You wake up and dress practically for the First exam, which is this morning, and eat a bountiful breakfast provided by your mother, who kisses you on the way out and wishes you good luck. Shirou wished you luck last night, but when she’s home you’re lucky if she’s awake at ten am. Your father is doing something in relation to the exam, so he’s not home this morning.

You head to the Academy where the First Exam is being held, through crowded streets, people from every village and capital are present, the Joint Chunin Exams have been a spectacle for decades, and people are loathe to miss it.

Everyone who matters competing in the exam is already there, along with most of those Shirou seemed sure would be bumped off in the first exam. For the most part, everyone is sticking to their team, and each team is sticking to their village.

Hakurin sees you, waving you over while Himarase gives you a suggestive look, your team and her’s standing together. Momo’s teammates are standing with their back to you, and the younger Sand genin seems to have noticed you. You can see Taiomon and Nanami giving you a thumbs up for luck, though Suki is somewhere else. Mayuto’s team is somewhere in the crowd, but you doubt he would have anything good to say to you. The foreign teams you know of are mostly orbiting the crowd.

>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

>B) Go stand with Taiomon’s team

>C) Go stand with Momo’s team

>D) Talk to the Cloud team

>E) Talk to Team Tonakai

>F) Approach the other Mist team

>G) Approach the Stone team

>H) Approach the Cats and Dogs team

>I) Find Mayuto’s team

>J) Stand alone

>K) Something else

first

>>631996

>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team
>Wave at our friends while we go to stand.

>>631996
>Go stand wtlith your own team

>>631996
>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

ayy, it's time to fucking die

>>631996
>C) Go stand with Momo’s team
Make friends with them

>>631996
>>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

>>631998
>>632003
>>632004
>>632013
You decide to stand with your team and Himarase's, it makes the most sense after all. On your way there, you pass through a band of genin you either don't recognize or hardly recognize. On the other side, you stop yourself before you bump into a girl dressed in a gaudy dress with candyfloss pink hair, but she doesn't stop herself.

Recovering from nearly knocking you, and herself over, she dusts herself off. "Who do you think you are, nearly knocking down the great Baratsuchi?!" She huffs indignantly, her single light blue eye staring into yours. Getting a better look at her, she's dressed more for a ball than a written test, with her frilly pink dress and coat, and her left eye is covered by a white eyepatch decorated with pink and white roses, and with a strap that looks like it's covered in thorns. "Well, what do you have to say for yourself?"

>A) Apologize

>B) Ignore her, keep going

>C) Tell her to look where she's going

>D) Something else

>>632035
>C) Tell her to look where she's going

>>632035
>A.

>>632035
>C) Tell her to look where she's going
Seems like something we would do

>>632035
>C) Tell her to look where she's going

>>632035
>C) Tell her to look where she's going

>>632035
>C) Tell her to look where she's going
She clearly walked into us

>>632040
>>632042
>>632043
>>632044
>>632045
"I think that you should watch where you're going." You tell the huffy girl, before turning and walking towards your teammates and allies.

You feel a hand on your shoulder, and wheel around to face Baratsuchi with a look of rage on her face. "What did you just say to me?! You have some nerve."

>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team

>B) Threaten her (70)

>C) Talk her down (68)

>D) Something else

>>632070
>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team

>>632070
>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team

>>632070
>B) Threaten her (70)
Gtfo

>>632070
>>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team

>>632073
>>632076
>>632082
You lift the girl's hand off your shoulder, pink painted fingernails and all, and turn to walk back to your team. You don't make it three steps before she grabs your wrist, stopping you in your tracks again.

"Stop ignoring me goddammit!" She says, stamping a foot. Without a word you shake your hand free and keep walking. Some people are starting to look, including your group, but Baratsuchi doesn't seem to care as she continues to go after you.

"Baratsuchi." You hear a calm male voice say from behind the two of you, and your pursuer stops in her tracks. A boy a few years older than you comes to her side and asks her, "Why do you have to make such a poor first impression here?" The overdressed girl, stutters out a response, and the male speaker comes over to you. He's older than you, by a year or two at most, and he's dressed in a similar expensive manner to his supposed teammate, with a white jacket buttoned up to the collar, he has longer black hair and black eyes. "And you," his tone is as condescending as his teammate, "what's your meaning in humiliating my teammate like this?"

>A) She humiliated herself

>B) Sarcastic

>C) Apologize

>D) Don't respond

>E) Something else

>>632126
>A) She humiliated herself

>>632126
>>A) She humiliated herself

>>632126
>A) She humiliated herself

"She actively walked into me, berated me for it, then starts following me while yelling and shit. I didn't do jack."

>>632126
>A) She humiliated herself
She sounds like a new-money kid. Can we just make fun if her for that?

Our family is pretty wealthy so she can't call us lower class or anything. And we've been fairly polite given the circumstances so this is all bad for her

>>632126
>B

HI, SORRY, I'M HERE! PLEASE PROTECT MOMO! ;;

>>632130
>>632133
>>632136
>>632141
"She walked into me and then started yelling at me and berating me without even a word of apology, I didn't do anything." You respond to her teammate, kind of annoyed at this point. You finally make it to your team as Baratsuchi's teammate gives her a very angry talking-to. After you've greeted everyone and are well into talking about the Exam, you see Baratsuchi's team walk by you, the girl in question with a defeated look, her male teammate somewhat annoyed at her and you, and a third teammate, who appears to be floating above the ground, dressed as gaudily as the others.

"Hakurin!" you hear a familiar voice yell as a young girl runs up and hugs your teammate, "I'm sorry I didn't wish you luck earlier! Good luck in the exam, big sister!" It's Hyaku, her sister that you threw around that one time.

>A) Try to make it so she doesn't notice you (50)

>B) Greet her

>C) Something else

>>632224
>B) Greet her
Sorry again about that thing.

>>632224
>A)
And if we fail the roll
>C)

The mini-loli comes back to haunt us.

>>632240
>>632224
Fuck, meant to say
>C) Apologize profusely

>>632224

>B) Greet her

>>632224
>A) Try to make it so she doesn't notice you (50)

goddammit, why did we play loli catch? I mean, that shit was cash, but it isn't exactly the thing that gives brownie points with, well, anyone.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>632238
>>632240
>>632246
>>632256
Coin flip, A is 1, B is 2.

>>632238
>>632246
You greet the Hakurin's younger sister with a pat on the head, and you're immediately rewarded with a kick to the groin. You nearly double over in pain as the young Hyuga darts back through the crowd. Jimmaru, Sakutai, and Himarase are all practically gasping for air in laughter, while Matsukawa and Hakurin look on in confusion.

Your Hyuga teammate questions you, "What was all that about, Kuro?" Her eyes are narrowed and her hands are on her hips.

>A) Tell her the truth

>B) I don't know (Lie) (75)

>C) Deflect the question (80)

>D) Make up a story (Write-in) (DC based on the story)

>E) Something else

>>632319
>A) Tell her the truth
I have nothing to hide, I did nothing wrong.
If bullying lolis is wrong, I don't want to be right!

>>632319
>A) Tell her the truth

>>632319
>B)

>>632319
>B) I don't know (Lie) (75)

>>632256
We're probably on pretty good terms with the older brother

>>632319
>A.

>>632319
>C) Deflect the question (80)

>>632319
>>A) Tell her the truth
I regret nothing, but could we not have seen the kick coming?

>>632346
Nah, she's so short, we didn't even realize she had legs. :^)

>>632319
>A) Tell her the truth
She was instrumental to a bonding experience

>>632328
>>632333
>>632340
>>632346
"Well..." You start, rubbing the back of your head. You tell Hakurin the story of how you went looking for her one day, and came across her siblings training with one another. You then tell her about how you and her brother played catch using Hyaku as a ball. At this, the rest of your group is laughing at your game of loli toss, and Hakurin doesn't know how to respond. You apologize anyway.

Hakurin thanks you, still confused, as a woman with brown hair and reddish eyes steps onto the stage, announcing that she's Urome Okari, Tokubetsu Jounin, and proctor of the first exam. Now would each three man team split up, and enter through a different entrance, single file lines please!

>A) Go into Line 1, with Sakutai

>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>C) Go into Line 3, with Matsukawa

>>632422
>>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422

>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422
>>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422
>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422
>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422
>B)

The only one we care about.

>>632422
>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase

>>632422
>A) Go into Line 1, with Sakutai
BROS BEFORE HOES YOU FUCKING SEMEN DEMONS

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>>632538
I want to be in that hoe before our bro though

>>632428
>>632437
>>632438
>>632443
>>632462
>>632465
You go into the second line, with Himarase, as Jimmaru and Sakutai go into the first line, and Hakurin and Matsukawa go into the third. Each line heads into a different door to the Academy, each leading to a different lecture room on a different floor.

When you and Himarase get to the room your test is in, you're sat next to each other, with Ryuko sitting on your left. You recognize a few other people you know in the room. Sakutai's brother Taiomon, the Mist genin Jensho Uzumaki, the third member of the Stone team you met is sitting right behind you, another Mist genin, Inoko Yamanaka, and Nekohime the Cats and Dogs girl.

The sub-proctor of this test, a tall Leaf chunin, comes in, and gives you a run-over of the rules.

"ONE!" He shouts, "If you are caught cheating you will be ejected and your team will fail the Exam!"

"TWO!" He continues, "If anyone on your team fails, the whole team fails!"

"AND FINALLY, THREE!" He finishes, "This will be a twenty question exam, the last one will be revealed with fifteen minutes left in the exam. You need to answer at least eleven questions correctly to pass! You have one hour, once you get the test!"

>Roll to pass the Chunin Exam 1d100, first five!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>632550

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>632550
Flat Hyuuga aid me

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>632550
heh

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>632550
Time to be a nerd.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>632550

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>632550

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>632550

>>632422
"It's alright, I kind of deserves that." Kuro gasps out while massaging some feeling back into his trouser snake.
"W-What did you do?"
"I went round to your compound looking for you the other day. I couldn't find you but I ran into your brother and your sister and we played catch."
"Oh? That... doesn't sound so bad."
"Your sister was the ball."
"..."

>>632565
Goddammit, my one good roll of the month and it doesn't count. ;;

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>>632565
Late as always Dice.

>>632556
Anyway, you passed.
>Writing.

>>632554
>>632555
>>632556
>>632557
>>632558
You breeze through the Chunin Exam, despite the two girls to your sides having their difficulties. You're sure that they'll pass, but your score was higher. You lean back in your seat, shutting your eyes, and resting your head on your hands, positioned behind it. You're certain Himarase and Ryuko are looking over your test covertly, but that's put to an end as the proctor takes your finished exam away. A few minutes later, he does the same for Ryuko and Himarase.

You feel Himarase's hand creeping its way up your thigh, under the desk, as Ryuko snoozes to your left. The Stone genin sitting behind you is absentmindedly kick your seat, and most of the people in here are either finished or were ejected for cheating or failing. There are only a few minutes left until the final question is revealed.

>A) Tell Himarase to stop

>B) Tell the Stone genin to stop

>C) Ignore the Stone genin, tell Himarase to stop (10)

>D) Tell the Stone genin to stop, ignore Himarase (99)

>E) Ignore everything (100)

>F) Something else

Is this why you chose Hima over her teammates?

>>632646
>F) Something else
Enjoy the handy

>>632646
>C) Ignore the Stone genin, tell Himarase to stop (10)

>>632646
Voting this >>632657

>>632573
>Late as always
From the day the test result came back positive to the present, I've disappointed everyone by being late.
>>632646
>B)
No, I did it because I knew how thirsty everyone else is.

I feel increasingly saddened that a quest that was going places is continually dragged down by the THIRST of anons.

>>632646
>A) Tell Himarase to stop

>B) Tell the Stone genin to stop

it must always be lewd genin quest

>>632669
There is no thirst in the Forest of Death. Save bloodthirst.

>>632646
>D) Tell the Stone genin to stop, ignore Himarase (99)

>>632669
Well we could respond by being a little bitch, or surprise her.

>>632646
>F) Something else
Help her its a handful

>>632646
On the one hand, Hakurin has x-ray vision and is in the same building. On the other hand... >>632657

>>632669
You say ruined, I say improved!

>>632646
>A
>B
Bad whores

>>632646
>B) Tell the Stone genin to stop
Now, handjob or no?
>A)

I'll be back in a few, dinner.

>>632646
>>B) Tell the Stone genin to stop
As for Hima, we will probably have stand up at one point so don't let things get too out of hand

>>632696
This is why we should have gone with Momo, she would only want to hug us/hold our hand.

Then again, I saw the strawpoll so I know who Country's gonna kill. ;;
>>632722
Don't worry, they seem pretty in hand so far if you know what I mean.

>>632746
But thanks to Kuro's distinct personality he can be a handful in social situations

>>632746
>Implying we're not getting Momo
Dice, I need you buddy

>>632760
He's apparently a handful in his pants as well. :^)
>>632763
You haven't see the strawpoll that Country linked on his twitter, have you? She's going to be as dead as my self-esteem here in a little bit.

>>632785
It's an opinion poll, only I decide who I kill outside of player decisions.

Here it is if you haven't voted: http://www.strawpoll.me/11310417

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>>632785

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>>632797
Best Eyebrows are Tyrion Eyebrows. :^D

>>632796
There's like five people with the same amount of votes as her
The Jews did this, didn't they?

>>632657
>>632666
>>632682
>>632684
You just lay back and enjoy Himarase's ministrations, until the proctor calls out that the last question is about to be unveiled. Himarase stops when he says that people will have to come up to answer the question, and no one is to talk while answering this question is going on. He calls people to a booth at the front of the room, one by one. Eventually, Ryuko is called, when she elaves the room after answering, it's your turn.

The question is: Madara Uchiha was killed by Hashirama Senju at the Valley of the End. True, or false?

>A) True

>B) False

>>632785
We will be hiding up a tree with Momo when we notice a bulge where there shouldn't be one. In our surprise we push her off of the branch. She dies. We are not invited to the funeral.

What would we say for Jimmy's eulogy though? That's a tough question.

>>632883

>B) False

>>632883
>B) False
Trick question, but okay

>>632883
>>B) False
Damn gonna have to pick up where we left off

>>632883
>B) False

>>632883
>B

>>632888
>>632892
>>632903
>>632915
>>632916
Except that's wrong.

>Writing

>>632929
>implying we would trust you
ahahahahahahahahaha no

>>632888
>>632892
>>632903
>>632915
>>632916
>>632929
Fucking Uchiha and their magic eyes. TECHNICALLY he died and then CAME BACK TO LIFE LATER! Then he died and came back to life again! AND THEN A THIRD TIME!

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>>632929
Meta-knowledge vs Ingame-knowledge

>>632929
>>632938
>the GM fucks you either way.

ARE'T WE IN THE FUTURE WE'RE WE KNOW WHEN HE ACTUALLY DIED?

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>>632939
>Implying Kakashi didn't write Naruto the series in-universe as a history from Kakashi Gaiden to Konoha Hidden.

>>632943
He died three times.
>Hashirama killed him at the Valley of the End, he Izanagi'd back to life
>He died of old age, then was revived by Kabuto, then Obito
>He died of Chakra Exhaustion when Kaguya was sealed in the other dimension

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>>632948
>In which case, either answer is wrong

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>>632957
Welcome to the Chunin Exam.

>>632955
So we're fucking right.

>>632963
You're killing me Country, I can't figure out what's meta-knowledge and ingame-knowledge.

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>>632963
Fuck the chunin exams
Fuck Lolis in general
Fornicate with the uzumaki

>>632948
So wait, is that reason to believe that Kakashi made himself seem cooler than he actually was?

>>632955
Four actually.
1) Killed by Hashimara, Izanagai back to life
2) Died of old age, Edo Tensei'd back to life
3) Undid Edo Tensei and died, brought back by Obito
4) Died of chakra exhaustion because of Kaguya

>>632957
The question wasn't whether he stayed dead.

>>632955
>Hashirama killed him at the Valley of the End, he Izanagi'd back to life

>>632929
You check the "false" box, the Sixth Hokage, Kakashi Hatake's History of the Ninja World from the Third Ninja War through the Tenure of the Sixth Hokage, is required reading in the Academy after all, taking up Years Three and Four. Everyone knows that Madara Uchiha faked his death at the Valley of the End, then actually died almost eighty years later, of old age. You step out of the booth, and the proctor directs you to go to the Academy's lobby.

>A) Go right to the lobby

>B) Try to peek into the other testing rooms

>>632994
>A) Go right to the lobby

>>632994
>A)

>>632994

>B) Try to peek into the other testing rooms

>>632994
>A) Go right to the lobby

>>633001
>>633002
>>633024
You go right to the lobby, where you join your team as well as Sakutai and Matsukawa. You talk a bit about the test, and your expectations for the second round. When the topic of the last question comes up, everyone seems to have a different answer. You don't argue about it, but everyone is rather uneasy about the answer. After a few minutes, a small girl with black hair flings herself at you.

"Kuro, I'm sorry we haven't messaged as much lately, but I've been so busy!" She says, smiling at you, her teammates are nowhere to be seen. "We both passed the exam!" she's beaming, "How excited are you for the next one?"

>A) I'm really excited!

>B) Kind of worried, this is supposed to be a hard exam

>C) It'll be way too easy, it's gonna be boring

>D) Something else

>>633101
>>A) I'm really excited!

>>633101
>B)
>D)
Return the hug and say we're happy to see her.

>>633101

>A) I'm really excited!

>FeelDreadcoming.

>>633101
>B) Kind of worried, this is supposed to be a hard exam

>>633113
>>633101
Second

>>633101
>A) I'm really excited!
Just hold her

>>633113
Supporting this

>>633113
>>633126
>>633148
You return Momo's hug and tell her that you're actually pretty apprehensive about the second exam, as it's supposed to be hard. A lot harder than a bunch of trick questions and false answers like the first exam. You tell her that she should try to be careful in the Forest of Death, it has that name for a reason.

She agrees to be careful and squeezes you harder, before whispering into your ear, "Why did you bring a kunai to the first exam?" she grinds her thigh against what she's referring to, and you break off the hug, mumbling an excuse, and going back to your group, sure that it's not visible, just obvious to the touch. Himarase has joined you, and she's snickering along with Hakurin, probably at your expense.

The proctor from the beginning, Urome Okari, announces that the Second Exam will begin tomorrow promptly at nine in the morning. before dismissing everyone who passed the First Exam, congratulation you all. Thirty-six genin passed the first of the Chunin Exams. Five teams from the Hidden Leaf, two teams each from the Hidden Mist and Hidden Stone, and one apiece from the Hidden Sand, Hidden Cloud, and Dogs and Cats Village.

>A) Celebrate with your team

>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team

>C) Celebrate alone

>D) Go home (skip to tomorrow)

>>633256
>B)

>>633256
>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team

>>633256
>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team

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>>633256
>>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team
LEWDER

>>633256
>B

>>633271
>>633282
>>633286
>>633293
>>633319
You decide to take out your team and team Eisai to celebrate at Hadenazubon, your mother's restaurant. You all break up to go home and dress in more formal attire, actually wanting to celebrate and look appropriate for your mother's restaurant tonight. Both your teams meet up at 7:30 in front of the restaurant, and you walk right in to be seated at a table for eight.

The teams' sensei sit at the head and foot of the table, while the teams take the sides. You're sat next to Hakurin and Hōōmaru, across from Himarase. Both Hōōmaru-sensei and Eisai-sensei congratulate your teams, and offer to split the bill. You all accept, but make sure it's heartily discounted.

It's all very pleasant, with reminiscing, small talk, and the like. You excuse yourself to visit your mother, and after a very nice moment with her, on your way back, you hear suppressed giggling from a corner booth you're passing by, and it seems directed at you.

>A) Ignore it, go back to your dinner

>B) Confront whoever it is

>>633353
>B) Confront whoever it is

>>633353
>>B) Confront whoever it is

>>633353
>>B) Confront whoever it is

>>633353
>B.

>>633353
>B)

>>633353
>B) Confront whoever it is
What's so funny?

>>633353
>B) Confront whoever it is

>>633358
>>633362
>>633369
>>633370
>>633386
>>633390
>>633392
You turn on the booth, and find the Stone team you met earlier today, the pink-haired girl from earlier laughing at you. She's dressed up even more now, and has her long hair in a high single drill ponytail. "You're really celebrating here? After the first exam?" she says, laughing into the back of her hand after she spots you. Her teammate, the one who was kicking your chair during the exam is sat across from her, digging to a slice of cake very uncouthly. Baratsuchi herself is drinking a cup of tea, it's obvious they're just finishing up, and the other teammate left early.

>A) You're eating here to celebrate too

>B) Ignore her, walk away

>C) Threaten that you'll come after her during the exam

>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being

>E) Something else

Slowing down the updates for about half an hour, ignore the forgotten trip.

>>633461
>>A) You're eating here to celebrate too
>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being

>>633461
>E) let's we know how to behavior in a restaurant unlike some uncivilized people.

>>633461
>>A) You're eating here to celebrate too

>>633461
>E)
"Yes. Unlike you stone-cutters, we ninjas in the Leaf are thankful for every success we receive because we do not have money handed to us on a silver platter."

>>633461
>A.

>>633461
>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being
"Please try to have some sort of self respect and act dignified while you're here, otherwise I'll have to ask you to leave."

>>633501
Also if she asks if we work here say "no, my family owns the place"

>>633513
>>633501
1. That's overly dickish
2. Our mother wouldn't do that
3. It's super bad for business, especially because they're from another village

>>633498
ACtually, fuck, no, don't use this. Change it to
>B)

>>633498
>>633525
Why not, racism is the perfect way to prove you're right in an argument. Well, besides a smug loli.

>>633530
>E) Something else
Grin smugly, sniff, and walk off.

>>633543
Shouldn't you be on the campaign trail, Donald?

>>633546
It feels good to not be American, right now especially

>>633553
>>633546
>Tfw you love Donald and American
>feelsgood.

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>>633546
>>633553
Afraid you'll get stumped?

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>>633569
>It feels good not to be American
What could I have meant by this

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>>633573
gee I wonder

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>>633590
>smug anime girls
That's some lazy shitposting

>>633604
What are you insinuating about Baratsuchi? Also writing.

>>633562
>Loving Trump
>Loving Hillary
>Loving anything about the current election

God, I got stuck with a bad election for my first one.
>>633604
How many fucking Carls do you have?

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>>633604
If it works, it works.

>>633609
All I can think of now is the Meme girl from Haramase Simulator

>>633553
feels better to not live in an irrelevant country desu

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>>633617
>How many fucking carls do you have
Guess

>>633617
>Not enjoying the best election you'll see while alive
>Not accepting we're either fucked in the long term or short
>Being this fucking new to the world.

>>633633
You have any smug anime Carls?

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>>633645
Nope, it just wouldn't work with the Carl face

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>>633633
>Guess
I swear to fuck, 59?
>>633645
I've got you, mi amigo.

>>633653
>>633654
Hello Ground control, Side's reporting in from high Orbit.

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>>633663
Found you as Carl, Sensei.

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>>633654
68

>>633476
>>633495
>>633500
>>633501
"What do you mean by that?" You ask her, "you're eating here in celebration too, and your teammate is making a mess." Baratsuchi grimaces, and shoots a glare at her teammate, before presumably kicking the brunette in the shins under the table.

"For your information," she begins, sipping her after-meal tea, "we were just eating here, it has nothing to do with celebration." She glares at her teammate again, "though Midoritsuchi's actions are a bit uncouth." She finishes her cup, dabs her mouth with her napkin, and leaves, shooting both you and Midoritsuchi a glare.

"She's always like that," the other Stone genin says, mouth full of a triple chocolate cake which your mom is immensely proud of. "You must own this place, I saw you come in without a reservation." She says again through the cake, which you confirm is correct. "What were you doing today during the exam? That wasn't something that girl should be doing in public." You're fairly certain your face is red now.

>A) I don't know what you mean (retreat)

>B) She was just... being friendly

>C) How about a demonstration?

>D) Something else

>>633683
>C)

I want to see where this option goes.

>>633683

>C) How about a demonstration?

DUNNO WHAT IT MEANS, BUT ROLLING WITH IT. GUIDE ME WHISKEY.

>>633683
>>B) She was just... being friendly

>>633683
>D) Something else
I know, that's why it's fun

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>>633683
>>C) How about a demonstration?

>>633689
>>633693

More crotch pain in this thread? Please no.

>>633683
>A) shuffle away
We can't win here. If we offer a demonstration they will call our bluff, if we say it was nothing they well call us on our embarrassment.

>>633702
Everyday is crotch pain, just accept it and it will accept you.
>>633697
She just loves polishing his stone pillar.

>>633696
Fucking hell Wheel, that ID. And you have it ALL week.

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>>633708
This aint no bluff kiddo

>>633708
Come on, man up. Sometimes, you've got to place your bets and put you dick where their mouths are.

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>>633689
>>633693
>>633700
That option was a test. And you failed.

>Writing

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>>633743
Fuck you country. Fuck deres

>>633743

Fuck this.

>>633743
>I failed at a test
>The failure failed at something
>The failure who consistently fucks up rolls or rolls good too late and picks the shit waifus failed at being approved by a QM

ahahahahahahaha, not like i'm doing any worse than usual

>>633749
Or Ojous
Any popular sterotypical personality type really

>>633743
>Implying the Whiskey does anything but tell me to do bad shit.

>>633743
At this point, I'm happy.

This quest died the moment anons decided getting wet dicks was better than being a cool guy. Let it burn.

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>>633743
Is it really failure if we intentionally choose it? I at least am satisfied. Every painfully awkward social pratfall leads us one step closer to Shirou route

>>633769
>Cool guy
Kuro was never, never EVER cool though
He's just awkwardly charming

>>633784
And now people are trying to make him run on porn logic when it doesn't exist in this quest. It's painful to watch and when Kuro dies I will no longer mourn him.

>>633743
"Why don't I give you a demonstration?" You ask, jokingly. The girl just cocks her head to the side, comments that you're funny, and then leaves, following her teammate out.

You hear the sound of a palm making contact with a forehead, and turn around to see Hakurin, face in palm. "Really Kuro?" she starts, with a sigh, "I hope that was a joke, otherwise, I really don't know what's going on with you." She brings her head up and looks kind of concerned, "First you play catch using my sister as the ball, then you let Hima feel you up during the First Exam, and now you're propositioning foreign kunoichi right after meeting them?" She shakes her head, "I really hope you don't go on like this, cause I know you can be a good guy." She sighs again, turning to go back to your teams' table, "Just, try to turn it around Kuro, please."

>A) Go back to your teams

>B) Talk to your mother

>C) Walk out

>D) Something else

>>633797
fair enough

>>633800
>A) Go back to your teams
>D) tell her you're sorry but things are catching up with you.

>>633800
>>C) Walk out

>>633800
This>>633805
Hakurin is right though

>>633805
But we aren't sorry.

>>633800
>B) Walk out

>>633800
>C) Walk out

>>633816
>Takumi Uchiha
What did he mean by this?

>>633822
It's an inside joke I've been using as a username.

>>633800
Supporting this >>633805
Sensei finally makes a right decision.

>>633805
>>633810
>>633836
You return to your team an Team Eisai, now having dessert, and apologize for everything to Hakurin, saying that things are just catching up to you, and that you'll make an effort to be less of what your sister thinks that normal people are like. She hugs, you and you hug back. Eliciting mock gagging from Himarase, Sakutai, and Jimmaru, but an approving nod from Eisai, and 'awwwws' from sensei and Matsukawa. After your meal, everyone goes their separate ways, and you return home to your father already in bed, and Shirou passed out on the couch with some foreign cartoon about scantily-clad women fighting on the TV.

>A) Poke Shirou awake

>B) Go to bed (skip to tomorrow)

>>633850
>A) Poke Shirou awake

>>633850
>A) Poke Shirou awake

>>633850
>B)

Sis works hard for the family, surviving dangerous missions and such and giving us gifts when she can. She deserves rest and relaxation, all that she wants of both.

>>633850
>A) Poke Shirou aw
>C) WATER GUN HER ASS

>>633850
>A) Poke Shirou awake

>>633850
>C) C is for Commit suicide

>>633850
>A)

>>633851
>>633854
>>633858
You spear your sister in the side of the abdomen with your finger, and she jolts awake, clutching the pillow she was holding tightly. She sits straight up, almost knocking you over.

"Kuro, what time is it?" she asks, blearily. You answer her, and she shuts off the tv and heads to bed. "Oh, by the way," she yawns, "congrats on the First Exam." She gives you a tired smile and practically drags herself to bed.

You follow, and fall asleep in your own room a little later. You wake up the next morning at seven o'clock sharp. Shirou and your mother are still in bed, and your father has already departed. After you prepare for the exam, taking a few pouches full of ninja tools, along with a roll of explosive tags, and some smoke bombs. You also take your tonfa which can become a staff, and some ration pills.

When you get to the field, you face the same choice as yesterday.

>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

>B) Go stand with Taiomon’s team

>C) Go stand with Momo’s team

>D) Talk to the Cloud team

>E) Talk to Team Tonakai

>F) Approach the other Mist team

>G) Approach the Stone team you've already met

>H) Approach the other Stone team

>I) Approach the Cats and Dogs team

>J) Find Mayuto’s team

>K) Stand alone

>L) Something else

>>633902
>>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

>>633902
>C)

>>633902
>C
To cheer up Dice Praiser

>>633913
>Jew
Can I trust you, Wheel?

>>633913
Nigga, we got to hug Momo. I'm already cheered up for the most part.

Now I'm just a greedy shit who wants more hugs before you guys routelock us with someone else. >:3

>>633918

You can.

>>633924
That's just what a Jew would say.

>>633902
>C.
Love you dice, and perhaps Momo will Help us be less of a lewd fuck, goddamn anons please, you especially Jiraiya

>>633930
>not wanting lewd
You're so gay, I bet you kiss girls.

>>633934
He's so gay that he's married.

I just don't care anymore. I hope we die.

>>633939
Well, that took a sharp turn for the edgy

>>633939

Here's your (You), just stop posting here.

>>633930
You can't repurify someone this young and this l00d. The innocence is lost at this point, no matter how many hugs we have.
>>633940
With how spaghetti we are in social situations, we were already edgy.

>>633939
Kuro is an unlikable retard since he's mostly controlled by retarded namefags. The QM puts him in all these situations though so it's not completely the players fault

>>633948
I think kuro is just impulsive and a bit stubborn

>>633948
Kuro is his sisters brother

>>633950
Nah, he's a whore.

>>633902
>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team

>>633924
that's what jews say. Go away.

>>633930
>>633937
God damn it you two.

>>633939
Edge please, Drink some rum.

>>633907
>>633913
>>633930
You give your team a wave, then go over to Momo and her teammates, though she's standing apart from them. You greet her, both of you decked out in combat gear, and she greets you back with a hug. You hug her back as her teammates look over, looking like their jimmies have been rustled. In a childish play, you stick your tongue out at them before breaking off the hug. You and Momo talk about the past few months before a very familiar man takes the stage on the raised platform in front of the teams. You return to your team as your father, proctor of the Second Exam goes over the rules.

>End Thread, I'm going to end kind of early tonight, cause I did start a bit early, but I'll get started a bit early tomorrow too, and this way, it's kind of a cliffhanger.

>>633948
>>633939
Is Earthbender Quest just getting out? Cause as much as I like reading SOM's quests, I know he can generate a bit of salt.

>>633965
>Not leaving this thread until the end of the exam
>Going to bed
You fucking liar Country.

>>633965
Eathbender quest just finished, yes
Can't wait for part two of the exams, mainly for the deaths

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>>633959
>he keeps posting for the yous
>he's resolved to being anon who bitterly shitposts to try and get people to quit a quest.
>>633965
Dad's gonna see Momo get killed and us break down, isn't he?

>>633969
I meant that I'm not running outside of this quest until the end of the Chunin Exams. Or if it gets autosaged off first.

>>633970
RIP dice's heart.

>>633971
>Dad and Mom see us break down
>Blood line turns on
>Have to move villages

>>633976
MHMHMHM, Maybe i won't drink for the next part so the death's will affect me. Also decided on finally who to route lock.

>>633984
Tell me on Twitter, you shit.

>>633984
But what if EVERYONE dies? You can't route lock a dead girl. Luckily best girl is guaranteed safe.

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Thanks for running I am looking forward to the exam, I hope no one dies but it seems like someone will. I hope we get better at cooking once we have some down time. Hakurin is best girl, I respect everyone's choice for their respective best girl

>>633995
If you mean Shirou, ANBU are always on call to be called away. If you mean Sensei or your mother, or the Tsuchikage, then yeah, probably.

>>633995
>You can't route lock a dead girl
Its called becoming a Mountain Man young Anon. You set up near her gravestone and tend to it for the rest of your days,

>>633971
If you come across dead Momo, there will be an option to.

>D) GO FULL OBITO

>>634018
Promise?

Fuck does that even mean? He didn't fuck the girl he liked who was dead right?

>>634027
Yes, I promise. I would say full Nagato, but no one goes full Nagato.

No, he just chimped out beyond all belief.

>>634032
Aw, No super rape eyes?

But we're not black? Also, I can't wait to see who dies honestly.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11319058

Relevant strawpoll.

>>634037
Country you fuck, Redo it because i know 2 that would destroy him and can only vote one.

>>634041
No, you have to pick the MOST traumatic.

>>634043
Why can't they die killing each other over loving us? Surely knowing that IS the most traumatic.

>>634045
They wouldn't do that.

>>634057
It's not true love if you don't kill your rival love interests.

>>634057
as >>634062 said.

Who voted someone else, and who did you mean? Because I only meant people in the exam.

>>634072
>Votes Momo
>All seeing eye gets picked

You fucking rigged this vote.

>>634077
You can change your vote, I think.

>>634077
I thought everyone hated momo like me.

>>634083
No, just the QM

>>634079
Nope and I don't feel like changing my IP to change a fucking strawpoll. Plus it might impact him more and us since we expect her to die.

>>634083
I don't hate Momo, I just don't see her as a wife. I see her more as a useful tool.

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I like Momo fine, I just prefer Hakurin. Seeing Sakurai or Jimmaru die would suck big time. I don't want anyone to die.

>>634093
Who do you see as a wife, Jiraiya?
>>634103
Just for that, only Baratsuchi, Byakutsuchi, Kaya, and Jensho survive. And Momo's teammates.

Are those train genjutsuing douchbags in the exam? I want to curb stomp the jealous asshole then piss on him.