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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 10/23/16(Sun)08:29:59 No.741672

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 9 Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:29:59 No.741672 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved (in varying degrees) by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is a Dragon, who like many dragons after her tribe's enslavement, is made into slaves. No loner the proud, powerful and greedy bullies they once were in the tribal days.

Currently you're in the middle of another day of hard labour. What do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:30:39 No.741673

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:30:39 No.741673

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>741672
Swear to never punch yourself in the face

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:31:55 No.741674

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:31:55 No.741674

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>741672
claw yourself in the face

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)08:31:55 No.741675

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)08:31:55 No.741675

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>741672
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:32:14 No.741676

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:32:14 No.741676

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>>741673
Yeah sure okay.

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)08:32:56 No.741677

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)08:32:56 No.741677

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>741676
Claw self in face instead.

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:32:57 No.741678

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:32:57 No.741678

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>741676
do it anyway

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:32:58 No.741679

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:32:58 No.741679

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>741676
Check out where the other dragons are

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:35:36 No.741681

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:35:36 No.741681

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>>741677

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:36:38 No.741682

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:36:38 No.741682

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>741681
What is that guard doing here

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:37:09 No.741683

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:37:09 No.741683

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>741681
Smear you blood all over you
Use that to intimidate the gaurd

Anonymous (ID: Bf/X9Xgv)
10/23/16(Sun)08:37:10 No.741684

Anonymous (ID: Bf/X9Xgv) 10/23/16(Sun)08:37:10 No.741684

How the fuck does this shit still exists?

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:38:24 No.741685

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:38:24 No.741685

>>741684
Because this is 4chan
Someone isn't going to stop posting because people hate them

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:38:47 No.741687

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:38:47 No.741687

>>741684
How does this board still exist? I dunno, probably magic.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:40:43 No.741688

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:40:43 No.741688

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>>741683
"...get back to work"

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:41:24 No.741690

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:41:24 No.741690

>>741687
This board exist because a mod wanted to keep /tg/ pure
But when I look back on it,we were shitting up the place
But hiro is probably going to delete this board after he deletes /po/

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:41:26 No.741691

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:41:26 No.741691

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>741688
Clawing myself and smearing blood everywhere is not a phase thing, okay?

CRAWLING IN MY SCALES

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAUAUAL

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:41:29 No.741692

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:41:29 No.741692

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>741688
Don't

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:42:43 No.741693

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:42:43 No.741693

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>741688
Smear more blood
Dragon blood dosen't lose its pigment when it dries and is in always silky smooth

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:43:12 No.741694

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:43:12 No.741694

>>741690
wait what's wrong with origami

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:44:14 No.741695

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:44:14 No.741695

>>741694
It's the slowest board that exists

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:47:03 No.741700

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:47:03 No.741700

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>>741691
"Oh please, you're a dragon so those wounds will probably heal. Now be a good girl and get back to work"

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:48:23 No.741702

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:48:23 No.741702

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>741700
Start liftin

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:48:27 No.741703

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:48:27 No.741703

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>741700
But I'm a special dragon,born with fuck you strong fire breath but no regen factor

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:48:31 No.741704

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:48:31 No.741704

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>741700
check your quota list of daily labour

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:52:14 No.741707

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:52:14 No.741707

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>>741703

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:52:49 No.741708

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:52:49 No.741708

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>741707
think about why you are not the prettiest slave female dragon of whereeveryouare

you know, all those stupid girl concerns

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)08:52:52 No.741709

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)08:52:52 No.741709

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>741707
Claw him in the face

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)08:53:20 No.741710

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)08:53:20 No.741710

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>741707
Get that crate to where it's headed already

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)08:53:21 No.741711

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)08:53:21 No.741711

Wh-

...

Not even 50 posts in and our character is wearing blackface...

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)08:54:20 No.741712

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)08:54:20 No.741712

>>741711
but blood is not black, unless dragon blood is black, but it is sometimes green too

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:54:24 No.741713

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:54:24 No.741713

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>741707
Smear more blood over yourself
Many other dragons now realize that making you the brood mother after the messiah was a mistake

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)08:55:14 No.741714

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)08:55:14 No.741714

>>741711
It's only black because everything is in monochrome. Just pretend it's actually really dark red

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)08:57:02 No.741715

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)08:57:02 No.741715

>>741672
Orks represent. What we having?

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)08:58:22 No.741717

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)08:58:22 No.741717

>>741715
...anon I'm sorry... The orcs have no more chances

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)08:59:06 No.741718

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)08:59:06 No.741718

>>741717
I know, I was in last thread. We're still having Love-Love Orc Chan Spin-Off right?

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:00:15 No.741720

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:00:15 No.741720

>>741718
But love-love Orc chan is played by a human

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:00:35 No.741721

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:00:35 No.741721

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>>741708
And it's all because of Slytha, that bitch

"That one? That one with the flower on her head? Doesn't look that different to me"

Ugh, men

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:02:24 No.741723

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:02:24 No.741723

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>741721
Seduce the guard

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:03:04 No.741724

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:03:04 No.741724

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>741721
Tell him she's a bitch
The messiah has only one lover, and it's you

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:03:33 No.741725

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:03:33 No.741725

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>741720
everyone is sans Dragons and Elves you inbred

>>741721
Wait we're a girl? Check our sex parts

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:05:07 No.741726

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:05:07 No.741726

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>741721

> Chastize this intolerant shitlord for contributing to the horrors of patriarchy and female [dragon] oppression...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:06:48 No.741728

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:06:48 No.741728

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>>741723
Ah yes. And how would you, a dragon, seduce this human guard?
A. Romantic candle lit dinner under the full moon
B. Invite him into you slave cave
C. Knock him out then invite him into your slave cave
D. Ask nicely
E. Wink repeatedly while nudging him with your elbow
F. Tell him to check his privilege
G. Something else

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:07:43 No.741729

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:07:43 No.741729

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>741728
E
Surely this will not backfire in any possible way

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:03 No.741730

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:03 No.741730

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>741728

> F. Tell him to check his privilege (As grating and obnoxiously as you can)

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:13 No.741731

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:13 No.741731

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>741728
G

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:17 No.741732

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:17 No.741732

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>741728
C. Knock him out then invite him into your slave cave

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:21 No.741734

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:21 No.741734

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>741728
C.

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:31 No.741735

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:31 No.741735

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>741728
>A
Were edgy but not an SJW

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)09:08:33 No.741736

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)09:08:33 No.741736

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>741728
>C. Knock him out then invite him into your slave cave

Those kingdom fuckers don't know about being gentle with ladies at all, so pay in the same money

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:11:28 No.741738

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:11:28 No.741738

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>741729
And now, as always, roll 2d100. First number is pickings, second then have to be higher then my shitty one

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:12:12 No.741739

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:12:12 No.741739

Rolled 29, 7 = 36 (2d100)

>>741738
>83
we ded

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:12:33 No.741740

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:12:33 No.741740

Rolled 47, 33 = 80 (2d100)

>>741738

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:12:38 No.741741

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:12:38 No.741741

Rolled 10, 20 = 30 (2d100)

>>741738
It's not like anything bad will happen if we fail

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:12:41 No.741742

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:12:41 No.741742

Rolled 73, 24 = 97 (2d100)

>>741738
Nice roll, OP

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:12:47 No.741743

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:12:47 No.741743

Rolled 45, 63 = 108 (2d100)

>>741738
"wanna sLAY this dragon?"

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:13:51 No.741744

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:13:51 No.741744

Rolled 64, 48 = 112 (2d100)

>>741738
>>741739
>>741740
>>741741
>>741742
>>741743
OH god
>>741738

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)09:15:59 No.741746

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)09:15:59 No.741746

RIP generic dragon

Anonymous (ID: GX9vAJJ8)
10/23/16(Sun)09:16:00 No.741747

Anonymous (ID: GX9vAJJ8) 10/23/16(Sun)09:16:00 No.741747

Rolled 17, 23 = 40 (2d100)

>>741738

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:16:30 No.741748

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:16:30 No.741748

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>>741742
"Ah yes, I see. Yes, I'm sure you're a very pretty dragon...now get back to work. Carry that block to over there"

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:17:21 No.741751

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:17:21 No.741751

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>741748
Oh yes, i love being ordered around by your strong presence, mr.guard~

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:17:22 No.741752

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:17:22 No.741752

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>741748
Go with Plan C
It'll work, I promise

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:17:30 No.741753

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:17:30 No.741753

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>741748
B...baka

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:17:37 No.741754

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:17:37 No.741754

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>741748
You can't tell me what to do! Your not my REAL broodmother!

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:17:39 No.741755

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:17:39 No.741755

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>741748

>Carry the hell out of that rock. Show off your ass to the guard as you go...

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:18:05 No.741756

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:18:05 No.741756

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>741748
Shout out that this guard just raped you

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:20:57 No.741761

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:20:57 No.741761

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>>741755
And so you did.

He'll fall for you.

Eventually.

Probably.

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:22:04 No.741765

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:22:04 No.741765

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>741761
Go beat the shit out of that other female dragon with the rock you're carrying

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:22:25 No.741766

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:22:25 No.741766

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>741761
Watch Syltha closely while we work.
We'll get some dirt on that slut, one way or another.

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:22:45 No.741767

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:22:45 No.741767

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>741761
hiss at Slytha while you are at it

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:23:02 No.741768

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:23:02 No.741768

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>741761
That guard does not deserve you
Go impress the king instead

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:23:57 No.741770

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:23:57 No.741770

>>741761

Yep. Those are the eyes of a man who has a very confused boner...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:25:37 No.741771

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:25:37 No.741771

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>>741767

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:26:02 No.741773

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:26:02 No.741773

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>741771
SMASH HER HEAD IN WITH A ROCK

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:26:38 No.741774

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:26:38 No.741774

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>741771
Look at her, she dosen't even wear make-up.
Spread some lies, make the other dragons and guards hate her.

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:27:12 No.741776

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:27:12 No.741776

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>741771
Go back to guard and present our best lewdest face while telling him "all done g-guard-sama" in like a breathless, dtf voice

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:27:53 No.741777

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:27:53 No.741777

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>741771
well, a slave gotta slave

what were we building again?

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)09:30:52 No.741778

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)09:30:52 No.741778

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>741771
>>741777

Yeah I like to know too.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:31:10 No.741779

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:31:10 No.741779

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>>741774
Alright, roll 2d100 to see your slander outcome
1-59: no effect
60-79: some effect
80-100: great effect

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:06 No.741780

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:06 No.741780

Rolled 47, 33 = 80 (2d100)

>>741779

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:06 No.741781

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:06 No.741781

Rolled 43, 57 = 100 (2d100)

>>741779
"Her hoarded gold....were fake!"

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:21 No.741782

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:21 No.741782

Rolled 38, 67 = 105 (2d100)

>>741779

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:37 No.741783

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:37 No.741783

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>741779
We'll show that fucking bitch who's boss

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:38 No.741784

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:38 No.741784

Rolled 78, 20 = 98 (2d100)

>>741779
BIIIIITCH

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:32:59 No.741785

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:32:59 No.741785

Rolled 97, 18 = 115 (2d100)

>>741779

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:33:39 No.741786

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:33:39 No.741786

Rolled 56, 8 = 64 (2d100)

>>741779
>>741783
fug

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:34:01 No.741787

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:34:01 No.741787

>>741785

> 97

Woo!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:35:23 No.741789

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:35:23 No.741789

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>>741785
>18
"Pffft, you be lyin"

Your slander didn't have any effect

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)09:36:39 No.741790

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)09:36:39 No.741790

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>741789
Fine. Just look at her anus next time. I bet the gap is bigger than yours, pussy.

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)09:37:20 No.741791

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)09:37:20 No.741791

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>741789

Continue with your campaign of lies, this time with another dragon, you are bound to succeed this time, it's the rule of odds!

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:37:24 No.741793

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:37:24 No.741793

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>741789

>Starting loudly crying like some kind of giant, scaly attention whore

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:37:51 No.741795

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:37:51 No.741795

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>741789
Fug.
Plan B.
Stalk Slytha to see if he has any dirty secrets.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:37:51 No.741796

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:37:51 No.741796

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>741789
Spy on her
She MUST have a skeleton in her closet

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:38:04 No.741797

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:38:04 No.741797

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>741789
go back to seducing our Guard,

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:41:20 No.741800

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:41:20 No.741800

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>>741790
"Yeah?! Well I have you know that my anus is very well-experienced! No way she can beat me!"

"That's nothing to brag about, you gigantic scaly faggot"

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:42:54 No.741802

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:42:54 No.741802

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>741800
go back to work like didn du nuthin gud girl slave

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:43:24 No.741804

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:43:24 No.741804

>>741800
Stalk mode : engaged

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:43:31 No.741805

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:43:31 No.741805

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>741800
Go check her yourself, then!

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:44:04 No.741806

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:44:04 No.741806

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>741800
spy on her

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:44:28 No.741808

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:44:28 No.741808

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>741804
fug

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:44:35 No.741809

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:44:35 No.741809

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>741800

> Let's finish our haul and report back guard-senpai

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:47:00 No.741811

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:47:00 No.741811

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>>741805
"YEAH! I'LL EXPOSE OTH OF OUR ANUSES! THEN WE ALL CAN SEE WHO DA BES--"

"It's time to stop you disgusting homosexual"

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:48:47 No.741814

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:48:47 No.741814

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>741811
Spy
On
Her

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)09:49:38 No.741817

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)09:49:38 No.741817

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>741811

> Let's finish our haul and report back guard-senpai

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/23/16(Sun)09:49:43 No.741818

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/23/16(Sun)09:49:43 No.741818

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>741811
check out the most swole dragon

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)09:49:48 No.741819

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)09:49:48 No.741819

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>741811
Go
Back
To
Guard-San

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:50:18 No.741820

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:50:18 No.741820

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>741811
WAIT
just a second ago he was not wearing a muzzle
>>741789
what happened

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:50:45 No.741822

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:50:45 No.741822

>>741820
CGI error

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)09:51:56 No.741826

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)09:51:56 No.741826

>>741822
That's a pretty fucking big error
Who ever was supposed to do that needs to get fired and replaced

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)09:53:32 No.741828

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)09:53:32 No.741828

>>741822
>>741826
Do they actually do anything
From this pic >>741800, they seem pretty useless

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:56:23 No.741831

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:56:23 No.741831

>>741828
Mostly prevents dragons from breathing fire. And that was for comedy effect.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)09:58:58 No.741834

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)09:58:58 No.741834

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>>741818
Despite being wounded, from having his golden scales stripped off, the dragon messiah still holds that title

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)09:59:47 No.741835

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)09:59:47 No.741835

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>741834
Impress him

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:00:08 No.741836

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:00:08 No.741836

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>741834
ask him his views on dragon-human interspecies sex

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:00:35 No.741837

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:00:35 No.741837

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>741834
Lift as much as him

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:00:44 No.741838

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:00:44 No.741838

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>741834
Ask him why he refuses to give babies. Does it have to do with his limp dick?

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:00:50 No.741839

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:00:50 No.741839

>>741831
Where did the budget go?
Why is this monochrome if we have cgi?
Why did we only higher one actress to play all the female roles?
What was even the purpose of including Prince imppo or traumabarb?
I thought this was a fucking Hollywood blockbuster God damn it!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:00:55 No.741840

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:00:55 No.741840

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>741834
Wave to him

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:02:06 No.741844

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:02:06 No.741844

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>741834
Swoon over him as dragon bitchs are known to do

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:02:12 No.741845

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:02:12 No.741845

>>741839
He spent the money on a skeleton mariachi band and then CUT it.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:02:52 No.741848

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:02:52 No.741848

>>741839
Catering

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:05:58 No.741854

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:05:58 No.741854

>>741848
Then stop spending money on food
Everyone must bring there own lunch from now on

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:06:15 No.741855

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:06:15 No.741855

>>741848
How much does a truck of salt even cost!?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:06:22 No.741856

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:06:22 No.741856

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>>741835
AND NOW, how do you impress the dragon messiah?
A. Follow his teachings of disregarding material wealth and strive to improve the dragon species as a whole, moving past your base desires
B. Invite him into your slave cave
C. Lift more than him
D. Manage to seduce your guard in order to show off your impressive seduction skills
E. Something else

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:07:23 No.741858

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:07:23 No.741858

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>741856
A

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:07:26 No.741859

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:07:26 No.741859

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>741856
E
wink wink nudge nudge

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/23/16(Sun)10:07:52 No.741861

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/23/16(Sun)10:07:52 No.741861

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>741856
A.
also
didn't messiah join the god slaying team and get his golden scales back?

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:08:03 No.741862

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:08:03 No.741862

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>741856

> D. Manage to seduce your guard in order to show off your impressive seduction skills

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:08:33 No.741863

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:08:33 No.741863

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>741856
>A
We need to survive this so the dragon species has a way to come back from complete genocide

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:08:35 No.741864

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:08:35 No.741864

>>741855
More than you realize

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:09:37 No.741867

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:09:37 No.741867

>>741862

Fuck, okay, I get it I'll stop trying to get the dragon to sexually assault the guard...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:09:37 No.741868

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:09:37 No.741868

>>741861
This is set before that

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:09:49 No.741870

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:09:49 No.741870

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>741856
fuck! D

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:10:42 No.741873

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:10:42 No.741873

>>741864
Who needs all of that fucking salt?
Just buy catering from Mc Donald's or have everyone bring there own lunch

There famous actors they can afford it

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:10:54 No.741874

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:10:54 No.741874

>>741867
>>741870
but brother, we must. Still I'm like 3 minutes late so I'm not optimistic I'll get picked

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:11:08 No.741875

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:11:08 No.741875

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>741858
AND NOW, roll 2d100 to resist the allure of material wealth

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:11:39 No.741876

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:11:39 No.741876

>>741875
Never ever. Not even trying.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:11:57 No.741877

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:11:57 No.741877

Rolled 26, 9 = 35 (2d100)

>>741875
Let's just skip to the next post

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:11:58 No.741878

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:11:58 No.741878

Rolled 43, 22 = 65 (2d100)

>>741874
Nope

>>741875

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:11:57 No.741879

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:11:57 No.741879

>>741875
LMAO I'm not rolling for that even if it was an easy roll

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:12:11 No.741880

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:12:11 No.741880

what the shit dice god, what the shit

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:12:20 No.741881

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:12:20 No.741881

Rolled 34, 79 = 113 (2d100)

>>741875
WHAT THE FUCK

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)10:12:49 No.741883

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)10:12:49 No.741883

Rolled 30, 13 = 43 (2d100)

>>741875
Fuck it

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:14:32 No.741886

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:14:32 No.741886

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>>741878
Somewhere, out there, in the heavens, Dice God is like "haha, suckers"

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:15:33 No.741887

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:15:33 No.741887

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>741886
curse him

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:16:44 No.741890

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:16:44 No.741890

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>741886
Fuck you dice God
Try again

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:16:56 No.741891

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:16:56 No.741891

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>741886
let's go back to trying to fuck Guard-Sempai

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:17:31 No.741892

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:17:31 No.741892

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>741886
Mock him re rolling

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:18:06 No.741893

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:18:06 No.741893

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>>741887

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:19:36 No.741895

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:19:36 No.741895

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>741893
Say sorry and pray it does not backfire

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:19:46 No.741896

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:19:46 No.741896

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>741893
Roll again

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:20:31 No.741897

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:20:31 No.741897

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>741893
Observe our surroundings

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:21:00 No.741898

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:21:00 No.741898

>>741895
>Dice God wants us to apologize
What a pussy

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:22:14 No.741899

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:22:14 No.741899

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>>741895

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:23:36 No.741901

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:23:36 No.741901

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>741899
>>741897

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:23:47 No.741903

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:23:47 No.741903

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>741899
now roll on the ground to appease the dice god

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:23:49 No.741904

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:23:49 No.741904

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>741899
Go back to carrying things around

Anonymous (ID: mkJOXMF7)
10/23/16(Sun)10:25:52 No.741906

Anonymous (ID: mkJOXMF7) 10/23/16(Sun)10:25:52 No.741906

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>741899
Check inventory.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:27:43 No.741910

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:27:43 No.741910

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>>741903

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:28:32 No.741912

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:28:32 No.741912

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>741910
Check our surroundings

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:29:17 No.741916

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:29:17 No.741916

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>741910
Now try to give up material wealth again

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)10:29:51 No.741918

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)10:29:51 No.741918

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>741910
Now do the secret dragon-god dance you did that one time before we all got enslaved, to boost morale and impress dragon-demigod

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:30:26 No.741920

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:30:26 No.741920

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>741910
>>741918
this

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)10:32:26 No.741923

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)10:32:26 No.741923

>>741918
It's not a secret if Jew God is selling DVD copies of it when he filmed it

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:34:34 No.741927

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:34:34 No.741927

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>>741912
Yes, get a feel of the area

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)10:34:40 No.741928

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)10:34:40 No.741928

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>741923
It's permanently recorded in the divine archives

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:23 No.741930

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:23 No.741930

>>741927
Use Greed Vision™ to look for any hidden stuff we can use

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:31 No.741932

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:31 No.741932

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>741927
Glomp the Guard

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:31 No.741933

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:31 No.741933

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>741927
Try to impress messiah again

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:42 No.741934

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:42 No.741934

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>741927
>>741918
Ah, i wasted a good roll.

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:50 No.741935

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:50 No.741935

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>741927
Romance Slythia. Lesbians are okay. Faggots are not. They all have limp dicks anyway

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:35:56 No.741936

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:35:56 No.741936

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>741927
Ask what the monument is for

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:36:03 No.741937

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:36:03 No.741937

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>741927
Go back to carrying blocks

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)10:36:25 No.741938

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)10:36:25 No.741938

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>741930
>>741927
Forgot roll

>captcha: SURVIVE

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)10:36:34 No.741940

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)10:36:34 No.741940

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>741927

Rape the poor orc.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:39:31 No.741942

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:39:31 No.741942

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>>741937
work work work

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:40:15 No.741943

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:40:15 No.741943

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>741942
Spy on slytha at the same time

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:40:23 No.741944

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:40:23 No.741944

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>741942
again >>741755

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:40:41 No.741945

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:40:41 No.741945

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>741942
fall in love with a passing orc

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)10:40:49 No.741946

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)10:40:49 No.741946

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>741942
Daydream about when we wuz kangs n shit

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:41:13 No.741947

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:41:13 No.741947

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>741942
>>741936

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:42:36 No.741949

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:42:36 No.741949

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>741942

> Check back on that one guard we tramatized. Talk to him..

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:44:40 No.741951

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:44:40 No.741951

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>>741946
Somewhat happier times

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)10:45:36 No.741953

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)10:45:36 No.741953

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>741951
Do the dragon dance

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:46:02 No.741954

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:46:02 No.741954

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>741951
wot
when was that
also talk to the guard again

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:46:19 No.741955

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:46:19 No.741955

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>741951
>>741945
he has a nice hair

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:46:44 No.741956

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:46:44 No.741956

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>741954

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:46:45 No.741957

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:46:45 No.741957

>>741954
Around the time when staves and drakwondo were invented

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:46:51 No.741958

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:46:51 No.741958

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>741951

> Talk to guard. Make the subject something lite. Such as the unjust persecution of your people...

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)10:48:31 No.741963

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)10:48:31 No.741963

>>741957
When was that?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:48:58 No.741964

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:48:58 No.741964

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>>741955
What orc

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:49:59 No.741967

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:49:59 No.741967

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>741964
oh that one passing by non chalantly

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:50:45 No.741968

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:50:45 No.741968

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>741964
Practice some drakwondo with the block on your back to impress the messiah

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)10:51:09 No.741969

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)10:51:09 No.741969

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>741964

It's your mind playing tricks. You still remember that nice orc that complimented you back when all the tribes were enslaved and shipped to the kingdom. Both orcs and dragons were shipped together and you had a friendship of sorts

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:51:14 No.741970

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:51:14 No.741970

>>741963
Civ Thing Part 8, Turn 45

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:51:21 No.741971

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:51:21 No.741971

>>741964
let's just go and casually slide our tail on guard-san's crotch

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:52:01 No.741972

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:52:01 No.741972

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>741964

> The orc that is discreetly talking to the messiah behind the guards back

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:56:04 No.741977

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:56:04 No.741977

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>>741968
"ey! Don't play with the building materials"

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)10:57:20 No.741979

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)10:57:20 No.741979

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>741977
go back to work, but seductively have your tail slide down Guard-San's crotch

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)10:57:22 No.741980

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)10:57:22 No.741980

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>741977
Ask the guard if that was impressive

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)10:57:46 No.741982

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)10:57:46 No.741982

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>741977

Attempt to finish the construction.

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:58:02 No.741983

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:58:02 No.741983

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>741977
passing orc
cries in the corner
now he'll never get noticed by the pretty dragon

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)10:58:27 No.741984

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)10:58:27 No.741984

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>741977

> "Like what you see little man?"

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)10:58:36 No.741985

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)10:58:36 No.741985

>>741983
oh wait I cant control npcs sorry op.

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)10:58:39 No.741986

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)10:58:39 No.741986

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>741977

Clean that blood of your face. A pretty lady shouldn't use blood as make up

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)10:59:52 No.741987

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)10:59:52 No.741987

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>>741983
What passing orc, Mr. Toodumbtorememberyoucan'tcontrolNPCs?

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)11:00:40 No.741989

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)11:00:40 No.741989

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>741987
I said I was sorry!

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:00:41 No.741990

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:00:41 No.741990

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>741987
Wink at the guard

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:02:10 No.741992

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:02:10 No.741992

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>>741989
Too bad

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:03:07 No.741994

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:03:07 No.741994

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>741992
throw some rocks around

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:03:40 No.741995

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:03:40 No.741995

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>741987

> "Like what you see little man?"

God dammit...

I'm not going to roll another 98 for the rest of the game...

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)11:03:42 No.741996

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)11:03:42 No.741996

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>741992
why are you trying to hurt me!
I thought this was a safe place! Safe for anons

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:03:49 No.741998

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:03:49 No.741998

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>741992
Realize the workday is over and nobody was here to see your block juggling

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:06:24 No.742000

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:06:24 No.742000

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>>741994
"So this is what you do in your freetime"

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:07:23 No.742003

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:07:23 No.742003

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>742000
reveal that you were fascinated with barbarians and absorbed their culture to the fullest.

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)11:07:27 No.742004

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)11:07:27 No.742004

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>742000
some how complete the project

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:08:10 No.742006

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:08:10 No.742006

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>742004
this

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)11:08:31 No.742007

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)11:08:31 No.742007

>>742003
fucking barbarians now I have to compete ham fisting my race with another ham fister.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:10:11 No.742010

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:10:11 No.742010

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>742000

This:

>>742004

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:11:18 No.742012

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:11:18 No.742012

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>>742003
"Oh really?"

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:11:58 No.742013

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:11:58 No.742013

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>742012
play some rock music to prove it.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:12:26 No.742015

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:12:26 No.742015

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>742012
no
swear to never try to imitate any other race, and to only do dragon things

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1)
10/23/16(Sun)11:12:34 No.742016

Anonymous (ID: Hc+ji/e1) 10/23/16(Sun)11:12:34 No.742016

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>742012
j/k giggle
looky the projects done

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:13:56 No.742018

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:13:56 No.742018

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>742012

> Strike a sick-nasty barbarian pose as proof

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:14:26 No.742020

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:14:26 No.742020

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>>742015
Done

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)11:14:27 No.742021

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)11:14:27 No.742021

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>742012

Clean your face

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:15:26 No.742023

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:15:26 No.742023

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>742020
realize that you don't have any own culture and cry in the corner

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:15:56 No.742025

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:15:56 No.742025

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>742020
Sweet, but it must be late now, go take your dinner

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:16:49 No.742027

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:16:49 No.742027

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>742020
Flirt with Messiah

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:16:50 No.742028

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:16:50 No.742028

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>742020

> Ask the guard something...

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:18:07 No.742031

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:18:07 No.742031

>>742028

You know what, fuck the dice god...

I'm joining dice satanism...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:20:53 No.742034

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:20:53 No.742034

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>>742025
"Alright, so what'll it be today? This comically large haunch of meat or this hot bowl of soup?"

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)11:22:00 No.742037

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)11:22:00 No.742037

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>742034
Soup! Gotta watch your figure

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:22:05 No.742038

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:22:05 No.742038

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>742034
Both
And ask him if he's free tonight

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:22:12 No.742039

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:22:12 No.742039

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>742034
both
we are growing girl

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:22:13 No.742040

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:22:13 No.742040

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>742034
Meat to help our nonexistent boobs to grow

Needs nutrients

Also hiss at Slutha for having bigger boobs than us

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:22:47 No.742041

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:22:47 No.742041

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>742034

> [seductively] "You know I like it *hot* baby."

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:26:24 No.742045

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:26:24 No.742045

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>>742040

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:27:07 No.742046

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:27:07 No.742046

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>742045
Bloodface turns brighter red in hatred

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:27:59 No.742048

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:27:59 No.742048

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>742045
What did that bitch choose anyway
Also, go sit with the messiah

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:29:00 No.742049

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:29:00 No.742049

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>742045

> Wait, our mouths are unbound? What exactly is stopping us from incinerating everything within 1000 leagues?

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:30:44 No.742052

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:30:44 No.742052

>>742049
CGI guy is not paid enough
~~Also because it's hard to eat through your nose~~

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:31:14 No.742054

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:31:14 No.742054

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>>742046

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:32:17 No.742057

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:32:17 No.742057

>>742049
Wizards

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:32:22 No.742059

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:32:22 No.742059

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>742054
>>742048
>What did that bitch choose anyway
>Also, go sit with the messiah

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:34:40 No.742064

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:34:40 No.742064

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>742054

This:

>>742059

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:35:43 No.742066

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:35:43 No.742066

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>>742059
Soup. Which is also what's the messiah is having

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:36:53 No.742068

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:36:53 No.742068

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>742066
talk about being slaves and stuff

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)11:38:37 No.742070

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)11:38:37 No.742070

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>742066

Ask him for date.

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:38:41 No.742071

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:38:41 No.742071

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>742066
Entire body apart from face turns brighter red from arousal

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:41:21 No.742073

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:41:21 No.742073

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>>742068
"Ah yes, things have been terrible indeed. Our tribe is in shambles and freedom still seems far away. But I hope none of you have given up yet"

Anonymous (ID: q0ltaUDM)
10/23/16(Sun)11:42:30 No.742074

Anonymous (ID: q0ltaUDM) 10/23/16(Sun)11:42:30 No.742074

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742073
Try to seduce the messia again

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:42:32 No.742075

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:42:32 No.742075

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>742073
We sure did not
Grumble about manlets being free

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)11:43:08 No.742076

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)11:43:08 No.742076

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>742073

> Swoon

> Say something dramatic and revolutionary to impress messiah-sempai

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:43:31 No.742079

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:43:31 No.742079

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>742073
Talk about the future of the dragon race

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:49:51 No.742095

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:49:51 No.742095

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>>742076
AND NOW, WHAT SUPER DRAMATIC AND REVOLUTIONARY THING WILL YOU SAY?

A. Dragons may die but the dragon spirit will live on forever
B. If we die, we die heroes deaths. But we will not die. No. It is the enemy that will taste death and defeat.
C. Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
D. I'm my own master nooooooooooowwwwwwww
E. [Dragon growls]
F. Something else

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)11:50:48 No.742097

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)11:50:48 No.742097

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>742095
C

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)11:51:14 No.742099

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)11:51:14 No.742099

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>742095
A obviously

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:51:20 No.742100

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:51:20 No.742100

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>742095
E combine with entire body turning red out of rage for dramatic effect

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)11:51:44 No.742101

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)11:51:44 No.742101

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>742095
>B. If we die, we die heroes deaths. But we will not die. No. It is the enemy that will taste death and defeat.

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)11:52:23 No.742102

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)11:52:23 No.742102

>>742095
Is that a rock hitting a guard?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)11:56:42 No.742109

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)11:56:42 No.742109

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>>742099
"Good, good. Don't let that spirit die."

Anonymous (ID: Uaw+kkqa)
10/23/16(Sun)11:58:34 No.742111

Anonymous (ID: Uaw+kkqa) 10/23/16(Sun)11:58:34 No.742111

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>742109
Barbs are at it again... Look behind you messiah, shits going down.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:00:22 No.742116

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:00:22 No.742116

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>742109

> *Squint* "Hey. What are those humans doing up there?"

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)12:01:01 No.742118

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)12:01:01 No.742118

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>742109

"Good... Don't you mind if I become Broodmother for you?"

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:01:03 No.742119

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:01:03 No.742119

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>742109
Help that barbarian out and kill guards

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:01:04 No.742120

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:01:04 No.742120

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>742109
FREEDOM IS UPON US

>captcha

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:02:07 No.742121

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:02:07 No.742121

>>742120
Its warning us about something

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:02:40 No.742123

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:02:40 No.742123

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>>742111

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:03:22 No.742124

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:03:22 No.742124

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>742123
call barbarian a wuss

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)12:05:22 No.742131

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)12:05:22 No.742131

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>742123
So now that is sorted, does he have a plan or something to get us out of here ?

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:05:37 No.742132

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:05:37 No.742132

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>742123
Call barb a wuss

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:05:41 No.742133

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:05:41 No.742133

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>>742124
Called him a wuss

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)12:06:47 No.742136

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)12:06:47 No.742136

>>742133
What does he think of the other races anyway

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:06:51 No.742137

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:06:51 No.742137

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>742133
Throw a massive boulder for the barb to use

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:07:16 No.742138

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:07:16 No.742138

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>742133
while guards are distracted make a run for it

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)12:07:20 No.742139

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)12:07:20 No.742139

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>742133
Ask if we can we eat that barbarian

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:11:55 No.742149

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:11:55 No.742149

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>>742138
The guard responsible for you notices your escape, he will now pursue

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:12:40 No.742150

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:12:40 No.742150

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>742149
Shake that booty while running to distract him

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)12:13:14 No.742151

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)12:13:14 No.742151

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>742149
Escaping ? Nooooo, we were just getting more soup !

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)12:13:29 No.742152

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)12:13:29 No.742152

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>742149
Run like hell. Also can we fly at all?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:13:31 No.742153

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:13:31 No.742153

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>742149
GOTTA GO FASTER

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:14:13 No.742154

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:14:13 No.742154

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>742149

Supporting this:

>>742150

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:16:19 No.742160

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:16:19 No.742160

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>>742150

Anonymous (ID: q0ltaUDM)
10/23/16(Sun)12:17:14 No.742163

Anonymous (ID: q0ltaUDM) 10/23/16(Sun)12:17:14 No.742163

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>742160
Keep making lewd movements to stop him while you escape

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:17:59 No.742164

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:17:59 No.742164

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>742160
escape in nearby district

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:18:57 No.742168

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:18:57 No.742168

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>742160

Look at those haunted eyes...

Also, supporting this:

>>742163

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)12:20:21 No.742172

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)12:20:21 No.742172

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>742160
>>742163
>>742168

I support this too.

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR)
10/23/16(Sun)12:22:32 No.742178

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR) 10/23/16(Sun)12:22:32 No.742178

I dropped a quick review of this quest on /qtg/ as part of my outreach program. >>742170

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:22:57 No.742180

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:22:57 No.742180

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>>742163
"Hrrrmmm...C'MON! FOCUS!" He then smacked himself to resist your lewd movements

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:23:57 No.742184

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:23:57 No.742184

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>742180
LEWDNESS INTENSIFIES

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:24:09 No.742185

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:24:09 No.742185

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>742180
IT'S WORKING, keep shacking, that pervert likes it
Also your tail seems hitting some stuff around, but whatever, not a big deal

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:24:52 No.742186

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:24:52 No.742186

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>742180
Moar LEWDS!

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)12:24:57 No.742187

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)12:24:57 No.742187

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>742180

Suddenly stop and let the guard crash into our ass...

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:26:23 No.742189

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:26:23 No.742189

>>742178
>Admittedly, the QM is going along with it well, because despite how weird the insane protagonist is being, the world does not give a shit. It just keeps moving on.

you ain't see nothing yet, nigga

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:27:51 No.742192

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:27:51 No.742192

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>742180

He will break...

Supporting this:

>>742184

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:30:14 No.742198

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:30:14 No.742198

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>>742184
You increased your lewd movements, in turn he increased in pysching himself up to focus on catching you and not gawk at your butt

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:31:06 No.742201

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:31:06 No.742201

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>742198
check your surroundings real quick

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:31:32 No.742203

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:31:32 No.742203

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>742198
Keep trying to distract with lewdness!

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:32:12 No.742206

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:32:12 No.742206

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>742198
Lure him in to running into a foreign object while he's distracted from trying to ignore our sexiness

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:32:23 No.742207

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:32:23 No.742207

>>742198
occasionally have your tail lift up and flash him your butthole

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:33:26 No.742208

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:33:26 No.742208

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>742207
FFFUCK

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:34:20 No.742210

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:34:20 No.742210

>>742208
>not replying to OP
Oh well

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:36:48 No.742214

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:36:48 No.742214

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>>742201
You're heading towards either the Old District - full of crumbling houses and conviniently placed walls that can be used as obstacles Or the Shopping District - full of random shops that also have conviniently placed stalls that can be used as obstacles

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:37:22 No.742215

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:37:22 No.742215

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>742214
old district

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:37:43 No.742216

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:37:43 No.742216

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>742214
shopping district. and flash the guard our butthole to distract.

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:38:26 No.742217

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:38:26 No.742217

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>742214
shop district
gotta drop all the apples on the ground

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:38:47 No.742218

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:38:47 No.742218

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>742214

>Old district

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)12:39:36 No.742221

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)12:39:36 No.742221

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>742214
Old district

And pray that members of the Barbarian Revolutionary Movement is hiding there and they throw bricks n shit

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:42:14 No.742230

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:42:14 No.742230

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>>742216
"THE SHOPPING DISTRICT?! THERE'RE CIVILLIANS TH---!!!!!!.....HRRRRGHYOU WON'T GET AWAY!"

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:43:43 No.742236

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:43:43 No.742236

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>742230
flip every shopping stall there is, preferably ones with apples and other roundy fruits and vegetables

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:44:44 No.742244

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:44:44 No.742244

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>742230

> Continue sexy escape. Start making lewd dragon modes to continue psyching out the guard.

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:45:31 No.742245

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:45:31 No.742245

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>742230
check his boner level while running conveniently picking up phallic looking objects and sucking at them seductively

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:45:54 No.742248

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:45:54 No.742248

>>742244

*Moans

Fucking autocorrect...

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:48:08 No.742254

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:48:08 No.742254

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>742230
>>742244
supporting!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:48:39 No.742257

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:48:39 No.742257

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>>742236
"HEY! THIS IS DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY! YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!"

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)12:49:58 No.742261

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)12:49:58 No.742261

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>742257
In his confusion to avoid your lewdness, he went the wrong way
Keep being lewd btw

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:49:59 No.742262

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:49:59 No.742262

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>742257
Seductively shout out *HOW BIIIIIIIG*? while still wiggling you ass towards him, occasionally flashing your butthole

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)12:50:00 No.742263

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)12:50:00 No.742263

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>742257
Turn around and slice him in half with our claws. We're like 10x his size

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:50:08 No.742265

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:50:08 No.742265

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>742257
blame everything on eastern action dramas you watched way too much
Also suddenly a lot of empty boxes

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)12:51:05 No.742269

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)12:51:05 No.742269

>>742261
Oh wait, that's controlling a NPC
Just be lewd then

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:51:46 No.742270

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:51:46 No.742270

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>742257

> Woah. That guardsman has some crazy ups for a human. Become slightly aroused. Channel that arousal into your escape.

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:51:59 No.742272

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:51:59 No.742272

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>742257
running and continued lewdness is a requirement!

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:54:05 No.742277

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:54:05 No.742277

how hilarious would it be if the guy who kills us through anal sex is the guard?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)12:55:33 No.742281

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)12:55:33 No.742281

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>>742261
Ah yes! He suddenly disappeared, he must have went the wrong wa---Oh wait no, he climbed onto the buildings and is now attempting to jumpt onto you from the rooftops

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)12:56:02 No.742283

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)12:56:02 No.742283

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>742281
DO THE BARREL ROLL

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:56:11 No.742284

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:56:11 No.742284

>>742277

Death by Snoo-Snoo!

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)12:56:30 No.742287

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)12:56:30 No.742287

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>742281
try to get out of his way, and as he lands smother him with dragon titties!

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)12:57:15 No.742288

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)12:57:15 No.742288

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>742281
position yourself so that you can slam your ass on him when he lands

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)12:58:12 No.742291

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)12:58:12 No.742291

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>742281

Holy shit, this guard is ridiculously good at his job...

> Forcefully flick a cart at the guard with your tail

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:00:41 No.742301

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:00:41 No.742301

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>>742283
You do a barrel roll to dodge. Your wing also managed to smack the guard in mid-air during your roll and send him crashing into a shops window. This should buy you some time.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:02:14 No.742308

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:02:14 No.742308

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>742301

>Run the fuck away

Have I slighted you somehow OP?

>>742291
>>742270

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)13:03:52 No.742313

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)13:03:52 No.742313

>>742291
>>742308

The dice god seem to like you.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:04:27 No.742316

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:04:27 No.742316

>>742308
It aint me. You just posted those too late

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:06:53 No.742326

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:06:53 No.742326

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>>742308
Runnin'

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:06:56 No.742327

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:06:56 No.742327

>>742313

I denounced the dice god...

>>742031

All these glorious rolls is thanks to dice Satan...

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:08:05 No.742335

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:08:05 No.742335

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>742326
shit boi's gonna ambush us JUMP!

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:09:08 No.742339

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:09:08 No.742339

>>742335
OH FINALLY. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA END THIS ADVENTURE WITHOUT GETTING A SINGLE (YOU) FROM OP.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:09:36 No.742340

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:09:36 No.742340

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>742326
Maybe he isn't trying to arrest us anymore ?

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)13:09:36 No.742341

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)13:09:36 No.742341

I can understand the king being overpowered because he's the fucking king, but why everybody in the kingdom is overpowered? Even the lowliest guards are hyper efficients and I bet a kingdom janitor could kick a rampaging barbarian's ass casually just because

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:10:59 No.742346

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:10:59 No.742346

>>742341
Nah. Barbarians just suck balls at everything when they don't have their meteor spam spell

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:11:35 No.742348

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:11:35 No.742348

>>742340

Honestly, at this point, I'm convinced that this guardsman is some kind of living god...

I suggest that we have the dragon take him as her mate...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:13:29 No.742355

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:13:29 No.742355

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>>742335
The guard managed to grab onto your tail as you jumped.

>>742341
Well, most of the opposition so far have been the Kingdom's military. Which is trained by the King and his brothers. The normal civillians are still normal civillians. But watch out for those janitors though, they're pretty strong yeah.

Also maybe because barbarians suck

suck penis to be exact

it's canon

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:14:12 No.742359

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:14:12 No.742359

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>742355
Push over a woman whose with her kid as a distraction. ~~It turns out to be Elf mom and the smiling son.~~

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:15:01 No.742363

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:15:01 No.742363

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>742355
Moan lewdly and tell him that no one's ever touched you there yet. Try to look for somewhere secluded to land on

>>742355
Barbarians being gay is my favorite contribution to the lore.

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:15:36 No.742365

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:15:36 No.742365

>>742359
Change that to 'grab a woman with her child' instead of push.

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:16:04 No.742366

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:16:04 No.742366

>>742363
OH SHIT PRAISE DICE GOD.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:16:09 No.742368

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:16:09 No.742368

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>742355

> Multiple tail whips into building.

> Blow him a kiss

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:17:53 No.742374

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:17:53 No.742374

>>742363
>>742335
>two 99 in a row
woah
Don't spend all your luck anon

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)13:18:48 No.742376

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)13:18:48 No.742376

>>742355

Ah, fair enough. I just found puzzling how even tribe heroes who were powered beyond what mere mortals can and lived and breathed war were so easily chased off and repelled by average guards (assuming here that average means being ass kicking machines)

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:18:59 No.742378

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:18:59 No.742378

>>742374
I already did, I'm failing my Cisco Class

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:21:18 No.742386

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:21:18 No.742386

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>>742363
In other news, with all the running and jumping you've beeing doing, you managed to shake off the fatigue from your wings and can now fly again. Plus since you ran when the guards were distracted, you could probably fly over the city walls back into the tribal lands. But this will be your only chance!

Also your escape would mean that now security will be tighter for the rest of the dragons.

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:22:17 No.742389

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:22:17 No.742389

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>742386
Well fuck it let's escape to a sex cave or something and rape the guard

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:22:19 No.742390

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:22:19 No.742390

>>742363
Well apart from Barbmom we never saw any male barbarians plus we never saw them reproduce naturally

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:22:40 No.742391

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:22:40 No.742391

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>742386
Fly away. Like a rainbow in the sky.

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)13:23:10 No.742393

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)13:23:10 No.742393

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>742386

Escape. The other dragons are fated to be anally killed anyways, specially that slut of slytha

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:23:19 No.742394

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:23:19 No.742394

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>742386
Follow the teaching of the messiah and flee, the dragon spirit will continue outside the walls of this wrecked city
Also keep the guard with you

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:23:21 No.742396

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:23:21 No.742396

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>742386
Time to escape to the Eastern Lands

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:24:29 No.742398

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:24:29 No.742398

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>742386

>Escape from the city. Make obscene gestures at the guard clinging to your tail until he releases his grip

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:25:32 No.742401

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:25:32 No.742401

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>742389
"!!! SHE'S TRYING TO FLY OVER THE WALL!"

The guard will attempt to climb up and stop you. roll 2d100.

Hopefully dice god will stop being a dick and let you escape.

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:26:28 No.742402

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:26:28 No.742402

Rolled 50, 26 = 76 (2d100)

>>742401
FUCK THAT DIRECTION ABORT ABORT

TO THE EASTERN LANDS

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:26:45 No.742403

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:26:45 No.742403

Rolled 18, 23 = 41 (2d100)

>>742401
There goes our hope and dreams. For the non-Elves at least.

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)13:27:22 No.742404

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)13:27:22 No.742404

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>742401
Fucking
Dice god

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:27:39 No.742406

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:27:39 No.742406

Rolled 91, 2 = 93 (2d100)

>>742401

Try to keep the guard in hand...

Could be useful for information, or pleasure...

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)13:28:24 No.742408

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)13:28:24 No.742408

Rolled 42, 59 = 101 (2d100)

>>742404
>>742401
I fucked that up

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:29:29 No.742410

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:29:29 No.742410

Rolled 44, 14 = 58 (2d100)

>>742401
FCK YOU BUILT ME UP JUST TO BRING ME DOWN HARD DICE GOD. THIS BETTER BE DOUBLE 90S

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:30:19 No.742414

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:30:19 No.742414

Rolled 100, 89 = 189 (2d100)

>>742401
fucking dice god

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:30:55 No.742416

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:30:55 No.742416

>>742414
SO CLOSE

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:31:36 No.742417

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:31:36 No.742417

>>742414
Hope?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:33:03 No.742420

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:33:03 No.742420

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>>742402
Well shit, before you could even get past the wall, the guard climbed up and gave you a tap on the head, making you lose your balance and crash down to the ground.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:34:39 No.742425

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:34:39 No.742425

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>742420
Fuck this. Maim and kill the guard already

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:34:40 No.742426

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:34:40 No.742426

>>742420
Suplex guard into unconsciousness

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:34:42 No.742427

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:34:42 No.742427

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>742420
Ask the guard why humans hate dragons so much
While he is distracted, look for an escape route

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:34:44 No.742428

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:34:44 No.742428

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>742420

>Boss fight begin: Slut-dragon vs The Guard-Emperor of Guardkind

>Begin!

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4)
10/23/16(Sun)13:36:00 No.742433

Anonymous (ID: l67iedi4) 10/23/16(Sun)13:36:00 No.742433

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>742420

Rape the guard in Broodmother style.

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:36:18 No.742435

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:36:18 No.742435

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>742426
>>742420

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:36:52 No.742439

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:36:52 No.742439

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>742428
giving you my roll bro. We're fated to die by anal devastation, I'm feeling lucky about our chances

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)13:38:03 No.742442

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)13:38:03 No.742442

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>742439
Not necessarily
>>742426
This gaurd needs to die

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:39:39 No.742448

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:39:39 No.742448

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>>742425
Alright, bossfight officially started, let's hope dice god has stopped messing with you.

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)13:39:47 No.742449

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)13:39:47 No.742449

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>742420
rape the guard. to death!

Anonymous (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:40:02 No.742451

Anonymous (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:40:02 No.742451

>>742442
He's mating material

Too good to die

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:40:28 No.742453

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:40:28 No.742453

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>742448
Swipe our right claw and try to decapitate him

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:40:29 No.742454

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:40:29 No.742454

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>742448

>We have no choice. We must initiate our ultimate technique.

> Draconic seduction style: Lizard sex phenomenon blast!

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)13:41:04 No.742455

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)13:41:04 No.742455

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>742448
SUPLEX GUARD INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)13:41:16 No.742456

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)13:41:16 No.742456

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>742448
Engulf guard in butthole. It's the only way.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:41:22 No.742457

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:41:22 No.742457

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>742448
Throw that useless calamity ring at the guard

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:44:15 No.742460

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:44:15 No.742460

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>742449
I fucking hope OP picks this one

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:45:07 No.742462

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:45:07 No.742462

>>742449
>>742456
>>742460
This is fucking weird

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:45:49 No.742464

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:45:49 No.742464

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>>742449
Attempting to pin guard down so that you can rape him. Ya know, ta death.

But he dodged. Maybe next time.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:46:51 No.742466

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:46:51 No.742466

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>742464
>>742453

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:47:36 No.742468

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:47:36 No.742468

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>742464

>We have no choice. We must initiate our ultimate technique.

> Draconic seduction style: Lizard sex phenomenon blast!

>Initiate feint, surprise tail whip.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:47:38 No.742469

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:47:38 No.742469

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>742464
Wait, why aren't we fleeing right now ?
Fly real high

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:48:36 No.742475

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:48:36 No.742475

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>742462
We have been trying to rape the guard since the start of the quest until you elves tried to divert attention to Messiah face it brah. Hot Dragon Human Action or nothing

>>742464
>To death
We're just gonna rape him to the point where he ahegaos and mindbreaks. Anyway try and see if we can breathe fire again by searing the ground below him. His armor is gonna conduct that heat nice and warm

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)13:49:06 No.742476

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)13:49:06 No.742476

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>742464

You have seen already enough about the King's guards movements. They are swift, strong and can take down even a dragon. Your only choice is to outsmart him, do something unpredictable as you bet he has been trained in how to handle dragons

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:49:13 No.742477

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:49:13 No.742477

>>742469

This is a boss fight anon...

Everyone knows that you can't run away from a boss fight...

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:50:26 No.742479

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:50:26 No.742479

>>742475
You're fucking weird and probably an orc

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)13:52:34 No.742483

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)13:52:34 No.742483

>>742479

That anon could be a Slaaneshi demon, and we'd never even know...

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:53:59 No.742487

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:53:59 No.742487

>>742479
>implying
MC Herbalist was one of the people who started out this path to Guard Sex. Don't think you poofs are that pure yet.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:54:15 No.742490

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:54:15 No.742490

>>742483
Well there were a lot of weird and sexually deviant Orc players if I recall. Manlet as well.

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:55:10 No.742493

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:55:10 No.742493

>>742490
We were the tribe who raped dragons with fruit. Of course.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)13:55:12 No.742494

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)13:55:12 No.742494

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>>742466
And another dodge, he's gonna punce and punch you soon, better engage evasive maneuvers

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)13:56:02 No.742496

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)13:56:02 No.742496

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>742494
Engage in evasive maneuvers

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)13:56:47 No.742498

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)13:56:47 No.742498

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>742494
parry him

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)13:56:59 No.742499

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)13:56:59 No.742499

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>742494
Just use drakwondo

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)13:57:46 No.742502

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)13:57:46 No.742502

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>742499
while breathing fire

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR)
10/23/16(Sun)13:58:58 No.742506

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR) 10/23/16(Sun)13:58:58 No.742506

Taunt the guard

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)13:59:08 No.742507

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)13:59:08 No.742507

>>742494
distract him with schwarma!

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)14:00:03 No.742509

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)14:00:03 No.742509

welp it's 2AM. Time to sleep, I have classes in 7. Hopefully we still alive after I wake up hopefully around 3 or 4. (Don't judge me, I slept like 16 hours today.)

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:01:41 No.742514

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:01:41 No.742514

>>742509

Okay...

See you soon...

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)14:01:43 No.742516

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)14:01:43 No.742516

>>742509
>A degenerat human fucker is gone
Rejoice!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:02:40 No.742520

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:02:40 No.742520

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>>742499
Ah yes, the dragon tribe patented Drakwondo, a martial art that utilizez a dragon's body....which in this case amounts to quickly using your tail to block the punch

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:03:09 No.742521

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:03:09 No.742521

>>742516

I'm still pretty degenerate...

So, your still going to have to deal with...

L E W D N E S S

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:03:18 No.742524

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:03:18 No.742524

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>742520
use the tail to wrap him up and crush him!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:03:47 No.742525

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:03:47 No.742525

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>742520
Do a barrel roll while breathing fire

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ)
10/23/16(Sun)14:04:32 No.742526

Anonymous (ID: T7QQpRBJ) 10/23/16(Sun)14:04:32 No.742526

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>742520
Use drakwondo to break his neck

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:04:43 No.742527

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:04:43 No.742527

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>742520
grab him, all the lewd moves we did earlier surelly weakened him
And breath fire btw

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:04:52 No.742529

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:04:52 No.742529

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>742520

>Flash privates to guard, then side swipe him with your tail while he is flustered.

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)14:06:24 No.742536

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)14:06:24 No.742536

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>742520

Create a smokecloud with your firebreath and escape while he can't see and has trouble breathing with all the smoke

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:08:09 No.742542

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:08:09 No.742542

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>>742525
He had to roll with you to escape the fire

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:08:52 No.742544

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:08:52 No.742544

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>742542
Spin around and roll so fast that we create a hurricane

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:09:14 No.742546

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:09:14 No.742546

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>742542
Keep rolling and make the guard dizzy! Also breathe fire!

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:09:23 No.742547

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:09:23 No.742547

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>742542
Become rolling buddies

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:09:41 No.742548

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:09:41 No.742548

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>742542
Keep rolling, but lewdly

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)14:10:07 No.742549

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)14:10:07 No.742549

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>742542

Let's try >>742536 again

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:10:42 No.742551

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:10:42 No.742551

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>742542

> Continue fighting with guardsman. Over time your conflict slowly begins to resemble the elaborate and erotic mating dances of your ancestors.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:14:00 No.742558

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:14:00 No.742558

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>>742548
Internally wondering if all dragons are like this

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR)
10/23/16(Sun)14:15:00 No.742561

Anonymous (ID: A7mQ72DR) 10/23/16(Sun)14:15:00 No.742561

Rolled 21 (1d100)

Taunt the guard!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:15:36 No.742563

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:15:36 No.742563

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>742558
>>742544

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:16:05 No.742566

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:16:05 No.742566

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>742558
Make a smokescreen, and escape while he is distracted

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:16:16 No.742567

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:16:16 No.742567

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>742558
We'll make him crack eventually! Keep up the lewdness!

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:16:16 No.742568

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:16:16 No.742568

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>742558

>Time to finish this guardsman off. Release the reptile sex pheromones!

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:17:13 No.742572

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:17:13 No.742572

I am pleased at the direction this thread is taking.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:18:26 No.742576

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:18:26 No.742576

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>>742572
~~Of course you would~~

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:18:38 No.742578

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:18:38 No.742578

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>742568
"Oh god what the shit"
Right, you know how it goes, roll 2d100 yadda yadda, Dice God pls

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:19:25 No.742580

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:19:25 No.742580

Rolled 57, 51 = 108 (2d100)

>>742578
Dice Gods pls!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:19:29 No.742581

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:19:29 No.742581

Rolled 85, 94 = 179 (2d100)

>>742578

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:19:39 No.742582

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:19:39 No.742582

Rolled 21, 25 = 46 (2d100)

>>742578
After all the failed seduction attempts... :D

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:19:59 No.742584

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:19:59 No.742584

>>742580
>>742581
ALRIGHT NOBODY POST NOW

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)14:20:05 No.742585

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)14:20:05 No.742585

Rolled 10, 32 = 42 (2d100)

>>742578
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:23:06 No.742594

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:23:06 No.742594

Rolled 29, 88 = 117 (2d100)

>>742578

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:23:25 No.742595

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:23:25 No.742595

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>>742581
"mmmrrghhhmm...bhmmmbuh?"

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK)
10/23/16(Sun)14:23:30 No.742597

Anonymous (ID: ssU903iK) 10/23/16(Sun)14:23:30 No.742597

>>742581

Ha ha oh wow. This must be that guard's most bizarre day in his life

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:24:05 No.742598

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:24:05 No.742598

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>742595
grab him and fly toward the sunset

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:24:12 No.742599

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:24:12 No.742599

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>742595
Keep seducing and being lewd, he's about to break!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:24:51 No.742601

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:24:51 No.742601

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>742595
Tell him to take our hand so we can fly away and live together in peace

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:24:55 No.742602

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:24:55 No.742602

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>742595
Fly away with him to make babies outside the kingdom

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:25:23 No.742604

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:25:23 No.742604

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>742595

> [seductively] "Come get some, little ape."

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:27:04 No.742614

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:27:04 No.742614

Poor OP...

Do you think he thought he'd be facilitating an interspecies porno when he got up this morning?

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:28:24 No.742621

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:28:24 No.742621

>>742614
Isn't it every man's dream to facilitate an interspecies porno?

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:29:49 No.742624

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:29:49 No.742624

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>>742602
And so you fly away with your uh...mate..hmm and escape the kingdom. Winning you this session. And also maybe a slot in Civ Thing 2 for Half-Dragons..hmmm.

Well this is certainly not what the guard expected when he checked in for work today.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:31:19 No.742628

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:31:19 No.742628

>>742624

Woooo!

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:31:35 No.742630

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:31:35 No.742630

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>742624
So what happened to Slytha

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:31:38 No.742631

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:31:38 No.742631

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>742624
So what now? Are we going to rotate and play as a different character or can we move on to civ thing 2 now?

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:32:44 No.742637

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:32:44 No.742637

>>742630
also curious!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:33:17 No.742639

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:33:17 No.742639

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>>742631
There's still episode 10, which is the last episode dealing with killing Brock.

So now...filler, with only the Elf Kid left.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:34:35 No.742642

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:34:35 No.742642

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>742639
What's that sign for if nothing is there? Take a closer look at it,

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:34:59 No.742644

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:34:59 No.742644

>>742630
Well take your pick:
A. Died of dysentery
B. Killed in the string of Dragon serial killings
C. Caught the eye of some noble and was bought to be his dragon wife
D. Died of old age

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:35:14 No.742646

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:35:14 No.742646

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742639
Be the sign

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:35:19 No.742648

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:35:19 No.742648

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>742639
check that sign out!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:36:12 No.742651

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:36:12 No.742651

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>>742642
Whaat, it's nothing, I'll just remove it...

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:36:21 No.742652

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:36:21 No.742652

>>742644
>C. Caught the eye of some noble and was bought to be his dragon wife

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:37:24 No.742656

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:37:24 No.742656

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>742651
That sign right there. Take a look at it and touch it.

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:37:26 No.742657

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:37:26 No.742657

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>742651
Select the sign. (not what's behind the sign; be the sign)

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:39:05 No.742667

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:39:05 No.742667

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>>742656
What sign

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:40:06 No.742676

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:40:06 No.742676

>>742667
Uh. I guess there isn't any sign. Looks like Elf kid next.

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:40:31 No.742680

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:40:31 No.742680

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>742667
but it was just there...

elf kid it is.

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)14:40:31 No.742681

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)14:40:31 No.742681

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>742667
BEHIND THE ELF KID

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:44:50 No.742696

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:44:50 No.742696

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>>742680
Right, anyway. We return to Elf Kid, who is reporting to your uncle about how you just cleared out a den of conspirators with your other uncle. Also there was this weird gardener lady that was just here but is now gone, what was up with that, weird. Anyway, what do?

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:46:09 No.742701

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:46:09 No.742701

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>742696
Tell him you killed nearly all of them thanks to our training

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:46:33 No.742704

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:46:33 No.742704

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>742696
ask the king if we have a quest

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)14:46:34 No.742705

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)14:46:34 No.742705

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>742696
Get distracted by some butterfly because we're a kid.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:46:47 No.742706

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:46:47 No.742706

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>742696

Sit in uncle's lap...

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH)
10/23/16(Sun)14:48:00 No.742708

Anonymous (ID: a+tNmtbH) 10/23/16(Sun)14:48:00 No.742708

>>742624
hey we're not dead. Sweet. Welp back to dreamland

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:50:32 No.742717

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:50:32 No.742717

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>>742701
"Hmmm, very good kiddo, very good. Did you manage to find out what their plans are too? And you said "nearly all of them", so what happened to the rest?"

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)14:50:45 No.742718

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)14:50:45 No.742718

>>742708

Hey, that was a quick nap mate...

You missed the seduction, and subsequent mating of, the uber-guardsman...

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)14:51:59 No.742720

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)14:51:59 No.742720

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>742717
I'm pretty sure other uncle got them. Also we found about a bunch of books about the tribes and they said something about abducting dragons I think

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)14:52:10 No.742722

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)14:52:10 No.742722

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>742717
Other uncle beat them to a pulp
Also, what happened to that dragon that escaped not to long ago ?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)14:52:42 No.742726

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)14:52:42 No.742726

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>742717
I killed all the ones I could see and other uncle got the plans

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)14:58:30 No.742747

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)14:58:30 No.742747

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>>742722
"Oh?...That one...Well the Dragon Messiah might have escaped our grasp but we'll find him soon, don't worry"

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)14:59:20 No.742750

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)14:59:20 No.742750

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>742747
offer to find the dragon messiah

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)14:59:44 No.742754

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)14:59:44 No.742754

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>742747
Go wander off and don't worry.
Find something to try the amulet on.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:00:19 No.742755

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:00:19 No.742755

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>742747
I'm going to look for that gardener lady who was just here

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:00:27 No.742756

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:00:27 No.742756

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>742747
Do you still have the mirror ?
Use its power on him

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:01:11 No.742758

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:01:11 No.742758

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742747

Supporting:

>>742750

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:02:53 No.742764

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:02:53 No.742764

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>>742754
Yes, time to test out the amulet of telekinesis that you got from the secret conspirator base.This rock seems like a good test subject.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:03:46 No.742766

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:03:46 No.742766

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>742764
Use it on the king's crown

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:04:26 No.742769

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:04:26 No.742769

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742764
Rocks suck. Let's get it out of our sight by floating it away

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:04:47 No.742770

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:04:47 No.742770

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>742764
Try to use telekineses too hard and poo yourself a bit.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:06:07 No.742776

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:06:07 No.742776

>>742764

>Channel telekinetic power

>"I'm the greatest psyker in the universe!"

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:07:09 No.742779

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:07:09 No.742779

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>742776

>Forgot to roll

Fuck!

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:07:14 No.742780

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:07:14 No.742780

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>>742769
whoosh

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:08:54 No.742784

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:08:54 No.742784

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>742780

> "Woah, neat!" See if you can use the amulet to make yourself float.

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)15:08:58 No.742785

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)15:08:58 No.742785

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>742780
But why would someone put a rock there...?
Use telekenisis to dig under the rock, there must be some secret treasure!

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:09:35 No.742786

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:09:35 No.742786

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>742780
Dig where the rock was

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)15:09:36 No.742787

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)15:09:36 No.742787

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>742780
Now stand on the rock while you're lifting it. Achieve hoverrock

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:12:12 No.742797

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:12:12 No.742797

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>>742786
Yep, that's dirt

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)15:13:24 No.742801

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)15:13:24 No.742801

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>742797
Hover the ground under our feet and create the futuristic method of travel.

Anonymous (ID: QwD1WhOd)
10/23/16(Sun)15:14:03 No.742804

Anonymous (ID: QwD1WhOd) 10/23/16(Sun)15:14:03 No.742804

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>742797
Wait are our eyes glowing?
Maybe we're magic and not the amulet?
Try telekinesis without the amulet.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:14:06 No.742805

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:14:06 No.742805

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>742797
Go to the markets. We can get stuff like boards and use it to our own stuff.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:16:28 No.742818

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:16:28 No.742818

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>>742801

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:16:41 No.742819

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:16:41 No.742819

>>742797

Supporting:

>>742801

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:18:04 No.742828

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:18:04 No.742828

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>742818
Go to where the tribes use to be. Surely we know it from reading all those tomes

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/23/16(Sun)15:18:38 No.742832

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/23/16(Sun)15:18:38 No.742832

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>742818

>The skies belong to you. Your power is supreme declare yourself supreme overlord of generic fantasy land.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:21:38 No.742844

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:21:38 No.742844

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>>742828
YOu can hear your mom yelling that you should remember to return home before dinner

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:22:34 No.742847

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:22:34 No.742847

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>742844
oh, shit, dinnertime! Git some!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:22:35 No.742848

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:22:35 No.742848

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>742844
Okay mom. I'm off to learn about the world.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:22:52 No.742850

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:22:52 No.742850

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>742844
Proceed to the ancient elven forest

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:29:38 No.742872

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:29:38 No.742872

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>>742848
Right, now where would you want to go first?
A. Crater lake that used to be the first elven forest
B. Crash site of the second elven forest
C. Ruins of the barbarian village
D. The mountains where manlets and dragons lived
E. The battlefield where your uncle defeated the tribes

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:30:33 No.742873

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:30:33 No.742873

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>742872
Battlefield

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:30:41 No.742875

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:30:41 No.742875

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>742872
A

Anonymous (ID: QwD1WhOd)
10/23/16(Sun)15:31:33 No.742879

Anonymous (ID: QwD1WhOd) 10/23/16(Sun)15:31:33 No.742879

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>742872
>B

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:35:27 No.742891

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:35:27 No.742891

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>>742875
According to the books you read in the conspirators den, this lake used to be a crater before the barbarians dug a channel to the nearby river and filled it with water. And before that it used to be an elven forest, before the barbarians used their heretical magic to summon a meteor and smash it into the forest

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:35:27 No.742892

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:35:27 No.742892

>>742872
B. Crash site of the second elven forest

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:37:16 No.742896

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:37:16 No.742896

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>742891
Fucking Barbs. They should have another fortress nearby. Look there

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:37:23 No.742897

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:37:23 No.742897

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>742891
dive

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:37:53 No.742898

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:37:53 No.742898

Rolled 21 (1d100)

look around for barbarians

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:42:33 No.742913

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:42:33 No.742913

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>>742896
Ah yes, the ruins of the second barbarian fortress, built near the crater lake in an attempt to expand their territory.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)15:43:41 No.742915

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)15:43:41 No.742915

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>742913
look for barbarian artifacts

Anonymous (ID: ikBNv3lM)
10/23/16(Sun)15:44:40 No.742920

Anonymous (ID: ikBNv3lM) 10/23/16(Sun)15:44:40 No.742920

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>742913
We should piss on it to display our disdain for them!

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2)
10/23/16(Sun)15:44:49 No.742921

Anonymous (ID: YSFGOSv2) 10/23/16(Sun)15:44:49 No.742921

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>742913
look for things to take with you

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:45:50 No.742925

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:45:50 No.742925

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>>742920

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)15:46:48 No.742928

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)15:46:48 No.742928

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742925
Look for things to loot.
They must've left something behind.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:47:22 No.742930

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:47:22 No.742930

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>742925
Look for something barbarian to fight

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:52:16 No.742944

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:52:16 No.742944

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>>742930
With all the barbarians being captured in the arena, you probably won't find any barbarians to fight amongst these ruins

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)15:52:40 No.742946

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)15:52:40 No.742946

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>742944
Find an orc then

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)15:57:01 No.742967

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)15:57:01 No.742967

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>>742946
Orcs also suffered the same fate as the barbarians and are all captured in the arena. In fact, you probably won't find anything to fight out here at all. Yep, this place is completely safe with no surprise enemies jumping out at the last second.

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)15:57:53 No.742970

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)15:57:53 No.742970

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>742967
Visit the Eastern Lands fuck this place everything is gay

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)15:58:28 No.742971

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)15:58:28 No.742971

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>742967
But the archives said something about an ancient enemy, seeking orc and elf blood,
An enemy that struck fear into the ancient tribes' hearts.
The Jasons.
We must seek them.

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)15:58:50 No.742973

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)15:58:50 No.742973

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>742967
Let's explore for local wildlife. I'm sure there's still some forest creatures that dwell around these pets and they're friendly. Right?

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)15:58:53 No.742974

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)15:58:53 No.742974

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>742967
Get a souveneir anyway

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:02:01 No.742983

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:02:01 No.742983

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>>742973
Yes like, this bunny

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)16:02:29 No.742984

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)16:02:29 No.742984

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>742983
CAN WE KEEP IT

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:02:54 No.742985

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:02:54 No.742985

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>742983
keep the cute bunny and go back home

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:02:59 No.742986

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:02:59 No.742986

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>742983
Take the bunny. We'll keep it as a pet and souvenir from the old forest.

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:03:07 No.742987

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:03:07 No.742987

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>742983
Levitate it

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:03:07 No.742988

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:03:07 No.742988

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>742974
Oh, hello not-evil bunny!

Pet the bunny

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:10:22 No.743018

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:10:22 No.743018

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>>742985
OH NO! THE BUNNY IS KILLED BY A MONSTER! According to the books, these abominations were created when barbarians obtained a cursed sword from the Orcs which they then broke into many, many pieces and threw into the lake. The pieces then exert their dark energies, forming bodies made out of mud, rock, bark and various other things. Now they hunt for the blood of orcs and elves. AND YOU'RE AN ELF! OH NO! IT MUST HAVE CAUGHT YOUR SCENT!

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:12:04 No.743022

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:12:04 No.743022

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>743018
Hover away to the kingdom as fast as possible..

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:12:25 No.743023

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:12:25 No.743023

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>743018
Try to use our Telekinesis and strip it of its limbs which are made of mud and other natural materials

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:12:28 No.743024

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:12:28 No.743024

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>743018
Kill it.
We ain't no regular peasant.
We're a demigod, but most importantly, we're a trained guard.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:12:32 No.743025

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:12:32 No.743025

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>743018
Safely levitate out of reach
Levitate it, too and go back to the kingdom with it

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)16:12:44 No.743027

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)16:12:44 No.743027

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>743018
WAIT THE BUNNY IS STILL BREATHING
HANG IN THERE MR ROGERS

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:15:32 No.743035

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:15:32 No.743035

>Orc and elf freedom outside the kingdom is impossible due to the slasher villains
Fuck

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:19:08 No.743048

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:19:08 No.743048

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>>743025
Dangit, it won't stay still! It's trying to break your hold!

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:20:15 No.743058

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:20:15 No.743058

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>743048
Break it's arm off

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:20:25 No.743059

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:20:25 No.743059

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>743048
Use your guard training and fight it

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:20:44 No.743067

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:20:44 No.743067

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>743048
Lead him to the paladins who are good at banishing heretical sword monsters.
~~Also for the love of god stay on your hoverdirtmound~~

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:21:11 No.743070

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:21:11 No.743070

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>743048
Throw our hovering piece of dirt on it and fully focus our telekinectic powers on it.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:24:35 No.743080

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:24:35 No.743080

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>743067
Attempting to lure it to the nearest paladins so it can be purged.

As always, roll 2d100

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:25:14 No.743081

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:25:14 No.743081

Rolled 74, 51 = 125 (2d100)

>>743080
EZ PZ

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:25:16 No.743082

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:25:16 No.743082

Rolled 35, 15 = 50 (2d100)

>>743080

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:26:19 No.743088

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:26:19 No.743088

Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d100)

>>743080
We probably could've used our telekinesis to spray it with water until it broke down

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:28:20 No.743102

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:28:20 No.743102

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>>743081
The foolish abomination fell for your bait and followed you right into the waiting arms of a nearby paladin squad. It was promptly purged from this land.

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:29:05 No.743108

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:29:05 No.743108

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>743102
Study the paladins' moves and try to learn from them

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:30:23 No.743114

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:30:23 No.743114

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>743108
This

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:31:02 No.743117

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:31:02 No.743117

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>743102
Is that paladin a skeleton by any chance ?

Anonymous (ID: C6qvjdZP)
10/23/16(Sun)16:31:15 No.743118

Anonymous (ID: C6qvjdZP) 10/23/16(Sun)16:31:15 No.743118

Rolled 64 (1d100)

Levitate it's body into the sun turning it to ash.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:32:07 No.743120

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:32:07 No.743120

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>>743108

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:33:46 No.743125

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:33:46 No.743125

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>743120
You have seen the purge, now you have to practice it

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:33:59 No.743127

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:33:59 No.743127

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>743120
Learn a new technique.
~~Deus Vult~~

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/23/16(Sun)16:35:00 No.743131

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/23/16(Sun)16:35:00 No.743131

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>743120
Huh, so that's how you do it...
Assimilate holy paladin combat moves thanks to demigod dickery

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:35:44 No.743134

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:35:44 No.743134

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>>743125
Then perhaps you might have to head out into the tribal lands again to lure out some more monsters

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)16:36:26 No.743136

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)16:36:26 No.743136

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>743134
Fuk the tribal lands lets go to the eastern lands

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:36:51 No.743137

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:36:51 No.743137

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>743120
>>743134
Let's go to where the second Elf forest crashed.

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:37:10 No.743138

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:37:10 No.743138

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>743134
Well I mean we should go borrow that weab helmet the orcs had to find our old forest.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:37:23 No.743140

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:37:23 No.743140

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>743134
check out the manlet/dragon lands to find what abominations are left
~~and by abominations I mean surviving dragons~~

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/23/16(Sun)16:44:41 No.743176

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/23/16(Sun)16:44:41 No.743176

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>>743138
First, according to the archives, the helmet was destroyed during the battle between your uncle and the tribes. Second, since when did you live in a forest? And third, the second elven forest crashed into the ground near the battlefield.

Anyyway, I'll have to hold this off for now. Damn weather gave me a cold and I've been coughing so much i feel like the I'm going to eventually cough up my lungs. Plus I got a sudden headache. So we'll continue later.

~~Updates:~~
~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)16:46:21 No.743179

Elf without hemp (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)16:46:21 No.743179

See ya.

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)16:46:54 No.743182

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)16:46:54 No.743182

>>743176
Later NaP.

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/23/16(Sun)16:52:53 No.743214

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/23/16(Sun)16:52:53 No.743214

>>743176
Don't die OP

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye)
10/23/16(Sun)17:50:42 No.743520

Horny Dragon (ID: o5/aekye) 10/23/16(Sun)17:50:42 No.743520

Are dragons the most successful race?

Every time we played as them, we survived and escaped

Ignoring the fact that there's only two pureblood dragons left of course

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/23/16(Sun)18:07:28 No.743620

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/23/16(Sun)18:07:28 No.743620

>>743520
>All but 2 of race buttraped to death
>Are we the most successful race?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/23/16(Sun)18:21:12 No.743672

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/23/16(Sun)18:21:12 No.743672

>>743520
Pretty sure the undead win on this one.
>Converted every single orc, a barb and some skeles

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)18:40:08 No.743789

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)18:40:08 No.743789

>>743520
Elves are the most successful. We have the most powerful being on our side, in the shape of the King being Elf kids uncle

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)20:08:09 No.744254

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)20:08:09 No.744254

Rolled 41 (1d100)

Dang it. Fell asleep again. Goddamn vitamin D deficiency

Anonymous (ID: 4weacWOo)
10/23/16(Sun)20:29:34 No.744335

Anonymous (ID: 4weacWOo) 10/23/16(Sun)20:29:34 No.744335

>>743102
So that's around 3 of them down? Were there 4 or 5 of them? I don't remember well

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/23/16(Sun)20:37:46 No.744364

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/23/16(Sun)20:37:46 No.744364

>>744335
5 shards. 3 are dead. 1 was made into a dagger and left behind in conspirator hideout.

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/23/16(Sun)20:55:57 No.744429

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/23/16(Sun)20:55:57 No.744429

>>744335
I thought there were a dozen or so in total. 5 chasing after the elves and 6 chasing after the Orcs or vice versa. Several have been lost since then.

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z)
10/23/16(Sun)23:32:12 No.745349

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z) 10/23/16(Sun)23:32:12 No.745349

>>743789
This. All other races are you even trying?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/23/16(Sun)23:37:03 No.745366

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/23/16(Sun)23:37:03 No.745366

>>745349
>>743789
>corpse eating slave race where king fucks your royalty and raises your only hope
>successful

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z)
10/24/16(Mon)00:03:41 No.745518

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z) 10/24/16(Mon)00:03:41 No.745518

>>745366
>penis sucking failures
>having any place to speak

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/24/16(Mon)00:09:21 No.745543

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/24/16(Mon)00:09:21 No.745543

>>745518
>using lore added just cause barbarians are comedic relief as an insult to the only barbarian player who did nothing wrong
you could try harder or something

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z)
10/24/16(Mon)00:11:04 No.745549

Anonymous (ID: Qeu2f8+z) 10/24/16(Mon)00:11:04 No.745549

>>745543
>this much denial

Anonymous (ID: i+Qx1+oG)
10/24/16(Mon)04:41:51 No.746236

Anonymous (ID: i+Qx1+oG) 10/24/16(Mon)04:41:51 No.746236

>Elves
>More successful than Manlets
Literally sans the Elf Prince and the king's cum dump all of you are slaves. I'd argue the Orcs are more successful than the Elves too since after Hooded Bones came in and talked to them, they've all been inducted into the church to fight for their waifu in heaven.

It obviously goes

Manlets (Have Jobs, good ones like adventurer, mad scientist, baker, and fun shit like Manlen Rider) > Orcs (Aside from being inducted to the one true god, they're still the same deviant weebs before the aftermath, granted there's probably only like a handful of them left, also I'm fucking biased) > Dragons (literally the only tribe who didn't fucked up and killed their protag and could actually sideline into Civ Thing 2 or later stories) >
Elves (Salt Monster worshiping slave weirdos sans high priestess and son) > Skeletons (on the run and probably gonna die if Hooded Bones don't step in or some shit, even so seeing Fred they're not gonna take kindly to change) > Barbarians (Gay and literally just 1 guy is left)

>>743672
What are you talking about? Sans Hooded Bones every single one of them is on the run, there were no skeletons in the colosseum so none of them were converted. Fuck Skelebro died trying to convert Fred.

Horny Dragon (ID: 5nCYhOMZ)
10/24/16(Mon)05:41:53 No.746269

Horny Dragon (ID: 5nCYhOMZ) 10/24/16(Mon)05:41:53 No.746269

>>745349
>your own hero getting cucked by the King
>betrayed by his own tribe
>successful

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/24/16(Mon)06:57:39 No.746316

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/24/16(Mon)06:57:39 No.746316

>>746236

>Dragons (literally the only tribe who didn't fucked up and killed their protag and could actually sideline into Civ Thing 2 or later stories)

Thanks to Slut-Dragon's weird kinks and sexual degeneracy we might have a new race...

Fear not my friends, so long as the Dragons survive, I solemnly vow to ensure that they keep pumping out creepy, half-breed abominations to replace dead races with...

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo)
10/24/16(Mon)08:14:56 No.746357

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo) 10/24/16(Mon)08:14:56 No.746357

>>745366
>>745543
>>746236
>>746269
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep downplaying and falsifying facts because you all know that Elves are the only faction haven't been assraped to death both literally and metaphorically. They're all comfy as house servants and magicians while manlet protagonists are getting killed left and right and all the others races are slaves on the verge of extinction.

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh)
10/24/16(Mon)08:36:07 No.746369

Anonymous (ID: 0HpUh2Mh) 10/24/16(Mon)08:36:07 No.746369

What are you nerds arguing about now?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/24/16(Mon)09:07:34 No.746400

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/24/16(Mon)09:07:34 No.746400

>>746369
Salt mines placement.

Horny Dragon (ID: 5nCYhOMZ)
10/24/16(Mon)10:24:35 No.746503

Horny Dragon (ID: 5nCYhOMZ) 10/24/16(Mon)10:24:35 No.746503

>>746357
Not an argument.

You have yet to refute the fact you guys are the most cucked race

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo)
10/24/16(Mon)10:28:42 No.746510

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo) 10/24/16(Mon)10:28:42 No.746510

>>746503
Elves have procreated with any other races and the only times sodomy took place, it was completely consensual.

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo)
10/24/16(Mon)10:30:13 No.746514

Anonymous (ID: NBrTxeGo) 10/24/16(Mon)10:30:13 No.746514

>>746510
>Elves have NOT procreated with any other races and the only times sodomy took place, it was completely consensual.

Small typo

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/24/16(Mon)13:24:58 No.746797

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/24/16(Mon)13:24:58 No.746797

>>746236
Oh shit I missed that part

Anonymous (ID: 5nCYhOMZ)
10/24/16(Mon)13:47:03 No.746855

Anonymous (ID: 5nCYhOMZ) 10/24/16(Mon)13:47:03 No.746855

>>746797
Which part?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/24/16(Mon)13:48:14 No.746857

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/24/16(Mon)13:48:14 No.746857

>>746855
Skelebro fucking up and pissing off fred.

Anonymous (ID: 5nCYhOMZ)
10/24/16(Mon)14:22:02 No.746928

Anonymous (ID: 5nCYhOMZ) 10/24/16(Mon)14:22:02 No.746928

>>746857
Barbarians dead(?) or alive are all social autists anyway

>their way of greeting a travelling dragon is with rocks

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo)
10/24/16(Mon)15:28:26 No.747123

Anonymous (ID: KQZdkjvo) 10/24/16(Mon)15:28:26 No.747123

>>746928
Don't forget

>Attacking the Elves on their home turf and openly admitting to wanting to rape their women is self defense

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:27:33 No.749379

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:27:33 No.749379

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Alright,w ho's here

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)06:29:00 No.749380

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)06:29:00 No.749380

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>749379
sup

don't forgetti to punch your face with spaghetti

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)06:29:05 No.749381

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)06:29:05 No.749381

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>749379
Punch self in face and lose control of the floating earth you're on

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:30:00 No.749383

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:30:00 No.749383

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>749379
rocks

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:30:16 No.749384

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:30:16 No.749384

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>>749381
Nah, that'd be retarded

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:31:03 No.749385

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:31:03 No.749385

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>749384
travel to the dragon caves

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:33:56 No.749386

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:33:56 No.749386

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>>749385
Currently being excavated for stuff

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)06:35:04 No.749387

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)06:35:04 No.749387

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>749386
magic out a better hat, like a beanie with a propeller, so you can fly better or something

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:37:47 No.749391

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:37:47 No.749391

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>749386
is there any chicken bones?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:39:48 No.749393

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:39:48 No.749393

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>>749387
Sadly you don't know the Hat Conjuring spell

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:40:35 No.749394

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:40:35 No.749394

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>749393
what spells do you know?

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)06:41:22 No.749395

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)06:41:22 No.749395

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749393
Head west and look for where the Manlet's promised land

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:42:59 No.749396

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:42:59 No.749396

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>>749394

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)06:43:36 No.749397

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)06:43:36 No.749397

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>749396
>>749395

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)06:43:43 No.749398

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)06:43:43 No.749398

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>749396
sing a happy song while wandering through the wasteland that once was the fertile land inhabited by the tribes.

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:43:55 No.749399

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:43:55 No.749399

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>749396
weaksauce,
go learn more, is there not kingdom unlicensed spell school nearby?

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)06:43:59 No.749400

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)06:43:59 No.749400

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>749396
fug it

maybe you can have a dragon scale hat in the caves, that should be cool and shit

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:48:36 No.749401

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:48:36 No.749401

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>>749400
"Ah! I heard you're interested in Dranscale related items, my boy! Perhaps I can interest you in my fine selection of Dragonscale clothing!"

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)06:50:11 No.749403

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)06:50:11 No.749403

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>749401
give me your bestest hat

put it on the King's tab, merchat man

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:50:17 No.749404

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:50:17 No.749404

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>749401
do you have baseball dragonscale caps?

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3)
10/25/16(Tue)06:50:26 No.749405

Anonymous (ID: MRYF6XB3) 10/25/16(Tue)06:50:26 No.749405

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>749401
Got the Gold stuff?

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)06:51:12 No.749406

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)06:51:12 No.749406

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>749401
rob this schlomo
levitate him and smash him into the ground

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:56:17 No.749409

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:56:17 No.749409

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>>749405
"Of course, clothing and armor made from the Golden Scales of A Dragon Messiah"

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)06:57:39 No.749411

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)06:57:39 No.749411

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>749409
PIMP HAT

But remember what your cool uncle told you about dealing with dem damn le happy merchants

Anonymous (ID: 3+cjvotJ)
10/25/16(Tue)06:57:52 No.749413

Anonymous (ID: 3+cjvotJ) 10/25/16(Tue)06:57:52 No.749413

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749409
TAKE IT ALL

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)06:58:07 No.749414

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)06:58:07 No.749414

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>749409
anything more kid sized?
I wanna baseball hat

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:00:59 No.749415

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:00:59 No.749415

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>>749411
FLLAAAAASSSSHBAAACK

"Don't trust the merchants with big noses. When one tries to sell you something, punch them in the nose and take their stuff"

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:02:10 No.749417

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:02:10 No.749417

Oh wait, someone's at the door, brb

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)07:02:58 No.749418

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)07:02:58 No.749418

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>749415
PUNCH THE JEW IN THE SCHNOZ AND TAKE HIS STUFF

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)07:06:43 No.749422

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)07:06:43 No.749422

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>749415
gas the schlooomo with some nasty fart

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:13:30 No.749426

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:13:30 No.749426

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>>749418
"bleeugh"

Now which stuff would you take

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)07:14:40 No.749427

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)07:14:40 No.749427

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>749426
The pimp clothing and the armor
combine the two into one

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS)
10/25/16(Tue)07:14:46 No.749428

Anonymous (ID: mNKR9iZS) 10/25/16(Tue)07:14:46 No.749428

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>749426
Upper left thing, we don't need another hat
also, honk his nose

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:15:33 No.749429

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:15:33 No.749429

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>749426
pimp clothing

wait

wear helmet and pimp hat on top and clothing

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:15:37 No.749430

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:15:37 No.749430

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>749426
Gold scale pimp set.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:22:11 No.749433

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:22:11 No.749433

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>>749430

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:22:40 No.749435

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:22:40 No.749435

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>749433
now that we're dressed for the event,

check where are some tribes we can purge and genocide and all that jazz

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)07:23:01 No.749436

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)07:23:01 No.749436

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>749433
test out our pimp hand on other jews

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:23:08 No.749437

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:23:08 No.749437

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>749433
Continue making mom proud

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:26:41 No.749438

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:26:41 No.749438

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>>749437
Well okay

Anonymous (ID: 3+cjvotJ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:27:38 No.749439

Anonymous (ID: 3+cjvotJ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:27:38 No.749439

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>749438
Stop

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)07:27:55 No.749441

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)07:27:55 No.749441

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>749438
how did you end up near barbarians tho.

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:28:21 No.749442

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:28:21 No.749442

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>749438
Beat up the Salt Cult next

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:31:47 No.749444

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:31:47 No.749444

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>>749442
BUt now, what is this Salt Cult? You couldn't find any info about it in the Conspirators archives.

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:32:15 No.749445

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:32:15 No.749445

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>749444
first, you need more powerful spells to beat up tribes more efficiently, check for nearest wizard's tower or witch's den

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)07:35:22 No.749449

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)07:35:22 No.749449

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>749444
~~what about my roll?~~ >>749441

fly around and look for cult

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:39:13 No.749451

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:39:13 No.749451

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>>749445
Ah yes, you can either go to "Master Malazar's Magical Mysteries" or "Forbidden Arts, and More!"

Or you could go home and ask mom

>>749449
Oh fuck, I misread that. So uh let's say that this is a rogue barbarian that managed to evade capture...until now.

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:41:57 No.749454

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:41:57 No.749454

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>749451
Forbidden arts sounds cooler

hope the witches are hot

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:45:17 No.749455

Anonymous (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:45:17 No.749455

Im still here. Just at work. Cant speak for anyone else tho

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:45:44 No.749456

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:45:44 No.749456

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>>749454

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)07:46:28 No.749457

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)07:46:28 No.749457

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>749456
flip her skirt anyway

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:47:25 No.749459

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:47:25 No.749459

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>749456
>>749457
Do it

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:48:48 No.749460

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:48:48 No.749460

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>>749459
"Down there are horrors the world is not meant to know, kid. Don't be retarded"

Anonymous (ID: Z2Bv/R6G)
10/25/16(Tue)07:49:31 No.749462

Anonymous (ID: Z2Bv/R6G) 10/25/16(Tue)07:49:31 No.749462

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749456
>big (((nose)))
We know what to do. Uncle taught us well!

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:49:32 No.749463

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:49:32 No.749463

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>749460
does she have a cute grandaughter?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)07:49:47 No.749465

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)07:49:47 No.749465

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>749460
do it anyway
that's what kids do

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:49:52 No.749466

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:49:52 No.749466

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>749460
I wanna learn about Horrors... and Cults. And NotSoHorrifying Cults

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)07:54:45 No.749471

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)07:54:45 No.749471

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>>749466
"Sure, kid. 10 gold for a 4-week course. 5 for a book"

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)07:55:37 No.749474

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)07:55:37 No.749474

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>749471
Take course and use Royal Discount

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)07:56:23 No.749476

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)07:56:23 No.749476

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>749471
put it on the king's tab

give us some juicy dangerous knowledge

Anonymous (ID: Z2Bv/R6G)
10/25/16(Tue)07:56:30 No.749477

Anonymous (ID: Z2Bv/R6G) 10/25/16(Tue)07:56:30 No.749477

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>749471
Punch her and take all the books just like Uncle taught us

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)07:56:35 No.749478

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)07:56:35 No.749478

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>749471
agree and flip her skirt anyway on way out

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:00:17 No.749483

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:00:17 No.749483

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>>749476
[learning in progress]

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)08:02:54 No.749485

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)08:02:54 No.749485

>>749483
suddenly dark forbidden knowledge, the one from culinary part of other elf quest

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:06:23 No.749488

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:06:23 No.749488

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>>749485

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)08:07:08 No.749490

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)08:07:08 No.749490

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>749488
what book cover says anyway?

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:07:15 No.749491

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:07:15 No.749491

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>749488
You're done learning now

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:07:35 No.749492

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:07:35 No.749492

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>749488
so what spells did we learn?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:13:31 No.749497

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:13:31 No.749497

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>>749491
After 4 weeks of learning, you've graduated.

Also there was this war in heaven about killing a barbarian god or whatever but you were too busy learning to notice.

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)08:14:53 No.749501

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)08:14:53 No.749501

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>749497
what your skills now? can you resurrect gods?

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:15:10 No.749503

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:15:10 No.749503

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>749497
Go see our mom in the department of transmutation or wherever she works

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:15:55 No.749504

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:15:55 No.749504

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>749497
did we level up?

get a perk maybe?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:21:31 No.749507

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:21:31 No.749507

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>>749501
But why would you do that though? 'sides nobody can resurrect a god. Only God can.

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:22:12 No.749510

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:22:12 No.749510

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>749507
fiiiine

check skill inventory anyway

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)08:22:33 No.749512

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)08:22:33 No.749512

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>749507
but what if we try?
Isn't it interesting, to try to resurrect something what is similar to god.
What can POSSIBLY go wrong?

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:22:47 No.749514

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:22:47 No.749514

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>749507
See what spells and abilities we learned

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:22:59 No.749516

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:22:59 No.749516

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>749507
run to mommy and show her our shiny certificate

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:28:56 No.749520

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:28:56 No.749520

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>>749516
Hmmm, the door's locked

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)08:29:38 No.749522

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)08:29:38 No.749522

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749520
Use telekenisis to open it

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:29:40 No.749523

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:29:40 No.749523

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>749520
knock like the good boi you are

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)08:30:26 No.749524

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)08:30:26 No.749524

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>749520

> Telekinesis door off of doorframe...

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:30:37 No.749525

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:30:37 No.749525

>>749520
try to open it, or sneak through a window, we gotta show mommy our shiny certificate

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:31:41 No.749527

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:31:41 No.749527

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>749520
>>749525
fuck, forgot to roll

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:33:44 No.749529

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:33:44 No.749529

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>>749522
Dunno, seems a bit rude innit

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)08:34:31 No.749531

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)08:34:31 No.749531

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>749529
open it anyway ya wuss

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:34:36 No.749533

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:34:36 No.749533

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>749529
Knock and see if we can come in

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)08:36:01 No.749534

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)08:36:01 No.749534

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>749529

>Nah. We can just telekinesis the door back into the frame and then, *BAM*, Good as new...

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:36:22 No.749535

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:36:22 No.749535

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>749529
sneak in through a window

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:39:31 No.749537

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:39:31 No.749537

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>>749533
"No, you can't come inside"

"Aww c'mon"

Oh hey, sounds like Uncle is in there too

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:40:34 No.749538

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:40:34 No.749538

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>749537
Use a new spell you got to destroy door, enter shouting:
"OOGAH BOOGAH WHERE DA ORK WIMMENS AT"

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:40:47 No.749539

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:40:47 No.749539

>>749537
but mommy has to see ou certificate, let's sneak in through a window or use one of our new magic tricks to get through the door

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:41:23 No.749540

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:41:23 No.749540

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>749537
Come inside

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:41:50 No.749541

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:41:50 No.749541

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>749537
>>749539
fuck, stupid dice

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:43:37 No.749543

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:43:37 No.749543

>>749538
>implying any sane being is interested in Orc wimmenz

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:43:56 No.749544

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:43:56 No.749544

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>>749538
Actually, who do orc women look like anyway? Plus that sounds kinda retarded

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:44:50 No.749545

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:44:50 No.749545

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>749544
Tell them that we have something super important to show them

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:45:40 No.749547

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:45:40 No.749547

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>749544
>>749545
add it with
It's big, long, it's in my pants, and it has your name on it Mom!

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)08:45:49 No.749548

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)08:45:49 No.749548

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>749544
Be a nosey kid and break in

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:46:21 No.749551

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:46:21 No.749551

>>749543
thought it was ironic ironic because he is elf boy and elves are successful, etc, whatever

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:47:17 No.749554

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:47:17 No.749554

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>>749545
"Can it wait? I'm trying to get my...serpent to come inside your mom's...dark void"

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:47:48 No.749556

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:47:48 No.749556

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>749547
>>749554

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)08:48:08 No.749557

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)08:48:08 No.749557

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>749554
>>749539

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)08:48:24 No.749558

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)08:48:24 No.749558

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749554
Hey, i learned about dark void magic recently!
And then we go in

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)08:48:31 No.749559

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)08:48:31 No.749559

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>749554
YOU NEVER GIVE ME ATTENTION MOM

FINE I'LL JUST GO BRAG ABOUT MY CERTIFICATE TO SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)08:48:54 No.749560

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)08:48:54 No.749560

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>749554
>>749539

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)08:49:10 No.749561

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)08:49:10 No.749561

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>749554

> "Wow! You have a snake in there?! Cool! Can I see!"

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:51:27 No.749562

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:51:27 No.749562

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>>749559
"C'mon dear, it'll just be a minute"

"I can pull out and go see his certificate in your places if it'd help"

"Nah bro, we'll be done soon anyway"

Oh hey your other uncle is in there too

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)08:52:55 No.749564

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)08:52:55 No.749564

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>749562
Shit nigga don't go peepin.
Go find a shiny rock or go look for the victory celebration the paladins are having

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)08:53:04 No.749565

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)08:53:04 No.749565

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749562
Things are getting suspicious...
If both uncles are there, mom needs real help...
Maybe they're fighting tho!
OH SHIT,
WE GOTTA GO IN AND HELP

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)08:53:38 No.749566

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)08:53:38 No.749566

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>749562

> "Maybe they are preparing a cake to celebrate you certificate with?"

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:53:52 No.749567

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:53:52 No.749567

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>749562
Are you guys and mommy playing the game I played with barbarians?
The one where they hug me really hard....

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)08:57:04 No.749569

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)08:57:04 No.749569

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>>749566
"It's more like a pie full of cream actually"

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf)
10/25/16(Tue)08:57:30 No.749571

Anonymous (ID: PtZkKPGf) 10/25/16(Tue)08:57:30 No.749571

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>749569
>>749567

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)08:58:04 No.749573

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)08:58:04 No.749573

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>749569
>>749564

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)08:58:05 No.749574

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)08:58:05 No.749574

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>749569
Ah, my favourite!
>just open that fuggin door, jesus christ

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)08:59:48 No.749575

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)08:59:48 No.749575

>>749574

See:

>>749520

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:03:14 No.749579

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:03:14 No.749579

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>>749574
Do you really wanna intrude them with your super door busting skills?

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:04:22 No.749581

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:04:22 No.749581

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>749579
Yes

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:05:04 No.749583

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:05:04 No.749583

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>749579
Y
Lock in

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:05:36 No.749586

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:05:36 No.749586

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>749579

> Y

They absolutely gotta see your certificate and sweet new threads

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:06:58 No.749587

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:06:58 No.749587

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>>749581
"No, you can't come inside the dark void without the magical coat of protection. Your serpent would not survive"

"BOOOOOOOOO"

Oh hey look, they're playing the popular board game: Cells and Serpents

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:07:48 No.749588

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:07:48 No.749588

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>749587
"are ya winnin mom?"

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:08:05 No.749589

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:08:05 No.749589

>>749587
... this was the best outcome

Well done, NaP.

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:09:20 No.749591

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:09:20 No.749591

>>749587
Kek.
Well done, OP.
Well done.

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:09:39 No.749592

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:09:39 No.749592

>>749587
CnC=Cells n Serpants?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:10:47 No.749594

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:10:47 No.749594

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>>749588
"I'm the Game Master, son. I always win"

>>749592
The other curve was missed when I pressed ctrl+s

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:11:32 No.749595

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:11:32 No.749595

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>749594
Wait, where's the cream-filled pie?

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:11:47 No.749596

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:11:47 No.749596

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>749594
show mom and uncles the spells you have learned

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng)
10/25/16(Tue)09:12:02 No.749597

Anonymous (ID: LIISD3ng) 10/25/16(Tue)09:12:02 No.749597

>>749562
>threesome

elves confirmed for fucking degenerates.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:17:24 No.749603

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:17:24 No.749603

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>>749596
Like this Demon summoning spell

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)09:18:04 No.749604

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)09:18:04 No.749604

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>749603
Not that.

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:18:35 No.749605

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:18:35 No.749605

>>749603
Force him to play CnS with the group along with him

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:19:09 No.749606

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:19:09 No.749606

>>749597
indeed, 3 adults playing board games?

fo shame

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:19:37 No.749607

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:19:37 No.749607

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>749603
>>749605

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:19:43 No.749608

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:19:43 No.749608

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>749603

> Yes, that spell...

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:24:22 No.749618

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:24:22 No.749618

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>>749604
Then perhaps this spell that strops a creature of its flesh

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:25:28 No.749622

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:25:28 No.749622

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>749618

> Yes. Use the flesh peeling spell...

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:29:29 No.749628

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:29:29 No.749628

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>>749622
Yes, that's what you did.

"Neat" commented one of your uncles

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)09:31:00 No.749630

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)09:31:00 No.749630

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>749628
Play his bones like a xylophone.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:31:38 No.749631

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:31:38 No.749631

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749628

>Don't be rude. Thank him for the compliment...

Why is it so dead in here OP?

Why is /qst/ neglecting your glorious thread?

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:31:45 No.749632

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:31:45 No.749632

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>749628
The demon skeleton is now your butler

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:32:11 No.749633

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:32:11 No.749633

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>749628
Show them our certificate.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:35:58 No.749639

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:35:58 No.749639

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>>749631
You thanked him.

And regarding your question, my boy. It's obvious that this thread is too high brow and deep for the unenlightened masses. Only Elites such as myself and you may enjoy the wonderful high classness of an adventure that has "gas the schlooomo with some nasty fart" as a suggestion.

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:36:57 No.749641

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:36:57 No.749641

>>749639
'"I will show my new magic tricks to that girl i have a crush on!"

Oh wait you shouldnt have said that out loud, shit

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)09:37:43 No.749643

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)09:37:43 No.749643

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>749639
Play the dead demon's ribs like a xylophone.

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:37:56 No.749645

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:37:56 No.749645

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>749639
Yeah, Fucking sheeple.
Anyway, reanimate the demon, make it our spikey and demonic butler

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)09:38:24 No.749646

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)09:38:24 No.749646

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>749639
Demon skeleton butler is a gooo

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:43:35 No.749651

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:43:35 No.749651

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>>749646

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:44:09 No.749652

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:44:09 No.749652

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>749641
>>749651
Fug

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)09:44:50 No.749654

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)09:44:50 No.749654

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>749651
call it Zebra

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:45:37 No.749656

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:45:37 No.749656

>>749654
>>749654
But why

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:46:18 No.749658

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:46:18 No.749658

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>749651

> have Skele-butler carry you on his shoulders...

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)09:46:44 No.749659

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)09:46:44 No.749659

>>749656
reasons

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:47:38 No.749660

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:47:38 No.749660

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>>749654
But it doesn't look like a horse with stripes in any way

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)09:48:21 No.749661

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)09:48:21 No.749661

>>749659
All he's gonna do is fuck up if we name him Zebra

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:49:01 No.749663

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:49:01 No.749663

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>749660
Who gives a fuck, anyway.
Show mom our certificate!

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:49:14 No.749664

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:49:14 No.749664

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>749660
Call him: BUTT-ler

Huehuehuehueheu

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)09:49:36 No.749665

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)09:49:36 No.749665

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749660
paint his suit in stripes then name it Zebra anyway
>>749661
~~that's the reasons~~

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:53:06 No.749673

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:53:06 No.749673

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>>749663
"Aww, good job, dear"

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)09:54:08 No.749675

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)09:54:08 No.749675

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>749673
Now for serious business

We must find the strongest tribe to beat up

Come on Zebra

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)09:54:38 No.749676

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)09:54:38 No.749676

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>749673
Hell yeah!
Now check our spell list real quick.
Don't want to forget anything.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)09:55:15 No.749677

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)09:55:15 No.749677

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>749673

> Aww Yiss! We revive one Parental approval! Strike a victory pose!

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)09:58:43 No.749679

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)09:58:43 No.749679

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>>749675

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)09:59:37 No.749681

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)09:59:37 No.749681

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749679
no, other Zebra, which is your butler.

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:01:15 No.749683

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:01:15 No.749683

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>749679

> No. Not the black zebra with white stripes. We want the white one with the black stripes...

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:03:34 No.749685

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:03:34 No.749685

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>>749681

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)10:04:03 No.749686

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)10:04:03 No.749686

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>749685
perfect
ride it near elf slaves

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)10:04:26 No.749687

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)10:04:26 No.749687

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>749685
Not that one, the one without any flesh or skin.
Which is also a demon.
That Zebra.

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)10:05:02 No.749688

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)10:05:02 No.749688

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>749685

''Stop messing around Zebra the BUTTler,''

''So who is the strongest to beat up so I can impress my family even more?''

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:05:19 No.749689

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:05:19 No.749689

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>749686

>Let's go outside again. We disturbed our mother and uncle's game enough...

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)10:06:23 No.749690

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)10:06:23 No.749690

>>749686
uh I thought elves were the sucessful ones

I cant keep up anymore

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:07:29 No.749691

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:07:29 No.749691

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>>749687

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:07:29 No.749692

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:07:29 No.749692

>>749690
Elfmom and Elfkid are the only free elves if I remember right.
The only races who's entirely free are the manlets and converted orcs.

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)10:08:27 No.749693

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)10:08:27 No.749693

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>749690
only elf kid and his mom
rest are slaves
>>749691
add some green color flavor then >>749686

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)10:08:32 No.749694

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)10:08:32 No.749694

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>749691
Hm.
That'll do.
TO ADVENTURE!

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:08:51 No.749695

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:08:51 No.749695

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>749691

> This abortion of a joke need to die now. Let's go do something else...

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:09:35 No.749696

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:09:35 No.749696

>>749690
Here, let me give you a chart on current tribal succesfulness
Elf Priestess and her son > Manlets > Converted Orcs > Rest of elves >Orcs > Dragons > Barbarians

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)10:11:45 No.749697

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)10:11:45 No.749697

>>749696
well if you want to go technical, hooded bones become quite nice paladin and converted orcs. so he is right after elf kid.
not much of barbarian spirit there tho

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/25/16(Tue)10:11:54 No.749699

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/25/16(Tue)10:11:54 No.749699

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>749696
How can Elf Priestess, her son, and Manlets be better off than the orcs? They don't even have waifus!

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:13:18 No.749702

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:13:18 No.749702

>>749699
Because fuck you that's why

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:13:33 No.749703

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:13:33 No.749703

>>749696

Why are dragons below slaves?

The Messiah and Slut-Dragon are free, and presumably, Slut-Dragon has spawned an entirely new race...

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/25/16(Tue)10:13:53 No.749704

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/25/16(Tue)10:13:53 No.749704

>>749702
People say that a lot

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:15:23 No.749707

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:15:23 No.749707

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>>749694

>>749703
Half-dragons don't count as dragons

And Messiah died fighting Brock, may we forever remember his noble sacrifice

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)10:15:51 No.749708

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)10:15:51 No.749708

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>749707
Are there even tribes left worth defeating anymore?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)10:16:14 No.749709

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)10:16:14 No.749709

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>749707
go explore that brock temple

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/25/16(Tue)10:16:17 No.749710

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/25/16(Tue)10:16:17 No.749710

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>749707
May he find his waifu in the afterdeath
>>749707
Kill some shit

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:16:58 No.749712

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:16:58 No.749712

>>749699
Because they haven't died yet.
>>749696
You gotta have a completely different tierlist for this shit.

-Free
Elf Priestess and Elf Kid
Manlets
Converted Orcs
DragMessiah
HoodedBones
-Eldritch Horror tier
Barbmom
-Slaves
Knife ears
-Dead
Smiling One
Some Orc
ImpFaggot
3 Dragons
Like 5 Barbarians
-Barbarians Tier
Barbarians

>>749707
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:17:26 No.749713

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:17:26 No.749713

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>749707
Yo, spoilers!

Also Demon Butler follows. His name Boneregard

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:18:37 No.749714

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:18:37 No.749714

>>749712
Skeletons are Paladins, so they would be as high as elf priestess

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:19:25 No.749715

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:19:25 No.749715

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>>749707

Brock?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:19:41 No.749717

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:19:41 No.749717

>>749714
Yeah but I'm forgetting a lot of characters with that list like Fred, Skelebro, the fifty manlet skeletons, and probably some other converted guys.

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:21:57 No.749718

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:21:57 No.749718

I wanna have a Skelebool adventure. He needs to saranade the land with tales of the King and skeleton pope that killed Brock

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:22:16 No.749719

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:22:16 No.749719

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>>749708
"Well, reports are coming in that new tribes are popping up in the East and South. You wanna go and mess with them, kiddo?"

>>749715
Watch(read) the prequel - Civ Thing brah

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5)
10/25/16(Tue)10:23:31 No.749722

Anonymous (ID: sGeTe+Z5) 10/25/16(Tue)10:23:31 No.749722

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>749719
Do we get a present if we conquer them for you?

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt)
10/25/16(Tue)10:24:44 No.749723

Rock Solid (ID: es9ZoRkt) 10/25/16(Tue)10:24:44 No.749723

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>749719
nah

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:25:28 No.749724

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:25:28 No.749724

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>749719

> Yes. This could be fun...

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:25:48 No.749725

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:25:48 No.749725

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>749719
Nah. Ill conquer them after i conquer y... i mean until im older

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG)
10/25/16(Tue)10:26:40 No.749727

Orc Saitama (ID: ml4/MTzG) 10/25/16(Tue)10:26:40 No.749727

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>749719
Help the ones we like, purge the ones we don't

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:31:35 No.749731

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:31:35 No.749731

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>>749722
"Well let's see. You can choose from a list of:
- A magical suit of armor
- A magical skull of a staff
- A horse made of gold
- A pile of treasures like diamonds and various gems
- Join the line of succession for the throne
- A giant golden statue of yourself
- A play dedicated to your exploits that all citizens must watch at least once a month
Of course, alongside whichever you choose, you will always have the conquered tribal lands to yourself and your family"

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:33:37 No.749736

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:33:37 No.749736

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>749731

>- A magical skull of a staff

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/25/16(Tue)10:33:38 No.749737

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/25/16(Tue)10:33:38 No.749737

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>749731
giant statue to tell everyone how cool i am, yeees

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)10:33:52 No.749738

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)10:33:52 No.749738

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>749731
Joining the line of succession for the throne would be pretty dank

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:34:06 No.749740

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:34:06 No.749740

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749731
Throne spot

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:39:04 No.749745

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:39:04 No.749745

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>>749736
"Sure, just pick whichever you chose when you've succeeded. I'll even send some troops and manlets your way if you want. Now go. Conquer the new tribes in the name of your family and The Kingdom"

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:40:28 No.749749

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:40:28 No.749749

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>749745
Man we should totally fuck with tribes in the most subtle way possible with long range telekinesis and demon summoning.

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)10:43:31 No.749752

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)10:43:31 No.749752

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>749745
But Uncle, I wanna be just like you one day
I want to be King

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)10:43:37 No.749753

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)10:43:37 No.749753

>>749749
What if one of the tribes tame demons like the Barbs did to undead

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)10:43:50 No.749754

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)10:43:50 No.749754

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>749745

> Let's go mess up these tribes! Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:47:46 No.749755

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:47:46 No.749755

>>749753
Then we throw them into the ground at lightspeed with telekinesis and turn them into a red mist.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:50:00 No.749757

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:50:00 No.749757

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>>749749
And so here ends the Civ Thing Aftermath portion of the Elf Kid story.

But Elf Kid will return! As random world event hazards in Civ Thing 2, making mysterious demons appear to mess with everyoone or random crap that flies around and endangering everybody.

Also made it so that whoever wins in Civ Thing 2, will have the post-ending scene be : "Suddenly an army of a faraway Kingdom appeared, lead by a smiling elven kid in golden regalia, appeared out of nowhere and used their superior power to steamroll [winning tribe] and takeover the [tribal lands] in the name of The Kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)10:51:27 No.749759

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)10:51:27 No.749759

>>749757
They grow up so fast.

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/25/16(Tue)10:51:30 No.749760

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/25/16(Tue)10:51:30 No.749760

>>749757
cool

we deciding the playable races now?

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)10:52:01 No.749762

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)10:52:01 No.749762

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>749757
OH SHIT
HERE WE GO
PART 10
BATTLE AGAINST BROCK

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:52:29 No.749764

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:52:29 No.749764

>>749760
No, there's still the matter of Part 10 being the final episode with fighting Brock being the plot

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)10:52:53 No.749766

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)10:52:53 No.749766

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>>749757
That's actually a really cool ending.
Love it.

Elf with hemp (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)10:56:28 No.749772

Elf with hemp (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)10:56:28 No.749772

>>749757
>An Elf is at the head of a conquest of civ thing 2
I'm so happy that I came up with the idea of making a Elf demigod to begin with. It's yielded great results so far. This also proves that Elves are superior to all the other tribes.

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/25/16(Tue)10:56:40 No.749773

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/25/16(Tue)10:56:40 No.749773

Soooo

we all done for today?

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)10:56:59 No.749774

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)10:56:59 No.749774

>>749764
Messiah is dead along with Brock. Holy Bones is created... what is there to know?
The true champion: Skelebool is whooo

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)10:59:31 No.749780

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)10:59:31 No.749780

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>>749757
But of course, not all is good in da hood. As Part 3 of the Elf Kid story will have him return home to find The Kingdom in shambles with his Uncle slain by a band of thugs, comprising of a helmeted mercenary and a bearded sexual offender

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)11:00:59 No.749784

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)11:00:59 No.749784

>>749780
oh shit nigga

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/25/16(Tue)11:01:03 No.749785

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/25/16(Tue)11:01:03 No.749785

>>749780
WHAT THE SHIIIIIIT

HOW OP THESE NIGS SUPPOSED TO BE

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)11:01:08 No.749786

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)11:01:08 No.749786

>>749780
Motherfuckers...

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)11:02:35 No.749788

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)11:02:35 No.749788

I'm so confused...

Is there a timeline of this story written down somewhere?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)11:03:00 No.749789

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)11:03:00 No.749789

>>749780
Hey wait isn't that uncle's helmet.
Dundunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:03:20 No.749791

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:03:20 No.749791

>>749788
Yes, in my basement.

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj)
10/25/16(Tue)11:04:11 No.749796

Anonymous (ID: KWdABALj) 10/25/16(Tue)11:04:11 No.749796

>>749780
Oh and I noticed he has the staff the elf kid was supposed to get, oh shit

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)11:05:26 No.749799

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)11:05:26 No.749799

>>749780
Hey... looks like Salt Cult guy that stabbed his dad.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:06:42 No.749801

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:06:42 No.749801

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So anyway, shall we go on with Episode 10: let's get this over with?

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)11:07:15 No.749802

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)11:07:15 No.749802

>>749796
What makes you say that? That staff has a skull and there's nothing to say that his staff was suppose to have a skull.

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)11:07:40 No.749803

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)11:07:40 No.749803

>>749801
LET'S FUCKING DO IT
new thread please, boss

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)11:07:55 No.749804

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)11:07:55 No.749804

>>749780

What does the armoured guy have on his shoulder?

Some kind of pixie?

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)11:08:32 No.749805

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)11:08:32 No.749805

>>749801
~~>>mfw people who didn't read kingslayer~~
Those poor souls

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)11:08:58 No.749807

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)11:08:58 No.749807

>>749801

> shall we go on with Episode 10

Yes please OP!

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi)
10/25/16(Tue)11:08:58 No.749808

Anonymous (ID: U+5iXGIi) 10/25/16(Tue)11:08:58 No.749808

>>749801
Let's do it

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:09:29 No.749809

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:09:29 No.749809

>>749804
Something that you can only know if you go back to 2013

Through the pastebin

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy)
10/25/16(Tue)11:11:51 No.749813

Anonymous (ID: XHzEEBYy) 10/25/16(Tue)11:11:51 No.749813

>>749809

Don't worry OP, I'm definitely going to read through that pastebin...

Later...

...

I don't want to miss out on contributing to the present shenanigans...

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)11:12:03 No.749815

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)11:12:03 No.749815

>>749801
Toooo Glory!

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)11:18:46 No.749824

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)11:18:46 No.749824

>>749796
Skullfuck isn't golden.
~~He's perfect.~~

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:19:08 No.749825

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:19:08 No.749825

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Right, before we go on, let me recap the protags, Hooded Bones, Converted Wanpan, Goblin Rida, D. Messiah and Super Mustachio'd Bros.

Am I missing anyone?

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)11:21:18 No.749830

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)11:21:18 No.749830

>>749825
Skelebool as Bard

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm)
10/25/16(Tue)11:21:36 No.749831

Anonymous (ID: Gd8KE+Gm) 10/25/16(Tue)11:21:36 No.749831

>>749825
I don't think anyone else as important survived.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:22:25 No.749832

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:22:25 No.749832

>>749830
Sssh, sucker of penis, he's reserved for the strawpoll now.

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO)
10/25/16(Tue)11:22:29 No.749833

Anonymous (ID: P1O9vnzO) 10/25/16(Tue)11:22:29 No.749833

>>749825
we're good

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)11:23:58 No.749835

Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)11:23:58 No.749835

>>749832
Your the best, oh salty one.

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:25:52 No.749837

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:25:52 No.749837

Now just gimme a bit to make the OP

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/)
10/25/16(Tue)11:28:08 No.749842

MC Herbalist (ID: BgPyg+D/) 10/25/16(Tue)11:28:08 No.749842

>>749825
What about the holy pope?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:28:38 No.749843

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:28:38 No.749843

>>749842
He, the paladins and the rest of the army are NPCs

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+)
10/25/16(Tue)11:33:23 No.749852

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: bV4c6rF+) 10/25/16(Tue)11:33:23 No.749852

>>749825
Paladin with too many hats also an npc?
Is Holy Bones the only playable?

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:39:23 No.749861

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:39:23 No.749861

>>749852
Oh yeah, that guy, welp, time to redraw some things

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:42:26 No.749864

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:42:26 No.749864

WELP, NEW DEAD
>>749863
>>749863
>>749863

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/26/16(Wed)13:57:09 No.753080

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/26/16(Wed)13:57:09 No.753080

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/26/16(Wed)14:04:10 No.753090

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/26/16(Wed)14:04:10 No.753090

Rolled 254, 6861, 8338, 6080, 8145, 2198, 5535, 4762, 4440, 8850, 8237, 5386, 2171, 5197, 2836, 5732, 8226, 1485, 5203, 3753, 4735, 4205, 8654, 7709, 6197 = 135189 (25d9000)

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ)
10/26/16(Wed)14:15:22 No.753113

Anonymous (ID: oUdhWkvQ) 10/26/16(Wed)14:15:22 No.753113

Rolled 786502484684837889, 415671621023583233, 206181199738950657, 415337225925991425, 825617252520338433, 1571073441696765953, 3525258204955497473, 2861280372354731009, 4445394559755877377, 4064664094421979137, 1779951426004595713, 2571821852406140929, 364394279338980353, 569901598847370241, 3816017490638746625, 4065501596039651329, 1579510074200960001, 1456367594832240641, 4244947223355137025, 852475690599064577, 2165881536592581633, 1350598988891874305, 1257268419255912449, 2127275157153282049, 257609198963905537 = 4.7576502584199E+19 (25d9999999999999999999999999999)

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