>>680813
A traveler, I saw a city and thought I could get a meal here. Did I come at a bad time?

>>680818
Fine with this

>>680813

Hey um. I heard this place was great to visit. Guess I was wrong.

>>680813
"Uhh" you start, internally checking if your Rage Aura was active, but you couldn't feel anything, so... you were fine? "I'm just a visitor, I was looking for some food and some friends, did I come at a bad time?"

In an instant, the atmosphere changed to something altogether more pleasant as the Meister in front put up his spear, who turned back into human form.
"Weird kid" he muttered "so what was with that red thing we saw?"

"UHHHH"

>Explain
>Brush it off
>Write-In

>Explain it
I mean, SOMEONE's going to find out eventuslly

>>680927
>>Explain
Fuck it

>>680927
>>Explain
it's a supersized action figure

>>680927
>explain
See its one of those human weapon things, super special but after prolonged use the person goes inside of me or something like that cause it just does

>>680927
IT WAS A GIFT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES TO ENSURE I MAY SEARCH FOR MY FRIENDS WORKING WITH LORD DEATH.

>>680927
>Explain
It's a tin can

>>681351
this

sorry for delays, got stuck in a no service area
>>680927
"It's uh, it's my plane, kinda like a weapon with no human form, so it just kinda vanishes when I don't need it."

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681388

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>681388
Ora.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>681388

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681388
Just Banepost at them until they believe us.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>681388

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>681388

>>681388
You flash a winning smile, and that seems to convince them. They shrug their shoulders and walk back to the city gates. One team stays behind, the Lightning spear dude.
"Hey" he says "if that's a talent of yours, you should join the DWMA, they're always looking for new talent"

You nod, and he walks in to town.

Alright, operation Fuck Star is go, you've got implied permission to be in the city, now you had to find the asshole and make his day hell...

How were you gonna find this guy?

>Ask around
>Look around yourself
>Write-In

>>681436
>Look around
Just gotta listen out for the loudest most annoying idiot we can find.

>>681436
>ask around for a super annoying ninja names Star-Black

This will draw his ass out

>>681436
>>Look around yourself

>>681436
>Look around yourself

>>681436
>>Look around yourself

>>681436
You walk through the huge gates of Death City, and begin your search through the many layers, from the bottom all the way to the DWMA...

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find Black Star!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>681859

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>681859

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>681859

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>681859

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>681859

Rolled 3 (1d20)

THERE HE IS

>>681866
>>681876
In the olde days of Akuma Quest, this would've caused a silly crit.
But what will happen now?

>>681859
Your search is stopped by SOMETHING falling on your head, sending you crashing to the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6CDOG5TjNw

"YAHOO!"

I think he literally fell into our lap

Indeed, we should stab him

But if we do that Maka might not like us!

Hmm... you're right, we will have to be more subtle, and more importantly, we don't have a knife to stab him with, we have FIST though...

You roll over, shoving the asshole off and confirming that yes, it is Black Star, with Tsubaki in that short knife mode.

You pick yourself up, feeling that strange lightheadedness again.

"Who are you?" You ask, just to be certain

"I'm BLACK STAR! I'm the man who's going to surpass God!" He says, pointing to himself with his off-hand thumb.

Yep, it's him, now how to make his day hell...

Fight him
Trash his Ego with words
Write-In

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
Fucking cocksucker

>>681962
>Throw him off of you
>Trash his Ego with words

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
Shitpost all over his entire life, then seduce Tsubaki.

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>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
>Tell him to eat shit

>Trash his Ego with words

>>681970
This.

>>681962
>Commence shittalk.
>>681980
Damnit Ora I already lost my sides.
I'm not sure I want to lose anything else.

>>681962
>Fight
Challenge him, tell him to back up him claim in the language of battle.

>>681962
>Fight him

"Big words, let's see if you can back them up."

>>681962
"Fucking cocksucker" you say, brushing your shorts and hoodie off. Oh hey, iconic outfit, you hadn't really noticed it before, but it was a gold short-sleeved hoodie with a fluffy inside that made it look like a Wolf's hackles when it was down, and white shorts with the same sort of fur lining. "Any particular reason you fell on my ass or did you just want to eat my shit today?"

He instantly drops to a fighting pose "You wanna go!? I won't go easy on you just because you're younger than me!"

You grin, raising your fists...

Come on, come on, PUNCH HIS FACE IN THE FACE!

We're not good with words are we

WHO GIVES A SHIT WE HAVE FIST

You've begun to tune the voices out, they're really annoying, but they raise a good point: you really had to work on your banter, thinking shit up on the fly was HARD.

HARD LIKE YOUR FISTS.

YES, PUNCHES, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOOD AT!

"Dude who's gonna surpass god wants to start with little old me?" You match his grin with one of your own. "Well isn't it just a fucking shame this is where your ascension stops"

He launches forward, aiming to land a grazing punch that would leave a cut along your cheek.

Let it cut
Dodge

>>682067
>Let it cut
Then we follow with a punch.
We can tank it.

>>682067
>Let it cut and counter with a uppercut

>>682067
>Let it cut
Chicks dig scars.

>>682067
>Let it cut

>>682078
this

>>682067
>let it cut
>nobody makes me bleed my own blood but me!
Then fist

Writing now.

>>682067
>dodge

because otherwises they wonder why we are't bleeding.

>>682067
You let the knife graze along your cheek, not even moving to get out of the way, simply letting your blood harden as it passed, not a single drop spilling out.

"Here's a little secret" you say, stepping into his now open guard and planting a fist into his solar plexus, whispering into his ear "Gods don't bleed, and you're about to bleed a whole fuck of a lot" you launch him skyward at the last word, licking your lips and savoring the sting of the wound.

You could let the Black Blood out and use it to really make his day hell, or you could just freak him out by never bleeding...

Let it out, cut him to pieces!

No fuck that, let's just punch his lights out!

We could run away now, like he's not even worth our time, it would really piss him off...

This is BLACK STAR we're talking about, he'll probably think we talk big but are terrified of him, we gotta keep up the fight! USE THE BLACK BLOOD!

Use the Black Blood Offensively
Use it Defensively
Other (Write-In)

>>682166
>Use it Defensively
We have black blood weapon? If we use it to not bleed, maybe we should call it Caliburn

>>682166
>Punch his lights out. Break every bone in his body.

>>682166
>Use it Defensively
>Jump after and body slam him into the ground.

>>682183
Black blood ITSELF is a weapon, we didn't pick up one a daemon weapon inside us tho.

>>682183
we don't have a full black blood weapon like Crona, just black blood like what Soul and Maka had.

>>682166
>Use it Defensively
Lets not get researched

>>682183
I elect to call it caliburn, too, and make excalibur our weapon later.

>>682166
Also use our Grigori Soul for offense

>>682166
Defensively

>>682166
Defensive roundhouse kick with Blooooooook

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>>682237
Don't mind me, just being a forgetful retard

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>>682166
You'd rather not let even a complete idiot like Black Star let you know you've got something really special going on. You've already implied you're some sort of God by saying Gods don't bleed and then not bleeding... maybe he'll think you are one, maybe not, better than bleeding and using it as a weapon, especially this early in the game.

You jumped after Black Star, fully intending to pummel his ass into the ground, but before you got there he had changed Tsubaki into that chain weapon form, you couldn't remember the name of it, some sort of fuckin Ninja Weapon. He threw one end towards you, but it missed easily... until you felt the chain draping over you and realized what was happening.

Let him pull you in!
Slip out of it while you have the chance!

>>682305
slip out of it

>>682305
>Slip out.

>>682305
>Slip out of it

>>682305
You reach up and grab at the chain, trying to escape from it!

Roll 1d20 to escape!

>>682305
>Slip out of it.
We've got more important things to do, we've accomplished our goal of taunting black*star, so let's just go inside.

>>682305
How could you forget what that is Kayaba? Its obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU5KxBYYneA

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>682328

>>682305
>Slip out.

Mock him for having to use weapons on someone younger than him with no weapon

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>682328
d

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>682328
Time to escape lol
>>682334
I love my internet.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>682328

>>682345
>Snakenon
>Doesn't roll snake eyes
0/10

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>682328

>>682345
that's twice...

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>tfw we have no dumb luck
>tfw we only have a retard's luck

>>682328
Oh like HELL you're letting this dumbass pull a Thresh, you pull the chain right off of you and throw it back at his stupid fuckin smug ass grin, sending him crashing to the ground as you land beside him.

We should kill him!

KILL HIM!

This... actually sounds like a good idea, yes, we should kill him!

Kill him
Beat him up
Walk away

>>682416
>Beat him up
>Break his arms and legs
>Break his hips
>Destroy him but do not kill.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolling to ignore the voices

>>682416
>walk away
Walk away man, don't give in to this.

>>682416
>Walk away

>>682416
>walk away
after getting in his face and saying nobody makes me bleed my own blood but me
>then face fist punch

>>682416
>Walk away.
Kill god? You couldn't even beat me.

>>682416
>Punch him in the face over and over

>>682416

I think we have proved our point here. Lets go do something better

>>682416
>Beat him up
>Walk away

>>682416
Beat him up

>>682416
You ignore the voices in your head, leaning down to whisper in his ear.

"Surpass God? You couldn't even beat me"

You got up and walked away down an alley.

Well, operation Fuck Star was a sucess today, now what to do?...

Find your companions
Wander the city
Go back and kill Black Star

>>682491
>Go back kick him in the dick, then wander the city

>>682491
Find Maka somehow. Warn her about Blair.

>>682491
>Find your companions

>>682491
>Find maka.

>>682491
Voting this >>682506

>Wander city
Check and see If incog and Argo are at Blairs house

>>682491
>Find your companions

>>682506
This.

>>682491
>Find your companions

>>682506
Voting this.

>>682491
Maybe you should find Maka so Soul can become a Death Scythe early, that'd be neat, and then you could avoid having Incog lose one of her nine lives, because you're 99% sure she's with Blair right about now...

Maka would be in the DWMA, right?

Or would she be out and about?

At home?

YOU FOOL, YOU MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY BY NOT KILLING BLACK STAR!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, DUDE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO INSULT HIM LIKE THAT, HE'S GOING TO GO FULL STAR-EYED AND TRY TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN!

You shake your head, and think about where you would find a girl and her scythe-man...

Go to the DWMA
Try to find her somewhere in the city
Go to her home

> go to her home
What's the worst that could happen right?

>>682669
Go to her home

>>682669
In order of what's probably going to fail,
>Try her house.
>Go to the school.
>Try to find her in the city.

>>682669
>Go to the DWMA
We should join up

>>682669
>Go to her home

>>682669
>Go to the DWMA

Waiting for a more definitive vote guys.

>>682669
>Go to her home

>>682686
This.

>>682669
...Wait shit, did you even know where her house was?

Black Star seems to be her friend, maybe you could ask him... AND THEN KILL HIM YA FUCKIN IDIOT

Yeah no, you weren't going to do that.

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Maka's house!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>683057
>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Maka's house!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>683057
Rolling
>>683060
So close

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>683057

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>683057

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>683057

>>683057
...Instead, you were going to turn the fucking corner and find Maka's house right there!

Seriously, that was absurdly easy to find.

You knock on the door...

and get no response, looks like she's either out and about in the city or at the DWMA.

Wander the city
Go straight to the DWMA

>>683142
>Break into her house. Why not?

>Wander the city

Off to blairs we go

>>683142
>>Break into her house. Why not?
Cast fist on the lock.

>>683142
>Head too Blairs house

WE HAVE PUSSY TO PET.

>>683142
>>Head too Blairs house

>>683142
>Head to Blair's house.
I wonder if we can waifu blair

>>683142
>Head to Blair's house.

>>683142
Fuck it, time to see if you can scrounge up a mangy cat or two... Blair's house it is!

But where the hell is that?

Roll 1d20 to find Blair's house!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>683376

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>683376

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>683376

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>683376
Rolling for cat women.

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>>683376
You are REALLY good at finding places in this city, like holy shit.

You stand in Blair's yard, looking up at the huge pumpkin house... odd, you didn't remember there being a giant rose blossom at the top.

Whatever.

You knocked on the door, and heard someone hurrying down stairs. A moment later the door opened, revealing...

Blair, completely fucking naked.

"Oh hello small child!"

Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to keep your cool

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>683467
Howdy Sweet Cheeks, Mind if we cum inside?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>683467
Nosebleed intensifies

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>683467
>Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to keep your cool

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>683467
Time for spaghetti.

>>683471
Goodo jobbu

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>683467

Rolled 4 (1d20)

testing dice

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>these rolls
Spaghetti time.

>>683471
>High impact sexual violence intensifies

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>>683567
Fuck me, I forgot the image.

>>683467
You stiffen in... all the places. Specifically, your blood hardens almost instantaneously, turning you into a fucking statue and making you fall face first into her boobs.

AHAHAHAHA HE DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

THIS IS PUNISHMENT FOR NOT KILLING BLACK STAR!

Wait shit, he's getting free gropes, THIS ISN'T A PUNISHMENT AT ALL!

FUCK

And then you lost consciousness, because your blood literally stopped flowing to your brain.

Some time later

You wake up to find two very well endowed women, thankfully fully clothed, standing over you.

God damnit new body, you did not need that overreaction to seeing a naked woman, literally almost everyone walked around naked in the Warehouse, YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS SHIT.

Bleargh, that was going to be something you had to watch out for.

"Hey Wolfy!" The second one said, grinning.

You wave, sitting up.

"Well, that solves a few problems and answers a few questions"

"Like the question of whether or not you could handle seeing a cat-girl like me or Blair naked?"

"Something like that, it also answers the question of "where are my fucking friends?"

She laughs, and that only makes it concrete that it is in fact Incog you're speaking to. Only she had that wonderful laugh, well okay maybe it wasn't wonderful but you needed a laugh like that right now, that was a fucking stupid situation to deal with.

"So this is your friend you suddenly remembered? He's a little shorter than you said he'd be..." Blair said, twirling a finger through her hair absentmindedly.

"Yeah, that happens when he suddenly gets turned into a ten year old, I guess... oh hey, nice clothes by the way! I like how the fluff looks!"

You feel the fur lining of your hood, yeah this stuff was really nice, too bad it wouldn't really fit in a few years... oh wait, yeah it would, it grew with you, if you recalled.

Fuckin nice.

"So, I take it you happen to enjoy Blair's company?"

"Yeah!" she says, giving the other cat a hug "She's been teaching me magic for a long time, and uh, well I guess technically not anymore, but she's like, my older sisterrrrr...."

her voice trails off, a haunted look overcoming her eyes.

A second later she's back to normal.

"Older bestest friend, yeah! Let's go with that and pretend I didn't say that other word, okay!?"

Well, normal as Incog would get, ever.

We should talk to her about that

That won't help, clearly she needs a dose of our blood to feel better!

Have I ever told you you're fucking stupid?

But it makes sense! Think about it, if she goes crazy she won't have to be so sad about Anonymous!

Huh, that is a good point, yeah, maybe we should infect her, sorry for calling you stupid!

Infect her with Black Blood
Talk to her
Grab her ass and get out of Blair's house, looking for your other friends

>>683710
>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.

>>683710
Talk to her. Remind her that everything is okay. Well, at least as okay as things get with our group, which is pretty alright.

>>683710
>Talk to her
Fuck you voices

>>683710
>Talk to her

>>683710
>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.

>>683751
>>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.

Before you really get the chance to say anything, you hear a window breaking upstairs.

Oh shit, that was Soul.

End of Session

Presidential Debate tonight and I'm suffering from a severe cold of some sort. Sorry for cutting it short.

>>683797
Right, now that THAT shitshow is over, time for my usual questions:
How's my writing, and do you like/dislike the direction the story is going?

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>>684766
I like it. My only complaint is that it could use more motorcycles.

>>684766
>>684766
Maybe its the worlds we are going through, but how many threads did it take for you to get through the plotline? Feels like you're keeping it pretty loose and fast. Maybe having a bit of more meat to the updates would be handy? I'm not saying go full ham, but changing a few things should in turn invalidate the future that we see in the show yanno?

I mean hell Medusa is a slippery little thing and given a chance will fuck our day pretty hard if we don't kill her in one go.

Right, it's my break day, figure I might as well stir up some discussion so the thread isn't ded for a whole day:
What worlds would you guys like to see Jumped?
Are there any worlds you would love to AVOID?
What waifus do you want Incog to collect?

>>687964
boku no pico

>>687964
Any of the ones I've done or will be doing a build for desu. (right now that's limited to Undertale, Slayers, and Bayonetta here eventually)

I'd prefer to avoid going to one piece, but I'd need to look over the full jump list to state more

Isn't incog going to pick up Blair as a waifu anyway? As for more, I honestly don't have an answer there, it's all up to chance.

>>688066
>avoid one piece
You boring as shit.

>>688066
>avoid going to one piece
>not getting haki

Wow that's dumb.

>>688081
>>688087
I have a general disdain for One Piece with the author at the source of it.

>>687964
I'd like to avoid any magical girl world bullshit

Also we have enough waifus now so stop it incog. I mean, if she did pick some up she should get the best ones instead of just ramping up the numbers.

>>688094
>I don't like this work
>So I'll just ignore this SUPER-USEFUL ability I can get from it

Again, that's dumb.

>>687964
Blair, and the thompson sisters

>>687964
>What worlds would you guys like to see Jumped?
RWBY, Negima, One Piece
>Are there any worlds you would love to AVOID?
Anything Warhammer

>>688122
This.

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>>687964
I'd say cut back on the waifus, or you will have too many characters to write.

Waifu overload has killed more then one quest

>>688138
Heresy

>>689259
Active companion limit of 8

>>688066
I would to jump to no game no life.

>>689811
oh shit, that's right, I just remembered I also did a build for that at one point. no idea why it slipped my mind.

>>687964
>like to see
Dragon Age, Diablo, Fable
>avoid
ASOIAF

>>683797
"What was that?" Blair asks, looking up "I hope my bathtub didn't try to run away again..."

You jump off the couch "It's someone looking to kill you, one of you anyways"

"And just how would you know that?"

"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit"

"I like his style, you've got a good choice in friends Inny!"

"Thanks!"

Right, you could either confront Soul and Maka now... or run the fuck away.

>Confront them
>Run

>>690040
>Confront them
What are we a faget?

>>690040
>Fuck 'em up

>Confront them
"This isn't the witch you are looking for"

>>690040
>Confront them

A test of formatting, god I hope it's tied to the fucking NAME NOT THE ID

>>690040
"Alright, basically these guys think you're real witches, and they want to make a Death Scythe, I'm thinking we need to sit them down and explain a few things, and if they won't listen..."

"BOOM!" Incog giggled.

"Boom, punch, same difference" you say, shrugging "now let's wait for them to come downstairs"

You straightened your back, putting your hands in your pockets.

You heard muffled voices from upstairs, something about having to climb through broken glass, what sounded like an apology from Soul, nothing that would indicate they were coming down yet.

[i]We should go beat them up right now![/i]

[i]Yeah, I wanna punch Soul in his smug fuckin face at least once![/i]

[i]Nah, Soul's a chill dude, let's punch Maka instead![/i]

[b]Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices![/b]

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>690057
Rolling for not being a dumbass

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Roll

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>690057

>>690057
You shake your head, dispelling the voices, or at least not listening to them. You'll wait a little longer.

A few moments later, you see the head of Soul's Scythe poke down the staircase, followed quickly by the rest of the weapon and Maka.

"I thought you said this witch lived alone!"

"She did!"

"Your info is outdated" you say, crossing your arms "And incorrect in other ways too, like the fact that you think there's a Witch here at all!"

Maka looks very confused.

"These two aren't actual witches, they're magical cats, their souls don't qualify"

"Uh huh, hot girl in skimpy clothes are witches, plain and simple!" Soul says, the eye on his weapon form narrowing.

You chuckle "oh man, you've got a lot to learn about the world if that's what you think"

"Like you know anything, shorty!"

Shorty?

SHORTY!?

The voices were clamoring to punch Maka and Soul in the face.

You were starting to agree with them.

>Roll 1d20 to resist the madness!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>690072
Can we kick their asses a little?

just fuck their shit up

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Goddamit KAYABA

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>690072

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>690072
Punch methodically

>>690083
As in "cool-headed"

>>690083
Roll faster nigga.

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>>690072
You twitch, your body having a lot of trouble resisting the urge to deck Maka in the face.

It was going to be a lot harder to resist this than you thought.

>Insanity levels rising!

"I'm not short, I'm young, there's a difference! In fact I'm tall for my age! Also this has nothing to do with the fact that these two are not witches!"

"Uh huh, you their kid or some shit?"

"Actually I'm only 11" Incog said.

"...bullshit, I call BULLSHIT" Soul says "no one that young could possibly look that hot!"

She giggles "Are you saying you wanna bang?"

"UH, UH, NO COMMENT"

"Too bad" she says, shrugging "I'm already spoken for!"

She put a hand on your shoulder.

"So, either get out, or I turn you into a piece of shrapnel!"

Maka readies Soul "Knew you were trouble..."

You roll your eyes, all that effort to control yourself for nothing, thanks Incog.

>Try to defuse the situation
>Get in the fight

>>690090
People usually listen when they got their ass beaten... that's how it works, RIGHT?

>>690090
>>Try to defuse the situation

>>690090
>Try to defuse the situation

>try to defuse the situation
"Goddamit Incog, can we please not?"

>Try to defuse the situation

>>690090
You grab Incog's hand "can we please not? If we fight and they win, their 99 souls are forfeit and I'd like them to get practice being and using a Death Scythe long before any real trouble comes around, if they lose, they'll just come back and I really don't want to deal with this whole song and dance again and again until they win" you put your hands into air quotes on that last word.

"Fiiine, I won't fight them, but you have to promise me you'll punch them in the face at some point!"

"Can't promise that"

"Then promise I won't have to wait another six years!"

"Six years until?..." you ask, fearing you already knew the answer

"until we can have sex!"

You groan, and try to take some pleasure from the embarrassment by watching Maka's shocked face.

"You have a serious problem, Incog"

"I blame myself" Blair said "Being around a purrfect creature such as myself would make anyone horny!"

Oh god the puns, make them stop.

"I don't have a problem, I've got a situation with a very obvious solution, there's a difference!"

"A problem with an easy fix is still a problem, and what's this fix you've got in mind anyways?"

"Hot wolfman dickings, of course!"

You smack a hand to your forehead "The longer you guys look like you're ready to fight the longer this lasts, save me, please, stop looking like a confused puppy and put the scythe down"

Soul finally reverts to human form, looking just as confused and bothered by the situation as Maka.

"Thank you" you say, sitting back down on the couch with Incog and Blair "So, yeah, these two aren't witches, and I'm a...mostly normal human, and more importantly, your nurse? The one at the DWMA? She IS a Witch"

"What!? No way, that's crazy, I don't believe a word of that!"

"Soul Protect is a thing" you say "allowing Witches to hide their presence in plain sight, even to those who can see Souls, even to Death himself"

Maka still doesn't seem to believe you...

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince Maka and Soul!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>690122

Rolled 20 (1d20)

> Ask Deati h and the rest of the staff where she came from, I mean seriously - she has no background and got hired?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>690122
let's bang the nurse

dice+1d20
Haven't rolled once before, see if this'll work

>>690130
put the dice in the options field

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>690130
yeah I fucked that up

>>690132
>>690133
now I fucked up that roll
and look, somebody rolled a nat 20

>>690134

Its okay ittl one, I have you covered.

>>690135
thank fuck

>>690128
Wolfman casts QUICKENED MAXIMIZED DERAIL PLOT

>>690122
"Well honestly, think about it, do you know where she came from?"

"Uhh... huh"

"Exactly, she just kinda showed up, right?"

"Yeah, but that's how a lot of people at the DWMA are"

"But you at least know SOMETHING about all those others, right?"

"yeah..."

"I think I've made my point"

"Okay, so none of you are witches, and our nurse is? Man that's weird"

"Hey, I've seen her before, she's kinda hot, clearly we can fix the problem with your dick!"

"NO, bad Inco-" you start, only to stop as something blindingly fast smacks into her head.

BONK

A rectangular indent has been made in her skull.

UHHH.

You look at Maka, holding a smoking book.

Oh, right, slapstick.

"Thanks?"

"Don't mention it"

"So, you said you were a 'mostly' normal human, care to explain what the not normal part of you is?"

>Explain
>Dodge the question like a Politician

>>690128
So them the footage with death!

>>690174
>dodge the queation, via asking what happens when Soul becomes a death weapon.


Also do we have the anime with us?

>>690174
>Explain like a politician
I choose the middle road.

>>690174
>Dodge the question
something-something TREMENDOUS

>>690174
Explain

>>690174
Changing my vote here >>690176 too >explain

But still if we have the anime with us it'll help.

>>690174
Changing to >explain as well

>>690174
"You wanna know what's so different?" You say, holding out your hand to Incog "gimme a knife"

She does so, producing a knife from... somewhere.

You pray it's from a pocket dimension, and not from under her skirt.

You swiftly drag it across your arm, and show the wound to them. It didn't bleed a single drop at first.

"This is what's different about me, I don't bleed unless I want to"

You make your point by letting the blood flow normally at first, then wrap around your wrist all the way to your middle finger, where it became a sharp point.

"There's only one other... well technically two other people with this power, they gave in to it's side effects already, but that's because of Medusa's efforts, and they can learn to fight it"

You snap the blood back inside your wrist, and think aloud "I need to get some permanent holes in my body so I don't have to wait to get wounded to use this... maybe Lis could help once I find her again"

Words contained in apostrophes like 'this' are going to take the place of italics until I can get them working again, fucking /qst/.

'We should find Lisbith and fuck her brains out!'

'Why would we do that when Incog and Blair are right here!?'

'Well obviously they're coming too, isn't Sinon with Lis? We should get her in on this too!'

'And we need to find Argo, then maybe we can finally have a full orgy goin down!'

'BRILLIANT, hey, you listening down there!?'

You really hate how tempting these voices are sometimes...

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist temptation!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>690217
Rip

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>690217

I'm beginning to feel like the "resist voices" mechanic is getting a tad overexposed kayaba.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>690217


>>690225
This.

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>>690225
>>690234
Ya know why?
Because you took the drawback, AND BLACK BLOOD.
YOU WERE WARNED, or at least, the people who made the build were warned.
It's only going to get worse

>>690217
These whispers inside your head are really starting to piss you off, even if you find yourself agreeing with them, you know what's right and wrong, and that's wrong on a number of levels. Mostly the level of "you're all underage"

>Insanity reduced!

Also, why the fuck did they bring that up now? It made no sense...
Oh wait, that's what madness does: make no god damn sense.

You shake your head, trying to focus again, Maka was saying something.

"Sorry, what?"

"What are the side effects you were talking about, and why would you know Lisbith?"

"Oh, you know her too? Good, good, uh, side effects, right, see, this stuff is designed to create a Kishin, soooo it causes madness, but if you can resist, it's a really nice source of power, and I'm certain I'll master it in ten years, until then... well that's another reason to find Lis again"

"Create a Kishin? How do you resist that!? What do you mean again, you talk about Lis like she's someone you knew years ago, but you're only what, ten?"

"Have you talked to her today?"

"No..."

"Then you wouldn't understand, nor am I willing to explain it to you"

"Yeah, it's really complicated. POINT IS, I think it's time for you guys to leave, go back home and think about how to take out your school nurse and get her soul, because the sooner Soul becomes a Death Scythe the better"

She nods, not even questioning why you knew Soul's name.

"Alright, I can agree with that, sorry about your window... I didn't get your name?"

"Blair" The purple cat-girl says.

"I'm Wolfgang, but most just call me Wolf, and this is Incog..."

"Right, okay, I'm Maka, and this is Soul, it was nice to meet you, again, I'm so sorry about the trouble we caused, we thought you were a witch, we'll get out of here now!"

And then they were gone.

You press your fingers into the bridge of your nose.

This was going to be a long decade...

You look back at Incog, who is just coming out of her bonk-induced daze.

"I don't like her" she says, rubbing her head, which was somehow reformed into an undented state.

"So, what do we do now?" Blair asks

"Uhh"

>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
>Sleep
>Write-In

>>690277
>>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
no rest for the wicked!

>>690277
>Sleep
Kids and cats need plenty of Naptime.
We'll go in the morning.
What's the worst that could happen to poor, vulnerable Lisbeth?
Alone.
With Soul.
Maka.
And Black star.

>>690277
>Go to the DWMA at this time of night

>>690277
>Sleep

>>690277
>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
Get the party together ASAP

>>690277
>Sleep

>Go the fuck to sleep

>>690277
>cat nap

>>690277
You yawn, stretching "I think we should go the fuck to sleep, find the others in the morning"

"Others?" Blair blinks at you "who are these others?"

"Well..." you try to remember who got dropped into what roles

"There's Asuna and Kirito, a Weapon-Meister pair, then there's Lisbith, Sinon and Yui, a two weapon one meister team... and then there's Arg-"

"ARGO!?" She exlaims

"Yeah..."

She gives Incog a look "That explains so much..."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, when I found Inny, she was playing with this rat, like they were friends, but as soon as they saw me they changed, and started fighting, then they both changed into human form, and I realized it was a Witch! Inny called her name as she ran, and that's how I know it, we've fought a few times since, any time we leave the city, actually, she kinda just waits for us, I think she really likes Inny though, because she always uses her worst spells on me, and not her..."

Huh, that's interesting to know, maybe they had remembered until they saw another person, and then their memories were wiped

Man, that's a scary thought. Thank god you were a Drop-In.

"Yeah, she's right, I don't remember the playing together part though, I just remember waking up in an alley with her and getting into some sort of fight." Incog chimes in.

"Huh, that's uh, that's odd" You say "anyways, I should probably get home"

"Home?" Incog asks

"Well, kinda" you say, snapping your fingers at the nearest wall, which opened a Portal to the Warehouse. "I mean I guess technically I'm staying with you guys, but really it's more like my house has a door connected to yours"

"I thought you said you were human" Blair says "But that's magic, and only non-humans really get to use Magic!"

"Meh" you say "I'm not really bound by those rules" You open the steel door to the Warehouse "Incog can tell you about it"

You're about to close the door behind you, but are suddenly tackled to the ground.

"Oh no you don't" Incog says "You can't hide from me!"

You roll your eyes, pushing up and shoving her off.

"I know, I'm not hiding" you say "I just thought you'd want to sleep with Blair tonight"

"Oh please, that gets boring fast, even with magic there's only so much two girls can do... now if you joined us, that's a different story!"

You are SO GLAD you can contain your boner with Black Blood, seriously, as long as you're focused on it you can never get a boner unwillingly, it's the best part of the perk.

'DO IT'

'WHO CARES IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE, THAT'S A HOT CHICK OFFERING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU!'

'YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER SILLY ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, WHY SO RELUCTANT NOW!?'

'JUST'

'DO'

'IT'

'SHIA LABEOUF IS CALLING YOUR NAME, DO IT!'

You wanted angry violent voices back, anything was better than these jackasses trying to make you think with only your dick.

>Roll 1d20 to resist the lewd madness!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

why resist
We can keep a boner all night

Rolled 18 (1d20)

just fuck my shit up

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>690419
Do I have to?

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>>690419
ABSTAIN...ABSTAIN!...

>Insanity Reduced!

You let out your breath in a huff, god you wanted to give in, so badly, but if the voices in your head were telling you to do it, it was probably a bad idea. Also, you were like 10 physically, if someone were to find out... man that'd be a whole new level of fucked.

Also, Papa Wolfgang didn't raise a degenerate who was into /ss/.

No, not even with someone this se-NO, BAD BONER, GO BACK DOWN.

This was going to be a rough few years.

You were going to have to find a way to vent this shit.

Maybe you should get some boxing gear...

Fuck, a full gym would be great, just work out your lust and anger as needed, get stronger and avoid going insane.

'THE PUSSY IS RIGHT THERE, GRAB IT'

'Shut up Trump'

You shake your head, both to clear your mind and say no.

"I'm in the body of a ten year old, I'm not going to have sex with anyone until I grow out of this shit... much as it pains my very soul"

She giggles "I'll find a way to change your mind, just you wait!~"

"And until then?"

"Until then I'll... snuggle you furiously!"

She tackles you again, and this time you hold her up, putting her over one shoulder "fine by me, come on, let's get some rest..."

You toss her onto the couch bed, making a "pomf" sound.

"You sure you don't wanna do something else on the bed?"

"Yep" you say, flopping down next to her, exhausted from the day's activities, well, less the activities and more the fact you knocked yourself out like a dumbass.

You had to get control of this shit, you'd almost fucked up several times in just this one day...

Thoughts like that plagued your mind until you eventually fell asleep, Incog's soft body pressed against you.

ded

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>690626
rip Kayaba
He died of blood loss after masturbating furiously

>>690647
Fug. Super ded.

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>>690647

Thank fuck that wasn't a sanity roll. Get your shit together son.

Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>690647
testing dice

>>690647
No.

>>690496
You woke up with Incog's naked body pressed against you, nothing entirely unusual given the past few months, but you still didn't waste time rolling out of bed.

No, fair cat temptress, you will not have my dick this day. You thought.

That's what you think

GIVE HER THE D

PLEASE GOD GIVE IN TO THE URGES, YOU ARE A GROWING BOY, DO YOU WANT BLUE BALLS!?

You roll your eyes, shutting out the voices as best you can. You had fallen asleep in your clothes, because holy shit they were comfy, the fur lining was amazing. Now they weren't even wrinkled. Perks of an Iconic Outfit, you guessed.

Right, you had no idea what the fuck to do.

Go find your companions at the DWMA
Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town
Write-In

>>691118
>Go find your companions at the DWMA
We're right there anyways.

>>691118
>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town

>>691118
Go find your companions at the DWMA

Waiting on more votes guys...

>>691118
>Go find your companions at the DWMA

>>691118
>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town

>>691118
Switching to searching for Argo.

>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town

>>691118
>we must right the wrong of argo not being with us.

>>691118
You look over the equipment in your Warehouse, wondering what you should take to search for Argo...

They won't mind if you use the Lucifer now that they know it's you, and your helmet of course will only help the search... Wow, you have almost nothing else important besides that, you need to go full hoarder apparently. Sucks that all the cool weapons here are people, and thus you can't bring them.

Wait shit, how were you going to break it to Argo that you couldn't take Blair with you?

You really needed to think ahead for these sorts of things. Honestly you needed to think through a lot of things, like how you were going to steal stuff like Gr- fuck shit damnit you couldn't take Grue without Eibon, and you couldn't take Eibon without a POD. God damn you had limited yourself hard.

Thinking things through, something you really had to do more often.

Speaking of thinking things through, you probably couldn't fit the Lucifer inside Blair's house, so you left it and closed the Portal behind you, opening it again once you were outside, this time at full size, where you pushed open the steel doors and jogged to your mech in shining red armor. The controls were still comfortable, and after some more adjustments, you could get full mobility again! Thank god this thing was designed to be used by midgets. You blasted out of the Portal once more, closing it as you soared over Death City and then down low in the desert, looking for...

What would you look for when trying to find a Rat Witch in a desert, anyways?

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Argo!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>691712

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712
>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Argo!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>691712
Cheese.
You look for cheese.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712
crit fail.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712

>>691728
>>691750
>>691777
Trip 12s ... neat

>>691712
Sand... endless sand...

You are sick and tired of Nevada, why is it so hard to find a fucking Rat Witch!?

Great, you've spent all fucking day looking for her and no luck, time to turn this plane around and go ho... of course looking for her at night, when her house would have to be lit, would be the easiest way to find her. It helps that it's literally a glowing hole in the ground.

You didn't want to scare her by landing the Lucifer in front of her house...

Park the Lucifer far away from the house and walk
Eject and put the Lucifer into the Warehouse mid air

>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the warehouse mid flight.

Time for some skill.

>>691822
>Park the Lucifer far away from the house and walk
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the Warehouse mid air
lets do sick tricks

for fucks sake guys, I NEED MORE VOTES

>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the warehouse mid air
what's the minimum of votes to write?

Put it away mid air, we dont want anyone touching it

>>692003
3 votes that agree.

>>691822
Fuck it, time for some SKILLS! YOU CAN DO THIS, BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN TH- fuck it now was not the time for Gurren Lagan memes, now was the time for SKILL. You start slowing down, taking several passes over Argo's hole in the ground. When you're slow enough, you throw a portal open, steel gates already open because you didn't close them when you left. Then you hit the eject button, and pray you had things lined up...

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to park the Lucifer!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>692063
>inb4 immune to horrible crashing.