
"This is no longer ayy lmao"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:29:25 No.606487

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:29:25 No.606487

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606486
end flashback
WHOOOOOOOOSH

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:30:03 No.606488

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:30:03 No.606488

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606486
but that's story for another day
end flashback on cliffhanger, back to today
feel better about yourself

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:31:32 No.606492

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:31:32 No.606492

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606486
Resolve the wife & baby before you end the flashback

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:32:42 No.606494

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:32:42 No.606494

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>>606488
Perhaps you'll remember the rest later

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)06:33:03 No.606495

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)06:33:03 No.606495

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>606486

End the flashback with the phylactery being destroyed

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)06:33:19 No.606496

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)06:33:19 No.606496

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>606486
Alien god smites the other gods. They allowed this

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:33:39 No.606497

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:33:39 No.606497

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>606494
or not
ignorance is a bliss
now try to leave and find some cute girls to hit on

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:33:58 No.606498

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:33:58 No.606498

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>606494
Later being right now

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:34:13 No.606499

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:34:13 No.606499

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>606494
The guard escorts us back inside so we get back to work.
In space, the ayy lmaos have been preparing an invasion

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)06:34:37 No.606500

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)06:34:37 No.606500

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>606494
You remember draggos getting anally penetrated

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:37:01 No.606502

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:37:01 No.606502

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>>606498
WOOOOOAAAAGGGGHHHH

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:37:35 No.606503

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:37:35 No.606503

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>606502
OH SHIT
WHOOOOOOOOOOSH

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:38:12 No.606504

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:38:12 No.606504

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606502
guard knocks you out cause you are being weird again

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:38:15 No.606505

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:38:15 No.606505

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>606502
Now where were we?

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:39:37 No.606506

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:39:37 No.606506

>>606504
>100 again
what the fuck going on really for past 2 days

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:40:00 No.606507

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:40:00 No.606507

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>>606504
OH SHIT NIGGER YOU CAN"T CONTOL NPCSSSSsssssss.....

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:40:47 No.606508

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:40:47 No.606508

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606507
The flashback starts again, but this time there are a bunch of weird flying saucers in the sky

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)06:42:16 No.606509

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)06:42:16 No.606509

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>606507
>>606495

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:42:24 No.606510

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:42:24 No.606510

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>606507
>implying guard will just stand and look at weird elf for whole day while that is on the mind trip
well I guess there are not TVs out there yet

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:43:35 No.606513

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:43:35 No.606513

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>>606508
Nigga what did I jsut say about trying to control NPCs

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:44:30 No.606515

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:44:30 No.606515

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>606513
muh waifu
also I was trying to make plot happen

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:44:54 No.606517

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:44:54 No.606517

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>606513
Resume flashback plot

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:44:55 No.606518

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:44:55 No.606518

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>606513
king lets you keep wife and baby, she slips and misscarriages

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)06:45:26 No.606519

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)06:45:26 No.606519

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>606513
>>606517

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:45:51 No.606520

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:45:51 No.606520

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>606513
you are high, you can do EVERYTHING

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:47:55 No.606522

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:47:55 No.606522

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>>606517
"Let's settle this the classic way. You, smiling elf, and you, barbarian lich. Fight eachother"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:48:46 No.606523

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:48:46 No.606523

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>606522
I'M FIGHTING FOR MUH WAIFUUUUUUUU
WE PUNCH THE LICH RIGHT IN THE FACE

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:49:28 No.606526

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:49:28 No.606526

Rolled 55 (1d100)

Activate Super Elf Powers

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)06:50:08 No.606527

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)06:50:08 No.606527

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606522

The fight was brutal and epic so that King cry in manly tears.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:50:16 No.606528

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:50:16 No.606528

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>606522
easy

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:50:34 No.606529

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:50:34 No.606529

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>606522
Fuck mobile posting
Ima just reroll and reply this time

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)06:54:14 No.606530

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)06:54:14 No.606530

Sigh.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)06:56:22 No.606533

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)06:56:22 No.606533

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>>606527
"Nice try knife ears, now get to fighting"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)06:57:20 No.606535

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)06:57:20 No.606535

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>606533
Activate Super Elf Powers

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:57:29 No.606536

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:57:29 No.606536

>>606533
smiling one misses a dropkick on the lich and accidentally dropkicks unborn demigod.
Lich declares himself victror swears eternal loyalty to the king

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)06:57:30 No.606537

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)06:57:30 No.606537

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>606533
barbarian boringly punches elf into submission cause that's real damn easy, cause elves are wusses
this got old awhile ago

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)06:57:53 No.606538

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)06:57:53 No.606538

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>606533
WE FIGHT WITH OUR DRUG INDUCED POWERS WHILE SMILING
DO >>606535 THIS

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)06:58:10 No.606540

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)06:58:10 No.606540

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>606533
Play murderball

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)06:58:30 No.606542

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)06:58:30 No.606542

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>606536
>>606533

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)06:59:38 No.606543

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)06:59:38 No.606543

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>606533

"Noo....! That Barbarian Lich... is actually my half-brother!!!"

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:00:57 No.606545

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:00:57 No.606545

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>>606538

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)07:01:30 No.606546

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)07:01:30 No.606546

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606536
>>606545

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:01:49 No.606547

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:01:49 No.606547

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606545
Rip and tear the Lich

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:03:36 No.606548

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:03:36 No.606548

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>>606546
I swear to ass if I have to repeat you can't control NPCs one more time I'm gonna ignore your posts

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:04:52 No.606549

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:04:52 No.606549

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>606548
Well anyway
RIP AND TEAR THE LICH

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)07:05:48 No.606550

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)07:05:48 No.606550

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>606548
thats told some other fag that, I have done it only that one time nigger
thought it would be funny to have the barbs most powerful guy betray them
either way dropkick baby accidentally

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)07:06:00 No.606551

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)07:06:00 No.606551

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>606548

Shoot green eye lasers at the rock the king is holding

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:06:07 No.606552

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:06:07 No.606552

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606548
Fight lefts elf as miserable as he is today
the end of flashback

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:06:40 No.606553

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:06:40 No.606553

>>606550
Tis is a message to everyone you mong

Anonymous (ID: OZU6cijM)
09/21/16(Wed)07:09:54 No.606555

Anonymous (ID: OZU6cijM) 09/21/16(Wed)07:09:54 No.606555

... i took berry's virginity

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:10:56 No.606557

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:10:56 No.606557

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>>606549
Fight fight fight

>>606555
'k

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)07:12:28 No.606559

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)07:12:28 No.606559

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>606557
dropkick the lich, miss and hit the baby

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:12:44 No.606561

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:12:44 No.606561

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>606557
elves are weaksause

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:13:06 No.606562

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:13:06 No.606562

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>606557
Fight for your wife
Fight for your people
FIGHT FOR REVENGE

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:18:17 No.606566

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:18:17 No.606566

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>>606562

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)07:18:27 No.606567

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)07:18:27 No.606567

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>606557

Suplex!!!!!

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:19:59 No.606569

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:19:59 No.606569

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>606566
fast forward to end of flashback

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)07:20:11 No.606570

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)07:20:11 No.606570

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>606566
MUH WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KEEP PUNCHING UNTIL THE LICH'S FACE CAN'T BE RECOGNIZED

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:20:23 No.606571

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:20:23 No.606571

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606566
Crush his skull against the ground beneath you

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:24:43 No.606574

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:24:43 No.606574

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>>606569
"How surprising, the elf won. Welp, that's the end of that barbarian"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:25:33 No.606575

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:25:33 No.606575

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>606574
RiP Unnamed Lich

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:25:57 No.606576

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:25:57 No.606576

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606574
that's the end of flashback? why are we sad then again

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:29:07 No.606578

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:29:07 No.606578

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>>606575
"Right, now let's throw away the remains of this roc---whoops"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)07:30:08 No.606581

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)07:30:08 No.606581

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>606578
CRY OUT
MUH WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)07:31:47 No.606582

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)07:31:47 No.606582

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>606578
Become the sad one

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:32:20 No.606583

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:32:20 No.606583

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>606578
and that's why we are Sad One, I got it.
now back to reality, ya wuss

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:32:40 No.606584

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:32:40 No.606584

Oh shit gotta eat dinner, be back in a bit

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:47:04 No.606586

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:47:04 No.606586

Alright who's still here

Anonymous (ID: OZU6cijM)
09/21/16(Wed)07:47:08 No.606587

Anonymous (ID: OZU6cijM) 09/21/16(Wed)07:47:08 No.606587

K biby

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)07:48:19 No.606588

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)07:48:19 No.606588

>>606586
here

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)07:50:01 No.606590

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)07:50:01 No.606590

>>606586
Should probably sleep but here

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:52:47 No.606591

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:52:47 No.606591

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>>606581
[cri]

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)07:53:45 No.606592

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)07:53:45 No.606592

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>606591
>>606583

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)07:53:50 No.606593

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)07:53:50 No.606593

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>606591
end flashback
lament the loss of your child

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3)
09/21/16(Wed)07:54:31 No.606595

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3) 09/21/16(Wed)07:54:31 No.606595

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>606591
King. You suck. This isnt funny at all.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)07:55:16 No.606596

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)07:55:16 No.606596

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>606591
meh

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)07:57:36 No.606598

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)07:57:36 No.606598

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>>606592

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)07:58:36 No.606599

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)07:58:36 No.606599

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606598
We're too sad to work and to sad to move
we assume the fetal position

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:01:24 No.606600

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:01:24 No.606600

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>>606599
>

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:02:22 No.606601

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:02:22 No.606601

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>606600
Cry self to sleep

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:03:58 No.606603

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:03:58 No.606603

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606600

We Sad One become Angry One because of the flashback.

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3)
09/21/16(Wed)08:04:05 No.606604

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3) 09/21/16(Wed)08:04:05 No.606604

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606600
Owner kicks you

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:04:52 No.606606

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:04:52 No.606606

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>>606601
"ey! No sleeping on the job, knife ears" The guard kicks you from your sadness induced sleep

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)08:05:43 No.606607

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)08:05:43 No.606607

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>606606
become an hero

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3)
09/21/16(Wed)08:06:12 No.606608

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3) 09/21/16(Wed)08:06:12 No.606608

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>606606
Your homocidal tendencies reawaken

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:06:15 No.606609

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:06:15 No.606609

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>606606
get mad
kick the guard back and GET FUCKING ANGRY
BECOME THE MAD ONE

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:09:10 No.606612

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:09:10 No.606612

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>>606609
"Oooh? House elf got an attitude"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)08:09:58 No.606613

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)08:09:58 No.606613

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>606612
nope your depression comes back even harder

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:09:58 No.606614

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:09:58 No.606614

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606612
GET UP
IT'S TIME TO GET MAD
PUNCH EM IN THE FACE

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:13:11 No.606619

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:13:11 No.606619

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>>606613

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:13:48 No.606620

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:13:48 No.606620

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606619
flood the mansion with your tears

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:15:13 No.606621

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:15:13 No.606621

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>606619
"WUSS"
you hear from afar

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:16:11 No.606622

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:16:11 No.606622

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>606619

He become so depressed that everybody in his surrounding become depressed too.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:19:16 No.606625

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:19:16 No.606625

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>>606621
"You're gonna have to clean that up"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:20:09 No.606628

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:20:09 No.606628

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606625
actually go and clean that up
~~YA WUSS~~

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:20:13 No.606629

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:20:13 No.606629

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606625
>>606620
keep crying like a bitch nigga so we flood the house

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)08:20:18 No.606631

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)08:20:18 No.606631

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>606625
check on the other house servants
maybe there's cute maids we can bully

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)08:20:32 No.606632

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)08:20:32 No.606632

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>606625
>>606622
I spupport this Idea,
awaken your latent powers of emotional manipulation of others

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:22:11 No.606633

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:22:11 No.606633

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>606625

The guard become infected by Sad One's depression.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:22:33 No.606634

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:22:33 No.606634

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>>606628
[Totally not Reusing assets]

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:24:01 No.606635

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:24:01 No.606635

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>606634
you run out of tears

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:24:27 No.606636

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:24:27 No.606636

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>606634
it becomes impossible to clean because you keep crying
we start to affect the others with depression too

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)08:25:32 No.606637

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)08:25:32 No.606637

>looks at thread
>see's that barbarians are trying to fuck everything up for no reason

Yup, checks out.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:26:37 No.606639

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:26:37 No.606639

>>606637
hey, I'm trying to help here
It's Canon who has murder boner for everything

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:26:48 No.606640

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:26:48 No.606640

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>>606635
Yep, not reusing assets at all

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:28:11 No.606641

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:28:11 No.606641

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>606640

He got the vision from his God.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:28:15 No.606642

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:28:15 No.606642

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>606640
We manage to clean everything up, but we shed one single final tear

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)08:28:31 No.606643

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)08:28:31 No.606643

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>606640
I bet those tears are nutritious. Drink some of them.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:28:56 No.606646

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:28:56 No.606646

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>606640
oh come on, you can find new girl no problem
hey, isn't that famous Idol's of Kingdom magazine over there? With hot chicks?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:31:35 No.606649

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:31:35 No.606649

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>>606643
YOu slurped up your tears from the floor

"Well that's one way to clean it"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:32:15 No.606650

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:32:15 No.606650

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>606649
we try to find a new waifu from the other house servants

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:32:50 No.606653

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:32:50 No.606653

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>606649
>>606646
also nearby there is weaboo mag for 2D drawn girls

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:34:30 No.606655

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:34:30 No.606655

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>>606653
Huh, magazine

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:35:08 No.606657

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:35:08 No.606657

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606655
head to the bathroom and read the magazine

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)08:35:55 No.606658

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)08:35:55 No.606658

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>606655

Eat magazine

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:36:41 No.606659

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:36:41 No.606659

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606655

Lick the magazine.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:37:59 No.606660

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:37:59 No.606660

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>>606657
And so you headed to the slave bathroom

A hole behind a rock far out in the garden

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:39:37 No.606661

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:39:37 No.606661

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>606660

Gain exp from the magazine.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:39:37 No.606662

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:39:37 No.606662

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>606660
Being influenced by magazine you want to start cooking career.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)08:40:20 No.606664

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)08:40:20 No.606664

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>606660

Consume the magazine as loudly as possible.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:42:25 No.606666

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:42:25 No.606666

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>>606662
Perhaps yous hould ask for a position as a kutchen elf

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:44:15 No.606667

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:44:15 No.606667

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>606666
I mean think about it, a lot of food. Goal in life. ~~Chance to poison king as revenge~~
It's pretty nice idea to distract yourself from sadness.
Also there is always plenty of salt.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)08:44:30 No.606668

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)08:44:30 No.606668

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>606666

Eat the magazine in order the judge how it tastes.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/21/16(Wed)08:44:53 No.606669

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/21/16(Wed)08:44:53 No.606669

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>606666
>>606667
It's time to become Elf Gordon Ramsay

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)08:44:58 No.606670

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)08:44:58 No.606670

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>606666

No you should actually work as assassin because cooking and killing is same thing.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:46:17 No.606671

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:46:17 No.606671

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>>606668
Tastes like paper

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:46:37 No.606672

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:46:37 No.606672

>>606669
I'd prefer the name of Mysterious Gourmet.

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)08:47:14 No.606673

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)08:47:14 No.606673

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>606671
check on the other house servants already

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:47:43 No.606675

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:47:43 No.606675

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>606671
Well we found out that our taste buds are in working condition.
Let's set our mission to become a royal chef!
Go and beg to become kitchen helper for starters.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)08:51:26 No.606679

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)08:51:26 No.606679

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606671
>>606675

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:51:45 No.606681

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:51:45 No.606681

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>>606673
Ah yes, the other house servants, like....this bald elf who's sweeping

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)08:52:52 No.606682

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)08:52:52 No.606682

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>606681
use your authority to make him sweep harder

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:53:11 No.606683

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:53:11 No.606683

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>606681
Ask him where you can find kitchen?

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)08:53:40 No.606684

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)08:53:40 No.606684

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606681
why is he bald? Did we ever get that dildo out our ass anyway?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:54:44 No.606685

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:54:44 No.606685

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>>606682
"How about you go suck dick harder. Asshole"

wow rude

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)08:55:39 No.606686

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)08:55:39 No.606686

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606685
Ask him why he's bald

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)08:57:12 No.606688

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)08:57:12 No.606688

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>606685
>>606683

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)08:58:46 No.606691

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)08:58:46 No.606691

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>>606686
"I always hated having long hair, that shit was annoying back in the forest. Now My head feels breezy as fuck"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:00:21 No.606693

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:00:21 No.606693

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>606691
>>606683

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)09:00:22 No.606694

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)09:00:22 No.606694

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>606691
Think to yourself about how much of a race traitor and degenerate he is and move on.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:00:47 No.606695

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:00:47 No.606695

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>606691

>>606693

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:01:23 No.606696

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:01:23 No.606696

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>606691

Go to the kitchen ~~make some broth~~

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:03:28 No.606699

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:03:28 No.606699

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>>606694
"doo doo doo, elf rap sucked anywaaayyyy~"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:03:46 No.606700

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:03:46 No.606700

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>606696
>~~broth~~
FUCK YEAH BROTH
TIME TO MAKE QUALITY BROTH NIGGAS
Have a rock, anon

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:04:50 No.606701

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:04:50 No.606701

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>606699
Fuck that faggot, LET'S COOK SOME BROTH
Become kitchen apprentice

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:05:15 No.606702

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:05:15 No.606702

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>606700

leave it by the manlet prince's grave

>>606699

Time for broth

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:08:02 No.606705

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:08:02 No.606705

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>>606702
As you enter the kitchen, the cook asks what are you doing here

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:09:16 No.606708

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:09:16 No.606708

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>606705
I WANNA BECOME A COOK
AND START A NEW LIFE
come on, show him your backbone

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:10:39 No.606710

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:10:39 No.606710

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>606705

I want to learn to cook meals so great the king will allow us to become official citizens of the kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:12:44 No.606712

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:12:44 No.606712

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>>606710
"A noble mission, perhaps you could start by helping me around the kitchen. First things first...go wash the dishes"

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:14:12 No.606714

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:14:12 No.606714

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>606712
Are you related to the king or do all old people just have the same mustache and hair style?

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:15:24 No.606716

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:15:24 No.606716

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>606712

Wash those dishes ~~with your tears~~

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:15:45 No.606718

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:15:45 No.606718

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606712

Wash the shit out of those dishes...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:16:07 No.606719

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:16:07 No.606719

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>606712
WASH DEM DISHES

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:17:20 No.606722

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:17:20 No.606722

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>>606718

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:19:27 No.606725

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:19:27 No.606725

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>606722
It's great success!

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:19:35 No.606726

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:19:35 No.606726

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>606722

Dishes are now clean. Check with the chef for your next task.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:21:02 No.606727

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:21:02 No.606727

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>606722

You masterfully clean the dishes...

Report in with boss-man...

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO)
09/21/16(Wed)09:21:04 No.606728

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO) 09/21/16(Wed)09:21:04 No.606728

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>606722
Try Talk to tree god in secret.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:22:22 No.606729

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:22:22 No.606729

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>606722
You clean that shit so hard they're spotless and shiny and lickety clean

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:31:59 No.606734

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:31:59 No.606734

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>>606726
"Alright, now go and pick up the groceries outside"

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:33:45 No.606739

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:33:45 No.606739

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>606734

Go outside, pick all of the groceries and then some.

MAXIMUM EFFORT

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:33:51 No.606740

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:33:51 No.606740

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>606734
You go and do that.
Gotta get a purpose of life, which is work.
This brights your thoughts.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:34:09 No.606741

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:34:09 No.606741

>>606734

Elf: Go outside...

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:35:12 No.606742

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:35:12 No.606742

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>606741

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:35:16 No.606743

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:35:16 No.606743

I'm afk, good luck with current thread vector
Let's make this elf worth something.
~~there should have at least ONE decent elf~~

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:38:31 No.606748

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:38:31 No.606748

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>>606740
Sadness...slowly...disappearing

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)09:39:03 No.606749

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)09:39:03 No.606749

>>606748
what next chief chef

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:39:21 No.606750

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:39:21 No.606750

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>606748

Deliver groceries and ask the head chef for the next task

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)09:39:47 No.606751

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)09:39:47 No.606751

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>606748
BELIEVE IN YOUR GOAL
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
BELIEVE IN HARDWORK
Also fuck yeah, fried potatos rule
BELIEVE IN MEAT

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO)
09/21/16(Wed)09:41:07 No.606752

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO) 09/21/16(Wed)09:41:07 No.606752

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>606748
Realize we still don't fully know what happened to our girl and child.

Switch to rage.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:41:48 No.606753

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:41:48 No.606753

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>606748

Elf: Complete task, request new task...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:43:50 No.606758

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:43:50 No.606758

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>>606750
"Now find out where the terrorists a--AHEM--I mean go and peel the potatoes"

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO)
09/21/16(Wed)09:44:47 No.606759

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO) 09/21/16(Wed)09:44:47 No.606759

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606758
Start secretly searching for these apparent terrorists.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:44:51 No.606760

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:44:51 No.606760

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606758

You peel the terrorist potatoes. Ask if you should also peel the carrots, if so do that as well.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)09:45:17 No.606761

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)09:45:17 No.606761

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606758
the potatoes remind you of your unborn child
Sadness returns

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:45:58 No.606762

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:45:58 No.606762

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606758

Elf: Go peel those terrorist potatoes on the double...

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:47:47 No.606763

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:47:47 No.606763

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>606758
You're not the king are you?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:47:56 No.606765

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:47:56 No.606765

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>>606761
Sad peel

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:49:07 No.606766

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:49:07 No.606766

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>606765
Your tears enrich the flavor of the potatoes because of just how right their saltiness are

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:49:27 No.606767

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:49:27 No.606767

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606765

Stop feeling emotions and finish your job...

If you start crying the terrorist potatoes win...

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)09:49:27 No.606768

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)09:49:27 No.606768

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606765

Peeled ALL POTAOES while being sad.

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO)
09/21/16(Wed)09:49:41 No.606769

Anonymous (ID: uVd9FcgO) 09/21/16(Wed)09:49:41 No.606769

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>606765
Think about how this is the kingdoms fault.

Fury peel.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:49:50 No.606770

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:49:50 No.606770

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>606765
>>606760

Become happier thanks to a job well done.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:51:50 No.606772

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:51:50 No.606772

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>>606770

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)09:52:49 No.606774

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)09:52:49 No.606774

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>606772

Elf: Report back in with the chef

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)09:54:00 No.606776

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)09:54:00 No.606776

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>606772

Finish peeling the terrorist potatoes, granting you a win against the vile tubers. This makes you even happier. Request another task from the head chef.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)09:54:45 No.606778

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)09:54:45 No.606778

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>606772
>>606776

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)09:58:54 No.606783

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)09:58:54 No.606783

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>>606774
"Yes, yes, very good. Now go chop the onions"

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)10:00:04 No.606784

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)10:00:04 No.606784

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>606783
you can't fool us king
embrace your sadness, become one with it

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:00:46 No.606785

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:00:46 No.606785

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>606783

You chop the onions at an incredible speed. So fast actually that they're unable to make you cry.
This impresses the head chef and makes you happier.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)10:01:54 No.606786

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)10:01:54 No.606786

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>606783
You chop the shit out of those onions trying hard not to cry. You cry anyway

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:02:03 No.606788

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:02:03 No.606788

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>606783

Elf: Chop those kingdom-damned onions like your life depended on it...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:03:31 No.606789

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:03:31 No.606789

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>>606784
Cut, cut. Of course it's the King you dumbass. But you're not suppose to point that out! We're on a tight budget goddamnit, we can't hire anymore actors!

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)10:04:59 No.606792

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)10:04:59 No.606792

>>606789
>See the King
>Remember the flashback
>It ain't me plays
Cry hard while chopping those onions

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:05:33 No.606794

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:05:33 No.606794

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>606789

Is that why the manlets were laid off?

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)10:05:59 No.606795

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)10:05:59 No.606795

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>606792
FUCK BASKETS

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:06:20 No.606796

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:06:20 No.606796

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>606789

OP: Open Patreon Account to help with hiring new actors...

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)10:06:41 No.606797

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)10:06:41 No.606797

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>606789
fine then
lets use our tiny amount of happiness to muster the energy to make an escape and bolt for the forrest

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:09:44 No.606802

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:09:44 No.606802

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>>606794
No shit! We had to let them go, just this motherfucker is expensive enough already. And the flashback effects in this episode? That shit aint cheap.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:11:08 No.606805

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:11:08 No.606805

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>606802

Alright then, moving on.

>>606785

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:11:15 No.606806

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:11:15 No.606806

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>606802
back to chopping the onions, people come on
we need to make a good broth

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)10:12:06 No.606807

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)10:12:06 No.606807

Rolled 30124422489 (1d100000000000)

>>606802

Ok I give you extra funding. It is equal to my dice rolls...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:14:21 No.606810

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:14:21 No.606810

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>>606806
Chop chop chop chop

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:15:13 No.606812

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:15:13 No.606812

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606810
>>606785

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:16:20 No.606814

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:16:20 No.606814

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>606810
~~we actually cooking dinner to entire filming crew~~
ahem, where was I
oh yeah, job well done
NOW MAKE BROTH

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:16:50 No.606815

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:16:50 No.606815

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>606810

Elf: Deliver chopped onions to your Chef-King, ask for new task...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:21:54 No.606822

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:21:54 No.606822

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>>606812
"Good job, here's a giant snek head, go and make some snek broth"

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)10:23:18 No.606825

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)10:23:18 No.606825

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>606822
You broth the shit out that giant snek head

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:23:19 No.606826

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:23:19 No.606826

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>606822

You make broth. Turns out you're a natural at cooking. This makes you genuinely happy for a change and marks the beginning of your new life as an apprentice chef. Chef King is most impressed.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:23:48 No.606827

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:23:48 No.606827

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>606822
Make real nice broth
tastes like a chicken

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:25:02 No.606829

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:25:02 No.606829

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>606822

Elf: Be happy, you are now officially cooking something...

Elf: Make a fantastic Broth...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:25:39 No.606830

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:25:39 No.606830

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>>606825
And now...we wait

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:26:31 No.606831

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:26:31 No.606831

>>606830

The broth is amazing. Turns out you're a natural at cooking. This makes you genuinely happy for a change and marks the beginning of your new life as an apprentice chef. Chef King is most pleased.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)10:27:15 No.606832

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)10:27:15 No.606832

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>606830
>>606831

Cry unto the broth to give it that special salty taste

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:27:33 No.606833

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:27:33 No.606833

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>606831

fug

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:27:48 No.606834

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:27:48 No.606834

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>606830

Elf: Be diligent, guard and tend to that broth as if it were your own child...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:28:09 No.606835

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:28:09 No.606835

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>606830
Get a bit happier, but follow instructions closely.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)10:30:30 No.606839

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)10:30:30 No.606839

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>606830
Keep an eye on the broth until it's done.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:32:51 No.606842

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:32:51 No.606842

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>>606831
"I am most pleased. I'll ask the master later if you can become an apprentice in the kitchen"

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:34:02 No.606843

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:34:02 No.606843

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>606842

Ask the head chef for further cooking lessons.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:34:25 No.606844

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:34:25 No.606844

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>606842
You got a new skills, new job and place in the society.
You are no longer a Sad One.
You are now MYSTERIOUS GOURMENT! The aspiring cook!
TROMBE!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:38:04 No.606846

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:38:04 No.606846

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>>606844
Your new lot in life doesn't make you pupular with the other elves. Especially the field slaves ones.

"FUCKING HOUSE ELF"

"RACE TRAITOR"

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)10:39:10 No.606847

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)10:39:10 No.606847

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>606846
Go rest in the courtyard and sit next to a tree

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:39:51 No.606848

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:39:51 No.606848

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>606846
Feed them with good food, that should work.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:40:20 No.606850

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:40:20 No.606850

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>606846

Feed them broth and tell them of your plan to free them by falling in the king's graces through his stomach.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:44:14 No.606856

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:44:14 No.606856

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>>606847
"HOOOOOUUUUUUSEEEE EEEEEEELFFFFF" yelled the field elves

"Get down from there knife ears" yelled a guard

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:45:16 No.606858

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:45:16 No.606858

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>606856

Ponder on new dishes and how to make them. Also >>606850

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:46:05 No.606859

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:46:05 No.606859

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>606856
Set your goal of winning freedom of your people with your cooking.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:48:19 No.606861

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:48:19 No.606861

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>>606858
Skeptical elves are skeptical

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)10:50:39 No.606866

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)10:50:39 No.606866

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>606861

"EAT IT FAGGOT!!!"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:50:50 No.606867

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:50:50 No.606867

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>606861
but broth is so good, they believe in you.
"Still more useful than endlessly crying baby you were" they say

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:50:50 No.606868

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:50:50 No.606868

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>606861

Elf: Aren't you an indentured servant of some kind? Don't you have duties to attend to?

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:53:06 No.606873

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:53:06 No.606873

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>606861
>>606867

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)10:54:43 No.606876

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)10:54:43 No.606876

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>>606868
"We're on lunch break"

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)10:56:50 No.606882

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)10:56:50 No.606882

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606876
Check my new cooking skills then, I promise it's edible. Tested by chief.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)10:56:57 No.606885

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)10:56:57 No.606885

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>606876

They eat your broth and approve of it. They will help you on your quest.

You shall become the Smiling Gourmet, one who brings joy through cooking, but for now you must practice and ponder on new recipes.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)10:58:35 No.606889

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)10:58:35 No.606889

I would come up with a sick rhyme but I'm not that good

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)10:59:00 No.606890

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)10:59:00 No.606890

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>606876

Elf: Charisma roll on other Elves. Stoke the cinders of hope fading in their breasts into a raging inferno. Make them believe in you...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:01:48 No.606893

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:01:48 No.606893

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>>606885
NIgga what did I say about trying to control NPCs? Dont make me shoot this elf

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:03:38 No.606898

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:03:38 No.606898

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>606893
you won't shoot him, he is valuable actor
where else you can find such crying machine

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:04:11 No.606899

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:04:11 No.606899

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606893

Elf: Convince elves to eat vegetable + snek slurry...

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:04:15 No.606900

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:04:15 No.606900

>>606893

Are you sure that you have enough money for bullets?

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:05:40 No.606904

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:05:40 No.606904

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606893

Fine. Just give them the fucking broth and become the Smiling Gourmet anyway with or without their help.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:05:52 No.606905

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:05:52 No.606905

>>606900

Are you willing to bet an elf's life that that's just a prop gun?

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)11:06:37 No.606907

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)11:06:37 No.606907

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>606893
Well if it's just a random elf at least it's not the current protagonist. Also look in the grass for some stuff we could use. Drugs for example.

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:07:54 No.606910

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:07:54 No.606910

>>606905

Maybe...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:07:56 No.606911

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:07:56 No.606911

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>>606899
nom

Anonymous (ID: F2bokm/1)
09/21/16(Wed)11:08:39 No.606914

Anonymous (ID: F2bokm/1) 09/21/16(Wed)11:08:39 No.606914

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>606893
OP shoots self instead.

Anonymous (ID: F2bokm/1)
09/21/16(Wed)11:10:27 No.606920

Anonymous (ID: F2bokm/1) 09/21/16(Wed)11:10:27 No.606920

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>606911
Imagine running off with the King and making a life together.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)11:10:31 No.606921

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)11:10:31 No.606921

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>606911
Go back to the kitchen and look at different recipes.

Anonymous (ID: oeqSopDK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:10:36 No.606922

Anonymous (ID: oeqSopDK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:10:36 No.606922

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>606911
Whadya think?

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:10:40 No.606923

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:10:40 No.606923

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>606911

"Like it?"

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:11:15 No.606925

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:11:15 No.606925

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>606911

Elf: Await other Elf's reaction to eating your stew. Hopefully he isn't allergic to snek...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:12:08 No.606927

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:12:08 No.606927

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>606911
Is it good?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:16:05 No.606940

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:16:05 No.606940

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>>606921
As you head inside to gawk at recipes, you can ehar the field elves say : "It's okay"

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:17:38 No.606947

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:17:38 No.606947

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>606940
Forbidden Meals

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:18:05 No.606949

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:18:05 No.606949

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>606940
master recipes lock in confirm

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:18:24 No.606951

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:18:24 No.606951

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606940

You decide to become the Smiling Gourmet, one who brings joy through cooking, but for now you must practice and ponder on new recipes in order to impress the Chef King. Begin by strengthening your bases

That being said, I like you OP but you're a fickle asshole. Have some more salt.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)11:19:11 No.606956

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)11:19:11 No.606956

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>606940
Le start with something short and sweet. Beginners cook book.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:19:31 No.606957

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:19:31 No.606957

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>606940

Elf: Inspire him with tales of your dreams and goals while he eats...

OP: Roll a die to see how well the protag does?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:20:31 No.606961

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:20:31 No.606961

>>606951
>I like you OP
Me too, anon

I like me too

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:22:20 No.606965

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:22:20 No.606965

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>>606947
Are you sure?! Do you dare delve into this tome of forbidden and dangerous recipes?!

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:23:05 No.606966

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:23:05 No.606966

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>606965
nah, Master Recipes lock in confirm

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:23:15 No.606968

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:23:15 No.606968

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>606965

Hell no we don't even know the basics of cooking. Start with the beginner's cookbook.

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:23:42 No.606969

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:23:42 No.606969

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>606965

FUCK YES!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)11:23:51 No.606970

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)11:23:51 No.606970

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>606965
Personally I think we should start with the beginners cook book but this sounds interesting. Let's see what's inside.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:24:11 No.606971

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:24:11 No.606971

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>606965

Elf: "S-Surly one quick read wouldn't hurt anything..."

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:24:13 No.606972

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:24:13 No.606972

>>606968
Forbidden meals need not be hard, just forbidden. Maybe they are super easy!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:26:15 No.606977

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:26:15 No.606977

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>>606971
By the gods

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:27:25 No.606983

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:27:25 No.606983

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>606977

JESUS FUCK CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT!

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:28:00 No.606986

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:28:00 No.606986

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>606977
IT'S FULL OF FAST FOOD RECIPES
BURN BOOK WITH FIRE

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu)
09/21/16(Wed)11:28:55 No.606988

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu) 09/21/16(Wed)11:28:55 No.606988

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>606977
READ
ABSORB
LEAAAARN

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:28:57 No.606989

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:28:57 No.606989

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>606977

Elf: You have been touched by forces and knowledge that lie beyond the limits of mortal comprehension. You are, for lack of a better word, corrupted...

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/21/16(Wed)11:29:04 No.606991

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/21/16(Wed)11:29:04 No.606991

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>606977
Go to the beginners cook book. I want to learn to make parties damn it. Also put the book back where we found it.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:29:39 No.606992

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:29:39 No.606992

>>606989
welp, we had a good run guys.
RIP elves

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:31:06 No.606993

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:31:06 No.606993

>>606986

rock we may not see eye to eye and i may still be saltier than the dead sea, but we have to burn that fucking book and kill its author

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:33:12 No.606995

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:33:12 No.606995

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>>606986
"AHAHAHAAH! FOOL! YOU HAVE RELEASED ME FROM MY PRISON! NOW I AM FREE TO RUIN THE TASTEBUDS OF THE WORLD HAHAHAHA! GOOODBYYYYEEEEEEE"

Then the Dark Spirit disapears....into...uuh...darkness

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu)
09/21/16(Wed)11:33:43 No.606997

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu) 09/21/16(Wed)11:33:43 No.606997

>>606993
Not Saltier than me! My trip has 'the salty' in it. But I didn't make a code so anyone can slap it on.

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M)
09/21/16(Wed)11:34:07 No.606999

Anonymous (ID: GW+Z616M) 09/21/16(Wed)11:34:07 No.606999

>>606995
lol nigga it's just a book just stop reading it man. Put it back and go pick up the Beginner Book

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:34:37 No.607001

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:34:37 No.607001

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>606995

Elf: Begin repressing memories. Check on other elf...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:34:42 No.607002

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:34:42 No.607002

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>606995
act like nothing happened and grab those Master Recipes
>>606993
what left is to find author I guess

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/21/16(Wed)11:34:51 No.607003

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/21/16(Wed)11:34:51 No.607003

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>606995
prepare a Royale Cheese for the chef

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu)
09/21/16(Wed)11:35:11 No.607004

Anonymous (ID: KhLkcQdu) 09/21/16(Wed)11:35:11 No.607004

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>606995
Forge the darkness into a ring. The one to rule them all.

All being all taste buds.

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:35:14 No.607005

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:35:14 No.607005

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>606995
Look around to see if anyone else noticed what you just did.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:35:56 No.607006

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:35:56 No.607006

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>606995
>>606999

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:40:10 No.607011

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:40:10 No.607011

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>>607005
wuh oh

"...i'm telling"

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:42:16 No.607017

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:42:16 No.607017

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>607011

Elf: Quick, use your dashing elvish charm to defuse the situation...

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:42:37 No.607019

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:42:37 No.607019

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>607011

Go and (falsely) tell on the guy who saw you before he has the chance.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:43:02 No.607022

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:43:02 No.607022

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>607011
Cut his tongue

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)11:43:37 No.607023

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)11:43:37 No.607023

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>607011
Incapacitate him out

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)11:45:04 No.607032

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)11:45:04 No.607032

>>607022
Welp. He did start out as PsychoElf and has killed several innocents so I guess it's kind of fitting

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:45:12 No.607033

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:45:12 No.607033

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>607011

Rape him...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:46:53 No.607038

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:46:53 No.607038

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>>607022
He's resisting

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:47:21 No.607040

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:47:21 No.607040

>>607033

0_0

...

This escalated quickly...

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)11:47:44 No.607041

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)11:47:44 No.607041

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>607038
Just do it. We've done worse then this

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:48:06 No.607042

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:48:06 No.607042

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>607038
Eh, okay, I'm in a good mood, just say him to be silent about the accident, or you'll try harder next time.
Remind him of your time as PsychoElf

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:48:18 No.607043

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:48:18 No.607043

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>607038

Invoke back the gourmet darkness and try to seal it inside the elf.

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:48:27 No.607044

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:48:27 No.607044

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>607038
You whispter: "shhhh.... just let it happen... just let it happen..." playing into his lifetime of depression and the vague suicidal thoughts that have been in the back of his mind for years but he's been afraid to confront.

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/21/16(Wed)11:49:06 No.607045

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/21/16(Wed)11:49:06 No.607045

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>607038

We slowly go back as our old self.

>>607040

Well... it could mean either literaly or killing...

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:49:52 No.607049

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:49:52 No.607049

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>607038

Elf: Overpower and kill snitch. Bake him into a pie...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:51:49 No.607054

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:51:49 No.607054

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>>607042
"t-this isn't over! You'll pay for this!" then he runs off

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:53:55 No.607057

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:53:55 No.607057

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>607054
Ah, to be myself again
you are "happy" now
Now back to cooking practice

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)11:54:12 No.607060

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)11:54:12 No.607060

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>607054

You pull out a small black book. Open it to a page that reads "Enemies" at the top. Several names are listed, some crossed out. You add this gobs name to the bottom of the list.

p.s. funny other this is on opposite page

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)11:54:16 No.607061

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)11:54:16 No.607061

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>607054
Use the knife to slice your own face and give yourtself a permanent smile.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:54:47 No.607064

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:54:47 No.607064

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>607054

Elf: Study the art of cooking by reading beginner's cookbook...

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)11:54:50 No.607065

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)11:54:50 No.607065

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>607054
Look in the beginner cook book

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)11:55:51 No.607066

Anonymous (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)11:55:51 No.607066

>>607061
Jesus Christ man. Refrain your edginess.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)11:56:56 No.607069

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)11:56:56 No.607069

>>607066
he is bad influence on me

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)11:57:09 No.607072

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)11:57:09 No.607072

>>607066
No
I have decided that the smiling ones original psychosis shall reawaken and be much stronger
we murderer now

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)11:57:13 No.607073

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)11:57:13 No.607073

>>607066

>"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)11:57:19 No.607074

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)11:57:19 No.607074

>>607066

He just decided he should ruin everything for everyone.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)11:59:16 No.607079

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)11:59:16 No.607079

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>>607064
doot doot doo

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:00:26 No.607080

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:00:26 No.607080

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>607079
look for a book on cooking using people as ingredients

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:00:32 No.607081

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:00:32 No.607081

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>607079
It's actually real damn easy book
master it right away

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:01:04 No.607082

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:01:04 No.607082

>>607079

Thoroughly study the book and practice its recipes thus gaining a solid grasp of the basics, then move on to the intermediate volume.

Anonymous (ID: /rly2EDC)
09/21/16(Wed)12:01:16 No.607084

Anonymous (ID: /rly2EDC) 09/21/16(Wed)12:01:16 No.607084

Rolled 75, 36 = 111 (2d100)

>>607079
Rolling for learning

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)12:01:27 No.607085

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)12:01:27 No.607085

>>607081
dat roll

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:02:05 No.607088

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:02:05 No.607088

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>607082

whoops

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:03:27 No.607091

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:03:27 No.607091

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>>607081
Ding

Well that was easy

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:03:44 No.607093

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:03:44 No.607093

>>607085

Protag is well on his way to being a master chef...

By the way, does Protag have name?

Is slightly confusing just calling him Elf while other Elves are present...

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:03:52 No.607094

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:03:52 No.607094

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>607080
>>607091
and read the hell out of the book
remember elves were cannibals before becoming slaves

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:04:33 No.607097

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:04:33 No.607097

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>607091
move onto Master Recipes

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)12:04:45 No.607098

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)12:04:45 No.607098

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>607091
next book, whatever it was

realize it was written by an old friend, reminisce.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:04:51 No.607099

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:04:51 No.607099

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>607091

Pick up the intermediate one and study it.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:05:28 No.607101

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:05:28 No.607101

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>607091

Elf: Conduct practical test of new cooking knowledge before moving onto the more advanced tomes...

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:06:20 No.607104

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:06:20 No.607104

>>607093
he is the smiling one
or sad one depending on his mood

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:07:14 No.607106

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:07:14 No.607106

>>607104

Sad Elf it is...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:07:19 No.607108

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:07:19 No.607108

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>>607098
reminiscing.....

wooosh woooosh woooosh

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:08:31 No.607114

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:08:31 No.607114

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>607108
it was an elf you knew before you were cured of your psychosis

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:08:44 No.607115

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:08:44 No.607115

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>607108

Sad elf: Commence flashback. Cue visuals...

Anonymous (ID: /rly2EDC)
09/21/16(Wed)12:08:49 No.607116

Anonymous (ID: /rly2EDC) 09/21/16(Wed)12:08:49 No.607116

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>607108
FLSASAAAAASSSSHHHHHH
B!AAAAAAACK

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:08:58 No.607117

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:08:58 No.607117

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>607108
here we go again
fastforward reminiscing

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:09:59 No.607119

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:09:59 No.607119

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>607108

Reminiscing unlocks a series of game related recipes. You now know how to cook Boar, Deer and many other meats and how to make dishes from edible roots, herbs and berries.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:12:26 No.607125

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:12:26 No.607125

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>>607114
"Oh boy! Can't wait to publish this an contribute to society!"

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:13:28 No.607126

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:13:28 No.607126

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>607125
>>607119

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:13:37 No.607127

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:13:37 No.607127

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>607125
stand behind him creepily

Anonymous (ID: jof+jL2T)
09/21/16(Wed)12:14:59 No.607130

Anonymous (ID: jof+jL2T) 09/21/16(Wed)12:14:59 No.607130

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>607125
Then the king fucked the shit out of him when he finished writing his name.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:15:07 No.607131

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:15:07 No.607131

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>607126

Sad Elf: Do something Excessively Violent...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:15:17 No.607132

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:15:17 No.607132

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>607125
and so he did, end of flashback

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:17:14 No.607136

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:17:14 No.607136

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>>607126
Well that was useful

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:18:46 No.607142

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:18:46 No.607142

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>607136
>>607094

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:19:27 No.607143

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:19:27 No.607143

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>607136
make a stylish hairstyle or something, you look like shit

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:20:30 No.607145

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:20:30 No.607145

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>607136

FInish studying the intermediate book and move on to the master one.

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:21:12 No.607148

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:21:12 No.607148

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>607136

Sad Elf: Read master class cooking book. Realize the food that is your destiny...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:21:25 No.607149

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:21:25 No.607149

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>>607143
And what would that hairstyle be

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:22:49 No.607151

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:22:49 No.607151

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>607149

Sad Elf: Acquire Afro...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:22:54 No.607152

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:22:54 No.607152

>>607149
FUCK YEAH MYSTERY BOX TIME
Add some accessories to choose too

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:23:25 No.607154

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:23:25 No.607154

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>607149
an emo style
lock in

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:23:55 No.607156

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:23:55 No.607156

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>607149

Short, neat ponytail. ~~And a thin frenchman mustache~~

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:23:58 No.607158

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:23:58 No.607158

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>607149
>>607152

aw fug, anyway list all possible styles

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:28:46 No.607167

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:28:46 No.607167

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>>607149
pttoit

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:29:52 No.607169

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:29:52 No.607169

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>607167
>>607156

(the mustache is fake since elves can't grow facial hair)

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:30:03 No.607171

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:30:03 No.607171

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>607167
mystery box

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:30:52 No.607174

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:30:52 No.607174

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>607167

Sad Elf: Acquire Afro...

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt)
09/21/16(Wed)12:32:27 No.607176

Anonymous (ID: mvCBWySt) 09/21/16(Wed)12:32:27 No.607176

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>607167

Shaved head.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:32:29 No.607177

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:32:29 No.607177

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>>607169
Ya suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:32:32 No.607178

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:32:32 No.607178

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>607167
mystery box
hopefully there is something edgier in it

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:33:27 No.607179

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:33:27 No.607179

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>607177
THE BOX

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:33:38 No.607180

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:33:38 No.607180

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>607177
bottom left, lock in

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:34:14 No.607182

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:34:14 No.607182

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>607178

Sad Elf: Cancel Selection. Select Afro...

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:34:26 No.607183

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:34:26 No.607183

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>607177
MYSTERY BOX

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:36:17 No.607187

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:36:17 No.607187

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>>607183
What box

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:37:00 No.607188

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:37:00 No.607188

>>607187
BOTTOM LEFT
OPEN IT

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:37:06 No.607189

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:37:06 No.607189

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>607187

There aint no box. Confirm the ponytail with mustache.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:37:14 No.607190

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:37:14 No.607190

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>607187
zoom out

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:38:23 No.607193

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:38:23 No.607193

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>607187
random selection, lock in

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:41:27 No.607196

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:41:27 No.607196

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>>607189
The stache is made from smearing charcoal on your face

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:42:46 No.607199

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:42:46 No.607199

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>607196
add eyebrows too then

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:43:14 No.607200

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:43:14 No.607200

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>607196
God you look like a villain
Say "HON HON HON" out loud

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:43:52 No.607202

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:43:52 No.607202

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>607196

Laugh like a frenchman as you prepare to further study fine cuisine.

Also >>607199

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:43:55 No.607204

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:43:55 No.607204

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>>607199
But you already have eyebrows

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:44:07 No.607205

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:44:07 No.607205

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>607196

Sad Elf: Weren't we feeding one of our fellow slaves before we got distracted by cookbooks, brawls and hairdressing. What is other elf doing?

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/21/16(Wed)12:44:54 No.607209

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/21/16(Wed)12:44:54 No.607209

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>607204

Further study fine cuisine. The time has come to study the master cookbook.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:44:57 No.607210

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:44:57 No.607210

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>607204
make them THICKer

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:47:04 No.607217

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:47:04 No.607217

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>>607210

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:48:29 No.607223

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:48:29 No.607223

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>607217
perfect
now get a chief hat

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:48:39 No.607225

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:48:39 No.607225

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>607217
Go back to cooking now that your new haircut has increased your Chef power tenfold

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:49:56 No.607227

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:49:56 No.607227

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>607217

Sad Elf: Begin studying the master-class cookbook. Train your cooking prowess to it's apex so you can impress Chef-King...

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:50:38 No.607230

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:50:38 No.607230

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>607217
go full monobrow

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:52:22 No.607236

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:52:22 No.607236

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>>607223
Goddamn my back hurts for some reason, wll have to postpone thread at this moment, will continue later

HEre is update
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:53:44 No.607240

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:53:44 No.607240

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>607236
get well OP
~~rolling for OP's health~~

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/21/16(Wed)12:54:16 No.607241

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/21/16(Wed)12:54:16 No.607241

>>607236
thanks for bread

I'd say it's good progress from the crying mess we had in >>606300
almost no fuckups

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:54:33 No.607243

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:54:33 No.607243

>>607240
you hurt me

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)12:55:09 No.607245

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)12:55:09 No.607245

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>607236
It is caused by a severe lack of salt OP, you must remedy this immediately

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/21/16(Wed)12:55:23 No.607246

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/21/16(Wed)12:55:23 No.607246

>>607240

You gave OP a brain aneurysm...

Well done...

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/21/16(Wed)12:57:31 No.607255

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/21/16(Wed)12:57:31 No.607255

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>607240
>>607243
well fug
maybe the dice god will be merciful this time...

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/21/16(Wed)12:58:20 No.607259

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/21/16(Wed)12:58:20 No.607259

>>607255
you monster

Anonymous (ID: pxLrDXK3)
09/21/16(Wed)13:00:25 No.607268

Anonymous (ID: pxLrDXK3) 09/21/16(Wed)13:00:25 No.607268

>>607245
Fuck salt 2bh

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)13:06:05 No.607280

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)13:06:05 No.607280

>>607268
but salt is essential to OPs health, without regular harvesting of our salt his life force will eventually drain.
we must sate his salt by sacrificing the dragons turn before they even get a turn at as the playable character

Anonymous (ID: pxLrDXK3)
09/21/16(Wed)13:10:39 No.607286

Anonymous (ID: pxLrDXK3) 09/21/16(Wed)13:10:39 No.607286

>>607280
>life force
>sacrificing
>dragons
>playable character
Are you some kind of queer?

Elf without Hemp (ID: oP0ulMH5)
09/21/16(Wed)13:42:12 No.607346

Elf without Hemp (ID: oP0ulMH5) 09/21/16(Wed)13:42:12 No.607346

>>607280
I think we should sacrifice some barbarians instead

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/21/16(Wed)13:47:10 No.607354

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/21/16(Wed)13:47:10 No.607354

>>607346
that will do as well, but I don't think Solid or Hats will care very much if barbs miss their turn
The dragon players at least might go nuclear and create enough salt to sustain OP

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/21/16(Wed)14:44:56 No.607519

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/21/16(Wed)14:44:56 No.607519

Oh shit, guess I gotta check twitter more often.

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/21/16(Wed)15:40:35 No.607627

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/21/16(Wed)15:40:35 No.607627

>>607354
>implying we will be around to go nuclear
Lmao were always late

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3)
09/21/16(Wed)16:40:41 No.607810

Gladiator with to many hats (ID: LLhi3jz3) 09/21/16(Wed)16:40:41 No.607810

>>607354
>>607346
Yea. Us barbs don't really care anymore. Canon is just gonna commit suicide anyway because he can. I gave up trying a little bit before the flashbacks.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/21/16(Wed)16:45:45 No.607826

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/21/16(Wed)16:45:45 No.607826

>>607810
I'm just relieved that canon didn't succeed in punching the unborn demigod in the flashback. It was also nice to see the smiling one kill the lich as well.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)18:47:11 No.608002

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)18:47:11 No.608002

>>607810
It's still worth trying to keep this as a coherent adventure.
Even if someone keeps spamming rocks fall and everyone dies.

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)22:16:06 No.608577

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)22:16:06 No.608577

>>608002
He keeps getting high 90 rolls and i get 30 rolls. It wasnt meant to be. All that is left is Skelebool, the Bros and Hooded, but they will be purged cuz Canon didnt like how the civ ended

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)22:24:44 No.608629

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)22:24:44 No.608629

>>608577
Well I'm pretty sure that the recent destruction of the lich proves there isn't a HolyBones yet.
You could probably try what I'm gonna do and create a future character.
~~Aka I'm gonna convert an orc to the Kingdom Church religion somehow.~~

Anonymous (ID: YuDmKxrK)
09/21/16(Wed)22:34:24 No.608658

Anonymous (ID: YuDmKxrK) 09/21/16(Wed)22:34:24 No.608658

>>608629
this is a good plan.

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/21/16(Wed)22:44:47 No.608693

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/21/16(Wed)22:44:47 No.608693

>>608629
Sure. Help get Skelebro into Popedom and i can help you.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/21/16(Wed)22:46:42 No.608706

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/21/16(Wed)22:46:42 No.608706

>>608693
I'm not one to sabotage.
Best of luck and I'll try with my rolls.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)03:07:23 No.609237

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)03:07:23 No.609237

You know what.
I have been thinking and going through all the previous threads and adventures and I have come to a conclusion
OP is a crazy nutjob with how inconsistent he is.
Sometimes he will allow people more control of NPC's more than the main character of the adventure during important parts
Other times like in this thread he randomly decides that you can't control NPC's

And sometimes he will just railroad like fuck when everyone collectively wants to do go against the plot and prevent it
Yet other times he will allow someone to completely flip the adventure on its head and change the whole thing up

and sometimes when the adventure 'ends' due to something stupid he will allow an undo to keep it going
Yet other times it will be a strict no undos allowed

and a bunch of other shit as well

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)03:16:46 No.609243

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)03:16:46 No.609243

>>609237
>slowpoke.jpeg2000

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)03:30:20 No.609250

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)03:30:20 No.609250

>>609243
I had just simply never taken the time to think about it
Still OP is pretty cool, despite his status as a crazy person
Though I hope the next thread is not later today, I might not be able to be here if so because I will be instead finishing off my DnD game with friends

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)05:02:13 No.609294

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)05:02:13 No.609294

>>609237
>Sometimes he will allow people more control of NPC's more than the main character of the adventure during important parts
>Other times like in this thread he randomly decides that you can't control NPC's

And this is how the manlets died in this adventure. Something I find relatively annoying, since now nobody can decide what an NPC does, but back when the king up and swatted the manlet prince everything was fine.

Basically, OP will do anything for salt.

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)05:39:22 No.609307

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)05:39:22 No.609307

>>609294
this, it was going pretty great too, we just bought a piece of land and henshin'd then canon fucks everything up. I hope OP keeps this rule up. I don't want fucking Canon making NPCs come out of nowhere and kill our dudes.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)05:41:43 No.609309

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)05:41:43 No.609309

>>609307
I want to believe that Masked Rider is actually alive and well
Just in training in a secret place after utter defeat.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)06:00:57 No.609317

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)06:00:57 No.609317

>>609307
>>609309

I wanted it to serve as buildup for some sort smuggling ring which would help the other races bust out of the kingdom through tech (since magic went to fuck).

Then Canon happened and OP allowed it.

Anonymous (ID: 0kKams4o)
09/22/16(Thu)06:34:12 No.609342

Anonymous (ID: 0kKams4o) 09/22/16(Thu)06:34:12 No.609342

>play civ thing quest
>everything seemed unbalanced and goofy even when it's a civ quest
>inevitably turns into salt

Fast forward to the end.

>play civ thing adventure
>it's really like the shit op normally does. This is cool
>incorporated stupid no npc rules
>players really tried to be more serious in how the game is played.
>ended up in salt

My initial suspicions were correct it seems. Balancing lolrandumb with rules is hard. Not only that but it really seems like the whole point to op doing what he did was to making a cool story. Which he absolutely did at the expense of some players releasing dangerous levels of sodium-chloride.

I do hope his back gets better tho. Nobody deserves pain like that.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)06:41:03 No.609352

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)06:41:03 No.609352

>>609342
>I do hope his back gets better tho.
it won't

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)06:41:35 No.609354

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)06:41:35 No.609354

>>609342

I don't mind the no npc rule. I just wish he has applied it before one race was fucking removed from play.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)07:06:05 No.609362

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)07:06:05 No.609362

>>609342
>>609352
his back will never get better, Though the power of voodoo rituals passed down to me from my grandmother, his back will suffer for the rest of his life

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS)
09/22/16(Thu)07:13:47 No.609363

Anonymous (ID: 06NFG6MS) 09/22/16(Thu)07:13:47 No.609363

>>609362

Seriously though, I hope he comes back soon...

It has been so fuckmotheringly boring around /qst/ lately...

Anonymous (ID: 0kKams4o)
09/22/16(Thu)07:16:23 No.609367

Anonymous (ID: 0kKams4o) 09/22/16(Thu)07:16:23 No.609367

>>609363
They did the tg vote. Lots of people want this to move back to tg so who knows it might be better. Never really been on tg tho.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)07:40:04 No.609377

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)07:40:04 No.609377

>>609367
Notapaladin used to do these on /v/ so if /qst/ disappears he will probably just go back to doing them there.
Though I hope /qst/ stays from my experience of these type of shit on /tg/ they are super serious as fuck and had ungodly standards and if you did not have the skills of a professional artist and put loads of time and effort into them then they basically tell you to fuckoff

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/22/16(Thu)08:34:24 No.609404

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/22/16(Thu)08:34:24 No.609404

I just kind of wish OP had less king/god implications in his adventures

from someone who read them all it's getting a bit boring to have that absolute wall that people keep trying to break and fail miserably everytime

the milder the goals, the more goals players can achieve

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)09:19:24 No.609437

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)09:19:24 No.609437

>>609404
>Implying
>He doesn't want the one mega adventure to end all adventures
>All NaP Protagonists who are against the king team up to fight him

I haven't read them all though. I am frankly confused by the continuity here, where does Kingslayer take place? I think its ending gets referenced in NRFS right? I could be wrong. Also NRFS 2: Feast Knight Adventures when?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)09:32:42 No.609443

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)09:32:42 No.609443

>>609437
>>609404
I think he wants all his various threads and adventures to have some sort of connected canon with events and shit
So he doesn't let anyone kill the king because he already gets killed
No excuse for god though, I guess maybe he is just a proxy device so OP can railroad and interfere with the adventure when the character is too powerful or players too obsessed with an Idea.

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/22/16(Thu)09:33:07 No.609445

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/22/16(Thu)09:33:07 No.609445

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>>609437
but anon
if you can't kill the king it's because he's already been killed in the very first adventure, Horsefucker/Kingslayer
thus those are all prequels where the king hasn't been killed by horsefucker yet

honestly if there's one thing I want to see in an adventure is ~~"God's" ascension from a lowly deity to killing all other gods and becoming the one and only god~~

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)09:35:05 No.609448

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)09:35:05 No.609448

>>609443
can't any of you autists start up a wiki page for this?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)09:35:45 No.609449

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)09:35:45 No.609449

>>609445
>God's" ascension from a lowly deity to killing all other gods and becoming the one and only god
I was actually planning on suggesting that for OP to put on the strawpol at the end of this adventure
as well as something like "the kings rise to power" or "the kings childhood"
I have been wanting to suggest it for quite a long time now, but I alway keep missing the moments where I can suggest the Idea

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)10:02:25 No.609461

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)10:02:25 No.609461

>>609445
>>609449
>God's" ascension from a lowly deity to killing all other gods and becoming the one and only god
That's a fucking good idea

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)10:29:35 No.609487

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)10:29:35 No.609487

>>609448
Yeah but that's a lot of reading to figure out what comes before kinglsayer.
I'm pretty sure Civ Thing is the earliest one chronologically. Unless something like Peasant Satan was finished before it plot wise, no one ever contacted Satan to check.
~~Then again what does it matter~~

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)10:35:52 No.609495

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)10:35:52 No.609495

>>609461
Then an inevitable Quest to End All Quests where we play all the protagonists from NAPverse team up to kill the very same God we played

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)10:46:14 No.609500

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)10:46:14 No.609500

>>609495
>it ends on game crashing and corrupting save in a middle of final battle

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)10:48:39 No.609503

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)10:48:39 No.609503

>>609500
DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)10:52:07 No.609506

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)10:52:07 No.609506

>>609503
he'll come up with something more lackluster of the ending, I know it

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)11:02:29 No.609512

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)11:02:29 No.609512

>>609506
I feel as if OP has takes his 'dont let the PC succeed in the end' gimmick too far.
It has reached the point where I am kinda sick of it
Nearly all adventures either end up with the PC either failing/dieing or if they are lucky they just end up with the whole adventure being a waste of time where they achieved basically nothing

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)11:07:17 No.609520

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)11:07:17 No.609520

>>609512

People's disappointment in an adventure's ending leads to salt, then all he has to do is sit back and take it all in.

That's how he sustains himself.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)11:14:24 No.609528

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)11:14:24 No.609528

>>609520
Enough with the salt memes.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)11:16:07 No.609533

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)11:16:07 No.609533

>>609520
and it only works on people who are relatively new to his threads
And I choose to believe that OP only does it at this point because over half the thread is populated by people like solid who is just all "OP is going to make us lose no matter how much you want otherwise" and he does it because that his reputation
I am sure that if enough people actually had faith and trusted in OP to give an actual good ending then he would

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)11:17:11 No.609534

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)11:17:11 No.609534

>>609528
blame dragons
they were the ones who generated first Civ salt

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/22/16(Thu)11:24:23 No.609542

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/22/16(Thu)11:24:23 No.609542

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>I don't know how to end it so I'll just make cool looking panels!

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)11:27:46 No.609544

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)11:27:46 No.609544

>>609533

I'd like to believe that, but then again I'm seriously disappointed on how the manlets' "turn" was permanently ended.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)11:30:10 No.609546

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)11:30:10 No.609546

>>609542
Well that's one way to bait out NaP
Also, ~~nice~~

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)11:35:45 No.609552

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)11:35:45 No.609552

>>609544
Honestly when I caused that I wasn't expecting the manlet to explode and die because of it.
Though you have to admit it was funny

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)11:40:18 No.609553

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)11:40:18 No.609553

>>609552

I don't think anybody was expecting that. The same way nobody expected a pebble to kill the kobold prince.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)11:45:47 No.609560

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)11:45:47 No.609560

>>609553
I think OP was just in an bad/asshole mood at the time and venting his anger on people in the thread.
Though I personally loved the amount of (you)'s I was able to get because I accidentally took manlets out of the adventure

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)11:55:30 No.609568

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)11:55:30 No.609568

>>609560

I think he may have taken the manlets out because since they're "happy little workers" he might just have felt like the manlet hero would just end up being useless to the entire "we're bustin out" plot.

Which makes some measure of sense, but I don't feel like it was enough to have the manlets terminated.

Later came the "you can't take control of NPCs nigga" rule, which ends up making no sense since he already allowed players to take control of NPCs during the manlets' turn (which was exactly what killed the prince).

Like I said, I like OP, he's a pretty cool guy, makes threads that help me escape from the monotony at work and I appreciate that. But this right here grinds my friggin gears.

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)11:59:37 No.609575

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)11:59:37 No.609575

>>609512
IDK, some adventures had satisfying ending if not open ended ones. Off the top of my head, Nameless Rank and File Soldier, Time Police, and I think Wasteland Quest.

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)12:00:43 No.609576

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)12:00:43 No.609576

man I hope we skip Dragons, I don't think there's anyone here even interested with what happened to them. Let's just go straight to Wan Pan or Hooded Bones again.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)12:02:07 No.609580

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)12:02:07 No.609580

>>609576

If we do dragons they're probably going to get fucked since we lost one of the final rolls in the civ quest because they weren't there

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/22/16(Thu)12:05:11 No.609589

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/22/16(Thu)12:05:11 No.609589

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>609576
>Dragon thread starts
>first post - punch self in the face
>Dragon dies
>he was the last one
>thread ends
prophecy rock throw

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)12:15:22 No.609598

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)12:15:22 No.609598

>>609568
The funniest thing is how the manlet players blamed me and the barbarians saying we were sabbotaging them just because because I was using a name at the time and vowed to fuck over the barbarians turn because of it.
If I was just anonymous like now then chances are they would have blamed OP instead

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)12:23:25 No.609604

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)12:23:25 No.609604

>>609598

Clearly not our finest hour. Can you blame us for getting mad to oblivion though? One second everything's fine next post "Game Over".

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7)
09/22/16(Thu)12:43:44 No.609641

Anonymous (ID: 4171CUm7) 09/22/16(Thu)12:43:44 No.609641

Anyone know what to read after Orc Cleric?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)12:54:41 No.609661

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)12:54:41 No.609661

>>609362
Jokes on you my back has been hurting since childhood, you're too late

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)12:58:30 No.609671

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)12:58:30 No.609671

>>609661
then clearly I am better at this voodoo stuff than I thought.
I was able to send a curse back in time to affect you form before I even knew about you.
Also thread continue soon or you just checking up on it?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:00:33 No.609675

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:00:33 No.609675

>>609671
Ah so it was your voodoo magic that caused my spine to grow with less curves that regular spines

Anyway. Depends, is anybody still here for thread to continue

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:01:35 No.609676

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:01:35 No.609676

>>609641
Like chronologically?

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)13:01:55 No.609679

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)13:01:55 No.609679

>>609675
I have arrived in time to mess things up.

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/22/16(Thu)13:02:16 No.609681

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/22/16(Thu)13:02:16 No.609681

>>609671
>>609675

Probably just here to check if the goblins are still assblasted. The answer is Yes to both, though i'm headed home right now and should return in around 15 to 20 minutes.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:05:24 No.609685

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:05:24 No.609685

>>609675
I hope people are here and I just finished my DnD campaign and friends just left slightly miffed that they all died because they didn't listen to me so I am in a good mood

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:09:02 No.609691

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:09:02 No.609691

So we ahve at least 2(?) peoples for update, nice

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)13:17:28 No.609715

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)13:17:28 No.609715

>>609691
I am here to witness suffering.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:19:34 No.609718

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:19:34 No.609718

>>609691
I am here for the broth.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:19:47 No.609719

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:19:47 No.609719

>>609715
But is that enough

Is it ever enough

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:21:51 No.609726

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:21:51 No.609726

>>609691
I managed to break my computer again and I just fixed it.
I am ready for more master chef elf.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:23:07 No.609727

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:23:07 No.609727

Well I guess we sum peeps, update in 5 minutes

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:23:40 No.609729

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:23:40 No.609729

We should make The smiling one become a secret serial killer as well as a cook
Who is with me

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:26:07 No.609732

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:26:07 No.609732

>>609729
First we gotta make him the smiling one again through the magic of cooking.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:27:23 No.609734

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:27:23 No.609734

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Alright, got started on cooking career, now what do you do?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:28:44 No.609737

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:28:44 No.609737

>>609732
we should find a way to reawaken his psychotic tendencies in the process, won't be hard I think
>>609734
grab your kitchen knife

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:28:57 No.609739

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:28:57 No.609739

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>609734

Study master cooking book

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)13:29:08 No.609741

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)13:29:08 No.609741

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>609734
Find a rich guy to cook for

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:29:13 No.609742

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:29:13 No.609742

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>609734
More cooking books.

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)13:29:37 No.609744

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)13:29:37 No.609744

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>609734
find steady employment as a cook, find out where the not-king chef is with asking if we can be an apprentice

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:29:45 No.609746

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:29:45 No.609746

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>609734
forgot roll
>>609737

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)13:30:15 No.609747

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)13:30:15 No.609747

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>609734
Cook a cock

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:30:44 No.609749

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:30:44 No.609749

>>609734
dice+1d100
Become famous in the castle for cooking for everyone.

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:31:03 No.609750

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:31:03 No.609750

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>609734
We should go on a quest to discover the King's fav food.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:31:50 No.609751

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:31:50 No.609751

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>609749

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:34:23 No.609762

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:34:23 No.609762

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>>609739
But only masters can view this book, ar eyou sure you're ready for the ancient knowledge within?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:35:09 No.609765

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:35:09 No.609765

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>609762
lets memorise forbidden meals instead

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:35:40 No.609768

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:35:40 No.609768

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>609762
Realizing the master cookbook is to difficult for you at this point, cook it in a broth for a master's taste.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)13:35:42 No.609769

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)13:35:42 No.609769

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>609762
So we're a chef now...

Pray for ElfChefGod's guidance and study the book

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:35:43 No.609770

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:35:43 No.609770

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>609762

Talk to the head chef explain you've fully mastered the previous chapters and ask for permission to study it. Also didn't the forbidden book up and burn?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:36:14 No.609772

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:36:14 No.609772

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>609762
Continue reading beginner's cook book we aren't ready yet

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:38:07 No.609777

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:38:07 No.609777

>>609765
Forbodden Meals was already destroyed, this goof up was a result of using stock footage

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:38:20 No.609779

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:38:20 No.609779

>>609772

We've already mastered that one and the intermediate one.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:39:13 No.609780

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:39:13 No.609780

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>>609769
Ans you read the texts within...

~~It's blank~~

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:40:27 No.609783

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:40:27 No.609783

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>609780
Try the cooking tome then maybe we haven't mastered it enough.
>>609779
I thought we just had a flashback and learned how to cook direbeasts.

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)13:40:44 No.609784

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)13:40:44 No.609784

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>609780
clearly this just means that we need to devise our own master meals by combining many average meals

captcha: taste the difference

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:40:47 No.609785

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:40:47 No.609785

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>609780
keep the book, we can write our own recipes in it once we start cooking human flesh and other intelligent creature flesh

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:40:49 No.609786

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:40:49 No.609786

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>609780
Realize we had the knowledge in our heart the entire time.

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:41:08 No.609788

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:41:08 No.609788

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>609780
This means no meals are forbidden. Begin crafting my canibal stew.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:41:26 No.609789

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:41:26 No.609789

>>609780

Cearly only those who are authorized can read it. Explain the situation to Chef King and ask for permission.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:42:27 No.609790

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:42:27 No.609790

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>609789

fug

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:43:31 No.609793

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:43:31 No.609793

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>>609786
"That's right my pupil. True mastery comes from within. Only when you have mastered yourself will the secrets of the master recipes be revealed to you"

"Totally not because we used a placeholder propbook though"

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:44:18 No.609795

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:44:18 No.609795

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>609793
Embark on quest to find the rarest ingredient, or greatest chef to learn from, or some shit like that.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)13:44:39 No.609797

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)13:44:39 No.609797

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>609793
K, so where's the real book?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:44:52 No.609798

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:44:52 No.609798

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>609793
Try making something from the beginner's cook book.
We haven't ate yet.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:44:59 No.609799

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:44:59 No.609799

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>609793
Cook with a fury unbeknownst to you until now, spurred by your master's words.

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)13:45:03 No.609800

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)13:45:03 No.609800

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>609793
ask him if we actually got hired

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:45:26 No.609803

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:45:26 No.609803

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>609793
lets practice our cooking
tell the bald elf you want to meat him in the cellar and grab your trusty knife and meat him there

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:45:53 No.609806

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:45:53 No.609806

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>609793

Time to invent some new fucking dishes and try them out.

Cooking montage with us feeding the other elves amazing food.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:49:47 No.609815

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:49:47 No.609815

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>>609795
"Whoaaaah, hold up, knife ears"

"You maybe part of the kitchen staff now, but you're still property of this household"

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)13:50:44 No.609817

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)13:50:44 No.609817

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>609815
>>609803

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:51:05 No.609819

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:51:05 No.609819

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>609815
clearly we must secretly murder our owners and cook them into the tastiest broth that ever was
then we can be free

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:52:03 No.609822

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:52:03 No.609822

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>609815
Look for the rare ingredient known as bald elf.

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:52:26 No.609825

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:52:26 No.609825

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>609815
Explain that you're just poping out for some turmeric. They don't want their dinner to lack the proper spices do they?

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:52:33 No.609826

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:52:33 No.609826

>>609815
>>609806

Actually lets feed literally everybody.

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)13:52:42 No.609827

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)13:52:42 No.609827

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>609815
find the greatest chef in the household to learn from

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:53:34 No.609830

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:53:34 No.609830

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>609826

doh

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)13:54:26 No.609833

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)13:54:26 No.609833

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>>609817
"Hell no, faggot" answered the bald elf to your incredibly trustworthy proposal

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)13:55:06 No.609837

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)13:55:06 No.609837

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>609833
>>609826

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)13:55:59 No.609839

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)13:55:59 No.609839

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>609833
n-no ur a faget

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)13:56:07 No.609840

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)13:56:07 No.609840

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>609833
Drag him down there via force

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)13:56:08 No.609841

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)13:56:08 No.609841

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>609833
tell him we want to apologise for earlier and want his help getting stuff from there to make the best cake ever

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)13:56:10 No.609842

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)13:56:10 No.609842

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>609833
Well as long as the guards won't bother us while we get good at cooking
TIME TO COOK SOME BEGINNER FOOD AWW YEAAH

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)13:56:14 No.609843

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)13:56:14 No.609843

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>609833
Drag him down to the basement by force.

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)13:59:36 No.609856

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)13:59:36 No.609856

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>609833
Call him a faggot before realising you have no right to the insult since you're an elf

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:00:36 No.609859

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:00:36 No.609859

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>609833
show him our dank cooking skillz and feed that bitch. I bet he's just jelly because we're becoming a chef master

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:03:10 No.609868

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:03:10 No.609868

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>>609837
[montage]

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)14:04:12 No.609870

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)14:04:12 No.609870

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>609868
you can feel yourself growing stronger. time to transform.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:04:30 No.609871

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:04:30 No.609871

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>609868
You know I don't think we've seen the owner yet.
~~Either way resume cooking we gotta be the very best~~

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)14:05:01 No.609876

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)14:05:01 No.609876

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>609868
Throw bald elf into the boiling pot for talking shit about your food

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:05:29 No.609878

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:05:29 No.609878

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>609868

Become the Smiling Gourmet. Grand Chef, Feeder of masses.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:05:45 No.609880

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:05:45 No.609880

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>609868
Put laxatives in bald elf's share.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:05:56 No.609883

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:05:56 No.609883

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>609868
sneak into bald elfs quarters as he sleeps then chop him into the next days meal
He must die for insulting your food

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:08:09 No.609891

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:08:09 No.609891

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>>609876
"Fuckoff dickmuncher" The bald elf has become increasingly paranoid of you and won't let you get close enough to grab him

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:08:56 No.609893

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:08:56 No.609893

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>609891
>>609883
he has to sleep sometime just wait patiently for that moment

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:09:23 No.609894

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:09:23 No.609894

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>609868
No, we will not prosecute bald elf for hating our food. We will cut off all of his food. Spread rumors about him, make him hated by everyone, especially the master chef. Then, tell him to stop making food for bald elf for being an asshole. (If that won't work, steal something and frame him). Then, after some days, make some food and give it to him. He will depend on us, we will become his only source of food, and he will be our slave.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:09:59 No.609896

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:09:59 No.609896

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>609891
>>609878

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:10:04 No.609898

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:10:04 No.609898

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>609891
Just do your job for a few days.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)14:10:25 No.609900

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)14:10:25 No.609900

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>609891
Capture him in his sleep and bring the knives

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:10:33 No.609902

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:10:33 No.609902

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>609891
Gain his trust with great cooking while you wait to strike.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:10:34 No.609903

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:10:34 No.609903

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>609891
>>609894

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:13:01 No.609910

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:13:01 No.609910

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>>609896
And so that's what you're aiming for now.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:13:54 No.609913

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:13:54 No.609913

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>609910

Begin to reawaken your elder powers. They only apply to cooking now but it still provides you with a large skill boost.

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:14:08 No.609914

Anonymous (ID: adTVgkLZ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:14:08 No.609914

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>609910
Skip ahead a week.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:15:22 No.609918

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:15:22 No.609918

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>609893
>>609910

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:15:28 No.609919

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:15:28 No.609919

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>609910
>>609894
Btw, you forgot the moustache, OP

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:15:42 No.609921

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:15:42 No.609921

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>609910
Cook harder, cook faster. You gotta be the best or else you can't smile.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:17:26 No.609924

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:17:26 No.609924

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>>609913

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:18:00 No.609926

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:18:00 No.609926

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>609924
HonHonHon

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:18:35 No.609927

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:18:35 No.609927

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>609924

More. Put your heart and soul into it. Fully awaken your powers and become a true chef.

also >>609926

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)14:18:53 No.609928

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)14:18:53 No.609928

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>609924
Find bald elf when he is alone and cornered and bring him some broth

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:19:12 No.609929

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:19:12 No.609929

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>609924
So my 100 ain't gonna count?
Fuk u OP. Dis is the second time dis happened.
>>609894
LET'S TRY AGAIN!

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:19:16 No.609930

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:19:16 No.609930

>>609924
Smile harder, or they might be suspicious.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:20:18 No.609931

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:20:18 No.609931

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>609930

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:20:29 No.609933

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:20:29 No.609933

>>609929
YOur 100 was 2late dickweed

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:20:48 No.609936

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:20:48 No.609936

>>609929
You were too slow.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:21:52 No.609938

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:21:52 No.609938

>>609933
How was i supposed to know 2 minutes is too late?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:23:03 No.609944

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:23:03 No.609944

>>609938
It's always been one minute since the first reply.
~~Except for the civ thing, that was weird.~~

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:23:25 No.609946

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:23:25 No.609946

>>609938
If you've been in these threads then you'd have known da rulez is 1 minute since the first reply is the time window nigga

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:24:27 No.609949

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:24:27 No.609949

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>>609927

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:25:31 No.609952

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:25:31 No.609952

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>609949
>>609894
AGAIN!

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:25:31 No.609953

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:25:31 No.609953

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>609949
this also reawakens your psychosis

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:25:56 No.609954

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:25:56 No.609954

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>609949
Get rid of that coal drawn mustache. It's unsanitary and could be considered a hazard in a place like this

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)14:26:49 No.609956

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)14:26:49 No.609956

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>609949
cool food smithing knife in bucket of oil
remember to air the furnace so the meat doesn't get cold
hammer the red hot bread into shape

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:27:10 No.609958

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:27:10 No.609958

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>609949

Serve everyone in the building Croque Madames. Except the Bald Elf... Let him drool over what he cannot have.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:27:25 No.609961

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:27:25 No.609961

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>>609954
oh daaaym.
Almost got me.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:29:27 No.609965

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:29:27 No.609965

>>609961
OP might just ignore yours since its "controlling the NPC's" too much.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:30:09 No.609969

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:30:09 No.609969

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>>609952
Taking advantage of your new position as apprentice chef, you managed to convince the Chef to cut the bald elf's food.

He's even more paranoid and hateful of you now.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:30:58 No.609971

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:30:58 No.609971

>>609965
Not really. I never said the master chef is going to do that. I said that we will ask him. If he won't do that, we'll frame the bald elf for stealing something.

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah)
09/22/16(Thu)14:31:03 No.609972

Opee !!wZD9TMpxhIf (ID: QaUMG9Ah) 09/22/16(Thu)14:31:03 No.609972

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>609969
give his food to that one long haired fuck to fatten him up

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:31:16 No.609973

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:31:16 No.609973

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>609969
>>609958

Tell him that if he wishes for food he must apologize first. Only then shall he be fed.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:31:27 No.609974

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:31:27 No.609974

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>609969
>>609893

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:31:41 No.609975

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:31:41 No.609975

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>609969
Create special unworldly delicious food with your elder powers.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:31:45 No.609976

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:31:45 No.609976

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>609969
Regain some of them psychic powers.
~~But they only work in cooking related uses.~~

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:32:04 No.609977

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:32:04 No.609977

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>609969
Get rid of that mustache. It's unsanitary.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:32:47 No.609980

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:32:47 No.609980

>>609974
>>609975
>>609973

Dice god? Is that you?

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:32:48 No.609981

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:32:48 No.609981

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>609969
Ok, now tell him to do what we say he does, in exchange for food.
And remind him of our past.
If he acts up, we can cut off one of his fingers and serve it as a meal to him.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:35:17 No.609987

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:35:17 No.609987

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>>609975
And so, with your awesome cooking powers you made...bread...and sprinkled some salt on it.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:36:23 No.609989

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:36:23 No.609989

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>609987
Make a hole in it and put jam in it

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:36:35 No.609991

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:36:35 No.609991

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>609987
>>609981
AGAIN!

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:36:38 No.609992

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:36:38 No.609992

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>609987
>>609973

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)14:36:42 No.609993

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)14:36:42 No.609993

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>609987
Regain some powers
~~But they can only be used for cooking~~

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:36:55 No.609994

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:36:55 No.609994

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>609987
>>609893
on another note where did all the pro serial killer chef bros go?

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:37:35 No.609996

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:37:35 No.609996

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>609987
Shave your head

Its unsanitary

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:38:29 No.610000

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:38:29 No.610000

>>609996
You're unsanitary.
We had a dank ponytail.

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:39:19 No.610002

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:39:19 No.610002

>>610000
Its the will of dice god

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:40:34 No.610006

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:40:34 No.610006

>>610002
The dice god is unsanitary

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:41:00 No.610008

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:41:00 No.610008

Welp. Looks like we're going to kill some dragons next thread.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:41:20 No.610010

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:41:20 No.610010

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>>609992
"Fuck you! I'd rather eat dirt! At least that taste better than the shit you're cooking!"

And then he ate some dirt

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:42:00 No.610013

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:42:00 No.610013

>>610008
Its for the greater good

Just watch its gonna help us escape

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:42:06 No.610015

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:42:06 No.610015

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>610010
sneak into bald elfs room as he sleeps, then kill him and then prepare to make him into next days meal

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:42:56 No.610017

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:42:56 No.610017

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>610010

So be it. You up the ante with the greatest souffles the kingdom has ever seen.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:43:21 No.610020

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:43:21 No.610020

>>610015
fucking finally
I swear if someone gets a 100 and overrides me, sad one wont be the only potential murderer in this thread

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:44:46 No.610024

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:44:46 No.610024

>>610015
>not shaving own head
>not convincing other elves to shave
>not framing original bald and get him killed
>not lying by saying it was an innocent that got caught
>not inciting paranoia and ulimately rebellion
~~>not getting all the elves killed. Im looking at you canon~~
Why dice god why

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:44:50 No.610025

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:44:50 No.610025

>>610020
Well i wanted to enslave him, but killing him would be second choice.
Good job, Canon.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:44:53 No.610026

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:44:53 No.610026

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>>610015
And so you took a stab in the dark against the bald elf

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)14:45:43 No.610032

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)14:45:43 No.610032

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>610010
use charisma on him

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:45:49 No.610035

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:45:49 No.610035

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>610026
>you stabbed a cock in the dark

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:46:22 No.610037

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:46:22 No.610037

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>610026
Make "special" meatloaf.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:46:28 No.610038

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:46:28 No.610038

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>610026
now drag the body to the cellar and start cutting it up into fine chunks
the act brings you joy you had long forgotten

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)14:46:49 No.610040

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)14:46:49 No.610040

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>610026
you feel a squish

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:46:53 No.610041

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:46:53 No.610041

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>610026

You actually stabbed a wild boar which had sneaked into the mansion.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:47:14 No.610043

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:47:14 No.610043

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>610026
That'll teach the bald faggot.
See if it was really him you killed.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:48:59 No.610048

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:48:59 No.610048

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>>610040
Turns out it was a sack of tomatoes

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)14:49:57 No.610051

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)14:49:57 No.610051

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>610048
make a nice arrabiata sauce

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:11 No.610052

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:11 No.610052

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>610048
Make pizza

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:14 No.610054

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:14 No.610054

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>610048
Keep stabbing, we need more ketchup for the steak

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:32 No.610055

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:32 No.610055

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>610048
screw it lets kill and turn the next elf we find into stew
Bald elf can be our masterpiece

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:36 No.610057

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:36 No.610057

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>610048
Cook some Tomate farcie au chèvre chaud
Better not waste food

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:36 No.610058

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:36 No.610058

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610048
Use it to make the greatest tomato sauce known to the kingdom.
It was blessed by our knife.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:50:52 No.610063

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:50:52 No.610063

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610048

Yes the tomatoes are perfectly ripe. MAKE TOMATO CONSOMME!

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)14:51:06 No.610064

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)14:51:06 No.610064

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>610048
Your thirst for blood unfulfilled, find some elf to slaughter.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:53:56 No.610073

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:53:56 No.610073

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>>610052
A latenight pizza should distract you from the fact that he saw you coming

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:54:43 No.610076

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:54:43 No.610076

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>610073
Find the elf that trusts you the most.
Then lead him into the cellar and kill him and turn him into mincemeat
This brings extreme joy you had previously forgotten

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)14:55:33 No.610081

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)14:55:33 No.610081

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610073
Enjoy the best pizza ever while laughing maniacally

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)14:55:33 No.610082

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)14:55:33 No.610082

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>610073
Shave your head

Its very unsanitary

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)14:55:38 No.610084

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)14:55:38 No.610084

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>610073
you put your heart and soul into this pizza

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:55:53 No.610086

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:55:53 No.610086

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610073
Bright forth all our hate for the bald elf and use it to work on the pizza.
It will become a sentient being, 'Zza The Gibbering

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:56:26 No.610088

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:56:26 No.610088

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>610073

Make Tomato Consomme with the remaining tomatoes. The scent of your cooking will wake everyone in the mansion and they will rush towards your food like a hungry pack of animals.

>>610076

Fucking hell canon why even

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:57:40 No.610097

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:57:40 No.610097

>>610088
Murderchef serial killer thats why

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)14:58:47 No.610098

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)14:58:47 No.610098

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>>610076
Oh yes, the elf that trusts you the most...that one house elf that liked your food.

"What do you want? It's the middle of the night"

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)14:59:25 No.610100

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)14:59:25 No.610100

>>610097
That's too short sighted famalam.
We gotta inspire the other elves, kill/convince our owner to let us go and become the first free elf of the land.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)14:59:26 No.610101

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)14:59:26 No.610101

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>610098
stab his face and kill him
Make him into stew

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)14:59:26 No.610102

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)14:59:26 No.610102

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>610098

I'm making pizza you want some?

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)15:00:03 No.610105

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)15:00:03 No.610105

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>610098
you look into his big cow eyes and can't bring yourself to do it

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)15:00:17 No.610106

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)15:00:17 No.610106

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>610098
offer him some pizza

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:01:01 No.610108

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:01:01 No.610108

>>610101
Fuck, the dice god really wants blood right now.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:01:47 No.610112

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:01:47 No.610112

>>610101

Canonfuckswithallofusagain.wmv

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:02:00 No.610113

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:02:00 No.610113

>>610100
a while ago there were loads of people on board with the muderchef Idea
Where the hell did they all go?
>>610108
see murderchef is the right Idea, dice god agrees

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:02:07 No.610114

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:02:07 No.610114

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>>610101
The manor had one less elf that night.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:02:59 No.610115

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:02:59 No.610115

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>610114

Your knife has absorbed your powers turning the elf into a true gourmand instead of murdering him.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)15:03:10 No.610116

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)15:03:10 No.610116

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>610114
go tell your therapist that your depression is over now

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:03:15 No.610117

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:03:15 No.610117

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610114
this brings you joy you had previously forgotten
Your psychosis reawakens

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:03:50 No.610121

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:03:50 No.610121

>>610114
Make an elfburger.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:05:20 No.610123

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:05:20 No.610123

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>>610115
Well now that sounds a bit unlikely

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:06:26 No.610127

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:06:26 No.610127

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>610123
Well that's what the people want. So get to magical gourmet-ing

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)15:06:31 No.610128

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)15:06:31 No.610128

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>610123
it's magic i ain't gotta explain

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:06:32 No.610129

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:06:32 No.610129

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>610123
actually the elf is dead and now stew
also >>610117

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:07:10 No.610132

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:07:10 No.610132

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>610123

He's awake. It worked! He has been reborn as a true gourmand!

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms)
09/22/16(Thu)15:07:11 No.610133

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms) 09/22/16(Thu)15:07:11 No.610133

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610123
Nigga, god flicked our God drill away when we tried to kill a king who could flick pebbles with lethal force
Do it.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:07:39 No.610135

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:07:39 No.610135

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>610123
The magic knife power actually just makes the elf stew take magically good.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:09:01 No.610140

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:09:01 No.610140

all you pansy ass pacifists are boring cunts
You guys know that right

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:10:32 No.610144

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:10:32 No.610144

>>610140

Because going full murderhobo doesn't get annoying when you're trying to get shit done?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:10:57 No.610147

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:10:57 No.610147

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>>610128
Hrrm

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:11:36 No.610149

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:11:36 No.610149

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>610147
Do it for all the other elves.
Become the smiling squad.
Estabilish hive mind.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:11:56 No.610150

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:11:56 No.610150

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>610147
He only has one food specialty. What will it be?

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:12:04 No.610151

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:12:04 No.610151

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>610147
Make him into our assistant/conspirator

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)15:12:13 No.610152

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)15:12:13 No.610152

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>610147
go cook some shit for your new gourmand bro

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:12:15 No.610153

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:12:15 No.610153

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>610144
we ain't accomplishing shit,
all we are doing is making food and accomplishing nothing
>>610147
>>610147
plot happens

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:12:41 No.610157

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:12:41 No.610157

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>610147
Make this new gourmand elf your assistant and lackey.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:12:43 No.610158

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:12:43 No.610158

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>610147

Yes! Our new ally is bound to prove useful when concocting new dishes.

OH SHIT THE PIZZA'S BURNING! FUCKING SAVE IT!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:16:08 No.610166

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:16:08 No.610166

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>>610152
And so you made a quick meal for the elf.

With his newfound tasting powers, the elf comments on your food

"Ya know, it needs a bit more spices, a bit bland at some points right now"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:17:27 No.610171

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:17:27 No.610171

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610166
he didn't like it, that sounds like an insult,
kill him with a different knife
and make sure he will be staying dead

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:17:30 No.610172

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:17:30 No.610172

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>610166
>>610149
AGAIN!

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:17:42 No.610173

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:17:42 No.610173

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>610166
Use him in your quest to have perfect cooking.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:17:48 No.610174

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:17:48 No.610174

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>610166
The duo make fantastic recipes together. Even the Chef is brought to tears.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:18:12 No.610177

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:18:12 No.610177

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>610166

Fix your food and have him clean himself up. You can't have your associate looking like a hobo. Also ask his name.

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:18:16 No.610178

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:18:16 No.610178

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>610166
Make him into our assistant/conspirator

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:20:47 No.610191

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:20:47 No.610191

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>>610178
" 'kay"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:21:52 No.610199

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:21:52 No.610199

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>610191
task him with finding a way to kill the bald elf
We need him as the ingredient in our masterpiece

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:22:11 No.610201

Horny Dragon (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:22:11 No.610201

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>610191
Now conspire to turn all elves except bald faggot into professional gourmands in the quest to perfect cooking

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:23:45 No.610208

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:23:45 No.610208

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>610191
Surpass chef in skill

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:23:58 No.610209

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:23:58 No.610209

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>>610199
"What? Baldy? He's a pretty swell guy. Why do you wanna kill him?"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:25:14 No.610214

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:25:14 No.610214

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>610209
he insulted my cooking
he must die for his crime and become the thing he claims to hate

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms)
09/22/16(Thu)15:25:24 No.610216

Anonymous (ID: GGKE4Qms) 09/22/16(Thu)15:25:24 No.610216

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>610209
"He doesn't /like/ me...
It's sad."

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:25:37 No.610217

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:25:37 No.610217

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610209
He hates us with a passion, he does not provide professional criticism, and he will never be a true gourmet

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:25:47 No.610218

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:25:47 No.610218

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>610209
I...I dont. I think I need help!

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:25:55 No.610219

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:25:55 No.610219

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>610209
Tell him that he is actually a spy, planning to kill the king and enslave everyone in the castle.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:27:34 No.610223

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:27:34 No.610223

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>>610219
"Oh shit really?!...How's he gonna do that by being a slave to some noble?"

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:28:36 No.610225

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:28:36 No.610225

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>610223
Hes sending messages back to his true liege, telling him when to strike.

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:28:50 No.610226

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:28:50 No.610226

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>610223
Hes a race traitor nuff said

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:29:06 No.610228

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:29:06 No.610228

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>610223
its so he can avoid suspicion
We must eliminate him in secrecy before his plan can be put into action
and I bet he would taste nice as well

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:30:34 No.610231

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:30:34 No.610231

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>>610225
"Dang, that doesn sound terrible. Have you figured out who he was working for?"

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:31:27 No.610232

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:31:27 No.610232

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>610231
An evil black mass.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:31:33 No.610233

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:31:33 No.610233

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>610231
apparently some eastern kingdom

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:31:56 No.610234

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:31:56 No.610234

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>610231

Probably some kind of dark cult.

(Turns out he really is an evil cultist)

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:33:02 No.610237

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:33:02 No.610237

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>610231
Cultists trying to summon Old Gods and shit.
Nasty stuff.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:35:25 No.610240

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:35:25 No.610240

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>>610234
"Wow! Now that does sound terrible! What kind of dark cult?"

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:36:45 No.610247

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:36:45 No.610247

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>610240
>>610233
now go and be careful
there are spys everywhere

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:36:47 No.610248

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:36:47 No.610248

>>610240
A very dark one.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:37:29 No.610253

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:37:29 No.610253

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>610240
They turn all food into Salt. They call their god "The Large One"

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:37:33 No.610254

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:37:33 No.610254

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>610240
>>610237
Gods from outer space, unpronouncable names, big fish-men and the likes.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:38:16 No.610257

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:38:16 No.610257

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>610240

The one that wrote the book of forbidden recipes. He came in here to steal it in order to summon an embodiment of his dark masters but i had it in my possession.

I attempted to destroy it only to find out i was tricked into releasing a dark food spirit into the world.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:39:46 No.610261

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:39:46 No.610261

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>>610253
"Dang! Then we better stop this Cult of The Large One then!"

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:40:55 No.610263

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:40:55 No.610263

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>610261
Yeah dude!
Let's go!
High five him, and through that estabilish a psychotic hive mind

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:41:09 No.610264

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:41:09 No.610264

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>610261
We must first start by banning salty foods and promote alternatives

Salt makes them stronger

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:41:29 No.610266

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:41:29 No.610266

>>610261
yes now be careful they have spys everywhere
(turns out all the bullshit we just spouted is actually true)

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:41:41 No.610268

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:41:41 No.610268

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>610261

It was this cult that wrote the book of forbidden recipes. He came in here to steal it in order to summon an embodiment of his dark masters but i had it in my possession.

I attempted to destroy it only to find out i was tricked into releasing a dark food spirit into the world.

We must find a way to stop them. But first, we need to get you cleaned up, you look like a random hobo instead of a true gourmand.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:41:54 No.610270

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:41:54 No.610270

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>610261
Yes, we must. But first we gotta kill the baldie...

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:42:10 No.610272

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:42:10 No.610272

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>610261
Onward to glory. But we must practice our sneaky ways again.

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:42:31 No.610273

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:42:31 No.610273

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>610266
>>610261
forgot roll

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)15:42:52 No.610274

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)15:42:52 No.610274

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>610261
Nah man, we're just elves, we should leave it to the king. He can take care of it.
But we have to get rid of the bald elf.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:46:06 No.610289

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:46:06 No.610289

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>>610264
Yes! Let us put this plan into motion!

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:47:46 No.610294

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:47:46 No.610294

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>610289

Did you say something?

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:48:31 No.610301

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:48:31 No.610301

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>610289
meanwhile at Balf (bald elfs) room

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:48:47 No.610303

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:48:47 No.610303

>>610289
>tfw we literally gave birth to a canon salt cult

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)15:49:08 No.610305

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)15:49:08 No.610305

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>610289
>He knows
WHAT WAS THAT
SPEAK UP A LITTLE LOUDER

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:50:08 No.610310

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:50:08 No.610310

>>610303
its not the serial killer chef I wanted us to be, but I am happy with the results

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)15:50:48 No.610317

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)15:50:48 No.610317

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>610289
Now! Let's kill that bald elf and forget about the cult afterwards!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:51:59 No.610322

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:51:59 No.610322

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>>610301
"Yum, dirt"

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:52:23 No.610324

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:52:23 No.610324

>>610310
Change name to salt archbishop

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:52:58 No.610327

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:52:58 No.610327

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>610322
>there was feces in that pile

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:53:55 No.610330

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:53:55 No.610330

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>610322
AY AY AY.
GO BACK TO US
WUT DIDJA SAY NIGGER?

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:54:11 No.610333

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:54:11 No.610333

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>610324
good Idea
>>610322
he is the leader of the salt cultists

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:55:33 No.610336

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:55:33 No.610336

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>>610327
What pile

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:56:41 No.610342

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:56:41 No.610342

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>610336
A salty dirt pile

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)15:57:28 No.610345

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)15:57:28 No.610345

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>610336
lets go back to plotting murder
Find some lone elf that would be an easy target to make into food

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)15:57:30 No.610346

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)15:57:30 No.610346

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>610336

Probably not important. Anyway, what were you saying about me knowing about the cult?

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)15:57:37 No.610347

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)15:57:37 No.610347

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>610336
Pile of salt that your assistant is moving.

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:57:40 No.610348

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:57:40 No.610348

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>610336
The pile of meatloaf you have just decided to turn the bald elf into, with the help of your new "friend".

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)15:57:48 No.610349

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)15:57:48 No.610349

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>610336
IN THE PILEDRIVER WE'RE GOING TO PERFORM ON THAT FUGGIN CULTIST ELF!

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)15:58:30 No.610351

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)15:58:30 No.610351

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>610336
Don't worry about it.
Give a knife to our elf comrade and tell him to dispatch of the bald elf when the bald elf least expects it.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)15:58:43 No.610353

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)15:58:43 No.610353

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>>610345
"Why?"

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)15:59:36 No.610358

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)15:59:36 No.610358

>>610345
We should volunteer to cook for the orc slave gladiators

Give them a plate of salted feces to remind them that they have shit taste in anime

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)15:59:49 No.610359

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)15:59:49 No.610359

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>610353
The salt cultist infection is spread wide and deep.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:00:15 No.610360

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:00:15 No.610360

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>610353
the cultists are everywhere
They could even me one of us so we must purge without mercy to ensure we get them all

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:00:22 No.610362

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:00:22 No.610362

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>610353
Chalk it up to old tendencies and tell him to forget about it.
Then give him a knife and tell him to kill bald elf when he least expects to be attacked.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:00:40 No.610363

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:00:40 No.610363

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>610353

Ignore that.

>>610346

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:00:44 No.610364

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:00:44 No.610364

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>610353
PILEDRIVE THE FUGGIN CULTIST!

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:01:03 No.610366

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:01:03 No.610366

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>610353
I mean the cultist.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:02:09 No.610371

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:02:09 No.610371

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>>610364
"Yes, let's go find him then"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:02:42 No.610373

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:02:42 No.610373

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>610371
Shut up cultist.
I head what you said.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:03:00 No.610375

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:03:00 No.610375

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>610371
Sneaking begins

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:03:12 No.610376

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:03:12 No.610376

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>610371
>>610360

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:03:24 No.610377

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:03:24 No.610377

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>610371
We find him and actually kill him this time.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:04:21 No.610381

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:04:21 No.610381

>>610376
No John, you are the cultists.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:04:37 No.610382

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:04:37 No.610382

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610371

You've read the 1st pages of the forbidden book. Greet him with the secret cultist greeting to check if he's actually a cultist or not.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:04:50 No.610385

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:04:50 No.610385

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>>610376
"Wait...if the cultists are everywhere...then...could YOU be one of them?!"

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:09 No.610392

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:09 No.610392

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>610385
they would even be you as well so prove you ain't one
(pull out your knife again and walk towards him)

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:40 No.610393

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:40 No.610393

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>610385

Quite right.

>>610382

If he replies with the counter greeting piledrive him.

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:43 No.610394

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:43 No.610394

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>610385
Convert in to saltism and consult local priest for a baptism of salt

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:44 No.610395

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:44 No.610395

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>610385
A salt demon appears

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:49 No.610396

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:49 No.610396

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>610385
THATS EXACTLY WHAT A CULTIST WOULD SAY YOU CULTIST

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:55 No.610397

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:55 No.610397

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>610385
Nigga I already know you're a cultist.
I just wanna become a culinary king.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:06:56 No.610398

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:06:56 No.610398

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>610385
But what if YOU were a cultist?
PILEDRIVER ON THE ELF!

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:07:37 No.610401

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:07:37 No.610401

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>610385
Yeah, maybe, but the bald elf is definitely one.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:10:30 No.610410

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:10:30 No.610410

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>>610398
"Well I don't know. You seem to know a lot about this cult that you allegedly not a part of. The sudden violence is also verryyy suspicious"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:11:30 No.610413

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:11:30 No.610413

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>610410
Quit your yappin and give me that radio

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW)
09/22/16(Thu)16:11:35 No.610414

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: rlcqGOxW) 09/22/16(Thu)16:11:35 No.610414

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>610410
How am I supposed to combat it without knowing about it huh? Now get back to helping me kill baldy.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:11:50 No.610416

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:11:50 No.610416

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>610410
our psychosis reawakens and causes us to believe our own lies about the salt cult and that everyone except us is a member
also kill our assistant since he might be a cultist

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:12:38 No.610419

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:12:38 No.610419

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>610410
Well, so is a guy shaving his head and eating dirt.

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:12:40 No.610420

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:12:40 No.610420

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>610410
I was a salt cultist all along

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:12:42 No.610421

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:12:42 No.610421

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>610410
It's because we stalked bald elf for a while.
We heard about the cult from eavesdropping on him and hearing about it brought out our old self.
Now take this knife and kill bald elf before the guards get suspicious.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:12:58 No.610423

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:12:58 No.610423

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>610410
DEFLECTING QUESTIONS, ARE WE?
GOURMET POWERS, ACTIVATE!
SONIC SALAD-CHOPPING!

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:14:13 No.610425

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:14:13 No.610425

>>610421
Yo man, why'd my post get deleted?
https://i.gyazo.com/c609881fc0c786be2da260576e785481.png

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:15:28 No.610430

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:15:28 No.610430

>>610425
Looks undeleted on my end

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:16:14 No.610433

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:16:14 No.610433

>>610430
Same

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:16:21 No.610434

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:16:21 No.610434

>>610425
is not deleted thats just a visual bug with 4chan that happens sometimes
kinda like two images getting swapped

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:17:43 No.610439

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:17:43 No.610439

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>>610416
As you move in for the kill...

"SIR! THIS ELF IS A MEMBER OF A DARK CULT BENT ON DESTROYING THE KINGDOM! HE'S GONE MAD! MAD I TELL YOU!"

"Damn cultist!"

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:18:49 No.610442

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:18:49 No.610442

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>610439
SILENCE THE TRAITOR AND THE GUARD

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:19:13 No.610444

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:19:13 No.610444

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>610439
This is why you don't go murder crazy AROUND A FUCKING CULTIST WITH A RADIO IN HIS POCKET.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:19:16 No.610445

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:19:16 No.610445

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>610439
Salt demon appears

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:19:20 No.610446

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:19:20 No.610446

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>610430
Huh, strange.
HRSP's post also looks deleted.
>>610434
Ah, never seen it before.
>>610439
Lies and slander!
We're just psychotic!

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:19:34 No.610447

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:19:34 No.610447

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>610439
I AM THE CHEF'S APPRENTICE! I WAS PREPARING SOME POTATOES FOR TOMORROW, AND I CATCHED THIS ELF SNEAKING AND TALKING TO A RADIO!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)16:19:36 No.610449

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)16:19:36 No.610449

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>610439
ACTIVATE YOUR INNATE POWER AND DESTROY THEM

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:20:10 No.610451

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:20:10 No.610451

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>610439
>>610382

If he is a cultist he will be forced to reply or be turned into salt. That is what those pages have declared!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:20:31 No.610453

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:20:31 No.610453

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>610439
Just calm everyone down

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:20:33 No.610454

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:20:33 No.610454

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>610439
yell that the salt cultists are everywhere and you are trying to purge them before they can destroy the kingdom

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:20:54 No.610455

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:20:54 No.610455

"Let's not get the elves killed"
>Proceeds to get the elves killed

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:22:02 No.610459

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:22:02 No.610459

>>610454
The dangerously overheated pizza should be exploding annnyy minute now, right?

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:22:15 No.610461

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:22:15 No.610461

>>610454
damn I think I missed the time limit
fucking captya making me solve it over 30 fucking times before it let me post

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:23:02 No.610464

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:23:02 No.610464

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>>610446
"YOU SEE?! HE EVEN ADMITTED HE HAS GONE MAD! I TASTED HIS COOKING! IT IS WAY TOO SALTY! JUST LIKE HOW A SALT CULTIST WOULD MAKE THEM!"

"MY GOD! THIS CULTIST MUST BE PUT DOWN!"

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:23:54 No.610467

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:23:54 No.610467

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>610464
Just calm the fuck down

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:24:01 No.610468

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:24:01 No.610468

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>610464
>>610454
the paladins must be warned before its too late

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:24:20 No.610470

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:24:20 No.610470

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>610464

Calm down. Lets be rational here.

>>610451

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:24:31 No.610472

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:24:31 No.610472

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>610464
Attempt to murderize the two witnesses

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)16:24:34 No.610473

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)16:24:34 No.610473

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>610464
Throw your knife at his helmets eye slits

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:25:30 No.610477

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:25:30 No.610477

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>610464
Convince them by making them a salt free dish.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:25:45 No.610478

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:25:45 No.610478

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>610464
I was just cutting potatoes, and i found this slave sneaking around and talking to a radio! Now he's trying to frame me!

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:26:59 No.610483

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:26:59 No.610483

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>610464
We are mad but not a cultist!
That elf fed us some ketchup on steak which drove us mad!

Blacroc Slavesman (ID: KhnoxU4C)
09/22/16(Thu)16:28:36 No.610486

Blacroc Slavesman (ID: KhnoxU4C) 09/22/16(Thu)16:28:36 No.610486

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>610464
AYAYYHGAYAYYGAHAYOOAGAHYOOO

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:29:22 No.610491

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:29:22 No.610491

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>>610472
"AHA! YOUR AGGRESSION CONDEMNS YOU, CULTIST!"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:30:20 No.610493

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:30:20 No.610493

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>610491
HE'S THE CULTIST
HE JUST MADE AND ATE THE FORBIDDEN MEAL
~~a steak with ketchup~~

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:30:24 No.610494

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:30:24 No.610494

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>610491

Thanks for that i don't know what came over me.

>>610451

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)16:30:38 No.610496

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)16:30:38 No.610496

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>610491
Chef saves you!

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:30:48 No.610497

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:30:48 No.610497

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>610491
get up
channel our psychosis into raw power and start screaming about purging cultists loud enough that the city can hear us

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:30:58 No.610498

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:30:58 No.610498

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>610491
The collective salt of all pacifists on this thread creates a salt demon

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:31:09 No.610499

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:31:09 No.610499

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>610491
Stab the guard's foot with our knife
Make him a gourmet.
He will know a true gourmet would never over-salt anything,

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:32:44 No.610506

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:32:44 No.610506

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>610491
Quickly! Make a contract with a really weak demon condemning your soul to the shadow realm!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:33:47 No.610511

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:33:47 No.610511

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>610497
>>610491
Anything but this

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:34:44 No.610515

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:34:44 No.610515

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>>610497
"The hell was that?"

"Sounds like a mad cultist gone...mad"

"Yeah"

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:35:41 No.610516

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:35:41 No.610516

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>610515
Attempt to summon salt elementals

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:36:08 No.610517

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:36:08 No.610517

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>610515
>>610451

Imma get this to happen eventually

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:36:14 No.610518

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:36:14 No.610518

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>610515
Fuck it. Praise the word of salt.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:36:18 No.610519

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:36:18 No.610519

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>610515
Suddenly our struggle with the guard causes a radio falls out of the traitor's pocket

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:36:18 No.610520

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:36:18 No.610520

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>610515
Slip, hit your head and go unconscious

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:36:51 No.610522

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:36:51 No.610522

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610515
now lunge at the cultist guard and your former assistant turned cultist and stab their faces over and over
use the power of psychosis

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:40:29 No.610533

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:40:29 No.610533

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>>610519
Attacking the guard, you make him dodge towards the other elf. As the guard bump into him, there's a sudden sound of something falling onto the floor.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:41:49 No.610536

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:41:49 No.610536

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>610533
TACKLE THE TRAITOR BEFORE HE CAN PICK IT UP

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:41:57 No.610537

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:41:57 No.610537

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>610533
Grab the radio, and imitate the gourmet elf to try and get a response from it.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:42:50 No.610541

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:42:50 No.610541

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>610533

Stop struggling and turn to see what he dropped.

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:43:01 No.610543

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:43:01 No.610543

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>610533
Take the radio and call for backu

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:43:38 No.610547

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:43:38 No.610547

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>610533
Yell out and point that it's right there.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:46:07 No.610560

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:46:07 No.610560

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>>610536
"What is this? Looks like some sort of magical item...Now why would a slave elf have one of these?"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:47:00 No.610566

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:47:00 No.610566

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>610560
Hold him in place and explain everything ~~except for our secret intentions~~

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:47:08 No.610567

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:47:08 No.610567

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>610560
he is the true cultist, they are everywhere and must be made into stew

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:47:09 No.610568

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:47:09 No.610568

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>610560
SNATCH RADIO AND CALL FOR SALT BACKUP

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:47:12 No.610569

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:47:12 No.610569

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>610560
He's part of a secret cult and cabal. Tell the king at once!

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:47:24 No.610570

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:47:24 No.610570

>>610560

Its what I've been telling you! He's a salt cultist!

>>610451

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:48:26 No.610572

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:48:26 No.610572

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>610570

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj)
09/22/16(Thu)16:50:09 No.610575

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj) 09/22/16(Thu)16:50:09 No.610575

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>610560
>>610570

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:51:27 No.610579

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:51:27 No.610579

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>>610569
"DAMN! THis runs deeper than I thought! Hold him down!...Wait a sec...this thing's ringing! The other cultists are trying to contact the bastard!"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:52:22 No.610581

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:52:22 No.610581

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>610579
Continue holding him down.
Don't listen to what he tells you.

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)16:52:32 No.610582

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)16:52:32 No.610582

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>610579
Call for fucking reinforcements over the radio

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:53:19 No.610585

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:53:19 No.610585

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>610579
smash it, they musn't know we are onto them,
kill your former assist to make stew from him
>>610582
we aint the cultist nigga

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:53:21 No.610586

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:53:21 No.610586

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>610579
NOW! PILEDRIVER!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:53:26 No.610587

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:53:26 No.610587

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>610579
Put a potato or something into the cultists mouth and answer the device.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:53:38 No.610590

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:53:38 No.610590

>>610582
Nigga the guard has the radio.
You're gonna get us killed.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)16:54:05 No.610594

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)16:54:05 No.610594

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>610579

Answer it! We shall confirm this cultist's identity!

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:54:15 No.610595

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:54:15 No.610595

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>610579
Tell the guard to answer the call so they reveal themselves!

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)16:54:34 No.610599

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)16:54:34 No.610599

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>610579
Bash his head on the floor, it'll make holding him easier.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)16:56:19 No.610604

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)16:56:19 No.610604

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>>610582
"Great Idea! Answer them! You sound kinda the same, don't let them know we're onto them!"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)16:57:58 No.610611

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)16:57:58 No.610611

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>610604
"Hello" "I've dispatched of the traitorous smiling one, I'm gonna have a little trouble moving the body"

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)16:58:00 No.610613

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)16:58:00 No.610613

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610604
"I took care of the guy that knew about us. Nothing to worry about anymore."

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)16:58:16 No.610615

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)16:58:16 No.610615

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>610604
don't worry we ended the meddlesome chef, the paladins or anyone else won't find out about us till its too late

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)16:59:09 No.610618

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)16:59:09 No.610618

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>610604
"Execute order 666."

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:00:47 No.610621

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:00:47 No.610621

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>610604
Hey there buckaroos, I got the cook. He could never truly understand the glory of salt, but I'm gonna need help hiding the body.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:03:16 No.610629

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:03:16 No.610629

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>>610615
"Oh, that's good to hear"

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:05:03 No.610637

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:05:03 No.610637

>>610629
press F to pay respects

F

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:05:28 No.610639

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:05:28 No.610639

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>610629
Grab the chef's knife in our pocket and jam it straight into his fucking eyeslot before we bleed out.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:05:49 No.610641

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:05:49 No.610641

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>610629
channel your psychotic rage at being so easily fooled, rip and tear the guard and other elf apart

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:06:17 No.610644

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:06:17 No.610644

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>610629
Scream loudly.
F

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:06:23 No.610646

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:06:23 No.610646

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>610629
UNLEASH GOURMET POWERS!
MAXIMUM MARINARA MADNESS!

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:07:05 No.610650

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:07:05 No.610650

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>610629

The pain causes you to lose control of your powers. You instantly cook and consume the flesh of your opponents, thus healing yourself.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:10:34 No.610663

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:10:34 No.610663

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>>610641
"Shush now, little elf. There's no need to be angry. It's over. You can rest now"

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:10:55 No.610664

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:10:55 No.610664

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>610629
>>610646

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:11:33 No.610666

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:11:33 No.610666

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>610663
>There's no need to be angry
FUCK YOU
JAM CHEF KNIFE INTO HIS EYES
HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER WITH PURE RAGE

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:11:35 No.610667

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:11:35 No.610667

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>610663
>>610650

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:11:46 No.610668

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:11:46 No.610668

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>610663
Awaken your inner salt and use it to sprinkle salt over his eyes

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:11:46 No.610669

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:11:46 No.610669

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>610663
RELEASE ALL YOUR POWER ALL AT ONCE TO TAKE THIS GUARD WITH YOU TO DEATH

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:12:26 No.610670

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:12:26 No.610670

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>610663
Merge with the salt from all the anons in this thread
Become captain NaCl

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:12:33 No.610672

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:12:33 No.610672

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>610663
Become the MAD one and slice them all apart.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:12:33 No.610673

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:12:33 No.610673

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>610663
our mentor/head chef saves us

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:12:47 No.610674

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:12:47 No.610674

>Leave for 10 minutes to get a snack
>barbs already killed another PC
If this keeps up we'll eventually all just kill each other's characters and this quest will collapse in on itself.

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:12:49 No.610675

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:12:49 No.610675

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>610663
NO, IT WILL NOT END!
NOT NOW!
NOT EVER!
THE COOK'S FLAME WILL GO ON!
BURN AND ROAST THE HUMAN!

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:13:21 No.610676

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:13:21 No.610676

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>610663
Transfer your consciousness to the guard Star Trek Wrath of Khan style.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:14:52 No.610681

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:14:52 No.610681

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>610674
to be fair I didn't start the whole cult thing, I just ran with it
I originally wanted to become a serial killer chef

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:15:20 No.610683

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:15:20 No.610683

Since we all know how this will emd can we just start a new quest? The murderboners are boring.

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:15:49 No.610684

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:15:49 No.610684

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>610674
Wanpan has come out best so far.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:16:39 No.610688

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:16:39 No.610688

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>>610668
"Ah, good. A little salt goes a long way. Goodbye, Elf chef"

"More like Elf chef apprentice. He's not even a real chef yet"

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)17:16:44 No.610691

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)17:16:44 No.610691

>>610683
this
the DUDE LMAO KILL HIM shit is out of hand

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:17:26 No.610694

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:17:26 No.610694

>>610683
>>610674
>>610691
Ah yes I see, OP has succeded to get the salt flowing and soon he will begin his harvest to sustain his life.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:17:35 No.610696

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:17:35 No.610696

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>610688
>>610650

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:17:40 No.610697

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:17:40 No.610697

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>610688
Press X not die

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:17:40 No.610698

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:17:40 No.610698

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>610688
>>610673
turns out he saw the whole thing

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:18:05 No.610701

MC Herbalist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:18:05 No.610701

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>610688
WHAT
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
THE FLAME WILL GO ON!
BURN AND ROAST!
BURN AND ROAST!
BURN AND ROAST!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:18:08 No.610702

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:18:08 No.610702

>>610681
That still would've gotten us into trouble and killed us. Also you did do >>610497

>>610684
He'll eventually just become a weeb because of his character like how canon keeps on trying to turn the sad one into a psychopath murder because of his history.

>>610694
I'm just pointing out the obvious

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:18:17 No.610703

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:18:17 No.610703

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>610688
Last words: I fucked your dad.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:18:33 No.610705

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:18:33 No.610705

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>610669
>>610688

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)17:19:17 No.610707

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)17:19:17 No.610707

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>610688
TrANSFORM

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:19:17 No.610708

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:19:17 No.610708

>>610703

Because there always has to be someone...

OP must be laughing his ass off right now.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:20:33 No.610712

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:20:33 No.610712

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>>610703
"Yeah well your food sucks"

Da End

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:21:27 No.610714

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:21:27 No.610714

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>610712
Wasn't he busy eating dirt ?

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:21:45 No.610715

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:21:45 No.610715

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>610712

refuse to let it end this way!

>>610650

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:21:48 No.610717

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:21:48 No.610717

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>610702
and that was once shit had already gotten out of hand
at the point before that when OP dragged in the guard the fate of us was sealed
Don't blame me blame OP
>>610712
turns out our mentor say everything
but that is a story for another adventure

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:21:59 No.610718

Horny Reptilian Salt Priest (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:21:59 No.610718

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>610712
Awaken murderboner from excess salt and fuck the hair back on the bald one

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:12 No.610719

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:12 No.610719

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>610712
Food God saves him

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:18 No.610721

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:18 No.610721

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>610712
GG

MEANWHILE AT HOODED BONES LOCATION

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:23 No.610722

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:23 No.610722

>>610708
There was no way out at this point. OP decided we were dead a few rolls ago.

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:24 No.610723

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:24 No.610723

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>610712
NOPE FUCK THAT
FUCK DEATH
FUCK BALDIE
FUCK GUARDS
FUCK MYSELF!
FIRE WILL BURN!
BURN AND ROAST
BURN AND ROAST
BURN AND ROAST
BURN AND ROAST

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:37 No.610725

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:37 No.610725

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>610712
It was the bald elf all along?
RAGE! RAGE AT BEING DUPED!
YOU WERE RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT!

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)17:22:50 No.610727

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)17:22:50 No.610727

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>610712
revive?

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:23:05 No.610731

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:23:05 No.610731

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>610712
Oh shit, we were right. The bald elf really was an evil cultist

Last action, throw dirt in his mouth.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:23:44 No.610735

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:23:44 No.610735

>>610717
Then what about >>610416

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:25:37 No.610742

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:25:37 No.610742

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>>610717
[smooth jazz plays over credits]

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:25:38 No.610743

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:25:38 No.610743

>>610717
You are so full of shit.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:26:21 No.610745

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:26:21 No.610745

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>610742
Check out the extra bonus content for this film

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:26:47 No.610747

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:26:47 No.610747

>>610717
>Don't blame me blame OP
Fuck you.
You wanted to attack him and started this shit.

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:26:49 No.610749

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:26:49 No.610749

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>610742
THE CREDITS BURN
EVERYTHING BURNS
LIFE IS FIRE!

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:26:55 No.610750

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:26:55 No.610750

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>610742
Marvel post-credits scene.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:27:08 No.610753

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:27:08 No.610753

>>610742
Do we have to continue Civ Quest? We are just gonna commit suicide anyway. Its not fun.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:27:17 No.610754

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:27:17 No.610754

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>610742
Wait for the post-credits scene

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:28:50 No.610761

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:28:50 No.610761

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>this entire portion of the quest

Can we start a new one with the Dragons since the Elf protagonist got killed off.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:29:21 No.610765

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:29:21 No.610765

>>610753
Yeah there's the problem now.
I don't wanna swap to any character because there's five people rolling to get the current protag killed.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:29:32 No.610767

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:29:32 No.610767

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>610742
don't forget to add "Head chef vs the salt cult" to the strawpol once this thing is over and all the other races have finished dieing OP
I actually wanna see it

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:29:41 No.610768

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:29:41 No.610768

>>610761
No. That would be the second most boring.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:31:04 No.610773

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:31:04 No.610773

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>>610754
"Oh hey, greetings, little elf that suspiciously looks like the smiling elf I just burried"

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:31:44 No.610776

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:31:44 No.610776

>>610767
It's as though you just want to ruin other people's fun.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:31:51 No.610777

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:31:51 No.610777

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>610773
OH FUCK

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:31:56 No.610779

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:31:56 No.610779

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>610773

Cook the bald one

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:32:18 No.610783

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:32:18 No.610783

>>610773
>inb4 OP one shots Smiling Ones child

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:32:21 No.610784

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:32:21 No.610784

>>610767
For my contribution, I promote myself to Salt Bishop

>>610773
OSHIT NIGGA

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:32:33 No.610785

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:32:33 No.610785

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>610773
Pounce on him and eat his face

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:32:36 No.610786

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:32:36 No.610786

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>610773
BURN AND ROAST!
BURN AND ROAST!
BURN AND ROAST!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:32:53 No.610789

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:32:53 No.610789

>>610773
W-wh-what?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:33:18 No.610793

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:33:18 No.610793

>>610773
>little elf
I swear to god if that's his son which somehow survived the kingslap.

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)17:33:32 No.610794

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)17:33:32 No.610794

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>610773
yoo we elf god now

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:33:41 No.610795

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:33:41 No.610795

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>610773
the demigod lives

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:34:00 No.610798

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:34:00 No.610798

>avenging your father plot point discovered!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:34:11 No.610799

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:34:11 No.610799

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>>610773
"It's almost like your his son that secretly survived or something! Why is that?"

"Cheap plot device"

The End.

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:34:43 No.610802

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:34:43 No.610802

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>610773
I'm the new enslaved master chef assistant.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:35:30 No.610804

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:35:30 No.610804

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>610799
So dragons next time ?
Rolling to see how many posts the messiah get before being killed

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:35:53 No.610808

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:35:53 No.610808

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>610799
fuck, try to remember to add "head chef and smiling one jr vs the salt cult" to the strawpoll
in case I ain't around to remind you

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:35:53 No.610809

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:35:53 No.610809

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>610799
Salt demons

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL)
09/22/16(Thu)17:36:09 No.610811

Anonymous (ID: sEVu17TL) 09/22/16(Thu)17:36:09 No.610811

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>610799
can we avenge our Father now?

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:36:10 No.610812

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:36:10 No.610812

>>610799
Remember to add "little elf demigod" to the strawpoll list, OP.
Or he could be the new Elf hero.

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:36:48 No.610814

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:36:48 No.610814

>>610804
Are there any barbs we can play and kill or find and kill.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:37:01 No.610816

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:37:01 No.610816

>>610804
Welp

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:38:45 No.610821

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:38:45 No.610821

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>>610809
"WOOP WOOPY DOOPY DOO DOO WOOOO"

THat's the official Salt Demon mating call

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:39:19 No.610827

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:39:19 No.610827

I kind of want to return to the civ thing just so that people like canon don't do stupid shit that gets the protagonists of other races killed. Maybe give each race a +20 when making decisions based around their own characters.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:40:16 No.610831

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:40:16 No.610831

>>610821
And that is what Smiling One died for, folks.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:40:25 No.610832

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:40:25 No.610832

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>610821
Suspicious notDragonInDisguise Salt Bishop answers the mating call

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:40:45 No.610834

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:40:45 No.610834

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>610821
though I agree with the people about cutting this thing short and ending the whole Civ thing aftermath.
We all know how its gonna end at this point since People seem to be hung up about it and seem to be confusing me making shit interesting and mistaking it for intentional sabotage just because I am namefagging

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:41:30 No.610836

Anonymous (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:41:30 No.610836

>>610827
We should play as a character in the world but not tied to the races, maybe?

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:41:57 No.610839

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:41:57 No.610839

>>610834
Your ID would also point out your fuckery

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:42:18 No.610843

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:42:18 No.610843

>>610827

Lotta good that'll do now that two races went to shit.

>>610834

Making things interesting is different from having a raging murderboner

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)17:42:50 No.610847

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)17:42:50 No.610847

>>610834
The journey is more important that the destination

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:43:25 No.610850

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:43:25 No.610850

>>610834
>We all know how its gonna end at this point
Nigga that's why we're here.
To change fate, but everyone's so fucking set on killing them off before we can even do it.

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:43:51 No.610857

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:43:51 No.610857

>>610847
This guy gets it.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:44:02 No.610859

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:44:02 No.610859

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>>610832
This is what Smiling One death's ultimately means.

A dragon getting sodomized by a being made of salt

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:44:38 No.610862

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:44:38 No.610862

>>610836
I could see that working but I , and presumably others, want to keep the old characters and cultivate them. It's either starting new or keeping what we have.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:12 No.610864

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:12 No.610864

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>610859
hey is that dragon messiah?
switch to him so we can laugh at him

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:17 No.610865

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:17 No.610865

>>610859
Well...
*unzips*

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:28 No.610868

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:28 No.610868

>>610834
How about we dedicate the little time we have left to plant some insurances just ~in case~ OP sets civ thing 2 in the east of the Kingdom as oppposed to west?

Like leaving behind our knowledge and magic or some shit for the eastern covs to discover to fight the kingdom better. I want to leave a cave painting behind that says "fuck the orcs"

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:44 No.610870

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:44 No.610870

>>610862
Keeping what we have is pointless because Horny and Canon are being assholes about it

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:53 No.610871

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:53 No.610871

>>610864
Dragon messiah is more bloodied and scaleless.

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:45:56 No.610872

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:45:56 No.610872

So what's next?

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:46:00 No.610874

Anonymous (ID: TNujfkVD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:46:00 No.610874

>>610847
>>610859
I mean I agree but when this is the destination you gotta admit you want a more fulfilling ending.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:46:33 No.610877

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:46:33 No.610877

>>610870
But muh feels

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:47:04 No.610881

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:47:04 No.610881

>>610870
Rock Solid would be too if he were here.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:47:06 No.610882

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:47:06 No.610882

>>610839
yeah but if I didn't have a name in the first place then there wouln't be anyone proper to place the blame on
>>610843
its better than what you wanted to do which was
>Make food
>Make food
>Make food
>Make food
>repeat
without any proper notion of progress at anything
If I didn't step in to try to change shit up we would still be mindlessly making food

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:47:08 No.610883

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:47:08 No.610883

>>610874
Well his butt is being pretty filled right now. Hachachachacha

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:48:07 No.610886

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:48:07 No.610886

>>610868
Seems like a worthwhile idea.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:49:16 No.610891

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:49:16 No.610891

>>610882
We probably would've just called you the edgefag. Also trying to kill others isn't a good way to drive the plot forward. Learning magic and other skills are.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:49:44 No.610893

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:49:44 No.610893

>>610882
>its better than what you wanted to do
We were putting him on a road to recovery from his loss.
You don't just escape or become a master chef without making some goddamn prep work.

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:50:16 No.610894

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:50:16 No.610894

>>610882
That isnt what happened at all you flying cunt rocket. We had the forbidden recipes, we had fed townsfolk, trying to gain king favor, made up a fucking salt cult and all you wanna do is commit suicide.

ID, Name or not, that is on you, not OP.

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/22/16(Thu)17:51:38 No.610900

Anonymous (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/22/16(Thu)17:51:38 No.610900

>>610882

>its better than X

That's your own opinion.

>If I didn't step in to try to change shit up we would still be mindlessly making food

If you didn't try and change shit up the smiling one would probably still be alive.

Though I won't mention the manlet prince. That's a completely different incident.

Trip or not this is on you, we'd still blame you via ID.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:55:08 No.610916

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:55:08 No.610916

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Since obviously we all want this to end as quick as possible, who wants to continue with the dragons

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:55:51 No.610918

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:55:51 No.610918

>>610916
Just skip it and make a cliffnotes version for all 3 races

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)17:55:54 No.610919

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)17:55:54 No.610919

>>610891
I wasn't trying to drive the plot forward, just make something different and interesting happen
>>610894
funny thing is that THIS TIME I DIDN'T SUICIDE, OP LITERALLY JUST KILLED US OUT OF NOWHERE
BECAUSE HE IS AN INCONSISTENT ASSCLOWN THAT DECIDES SHIT ON A WHIM BECAUSE HE IS A CRAZY PERSON

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)17:56:01 No.610920

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)17:56:01 No.610920

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>610916
sure, why not

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG)
09/22/16(Thu)17:56:24 No.610922

MC Arsonist (ID: uAziVGDG) 09/22/16(Thu)17:56:24 No.610922

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>610916
Go dragons
First action: use headbutt against wall and die

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)17:56:35 No.610924

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)17:56:35 No.610924

>>610916
Lets do it

I want to see how long before he gets killed off and or raped

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)17:56:46 No.610925

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)17:56:46 No.610925

>>610916
Like now? OP how do you have the time?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)17:56:47 No.610926

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)17:56:47 No.610926

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>610916
I don't wanna end it as quick as possible.
I just want it to actually be an adventure instead of fighting "get yourself killed" every post.
Can we just have every remaining hero unit read this book beforehand?
But sure why not dragons

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:57:18 No.610927

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:57:18 No.610927

>>610919
Nah, Nigz that was you trying to stab people randomly. Even if the guard wasnt a cultist he would have stabbed you for doing stupid shit

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)17:57:29 No.610931

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)17:57:29 No.610931

>>610925
What do you mean do i have the time

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)17:57:38 No.610932

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)17:57:38 No.610932

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>610916
Sure

Use innate holy power (its a fucking demigod) to transfer all knowledge of magic far away for an inheritor hostile to the kingdom to inherit the legacy and use it to fight the kingdom

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)17:58:58 No.610938

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)17:58:58 No.610938

>>610932
For the millionth time, we have no magic

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)17:59:19 No.610939

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)17:59:19 No.610939

>>610916
Do the Dragon.

Also I have an idea I want to propose. We could be the a different Elf such as the formerly high priestess or her younger sister for the time being. We play as her and drive the plot forward. Have her learn some sort of age progression potion and give it the smiling one presumed son. That will actually drive the plot forward.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:02:32 No.610950

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:02:32 No.610950

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And now, because I clearly don't know any better. The Dragon "Messiah". Stripped of his golden scales and magic, he and the rest of the dragons are now slave labourers.

Currently it's the middle of the night but he was awoken by somebody screaming about the salt cult.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:03:36 No.610958

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:03:36 No.610958

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>610950
See how many dragons are left

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)18:03:42 No.610959

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)18:03:42 No.610959

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>610950
investigate

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:03:49 No.610960

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:03:49 No.610960

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>610950
break own neck

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:04:02 No.610961

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:04:02 No.610961

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>610950
Look around room/location. What's here?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:04:10 No.610962

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:04:10 No.610962

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>610950
Check dragons

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)18:04:29 No.610963

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)18:04:29 No.610963

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>610958
>>610950

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh)
09/22/16(Thu)18:04:36 No.610964

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh) 09/22/16(Thu)18:04:36 No.610964

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>610950
He dies from anal rape lolz, da end niggurz

420blaze
Fukyoo dragz lololololol

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:04:38 No.610965

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:04:38 No.610965

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>610950
Find out the origin of that noise

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)18:05:29 No.610970

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)18:05:29 No.610970

>>610964
Every. Fucking. Time

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:06:23 No.610973

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:06:23 No.610973

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>>610964

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:07:23 No.610977

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:07:23 No.610977

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>610973
>>610958

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)18:07:24 No.610978

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)18:07:24 No.610978

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>610973
okay, now go investigate the noise

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:07:25 No.610979

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:07:25 No.610979

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>610973
Inspect dragons

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh)
09/22/16(Thu)18:07:28 No.610980

Anonymous (ID: XXHiNDfh) 09/22/16(Thu)18:07:28 No.610980

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>610973
Queen salt demon rapes him in the anus!

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:07:29 No.610981

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:07:29 No.610981

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>610973
slip and break own neck

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:08:06 No.610985

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:08:06 No.610985

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>610973
Look around. Where we at? Other dragos? Map pls.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:12:24 No.610999

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:12:24 No.610999

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>>610977
About 4 including you. THanks to a recent string of serial killings that da man is covering up as suicides

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:13:32 No.611004

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:13:32 No.611004

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>610999
Check the level of security they have on us

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:14:17 No.611008

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:14:17 No.611008

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>610999
slowly realise that not even you are immune to the desire for a hoard,
Start collecting extra smooth/shiny rocks as an attempt to satisfy the urges

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:14:51 No.611011

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:14:51 No.611011

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>610999
OP can we get like the imprisioned dragon daily schedule on the wall of our pen? I'd like to look at it.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:17:27 No.611018

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:17:27 No.611018

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>>611004
YOur slave cave is as always being surrounded by guards and watchtowers

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:17:51 No.611019

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:17:51 No.611019

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611018
>>611008

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:18:10 No.611022

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:18:10 No.611022

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>611018
so, what's stopping us from flying out of there?

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:18:15 No.611024

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:18:15 No.611024

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>611018
>>611008

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)18:18:40 No.611027

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)18:18:40 No.611027

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>611018
check our stats

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:18:56 No.611029

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:18:56 No.611029

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>611018
Has dad called recently to check in on his not so golden boy?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:19:25 No.611030

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:19:25 No.611030

>>611022
The watchtowers manned by archers and wizards

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:21:04 No.611038

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:21:04 No.611038

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>>611019
Shiny

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:21:47 No.611042

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:21:47 No.611042

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>611038
>>611011

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:21:53 No.611043

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:21:53 No.611043

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>611038
>>611029

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)18:22:11 No.611045

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)18:22:11 No.611045

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>611038
Dig underground in Greed Mode for shiny rocks

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:22:16 No.611047

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:22:16 No.611047

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>611038
other dragons take notice of your shiny rocks

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:22:22 No.611048

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:22:22 No.611048

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>611038
Start hoarding everything, even salt

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:22:37 No.611049

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:22:37 No.611049

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>611038
Call dragon god and ask why the fuck he's not doing anything

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)18:22:56 No.611050

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)18:22:56 No.611050

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>611038
we need to find a really good hiding place for all these nice rocks

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)18:23:33 No.611053

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)18:23:33 No.611053

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>611038
use master level pickpocking to pickpocket shiny armor from guards

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:26:26 No.611064

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:26:26 No.611064

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>>611049
You called the old man out, but he's not answering. Ignoring you. His only son. How could he.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)18:27:31 No.611068

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)18:27:31 No.611068

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>611022
>>611030
And the lack of wings

>>611064
Dig
We need more shinies

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:27:34 No.611069

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:27:34 No.611069

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>611064
Keep calling him for the whole night if need be.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:27:40 No.611070

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:27:40 No.611070

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>611064
see if praying to the Kobold God will work
she's your half-sister

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:28:18 No.611071

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:28:18 No.611071

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>611064
offer your dad your shiny rock if he doesn't accept something bad must have happened to him, you must reach heaven to find out what

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)18:28:28 No.611072

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)18:28:28 No.611072

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611064
>>611050

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:28:55 No.611074

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:28:55 No.611074

>>611068
Dragons still have their wings

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)18:29:37 No.611076

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)18:29:37 No.611076

>>611074
But not the messiah

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:31:01 No.611078

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:31:01 No.611078

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>611064
>>611008

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:31:27 No.611080

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:31:27 No.611080

>>611076
He was descaled, I dont think he was dewinged unless I missed it somewhere.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:32:50 No.611083

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:32:50 No.611083

>>611080
His wings are shredded compared to other dragons.
You can only really see it in the first aftermath thread.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)18:33:06 No.611084

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)18:33:06 No.611084

>>611080
Without out scales we'll probably die from arrows

I saw we dig in the general direction of the Royal Treasury and sacrifice 99% of all the treasures there to empower Dragon God

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:33:07 No.611085

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:33:07 No.611085

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>>611068
Back then it was the goblins who did the digging for shinies. Now you can see them walking freely in the streets with coin in hand. Being free citizens. It's like they're mocking the dragons.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)18:33:31 No.611088

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)18:33:31 No.611088

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>>611080

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:33:54 No.611091

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:33:54 No.611091

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>611071
>>611085
beg father for freedom

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:34:04 No.611092

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:34:04 No.611092

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>611085
let's roll dice to see if we find jackshit or something really good

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:34:14 No.611093

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:34:14 No.611093

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>611085
Resist the shinies.
We're a messiah damn it.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:34:35 No.611094

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:34:35 No.611094

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>611083
>>611088
That probably explains it then. I didn't notice they were so shredded.
>>611085
Try to talk to your little sister kobold god.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)18:35:34 No.611098

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)18:35:34 No.611098

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>611085
DIG FOR TREASURE

DIG IN THE DIRECTION OF THE ROYAL TREASURY

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:38:54 No.611110

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:38:54 No.611110

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>>611092
Oh look, another shiny rock

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:39:15 No.611112

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:39:15 No.611112

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>611110
>>611091

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:39:43 No.611114

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:39:43 No.611114

>>611110
>>611008

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:05 No.611120

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:05 No.611120

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>611110
time to page the other gods
pray to Kobold God and see if she'll give us a blessing

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:26 No.611121

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:26 No.611121

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>611110
See if kobold god picks up your call

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:30 No.611123

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:30 No.611123

>>611085
Hi OP. Why aren't you using your name?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:40 No.611126

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:40 No.611126

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>611110
>>611093

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:45 No.611127

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:45 No.611127

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>611114
Rolling

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)18:40:58 No.611129

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)18:40:58 No.611129

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>611110
Approach the walls of your enclosure, get a kobold's attention

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)18:41:04 No.611131

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)18:41:04 No.611131

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>611110
DIG FOR MORE

WEALTH EMPOWERS US

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:49:00 No.611155

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:49:00 No.611155

Ops captchya broke
He is unable to post

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:51:19 No.611161

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:51:19 No.611161

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>>611120
Half sister, why ahve you abandon meeee

>>611123
Been posting on /v/, switching names is a a hassle and I don't use names for regular adventures anyway. Civ Thing was a very special case

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/22/16(Thu)18:52:16 No.611169

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/22/16(Thu)18:52:16 No.611169

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>611161
Wonder what happened to your mother

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:52:25 No.611171

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:52:25 No.611171

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>611161
>>611091

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)18:52:39 No.611173

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)18:52:39 No.611173

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>611161
Maybe the other gods won't forsake you?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:53:27 No.611177

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:53:27 No.611177

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>611161
Meanwhile in the realm of god

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)18:54:17 No.611178

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)18:54:17 No.611178

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>611161
Pray to ayylien god or salt god

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)18:54:18 No.611179

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)18:54:18 No.611179

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>611169
I'm pretty sure she's in dragon haven and she's been there ever since the coalition attack on the barbarians.

>>611161
Keep on asking her. She'll eventually respond.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:54:47 No.611184

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:54:47 No.611184

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>>611173
Damnit, you don't know their number

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)18:55:14 No.611187

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)18:55:14 No.611187

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>611184
>>611091

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)18:55:28 No.611188

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)18:55:28 No.611188

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>611184
OP can we get like the imprisioned dragon daily schedule on the wall of our pen? I'd like to look at it.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)18:55:42 No.611189

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)18:55:42 No.611189

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>611184
Start dialing random numbers and see who picks up

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)18:56:03 No.611191

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)18:56:03 No.611191

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>611184
1-800-BLOOD

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)18:56:09 No.611192

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)18:56:09 No.611192

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611184
'Sis. It's me dragon messiah. I really need your help right about now.'

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)18:56:25 No.611193

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)18:56:25 No.611193

>>611188
YOu'd like to but your rolls sure don't

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:00:55 No.611212

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:00:55 No.611212

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>>611192
"Br....r....do....t....com.....heav.....dang..r....dea......now.....run......"

Man the connection here sucks

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:01:53 No.611221

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:01:53 No.611221

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611212
>>611091

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:02:00 No.611222

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:02:00 No.611222

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>611212
Wake up the rest of the dragons to help make the connection better

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:02:16 No.611223

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:02:16 No.611223

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>611212
clearly, they're jamming our connection
we need to restore our connection to the gods by making a temple

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:03:45 No.611231

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:03:45 No.611231

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>611212
Either A. the sword jasons got to heaven
or B. Greg's mom is stronger than greg

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:03:50 No.611233

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:03:50 No.611233

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611212
>run
RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:04:07 No.611234

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:04:07 No.611234

If we could move outside the city we could probably get a better connection. Unfortunately the only two characters who could actually move freely died. *sigh*

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:07:58 No.611256

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:07:58 No.611256

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>>611222
"w-wuh?"

"What do you need, muh lord?"

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:09:37 No.611266

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:09:37 No.611266

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>611256
QUICK

CONCENTRATE AND STACK TOGETHER LIKE A TOWER TO HELP ME TALK WITH THE GODS!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:10:00 No.611269

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:10:00 No.611269

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>611256
I'm trying to talk with God and I need your help

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:10:12 No.611270

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:10:12 No.611270

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>611071
>>611256
offer all your collective rocks for freedom

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:13:08 No.611287

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:13:08 No.611287

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>>611269
"Alright boss"

"What do we need to do?"

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:13:42 No.611294

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:13:42 No.611294

>the other gods are dead
Would you like to take some time to hear about our Lord and Inciter, Salt God?

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:14:10 No.611300

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:14:10 No.611300

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>611287
>>611266
THE INCREASED HEIGHT AND DRAGONS WILL HELP THE CONNECTION

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:14:13 No.611301

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:14:13 No.611301

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>611287
form a tower of dragons
I have to get closer to heaven

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:15:30 No.611307

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:15:30 No.611307

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>611287
Just channel our thoughts to the big jew and better sister in the sky.

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO)
09/22/16(Thu)19:17:16 No.611317

Anonymous (ID: hQq3I7RO) 09/22/16(Thu)19:17:16 No.611317

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>611287
RAISE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO ME

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:17:20 No.611319

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:17:20 No.611319

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>611287
>>611301
>>611300

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:18:28 No.611323

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:18:28 No.611323

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>>611300
"Hey guys, check out the dragons"

"The fuck are they doing?"

"I dunno...some sort of performance art?"

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:19:32 No.611327

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:19:32 No.611327

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>611323
It works perfectly

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:19:35 No.611328

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:19:35 No.611328

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>611323
START PRAYING TO KOBOLD GOD AGAIN
SAVE US HALF SISTER

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)19:19:58 No.611330

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)19:19:58 No.611330

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>611323
call your sister back

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:21:00 No.611333

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:21:00 No.611333

>>611323
SAVE YOUR BIG BRO AND HIS FRIENDS SISTER
USE YOUR POWER AND DELIVER US FROM THIS

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:21:19 No.611335

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:21:19 No.611335

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>611323
Perfect connection

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:22:02 No.611337

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:22:02 No.611337

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>611333
And roll

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:23:00 No.611341

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:23:00 No.611341

>>611323
I missed the gobbos episode what happened with them?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:24:29 No.611347

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:24:29 No.611347

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>>611328
"BROTHER! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! DO NOT COME TO HEAVEN! IT'S DANGEROUS! EVERYBODY'S DEAD! I'M ON THE RUN RIGHT NOW AND DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE IT"

"The fuck am I looking at here"

"I dunno, a projection of a floating head just appeared outta thin air and talked to the dragons?"

"Eh, seems like a regular thursday"

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:25:31 No.611352

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:25:31 No.611352

>>611341
See here >>600481 for details

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:25:45 No.611353

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:25:45 No.611353

>>611341
Everything was going fine and the goblins were on their way to making a musical for the king and eventually freedom but then some retards (humans) got the goblin king killed.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:25:48 No.611354

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:25:48 No.611354

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>611347
oh shit
we have to save our sister

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:25:50 No.611355

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:25:50 No.611355

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>611347
Sounds like a bad idea, we should fly to heaven. Might be fun

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:26:33 No.611362

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:26:33 No.611362

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>611347
PLEASE HELP US
YOU HAD MANLETS WORSHIP YOU
CAN YOU GIVE US A TUNNELING DEVICE TO ESCAPE?

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:26:49 No.611365

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:26:49 No.611365

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>611347
What are you running from?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:29:42 No.611384

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:29:42 No.611384

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>>611362
"HERE HAVE THIS DRILL, OH SHIT GOTTA GO BYYYYEEEEEEeeee--"

"Did that floating head just gave the dragons a bigass drills"

"I had a talking lady head give me things all the time"

"Your mom doesn't count"

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:30:02 No.611387

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:30:02 No.611387

>>611353
Wow what the fuck humans. You've proven to be the cunt race so far.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:30:29 No.611390

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:30:29 No.611390

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>611384
We must save sister, no matter the cost, We have to reach her the quickest way possible and get to heaven
All dragons, Snap own necks

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:30:42 No.611391

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:30:42 No.611391

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>611384
Wield the drill
We'll pierce the heavens
but for now, we'll pierce the ground to find some treasures

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:31:02 No.611393

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:31:02 No.611393

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611384
Now dig dragons dig

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:31:16 No.611394

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:31:16 No.611394

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>611384
Use the drill to escape as fast as possible then find a hideout

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:31:30 No.611396

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:31:30 No.611396

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>611384
Stay away from heaven.
Keep on the downlow so sister doesn't die.
Learn how to drill

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:31:58 No.611398

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:31:58 No.611398

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>611384
Hide the drill somewhere. Maybe a dragons rectum.

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)19:32:17 No.611400

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)19:32:17 No.611400

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>611384
dig to freedom, then save our sister

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:33:48 No.611404

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:33:48 No.611404

>tfw no more god banter
This is far more depressing than what I expected

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:35:18 No.611412

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:35:18 No.611412

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>>611393
"Hey waitasec, those dragons are digging an escape tunnel!"

"We should stop them!"

"You guys ever felt like we're standing around here because it's an easy and cheap way to do scenes without much effort"

>>611387
In any consolation, the goblins are official citizens and thus the least dead

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:36:24 No.611417

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:36:24 No.611417

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>611412
While the dragons dig for treasure.
~~MEANWHILE IN THE GOD REALM~~

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:36:24 No.611418

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:36:24 No.611418

>>611404
This is all your fault Salt heretic. You anonymous believes have poisoned everything. ~~Seriously though Inwouldnt be surprised if the thing she was running from was Salt satan~~

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:36:40 No.611423

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:36:40 No.611423

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611412
DIG TOWARD THE CITADELS TUNNELS
WE NEED TO FIND SOME TRACES OF OUR MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)19:36:43 No.611425

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)19:36:43 No.611425

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>611412
tunnel to a nearby forest

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:37:02 No.611427

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:37:02 No.611427

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>611412
DIG OUR ESCAPE PAST THESE WALLS
THANK YOU KOBOLD GOD

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:37:09 No.611430

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:37:09 No.611430

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611412
Tunnel until the last minute and the ambush guards when they get near the tunnel.

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:38:18 No.611440

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:38:18 No.611440

>>611418
nah I doubt OP is that creative, its allmighty god making his move and eating all the other gods and shit to get their powers and become the only being in heaven

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:38:29 No.611441

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:38:29 No.611441

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>611418
>You and your beliefs have poisoned everything

Fucking auto correct man.

>>611412
Dig mutha fucka dig!

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)19:38:42 No.611444

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)19:38:42 No.611444

I have a dank feeling that Sad One dies once I reach the bottom of this thread

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:39:06 No.611445

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:39:06 No.611445

Kobbos officially raised to status of bro tier race. I feel bad laughing when a pebble killed king kobs now

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)19:39:51 No.611450

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)19:39:51 No.611450

>>610629
F

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:40:08 No.611452

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:40:08 No.611452

>>611444
You only need to reach half the thread :^)

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:40:09 No.611453

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:40:09 No.611453

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>>611423
"EY! COME BACK HEAR LIZARDS"

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:40:18 No.611454

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:40:18 No.611454

>>611444
~~The barbarians also killed him~~

~~It also turns out his kid survived~~

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:23 No.611463

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:23 No.611463

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>611453
ATTACK THOSE HUMANS WITH OUR DRILL
WE'RE THE MESSIAH AND WE'RE COMING HOME

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:24 No.611464

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:24 No.611464

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>611453
DIG FASTER

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:33 No.611466

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:33 No.611466

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>611453
Collapse the tunnels behind the drill while digging

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:49 No.611467

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:49 No.611467

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>611453
Turn around and let yourself be penetrated by the big thick spears of the kingdoms guards.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:50 No.611468

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:50 No.611468

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>611453
Dig upwards but not to the surface. Carry Messiah using the other dragons who still have wings

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:41:54 No.611469

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:41:54 No.611469

>>611453
"We must save sister"
continue heading towards citadel, we must find shit of power

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:45:28 No.611486

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:45:28 No.611486

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>>611464
"YOu idiots!"

"We put you inside that enclosure for your own safety!"

"Don't you know there's a serial killer targetting dragons on the loose?!"

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:46:24 No.611491

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:46:24 No.611491

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>611486
MUST DIG

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:46:39 No.611494

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:46:39 No.611494

>>611486
Calm down and listen.
Why did you put these restraints on us then?
What/Who are they
~~>inb4 us~~

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:46:59 No.611499

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:46:59 No.611499

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>611486
THAT CANNOT BE
YOU'RE JUST TRICKING US SO WE GO BACK INTO OUR CAGE
KEEP DIGGING FOR THE CITADEL

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:47:01 No.611500

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:47:01 No.611500

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>611486
THATS BULLSHIT

KEEP DIGGING

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:47:30 No.611501

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:47:30 No.611501

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611486
Keep on going

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:47:32 No.611502

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:47:32 No.611502

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>611486
"we must save sister kobold goddess"
continue towards citadel

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:47:40 No.611503

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:47:40 No.611503

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>611486
KEEP DIGGING

BELIEVE IN THE DRILL THAT BELIEVES IN YOU

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:47:40 No.611504

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:47:40 No.611504

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>611494
>>611486

Fucking rolls goddman

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)19:48:45 No.611512

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)19:48:45 No.611512

>>611504
NOOOO WHY

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:49:56 No.611513

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:49:56 No.611513

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>611486
Diiiiiggggggggggg

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:50:45 No.611518

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:50:45 No.611518

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>>611500
"DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE MASS DRAGON "SUICIDES" FROM THE LAST EPISODE THAT HAD DRAGONS IMPALED UP THEIR BUTTS, DUMBASSESSSSSSSS--"

Then they're blocked off by the tunnel collapsing behind you.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:51:14 No.611521

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:51:14 No.611521

>>611513
Wew

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:51:53 No.611523

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:51:53 No.611523

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>611518
>>611502
somethings going down in heaven and you must try to stop it

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:51:58 No.611524

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:51:58 No.611524

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>611518
HAVE THE OTHER DRAGONS HOLD UP THE CAVE WHILE WE DRILL FOR THE CITADEL

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:52:32 No.611527

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:52:32 No.611527

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>611518
Try finding which way is up and down.

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:52:36 No.611528

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:52:36 No.611528

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>611518
Meanwhile, in heaven.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:53:20 No.611530

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:53:20 No.611530

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>611518
Finish getting to the citadel and see if the avatar statue is still there

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:53:40 No.611531

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:53:40 No.611531

>>611527
Gravity should tell you that.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:54:00 No.611533

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:54:00 No.611533

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>611518
drill into heaven

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:54:05 No.611534

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:54:05 No.611534

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>611518
Talk to them through the rubble

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:54:58 No.611538

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:54:58 No.611538

>>611533
I think that's just asking for the cave to collapse and kill us.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)19:56:12 No.611546

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)19:56:12 No.611546

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>>611523
As you continue drilling onwards, the tunnel suddenly explodes, again

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)19:56:27 No.611552

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)19:56:27 No.611552

>>611538
OURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Don't you know who I am?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)19:56:48 No.611555

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)19:56:48 No.611555

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>611546
ITS HIM

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)19:57:38 No.611559

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)19:57:38 No.611559

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>611546
DRILL FASTER
WE NEED OUR MAGIC TO SURVIVE THIS

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)19:57:39 No.611560

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)19:57:39 No.611560

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>611546
Keep on drilling

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)19:57:45 No.611562

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)19:57:45 No.611562

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>611546
scream at whatever it is that we are trying to save family

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)19:57:47 No.611563

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)19:57:47 No.611563

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>611546
IS THIS THE GUY THE HUMANS WERE TALKING ABOUT?
READY YOUR DRILL

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)19:59:18 No.611567

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)19:59:18 No.611567

>>611563
nah. Those were dragon suicides. The humans were just telling you it was a serial killer.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:03:09 No.611591

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:03:09 No.611591

>>611563
I assumed it was a pocket of natural that we accidentally exploded because we're going so fast.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:03:51 No.611598

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:03:51 No.611598

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>>611562
"MORE REASIONS TO DESTROY YOU" said the heavily armored jerkwad, whoever that is

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:04:48 No.611602

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:04:48 No.611602

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>611598
WHO TURNED ON THE GOBBO ARMOR

DIG FOR OUR LIVES!!!

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:05:13 No.611604

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:05:13 No.611604

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>611598
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT GO FASTER AND SLIGHTLY UP
THE HUMANS WERE RIGHT

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:05:29 No.611605

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:05:29 No.611605

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>611598
>>611546
Meanwhile, we cut to the guards trapped in a portion earlier in the cave with rocks blocking both ways. They make small talk and playing chess with rocks.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:05:53 No.611610

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:05:53 No.611610

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>611598
Drive your claws into the suits visor

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:07:35 No.611617

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:07:35 No.611617

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>611598
we need to smash that gem!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:08:41 No.611621

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:08:41 No.611621

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>>611604
"MESSIAH! HELP MEEEEEEEE" A dragon yelled as he is caught

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:09:25 No.611625

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:09:25 No.611625

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>611621
the guy reveals his identity before 'reuniting' you and the other dragons with sister in heaven

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:09:50 No.611630

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:09:50 No.611630

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611621
Don't help. Dig to surface with other dragons. We must press on.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/22/16(Thu)20:10:13 No.611634

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/22/16(Thu)20:10:13 No.611634

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>611621
A NOBLE SACRIFICE

YOU WILL NOT BE FORGETTEN

DIG

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:10:39 No.611636

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:10:39 No.611636

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>611621
his cries awaken something within you. your latent powers begin to stir.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:10:48 No.611638

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:10:48 No.611638

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>611621
You're sacrifice wont be in vain!
Meet with my sister in heaven while we regain our power!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:11:17 No.611639

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:11:17 No.611639

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>611621
Keep on digging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:15:25 No.611652

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:15:25 No.611652

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>>611638
The dragons scream of anguish were cut short with a sicken sound of his anus being forcefully and lethally penetrated.

Then another is dragged into the darkness

"OH FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-----"

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:16:32 No.611657

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:16:32 No.611657

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>611652
Who are you!?

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:16:36 No.611658

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:16:36 No.611658

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>611652
continue on
"sister must be saved"
Be a good Oniichan

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:16:43 No.611659

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:16:43 No.611659

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>611652
>>611636

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:16:48 No.611663

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:16:48 No.611663

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>611652
>>611636

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:17:05 No.611664

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:17:05 No.611664

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>611652
DONT WORRY
YOU'LL REVIVE IN HEAVEN FULLY INTACT
NOW DIG FASTER!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:17:24 No.611665

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:17:24 No.611665

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>611652
Keep on digging.

~~If the dragons all die in this, I can only say it's justice well deserved and the barbarians are next~~

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)20:17:39 No.611666

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)20:17:39 No.611666

>>611652
Shout out "CLENCH YOUR BUTTS" while continuing to dig

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:18:39 No.611671

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:18:39 No.611671

Orcs only survivors

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:19:24 No.611673

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:19:24 No.611673

>>611671
NIGGA YOU JUST JINXED IT AND KILLED US

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:19:35 No.611675

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:19:35 No.611675

>>611671
Don't count your orcs before they get decapitated.

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)20:19:56 No.611677

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)20:19:56 No.611677

>>611671
>Implying we don't get fucked up by Fully Reformed Sentient Orc Blood Hungry Jason Sword

which reminds we, we should remember to roll to not be retarded like in Orc Cleric.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:20:31 No.611682

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:20:31 No.611682

>>611671
You're probably gonna be next

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:21:14 No.611685

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:21:14 No.611685

>>611673
He has that effect
>>611677
Oh its too late for that. Wan Pan is pretty stupid

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:21:47 No.611687

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:21:47 No.611687

>>611671
We love the orcs, but your probably going to die like everyone else in this adventure.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:21:58 No.611690

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:21:58 No.611690

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>>611659
Powers inside you stirred while the last dragon is dragged off to death

"SECRETLY...I WAS NEVER ALL THAT INTO TREASURE....IT WAS ALL PEER PRESSUREEEEEEE"

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:22:49 No.611694

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:22:49 No.611694

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611690
Unleash messiah fury

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:22:52 No.611696

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:22:52 No.611696

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611690
USE THIS POWER TO USE.... ULTIMATE DRILL ATTACK ON THE ARMOR

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:22:52 No.611697

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:22:52 No.611697

>>611685
Well all we gotta do is request a book on how to read and then this >>610926 one
>>611690
ESCAPE WITH REAWAKENED POWERS GOGOGOGOGO

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:23:16 No.611700

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:23:16 No.611700

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>611690
powers are strengthened by the fact that You must save sister
"don't worry Oniichan is coming to save you"

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:23:21 No.611702

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:23:21 No.611702

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>611690
you have learned RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:23:39 No.611704

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:23:39 No.611704

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>611690
GIGAAAAAAAA DRILLL BREAKEEEEEEEEER!
YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN, BROTHERS!

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:23:53 No.611705

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:23:53 No.611705

>>611687
He isn't dead yet, we just gotta watch out for the human posters, those fuckers just like to ruin good times.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:24:23 No.611709

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:24:23 No.611709

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>611697
>>611690
lolrolls

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:24:27 No.611710

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:24:27 No.611710

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>611690
Keep on digging in the path we're currently going. Also there's only 1 other dragon left.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:25:33 No.611712

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:25:33 No.611712

>>611710
Yes.

That dragon being you, the messiah

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:25:56 No.611716

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:25:56 No.611716

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>611690
Drill up out of the grown with explosive power as the energy within you swells even stronger. Also, wings grow back.

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:27:53 No.611723

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:27:53 No.611723

>>611712
Oh yeah. I thought there were 4 dragons discounting the messiah and 3 dragons so far have been killed.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:28:10 No.611724

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:28:10 No.611724

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>>611696
The armor blocks the drill attack!

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:28:42 No.611727

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:28:42 No.611727

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>611724
>>611700

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:11 No.611730

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:11 No.611730

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>611724
PUSH HARDER
PUT ALL OUR POWER IN THIS ATTACK TO DESTROY THIS MURDERER OF DRAGONS

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:14 No.611731

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:14 No.611731

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>611724
JEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNN!

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:27 No.611734

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:27 No.611734

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>611724
Drill for the gem in its chest

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:33 No.611735

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:33 No.611735

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>611724
transform into the MAGNA MESSIAH. unleash actual hell on him

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:39 No.611736

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:39 No.611736

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>611724
IMBUE IT WITH HOLY POWERS
GIGA DORILL BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:47 No.611738

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:47 No.611738

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>611724
DRILL INTO HIM HARD

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:29:51 No.611739

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:29:51 No.611739

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>611724
KEEP DRILLING
BELIEVE IN OUR SISTER TO ENHANCE OUR ATTACK
GO FOR THE GEM IN THE MIDDLE

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:31:09 No.611743

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:31:09 No.611743

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>611724
>>611716

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:33:06 No.611748

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:33:06 No.611748

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>>611731
"BEHOLD! optic blast"

pew

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:33:41 No.611755

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:33:41 No.611755

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>611748
DEFLECT IT WITH YOUR DRILL
SPIN TO WIN

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:33:57 No.611757

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:33:57 No.611757

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>611748
REGROW YOUR GOLDEN SCALES OUT OF PURE HOLY RAGE
REFLECT IT BACK AT HIM
~~Alternatively use your face mask to reflect it~~

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:34:27 No.611764

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:34:27 No.611764

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611748
HEY LOOK THERES A TALL ASSHOLE BEHIND YOU

Then attack while he's distracted

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:34:37 No.611767

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:34:37 No.611767

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611748
our powers are back for the most part, its time to save sister
quickest way to reach heaven currently is to offer our anus to the dragonmolester
so do so and prepare to be reunited with sister and saver her from whatever is threatening her

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:34:51 No.611769

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:34:51 No.611769

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>611748
Become distracted by laser-pointer-like red dot

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:35:21 No.611772

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:35:21 No.611772

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>611748
this enrages you. mahou shoujo transformation seuence activate

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:35:30 No.611774

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:35:30 No.611774

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611748
Attack it

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)20:36:16 No.611778

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)20:36:16 No.611778

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>611748
Try to position your head so the optic blast hits your mouth cage.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:39:13 No.611790

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:39:13 No.611790

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>>611764
"THE ONLY TALL ASSHOLE HERE IS YOU! ASSHOLE!"

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:39:40 No.611791

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:39:40 No.611791

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>611625
>>611790

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:40:20 No.611796

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:40:20 No.611796

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>611790
Resurrect the dead dragons behind him with refound powers

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:40:35 No.611797

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:40:35 No.611797

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>611790
The punch breaks the mouth cage, letting us use our FLAME BREATHE

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:40:36 No.611798

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:40:36 No.611798

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>611790
Smash your face guard against the gem on his chest to free your mouth for fire breath

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:40:47 No.611800

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:40:47 No.611800

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>611790
>>611774
Why didn't it count? It was only 2 minutes after.

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf)
09/22/16(Thu)20:41:10 No.611801

Anonymous (ID: oMXnffAf) 09/22/16(Thu)20:41:10 No.611801

Is that the Gobbo Golem from the civ thread?

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:41:33 No.611803

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:41:33 No.611803

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>611790
collapse the tunnel on this asshole

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4)
09/22/16(Thu)20:41:41 No.611804

cerebos (ID: pPmza4X4) 09/22/16(Thu)20:41:41 No.611804

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>611790
Notice large boulder in the cave above this asshole. Think about ways to cause it to fall on him.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:42:04 No.611805

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:42:04 No.611805

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611790
>buttraped & killed innocent jews
who is the asshole here again?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:42:38 No.611808

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:42:38 No.611808

>>611800
Exactly, 2 minutes 2 late

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:43:12 No.611812

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:43:12 No.611812

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>611801
Yep
>inb4 it's kamen rider manlet somehow

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:45:07 No.611817

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:45:07 No.611817

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>>611797
fwoosh

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:45:29 No.611822

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:45:29 No.611822

>>611808
Are the parameters really that rigid? A person has to roll and respond within a minute or it doesn't count?

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:08 No.611827

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:08 No.611827

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>611817
mystery man reveals his identity and why he is doing this

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:23 No.611828

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:23 No.611828

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>611817
LIGHT OUR DRILL ON FIRE SO WE ATTACK WITH A GIGA FLAMING DRILL BREAKEEEEER!

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:29 No.611829

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:29 No.611829

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611817
Resurrect the dead dragons behind him with refound holy powers and be on guard for whatever the hell is in that thing

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:31 No.611830

Anonymous (ID: kKBYhVOF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:31 No.611830

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>611817
Face melter>

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:36 No.611832

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:36 No.611832

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>611817
we did a good melt, look down at the puddle of molten metal. take the gem

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:46:53 No.611834

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:46:53 No.611834

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>611817
WITH OUR REAWAKENED POWER DUEL CAST SMITE WITH OUR BREATH

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:47:03 No.611836

Elf without Hemp (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:47:03 No.611836

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611817
Kill it with fire

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:47:04 No.611837

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:47:04 No.611837

>>611822
A minute since the first reply. It has always been that way 5ever since the /v/ days

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:47:52 No.611842

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:47:52 No.611842

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>611817
Reinvent fire magic for double fire

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:50:32 No.611854

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:50:32 No.611854

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>>611832
"OVERGROWN LIZARD! YOU WON'T WIN THAT EASILY!"

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:51:06 No.611858

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:51:06 No.611858

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>611827
>>611854

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:51:16 No.611861

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:51:16 No.611861

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>611854
>>611828
ULTIMATE ATTACK
GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:51:25 No.611862

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:51:25 No.611862

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>611854
Channel jew powers to snatch gem

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:51:32 No.611864

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:51:32 No.611864

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>611854
Regain resurrect due to holy rage.
Resurrect the dead dragons behind him while shouting some bullshit magical attack to distract him.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:52:07 No.611868

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:52:07 No.611868

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>611854
RESURRECT YOUR ANALY DEVESTATED COMRADES FOR A ATTACK ON 2 SIDES

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)20:52:14 No.611869

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)20:52:14 No.611869

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>611854
Fight!

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:52:46 No.611871

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:52:46 No.611871

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>611854
sigh. the things you do for your imouto.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)20:55:42 No.611882

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)20:55:42 No.611882

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>>611864
OOoh yeah....c'mon...resurrection...c'mon......oh kay, not happening

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)20:56:25 No.611890

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)20:56:25 No.611890

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>611882
>>611827

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.611891

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)20:56:36 No.611891

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>611882
Fine
BURNING GIGA DORILL BREAKER it is then

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)20:56:55 No.611893

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)20:56:55 No.611893

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>611882
>>611861
>>611828
FUCK MAGIC
IT'S BEEN TAKEN AWAY
USE OUR NATURAL POWERS
AIM FOR THE GEM

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)20:57:03 No.611894

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)20:57:03 No.611894

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>611854
perhaps the sodomy golem can be reasoned with?

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)20:57:05 No.611895

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)20:57:05 No.611895

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>611882
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF DRAGONFU AND ATTACK!

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)20:57:09 No.611896

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)20:57:09 No.611896

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>611882
You fool! Everyone knows the power of resurrection originates in the anus!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:00:06 No.611906

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:00:06 No.611906

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>>611890
Nigga what did I say about controlling NPCs?

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:00:59 No.611908

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:00:59 No.611908

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>611906
>>611893
he's being dumb, don't listen to that nerd
LET'S ATTACK

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:01:07 No.611909

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:01:07 No.611909

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>611906
ATTACK THE MANLET ARMOR WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED WITH OP

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:01:39 No.611912

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:01:39 No.611912

>>611906
But the golem is actually gobs II

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:02:07 No.611914

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:02:07 No.611914

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>611906
That you'll kill the NPC we try to control?
Eitherway ~~BURNING GIGA DORILL BREAKERRRRRRRRRRR!~~

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:02:59 No.611916

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:02:59 No.611916

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>611906
let's just punch the gem as hard as we can and see what happens

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:04:30 No.611926

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:04:30 No.611926

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>>611909

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:05:15 No.611931

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:05:15 No.611931

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>611926
IT'S TIME FOR OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK
BURNINGUUUUUU GIGAAAAAAAAAA DRILLLLLLLLLLL BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:05:47 No.611938

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:05:47 No.611938

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>611926
KALI MA
KALI MA
KALI MA

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:05:51 No.611939

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:05:51 No.611939

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>611926
Tear the gem out of its chest

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:05:52 No.611940

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:05:52 No.611940

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>611926
SMASH THE JEM ON HIS CHEST WITH OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)21:06:20 No.611941

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)21:06:20 No.611941

>>611906
but you were allowing minor shit like that during late Elf character earlier you triple nigger
you cant just keep flip flopping on it as you please with this shit, either permanently not allow it in all future threads or stop being a fuckwit

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)21:07:15 No.611946

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)21:07:15 No.611946

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>611926
Rip gem out with your teeth

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:07:46 No.611950

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:07:46 No.611950

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611926
SMASH THAT GEM

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:08:22 No.611954

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:08:22 No.611954

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>611926
Swallow the gem

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)21:08:30 No.611955

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)21:08:30 No.611955

>>611941
Unless OP means only you.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:08:51 No.611957

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:08:51 No.611957

aw shiet nigga. A barbarian just insulted NaP about his QMing. Shits gonna hit the fan real soon senpai.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:09:05 No.611958

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:09:05 No.611958

>>611941
I only allow it when NPCs are directly interacted with you dumbo, not when they spontaneously do something

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)21:10:25 No.611964

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)21:10:25 No.611964

>>611957
He's done that for 3 threads. Canon is just a boipussy

cerebos (ID: OfpFEcU3)
09/22/16(Thu)21:10:50 No.611966

cerebos (ID: OfpFEcU3) 09/22/16(Thu)21:10:50 No.611966

>>611941
Maybe your contolling of the npc's is unclever boring shit and so OP doesn't allow it. You can do anthing as long as it's interesting/funny.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:14:27 No.611985

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:14:27 No.611985

>>611941
>Have the high priestess get an abortion
>wtf OP you fagget ass bitch won't let me do that 0/10 quest

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:14:29 No.611986

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:14:29 No.611986

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>>611939
Resisting

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:15:25 No.611991

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:15:25 No.611991

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>611986
Now punch him in the face with your other arm
WHICH HAS A DRILL ATTACHED TO IT!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:15:43 No.611993

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:15:43 No.611993

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>611986
Occupy his other arm with your arm them tear it out with your teeth!

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:15:47 No.611994

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:15:47 No.611994

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>611986
>>611931
WHILE HIS HANDS ARE TIED UP, USE OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK ON HIS FACE!

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:15:53 No.611995

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:15:53 No.611995

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>611986
Epic stare off

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:15:53 No.611996

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:15:53 No.611996

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>611986
DRAW ON YOUR ONII-CHAN STRENGTH. HOLD YOUR IMOUTO LIKE AN AMULET IN YOUR MIND

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:16:11 No.611997

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:16:11 No.611997

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>611986
Use your other hand to stab it's visor

Filthy Salt Archbishop known a(...) (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)21:17:55 No.612003

Filthy Salt Archbishop known as Canon (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)21:17:55 No.612003

>>611966
I think op is just being a lazy shit again and didn't want to have to make up even a half assed excuse for the dudes motivations
especially since in previous adventures unrelated to this one he has allowed much more intensive sudden control of NPC's for much more important stuff

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:18:12 No.612004

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:18:12 No.612004

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>>611991
OH SHIT

Where did your hand go?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:18:56 No.612008

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:18:56 No.612008

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>612004
WHO CARES
DRILL RIGHT THROUGH HIM!
BURNING GIGA DORILL BREAKEEEEEEEEER!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:18:58 No.612009

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:18:58 No.612009

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>612004
DONT DWELL ON THAT!
JUST PUNCH THIS GOY!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:19:14 No.612014

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:19:14 No.612014

>>612003
Maybe because lettings players decide literally everything don't make them players anymore dickmunch

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:19:24 No.612017

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:19:24 No.612017

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>612004
>>611931
IT'S BECOME THE DRILL
WE HAVE TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
ULTIMATE ATTACK RIGHT INTO THE GEM

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/22/16(Thu)21:19:31 No.612018

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/22/16(Thu)21:19:31 No.612018

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>612004
Pres A to win

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:20:09 No.612019

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:20:09 No.612019

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>612004
no time to worry about that! drill the fucker right in the (visor) slit

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:20:21 No.612021

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:20:21 No.612021

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>612004
Pierce... his heart with your feelings

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:21:48 No.612029

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:21:48 No.612029

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>612004
Fuck that automaton up

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:23:29 No.612038

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:23:29 No.612038

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>>612009

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:24:08 No.612041

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:24:08 No.612041

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>612038
GIGA
DORILLL
BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:24:44 No.612043

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:24:44 No.612043

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>612038
Rolling for how deep it goes.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:25:00 No.612045

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:25:00 No.612045

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>612038
PIERCE THROUGH THE GEM
PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:26:32 No.612054

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:26:32 No.612054

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>612038
See who was behind the mask

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:27:19 No.612057

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:27:19 No.612057

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>612038
>>612045
this.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:30:02 No.612070

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:30:02 No.612070

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>>612041

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:31:11 No.612076

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:31:11 No.612076

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>612070
WE DESTROY THE GOLEM TO SEE WHOSE INSIDE
~~inb4 Prince Gobs the II because our budget got raised again~~

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:31:21 No.612078

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:31:21 No.612078

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>612070
golem is kill. take the gem.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:36:11 No.612101

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:36:11 No.612101

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>612070
Revenge buttrape with giant drill

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:38:29 No.612110

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:38:29 No.612110

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>>612076
Nah, but it is a goblin

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:39:29 No.612119

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:39:29 No.612119

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>612110
Why manlet why

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:39:39 No.612120

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:39:39 No.612120

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>612110
GRAB HIM BY THE THROAT
ASK HIM WHY HE WAS WORKING FOR THE KING

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:39:41 No.612121

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:39:41 No.612121

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>612110
Well, time for karma little manlet.

Initate drill rape then go on our way to the citadel.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:40:12 No.612126

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:40:12 No.612126

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>612110
I honestly can't tell if that's a goblin or a bald elf without the description. Anyways pick him up and take him hostage.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:40:16 No.612127

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:40:16 No.612127

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>612110
Nah that's the bald elf

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj)
09/22/16(Thu)21:42:15 No.612137

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj) 09/22/16(Thu)21:42:15 No.612137

>>612110
Lord Imp Inventor?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:43:17 No.612142

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:43:17 No.612142

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>>612127
No it's a manlet, elves do not possess such short stature and long ears

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:44:05 No.612144

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:44:05 No.612144

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>612142
Well then why did ya do it manlet.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:44:17 No.612145

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:44:17 No.612145

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>612142
He's kneeling, and those are fake ears

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:44:21 No.612147

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:44:21 No.612147

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>612142
>>612120
Why Manlet? Why betray us? We lived together, we died together!

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:44:25 No.612149

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:44:25 No.612149

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>612142
Grab him and continue drilling

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:45:04 No.612151

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:45:04 No.612151

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>612142
Alright manlet, cut the crap. Why'd you do this? You've hit barbarian tier asshole level.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)21:46:30 No.612155

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)21:46:30 No.612155

>>612014
>Maybe because lettings players decide literally everything don't make them players anymore dickmunch
I was typing out a wall of text calling you stupid explaining how and where in the last you had literally let the players control every moment NPC actions and all
But my computer tried to automatic restart for some updates or shit and I lost my wall of text when the shit closed on me

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:48:55 No.612160

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:48:55 No.612160

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>>612155
Maybe because I finally figured out that I don't want to have that happen anymore, dumbass.

Sure, took me like 3 years, but still.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:50:08 No.612163

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:50:08 No.612163

>>612160
Ask the goblin where we are in relation to the old citadel and the kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:50:19 No.612164

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:50:19 No.612164

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>612160
>>612144
Why Manlet? We trusted you, we could even live together outside the walls again.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:51:02 No.612168

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:51:02 No.612168

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>612160
>>612151

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:51:14 No.612169

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:51:14 No.612169

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>612163

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:51:24 No.612172

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:51:24 No.612172

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>>612144
"I've always hated the dragons! You think because you're so big that you can just saunter in and take 70% of what we do! And I also hated the fact that we bred with your kind! Bleh! The goblin gene pool is forever tainted because of your overgrown lizards! It is not enough that dragons are slave. You must all die to rid the world of your cancer. Also because the goblin diplomat who was eaten in the first goblin-dragon meeting -[dramatic closeup]- my father"

[soap opera music]

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:51:57 No.612173

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:51:57 No.612173

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>612160
ask the manlet why he had to sodomize your friends to death

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:52:44 No.612176

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:52:44 No.612176

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>612172
Carry him carefully with our non drill hand.
I don't care if he's kicking and screaming we're taking him back to the cave in and clearing it out.
Justice will take care of this murderer.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)21:52:45 No.612177

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)21:52:45 No.612177

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>612172
HOLD UP

How the fuck are you still alive if you were born so long ago? Also the deal was agreed with both sides willing.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:52:48 No.612178

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:52:48 No.612178

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>612172
Enough talk. Time for revenge rape with giant drill.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:52:59 No.612180

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:52:59 No.612180

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>612172
DUN DUN DUN
we get down on our knees and apologize profusely
we say it was an accident and that your father tried to seduce us, so we kind of gave him the bite.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)21:53:13 No.612181

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)21:53:13 No.612181

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>612172
Have Dragon Jesus anally penetrate and violate him in judicial irony.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)21:56:57 No.612203

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)21:56:57 No.612203

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>>612181
Woah shit woah, woah, woah, woooooah.Okay.

I mean, this is kinda embarassing but eh...you can't get it up no more. It was established since episode 1

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)21:57:44 No.612209

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)21:57:44 No.612209

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>612203
>>612180
no hard feelings?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)21:58:03 No.612212

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)21:58:03 No.612212

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>612203
>>612176
Also we gotta apologize to the humans I guess.
They were right after all.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)21:58:20 No.612216

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)21:58:20 No.612216

>>612203
no with the drill

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)21:59:03 No.612222

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)21:59:03 No.612222

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>612203
just get real close to the manlet, right up in his face, and say "Guess it's your lucky day, boy-o" He'll never guess we're actually impotent~

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:02:50 No.612241

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:02:50 No.612241

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>>612209
"Oh, it was just an accident, I guess it's all okay now...LIKE HOW I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATE THE SELF DESTRUCT MECHANISM"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:03:40 No.612247

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:03:40 No.612247

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>612241
OH SHIT
DRILL OUT OF THERE
DRILL UPWARDS AND PIERCE THE HEAVENS
QUICKLY

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:03:47 No.612248

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:03:47 No.612248

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>612241
Well yeah have fun with that.
DRILL OUT AND UPWARDS
FAST

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:03:56 No.612249

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:03:56 No.612249

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>612241
Alright then, bye dickhead.

Drill towards the surface and leave him behind.

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:04:07 No.612250

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:04:07 No.612250

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>612241
make a literal firewall to protect yourself from the blast

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:04:39 No.612253

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:04:39 No.612253

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>612241
Accept death

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)22:05:43 No.612255

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)22:05:43 No.612255

I have been up for 36 hours, I am going to bed
See you fags next thread and we will see if op actually stays consistent about his word or not for once
though if I wanted to I could easily just router reset, drop the namefagging and continue shitposting or being actually productive to the thread

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:07:02 No.612260

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:07:02 No.612260

>>612255
I thought your plan was to make people salty

You sound pretty yourself though

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:08:46 No.612268

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:08:46 No.612268

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>612250
Obviously let'sblock the firey blast with fire. And the eventual tunnel collapse with it.

Roll 2d100, first roll pickings seconds results. The second just have to be higher than whatever the ass my number is

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:09:14 No.612271

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:09:14 No.612271

>>612255
>actually productive to the thread
So far your only note worthy actions are trying and failing to assualt a pregnant woman which got your lich killed and constantly trying to murder innocent NPC's which eventually got the smiling one killed. You're a cancer on this quest.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:09:33 No.612272

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:09:33 No.612272

Rolled 73, 98 = 171 (2d100)

>>612268
COME ON KOBOLD GOD
GIVE US A BUFF

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:11:11 No.612277

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:11:11 No.612277

>>612272
THE DREAM IS REAL

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:12:53 No.612285

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:12:53 No.612285

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>>612272
Great success

We have managed to avoid dying

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:13:25 No.612288

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:13:25 No.612288

>>612272
Wow. Dragons didn't do ass this time around.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:13:27 No.612290

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:13:27 No.612290

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>612285
NOW DRILL UPWARDS AND RETURN TO THE CITADEL

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:13:50 No.612292

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:13:50 No.612292

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>612285
haul ass out of the tunnel

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:13:56 No.612293

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:13:56 No.612293

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>612285
Now get to the citadel and look for the avatars statue.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:14:03 No.612294

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:14:03 No.612294

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>612285
Up and out

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:15:16 No.612302

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:15:16 No.612302

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>>612293
Drill drill drill drill drill

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:16:20 No.612308

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:16:20 No.612308

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>612302
KEEP DRILLING
WE'RE COMING HOME

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)22:16:33 No.612311

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)22:16:33 No.612311

>>612260
i'm tired, when I get tired I tend to cause myself salt via overthinking better shitposts/arguments than the ones I ended up useing
>>612271
>drop the namefagging and continue shitposting or being actually productive to the thread
the key part in my post was the "continue shitposting or"
I have spent pretty much the entirety of this thread shitposting, other times I try to be actually productive and useful to the threads
But recently I have not been in a productive mood

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:17:46 No.612315

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:17:46 No.612315

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>612302
You escavate the remains of the Lich phylactery

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:18:02 No.612317

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:18:02 No.612317

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>612302
emerge victorious through the citadel ground

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:20:26 No.612326

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:20:26 No.612326

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>>612308
There! Could it be! Light! Are you finally home?!

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:16 No.612329

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:16 No.612329

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>612326
Nope. Shoot a jet of flame before going out.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:32 No.612332

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:32 No.612332

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>612311
>lolololol OP give me what I want or I'll shitpost the entire thread and put in edgy stuff while you'll never even guess it was me

Whatever

>>612302
Drill baby drill.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:33 No.612333

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:33 No.612333

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>612326
Emerge in the king's bedroom while he's masturbating

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:33 No.612334

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:33 No.612334

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>612326
YES!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:46 No.612336

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:46 No.612336

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>612326
HOLD UP
Make sure its lava or anything like that

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:49 No.612337

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:49 No.612337

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>612326
KOBOLD GOD, WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU SISTER
WE'RE GOING TO BE IN CIV THING 2
HAVE THE DRAGONS ESCAPED?!

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:21:53 No.612339

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:21:53 No.612339

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>612326
You find skelebro, saving him from a paladin

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:22:01 No.612340

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:22:01 No.612340

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>612326
Get home

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj)
09/22/16(Thu)22:23:02 No.612342

Anonymous (ID: DyB58QPj) 09/22/16(Thu)22:23:02 No.612342

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>612329
>>612326

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:25:57 No.612350

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:25:57 No.612350

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>>612336
Well if it's lava it would flow into here and kill you already

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:26:54 No.612353

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:26:54 No.612353

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>612350
>>612337
DRAGONS ARE THE FIRST ONES THAT HAVE ESCAPED?!

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:26:55 No.612354

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:26:55 No.612354

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>612350
>>612339

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:26:57 No.612355

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:26:57 No.612355

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>612350
It's probably the sun. Head towards it.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:27:06 No.612357

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:27:06 No.612357

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>612350
Dont barge in
Peek your head in first

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:27:07 No.612358

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:27:07 No.612358

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>612350
It's a tunnel to the surface outside of the kingdom

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:30:01 No.612370

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:30:01 No.612370

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>>612354
Now that's just improbable

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:30:36 No.612371

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:30:36 No.612371

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>612370
Go back and drill some more

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:30:49 No.612373

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:30:49 No.612373

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>612350
Somehow, it's the moon

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:31:05 No.612374

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:31:05 No.612374

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>612370
holy shit we're in the eastern lands now
let's setup our nest in a mountain
DRAGONS CONFIRMED FOR CIV THING 2

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:31:49 No.612377

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:31:49 No.612377

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>612370
Oh shit. Go back down no try to drill our way to the citadel again.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)22:33:14 No.612386

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)22:33:14 No.612386

>>612332
now your just putting words in my mouth and your the one shitposting, I never said anything even remotely like that
sometimes I shitpost trying to actively ruin the adventures from the start or make them more shitty just because I feel like it
Other times I will help the adventure and do the thing that keeps it going for longer or other helpful shit
where I be helpful to the adventure or shitpost has nothing to do with OP or even how the adventure plays out

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:33:38 No.612389

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:33:38 No.612389

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>>612373
"No it's not yu sirry rizald"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:34:34 No.612391

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:34:34 No.612391

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>612389
>>612374
we civ thing 2 now

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:34:43 No.612392

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:34:43 No.612392

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>612389
Wrong place, go drill for the citadel some more

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:35:19 No.612396

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:35:19 No.612396

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>612389
Alright.
Go back down carefully and try to focus really hard on your prayer to dragogod or kobobgod.
>inb4 gobbo god was the one who did the murder spree

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:36:14 No.612401

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:36:14 No.612401

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>612386
>I have spent pretty much the entirety of this thread shitposting
You literally said that you haven't done anything useful this entire thread.

>>612389
Go back to the citadel

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:37:25 No.612404

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:37:25 No.612404

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>>612391
"Nooo! Yu go bak tu where yu came fom, westehn dwagon piggu"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:38:16 No.612410

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:38:16 No.612410

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>612404
well okay
drill back for the citadel so we can get our magic back

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:38:25 No.612412

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:38:25 No.612412

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>612404
Rape the locals to get your pop back up

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:38:34 No.612413

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:38:34 No.612413

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>612404
Fine then asshole.
Begin the drilling for the citadel again.
~~Also while he's drilling can we get a view of what the fuck happened with the gods?~~

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:38:57 No.612415

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:38:57 No.612415

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>612404
Alright bye, tell the eastern dragons I said hi. Now actually get to the citadel for real.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:39:02 No.612416

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:39:02 No.612416

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>612404
Leave before Chinese serpent dragons come and fuck our shit up. Find the citadel

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:39:16 No.612417

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:39:16 No.612417

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>612404
B-but if you let me stay, I'll make you rich!

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:39:40 No.612424

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:39:40 No.612424

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>612404
An eastern dragon appears

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:42:04 No.612440

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:42:04 No.612440

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>>612416
"Bah, weeeiiiid rizad, intahlupting mai honest wok"

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:42:52 No.612446

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:42:52 No.612446

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>612440
wait, go back up we need to get a poak bun

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:43:02 No.612448

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:43:02 No.612448

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>612440
Find the citadel

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:43:06 No.612449

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:43:06 No.612449

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>612440
Go further east, to the weeb promise lands!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:43:31 No.612455

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:43:31 No.612455

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>612440
Now go to the citadel for real.

Cut to us relearning our magic and plotting to save kobold god.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:43:49 No.612457

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:43:49 No.612457

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>612440
Begin the trip to the other side of the world again.
Also can we see what happened to the gods while he's drillin?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)22:45:00 No.612465

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)22:45:00 No.612465

>>612401
but I didn't say "lololol do what I want or I shitpost the thread" I said that I had been shitposting and being notuseful on purpose since the very start long before I decided to argue with OP for shits and giggles

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:45:18 No.612468

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:45:18 No.612468

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>>612446
"OOOOOOhhhh, westehn piggu wan sum poak bun?"

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:45:53 No.612474

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:45:53 No.612474

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>612468
>>612455

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:46:09 No.612478

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:46:09 No.612478

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>612468
yes, please

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:46:14 No.612480

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:46:14 No.612480

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>612468
yis prease

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)22:46:14 No.612481

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)22:46:14 No.612481

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>612468
Trade a shiny rock for a poak bun

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:46:19 No.612482

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:46:19 No.612482

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>612468
poak bun please
can we get a shirt with poak bun on it too?

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:46:28 No.612483

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:46:28 No.612483

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>612468
Yes prease

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:47:05 No.612487

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:47:05 No.612487

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>612468
No. Now go back underground and try to find the citadel. Also give the dragons a bonus in decision making since they're technically on their own and are a independent civ again.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:48:55 No.612496

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:48:55 No.612496

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>>612478
"Okai, hea yu gooo, totarry regit poak bun, wan hunled pehcent oliginar lecipe"

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:49:53 No.612503

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:49:53 No.612503

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>612455
>>612496

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:49:56 No.612504

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:49:56 No.612504

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>612496
Finally, return to the citadel with knowledge of poak buns

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)22:50:03 No.612505

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)22:50:03 No.612505

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>612496
Give shiney rock as payment and eat

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:50:09 No.612507

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:50:09 No.612507

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>612496
yum
Must. Have. MOAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)22:50:18 No.612509

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)22:50:18 No.612509

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>612496
thank him and ask if you can please stay and learn their ways while you try to rebuild your race as the sole survivor

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)22:50:32 No.612512

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)22:50:32 No.612512

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>612496
save it for later. time to drill on over to the citadel.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:53:04 No.612527

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:53:04 No.612527

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>>612512
"ah! Gud. Finarry reave"

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:53:48 No.612531

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:53:48 No.612531

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>612527
>>612455

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:53:52 No.612532

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:53:52 No.612532

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>612527
since this is the eastern lands, drill west back to the citadel

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)22:56:20 No.612544

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)22:56:20 No.612544

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>>612531
Yes, and so you dig towards where your citadel actually is

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)22:57:34 No.612549

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)22:57:34 No.612549

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>612544
oh shit
we were about to get captured again
we're coming home

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)22:57:39 No.612550

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)22:57:39 No.612550

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>612544
I'm confused. Look for the old goblin caves

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)22:58:22 No.612553

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)22:58:22 No.612553

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>612544
Just look for the tunnels under it and investigate for old gear

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)22:58:23 No.612554

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)22:58:23 No.612554

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>612544
Go back for just 1 more poak bun

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:00:10 No.612564

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:00:10 No.612564

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>>612553
That shit is around here shomewheerreee

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:01:01 No.612566

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:01:01 No.612566

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>612564
Try checkin in with holy big sis again now that the manlet is dead.
Faith should penetrate the Earth.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:01:30 No.612569

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:01:30 No.612569

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>612564
When in doubt, ask God

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:01:31 No.612570

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:01:31 No.612570

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>612564

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:01:53 No.612573

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:01:53 No.612573

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>612564
SISTER SAVE US
TELL US WHERE TO GO

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:19:02 No.612681

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:19:02 No.612681

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>>612566
"Brother! Perhaps projecting my spirit down here in the depths would mask it enough..."

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)23:20:47 No.612690

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)23:20:47 No.612690

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>612681
what's going on? how can I help?

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:20:59 No.612693

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:20:59 No.612693

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>612681
We pray for our magic and golden scales back and to allow us to get our dick hard again.

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:21:02 No.612695

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:21:02 No.612695

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>612681
~~Oh good I thought /qst/ died.~~
What's going on, the manlet in a mech killed everyone else.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)23:21:07 No.612698

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)23:21:07 No.612698

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>612681
Sister! Have you tried to inhabit a body here to escape what killed the gods? Also what happened to those dragons that got raped by armor manlet?

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:21:54 No.612703

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:21:54 No.612703

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>612681
Quick manifest here! We can escape together!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:23:46 No.612715

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:23:46 No.612715

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>>612698
"I can't the fiend is blocking my powers! The dragon souls who died and went to dragon heaven have done nothing but to give him another food source!"

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:25:12 No.612724

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:25:12 No.612724

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>612715
Who is he and what is happening?

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:25:16 No.612725

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:25:16 No.612725

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>612715
Impossible!
We will reach Heaven ourselves to fight him, I just need to regain my powers! Grant me my Golden scales and fertility back!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)23:25:33 No.612726

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)23:25:33 No.612726

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>612715
How can I get to you to help you escape!?

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:26:19 No.612734

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:26:19 No.612734

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>612715
>>612726

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:27:33 No.612741

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:27:33 No.612741

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>>612724
"He's -Hrrrkkkk---"

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:27:37 No.612742

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:27:37 No.612742

>>612725
I think you mean Vitality.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:28:18 No.612745

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:28:18 No.612745

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>612741
SISTER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REACH INTO THE VISION AND DRILL INTO HEAVEN

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:29:00 No.612749

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:29:00 No.612749

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>612741
Try to go into Heaven

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)23:29:03 No.612750

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)23:29:03 No.612750

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>612741
NOOO! WITH THE POWER OF DIVINE RAGE SMASH INTO HEAVEN YOURSELF!

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)23:29:06 No.612751

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)23:29:06 No.612751

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>612741
NOOOOOOOOOOOO drill a portal to where your sister is; she needs you!

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:33:05 No.612768

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:33:05 No.612768

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>>612751
"Sorry, dragon. Heaven's closed"

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:33:22 No.612769

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:33:22 No.612769

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>612751
DO IT!
>>612741

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:34:12 No.612771

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:34:12 No.612771

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>612768
IT WAS THE BARBARIANS
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
>>612769
USE YOUR DRILL TO GET TO HEAVEN

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:34:20 No.612772

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:34:20 No.612772

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>612768
BROCK, YOU
THAT'S MY SISTER
I'LL FIND A WAY INTO HEAVEN USING THIS DRILL!
HEAD STRAIGHT UP, PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:34:26 No.612773

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:34:26 No.612773

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>612768
Brock, but why?! Even the Barbs wouldn't have seen this comming!

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)23:34:40 No.612775

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)23:34:40 No.612775

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>612768
GODDAMIT BROCK I KNEW IT WAS YOU

TOO BAD I'M GOING TO DIE DOING THIS BUT I'LL DRILL YOUR FACE IN FIRST! ESCAPE SISTER IF YOU CAN!

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)23:34:50 No.612776

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)23:34:50 No.612776

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>612768
it's time to transform

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:35:22 No.612780

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:35:22 No.612780

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>612768
BROCK IS A DOUBLE NIGGER
REDIRECT THE HELL DRILL THROUGH SPIRIT ALONE
~~Or I guess we could just run to the statue and use it to summon either the dragon god or kobbo god into the mortal realm~~

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:35:44 No.612781

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:35:44 No.612781

>>612768
My my tree God. That actually frightened me when I clicked it. Is this the result of canon fuckery in this thread?

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)23:35:54 No.612783

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)23:35:54 No.612783

>>612768
that fucking bait and switch
I thought for sure it would be the almighty god eating them
fucking Bock, still the best minor god

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:36:49 No.612785

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:36:49 No.612785

I love how barbarians, once a race just like any other, are now canon villains of this story

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:38:03 No.612788

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:38:03 No.612788

>>612785
We are not.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:38:18 No.612790

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:38:18 No.612790

If Brock was eating all the other minor gods should God himself be doing something against it? The Kingdoms Paladins serve him directly and they were purging skeleton barbarians. If anything he should be weak now.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:39:58 No.612797

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:39:58 No.612797

>>612788
*gestures to glowing-red-eyed skull-faced murder-god*

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:40:09 No.612799

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:40:09 No.612799

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>>612775
"Foolish mortal! You are too late! Your sister is mine now, and so is her powers! Now you can die knowing that you failed to protect both your people and your family"

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:40:33 No.612801

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:40:33 No.612801

>>612790
Brock is fueled by murder. It makes him stronger. He can also eat souls of other races

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:41:29 No.612804

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:41:29 No.612804

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>612799
I'LL NEVER ACCEPT THIS FATE
I'LL BECOME A GOD MYSELF AND RESURRECT MY FATHER AND SISTER!
SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:41:55 No.612808

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:41:55 No.612808

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>612799
Says the guy whose followers are getting killed of God's Paladins. Also your hat looks stupidly gay.

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/22/16(Thu)23:42:01 No.612809

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/22/16(Thu)23:42:01 No.612809

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>612799
DRILL TO HEAVEN FUCK HIM UP

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/22/16(Thu)23:42:32 No.612810

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/22/16(Thu)23:42:32 No.612810

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>612799
I WILL NEVER DIE HOPELESS, FOR AS LONG AS I BREATH THERE IS HOPE!
ULTIMATE DIVINE BUSTER DRILL ATTACK!!!!!

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:42:56 No.612811

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:42:56 No.612811

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>612799
DRILL HIS FACE

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:45:23 No.612822

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:45:23 No.612822

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>>612808
"I am now eternally fueled by conflict and death, it doesn't matter who kills who. So now, goodbye, dragon. I hope you spend the last of your days wisely"

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)23:46:10 No.612828

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)23:46:10 No.612828

>>612799
wait I thought Brock wanted to fug kobold goddess, not eat her.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:46:43 No.612832

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:46:43 No.612832

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>612822
>>612804
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CURSE BROCK
WE'LL REGAIN OUR POWERS AND GET REVENGE

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:46:53 No.612834

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:46:53 No.612834

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>612822
Okay so.
First we gotta get all patched up which means going back to the kingdom.
Second we gotta warn the church that some other god is making moves.

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:47:48 No.612837

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:47:48 No.612837

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>612822
We'll need allies.
Return, first to the Chinese, then the Kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:48:04 No.612839

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:48:04 No.612839

>>612822
Lmao. Brock has essentially become Satan because of Canon's shitposting. I wouldn't be surprised if OP did this in spite of him. As for right now we should either focus on training and enhancing dragon messiah or freeing the other races. ~~exluding the barbs~~

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:50:46 No.612850

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:50:46 No.612850

>>612839
Barbs are not evil. Canonically Pope Holy Bones is a thing. You will need skellies to survive at least.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:52:56 No.612863

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:52:56 No.612863

>>612850
>Canonically Pope Holy Bones is a thing
I don't know what that is. Please explain. Also it is Brock who is killing every other God or deity.

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH)
09/22/16(Thu)23:53:02 No.612864

Anonymous (ID: MwYAfZTH) 09/22/16(Thu)23:53:02 No.612864

>>612839
if this is OP spiting me then he is doing a hell of a bad job at it.
this is bloody awesome

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/22/16(Thu)23:54:16 No.612867

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/22/16(Thu)23:54:16 No.612867

>>612863
Pope Holy Bones is the active Pope in the future

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/22/16(Thu)23:55:25 No.612873

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/22/16(Thu)23:55:25 No.612873

>>612864
We're eventually going to have to kill or humiliate the Barbarian God though. He's an antagonist now.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/22/16(Thu)23:56:11 No.612877

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/22/16(Thu)23:56:11 No.612877

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>>612834
And so the Dragon Messiah vowed revenge, to save his family and people. He needs to defeat a god. He'd need help, he'd need...THe Kingdom.

...

[smooth jazz plays over credits]

>>612839
It has nothing to do with Canon. It's just what naturally what'd happen when I spent a whole bunch of thread implying the almighty is going to eat everyone. I choose somebody else.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/22/16(Thu)23:57:16 No.612883

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/22/16(Thu)23:57:16 No.612883

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>612877
DUN DUN DUN
wow, it was actually fun to play the messiah
we going with another character now?

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF)
09/22/16(Thu)23:59:21 No.612891

Orc Saitama (ID: cq8kaiyF) 09/22/16(Thu)23:59:21 No.612891

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>612877
Wait what we survived?

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/22/16(Thu)23:59:26 No.612892

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/22/16(Thu)23:59:26 No.612892

>>612877
>the almighty is going to eat everyone. I choose somebody else.
Does that mean he ate the almighty himself or is he just sleep in the same place dicegod vanished to.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:00:12 No.612897

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:00:12 No.612897

>>612892
Those are spoilers for the next episode

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/23/16(Fri)00:00:55 No.612901

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/23/16(Fri)00:00:55 No.612901

>>612877
yes. this is great. we are a very alive hero now.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)00:01:00 No.612903

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)00:01:00 No.612903

>>612877
I'm just going to interpret Brock becoming an asshole because his followers (canon and rock solid) are assholes. They did cause the deaths of the goblin and Kobold King along with sad/smiling one.p which just at face value is a asshole thing to do.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:02:38 No.612911

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:02:38 No.612911

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>>612883
Yes, now lessee who's up next

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)00:03:12 No.612914

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)00:03:12 No.612914

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>612911
roll a 1d2

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:03:54 No.612918

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:03:54 No.612918

Rolled 21 (1d100)

I guess does that mean Brock doesn't care for his followers anymore since they're no longer required?
>>612911
Rolling bones since we haven't properly played as him yet.

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:04:03 No.612920

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:04:03 No.612920

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>612911
Does this mean barbs are evil or is Brock acting alone?

Hooded Bones

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)00:04:21 No.612922

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)00:04:21 No.612922

>>612911
Could we eventually play as the smiling ones son in the foreseeable future? How long would it take for him to mature?

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/23/16(Fri)00:04:53 No.612925

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/23/16(Fri)00:04:53 No.612925

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>612911
It's time for Bones.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:05:50 No.612929

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:05:50 No.612929

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>>612918
>>612920
>>612925
Yes, it seems it's boner time next time on Civ Thing Aftermath

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)00:06:27 No.612933

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)00:06:27 No.612933

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>612929
thread over?
no 24 hour thread?

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)00:06:57 No.612937

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)00:06:57 No.612937

>>612929
Pls answer>>612922

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:07:11 No.612938

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:07:11 No.612938

>>612929
No twitter drop? Save game

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:07:15 No.612940

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:07:15 No.612940

>>612933
If the thread's continuing I'm out.
It's late here.

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92)
09/23/16(Fri)00:08:21 No.612942

Radical Dragon !.CzKQna1OU (ID: AZXYRe92) 09/23/16(Fri)00:08:21 No.612942

>>612877
We actually survived and guaranteed the messia gets plot later on. I'm impressed we didn't get killed.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:08:26 No.612943

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:08:26 No.612943

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>>612933
Bread is now officially ovar. TUNE IN NEXT TIME, SAME SHITTY CHANNEL, SAME SHITTY QUEST

updates r here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

>>612937
Peruse the pic carefully

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:11:15 No.612958

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:11:15 No.612958

Brock is clearly not evil anyway

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:12:27 No.612966

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:12:27 No.612966

>>612943
Oh shit a box.
After bones we'll pick it I guess
>>612958
Sounds like something a brockologist would say.

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/23/16(Fri)00:12:43 No.612969

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/23/16(Fri)00:12:43 No.612969

>>612943
thanks, OP. Dragon time was best time.

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:12:50 No.612970

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:12:50 No.612970

>>612943
Mystery box

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:13:40 No.612977

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:13:40 No.612977

>>612966
>Sounds like something a brockologist would say.
he is just misunderstood

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:14:04 No.612980

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:14:04 No.612980

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>>612970
Well, the next episode is already decided, perhaps a peek wouldn't hurt

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)00:14:23 No.612981

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)00:14:23 No.612981

>>612958
>Looks evil
>talks evil
>Does evil
Thanks for the input

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)00:14:55 No.612985

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)00:14:55 No.612985

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>612980
MYSTERY BOX, BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
LOCK IN

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:15:05 No.612986

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:15:05 No.612986

>>612980
Skelebro or Smiling Young One

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:15:25 No.612988

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:15:25 No.612988

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>612980
Manlen Rider V2
>>612981
that's prejudgement

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:15:51 No.612990

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:15:51 No.612990

>>612977
He isn't gonna give you any buffs this time around.
He doesn't need you.
>>612980
Orc feeling like smashing things for a higher purpose?

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/23/16(Fri)00:16:51 No.612996

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/23/16(Fri)00:16:51 No.612996

>>612988
>Not Manlen Rider V3

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:17:31 No.613001

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:17:31 No.613001

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>>612980
And inside box is.... The Smiling Son and Cyborg Gob II Mk. I - The Goblin Rider

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)00:17:45 No.613003

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)00:17:45 No.613003

>>612986
We should hold off on the the smiling one Jr for now. He isn't mature enough for the tasks at hand and must complete his trainings.~~Also I'm afraid others will kill him~~

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)00:18:40 No.613009

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)00:18:40 No.613009

>>613001
OH SHIT THE MANLETS AND ELVES GET ANOTHER CHANCE

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:19:42 No.613012

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:19:42 No.613012

>>613009
Maybe we won't have five people spamming "kill yourself" next time.
>>613001
Thanks for the bread paladin

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:19:52 No.613015

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:19:52 No.613015

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>613001
>Cyborg Gob II Mk. I - The Goblin Rider
lockin confirm
>>612996
too direct of reference
>>612990
>He isn't gonna give you any buffs this time around.
>He doesn't need you.
Not optimistic are you

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:19:53 No.613016

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:19:53 No.613016

>>613001
OP heard our cries of HALP

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:21:12 No.613027

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:21:12 No.613027

>>613015
When he just consumed every other minor god.
No, I'm not optimistic.
Besides he just feeds off of any death anywhere now.
He really doesn't need the barbs anymore.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:22:15 No.613035

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:22:15 No.613035

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>>613009
BUt that's a story for another time. Goodnight/day/afternoon/whatever everybody

[smooth jazz plays over credits]

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:22:37 No.613039

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:22:37 No.613039

>>613027
>When he just consumed every other minor god.
same usually done by that main god
and nobody calls him evil
Brock just going thru puberty

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:23:20 No.613045

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:23:20 No.613045

>>613039
You can't call God evil.
He's God.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:23:42 No.613048

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:23:42 No.613048

>>613035
>dragons literally don't exist and made via CGI
noice

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k)
09/23/16(Fri)00:24:33 No.613050

Shadowy Devil (ID: h1ZmTz0k) 09/23/16(Fri)00:24:33 No.613050

I want a slice of life with Brock and Kobold Goddess.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:24:45 No.613052

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:24:45 No.613052

>>613045
but to Brock that rule doesn't apply?

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)00:24:57 No.613054

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)00:24:57 No.613054

>>613035
Daw Bro

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)00:25:54 No.613057

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)00:25:54 No.613057

>>613052
Yeah because he's a minor god.
Not the almighty God who plays around with puppets to fool mortals.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:26:16 No.613060

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:26:16 No.613060

>>613052
Because he's not The God. He's A God.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:27:37 No.613067

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:27:37 No.613067

>>613057
>>613060
religion is weird

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)00:36:57 No.613120

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)00:36:57 No.613120

I forgot to mention, if you notice Dragon Messiah's horn, the pork bun is gone. It's because Brock ate it.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)00:38:00 No.613126

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)00:38:00 No.613126

>>613120
atta boy

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)00:38:12 No.613127

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)00:38:12 No.613127

>>613120
muh poak bun
we'll get that back

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d)
09/23/16(Fri)00:39:26 No.613138

Anonymous (ID: q06yVW8d) 09/23/16(Fri)00:39:26 No.613138

>>613120
I was looking forward to that poak bun.

Anonymous (ID: Uxi2QEqI)
09/23/16(Fri)00:45:48 No.613176

Anonymous (ID: Uxi2QEqI) 09/23/16(Fri)00:45:48 No.613176

>>612768
FUCKING BARBARIANS. WE NEED TO WARN THE KING'S PALADINS

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)01:01:14 No.613259

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)01:01:14 No.613259

>>613176
It. Was. Not. Barbarians.

Just the God. Barbs themself didnt do shit to cause this.

The giant megadeath robot was more likely

Anonymous (ID: uLGd9a4q)
09/23/16(Fri)01:36:03 No.613362

Anonymous (ID: uLGd9a4q) 09/23/16(Fri)01:36:03 No.613362

>>610882
>If I didn't step in to try to change shit up we would still be mindlessly making food
That's what OP is here for

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt)
09/23/16(Fri)02:15:56 No.613445

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt) 09/23/16(Fri)02:15:56 No.613445

>>613259
Didn't you guys make your god go skinless and a complete nutbar?

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)02:27:19 No.613478

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)02:27:19 No.613478

>>613445
No. That was OP. Brock wanted to date Kobald goddess and and Dragon God burned his face skin off. That was not a player action.

BusinessOrc (ID: w5M/Ptnt)
09/23/16(Fri)02:50:03 No.613533

BusinessOrc (ID: w5M/Ptnt) 09/23/16(Fri)02:50:03 No.613533

>>613478
I see, well its your turn next, and I'm willing to play fairly but I can't speak for the Gobbos. Rock solid really fuck the hedgehog on that one.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)02:55:27 No.613558

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)02:55:27 No.613558

>>613533
>Rock solid really fuck the hedgehog on that one.
hey, I made them super hero!
Also thanks to it they got new Rider and new opportunity

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/23/16(Fri)02:58:14 No.613567

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/23/16(Fri)02:58:14 No.613567

>>613558
>your god abandoned you because luls your not the only sources of power
How can you possibly defend this

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt)
09/23/16(Fri)03:26:05 No.613616

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt) 09/23/16(Fri)03:26:05 No.613616

>>613558
I'm wondering if you are the anon that killed the space pirate adventure for everyone.

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)03:26:11 No.613617

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)03:26:11 No.613617

>>613533
Canon was doing all the sabotage amd murder.

Rock Solid just calls everyone a wuss or tells them to throw rocks, or calls the King uncultured. He didnt dive headfirst onto oblivion aside from the Kamen Gobbo incident that no one saw coming, especially since the King spoke like he was an actual threat

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt)
09/23/16(Fri)03:29:13 No.613621

Anonymous (ID: w5M/Ptnt) 09/23/16(Fri)03:29:13 No.613621

>>613617
I'm not talking about the civ.
The recent threads, where everyone was trying to fuck over the other race. Who was that?

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)03:38:57 No.613624

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)03:38:57 No.613624

>>613621
Canon did that. And i am talking about the recent threads.
>>613567
Cuz Solid and Brock share murderboner fetish

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)03:41:32 No.613627

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)03:41:32 No.613627

>>613616
I highly doubt that.
Endings of adventure I'm part of usually feature giant robot battles, or some other kind of build up. I don't remember when I managed to actually finish adventure, mostly has been lucky with naming, such as Jojo, Canon, etc

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)03:46:27 No.613628

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)03:46:27 No.613628

>>613624
>Cuz Solid and Brock share murderboner fetish
well not really
I just like going against the odds at times.

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)03:47:16 No.613629

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)03:47:16 No.613629

>>613628
I know. I just remembered the fruitless elf raids

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)03:49:17 No.613632

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)03:49:17 No.613632

>>613629
I like concept of dice rolling against each other. The greater disadvantage is - the better feeling of victory.

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)03:50:03 No.613633

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)03:50:03 No.613633

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>613632
My shitty rolls say otherwise

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)03:51:42 No.613634

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)03:51:42 No.613634

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>613633
can't go against good old rock throw
admit your true feelings

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)03:55:24 No.613636

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)03:55:24 No.613636

>>613634
Fiiiine. It wasnt all bad

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)04:50:19 No.613649

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)04:50:19 No.613649

D-Did I read this right? Are we manlets getting another chance?

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)04:52:37 No.613652

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)04:52:37 No.613652

>>613649
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLYKZV-O3es

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)04:55:08 No.613653

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)04:55:08 No.613653

>>613652

Based OP. Let us work on tech this time Rock. I want that thundergun attached to one of our arms

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)04:58:43 No.613658

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)04:58:43 No.613658

>>613653
Can we have bike first?
or at least a bycicle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNkYp-b54k

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)05:00:23 No.613660

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)05:00:23 No.613660

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>613658
I'm pretty sure gobbos can tech a steam engine into a two wheeled vehicle
just gotta believe

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)05:01:35 No.613662

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)05:01:35 No.613662

>>613660
>>613658
I can back a steam bike

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)05:03:15 No.613663

Anonymous (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)05:03:15 No.613663

>>613658

So be it

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)05:08:21 No.613666

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)05:08:21 No.613666

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>>613660
>>613662
>>613663
mah niggas

Anonymous (ID: Uxi2QEqI)
09/23/16(Fri)05:08:30 No.613667

Anonymous (ID: Uxi2QEqI) 09/23/16(Fri)05:08:30 No.613667

If the gods are being killed, who gave Gob the ability to Henshin?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/23/16(Fri)05:09:59 No.613669

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/23/16(Fri)05:09:59 No.613669

>>613667
Kob G

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)05:10:08 No.613670

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)05:10:08 No.613670

>>613667
Justice itself

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)05:13:02 No.613672

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)05:13:02 No.613672

Time to go full Duke again

>>613667

Kob goddess hasn't been killed yet i think. Independently of whatever happened she was still alive.

Looks like this has now become a quest to have all the races fall in the graces of the king and go murder Brock.

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)05:13:17 No.613673

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)05:13:17 No.613673

>>613667
>>613669
Kobbo God is really nice, isn't she?
all the more reason to save her with the Messiah and the Manlets

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)05:13:26 No.613674

Anonymous (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)05:13:26 No.613674

>>613670
Possibly Draggo God passively to oppose Brock if not Goddess

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)05:31:29 No.613680

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)05:31:29 No.613680

>>613673
>>613674

Brock's fucking the other gods over in typical barbarian fashion (no disrespect intended Rock). We should try to go find dragon messiah or see if we can get some info on what the fuck's going on.

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe)
09/23/16(Fri)05:34:09 No.613681

Hats (ID: V10RpzGe) 09/23/16(Fri)05:34:09 No.613681

Brock is actually is acting in his own interest, unlike barbs who helped and friended skellies

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)09:13:41 No.613769

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)09:13:41 No.613769

>>613681

Point taken, but I'd like to keep fuckery to a minimum please. We've already gotten two heroes up and fucking murdered due to some measure of bullshittery.

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU)
09/23/16(Fri)10:56:35 No.613824

Anonymous (ID: 5z/9SPYU) 09/23/16(Fri)10:56:35 No.613824

>>613769
Technically three if I recall. The Kobold King could've served as another manlet hero but he got killed by a rock.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/23/16(Fri)10:59:13 No.613828

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/23/16(Fri)10:59:13 No.613828

>>613824
>he got killed by a rock.
I certainly didn't expect such result when I got that action going.

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)11:42:03 No.613863

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)11:42:03 No.613863

>>613824

He was killed pretty early on and nobody expected it to happen because of how weak manlets are supposed to be.

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/23/16(Fri)11:49:00 No.613868

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/23/16(Fri)11:49:00 No.613868

>>613769
Tellin' me to keep it low? I was trying to help you guys. The only hero I intentionally tried to bail out of was Wanpanch. Even then I didn't try to kill him. I tried helping elves and gobbos the whole time.

One could argue reviving psycho elves psychosis was counter-productive, but I had good intent behind it considering the bullying from the guards.

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT)
09/23/16(Fri)11:52:57 No.613872

Duke of Archives (ID: TfNzW0AT) 09/23/16(Fri)11:52:57 No.613872

>>613868

I wasn't talking about you specifically. Just talking about it in general.

What effectively fucked the Smiling Chef over was insisting on murdering something be it counterproductive or otherwise.

That's my point of view though.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/23/16(Fri)13:49:26 No.614071

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/23/16(Fri)13:49:26 No.614071

Hey guys you know what we should do the next time we play as the barbs?

Try and get us to meet fugitive Messiah and have him cast resurrection on the barb hero unit who I Totally Didnt Forget The Name Of in order to set the stage for Holy Bones
Last time we used resurrection on some undead moles they kept their skeleton forms and became good(?) undead. We might have our barb guy become the only spoopy skellington capable of using Holy Magic and thus become Pope Holy Bones

It seems none of the necro paladins so far can use holy magic and having the paladins helping us kill the Renegade God would be great

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)14:51:25 No.614198

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)14:51:25 No.614198

>>614071
Well first he needs to relearn resurrection and not die because he' is the one and only dragon.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/23/16(Fri)15:47:03 No.614339

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/23/16(Fri)15:47:03 No.614339

>>614198
How did the court mages take our magic away again?
My headcanon says that they somehow drain our mana everyday since they can't erase our knowledge of how to use magic

If that's the case, Messiah should be able to use magic if he just went to rest for a few days. Which is probably the span of time it will take Hooded Bones to find him

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/23/16(Fri)15:52:03 No.614343

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/23/16(Fri)15:52:03 No.614343

>>614339
They took away our magic with magic.
They don't have to explain shit.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)16:44:23 No.614509

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)16:44:23 No.614509

IIRC there is dragon-kin who are closely related such as the wyverns and the dragon had something that would make it so they would face no obstacles in gaming their distant cousins. Dragon messiah could potentially mate with them and create hybrids to help with this.

>>614343
>>614339
I assumed that the Kingdom has some sort of spell over it that prevents our magic.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)16:45:53 No.614512

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)16:45:53 No.614512

>>614509
taming*

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/23/16(Fri)17:02:40 No.614549

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/23/16(Fri)17:02:40 No.614549

>>614509
>taming
>implying we will EVER try that again
Fuck wyverns they are gay lesser dragons

Like literally gay

A messih + chink dragon pair on the other hand...

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE)
09/23/16(Fri)17:04:20 No.614555

Anonymous (ID: I7vM9gKE) 09/23/16(Fri)17:04:20 No.614555

>>614549
>>614509
this is why I really wanted Messiah to settle in the Eastern lands, you guys would've been in Civ Thing 2 for sure

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)17:35:07 No.614651

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)17:35:07 No.614651

>>614549
>>614549
Well there are other species that are related to Dragons and the messiah could mate with.

>>614555
Didn't that just turn out to be a Chinese laborer next to the old citadel?

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/23/16(Fri)20:34:13 No.615567

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/23/16(Fri)20:34:13 No.615567

>>614339
The Gods are dying and The Almighty decided that you were evil because of the space drill and thus undeserving of Magic.

Considering Brock is in charge of heaven right now and no one tried using magic as a barb yet, one might assume the Almighty, Kobbo Goddess and Brock are the only ones who can give blessings right now.

Considering Paladins have been purging skeletons such as the dance troupe they still have some sort of Holy Power to do that, despite dragon god being gone.

Also consider that Skelebro has been fending off Paladins by protecting the skelemanlets this whole time, I think he has a better chance of being Holy Bones, as he's literally leading his people to a new land without persecution.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)21:06:04 No.615734

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)21:06:04 No.615734

>>615567
I honestly doubt that Brock is in control of Heaven right now. If anything God almighty is just on a nap break since he trumps all the others. I speculate that Tree God, Kobold goddess and possibly Goblin God have succumbed to Brock since their champions have been killed (by barbarians)

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/23/16(Fri)21:36:56 No.615860

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/23/16(Fri)21:36:56 No.615860

>>615734
Smiling One was killed by the Salt Cult of the Large One you dope.
Prince Gobbo was splattered by the King. Barbs winning those rolls was Dice God dickery at best.
Our Civ Thing status has nothing to do with the stories right now.

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/23/16(Fri)21:42:09 No.615880

Horny Reptilian Salt Bishop (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/23/16(Fri)21:42:09 No.615880

>>615860
Dice God being forever branded as Dice Devil when?

WHy do I feel like the salt cult would all fuck us up as a world event in civ thing 2?

And why did I just give this idea to OP and thus making it infinitely more plausible to happen?

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/23/16(Fri)21:49:31 No.615927

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/23/16(Fri)21:49:31 No.615927

>>615880
We are making Sub Plots. We can fight Brock, the Saltusts and whatever else at the same time. I am sure the King will be assassinated soon as well and get his brother in the throne.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/23/16(Fri)21:59:04 No.615982

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/23/16(Fri)21:59:04 No.615982

>>615860
It was Barbs, Rock Solid and Canon, who drove us on that path. Just admit it.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/24/16(Sat)00:14:27 No.616868

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/24/16(Sat)00:14:27 No.616868

>>615982
I didn't do nuffin'

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/24/16(Sat)00:27:50 No.616960

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/24/16(Sat)00:27:50 No.616960

>>615982
It was not Barbarians you twit.

Yes, they made suggestions that fucked shit up. Kamen Rider gobbo was an accident.

Canon is just a shithead. Don't let one player condemn a whole race.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/24/16(Sat)00:32:57 No.616991

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/24/16(Sat)00:32:57 No.616991

Have you ever noticed how those barbarians are always so defensive? You point out that one or two barbarians did something counterproductive and they call you shitheads. Their entire races sure do look jerks. Honestly they're the cause of all our problems and should be killed.

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK)
09/24/16(Sat)00:36:44 No.617018

Rock Solid (ID: R4gEtGNK) 09/24/16(Sat)00:36:44 No.617018

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>616991
The salt is real
have a rock

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/24/16(Sat)00:38:53 No.617026

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/24/16(Sat)00:38:53 No.617026

>>616991
Considering i tried to help gobbos i dont see how that is true.

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/24/16(Sat)00:41:59 No.617043

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/24/16(Sat)00:41:59 No.617043

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>617026
>>617018
~~It was irony~~

Also roll just because

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/24/16(Sat)00:49:30 No.617074

Hats (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/24/16(Sat)00:49:30 No.617074

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>617043
I dont see the irony

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/24/16(Sat)00:56:14 No.617087

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/24/16(Sat)00:56:14 No.617087

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>617074
I throw a piece of compact hemp at you and flee the scene

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/24/16(Sat)15:49:24 No.619244

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/24/16(Sat)15:49:24 No.619244

>>615567
>Holy Power to do that, despite dragon god being gone.
Almighty Holy Magic > Dragon God Holy Magic

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7)
09/24/16(Sat)16:08:20 No.619316

Anonymous (ID: yCwEtO/7) 09/24/16(Sat)16:08:20 No.619316

>>619244
Understood.

Anonymous (ID: tQRaY/Po)
09/24/16(Sat)16:29:10 No.619409

Anonymous (ID: tQRaY/Po) 09/24/16(Sat)16:29:10 No.619409

Holy shit
I think we found a new level of salt in canon
>thinks op is a bitch ass pussy
>but instead of leaving the thread he decided to try to ruin the quest with his murder boner
>than he leaves
Rock solid was being a bit of an asshat but this is fucking ridiculous

Anonymous (ID: /FKA9FEO)
09/25/16(Sun)05:09:34 No.624329

Anonymous (ID: /FKA9FEO) 09/25/16(Sun)05:09:34 No.624329

>>619409
On one hand he told us he didn't feel like doing another civ thing this soon, but surely he could've just not put this in the next quest poll.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)05:32:04 No.624413

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)05:32:04 No.624413

>>624329
wat

Anonymous (ID: /FKA9FEO)
09/25/16(Sun)05:49:19 No.624446

Anonymous (ID: /FKA9FEO) 09/25/16(Sun)05:49:19 No.624446

>>624413
When we finished the original civ thread and voted for the next quest NaP said he preferred to take a break from civ quests, but still listed this quest (which won (go figure)) as a votable option, since he probably knew people wanted a sequel.

Anonymous (ID: rtaECWOp)
09/25/16(Sun)07:03:38 No.624623

Anonymous (ID: rtaECWOp) 09/25/16(Sun)07:03:38 No.624623

No new bread?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)08:38:52 No.624761

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)08:38:52 No.624761

>>624446
Civ Thing 2 meant another "Civ" type game, not just Civ Thing story-wise

Duke of Archives (ID: RCgvzDzU)
09/25/16(Sun)13:14:24 No.625035

Duke of Archives (ID: RCgvzDzU) 09/25/16(Sun)13:14:24 No.625035

when's bread?

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)13:19:04 No.625040

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)13:19:04 No.625040

>>625035
In 2 hours

Anonymous (ID: gWQHhMQy)
09/25/16(Sun)15:23:06 No.625390

Anonymous (ID: gWQHhMQy) 09/25/16(Sun)15:23:06 No.625390

>>625040
>Said 2 hours ago

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/25/16(Sun)15:25:19 No.625395

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/25/16(Sun)15:25:19 No.625395

>>625040
>>625390
rip op

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)15:28:23 No.625405

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)15:28:23 No.625405

>>625395
>>625390
Geez, my perception of time is tuined when I play vidya okay, bread incoming

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)15:37:04 No.625427

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)15:37:04 No.625427

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280 KB JPG

Okay, here is bread

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/25/16(Sun)15:39:11 No.625431

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/25/16(Sun)15:39:11 No.625431

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>>625427
hue

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/25/16(Sun)15:41:05 No.625439

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/25/16(Sun)15:41:05 No.625439

>>625427
Amazing job OP.

MC Herbalist (ID: LhGXvBJK)
09/25/16(Sun)15:41:53 No.625442

MC Herbalist (ID: LhGXvBJK) 09/25/16(Sun)15:41:53 No.625442

>>625427
That looks pretty tasty. Don't mind if i do.

Anonymous (ID: Nuzrt8yG)
09/25/16(Sun)15:43:03 No.625446

Anonymous (ID: Nuzrt8yG) 09/25/16(Sun)15:43:03 No.625446

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>>625427
Come on

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN)
09/25/16(Sun)15:45:37 No.625462

Anonymous (ID: 5pb0hKjN) 09/25/16(Sun)15:45:37 No.625462

>>625427
That's a good bread.
Now if only there was a thread.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)15:48:21 No.625477

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)15:48:21 No.625477

File: ButtBowl.png (4.96 MB, 1920x1080)

4.96 MB PNG

Okay I kid, just lemme finish this match and I make thread

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/25/16(Sun)15:48:58 No.625478

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/25/16(Sun)15:48:58 No.625478

>>625427
>>625427
>>625427
>>625427
fAggot taste

Everyone knows wet bread is best bread

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/25/16(Sun)15:51:15 No.625490

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/25/16(Sun)15:51:15 No.625490

>>625477
>blood bowl
good taste

>>625427
put something on that bread though

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY)
09/25/16(Sun)15:56:47 No.625513

Anonymous (ID: jHU8w0hY) 09/25/16(Sun)15:56:47 No.625513

>>625490
Make it wet with water and force someone to eat it

We shouldve done this during Elf Cook thing

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr)
09/25/16(Sun)15:59:58 No.625531

Anonymous (ID: 54NDsjYr) 09/25/16(Sun)15:59:58 No.625531

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>>625427

No I prefer this.

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu)
09/25/16(Sun)16:04:41 No.625557

Anonymous (ID: k3wM2Gmu) 09/25/16(Sun)16:04:41 No.625557

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>>625531
>not some delicious, crunchy baguette

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD)
09/25/16(Sun)16:07:00 No.625576

Anonymous (ID: eRxmWwlD) 09/25/16(Sun)16:07:00 No.625576

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>>625557
Ciabatta bread is better.

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)16:08:42 No.625586

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)16:08:42 No.625586

Alright, that took longer than expected, uploading thread

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ)
09/25/16(Sun)16:10:48 No.625599

Anonymous (ID: Sdz89ecJ) 09/25/16(Sun)16:10:48 No.625599

New Thread
>>625596
>>625596
>>625596

Anonymous (ID: gWQHhMQy)
09/25/16(Sun)16:11:06 No.625602

Anonymous (ID: gWQHhMQy) 09/25/16(Sun)16:11:06 No.625602

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Wonder Bread.

White Amerifat Bread

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