>>729249
>FIGHT
Time to fuck a bitch up.

>>729249
>FIGHT

>>729249
>FIGHT
I guess we'll play wall, Argo has some aggression to let out.

>>729249
>FIGHT
May Saitama guide our fists.

>>729249
FIGHT

I'm shocked no one mentioned it, that pastebin I posted in the OP is a real lewdbin.
>>729249
ROLL 1D20 (BEST OF 3) TO ACT

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>729285
time to slap a bithc

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729285
Hit it until it dies!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729285
>Normal Consecutive Punches

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729285
DED

>>729285
You smile in your classic grin, dashing forward to deliver a hard punch to Mizune's gut... except she wasn't there, she had gone underground again! You whirled, unsure if she was going to try the same tactics again.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to predict the Witch's movements!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729346

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>729346

>>729346

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729346

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>729346
Come on, where are you...

"ARGO! WHERE IS SHE!?"

"THERE!" She points just before the combo-mouse jumps out of the ground, slashing wildly with glowing pink claws that you only avoided because of your warning. You do a fuckin backflip out of the way, skidding on the ground as you landed.

Argo cast a spell while the Mizune clan tried to figure out how their body had missed...

>>729398
F

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729398
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ARE WE GOING TO DIE HERE WHAT DOES THAT CRIT FAIL MEAN

Rolling to not lose my shit.

>>729398
You're pretty sure tying herself up in red ribbon and stripping herself was not what the spell was supposed to do. She found herself dangling in the air as the Mizunes came to their collective senses and examined the scene.

"PFFFFFT, YOU FUCKED THAT ONE UP!" They said, walking up to your girl and staring her in the eye "I don't know how you survived all these years, guess ugly rats like you have to get by somehow"

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A scream of pure rage poured straight from Argo's soul, setting your teeth on edge and your making your heart ache in sympathetic pain. You had to win this now, not just to get those juicy souls, but to let Argo have her moment and let that rage out.

You knew what it was like to be angry like that, and seeing Argo the way she was...

It made you angry. So angry your blood stopped running hot and started going cold.

roll 1d20 to act. (describe your action, best of three)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>729439
>roll 1d20 to act. (describe your action, best of three)
RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>729439
>Serious Series: Serious Strike

>>729444
SLICE AND DICE

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>729439

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>729439
WAIFU RAGE

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>>729439
You forgo the normal gauntlets, using a power you hadn't really fucked with until now: that of Jack the Ripper. Your nails extended into long, long claws, and simply by pointing at Argo from were you stood you could cut her down. A swipe at the Mizune combo body sent her flying. You walked forward, your face blank as you drove your knife-hands into the witch's gut, drawing blood as you cut and gouged at her for several moments, listening to her scream before she finally managed to chant a spell and send you flying into the dirt. You picked yourself up wordlessly, your eyes cold and lifeless as you retracted the claws and splashed black blood into the air, creating a series of circles that flew around your head and body, making you a whirling storm of black death. You locked your vision onto the witch, and spoke.

"You've humiliated and betrayed my girlfriend, my packmate. You shall not live another day"

You gave yourself wholly to the madness of the Black Blood in your near infinite rage, moving erratically as Argo scrambled for the Warehouse as she recognized something was wrong.

INSANITY INCREASED DRAMATICALLY!

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to KILL

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729534
>DECAPITATION

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>729534
Rip

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729534
REEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>729534

>>729534
You regain consciousness a few hours later, judging by your watch.

Six witch Souls are circled around you, bobbing in the air. The entire room is splattered with blood of two colors: red and black. You retract the black into your body, hoping it hadn't taken anything with it. Wouldn't do to clog an artery with a piece of dirt or some shit.

You still felt... REALLY angry, now that you think about it. You looked to the Warehouse portal, finding Argo and Incog staring at you along with Lisbith.

"What?" you ask.

"Remind me never to piss you off like that witch did" Incog says.

"And I thought I was angry, holy shit" Argo pulls at her ears "Close the portal next time you do something like that, my ears aren't working so good anymore, you got... really loud"

"Dude, like, I know we're underage and all, but you need to get laid, seriously, that was like, testosterone overload there, you just kept stabbing and stabbing..."

You look down at your hands, covered in red "I'll... take that into consideration, but uh, I think my work here is done"

Argo grabs all the souls "I'll see what we can do with six of these things, notes are still on the table right?"

"Yeah..."

"Thanks" she says, winking at you "for the date"

You blink a few times.

SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT!?

WHAT THE FUCK, I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKED UP

HOLY SHIT WE SHOULD GO ON A KILLING SPREE FOR HER

YEAH, LET'S GET THIS DUMBASS LAID AT LONG FUCKING LAST!

KILL ALL THE OTHER WITCHES, GET HER TO OPEN THE PORTAL AND GO ON A RAMPAGE!

Those other witches... they had banished Argo from what you could tell, forced her to live in the human world. You wanted to kill them all, so badly...

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>729668
>Inb4 Nat 1

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729668
>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices!
Guess we wont be needing witch souls for a while

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729668

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>729668
>rolling for a 1

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>>729668
You just... barely are able to see reason, knowing that you weren't strong enough to genocide the witches, not yet anyways...

Then it's time to get stronger, isn't it!

Make yourself into a weapon!

Yeah, that would do it! Forget getting another companion, I'm sure there will be other ways of picking them up, and why the fuck would you want a single weapon anyways? You're the Punchwolf!

Yeah, become the weapon!

God, this was never going to stop.

You trudge through the warehouse and take a shower, finding that everyone had gone back to the status quo of "stay naked in the warehouse" in spite of the age problem. This did not bode well for you, but you found yourself far too exhausted to care, and flopped into the communal bed with everyone else taking their usual positions, making you wince as your muscles screamed at the contact.

Madness was not a good thing, and you were lucky you didn't fail the jump when you gave in to it like that.

But, you had killed the witch, six witches actually, though separate they probably weren't that strong, together they had managed to get you to do... that

Boy howdy, you wished you could remember what in the flippity FUCK you had done.

Fuck madness.

You cuddled with the girls for the rest of the night, and eventually fell asleep, feeling much better.

Insanity decreased

The next morning you woke up, feeling even more sore than before. Cramps screamed bloody murder at you, making you wince and gasp as you pulled yourself out of bed, following the smell of... pancakes? waffles? you weren't sure, but it smelled good.

"Morning Wolf!" Argo said, pushing a plate towards you over the kitchen counter "Figured I should take over cooking for today"

"Wow, thanks" you say, sitting down and taking a bite of the now confirmed pancake. "mmmph, this is good shit Argo, thank you, seriously"

"That'll be one date please"

Your eyes snap up, and you find her grinning "Oh you sly woman" you say, smiling back "deal, I'll treat you to lunch again, and this time without trying to fight six witches combined into one body, I need to relax after that shit"

"Sounds great! I'll clean up here and get ready" she says, scarfing down her own meal and putting the rest of the pancakes in the fridge with a note for the others, letting them know that was for them.

A good meal sure as hell makes you feel better, and after getting dressed, you feel... mostly human again. You used your wings to get you and the Portal out of the ground, and opened it again for Argo, who was wearing a simple skirt that made her look cute.

"So, where to?" she grabs your arm, holding you close as you closed the portal behind her.

Cafe
Park for a picnic
Other (Write-In)

>>729805
Cafe

>>729805
>Park for a picnic

>>729805
Maid Cafe, tell Argo to take notes

>>729843
This

>>729843
Voting for this

>>729843
This
Maid Argo lewd wen?

>>729805
Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find a Maid Cafe!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729966

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729966
What if the maid cafe finds us?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729966
Find Beefcake Butler cafe insted.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729966
Nice dub m8

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>729966

>>729966
Okay, you are officially 100% certain Maid Cafes don't exist in Berlin. Time to find another option!

"You... have no idea where we're going do you"

"Hey, walking around the city is fine, right? And we've got a few hours until lunchtime anyways"

She checks her watch "Oh, shit you're right, we kinda rushed out of there didn't we"

"Yeah..."

NORMAL Cafe
Picnic in a park
Other (Not a Maid Cafe, Write-In)

>>730069
Butler cafe!

>>730069
>Picnic in a park

>>730069
>other (Butler, big beefy cafe full of men in the shape of Col Armstrong and JoJo..plus you know, its germany has to have one)

>>730069
>Picnic in a park

>>730069
>Butler Cafe!

>>730069
Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find a Butler Cafe!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>730117
They better be ripped as hell.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>730117
I swear if I get a 20...

>>730119
okay you found the fucking butler cafe, writing now.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>730138
If 1 then they're dressed in banana hammocks

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>729966

>>730117
Oh hey, this looks like a good place. You lead Argo inside and...

Holy shit this staff is swole as FUCK. Like, your muscles were big and well defined and all, but you were ten, so you were short. These fuckers were tall and muscular as they led you to the table.

"So, any particular reason you brought me here?"

"Well, my original plan was to find a maid cafe and crack jokes, but that didn't work out so well, so I just went for the closest one, happened to be this one..."

"Oh, so it wasn't because you wanted to take notes?"

"Ha ha, very funny" You make your order, trying not to feel short.

"I'm serious, you in a tux would be... I don't know if it would be sexy or cute or what, but it can't go wrong"

"You say that now, but I'm not one for more formal stuff, you know that, I was the dumbass running around the world with no shirt and a fucking kilt, remember?"

She laughs, and then a wistful look crosses over her face "I know it hasn't been long, but I already kinda miss that place... not the game obviously, fuck, if I ever see Aincrad again I'm going to nuke it, but home was nice."

Neither of you said it, but you both heard what was left out.

"Maybe when this whole crazy ride is over, we can go back, use our powers to fix things" you say "I know Incog misses her sister..."

"She has one?"

"Had" you say.

"Oh... shit, I never knew that, wow"

"Yeah, I never got the chance to meet her, I won't tell that story though, it's Incog's"

"Right right I know..."

The food arrived, and the two of you ate in serene silence, enjoying each other's comforting presence, and reminiscing on the past, the dead...

You finished first, the meal was decent, but you thought Argo was a better cook than whoever was working this place. Maybe it was the ingredients, or maybe just the more somber mood Argo had set. You waited on her, still contemplating things and shoving the voices out of your head.

"Hey" she says, waving her hand in front of your face a few minutes later "you gonna pay?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah, right" you pull out your wallet, paying the bill and thanking the... butler? Whatever, buff guy, didn't really matter. You left him a nice tip, because he was really polite -though you only knew that thanks to the universal language shit Argo had cast on you- and then the two of you were off, wandering the city again. You weren't quite ready to duck into an alleyway and go home just yet... or were you?

Go to a park
Go home
Write-In

>>730330
>Go to a park
>This will be where we go with our future SWOLE baby.

>>730330
Fuck Argo in an allyway

>>730357
You know what? I'll support this.

>>730357
Classiest way to end the date

>>730354
>park it is m8

>>730397
Snake we've been over this, Thats not how voting fucking works.

>>730354
This

>>730354
This

>>730330
>Go to a park

>>730330
"Let's go to a park" you say "It's a nice day and all, and I'm not feeling up for going home and dealing with Incog's BS"

"Yeah..." she says, still holding you close. Her hands were soft and warm, even through your hoodie. You led her to a grassy park somewhere in the city, honestly you could care less about the actual location. Surprisingly, it was empty, or at least you couldn't see any people. You checked your phone, showing that it was 1 PM on a fucking monday. That explained it then.

The two of you sat under a tree, her head in your lap. You gently ran your fingers through her hair, and then a thought occurred to you.

"Hey, you know, I realize that even with all your singing power, you never do it, why is that?"

She blinks, looking up at you. "I used to sing a lot when I was alone, but I'm never alone anymore so..."

"Oh come on" you say, smiling "Who else is going to hear you here?"

"I guess that's a fair point... the other problem is I never really knew too many songs, and the ones I do know, I don't know if you'd like"

"Try me" you said "I promise I won't point and laugh"

She smirked, sitting up next to you "If you do I'll turn you into a rat and fuck you in the ass with magic"

"You know, that sounds funny, but when you can actually do it it becomes god damn terrifying"

"Good, incentive not to be a dick"

"Just sing, please"

"Alright... I used to listen to this one a lot, it struck a chord with me -bleah, that wasn't an intentional pun I swear- and I've got the music for it on my phone..."

She pulls out her phone, scrolling through her music library, where she sets an instrumental track on, pausing as the music began...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmAsD8aRHBA

"Miiiiroooor..."

You sat back, listening as she softly sang, and when she was done, she crawled back into your arms.

"H-how was that?" she says, her voice catching. A lone teardrop streaked her cheek.

You held her close, breathing in the smell of her hair unintentionally. It was sweet in some way you couldn't quite identify.

"Amazing... but you don't have to sing ever again if you don't want to"

"Thank you... can we stay like this, for a few more hours?"

"Yeah, yeah we can"

End of Session

>>730578
Alright, usual question time: how was my writing, what do you want to see more of, less of, did my apology make up for not running for two whole days?

>>730715
holy fuck that last part actually made me a little sad.


Other than that, today was actually pretty on course for wolfgang quest as far as I'm concerned. I'm hoping you're feeling a little better after that two day break, though.

>>730715
You better recon us getting a job at the Butler Cafe. Mini-Swole is being adopted by Big Brother Swoles.

I like the focus on Argo, for now. She's pretty great. Sinon needs some lovin', but that can come later.

Also, for future quests, take your time. I know there's a bunch of people who want to GO GO FUCK THE BITCHES GET THE MONEY but character development takes effort (or amazing critical rolls). I honestly think you'd do great at "Take an established canon, drop a self-aware dude into it, allow Anons to fuck the world up accordingly" quest amazingly, just slow down next time.

For this quest though? You're doing fine. We're here for the power fantasy.

>>730755
this, have big swoles raise mini-swole into a big bad but polite swole wülf

>>730578
Good stuff kayabers, the balance of lewd and everything else has leveled out instead of Gung ho lewd quest.
>>731437
This as well, like that saying about it being the journey not the destination.

>>731437
Aye, I'm sticking to my intended schedule of about 10 threads before a new jump -though I might need a few more for this one, there's a lot going on here I don't want to just gloss over- from now on. Taking things at an easier pace lets me really get in that character focus I want. I'm uncertain if I should really develop Yui, Kirito and Asuna or let them be on the side, but it won't be their turn until after Incog gets her second focus (if we count SAO as a focus on her rather than a more broad overview of characters) Said second focus is so I can tone down her libido, or at least make it so it's not her entire character

Also I'm still shocked no one is mentioning the lewdbin.

>>731635
Naturally I forgot my fucking name.

>>731636
All I see is glomp.
Doujin when?

>>731642
The pastebin in the OP? That isn't glop, and if it is I'm going to pimp-slap pastebin for fucking things up.

>>730578
A few hours later, you carried a sleeping Argo through the portal and set her down in your actual bed, rather then the couch bed you usually used, and crawled in with her, holding her close and falling asleep by her side.

The next day, you woke up first, and heated up some leftover pancakes for the both of you. There were noises upstairs, where you presumed Incog and the rest of the gang was, so you made sure there was enough for everyone, though you left the ones you weren't making for yourself and Argo in the fridge.

A few minutes later, the smell clearly got Argo to wake up, and she came out in a nightshift, stretching "Morning Wolf..."

"Morning Whiskers" you say, smiling "want some breakfast?"

"Yeah... how'd we get here? I don't remember much after, I uh, fell asleep?"

"Yeah you passed out, I carried you in, you're really cute when you're asleep, you know that right?"

She blushes "I-I'm not that cute, just because I'm younger in this world doesn't make me cute!"

"You say that, and yet here you are, looking absolutely adorable"

"Shaddup!" she says, giving you a "I'm not really mad" glare "I'm not cute!"

You pat her head "eat, seriously, breakfast is the most important meal of the day"

"I know... say, what are we doing today? We've got a few more days before the others have to be back at the DWMA, is there anything else you want to do?"

>Hunt down more Witches
>Find Crona
>Find someone to turn into a Weapon
>Other

>Find Crona
or
>Become mini swoll

Whichever the other anons prefer

>>731781
Let's find some witches

>>731802
I'll switch to this

Find some witches to fuck up

>>731822
well fuck it then, I'll switch to this
>>731802

>>731781
>hunt witches

>>731802
You should probably find Crona and Ragnarok... but you also needed a job, and that cafe was kinda cool... though you really hate wearing formal stuff.

>Find Crona
>Get a job at that cafe

>>731781
>>Hunt down more Witches

>>731851
>Get a job at the cafe

THEY CAN TEACH US THE WAY OF BIG SWOLE

>Get a job at that cafe
We need to learn the way of the Swole from these guys.

>>731851
>Find Crona
Black blood fight

>>731851
2-1 vote is a tie by my rules, if anyone remembers fucking ANYTHING.
Need at least 3 votes for an option

SOMEBODY FUCKING VOTE

>>731851
>Get a job at that cafe
fuck your ties

GET A JOB

CHOO CHOO YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN STUPID
>>731851
You smile "Well, I know you really want to see me in a Tux, soooo..."

"Holy shit you're going to try to get a job at that place aren't you?"

"Yeah, probably a bad idea knowing me..."

>A few hours later
You stood in front of the door to the cafe, slightly nervous. You entered and were greeted politely.

"Hello there" you say, knowing the universal translation spell was in effect "I'm here to apply for a jo-"

"Sorry sir" the big man says, looking down at you with sharp, intelligent eyes, "we don't hire anyone under the age of sixteen, come back in a few years"

"Oh, okay" you say, turning around and leaving.

Well that was a waste of fucking time, you really should have remembered how the real world works. You come back to the Warehouse somewhat defeated and flop down onto the couch.

"I take it you didn't get the job?" Argo joins you, looking mildly concerned.

"I completely fucking forgot how the real world works" you gripe "turns out only Death City gives jobs to kids"

She gigglesnorts, and then it turns into a full blown laugh "HOLY SHIT, WOW, FFFFAHAHAAH"

"Yeah yeah, color us surprised we don't get what we want"

"Alright, seriously though, we've got a lot of time here, I know you want to go after the witches and all but we need to get stronger and make sure we can live before and after that, so, what are you going to do?"

>Find Crona
>Find another Witch to fight
>Find someone to turn into a Demon Weapon
>Turn yourself into a Demon Weapon
>Other (Butler Cafes need not apply)

>>731994
>>Other (Butler Cafes need not apply)
Go rub it in Black Star's face that we have SEVEN witch souls

>>731999
those trips snake
also, fuck up some witches

>>732005
rub rub, seconding times

>>732005
Sure I'm good with that

>>731994
"Honestly I kinda want to get back to the school now" you say "easier to get money there, and I can rub our witch souls in Black Star's face"

"Huh, that's a strange reason to go back"

"Is it? I thought we all hated that guy"

"Well yeah, but... last I heard what you did to him fucked him up real bad, he saw you going around being the hero and it actually made him depressed!"

"Wait, Black Star, depressed? How the hell did I not hear about this but y- nevermind, forgot who I was talking to for a bit"

She smiled "Well, girl's gotta have some secrets, right?"

"Anyways" you get back on topic "seriously? Depressed?"

"Almost suicidal, he can't even use Tsubaki last I heard, his soul just doesn't work anymore"

"Damn..."

You kinda felt bad for the guy now...

>Try to make it up to him/take him under your wing
>Break him further
>Other

>>732057
>>Try to make it up to him/take him under your wing
Now i actually feel bad for black star

>>732077
I'll back this :c

>>732077
This.

>>732057
>Break him farther

>>732077
We're not THAT big of an asshole, so seconding this

>>732057
You resolve to help him out, but if you really want to help him, you'll need to train with him AND Tsubaki, to make sure their soul bond is capable of holding up against you... and possibly someone else.

Looks like your goals are aligning quite nicely. You had enough Witch souls to powerlevel several people, and you'd need those people to take on all the Witches, AND Black Star and Tsubaki were powerful allies...

This was the first step in taking down the Witches forever. Well, second step, the first was getting your hands on some Witch Souls and derailing the plot.

You smile "Well, guess now is as good a time as any to fix shit"

She nods "So we're headed back for sure?"

"Yeah, wanna fly with me?"

Her face goes slightly green "N-no thanks, I uh, I'd rather stay here, if that's alright"

Chuckling, you nod "sure sure, I get it, alright, see you in a few hours!"

You run outside, Black Blood bursting from your back as you launched into the sky, closing the Warehouse behind you. When you were high enough, you opened it again and ran inside, jumping into the Lucifer after throwing the doors wide open.

"Oh hey" Lisbith says, poking her head out of one of the other mechs, apparently doing some modifications to it "Where are you going?"

"Back to Death City, see you in a few hours!"

You blast out of the Warehouse, shutting the portal behind you, and doing your usual stunt when you get there, hoping it didn't crash. It shouldn't, but you never really knew.

The fall onto Death City was beautiful, if you ignored the sun and moon, and even then it was still somewhat pretty.

Your wings blasted out behind you, stretching to slow your fall as you landed in front of the DWMA, now determined to fix your mistake. Black Star was an asshole, but no one deserved this.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Black Star!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>732246
we can smell him

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732273
sure we do

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732246

>>732273
>>732275
>>732278
UGHHHHH
FUCK THESE ROLLS

>>732246
magic

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>732246
lets try that again

>>732294
Maybe if we roll low enough, Blackstar find us instead?

>>732312
idk, maybe

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>732246

>>732319
thank fuck

>>732246
You look up, and there he was, standing at the tip of the central spike, looking at the setting sun. You half expected the spike to break like it usually did, but surprisingly it wasn't even cracking. And Black Star wasn't putting on a show like he normally did, he was surprisingly calm as he took a step forward, intentionally falling off the school face first.

He was trying to kill himself!

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to catch him!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>732342

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>732342

>>732350
>>732342
KAYABA IT'S A SEVEN
SEVEN'S A LUCKY NUMBER
THIS SHOULD COUNT AS A NOT SHITTY ROLL RIGHT

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>732342

>>732367
Sweet mother of god

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>>732367

>>732367
released from the sweet embrace of death

>>732342
You don't even think as your blood spurts forth, black tentacles wrapping around the falling star and bringing him gently to the ground.

He looks at you with dead eyes "Why do you want to make me suffer more, why did you stop me"

What the fuck do you say to that?

>Write-In

>>732416
>Stop being a little fucking bitch and get gud faggot, We're going to train. Where is you're wife?

>>732416
>STOP BEING A WHINEY BITCH AND GET SWOLE WITH ME

Shit dude, you were kinda stuck-up at first. I wanted to knock you down a peg, not make you fucking suicidal.

>>732423
THIS, SWOLE IS GUD, SWOLE IS LIFE

>>732416
"Nobody starts at the top, and it's a pain getting there."
"You just realized you weren't there yet."
"That's worth quitting completely?"

>>732423
This.

>>732433
this

>>732416
>Say some generic anti-suicide shit like >>732423
>check the other spikes because his weapon is gonna kill herself too

>>732416
adding onto >>732421 LOOK FOR HIS FUCKING WIFE.

>>732433
This.

>>732433
Yeah sure this
plus>>732421

>>732416
"Where's Tsubaki?" The thought had just crossed your mind that if BLACK STAR is suicidal, who knows what the fuck is Tsubaki doing?

"Home" he says, "Not like she cares, I'm useless to her, can't even wield her"

"No, stop thinking li- oh for fuck saaaakes, I do not have time for this" you sigh, picking him up over one shoulder "Address, what is it?"

He gives you his home address without complaint, and you're off like a rocket, boosting yourself with your Black Blood, jumping around town like you're Spiderman. You land hard in front of their house, knocking on the door and getting no response after 30 seconds, though the lights are still on.

>Look in the windows
>Kick open the door
>Go looking for Tsubaki elsewhere

>>732485
>Kick open the door

>>732485
>>Kick open the door
DROP THE KNIFE

>>732485
>Kick open the door
IM HOME HONEY!

>>732485
>KICK IN THE DOOR
check the bathtub for toasters

>>732485
>Kick open the door

>>732485
>Kick open the door
>GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WOMEN. Cheese sandwich too please.

>>732485
>>Kick open the door
>"TIME TO GET SWOLE"

>>732511
Changing to that

>>732485
>>Kick open the door
AWOOOOOOOO!

>>732485
You kick open the door, and begin to search the place, putting the limp Black Star on the couch.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to find Tsubaki in time!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>732530
>USE WOLF TRACKING SKILLS

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>732530
>>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to find Tsubaki in time!
THIS IS THE SWOLE POLICE

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>732530
SWOOOOLLLLEEEE

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>732530
SHE DED

>>732536
Swole is love

>>732530
Your first stop is the bathroom, where you find Tsubaki tits-up in the tub, which is starting to turn red. You scoop her out, and...

>Take her to the DWMA
>Take her to the Warehouse

>>732554
>Take her to the Warehouse
WE HAVE NO TIME, GET HER INTO THE MACHINE.

>>732554
>>Take her to the Warehouse
FUCKING MEDBAY

>>732554
>>Take her to the Warehouse

>>732554
MEDBAY
WIEOWIEO THE SWOLE MEDS ARE HERE

>>732554
>Take her to the Warehouse
THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

>>732554
>Warehouse
No time to go to school!

>>732556
FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoVTWSgZTk

>>732554
You throw open a portal, running into it at your top speed and coming to a halt in the Medbay. You throw her on the bed, and run back to grab Black Star as well, throwing him into one of the chairs in the corner, where he looks on in dull shock as you find Argo and Lisbith and start making sure she doesn't bleed out. She had done it the "right" way, long slits going down the length of her arms.

God damn, you had chosen a good fucking day to come back.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to stop the bleeding!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>732582
SWOLE HEAL

Rolled 2 (1d20)

SWOLE GODS AID ME

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>732582

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>732582
QUICK, GIVE HER BLACK BLOOD.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

SAFE

>>732589
FUCK

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732582

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>>732595
Noice.

>>732582
>1 and 20, both legit
What NOW Kayaba?!

Rolled 9 (1d30)

>>732582
You throw your own blood over hers, forming a perfect seal that will keep the wounds from bleeding for... well, forever, as long as you were focused on it.

"There" you say "that should hold until things clot and we can stitch them..."

Lis gives you an odd look, gauze in her hands "Uh, she was going to be fine, you didn't have to do that"

"Are you sure she's not going to get infected with your blood?"

"...SHIT"

>minor time skip initiated

>>732612
>two months later
You had kept both of them in your little medbay on constant suicide watch, Yui doing constant therapy work with them when she wasn't out in classes or killing people on Death's List with Sinon and Lisbith. It turns out Tsubaki had been infected by your efforts to save her, but Lisbith was able to banish it from her with the power of the Anti-Demon wavelength, so she was fine. When Tsubaki had recovered you had ordered them to start training again, together.

A full month of nonstop running and weightlifting, and sparing, always sparing. You fought Black Star and Tsubaki both in and out of her weapon form, and if they weren't up to it, you flipped on your rage aura until they were. You had FORCED them to fight, and lately, the light was coming back to Black Star's eyes.

You had, of course, done all this with Lord Death's permission, and he had granted it, under the condition that you were filling right now: become a student yourself within three months. That meant either finding or becoming a weapon. You didn't really like that, but you didn't trust the DWMA to take care of Black Star after seeing what he became when fucking RAISED by them. And you couldn't have one without the other, that was just the nature of Meister-Weapon relationships.

You had tried to contact Jumpchan, but she was radio-silent, so you had to assume you wouldn't get that companion bonus if you made yourself into a Weapon first.

So it came down to this... you held a Mizune Witch Soul in your hands, wondering what to do.

>Become a Weapon
>Find one that had no partner yet
>Make someone into a Weapon, gaining a companion

>>732646
>>Find one that had no partner yet

>>Find one that had no partner yet

>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet
oh this SOUNDS FUN

>>732646
>>Find one that had no partner yet

>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet

>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet

Going to another jump world and using it on someone else seems like a good idea.

>>732646
>>Make someone into a Weapon, gaining a companion
Make crona

>>732646
Right, time to grow some balls and make a friend you can't really take wit-

Wait, there's an idea, if you're spending this effort to make Black Star a capable fighter and not suicidal, why not bring him AND Tsubaki with?

You could make Tsubaki into a Black Blood Weapon, inject her into Black Star, and then get a 2-for-1 deal by making Black Star a Demon Weapon!

>Go through with this idea
>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.

>>732878
>Go through with this idea

>>732878
>>Go through with this idea
Yes

>>732878
>Go through with this idea

>>732878
>Find a weapon with no partner

>Go through with this idea

>>732878
Fuck bringing Black Star, find someone else

>>732878
>>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.

Sweet christ don't take Blackstar into the jump adventures with us. If we have to take someone lets take kid or maka

>>732878
>>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.

>>732878
You find Black Star and Tsubaki in their part of the house, being talked to by Yui.

"So, do you still consider yourself suicidal?"

"No, not really" Black Star says

"Definitely not" Tsubaki holds on to Black Star "that was... I don't want to go through that again, I don't want to die, I don't know what I was thinking!"

"Hmm, alright, thank you, I'll be back shortly" Yui gets up, looking at you "Oh hello Wolf, did you need something?"

"Yeah, I've got a crazy stupid idea to bring up with these two" you say causally, sitting across from them "I hear you don't want to die, I've got a chance for that, but you'd need to trust me, both of you"

"What are you talking about?"

"Well" you say, holding up a Witch Soul "I could make Black Star into a Demon Weapon, making him much, much stronger, and making him a part of our group, destined to be immortal and go on a journey throughout the multiverse... but that doesn't normally include you, Tsubaki"

"B-but then why would you offer it, Black Star can fight just fine without me, but..."

"But I don't think my head would work very good without her" Black Star finishes, still seriously subdued from when you first met him here.

"Like I said, NORMALLY, it doesn't include you, but I happen to have something up my sleeve" you say, pointing at yourself with a thumb... made of black blood. "It'll hurt like hell, but if I melt you into my blood and inject you into Black Star, you'll count as one person, and I'll be able to take you both with, and if you want, I'm sure I'll find a way to separate you two again later down the line. You'll still retain all your normal abilities, and be even stronger with your resonance... but the cost is a metric fuckload of pain and some insanity issues until you really master it."

She stares at the blood fist as you change it into a myriad of shapes. "So, we'd be together... potentially forever?"

You nod "Once you're melted into the Black Blood, you'll be a part of him, but you'll be able to come out of his body... partly, you'd look kinda weird, and sprout from his body, but if you wanted to show your face you could, and in Weapon form you'd be pretty much normal, we could even put vents into Black Star so you don't have to rip him apart to get out" you point out the vents in your wrists "like these"

"...I'll do it, but only if Black Star is okay with it, what do you say?"

"Yeah, sure" his monotone drolls out "More power for both of us, right? A little pain for a lot of gain..."

You nod "I'll talk about it with the rest of the group, I'll need some help to make sure things go smoothly, but if all goes well, you guys will be together, I'll have a weapon, and everyone will be stronger"

You get up "If you guys want to reconsider, now is the time"

Tsubaki nods, holding Black Star's hand and smiling softly "I don't think we will, thank you so much, for everything"

You smile back, and take your leave, going to find Argo and Lisbith.

So work probably won't let me finish the session, I'm gonna ask my usual questions now:
How is my writing, what do you/don't you want to see more of, and do any of you degenerates want to bone Tsubaki

>>733538
>that spoiler

You know it.

>>733538
Not with that dirty Black star growth she is going to have growing on her waist.

>>733579
This

>>733579
But that's your chance for a slimegirl...

>>733806
But we're not at Monster Musume jump yet.

>>733538
This is an awful idea.

Black Star is in no way, shape, or form stable enough to handle Black Blood right now. Give him the option, when he's chilled out enough, and tell Tsubaki that she needs to be there for him, but not to stifle him. Argo can help, as can Wolfgang, but also let her know that you aren't going to do this if he's going to put himself, her, or anyone else at risk. You yourself have trouble with the Blood, and you're relatively well-adjusted and happy.

>>733864
did you expect better
Like, character develooement and stuff?

>>733883
Sortof

whoa, holy shit. We had good timing with that write-in. Definitely not on course for a session, but definitely in a good way, that was a legitimate surprise. We definitely need to make sure we go find carona and get him the help he needs BEFORE making black*star and Tsubaki into a 2-in-1 pair though, because they need to be shown what happens when it's not done in the best of ways first- Or rather the consequences, first.

>>733053
"You want to WHAT!?"

"WITH THEM!?"

"Hey, hey, calm down, let me explain..."

"Oh no, you sit down and listen to me" Argo pushes you into a chair with magic "this? this idea in your head that you brought to their heads? It's fucking insane, I'd call it stupid even, but I know you, and I know you don't usually do stupid things, so we're gonna blame this one on the voices in your head, even if you claim they didn't whisper this one in"

"I'm serious, think about it!"

"I'm not going to help you MELT DOWN TSUBAKI!"

"It's not going to kill her, just hurt a lot!"

"You're being unreasonable, Wolf!"

Looks like they aren't getting it...

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince them!

OR

Accept that this might not be the best idea

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
We still have years down the line in this jump.
Let's do this fusion thing later on when everyone is comfortable enough.

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
Perhaps Lis needs to do that anti-demon wavelength on us.

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea

Rolled 17 (1d20)

rolling just because
probs gonna be another shit roll tho

>>737056
k then

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea

It was never even remotely a good idea.

>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
Maybe after they get stronger wills, git gud, and stuff then we inject them with liquid insanity

>>737074
this is probably the best course of action
train them until they're strong enough

>>737007
This... probably wasn't the best idea.

But what if it worked?! No, it would work, that much you knew for certain, they'd be so much stronger, you'd be so much stronger, who c- wait, no, stop, that was- ares about the cost?

What was going on inside your head?

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the madness!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>737085
End the madness

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>737085
>Inb4 Nat 1

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>737085
kayaba you faggot

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>737085
Well, if Tsubaki doesn't get melted down, that means we can give her the dick.

>>737099
Impregreant all the women and dump'em?

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>>737085
Gah, okay, that was... that was weird, that wasn't the usual voices, those were oddly absent, this was something different, a lot more insidious.

Insanity Reduced![

Was this the Black Blood itself?

You shook your head "Alright, fine, won't do it, that uh, that was probably a bad idea, thank you"

Argo smiled again "Well, at least I didn't have to get drastic, my next step was getting Incog in here and threatening you with being teased mercilisely until you saw reason... oh don't give me that look, you're the one that wanted to melt down a person into another person"

"Right, sorry, I just... fuck, I don't want to literally bond to someone and then have to leave them behind, but I don't know who the fuck I would want to bring to this world, and I don't want to waste this chance on making myself into a weapon..."

BEWWEEOP.

You look up, blinking.

Oh, NOW Jumpchan shows up.

"Hi!" she says, waving "I uh, COMPLETELY forgot to mention this earlier, a little side-note for future reference, but I figured now would be as good a time as any to tell ya. Sooooo I figure you might not want to waste points in later jumps, but sometimes I make something while I'm not really focused -yeah, I know, I know, near omnipotent and I have to focus on things- and they end up being shit, so until I can fix them up... every 100 points you save in a Jump can be converted into 10 points for the warehouse, which means you could deck it out in things like, oh I don't know... pods, and returns, so you can come back later and pick up people you miss!"

POEEWWEB.

And then she was gone.

You stare for a moment, unsure what to think. This opened up loads of options, and made the Witch Soul deal not as important, so you could use it on yourself without having to worry about wasting it!

This made some options a lot easier, and might help solve your current dilemma...

Speaking of which, now that you weren't going to be converting Black Star and Tsubaki any time soon, you had to figure out how you were going to become a student:

Become the Weapon
Find a Weapon with no partner
Transform someone here into a Weapon

>>737184
>Find a Weapon with no partner

>>737184
>Find a Weapon with no partner

Transform someone here into a Weapon

>>737213
wait changing to
>Find a Weapon with no partner

>>737184
>Find a weapon with no partner
Ideally guantlet twins.

>>737236
Like Thunder and Fire you mean?

>>737280
Something like that I guess.
I don't think we can get them exactly though.

Please hold while Kayaba acts like a faggot and tries to come up with several OC weapons

>>737236
fist weapons, so you technically fists fists that you use to fist others?

>>737328
want input?

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>>737328
What about a couple of these?

>>737328
Kayaba you faggot, stop playing league and get back to writing.

>>737328
Early end of session because Kayaba needs to make like 20 different options for weapons

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>>737433
why not double the edgyness?

>>738347
ribbz is that you

>>741832
Negative m8

>>737184
Alright, screw it, you're gonna grow some balls and find a partner you'll have to leave behind. Well, if you can just come back it won't REALLY be leaving behind from their perspective, but from yours? It might be hundreds of years before you could see this person again...

You stopped thinking about that, leaving the Warehouse and beginning your hunt...

Roll 1d20 and name a location to search for a Weapon with no partner!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743652
Prypiat, Ukraine

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743652
Dallas, Texas, Murica

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>743652
Damascus, Syria.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743652
Oswiecim, Poland

>>743652

>>743652
Baghdad, Iraq

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>743684
rolling

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>743652
our mom's place, home

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743652
>>743675
Voting for this.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>743652
>>743675
Changing to this

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743675

Supporting this.

>>743652
You hop into the Lucifer and blast your ass over to Poland, landing on the outskirts of Auschwitz. It is at this point you realize you have no idea how you're going to find a Weapon, just... ask people? Fight anyone you meet?

Fuck. You needed to think things through, you were rushin it, it would have been so much easier to just become the fucking weapon, god damn.

Seriously though, how were you gonna go about this now that you had paratrooped onto their town?

Write-In

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>743718
>howl
Awoo

>>743718
It looks like there's some kind of camp outside of town, I'll bet there are people there!

>>743718
>Walk around with a sign that says 'MEISTER LOOKING FOR WEAPON'

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>743718
>>743757
This

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>743795
wel fuck

>>743718
Search the pubs
Thats were all the great hero parties start

>>743718
Fuck it, might as well go with your old standby when you had no idea what the fuck you were doing. You walked through the relatively quaint town to it's center, and raised your head to the sky, Black Blood covering your face in a dark shiny wolf mask.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to howl

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743903

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>743903

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>743903

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>743903
Check out this 2

>>743903

1 for search plus 20 for howl equals finding meisters??

Dice gods what do you want from us?

>>743903
Your cry reaches far and wide, and through the power of your soul, connects with... someone. You can see them, or at least feel their white soul. It's got a texture to it, warm and... tingly? It was like that sensation you get when your blood rushes back into a limb that's fallen asleep, that prickling. Unlike that sensation though, this was pleasant, it let you know this soul was alive.

You can feel them out, and, ignoring the very strange looks, begin your search. At some point you took your blood away from your face, and stopped getting weird looks.

A few moments later you're knocking on a door. In an instant it opens, and a girl peaks out. She's about your age, from the looks of it. "Hello, are you the one who made that wonderful sound a few minutes ago?"

You nod, taking a look at your actual surrounding now that you weren't so focused on her soul. It was rather run down, a slum if there ever was one. The "house" was more of a large shed, boarded up windows edged with broken glass that was cloudy and sharp as any knife. As for the girl herself, she was slight, wispy white hair a stark contrast to her dark clothes, more rags than anything with how often they had been torn and sloppily patched. You could see scars all along the girl's fingers as she held the door open, letting you know she had done most of the work herself. You glanced behind her, and saw the whole place was one room, and there was no one else inside... where were her parents?

"H-hello? Can you hear me?"

You snap back, realizing you had waited too long, what would you say?

Write-In

>>744157
>Hello. I'm here to ask. Are you a weapon? Because if so I have an offer for you.

Where are your parents, I have something important to talk with them about. Whats that... no paretns? Here by yourself? Hungry!? If ya want you can live with me and my friends we got food and cloths and stuff.

>>744157
Look at me. I'm the wolf man, you're mine now. Lets go eat

>>744191
I'll back this.

whistling sounds of a QM waiting for more votes

>>744221
This

>>744316
So needy