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Welcome to Not so Glorious Quest!

This is an anything-can-happen wacky adventure, where (you) the player(s), will dictate the actions and decisions of our young 16 years old girl protagonist “Ilin”, in a medieval fantasy-esque setting. Her main objective is to become GLORIOUS! How do you achieve gloriousness? Well, we’re going to find out!

Illin will do anything you guys say. But her chances of success will depend on how well you describe her actions, if they make (some) sense and if she doesn’t suck at it. Have fun!

Disclaimer: My English sucks, mature themes could appear and this will get even dumber.

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Last time Ilin was captured by evil! You played as Emily and went to the rescue defeating one of his captors (Behento) with a bomb but the other one (Bloodworth) almost killed her, then you resumed playing Ilin and with your impaired movement you somehow found a way to save Emily and the day! Finally you spend the next days recovering and searching for information on Bloodworth.

There are still questions unanswered! And with the execution of Behento soon, what are you going to do?!

Well, let’s find out!
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Its morning once again, you feel much better than yesterday, you need no cane to move now! But you’re approximately in your 50%, so take that in mind.

This day is important, today is Behento’s execution! Not only that, but you know a mysterious kid lives in Bloodworth’s warehouse; the place is full of mysteries and possible traps, some not even the guards of Pasiturnia could find… But if you don’t act quickly, something bad could happen. Well, it’s not like is your responsibility…

Emily is still sleeping by your side, Shimi is nowhere to be found in the room... you remembered they (Joane and the doctors) force her to leave yesterday… it seems the spot where she trespassed it’s patched. Poor Shimi.

What do you do now?

>Wake Emily up and attend to Behento’s public execution. She wants to go!
>Go for Gahan and investigate the warehouse. For safety!
>Write In
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>>704882
>>Go for Gahan and investigate the warehouse. For safety!
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>>704882
>Go to Gahan and investigate the warehouse. For safety.
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>>704882
>Go for Gahan and investigate the warehouse. For safety!
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(Disclaimer: some characters have received appearance changes)

Your investigation is not over! You did found some information about Bloodworth from his minion Behento, but tertiary characters don’t know much! To the warehouse! You silently went outside your room and search for Gahan in the barracks. Poor guy was eating breakfast; he agreed with helping you and gave you a part of his meal.

“I don’t even know why I’m doing this… Well, I do know, but...”

You’re outside of Bloodworth’s warehouse, doesn’t look like anything special. Well, there are two possible entrances, the main one and the… Emily one…

>Go inside from the main door, you’re a civilized person.
>Go back to your comfy cell; you know the weird shit happened there so it’s a good place to start.
>Write In.
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>>705044
>Go inside from the main door.
Civilized SWOLE.
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>>705044
>Go inside from the main door, you’re a civilized person.

What's more, Bloodworth used this entrance. Try to think like him to determine where he would hide a secret boy!
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>>705044
>>Go inside from the main door, you’re a civilized person.
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>>705044
>Go inside from the main door, you’re a civilized person.
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Well, you’re a civilized SWOLE person so you’re taking the main door. Inside looks like a big place, seems like this guys stored some interest stuff here, like armors, weapons of all classes and some weird looking jars; sadly, most of them will be confiscated in the future, so Gahan tells you can’t take any of it with you… If only you came here sooner.

Time to investigate for real! And for you to find this boy, you need to think like Bloodworth, you’re start thinking “I’m a panzy ass weakling with make-up” over and over again…

“Hey, there is a trapdoor in the ceiling…” Gahan tells you, breaking your concentration. “We need to gather some boxes for us to get in there.”

It’s kind of obvious for a secret place, and the head guard told you there could be some kind of traps and nasty tricks in here.

What do you do?

>Let’s open that trapdoor. It’s our only clue.
>Your new developed Bloodworth instinct tells you the kid’s not there, let’s keep searching around here.
>That’s cute and all, but it’s more likely to be more of a trap than a door. Let’s search in the underground level, where your cell is.
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>>705234
>Let’s open that trapdoor. It’s our only clue.
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>>705234
>>That’s cute and all, but it’s more likely to be more of a trap than a door. Let’s search in the underground level, where your cell is.
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>>705234
>That’s cute and all, but it’s more likely to be more of a trap than a door. Let’s search in the underground level, where your cell is.
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We need to move this plot faster; you move a crate you found around here down below where Gahan is jumping like an idiot. It reminds you of the good old days when everything sucked in Cacoth…

“I’ll go first.” You tell him to be cautious, it could be a trap.

Gahan jumps on the box, his jump height is kind of remarkable, He opens the trapdoor and a ladder comes off.

“Eureka! We got something here!” He smiles and gives you a thumb up. You give him a thumb up back. You have a bad feeling about this.

He goes up the ladder and peeks inside; he quickly goes out while screaming:

“SHIT!”

The sound of something hitting a wall comes out. You ask him what happened.

“It was a trap… an arrow came out.”

Sheesh…

You tell him it’s better to go to the underground level; it looks like this place is full of traps. He agrees.

“Yeah… I guess this place is designed to repel looters at all cost…” You don’t think a trapdoor trap was designed for that. But maybe he knows more about this place that he has let you know.

Gahan leads you to another trapdoor; this time is on the floor.

“Don’t worry; this one is just a ladder. At least if my colleagues are correct…”

He opens it and goes down below, he tells you it’s safe and your cell is here. You follow him down there.

You and Gahan start investigating inside, your Bloodworth instinct tells you another trapdoor is the clue you need to find. And indeed, you found one, it’s inside a cell, the only closed one.

“A cell? But why he would put a kid inside a cell?”

Gahan breaks open the cell door with his sword, he gets inside.

“It smells disgusting! Like rotted meat! It comes from the trapdoor…” Gahan turns to you; he is waiting for your response.

Oh god, is the kid dead?! Or maybe there is something else inside…

Proceed?

>Yeh.
>Nah.
>”Gahan, you go first.”
>Write In.
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>>705460
>Yeh.
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>>705460
>we have any masks or thick cloth lying around to mask the scent first? Mabye some perfume?
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>>705460
>"Yeh"
But knock first, no need to be rude.
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>>705460
>>Yeh.

But with SWOLE carefulness. Because being swole doesn't mean always charging ahead, hence why swole careful.
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You ask Gahan if he something to cover your face, you want to go in.

“I have this handkerchief…” He lends it to you.

You cover your face with it, then you knock, you don’t want to be rude.

“Ohohoho! Finally you came back to apologize you bald head! I thought you guys abandoned me!” a squeaky voice comes out from the trapdoor.

Well, it sounds like a kid, here goes nothing! You open the trapdoor, an outpour of putrid smell comes out; you see a dark green room inside with bones on the floor. It’s too dark in there for you to see far away… You slowly go down the ladder… You need to be careful… SWOLE careful…

“Did you bring food? I’m hungry! I don’t like eating my stuff you know!” the upbeat voice says. You heard someone stirring a cooking pot…

What the hell is inside here?!

>Introduce yourself! You have some bad news for whoever is in here.
>From the position you’re, ask him to get closer, you want a peaceful talk.
>Sneak inside until you're close enough to attack/impale him.
>Write In.
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>>705703
>From the position you’re, ask him to get closer, you want a peaceful talk.
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>>705703
>>From the position you’re, ask him to get closer, you want a peaceful talk.
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>>705703
> ask him to get closer
HANDS IN THE AIR, FUCKO!
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>>705703
>From the position you’re, ask him to get closer, you want a peaceful talk.
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“Hey! Whoever is in there! Get closer! I want a peaceful talk!”



You hear no response, in fact the stirring sound stopped as well.



“… Who are you?” he sounds like he’s heavy breathing. You hear him walking towards you; the sound of him stepping on bones is giving you the creeps.

“I’ll answer you when you get closer…”

“Okay…”

Gahan tried to get inside to, but you signal him to stop. You’re dealing with him now.

“I’m here” He’s holding a spoon with a weird liquid on it…

“HANDS IN THE AIR, FUCKO!”

“AAAH!” He drops the spoon. You laugh. From the ceiling Gahan scolds you with a gently punch on the head.

“PLEASE DON’T HURT… wait.” He crawls away for a second, then he stops after getting a good look at you. “I know you!”

He does? What?!

“You’re the fit girl from the contest! You’re Violet! I don’t forget faces! You’re her!” he’s smiling. “You’re a good girl unlike the other contestants! You didn’t come to hurt me, right?!” He’s jumping excited, your shy act may have influence him into thinking you're a good person...

What kind of twisted relationship this kid had with those two and why he was there?! Oh no…



>”Yes, I’m. Thanks for being a fan, let’s talk outside, the smell here is making me nauseous.”
>”No, I’m not. But I don’t want to hurt you! Let’s talk outside.”
>Punch him! He’s not expecting it! And he knows too much...
>Write In.
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>>706000
> Yes I am...
A man of good taste, excellent!
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>>706000
>>”Yes, I’m. Thanks for being a fan, let’s talk outside, the smell here is making me nauseous.”
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>>704861
>most men in this quest call Ilin a muscley dyke
low test fags
>>706000
>”Yes, I’m. Thanks for being a fan, let’s talk outside, the smell here is making me nauseous.”
At least we got a fan
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>>706000
>”Yes, I’m. Thanks for being a fan, let’s talk outside, the smell here is making me nauseous.”
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“Yes, I’m.” You wanted to continue talking but you got interrupted.

“WOAH! COOL!” He’s starstruck.

“You’re Violet?! I knew it! Your longer hair couldn’t fool me!” Gahan says from the ceiling, he’s head is peaking from there. “I liked you better with short hair. I don’t mean like you look ugly now, you’re sexy!… I mean… you’re beautiful and sexy, but I like you when you were cute!... wait, no, You are cute now but… god dammit.. It’s not like… UGH!” This guy is not smooth at all.

“Let’s talk outside, here stinks!” You say to the kid, you two quickly go out of the place. You’re getting embarrassed; no one was supposed to know about the Beauty contest incident.

“You’re blushing! Hehehe!” the kid says. “I’m Cif! Let’s be friends!” He doesn’t look nervous at all, not even after looking at Gahan. He may think he’s friendly too since he’s wearing almost the same clothes as Bloodworth.

“I’m Gahan, nice to meet you little kid! So you went to the contest too, who was your favorite aside from—” They started chatting, they seem to get along…



>Ask him first what the hell he was doing in there.
>Ask him why you were his favorite.
>Ask him about Bloodworth.
>Ask him about Behento.
>Make both guys promise they will never tell anyone about the beauty contest.
>Write In.
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>>706405
>ask what the hell he was doing in there and why were we his favorite
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>>706405
>Ask him why you were his favorite
Their taste is high test that's why
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>>706405
>>Ask him first what the hell he was doing in there.
>>Ask him why you were his favorite.
Betcha five gold it's because of your ass.
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>>706405

Ask him first what the hell he was doing in there
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>>706405
>Ask him why you were his favorite
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>>706405
> ask why he was in the stinky room
> swear then both to silence
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>>706448

And where you can buy outfits, tight fiting black cloths so we can become the the hero thunder thighs school by day and then squating bad guys by night
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>>706760
Thunder thighs
>noun informal large thighs, especially those with a great deal of cellulite.

Need a better nickname anon
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>>706781

Not getting the joke are you.
Well what name would pick?
The squater?
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After their conversation starts going nowhere, you ask Cif what the hell he was doing in the stinky room.

“That’s my room! And I was cooking a big healing potion for the next batch of animals Mister Bloodworth is going to bring here!”

“Wait, what? What are you?” Gahan asks.

“I’m a Witch Vet!”

“You mean Witch Doctor.” Gahan retorts

“Nope! I don’t know how to heal Humans, Elves, Halflings, orcs and such! Just animals. I can heal their wounds; replace organs, limbs and more for their health! It’s kind of magical If I said so myself.” He says proudly.

“Can you combine them to make, like, a dragon with a dog face?!”

“You can’t play with nature like that mister Gahan!”

A Witch Vet? This doesn’t sound right… You ask him why you were his favorite.

“A good woman has to be honest, fend for herself and have a great figure with a beautiful smile! That was what my momma told me! And you’re those 3!” He smiles at you. That felt good to hear, you smile back at him.

You told both guys to please swear that they will never tell anyone about the Beauty Contest… It was kind of weird…

“Okay! Friends keep secrets!” Cif is on your side.

“I mean… you expose yourself in front of everyone on town, but if it makes you feel better, I’ll swear it too. But you owe a favor.” Gahan tells you in a playful matter.

They surely are more stuff you can ask him, but revealing too much information could backfire, since you don’t know what type of relationship he had with both guys.

>Ask him about his deal here is.
>Tell Him a PG version of what happened with his 2… friends?... He likes honesty so…
>Ask him about this place’s secrets, you need to find out every important piece of information here.
>Write In.


>>706760

Chuck’s Ironworks & Tailorworks. I made a list of the most important places in Pasiturnia in Chapter 5... I think.
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>>706816
>>Ask him about his deal here is.
>>Tell Him a PG version of what happened with his 2… friends?... He likes honesty so…
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>>706816
> Ask what's the deal
Like why was blood worth helping animals
> Tell him a story
"He put me in a box, A BOX!" It's outrageous.

Maybe if we find his office he might have corresponded with someone and that might be where he ran off to
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>>706816
>>Tell Him a PG version of what happened with his 2… friends?... He likes honesty so…
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>>706816
>ask him if he wants to be squatted for fun
>Ask him about his deal here is.
>Tell Him a PG version of what happened with his 2… friends?... He likes honesty so…
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>>706816

Tell Him a PG version of what happened with his 2… friends?... He likes honesty so

Ok we should place an order that shop for an outfit
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You start your PG version of the tale that almost killed your best friend; it has suspense, drama, comedy, side characters that never appeared, 30 minutes of filler, 15 minutes of you complaining about the box, 3 or 4 plot holes and the truth!

“I like to remind you that he put me in a box, A BOX!”

“This like the fifth time you said that” Gahan says.

“That box is where I bathed the wounded animals.” Oh… Those bastards!

You finished your story; Cif seems sad but not surprised.

“I know Mister Bloodworth wasn’t the best person, but… He wasn’t this bad until he found that dumb rock, he was always kind of moody, but never dangerous or evil!… You have to believe me!”

He maybe is referring to Belhebob… But you’re not sure.

“We believed you, but it’s kind of perplexing to think what could have done such a thing.” Gahan says. He may have known Bloodworth too in his best moment.

You ask poor Cif what his deal here is.

“I’m… I don’t know… I live here; Bloodworth took care of me when I got here when my family died… But he never let me go out… except one or two times a month where he felt I deserve some air, usually when the monthly festival starts. But the only thing I did here was cure animals…”

Poor guy, he didn’t even know if Bloodworth even like him a little. He was almost like some sort of slave…

After his sad story, you ask him if he wants to be squatted for fun.

“Like you throwing me in the air?! Please! Please!”

You grab the small kid and began squatting him, he’s pretty light… he may not have eating properly… At least he’s smiling… You stopped when Gahan told you to take it easy since you’re recovering… After a minute, Cif asks you something important:

“Miss Violet, what is going to happen with me?”

“Uh-Oh” says Gahan, he stares at you. He didn’t expect that question.

>”We will see, maybe I had a place in my house for you”
>”Gahan here will found a place to live.”
>”I’m not sure, but I’m going to make sure you’re going to be fine!”
>”I don’t know kid, not my problem”
>Write In
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>>707232
>>”We will see, maybe I had a place in my house for you”
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>>707232
>”We will see, maybe I had a place in my house for you”
We'll be his mentor
He'll be our small SWOLE follower
Plus, he CAN become a medic
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>>707232
> We will see, come with me
We save him from potion making servitude and put him to work making potions.But we put him in a room with a view.
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>>707232

”We will see, maybe I had a place in my house for you
>>707261
Yer but only on animals
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>>707391
Blood was probably selling the potions.
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>>707400

Or useing them for something else.
Its always the ones that dont look the part that get you.
Or the fact his name had blood in it
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>>707391
That's why I said BECOME and not IS, he just needs training is all
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>>707261
SWOLE CULT CONFIRMED LET'S GO
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“We will see, maybe I had a place in my house for you”

“Really?!” His petite face starts shinning. You nod.

“Yeah, don’t worry kid, if somehow Il— Violet fails, you can join me and my fellow guards at the barracks.”

“That sounds cool too!” Cif doesn’t seem to mind his other alternative, but he seems more content with you. “I’m going for my stuff! Wait for me here!”

He gets inside his “room”, you heard the sound of bones cracking…

It seems you have solved an issue you didn’t expect. But you didn’t come here to adopt random children. There is stuff to do!

>To the execution! He needs to see his friend (?) die!
>Take Cif where Joane is and ask her if you can keep him.
>Let’s take Cif to the tailor! He can’t wear those rags in front of Joane, she surely is going to reject him if he goes like this.
>Ask Cif if Bloodworth has any type of office around here or any type of information on him. We aren’t done investigating.
>Write In.
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>>707516
>ask cif if bloodworth had an office and take him to a tailor after investigation
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>>707516
>Ask Cif if Bloodworth has any type of office around here or any type of information on him. We aren’t done investigating.
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>>707516
Is this kid a vampire?
> Ask Cif about office etc
No-one cares about Benito, he's gonna die alone
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>>707516

Let’s take Cif to the tailor! He can’t wear those rags in front of Joane, she surely is going to reject him if he goes like this
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“Hey, does Bloodworth have an office or something here?” You ask.

“Yes! He told me it was off limits! But now he can't say a thing!” He seems curious about the place as well.

“Can you show us the way?” Gahan asks politely.

“Follow me!” he gets out of the cell, you two follow him. Funnily enough, it was in the first floor, you just needed to keep heading north till the end of the building.

“You need a key! He hid it behind a weird thing that shoots arrows!”

“Guess we’re tearing the door down!” Gahan is not amused with what Cif said.

“But we know where it is.” You reply to Gahan.

Gahan completely ignores you and breaks the door.

“I’m getting good at this.”

Inside there are 5 or 6 bookshelves full of… books with a small desk in the middle of the room, Gahan looks at you and says:

“It could take us ages to find relevant information about him in these books… At least I’m searching his desk.” He does a quick investigation and he founds some letters.

“Look at this!” He shows you a letter; you don’t know how to read properly so you just stare at it. “You know what it means?!”

You said no.

“We may know where to find him! I’m probably getting a raise or even a promotion! This is all thanks to you!” Gahan hugs you, you didn’t really expect that. “I’m sorry if that bother you, but I’m so happy! I’ll invite you to dinner later!”

“Can I go too?” Cif says.

“Of course little man! But you will have to excuse me, Ilin and Cif, I need to show this to my superiors, I’ll see you guys later at the barracks if you want that dinner!” He runs away…

“He didn’t even help us find that evil rock!” Cif is not amused. “Miss Violet, we need to destroy it!”

You search in Bloodworth’s office and you behind one of the bookshelf you found Belhebob’s rock…

What do you do?


>Destroy Belhebob. You don’t want Cif to doubt you.
>Tell him you find it, but you can’t destroy it because it’s evidence. Again, he likes honesty.
>Ignore Cif and take Belhebob with you. She’s your friend.
>Leave Belhebob there, then leave. He doesn’t need to know.
>Write In.

(P.S.: You’re leaving to the Tailor after this, unless you want to go to the execution…)
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>>707821
>Make Belhebob come out and explain all this shit
Best to get as much info as possible to make a proper decision.
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>>707919
This right here, start thinking SWOLE to release the beast
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>>707821
I can't remember what we originally decided to do with it (keep it around while ignoring it's demands?) So I support >>707919
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>>707970
We told beez we wanted to be friends, cause friendship
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You want to call out your friend Belhe, you start thinking about becoming even more SWOLE, more SWOLE that no one has SWOLE before… SUPER SWOLE!!

“Miss Violet, you found it!... What are you doing?”

You kept concentrating about more power! MORE SWOLE!

“Stop! You’re scaring me!” He’s holding your arm; he wants you to release it.

MORE SWOLE, SWOLE, SUPER SWOLE!!!

“I’m not going to let you fall like he did!!” He’s screaming too.

Funnily enough, both desires were so great Belhe started to react. You’re not going crazy for power.

“Give me some energy, friend!” that’s Belhe’s voice.

“No, never!” Cif pleads you to stop. He heard her voice too.

You gave some of your energy to the rock, she transmutes into the fairy you once you saw her become before.

“Hi, dear friend!” Belhe looks at you with a weird smile.

“It’s your friend?! It’s your fault that Bloodworth did what he did!” Cif is getting none of this.

“Calm down! I only get her back to answer some questions that we both have.” You try your best to calm Cif down, and at the same time, yourself.

“What? I thought you wanted to make the pact! What a waste of time! Well, I should be thankful you didn’t destroy me yet.” Belhe gets annoyed.

Cif hides behind you, even if he distrusts you know he still believes you’re going to protect him.

“So, what’s up?” Belhe looks at her nails…

>”Explain what you are to Cif”
>”What did you do to Bloodworth?”
>”Why didn’t Bloodworth take you with him? Are you hiding something?”
>Write In
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>>708181
>"what did you do to bloodworth?"
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>>708181
>>”Why didn’t Bloodworth take you with him? Are you hiding something?”

I think we can give her the advantage of doubt. After all, she only reacts to powerful desire, and if bloodworth were innocent in this matter, he wouldn't have started a conspiracy that involved killing witnesses nor would have that wicked looking [STAND], you didn't need Belhebob for that so we can assume he had it with him from before
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>>708181
> Why didn't bloodworth take you with him?
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>>708298
True, switch to thay
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“What did you do to Bloodworth?” You ask.

“What do you mean?”

“You know what she means! You made him evil! He started beating me! He sends away that bald asshole away! He tried to kill Miss Violet and… and… All of this happened after he found you!”

“That weird asshole tried to kill you? Are you okay?” She sounds somewhat disinterest in what Cif said but she sounds a bit concerned about you.

“I have been better.” You said almost shrugging.

“You’re really tough.”

“Are you going to answer us?!” Cif is losing his mind; you try to calm him down with a pat on the back, you succeed to some degree.

“I did nothing special that I didn’t do to you” She points at you. “Seriously, you guys suck at reading people; he was always an asshole and used everyone for his own benefit. I can read feeling, kid; he just didn’t care about anyone, period, that’s all, at best I gave him a purpose for his life. I like to think I show people’s true self, but I know I’m just a bad influence with the wish stuff and in situations like this people tend to go evil. But in this case he just showed his true colors. Believe me, kid, my kind is trustworthy, not like those despicable dragons!”

“But… But…”

“I know you’re feeling sad and betrayed kid, but that guy was not worth it. Look at this girl for example, she cares about you… Don’t know why, but it’s true. What’s up with your with caring about random people?”

You shrug.

“Yeah, yeah, friendship doesn’t make sense and stuff…”

“Hey, why didn’t Bloodworth take you with him?” you ask her.

“Because he doesn’t need me, like you need me. The so called egg is an instrument to fulfill desires with the cost of your most beloved thing, can be human, a dog, an apple, whatever. The only way of using it without losing the thing you love is doing a pact with one of my kind and the yadda-yadda I told you before. It’s kind of a wish in exchange for everything you love. I’m going to take a wild guess and think the guy didn’t have the guts to cross the sea to Abarmua. He’s a coward, not an idiot. Now, why he didn’t destroy me? No idea, maybe he did want to use me anyway but something didn’t let him, but I already said he was a coward… So maybe he was about to do it and something interrupt him… Who knows? ”

“But, why did he need to kill me and Behento? If he didn’t need you that is…”

“Maybe because you two are the only ones who talked with me, know the deal and know about the egg, he’s just extremely paranoid. You’re lucky kid, he didn’t felt distrust for you.”

Cif didn’t react to it. He’s slowly realizing Bloodworth is not worth it…

“Hey, you’re really tired; your power is almost over! He did get you good! Both of you, don’t do this thing again until you’re ready to do the pact, okay? It makes people go wi—“ Belhe turns back to stone. In her last moment she was worried about you.
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>>708567

Cif is not moving and he’s staring at the floor…

What do you do?

>Have a small chat with Cif, to know his feelings and if he still trust you.
>Go to the tailor with him.
>Go to the execution with him.
>Write In.

(Last reply of the day, thanks for playing!)
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>>708579
> Go to the tailor
Distract him for a bit. And take weirdo stone.
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>>708579
>>Have a small chat with Cif, to know his feelings and if he still trust you.

The SWOLE code compels you to make sure your newfound friend is okay with this.
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>>708638
This.
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>>708579
>Go to the tailor with him while chatting

As The Hero of this story we have to train up our ability to attract followers.
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>>709206
Seconding this.
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>>708638
I'll back this.
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“Are you okay Cif? Let’s talk about this on our way to the tailor.” You grab Belhebob, then you hold Cif’s hand.

“… okay.”

You two left the building; if your memory serves you right, Chuck’s Ironworks and Tailorworks should be close to the main plaza. You ask him once again how he feels.

“I don’t know…” he looks heart broken. You pat his head and tell him that everything is going to be fine. He’s trying to look happier, but it’s difficult for him. You tried to change the subject and distract him, chatting about whatever comes to your mind; he’s looking more relaxed. One thing is for sure, he does trust you.

You arrive to Chuck’s Ironworks and Tailorworks, you get inside and see no one in sight except for the shopkeeper, he looks like your regular middle age man NPC. He greets you two, you cordially answer back.

“Are you Chuck?” Cif asks the old man.

“No, Chuck died years ago; I’m his son, Shuck.”

“Oh…” Cif almost laughs, for some reason he found it funny.

“Not many customers today, uh?” you remark.

“Yeah, most people are attending today’s execution; I had to give my employees a special break for them to watch it! Haha, how can I help you guys?”

>I need to buy clothes for this kid.
>I need to buy clothes for this kid, and do you make special outfits?...
>”Hey Cif, what kind of clothes you like?”
>Write In.


Item List:

Cash:
Gold Coins: 7
Silver Coins: 9

-Short Dagger [Equipped]
-Second Rate Dress [Equipped]
-Friendship Pendant [Equipped]

-3 Bottles of Ale
-Honey
-Dad’s Diary
-Portrait of Mom
-Dad’s Sword
-Dad’s Adventurer Clothes
-Sailor Clothes
-Mishi’s Duplicate Elegant Dress
-Skimpy Comfy Clothes
-Pajamas
-Elbow Pad
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>>709800
>>I need to buy clothes for this kid.
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>>709800
>I need to buy clothes for this kid.
>”Hey Cif, what kind of clothes you like?”
>"Bearing in mind I have a budget."
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“I need to buy clothes for this kid.”

“That would be no problem miss, what kind of clothes you want?”

“I don’t know, hey Cif, what kind of clothes you like?... bearing in mind I have a budget…”

“I don’t really mind, just nothing girly! I’m a man!” he’s flexing.

“Okay, let me search on the back.”

The shopkeeper brings different types of clothes, they don’t look amazing but the fabric seems good.

“Since you don’t have much money, these are the less expensive but still quality clothes for kids.”

“Cif, pick the one you like and try it on”

“the changing booth is there, little man”

“Okay!” Cif leaves to change.

“How much is going to cost?”

“6 silver pieces for the whole attire, miss.”

“Ugh…” that’s too much… But, if you want Joane to let him live with you, is the least you need to do. You pay the guy.

Cif comes out in his new clothes, nothing fancy but he looks good, you think…

“I like them! Thanks Violet!”

“You’re welcome.”

“Is there anything else I can help you?”

>”Nah, we cool. Thanks.”
>”Maybe, do you guys make armor, right?”
>”Maybe, do you guys make special outfits?”
>Write In

-6 Silver Pieces.
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>>710020
>”Nah, we cool. Thanks.”
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>>710074
>maybe, you guys make armor right? I'm looking for some iron gauntlets, a shoulder thingy, and maybe some greaves.
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>>710102
I'll second this.
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>>710020
>”Maybe, do you guys make armor, right? I'm looking for a pair of gauntlets and a helmet”

Head must be protected at all costs and hands/lower arms is the most hittable body part when fighting without a shield.
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>>710379
B-but anon, helmet hair
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>>710443
That's why we have a ponytail.
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“Maybe, you guys make armor right? I’m looking for some iron gauntlets, a shoulder thingy and maybe some greaves… oh, and a Helmet!”

“Ohohoho! Yes, indeed we have, but it’s rather expensive.”

“It wouldn’t hurt trying it, right?”

“Let me go for our best stuff!” Shuck leaves to the back again.

“You want to beat some bad guys, right?!” Cif is excited.

“That’s the plan”

Shuck appears with a box with your armor in it. He’s deceptively strong.

“Since you don’t want the full armor kit, here are the best parts of different armors sets.” He hands you piece by piece, naming each one. You try it on immediately, it’s not uncomfortable but you can feel its weight, it’s heavy.

“How much does all this cost?” you ask

“45 silver coins or 4 gold coins. I swear lady; this is the best stuff you will find in your life!”

That’s extremely expensive… Do you really want it?

>Yep
>Nah
>Write In.
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>>710537
>Yep

It's a new outfit. We're a girl.
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>>710537
>Yep
We can grab a chainmail shirt and some boots later.
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>>710537
Yiss
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>>710537
>Nah
Our SWOLE muscles are the best armor.
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>>710537
Yus
>also do you have any leather torso pieces?
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“Also do you have any leather torso pieces? I’m paying with Gold coins by the way…”

“Oh yes, I’ll add it to the box, and since you’re paying with gold pieces I’ll give it to you for “free”” He quickly goes to the back and brings you the final piece of your armor.

You hand him more of your well earned money. Good bye 4 gold coins.

“Thank you very much! You’re not going to regret it!” He hands you the box where the armor was in. “If you don’t want to wear it outside, you can store it there.” You take your armor off and put it in the box. You carry the crate and told Cif to follow you, it’s time to talk with Joane…

You said good bye to shopkeeper and before you could do anything else, you hear the shop’s door opening, it’s Joane?! What a nice coincidence…

“Oh, hello Ilin. I thought you were in the execution… At least you can help with carrying the clothes I ordered.” she doesn’t look amused.

“Before that, I need to talk to you! This is Ci—“

“Woah I know you!” Cif interrupts you, he points at Joane.

“Who is this child?” Joane looks confused.

“Hey Violet, she’s the one who won the beauty contest! She’s Kantrilla!”





What.

Joane looks petrified…

“Huh? Did I say something wrong? Hey you look prettier without much makeup!” He says to Joane, who’s still petrified…

“… did he called you “Violet”?” Joane asks you.

“No” You said back.

“Yes I did! That’s your name, right?” Cif intervenes, he doesn’t understand what’s happening.

“...”

“…”

What do you do?

>Awkwardly leave the room with Cif. You’ll talk about this later.
>Make a pact to never tell anyone about this.
>”So… you won?”
>”This is Cif, can I keep it? He’s a good boy, I swear.”
>Write In.
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>>710537
> nope
Don't need armour for school work...
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>>710975
>"This is Cif...
Just ignore the topic
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>>710975
>>”So… you won?”
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>>710975
>Make a pact to never tell anyone about this.
>”So… you won?”
>”This is Cif, can I keep it? He’s a good boy, I swear.”
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>>710975
>Awkwardly leave the room with Cif. You’ll talk about this later.
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>>710975
>Make a pact to never tell anyone about this.
>”So… you won?”
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>>710975
>>Make a pact to never tell anyone about this.
>>”So… you won?”
>>”This is Cif, can I keep it? He’s a good boy, I swear.”
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>>710975
>>Make a pact to never tell anyone about this.
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>>711246
This.
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“Stop staring at each other. You’re scaring me!” Cif says; he’s getting worried.

“So… you won?”

“Yes… I did. Not proud of some of the things I did there.”

“Congratulations anyway…”

“Thanks… You did really well too; too bad they were a horny crowd.”

“So this is Cif…”

“Hello, Cif, Nice to meet you…”

“A-Are you girls okay?” Cif is confused.

“He’s a good boy”

“I can see that, a very good boy.”

“Indeed, and he needs a home.”

“He can live with you girls no problem, the only thing this good young boy has to do is promise to never tell anyone about this Beauty Contest.”

“Yes, none of us will ever talk about that Beauty Contest. It’s a promise.”

“More than a promise, it’s a pact that cannot be broken.”

Both of you are staring at Cif, poor kid is extremely clueless.

“Her name is Ilin, not Violet. My name is Joane, not Kantrilla.”

“Those people left Pasiturnia forever, Cif. Ilin and Joane are your friends”

“But why did you girls participated if you’re going to be ashamed of what you did?!”

“…”

“…”

“That’s not the point, Cif. When you get older you will understand. Right, Ilin?”

“Yes, Joane. You’re completely correct.”

“Uh… Okay, if that makes you girls stop being so creepy!” He’s scared.

“Well, I see you two later; I need to get the clothes I ordered.”

“It was a pleasure Joane.”

“Wait, didn’t you ask Vio— Ilin to help you carry your clothes?”

“Bye Bye, take care.”

“Bye bye, Joane, have a nice day.”

You carry Cif and the crate outside.

“I guess we will never talk about that ever again…” Poor Cif.

What do you do?

>Show Cif his new home!
>EXECUTION!
>Waste your day with Cif.
>Write In
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>>711391
>Show Cif his new home!
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>>711391
> Show Cif his new home!
And show off your new armour to anyone who is there.
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>>711391
>EXECUTION!
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>>711391
>Show Cif his new home!
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>>711472
This
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“Well Cif, it’s time to show you your new home!”

“COOL!” he’s excited.

After a not so long walk, you’re finally home. You left the crate and Belhe in a safe place, and showed the place to Cif, nobody is in here, they must be watching the execution. Oh well. At some point, you heard Cif’ stomach asking for food with a loud squeaky noise.

“I’m sorry…” he’s embarrassed.

You told him to relax and you’re preparing lunch! Or… a snack, it’s kind of late for lunch. You both eat your not so great meal, Cif said he loved it, but you can tell he’s exaggerating.

You showed Cif’s new bed, it’s in the same room where you and the girls sleep. You wonder if you should move it somewhere else, since girls like their privacy…



There isn’t much to do…

>Let’s chat with Cif until someone appears.
>Take Cif to the barracks so he can meet your friends.
>Write In.
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>>712174
>>Let’s chat with Cif until someone appears.

Let's hope it's Shimi, she and this kid simply must meet.
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>>712174
> chat with Cif
Help him with developing a workout routine
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>>712378
This, he'll become our SWOLE apprentice.
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>>712378
This.
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>>712378
Yus
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“Hey Cif, want to be SWOLE?”

“What do you mean?” he’s somewhat scared.

“I mean this!” You showed your guns, and by guns I mean muscles!

“COOL!”

After this exchange, you and Cif began planning a workout routine for him. He’ll become your SWOLE apprentice.

Two hours have passed since you started talking about getting SWOLE together with Cif, you hear the main door opening.

“Hello? Is someone here? Is that you Ilin? I heard some laughs in there! You know I don’t like this kind of pranks!” You peak from your room and see a scared Little Shimi slowly walking in the house, you can tell she went to the execution by just looking at her… but man, what the fuck is that outfit?

>Scare Shimi with a spooky prank, you do have a Witch Vet that could help…
>”Hey Shimi, I’m home and I want to present you someone important!”
>”What the hell are you wearing, Shimi?”
>Write In.
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>>712861
>>”Hey Shimi, I’m home and I want to what the hell are you wearing?”
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>>712861
> Scare her, just a little
Sit in a chair in a darkened room and have Cif dart about past some doorways and such. When she approaches you just greet her normally.
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>>712861
>Scare Shimi with a spooky prank, you do have a Witch Vet that could help…
Find a dark room, hide in a cupboard and giggle so Shimi can find us.

Then when she's saying that it was a rubbish prank have Cif creep up behind her and whisper some creepy shit in her ear.
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You whisper your evil spooky prank to Cif, you’re going to hide inside a cupboard and giggle so Shimi can find you, then after you talk with her for less than a minute he needs to creep behind her and say something spooky.

“Like what?”

“Aren’t you a witch vet, isn’t there like a weird spell word you can say?”

“Okay, got it. Trust me!” He’s a playful boy, he hides under the bed. You hide as well inside the cupboard in your room.

“I heard you moving! Yo-yo-you don’t have to do this!” Shimi is super scared.

You began giggling like a mad girl.

“AHH!— I mean… I heard your laugh again! Ge-ge-get out in this instance!... please.”

Your fake giggle turns into a real one, you’re enjoying this…

“Please… don’t be a spooky ghost! I’m sorry if I mocked your kind before! It was just a joke!” She gets inside your room, she’s slowly walking towards you. You start giggling louder.



She opens the cupboard and sees you smiling!

“GOSH DARN IT! MEANIE! MEANIE! YOUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!” She punches you with her weird plushy hand. In between her wrath you casually say:

“Hey Shimi, I’m home and I want to… what the hell are you wearing?”

“Oh… this? They were selling this at the execution, these are aweso—“

“MORIFERNO TUFGUILIS!” it’s Cif! He sneaked behind perfectly and whispered that in Shimi’s ear.

“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!” Shimi explodes in fear! She jumps onto you and screams at Cif; then she buries her small face in your chest! She’s crying in fear! Is almost pathetic! But mostly funny! You can’t stop laughing!

“DIABLO! DIABLO! SPARE MY SOUL!!!” Shimi doesn’t understand what’s happening anymore, Cif starts laughing too!

You both stop laughing and try to calm Shimi down. Then you explained the situation with Cif.

“I DON’T CARE! YOU MONSTERS! MONSTERS! YOU! NERD! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! AND YOU! YOU’RE A MEANIE! A BIG BAD MEANIE!” She’s furious!

Little Shimi has none of it! She’s not listening to anything you’re saying! She wants an apology!

>Apologize.
>Tickle Shimi.
>Remind her she owes you one.
>Keep teasing her.
>Ignore her.
>Write In.
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>>713550
>>Tickle Shimi.

Do it until she cries
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>>713670
Tickle her and call her by her full title
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>>713550
>Tickle Shimi.
>Keep teasing her.
That was great.
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You grab Shimi and put her in your lap.

“Pampering me is not going to work! I’m so mad! NGGGH!” Shimi shows you her teeth, she’s trying to intimidate you. Poor young soul didn’t know what it’s coming…

You began tickling her! You touch her more sensitive parts of her body! Her tummy is her main weakness!

“NO! HAHA! STOP! HAHA! THIS IS BULLYING! HAHA! MEANIE!”

You’re not stopping! You add banter to your tickling!

“C’mon! Are you still mad Sharpshooter Butterly Detective Superstar Lighting Shimilia?!”

“STOP! HAHAHA! STOP, YOU DEMON GIRL! HAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE!!”

Shimi is trying to get out, but you firmly grasp her, there is no way in hell she can outperform you in a duel of strength!

“NERD! HAHAHA! HELP ME!!”

Cif gets near Shimi and began tickling her with a feather! Where did he get that thing?!

“BULLIES! BULLIES! AHAHHAHAHAH”

“Are you still mad? Or the Diablo has to continue her punishment?!”

“YOU WIN, YOU WIN! HAHAHAHA! MERCY! HAHAHAHA! PLEASE! HAHAHA”

You signal Cif to stop and you stop Shimi’s punishment. She delicately drops to the floor, she looks like a slug, it’s like she lost her human form…

“blblblblblblbl” Foam is coming out of her mouth… You check on her, she’s fine. It’s just the way she deals with pain, I guess.

“Ilin…”

?

“Come closer…”

… You get closer to her.

“I’m exhausted, but I need to pee. Carry me to the bathroom please…” She’s not joking.

Oh god. You quickly carry Little Shimi to the bathroom! You pray to the god dragons she doesn’t pee on you!

Sadly, this is all for this week chapter! See the thrilling conclusion of your venture to the bathroom in the next session of Not so Glorious Quest!
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>>714488

Thanks everyone for participating/role-playing/reading this session! I hope you guys had fun! Because that’s what it really matters here.

I can’t believe we’re 2 months in this thing, like I’m baffled and flattered about you guys commitment with this Quest. At least, for a first timer this is pretty sweet, right?

For updates about the schedule go to my shitty Twitter, I basically confirm the session one or two days before it:

https://twitter.com/91m10

Feedback/Questions/Comments about the episode/Insults are always welcome/appreciated.

Item List:

Cash:
Gold Coins: 3
Silver Coins: 3

-Short Dagger [Equipped]
-Second Rate Dress [Equipped]
-Friendship Pendant [Equipped]

-3 Bottles of Ale
-Honey
-Dad’s Diary
-Portrait of Mom
-Gahan’s handkerchief
-Dad’s Sword
-Dad’s Adventurer Clothes
-Sailor Clothes
-Mishi’s Duplicate Elegant Dress
-Skimpy Comfy Clothes
-Pajamas
-Elbow Pad
-BelheRock
-Battle Armor
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>>714512
Thanks for running, and saving the characters from a retarded player base!
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>>714512

Chears mate
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>>714512

It's been two months already? time sure flies when you're having fun
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>>714512
What really surprises me is that this quest could've become a sexfest at any given moment, but it hasn't, and that's nice
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>>714512
Honestly this quest is one of my favorites on here, it's not sex quest and it's fun!
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>>714512
The last two posts were simply precious.
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>>714581

Thanks for playing! But I’m not saving anyone, Behento just got executed…

>>714750

Cheers!

>>714921

Yeah, it’s been a lot of fun! Thanks for playing.

>>715218

Me too, (I think) I gave you guys all the freedom I could to do anything and here we are, in pretty wacky adventure. It says a lot about you guys! And I'm enjoying it.

>>715891

Fun (or being entertaining) it’s the most important aspect in this quest, so I’m glad you guys can enjoy it for what it is. Thanks for playing!

>>716199

That’s the Shimi factor! I think? To be honest, I feel like the whole episode was like that, pure dumb fun. Thanks for playing.
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>>718394
I was considering voting for them to call off the execution, but we got caught up with other stuff. And after a bit of thought, I realized that freeing a guy who wants to rape the biggest QT in the quest was a really bad idea.

Bye bye, Behento!



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