>>670209
Time for whooping Gaara's ass.

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WHO'S READY TO TAKE GAARA OUT on a date

>>670209
Wargle I have ordered pizza and have a 6 pack of bourbon. It's like 2pm

I am ready.

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>>670209
time to kick and or caress Gaara all over the arena

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LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE ANONS

wew

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>>670221
I wonder if he likes glass sculptures

shame he wont get to see his

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>>670225
drunkanon, have you not learned your lesson? pls

I'm about to be buttfucked by Matthew
Fuck me I guess

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>>670228

>>670242
But... but I work as a night auditor (11pm-7am) I have to be day drunk... it's like a rule or something.

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>>670228

We might not even fight Gaara.

We may have to face off against Sasuke.

Sasuke trained by Guy.

>>670246
Australian right?

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>>670228

>>670248
Get ready for weights being dropped

>>670248
No that's after this fight

>>670249
Why I never! Yes

>>670248
Gaara's our next match, sauce would be after that since he's on the other side of the bracket.

>>670248
Isn't gaara our next match according to the bracket?

>>670244
Were are you anon? Aparently its pretty much over for us in south florida

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>>670228

>>670248
We still do have to face garaa
Then we have to face either a third Jinjurchi(fuck my spelling skills) or we face sauce
It's just better to forfeit if we beat garaa

>>670253
SA here wad up nigga

>>670257
I live in central
I'm a lucky fucker tho
I'm not in a evac zone
So unless he pulls a Charlie and decides he didn't fuck us enough I should be fine

>>670257
sheeeet mang, I'm glad I got off the east cost after sandy vag I'm actually not, Texas isn't what its cracked up to be hope you survive the coming days

>>670267
Mah nigga, NSW here. Mid-north coast, digging the weather, perfect Gara killing weather.

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>>670271
Its fine anon it barely even hit us so far, I'm by Miami so its not a big deal. If it didn't swerve north though it would have been much worse

I'm thinking that when we fight Gaara, go full bore as soon as Genma says "Begin".
Afterglow shinshun our fist right in to his face, knock him flat, put the chakra swords in both his legs and melt them, jump up and let fly with our most powerful steller technique. Glass the whole damn field if we have to, but save enough chakra so we don't past the fuck out. He'll either be down for the count, or he'll transform and be disqualified. Though Tsuki doesn't know he'll transform under great stress, the Kage's know and they won't let him go on a rampage. But we'll have to forfiet to saucebaws in the final, if we're too wiped out.

And where in the fuck did the numbers go for legacy captcha? It's all fucking words now.

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>>670228

>>670251
>>670252
>>670254
>>670255
>>670262

...Whoops. You guys are right. I forgot what the bracket looked like.

>>670279
Yeah we were lucky in that regard
The Bahamas got ripped like 15 new assholes when it went through them

>>670280
My suggestion is similar but its send in an afterglow clone to puncture his lungs with chakra boosted swords and then explode on him.

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After bidding farewell to Nori, you began the walk back to the arena. With the final three matches coming up, the streets seem even less populated than before. The arena is probably close to bursting- the matches are certainly higher profile than the last exam could offer.

Besides, when they have you as the main attraction, who could stay away? Ohohohohohoho!~

You try to keep your sudden burst of laughter quiet, though the entire situation is far too entertaining.

As you approach the arena, though, your mood falls a bit; you notice an ANBU Squad leaving the arena via some secret access panel- the four of them quickly bounding rooftop after rooftop.

Did something happen? You hadn’t noticed anything odd in the city….

For a moment, you consider tailing them, but then-

“Will Gaara and Tsuki Norihime please report to the arena! You have 10 minutes!”

Genma’s announcement.

Hmph… you suppose that you’ll just have to leave it in the ANBU’s hands.

>>670272
Midwest bro here. Fuck the hurricane. it's fucking up the weather here and threw my health outta wack. Can't hardly breathe. Or sleep. Or eat.

>>670280

First.

We start off by slapping his face for almost killing hinata.

>>670287
Yup only thing we might have to worry about is if it combines with that other tropical storm on the way back

>>670280
I don't think we have the chakra to do that right now
Unless dad has some super special experimental soldier pills

>>670293
It begins.jpeg

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~~~~~

The lobby of the arena is absolutely packed- the crowds have seemingly doubled since you left not even an hour ago.

Perfect. More eyes on you- and a truly wonderful audience.

As you walk towards the exit, you overhear some people gossiping.

“This will be the match to watch! That Gaara kid? I heard he killed like 30 genin during the second part of the exams. He’s crazy!”

“No, no, you’ve got it all wrong! His opponent is some sort of super-weapon designed by the Norihime Corporation! I heard she shoots lightning out of her eyes- and can control the weather! It’s crazy!

“Yeah, she is supposed to be super tough- though I wonder if she can take on Konoha’s Crimson and Black Hero? He’s supposed to be the promising shinobi of this generation! ….Even if he’s a bit lame.”

You go a little slackjawed- surely these people watched at least one of the other matches?

Do you…

1. Introduce yourself?

2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

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>>670287
>catagory 4
>130mph wings
>8-10 foot storm surge

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
Hurricane ain't but shit.

>>670305
1. Introduce yourself?

>>670294
Oh SA as in America, I thought it was a state in Australia. Hope the weather calms down for you guys, Hurricanes are fucked

>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?

wew lads

>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself!

heard that you were talkin shit

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Ok, so anons your opinions please. Instantly pop afterglow and create two clones.

>Real Tsuki
Makes it rain, nullifying the Sand Drizzle as it will clump, he can no longer trap us.

>Clone 1
Dive under Gaara's defense and stab him in the lungs before detonating on him

>Clone 2
Jump into the air and slam dunk a shooting star on his stunned ass.

this way he can't sub out either.

>>670299
I know we're low on chakra. We just need to burn almost all of it to either knock him down and out, or have him flip out. Though Tsuki doesn't know about shukaku, she's smart enough to guess that there is something very wrong about the kid.

TL;DR
Burn nearly everything we got to take him down and stay standing after. He'll either stay down of flip out. Either way, we win.

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>>670305
>2.
Hmph mongrels

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Note to future self: Learn how to shoot lightning out of our eyes.

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670271
Texas best state.

I'm actually glad east coasters are about to get buttfucked by Mathew considering how much drama queen bullshit came from them pertaining to the last one that blew through there.

It's like, fuck, Houston gets drowned so hard people die pretty much every year and we rarely bitch about it, hearing them say shit like "I've gotta stock up on bottled water, it's gonna get rough =^), you guys remember 9/11?" because of that category 1 over the summer was annoying as fuck.

Practically begging for it, hope they enjoy some category 4.

I hope the chill easterners in this thread make it out alright though.

>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?
May as well flaunt ourselves, maybe sign some autographs.

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
use time more wisely

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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Just walk past them.

And.

Hairflip.

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Begin plans for Mecha Tsuki

>>670305
>1
>>670306
It's a super rape train i luckily live in a place we're it'll likely not do that much damage
But if RULES OF NATURE take over,oh boy that is going to be a gigantic blood bath

>>670305
may a well play to our image
>1.

>>670313
It's Category 4 and is currently putting its foot up Florida's collective ass right about now.

>>670305
>2

>>670305
>1.

>>670305
2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

For god's sake !ets start the fight a!ready.

>>670298
And then us west coast Floridians will get in on the fun. We just need to deflect it using the two special techniques every Floridian is taught from birth: Moqsuito Cyclone no Jutsu, and Gator Form no Jutsu. That hurricane won't stand a chance.

>>670325
I'm in a stone dorm I should be just fine. Plenty of faggots here though who stocked up on shit even though we know the school wouldn't let us die

>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?
We have plenty of time. Keep the fans entertained!

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670317
I like this plan, it's a little extreme but given what's going on I think it's worth it

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Mongrels.

Writing~

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670341
If nuclear war ever happens Florida is going to be a death swamp in like a month

I fucking love that swamp

Keeping all the mad max out while we set there and pet our pet crocodile

Soflo here I am scheduled to work tomorrow morning at publix. They called me today to tell me not to come in and close but said nothing about tomorrow. I pray nothing terrible happens.

>>670368
It's okay anon, we'll make sure Tsuki is scarred for life.

>>670325
I'm just glad it's gonna miss Virginia.

>>670362
>Implying you swamp niggers wouldn't just pimp out air boats and weaponize gators.

A post-apocalyptic Florida would make fucking amazing.

>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

>>670362
Hey, no one will even want to fuck with us. It's not like anyone will want to go into the death swamp. We can wait out the nuclear holocaust and once the smoke clears, the gator people can march out of the swamp and rule supreme.

>>670379
put lasers on top of Gator heads.

>>670342
I got class canceled for a week last spring because the city was flooded.

People were literally floating around on mattresses in the suburbs. Practically nobody complained about it in any medium though, it had like no presence on the internet at all because we suck it up and get over it as a fact of life.

I don't know, hearing about it like its the apocalypse is just really grating considering how every day and blase we are about it here.

>>670372
I am staying in the thread as much as I can probably latest I will be here being 3 or 4 am, I don't need sleep. We are going to win! Or have sensei save us.
>>670379
That sounds terrifying I wouldn't play a fallout Florida. Imagine a post apocalyptic Disney world with huge radgators.

That hurricane is a hero, do you know how much election coverage it's killed? I can actually have the goddamn news on in my house.

>>670390
People are faggots anon, I knew nothing was going to happen at all but some people treated it as though we were getting hit head on by a 5

>>670379
Oh shit I forgot the most important part giant mosquitos carrying deadly viruses that we have complete immunity to cause of living in the swamp for generations
Also mile long sneks
Can still only barely kill a croc tho

So short of a string of +90 rolls how the fuck do we beat Sauske?

>>670325
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against Texas specifically, I just miss my old neighborhood and some of the regional foods.
Some people be bitches I guess.
Glad I'm not in Huston though, you've got an average humidity of what, something like 70%? that can't be healthy, even discounting all of the severe weather you guys get.

btw,finally working on that concept for flame patterned clothing I was asked to do last thread.

Do the anons have any suggestions for what they wanna see on Tsuki for this?

>>670407
Roll to seduce. It worked on Gaara and this sauce is pure like the driven snow.

>>670407
seduce him

he talks the talk but he doesn't know how to walk the walk

>>670410
Full on Guy Fiera.

>>670407
Flash him, or fuck up his speed advantage by ruining the ground with holes so he can't go full out without tripping in a hole and breaking his ankle

>>670410
Sleepy Tsuki nightie and her large cuddy toy Yume

>>670407
Flash him in stella mode so only he and sensi can see and then punch him in the head whilst he is stunned

>>670410
Super saiyan blue. (Afterglow)

>>670407
We literally can't
He could rek is on a good day
We have piss poor chakra right now
The only real reason we're fighting garaa is vengeance
I say forfeit to sauce

>>670415
he 8g8s the walk anon

>>670410
Tsuki with a fabulous full length white fur coat

No flashing. If we get there ignore really depends on how we are doing chakra wise.

>>670408
Humidity climbs to the 80+% range during the night, but generally it stays at a nice 20-40% while the sun is shining during the day.

We don't have a lot of stagnant water standing around here though, the ground is pretty flat and it evaporates pretty fast because of the heat, so we don't really have mosquito problems at least.

Food rots incredibly quickly, sweat refuses to evaporate, and people get frizzy hair, that's all it really means.

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>>670417
I will set aside canvas space just for this

>>670440
this is why god has forsaken us

>>670272
Dude I did mean SA as in south australia, it's a little crowed in here.

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>>670410

>>670419
That's a good idea.

>>670425
>>670407
Afterglow + Stellar clones = bad time for taijutsu specialists.
With enough fire, explosions, lasers, and lightning we can fill the stadium with PAIN while he's distracted trying to figure out how to fist-fight a nuclear explosion.

It'll be over real quick either way, as the second we run low on chakra we'll get shrekt. But before that happens I think we can take him. It all comes down to whether we can blitz him hard enough right at the start of the match.

>>670451
Oh right, I mixed up your post with someone elses, never mind

Not saying Fuu is gonna win, but if she does. What're our plans to beat her?

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You don’t have time for these fools.

As you walk by, you flip your hair with one hand, whilst keeping the other on your blade’s hilt.

Walking toward the Arena’s passageway, you naturally draw attention to yourself.
“Wait, there she is! Tsuki Norihime!” somebody shouts.

There’s a large murmuring amongst the crowd- until one of those gossip’s voices audible over the rest.

“You lied! You said she was supposed to be a ten foot tall giant wreathed in storm!”

“Eheheh… I had only heard that… maybe it was that her fury was like the storm itself?”

“Those aren’t even close to similar, you idiot!”

You leave the simpering dolts to their confusion. As you walk down the passage, you can see Gaara, already waiting for you in the arena itself.

Seems he knows not to keep a lady waiting, at least.

Strutting onto the battlefield, you whistle sharply. Your personal orchestra earns its pay, heralding your arrival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

A thunderous uproar of cheers is what greets you- seems they are perfectly willing to embrace you now, despite whatever misgivings they may have had during your battle against Sai.

Pausing briefly, you give the audience a spin and a slight bow, which elicits even more uproarious cheering. Afterwards, you continue on, arms outstretched.

You’re giving these people the gift of Tsuki, and they love it.

Gaara’s scowling face is unmoved by your display- not that you expected him to be. That dusty backwater he’s from wouldn’t know refinement if fell into their lap!

As the music begins to wind down, you straighten your outfit, and beam towards Gaara. He seems to be clenching his jaw.


“You are….. exhausting.” he says, voice barely audible.

“Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.” You sneer back.

Something seems to strike a nerve as the lines on Gaara’s face deepen- he doesn’t respond.

>>670469
Apply fire directly to bugs

>>670459
I was thinking if he puts us under a genjutsu and we do manage too break out of it we should bluff him, bring him in close and then nail him with something. also Sasuke is taking on Shikamaru's curse, if we win he's always fighting girls.

>>670459
So basically our entire chance of winning is based off of rushing him at the start right?
We need to do good on those rolls then he's lost
If we fail to bring him down or we miss something critical we have to forfeit shika style

>>670440
Thank you, based drawfag. Don't forget the frosted drill tips.

>>670469
Forfeit, I don't think we have received reserves for it. Speaking of which we shouldn't start the match with Gaara with afterglow we will burn through our reserves quickly.

>>670437
It's shitty in Georgia during the summer. Any time it rains 2 states away the humidity stays in the 80%+ range for weeks and the lowest I've ever seen the temperature was 75, and that was only for half a day. Sometimes it gets so bad the state government puts out warnings that anyone with breathing problems should be careful since it gets so hard to breathe with the air so thick with moisture and pollen filling up the rest.

>>670479
we trained to resist genjutsu, and his sharingan in particular. so a bluff like that might be worth considering.

>>670473
>“Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.” You sneer back.

aw shit

>>670473
>Talking about Gaara's mother
Goddamn it Tsuki

>>670479
Any plan that starts with "get genjutsued by a sharingan" is a bad plan.

>>670486
..are you suggesting we draw this out? We need to end this really, really fast.

with either...
>>670317
or
>>670280

>>670473
>Bringing up Gaara's mom

I think we fucked up.

>>670437
Thanks for the info, I'll have to stop in some time and see what the city's got going for it

>>670473
Tsuki: ur mum lol
Garra: 'angry face'

>Super Hard Mode activated!

>>670473
>We mentioned his mother
Oh no
We activated hard mode
We made having friendship even harder
We made husbandoing him harder

>>670473
>Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.

Is Tsuki retarded? Does she have brain problems? She, above others, should know to never insult family members for they may not be among the living. (like Tsuki's own mother)

So many people throwing in the towel before the previous match has started much less the actual match with sasuke.

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>>670473
>my art

I am honored, Wargle

>>670510

She doesn't know his mom's dead.

>>670500
oh we fucked up hard

>>670508
maybe when he tells us about it we can share how our mother died bringing us into this world too.

>>670473
you'd think we'd give some pause before shittalking peoples moms so quick.

>>670508
>husbandoing the psycho

It's an even worse idea than the noodle stand one.

>>670510
she doesn't read the manga dewd

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>>670510
You should be very well aware that Tsuki is a massive hypocrite. Also, she has no idea on the status of his mother- it was a passing quip.

>>670518
That's a good point, yeah. For all her Tsuki-ness, you'd think she'd be a little more sensitive to that sort of thing.

>>670526
I love her so

>>670526
>You should be very well aware that Tsuki is a massive hypocrite.

This is true.

This is so true.

>>670521
Worked out just fine with Clemmy

>>670514
>>670522
She doesn't have to directly know. She is smart enough to guess that many shinobi from any village has a good chance of being a one parent household. She is a Norihime. She is better than 90% of everybody. She should know better.

>>670526
it's jokes wargle, we know Tsuki will do nearly anything for the bantz

>>670539
>She doesn't have to directly know.

She does.

Plus >>670526

>>670459
Stellar clones work once, afterward he will just pop them with a kunai. And Afterglow gives +1 speed and +.5 strength. VS a guy trained by Guy, with a sharingan who was already canonically fast.

>>670537
Well that's because it was Roarke Starwind and he actually gets good rolls.

>>670521
Oh yea
Not entirely behind the husbando unless he gets over his murderboner
Even if that dose happen he may just not leave the village

>>670517
They can both join the 'My Mom Died In Childbirth Because My Dad Wanted To Create A Super Weapon' club and hang out.

>>670526
Ill add it to the list of hidden and ambiguous character traits.
I'm not mad mind you, but misinterpretations of Tsuki's character has caused huge arguments and a lot of butt hurt

Ok...BATTLE PLANS
>>670317
>>670280

Anyone got any other ideas?

>>670549
Tsuki gets pretty good rolls on diplomacy usually though.
not crazy shit like MSPQ but still pretty good.

>>670526

While this is true im sad cause if Gaara was any less gaara we'd have had.

>Your mother should have told you to be more polite.

>Your mother should have told you to not give people headaches.

>...
Then both of them collapse to the floor crying about family members they will never know.

>>670563
Didn't we fail our roll to talk to Gaara last time? And I think getting good combat rolls to not get splattered by Gaara is more pressing right now, and Tsuki's combat roll record is far from the best.

>>670563
I have to wonder what our craziest roll was? Probably one shoting the Martians or just avoiding our power plant exploding

>>670563
Except we have trashed both of Gaara's, resorting to Wargle just really wanting to do the kissing scene one time and just pure bomb the other.

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>>670558
UNLEASH THE BUNNIES! Oh wait...

>>670569
Oh god that would have been priceless.

>>670473
>“You are….. exhausting.” he says,

awww...he's learning about girls

>>670577
Probably avoiding going nuclear. We got amazing rolls on fucking up the martians, but the random chance that went into not almost dying to the aloha snackbar then not dying was crazy.

>>670577

Remember when anon's roll killed our first sensei? That was pretty crazy.

You said crazy; you didn't say it had to be a *good* roll.

>>670596
And by "not almost dying" I mean not dying.

>>670603
What the fuck is wrong with me?

I cannot into words.

>>670473
>bringing up Gaara's mom.
Do you want to have a bad time, Tsuki? Because that's how you have a bad time

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>>670557
Massive may be an bit of overstatement, but Tsuki is a hypocrite. See: most of the recent interactions with Nori, getting mad at daddy and Danzo for keeping secrets, but lying to just about everyone about her dreams and the rabbits-

Tsuki is of the "Tsuki alignment". She does whatever she feels like is necessary at the time- even if it's something she'd condemned before.

She's a hypocrite- and also a young girl.

>>670615
True Neutral

>>670615
"I do what I want! I'm outt'a control!"
She is like half black...

>>670615
To be fair, when you start telling people about moon goddesses and rabbits and secret history and god children and four great beasts people start thinking about giving you a jacket that lets you hug yourself 24/7.

>>670615
ayy man your quest your rules, don't mind the faggots behind the curtain

>>670622
Self hugs are best hugs!

>>670615
I mean, she's consistent in that whatever she thinks is best is what she does. People would start to worry if we said a little girl and a bunch of taking rabbits trapped inside of an egg were talking to us.

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>>670626
mom hugs would be better

>>670628
whats consistent is her arrogance.

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>>670615
Exactly.

This is post-thread material, I´m sorry

>>670633

Who is that?

>>670631
Well yeah, she was made to be the rich, arrogant anime girl. Arrogance was one of the defining features of chargen.

>>670603
I sincely doubt we would have died.
Would have made for a boring story. People rolled Roarke not fuckin Miles. We'd just have been stuck severely injured in the middle of mars and might have had to break out of jail a la Saints Row 2.

>>670633
REJOICE MOON MOM HAS COME

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Time for a trip to the Hidden Flavor Village!

I do not know if I want to finish this

Nori still hasn't told us about her secret yet.

>>670643
you have to.

>>670643
AAYYYYY. nice Drawfriend

>>670620

Does this mean we can stop with the husbandoing?

Because Tsuki is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.

...except Itachi. Everyone needs Itachi.

>>670635
The big bad of Fate Stay Knight, hes a real dick, but not as nasty as worm grandpa.

>>670644
this is also true.
we asked her what the fuck was up and she told us we were a jerk.
like, okay, but why did you turn into a murdermonster though?

>>670644
She's really a Orthodox Jew

>>670635
Kotomine

>>670635
Someone who wants you to rejoice.

Kirei Kotomine from Fate Stay Night. A rare gem of a well-written character un a sea of awful garbage.

>>670649
Nope! This just means we get the episode where she tries to figure out who her baby's daddy is!

>>670657
Hey now, Gilgamesh is also fantastic

>>670640
Nah man, if we hadn't passed the roll after the beam saber hit us the reactor would've cooked off. There's no way to survive that. And Wong is totally willing to kill us if it isn't something silly. He had to fluff up a fate point in the newest thread so Roake wouldn't have been killed by Australia Man until he realized Roarke's sunglasses gave one point of armor.

>>670657
But does he die when he is killed?

>>670649
I want itachi to just leave the village and then join the a criminal syndicate because he got tired of Minato's bullshit

Just to see how we would react

>>670665
You mean our idol

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“SEMI-FINAL MATCH! GAARA VS. TSUKI NORIHIME!”

“BEGIN!”

Sand immediately begins to violently swirl around Gaara, as if a localised sandstorm had erupted on the spot. Gaara seems to be exuding some kind of pressure- something similar to what Orochimaru seemed to produce, but on a lesser scale.

Killing Intent- an aura of malice. Interesting….

Roll to overcome Gaara’s Aura of Malice!

1d100, first three!

Also, you need a strategy, quick!

1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

2. Full defense! Shadow clones, illusions, rain- you cannot stand up to his full assault!

3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

4. Try to engage Gaara in melee range! (Afterglow Y/N)

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>670672
KILL
3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

>>670670
I see you're drinking the cool aid danzo provided. Good on you.

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>670672
3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

Just for this fight putting on my lucky trip, Dosh gods lend us your strength

>>670640
Yes we would have. The explosions chart is very clear on that if we rolled lower we might have had a second or two to reflect on our life

>>670665
Gilgamesh is the other rare gem. In fact, he owns all the gems, because he owns all the money to ever exist. A series about those two just playing off each other and being complete douchebags would make me very happy.

>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
well fuck

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670684
>>670685
well no need to worry about Sauske I suppose.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>670672
1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

>>670687
Everyone make way for this anon, he knows what he is doing.

>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670683
>>670684
>>670685
LOOK AT ALL THES SHIT ROLLS

>>670687
TO SLOW YOU FUCK

>>670657
Hey now
Edgy gun man who's name I can't remember was okay

Waver was top tier


Gil is top tier

Worm man had potential to be top tier but he was fucked over by low screen time and "lol insanity"

Alexander was meh

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>670672

>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

I'm thinking stellar dragon fire.

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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681

Shit, I need to be faster

>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670683
>>670684
>>670685

See this is why I said Tsuki's combat record isn't anywhere near the best.

>>670698
I just had to roll for a different quest, won't happen again

>>670672
>1

So in our off time can we go on a couple of missions to kill some uppity pesants of something? That way we wont have to deal with this killing intent bullshit in the future?

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

As much as I want to set up to make the field more advantageous for us, I don't think we're going to get that chance. Plus, we already made it rain once indirectly using the dragon fire, I don't think we can do it again.

for the future, we may want to invest into learning a jutsu that can make it rain.

>>670672
my my anons what shit rolls you have
>3

>>670668
He was going to fluff up a fate point to avoid us getting killled you just said.

The "Islamic guy jihadded us to death story is over" isn't silly? Like the union would have continued under the daring leadership of MILES.

>>670724
It wasn't silly like an inbred Australian taking our head off while ranting about Vegemite and drop bears. It was serious in context.

>>670724
We would have probably switched over to Moe, Oda, or Caesar for the rest of the quest

>>670669
Usually, but in one route he doesn't. He gets his heart crushed, and he survives long enough to climb a mountain, just so he can stand between the protagonist and his goal. It was fantastic. He's powered solely by his desire to ruin everyone's day.

>>670699
Waver is indeed top-tier. Fate Zero was good in general due to not being written by Nasu.

Cool but please don't talk about a different quest in this one.

Ok...so whats the plan folks orochimaru needed a 70 so no way did we pass. What we doing anons? plans, make'm how do we deal with a sandstorm like that?

>>670672
If I can Changing >>670683
to
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

>>670672

>3

>>670738
Well this is lesser, but yeah we fucked it. I say we just go for something that has high stopping power that is the most likely to pierce it. Once we get our shit together that is.

>>670738
prolly rattles Tsuki's cage

maybe a penalty on attacking him until till we roll decent on it

like when Sauceman got spooped by snekpedo in the wooded area of violent injury

Question for you guys:

Should us /vip/ers' votes count more? I mean tsuki would probably be a /vip/er, so I feel we can identify with her more and our votes would generally reflect her personality better.

Yay or nay? And please state reasons

>>670733
I just have one complaint
Why is sabers noble phantasm a sword beam?
Wouldn't summoning the knights of the round table make more sense?

Writing.

>>670747
Nay

Cool kids don't shitpost

>>670747
No, a noblewoman is nothing without her peasants.

>>670730
I once again point ot the "Armada sustaining under the will of miles."

The pirates would break up, fairchild would have won, and we'd have switched from mecha pirate quest to just mecha quest.

It would have been a stupid boring way to die and if wong wanted to end his quest because of a dice roll thats his choice.

>>670747
>anons will actually fall for this

>>670747
I know this is bait but no you pretentious fuck

>>670747
This ain't our decision
It's wargle

also that seems completely unnecessary and would install a fascist system

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>>670752
Because

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>>670747

Remember anons if you post picture of money you generally roll better.

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>>670747
What the fucks a /vi/per and why is it inferior to /co/bra kai?

>>670760
I know there's no vip thing. I just wanted to make a good joke....

I'm so fucking lonely please kill me.

>>670747
3/10 had a chuckle bc of the pretentiousness alone. bait harder next time

>>670752
Because some of the Knights are other heroic spirits. But yeah, Excalibah laser is a pretty lazy design. I'm not a fan of it either.

>>670774
He paid money to post on 4chan. It's why he's got the four leaf deal next to his ID.

>>670767
Why are guns complete shit?
Why does Blackbeard suck in grand order?
Why does grand order exist?

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You decide not to go full bore until you know a surefire avenue of attack, but…

[DC 60: FAIL]

For some reason, you can’t move…!

Come on, Tsuki, you need to go!

The sandstorm approaches, slowly- it dominates your vision, and you can’t even seem to raise your arm to protect your vision.

Eyes light up within the sandstorm- they don’t seem human, but you can’t really make out what it is….

Suddenly, a solid mass of sand shoots out from the vortex! It’s so quick, you’re not sure if you’re going to be able to….

Dodge!

1d100 - 10 for previous failure!

>>670747
Honestly, I think it should, but only once per thread.

You could say "I'd like to invoke my Cuck Pass Badge to double the count of my vote, please." in order to alert us that you were using it.

Gotta make sure you tell us that, or else we won't know for sure.

>>670782
Never give money to 0Hiroshima. The fucker is a lying cheat

>>670775
Holy shit wait vip is actually a thing? I thought it was a joke.

You can seriously pay to get on 4chan now? I guess I shouldn't have taken such a long break.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>670786
Please please please please...

>>670752
Because Arthur died alone with a kingdom divided in a dim mockery of all she sacrificed.

If she called no one would come.

Well like 2 guys would but the point is shes not going to try that.

Unlike Alexander the Great who has a entire army of heroic spirits who fuckin love him.

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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670786
save us money

Rolled 6 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>670786

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>670786
RUN BITCH RUUUUNN

Rolled 94 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670786

Rolled 63 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786

Rolled 44 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670755
>>670756
>>670760
>>670762
>>670766
>>670770
>>670774
>>670776

I'm disappointed, but I don't know what I expected from a bunch of captcha peasants.

I should have known better, it was my fault, and I apologize.

>>670786
observe my superior 4pass roll

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>670786

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>670786

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>670786
Please be merciful dice gods.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>670786

>>670790
oh, we're fucking dead

>>670793
>>670792
Oh we are SO DEAD

>>670797
fuck you for being slow

>>670800
Cuck

>>670779
Yea I know
But sabers legend isn't "I have a giant sword laser"
It's that they lead the round table
They were king of Knights
None of her abilities seem reflect that

>>670786
Ow, a 39.

>>670790
>>670792
>>670793
r u fukin serios m8

Rolled 99 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786

Rolling

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Well nori isnt our friend anymore, good quest, hell of a way to end it.

So we used up all the good dice on Sai I guess

>>670810
WHY SO LATE

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>>670810
>>670797
fuck everyone

>>670814
>>670815

I wanted to roll anyway and see what I got.

>>670790
>>670792
>>670793
SAVE US, MOON MOM!

>>670786
I enjoyed the quest wargle. Maybe our rolls will be better on the next one.

Now this quest is really reminding me of HMQ and crack bitchery

Tsuki the heir to JJ's failure crown?

>>670807
>>670779
>>670752
She saved her people, but she never lead them.
Noble phantasms are difficult concepts, but the short version is that, as King Arthur, Artoria's legend is more about being KING FUCKING ARTHUR, wielder of the holy sword Excalibur, than being King Arthur, Leader of the Knights of the Round Table. The slightly longer version is that Artoria never really lead anyone, which is her problem.

oh no, we get hit once.

I know were squishy but can we seriously not take 1 hit? I mean we avoided getting hit entirely during the last 2 fights iirc, we were bound to take a hit sooner or later.