Will be lurking, have fun guys

I don't see an archive of the last thread.

You wake up on the morning of your first mission as a chunin ready for the new experience, and eager to see who your partner on this mission will be. You say your farewells to your parents, sister, and cousin as you prepare your things for what should be, at most, a three day mission. You bring a few kunai and shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, and your staff. Along with some minute ramen for food, inspired by the night you spent in the monument during the Second Chunin Exam.

You don't rush to the Village Gate, instead, you take your time, figuring you have time before you're due to meet there.

When you do get to the Gate, you find a girl there, seemingly waiting. She's an average-height blonde of average build, wearing a flak jacket and a red cap with buttons on it.

>A) Ask if she's your partner

>B) Introduce yourself

>C) Stay quiet

>D) Something else

>>694498
>Introduce self
Be polite Kuro

>>694498
>C) Stay quiet

>>694498
>A) Ask if she's your partner

>>694477
It's fixed.

>>694498
>B) Introduce yourself

>>694504
>>694513
You greet her, telling her your name, and ask her if she's on the same mission as you are. She introduces herself as Mitasu Keimu, extending her hand for you to shake it, which you do. After your introductions are complete, she picks up a parcel wrapped in brown paper and twine off the ground, asking if you're ready to go.

You wondered why a delivery mission was B-ranked, but you figure it's because you're delivering it to a World Congress village during the Chunin Exams. She puts the parcel into a messenger bag she's carrying, neither of you aware of the contents.

>A) You're ready

>B) Not quite yet

>>694571
>A) You're ready

>>694571
>A) You're ready
I'm ready!

>>694571
>A) You're ready

>>694571
>>A) You're ready

>>694579
>>694589
>>694621
You tell her that you're ready, and the two of you set off towards the border with the Land of Lakes, and Village Hidden in the Rain. The first leg of your journey, on the road between the Villages, is quick, though you don't talk much, with your partner either playing some game or messaging someone.

Eventually, you come to a crossroads of a sort, you could either take the forest for the rest of the way and cross the border covertly, or go on the road and hope they don't question the parcel.

>A) Take the road

>B) Take the woods

>>694664
>>B) Take the woods

>>694664
>B) Take the woods

>>694664
>>B) Take the woods
We've done this before

>>694664
>B) Take the woods

>>694664
>B)

Apologies if the update is delayed, I just have to run out for a few minutes.

>>694691
I can do that after the update.

>Writing

>>694668
>>694670
>>694676
>>694678
>>694682
You tell Mitasu that you should go off the road for the rest of the way into the Land of Lakes. She puffs out her cheeks, crosses her arms, and exhales grumpily, before reluctantly agreeing. The rest of your journey is spent, again, in quietness, though this time, your travelling partner seems to be purposefully snubbing you.

You reach the border with the Land of Lakes by nightfall, unsure whether or not you should continue on while it's dark out.

>A) Camp in the woods

>B) Continue to the first village you find

>C) Travel throughout the night

Now, I'll be right back.

>>694758
>>A) Camp in the woods

>>694758

>A) Camp in the woods

>>694758
>C)

>>694758
>>A) Camp in the woods

>>694758
>A)

>>694758
>>A) Camp in the woods

I'm back, sorry that took so long, but there were like four cruisers at 711, so I had to go across town.

>>694805
>>694821
>>694827
>>694821
>>694837
>>694837
>>694844
>>694855
You tell Mitasu that you think it would be best to camp out in the woods tonight, and cross the border in the morning. Arriving somewhere populated in the Land of Lakes would be far less suspicious than arriving there in the dead of night.

Again, she huffily agrees, before producing a bedroll for herself. You roll out your own, and see that she's also erecting a tent. You see that there's a scroll she's pulling all this out of, the wrapping of which is orange and covered in hamsters.

>A) Say something to her (What?)

>B) Go to sleep

>>694975
>>B) Go to sleep

>>694975
>B

>>694978
>>694984
You go to sleep, though your efforts are hampered by the constant noise of your partner's handheld gaming device makes it pretty difficult.

You wake up early the following morning, finding your fellow chunin in some kind of transformation jutsu, looking smaller than she should and wearing some kind of hood, snoozing away.

>A) Wake her up gently (18)

>B) Wake her up roughly (6)

>C) Punt her into the woods to wake her up (2)

>D) Let her sleep

>>695045
>>A) Wake her up gently (18)

>>695045
>A) Wake her up gently (18)

>>695050
>>695062
Oh come on. Kick the nugget.

>>695067
No.

>>695072
Why not? So easy and tempting to punt...

>>695050
>>695062
Roll to punt her gently. First three d100's, like usual.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>695085

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>695085

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>695085

>>695045
>>A) Wake her up gently (18)

>>695086
>>695089
>>695096
Are you sure that you don't want to punt her?

>Writing

>>695103
Moderately sure, we aren't sparring, so Kuro has no reason to bully her

>>695103
PUNT HER ASS.

>>695103
You gently shake her awake, and the transformed girl pops to full size, still wearing her orange hood, or whatever it is. The older girl grumbles about you waking her up, and makes you turn away as she changes.

You both change into civilian clothes, and cross the border with surprisingly little trouble. After a couple hours of travel, you come across a small village, that doesn't look like it's joined this century aside from some power lines. Despite the Land's name, the weather is surprisingly clear.

>A) Stop here for something

>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain

>C) Something else (What?)

Why don't we have a gaming device?

>>695146
>>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain

>>695146
>B

>>695150
Kuro has friends

>>695150
Does Kuro want a PSP? Kuro doesn't seem like the kind of person to have a PSP. Shirou would bully you for it.

>>695146
>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain

>>695163
>spoiler
Why though?
Also, getting one would be a waste of time, time used for things like training, or waifus

>>695174
>Why though?
Because that's casual. And you don't want to be a casual, do you?

>>695177
Ok then, a PSVita

>>695151
>>695152
>>695168
You pass through this village, and another two like it on your way to the Village Hidden in the Rain. In contrast to the other villages in the Land of Lakes, the Hidden Rain itself is one of the most industrialized and modern cities in the world. It also has good security on any of the three bridges that let people in and out of the sprawling city.

You and your mission partner approach the entrance to the bridge closest to you, the gate guard checking people's papers, and either letting them through or turning them back.

>A) Try to sneak in over the water (80)

>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)

>C) Go through, let them search you

>D) Try to sneak in on the bottom of the bridge

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>>695225
>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)
>nothingcouldgowrong.mkv

>>695225
>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)

>>695225

>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)

>>695225
>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)
Nice to catch you live again country

>>695247
I'm not alive actually, I'm a robobrain, this life is hell.

>>695225
>B

>>695253
Coincidentally, I'm playing through that dlc on fallout 4 right now

>>695225
>B)

I'm disappointed you fuckers didn't punt that fucking nugget.

>>695225
>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)

If this wasnt a highish rank mission id go through procedures

>>695230
>>695237
>>695246
>>695247
>>695276
>>695278
First four 1d100's. You have to pass at least two though.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>695293
>2
kek

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>695293

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>695293

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>695293
F

>>695296
>>695297
>>695300
>>695303
Better press F, and hope Hammers can save your ass.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>695305
Rolling for keeping optimistic.

>>695305
You give the guards your falsified papers, which they accept, and when you hand them your bags to search through, you make sure to make contact with them, trying to interrupt their chakra systems and initiate a contact genjutsu.

You fail. But when they search Mitasu's bags, they don't find the parcel, or any weapons. You sealed your weapons as well, but nothing else. The guards eventually wave you through, not opening Mitasu's scroll when she tells them it's a thermos.

When you find a secluded alleyway, Mitasu tells you she'll unseal the package, and you can deliver it. She wants to check out the video arcade scene here.

>A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridge

>B) No, you both go

>C) She delivers it alone

>D) Something else (What?)

>>695331
>>A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridge

>>695331
>>A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridge

hmm, I like her

>>695331
>A

>>695331
>>B) No, you both go

>>695331
>A

>>695335
>>695336
>>695341
>>695366
You agree to her demands, and take the brown paper wrapped parcel under your arm, taking it to the seedy place that the mission briefing marked as where the package was supposed to be delivered.

You go to the shadier part of the Hidden Rain, far from the currently inactive Exams stadium and flashier district where you left Mitasu. You find a thick metal door, tightly shut and with a sliding viewport at the address you're supposed to deliver the package.

>A) Knock

>B) Try to find another way in

>C) Leave package in front of the door

>D) Something else (What?)

>>695391
>A) Knock

>>695391
>B)

>>695391
>A)
Prep to Dodge

>>695391
>A

>>695394
>>695419
>>695435
You knock heavily on the door, and the view port slides open. The open view port reveals a pair of brown eyes, and a voice which greets you gruffly.

"What's the password?"

>A) Bluff (70)

>B) Convince him to let you in (80)

>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)

>D) Tell him you have his package (25)

>E) Something else (What?)

>>695442
>D) Tell him you have his package (25)

>>695442
>D) Tell him you have his package (25)

>>695442
>>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)

>>695442
>D

>>695449
>>695471
>>695483
Roll, first three on the 1d100. I hope you fail so he can say "I got your package right here" and gesture downward.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>695496

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>695496

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>695496
Jesus aid me

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>695496
>>695507
WHOOPS missed the 0 twice on that d100. here's your roll

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>>695507
Nigger
Take your ruse elsewhere

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>>695513
>>695510
Nice job.
>>695500
But five is still a critfail.

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>>695517
You wanted it
Seriously, go watch the Tidus OST, I can't shill that thing hard enough

>>695500
>>695510
>>695513
"I have the package right here," you tell the doorman, bringing the box up so he can see it.

"Well, I got your package right here!" He says, you can see his hands come up and point downward through the view port.

>A) Bluff (70)

>B) Convince him to let you in (80)

>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)

>D) Something else (What?)

>>695541
>>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)

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>>695541
>B) Convince him to let you in (80)
>"I have your package right here"

>>695541
>A

>>695541
>>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)

>>695541
Question: Can a water/starch clone fit/be created through a narrow opening like the eye slit in the door? If so, I vote for that. Otherwise:

>B) Convince him to let you in (80)
"Don't make me come in there and deliver it to you!"

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>695541
>B) Convince him to let you in (80)
Well how about I show you mine and you don't show me yours?

>>695576
>Question: Can a water/starch clone fit/be created through a narrow opening like the eye slit in the door? If so, I vote for that. Otherwise:
Yes, you could do that. It might not be the best idea, but you could.

>>695541
DC to agree to suck his dick if he lets us in?

>>695550
>>695576
>>695579
Roll, again, first three 1d100's.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>695596

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>695596

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>695596

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>695596

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>695596

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>>695603
Too late!
>>695599
You passed.

>Writing

>>695603
Fuck you. That could have saved someone in another thread. Waifus are dying, and its all your fault.

>>695607
>Waifus are dying
One waifu died, and no one even talks about it anymore. They say you truly die when people stop remembering you, so she must be truly dead.

>>695614
Meant to quote >>695609

Now back to writing, no more pressing escape for me.

>>695614
I still remember her... Poor Momo... ;n;

>>695614
Literally who?

>>695607
"Listen, I had a long trip here, so if you just let me in, I won't pass this off to the nearest Rain jounin, understand?" You tell the man, an angry tone in your voice, and a steely look in your eyes.

"Fine, fine..." The man grumbles before unlocking the six locks on the door and letting you in.

When you pass the threshold, he promptly slams the door shut behind you. The man who ordered the package is in his mid-fifties, balding with a mustache, and sloppily dressed.

"So, eh, you got the thing I ordered, yeah?" He asks, eyeing the parcel in your hands.

>A) Give it to him, leave

>B) Ask what it is

>C) Ask why he ordered it

>D) Refuse to give it to him

>E) Something else (What?)

>>695645
>A) Give it to him, leave

>>695645
>>A) Give it to him, leave
There's a temptation to do 'dick in the box', but eh

>>695645
>E) Something else (What?)
Ask for him to confirm that he's the one we are meant to give it to with whatever way we were told, because we aren't stupid.

>>695645
>A)

>>695650
Oh yeah, this is probably a good idea, we could lie into finding out what's in the package. Something along the line of asking him if he knows what's actually in the package.

>>695645
>E) Something else (What?)
let's go with >>695650 and get some confirmation

>>695645
voting this >>695650

>>695619
I do too dice, so the Umaru saved us? Still don't care, I have come to the realization I like troublesome women.

>>695650
>>695654
>>695655
>>695657
>>695661
"You are the one I'm supposed to deliver this to, right?" You ask the man, skeptical that he could be the one who ordered it.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah kid, why else would you deliver it to my address?" He says, shrugging, "Now hows about you hand it over."

>A) Hand it over

>B) Don't, question him more (How?)

>>695676
>troublesome women
Calm down, Shikamaru.

Also, I fully expect whoever I choose to want to waifu during the Bio-Android Quest to get killed off.

Also, it's now my birthday.

>>695677
>>A) Hand it over
How the fuck does someone have a brooklyn accent in the elemental nations, or wherever that's from.
>>695680
>Waifu
>Bioandroid
Big shame that they don't have a penis

>>695677
>A

>>695680
>Also, it's now my birthday.
Happy birthday Dice!

You kind of need a dick to waifu though? It's a mixture of love and lust. And Bio-Androids don't have dicks.

>>695677

>A) Hand it over

>>695680
Happy B-day.

>>695689
>>695684
>He says happy birthday
>then he crushes my dreams of a waifu

Yep, there's the sweet & sour sauce I was expecting. Well, at least I won't have to worry about my feelings being absolutely wrecked.

>>695680
good birth

>>695689
>No dick

FUCKING DROPPED

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>>695680
Happy birthday dice, mine is on Saturday.
>>695689
Bio androids are cool but they are asexual ken dolls. I wanted half saiyans but bio is cool. I had a thought of not absorbing or drinking anyone until the final battle with Perfect Cell.

>>695677
>B) Don't, question him more (How?)
"Just confirming your bill. How much did you pay for this C- rank mission?"

>>695677
>A)
>>695694
The fact that I rung it in with evolving Chao babies with friends in Sonic Adventure 2 disproves that statement, but thank you.

This guy is suspiciously eager, but I guess I understand your guys wanting to just give it up.

>>695702
I myself just get smashed with friends, as is Aus custom

>>695693
Well, what am I supposed to say? Bio-Androids can't have dicks, and I can't think of a way for them to get one.

I mean, Cell felt fatherly feelings towards the Cell Juniors, if you take him along in a Parallel Quest in Xenoverse where you fight Cell Jr.s he scolds them.
>>695698
>I had a thought of not absorbing or drinking anyone until the final battle with Perfect Cell.
You would start out at/below Roshi/Chun level in the first arc, so you would kind of need to drink/absorb. I was thinking for a good mechanic, you would have to absorb at least one member of a race to gain their traits. i.e. Absorb a Saiyan for Zenkai, absorb a Namekian for regeneration.
>>695708
>I myself just get smashed with friends, as is Aus custom
Like, more smashed than usual.

>>695710
Well drinking Piccolo might be odd would that kill kami? I wouldn't mind being a Guardian Bio-Android

>>695710
Depends, this year was relatively calm in that I only drank about 60$ of alcohol. Tomorrow I'm spending 100$ and hopefully getting through that. What I buy usually consists of whiskey, vodka and premixed drinks

>>695713
>Well drinking Piccolo might be odd would that kill kami?
Drinking him would Kami. Absorbing him would probably kill Kami as well. King Piccolo's other children are valid for Absorption/Drinking though. And you have to absorb someone to get their race trait.

>>695710
>Bio-Adrnoids can't have dicks
WRONG GOOD SIR. THEY CAN. Its just that sex is different for a Bio-android.

>>695720
Bio-Androids do not have dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMoXDbb-b1w
I should really get to
>Writing

>>695722
>telling me that thing couldn't come down and show an injector.

Also I meant more along the lines of being able to impregnate things via forceful injecting them with our Cells. Ignore the pun.

>>695684
>>695687
>>695691
>>695702
You give him the package, and he unlocks the door before practically pushing you out.

You know the money is already in the Hidden Leaf waiting for you, so you don't have to bother more here.

>A) Try to find Mitasu

>B) Explore the seedy part of the village

>C) Explore the nice part of the village

>D) Something else (What?)

>>695737
>A) Try to find Mitasu

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>>695731

>>695737
>B) Explore the seedy part of the village
lets have some fun

>>695737
>A

>>695737
>B) Explore the seedy part of the village

>>695743
what about hand-holding? Specifically, with Hakurin, Sensei, or Himarase? Specifically, because it's my birthday?

>>695748
Next session you can do that. Probably not making it back into the Village this time.

>>695748
Hakurin still doesn't want to see us
Sensei might actually
Himarase wants to hold something else

>>695737
>B) Explore the seedy part of the village

>>695743
It's only lewd if they want it.

>>695748
If only Dice.

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>>695759
>Himarase wants to hold something else
She can hold your hands while she penetrates you.

>>695764
I'm down

>>695759
You never know, she might want to here soon...

Who am I kidding, we probably screwed everything up knowing our luck.
>>695762
>My one birthday wish doesn't come true
Of course.
>>695764
>pegging or dickgirl
Whelp, Himarase's out for waifu status. Nice.
>>695770
Of course we'd be the ones who are down in that situation...

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>>695774
>Of course we'd be the ones who are down in that situation...

>>695778
Just as in life, I've accepted being the bottom bitch.

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>>695774
Myself, I just want to bring back the og fetish

>>695744
>>695746
>>695762
You decide to take a step out of your comfort zone, and instead of exploring the higher-end part of the village, or the eateries, you decide to explore the lower-income parts of the village.

Taking off from your delivery location, you head in the opposite direction of the way you came, deeper into the village, both literally and figuratively. You don't see or experience anything spectacular, there aren't even many people in the streets.

Your experience is rather boring, and there's nothing of note about the seedy part of town. Eventually you just head back to find Mitasu, and find her in a video-arcade, competing online against someone in some kind of VR machine.

>A) Get her attention

>B) Wait for her to finish

>C) Play something yourself (What?)

>D) Unplug the machine

>E) Something else (What?)

>>695804
>>B) Wait for her to finish

>>695804
>B) Wait for her to finish
she'll never be finished, will she?

>>695804
>B)

>>695808
Not with who she's playing.

>>695804
>C) Play something yourself (What?)
Punt the Nugget

>>695814
>Punt the Nugget
Sadly, she is not nugget at the moment.

>>695804
>B
>>695774
Well, happy birthday, Dice.

>>695818
Find another nugget, then.

>>695805
>>695808
>>695809
>>695832
You let her finish her game, which turns out to be a bad idea, as she's not done for at least another forty-five minutes. When she finally finishes, she doesn't look happy, and you're able to see her screen for a short time.

Her opponent's score is higher than her's, and whoever it was left a message, "better luck next time rival :3"

She tells you that she's ready to go back if you are.

>A) You should stay in the Hidden Rain for the night

>B) You're also ready to go

>C) Ask about her 'rival'

>D) Tell her she'll do better next time

>E) Something else (What?)

>>695864
>B) You're also ready to go

>>695864
>B) You're also ready to go

>>695864
>>B) You're also ready to go

>>695864
>Beat the highscore.

>>695864
>B
>>695878
Also can roll for it.

>>695864
Give the game a try then we can leave.

>>695864
I wanna change my vote to >>695878

>>695878
Eh sure. When we fail, it should cheer her up.

>>695878
>>695889
>>695892
>>695894
>>695898
Roll for it, the DC to beat her opponent's score is 90. To beat the machine's score is 88. To beat her score, 89. Five rolls.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>695900

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>695900
ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>695900

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>695900
Dicehu Ackbar.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>695900
100 incoming

>>695906
You shold stop

>>695906
>We owe the arcade money for breaking shit.

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>>695906
looks like we lose and keep throwing money at the machine until we're broke

>>695914
>We didn't even figure out how to start

>>695914
>>695906
>>695912
It's only right that I roll a 1 that counts after a 100 that doesn't.

>>695920
>First 5 rolls
>The third roll shouldn't count
Wut.

>>695924
That isn't even remotely what he said. He was saying that we had shitty luck, as it should be in quests.

As a consolation prize, we better go full DSP and spend twelve hours failing to crouch jump while screaming and complaining about how broken the game is.

>>695936
Nah. We'll have a full-metal breakdown, and cry in the slums for a while. Shirou will hear about it, and disown us.

>>695906
When you step into the pod of the game, you promise that you'll show Mitasu's alleged rival how it feels to lose. You get a token from her and insert it into the machine, putting on the headset accompanying it. Immediately, whatever kind of VR-enhancing motion motor that rocks the pod back and forth and side to side jerks you forward, slamming your head into the screen, breaking both it and the headset. It also causes you to black out just long enough to be taken out of the machine by Mitasu, and wake up shortly after with the taste of blood in your mouth and wet feeling grace your upper lip and the inside of your nose.

Your partner helps you out of the arcade, while in your delirium you note that she also talks down the manager from making you pay for it. Outside, she asks if you want to go to as hospital or something, or try to get back to the Leaf as soon as possible.

>A) Go home

>B) Seek immediate medical attention

>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)

>>695940
>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)

>>695938
>Shirou will hear about it, and disown us.
Well, you didn't log a name on the leaderboards, so as long as this doesn't make it's way up the grapevine, you should be okay.

>>695940
>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)

>>695940
>talks down the manager from making you pay for it.
Nigger what?
>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)

>>695950
I know. It was the machine kicking us forward like a mustang. We should've sued.

>>695940
>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)

>Go back and threaten to sue. we have very rich parents from the leaf. Don't leave until we get a bunch of free shit

>>695968
>Go back and threaten to sue. we have very rich parents from the leaf. Don't leave until we get a bunch of free shit
Trying to do stuff like this doesn't work when you've just experienced a pretty bad head/neck injury. I know from experience.
I wonder why Jiraiya isn't here, he would have had some things to say about the Himarase revelation.

>>695944
>>695948
>>695950
>>695968
Roll to walk it off! You get 4 1d100s.

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>695980
I'm feeling it this time! There's nowhere but up from here!
I CANNOT TELL A LIE! THE ROLL WILL BE HIGH!

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>695970
I haven't seen any revelations and I'm also nursing a broken laptop because its IOS is dead.

>>695980
F

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>695980
Don't fuck it up

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>695980
*sigh*

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>>695983
Holy shit.

>>695983
I fucked it up

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>>695983
WHY GOD?!

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>>695983
You absolute cunt

>>695987
I said I was going to punish you for something earlier. But now I won't because I just feel bad, Christ.

Time to pass out from bloodloss. Hopefully we can convince everyone we were injured in a badass fight against overwhelming odds, and not from bashing our face in on an arcade machine.

>>695983
someone call an ambulance, we're probably going into a coma

>>695983
You tell her you're fine, and you'll just walk it off. That's what you want to tell her anyway. Instead you slur something at Mitasu, then promptly pass out. When you wake up, you're lying in a hotel room, with your partner standing over you, hands coming back to her sides after extending them over you.

"Thank God, Kuro," she says with a sigh of relief, "I didn't want to check you into the hospital, because of the mission, so I had to heal you myself, I hope you understand."

You tell her that you do, and mention that your head still hurts.

"I was only really able to deal with the outer damage, though I managed to bring the swelling down." You thank the older girl. "Oh, and you have a lot of messages and missed calls, if you want to take a look at that."

>A) Look at it

>B) Not now

>>696024
>>A) Look at it

>>696024
>B) Not now
We should get out of the city

>>696024
>A) Look at it

Might be a notice about the mission.

>>696024
>Thank her, and try to get it.

You know Country, if Momo somehow lives. We need to snap her neck ourself. We killed a man over this

>>696032
I'm sure there's another girl who would want to talk with you after mulling some things over, and would be frantic about contacting you after being unable to find you.

>>696047
I miss our mother too, but didn't we tell her we we're on a mission?

>>696047
That's when we hit her with why we made chunin

>>696054
>I'll take how to routelock out of the All Seeing Eyes and trapfu for 400, Alex

>>696056
I'd do it simply to spite dice

>>696027
>>696031
>>696032
When she hands it to you, you can see that you have two messages from Baratsuchi, one from a number you don't recognize, and fourteen from Hakurin.

You hope this doesn't have to do with what you talked about the last time you saw her. You want to break the news to her in person, not like this.

You suddenly feel a whole lot worse...

>End updates

>>696060
>Texting girls during a mission
No wonder there will be terrorists destroying places all over the place soon.

>>696076
You running tomorrow or the day after?

>>696079
Tomorrow. Maybe the day after, not sure yet.

Speaking of possible Bio-Android Quest from earlier, I think I would run that exclusively in giant threads a la my Chunin Exams.

>>696081
14 messages from Hakurin
Sheesh, Jinmaru is somehow the most normal of Kuro's friends

>>696086
Sakutai and his brother and female teammate aren't so bad. And what's abnormal about sensei? besides being "genki".

>>696091
Genki girls aren't normal, they're delusional

>>696076
So what are we breaking to hakurin? I feel stupid

>>696098
She's not even genki, fourstar.

>>696099
The fact that you got promoted. Either with or without including the fact that you got promoted for screwing her over.

>>696107
>>696099
I'm railing for including, as it'd piss off another tripfag

>>696109
>Is a tripfag
>Is for pissing off other people in his delusional social class
I understand why you'd be hypocritical, but I think you're stupid.

>>696119
It's a good thing your opinion matters less than Dice's then

>>696122
Well its a good thing that its all 0's all the way down the line, because this all doesn't matter.

>>696109
This, more or less
Duck, Hakyrin

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>>696128

>>696129
>>696109
The more I think about it, the more I realize that this isn't something Kuro wouldn't do in person.

She will forgive Kuro though. Eventually. Always Hyaku for backup though.

>>696138
I'm assuming you mean in physical person, not as in his character
>Spoiler
She does go for his privates pretty quickly

>>696142
I did mean he would do it in physical person, people who drop bombshells like that over the phone are dicks. And while Kuro is a murderer, he's not a dick.

What will happen if Momo is alive?

>>696148
She will probably hide from us in shame that she lost. Gotta have that drama and such.

>>696148
Probably something if she found out we killed a guy in revenge for her

>>696148
Could work, if it leads to Kuro either actually going insane, or everyone THINKING he's going insane when they find out he's "hallucinating" his dead girlfriend came back to life. Vengeful ghosts are cool too. She better be BATSHIT CAME-BACK-FROM-THE-DEAD CRAZY YANDERE or no deal!

>>696148
Snap her fucking neck n hide the body.

Wargle said your side character writing is poo

Get better at it

>>696341
Where's your proof fag

>>696411
Well everyone in wargles thread i think 2 ago we where all discussing heavy use of OC's and someone said how this one had them be too bland

Someone refuted that its because its so heavy on OC's because of the setting

Wargle responded along with others that thats not really true because boruto quest is mostly OC's and that manages to do that well

I'll try and find it in a bit. To be fair there have been many comments about the use of side characters in this quest anyway so it shouldnt be a surprise.

>>696411
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/663863/

ctrl f boruto, people shit talked this quest a little and wargle basically agreed but didnt wanna be too negative on this quest

>>696341
Why you gotta start shit?

>>696444
Because No Country refuses to admit to or try to improve his faults, has done since the first few threads and its embarrassing.

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How did we get so many critical fails in one thread? And as a result ducked all seeing eye

>Wake to a text from my mom saying happy birthday
>Send one back then immediately check here
>it's a double 1 thread with a wasted 100
>Country is dangling Momo in our face
>A fag is coming in and starting shit again
Maybe I'll just go back to sleep instead of going to class.

>>696472
Go to class dice, I will suffer for the both of us. Hopefully things will look up next thread.

>>696411
I thought we were all in agreement (as much as agreement can be had on this site) that Hakurin was at least a direct competitor for best girl status.
What happened to that?

I still feel like we should try talking to the Ryouko knock off and find out how she actually is as a person and at least spend some time with Princess Patch though.

>>696487
We were pursuing Hakurin, but then she found out that we interfered in her Chunin exam match and had her lose so she wanted some time to process all this. Incidentally having her lose her match is the reason we got promoted, which she does not know yet.

>>696425
>>696429
Good proof
Though it's a lot easier for Wargle to write his characters, since he's able to use characters that are already defined, rather than take a mix of characteristics from other anime/imagination. Not to say anything of Wargle's writing skills, there's just a difference story style I suppose.
tl;dr follow what you enjoy rather than whinging about it.
>>696472
Things happened, not necessarily good things but things nonetheless
>>696487
As has been stated multiple times before, Kuro is 12, with most of his friends being around that age bracket. Perceptions change quickly

>>696509
We might wanna leave that bit out or not.
I'd say she's a big enough girl to handle the truth, but, it's probably the sort of conversation we should have in person and private.

And this doesn't mean she isn't worth pursuing, this just means she got frustrated.
Which is understandable.
But then that's just my two cents.