>>672041
>>...Eh, you feel like revisiting the constitution. Maybe institute slavery.

Fuck I haven't been here since.. hmm.. Last time when we Turned ivanka's lil sidekick into a werewolf

>>672047
>You could literally infect most of the city... Maybe you should try to infect some more slavs for the Empi- You mean, Poland.

You decide to revisit the constitution today, and you briefly remember how you infected Pelevina... What happened to her, anyways?
Oh, right. She said she was scouting for the Allies a little, and would be back in a week or so. Huh.

Either way, you enter the City Hall, and look at the Constitution.

You have a rather egalitarian system, which is slightly weighed towards pro-lycanthropy and has a limited amount of democracy (at least in less important positions). You find a lot of notes from your father all over the constitution, clearing up eligibility, especially in the firearm part so 'some Jewish asshole won't just take my guns."
Huh. You never knew dad was slightly anti-semetic. Oy vey...

The only other things of note are that prisoners that assault lycanthropes etc may be eaten, and any protestors which you don't particularly like. There have been minor changes to it the constitution however, by the Democracists led by Adrian Staryznski, the Capitalist leader. And that guy you went over for a barbecue.

By the way, thread where we do the constitution: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/373063/

Actions.

>...Fucking democracists. Roll back the slight changes in the constitution to a more absolute monarchy.
>...Change a particular thing about the constiution. (Specify)
>...This may be a good time to clarify slavery and human ownership.
>...Maybe you should put something in about immigration.
>No, everything is a-ok. Nothing outstand about the constitution.
>...Maybe you should have some laws regarding infection?
>You should clarify who takes over once you die. If you die.
>...Maybe you should set up something encouraging multiculturalism. You are werewolves after all, and culture isn't too important.
>Maybe you should do something which makes being a Polish Slav a little more superior then anyone else. Just out of a personal bias.
>You should introduce a law to make Protestantism and Calvinism punishable and heretical. God Wills it. (Stojan becomes even more religious.)
>You should introduce a law that limits the authority, or increased the authority of the pope. (May increase how religious Stojan is, or lower it.)
>...Introduce something allowing only for lycanthropic priests and religious officials.
>You should do something allowing you to persecute members of different parties, such as the Democratists and the Communists.
>...Maybe you should call up your dad and ask what exact parties are in motion here.
>The rest of the Western World is anti-fascist... Maybe you should have a law (enforced or not) against fascism.
>...Reinstate the Roman Salute.
>Publicly ban the Swastika...
>Write-in

>>672064
>End the death penalty.
>Make everyone, human or lycanthrope, equal when it comes to voting or court cases.
>Restrict werewolf eating to people who assault them only.
Need to make people happy.

Waiting twenty minutes or until anons vote.

You put a few more things into the constitution, to have unbiased courts, no death penalty, and less human eating. It takes very little time, so you start thinking...

Actions

>Change some more things!
>Eh, head home.
>See how long it'll take for Karkmann to finish his research.
>Time to plan an invasion...
>Maybe you should infect some people?
>Find Santiago and discuss how well the economy is.
>Well, it's time to build some things.
>Find Leopold. You'd like to hang out with him.
>Write In

>>672088
>See how long it'll take for Karkmann to finish his research.

You decide to visit Karkmann, and you open the door to his office, which seems to be locked, and you hear snoring from inside. Goddamn it.

Actions

>Knock politely on the door.
>Knock aggressively on the door.
>Kick the door down. Ha!
>Karkmann, Get up please.
>Karkmann, this is your Alpha! Open up!
>You better not be sleeping!
>Leave, it's still early in the morning.
>Karkmann, it's your only friend! Open up please!
>Write In

>>672100
>Leave, it's still early in the morning.

You sigh and take leave, and while deciding what to do, you encounter Demetrynev.

"Hello, comrade."

"Morning. You need something?"

"Sort of, comrade. I am curious."

"About what?"

"I am wondering if I could have leave when it comes to fighting soviets."

"...As in physically fighting them?"

"Da. I trained many of them, and each time one of them dies it hurts me a bit, comrade."

"Phyiscally?"

"No. I simply do not enjoy seeing my me- I mean, their men dying when I trained many of them."

"So you basically don't want to fight other soviets?"

"I would prefer not to, comrade."

Actions.

>...Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front then.
>I'll consider it.
>...What, do you still have some soviet tendancies?
>I'm sorry, but no. I need every man I can.
>I see. It must be hard killing those you once commanded. I understand.
>...Come on, don't you like the feeling when you kill another man, and eat them? Especially if they're communist bastards?
>Write-In

>>672147
>...Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front then.

"Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front."

"Thank you, comrade."

"So, is there anything else?"

"No, not really. But sincerely, thank you."

"Not a problem."

Actions.

>If you excuse me, I need to sort my kingdom out.
>...Erh, just a question... You're a communist, right? Why are you a communist?
>You know, you always seemed like a pretty good guy. Sorry for kidnapping you and nearly torturing you back when we were a resistance cell.
>So... Are you religious at all?
>Have you taken the serum yet? You know, from Karkmann?
>Just curious, what do you think about me?
>Hey, remember that time when we hijacked a train and we basically splurged out to a city? That was pretty cool, right?
>...Do you have any family? I'm curious.
>Have you met Zhukov? He's incarcerated, I believe.
>Write-In

>>672230
iOS 10 is shiiiiiiiit.
>Sorry for kidnapping you.
>Have you taken the serum yet?

L>>672312
I know senpai. I'm so sorry.

"Have you taken the serum yet?"

"No, not yet."

"I see. So uh, sorry about kidnapping you a while ago."

"It is fine comrade. But I think we should grab a drink or two. You owe me one, da?

Actions

>If anything you owe me a drink for not killing you.
>Sounds good. I'll see you later then.
>Why not now?
>Sorry, I only drink at home.
>Come on I don't have much to do. Let's talk now.

>>672332
>>If anything you owe me a drink for not killing you.

>>672332
>Why not now?

"If anything, you owe me a drink for not killing you."

"I remember... You nearly tortured me and instead infected me, didn't you?"

"Yeah."

"I could tell you were going to do that... But we're even now, right?"

"How?"

"Well, I gave you a good beating and you infected me."

"Heh, why don't we get a drink now."

"Sure, comrade."

The two of you head into the basement, where quite a bit of vodka has been storred. There's giant webs everywhere... And you see those two spider-knights talking. They come towards you, still dressed in nazi uniforms.

"Stojan? It is nice to see you, komrade."

"Oh, hey... Sir Bleucamiar?"

"Close enough. My brother and I were talking about how boring it was here."

"Why don't you go above ground?"

He leans over and looks at you.

"...We're large spidermen. We'd take up too much space and secondly terrify people. We're good down here, even if it might be boring. Also, there's lots of Polish vodka."

"...Have you bee-"

"My brother has been. So, how are you doing?"

"Comrade... When the hell... What?" Demetrynev seems a little concerned.

"What, never seen a Spider-Knight before?"

"No, not at all!"

"I see."

Actions

>They're worthy servants of the Reich. And very good in close quarters, I assure you.
>Come on, there's also short lizar- I mean, Kobolds. Maybe I'll introduce you to Hans.
>...I recommend you don't act as shocked. My Reich will encompass every species...
>Ignore Demetrynev and talk to the spider knight.
>Come on, let's get some vodka.
>...You know, I rarely see these guys...
>Roman salute of the Spider Knights? Why not!
>Write-in

>>672363
>>Roman salute of the Spider Knights? Why not!
AVE

You give a roman salute to the Spider Knight.

"So, you've seriously never seen these guys before?"

"Erh, no."

"That's how we like it, really."

"Why would the nazis put their own men with spider legs and shit?"

"Fuck if I know. Nazis are crazy sons of bitches, but I'll be damned if they aren't brilliant."

"We lost use of our legs from landmines and other things. We volunteered for this, and now I can actually move my legs... Even if they may be arachnid."

"So, just curious... What's your diet?"

"It's normal food. Why?"

"What's with the giant webs then?"

"We don't know how those actually get there. It's like a thematic or something."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. We can't spin webs, that's biologically impossible. I think you just have a spider problem down here."

"Huh. Would you mind if I grabbed some vodka?"

"Your basement. We're just living in it."

"Thanks then."

"Ja."

Actions

>Grab some vodka and head back up. Enough of spider-basement.
>...Do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?
>You guys can head to the surface any time you want. It's fine.
>Why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least plate armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform.
>What are you guys good at?
>Come on, why don't you try to eat humans? I mean, it would be pretty cool.
>Why don't you guys join us for a drink?
>Write-In

>>672428
>...Do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?
>You guys can head to the surface any time you want. It's fine.
>Why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least plate armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform.
>What are you guys good at?

"Just curious, do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?"

"You could ask. Personally though, I'd rather have metal legs then being a spider. Don't know why anyone would become like us unless they were disabled."

"...Yeah... So, just curious, what are you guys good at?"

"We're great ambushers, and can be very sneaky. In addition to being good at melee, although somewhat large targets... And we can actually move surprisingly fast."

"Huh. So, why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least late armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform."

"...Maybe. But we'd like to still wear insignas."

"Right, right... You do know you guys can head to the surface any time you want, you know. I'm not stopping you."

"We know that, but we're not really adjusted for civilian life. And I'd rather not explain for the umpteenth time why I'm a large spiderman."

Actions.

>...Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool. I mean, we're all part of the master race in someway.
>I'd let you wear a winged hussar uniform with nazi insigna, sure.
>Come on, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely.
>Eh, personally I'd be anything then a human.
>I have an idea... You could be like the knights of old! Just got to get you some heraldic mail...
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.
>Write-In

>>672469
>...Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool. I mean, we're all part of the master race in someway.
>I'd let you wear a winged hussar uniform with nazi insigna, sure.
>Come on, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely.
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.

Oh god, Spider Knight nobility.

>>672469
>I have an idea... You could be like the knights of old! Just got to get you some heraldic mail...
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.

Our New secret service. Not that we need it.

"Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool... But, how would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all. Besides, I'll let you wear heraldic and hussarite armor. Besides, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely."

"...Really? Thank you. This vill work."

"Yeah... Spider Knight nobility? That's pretty cool."

"Right..."

You bypass him and grab some bottles of vodka. You bid goodbye and head back up to the surface with Demtrynev... The two of you drink and talk a little before bidding farewell. You surprisingly enough, learn that he has a daughter and wife at home in Moscow, and a little bit about his service history.

With that done, you visit Karkmann's office, the door unlocked. Karkmann seems busy, working.

"Karkmann? You busy?"

"Ja, I'm trying to get this piece of shit laser technology to work... I never had a fucking degree in how lasers or weapons work, damn it."

Actions

>...Well, I'm sort of here to ask how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool.
>How's the laser tech going?
>...I'm sort of here to apologize for how I've been treating you lately.
>...I sort of want to talk. About you know, stuff. I barely know you after all.
>Come on Karkmann, you're the smartest person I know. I mean you made me for christ's sake.
>I'll be going now. Sorry.
>Write-in

>>672512
>Come on Karkmann, you're the smartest person I know. I mean you made me for christ's sake.
>...Well, I'm sort of here to ask how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool.
>How's the laser tech going?

"How's the laser tech going?"

"Poorly. I have no idea vat I'm doing most of the time. All I've gotten was scorch marks on the wall."

"...I see. I'm also here to ask you how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool."

"...What?"

"You know, short lizard people and then spidermen?"

"Ja, right, right... Wait, why?"

"Just curious."

"I guess..."

"Good... But Karkmann, I just want you to know that you're the smartest person I know. I mean, you made me for christ's sake."

"And failed at the same time. I wasn't supposed to end up infected and forced to obey you, and the Reich was still supposed to remain together..."

Actions.

>Come on, that's not a failure...
>My Reich will be better then any "German Reich", and you can believe me.
>...Why are you shocked I like having other races around?
>If it makes you feel better, your kind of a father to me. Sort of.
>Do you not like me being your Alpha?
>I'm uh, sorry for infecting you then.
>You had it coming, you know.
>Write-In

>>672546

>Come on, that's not a failure...
>My Reich will be better then any "German Reich", and you can believe me.
>If it makes you feel better, your kind of a father to me. Sort of.

"Come on, that's not failure. My Reich will be better then any "German Reich" and you can believe me... Besides, if it makes you feel better, you're kind of a father to me. Sort of."

"...Erh, father?"

"Sort of. Not as close, and I occassionally assault you... But sort of."

"I mean... Erh, thank you?"

"Yeah."

"...I didn't really expect you to say that." He sort of pauses in what he's doing...

Actions.

>Come on, let's stop making this weird. You just created my form so in a strange sense I like thinking we're related.
>Well, you're part of the pack, which is one huge family...
>No problem, ok?
>Alright, dad. No problem.
>Now, do you regret drugging me?
>I'd say more of a "mentor" role though. Not really a dad.
>...I mean, I haven't been getting along with my father too well. And we get along. Sort of. As long as you understand your place, of course.
>Goddamn it, it's a figure of speech Karkmann!
>Write-In

>>672571

>Come on, let's stop making this weird. You just created my form so in a strange sense I like thinking we're related.
>Well, you're part of the pack, which is one huge family...

"Come on, stop making this weird. You just created my form, so in a sense I like thinking we're related. Besides, you're part of the pack, which is one giant family. Since you made us, you're basically the "father."

"I-I see. I'm sorry for making this weird. I just wasn't exp-"

"It's fine, ok? Let's just move on."

"Y-yes... So, Stojan... Why do you want other races? I thought you were somesort of supremacist."

Actions.

>How dare you! I think we're all equal. Just a little different.
>We're all superior to humans of course, and we're all Aryans... So why not have more races?
>I think you're just overthinking this. They're just useful military wise.
>Great, now I regret saying that I thought of you as a sort of father.
>Well, one day they'll be incorporated into lycanthropy. But that'll come later.
>Who said that? I'm not even close to a supremist.
>Write-In

>>672607
>We're all superior to humans of course, and we're all Aryans... So why not have more races?
>I think you're just overthinking this. They're just useful military wise.

"Come on, we're all superior to humans, and we're all Aryans. So why not have more races?"

"I jut th-"

"Don't worry about it though, I'm mostly just using them since they're useful military wise."

"I see. So you want me to research laser tech or how to make these new races?"

"...Well, do you need anything?"

"If you want me to do races, I'll need either human volunteers for human to... Well, whatever race you want."

"I see... Just curious, could I make my own race?"

"...I'd need a hell of a lot more money, a better lab, and actually get paid to do that."

"What? Why?"

"I am literally working off whatever I can find in the trash. I don't even have a budget for christ's sake."

"...What do you eat and drink then?"

"Well, mostly rations."

"Last time you ate someone?"

"Erh, I stopped eating people around the time the serum came out."

Actions

>...Listen, I'll get you some volunteers somehow.
>Seriously, why am I the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?
>Hey uh, I have a question. I think my dad might be degrading in morals. You know, he's thinking himself better then people... That sort of thing.
>Why don't you hunt some people with me at some time?
>How about spidermen? They're pretty cool.
>Oooh, how about kobolds? I like having people shorter then me.
>Just wokr on laser tech, please.
>Write-In

>>672708
>Seriously, why am I the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?
>How about spidermen? They're pretty cool.
>Oooh, how about kobolds? I like having people shorter then me.
>Also, What type of a budget and lab are we looking at here?

>>672708
>Just wokr on laser tech, please.
>Write-In
>Alright let's give this pig fucker a lab!
>And can you mass produce the serum in the future?

"Why not kobolds and spidermen? Also what sort of budget are we talking about?"

"A big one, and I'd essentially need a dedicated research staff, a fuckton of time, and less getting punched in the face. Oh, and I'd say a multi-story complex."

"...Right. So... Why is it I'm the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?"

"Most people have morals."

"So? That's not an excuse."

"Stojan, most people do not like eating people who can talk and or reason."

"They're pansies then."

"Stojan, most lycanthropes aren't as strong or particularly as carnivorous as you are. Most would be content with eating some beef jerky and watching televesion."

Actions

>I know... I'm just a little angry that no one is as brutal as me.
>That's why Leopold and I are best friends. We're similar in morals! And ethics!
>...Just curious, when was the last time Leopold ate anyone?
>I'm just saying that it's going to be hard to keep up the image of being actual werewolves who eat people if we're just eating beef jerky and fucking about.
>...Is there any way I can get them off their asses and dehumanize them?
>...Just curious, could I get my father to relax when I tresspass against his morals? You know, since I'm his alpha?
>I expect the work to be done soon then. See you, Karkmann.
>Just curious... Have you ever had an interest in any women?
>Write-in

>>672761
>...Is there any way I can get them off their asses and dehumanize them?
>...Just curious, could I get my father to relax when I tresspass against his morals? You know, since I'm his alpha?
>Just curious... Have you ever had an interest in any women?
>Any idea where to start acquiring all these things needed for a lab?

"Is there any way I can just get them off their asses and dehumanize them?"

"Send them to war? Try to instill they're the master race or something? Blame a minority? Or engineer a crisis. That actually seems effective."

"Ah... So, just curious. Could I get my father to relax when I trespass against his morals? Since you know, I'm his alpha?"

"Erh, he's your father. Why?"

Actions

>...I'm getting tired of having to explain what I do to him.
>He won't let me spread the gift of lycanthropy to the family. It sort of sucks.
>I'm just curious, alright?
>It's not your place to ask questions about my family.
>...I love him, I really do... But I'd love it more if we could do father-son bonding things. Like eating conscripts. Or generally being slavic.
>Write-in

Rest of the things written by >>672784
will be included later.

>>672799
>...I'm getting tired of having to explain what I do to him.

Going to wait ten more minutes anons.

>>672799
>I'm just curious, alright?

>>672811
.... really?
>>672784
>>672724
I mean really?

"...I'm a little curious. But I'm just starting to get tired of having to explain."

"Just bond with him like a son, I guess. Try to get him into eating people?"

"Gee, thanks."

"Sorry, I guess."

"Yeah. So... Have you ever had an interest in women?"

"Well... Yeah."

"Ever got any?"

He briefly looks up at you, then looks down.
"I'd prefer not to talk about it."

"...You never got any, did you?"

He sighs a little...
"...Can we talk about something else besides my personal life?"

"Fine. Where do I find this shit?"

"Just buy it. How would I know? I'm the guy who does science, not buying shit. Try asking around. Or just you know, get a large building for me to use."

Actions

>Thanks for being so helpful.
>Let's talk about your personal life.
>...So, you're still a virgin? That's pretty sad. Nice to know the guy who created me was a beta nerd.
>Now I feel bad for you... If you want, I could find you a cute woman for you.
>Well... I'll be going now, thank you.
>Write-In

Anons?

>>672888
>Now I feel bad for you... If you want, I could find you a cute woman for you. Maybe your own Marie Curie?

>>672888

>Thanks for being so helpful.

Busy man.

>>672724
>>672784
>>672811
https://youtu.be/luVF_xtXx4s

"Thanks for being so helpful. But anyways if you want I could get.you a woman."

"I'm uh, good. I don't need a woman."

Actions

>Suit yourself.
>Come on, someone to spend time with and.be alone?
>Hey, maybe you'll stop being beta as fuck.
>I see. Well, you'd never.have the thing my family has.
>Do you want a human pet?
>Come on, it'll be fun.
>This is an order.
>Write.In

>>673019
>Come on, it'll be fun.

"Come on, it'll be fun."

"I don't even know where to begin, honestly..."

Actions

>Don't worry about it, I'll find a woman for you.
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?
>Come on, we'll find you the most nerdy girl we can find.
>I think you need to look better. No one's going to fall for some guy who let's me punch him around.
>Write In

>>673035
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?

>>673035
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?
>Come on, we'll find you the most nerdy girl we can find.

"So, polygamist or monogamy?"

"What?"

"You heard me."

"Monogamy, I'm not some neckbeard Muslim."

"Got it. That's the Christian route, good job."

"Yeah... But on the otherhand..."

"You're thinking with your dick, snap out of it."

"G-got it. Sorry."

Actions

>So, hot or nerdy?
>Just saying but I think you should try polygamy. It would be interesting.
>So uh, human or werewolf?
>Why don't we wait until you come up with making a few more races?
>...You know, I think you could be applied to that Reich eugenics thing...
>Good for you for being a monogamist!
>Write In

>>673082
>So, hot or nerdy?

"So, hot or nerdy?"

He looks a little nervous.

"...Can't I just have both?"

You start laughing profusely.

"Then they're mine. As in Ivanka. So choose."

"Uh... I mean... Shit, why are we doing this?"

"You deserve a reward."

"I know, but I've never been good with frauleins... "

"Too nerdy?"

"...A little, ja. And also because they interrupt my work..."

"I see."

"Can we just do something else? I mean, there's more important stuff I could do rather then try and get laid..."

Actions.

>Suit yourself.
>Fine, I'll find you a girl myself.
>...Come on, just get it together. We're in this together. Also this is your only chance, maybe ever, to get laid.
>If you get a nerdy girl, she'll help you in research... And probably also be awkward.
>Decide, damn it!
>...I'll try to find you both, I swear it.
>Hot, I assume?
>Write-in

>>673122
>If you get a nerdy girl, she'll help you in research... And probably also be awkward.
>Decide, damn it!
>...I'll try to find you both, I swear it.

this is super adorable.

"Well, I'll get you a nerdy girl, she'll help you... But fucking decide. I'll also try to make sure she's decently attractive."

"Why are you doing this?"

"Come on, it'll be adorable."

"Yeah, she'll fucking love the smell of chemicals."

Actions.

>...Just be more confident, ok? Women love confidence.
>Just stay here, get dressed, and I'll come back with a woman.
>Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess.
>...Any ethnicities in particular?
>Werewolf or human?
>I'll make sure she's as adorable as Kutyvoka.
>Write-In

>>673189
>Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess.
>...Any ethnicities in particular?
>Nerdy women LOVE! The smell of chemicals.

>>673194
This.>>673194

"Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess."

"...C-come on. I can't fucking... Please don't."

"Any ethnicities in particular?"

"No girlfriend?"

"German it is... But don't worry, nerdy women love the smell of chemicals."

"...Right... I'm just going to sigh in despair."

Actions.

>Fine, you'll just be in the background.
>If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck.
>Aw, you're adorable when your panicking. Headpat for you!
>Come on, you can do this. I believe in you.
>...Come on, you're my... Sort of father. Do you want to set a bad example?
>Think of it as a complex game of fetch!
>...If you hold through this, you'll get a special treat by.
>Write-In

>>673215
>If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck.
>Come on, you can do this. I believe in you.

"If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck. Besides, I believe you can do this."

Roll me a 1d20+4. Additional +2 if you can give a good speech about how to be "alpha as fuck"

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673227

>You grab'em by the shirt, tell them they are you're woman and stab the nearest male.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673227
Just tell them they look nice and ask them if they'd like to do some experiments with you.

Critical Success!

"Come on, just tell them they look nice and ask if they want to preform some experiments."

"That sounds... Easy."

"Yeah, it is. I get women all the time."

"Yeah, I can do this, right?"

"Yeah, you can."

"Yeah! Come on, let's get some frauleins!"

"Yeah!"

You and Karkmann rush out to your truck...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find a place to find dames. Additional +2 if you can tell me a place where you can find attractive nerdy women.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673272
In a library, of course! Go to the science section.

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673272

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673272
A university or research institute, Museums, and libraries.

Be right back, I'm going to be doing Dark Heresy with frunds. Be back at around 4 West Coast Time.

>>673296
See ya.
>>673292
Meanwhile I'll bask in the sexiness I have the power to uncover.

Back anons.

As you cruise, you come across a library, not well kept with graffiti.everywhere.

"So Stojan, have you ever gone to a library?"

"Na. That shit is for nerds, no offense. Besides, I have better things to do, and I was raised on a farm... So no, not a lot of libraries."

"Right... So uh, why are we here?"

"Where.better to meet a nerdy girl?"

"Good point."

The two of you go inside, and look around, eventually the two of you hang around the science.section, and a rather attractive human female enters the aisle, and slowly back aways.

"Stojan, I think she's afraid of us..."

"Introduce yourself."

"How?"

Actions
>Act like your an Alpha!
>Be nice and polite.
>Well, rush her and bite her. Make her a lycanthrope first of all.
>Be really nerdy and awkward.
>Try to be manly or something, ok?
>Write In

>>673711
>Be nice and polite.

Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +3 for good advice.

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673748
Introduce yourself like a normal werewolf being and ask her if she's interested in science.

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673748

"Be polite and nice, and introduce yourself like a normal werewolf and ask her if she's interested in science."

"Got it."

He shyly approaches her...

Roll me a 1d20+6, (Additional +2 from Advice and additional +2 from being confident from earlier) for how well he can introduce himself.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673808

18+6=24

Good Success!

"Hey, how are you doing?"

"Good? Who are you?"

"I'm uh, Karkmann."

"You sound German."

"I am... Are you?"

"My parents are, but I was born up in Danzig."

"Ah. So... Are you interested in science?"

"Sort of. I'm trying to get into it."

"Why?"

"I'm mostly curious..."

The two of them seem to be somewhat awkward. You note that the woman has blond hair, and is rather attractive...

"So uh... Science, right? What kind of science?"

"Mostly Geology."

"Ah..."

"Are you into it?"

"Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a scientist. You know."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"I didn't think any of your kind were scientists."

"...My kind?"

"Yeah. Werewolves."

"Well... Most of them are brutes... That's sort of how I got this bruise right here. On mein cheek."

She looks closely.

"Oh, yeah... Did someone hit you?"

He briefly looks back at you and you stare at him.

"Uh, no. No. Not at all. I uh... Punched myself, ja."

"...Punched yourself?"

"Ja... With a uh,wrench."

She seems somewhat confused about that...

"So, uh... You look pretty."

"Thanks?"

"I mean... Yeah..." He seems a little nervous again and looks towards you.

"Hey uh, why don't you get a book? I got to talk to my friend."

"Sure..."

She walks away down further into the aisle, somewhat awkwardly and he approaches you.

"So, like her?"

"Yeah... But I didn't really like her comment about us all being brutes. It kind of hurt, you know?"

Actions.

>...Well, come on. That means human won't mess with us.
>Welcome to being a werewolf... You get prejudiced against by the humans a lot.
>You did good... Why did you say friend, anyways?
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?
>...You should infect her. She'd stop being racist and prejudiced then.
>Don't worry about it, it happens once in a while.
>Come on, nerd out a little, ok?
>Write-In

>>673939

>...Well, come on. That means human won't mess with us.
>Welcome to being a werewolf... You get prejudiced against by the humans a lot.
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?

>>673939
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?

"Come on, humans don't really tend to mess with brutes, and besides... We eat people. Of course humans aren't going to like us."

"Yeah... But not all werewolves do that."

"Yeah, don't worry. It pisses me off... But I recommend you just be more romantic and invite her over to city hall to study Geology."

"W-what? I mean, I just met her. I don't even know anything about her besides her liking geology!"

Actions.

>Stop being a pansy and just ask her out.
>If you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself.
>Do you know anything about geology?
>...Fine, do it on your own time.
>Do you actually need me around for this?
>God, you're fucking adorable when you can't understand how women work.
>Just ask her for a belly rub or something.
>Write-In

>>674020
>If you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself.
>Do you know anything about geology?
>if that fails... belly rubs, Belly rubs would never betray us!

>>674035
This.

>>674041
You know blacker if I didn't already have a name to turn on, You'd look sketchy as shit lol.

On a more serious note, How do you feel about Super Smart Nazi Werewolves?

"Listen, if you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself... And do you actually know anything about Geology?"

He shakes his head.
"I have no fucking idea."

"Well... If that fails, try belly rubs. All the belly rubs. They'd never betray us."

"...Belly rubs? That's uh... I mean, I heard rumors, but that's not actually a thing, is it?"

"I do it all the time!" You can't help but wag your tail at the thought of belly rubs.

"Erh, right... I think one of my lab assistants sneaked that in. Under the orders of the Fuhrer, I think."

"Really?"

"It would explain why you enjoy belly rubs... And by extension every other lycanthrope."

"Indeed... So, are you going to ask her for belly rubs?"

"No offense, but that would be a little awkward."

Actions.

>Have you ever HAD belly rubs? They're fucking amazing!
>...So this is programmed into me? To like belly rubs and basically enjoy being doglike?
>So what your saying is that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?
>...If you want, I could give you a belly rub right now.
>Just go up and talk to her, and don't be awkward about it.
>Werewolves these days are so unwerewolflike, you can't even ask for BELLY RUBS without fucking it up or thinking it's weird... But don't you worry, I'll fix this generation right up to being good, honest, belly-rubbing loving citizens.
>Write-In

Since asking for belly rubs is common now I'm just fucking putting in a lore reason why. Might as well.

>>674102
>So what your saying is that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?
>...If you want, I could give you a belly rub right now.
>Anyway, Just go up to her and ask her out! Its easy!

>>674176
This.

"If you want, I could give you a belly rub right here, right now."

"Erh, no."

"But seriously, go up and ask her out. It's easy."

"I'll try..."

"Hold on though... So you were saying that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?"

"Well... Yes? I think he fell into a depression once his dog died... Blondi, I think she was called."

Actions

>...Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad that the Reich fell.
>That asshole. I never asked for this!
>He's the one human I'd never infect. Just saying.
>Oh, cool. So go and ask her out, man.
>Maybe one day I'll meet a second Hitler. Maybe one day...
>Erh, was it sporadic?
>Was he thinking? I mean, making sentient creatures your pet?
>That's kind of sad. I love dogs... Back on the farm we had one.
>Write-In

>>674203
>...Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad that the Reich fell.
>Now go and ask her out and be you're girlfriend!

>>674196
You uh, gonna actually answer my question Blacker?

>>674217
From what I can tell IOS is a piece of shit to him.

"Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad the Reich has fallen. But anyways, go out there and ask her to be your girlfriend!"

"Got it."

Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +2 for any good reasons why she should study with Karkmann, or pick up lines... Additional +3 if it's scientific pickup lines.
Just going to say anons, but I fucking love how in EDQ and WRQ (Werewolf Reich Quest) that both protags love Hitler. Nothing wrong about that, just saying. Also, the fact that Stojan started off as "gritty soldier" and became "puppy who eats people and sieg heils" is fucking hilarious to me.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>674253
>Hey I got a Masters degree and can totally help teach you with whatever you need.
>You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're supposed to be my BaBe.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>674253
iOS 10 was a mistake.
>>674217
Which question?

12+7=19

Good Success!

You are now Karkmann!

You walks over there...

"Hey, I have a masters degree. I can totally help teach you with whatever you do with rocks and stuff."

"Really?" Well, thanks."

"Yeah. Besides, you must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're supposed to be my BaBe."

She laughs slightly.

"Nice joke. Well, I suppose you are a scientist after all."

"Yeah."

"So, where am I going and when?"

"You know, city hall?"

"That place where all the werewolves are?"

"Well... Yeah."

"Could we do that somewhere else?"

Actions

>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>Hey uh... I'm trying to signal that I'm attracted to you. You understand, right?
>So, who are you? What's your name?
>...That's a little racist, isn't it?
>I'm asking for a friend... Could you give my friend a belly rub? He's desperate.
>...Fuck it. Maybe Stojan won't punch you if you act a little more like him... Ask for a belly rub begrudignly.
>I'll... I'll protect you, don't worry.
>Fun fact, did you know it was me who invented lycanthropy?
>Write-In

>>674253
>...Additional +3 if it's scientific pickup lines.


"Are you an alloy of copper and tellurium? Cause you are CuTe!"

>>674379

>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>So, who are you? What's your name?

>>674379
>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>What's your name, anyways?

"So... Are you not comfortable around werewolves?"

"Well, no. You eat and turn other people into your species."

"...I see."

"Why should I feel comfortable around your kind anyways? I remember what happened to that apartment building with some female lycanthrope, and a soup kitchen."

"Erh, right..."

"All I'm saying is that it's hard to trust a race that eats my species."

"Erh, do you trust me?"

"No, not at all. I barely know you."

"So why are you coming with me?"

"Because I have a genuine interest in geology?"

"...I-I mean, you can trust me, ok?"

"Right... I just met you and some large lycanthrope hanging around here."

"Please?"

"Sorry, but no."

Actions.

>...Well... Sorry then. I'll just be on my way.
>...I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people. Like Stojan.
>...I-I mean, erh... I sort of developed lycanthropy, ok?
>...I can already tell your a bitch.
>...Do the dick move, bite her on the arm.
>Well, I would be too. I don't blame you.
>Listen, it's nothing personal... It's just part of our diets.
>Write-In

>>674446
>...I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people. Like Stojan.

"Come on, I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people... Like Stojan."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if she bites on trusting you enough to come. Additional +2 if you can provide proof that werewolves aren't all cannibals and immoral people.

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>674490
I can't say they aren't all cannibals or immoral.

14+5=19

Borderline Success!

"...Well, alright then. I'll see you tommorow?"

"Sure."

You walk back to Stojan.

You are now Stojan!

"I think I did it, huh."

"Told you."

"Yeah... Anyways, I have lots of work to do back at the office, can you drive me home?"

Actions.

>...Nah, you're walking.
>...Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub.
>Sure, don't worry about it.
>...You know, there's only one choice to do when you're out trying to get a girlfriend... Get drunk afterwards!
>Write-In

>>674533
>...Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub.

>>674533
>Sure, don't worry about it.

"Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub."

"Erh, no?"

You whine, and begin to preform thine puppy eyes.

"I mean.. Erh..."

"Please?"

"I-... Fine..."

You immediately lunge on him and begin furiously stroking his belly. After a few minutes you walk out towards your truck.

"...By god you were right. That was actually pretty amazing."

"Yeah. Now, let's get home."

"Oh yeah."

You drive home and say goodbye to Karkmann... Now of course it's back to KINGLY DUTIES.

Actions.

>...Plan your invasion of Slovakia!
>...Change targets from Slovakia.
>...Time for some one on one time with dad. Either to say hi and make sure everything's ok, or just so he gets off your back.
>Head back home... You're exhausted.
>You need MORE LYCANTHROPES! And less humans, and therefo more diversity! Infect some humans!
>...Maybe you should call your family. Just to see how they're doing.
>You need to build stuff, like barracks. Or something, and soon.
>You know, you're kind of curious about that portal back at your castle... Send a division of soldiers or a few commanders to scout it out.
>Speaking of castles... Maybe you should get some workers to reconstruct the castle.
>You know, you've been thinking... Why not set up your capital in Warsaw? It's a new city, your family lives there... And it's the capital of Poland, and holds a lot more people!
>Write-In

>>674653
>You need MORE LYCANTHROPES! And less humans, and therefo more diversity! Infect some humans!

Personally I think IOS 10 isn't that bad once you get use to it.

>>674653
>You know, you're kind of curious about that portal back at your castle... Send a division of soldiers or a few commanders to scout it out.

You decide to make MORE LYCANTHROPES! Oh, and explore that portal later.

Your total populace is about 24,000... 510 of these are lycanthropes belonging to you, and 50 belong to Ivanka.

Maximum before Control Breaking: 20,000
Danger Point: 18,000

Actions.

>...See about infecting the middle class... (8,000 Middle Class)
>You can totally infect the poor and downtrodden.(11,500 Poor)
>Some more soldiers as lycanthropes, maybe? (450 Soldiers)
>The Upper Class will finally be under your control... Upper class werewolves when? (3,500 Upper Class)
>You need to make your current lycanthropes less pansy... As in, able to eat someone without regretting it, damn it!
>...Indiscriminately infect the city through a rampage.
>You know, you should use those infected bottles of alcohol and give them out. Maybe as a gift to someone or given out to the citizenry?
>This is stupid, nevermind.
>Write-In

>>674731
>infect the upper class
>infect the soldiers

>>674731
>Some more soldiers as lycanthropes, maybe? (450 Soldiers)
>The Upper Class will finally be under your control... Upper class werewolves when? (3,500 Upper Class)

>>674661
It's pretty damn bad for me. It's not even a matter of "getting used to it". They straightup broke click and drag text selection.

You decide to infect the soldiers and upper class... Judging from past experiences, it seems like the upper class don't exactly trust the government...

Actions.

>Just send out drinks to their houses. They'll drink it up, hopefully...
>You'll do a party at another person's house... Like Leopold's! Wait, does he have a house? Oooh, maybe your father or someone? Or you know, your house.
>Order the millitary to personally round up the military.
>...You know, there's Adrian Staryznski. He's upper class and part of the democracist movement... Maybe you should infect or visit him so the democracists are in your pocket or domination?
>Rather then a party, order a "infect on sight" for all of them.
>You have your own idea...
>...Don't you have Zhukov locked up? You should turn a military mind like his into the armed forces... Or at least get rid of him.

>>674815
>You'll do a party at another person's house... Like Leopold's! Wait, does he have a house? Oooh, maybe your father or someone? Or you know, your house.
Where did we host the first party that none of the upper class went to?

>>674840
City Hall.

Sorry anons, but I'm gonna pass out now.

>>674815
>...Don't you have Zhukov locked up? You should turn a military mind like his into the armed forces... Or at least get rid of him.

Posting anons. Just woke up from my nap.

You decide to hold a party at someone else's house... But firstly, you decide to find Zhukov. After a little bit of searching through documents, you find he was he in prison around the place where your wife went crazy, along with her lycanthropes... So you of course, decide to pay a visit.

After a few hours of driving you arrive at the prison, and after a little bit you have Zhukov dragged before you in a prison uniform, and held by police officers. Zhukov seems quite different from last time you saw him, having grown a slight beard and having plenty of scratches on him and claw marks. He seems... Defeated, walking with a slump

"Georgy Zhukov?"

"...What do you want?"

Actions.

>...I'm curious. How did you get those scars?
>...Officers, could you leave us?
>Would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?
>So, I remember that I was going to feed you to my wife as a gift... Well, I haven't changed my plans.
>Guards, has he tried to escape at all?
>...Whether you like it or not, I'm infecting you.
>...Who was that lycanthrope conscript that defected? Where is he?
>Punch him.
>So, why don't we get a drink together?
>...You've ch
>Write-in

>>675512
Gee, thanks for deleting shit autocorrect.
Or should I say, Correct The Record.

The option above Write-In is
>You've changed since I defeated you?

>>675512
>...Officers, could you leave us?
>...I'm curious. How did you get those scars?
>Would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?

>>675522
This.

"Officers, could you leave?"

They nod and begin to head back, leaving you alone in a cell.

"I'm curious Zhukov, how did you get those scars?"

He freezes up.
"I can't talk about that."

"Why not?"

"...I prefer not talking about when the lycanthropes riot. I am in the cell block next to them."

"...I see... I'll ask you how you survive in just a minute, but would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?"

"I am not telling you anything."

"Why?"

"Because unlike Demetrynev, I remain true to the USSR."

"You know Stalin doesn't like you. He's willing to purge you."

"I don't owe my loyalty to Stalin, I owe my loyalty to the Russian peoples, and those who fall under it's domain."

"I see..."

Actions.

>If you won't tell me, we'll have to escalate to torture.
>Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. (Charisma, HARD)
>...Have you ever experienced having all the limbs in your body broken? (Intimidation, HARD)
>Strike one, punch one.
>...If you tell me, I will release you. (Charisma)
>If you tell me, I will release you. (Charisma, Lie)
>Fine then. What happened to that lycanthrope conscript that defected?

>>675559
>Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. (Charisma, HARD)
>The sooner the war ends, the less that suffer!

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606
Where the fuck is everybody.

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606
We could always get Leopold and Daciana here since they're so good at torture.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606

13+4=17

Borderline Failure.

"Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. The sooner the war ends, the less that people suffer."

He sighs, slightly.

"As true as that may be, I won't let your kind reach Stalingrad, fascist."

Actions.

>Just tell me and I might let you go. (Charisma,)
>..."Our Kind" Is better then communism any day of the week.
>...Fucking humans and your racism...
>Well, torture it is.
>I recommend you tell me before I get a highly trained SS officer to come in. Or my wife. (Intimidation, HARD)
>As we speak Russia is running low on manpower. Tell me, and maybe Russia won't be all eaten or destroyed. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In

>>675653
>Well, torture it is.
Daciana in particularly would no doubt like to torture Zhukov considering she was captured by soviets.

>>675653
>As we speak Russia is running low on manpower. Tell me, and maybe Russia won't be all eaten or destroyed. (Charisma, HARD)

"Listen, you'll tell me or I'll go straight to torture with Daciana. She'd love to get a handle on you thanks to her experience with the soviets... But I'll give you a chance, besides Russia's got to run out of manpower... And therefor protection eventually."

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675701
Dice gods plz

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675701
Watch this nat one

Rolled 14 (1d20)

14+4=18

Border Check.

Anons, reroll me a 1d20, only first roll is taken.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>675735

Failure!

"No. My decision is final."

"So, torture it is."

Actions.

>...Maybe you can scare him with what you'll do to him if he doesn't tell you. (Intimidation, HARD)
>I really, really don't want to do this. Just tell me. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...Well, time to handle it personally.
>Leopold is better at this. Call him down.
>...Daciana needs revenge, and she needs it on this soviet.
>Write-In

>>675761
>...Daciana needs revenge, and she needs it on this soviet.

>>675761
>Leopold is better at this. Call him down.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Daciana.
2=Leopold.

You leave the room and decide to call Daciana down.

"Daciana?"

"Yeah?"

"You remember that prison you rescued me in? Well, I need your particular set of skills to interrogate a soviet."

"...Does it matter if he's alive after he's told you what you need to know?"

Actions.

>...No, not really. But don't be too brutal, ok?
>...Make an example out of him, if you will. I'm expecting a piece of art.
>Hang on, we may be werewolves, but we aren't torturing anyone to death.
>...On second thought, maybe I should ask a neutral party... Leopold.
>...Listen, just scare him a little. I don't need you to beat his shit in five ways from Sunday.
>Write-In

>>675800
>...Make an example out of him, if you will. I'm expecting a piece of art.
>but we NEED his information.

>>675800
>Hang on, we may be werewolves, but we aren't torturing anyone to death.

"I don't care what you do to him... But we need his info, and please leave him alive."

"...Gr... Fine. I'll try my best."

After waiting a few minutes she arrives, and walks calmly into the cell...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for enhanced interrogation.

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>675820

11+5=16

Borderline Success!

After an hour of waiting, Daciana comes out, covered in blood.

"So, did you get the info?"

"He's unconscious. But I'm getting there."

"What's with the blood?"

"Removed a pinkie."

"...Ah."

"All he said was something about how I should go fuck myself. Not much else."

"I see... So, how much longer will this take?"

"Eh, that depends. He's strong-willed but I think I can break him."

"Right."

Another hour passes while you fall asleep on the bench, and eventually she comes out again.

"I got... Well, something."

"What is it?"

"Well, apparently they're getting their shit from two factions. Some group called the Brotherhood of Nod and are stealing some stuff from someplace called the GDI. I'm not too sure what it is, but aftewards he just resorted to calling me a bitch and spat in my face."

Actions.

>...Well, I need more info.
>I hope you didn't go too hard on him. I need him alive.
>...So they aren't researching it themselves?
>I think we should call a break before he dies of blood loss or something, ok?
>...Would you mind if I look at your handiwork?
>...Right, I think it's best that you stop torturing him. It's a little too extreme.
>Write-In

>>675860

>...Well, I need more info.
>I hope you didn't go too hard on him. I need him alive.
>...So they aren't researching it themselves?

>>675872
This, so we arn't just going to infect the information out of him? This would be one of the few times To do it.

"I need more info... But I hope you didn't go too hard on him, I need him alive."

"He's alive, just missing a pinky and has a broken hand."

"...I see. So they aren't researching this stuff themselves?"

"He didn't clarify what they were, so I don't think so."

Actions

>...Well, give him a break for a while.
>...If you want I can take over.
>Well, I'm going to infect him... He should tell us everything, if he's strong-willed.
>Don't give him any mercy. Go back in there, Daciana.
>Write-in

>>675891
>...If you want I can take over.

"If you want, I can take over."

"Go ahead. Just be careful, he's a little feisty."

You go into the cell, and see Zhukov chained to a cell bar, in a small pool of his own blood. He's been bandaged and seems to be resting.

"Zhukov?"

"Go drown yourself..."

Actions.

>Begin the torture again.
>Infect him.
>Maybe you can play a little bit of good cop and bad cop? You'll be the good cop, of course.
>...Just leave, he's in no fit state to be interrogated.
>Unless you tell me, we will continue until your dead and your head is sent to your family.
>...Do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it.
>If you just told me, this would be a lot easier.
>Write-In

>>675905
>...Do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it.
>If you just told me, this would be a lot easier.

"Just curious, do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it."

"...Fuck off."

"I don't think you want to get me angry."

"...I have three daughters and my wife."

"Address?"

"It's called I'm not telling you jackshit."

"Real smooth. Tell me about the tech and this would be a lot easier."

"I'd rather die then tell the likes of you..."

"If you keep it up like that, you will die."

"Good."

Actions.

>...If you continue to anger me, it's back to torture.
>Torture time.
>...Listen, I don't like doing this. Just tell me and it'll stop.
>...Well then, here's what I'll do if you don't tell me. I will find your daughters and wife, and infect them.
>Infect him so he'll just tell you this shit.
>I'm trying to help you. Just let me help.
>...Great, now I can't do this.
>...Tell me their address or I'll make sure to send them a gift for christmas... Your head.
>Write-In

I'll be back in a few hours anons.

>>675942
>...Tell me their address or I'll make sure to send them a gift for christmas... Your head.

>>675942
>Torture time.

>>675942
>infect him

>>676427
This may be a bad idea. He could break out of his restraints.

>>676434
He's also strong willed considering he's resisted interrogation this long. There's a good chance he would go rouge and form his own pack in the Soviet Union.

"Tell me where they live or I'll make sure to send them a gift for Christmas."

He spits blood onto your paw.

"When I get out of here, you will make a nice welcome mat."

"Grh.... Fuck you then."

You punch him right in the face and start torturing him.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for enhanced interrogation techniques again.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>676638

>>676640
That moment when Dacia ask for lessons.

With a single punch, you knock a tooth out of his mouth. You then grab his hand, and savagely pull off one of his fingers, and he yells for help, and begins to cry a little.

"Tell me where they live!"

"J-Just... Just don't hurt them...."

You knee him in the head, and he goes into the wall.

"WHERE ARE THEY!?"

"The-they live in Belozersk! It's a small town past Moscow!"

"Good boy..." You give him a pat on the head while he scrambles away from you.

"Now... Tell me about the technology."

Roll me a 1d20+6

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>676667
>we wasted a crit pass on fucking the directions

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>676667

15+6=21

"A-Alright..."

"Tell me."

"One of our gulag prisoners... I think a old governor from one of the Polish provinces discovered a portal to a new dimension in Siberia... We established communications with a faction know as the Brotherhood of Nod, and they sent some scientists to our aid in exchange for refuge... We later received a large shipment of weapons from another faction known a the GDI,.. The Nod gave them to us as gifts though."

"I see... Anything else?"

"N-no..."

"Do you know how these weapons work?"

"No... I was just briefed from Moscow by Stalin during the siege."

He seems terrified now... And is heavily injured.

Actions.

>...Do the soviets know about a portal that rests in a castle?
>Is there any other portals to their dimension?
>...Nod scientists? Where are they stationed?
>Thank you, comrade...
>At this point, your just going to torture him for fun. He deserves it for assaulting your lands...
>...I think that's all I need to know. Leave him.
>...Old governor? Wait, was that the man who I imprisoned and convinced the KGB to send him to a gulag?
>Write-In

>>676708
>Is there any other portals to their dimension?
>...Nod scientists? Where are they stationed?
>...Old governor? Wait, was that the man who I imprisoned and convinced the KGB to send him to a gulag?
>Stop if it honestly seems like he'll die die.

>>676712
This

"Is there any other portals to their dimension?"

"No... Not as far as I'm aware of.f"

"I see. Are you talking about the governor who I got imprisoned by the KGB and sent to a gulag?"

"...I think?"

"How is his family holding up?"

"They're all dead but him. He tried to commit suicide four times..."

"Oh, shit... Well, uh... Where are the Nod scientists held at?"

He seems like he's about to open his mouth, but quickly closes it.

Actions.

>...Torture time. (Warning, if failed could possibly kill him if it's a Failure and below.)
>...Do you want me to send Daciana in here with me? Talk. (Intimidation, HARD)
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)
>...If you tell me about them, I'll be willing to give you a break in the interrogation. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In

>>676740
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)

>>676740
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +2 if you can describe what your going to do with them if he doesn't agree. Additional +3 if you can remain upbeat about it.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>676759

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>676759

Rolled 86 + 4 (1d100 + 4)

>>676759

16+4=20

Success!

"Listen, if you tell me I'll spare your family, ok?"

"R-right... They're in the northern tip of the Ural Mountains. I have no idea where specifically they are though."

"Good. I may be back and I may not be back."{/b]

You exit the room and tell Daciana what you learned...

"So, what are we going to do with him?"

"I was thinking along the lines of torture him to death like any other soviet bastard..."

Actions.

>No, goddamn it. That's a little extreme.
>Well, let's infect him...
>I say we just execute him by firing squad.
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...
>...Nom? Nom.
>Well, my wife always like the taste of conscripts... Maybe a general will taste better?
>Write-In

>>676785
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...
>His earn his rest, insted we have new targets

>>676785
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...

Oh man. We were suppose to infect some more people but got sidetracked with torturing Zhukov. Are we going to do that now?

"Come on, let's just imprison him for later..."

She seems a little disappointed...

"So uh, what about his family?"

"I promised to spare them."

"I know, but are we going to do anything?"

Actions.

>...Hell no, I'm not a monster.
>I think we should let Zhukov write a note to them telling them he's alright... If he can write now. (Stojan becomes more kind.)
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.
>...I think we should nom his family in front of his eyes. (Stojan becomes more sadistic towards Soviets)
>Write-In

>>676814
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.

>>676814
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.

"I think I know a way to break him permanently. We find his family and either kill them or classify infecting them as sparing them. Besides, I think he's more willing to coopereate if we kidnap his family... And maybe he could be made loyal if we infect his family."

"Right... So you want to go do that now or try to do that party you spoke about?"

Actions.

>Yeah... I feel like I'm in the mood to infect or kill.
>Who said I was going? Send someone else.
>...Party of course! But first we have to find a location!
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.
>Just clarifying, I'm killing his family.
>Just clarifying, I'm infecting and kidnapping his family.
>Write-In

>>676858
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.

>>676863
Just saying anons if you could please select what your going to do if you vote for a clarifying option. Because that would save time.

>>676858
>Yeah... I feel like I'm in the mood to infect or kill.
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.

>>676814
>I think we should let Zhukov write a note to them telling them he's alright... If he can write now. (Stojan becomes more kind.)

>>676858
>Who said I was going? Send someone else.
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.

"Well, I'm kidnapping his family."

"I see..."

Rolling.

1=I'll go do it now
2=Send a commander

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>676886
Dropped this

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>676886
Fuck, forgot to roll.

"I'll send a commander to kidnap them."

"Erh, who exactly?"

"...Well, maybe someone good with kids?"

"Hold on, we're kidnapping the guy's kids?"

"Yeah?"

"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"

"Well, we're not killing them or turning them into little werewolves, so I think it's fine..."

Who to send?

Actions.

>Your dad, he's great at talking... Though you might not want to mention that this is for interrogation and instead juts say that you need a few people brought over here.
>Leopold, he's your second in command... And maybe he's good with kids?
>Congratulations, you'll go!
>...Send Ivanka. And pray she doesn't eat them.
>How about Demetrynev? I think he's a friend of their family.
>Petrov. He's needs to do SOMETHING.
>Send Kutyvoka... She's great at talking to people.
>Write-In

Also, while you set up the party...

>Switch to the chosen commander's PoV.
>Nah, just remain you.

>>676910
>How about Demetrynev? I think he's a friend of their family

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>>676910
Doesn't Zhukov's family live in Moscow? It would take weeks if not months to travel there considering the distance and all the obstacles in between us and Moscow. Although if anyone send Leopold and Kutyvoka.

Going to wait ten more minutes anons.

>>676910
>Leopold, he's your second in command... And maybe he's good with kids?

Higher chance of success.

Leopold it is.

"Well, let me call up Leopold."

"Got it..."

You go to find a phone and call up Leopold.

"Ja? What is it?"

"I need you to kidnap Zhukov's family. They're staying in a town outside of Moscow. You know what to do."

"Ja. Got it."

You hang up... And realize you still gotta plan that party for the upper class.

Actions.

>...Quickly call Leopold and ask where he lives. Maybe you can use that place for a party?
>...Adrian... He lives in a upperclass mansion and doesn't hate you. And has a pretty good looking wife. Why don't you call him and ask if you can party in his place?
>Nah, you'll just do it in your home. Even if it's small and has a skeleton closet... And has a bunch of hungry werewolves and a robot.
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!
>Maybe dad's apartment? It's small, but respectable.
>...Maybe you should call someone and ask if they want to join in on the party.
>Write-In

>>677031
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!
Don't forget to grab the women by the pussy

>>677031
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!

>>677037
Ayyy

You decide to hold it in the abandoned neighbor's house. Of course you get a fuckton of lycanthropes to carry shit there from the old party, and eventually it seems like a place ready for a party...

Hans of course, comes up beside you.

"Erh, what's with the party decorations next door?"

"Oh, you know, party to infect the upper class."

"...Why?"

"Because then I can have werewolf aristocrats. Do you not know how cool that is? Also, it gives me a fuckton more money, and a very state-controlled economy, since I can personally order them around."

"Erh... Why not just leave them be?"

You laugh heartily and pat hans on his head.

"Oh man, Hans... You nearly got me."

"...Erh, why?"

"Because I would be a dick if I didn't spread my gift around. Now, how does the place look?"

"...Good?"

Actions.

>Pat him on the head. That's all you could ask for.
>So... Want to party with us? Have you ever gone to a party?
>I bet there will be plenty of women there. And I know your married, but still... Women.
>...Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. So there might be a lot of women there, who aren't somewhat overweight... Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.
>...You'd make an adorable scaly servant. In fact, why don't you be a butler at the party for a little bit?
>...You know, there might be some "trash" coming over, and I need a bouncer. A small, scaly bouncer. You in?
>...Just saying, there might be a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography. Could you hide or get rid of them?
>Write-In

>>677080
>...Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. So there might be a lot of women there, who aren't somewhat overweight... Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.
>...Just saying, there might be a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography. Could you hide or get rid of them?
"As a king, I don't even wait. I just kiss them because I'm a fucking magnet for women"

>>677080
>Pat him on the head. That's all you could ask for.

"Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. There might be a lot women there, who unlike my wife aren't somewhat overweight. Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.... But also could you get rid of a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography?"

"Wait, you're going to cheat on your wife?"

"As a king, I don't even wait, I just kill them because I'm a fucking magnet for women."

"I mean, why are you going to cheat on her?"

Actions.

>Headpat.
>Come on, I mean she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional and you know, nice.
>It was just a thought. Nevermind that.
>...Come on, I need something to boast about with the guys...
>...Please?
>...You're right, this is stupid. Why did I even think about it?
>I'm tired of sleeping with a godless communist... It's a sin in and outside of itself.
>...It's nothing serious, ok?
>Write-In

>>677141
>It was just a thought. Nevermind that.

>>677141
>Headpat.
>Come on, I mean she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional and you know, nice.
>I need something to boast about with the guys...

>>677141
voting this >>677148

>>677151
Make Poland great again!
Build a wall and make the Soviets pay for it!

You give him a headpat.

"I mean, she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional, and you know... Nice."

"You want someone with feelings?"

"Well, yeah... I mean, it's not fun being a werewolf if you don't have someone terrified of you."

"I see..."

"Besides, I need something to boast about with the guys."

He sighs a little bit.
"I mean, I guess... What do you want me to do?"

"Take her out for dinner, ok?"

"...Dinner?"

"Fancy restaurant or something, ok?"

"...Alright?"

"But first, clean the damned house up. I only have an hour."

"Got it."

After a little bit he comes out with a bag of family potraits and whatnot, and hides them behind the house.

"Done... Now you want me to go out to dinner with your wife?"

Actions.

>...Yeah, don't worry about it.
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.
>...I don't want to cheat on my wife... It's not what a catholic would do.
>Write-In

>>677183
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.

>>677183
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!

>>677183
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.

You start wagging your tail and hug him.

"Thank you! But first... Some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else, and second if you tell her anything, I will personally crucify you."

He gulps, and you pat him on the head.

"There. Now, get going, the party's about to begin."

He runs off and you go into the house...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well Hans can ask your wife out.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239
If Ivanka rejects him does that means she has werewolf privilege and is racist towards Kobolds/lizard folk?

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239

>>677280
Looks like we get to grab some pussy for the whole night

Critical Success!

You are currently Hans, and your friend has asked you to ask his wife out.
This is fucking weird.

You go up to Ivanka, who seems to be watching television.

"Erh, Ivanka?"

"...What is it?" She looks towards you.

"I'm uh... Do you want to go out for dinner?"

She looks at you, and starts smiling... And...

"...I suppose, Comrade... Did Stojan approve?"

"Erh, yeah."

"...I see. Well little comrade, where are we going?"

"Wait, why did you actually agree?"

"...I can't help but feel pity for a manlet like yourself."

"I am NOT a manlet..."

She pats you on the head...

"Just make sure to impress me, comrade."

You are now Stojan, and the first guests are arriving to your house... You of course introduce yourself, etc etc, and bring them inside. You tell them not to drink until you give an "important announcement", and you see in the distance Hans taking your wife out to the truck.
Huh, good for him.

After a little while, most of the guests arrived, until you see Adrian Staryznski, with his rather cute American wife.

"Stojan?"

"I didn't think I invited you..."

"Oh, sorry. I was told that there was announcement here by one of my business partners. I also brought a case of my special brew."

Actions.

>...Erh, sorry, but I can't let you in.
>...Wink towards his wife. Maybe she might get the hint?
>...I'll recommend you head home. I can't risk pissing off the capitalists by turning you into a werewolf. And your wife.
>Special brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it.
>Well, come right in!
>...I think I invited your wife, sorry.
>Write-In

>>677323
>Special brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it.
>Make suggestive moves at his wife

>>677323
>Well, come right in!

"Special Brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it."

"Sure. Here you go."

You begin drinking it down... And holy shit, it's fucking amazing. You actually never had vodka this good before. You chug it down until it's empty and hand it back to him.

"...That was damned good. Thank you."

"No problem."

You let him pass, but you stop his wife and wink at her.

"Do you need something?" She says. It seems she hasn't noticed your advance.

Actions.

>...I recommend you drink some of the vodka I put out. It's a great experience.
>Just curious... Are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new... Experience?
>Huh? Sorry. Just tell your husband that I enjoyed his brew greatly.
>...Tell your husband not to drink any of the vodka, ok?
>...You know, for a human... You're kinda cute.
>...What was that recipe? You know, the one with the hotdogs? And the hamburgers?
>Write-In

>>677347
>Just curious... Are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new... Experience?
>...You know, for a human... You're kinda cute.
Grab her by the pussy

>>677347
>...I recommend you drink some of the vodka I put out. It's a great experience.

"...Just curious, are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new experience?"

"Are you... Are you hitting on me?"

You grab her in a rather private area.

"No... What I'm saying is that for a human, you're kinda cute..."

"Erh... I'm already married."

"Come on babe... Besides, maybe you should drink some of the vodka I put out? It's a great experience."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can into tumbling.

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>677392
Praise kek

17+2=19

Success!

"...Well..."

"Come on..."

She sighs a little.

"...I mean... Maybe in a little bit?"

You let her inside, and continue to introduce yourself... Until you see some... Hispanics pull up? They come up to your door.

"Erh, who are you?"

"I am Salvadore Santiago... I think you know my father. And my children."

"Oh, right. My treasurer..."

"Yes... I was invited here, and this is my sister Cecillia."

She gives you a polite introduction, and she seems extremely attractive to you, at least.... Probably because of the spanish accent. If you had to guess, she's about twenty four.

"Erh... Right."

Actions.

>...Well, I'll let the two of you in.
>Sorry, but your father would be pissed off at me if I let you in.
>...Suggestive move towards Cecillia!
>I'll let the two of you in, but only for a little bit. You gotta leave past the announcement part.
>...Hey uh, could you give your father a bottle of vodka here? Just curious.
>Write-In