>>637644
>>Where are you dad? I'll be right over.
Filial piety! Woosh, go to family, have nice dinner, some talking, then back, no problem...

Also: Give family members jobs, corruption and wangling is a must.

"So uh, where are you at dad?"

"I'm at a small apartment building."

"Did you loot it o-"

"No. I'm renting it out."

"Oh."

"Anyways, get over here. I want to talk."

"Sure. I'll be over."

You hang up and you realize that your palms got sweaty. You were expecting something bad to happen. Something bad always happens when your dad calls...

You give a kiss to Ivanka, and head out into the snow in your half-broken tracksuit and feel the cold icy grip of hypotherma settle in. Of course you get into the truck and shake it off, and begin driving to the apartment where your dad is. It takes you a while after trying to to remember the address, and you pull up to the curb and get out. You quickly rush into the apartment, (which looks more like a tenement), and it's not particularly clean or anything. You begin going up the stairs to where your dad said he lived at, and eventually on the seventh floor you knock presumbly at where he lives at. The door opens slowly as you hear cursing on the otherside, and you see your dad.

"Hi. I uh, I'm here."

"I saw your truck pull up, son."

"Huh. So can I come in?"

"That's uh, fine."

The two of you awkwardly stand for a minute or two before you decide to hug him. He pats you a little on the back and he closes the door as you enter.

"So, where's a place to sit down?"

"The couch, just be careful you don't get fur all over it or something. It takes hours to clean it off."

You carefully take a seat on the couch and take a look around his apartment. It's a mix of religious symbols, classic Renaissance paintings (which are no doubt copied and are of low quality), though you do like the fact that the windows let lot of light in, which could be covered up by some rather poor quality curtains and your dad takes a seat in a armchair not too far from you.

"So, what do you want to talk about?"

"I'll get to that in a minute. First I'd like to know how's life going for you. We don't really... Well, talk that much."

Actions.

>Everything's coming up great, dad. I make plenty of friends even when they don't want to, and I live pretty comfortably.
>...Maybe it could be with the fact that you don't like being a werewolf?
>We don't talk much because we bicker a lot, you know.
>I just don't have the time to talk much, having a wife and friends leaves little time for family.
>Come on, let's skip the pleasantries and just talk.
>I've been going to church on sundays dad. You know I only did that when you preached.
>It's... Alright. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>...I'm curious, how did you get the money to afford a place like this?
>I'd say pretty poorly. Just saying.
>How's being my regent going? I've been busy a lot.
>Write-In

>I've been going to church on sundays dad. You know I only did that when you preached.

"I've been going to church on Sundays dad. You remember how I used to only go when you preached?"

"I do... You were always the most active child in the church."

"Come on, the Venmarksi's were more active. Hell, one of their kids broke into a sprint around the church."

"...While I tried to catch them."

"Yeah. Seems like so long ago."

"Well, that was before you left for the army. But I'm proud of you for going on your own accord, son."

"Really? Th- I mean, it's no big deal."

"Yeah, now I don't have to force you into your Sunday finest, right?"

"...I only can wear this tracksuit."

"Because you're so big now?"

"Yeah. Also tracksuits are pretty comfortable."

"That's a strange fad now. Wearing a tracksuit. Back in my da-"

"Dad."

"Oh, right. Sorry."

"So, why exactly did you call me here?"

"It's... Well, strange. A while ago, I had some rather... Well, sinful thoughts."

"About what?"

"Prideful thoughts. For a brief moment, I thought myself better then everyone in a room. I believe it was when I was negotiating the rent."

"I see. Why are you worried about this?"

"Because I am not a man of pride. All I own to my name is a farm and my children, whom I am proud of, indeed... Well, at least most of the time."

"So you thought you were better then everyone in a room?"

"You remember how you were ranting about lycanthrope superiority? It was sort of like that."

Actions.

>Why are you worried about that, dad?
>I'd recommend to ignore it then. It's just your imagination.
>Is there anything else?
>You might be adjusting to be more of werewolf then a human.
>...Don't worry, every lycanthrope thinks themselves better then humans. You aren't alone.
>You're just realizing the truth, that lycanthropes are better then humans.
>Write-In

I'll be back in a hour, anons.

>>637721
>I'd recommend to ignore it then. It's just your imagination.

I thought Stojans old man was human?

No, you made him a werewolf a while ago. Going to wait twenty more minutes then anons.

>>637721
>You might be adjusting to be more of werewolf then a human

"Dad, you should ignore it. It's just your imagination."

"I hope so. I'm just worried I suppose...,"

"That's fine to be worried."

"I know. But enough about the mind. I thank you for not trying to do anything to the family. I just got a call that they arrived safe."

Actions

>Just because I ate a few people doesn't mean I'd try to do anything to the family, alright?
>You don't mind that I sort of told them to give me a belly rub?
>I'd still like it if the whole family could become lycanthropes. Just saying.
>Aw shucks, no problem. I love having people over!
>You don't have to assume the worst about me, Dad.
>Write In

>>637891
>Aw shucks, no problem. I love having people over!

>>637891
>Just because I ate a few people doesn't mean I'd try to do anything to the family, alright?

"Aw shucks, no problem. I love having people over! But you should really stop worrying I'll eat any of them."

"Yes, you seem a lot more... Determined? Then when you were in your youth."

"I was nervous around people when I was younger, dad. Not lacking determination."

"Similar thing. It's nice to see you determined and much more social."

"I know... But I also have a theory about what you said earlier, Besides your imagination."

"What?"

"You might be adjusting to be a werewolf, rather then human."

"...I don't like the sound of that."

Actions

>I wouldn't worry about it, dad.
>If you want, you could ask Karkmann.
>Don't worry, everyone goes through it.
>I'm sorry for bringing you into this then, dad.
>Would you rather be human?
>Write In

>>637915
>I wouldn't worry about it, dad.

>>637915
If you want, you could ask Karkmann

"I wouldn't worry about it dad."

"I guess... I'm just concerned about my mind. But Stephan, I also called you here to tell you something."

"What?"

"I don't really know how to say this, but I'm proud of you. Never would I think any of my kids would have a shot to rule a nation, let alone be a king. I'm not proud of what you did to get here, and I don't like some of the things you did, but I'm proud of how far you got. And how you're trying to become a better man. That takes determination, that takes willpower."

Actions

>... Thank you, dad.
>I regret some things though, but thank you.
>Can I have a hug?
>You could of said this over the phone.
>This means a lot to me, dad.
>I don't care dad.
>You'll be more proud of me in the future. Don't worry...
>Write In

>>637938
>You'll be more proud of me in the future. Don't worry...

>>637938
>You'll be even more proud of me Dad in ze future.

"Don't worry Dad, you will be even more proud of me in ze future!" You say while briefly switching to a German accent

"Erh, what's with the accent?"

"I've been spending some time around Germans. They're pretty cool."

"Trying to get an accent then?"

Actions

>No, I'm just doing some foreshadowing.
>... Speaking of Germans... Didn't you serve with them in the first world war?
>Just a little, ja?
>Just a brief lapse.
>How's being my regent going?
>Come on, Germans are cool. Good everything!
>write In

>>637982
>Just a little, ja?

>>637982
>No, I'm just doing some foreshadowing.
>... Speaking of Germans... Didn't you serve with them in the first world war?

"Just a little, ja? But I'm just doing some foreshadowing. Say, didn't you serve the Germans I'm the first world war?"

"Well, yes I did. I was drafted into it as the war started to serve on the Western front..."

For the next hour your father goes over war stories and his personal heroics of serving in the front.

"And that's how I got this scar when the French bombed my location!"

"That's uh, nice dad."

"Yeah... Those were the days. Anyways, sorry about rambling."

"It's fine."

"Yeah. Now I'm done talking..."

Actions

>I'm curious, has the Pope commented on lycanthropy yet?
>I should get going now dad.
>You should bring the family here rather then Warsaw. At least they aren't netting bombed then.
>Is anything politically significant happening?
>Hey, why don't you come to love with me rather then this shitty apartment?
>Dad, could I make you higher then a deacon? You've been a deacon since I was a kid.
>Write In

>>638065

>I'm curious, has the Pope commented on lycanthropy yet?
>You should bring the family here rather then Warsaw. At least they aren't netting bombed then.
>Is anything politically significant happening?
>Dad, could I make you higher then a deacon? You've been a deacon since I was a kid.

All the questions all the time.

"I'm curious dad, does the Pope know about lycanthropy?"

"I don't think so. And I doubt he'd like it."

"I see... But seriously, you should bring the family back from Warsaw and bring them here. It's a lot safer."

"Our family held that farm for generations. I'm not abandoning it."

Actions

>It's worth it to protect them, dad.
>They'll return once the war is over, alright?
>Come on, please? I want to see Kaz again...
>But what if they get bombed dad?
>I understand. I still have some more questions to ask though.
>Write In

>>638106
>I understand. I still have some more questions to ask though.

"Has karkmann said anything to you about the serum production? And is there anything you need?"

"I understand, just curious... Has Karkmann told you anything about the serum? And is there anything you need?"

"I took the serum, and no, not really."

"I see... Just curious, is anything politically significant happening?"

"Besides protests, that thing called NATO forming... Really only that the Americans are being pushed back heavily. They're retreating to outside of Lithuania."

Actions

>What happened to the reinforcements I sent?
>How? We had a clear advantage!
>What are the Russians doing?
>Is there any reason why?
>I see... Well, let's continue talking then.
>Write In

>>638128
>What happened to the reinforcements I sent?
>How? We had a clear advantage!
>What are the Russians doing?
>Is there any reason why?

And now we find out about Russian Vampires.

Feel free to guess why the Allies are losing while I do some work for an hour

Our lycanthropes are eating them, the Russians have Vanu teir bullshit, and we haven't put enough of a focus on the war to have a significant impact.

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>>638143
>>638246
Do they have big asses and spandex, too? If so, we may be dealing with actual Vanu bullshit.

>>638308
Wanna know how to trigger the QM?

>>638311
How?

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>>638312
These, the Russians have them now. ;)

>>638318
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING VANU
VANU IS WEEB SHIT!

Writing now.

Called it. XD

"What the hell happened to the reinforcements?*

"They're in Warsaw. There just simply isn't enough of them to make a difference."

"I see. But we had a clear advantage!"

"You can't expect he USA to do all the work. And not to mention they have an advantage in technology now."

"Such as?"

"They've got technology I've never even heard about. Such as STGs, but employed in mass numbers, machine guns to rival the Germans, and not to mention some sort of radio allowed to be worn around one's head. That's what the Allies told me, at least about their commando divisions. It's like the technology popped out of nowhere..."

"Really? What else?"

"In addition their paratroopers have been confirmed to also be werewolves... Unable to spread it, but werewolves all the same, Stojan. Along with bearing experimental laser technology."

"What are the Allies doing to stop this?"

"They're trying to find out where this tech came from."

Actions

>...Do any of them have laser weaponry? Besides the paratroopers?
>The war will be my top focus!
>I think I can find out where this tech came from.
>That's it, I was tired of sitting around and doing nothing... I'm going to help the Allies.
>I'm going to see Karkmann now.
>Any other technological advances?
>Write In

>>638377
>I think I can find out where this tech came from.

>>638377
>I'm going to see Karkmann now.

>Write In: and bring the weapon ivanka brought.

>>638396
Switching to this.

"I'm going to see Karkmann. I'll see you around dad."

He nods his head and you leave to get in the truck.

You begin to drive home and eventually park outside and rush in, since you'd rather not freeze your feet in the cold.

"Ivanka?"

"What Comrade?" You hear from the other room. The bedroom, specifically. Ivanka opens the door and comes out of there.

"Where are the guns?"

"Cabinet, bottom shelf."

"I meant futuristic ones!"

"Upper cabinet, Comrade."

Actions

>Is it alright if I take your sniper rifle?
>Thanks Ivanka!
>I'm going to Karkmann, want to come?
>Write In

>>638433
>I'm going to Karkmann, want to come?

"Hey Ivanka, I'm going to Karkmann. Want to come?"

"I don't see why not."

"Great! Come on then, and grab your gun!"

You rush to your truck while Ivanka puts a crate of guns in the back of your truck and squeezes in beside you.

You begin to drive to city Hall, and pull up to a curb. You and Ivanka get out and carry the crate of futuristic guns into Karkmann's office.

You knock on the door of Karkmann's office and the door slowly opens to him sleeping on a stool, doing something with chemical tubes of blue liquid.

Actions
>Karkmann, get your ass up!
>... Surprise belly rub?
>Put the crate of guns on a table.
>Ooh, maybe you can poke around his office?
>No sleeping on the job, Karkmann!
>Write In

>>638467
>Karkmann, get your ass up!

>>638467
>... Surprise belly rub?
>Put the crate of guns on a table.

"Karkmann, get your ass up!"

He blinks slowly.

"Gottdamn it, what is it?"

You put the guns on the table.

"I need you to find out where they came from, now."

"... I'll do it after I wake up, ja?"

Actions

>No, you'll do it now. This is urgent!
>...Do you want to be punched in the face so you wake up?
>Drink some coffee then, Karkmann.
>Fine. But it better be done when I come back!
>Write In

>>638515
>Fine. But it better be done when I come back!

Is there a jock-nerd relationship with Karkmann and Stojan now? Stojan seems very liberal in his punching of Karkmann.

>>638515
>No, you'll do it now. This is urgent!
>...Do you want to be punched in the face so you wake up?

>>638515
>Drink some coffee then, Karkmann.
"We have a real war headed our way and if we don't work quickly Poland will be annexed, if it doesn't implode first."

>>638526
>>638525
Can we stop abusing our Nazi scientist BEFORE he starts poisoning our water supply?

>>638530
>Nazi Scientist ruining really cool shit

Its almost like you don't understand how mad men work.

>>638525
Sort of, since you beat him up at the castle.

>>638530
Naw. He's too pussy to do that.

"Karkmann, get some coffee, and research this unless you want to be punched in the face. I'll be back later."

"Why do I stay here if all I get is getting punched?"

Actions

>Just do it, damn it.
>And that's a punch for talking back.
>This is urgent. So get to it.
>You stay here since you know what will happen if you retreat.
>Come on, I'm just stressed...
>Write In

>>638558
>This is urgent. So get to it.

>>638558
>Just do it, damn it!
After this no mercy.

>>638558
>Just do it, damn it.

>You stay here since you know what will happen if you retreat.

>Remember you're wanted dead by everybody for you're job? I think

>>638558
>Just do it, damn it.
>You stay here since you know what will happen if you retreat.

>>638560
This.
All this Karkmann abuse is sad. We should give him a raise or something.

>>638697
As far as I know Karkmann doesn't get a pay check nor has he ever asked for one. If anything he probably does it because he loves the science and believes he would be executed if he went public.

>>638697
>>638712
Doesn't karkmann get payed and wasn't he friends with stojan or something?

>>638719
We infected Karkmann in the beginning since he was the scientist who infected us. I do remember a time later where we congratulate him for it since Stojan by that point had become a Lycanthrope supremacist. Then we started punching him for a reason I don't remember.

>>638732
Ah . . . In that case he stays because he's "part of Poland now" best to make a nationalist out of a nationalist rather then a bitchy sub who can go starscream whenever he likes.

"Just do it, damn it. You're here because you know what will happen if you leave. You'll be hunted down by the Allies and Comiterm, you'll be unable to go public, and you'll be hunted by me. Now stop bitching and do it."

He looks like he's about to protest, then sighs.

"...I'll get to it, alright?"

"Good."

You leave the room, while Karkmann looks a little disappointed in himself, then gets up and starts looking at your guns.

You head back home with Ivanka and park the car outside of the home.

"Comrade Stojan?"

"What?"

"...I have a question."

"What is it?"

"Do we have to live in the city?"

"Why are you asking?"

"...I'd rather be somewhere more open, and where the air doesn't smell like smoke. And where humans are out of mind."

Actions.

>...I'll look into it, Ivanka.
>Don't worry, I'll depopulate this neighborhood and then you'll have a nice, big park to roam around in!
>Come on, I love the city. Lots of people, that sort of thing.
>Sorry, but if I want to rule a nation I have to be close to the city...
>There's a forest in my bed. If you know what I mean. Which is tumble when? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>Write-In

>>638836
>...I'll look into it, Ivanka.

One day we'll make the first ever skyscraper and we'll use it for ourselves. It'll have a bachelor pad and everything where we can look down upon our country and the common people.

>>638836
>Sorry, but if I want to rule a nation I have to be close to the city...

>>638852
>>638856
Bit of column a bit of column b.

"You'll make it. I know it"

"Listen, I'll come up with something Ivanka. But if I want to rule a nation, I need to be close to the city."

"...I miss the wilderness."

"I know you do, Ivanka."

"...Let's go inside."

The two of you head inside, and see Kutyvoka sleeping, with the nurse you kidnapped earlier trying to get out of Kutyvoka's grip. She goes still and pretends to be asleep when you come in.

"...Comrade, why exactly did you get another girl in this house?"

"Come on, Kutyvoka needed a friend..."

"Or you just wanted a new human pet."

"...That too."

Actions.

>...Come on, don't judge. You liked having a human pet.
>Kutyvoka, that nurse is trying to escape. Hug her tighter.
>...Listen, it's like one giant sleepover. It's cool.
>...I think you're just jealous, Ivanka. I'll make it up to you, though.
>Come on, look at them. They're adorable.
>Write-In

>>638918
>no bully our new pet

>>638918
>I've been thinking about turning her.

"Come on Ivanka, stop bullying our new pet."

"I'm not bullying her. I'm pointing ou-"

"Shush. They're sleeping."

"Fine. I'm going for a walk then."

"Alright... Just don't eat anyone, alright?"

"I know, comrade."

Ivanka begins getting dressed into her winter uniform (which is ill-fitting) and she goes outside, leaving you indoors, and not in the snow.

You turn on the TV, and after a little bit you find yourself beginning to fall asleep. Until you hear the floor creek, just a little too hard. Like someone putting their foot on the ground. Man, does having good hearing help! You briefly see in the corner of your eye the nurse getting up out of the bed. Sabrina, right. She tip-toes silently towards the door outside.

Actions.

>I'm still awake, you know.
>No! Bad pet! Rush to grab her! (Agility)
>If I was you, I'd get back to bed if you knew what's good for you.
>Kutyvoka, Sabrina's trying to get up.
>If you're going outside at least take a coat, it's snowing outside.
>Just wait to see what she does.
>Write-In

>>638963
>Kutyvoka, Sabrina's trying to get up.
>If you're going outside at least take a coat, it's snowing outside

>>638974
This

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"Kutyvoka, Sabrina's trying to get up?"

"What? Bad Sabrina!"

Kutyvoka grabs Sabrina and drags her back into the bed. She yells a little. Just another day...

"Anyways Sabrina, if you're going outside at least take a coat. It's snowing outside. And I'd rather not have you freeze to death."

You hear her curse a little in English while Kutyvoka goes back to sleep holding her in a very strong grip. You of course find a bottle of vodka and go back to watching television.

The next day comes and you groggily get out of the armchair you fell asleep in. It seems you decided to drink five bottles of vodka last night. Not a record... But you're getting closer to beating your last one. Ivanka seems to also be on the couch, asleep, also with a few vodka bottles on the floor (and on her chest), and you count about eight. Kutyvoka seems to be up with Sabrina seems to be huddled asleep, somewhat terrified too, judging from her face.

Either way, you decide today you'll do something... You get ready to go to work, shake off the vodka you drank last night, and get into the car, still somewhat drunk.

Thanks to being a slav, you drive steadily enough even while slightly intoxicated, and pull up to work. You have things to do...

Map is current map of Poland. Blue represents your current borders.

Current Treasury: $5000
Stability: Unstable

Actions.

>...You need more land, more factories. More everything, in order to beat the Russians. Prepare a invasion to another country!
>You should build something in your city.
>...You know, who cares about the treasury? Embezzle some of the money to spend on personal things.
>You need to get a bigger, better army.
>...You're beginning to have less lycanthropes then Ivanka. Maybe you should let some people join in on the family?
>Check in with Karkmann on how his research is going.
>...Maybe you should deal with internal problems so your country doesn't implode.
>...You should talk to another leader of state. Find the nearest phone!
>You should check in on how your army is doing. They haven't been active at all...
>You need more money... Maybe you could get a few more factories up and running?
>You should change or add to the Constitution.
>Write-In

>>639017
>...You need more land, more factories. More everything, in order to beat the Russians. Prepare a invasion to another country!
I think there would be more factories in western Poland, particularly in the southwest since that used to be a very industrious region in Germany

>...You're beginning to have less lycanthropes then Ivanka. Maybe you should let some people join in on the family?
Always good to infect more people.

>>639017

>...You need more land, more factories. More everything, in order to beat the Russians. Prepare a invasion to another country!
>You should check in on how your army is doing. They haven't been active at all...
>You need more money... Maybe you could get a few more factories up and running?
>...You're beginning to have less lycanthropes then Ivanka. Maybe you should let some people join in on the family?
>You need to get a bigger, better army.

ALL THE THINGS WE NEED.

>>639017
>...Maybe you should deal with internal problems so your country doesn't implode.
>Write-In: serum for the general public.

>You need to get a bigger, better army. When the Russians get to Poland we will need to fight.


>...You need more land, more factories. More everything, in order to beat the Russians. Prepare a invasion to another country!
How much of Berlin can we take peacefully if we offer the Nazi remnants an operation paperclip kind of deal?

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Infection, expansion, and bigger army wins!

First, let's start with Expansion.

Where will you expand?

>Slovaka (Neutral, Communist, Economic Backwater, Small Army.)
>Czech Republic (Neutral, Democratic, Economically Bad, Small Army, Good Relations with USA and Allies.)
>Germany (Vassal of USA, Democratic, Economic Powerhouse, No Army)
>Call an advisor in for specific on a nation! (Specific who to call in and which country to specify.)
>Write-In

>>639181
>Slovaka (Neutral, Communist, Economic Backwater, Small Army.)
It won't upset the Americans and should prove to be an easy victory.

>>639181
>Germany (Vassal of USA, Democratic, Economic Powerhouse, No Army)
>Call an advisor in for specific on a nation! (Specific who to call in and which country to specify.) Call the German Advisor and talk about returning it to once it once was and also its freedom.

>>639212
Just saying trying to take over Germany is attacking your ally, America.

>>639223
I don't want to 'attack' Germany per-say. Its more akan to turning the upper ranks of Germany into Werewolves. Thus making them loyalish towards us and funneling goods for us. Of course at some point they could always break away after proving too much of an issue too America or something.

I didn't want too invade, I wanted to go the espiogane route or whatever its called.

Waiting fifteen minutes for more votes anons.

>>639245
i'll change >>639212 too Slovaka, Though to be fair I don't think its worth it at all.

>>639245
Can we secure the oil in Romana as well somehow? Also What the fuck do we even have being exported or stuff?

>>639231
I think that the German officials and inturn American ones would know if there are werewolves in important positions. This has a very good chance of damaging relations with America and the west in general.

>>639263
i changed my vote. Its a shame, But we would need real industry and thing to fight Russia.

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>>639269
I think we need to build a lot of fortifications and bunkers in strategic places like cities. For example we could fortify the Vistula River and bleed the Russians dry. Although we will need to invest in industry if we're going to hold them off.

Slovaka it is.

Since Romania isn't bordering you, you'd have to either sail all the way over there (gg with your literal lack of a navy), or invade Slovaka and try to get something from Hungary (or just conquer them.)

You decide that you'll invade Slovaka... Now of course, how to do this?

Actions.

>You'll blitzkrieg across the border. No formal declaration of war and catch them in surprise, but risk angering the international community.
>Send a formal declaration of war and attack normally.
>You'll try to infect the leader and cabinet. If caught, this could shock and outrage the international community, but you could secretly or publicly puppet Slovaka.
>...You need more lycanthropes, and you're going to war... Why not stock up on some by ordering your lycanthropes to raid villages and towns before you declare war? However, if one of them rats you out or your caught, you may face international anger.
>...You'll send a letter to Slovaka and demand they serve the master race, of course.
>...Send the army to the border and start patrolling. This will generate some tension between the two of your nations and they might have time to prepare, but if it's threatening enough, you could make one of your demands easier for them to accept.
>Write-In

>>639292
It dones't look like we even extend PAST the Oder river mate.

>...You need more lycanthropes, and you're going to war... Why not stock up on some by ordering your lycanthropes to raid villages and towns before you declare war? However, if one of them rats you out or your caught, you may face international anger.
>Dress them as Russian Soldiers that have 'sneaked' into other countries to cause issues.

>...Send the army to the border and start patrolling. This will generate some tension between the two of your nations and they might have time to prepare, but if it's threatening enough, you could make one of your demands easier for them to accept in response to the supposed russian forces and also the raids.

>>639310
Holy shit, Salt Mind. Were you a fucking general in a past life?

>>639301
>>...You need more lycanthropes, and you're going to war... Why not stock up on some by ordering your lycanthropes to raid villages and towns before you declare war? However, if one of them rats you out or your caught, you may face international anger.
>>...Send the army to the border and start patrolling. This will generate some tension between the two of your nations and they might have time to prepare, but if it's threatening enough, you could make one of your demands easier for them to accept
We could challenge the ruler of Slovakia to duel and settle it like honorable men. Even if we're a 10 foot tall werewolf who can easily maul him it's only fair.

>>639320
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat from its mistakes.

I for one, Have studied war on the off chance it will be needed one day. I love these types of planning. Also, this was a legit tactic 'supposedly' used by the Germans.

>>639320
Yeah. I'm agreeing with salt minds plan, and he's not a general in a past life, he's a warlord stuck in the modern century.

>>639340
THAT SUMS UP ALOT OF MY MIND SET. Drunk or not.

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You start ordering a few idle soldiers to dress up as Russians and go into Slovakia to cause general chaos. And so they can eat, infect, that sort of thing. You get the rest of the army to patrol, while Leopold leads the home guard at city hall in case paratroopers or something else attack.

With that done, you turn your mind towards infection.

Your current max: 5000 Lycanthropes.
Ivanka's max: 2500 Lycanthropes

Current Population of the city 24,000 Humans, 500 Lycanthropes (Controlled by you), 50 Lycanthropes (Controlled by Ivanka)

450 citizens of the city have either left, been eaten, or killed in the past month.

Who should get the lycanthropes?

>You should expand how many lycanthropes YOU control.
>Ivanka only has fifty! Fifty! You need to get her more as a sort of present!

How will you do it?

>...Actually, nevermind. You should get enough from raiding.
>...Rampage? Rampage. It's fast if painfully obvious, distasteful to the Americans (although tasty to you, since people will "accidentally" get nommed a little.), and you can have a specific amount of humans transformed!
>...Lycanthropes will jump people in the alleys and streets and transform them.
>You'll offer monetary reward to the populace to sign up to become lycanthropes. It's however very, very expensive.
>You'll turn businessmen, factory owners, and generally the upper class into lycanthropes. This will easily establish a "overlord" race. And maybe make you friends in the upper class? (3500 "Upper Class" in total)
>There's an easy way to do this... You need more soldiers. Americans have soldiers. Find a nearby army camp.
>Write-In

>>639395
>>You should expand how many lycanthropes YOU control.

>You'll turn businessmen, factory owners, and generally the upper class into lycanthropes. This will easily establish a "overlord" race. And maybe make you friends in the upper class? (3500 "Upper Class" in total)

>Pick on the Polish military insted of the American, Or any nearby military besides America.

>>639395
>You'll turn businessmen, factory owners, and generally the upper class into lycanthropes. This will easily establish a "overlord" race. And maybe make you friends in the upper class? (3500 "Upper Class" in total)

>>639401
After this invasion, you NEED to fix up the home front so you don't pull a holy Roman empire.

Split the lycanthropes. Preferably with us having more, much more. Then give them their serum so we don't have a flesh eating army to feed.

>>639413
Well that or we enforce the pack menality. The alpah is on top with the Omega and Beta.

>tfw you need to do alot of shit but other anon's keep going elsewhere.

You decide you'll turn the upper class into werewolves. And maybe if you have time, infect the Polish millitary.

Of course, now you have to figure out how to infect the upper class.

Actions.

>...Easy. You'll have a large party at city hall, and the upper class will be ALL invited. And maybe Ivanka will like a night out?
>Hm, this could be hard work thinking... Maybe you should just round up the upper class with the army.
>...Ask if Karkmann can create something to infect through liquid. Maybe you can send them bottles of "wine" or something?
>Oh, this is easy. Break into people's homes and infect them. And steal from them a little.
>Write-In

By the way, the Polish Military has very few humans. Most of the human armed forces are just in militias, not really in the official army.

>>639434
>...Easy. You'll have a large party at city hall, and the upper class will be ALL invited. And maybe Ivanka will like a night out?

>...Ask if Karkmann can create something to infect through liquid. Maybe you can send them bottles of "wine" or something?

^ that is super useful, Fucking do it.

Also who the fuck near us HAS An army? And why haven't we annxed the rest of poland yet?

>>639434
>...Easy. You'll have a large party at city hall, and the upper class will be ALL invited. And maybe Ivanka will like a night out?
May as well do this BBEG style. Also doesn't our pack have the injector upgrade? I think it wise to have multiple Lycanthropes laying in wait for when this happens.

>>639429
Not all of our country is werewolves though. Plus civilians are very untrusting of their current werewolf government. We may have a rebellion on our hands in the future.

>>639440
Seconded.

>>639440
Slovaka, Czech, the USSR, and if your willing to walk across borders, Hungary, Romania, France, and Italy.

You decide later you'll ask Karkmann to create something that can let you infect through liquid, and you decide to have a party at city hall, with some lycanthropes lying in wait.

And finally you decide it's probably time to expand the army.

Actions.

>Draft a human milita into the army. They have some basic training but the civilians will NOT like this at all.
>Draft some normal humans into the army. Civilians will heavily dislike this.
>Draft Lycanthropes. There is no penalty.
>Instead of drafting... You'll recruit some soldiers.
>...You have enough already.
>Ivanka could use some more lycanthropes... Maybe she can attack a few USSR garrisons for conscripts?
>You'll personally sneak and attack some USSR garrisons for conscripts.
>You have an idea... Mercenaries!
>Write-In

>>639470
>Ivanka could use some more lycanthropes... Maybe she can attack a few USSR garrisons for conscripts?
>You'll personally sneak and attack some USSR garrisons for conscripts.

Sounds like a date!


>Also Train the Human's into a milita to be called upon encase the 'russians' show up to raid the towns.

>>639470
>Instead of drafting... You'll recruit some soldiers.

Got poster slogans?

>>639493
Tagging my vote on this.

>>639470
>>639522

Once we fix the whole 'Oh no, Werewolve overlords!' We can shove the Melita into the army if need be. plus if the 'russian werewolves' becomes a big enough threat. Our people will buy it easily.

One word comes to mind.

Date.

You also decide to spend resources (aka tell Leopold to get off his ass) and train the human militia.

You of course, lean back in the chair. You nearly imagine yourself smoking... But mom wouldn't like that. She hates smokers, they smell terrible. Also, you don't have the suit for it...

Speaking of suits, you see Aristocro or whatever his name is calling you on your desk's phone. You pick it up.

"Ciao friend! Your suit has been completed and waiting for you at home!"

"How do you know where I l-"

click

Goddamn it. He hanged up.

After a few minutes of pretend smoking (mostly from it being so cold.) You hear a knocking at the door, and get up to answer it. And it's Karkmann. With a large bundle of papers.

"...I finished the reports... They're right here."

"That was fast, good j-"

Karkmann snores, and you see he's fallen asleep standing up.

"I'll just take that, thank you very much..." You put the report on the table, while Karkmann remains unmoving, and snoring.

Actions.

>...Wake up, please?
>Slap him. Sleep is for the weak!
>...He deserves some rest. Put him on a bench.
>...Get a note, and write that he needs to research something. Then put it on his nose (and tape it there.)
>Headpat. He did good.
>Read the report, firstly.
>Write-In

>>639567
>Read the report while giving a gentle headpat
>Then Tape you're own note to his nose.

>>639567
>...He deserves some rest. Put him on a bench.
>...Get a note, and write that he needs to research something. Then put it on his nose (and tape it there.)
>Read the report, firstly.

You give him a gentle headpat and begin to read the report. Which seems to very... Very, scientific. As in, hard to translate from scientific to actual fucking German. Or Polish. You honestly can't tell in some cases...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can actually translate this report.

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>639589
Stojan clearly has low intelligence stats.

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>639589

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>639589
>Its not in slav

God damn nerd.

17+2=19

Good Success!

After studying his paper for a while, it begins to make sense...

Apparently these weapons were made by a "Global Defense Initiative", whatever that means, and on the side of many of these guns, is a symbol of a sort of bird. In addition, they appear to be very futuristic, such as a .50 caliber sniper rifle with strange modifications and parts, and it mostly goes over how this seems "revolutionary" for a machine gun when it comes to your M249.

The rest of the paper descends into technological jargon, and you take a note, and write for him to research how to infect people with liquid. You tape it to his nose, just to make sure that he gets the message.

You leave and bump into... Petrov. You apologize to him and he apologizes to you as you begin to walk out to your truck, exhausted.

You begin to drive... And that's when you realize that you might be out of vodka at home. By God! You stop at the nearest store, and begin getting two cartloads of vodka to put in your truck. You will not be sober slav. No one likes sober slav.

You drive home, and pull up to the curb and get out. You begin carrying the crates of vodka inside for the family, while freezing your feet... If only they made paw-boots or something. That would help a lot with not freezing to death...

Eventually you get all the vodka in, and collapse, exhausted. And feet freezing. And that's when you see it, a large box in the middle of the room. You tear it open, and see a ornate, and well-made (and ornate) suit... It's rather ceremonial however, so you put it into your closet of skeletons, which smell like dead people... Hmmhp... Dead people. You see Ivanka's back, and tired. And... A tiny bit skinnier.

"Where were you?"

"I went out walking. I'm trying to lose weight."

"That's good!"

"Da. I realized that last night it might not be good to crush you all the time. Sorry about it."

"That's fine."

Actions.

>...You know, why don't I see if Karkmann can boost your metabolism or something? You know, like a lose weight pill or something?
>That's great news. I'm proud of you.
>...You know what this means, right? Bellyrub!
>Ivanka... I'm uh, curious. Do you want to go on a date with me? You know, hunting conscripts in the woods, that sort of thing?
>I'm holding a large dinner in city hall in a while. Would you like to come?
>Write-In

>>639688
>That's great news. I'm proud of you.
>...You know what this means, right? Bellyrub!
>Ivanka... I'm uh, curious. Do you want to go on a date with me? You know, hunting conscripts in the woods, that sort of thing?
>I'm holding a large dinner in city hall in a while. Would you like to come?

WHERE IS NOD? DOWN WITH GDI.

>>639688
>GDI
>Steel Talons
>Zone Troopers
>Tiberium dirty bombs
Sign me up.

"Ivanka! That's great news, and do you know what this means, right? Belly rub!"

You jump on the bed, and furiously start rubbing her belly. She nearly starts laughing and the two of you begin furiously rubbing each other's belly. Eventually the two of you get tired out, and lay sprawled out over the bed.

"So uh... Ivanka? Would you like to go on a date with me? There'll be hunting conscripts, and a large dinner at city hall... Want to come?"

"...I suppose. Though I'm trying to watch my weight."

"Well, just eat the skinny people, alright?"

She curls up to you.

"I'll try my best, comrade."

The two of you fall asleep together, and you feel Comrade Pig jump onto the bed and lay on you. Comfy.

After a little while you get back up, Ivanka still curled up to you.

Now... What to do first?

Actions.

>Check in with Karkmann and see if he woke up. And did the water experiment. That's vital to the party later.
>Ivanka? Get up. We're going now.
>...You know, you should order a new suit. Or just repair your tracksuit.
>Write-In

>>639735
>Check in with Karkmann and see if he woke up. And did the water experiment. That's vital to the party later.
>Place order for New suit/Get Tracksuit fixed.

>>639735
>...You know, you should order a new suit. Or just repair your tracksuit.
I want Stojan to look incredibly Slavic when he eliminates all of his political opposition.

You pick up the phone and start calling Karkmann's office. He picks it up.

"What is it?"

"Did you finish the water experiment?"

"Nein. It will take a long while to actually consolidate the formula in order to achive maximi-"

"When will it be done?"

"...In a month or two, from my calculations."

Actions.

>That's... That's forever! I don't have that much time!
>Listen, can you speed it up? I can accept the risks included with that, by the way.
>By the time my wife and I come back, I want it done, got it?
>I can wait two months.
>...You'll speed up or your face meets my fist, alright?
>I see. Do you need anything to help you?
>Write-in

>>639745
>By the time my wife and I come back, I want it done, got it?
>I can wait two months.
>I see. Do you need anything to help you? I'm going Shopping in another nation.

>>639745
>>Listen, can you speed it up?
>I see. Do you need anything to help you?

"By the time I come back, I want it done, alright? But do you need anything to help you?"

"An actual laboratory would be a good start, besides an office."

"...I'll look into it."

You hang up and quickly dial your tailor.

"Hey, how can I help you friend?"

"I need a new suit."

Actions.

>I want a bigger, better tracksuit.
>I'd like an actual suit. You know, formal attire?
>Could you get me some military clothes, please?
>Write-In

>>639772
>Could you get me some military clothes, please?

>>639772
>I want a bigger, better tracksuit.

"I'd like some military clothes, please."

"What kind?"

"Oh, hold on. And I also want a bigger tracksuit."

"No worries. But what kind of military uniform?"

Actions.

>...You know, the military generalissimo suits that Carribean dictators wear? I want that.
>I'd like just a typical polish uniform.
>Get me a Polish general's uniform, alright?
>...I have more important things to do then order clothes.
>You know, russian Conscript.
>Can you do Russian commissar?
>Write-In

>>639799
>I want something classy.

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M8f762afa679c7af4c03af9dc1e553955o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300 And it needs a hood too.

>>639799
Something like a Napoleonic era uniform

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>>639827
REMOVE NOD
GDI WILLS IT

Anyways, waiting fifteen more minutes.

>>639851
>Liking GDI
>Liking the world power that almost fucking ruined the world
>Decided it was a smart idea to de-fund the military each time
>Redrew the world so they only had to really 'worry' about blue zones.

Fuck off GDI. You can't kill Nod or the Messiah. and earth would've been doomed without the Control Spikes Kane handed over.

>>639866

Just go quietly into the night and breathe in that tiberium infused oxygen, you NOD scum.

>>639909
You can't even live in the Green Glow, we can. Yet again Nod superior. You're the one who brought Tib into this mate.

"I'd like a Napoleonic suit, please. Hat and cape, that sort of thing."

"...Right? I'll get to it."

You hang up, and stretch a little... And get out of bed. Ivanka yawns and starts getting up.

"Ivanka? I didn't know you were awake."

"...I was sort of awake. Oh, and when are we doing that conscript hunt date thing?"

Actions.

>Oh, you know. First one to the truck gets dibs on first conscript to infect.
>Later tonight, alright?
>Let's do it once Karkmann finishes his thing, ok?
>I'm uh, sort of hungry. Why don't we get something to eat together?
>Write-In

>>639940

>Oh, you know. First one to the truck gets dibs on first conscript to infect.

>>639940
>Let's do it now

"...Oh, you know... First one to the truck gets dibs on the first conscript to infect!"

The two of you break into a rush for the truck, and you get in slightly faster then her. You begin driving towards the frontlines...

Roll me a 1d20+2 for fortunes.

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>639964
>use live people as bait.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>639964

16+2=18

Great Success!

After a while, you pass through the frontlines and get behind enemy lines in your truck. Ivanka says she's hungry, and you must admit, you are too. You pull up to a dirt road and the two of you get out.

"So, let's start hunting..."

"How about a village? I saw one not too far from here."

"A village?"

"Why not? I feel like something weak first. And also I'm a little hungry."

Actions.

>...Ivanka, we're here to infect people. Not eat them.
>Village it is. But I'm not eating anyone, Ivanka.
>...You know, I don't remember the last time I ate anyone.
>You're on a diet. Just kill or infect the village and eat an animal or something, Ivanka.
>Let's just find the nearest patrol, alright?
>Write-In

>>639999

>...Ivanka, we're here to infect people. Not eat them.
>Village it is. But I'm not eating anyone, Ivanka.

>>639999
>...Ivanka, we're here to infect people. Not eat them.
>Village it is. But I'm not eating anyone, Ivanka.
Nice quads man

thanks senpai.

"Ivanka, we're here to infect people. Not eat them."

"I know..."

"Right. Well, let's head over to the village then, alright?"

The two of you begin sneaking in the forest and you come up to a village... It seems to be rather small, and no doubt people are inside taking shelter from the cold.

"I have a plan... You set fire to the settlement and I stay here to grab whoever makes it out of the settlement and infect them. You'll try to terrorize them to come towards me, ok?"

Actions.

>Why don't you do that? I'd rather have you where I can see you.
>They're all trapped in there like cattle. Let's just storm in and infect them, ok?
>Why don't we just ask for shelter and infect them once we get in there? I bet we could infect them in other ways besides slashing and biting.
>I have a better idea...
>Write-In

>>640048
Fuck, I forgot to put the agreement option.

>Rawr! That's a good terrifying roar, right? Let's do this!

>>640048
>They're all trapped in there like cattle. Let's just storm in and infect them, ok?

>>640048

>Why don't you do that? I'd rather have you where I can see you.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Storm them!
2=Why don't you do that?

"Why don't you do that? I'd rather have you where I can see you."

"What, do you not trust me to infect people?"

"You're hungry. You might eat someone."

"You're too sensitive, comrade Stojan. And I'm trying my best not to."

Actions.

>I'm just saying maybe you should exercise by chasing them down, that's all.
>...Well... I trust you. Just don't fuck it up, ok?
>If you eat someone, no belly rubs, ok?
>Me? Sensitive? You're insensitive beyond belief!
>I just don't want to harm any non-combatants, ok?
>Write-In

>>640119
>...Well... I trust you. Just don't fuck it up, ok?
>If you eat someone, no belly rubs, ok?

>>640119
>...Well... I trust you. Just don't fuck it up, ok?
>I just don't want to harm any non-combatants, ok?

"Well... I trust you. Just don't fuck it up, and if you eat someone, no belly rubs. And for the record, I just don't want to harm non-combatants."

"I see."

"Now, tell me what's the best type of roar. Rawr?"

"That's... Decent. But it just sounds like you saying roar."

"I don't know how to roar, actually."

"So you're just going to say rawr?"

"Well, yeah. Rawr!"

She smirks slightly.

"Good luck."

You leave the bushes and begin walking towards the settlement, only then do you realize you don't really have a torch or anything to burn this place down.

Actions.

>...Well, you'll just do it the old fashioned way. Knock on the door and scare them enough into running away.
>...Rush back, you fucked up!
>Well... Maybe you should break into one of these homes and find some alcohol? You can start a fire with alcohol.
>...Prepare to Hussar Charge through a wall. That'll scare the humans inside! (Strength, HARD)
>Write-In

>>640164
>...Prepare to Hussar Charge through a wall. That'll scare the humans inside! (Strength, HARD)

>>640169
This

Roll me a 1d20+8, additional +2 for any one-liners.

>>640179
>HONEYYYYYY, I'M HOMEEEEE

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>640179

Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>640190
I'm retarded

9+10=19

Minor Failure!

You rush into the wall, yelling "Honey! I'm HOO-" And give yourself a headache. You fall on the ground and begin to stand up when you hear footsteps and angry swearing coming towards the door. And the familiar sound of a shotgun being pumped.

You have lost 10 HP from rushing into the wall

Actions.

>Erh, just wait for whoever it is to come out.
>Knock calmly at the door... You'd rather not hit your head again.
>Once more into the breach! Charge the wall again! (Strength, VERY HARD)
>Quickly, hide! (Agility)
>Get in front of the door so when he opens it he directly walks into you and your fuzzy body.
>Write-in

>>640264
>Get in front of the door so when he opens it he directly walks into you and your fuzzy body.

FUck this door.

You get right infront of the door, and a russian walks straight into your belly, he falls backward, stunned, and you see he has a double barrel shotgun with him. He curses and begins to reach for it...

Actions.

>Kick the shotgun away! (Agility)
>When one walks into belly, one enters belly. Nom. (Strength)
>Grab him! (Strength)
>Infect him! (Agility, HARD)
>...Rip and tear! (Strength)
>Write-In
>Write-In

>>640342
>When one walks into belly, one enters belly. Nom. (Strength)

Roll me a 1d20+8 for wise words of nomming.

>>640342
>When one walks into belly, one enters belly. Nom. (Strength)

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>640364

18+8=26

Good Success!

You immediately lunge towards his neck and tear it out, and start ripping out huge shreds of the man, eating him. Tasty, you must admit. It's been a while since you ate someone, and he has the faintest taste of vodka. Oh well, just another morsel for the master race! And less nightmares about the V word...

Vegan...

You shutter at the thought of being called a vegan as you chew a little on the man's lung.

After a little bit you get back up, grab the skeleton, and hide it under the snow. I mean, it's not eating people if Ivanka doesn't know, right?
Either way, you slowly enter the farmer's home, and smell warm stew and snoring from the bedroom.

Actions.

>Go into the bedroom!
>...Stew? Tasty! Oh, and maybe you can cause a fire if you leave the stove on!
>...Maybe you should check out another house.
>...Look for valuables! This is step one in anyone's book!
>Write-In

>>640397
>...Stew? Tasty! Oh, and maybe you can cause a fire if you leave the stove on!

>>640397
>...Look for valuables! This is step one in anyone's book!
>...Stew? Tasty! Oh, and maybe you can cause a fire if you leave the stove on!

You take the blazing hot pan of stew and start drinking it, you've held hotter things. It's honestly rather good, and you purposely leave the stove on. In a hour or two, there'll be a fire... The snoring still continues in the next room however.

Actions.

>Well, find valuables!
>Find some vodka. Russian houses always have vodka. And toss it into the stove.
>...Time to look in the bedroom!
>Time for the next house!
>Write-in

>>640495
>>Time for the next house!

>>640495

>Well, find valuables!
>Find some vodka. Russian houses always have vodka. And toss it into the stove.
>...Time to look in the bedroom!

You decide to search the bedroom, and hopefully find valuables. Oh, and vodka to burn the house down.

As you enter the bedroom, you see the eaten man's presumable wife, sleeping. She doesn't hear you open the door as you tip-toe in... You also see a bottle of vodka next to a lamp. You pocket it carefully... You don't really see much else of worth, besides a small book in Russian.

Actions.

>Eh, deal with the wife. (Specify what to do)
>...Rescue the woman. You don't hit or eat women.
>Start looting!
>Leave.
>Write-In

>>640534
>Infect woman
>Loot, We are Slav

>Then start fire with vodka?

>>640544
This.

You carefully creep up behind the woman, and bite her in the neck, just enough to infect her. She yells a little before beginning to transform and you start looting the place, pulling cabinents from dressers, that sort of thing. Eventually you find at least two-hundred USD dollars, which you pocket.

You haul the infected wife out and toss the bottle of vodka into the stove, and rush out. The oven explodes into a fireball, and the house catches on fire... This sends the small village into action as people begin to wake up from the sudden explosion, and you place the infected wife on the ground...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how many people you infect.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>640562

17+6=23

Great Success!

You rush around, and eventually Ivanka also rushes out, and the two of you begin biting down on confused civilians and infecting them, and those civilians infect others! In a matter of minutes the entire town is infected, half under your control and the other half under Ivanka's.

Ivanka has gained 15 Lycanthropes.
You have gained 15 Lycanthropes.

"That was fun, if a bit chaotic, comrade Stojan."

"It was. Now..."

Actions.

>Time for the main highlight... We're going back for dinner. I invited the high class... And hopefully Karkmann finished that infect via water thing.
>You know, why don't we wrap this night up with hunting down a patrol?
>You know, when I take Slovakia it'll be like this, but a lot bigger. And more people.
>Give her a kiss, she did good for a new Alpha.
>...So just curious, you know how the Alpha-Beta-Omega system goes, right? The pack thing?
>Write-In

>>640599
>Time for the main highlight... We're going back for dinner. I invited the high class... And hopefully Karkmann finished that infect via water thing.

and on the way back.

>...So just curious, you know how the Alpha-Beta-Omega system goes, right? The pack thing?

>>640599
>You know, why don't we wrap this night up with hunting down a patrol?

On second thought lets go see Karkmann.

"You know, I've got a surprise for you. It's dinner. And it has a lot of bourgeois there..."

"I see... Enemies to the Revolution?"

"Heh, sort of."

You and Ivanka (and the villagers who cram into the back) get into the truck and start driving home.

"So, Ivanka? You know how the pack system goes, right? The Alpha, Beta, Omega thing?"

"What's that?"

Actions.

>It's nothing important, really.
>It's important to us, you know? Let me describe it.
>Basically think of the upper, middle, and lower class, alright?
>Let's talk when we get back home, alright?
>Write-In

>>640639
>It's important to us, you know? Let me describe it.
It's part of nature. Try and throw in some redpills on how a hierarchical society is natural and that not all things can be equal

>>640639
Voting this >>640651

RIP commie friend.

"It's important. It's a part of nature, and as you know, nature follows a hierarchial society, and not everything is equal. Which is as you know, simply natural."

"Nature has nothing on true communism, comrade."

You grunt slightly, and can't help but be agitated.

Actions.

>...You're polish now. Not a Russian. Stop trying to bring communism here.
>...Just keep driving.
>...I think you're missing the point here. We're werewolves. There's alphas, us. You know, the guys who crush and kill and eat people, then betas who are... Beta as fuck, and Omegas. Who do something. Honestly, I forget.
>...I think me, Daciana, and Leopold need to talk to you about something later.
>...Just remembering something. Isn't your last name Romanov? There would at least be a taboo being named after the Czar's of Russia.
>Write-In

>>640696
>...You're polish now. Not a Russian. Stop trying to bring communism here.

>...I think you're missing the point here. We're werewolves. There's alphas, us. You know, the guys who crush and kill and eat people, then betas who are... Beta as fuck, and Omegas. Who do something. Honestly, I forget.
>...Just remembering something. Isn't your last name Romanov? There would at least be a taboo being named after the Czar's of Russia.

>>640696
>...You're polish now. Not a Russian. Stop trying to bring communism here.
>...I think you're missing the point here. We're werewolves. There's alphas, us. You know, the guys who crush and kill and eat people, then betas who are... Beta as fuck, and Omegas. Who do something. Honestly, I forget.
>...Just remembering something. Isn't your last name Romanov? There would at least be a taboo being named after the Czar's of Russia.

Particularly drive the pint about her last name.

"You're missing the point here. And by the way, You're Polish now, not Russian. Stop trying to bring communism here. But the point is that we're werewolves. There's alphas, us. You know, the people who do cool shit like eat and kill. Then there's betas, who... Just are beta as fuck, and the Omegas. Who do something. But now I'm remembering something... Aren't you named Romanov? There would be a taboo being named after the Czar's of Russia."

"...I'm nothing like them. Don't even compare me to those fascist pigs."

"I'm not comp-"

"We're more then animals, Stojan. Your inefficient roles are irrelevant. It's a natural social construct. But that can change with communism, comrade."

She seems somewhat agitated, and you grip the wheel hard like a rifle. You can't help but be frustrated by her spewing communist propoganda.

Actions.

>You're avoiding the taboo about being named after the Czar's of Russia.
>Let's just keep driving before either of us get angry, ok?
>...Why the hell did I have to marry a communist?
>That's it. You're going to fucking Leopold. I can't deal with your communist bullshit anymore.
>...You have an idea. Ivanka, why are you following a "human" ideology? Why not Pack Communism? It's uh... "Communism".
>...Don't make me forcibly redpill you...
>Write-in

>>640774
>You're avoiding the taboo about being named after the Czar's of Russia.
>That's it. You're going to fucking Leopold. I can't deal with your communist bullshit anymore.
>...Don't make me forcibly redpill you...

>>640774
>You're avoiding the taboo about being named after the Czar's of Russia.

I thought Ivanka loved nature. If anything she should respect the pack hierarchy and all that stuff.

>>640788
Voting against this.

Let's just keep on driving and stop this conversation for now.

I fucking hate backspace at times. It just randomly deleted all my work.

"You're avoiding the taboo."

"Listen, I'd rather not talk about it."

"Why?"

"It's... I never wanted that last name."

"What, are you actually related to the Romanovs?"

"What? No. That's... That's hyperbole."

"...Hold on. I thought you loved nature."

"I do. It's just that you're trying to bring something that animals use and apply it to a real life government."

Actions.

>...Listen, did you ever notice something? How those you infected or have control over basically can't resist you? Once I can control the entire planet, imagine no dissent? Essentially one hive mind? Or rather, two. Alphas, Omegas, and Betas exist for a reason, Ivanka. And it's coming to civilization whether you like it or not.
>...I think I should give you a basic... When we get home, I'll read you the bible.
>That's it, you're coming to church with me on Sunday.
>...I'm getting Leopold and Daciana to help me.
>...Listen, let's just stop this conversation. We're both annoyed now.
>Write-In

>>640877
>...Listen, let's just stop this conversation. We're both annoyed now.

>>640877
>...Listen, let's just stop this conversation. We're both annoyed now.

>>640877

>...Listen, did you ever notice something? How those you infected or have control over basically can't resist you? Once I can control the entire planet, imagine no dissent? Essentially one hive mind? Or rather, two. Alphas, Omegas, and Betas exist for a reason, Ivanka. And it's coming to civilization whether you like it or not.
>...I think I should give you a basic... When we get home, I'll read you the bible.

"Listen, let's just stop the conversation. We're both annoyed now and just butting heads."

"Agreed."

The rest of the truck ride goes in silence, until you get back behind Allied lines.

"...I'm curious, Stojan."

"About what?"

"Why exactly are we so dehumanized?"

"...We? Dehumanized?"

"Da. It's a question I've been asking quite a lot recently."

"...Well, besides us being the master race, I think it's just us having to adjust to... Well, eating people. That would dehumanize anyone."

"I can barely stomach any food besides human."

"Yeah... Same."

"Do you think people will look back at us as "old minded" or anything like that?"

"What? Why?"

"There will be the day people's kids and grandkids won't be eating people or fighting them. I don't think they'd look back at us as "the good old days."

Actions.

>...It's just how things work.
>...If I play my cards right, no one will remember us eating a few people.
>That's... Deep.
>Future generations will be pussies then. Because back in my day, we ate conscripts and combatants and WE LIKED IT!
>Well, we did what we had to do.
>It could just be the nazis making us more efficient killing machines. You never know.
>Write-In

>>641016
>It could just be the nazis making us more efficient killing machines. You never know.
>Write in: if it's the case maybe we should try and find enough of their scientist, have them. . . Adjust, the lycanthropy. Make it more. . . Reasonable?

>>641016
>Future generations will be pussies then. Because back in my day, we ate conscripts and combatants and WE LIKED IT
>It could just be the nazis making us more efficient killing machines. You never know.

>>641050
Eventually we are going to run out of enemies to kill, gotta plan for that.

>>641051
we go to space, and kill the aliens.

"It could just be the nazis making us more efficient killing machines. And if it's the case we should probably try and find enough of their scientists, have them adjust the lycanthropy, and make it more reasonable."

"That sounds... Good."

"Yeah, I thought so. But the younger generations will know that we at least ate conscripts and combatants and WE FUCKING LIKED IT!"

"Oh yeah..."

You arrive home, and get out of the truck. You begin to call Karkmann to see what his progress is at.

"Karkmann, I'm home. You better be done."

"I'm uh, shit. I projected two months and you gave me little more then a day and twelve hours!"

"Goddamn it, you aren't done?!"

"N-no! I need at least a week to come up with a prototype! These things take time!"

Actions.

>I told you to finish by the time I got back, and you agreed. There's nothing else to this.
>...Damned nerds, always needing more time...
>I'm going down to punch you, since my wife thinks we're going out for dinner, damn it!
>Angrily hang up the phone.
>Fuck you. I'll just make it myself. You said I got stronger by eating people, right? I'm just going to eat enough people and FORCE myself to mutate, because fuck you and your shitty science bullshit.
>...I'll buy you time, alright? But I want it. And it better be damned good.
>Write-In

>>641074
>You have 3 hours, The wife thinks we're going to dinner!
>Stall for 3 hours.

deleting the other one. Ignore it, I ain't trying to samefag.

>>641074
>...I'll buy you time, alright? But I want it. And it better be damned good.
We should kidnap a qt scientist gril for Karkmann.

>>641086
I can't think of one but i like the idea of a Nazi breeding program.

"You have three hours Karkmann."

"That's impossible!"

"Do it."

Roll me a 1d20-4. Only first roll is taken.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>641101
If he fucks it up, no Cute girlfriend.

>>641121
No cute girlfriend it seems.

Amazing Failure.

You arrive at city hall, your wife waiting patiently in the truck. You get out of the truck and make a beeline straight for Karkmann`s office. You begin to knock heavily on the door and hear a yell.

"Open up!"

"J-just a minute!"

The door opens up to a very nervous Karkmann.

"H-hey... uh, ze mutagen is well... Erm..."

"You didn't finish it, did you?"

"I mean uhm..."

You are angry as hell right now.

>Give me something. Anything!
>Your failure is intolerable, Karkmann.
>I understand. I may of been pushing a little too hard.
>Why don't you talk to my wife about her not getting dinner?
>I am disappoint.
>Write In

>>641152
>I understand. I may of been pushing a little too hard.
>Why don't you talk to my wife about her not getting dinner?

>>641158
This, also, arange for the aristocrat dinner party for a different date.

Then we should look into doing something else with our time, like running the damn country before we pull a Roman empire.

"Oh, Karkmann, I understand completely. Why don't you however, tell my wife that she's not getting a dinner, though?"

"W-what? I-I have it!"

"Does it work?"

"I-I haven't tested." Karkmann grabs a green syringe from the table

"He-here it is."

He hands it to you.

Actions

>Good. I'd rather my wife not eat you.
>Take it and injection!
>If you're lying, I will kill you.
>Took you long enough...
>Write In

>>641185
>Go test it then on something other then the dinner party atleast alittle bit of it.

>>641188
It's a mutagen. You have to inject yourself. Or someone else.

>>641195
Wasn't it a scrum to infect the wine? Well I mean alright, Take it and inject ourselves infront of him,

>>641204
I thought it was mutagen to let you infect the wine.

You take the mutagen and it look at Karkmann.

"So uh, what exactly does this do?"

"I have no idea."

"...Great."

You inject the serum, and feel nothing happen.

"Was something supposed to ha-"

Your world turns from sensical, dull colored, and normal to strange, light-headed, bright, and... Holy shit, look at the colors.

"Wow..."

"Stojan?"

You can't help but drool a little bit while you see your arms extending and Karkmann's head get bigger. Cool...

"Puppy..." You begin patting him on the nose while Karkmann seems to be getting dressed.

"I'll uh, be back later."

"Cool beans, Karkmann..." You can barely think, let alone actually think about him deserting you.

Karkmann puts on his coat and a hat, and quickly runs off, probably realizing that it's his best chance to avoid being punched, yelled at, or being patted.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can shake off being high.

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>641462
Lmao. Karkmann just made LSD and Stojan went on a trip.

Critical Success!

Your mind picks up on the fact that Karkmann having a giant head and getting out of there may be a little suspicious. You begin to shake it off, though your still a little high.

"Karkmann, where are you going, man? We're about to have a party and stuff..."

"I'm uh... You feeling alright?"

"Better then ever, puppy-man... But why are you going? Something wrong?"

"I may of... Just a little too much acid. I'll be back once you calm down a little, ok?"

"I feel fine, I feel like I could conquer the world!"

You begin patting him on the head while you stumble around a little. You also can't help but feel relaxed.

Actions.

>...But the fact you made me high isn't very cool, my man.
>But man, don't you want to talk to my wife? She's a total twen out of twen.
>Dude... Once I get out of this, I am totally nailing your hide to my mantlepiece. Or wall...
>...This is giving me superpowers, right?
>...Wow, dude... You should try some of this stuff. It's the bee's... Uh, eyebrow? What's the metaphor again?
>Oh man, you can't even think about hurting anyone while like this. You need to shake out of it!

Bumping. I'll be back in a while anons.

>>641473

>...But the fact you made me high isn't very cool, my man.

>So, I'm going to try and get you that lab. Also wanna take some of this stuff with me some time?

Stoner buddies? Stoner buddies.

"The fact you made me high isn't very cool man... But why don't we take these positive vibes together? It'll be fun. Oh... Could you also remind me to get you a laboratory?"

"You aren't angry?"

"Nah man... It's chill with all these vibes."

"No threats of assault?"

Actions

>Nah... Why don't you take some of this stuff with me?
>Dude... Maybe you should get my wife. She'll love this stuff...
>Eh, later... I just am feeling the groove.
>What? No... You're like... Dad? I dunno. You made me in a sense...
>We're friends, I was just teasing you a little.
>Thanks for reminding me.
>Write In

>>641524
>Eh, later... I just am feeling the groove.

I don't want Stojan to become a stoner because of Karkmann. We would be heading done a path that isn't good.

>>641524
>Eh, later... I just am feeling the groove.

Time to go back to ivanka and her drive. This is not your usual Slav intoxication.

"Eh... I'll maul you later man... I'm just relaxing."

"Right... Uh, have fun then, ja?"

He walks out the door and locks it, and you hear him break into a run. You however, relax for a little bit. After a few minutes of hallucinations, you come to and stand up. You try to open the door, but it's locked, with a note on it.

"Out on smoke break. Be back after you don't want to hit me. Sorry for drugging you." It says. A key has been tapped to the note. And you can smell cigarette smoke from outside from a somewhat open window.

Actions

>...You'll just wait for him to get back.
>You're angry. Charge the door down! (Angry at Karkmann)
>...You sort of understand. You have a thing with punching him. Unlock the door and leave. (Calm at Karkmann.)
>You'll show that nerd not to mess with you. Break some of his stuff. He'll get the message.
>Write In

>>641546
>...You'll just wait for him to get back.

You decide to wait, and eventually the smoke stops. You cross your arms and hear the door unlock, with Karkmann entering.

"Karkmann?"

"I thought you'd leave by now?"

"Why the hell did you drug me?"

"Because you have a habit of assaulting me when I piss you ofd?"

"And this pisses me off."

"It also pisses me off that you set arbitrary deadlines, and assault me."

"And? I'm your Alpha. That gives me the right to."

"No it doesn't."

Actions

>Listen, I'm sorry about punching you, ok?
>And that doesn't give you the right to drug me!
>Punch this prick, he doesn't understand his place.
>I'm sorry for rushing you, ok?
>I wasn't going to hurt you, ok?
>You're a whiny bitch, Karkmann.
>At least you stood up for yourself.
>Write In

>>641587
>Listen, I'm sorry about punching you, ok?

>But now the plan for expansion to protect Poland is going to be set back.

>>641587
>Punch this prick, he doesn't understand his place.

Consistently is few here.

Waiting a hour anons

>>641621
Hes already drugged us dumbass, stop trying to create a traitor out of our ONLY NAZI SCIENTIST.

>>641639
>Hes already drugged us dumbass
He fucking drugged us. We asked for a mutagen and he put us a acid trip. He's already a traitor and should be punished.

>>641657
Yes, let's jump right to punishment, which will result in an immediate defection and the loss of our Nazi safeguard removal serum.

Punishment is a very poor option right now. If anything we should reduce his pay or something.

>>641687
As far as I'm concerned we've nothing but nice to him throughout most of this quest.
>He was the dick who infected us to begin with
>We didn't kill him and decided to take him in
>We offer shelter for him and he gives us stuff
>We punch him occasionally when he fails us
>we're going to give him a full fledge lab

You don't pay Karkmann.

>>641709
Reduce his food supply then.

>>641719
And you're saying that punching him is severe punishment.