>>666142
Somewhat childish, if the conditions are right.

Serious Sam most of the time

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>>666147
Interesting...

Question 2: Your friend fails to show up for a meeting at a promised time. What do you do?

Question 2: Your friend fails to show up for a meeting at a promised time. What do you do?

Wait for him for a little bit. If he still doesn't show up, leave.

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>>666165
Fair enough

Question 3: Is it okay to lie if you know the person you lied to will never find out?

>>666172
>Question 3: Is it okay to lie if you know the person you lied to will never find out?

No, never.

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>>666177
A righteous one aren't you? Well as I said, no wrong answers.

Question 4: Do you feel that the phrase “all’s fair in love and war” is true?

>>666153
Call them and ask what's going on.

Question 4: Do you feel that the phrase “all’s fair in love and war” is true?
>>666180
Sometimes, but if it's used against you, then they're wrong.

>>666188
A bit hypocritical, but I have no room to judge.

Question 5: When do you feel it is time to resort to violence?

>>666199
When you have to protect something.

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>>666232
Last question.

Question 6: Is it right to kill someone who is irredeemably evil?

>>666236
Yes.
Sometimes what needs to be done needs to be done.

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>>666251
You appear to be a bit of a idealist dead set on your moral compass of a firm line between right and wrong, good and evil. Possibly gained from stories of grandeur and heroism you vow to never stray from the right path. You try to be patient and keep your cool, but your boundless energy can occasionally get the better of you. This will most likely get better as you age and experience the world.

Someone like you should be... A Riolu

>>666278
Nah. Imma Chimchar

>>666278
Yes.
Zap zap.

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Now with your avatar situation solved, let us begin.

You open your eyes to be greeted by the open sky, the sun shining down on your currently downed form as you feel the grass below you tickle your back. Despite the comforting surroundings you feel ill from whatever you felt before you… what were you doing before you lost consciousness? Your insides feel as though they have been scrambled and cooked, and you feel your stomach feel like it is trying to force something up.

What will you do?

>>666295
>Focus
Think about what we might have been doing.

When that inevitably fails let's examine our body and surroundings.

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>>666306
You reach to the recesses of your mind to attempt to find a memory of what you were doing last. All you clearly remember are flashes and loud noises, maybe screaming? Your head fills with a sharp pain the more you try to think about it. Deciding it would be best to try and find out where you are.

Slowly rising to your feat despite your body's protests you bring yourself to your feat, swaying slightly as your body tries to orient itself. Looking around you appear to be nearby a cliff? The horizon shows a large forest with several mountains in the distance.

What will you do.

>>666334
Try moving around a bit.
And getting used to our body.
Gotta make sure everything works like it should.

And find a path down to the forest afterwards.

>>666341
Attempting to try and keep yourself standing is difficult, so difficult in fact that you quickly fall to your hands and knees, your stomach quickly forcing you to try to eject anything from your already empty stomach. Once you are done your fit of dry heaving you finally take notice to the fact you have paws? Blue furred paws with some kind of hard, bone like sticking out of it vertically up the back of your arms. You'd be more concerned if you could actually remember what you had before you had paws, or if you even never had paws, but you are far more concerned about your state of health.

Help first, questions later it seems.

Looking around you try and find a way down from the mountain there are to clear ways. Despite its initial look the cliff side is not a complete 90 degree drop and is rocky enough to possibly be scaled. This would be the fastest way, but by far the most dangerous, especially in your current conditions. The only other path is a thick brush of forest behind you with only the barest of openings for you to get too, you can't tell what kind of creatures would live there or even if it will lead you down to low ground. It is probably still safer than scaling down though.

>Scale down (Roll 1d20)
>Take the forest "route"
>There's got to be another way...

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>666357
Well considering our physicality creatures like us or more powerful than us may appear.

Expediency is key.

>Scale down.

>>666361
Despite your better judgement, you don't know whats wrong or how serious it is and speed might be key in helping stop it so you slowly make your way towards the edge of the cliff before slowly making your way down.

Normally you'd think having paws would make climbing down immensely difficult, but you find you have a firm grip on the walls. Whether naturally or from sheer fear of falling? Probably best not to look down as of now.
As you carefully make your way down you think you start getting a better feel for your body, it still does not feel completely right but at least it doesn't feel like you are controlling a limp puppet when you move your arms or legs.

A quarter of the way to your final destination you are surprised to hear a loud, stern yell from bellow you. Surprising you and making you push down a bit to hard and making the rock you were currently grabbing slip out of its place.

Roll 20 to regain grip

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>666394
Some loud scrub might make us fall down.

If we survive we are going to chop them.

>>666396
You barely grab onto another rock. Shame it slips out of your grip immediately and you quickly slide down the steep hill hitting every bump, scrap, and rock on your way down. Be thankful it wasn't from the top of the the cliff or you'd probably be seriously hurt. You reach the bottom and face plant into the ground, your... long nose(?) breaks your fall as you eat dirt. At least your not dead.

"Oh you poor baby!" the voice from earlier, now that you can clearly tell its female. Probably a mother at that.

That doesn't really concern you right now, right now you are more concerned with how much pain you are in. You're body is littered with cuts and bruises and you think you may have broke you nose. You don't even know why, but you feel the beginnings of water form near your eyes, but you're a grown man! You think? It feels like it, at least it feels like you shouldn't cry, especially not in front of a girl.

Roll to not cry like a baby

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>666423
Rolling to maintain masculinity.

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>>666426
Can we at least cry like a man?

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>>666433
Maybe if you had rolled something better than that garbage.

>>666426
Curling into a protective ball you begin to feel your masculinity leave your body through your eyes as your body betrays you. Soon enough you are openly bawling like a child out of both pain and shame.

You quickly feel your body be lifted up in the air and you are brought into a warm embrace by a much larger fluffier being as you she quietly whispers sweet nothings into your ears. As you try to keep your soaked face as deep into the warm fur of the body holding you, if nothing else but to not let her see your face.

Eventually you cry yourself to sleep as you feel yourself being carried off in the distance by the unknown woman.

>>666444
Wew.
Guess we can talk her to call us a man and not a child.


R.I.P masculinity.
We'll have to earn it back.

>>666444
Gonna take a bit of time to start writing out how the next bit will go, and I'll start again in a short while.

>>666451
See you then.

We must now have a strict training regimen to reestablish our manhood.

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And we are back in business

You don’t know how long you were out, but you woke in a cave on top of a pile of straw. Your wounds have been bandaged and while there is a light pain they seem to be more or less fine. You may have… overacted in front of that woman, but at least it helped you get your desired medical attention. You don’t feel sick anymore and your body feels much better. Still a bit odd feeling, but nothing like when you first woke. The walls have a few torches that have a blue fire that fills the room with a somewhat eerie light, but a least do their job of lighting the place up. After a quick inspection of yourself you finally notice you are some kind of short, blue, bipedal dog thing.

Riolu

You don’t know where that name came from but you think it might be what you are. For some reason it feels weird to call yourself that, like you aren’t supposed to be this “Riolu”. Regardless you are awake and more or less mobile. Time to decide on what you need to do.

>A strange woman has brought you into a mysterious cave, it might be a good idea to leave
>Stay put, you might learn something from the woman
>Explore the cave, maybe you can find the woman
>Write in

>>666540
Do some hops.
Throw some punches and kicks.
Let's test this body's physicality.

>>666540
>>Explore the cave, maybe you can find the woman

>>666558
Besides being a bit sore, you find you are more or less in control of your body. It might be even more physically fit than your used to somehow, definitely shorter than you're used to.

>>666559
Deciding to make your way out of the cave room, you find yourself in a hallway with similar eerie blue fires lighting the area, there are pathways to your left and right as well as rooms along the sides. There are several more entrances to what you assume are more rooms similar to yours, and you can vaguely here some noises echoing through from some of them.

>>666574
>Open a random door.
Does this lady just pick up randoms that are injured?

>>666579
Opening the first door you come across leads to nothing of any real interest, you continue for a bit before opening another. Only to quickly close it in silent horror. A honest to god dragon slept peacefully on the other side what seemed like a much flimsier door. Maybe its not the best idea to snoop into those rooms. Luckily you begin to notice the fact that the hallways seem to curve and you assume that they will meet whichever way you go. Or you could try to find your room again. Maybe even go back into the dragon room if you feel like literally pissing any masculinity you have left out in fear.

What will you do.

>>666609
Let's follow the curve to where the hallways meet.
If there is a door there maybe she'll be there.

And let's avoid the dragon. We've lost enough masculinity as of yet.

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>>666615
You quietly pad away from the door before scurrying along the hallway hoping to god there is nothing more threatening actually roaming the hallways. You eventually make it to what looks like some kind of reception area? there is a single pink egg sitting behind the desk, from its slouched position. It doesn't seem to move at all or even recognize your existence despite its eyes being wide open. Is it asleep? Should you wake it?

>>666652
Try to grab the weird creatures attention.
Wake it up if it sleeps.
And speak to it.

Ask it where we are.

>>666659
Try as you might, your unusually young voice doesn't reach the egg carrying egg. Pokes and prods do nothing either. It seems you aren't getting anything from this blob.

>Try something with a bit more force (Role 20)
>Wait for someone to come
>Try and find your way back to your room (Roll 20)
>Write in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>666689
>Try something with a bit more force.
Chop them

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>>666702
>These rolls
Come on anons, we can't be bubble blowin babies forever.
While initially chopping the thing seemed like a good idea, you doubt your small paw would do much against the huge blob. Maybe a tackle of some kind? Backing up to the wall you charge straight into the pink monstrosity.

Quick Attack

You didn't know where that thought came from. You also didn't know when you got so ungodly fast. You went so fast you were unable to keep yourself from tripping up and landing face first into the blob. Fortunately, you harmlessly bounced off and back onto your back. Your minor injuries flaring up a bit.

You forget your pain the moment you here a giggle and quickly turn to find a yellow fox with red fur coming out of her ears trying to hold in her mirth at the display. Noticing her only made her completely break out into a laugh. Where did she come from?

>>666735
Shush we are manly men.
>Turn to the red fox and say.
>Shut up stop laughing at me it isn't funny! Where am I? And why do I look like this?

At least we know a move now.
A shame the first use was crap.

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>>666745
You feel heat rise to your face as you scramble to your feat and try to maintain some integrity.

"S-shut up!" She starts laughing harder. Great start.
"Where am I and why do I look like this!?" She attempts to stop herself from laughing for just a minute to explain.

"You are in the guild's infirmary, and you look like that because- pfft" she tries to maintain a straight face, her mouth twitching heavily trying not to laugh.
"You look like that because we patched you up after you fell down a hill." To her credit she contains herself a few more seconds before continuing her laughing fit,

>>666795
>Guild?
>I only fell down that hill because someone surprised me while I was climbing down! I totally had that.
>Is there a town or something nearby.

How dare these casuals insult us.
They dare challenge a mighty level one riolu?

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>>666813
Level 5
"You not from around here? Everyone knows old man Alakazam's Guild." She pauses.
"I'm pretty sure my mom said she was the only one around when she found you, but its not her fault you are such a klutz."
"There also isn't much of a town around here anymore, after old man Alakazam died, the guild shrank and a lot of people just up and left."

>>666849
>Not from around here.
Yeah pretty much
>Ask her if she can show us around the guild.

We need a tour.

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>>666859
"No need to worry! I'll give you the full tour and I'll make sure nothing will hurt your frail body." She giggles a bit and runs off towards the opening opposite the one you entered while you trail behind her.

"Our guild is built into one of the mountains nearby where you fell. One of guild master Alakazam's old team mates hollowed out most of the hallway and most of the rooms, we expanded eventually by ourselves." She leads you around the maze like corridors and rooms with confidence. You lost track of where you were a fair distance after you left the circular are of the guilds infirmary, but she seems like she knew this place like the back of her han- paw.

You make out a light at the end of the tunnel and you finally enter what seems to be some kind of transition from stone to wood and you enter a main area of sorts. There are a few creatures of various types all seem to be bidding their time or attempting to look busy.

"A bit of a trek between the infirmary and here."

"Uhhh yeah, we may have made a few wrong turns..." A few?

"Anyway ask me anything you want to know!"

>>666910
>Frail body
You won't be saying that when we become stronger. Maybe even one of the strongest.

So
>Why do you need a guild.
>How do you join?
>What happened to alakazam?

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>>666926
She looks at you like you live under a rock. "Obviously to explore mystery dungeons, and you can join if you find a member and both can pass a competency test. As for old man Alakazam, well he was really old..."
She looks rather disheartened while mentioning this "Alakazam's" death. She may have been close to the guy, it may be best not to push that subject.

>>666953
>What are mystery dungeons.
Good old plot hooks.

>So do you have someone? To explore the dungeons with I mean.

>Then I'm going to explore the mystery dungeons.

As if we would want to do anything else.
We are manly.

>>666953

>What's a Mystery Dungeon? Is it just a dungeon that's mysterious?

>>666953
>What does it take to join?

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>>666966
>>666969
"Mystery dungeons are dungeons that exist in some kind of time space thingy. I don't remember exactly how mom said it worked but basically they change randomly, tend to keep mysteriously leaving rare items around, and sometimes suck up pokemon that come near them. If you stay in to long without a rescue badge that guilds send out then they can lose their minds and attack other pokemon on sight! Oh yeah time also works weird in them, so you heal faster and get hungry faster."
"No not yet, there aren't many kids around since everyone started leaving, those that do stick around are to young or don't want to, and adults don't like having kids around during them."
"Are you crazy?!? If you go in a dungeon you'll get your tail handed to you, you klutz."

>>666998
>I won't give up! I'll train and explore these mystery dungeons. They sound cool! Don't you want to explore them as well? Then you should do it with.

Let the hype flow through you fennekin.

>>666998

>You'd be a klutz too if you forgot how to move! Wait, that didn't come out right.

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>>667008
"Jeez your hopeless, fine I might as well show you the training dungeon to show you how serious this is. A normal kid can't handle this kind of thing but a klutz like you? You won't even last a minute."
You feel your face heat up again "Oh yeah?!"
"Yeah!"
"OH YEAH!?"
"YEAH!"
She storms off back the way you came and you quickly follow, after several turns and a floor down you find yourself entering a room with a large crack splitting open one of the walls. It seems normal, well normal for a giant crack in the wall of a otherwise smooth room, but their is a sense of foreboding.
"This is your last chance to give up..." Even she doesn't seem so confident going in there. But you have come all this way and its far to late to give up on this chance to regain your manliness.

Do you enter?

>>667082
>Let's do this!
Enter.

We are brave riolu.
Not smart but brave.

>>667082

>See you at the exit!

Enter.

>>667090
>>667095
"Let's do this!" you don't even let her get another word in edgewise before you charge headfirst into the dungeon, dragging her along with you.

Lonely Cave

Darkness surrounds the both of you as you enter dungeon, but quickly you find yourself in a empty room with two different paths, there is a large rock blocking the way of one of them. While the other is completely open. The pathway you entered from has disappeared.

>>667144
>Follow the open path

Say.
>This is it? Doesn't seem so bad.

Let's start invoking some death flags.

>>667152
>Entering a dungeon used to initiate a dying guild that may or may not have been cleared in years, letting the mons in there fester and grow stronger.
M8 you may have already triggered so many death flags

Leading the girl towards the open path you notice how little you are being murdered right now. While you appreciate being alive you find yourself somewhat disappointed. The way is even lit... somehow... from some unknown source.

"Is this it, doesn't seem so bad." You confidently say even as you invoke Murphy's law. Who this Murphy or what his law is escapes you but you feel it is an appropriate name. As if called you hear shuffling in response to your hubris.

>>667185
>Be on your guard.

>>667185
Bruh we're gonna clear this dungeon ez pz.
Let's investigate the shuffling noise.
Be ready to attack if it's a enemy.

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>>667198
>>667193
Raising your fis- paws. You prepare yourself for anything. entering the next room you find it empty, besides another large rock. There is nothing here at all, no items, no other path, no nothing.
"Really now, this is almost-"
"Shhh!"
You turn to your makeshift partner questioningly. She stares horrified at the ceiling. Following her eyes you look up to see bats. A lot of fucking bats, some of them look fairly irritated but they haven't seemed to notice you yet.

>Fight directly (Describe your first move and roll)
>Back off
>Write in

>>667224
>engage stealth mode

>>667231
Roll

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>667231
Roll to aid in this endeavor.

Also and ask how we clear this dungeon.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>667224

>>667244
You carefully sneak away and are completely unnoticed, you return to the previous room, and turn to your partner.
"How exactly do we get out of here again?"
She looks furious "You ask me that now! After dragging me in here before I can even grab an escape orb!?"
She seems like she wants to continue her rant but her screams seem to have echoed off into the dungeon, and shortly afterwards you here the screeches of bats from where you snuck away from. It even made that rock blocking the other way move a bit. Oh wait that rock has arms.
"Oops..."
Oops indeed

>Blast through the rock and try and escape (Roll)
>Stand and fight (Roll)
>Write in (Roll)

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>667274
>Blast through the rock and try to escape.
Injuries aren't conducive to prolonged fights.

>>667280
That rock with arms you try to blast through doesn't work to well, using quick attack you ram into it but it remains firm. grabbing you it throws you away from its.
"What are you doing your a fighting type aren't you? Use a fighting move!"
The bats are getting closer.

>Try quick attack again
>Try to use a fighting type move
>Get the girl to help somehow
>Write in
Also roll

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>667300
>Try to use a fighting type move.
Zen out and smack hat thing with the flat of our palm.
Like a karate film.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>667300
>>Try to use a fighting type move
Force palm?

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>>667315
Looks like that stone...

Just got rocked.

>>667315
Friendly reminder that I am only taking first rolls as of now.
>>667306
You focus, something, anything, you need something to move this. You start flailing your fists while running at the rock only to find your flailing actually does something. Your fists create some kind of vacuum sending lifting the rock and tossing it aside clearing the way.

Vacuum Wave

The rock seems to be heavily damaged and disoriented but looks like it is trying its hardest to continue the fight.
The bats grow closer

>Finish it
>Run down the opened hallway
>Write in

>>667325
>Run away.
We gotta find the exit portal or whatever.
Ask her if there's an exit portal.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>Run down the opened hallway

With masculinity, of course

>>667329
You decide you enjoy living, and put some distance between the hoard and you're rag tag team. As you run you find it might be a good idea to figure out how to get out.
"So how do we get out of here again?"
"We need to a stair case!"
"Got it."
You reach the end of the path and enter another room, another one of those rocks are there, but seems to still be sleeping, like a rock as it were. there is some kind of orb on the floor in the corner and their is another pathway.
The bats sound somewhat distracted by the angered rock in the other room, temporarily.

>Continue
>Attack Rock (Roll 20)
>Grab orb
>Write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>667356
>>Attack Rock (Roll 20)

>>667356
>Grab orb
>Attack rock.
>>667359
Wew. One shot kills.

>>667359
You decide to take out the rock before it can try to slow you down. Waving your arms around again you send a wave of energy towards the living boulder. It is launched across the room, getting rammed heavily into the wall. Its arms hang limply as it almost immediately loses consciousness.

You feel as though you've grown stronger.

The bats seem to have lost interest and begin to move towards your room.

>Pick up the orb
>Run
>Write in

>>667387
>>Write in
Remove the wall, run through

>>667387
>Grab orb.
How can we skip loot?
That's painful.

>>667391
>>>>>>Roll

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>667398
So we doing well so far?

>>667409
You had up and downs and then a retard decided to punch a wall, but I have to reward that 20 somehow. gimmie a sec to see what you find.

>>667419
Basically all bullshit will fly with a Nat 20.

>>667409
>>667391
Despite every logical choice you decide to punch a wall, it collapses revealing a secret room.
The bats grow closer.

>Grab orb
>Run
>Enter secret room

>>667442
>Enter secret room .
Please let it be a checkpoint or safe zone.

>>667442
>>Enter secret room
Punch through the wall in that room

>>667463
Snake are you the snake in kayaba discord?
Stop before we break our fist.
We aren't a wolf.

>>667470
Yes I am, The strategy has worked so far

>>667470
We are a punchdog however

>This is punchdogquest now

>>667474
We can only roll so many 20s before the 1s come.

>>667445
You enter the secret room to find a stair case up
You hear your partner mumble "Strange, the stairs are supposed to go down in this dungeon."
You pay it no head as you have found the staircase you need to escape the dungeon grabbing the fox girl again you rush towards the stair case and head up.

Lonely Cave F2

You reach the second floor of the cave, if it is even the same cave. It seems much more... sinister somehow. It is defiantly harder to see.

"I thought you said we had to get to the stairs"
"We have to get to the bottom or top of the dungeon using stairs then we can leave."
Speaking of stairs, the previous set you climbed has now disappeared.

You are in a empty room with three pathways to the north, south, and east.

>Go North
>Go South
>Go East

>>667498
>>Go South

>>667503

>South
>Spooky music intensifies

>>667503
After a small trek you make it too a dead end room, there is a single Zubat sleeping on the ceiling, and there is some shiny coins on the ground.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>667513
Punch the zubat through the ceiling

>>667519
Waving your fists again you send another Vacuum Wave sending the force of your fist straight into the Zubat, crushing it between the force of your fist and the ceiling. It falls to the ground unconscious.

>Pick up the gold
>Inspect Zubat
>Head North again

>>667550
>Pick up gold
>Ask how many floors this dungeon has.

>>667552
Getting on your hands and knees you begin to pick up the gold from the ground like the dirty poor person you are. As you scavenge the room you decide to make idle conversation with the Fennekin who still has trouble believing what she has seen so far.
"So how many floors are in this dungeon."
Snapping out of her stupor she responds "Well normally once you reach floor BF4 we could escape, but now we are going up so I don't know..."
That is somewhat concerning, how long might you be here?

>Try to encourage/comfort her
>Continue Northwards

>>667571
>>Try to encourage/comfort her
Come on we're doing great.

>>667571
>Try to encourage her.

>Come on we've been doing great considering we have no prior experience. If we keep this up we'll be out of here in no time you big baby.

>Head Pat

>>667571
>>667578
>>667580

Why not both? We can walk and talk

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>>667578
"Don't worry."
She looks up at you confused.
"We'll get out, we can probably get out around floor 4 up, or we might find stair cases back down. Maybe we'll find one of those escape orbs you were talking about."
She looks at you for a moment digesting what you said.
"Yeah. Yeah! You're right! We CAN get out of here, this is just a training dungeon. Its nothing for a future guild master and her partner!"
Partner?

>Agree
>Refute

>>667594
>Agree

>>667594
>Wait hold on I'm the partner here? If anything I'm the dashing leader!

>>667597
"Yeah! We'll get out of here in no time if we keep this up!"
You place your hand on her head. "And when we get out of here I'll make sure we make it to the top and you become the new guild master! You big baby."
You don't even need to look at her but you feel the heat of embarrassment coming radiating from your hands position. At least you think that's embarrassment, it could easily be rage or something else.
"Come on, race you to the end!" you run off to the room north, fox in tow.

>North
>East

>>667626
>North
Let's win this secret dungeon.

>>667635
You rush north with boundless energy, coming across a room with a Geodude and two Zubats. an item lays on the floor.

Pick an attack for and target for each team member and roll 2d20 to see how they do.

Your moves:
???
???
Vacuum Wave (Fighting)
Quick Attack (Normal)

Fennekin's Moves:
Scratch (Normal)
Tail Whip
Ember (Fire)
Psybeam (Psychic)

Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)

>>667651
>Vacuum wave geodude
>Ember a zubat

Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)

>>667658
Supporting

>>667658
>Ember instead of psybeam
You moron, we could have dealt with the zubat in one hit with psybeam!

>>667662
What part of first roll is all that I am using for now do you not understand.

>>667658
Forming a familiar vacuum you send the force towards the Geodude who while damaged, doesn't seem too fazed by the attack.
Your partner seems to be doing slightly better as she lets loose fire onto one of the Zubat doing decent damage and even burning it in the process.

Describe your dodge (Roll 2d20 to see how well you dodge the rolls above)

>>667695
Shit, thanks /qst/
Well just roll anyway to see how well your dodge works out.

Rolled 16, 11 = 27 (2d20)

>>667695
>Rolls above.
Nice invisible dice.


Anyways.

We can obviously use our superior Pokemon agility to dodge behind them.

>>667703
The rock tries to lift itself up and throw itself in a crude Tackle, but is to slow and you easily move out of way. The two Zubat harass your partner using leech life, while not too effective your partner is unable to fend them off as they keep in close to make it difficult to aim.

Geodude, Zubat (Brn), Zubat

Choose a target, attack/action, and roll 2d20

Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>667718
>Another vacuum wave on geodude
>Psybeam on unburnt zubat.

>>667721
Your Vacuum Wave aim is wide and you out right miss the stationary target. Your partner, or possible leader, blasts the non-burnt Zubat away with a powerful Psybeam knocking it out completely.

Roll 2d20 to dodge

>>667727

>>667727
Dice+2d20
>Laugh at the geodude and hopefully taunt it into focusing us instead of our new "leader"

>>667743
>>667745
One job

Rolled 13, 18 = 31 (2d20)

>>667745
how could I have possibly fucked that up.

>>667750
The Geodude continues its assault and you take some damage. Fennekin dodges the Zubat's ragged movements nicking it with her claws. It soon faints from the burn damage.

You know the drill, pick attacks and targets and roll

Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>667762
Use >???< (and pray to god it's low kick.)
Use Psybeam

>>667766
Despite yourself you feel the raw animalistic urge to bite the damn rock. And with luck on your side you don't break any of your teeth, even knocking the thing unconscious from the pain.

>Loot the items
>Leave and head to the east room

>>667773
Time to loot shit!

>>667773
>Loot items.
Please let it be good.

Also we have bite now.

>>667776
You find a Orb and a Seed, might want to check with someone more experienced before you try and use them. Both of you carrying your hard earned prize from the fight you make your way back and to the east into an empty room with a stair case.

Climbing the stair case you make your way into the to the an empty floor with a single large statue in the middle.
"A resting area! We can leave from here!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, all we need to do is head back."
"Cool! But what about the rest of the dungeon?"
"I don't know, we don't have any equipment that we normally would have and something about it doesn't feel right... we could come back later though."

>Continue
>Leave

>>667791
>Leave
Many a noobs have died doing a dungeon unprepared.
Plus we proved we aren't weak shit.

>>667791
>Leave
We've done enough for today.

>>667796
Living to fight another day seems like a good plan. You retreat, the way you came, to find yourself back in the same room with the crack in the wall you were before you entered the dungeon.

The Last Outing

Place: Lonely Cave
<???> Escaped the dungeon
Level 6

Riolu <???> (???) Level 6
???
Bite
Vacuum Wave
Quick Attack

Fennekin <???> (Blaze) Level 6
Scratch
Tail Whip
Ember
Psybeam


Sleeping to quest tomorrow night or Friday afternoon sounds like a good plan as well.

>End session 1

>>667810
It was good I like it keep it up!

>>667810
See you.
I enjoyed this.
Wondering about the question marks though.

>>667816
since the QM has gone to bed, I'll elaborate: We simply just don't know yet. We'll probably find out our name next session, and we'll probably find out Fennekin's name then too.

>>667816
Name, ability, and a move we don't know, but have. We are gonna decide the name tomorrow and the ability and move will be revealed as relevant, but if you dig a bit on Riolu you can probably figure them out. I think I have an idea for the partner's name and it will be revealed next session.

>>667830
Also don't tell Kirito I am awake.

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>>667830
>>667833

>>667901
Quest should start again tonight around 6ish if nothing goes wrong.

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>And we are back with session 2 of the thread, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride!

“We did it! We beat the dungeon!”
You decide against bursting your foxy friend’s bubble with the fact you SURVIVED a dungeon long enough to escape. Despite this fact you yourself feel some pride as well for how everything turned out. You think you could get used to this type of adventure, maybe not the potential dying, but if other dungeons were anything like that one you are sure to be fine.
You just stand there, basking in the glory that is victory as your partner jumps around cheering ‘we did it!’ over and over. That is until you notice someone standing in the doorway of the dungeon entrance room, and they do not look happy. Soon your vulpine friend notices the intense glare of the new member of your little party, before shrinking away behind you.

It’s one furious fox.

“You have no idea how much trouble you both are in.”
She sounds calm, but you can just FEEL the anger seeping out of her words.

>Write in something to try and save yourself from an ass whipping

>>669288

> We thought we heard someone stuck in there and then we got stuck!

>>669288
Oops I forgot my tripmeme.

>>669434
“We though- Woah!”

You are cut off before you could even get into your half assed excuse as you feel an invisible force pick you up. You attempt to struggle but it’s worthless without any surface to gaining some kind of leverage and you end up flailing pointlessly.

Fennekin seems to have already accepted her fate as she just limply looks at the ground as you two are floated away. This seems to be a familiar occurrence to her, like she either knows not to struggle and make it worse or that it is pointless to struggle in the first place.

You are taken through the maze like pathways until you reach a room, hopefully not some kind of punishment room. Once brought forcefully inside you are practically tossed onto some kind of bed of hay where you actually can get a look of the room. Shelves line the walls with many bottles and containers holding ingredients and liquids. The center of the room seems to be some kind of shallow fire pit strangely enough, you couldn’t make out any kind of air outlet for any kind of smoke. One end of the room has a simple desk with notes strewn about while the other seems more for some kind of prep, the prep table has all kinds of tools on or hanging around it that you would see in a kitchen. You also notice a few cauldrons of varying sizes stacked in the corners of the room, all big enough to fit you inside… and the only exit is blocked by an angry magic fox wizard.

Maybe now would be a good time to panic.

>What do?

>>669444
>>What do?
Punch wall

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>669457

backing

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>669457
>>669444

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>669462
testing dice gods

Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)

>>669466
I too would like to test the rng

>>669444
>Panic.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>669492
seconding that

>>669457
>>669461
Like the rest of the thread it is the first roll and action only.

Getting up you storm towards the nearest wall in an attempt to smash it down. Unfortunately, the still very angry fox that still exists doesn't seem to want you to stand up while she scolds you.

You find yourself floating towards fox mom and quickly but into a position with your hindquarters completely open and your tail being yanked painfully up by the psychic power.

"Eep!" You sque- I mean yell out in manly surprise! Your butt stings immensely as you were just spanked. Looking back you see the still calmly furious Delphox holding long stick. She doesn't seem even close to finished.

>Roll to withstand the pain and not cry like a baby again

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>669513

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>669513

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>669513
>>Roll to withstand the pain and not cry like a baby again

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>669513

> "Harder"

>>669531
voting for this

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>>669531

>>669513
When will we cry like a man?
We cry like a baby.

>>669531
This desu

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>>669525
>mfw these rolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bZkLr5bTU

Your wails of tears and pain echo through the caves as you completely lose control of yourself. Your partner can only watch in horror as you are smacked over and over. Time seems to lose meaning as you lose track of how many swats you receive. By the end of it you a bumbling mess, nothing but the heat of pain comes from your cheeks. You can barely make a coherent thought before you are place back down on the hay bed.

You let out another heavy sob mixed with a hiss of pain as your ass touches the makeshift bed and you quickly position yourself in a ball on your side trying to protect your sore spot without touching it.

The Delphox sighs a bit as she lectures your partner for a bit. You are really no longer in a right state of mind and can barely understand the exchange. Soon you cry yourself to sleep.

Again.

You wake in the room you were discipl- viciously and unjustly attacked. While the burning of your cheeks has died a bit, you can still clearly feel it.

"Oh your finally awake."

Faster than you thought possible you are up on your feat, hands covering your sensitive area as you hope to some deity the pain won't continue. There sits the phox from earlier, calmly sitting on a stool nearby the desk. You can no longer feel the seething rage rolling off her so you assume she isn't AS angry as before, but you keep yourself protected just in case.

"I have something for that if you want me to stop the pain."

>Dig in your heels, you don't want this madwoman near your behind again
>Allow her to heal you
>Write in punch wall will be discarded

>>669615
>>Write in punch wall will be discarded
Punch Ceiligng

>>669615
>Dig in your heels.

>>669617
Snakes will now be discarded

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>669615

> Refuse and go train by punching rocks

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>669617
rolling for it

>>669615
>Allow her to heal you

>>669615
>Allow her to heal you

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>>669617
You decide attempt to jump up and attempt to punch your way way out of this awkward situation. You reach the ceiling and give a good solid punch, shame unlike a mystery dungeon this is a solid wall with nothing behind it. you fall on your ass and quickly regret any decision you have ever made. You barely contain your tears cry baby as pain flares from your buttocks.

Delphox just looks at you like an idiot "Anyway... do you want my help or not? I may not be a Chansey but I'm very experienced in brewing healing salves."

>Reject
>Accept

>Come to think of it, what's our name, anyway?
>And what is our companion's name?

>>669659
>Reject
>Stick your tongue out at her.

>>669659
>Accept

>>669659
>Accept

Swallow our pride. At this point it's been established that we're a whiny crybaby bitch.

>>669660

> Saitama

Companion

> Josephine

>>669659
>Accept

>>669659
Can we at least be a character that is a shit out of combat but is actually kinda good when a fight starts?

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>>669664

"Keep acting like that and you may end up worse than a slightly sore bum."

Slightly sore? You decide to maybe show a bit more respect to the magic fox woman.

"Well mister manly man, if you feel like you won't break down crying we can figure some things out."
Your face heats up a bit at the insult but you hold your tongue.

"First of all, what is your name?"

>Write in a name

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>669659
rolling to prevent cry

>>669683
saitama

>>669683

Luka

>>669683
Sai

>>669683
>>Write in a name
Saitama

>>669689
This

>>669689
This

>>669689
>>669693
I refuse to sully the name of Saitama with this pussy ass crybaby so this wins.

>>669697
>Pussy ass crybaby.
I blame the rolling system
First roll will screw us consistently.

>>669702

See >>667359
>>667409
>>667766

All first rolls

>>669624
Seconded

>>669707
I disagree with this system highly, however you're the qm and can thus do whatever you want.

>>669707
Yea I doubt we'll be able to keep that up.

It'll be fun to watch when the shit rolls inevitably come though.

Maybe I'm just being pessimistic.

Your system though so do what you want.

>>669723
>>669727
I'll probably add more rolls and change it to voting as we get more people, but for now its first come first serve.

"My name... My name is Luka." Somehow you feel as though that is your name. Although you still can't remember anything else.

"Okay Luka, now where is your mom and dad?"
"I... I don't know..."
Her face softens a bit. "Where did you last see them?"
"I don't remember."
"We are a guild, we could probably find them if you give us any defining features."
"I... I'm sorry I don't remember anything."
"Sweetie..."

She closes in on you before picking you up and holding you close. It feels strange being held like this, not bad, but weird.

"You can stay with me and Alice for while we look for your family if you want."
"Alice?"
"My daughter, the girl you were exploring with."

>Stay with Alice and her mother
>Be a faggot and still stay with her and her mother
>Seriously this is the only option to progress the story, you've passed all the flags for any other partner

>>669751
>>Seriously this is the only option to progress the story, you've passed all the flags for any other partner
I like this option

>>669751
>Let's stay here and spend the night at least. It's not like Mrs. Delphox is going to let us run off until we rebuild the guild anyway.

>>669751
>Give up on exploring dungeons.
What are we a Faget?

>Progress the story.

>>669751

> Can we dedicate ourselves to making the guild strong like Mr Alakazam?

I wanna be his sucessor.

>>669751
Stay with Phoxmom.

Can she bake a mean cinnamon-butterscotch pie?

>>669795
But anon we won't get the golden ending if we stay.

We'll just constantly have some inner voice try to force us along the plot.

>>669795
According to the GM, she's a soup witch, not a pastry witch

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>>669754
>>669755

"Fine, Alice said we'd be guild members after we beat the dungeon so I probably should stay."
She doesn't seem to happy about the that factoid, but she doesn't comment and just holds you close to herself. Singing sweet nothings into your ear and holding you close to her chest. You can't tell what that look on her face is, regret maybe?

The sound of her heart beat soon makes you slip out of the world of the awake.

End of Prologue

Team <???>
Money: 16 gold
Items on hand:
1x ??? Orb
1x ??? Seed

Riolu <Luka> (???) Level 6
???, Bite, Vacuum Wave, Quick Attack

Fennekin <Alice> (Blaze) Level 6
Scratch, Tail Whip, Ember, Psybeam

Current Goals:
Return our memories
Restore the guild
Get stronger to beat the secret cave in the guild's training area
Help Alice become guild leader

>Session 2 end
Sorry if its a bit short, but I'd like more time to prepare for our first official job. We'll probably start again tomorrow around 2pm and now would be a good time for feedback and telling me if you think we should change to voting and best of 3 rolls.

>>669818
Voting should be popular vote.
(With leeway for OP to strike down completely retarded options obviously.)
And yes to best of three.

>>669830
This I can get behind, fuck you snake

>>669802
I know, but I wanna get a bit comfy before setting out on our adventure.

>>669830
Seconding changes.

>>669830
I would like to third these changes.
>>669836
Also, this.

>>669836
I concur with this. I left Kayaba's quest for many reasons including retarded suggestions like his.

>>672430
A shame, the quest was good until people got rewarded for their autism.

>>672514
I just really dislike how the entire premise of the quest radically changed. Like, it went from SAO to jumper with little to no warning. Anyway, I'm gonna avoid talking about it now since this isn't the thread to do that. I'm interested in where this quest is going since I'm a fan of PMD.

>>672579
>Where this quest is gonna go.
Ideally to wherever we become a badass lucario.
And where we stop crying like a pansy.

>>672430
>>672514
>>672579
I may occasionally award autism if it isn't a constant flow and they get a high roll. Otherwise I'll probably ignore or veto it, or even accept it but make nothing come out of it (see when we punched a solid ceiling with a 19). Now that we are a voting system it will probably be harder for autism to completely take over.

Also to maintain some speed of the session I will make the votes 10-20 (may change after I get a feel of how many people are actually voting) minutes after the initial post, or the first to get three votes. Whichever comes first.

Also now whenever you roll it will be the highest of the first 3 rolls.

I may make some different rules for combat, but for now lets just keep it simple and see how it works.

Session 3 is about to start as well, let me just type some last shit and we can start this.

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>>672618
That wall punching thing was retarded in the dungeon.
But hey I got a 20 and it let us escape faster so I'm over it really.

So let's continue our rise to being manly.

>>672618
Awesome, I like PMD, and as long as autism is kept in moderation it should be alright.

>Session 3 Start

You awake again, in a different room this time. The room you previously were placed in after falling down that steep incline. At least you think it is, they all looked pretty similar and empty when you checked them last. Your bum thankfully is no longer sore from the beating it took. Actually it feels almost as if nothing happened to it in the first place?

Did that Phox touch your bum when you said no? For some reason shiver at the thought of that.

Sitting up you notice a somewhat large book nearby your bed. The title reading "Exploration Essentials". Was this here for you?

>Pick up and- urgh- read
>Pick up and explore
>Read and walk (Roll to see how effective)
>Write in that has nothing to do with punching

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>672638
>Read and walk
Let's see how many things we did wrong in dungeon exploration.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>672638
>Read and walk

>>672638
Read and walk

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>672638
>>Read and walk

>>672651
You try to read and walk as you go down the seemingly endless corridors of the guild. You were halfway through a page about orbs when you end up lightly bumping into a wall. While nothing is hurt you feel as though you aren't getting anywhere.

Literally somehow you ended up back to where you started... You think... Everything in here looked maddeningly similar. You try to push away the bad thoughts of somehow the guild itself turning into the dungeon. or the walls closing in around you. Are those flames starting to burn out? It feels like its getting darker.

You are not lost, you definitely are not lost.

You're lost.

>Continue trying to walk and read (Roll with a -1 penalty from minor stress)
>Forget reading and try and find a way out (Roll -1)
>Sit down and focus on reading, it could calm your nerves.

Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>672667
>Continue trying to walk and read.
Believe in the dice gods.

And excuse me while I try to subtract one from my roll. It's retarded.

Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>672667
>Continue trying to walk and read (Roll with a -1 penalty from minor stress)

>>672645
>>672646
>>672651
>>672669
>>672676
Change to best of 3 they said, it will make shit rolls happen less they said. The dice gods are not pleased.

>>672676
messed up with the penalty but doesn't matter anyway.

>>672686
Eh I've been on a streak of shit rolls.

No system can stop dice god fuckery.

Still got 1 more roll boyos

Rolled 14 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>672713
Well if you're letting one of us roll again taste this sweet one.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>read and walk

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>>672719
>>672720
Dice gods pls

>>672720
That's the bonus kek this system gives.
When the slow anon rolls a crit.

>>672719

Despite trying your hardest you can't seem to get your bearings. You finally are outright completely lost and you are starting to panic heavily. You read the pages to distract yourself from the sense of dread that comes with being lost, but you just see words on a page, no form of coherent thought is given to you from the text. Panic begins to set in as you cross what you are sure is the same pathway you were just in. The only difference you can tell as of now is the flames are definitely weaker. The darkness whispers your fears as you begin to see the shadow of something creep out of sight.

>Follow the shadow
>Run
>Call for help
>Write in

>>672745
>Follow the Shadow

What could possibly go wrong?

>>672745
>Follow shadow

>>672752
>>672793

Despite your better judgement you suck up your fear and follow the shadow you saw. The closer you get the more you are certain you here whispers.

It seems the shadow has noticed your presence, and you hear a distinct giggle above the whispers as it speeds up its pace. You rush to keep up as she leads you through the maze. As you round a corner you last saw here you are met with a dead end. No shadow, nothing but the eerie dim touches at the end of the hall's dead end.

>Leave it might be a trap, or just your imagination
>Inspect dead end, there has to be some kind of secret passage
>Write in

>>672843
>Inspect dead end, there has to be some kind of secret passage.

Is it possible we've been sucked into another dungeon?
Either that or someone is screwing with us.

>>672855

You walk forward and inspect the smooth walls for some kind of discrepancy. Something, anything that could explain the disappearance of the Pokemon from earlier. The walls are completely smooth, and the torch at the end more or less a normal. Were you just hallucinating?

As you ponder the possibility of madness, the flames lighting the dead end and surrounding hallways snuff out. Leaving you in pitch darkness. You here the familiar giggling and the whispers return full force. Hell they aren't even whispers anymore they feel like they are screaming in your ears!

>Write in

>>672918
>Write in
Use ??? Orb

>>672918
Supporting this
>>672933

Desperate times and all that.

>>672918

>Kick directly behind us.

>>672933
>>672938
You quickly take out your orb, you have no idea what it is or how to use it, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You think the book said it had to be smashed to be used? Or was it a specific type of orb? Regardless you throw the orb to your feat. The orb shatters sending a wave around you.

...

Why can't you move?

IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO PANIC, YOU ARE COMPLETELY FROZEN. YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR BODY!

"That wasn't a smart plan." A female voices her opinion behind you. You'd turn to face her, but you currently are stuck.
"You are supposed to throw that into a room and it will petrify everyone in it, not at your feat." she definitely sounds closer than before, but you can't hear any foot steps coming from here.

"hehe, its been a while since I've had a plaything this cute~" She whispers into your ear. You'd flinch away from the invasion of your personal space, but you are currently rooted in your spot.

>Roll to try and break free of the petrify early

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>672988
Rolling for stronk.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>672988
>If nat20: "Not today, lewd thoughts!"
>Otherwise: whine uncomfortably like the little bitch we are

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>672988

>>672997
>>673006
>>673014

Man, this best of three doesn't really help us.

>>672997
>>673006
>>673014

You try and force your body to move, do anything to stop her from "playing" with you. Fortunately you break free!... partially.

Your left arm has regained its movement slightly, and you can kind of move it slightly. Nothing that can stop her, but maybe if you could just get her close enough for your iron grip...

She giggles again and begins to poke and prod your body, with no apparent rhyme or reason, sometimes it feels as though she can touch multiple parts of your body at the same time. Some just light pokes, others jittery jabs into your sides, and some tickling. All you can do for now is silently grunt and giggle as she toys with you. You can't even flinch away.

"So what, I wonder, is a little boy like you doing out here..." She knows you can't answer but you know she is to the left of you now.

>Try and grab her with your slightly mobile arm (Roll)
>Try and use Vacuum Wave with your arm (Roll)
>Continue and attempt to break free of petrify (Roll)

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>673032
Time to try and break out. On the inevitable fail, continue to whine.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>673032

>Continue and attempt to break free of petrify.

She's to our left, but we don't know how far away she is or how fast.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>673032
>Continue to try and break free

>>673068
>>673071
>>673110

You get more of a feeling into you your arm, enough to where you know you can preform vacuum wave or grab something. As for- OH GOD IS THAT A TONGUE IN YOUR LEFT EAR OH SHIT FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

>Grab the girl
>Vacuum Wave
>Write in

>>673145
>Whine uncomfortably while shivering because we just got licked and that makes us paralyzed, clearly.

>>673145
>Grab the girl
Not liking creepy tongue girl

Gonna grab some food while I wait for votes on this, be back in half an hour or so

>>673145
>Grab the girl

>>673199
She could be into some kinky stuff tho.

>>673276
Yeah but we are literally a baby.
Not the right age to tease someone like that.

>>673145

>Grab the girl