>>639142
>find new weapons

>>639142
>Go find new weapons
Ah hah hah.

Go find new weapons

>>639142
Go find new weapons

>>639142
>Go find new weapons.
More Weab weaponry.

>>639142
Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find new weapons!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>639222
got you trips

Weiss is best trailer and song.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

C'mon scytherifle

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>639222
>Best weapons

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>639222

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>639222

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>639222

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>639222

When are the true connoisseurs of Joker memes going to come and root out the Baneposters?

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>>639142
I just realized that Wolfgang is literally Blacker Baron. This is so stupid, I love it.

>>639142
Monkey King's staff was better

I apologize for taking so long, I was caught up in a game of League
I lost
>>639222
You make a quick jaunt to the mall where you found your fists, and a careful examination quickly finds you with both the pistol-whip and a rifle with automatic, semi-automatic, and single shot settings that turns into an electrified spear sort of thing and then further still into a trident.

That was easier than you expected, you even found the scythe thing, and after comparing the two Sinon chose to stick with her Hecate, though you couldn't really find anything for Kirito.

As you pass the weapons off to them, you feel your stomach drop, like you had fallen off a cliff. You glance around, worried your danger-sense was going off and there was a Laughing Coffin somewhere in here, but there was nothing. Odd, maybe a bug with the system.

In the time you've got left you let them take the guns to the practice range, testing them out. Incog seems to be in love with... Gambol Shroud, it's called, turns out it's two swords and a pistol, the first sword is a cleaver type thing that sheathes the katana/pistol part, but when they come apart she can use both seperately, nice.

Apparently your fists were called Ember Celica, and there was no known name for Argo's rifle thing.

After watching Incog be batman using the ribbon attached to the Katana/pistol portion for a while, you all headed back to the BoB, just in time for your next match!

You spawn on an abandoned road, reminiscent of the place where Kirito kicked Sinon's ass in the finals in the original world, but without as many cars, and a huge barricade at each end you could station yourselves in.

"This is the perfect place for me" Sinon says, already climbing up the tower at the right side of the barricade "You guys do whatever, I'll support you from here, I can see the enemy at the other end, looks like they're charging, I see a cowboy, a minigun, some fuckwit using dual pistols, ano-" She fires a shot "forget that last one, no more sniper. Last guy looks like another sword user, he's got at least two."

"Thanks Sinon, nice shot" you say, giving her a thumbs up and pushing up the sleeves of your gauntlets.

Now, did you want to let them come to you, or go on the offensive?

Wait for them
CHAAARRRGE

>>639623
Wait for them

>>639623
>Wait for them
Camp out and set up a battle plan.

>>639623
>CHAAARRRGE
ORA

>Wait for them

Tell Sinon to try for only headshots.

>>639623
Wait for them

>>639623
Wait, let sinon pick them off

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>>639623
You jump up on top of a car, getting a better view.

"Sinon, you got a shot?"

"They'll dodge it, they can see my sight line, remember?"

Shit, only the first shot was invisible.

"Then can you keep them distracted when we get into the fight?"

"Well duh, what kinda crap shot do you think I am?"

"Right right, I gotcha"

You jump off the car "alright guys, let's hide behind some cars and set up an ambush"

Incog grins, her ears twitching as she unsheathes her weapon and changes it into pistol mode, the blade running down her arm. She switched her grip so the blade was on the outside, her pinky on the trigger. She ducks behind a bus with you, and you cup your hands, ready to throw her into the air as soon as they got close enough.

Argo readies her rifle, taking cover behind a car.

Kirito stood in the center of the road, wide open, grinning like a god damn fool.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Being the bait and testing something out, worst comes to worse you can win this without me"

You roll your eyes "I'd rather win flawlessly"

"I think I can do this, and if I can it's going to make them shit themselves, trust me, alright?"

"Ugh, fine, but if you get shot up I'm going to kill you"

The dude with the minigun started revving it up, laughing in a thick Russian accent as he began firing at Kirito.

BRRRRRRRRRT

PING PING PING PING

Shot after shot was reflected

You'd half expected this to happen sooner, but it was still impressive as fuck to see him dancing like that, always keeping his sword in the way of the next shot.

On your right, skirting the edge of the road, were dual pistol and cowboy, trying to flank, on the far left was the sword user.

You looked up at Incog, she stepped into your hands, and up she went!

You let her do her thing, and...

Launched yourself into the air as well

Ducked around the corner to throw shots at the edgelord with two pistols

>>639695
>Ducked around the corner to throw shots at the edgelord with two pistols
Don't need two targets in the air

>>639695
Ducked around the corner to throw shots at the edgelord with two pistols

>>639695
>Ducked around the corner to throw shots at the edgelord with two pistols
Edgelords are dangerous.

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>>639695
You duck around the corner, launching pistol shots at the idiot with tw- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

You are getting sick

SICK OF THE FUCKING REFERENCES IN THIS GARBAGE GAME.

You glance up at the dude's name, just so you can make su-

Sterben

You instantly duck back around the corner, pretending you did not just take that course of action.

This made no sense, you weren't in the finals, and these guys were way too easy, right?

You were missing something, right?

Rethink all of your life choices
Grow your balls back and end this dude here and now

>>639744
>Grow your balls back and end this dude here and now
No one neuters the Wolf-man!

>>639744

Grow your balls back and end this dude here and now

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WOLF MAN OVER-YIFF

>Grow your balls back and end this dude here and now

>>639744
Fuck it, you're not letting this guy get anyone.

You duck back out, and realize the guns are dual shotguns, but he's got a pistol at his hip.

Those shotguns are in your fucking face

Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to dodge!

>>639744
>Wait, don't they hide their names or something? This has gotta be a trap.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>639810

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>639810

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>639810
YIIIIFFFFF POWERRRRR

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>639810

>>639826
Saved.

>>639810
You duck low, dodging the shotgun blasts that go over your back!

Roll 1d20 to act, describe your action with the roll!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>639857
Punch him in his stupid fucking face and pull the trigger on our gauntlet.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>639857
Channel the Cage and nutpunch

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>639857
>Roll forward and return the dick punch with a blast of shotgun pellets and explosives.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>639857
>Leg sweep
>Dick punch shoot

>>639870
RIP his nuts

>>639870
The opportunity is right there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mQTmXxU8E

You launch your fist into his crotch, blasting it with a shotgun shell of your own and sending him flying several feet into the air, where a certain katana-on-a-rope stabs through him, tossing him over the side of the bridge to his death!

Cowboy is nowhere to be seen, same with the other two, did you kill them already?

No way, it couldn't be this easy...

"Yui, that look was pretty close to Death Gun's, do we have any images of him?"

"One, hang on"

A blurry image that seems to match Reaper/Death Gun's look appears in the top left corner.

"Tell our friend to check out Sterben and Johnny Black, along with everyone else on the t-"

Your words are cut off as you teleport back to the main area.

"-eir team" you finish, looking around.

"That was a weird fight" Incog says "I threw the black dude over the edge and then the other guys froze like deer in headlights, then shot themselves!"

They killed the- oh no.

You turn

Sinon is gone, she's not with any of you.

You check your friend list

Sinon - Offline

Oh no

no no no no NO NO!

What the hell do you do?!

Stay in the game
Get out into the real world and try to find her yourself
Exit the game and call the government

>>639921
Get out into the real world and try to find her yourself
Exit the game and call the government

we have a cell right?

>>639921
>Exit the game and call the government
Gotta find her.

>>639921
>Exit the game and call the government
They can probably hook us up with Sinon's address, maybe send some cops over or something.

>>639921
>Get out into the real world and try to find her yourself

>>639921
"Death Gun got Sinon" You explain, starting to log out "I'm not having someone die now!"

Instantly everyone else starts logging out as well.

As soon as you're out of the game, you throw your headset to the ground, grabbing your phone, "YUI, CALL SEIJIROU! GET ME SINON'S ADDRESS AND SEND COPS AND MEDICS THERE!"

"On it!" She snaps a salute with the hand that isn't holding her mic, and a few seconds later you get a call from him.

He gives you her address, no nonsense.

She twitches a bit on your screen as you run to your bike, then looks at her mic.

"Kayaba is alive" she says "and he's got a song he want to play for you"

"I don't care, play it or whatever, his memes won't save Sinon!"

"Okay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tssbVXhWkrs

You grimace, throwing yourself onto the bike and pedaling as fast as you can as the music blares through your phone. You don't have time to think about Kayaba, you have someone to save!

ROLL 1D20 (BEST OF 5) TO GET THERE IN TIME!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>640007
>ROLL 1D20 (BEST OF 5) TO GET THERE IN TIME!
GOTTA GO FAST

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>640007

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>640007
>GOTTA GO FASTER THAN FAST

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>640007
DEAD

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>640007

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>640007

>>640023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts

>>640007
>>640023
https://youtu.be/u0TnLOwIAa0

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>640023
>>640021
Saved the fuck outta Sinon

>>640023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paZcBwCLLBM

>>640141
pretty much what was going through my mind

https://youtu.be/PrLSgac3WmM

https://youtu.be/X0bkI4Ns2fI

https://youtu.be/qM_FRnKRYZY

https://youtu.be/pKYBO5M5vb8

I never said what you'd get there in time for
>>640007
The song changes when you get to Sinon's apartment, finding the door cracked open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfX13G-5UyA

You burst through it, finding some dude standing over Sinon's body, syringe fully expunged in his right hand.

He turns as you enter, and you realize.

It's Jeffery.

"Oh, hi there, you came to help me get rid of the body right? Sorry, I've forgotten what a lot of the old crew looked like, who are you again?"

You shoulder past him, checking Sinon's pulse.

She has none.

You start doing CPR

"Don't bother, she's already dead, I know one of you wanted to rape her first but that's just such a hassle, jesus told me so!"

No response.

You stand up and turn on him, your vision going red.

KILL
MAIM
KNOCK OUT
Fall into despair, and let him go

>>640176
>MAIM
>HEAVILY
>THERE WILL BE LITTLE LEFT ALIVE

>>640176
KILLFRENZYKILLFRENZYKILLFRENZYKILLFRENZYKILLFRENZY

>>640176
>Rip and Tear.
Leave him alive though.
Let him suffer

>>640176
>KNOCK OUT

>>640176
DICK PUNCH

>>640176
MAIM
KNOCK OUT

>>640176
>Don't listen to him, keep doing CPR and call the paramedics.

>>640206
>>Don't listen to him, keep doing CPR and call the paramedics.
this

>Carry her outside and rush in the direction of the nearest hospital. Thats the direction the ambulance will be coming from.

>>640176
>Ripe and tear
"WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? RIGHT HERE, AND HE IS AN ANGRY GOD FRESH OUTTA MERCY."

>>640176
>Go find her old Nerve Gear, see if Yui can hack it to administer shocks to the unconscious Shion

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>>640176
>I never said what you'd get there in time for
You know you're kind of a cunt right?

>>640206
Switching to this.

>>640206
Swtiching

>>640176
You grab him by the arm, knocking the syringe out of his other hand.

Planting a foot on his chest, you PULL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UytcVmsGS_g

His arm comes out, and you use it as an improvised weapon, beating him over the head with it as he screams and cries, blood and bits of flesh splattering across everything in the room.

When he finally falls unconscious, you stop, and collapse to your knees as the paramedics come, his arm hanging from your own.

Your entire body is numb, with a single thought running through your head:

This is your fault

All you had to do was talk to her two days ago, and you could have saved her.

Hell, all you had to do was warn her at all!

Why didn't you warn her?

Why the fuck did you talk to Lisbith instead of her?!

WHY!?

Three hours later

She's okay, barely.

You let out manly tears this night, and likely will for many nights to come.

The police aren't charging you with anything, as it was defense of another, and Jeffery is going off to prison as soon as they patch up his shoulder.

You are a god damn idiot.

End of Session

I gotta say I expected the death gun shit to last a bit longer, whats even left to do after this? I guess the rest of the tournament but then what? make our own mmo with the seed a sorta "we'll make our own SAO with blackjack and hookers" kinda deal?

>>640251
Uh what happened to this being at least kinda like real life? At least in the non MMO world? Seriously do you know how hard it is to rip someones arm off with your bare hands?a lso unless the Paramedics came like in two minutes he'd probably bleed to death.

>>640293
In extreme cases, adrenaline does some crazy shit. I agree it's a bit unrealistic but hey, what can we do.

>>640251
Well, my suspension of disbelief has never been shattered quite like that. Bravo.

>>640279
we could always go ntr excalibur from kirito. There's also Mother's Rosario to deal with but we have PLENTY of time before that happens as far as I know. We could spend our time hunting her down though so when the time comes we can make her life a little better before the end.

>>640300
Adrenaline can't do thatk ind of shit, Therefore suspension of disbelief is dead in this quest and that's sad.

>>640309
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength

>>640251
Your quest has a confused tone. On one hand it has a snarky tone against ridiculous shit, and then proceeds to do that same ridiculous shit and take it very seriously.

>Using CPR
>For suxamethonium chloride, a muscle paralyser

>>640337
Gotta keep the heart and lungs pumping, right?

>>640332
The inconsistency me of OPM. I don't know about this turn. I cannot say that I am a fan.

>>640332
Think OPM or Soul Eater.
Most of the time it's funny, but then shit gets real, and from now on, I think I'm going to keep it real, because very soon Wolfgang won't be playing a game.

>>640376
That sounds terrible, stick with the jokes.

>>640376
>no more games in an SAO quest

sounds pretty shit to me

>>640382
>>640385
It's not SAO quest anymore
>things have been planned for a few parts now

>>640344
I'm sure you can do research on your own on how effective that might be.

I just feel its weird that Wolfgang has meta knowledge but doesn't quite prepare for it. It's not a deal breaker though as long as the laughs keep rolling in.

>>640389
Then those plans aren't very good if people came for SAO.

>>640376
Sounds like shit, I liked how the quest was going.

>>640376
Why don't you start a new quest if you want to do things differently?

>>640376
>>640430
I mean, you don't even have to make new characters, just call it anything but "SAO Quest" so people will get what they come for. In the meantime, don't lose sight of what you're currently doing just because you want to get more serious further down the line, no?

>>640305
how much longer is it until MR like 2, 2 and a half years?

I suppose Kayaba could just speed the event up to like a month or two if he choses right?

Let me rephrase that
I mean I'm going to stop pulling my punches and have your choices have significant consequences.

Sinon should have died tonight, but I gave in and let her live because everyone thought it was a dick move/asspull of me despite the fact that it was YOUR choice to ignore her in the real world when you had the chance, instead going after Lisbith, who was in no potential danger whatsoever.

From now on making a choice will mean something, but I do intend to keep things comedic more often than not.

>>640479
It's not like we could have warned her at any point afterward. Alas, anon's have a tendency to stick the MCs dick into as many holes as possible.

>>640479
Too be fair, I had no clue who the fuck Jeff was and thought this was Shion's rapist. Aka not an issue. I turned out to be wrong.

>>640479
Here I was hoping for a fun quest. Full wolf bullshittery and trying to do as many dick punches as possible. Now we got to start caring about our actions? Shit man.

>>640479
>no potential danger whatsoever.
I think the main issue is that there was potential danger in the first place. How could I possibly know that I'm supposed to go talk to an important NPC at a specific point in a game otherwise they'll get killed off and I'll completely miss my chance at that quest? As far as I was aware, the most danger we were in was getting drugged by Incog and raped.

>>640479
We haven't entered any Bullet of Bullets yet, how did they get her information?

>>640479
>>640565
We didn't sign anything yet, and with our meta-knowledge why didn't you give us the chance to gank the invisibility-cloaked fucker? This inconsistency has gotta be a dream of some kind.

>>640479
Seriously, if you're going to skim over the parts where we have to all sign up as a team with a murderer lurking over our shoulders and reading our information, are you one to be talking about expecting consequences from our actions?

>>640540
This

>>640479
Yes lawd yes

>>640999
Now that I think about it that was a mistake on my part, and I apologize, in the future I will attempt to include all the details and stop glossing over potentially important shit.

But it's not going to retcon what just happened, as signing up for the BoB wasn't how they got Sinon's info

ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED, NEXT TIME ON WOLFGANG QUEST

which might actually run for a bit today, maybe

>>641430
Running a quick test
[i]test[/i]
[b]test[/b]
[blue]test[/blue]

>>640251
The next morning you wake up a minute before your alarm, throwing on your clothes and wondering what to do.

On one hand, you really wanted to visit Sinon.
On the other, you had your other teammates to talk to.
And on your left foot, you had the problem of your entire body making you regret the effort you put into beating down Jeffery last night.

>Take some medicine and go back to sleep
>Go talk to Kirito, Incog and Argo
>Go see Sinon in the hospital

>>641491
>Go talk to Kirito, Incog and Argo
Meds are for tiny babbys, not big strong wolf men.

>>641491

> Sinon

>>641491
>>Go see Sinon in the hospital

Priorities.

>>641491
>Go see Sinon in the hospital
We strong man. Pain is only a feeling.

>>641491
>Go see Sinon in the hospital

>>641491
>Go see Sinon

I mean, fuck.

>>640279
maybe we could have an OC villain in GGO after L-coffin is dealt with, like a hacker who makes the game unenjoyable, but is being very discret about it

>>641491
You work past your screaming arm muscles, throwing on some deodorant and taking a bike trip to the hospital.

After letting the staff know who you were, they let you in without question, and you found her lying in bed, reading a gun magazine.

"Hey" you say, gingerly waving your hand to get her attention

"Oh... who are you again? They said someone saved me, but I can't remember anything from between someone pulling my helmet off and waking up here"

You smile, sitting down in one of the chairs.

"Well, I'm that guy, and you should be glad you can't remember, it uh, wasn't exactly pretty"

She nods "I heard what happened, but that doesn't explain why you sound so familiar"

"Well, would wearing a wolf mask help?"

Her eyes widen "Wolf-man!?"

You nod, rolling your right shoulder and rubbing it with your other arm, grimacing through the pain. No lifting for you anytime soon.

"Holy shit, for real? How did you know where to find me?"

You explain how you realized what had happened as soon as you saw she wasn't online, and showed her Yui, who then contacted the rest of the group.

About 15 minutes later, Kirito showed up, along with Asuna, followed by Argo and Incog.

"Holy shit" Sinon whispered, tears starting to form in her eyes as everyone took seats around her bed "Thank you, thank you all"

"Oh please, don't thank us, it was all fluffy over there" Kirito points to you, smiling "You gotta tell me how you managed to tear the dude's arm off though, that's a level of brutal that I never thought I'd hear about outside of a game, dude"

You shrug "I don't really know how I did it, I was just so angry, I thought... I honestly thought Sinon was dead"

"Shinon, my real name is Shinon"

"Potato Patato" you say, grinning "I still call this idiot Kirito, even though it's not his real name, and that applies to you too, unless you really, really don't want me to"

"No, it's fine, I like hearing it from you guys"

"Good, because I was gonna forget your real name in like five minutes" Kirito says.

"Uh huh, that's exactly what would have happened, and yet you can somehow fit every inch of her body into your head" Asuna says, shoving her boyfriend gently "Why don't you look at me like that!?"

"W-what? I wasn-"

"He's just jealous that she's got her avatar's butt, and his is flat as a board in and out of game!" Incog exclaims, giggling

Argo sighs "Smooth as glass, Incog, way to make her feel self-conscious"

"Her? what about me! I don't need a butt what the hell was she implying!?"

"That you want to go all the way with the trap deal, duh!"

"IDON'TSOUNDLIKEAGIRL"

That got laughs out of just about everyone, which only made Kirito's face redder.

You spent most of the day with Sinon, but eventually visiting hours ended, and you got kicked out, with the promise you could come back tomorrow.

You realize you completely missed the BoB, but that doesn't bother you so much, you had gotten the job done, payment was coming soon.

>CHARACTER LIMIT FUCK

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>>641571
As you biked home with Incog and Argo, you thought about what you'd done.

You could still feel the arm coming off in your hand, hear the sound of flesh ripping.

Man, that was fucking brutal, but for some reason it didn't bother you so much, maybe because you knew the guy deserved it, but the fact that it didn't bother you bothered you, if that made sense in your own head.

You opened the door, unlocking it with your key.

There was a little girl standing in your room. At first you thought Yui had found a way to holographically project herself, but this girl had rainbow hair, and Yui didn't have the same posture.

"Incog, I know you want kids, but adopting one and then leaving it in our house alone is bad form..."

"What makes you think this was my idea? I have no idea who she is!"

"Neither do I"

"I do not recognize this girl either" Yui piped up from your phone.

"Have a seat" she intoned, motioning to the couch. Her movements were strange, not robotic, but... there was something off about this girl more than the rainbow hair and the fact that she was just standing in your fucking house.

You decide to play along, taking a seat on the couch along with Incog and Argo, who each clutched at an arm, making you wince slightly, but you put up with it.

"I am ahaihgiaohsoigh, but those who have met me in the past simply call me Jumpchan, though I do not know why that is the name they have chosen"

You raise an eyebrow, leaning in slightly, this was already interesting on a number of levels.

"So, care to explain what you're doing in my home?"

"Yes, you see, I know what you have done, though not how you managed to do it alone"

"Which part, the part where I saved seven thousand people, the part where I tore a guy's arm off and beat him unconscious with it, or the part where I somehow grew the mental fortitude to deal with Kirito?"

"The part where you got here from another world"

Oh shit.

"You were serious about that?"

"I honestly thought he was BSing us, but he's serious, wow!"

"Yes, you may hold your applause" you say, rolling your eyes.

"He is in fact telling the truth, and after discovering this, and finding out exactly what you've done in this world, I've decided to make you an offer... you cannot refuse"

Godfather quotes, that's where we're at.

You blame Kayaba.

"I will grant you the power to travel to a new world, every 10 years, and obtain new powers and items from each world you travel to, this in addition to a form of immortality, where you need not worry about old age, as you will be "reset" every decade to a new age, typically between ten and twenty. In return, you will provide me with an entertaining adventure in each world. Should you complete a feat of power so impressive I am actually shocked, I will grant you the power to travel without my aid, and you may freely travel the multiverse... do you accept?"

>Yes
>No
>I have several questions

>>641595
>Can I take others with me or do I have to go alone?

>>641595
>I have several questions

>>641595
nigga what the fuck

...
Jumpchain quest?
>Dungeon builder when.

>>641595
>Can I take others with me?

Yes.
So much yes.

>>641595

> All of the questions.

>>641595
>ask quetions
can i take others with me?
what if i get killed?you say imortality but physical wounds?
are there others that do that?
what about my own world, the one i came from
are these worlds anything like this one?
why me?

>also talk about everything with incog and argo

>>641595
..now I know why you rushed through everything

>>641619
having said that I want to jump into DA:Origins and to replace the hero of Ferelden

>>641595
>>I have several questions
All of the questions. I'm pretty inclined to say no and just have a nice happy fun time in SAO world though.

>>641595
>No
But the rest of you can go if y'all want.

>>641595
"I have several questions"

"Please, ask away! Whatever it takes to convince you to be my entertainment for a while."

"First off, that, why is your only motivation entertainment?"

"Because I am incredibly bored, you have no idea what it's like to be bored for TWO eternities"

...fair enough

"Second, can I take others with me? like from this world?"

"Of course, I will let you pick up to eight different people from this world, when acquiring powers through me, these will be your "companions", you can have more than eight, but only eight may join you in the world at any time"

You counted up the people you wanted to bring with you in your head.

"If you don't take me with you I'm going to stab you"
Incog obviously.

"Please take me with you"
Argo, no shit.

Kirito, because seeing him react to this would be funny as hell.

Asuna, because Kirito might stab you several times if you took him away from her.

"Can I take an AI like Yui with?"

"Yes, and she will count as a companion as well, gaining a real body if you wish!"

Yui for sure then.

Sinon, for sure, you weren't leaving her behind if you decided to go, not after saving her life like that.

Lisbith?

"Should we take Lisbith with us?"

"Well duh, I like her, I don't want to leave her behind!"

"This is still hypothetical, I haven't made up my mind if I'm going on this thing or not... but that's seven, and I can't think of anyone else I'd want to bring"

She nods.

"Oh, you said immortality, but only mentioned age not being a problem, what happens if I get killed?"

"Then I restore you, and send you home with everything you've acquired so far, including your friends if they wish, though as they're not actually your property they can choose to simply go home. This also applies if they die"

"Are there others you've offered this to?"

"None that are currently traveling, no, there have been many in the past, but after a few... incidents I decided to keep them all seperate"

"What about home? is going home an option?"

"You might be able to return home for a decade or so, but I'd be setting specific... entertaining goals for you"

"What other worlds would I be going to?"

"Worlds that are mere fiction in your own world, much like this one in fact! Though obviously this spans from worlds much like your own or this one to worlds where literally everything is different"

"...why me?"

"Because you somehow managed to do it on your own, though I do not think you would be capable of it again, and you have already proven to be entertaining"

You look at Incog and Argo.

"...would I get to have a super-sword-gun thingy and have fun?"

"Of course"

"COUNT ME IN!"

"will we be able to carry a large amount of items between worlds?"

"I have a sort of cosmic warehouse prepared for just that"

"I'm sold, up to you Wolf"

So it seems it was...

You had one last question though.

"Would you heal Sinon up before we left?"

"Yep!"

Hmm...

>Accept the offer
>Decline (ENDS QUEST)

>>641637
>Accept
This isn't even a question.

>>641637
>Accept the offer
>inb4 anons end the quest

>>641637
>Accept the offer
Duh

oh extra question
>Do I choose the world or do you?

>>641637
>>Accept the offer
Ending the quest sounds fun and all but I doubt anyone would actually go for it.

>>641637
>Accept the offer

>>641637
>Accept the offer
All in nigga.
Also, ask about fertility and kids.

>Accept
I will waifu everything and you can't stop me.
Destroying moons when.
Training with Saitama when.

>>641637
>Accept the offer
Truely an offer we can't refuse.
Also I want Kayaba to be put in charge for thememusic in those worlds.

>>641637
>Decline (ENDS QUEST)
Just start another quest, though it is the same difference to those who came for SAO stuff. Either way, you're ending it.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>641637
Alright, this was officially a no-brainer, you kinda liked being the hero, and all these extra perks were just that, extra.

"One more question, before I officially accept"

"Yes?"

"Do I pick where we go, or do you?"

"Well..." she produces a D8, swirling it around in her hand. "I've got a short list to roll this on, that I can fill with your suggestions or just with whatever pops into my head, but for this first one I've already got a list in mind, I'll let you look it over before I roll, so you know just what it is you're getting into"

You nod, and she hands you the list:

1. League of Legends
2. Pokemon
3. Macross
4. Traveler's Gate
5. Light of Terra
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Digimon
8. Yu-Gi-Oh

You're not so sure about everything on this list, but it's not like she's sending you into instant death, at least you're pretty sure about that.

"Oh, uh..." you take a quick glance at Incog "if, for whatever reason, I had kids during this, what happens to them?"

"It's up to them once they are capable of making the choice, they can become a part of your companion roster, or they can stay in whatever world they want to stay in, until the age of ten, though, you've got to take care of them, and they won't count against your companion limit"

That's a relief, kinda.

"Alright, roll the die"

She grins, tossing it onto the table...

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>>641637
Though, you know what a big flaw in this whole multi-verse traveling bit is? You started with the abridged version of a bad anime centered around video games.

>>641669

The fuck is a Macross?

>>641680
He means Robotech.

This is some retarded shit. I'd heard about it before, but I still thought it was retarded :^)

>>641669
oh man going to dbza would be hilarious

File: Jumpchain Warehouse.pdf (1.91 MB, PDF)

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>>641669
"Huh, wasn't expecting to be throwing you into that one right off the bat, but that's what you get with dice!" she smiles "oh, about the warehouse I mentioned, I'll let you deck that out right now... and gather up all your friends, don't worry I know which ones you want to bring with you"

You nod, and she snaps her fingers.

Instantly, you find yourself in an empty warehouse, it's huge!

"...what the fuck?!" Kirito says, looking around.

Sinon, now standing on her own two legs, blinks several times, then rubs her glasses, then starts blinking again. "Where are we?"

"Looks like a warehouse to me" Lisbith says.

"That is a factually correct statement"

"Thank you Yui, we have eye- wait, Yui?" Asuna turns to look at the three... well technically four of you.

"You know anything about this?"

You shrug "it's a long story that somehow took place in like five minutes"

Jumpchan snaps her fingers again, presenting you with a floating menu filled with options and a point counter at the top that stayed static while the rest of the menu scrolled.

"Select whatever options you wish, take your time, as once you're done this is set in stone"

>One build per I.D, most popular build is taken.

>>641688
Executive Producer Richard Wulfen.

>>641688
>>641691
An I.D. is the name, right? It's just that I'm not really inclined to read through the pdf you should have provided from the first thread.

>>641688
First 3 utilities, 2 food supplies, medbay, workshop and housing. Am I doing it right?

>>641688
>>641691
Ooh, ooh, change the last name to Buttersworth

>>641688
>literally changing the entire premise of the quest

Well, it was a wild ride. Good luck with wolfman quest. This is where I disembark though. Have fun :)

>>641688
So with this now being a haremizer power-fantasy, did you really like SAO in the end?

>>641688
Portal
First three utilities
Housing

>>641688
So are we gonna take with us the ability to play MMOs? Does this system allow for that?

>>641688
>>641711
I'll just vote this or something I don't know.

>>641711
this + medbay

>>641669
Mecha a shit. A SHIT.

though I guess I'll stick around for the cast

File: Macross JumpChain.pdf (348 KB, PDF)

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>>641688
You first question if you can still stop this now.

Then you realize that one: you don't want to, and two: you're 99% sure you can't.

You then begin the long process of shitposting yourself for making this decision, until you decide you won't be getting anything out of it.

Then you scroll through the menu and question your actual choices.

The first three utilities are a no-brainer.

Then Housing and Medbay for structures, because you can probably get the rest as you go pretty easily, right?

Oh, portal, this is probably useful, finding a door with a keyhole might be difficult in the more techy worlds where everything is fingerprint or keycarded bullshit.

"I kinda want the workshop, but we can make most of this ourselves, right?" Lisbith asks, looking over your shoulder.

You shrug, uncertain.

"Hey, why does he get to make all the choices?" Kirito asks

"Because he's the traveler" Jumpchan replies

"Then what are we?"

"His friends, companions"

"That's bullshit! I wanna be the traveler!"

"Too bad, you are lucky you get to go on this adventure at all"

That shut him up.

"Sooo, wanna tell us why we're going on an adventure with you?" Asuna asks

"Because he likes all of us, I'd assume"

"Having preformed several psychoanalysis's on him, I would say so"

"Thanks Yui, really needed confirmation on what we already know" Incog butts in "so when do we get to the part where we actually get to do cool shit?"

You finalize your decisions, hitting the submit button on the menu.

In an instant, a decent sized house appears in the left corner closest to you.

Right next to it appears the medbay. and all along the walls outlets, vents, and faucets appear, ready to supply electricity, heating, AC, and water.

"holy shit!" Argo exclaims, instantly pulling out her phone and charger and running over, plugging herself in. "HOLY SHIT IT'S CHARGING INSTANTLY!"

Jumpchan smiles "Well, that decision made, it's time to decide what powers you and your companions will be getting in this new world you're traveling to... ah, here, this should work, it's a little bare-bones, I'm too lazy to make it all pretty, but it should suffice! In case you're unfamiliar with the world it gives you a little bit of an overview before you get your choices... take your time, this is a lot to take in, please, consider every option, I put a lot of love into them!"

Maybe this won't be s-OH GOD THERE'S SO MANY CHOICES

>Make a build, most popular one is used

This whole build thing won't happen often, promise, once every 10 threads at a minimum, and I'm hoping for only every 15-20 threads. I won't be zooming through these worlds if I can help it, and this is going to be one of two threads where you have to make two builds, the other one will be after you complete your time in Macross and get access to the Bodymod supplement.

>>641818
also, Wolfgang's Stat page is being renamed as such and now contains a link to all your builds, allowing you to go over them to recall what you chose:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing

Rolled 4 + 15 (1d8 + 15)

>>641818
>Human
>Pilot

I wanna grab shounen strength
Eyes of war
And killing Kaiser
For perks.


Also rolling for age.

>>641833
right, I completely forgot to roll for age/location, I'll let you guys roll for age with your builds this time, and I'll choose where you start, after this I'll be rolling the dice for both to make it easier
I'm probably making a horrible mistake by letting you guys chargen the builds, which is why I'm making this infrequent

>>641838
Do we have to buy the mecha for all our teammates individually?

And if we get the by fire be cleansed thing can we get the mecha it makes available for free?

>>641846
you all get basic ones for free, you have to buy better ones individually, though you could eventually learn to build them yourself.

If you read By Fire Be Cleansed it gives you one of those two mechs, that's what the perk is

I know I said take your time but holy shit guys the sooner we all decide on a build the sooner we can actually have Kirito trying to dual wield giant swords in a mech

>>641838
Are we making a build for each compaion? Also why is there a 4k cost thing, if we got 1k?

>>641855
I AM WORKING YOU SWINE. THIS IS HARD WORK.

>>641818
Perks: Serene Sinatra (free), Basic Training (free), Macross Missle Massacre (free), Get A Feel For Her (free), Mind of War (100), Eye of War (100), Deadly Desire (200), Spiritia Abundance (200)

Companions: Eight (200 CP)

Vertech: By Fire be Cleansed (200), Take to the Sky [500 CP into 500 VP]

Vertech Customization: Flesh of the Vajra (700 VP), Silent Running (200 VP), Tune-up (100 VP), Improved Scanners (100 VP), Emergency Thrusters (200 VP), Flying with Finesse [wolf like] (50 VP), Additional Thrusters [one] (50 VP), Melee Weapon [Fists] (100)

Drawbacks: Rival (+200), Big Red Target (+300)

Fuck, that was too long. Do we have to build for the Companions as well?

>>641856
you make purchases for each companion if you import them, if you choose not to import them they just get a basic mech and no idea how to use it.

Also by importing her Yui can change from being an AI in your phone to an actual person at will

>>641863
OH shit, forgot to mention, Background is Pilot.

>>641864
I WILL NEED LIKE 30 MINUTES.
Does the 1k apply to each person we import or just us alone?

>>641863
this looks good, seconding

+300 Big red target
+300 Living MacGuffin
+100 Can't Sing Shit, Captain

-200 companion import
-0 Bridge Crew
-0 Human
-0 Tactical Perspective
-0 Tactical Cool
-100 Eye of the Tiger
-100 Eye of the Hawk
-200 Conducting Czar
-200 Calculating Choir
-300 We're Here For You
-300 We're Going to Fight!
-0 Space Suit
-0 Officer's Manual
-50 Promotion
-0 Crisp Uniforms
-100 Scanning Computer
-150 Tactician of Circuitry

>>641863
I'll support this.

You not going to roll for age?

Rolled 5 + 15 (1d8 + 15)

>>641877
Sure, I guess.

>everybody goes the first one posted like usual

Oh boy anon's just being anon's

>>641863
Thinking about, adding Living Maguffin to Drawbacks for an extra 300 CP and spending it on Shounen Syndrome.

>>641870
read the import option, each companion gets 400 CP to spend on abilities and shit, and one background of your choice

>>641864
How long do we have, QM? I dont want to spend a half hour doing the spread and then come back and we've already decided

>>641896
You have until... tomorrow morning, when I'll actually be able to run again, I can comment on your stuff but I won't be actually running until then because work a shit

>>641898
Work definitely a shit, RIP glorious NEETlife

>>641898
Good. Now ti find out whose's coming.

>>641818
Ok let me try and post an actual build
Rebuffs
>Big red target +300
>Living macguffin +300
>Rival +200
Human
Pilot
Have 1800cp
>Macross missile 0
>Get a feel for her 0
>Eyes of war 100
>Killing Kaiser 200
>Shounen syndrome 300
Items
>Space suit 0
>Money 50
>Flight suit 0
>Targeting upgrade 0
>Tactical helmet 100
>Promotion 50
Veritech
>By fire be cleansed 200
>Get take to the sky's and turn 800cp into 800 VP
>2 additional thrusters 100
>Emergency thrusters 200
>Flying with finesse. 50
>Silent running.
>Slaughter in style golden wolf. 50
>Improved scanners 100


Well that was tiresome.

>>641914
>Rebuffs
Meant debuffs.

There might be spare points as well.

...Can I just say I FUCKING LOVE where this is going?

>>641898
I'm sorry I'm stupid, cut-off is going to be in another 15 minutes, realized I've got a whole 45 minutes to write, so most popular build at that point wins.
I'm so sorry I misled you all on that

>>641948
I can't tell if you're joking and that worries me.

>>641962
You fucking slut. I just got back home to work, and trying to ask the discord who we should bring. Nobody is answering and now I got like 10 minutes to bullshit this for 7 people?

Fuck it, panic mode online.

>>641962
I wasn't joking, but you REALLY shouldn't cut this off early. People will be expecting to have that time, and that is a MASSIVE dick move. Also making a build from a CYOA takes time. It'll be much better for the quest if you just go with what you were originally saying, and end it for today. ESPECIALLY since you just said that choices would start to actually matter now.

>>641962
I mean have you LOOKED at the fucking CYOA? It takes like a solid ten minutes just to read through it all

>>641973
my fingers are twitching to write again
send help the withdrawl symptoms are already starting.

But in all seriousness I agree, I'll be commenting a lot, but no more story for today except maybe a pointless excerpt about all eight of you (Wolfgang and his Wolf Gang, not the players) arguing over choices

You have until tomorrow, I apologize for any panic modes I initiated with my stupidity.

>>641962
Supporting >>641973
like a motherfucker. Maybe write a little interaction of them exploring the warehouse/fighting over who if any of them get to go into Macross world?

>>641982
Thank you Kayaba. Also, You do realize you have the cost for 8 companons being 200 CP but... we have 7 can we spend 150? Or are we forced to lose out on 50 CP?

Its not like Anon's will care or notice shite.I make anyway.

>>641990
>>641982

>>641982
That pointless excerpt could actually be really funny, and you could always take this time to actually write out the whole "Holy mother of fuck alternate universes exist furry you motherfucker why didnt you tell me" that kirito will not doubt be experiencing.

I will LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF if the cyoa winds up making kirito a trap/girl again

>>641982
Question, Sinon came with us right?

>>642000
That is a drawback. Sadly, companions can't take those.

>>641992
if you spent CP on each of them individually you'd realize 200 CP only gets you 4, so you're still getting 3 for free. not as good a deal, but you're not losing on CP.

I expect the jumpchain thread is very confused why there's a sudden influx of people asking about Macross.

>>642000
trips confirm that Strike Witches, which makes everyone teenage women by default, is going to be locked into the list now that Macross is being Jumped

>>642001
yes.

>>642010
Fucking hell. Fair enough So then I guess I'll spend the 200 for 8 people even though we don't have 9 people yet.

>>642010
>trips confirm that Strike Witches, which makes everyone teenage women by default, is going to be locked into the list now that Macross is being Jumped
Oh dear there goes any chance we had of making our girlfriends pregnant.
We're not gonna be able to walk for a while once we get there will we?

>>642023
The option to become a trap is there, along with a huge host of other ways to change your gender back in the vast multiverse

Hope Kayaba will also somehow find his way into whatever universe we enter. So from now til the end of eternity every time we do something cool, heartwrenching, fast, sexy, or anything interesting at all he'll interface with something nearby to make >>640176
happen for the rest of our immortal lives

>>642032
oh, and the option to blow 50 CP in just about any jump to change your gender

>>642033

If you're on the discord. I believe you have stolen my idea sir.

>>642023
Ehhhh, we can be male for a 100 cp that includes select age, but only women can use magic, so people are going to think we're somekind of butch lesbian.

>>642033
Oh hey another reason to write the little scene of you planning stuff out with your companions!

I completely fucking forgot to mention some items from SAO are coming with you, like your Amusphere, which has a copy of the seed on it... and therefore Kayaba

>>642040
hivemind friend

>>642046
Because nobody can do any fucking thing for anybody.

If we bring Kayaba does he get Yui Treatment?
If we max out all 8 slots can we recruit people in this place and bring them with us?
Can we swap compaions out once we're actually IN there?
Would that new person if permitted take over the abilies of said person who swapped out?

Fucking hell

>>641818
You decide to take the menu with you as you move around, looking through the house. Everyone follows you, scrolling through their own copies, though none of them can make choices like you.

You find the "house" is pretty much an exact replica of your flat, stacked on itself like four times with stairs connecting the doors. You flop down onto the couch, and everyone moves furniture around to watch what you're picking. Four of the girls pile into the couch seat with you, looking over each other's shoulders and yours to see your semi-transparent screen. Kirito and Asuna for some reason acted more cat-like than Incog, lying on the back of the couch to get a view.

Yui just watches through your phone's camera.

Jumpchan lounges in the air, occasionally pretending to swim as you make your choices.

You glance around the room, over Incog and Sinon's head, and notice your Amuspheres were here.

Wait.

"Say Jumpchan, did we keep the Seed?"

"Oh, that engine thing? yeah, it's in your Amuspheres, though they can't connect to the outside world in here, they've got a LAN sort of deal if you'd like"

"...that means Kayaba is here"

She laughed, she laughed and laughed and laughed like that was the funniest joke she'd heard in a thousand thousand years.

"I honestly forgot about that asshole for a moment, thank you. He won't count as a companion because he's never actually going to help you, like ever. Don't worry about that, and he won't have a chance to get a human body, not that he wants one. He'll infect every piece of tech you have and play his music from across the multiverse though, so uh, try not to do anything stealthy using things that could potentially have speakers or he'll start playing spy themes"

Greaaat.

"Hey, uh, not that I'd actually do it" you say, glancing worriedly at Incog "but if I were to say, get more than 8 companions, what happens to those over the limit?"

"They're stuck in the warehouse, and you can't have more than eight out at a time, but they are free to do whatever they want in here"

That's a relief.

"Can I like, swap them out?"

"Yep, any time you're in the warehouse you can switch out active companions"

"So, if I swap out a slot, does that new person gain the old person's powers?"

"God no, that makes no sense! The powers are attached to the person, sometimes literally"

That explains a lot.

"Will you always be around to answer questions?"

"Only between jumps, otherwise I'm just going to be watching and laughing"

Fun.

"Oh, and so everyone here is aware, and because I need a giggle: This guy came from another world before SAO, and not only that, Kirito, you were the main character of the TV show this world is based on... and he stole your spotlight"

You can feel Kirito's piercing gaze upon you.

"So, mind telling me what the fuck she means, Wolf?"

"UHHH"

>EXPLAIN
>PANIC

In case you can't tell, no this doesn't affect builds.

>>642149
>Turn towards him.
>You let like 6k other people die, I didn't have the time for that shit.

>>642149
>"you were an ineffable shonoun, be thankful i was here"

>>642149
>>EXPLAIN
Tell him to original one was shit anyway, and you didnt find out kayaba till floor 75

>>642149
>EXPLAIN
"Look dude, the whole anime thing that you just showed me? You were the protag of it and you were an insufferable cunt, like most of the shit you did in original was so autism inducing that it made a few people even wantt o kill themselves. The abridged version of you actually had some sense of character, you were still an asshole, but a funny asshole.

>>642161
This
>IT doesn't fucking matter, it was solved much faster than it usually would have and be glad that most of the shit that would have happened to you and Asuna didn't happen.

>>642149
"Alright... uh, Jumpchan, can you give me a couple of DVDs with SAO and SAO Abridged on them? I need to show all of you what your fates might have been."

"...ya know what? sure, that's something you could have stored on your phone nowadays, I'll allow it"

She snaps her fingers, and a trio of disks appear in your hands: SAO, SAOII, and SAO:A

>Show them SAO
>Show them SAO II
>Show them SAO:A

>>642182
>Show them SAO

>>642182
>GET SOME POPCORN
>LETS GET TOO IT.

>>642182
all of them
just because

>>642182
>Show them SAO

>>642182
>Show them SAO
Now to be fair, don't loose your shit...this is the cannon version that was release in my world.
>Show them SAO:A
This is your world, that was created by fans or people who wanted to make a funny spoof.

>Show them SAO
we may want to withhold the whole kayaba raping kiritos gf scene, along with the lisbeth husbandoing and things of that nature.

Show them Abridged

>>642182
Yo Kayaba, if we go 2 Promotions and become the 'Commander' of the bridge. That's a CAPTAIN of a ship right?

>>642206
Brain screwup not kayaba raping the other guy. the elf guy

>>642206
I think we should give them a heads up about those parts and ask if they want to see them or skip them

>>641982
Draw the lewd you owe us.

>>642333
Write*

>>642182
You pop in the original Sword Art Online, already cringing internally.

"Alright" you say "this is NOT your world, even without my intervention. This is what you guys were based on, and I'll show you what would have happened without me after you suffer with me through this"

"Suffer? Bitch I'm the hero, clearly this is going to be the best thing ever!"

"You say that now, but... yeah no I'm gonna leave the room while you guys watch this so when you explode in pure rage and shame I'm not getting hit by the mess"

"Oh no you don't" Incog drags you back into the couch before you can protest, and then puts her head in your lap. You put the weird menu thing aside and position Yui's camera to watch the show.

>One Episode Later
"That wasn't so bad, Klein didn't fuck up his name, cool shit"
>Two Episodes Later
"OH WHAT THE FUCK, DRINK THE FUCKING POTION DIAVEL! NO, THIS IS BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK AM I TAKING ALL THE BLAME FOR BETA TESTERS WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Three episodes later
"Oh wow, okay, that's kinda messed up."
>Episode 4
"WHY"
>Episode 5
"This is somehow the dumbest thing I've ever seen, like, really, I just believe in ghosts?"
>Episode 6
"WHY DID LAUGHING COFFIN LEAVE?! WHAT REASON WAS THERE!? IT WAS THREE VS ONE AT LEAST, AND THEY WALK AWAY?! THIS IS SO STUPID!"
>Episode 7
"...Kirito, can you pass the brain bleach?"
"I need a double dose first"
>Episode 8
"You totally have a boner in this scene"
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!"
>Episode 9
"...okay, you stole a solo kill boss from me, that irritates me on a number of levels, but I think I can forgive you because it's been TWO FUCKING YEARS"
>Episode 10
"Oh hell no, how the hell could I pansy out on killing that old bitch after all that? I DEMAND A REDO!"
>Episode 11
"WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET MARRIED?!?!"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>Episode 12
"Wow, okay, that was bullshit on my part, which is odd as fuck, like how the fuck did I just hack the whole system and NOT USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO END THE GAME!?"
"Oh yeah, glad to know Yui lived, not really though like I'm sorry but you got nothin emotional from me"
"Yeah me neither"
>Episode 13
"holy fuck that boss is god damn terrifying and I am incredibly glad I didn't spend two fucking years wasting away physically"
"Yeah no fuck that boss and fuck that game"
"On every level possible"
"All at once"
>Episode 14
"HOW"
"WHY"
"FOR WHAT PURPOSE!?"
"BULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT"
"HOW AM I ABLE TO WALK!?"

You lie back, a shit eating grin on your face, their reactions had made all this worth it.
"We're only halfway through, but that's the end of Sword Art Online, you guys wanna meet Incest, also known as Kirito's sister/cousin?"
"Wait what? You never told me you had a sister let alone that she wanted to jump your bones!"
"I'm sorry believe me I am I did not want one of you stabbing the other okay!?"
"uuugh, just play the next fuckin part, I wanna see this shit"
"Not so sure you do Asuna..."
"Why not?"
"Rape"
"FUCK EVERYTHING"

>Play ALO arc
>Skip to GGO
>Switch to Abridged

>>642417
>Play ALO Arc

>>642417
>>Play ALO arc
the reactions

>>642417
>Play ALO

Do it now!

>>642417
>>Play ALO arc
i have too

>>642417
>>Play ALO arc

>>642417
>Switch to Abridged
Then
>Play ALO arc

>>642417
Do ALO
let's fuck their day up

>>642417
You watch the entire first episode of the ALO arc in pure silence.
It ends, and you can just FEEL the cringe from everyone in the room, even Jumpchan.

"...shut it off. I'm done with this world"
"YOU'RE done with this world? I'm the one in the birdcage!"
"That was legitimately creepy on like, all of the levels. Asuna, please tell me that person didn't exist in your life in our world."
"He did, but he didn't really do anything, like, he tried to undress me with his eyes for a year or two before SAO but afterwards he just kinda vanished, dude was creepy but it wasn't this bad!"
"I do not understand how your psychological well being was preserved at all through this situation, nor do I understand why I was brought back in such a fashion"
"Because reasons, Yui, because reasons"
"Soooo, anyone want to watch the next episode?"
"Burn it, destroy it with a hammer, poop on it, please just make it unplayable ever again"

You nod, popping the disk out and giving it to Jumpchan, who summons a flaming garbage can and tosses the disk into it.

"Alright, where do I come in?" Sinon asks
"In one of these two" you say "but I kinda want to show you guys what would have happened to you if I wasn't here, it's a lot more humorous"

"I'm conflicted, you pick since you know both"

"Alright"

>Watch GGO
>Watch Abridged

>>642417
>Play ALO arc

>>642462
>>Watch Abridged

>>642462
>Watch GGO

>>642462
>Watch Abridged
hehehehehe
heh

>>642462
Abridged
let's go

>>642462
"And this is the universe that I was lucky to be in."
>Watch Abridged

>>642462
You pop in Abridged, grinning.
"And this is what I saved you all from, you may shower praise on me at the end of the show"

>Episode 1
"YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID THAT!"
"Pleading the fifth is proof of guilt!~" Incog says in her sing song voice
"SHUTUP!"
>Episode 2
"Okay, Diavel dying makes a lot more sense here, holy shit how did that guy keep going?"
"Pure determination after we actually fucking won with no casualties"
>Episode 3
"Oh god"
"Oh GOD"
"OH GOD WHY!?"
"I... oh man, that's rough, lag is a bitch"
>Episode 4
"Uh... Kirito? Are you okay?"
"You knew the whole time..."
You nod, knowing what he meant.
"I don't know whether to stab you or to hug you"
"Yeah, figured as much"
>Episode 5
"PFFFT, BULLSHIT YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT!"
"I am though! This makes me want to actually found such an organization, other-me is pretty smart!"
>Episode 6
"NOPE"
"NOPE"
"GHOSTS DON'T EXIST NOPE NOPE NOPE"

please hold while Kayaba regrets existance

>>642505
>Episode 7
"You're an ASSHOLE, Kirito"
"That sword is hilarious and you know it"
>Episode 8
"...Got something you wanna say to us?"
"No comment!"
>Episode 9
"TOTALLY. HAD. A BONER. I KNEW IT!"
"Ya know what? You win that one"
"I know, I won twice, I even got to kill The Fly!"
>Episode 10
"That's not what goes on in my head at all!"
"Same here, nothing weird going on!"
"Uh huh"
"YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING!"
"Ya said it in sync"
"SHUTUP!"

okay time for Kayaba the QM to suffer, see you all tomorrow!

>>642534
Except not really, I've got a bit of time left.

What did you guys think of this run?
Is this new direction something you look forward to or are you feeling like you want to stop playing?
is it still entertaining?

>>642600
yes

>>642600
I found it funny, was rather curious when someone was going to try jumpchains on this board or not, glad to see it happening.

>>642600
Really, in the discord, we're just making the character builds. It's just taking forever.

>>642600
I have been waiting since you mentioned it in the discord

>>642600
You probably should have made premade builds, or let us stagewise pick options.

Not really a fan of the worlds that were shown, but it guess it can be fun.