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"You can die now.
Enjoy."

It's hard to tell just what's going through Aizens head upon hearing these words as his form has been distorted beyond recognition.
The only indication of his current emotional state is a single drop of tear rolling down from his functioning eyeball.

You gaze long and hard into the Hogyoku and sigh with relief now that you tied up that loose end as well.
After pocketing the gem you flick your finger and the portal to the Garganta opens up before you.
Looking back at what you wrought fills you with a sense of accomplishment as you step into the infinitely stretching abyss.
The last thing you see is the teary eyes of your former wife and your son. With a heavy heart you wave them before disappearing.

With a mixture of emotions still swirling inside you traverse the interdimensional plane as you form a path of reishi before you.
Your resurreciĆ³n slowly begins to fade away while you walk and almost trip over holes and other lumps in the pavement.

"Looks like I overexerted myself."
You observe with a groan and heavy breathing.

The Garganta opens up before you and you step out with your legs shaking a bit and see Ichimaru and Yoruichi talking while Tatsuki, Rukia and Orihime are busy playing with Wiggles.
Strangely though you don't see any of the boys.

Gin looks up at you and speaks up.
"Ah we were just talkin' about you.
So how was it?"

You crack your neck before answering.
"The deed is done.
Aizen is not going to be a problem anymore."

He opens his eyes up for a brief moment in surprise.
"Really? Huh...
Didn't expect that."

"Yeah but if Marr didn't show up I would have been toast.
Speaking of which how did he show up back there?"

"Oh he just noticed that you disappeared and he quickly figured out why.
It's a shame I didn't get to see it. I bet it was fun."

"It was.
Marr went all out on him and destroyed Aizens spleen alongside the majority of the district we were in."

Gin whistles while Yoruichi changes the subject.
"So it's all over now?
The mastermind behind everything is dead?"

"Not necessarily but he won't be a problem anymore.
After utterly destroying him I gave him to Captain Unohana so the shinigami can sort their shit."

"That might have been a bad move."
Gin interjects.
"Never underestimate Aizen."

"Trust me after inflicting major damage onto him and beating his bankai we managed to pacify him quite well.
All I worry about now is the shinigamis incompetence to process him properly."

"I wouldn't worry about that."
Yoruichi speaks up.
"While normally Central 46 takes their sweet time with such procedures I imagine they'll deal with Aizen pretty swiftly."

"But... they are dead, aren't they?"
You ask.

"Trust me they'll be swiftly replaced.
Many nobles are ready to jump in and take those seats at a moments notice."
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"For some reason I'm not too reassured that such an obviously flawed and corrupt system is so easily maintained.
But that's none of my business.
So... what happens now?"

Yoruichi entwines her fingers behind her back and straightens her posture.
"Who knows?
But as long as we are concerned things should calm down for us now that the Gotei has something else to mess with."

You look around and a few questions already come to your mind.

>What happens to Kuchiki?
>What happens to Gin?
>What happens to the kids?
>What happens to our alliance?
>Other? (write-in)
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>>787280
>>What happens to our alliance?
Hey spook.
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>>787280
>>What happens to our alliance?
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>>787280
>What happens to the kids?
>What happens to our alliance?
My money's on a spiritual cold war until Yhwach shows up. Vanahiem is the USA, SS is the soviet union, and every minor spiritual group gets to be the third world (Living quincy, Vizards, Xecution, Main cast ect). Which means of course that our job is to make said groups more sympathetic to us rather than SS.
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>>787280
>What happens to our alliance?
Gin is a big boy who can take care of himself.
Though we should ask where all the boys went.
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>Writing
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"So tell me... Now that our common enemy is dead do I have to start worrying about my health?
Or did you finally realize that I'm not your enemy?"

Yoruichi sighs before answering.
"You don't get it, do you?
It's our duty as shinigami to maintain the balance of the world.
And that includes the killing of hollows who disrupt that balance.
This is the one thing drilled into every shinigamis mind from day one.
My attitude toward you won't change just because you displayed surprising amounts of restraint up until now."
She scratches the back of her head as she is overwhelmed with the awkwardness of the situation.
"Buuut because Gin told me about your vegetarian diet and since you aren't such a humongous asshole I suppose I'll tolerate your presence for the time being.
Just don't get too comfortable or my old instincts might kick in."

You laugh a bit but then grab your sides as they start aching.
"Shit... don't make me laugh..."

Gin gives you an odd look and then starts musing to himself.
"My oh my... I never would have thought I'd ever see you in pain for such a prolonged period of time.
And this means that Ms Shihoins must really like you if she didn't kill you in such a weakened state."

"Hey Ichimaru!
Do you want a beating that badly?"

"I'm just kidding of course!
But in any case I'd say that our little alliance will have to be disbanded since Aizen is out of the picture."

You give him a worried look.
"Are you going to be okay after this?"

"I'll be fine. The worst they'll do to me is probably a few years of prison.
But chances are they'll just have some onmitsu observe me for a while since they can't afford losing another captain.
And I'm sure they'll like my testimonies which will ensure Aizens execution and the safety of Ms Kuchiki and the kids over there."

"Speaking of kids...
Where are the boys? I don't see them anywhere."

"Oh them?
After Marr beat Ichigo over the head with the manifestation Zangetsu the zanpakuto begrudgingly told Ichigo the name of his bankai.
This all happened just before the big man left but Ichigo was quite weathered afterwards.
So him and the boys decided to go for a nice and relaxing bath."
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Oh hey wiggles is probably gonna wind up eating the fully combined hogyouko now won't he?
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>>787365
So basically don't fuck with me I won't fuck with you?

Probably the best we can hope for really.
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>>787365
"Ah. I was going to ask if you needed a place to stay to avoid the fallout of 'turning traitor', but seeing as you seem intent on staying here and going through with whatever is planned for you. Well I suppose all I can say is good luck."
"...Christ redoing the logistics so your information is as outdated as possible is going to be a pain."
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You hum a bit before taking off to the hotspring.
"Hold on a minute, I want to do something first."

As you get to the bathing area you find the discarded clothes of the boys and you quickly look for Chads pants.
Quickly you retrieve the Hogyoku you hid in there and hold it in your open palm.
The small orb emits a soft humming noise as you get a sudden urge to take out the other that's on your person.
You hold out the two identical spheres next to one another and you can feel them being attracted to the other one, although weakly.

While you slowly let the two halves get closer to one another the sound and glow they emit grows increasingly more noticeable with every moment.
Normally you'd get wary of this but something compels you on a subconscious level to merge the two incomplete balls.
By the time they meet the Hogyoku is painfully easy to notice from anywhere within the huge subterranean hall.
You can hear faint noises from behind you that are probably the shouting of others but you don't care.
Surprisingly when you combine the two items both the sound and the light they emitted up until now suddenly vanishes as you are left with one, complete Hogyoku.

As you look behind your back you see everyones shocked expression.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
Ichigo shouts at you with only a towel wrapped around his waist.

You pocket the orb and stand upright before them.
"That was the thing that created this whole mess.
I took it away from Aizen after I beat him. Now I'll make sure that it doesn't fall into the wrong hands again."

"So what Kaizar? You gonna destroy it?"

"Either that or I'll put it in a place where nobody will find it, or if they do they won't be able to take it out."

Gin looks at you with an amused expression.
"I think I know what ye'r referring to... I like the idea."

Yoruichi sighs and shrugs.
"Whatever.
I guess it's yours since you are the one who took it from Aizen.
And at the very least it looks like that Uraharas got consumed or something."

"I'm surprised Yoruichi...
Are you sure you want to trust a hollow with this?"

"After hearing what Gin said about you?
Let's just say that it'd be easier to pick worse people to leave it with so..."

"Don't misuse it and we won't have a problem?"

"Something like that."

"Noted..."
You take a good long look at the kids and finally speak up.
"But I guess it's good that it got your attention.
Makes parting ways that much easier."

The teens all give you a surprised look.
"W-wait, what do you mean?
You're leaving?"
Tatsuki asks you.
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>>787414
...tatsuki you cannot POSSIBLY be this naive.
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>>787414
Invite them to a tour of vanaheim when things are settled and more stable.
I wanna see tourist chad
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>>787418
This
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>>787418
This please
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>>787417
She's completely out of her depth, it's understandable. And hey, Kaizar has been a decent friend so far to the kids. Don't judge.
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You nod.
"I should go. Staying in this place is quite risky for me.
Not only because of the sheer number of people who are after my head but also because I have to fight my urges to eat...
And I really didn't want to leave without saying farewell to you."

Kuchiki steps out of the crowd and does something you never would have expected.
She bows before you.
"Thank you very much for saving my life!
I know how much of a burden I was so please forgive me!"

You pat her head and give her a smile.
"That's what friends are for, aren't they?"
You look at all the others.
"Ichigo, Tatsuki, Chad, Orihime and even you Uryu.
It was fun while it lasted.
Now don't you dare go and get yourself in a mess like this again! You are still young so live as much as you can.
In turn I promise that I won't meddle in your affairs again."

Chad extends his arm and you shake it.
"Thank you Kaizar.''

"You are quite welcome."

You lightly tap the air and the Garganta unfolds before you once more.
On your way back you wave and signal Wiggles to come to you.
Sure enough the tiny creature jumps in at the last moment before you close the gateway.

Now all you have to decide is your destination.
>Go home at last.
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
>Other? (write-in)
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>>787429
>Go home at last.
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>>787429
>>Go home at last.
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>>787429
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business

Operation re-arm Yuzu is a go!
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>>787429
Vanaheim
We must secure the rock
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>>787429
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
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>>787429
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
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>>787429
>Karakura
Lets let our boss know we're okay and had to leave due to unforeseen circumstances.
Then
>Home
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>>787429
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
Even past any emotional connections, Ichigo has a LOT of potential, and fixing his sister's arm will make him a lot less likely to try and stab us in the future.
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>>787429
>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
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>>787429
>>Get back to Karakura town as you have some unfinished business
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Why are you niggas votig for karuka, where urahara is, when we have a full hogyoku and are weakened?
Reconsider. We can visit when it's safe and we're feeling better.
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>>787437
And thus the Loli Grim Reaper was born.
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>>787454
He doesn't know we have it.
Yoruichi is cool with us having it and he listens to her.
We have shit to do in town and have no intention of hassling him.
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>>787468
It's still a bad idea to take a risk when we could do the things we want to do there when we aren't so vulnerable.
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>>787471
>>787468
What about the fucking paradox?
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That's a win for Karakura town

>Writing
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>>787472
Paradox?
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>>787477
...Remember why the kiddies couldn't leave?
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There also is the chance to get information on the Kurosaki family that could benefit us. Like the source of his hollow powers etc
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>>787482
Oh yeah.
That means we REALLY shouldn't go to karakura.
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>>787429
>Go home at last.
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>>787482
Ah Christ.
Well clearly our best bet is to hang out with/train Yuzu.
Or just leave a note for Mrs. Unagiya, regrow Yuzu's arm and bail.
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>>787429
>Go home at last.
Secure the plotrock!
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I THINK spooky would tell us if the paradox was still a concern? But now I'm worrying.
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As you walk through the raging abyss you fiddle around with the Hogyoku, rolling it back and forth between your middle finger and thumb.
Wiggles looks at you with glee but you quickly shut him down.

"No, you can't eat it.
It's bad for you."
Rather than giving him the orb you let him nibble on your finger.

Upon stepping out of the Garganta you see the familiar sight of Karakura town spread out before you.
After closing your eyes you activate your pesquĆ­sa to pinpoint the location of all the kids currently in the town.
"They're at the Urahara shop...
That means I'm probably there as well. Good."

You have many things on your list of stuff to do so you'll deal with the simple ones first.
On your way to the Unagiya shop you quickly borrow a shark tooth necklace permanently from a guy selling overpriced tourist bait.
"Tia will love this."

A quick scan of the house reveals that nobody is currently inside.
All the better for you.
You try your best to write an apology to Ikumi in which you explain why you had to leave at a short notice and mail it to her alongside all your money so she gets it when you leave for Soul Society.

When the deed is done you go to the one place you haven't been to up until now.
The Kurosaki clinic looks as average as always and you feel all four members of the household inside.
Using your pesquĆ­sa you quickly identify the room that you were looking for and climb up to the window.

As you open the window Kurosaki Yuzu looks at you clearly scared.
"W-who are you?
How did you get up here?"

"I'm Ichigos friend and I came to give him a gift.
I was hoping you could help me and give it to him."
In that moment Wiggles pops out of your pocket and in a moments notice all of the girls worries seemingly melt away.

Noticing this you give your pet to her and she starts laughing.
"Ahahaha he's all gooey!"

You hear a pair of footsteps quickly coming upstairs.
"Yuzu!
Are you making all this noise?"
The voice belongs to the mother of the household.

In response to it you quickly shoot a drop of mucus on the doorknob without letting the girl see it.
It didn't do much but it'll halt anyone who'd want to enter while you are busy.
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>>787549
>it'll halt anyone while we're busy.

Mom gonna burst through that door in a panic
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>>787549
This sounds downright rapey.
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While the girl giggles you slowly walk up to her.
"That's just my pet.
It's not the gift I spoke of."
You reach out with an open palm to her.
"May I see your hand?"

She shows you her hand and you frown a bit.
"The other one if you would."

She's a bit hesitant at first but she shows you her stump.
It's obvious that her entire forearm and even a small chunk of her upper arm is missing.
With one quick but certain move you pull out the needle holding the sleeve of her school uniform together.

You see that she is about to let out a scream or a loud gasp so you poke her forehead and send a tiny amount of reiatsu directly at her.
Not enough to knock her out or harm her but enough to make her docile.
With a swift motion you smear some of your goo on her arm and step back.

She finally snaps out of her stance and tries to shout but then a tingling sensation in her arm catches her attention.
In a moment a brand new arm sprouts from her stump.
Although you see that it has heavily atrophied muscles it's otherwise fine.

This time she actually shrieks and you hear her mother banging on the door.
"YUZU! YUZU!
WHAT'S WRONG?!"

You suspect she'll soon bust open the door.

Do you?
>Stay
>Leave
>Other? (write-in)
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>>787572
>Leave
Kaizar is many things, but he knows you do NOT fuck with an angry woman.
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>Leave
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>>787572
>Leave
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>>787572
>LEAVE
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>>787572
>>Leave
Obviously, we get Wiggles back.
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>>787572
>Leave
Take the goo out of the door on the way out so they don't break it and blame us
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>>787572
>Leave

You're welcome.
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>>787572
>Leave
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>>787572
>Leave
>Gentlemanly bow from Garganta as it closes.
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>>787572
>Flee
>wave from the gargant
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>>787572
Hopefully we used enough so the Eihernjahr help her rebuild it.
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>>787572
>>Leave
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>>787572
>leave
>go home
>secure plot rock
We need to lock that shit down as soon as possible.
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>Writing
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>>787572
>Leave
"You shall always fondly remember this day as the day you were saved by the legendary Captain Wiggles! And his first mate Kaizar Soiz!"
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>>787659
God fucking dammit there go my sides.
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>>787644
Everyone's face when they realize I voted for Karakura because I was intending to use the Dongai fuckery Aizen pulled to fix up Yuzu before we left like initally discussed.

And for Kaizar to get a few stress free days with family before the whole SS news and Luppi showed up just in case they tried anything.
Also for the look on Luppi's face when we beat him and the others back by a mile.
let's face it, no one cares
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>>787666
>not to go back and steal an extra Urahara brand hat
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>>787681
You make an excellent point.
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>>787681
I'd call a week off and getting to hassle Marr for being slow, Luppi and the others about falling for the old "30% power clone trick" to be more than enough reason.
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>>787699
That reminds me: Segunda Etappa's Fata Morgana might be cool as hell.
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>>787681
Damn, not even Satan can do temptation that good.

Alas securing the plot rock takes priority.

Side note, how badly do you think the SS is going to screw up the Aizen situation?

I know the Captains would be smart enough to kill him on site, but the new central whatever the fuck might want to pull some shit like they did with Marr and try to make an example out of the beanbag tumor.
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>>787724
I wonder if we would be forced to put him back together again(or at least with all his bits in the right place) when the super nazis attack.
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You quickly snatch Wiggles from the still shocked Yuzu and jump out the window and into the Garganta once more.
On your way you also dissolve the mucus keeping the door locked down.

"That's my gift.
Also if you'd be so kind as to tell Ichigo that he and his friends can come visit anytime would be very kind of you."
Just as you finish that sentence you bow exactly when Masaki Kurosaki finally barges into the room.
That pose of yours was the first and last thing she's seen you do that day.

As the portal closes you pet the head of Wiggles.
"That was a wild ride.
Do you agree?"

"Squee!"

The walk back home was uneventful and just as the Garganta opens up before you the familiar, reishi filled air hits your nose.
"Ah...
That's better."

The familiar blue forest spreads out before you and your first order of business is plucking one of the ripe fruits.
As the sweet and faintly sour juice trickles down your throat you feel refreshed and your hunger subsides.
After swallowing it down the fruit lets out a myriad of flavors while it slides down your throat.

While savoring the fruit you see a few hollows and arrancars waving to you.
After a casual wave to the locals you begin walking home.

Oddly enough you don't see anyone familiar while walking to your house.
Slowly you open up the door and announce your presence.
"I'm home!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6LCykRfXL8

Harribel looks up from her book.
"Welcome home Dear."

Quickly you sit down in front of her and give your wife an odd look.
"I go away for so long and this is the welcome I get?
I'm offended!"

She closes her book and puts her elbows on the table to support her head with her arms.
"Okay then...
What would suffice as a proper greeting Mr Drama queen?"

You smile at her and kiss her after standing up from your chair.
"Something like this."

Her eyes shine brightly as you gaze into them.
After that she hugs you tightly.
"Welcome home."

You part from her and sit back to your chair.
"So... what did I miss?"

"Not much.
Dante decided to turn your absence into a holiday and we held a fiesta for five straight days."

"You're kidding..."

She chuckles.
"No, I'm not.
We even made it mandatory to wear Cordovan style hats."

"And you allowed that?"

"His first suggestion was that all females should wear flamenco dresses."

"Strange..."
You muse.
"I thought you liked wearing skirts."

"Without you around? What's the point?"
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>>787733
But anon, we're the super nazi.
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>>787756
>Without you around whats the point

Boner and heart fighting for dominance. Halp.
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>>787756
Heh...hnnng....!
>>787771
Just let it happen anon. Just let it happen, don't worry about specifics.
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>>787756
Dante truly is best grandchild.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyypma2VqWE

But after you laugh for a bit Tia suddenly changes her expression.
"What?"
You ask her.

"Well...
Actually things are not quite that good anymore.
We received some interesting news regarding Aizen..."

"Ah so those two arrived safely.
Where are they?"

"The Exequias put them in custody for the time being.
While I enjoyed what they said immensely it stirred up quite a lot of trouble.
Many people started spreading the information and things aren't looking good.
The civilians are anxious. They want to know whether the news of Aizens defeat are true or not."

"So... the tension is rising between the loyalists and the separatists?"

"Yes...
So? Is it true?
Is Aizen no more?"

"Well... he's not dead but he's the only one that regrets that."

"So it's over? Just like that?
We planned so much for nothing?"

"We had to be prepared...
But yes, it turned out to be pointless.
And while we are at it I have other news as well. Those two aren't the only newcomers to Vanaheim."

"Someone came with you?"

"No. He'll come on his own but he can't be far away now.
And you won't believe who it is.
It's Marr."

Harribels eyes go wide.
"But- That can't be.
He's dead!"

"He got reincarnated in the Soul Society.
Apparently he stirred just as much shit there as he did here so they imprisoned him.
I broke him out and turned him into an arrancar once more.
He proved to be vital for taking out Aizen."

"And he's coming here?!"

"He seems to have calmed down since then.
And he lost the majority of his power.
But that means we have not one but two additional allies if we count Wang Lan."

You grab the hand of your wife.
"Tia... I also have to tell you something.
Something important:"
You breathe deeply.
"I...
I met my former wife and my son on the other side as well."

Her eye go wide as she understands just what that meant to you.
She puts a hand on your cheek albeit slowly.
"Kaizar..."

You take comfort in her touch and draw strength from it.
"I... I felt so lost. So alone."
You grab her hand.
"But I'm finally home."

"Idiot..."
She moves your hand over her heart.
You feel every one of her heartbeats. And you also feel that while you don't necessarily have a heart your pulse is still synchronized with hers.
"You're never alone."

It feels like it has been an eternity since the last time you could smile without a care in the world.
But now as your wife is before you all of your worries simply melt away.

"Anyway...
We should start sorting out this mess."

How would you like to diffuse the situation in Vanaheim.
>Go and take out the loyalist leaders now.
>Visit the Exequias and let out the two arrancars
>Find Wang Lan and tell her the news.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>787855
>Find Wang Lan and tell her the news.
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>>787855
>Go and take out the loyalist leaders now.
>Have a runner sent to Wang Lan, Tell her to get dressed up.
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>>787845
I know right, we're stuck dealing with Aizen's sorry ass and he makes it all Book of Life in this bitch.
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>>787855
>Visit the Exequias and let out the two arrancars.
>Go and take out the loyalist leaders now.
Also the write in here >>787863 but don't tell her why.
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>>787855
>Go and take out the loyalist leaders now.
>Have a runner sent to Wang Lan, Tell her to get dressed up.
>Give Tia the necklace
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>>787855
>Visit the Exequias and let out the two arrancars
No bold move yet
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>>787855
>Find Wang Lan and tell her the news.
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>>787855
>Visit the Exequias and let out the two arrancars
>Marshal rebel forces and attempt to talk down loyalist leaders
>Send a runner to Wang Lan
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>>787874
>>787861
You guys know Marr will be felt by her coming right or at the very least kick in her door when he gets back. No need to do anything more then tell her to get pretty while we have to deal with the literal rebellion brewing.
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>>787880
Yup. Of course, the rebels are probably led by two priveron espada and maybe Ulquoria.
I seriously can't see Grimjow giving a shit if Aizen's already dead.
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>>787880
Marr doesn't actually have a large reiatsu at all
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>>787892
Man I bet nel is partially behind this, that would be a shit and a half.
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>>787892
>>787913
Nel and Grimjow i honestly bet are behind this. Time to kill the traitors.

>>787911
I said felt, his not very sneaky at all and I bet he'll be bitching for food once he arrives anyway.
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>Writing
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>>787925
>I bet he'll be bitching for food once he arrives anyway.
Too bad he hates Idun fruit. If only we had some kind of meat farm. Something good tasting like Shinigami but rapidly regenerating so it can't be exhausted
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>>787950
OK I laughed.
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>>787950
He would eventually run out of spiritual power and die.
Like he's probably hoping will happen sooner rather than later right now.
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>>787977
What if we took small aizen chunks, buried them in the ground, and then slept on that ground?

Could we grow keikaku trees?
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>>787987
Okay, you got me, I laughed
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You let go of your wife at last and adjust your clothing so they look properly.
"Okay. Let's do this."

"After you."

But as you are about to step out something pops into your mind.
"Oh... I almost forgot."
You begin rummaging in your pocket and retrieve the necklace you got for Tia.
"I don't know when will I have the chance to do this so I'm giving it to you now.
You put the shark tooth necklace in her hand.
"A little souvenir from the living world.
Hope you like it."

She looks at it for a moment then puts it on.
"It's lovely but...
Couldn't you think of something more creative?"

You look at her with your most deadpan expression.
As she chuckles at you however Captain Wiggles peeks out of your pocket and smiles at her.
She looks at him in confusion.
"Erm Kaizar... You got something there."

"His name is Captain Wiggles and he's my new pet.
And if you call me unimaginative again then my only retort is: Fuck you."

As she recovers from her confusion she walks past you and brushes her hair so it flows right in your face.
"Now now... That comes later."

You follow her out the door and pick up her pace.
As you pat the head of Wiggles you speak up.
"Okay. I have a plan."

"That's reassuring.
What is it?"

"We go to the Exequias HQ and ask Alistair to let the two arrancar out."

"And then?"

"We tell someone to notify Wang Lan and then we use those two arrancars to calm down the loyalist members of the populace."

"And you think they'll comply?"

"One of them will.
He willingly turned sides when he saw Aizen losing.
If he reveals to the civilians just how little Aizen cared about them then they'll be pacified."

"And while that charade is going on we deal with the actual danger.
The loyal Espada members."

"Precisely.
Now I need you to go and get my grandson."

"What should I tell him?"

"Just that it's time."
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>>788047
>its time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU
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>>788047
>"Now now... That comes later."
>Hnnnnng
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>>788047
>"Precisely.
>Now I need you to go and get my grandson."
>"What should I tell him?"
>"Just that it's time."
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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Afterwards you split up with Harribel and went straight to the Exequias.
As you enter through the front door you see Starrk with an eye mask on his face that has a pair of open eyes doodled on it.
He is snoring loudly and you clearly see drool trickling down his face.

You don't even bother trying to wake him up as the liquor bottle is plainly in sight on his desk.
So instead you call out to someone more responsible.
"Lilynette!"

You hear a loud bang and see the table moving a bit.
She crawls out from under there with a Rubiks cube in her hand while scratching her head with the other.
"Owowowowow...
Oh it's just you Kaizar. 'Sup?"

"Nice toy.
Did you ask Yata to make it?"

"Yeah but I can't fuckin' solve it!
That fuck must have made it so this shit changes colors randomly!"

"I wouldn't put it past him.
Is Alistair in his office?"

"Oh yeah.
He's drowning in paperwork."

"How come?"

"Complaints. Shit's getting tense."

"Well I guess I should go and fix it then.
Good luck with your puzzle."

You leave the girl alone and make your way to Alistair who is sitting behind a literal wall of letters.
But the only sort of work he's doing is folding them up and lighting them on fire.

"Busy day I see."

"Oh shi-"
He almost falls over his own chair in surprise.
"Jesus fuckin' Christ mate. Don't do that to me or I'll get a heart attack!"

"That's quite a feat without one."

"You know what I mean ya' wanker.
Anyway what's up? How was your vacation?"

"Apparently I did more work then everyone in Vanaheim combined.
Some vacation that was.
In any case I just want to free those two arrancars in your basement."

"Oh shit!
So it's true then? That cocksucker is dead?"

"He most certainly wishes he was."

"Capital!"
Alistair then pulls out a drawer and tosses you a key from it.
"Take it, they are yours."

"Thanks.
Oh and one more thing."

"Huh?"

"Send someone to Wang Lan and tell her that the Primera and Segunda Espada both send her an order.
She should clean herself and get dressed. And no questions asked."

Alistair shrugs.
"Okay then."
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...wait has wang lan become a neet?
Did she make yata invent video games?
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>>788122
well less Neet and more Window, Since Marr died she just stopped functioning altogether.
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As you make your way down to the holding cells you find them empty.
These cells are only meant to temporarily hold those that broke the law and await processing so they are almost never full.
You go ahead and find Luppi and Menoly in the first cell and you start opening the door to them.

They both look at you in surprise and Luppi speaks up.
"Oh my...
Are we getting freed?
How kind of you."

"I have a job for you."

"Oh?
I don't remember ever agreeing working for you."

"Do this and I'll let you either go away freely or allow you to take up residence.
It's your choice.
But I need you to calm down the public."

"And how exactly do you think I can do that?"

"Just tell them the truth.
How Aizen was a selfish bastard who would have killed all of them without hesitation if it meant he achieved his goals."
You look at Menoly who is still a bit shaken.
"Hey... Are you alright?"

"Huh? Me?
I- I don't know."

"If you don't feel well you can stay here and rest."

"N-no... I want to tell them the truth... I think."

"What truth?"

"What he did to us. To me. To Loly.
She became obsessed with him. He... he used her.
Like some sort of object! And he made me watch! And as Loly got more deranged she became more and more abusive.
We used to be friends! But then? S-she abused me! She subjugated me! She made me feel inferior!
THAT BITCH! I HOPE YOU ARE ROTTING IN HELL!"

You put a hand on her shoulder.
"Hey. Take it easy.
Deep breaths."

She inhales a few times before resuming.
"I-I think I'm better now. I needed that."

"So are you willing to help me?
I'll be in your debt."

"Y-yeah...
Luppi?"

"Huh?"

"Thanks for rebelling.
I don't think I could have done it alone."

Now that this is sorted you can focus on what's important.
Taking out the big guns.
Now choose a target.

>Ulqiorra
>Grimmjow
>The Privaron Espada
>Other? (write-in)
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>>788151
>>The Privaron Espada
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>>788151
>Ulqiorra

He is the strongest out of them all, I'm sorry Sadbat but you're first to go. Dante or Spoony can handle Grimmjow if he gets uppity.
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>Ulqiorra
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>>788151
>Ulquiorra
Man this is a pain but, big damage dealers first.
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>>788151
>>Ulqiorra
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>>788165
can we at least try to sway him to our side?
Fuck. We should rest, we're still tired from fucking with Aizen
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>>788182
It depends on where he is currently, if his in Aizens camp we have to act. Rebellion is something that can grow out of hands quickly if you don't apply too much pressure quick enough.
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>>788151
>Ulqiorra
He's the only one who really matters. Us, Tia and Stark should be more than a match for him. Spoony and Jarhead can deal with Grimmjow. No 8, 9 and 10 can team up with Afro and deal with the two rebellious Privaron. Overwhelming force at every point of contact and both grandkid and Marr are in reserve if anyone else does something stupid.
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>Writing
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>>788151
>Ulqiorra

Let's see if we can at least talk him out of being stupid.

Hate to have to give Sadbat Cancer.

Wait, can we even give him cancer, he regenerates like a mother fucker, he might just tear out the infected part to fast for it to spread then heal up the chunk/limb.
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>>788238
technically cancer might be more effective on him due to the regen, once his cells go cancerous they still have the stupid regen rate, they just make useless flesh masses instead of functioning body tissue
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>>788238
cancer i imagine works double time on super healing.
its the deadpool method anon.
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>>788238
Either way, he can't heal vital organs, so if we get those he's toast.
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Dante is currently taking a casual stroll down one of the alleyways of Vanaheim.
He knows every nook and cranny of the city like the back of his hands.
Either he set up a grandiose trap for an unsuspecting victim or hid himself or something almost as valuable in every place imaginable.
Even without knowing where the thing he's looking for is he knows how to find it.

As his coat is flapping in the wind he begins humming to himself to the rhythm of his own steps and gradually picks up the pace.
He skips and spins on his little walk giving quite a whimsical sight to anyone who might be looking.
To the uninitiated he might seem like a fool but to the citizens of Vanaheim there's nothing more nerve wrecking than seeing or hearing the approach of Dane, especially if he's in such a good mood.

With a final step he gets out of the tight alleys and to the open streets.
These typically busy places are now so desolate it's worrying.
The only thing missing from this picture is a tumbleweed passing by.

But as Dante looks around he begins to whistle.
"Well it looks like I found you.
And at the first try too! Sometimes I amaze even myself."

"Dante..."
Neliel speaks with a grim expression.
"I imagine your grandfather ordered you to join in on this mess.
He really has no shame. Making me fight my own godchild."

He brushes some dust off his pants before speaking up.
"That's where you are wrong.
I mean you know me right? I never listen to orders nor can I be persuaded.
All the old man did was passing me a note saying that he's doing what he's been planning for a while now.
I decided to come here on my own volition."

Neliel draws her sword and Dante pulls his massive claymore off his back.
"So you are determined to fight me Dante."

"No Neliel.
I'm determined to stop you from doing something stupid.
Because only I can do this."

Nel smiles at this.
"I was hoping that you'd take something seriously one day.
Now I wish I didn't."

"Pffft.
What did you expect? I was always a disappointment!"
He then charged Neliel.
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And that's where I'll be ending today.

Tomorrow we resume with the fight.
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>>788295
you're a fucking whore Spooky, That's not cool. But thanks for the run.
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>>788295
Thanks corn running spook.
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>>788295
Thanks for the run!
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>>788287
I KNEW IT, I KNEW SHE WAS A TRAITOROUS SHIT!
I CALLED IT MANY THREADS AGO! NONE OF YOU BELIEVED BUT IT WAS TRUE!
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>>788295
Thanks Spooky.
Looks like things are heating up again
>Inb4 Dante just lolifies her.
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>>788315
No one doubted who's side she was on, just how deep that went.
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>>788287
Nel is a stupid shit. All the loyalists are.
Aizen is out of the picture. Guaranteed to get killed off in a few hours. They're being loyal to a sack of meat that was once aizen, of which the meat sack will be placed into a big furnace soon.
I cannot fathom why they want to remain loyal to a war that isn't going to happen without the head honcho who bullied everyone into it. Nel makes me want to shit fury on everyone.
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>>788328
no most anons specifically thought she was some unwitting pawn, not full on traitor. i feel bad about her fraccion.
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>>788342
i feel like the best thing to do at this point is make a point as to why hollows should be scared shitless of us, it legitimately seems several decades of us not shitstomping retards has made them forget kaizar is a legitimately scary ass motherfucker.
i'm down for spreading the love that is our second release, then they too can be like their master, useless and eternally sad!
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>>788347
I wonder what their thoughts about this are anyway.
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>>788370
I'm not surprised, but I think its a terrible butchering of her character that's been apparent for a while now.
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>>788347
Most of us knew she was a tratior all this time mate, I just expected us to kill her not Dante.
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>>788342
>>788328
>>788315

Um, Anon's?

As far as Nel probably knows, Aizen is still alive.

She just sees this as Kaizar cleaning house as it were, and possibly preparing for Aizen's assault.

She wouldn't believe Luppi, because for as she knows that's just someone Kaizar threatened or coerced into telling everyone that Aizen got his ass handed to him on a gold engraved platter.

It would be like Aizen showing up and telling everyone we're dead. Spoony or Yata wouldn't believe that shit for a second unless they saw a body.

If Nel's gonna stop being 'Muh Samurai Level Loyalty' she's gonna have to see some kind of proof that what we did actually happened and the announcement wasn't a load of bullshit to smoke out the loyalists.
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>>788413
we could always throw her through the garganta and point at aizens retarded ass.
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>>788426
>Then she suicides trying to save the now literally oversized sack of shit.
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>>788438
better then needing to murder her ass i imagine.
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>choosing between a guy who made you look human and the guy who has ensured that you could have humanity and she chooses the appearance

If she wasn't so stupid I would be confused. I wonder how she would feel if she had to fuck off and not have the fruit any more how long would it take her to become a monster inside again. Too bad arrancar can't revert, it would be poetic justice for her to do so.
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>>788047
>Kaizar, now is not the time to fuck.
>That comes later!
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>>788521
thats because nel is literally retarded.
i legit hope she beats dante up, leaves him alone after that fact, confronts kaizar and gets destroyed. Fuck shes just god damn terrible.
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>>788793
>An adjuchas arrancar beating up someone on the same tier as vasto arrancars
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>>788979
>blah blah decades of training blah blah secret Aizen granted segunda blah blah Dante holding back

>but then we learn Aizen had a kid with some arrancar bitch and suddenly featuring Virgil from the Devil May Cry series
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>>789004
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>>789004
Well it's either Nel, Loly or Aimee in that case.
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>>789188
None of those are bad options. Aimee was rather attractive when she wasn't in her beefmodo release.
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>>789252
I really did hope we could have buried the hatchet a while ago.
She's make for an okay field officer in a
"If I show cowardice the morale officer is going to cap me in the back of the head as an example." Sort of way.
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>>789252
then again back when folks were serious about waifuing she was my pick because I figured more screen-time and company could help her become something besides "just a berserker", then Sharktits showed up. Not that I have issues with her, I think Sharktits is about as good as we could ask for. I was mostly hoping to get OC!Sharktits some motivation outside of "fuck shit up"
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>>789405
Let me just say the other option at the time was Nel.
This was pre-Harribel.
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>>789348
Isn't that just standard officer behavior in a hollow military?
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>>789675
I think they eat rather than shoot them.
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Just to remind everyone, who and what were loyalists and who were rebels? I remember Nel having a large hand in running Vanahiem and the Exequias in their infancy and I'm getting worried about a 1/3rd-2/3rd split in loyalty between the population tearing Vanahiem apart.
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>>789861
Stark could probably partially remove his cloak and his Reia alone would knock them unconscious. Or at the very least make all of them be too uncomfortable to move or fight.
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>>789861
Nel, Grimmjow, Ulq and 2 of the priveron are loyalists. Everyone else wants Aizen's head on a pike.
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>>789675
Probably, but ideally typically tempered a bit more than Aimee's initial zeal for it.

Still I feel like she's do alright in that regard as a field officer if anybody bothered to put time in with training.
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Dante and Neliel clash in fierce, pitched combat.
As Nel swings her katana Dante swiftly parries her attack with a claymore about equal to him in size.
Despite the large and cumbersome weapon the boy manages to block or deflect any and all attacks that come in his way.
Nel picks up the pace and unleashes a barrage of quick thrusts on her opponent.
With equal amounts of bravado and grace Dante manages to flawlessly defend himself.
In response to this Neliel jumps back and fires a cero at him only to have the delinquent swiftly cut it in half.

She assumes a more relaxed stance as the two halves of her attack explode behind her target.
"You... you haven't even used any tricks yet.
So why? Why am I incapable of hitting you?
When did you get so skilled?"

Dante lets his weapon rest on his shoulder before replying with a smirk.
"What do you mean when?
I was always this good, I just never felt the need to get serious."

"I see.
So you are set on following Kaizar with his foolish rebellion.
But I must remind you that the man you are fighting against is the reason why you are here in the first place."

"Hah! That's a good one!
I'm fairly certain that you are the one who has her priorities messed up Nel.
If I had to choose between two guys to follow then I'd go for the one who doesn't show up just once in a blue moon!
And it's thanks to my grandpa that I'm here, not some asshole with a lot of hair gel."

Nel sighs.
"I see...
So you are dead set on following through with this."
She raises her sword in a vertical position in front of her.
"In that case I hope you are prepared to give it your all Dante.
Declare: Gamuza!"

In that instant Nel assumes her true form and Dante drops his sword.
"Hit me with your best shot!
I won't move an inch!"
He welcomes her attack with open arms.

She pulls back her lance and shouts.
"Lanzador Verde!"
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Her weapon flies out of her hand and begins spinning uncontrollably.
As it flies it hits Dante square in the chest and drills deep into his torso.
The spinning slowly stops and the lance ceases moving.

With half of the lance protruding from his back Dante grabs the handle of the lance.
"Told you I wouldn't move an inch!"
He says so with a grin and true to his word the weapon couldn't even push him back an inch.

With one quick motion he frees the weapon from his chest and drops it to the ground.
Although he is spitting up a bit of blood and his breathing is irregular it doesn't look like the attack did any serious damage.
He pulls his sword free from the ground and slowly shambles towards Neliel.
The green haired arrancars eyes go wide with fear.

She begins muttering something with trembling lips and her legs give out shortly afterwards.
Now Dante is standing over her triumphantly and his eyes convey only malice.

An angry shout is followed by a rather large eruption of reiatsu in the shape of red lightning signals Dantes transformation.
His form although humanoid doesn't look human at all.

Neliel could hear some sort of groveling noise as he exhaled and raised his sword.
She sees Dante collecting reishi around his blade and condensing it into a Cero.
The chaotic energies swirl violently around his blade and he swings no less than 3 times.
Each strike is accompanied by a hellish scream of exertion.
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When he is done the boys form reverts to normal and he lets his weapon rest on his shoulder as he casually walks away.
Neliels heart is filled to the brim with fear as she observes the 3 chasms that were carved in the ground around her in the form of a triangle.
Every single one of those attacks could have finished her off judging by the sheer depth of the carvings and yet the boy didn't kill him.

Dante smears the sweat from his forehead and exhales with relief.
"Phew glad that that's over!"

"W-why?"

"Silly Nel.
I did it 'cause I love you. We all do.
Now please don't do anything stupid and let your friends make things good again. Okay?"
He extends his palm and looks up at the sky.
"You should also go home before you get drenched by this rain..."

Neliel looks up.
"What are you talk-"
She was about to say that it never rains in Hueco Mundo but she stops speaking after a loud gasp.

"Yeap...
It's definitely raining..."
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You've decided about going after the most powerful member of the loyalist hollows, Ulquiorra.
It was a simple matter as he never bothers to hide his spiritual pressure.

In the end you had to walk up to the top most level of the Northern Tower, one of the 4 circular towers located in each cardinal directions of Vanaheim.
These towers are all circular and have windows on all sides allowing sentries to not only keep watch over the surrounding area but giving them a good view of the city and the forest as well.

Ulquiorra is standing on the edge of the tower looking down at Vanaheim.
With the crescent moon and the stars lingering above you make your way to him.

"That's close enough."
You stop dead in your track about 15 meters from Ulquiorra.
"I suppose you came to start this little rebellion of yours."

"No."
You reply firmly and draw your sword.
"I came to end it."

>Try reasoning with him. (What do you want to say?)
>Ask him why is he so loyal
>"There's no point in talking with you." (Fight)
>Other? (write-in)
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>>792218
>Try reasoning with him. (Aizen saw us, one and all as tools to be used, then thrown away. We were expendable shock troops to him, to be put down once we outlived our usefulness. He was a jerk not only to us but all his allies and "freinds" too. Which is why he needed to be removed, we would never grow and thrive past murderous monsters with him pulling our strings. Now you can either cling to your stubborn loyalty to a broken and soon to be dead man, or you can try to help create something good and worthwhile here. Would you rather futilely try to fight the man who beat Aizen, or work towards a future to your liking?)
>Ask him why is he so loyal
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>>792218
>Try reasoning with him. (What do you want to say?)

"It's all over. Aizen, his plans, threat, is all over. There is no point in fighting amongst ourselves now. You don't want to fight either, do you?"
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>>792218
>Try reasoning with him. (What do you want to say?)
"Aizen is dead. And your second release, while slightly concearning is likely inferior to mine, given what I did to Aizen. Even if you do win
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>>792218
>>Ask him why is he so loyal
>>
>Writing
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"You have a lot of loyalty for someone who is dead."

"Whether Master Aizen is dead or not is irrelevant.
The fact of the matter is that you are opposing him, which makes you my enemy."

"But why are you so loyal?
Aizen saw us as nothing more than disposable tools.
You are not an exception to this.
Are you truly willing to fight and most likely die for a man who doesn't care for you?"

"Your words are no more than idle threats.
Given the information those two gave me you fought Master Aizen.
While I find it hard to believe it still stands for reason that you are in a weakened state.
And my loyalties are of no concern."

"I beg to differ."

"It seems that you don't understand Kaizar.
You are delusional.
We are worthless as hollows.
Every single hollow in this city should bow down and thank Master Aizen from the bottom of their heart for giving them purpose in life.
Take Wonderweiss for example. Aizen might have stripped him of everything but that act still pales in comparison to what he gave him.
Purpose.
Whether you win or fail here matters not Kaizar.
Even if I die here I'll die serving a purpose whereas if you live you'll lose the meaning of your life.
For the rest of your days you'll sit in your house slowly wasting away.
Without Aizen, your existence is meaningless."

You tighten your grip around your sword and grind your teeth in anger.
"Why did I expect anything else from some nihilistic bastard?"
With one swift motion you raise your blade.
"Just so you know Ulquiorra! I'll kill you painfully for that!
Not for insulting me or your stupid crap about the meaninglessness of life.
I'll cut off your head for daring to insult my family!
AND NOTHING! NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY WRATH! NOT EVEN YOUR WORTHLESS SECOND RELEASE!"
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>>792399
"Only a fool allows others to determine their purpose. It doesn't take a genius to know that the only person who's truly capable of giving their life purpose is themselves."
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Ulquiorra doesn't even react to your angry shouting.
"I see.
You're nothing more than trash it seems.
Only a fool would still try to fight me while knowing about my Segunda Etapa."

"OH?!
YOU THINK SO?!"
You give him a savage grin.
"Then take a closer look asshole!"
You point towards the city where you see several pillars of reiatsu erupting from various points in Vanaheim.
The reiatsu of Grimmjow, the Privaron Espada, Nnoitra, Aaroniero and Harribel can all be felt below.
"You die here Ulquiorra! Either by my hand or theirs!
But just so you know I'll annihilate you before they even get to see you!
Who knows maybe you'll be a less insufferable prick when you are reduced to the one thing you like.
Nothing!"

>Fight him as you are
>ResurreciĆ³n
>Segunda Etapa
>Other? (write-in)
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>>792443
>As you are
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>>792443
>ResurreciĆ³n
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>>792443
>Segunda Etapa
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>>792443
>Segunda Etapa
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Guys.
Why is everyone going the high energy consumption route when we are low on energy?
Just kill him before he gets to release his sword.
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>>792468
Well, we did get to eat. i assume we can finish it quickly enough like this.
When we offed Aizen, it was without a good meal for a while, and after a beatdown in which we used our second release anyways.
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>>792443
>>ResurreciĆ³n
>>
>Segunda Etapa
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>>792476
Just saying, not every fly needs the "grab a flamethrower, make sure it stops" treatment.
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>>792443
>>ResurreciĆ³n
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>>792495
His regen and speed might be a problem for landing a fatal blow, so im hedging bets on cancer.
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>>792443
>>Segunda Etapa
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>Writing

Also roll 3d10.
Best of 3

DC 17 Crit 23
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Rolled 7, 6, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>792528
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Rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13 (3d10)

>>792528
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Rolled 5, 6, 9 = 20 (3d10)

>>792528
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>>792443
>As you are
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"Prepare yourself!
MEND AND MAIN, BASILISCO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWnoJhBNF8

With a loud explosion you unleash your resurreciĆ³n and begin radiating with energy.
As you assume your true form you catch a glimpse of Ulquiorra who also drew his sword.
"Enclose, MurciƩlago!"

With a sudden surge of black reiatsu Ulquiorra releases his sword.
This form of his is quite reminiscent of a bat with a pair of black, leathery wings.
But you merely frown at this.

"I thought I told you!
This is where you die Ulquiorra.
So whip out that second resurreciĆ³n if you want to live!"

"You grossly over estimate your abilities Kaizar.
I studied you thoroughly and I can safely say that my powers are superior to yours.
Unlike you I'm most comfortable with long raged attacks.
All I have to do is stay at a safe distance from you and all your attacks become useless.
My Segunda Etapa is not needed."

"Is that so?!"

For the first time you actually see some changes in Ulquiorras expression.
As the second wave of reiatsu washes over him and he sees you transform his eyes go wide.
"You too?"

"Oh yes..."
You crouch down and put both your hands on the ground.
With your left foot placed behind you kick off from the ground and start running towards Ulquiorra.
"Let's go!"

As you get within arms reach you pull back your fist and throw a punch at Ulquiorra who hastily summons a lance made of green energy to block.
Your clash unleashes enough energy to send cracks all across the pillar on which you stand.
Using his wings your opponent flies high into the air after he disengages.

While you feel blood running down your forearm you also see a few crimson droplets trickle down Ulquiorras white garb.
"It seems I was wrong in underestimating you."
You see his arm sizzling and the wound disappears almost immediately.
"In that case..."

But with a quick sonĆ­do you get close to him and punch him right in the face.
"IN YOUR DREAMS!"
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The energy you focused into that punch was enough to violently burst forth and cause a series of explosions behind Ulquiorra.
As he is flung into this great expansion of heat his clothes and his skin get a bit singed as a result.
He quickly regains his composure just in time to block your follow-up attack.

To your surprise he keeps blocking your punches with his lance as he begins emitting huge amounts of reiatsu.
"Bastard!
You can transform while fighting?"

"Of course."

He gradually picks up the pace and soon enough the two of you are somewhat equal in terms of speed.
The energy he excretes is enough to disintegrate his clothes until the only thing that covers him up is the fur he got from going into his Segunda Etapa.
What's worse is that all the damage you inflicted on him is seemingly gone.

Seeing how pointless your current engagement is you jump back a bit to come up with something.
As Ulquiorra looks at you with his green and yellow eyes he speaks up.

"What's wrong?
Continue your assault.
I thought you were going to kill me..."

"Shut up!"

"You must have realized by now.
Not only do I possess a powerful HĆ­erro but I also kept my High-speed regeneration as well.
This means that not only is it difficult to inflict damage onto me but that it's ultimately pointless.
In the end all the minor wounds you inflict upon me vanish in mere moments.
And while your healing powers are also remarkable it has a glaring weakness as it's ultimately tied to many of your combat powers and you have to choose between offense or healing.
The fact of the matter is that you'll never beat me like-"

But before he could finish you fire off five LƔgrima at him.
To your surprise he uses his wings to deflect your projectiles.

"Sorry but I just had to shut you up.
But at least I figured out something."

"And what might that be?"

"You blocked.
If you were so invincible then you wouldn't need to block.
Your defense is not as flawless as you claim it to be."

You clench your fist as hard as you can in preparation for your next move.

>Keep fighting in melee range
>Start using projectiles
>Use your mucus based attacks
>Other? (write-in)
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>>792738
>>Use your mucus based attacks
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>Use your mucus based attacks
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>>792738
>Mucus attacks
Tie him down and clip his wings
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>>792738
Final solution his ass.
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>>792738
>Use your mucus based attacks
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>>792738
>Start using projectiles
How many flames are off?
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>>792771
none
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>>792738
>Use your mucus based attacks
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>>792738
>Use your mucus based attacks
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>>792738
>>Use your mucus based attacks
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>Writing

And again, roll 3d10
Best of 3
DC of 15 Crit is still 23
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Rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>792817
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Rolled 5, 10, 6 = 21 (3d10)

>>792817
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Rolled 5, 1, 1 = 7 (3d10)

>>792817
Crit please.
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Rolled 1, 8, 3 = 12 (3d10)

>>792817
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>>792823
Too close, anon
Too close
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>>792822
Thank the lawd.

>>792820
>>792823
you two should be ashamed of yourselves
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>>792828
Maybe I should stop.
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>Starrk is just napping during this
Gods be damned sheriff.
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>>792839
We really should've kicked the chair from under him all
>There's a rebellion! Go be an exequia damn it!
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>>792865
I hope he kinda just slaps hand-cuffs on Nel and anybody else who rebelled but survived. Showing up at the end. 'Did it boss'
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>>792871
He really does fit the lazy sheriff type doesn'T he?
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>>792871
Maybe we'll knock ulq out of the sky and he'll land near Starrk, startling and waking him up, making everyone nearby pass out from his startle-reiatsu burst.
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>>792839
>>792891
Now I can't stop imaging Rudborrn as the gungho Deputy trying to work his fruity friends into a tizzy at every opportunity.
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I wouldn't be suprised if Marr suddenly shows up
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>>792912
Personally I think he'll be too busy to help if he does, you know l, since DragonNeet is going to be breaking his pelvis.

Repeatedly.
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>>792912
Marr and Depression will be busy. Or Marr becomes Kenpachi with a fully grown woman hanging off him.

>>792891
>>792897
Too be fair. With his power, his earned that right.
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You loosen your grip and it becomes painfully visible what you had in mind.
Your hand starts to glisten with the excess mucus on it and you swing your hand in Ulquiorras direction.

Many small glistening bullets fly off towards your opponent, like iron pellets.
''Mercurio RƔfaga!"

In response to this Ulquiorra tries to block the pellets with his wing but he quickly finds himself overwhelmed with the sheer amount of power you threw at him and his wing collapses on him.
Seeing this you quickly use sonĆ­do in order to get around him but when you do he reacts to your movement immediately.

''Don't underestimate me!''

He turns around faster than you expected and he fires off a black cero towards you.
In response to that you gather up your mucus and focus your energy around it.

''Cero Absoluto!''
As the two blasts collide you quickly see that your attack is ineffective.
"What?!"

With a desperate dodge you avoid the ensuing destruction as the two ceros merge and explode.
You stand up quickly and look at Ulquiorra.

"My cero didn't work.
But last time I checked that wasn't the Grand Kings Flash."

"You are correct.
It's my own creation. The Cero Oscuras.
A blast so strong only one fit for the title of Espada could possess enough reiryoku in order to make one.
A Cero charged beyond it's critical point until it collapses on itself and begins absorbing light."

"A miniature black hole?!"

"Precisely.
But it's not as "stable" as you can see. It has a tendency of violently expelling all matter it absorbs in a violent explosion shortly after I fire it.
My Cero is on par with the ordinary Gran Rey Cero without that ridiculous requirement of mixing blood into it."

You crack a smile at that.
''Oh thank the Devil.
I was getting worried for a second.
But if it's just a Gran Rey Cero with a new coat of paint then it's nothing impressive."

''Please, you can't be so arrogant to believe you can stand up to my Cero Oscuras.''

Ulquiorra then begins charging another black cero but this time you don't have the luxury of dodging as the forest lies just behind you.
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>>792960
>Blood+Mucus=?
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>>792960
I KNEW IT
I KNEW ULQ WAS GONNA PULL A VEGETA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5TW1njkk52Q
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Why didn't you guys opt to vote for just stabbing him in the heart from the beginning?
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>>793048
Probably because people wanted to try beating the stupid out of sad bats first. Was a terrible idea desu.
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>>793048
Because he doesn't have one?
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>>793099
Then we just implant one of the ones we took from the dozens of malformed hearts growing across Aizen's body in him?
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As the Ulquiorra fires off the blast you have no choice but to stand your ground.
But rather than ramming your own cero against it once more or taking it you simply stand aside and open up one of your palms.
Your opponents eyes go wide as the blast hits your palm head on and it crawls to a halt.

Veins begin to bulge all across your arm as you exert as much power as you can muster until the entirety of the Cero Oscuras is neatly collected up in one place.
You tighten your grip around it and with a little bit of help from your own reiatsu form the Cero Oscuras into a perfect sphere.
Using your newfound ball you perform a few tricks by kicking it up a few times before kicking it high and then sending it right back at Ulquiorra by doing a scissor kick in the air.

He easily dodges the ball but the explosion still knocks him off balance which you fully intend on exploiting.
Using sonido you get close to him and attempt wrapping a thread around his neck.
Sadly he manages to alter his position in the air thanks to his wings so all you manage to do is wrap your wire around his arm.

"Tch.
Better than nothing I guess."

With a hard pull you tighten your garrote wire around his arm and cut it off.
Ulquiorra winces a bit and gains some distance from you.
He looks at his arm and after focusing his reiryoku a brand new limb sprouts out from his stump.
After giving it a few squeezes to test it out he begins speaking.

"You stopped my cero... with your bare hands?
It seems that I under estimated your abilities Kaizar.''
He puts his two hands together.
"However..."
As he pulls them apart green energy starts to gather in the form of a lance before him.
"I won't make the same mistake again.
Lanza del RelĆ”mpagĆ³!"

You ready yourself.
"And I won't position myself in a way that you can force me into taking your attack Ulquiorra!
So you'd better not miss with that, 'cause if you do I'll make you suffer for it!''

After a quick check you note that there are still 4 flames remaining on your body.
So you likely won't be able to stall for that long.
It's time to finish this.

>Make him regret summoning that lance
>It's for a proper cero
>Endlƶsung
>Other? (write-in)
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>>793133
>Make him regret summoning that lance
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>Make him regret summoning that lance
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>>793133
>>Endlƶsung
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>>793133
>>Make him regret summoning that lance
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>>793133
>Endlƶsung
If we pull the threads just right, we might be able to force him to impale himself on his own lance.
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>>793133
>Make him regret summoning that Lance.
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>>793133
>Endlƶsung
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>>793133
>>Make him regret summoning that lance
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>>793099
His lungs, then.
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Lance wins

>Writing

Roll 3d10
DC 15 Crit 19
Best of 3
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Rolled 6, 4, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>793248
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Rolled 5, 10, 2 = 17 (3d10)

>>793248
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Rolled 6, 1, 9 = 16 (3d10)

>>793248
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Rolled 8, 4, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>793248
FUCK YOUR LANCE
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Rolled 5, 8, 5 = 18 (3d10)

>>793248
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Next round, bite his arms off, ruin his wings and eat them in front of him?
Full assertion of dominance, no more fucking around.
At least that's what I'm thinking.
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>>793304
The ol' horsemask treatment, eh?
I approve.
Eat his limbs, remove his eyes, flay him until he stops regenerating. Break all his bones, smash his teeth out, rip out his tongue. Full brutality mode.
Just have to get him weak enough for it, really.
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>>793331
Nah, we're gonna give him a blast from the past

Rip off the arms and legs and eat them.
Then as they regrow, rip them off and eat them again.
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>>793331
That or
"Your master is gone. Your loyalty means nothing. I was always of a mind that people, hollows included give THEMSELVES meaning.
If you can't find that, then your life serves no purpose. Vengeance means nothing.
The only thing for you to do is die quietly."
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So who out of the loyalists are we gonna keep alive?

I already know Nel's getting a pass, she's our friend even if she made a really stupid decision.

I kinda want Bitch Cat to live as well, for no other reason than to bust him down a few pegs and rebuild him into a proper warrior.

Sad Bat's probably a lost cause, unfortunately.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xti_6Bzpa8A

"Kaizar...
I regret to inform you but your positioning doesn't matter anymore.
This lance has enough destructive power in it to annihilate the entire forest even if I miss you at this angle.
In all likelihood it'll wipe you out as well.
Farewell."

In that moment Ulquiorra threw his attack straight at you.
But rather than despairing over such a thing you remain calm and collected.
"Fool. Do you believe I didn't realize that already?"

As the lance flies at you so fast it became almost impossible to track it with your eyes you had to abandon your senses and rely solely on your mind.
Judging by the speed at which it traveled and it's angle you try desperately to calculate when and where it'll fly.

Your eyes snap open as the time comes and snatch the flying mass of energy from the air.
It carried so much power that stopping it almost dislocated your arm.
With an angry shout you twirl the attack between your fingers and throw it right back at the bat like arrancar.
All of this happened in mere moments.

Ulquiorra was so taken back by all this that by the time he got back to his senses he had his own creation protrude from his stomach.
Since you threw the lance with all your might it managed to pick up and carry its creator far into the sky until it finally detonated in an eye shaped explosion.
While the eruption happened so far away that it meant no threat to Vanaheim the shockwave it created managed to make the earth rumble and the trees shake.


With heavy breathing both your Segunda Etapa and ResurreciĆ³n end as you watch that solitary black spot that is probably Ulquiorra slowly crash into the ground below.

You look down from the top of the tower and sigh.
"I can hardly stand...
There's no way I'm taking the stairs."
Throwing caution to the wind you merely took a step forward and fell down with as much grace as you could muster in such an exhausted state.
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>>793392
Bitch cat might be theoretically salvageable but depending it might well be better to just slam his head into a rock until it cracks.
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>>793411
>tfw hit the ground and everybody thinks we're dead
>fighting stops all across the place as they think the loyalists won
>tfw you wake up to find out this was all a dream.
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>>793431
>Implying Tia would be fine with the loyalists winning
>Implying she wouldn't boil them alive
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>>793459
>From the inside out.
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>>793459
>She thinks we're dead
>She reaches a third level of evolution that surpasses Sad-Bat and us.
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>>793485
>>793488
>Tia Harribel achieves Segunda Etappa due to a misunderstanding
So...what?
Just flat out "Is it water or contains water? That's mine now."
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>>793526
You know how she controls water in all three states?

Well she gains control of the atomic particles that make it up. So hydrogen and oxygen at an atomic level. So she can split hydrogen atoms. She's a walking nuke.
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>>793526
More like total control of anything that's water, including the body. You could theoretically break the cohesion of every molecule in her body and she'd either reform herself or body jack and morph you to do the same thing.
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>>793551
That sounds absolutely insane.
I love it
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When you landed you did with a loud crash and a storm of dust.
Not wasting your precious time you quickly made your way where Ulquiorra fell.

What you see when you get there is your adversary in a few feet deep crater.
A large chunk of his side is gone but he's still conscious.
Without his liver and only one kidney you don't think he'll last too long in that state.

He looks at you with the same dull expression and speaks.
"So...
You've come to finish what you've started?
I suppose you'll publicly execute me to prove a point?
How pointless."

Just as you are about to speak up you feel several presences coming to your location.
"Yo... Kaizar...
So you're done as well?"
Nnoitora comes up to you while dragging Grimmjow by his hair.

"Nice scars."
You compliment his new wound that he probably got from Grimmjow.
Now he looks like some wild animal with massive claws almost tore his right side apart.

"Thanks.
My bitch here actually managed to give these pretty kick-ass wounds with his final technique.
I think I'll keep these."

"Did he manage to actually penetrate your HĆ­erro in your ResurreciĆ³n?"

"Who said anything about releasing my zanpakuto?"

In that moment you feel the other presence arriving to your location.
"That was a lot of unnecessary risk for the sake of bravado Nnoitora.
I hope that in the future you'll put the mission before your personal gains."
Aaroniero chastises Nnoitora as he arrives with a band of arrancars tied up behind him.

"Don't give me that shit Jarhead!
I at least did something while you were dicking around with shitty little Privaron back there!"

"They were rallying the other hollows. They had to be put down."
He then tugs on his rope and Aimee alongside Esca and Amas follow his command.
"So Kaizar... What do we do about these?
Ulquiorra is practically dead as he can't regenerate his organs."

>Make an example out of Ulquiorra
>Give him a quick death
>Let him die slowly and painfully

Also, what do you do about the others?
>Write-in
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>>793586

>Make an example out of Ulquiorra
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>>793586
>>Give him a quick death

>Give them a choice, either live peacefully and stop following Aizen the jackass, or die.
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>>793586
>>Give him a quick death
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>>793586
>Give him a quick death
Not even worth making an example out of. Just erase their existence from history
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>>793586
>Quick death
Not worth extra effort.
>Others
These though might be worth keeping.
The rest of you, there going to be any more trouble out of you?
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>>793586
>"Tell, you what, tell me how you achieved your second release and I'll let you die quick. Me and Aaroniero used different methods, so I'd prefer a third opinion."
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>>793592
this
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>>793586
>heal him: time to give you new purpose sadbat
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>>793586
Side note.
We could regen Ulquiorra ourselves if he swears fealty.
Thoughts?
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>>793586
>Give him a quick death
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>>793586
Give ulquiorra the choice of dying now, with his current ideals, or abandoning aizen and his madness by swearing peace and being healed by us. Tell him that he needs to be the one to choose his purpose.
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>>793628
He's usefull enough, and we need strong bodies vs the SS and quincies
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>>793586
>Give him a quick death
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>>793608
>>793586
Changing to
>Heal Sadbat
"It wasn't my intention to kill you you idiot."
"It's time you find your own purpose instead of what's just given. If you need one so badly then borrow mine; help me protect this place until you find your own."
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>>793628
i like it.
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>>793619
I'd love too, but I doubt we'd be able to trust this fucker with anything.

Let's just give this nihlistic fool the end he so desperately craves.
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>>793628
im ok with this
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>>793628
>>793586
>>793589
Voting and changing to healing if he swears loyality.
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>>793654
That is so fucking stupid.
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>>793685
Very rude, anon.
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>>793685
You have seen the writing in Bleach right?
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Killing wins but barely.

>Writing
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>>793702
Ffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>793685
You have READ bleach's writing haven't you? That's honestly better than the vast majority of the source material.
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>>793706
Well there go my dreams of our first order being to "Find some Fraccionnes you actually like"
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>>793692
I don't care if it's rude, healing your enemy is stupid.
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>>793706
Don't worry, he'll just get reincarnated.

Maybe he'll be happier as a shinigami.
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You look at the beaten arrancars with merciless eyes.
"Are we going to have trouble with you?"
Your murderous intent is practically visible and it makes the 3 sweat profusely.

They lower their heads meekly and mutter a "no".
You look at Aaroniero and give the order.
"Give them to the exequias for processing until we stabilize things.
When all is said and done you return to Tres Cifras and stay there, you got that?"
They nod in agreement.
"Good."

Then you turn your attention to Nnoitra.
"He's a different deal altogether.
As an Espada his crimes are more severe.
What do you think?"

"Heh... I always wanted to commit regicide...
Buuut I think I'll just make him a fracciĆ³n. Add insult to injury."

"Do you accept the responsibility that comes with him?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Then take him to the Exequias as well.
They'll patch him up."

"Roger."

You take a few steps towards Ulquiorra whose wounds are slowly mending but you see that he's still dying.
"Now only you remain."

"W-what about Neliel?"

"She was the first one we dealt with.
You are alone."

"I see."
He mutters quietly.
"Forgive me."

"Now before I pass judgment on you I have but one question for you.
How did you achieve your Segunda Etapa? Just out of curiosity."

"I assumed it to be a thing I just have as I possessed it since birth."

You frown at that
"Are you a pure-breed hollow? I didn't think I'd ever meet one.
And here I though we were insane with our Segunda Etapa."

"We?
Who else possesses it?"

"Aaroniero."

"How ludicrous."

You draw Basilisco and point it down at his forehead.
"And now it's time to give you your new purpose that you crave so much Ulquiorra.
It's fertilizing the soil."

"Do as you wish."

With a quick and focused thrust you impale him through the forehead and he twitches briefly before all signs of life stop from him.
Relieved and exhausted you remove your sword from him and give the call to Alistair.

"It's done.
I need a clean-up crew at central."

"Understood.
Everything is going smoothly on this front.
No pitchforks and torches in sight. I think the people are calming down."

"That's good to hear.
I hope I can rely on you to stabilize things."

"Sure thing."
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>>793849
Sigh, such a waste of the sadbat.
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>>793865
I hope a special tree grows on his grave. RIP.
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>>793849
So we need 2 new Espada and to train up the rank and file.
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>>793865

Sometimes, cool people join the wrong side for all the wrong reasons. And no amount of goo or fruit will make them change their minds.
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>>793929
Marr and starrk for espada,
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>>793865
Maybe if we grabbed him before Aizen sunk his claws in it could have been different.

Alas it was not meant to be. At least he doesn't have to deal with life anymore, so I guess this is the closest he'll get to happy.

Until he wakes up in SS's slums in any case.
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>>793929
>we need espada
You mean captain lvl hollows that are nigh impossible to find? We've been losing some big hitters in the rebellion. Unless something happens we'll be in a bad spot when the invasion finaly comes.
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>>793957
>>793929
I'd expand it to 13 and give Afro his old job back as well, along with Dante.
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>>793957
Marr and Dante.

Starrk is the trump card.
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After all the hard work you've done you feel drained and head home.
When you open the door you realize that Tia is not home.
You decided to sit down at the table and wait for her to return but before long your consciousness drifted away and you fell asleep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV26zIE0130

In a state of dreamless sleep you hear a heavily distorted voice speak.
"What is your wish?"

At first you don't really catch on to what it said nor do you really care.
But then you heard it once more, as if dozens nay hundreds of voices spoke up in unison.
"What is your wish?"

This time you actually took note of it, however this sudden realization caused you to wake up.
As you look around the room you see Harribel approaching you with a blanket in her hand.

"Oh you woke up...
Is something wrong? You look pale."

"N-no... Wait, yes?
I don't know. I had this weird dream but I don't remember what it was about...''

''Well it was probably just a silly dream then.''
She takes the blanket and tosses it on the couch.
''I'll go and take a shower then.''

You stand up from the chair and start stretching your arms in order to wake yourself up.
''Okay. I'll go after you.''

Once Tia finished you entered and took a nice warm shower to relieve some of the built up tension.
However as the water keeps running you zone out again.
"What is your wish?"

Quickly you shake yourself awake and stop the water.
"What the f-"

You look out and see a faint glow emanating from your clothes.
After you search your pocket you find the thing that was bugging you.
"The Hogyoku... I forgot it was even there..."

"What is your wish?"

In your surprise you almost drop the small orb to the ground.
Looking at it from all angles you don't see anything out of the ordinary on it.

>Lock it away somewhere
>Try to dispose of it
>Humor it and make a wish
>Other? (write-in)
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>>794045
>Lock it away somewhere
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>>794045
>humor it and make a wish
Dont want it to give someone worse a wish, ya?
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>>794045
>humor it and make a wish,
>Become a real loving father to our wife who will bare a child and be strong enough to never lose them or what they need to grow happy again.
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>Humor it and make a wish
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>>794045
>Do NOT wish to be a beautiful butterfly
>Lock it away somewhere
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>>794045
>Humor it and make a wish
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>>794056
>this, wish to give tia a child
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>>794045
>>Humor it and make a wish
this: >>794056
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>>794045
>Humor it and make a wish
I wish soul society could remove the stuck up their collective asses and negotiate peace with us
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>>794045
Make a wish.
Personally, id wish to protect and help all of vanaheim.
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>>794081
>>794080
>>794058
>>794056
>>794055
>>794068

Have you people ever heard of a djinni.

You don't use that shit, it's dangerous.

Hell the fact that it can even communicate should be reason enough to be afraid.

It /wants/ to be used, and somehow that scares me more than anything else.
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>>794045
>Wish
>To protect the people I love.
>To be strong or cunning enough to do so.
That is my wish.
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>>794045
> Throw it into that bottomless pit
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>>794113
>not being smart enough to defeat a Djinni
Its almost like you don't know how to jew the jews
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>>794045
>>Lock it away somewhere

>>794056
>use the monkey's paw
great idea anon
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>>794113
Your not wrong, but what scares me more is what it might do if we DONT use it. Shit like that will be used one way or another. What if grimmjow got it? Or aimee?
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The hogyoku doesn't really twist wishes, you dips.
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>Writing
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>>794154
Given how the Qm has changed Neliel's personality, changes Kaizar's characterization on the drop of a hat, are you really fucking sure he won't turn it into a monkey's paw.
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>>794154
Tell that to 'I'm a pretty little butterfly' Aizen.
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>>794206
Ya, I'm pretty sure. Spooky is one of the few QM's who hasn't done something retarded to his player base, so I will give him some credit.
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If you guys don't want to use it because it's gonna be a monkeys paw then give it the Homer Simpson treatment

"I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises"
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You clench your fist around the orb and chuckle to yourself a bit.

*What is it that I want?
I can't remember when was the last time I thought about that.
I'm such a loser.*

"I suppose I have one wish.
Happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go unsatisfied.
Or if that's too much then I just want the next best thing. Happiness for my dear wife."

You stare at the orb in your palm and feel incredibly dumb for doing so.
"No answer huh?
Either I'm hallucinating from exhaustion or I'm going crazy."
You laugh to yourself and wrap the Hogyoku in a piece of tissue.

Moments later you hear Tia calling out for you.
"Did you say something Dear?"

"No, Tia.
Just give me a moment."

Once you cleaned yourself and locked the Hogyoku away in a drawer you joined your wife in the bed and got your long deserved sleep.
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>>794223
But anon, the turkey was a little dry.

IT WAS A LITTLE DRY.
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And that's where I'll be ending this thread.

Archive's up and I'll edit the pastes soonish
Have a nice day
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>>794273
Thanks for running spook.
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>>794273
Ty spook.
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>>794273
>Hogyuoku Status: Probably really confused given Aizen's wish was pretty blood soaked and Kaizar's is...well what it is.
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>>794273
Thanks spooks.
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>>794273
Thanks for running Spooky.
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>>794273
Thanks for the session Spooky
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>Ulquiorra remembers his purpose is to fertilize the soil
>Becomes a gardener in SS
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>>794250
Okay, so how badly will this bite us in the ass on a scale from Monkey's Paw to Flashpoint?
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>>794486
Well making everyone happy means someone is going to get fucked up. Especially with people like Grimmjow around.
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>>794519
>just realized Aizen isn't dead yet and counts under "everybody"
Strap in folks!
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>>794554
His greatest wish is currently to die.
It's fine.
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>>794604
Kaizar said "happy", not "grant their greatest wish". You can't be happy when you're dead. German Hollow Flashpoint confirmed.
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>>794363
>Finds joy in flowers, becomes content.

>Sadbat best ending
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>>794634
oh crap you have a point.
mind you when kaizar said everybody, it means EVERYBODY including the quincy king, aizen, all the bleach filler baddies, the guy who straight up wants to kill us, etc...
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>>794878
>Happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go unsatisfied.
>Or if that's too much then I just want the next best thing. Happiness for my dear wife."

The first one cannot be satisfied due to if X's requirement for happiness is Y dead, and Y dead makes Z sad.
Thus it will default to the second one.
Just used plotrock's wish to make sharktits happy.
Or plotrock is broken because Cpt. Wriggles at half of it at one point, and he used up 50% of the wish capability.
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>>794905
>The only person who actually is made happy is Captain Wiggles
>He just gets unlimited food.
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What makes the hogyoku happy?
It doesn't know, but it wants to find out for the sake of the wish.
Humanoid manifestation of the hogyoku when?
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>>794920
Nah, he wished for a tummy rub.
Which was immediately granted when we noticed he ate the plotrock.
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>>794905
>Y dead makes Z sad
>not just wiping the memory of Y from Z's mind or something similar
Where's the fun in QMing when Spooky can't punish us and put us through an arc based on a really, really bad decision we made?
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>>794922
>Hogyoku determines that pregnancy and delivery of a child that survives will make Tia happy
>Hogyoku does not wait for intercourse and instead gives her a womb and spawns a baby inside of her
>Baby is essentially an eventually sapient human manifestation of the hogyoku growing inside of her, since it didnt use sperm or ova
This is what christians believe
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>>795872
Still a better love story then twilight.
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>>796189
A bount and a vizard both compete for the affections of a normal human girl. Something about the animalistic vizard falling in love with the baby of the bount and the girl, and some shit about how the girl is afraid but enchanted by the mysterious power of both of them.

I don't know this shit dawg, I only heard a little about twilight.
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>>796249
If the writing is Bleach tier it's still better.
And you were fairly accurate, except add in something about the Vizard having actually been attracted in the not yet conceived child all along so as to immediately disarm any concern about who the initial girl would wind up with.
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>>795872
Also since I'm here...
The kid would be a natural born hollow right?
>Inb4 Tia's wish would be to have a child with her husband.
>Inb4 it's born at beyond Vasto Lorde status.
>Occasionally trap Dante into babysitting his aunt/uncle to teach him something like responsibility.
>Kid is STILL the Hogyuoku
>No mask, maybe markings, otherwise human
>No hole
Fuck. Would our kid basically be hollow!YWCH but less of an asshole?
>Our son would literally be Bleach Anti-christ
We really ARE the Devil
Just work in them finding a way to work the command phrase 'Crumble' in there and I think that's like...yeah.

Bonus points if Dante dumps babysitting on them in the future and/or epilogue.
EXTRA bonus points if they aren't Dante's kids and he's just ducking babysitting to go do something interesting
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>>797127
>Dante babysitting anyone
>A good idea

Just stop and think about that for a second.
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>>797127
Since its born by the hpgyoku which can fully dissolve the boundaries of hollow and shinigami, it might end up as a beyond vasto super arrancar somehow. Or super vizard? Something thats a mix. Probably something new.
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If this doesn't destroy it, we need to find a way to conceal it from YWCH. Could you imagine his reaction if in the final fight we pulled a third or fourth release out of our ass?
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>>797298
Well, we could try eating it to store it in our guts.
Or shoving it into the tree and wishing that nobody but us could find or remove it from there.
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>>797313
After the wish, that's probably a less than ideal thing to eat.
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>>794905
>>795014
Another thing to add to this is the possibility of simply granting the power to kill the person/s you want. The excitement and personal satisfaction from being able to destroy them personally rather than just having them die spontaneously.
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>>794665
>even reincarnated still has shitloads of power, like how Marr kept some
>He's basically Richard
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>>802581
Who?



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