>>789892
>>Help out Portland with the Akatsuki sisters.
Did she get some emergency repairs done at least?

>>789892
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>789892
>>Help out Portland with the Akatsuki sisters.

Then maybe we can figure out what happened to Victorious later.

>>789892
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

Live, friday etc
This week, Warships gets a free Takao (if you're up to the grind), and Boatgirls gets another 5500t K2

>>789892
>Bully Tenryuu.

>>789892
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>789892
>>Bully Tenryuu.

>>789892
>trick Tenryuu into becoming your big sister

>>789892
>Bully Tenryuu.

Time to bully the chuuniboat.

>>789968
When in doubt bully the chunnimomboat

>>789892
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

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>>789892
Okay, so it looks like we've got a tie between hanging out with NorCar or bullying Tenryuu! Time for a runoff vote!

>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.
>Bully Tenryuu.

>>790128
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

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>>790128
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>Bully Tenryuu.

>>790128
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>Bully Tenryuu.

>>790128
>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.

>>790128
>Bully Tenryuu.

>>790128
>Bully Tenryuu

WHEREVER I GO, I MUST ALSO BULLY

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>>790128
>>Go see what the fuss is about NorCar and Washington and that destroyer.
Bully Kiyoshimo!

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>>790128
You head over to the back end of the helicopter, where North Carolina and Washington were trying to deal with a particular hyperactive Japanese destroyer.

"Oh oh oh!" The little grey-haired destroyer jumps up and down excitedly. "You were some of the first American battleships to start using 16 inch mark 6 guns, right right right?"

"That's right." North Carolina nods awkwardly, not sure how to deal with the little destroyer that was constantly pestering her with questions.

"And Washington, you were there at Guadalcanal, right? The one who ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED Kirishima?!"

"I guess that's one way to put it..." Washington chuckles, more bemused than put off, unlike her sister.

"Ya ladies need some help?" You ask as you stroll up.

"Yes." North Carolina says.

"Oh, no!" Washington giggles.

"Oh hey, Hoel, right?" The Japanese destroyer spins around and shakes your hand. "I'm Kiyoshimo! How do you do?"

"Um, good, I guess." You nod.

"Uuuuuuuu, I'm so jealous of you!" Kiyoshimo squeals, her whole body trembling. "You get to hang out with such cool battleships every day! It makes me so jeaaaloouuuus!"

"Little Kiyoshimo here wants to be a battleship someday, too!" Washington chuckles as she pats the destroyer on the shoulder.

"A bit silly, if you ask me." North Carolina sigh.

"I'll show you that I can be a battleship someday!" Kiyoshimo proclaims. "Believe it!"

Yep. Crazy. Not necessarily a bad thing, though...

>That's... great?
>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
>I don't think that's how it works...
>Other

>>790329
>>I don't think that's how it works...
... Unless things changed (think of Vahlen's research)

>>790329
>>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Who are we to ruin a little ship-girl's dream?

>>790329
>>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

>>790329
>>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

Awkard stare, paraplegic daughter, ballerina dancer--you know the pasta.

>>790329
>>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

>>790329
>>Other
"Ya know, there is a lot we can do that battleships can't. You should be happy to not be such a big target, and get to go out and do fun stuff."

>>790329
>>Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
If a DE can fight like a battleship who are we to stop a DD's dreams

>>790329
>I don't think that's how it works...

>>790329
>>Other
"Ya know, there is a lot we can do that battleships can't. You should be happy to not be such a big target, and get to go out and do fun stuff."

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>>790329
"Hey, don't let anybody tell you otherwise." You grin. If you could scare off motherfucking Yamato in battle, well, who knows what this destroyer coul do if she put her mind to it?

"Cool! Thank you!" Kiyoshimo grabs your hands and shakes them rapidly, her views apparently being validated by your input.

"She's certainly the excitable one." Washington grins.

"Remind me of OUR destroyers." North Carolina shakes her head.

"Hey, heeeeey." Kiyoshimo pokes at you. "You... you know Iowa, right?"

"Well, uh, yeah. I've sailed with her." You nod and turn to look at Iowa, who was still hamming it up with Yamato. God that was such a weird sight. "Why?"

"Well, I was just kinda hoping..." Kiyoshimo shifts nervously and reaches in her bag, taking out a notebook. "I was hoping you could ask her to sign my autograph book? I'm trying to get all the battleships in it!"

She then opens it up to see that she's already collected signatures from North Carolina and Washington. North Carolina's was clean, crisp, and perfectly legible, while Washington's was a bit more... freely elegant, if that made any sense. Consistent with their personalities, you guess.

"S-so can you ask her for me? Please?" Kiyoshimo asks meekly, hiding the bottom half of her face behind her notebook.

Jeez, this destroyer really was genuinely fanstruck!

>I'll see what I can do.
>You could just ask her yourself...
>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!
>Other

>>790504
>>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!

>>790504
>>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!

Adorable

>>790504
>>You could just ask her yourself...
"here here i will accompany you! This kind of thing is better to be ask by yourself!"

>>790504
>>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!

Absolutely precious.

>>790504
>>I'll see what I can do.

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>>790504
>>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!
throw the BB fangirl at her idol

>>790504
>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!

OK, why did the captcha ask me to make a bounding box around a Canadian Spitfire?

>>790504
>HEY IOWA, HEADS UP...!

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>>790504
Oh... oh... a genius and extremely devious idea pops up into your head.

"HEY IOWA! HEADS UP!" You yell as you grab Kiyoshimo by the hips, spin around to gain some momentum, and bodily throw the Japanese destroyer clear across the helicoper passenger bay and right into Iowa's waiting lap.

"Oh! I love catch!" Iowa perks up as her warning radar detects the incoming destroyer and catches her as easily as you would a softball. "Well hey there ya little cutie!"

"Hawawawawawawawa!" Kiyoshimo seems to completely break down as she finds herself in the arms of one of her idols.

"Thank you." North Carolina sighs. "I was starting to get a headache.."

"Poor Carol just doesn't like being the center of attention!" Washington laughs lightly as she prods her sister with her elbow.

"Unnecessary distractions.' North Carolina huffs.

"We are landing!" The pilot calls out! "Everybody take your seats!"

Shit, you were there already? The time seemed to have just flown by!

You glance out of your viewport and get your first glance of Yokosuka Naval Base. You've never been here yourself, but even from your limited view, you could tell just how massive the place was. Probably even moreso with the Abyssal threat and all. Like Pearl Harbor, it was a sprawling complex of dull grey buildings, surrounded by lines of artillery cannons, missile launchers, and other fortifications. In the bay, you could see constant streams ships, both military and civilian, head in and out. You could also see scars from the conflict, too. Craters from bomb and shell hits, scorched areas where fires burned, and wrecked buildings, vehicles, and sunken ships that nobody apparently had time to clear. There was no doubt that this place had seen its share of last stands and desperate defenses.

The helicopter itself homes in on one of the many helipads, where you can see the rest of your American contingent as well as a knot of Japanese shipgirls were gathered to welcome you all back.

"So what do you think?" Yamato smiles as she gently puts a hand on your shoulder, causing you to lock up. When the hell did she get so close to you?! "This is the main headquarters for the joint USN and JMSDF shipgirl fleet! What do you think?"

>It's seen better days, that's for sure.
>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.
>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]
>Other

>>790676
>>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.

Japanese meido installation girl?

>>790676
>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]

>>790676
>>It's seen better days, that's for sure.
Sight more interesting then her

>>790676
>>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.
>>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]

>>790676
>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.

>>790676
>>It's seen better days, that's for sure.

>>790676
>>It's seen better days, that's for sure.
It's pretty modernized and fortifi-

>>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]
Oh fuck Yamato!

>>790676
>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.

>>790676
>>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>790676
Internally

>[Spaghetti dropping intensifies]

Outwardly
>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.

Rolling to see how we don't spaghetti

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>>790716

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>>790688
Even better...
Support botes

>>790728
At least it's not a roll to see how suavely we seduce Anna into our bed. That would terrible.

>>790716
Well fuck.

>>790676
>>Doesn't look so different from Pearl.

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>790740
Let's see then

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>>790676
Okay, so we've seen enough votes for spaghetti dropping, so lets see how good (or bad) things go!

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>790754

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>790754

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>790754

>>790749
It fails, because the door collapses under the combined weight of the Japanese and American Fleet eavesdropping on her cheesy attempt to get some cuddle time.

>>790688
What would they even have an installation girl of? Nanking?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>790754

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>>790754
Your instincts are telling you either just shut down and play dead or just go nuts and leap out of the helicopter before it could even land. Thankfully, your brain manages to keep your instincts in check, and you stay firmly planted in your seat.

"Well, it doesn't look so different from Pearl!" You say with a grin, still trying to keep your cool. Yamato wasn't only big as a ship, but big as a woman, too. She easily had to be at least six feet tall!

"Ah, is that so?" Yamato smiles brightly. "I never did get to see Pearl, either in this war or the last. I always hoped that I'd be able to visit there someday!"

"Well-" You're about to ask why when you remember that you were in the middle of a war, and no doubt Yamato was too busy protecting her own country. "Maybe we can, soon!"

"That would be nice." Yamato smiles a smile that glows like the sun, a soothing warmth emanating from her very being.

It was still freaking you out. Just a bit.

>Ask her how she knows Iowa.
>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.
>Ask her who's running this place.
>Other

>>790789
>>Ask her how she knows Iowa.

>>790789
>>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.

>>790789
>>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.

>>790789
>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.

Let's find out how many patients there are I'm this asylum.

>>790807
*in; fucking auto-correct.

>>790789
>>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.

>>790789
>>Ask her how she knows Iowa.
>>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.
Also how many of our natural rivals, Kageros and lewdmarines are there.

>>790789
>>Ask her how she knows Iowa.

>>790789
>Ask her how she knows Iowa.

>>790789
>>Ask her how many other Japanese shipgirls are at the base.

>>790789
>>Ask her how she knows Iowa.

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>>790789
"So uh, how many other girls ya got cruising around here?" You as as the helicopter comes down for a landing.

"Well, other than me and the other shipgirls here, we have quite a number of destroyers of various classes." Yamato explains with that cheerful smile of hers. "Most of our carriers are stationed here as well! Not quite as many battleships, but we do have Nagato and all of the Kongou sisters!"

Kongo? Oh boy, Sammy wouldn't like that.

"And a healthy amount of cruisers, too!" Yamato continues. "Let's see, we have Atago and Takao, and, oh! You remember Kumano?"

>...can't say that I do.
>Oh yeah, didn't Johnston blow her bow off...?
>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?
>Other

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>>790807
And this is the one in charge of the asylum.

>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

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>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?
And lewd dolphin noises?

>>790929
>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

>>790929
>Oh yeah, didn't Johnston blow her bow off...?

Halsey said if he could feel sorry for any Japanese ship, it would be Kumano.

>>790929
>>Oh yeah, didn't Johnston blow her bow off...?

>>790929
>Oh yeah, didn't Johnston blow her bow off...?

>>790929
>>What is a pile of misery and misfortune?

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>>790929
Kumano... Kumano... that name sounded familiar...

And then it hit you. She was THAT cruiser, the one whose nose got bloodied by Johnston and she never could seem to catch a break after that.

"What is a pile of misery and misfortune?" You answer.

Yamato doesn't immediately answer, but she tries to suppress a laugh which comes out as an amused smirk.

"Ah, so you do remember her. I'm sure she'll be quite surprised when she sees Taffy 3 on the base!"

"You don't mean absolutely terrified?" You raise an eyebrow.

"Well, she's good a putting on a brave face, just like you!" Yamato counters as she pats you on the head.

Yeah... she's good.

At that point, the helicopter landed down on the pad and the loading lamp lowers, letting everybody out. Yamato takes the lead, striding out with that typical elegance and grace of a lead battleship. The only thing that would have made things more perfect was if it was raining cherry blossoms.

"Yamato-senpaaaaaiiii!" You see a destroyer break the ranks and dash towards the battleship. She was wearing a simple school uniform with shoulder length brown hair tied back in a ponytail. For a second you almost thought she was a Fletcher. "You're back!"

"Fubuki!" Yamato pats her junior ship on the head. "I've barely been away for a few hours!"

"Y-yes, well, when we came back on patrol and heard you sortied by yourself-" Fubuki then pauses and looks at you, who happened to be standing next to Yamato. "EEEEH? Yuudachi? B-but I just passed by you! How did you get here?"

...what?

>Who the fuck is Yuudachi?
>I think you got me confused with someone else.
>Magic, poi.
>Other

>>791017
>>Magic, poi.

>>791017
>Magic, poi.

>>791017
>I think you got me confused with someone else

How did we end up mistaken for Poi? Joel doesn't even have a scarf of flappy hair tuffs.

>>791017
>>Who the fuck is Yuudachi?

>>791017
>>Magic, poi.

>>791017
>>Magic, poi.
Kek!

>>791017
>>Magic, poi.

>>791033
Hoel; fucking auto-correct, again.

>>791034
All you short anime blonde girls look the same to me yo.

>>791017
>I think you got me confused with someone else.

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>>791017
>Magic, poi.
We really look that similar to the Nightmare of Solomon?

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>>791017
>>Magic, poi.
Thought Hoel was a redhead all this time

>>791017
>>Magic, poi.

>>791064
Eh, blondish redish/ Auburn.

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>>791017
"It's magic, poi." You say simply, testing just how gullible Fubuki could be.

"EEEEEEEH!?" You swear that Fubuki's eyes open up like dinner plates. "You have to teach me how you can move so fast, Yuudachi!"

Okay, yeah, pretty damn gullible.

"This isn't Yuudachi!" Yamato laughs. "Fubuki, this is Hoel, Hoel, this if Fubuki, one of our ace destroyers!"

Really? Her?

"Ohmygosh!" Fubuki starts bowing profusely. "I am so sorry for any disrespect I may have shown!"

"Um, it's fine, I was just fuckin' with ya." You grin.

"Though now that you point it out..." Yamato squints. "Hoel does bear some resemblance to Yuudachi. Particularly the hair color and eyes. And I suppose the way that she carries herself."

"Though I think ya gotta go through ship recognition class again!" Tenryuu chortles as she interrupts the encounter and ruffles Fubuki's hair.

"But I don't want Haguro-senpai to scold me again!" Fubuki whines.

"Oi! It's another pirate!" Kidd yelps happily as she tugs Graf Spee along.

Oh great, the clusterfuck was starting.

>Crazy cruisers.
>Destructive destroyers.
>Cute carriers.
>Battleship bongos.
>Other

>>791105
>>Cute carriers.

Sounds interesting

>>791105
>Destructive destroyers.
Destroyers gotta do what destroyers gotta do.

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>>791105
>>Cute carriers.

>>791105
>>Cute carriers.
Carrier has arrived.

>>791105
>Crazy cruisers.

Is it wrong of me to want to see Kidd and chuuniboat have a swordfight?

>>791105
>Other
Find Yuudachi with our AEGIS Suite's SPY-1 Radar.
I'm really curious to see how much Hoel and Yuudachi look alike.

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>>791105
>Battleship bongos.

>>791105
>Cute carriers

>>791105
>>Destructive destroyers
No STACKED destroyers???

>>791105
>>Battleship bongos.

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>>791105
You try to navigate your way through the brewing insanity. As you do so, you see a glimpse of Tenryuu encountering Graf Spee and trying to show off, a smug smile on her face and hands on her hips.

"I'm the Light Cruiser Tenryuu!" She says proudly at her German counterpart. "Heheh, you scared?"

"Not particularly." Graf Spee shrugs as she straightens up her posture so she reaches her full height, easily at least half a head taller than Tenryuu. "But I'm sure someone around here is."

"Y-yeah! I-I'd hate to b-b-be them!" Tenryuu stammers, trying to fight back a nervous sweat in the face of the renowned and battle harded German commerce raider.

You continue on, catching a glimpse of Iowa bro fisting Nagato.

"You've certainly changed your appearance, Iowa." Nagato chuckles.

"And uh, you seem to have kept yours!" Iowa grins back, her eyes drawn to Nagato's bare midriff. "Been keeping in shape, I see."

"Always." Nagato grins smugly.

You're not even sure what the hell is going on with the destroyers. It just seems like one giant moshpit as San Diego and Dorsetshire try their best to keep the damage contained. Haida accompanies Portland as she's carted away by a mix of medical personnel and a pink haired shipgirl you assume to be a repair ship.

Finally, the Admiral, Captain, and Sam seem to be off in their own little corner, no doubt discussing the logistics of getting all the new arrivals squared away.

"Hoel! Hoel!" Anna practically blindsides you out of nowhere as she grabs your arm. "You need to see this!"

"W-what?!" You blink in surprise.

"Kaga and Akagi are here!" She says, all giddy. "You know, only the two most famous carriers Japan ever fielded!"

>Really? Cool!
>You might understand why I'm not exactly a fan of them.
>Other

>>791199
>>Other
Snog the Anna.

>>791146
I bet if even her roommate could make a mistake even the other Shiratsuyus might do the same too.

>>791199
>Other

What? No Zuikaku and Shoukaku? They're much better than those two.

>>791199
>>Really? Cool!

>>791199
>>Really? Cool!

>>791199
>You might understand why I'm not exactly a fan of them.

>>791199
>Really? Cool!

>>791199
>Really? Cool!

>>791199
>You might understand why I'm not exactly a fan of them.

>>791199
>>You might understand why I'm not exactly a fan of them.

>>791218
>What? No Zuikaku and Shoukaku? They're much better than those two.
despite it being true it's probably better not to say that out loud or Kaga might hear it.

>>791294
Also to stir up trouble too.

>>791294
This is begging to be heard, even if it's true.
Also does Taiho count as CarDiv5?

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>>791199
"Really? Cool!" You grin. "Let's go!"

You let Anna lead you through the chaos of the intermingling shipgirls, until finally you could see Enterprise, Hornet, Midway, and White Plains facing off against Akagi and Kaga. The two Japanese carriers looked, well, pretty much how you expected, based on the many publicity shots you've seen. Dressed in those traditional Japanese archer robes.

It seemed like Enterprise and Akagi were totally hitting it off, the two of them laughing and giggling like schoolgirls. Interestingly enough, Kaga seemed to be staying a ways back, arms crossed and silent like some sort of bodyguard. You immediately got the feeling that she wasn't the talkative type. Hornet likewise was just silently staring at her, the two carriers trying to size each other up.

Midway seemed to be hitting it up with two other carriers, which you assumed to be Hiryuu and Soryuu. Midway was showing off all of her modern equipment, which her Japanese counterparts were just utterly fascinated with.

White Plains looked to be talking with a small, twintailed light carrier. For a brief second you thought it was Vicky, until you realized that she just bore an unseemingly close resemblance to the British carrier.

"Uuuuuuu, which one do we meet first?!" Anna whines, wisps of puffing out of her ears as her mind goes into overdrive.

>Enterprise and Akagi
>Hornet and Kaga
>Midway and the fluffy dragons.
>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.
>Other

>>791321
>>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.
What's that destroyer doing with all those carriers? AA escort?

>>791321
>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.

Hello RJ.

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>>791321
>>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.

>>791321
>>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.

>>791321
>>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.

>>791321
>Midway and the fluffy dragons.

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>>791321
>>White Plains and the flattest deck of them all.

>Hiryuu and Soryuu
Those aren't the fluffy dragons!

>>791321
>>Midway and the fluffy dragons.

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>>791321
You decide to head over to see what's up with that light carrier, Anna shuffles off towards Enterprise, no doubt to get up close and personal with Akagi. The big four Jap carriers you already recognized, but this one was a relative nobody to you. However, seeing as how White Plains was an escort carrier, you figured that the light carrier wouldn't feel intimidated by her.

"Oh, Hoel!" White Plains nods as you approach. "This is Ryuujo, one of the light carriers for the JMSDF."

"Yo! How ya doin'? Ya can just call me RJ fer short!" RJ hold her hand out with a smile and what strikes you as a very rustic way of speaking.

>Nice to meet you, RJ.
>Holy crap you're a carrier!?
>Other

>>791368
>>Nice to meet you, RJ.

>>791368
>>Nice to meet you, RJ.

>>791368
>Nice to meet you, RJ.
I'm kinda curious; have any of the JMSDF shipgirls gotten upgrades of any kind?

>>791368
>>Nice to meet you, RJ.

>>791368
>Nice to meet you, RJ.

We need to get RJ and Vicky to switch costumes for pranking purposes.

>>791368
>Nice to meet you, RJ.

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Reminder you can't escape what you truly are.

>>791400
>what you truly are
...an evil Akagi?

>>791406
Hoel put on the Wo hat.

Once a carrier, always a carrier. Even if it is an escort carrier.

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>>791409
Does that mean we can fill a bikini?

>>791409
>Hoel put on the Wo hat.
No, the Wo hat put itself on Hoel. That was a forced conversion attempt.

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>>791418
Hoel is already beautiful.

But maybe.

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>>791409
To be a carrier, Hoel would need a flight deck, something you clearly can't fit on a destroyer

>>791423
Her chest is flatter than Kaga's.

If that's not a flight deck then what is?

>>791368
>>Nice to meet you, RJ.

>>791392
>We need to get RJ and Vicky to switch costumes for pranking purposes.

120% this.

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>>791425
>Hoel
>Flat

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>>791368
"Nice to meet you, RJ." You grin as you shake her hand.

"I gotta say, it's real refreshin' ta see other light carriers around!" RJ chortles. "It can get pretty tough competing with the full size fleet carriers, ya know what I mean?"

>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.
>Yep, in ALL the ways...
>Other

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>>791434
>>Yep, in ALL the ways...

>>791434
>>Yep, in ALL the ways...
And then Johnston Gainaxes her way over with Hamakaze and Isokaze...

>>791434
>>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.

>>791434
>>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.

>>791434
>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.

>>791434
>>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.

>>791434
>Yep, in ALL the ways...

>>791434
>Yeah, plane count is a real big thing, it seems.

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>>791434
"Yep, plane count is a real big thing, it seems." You nod in agreement. "What have they got you doing?"

"Mostly convoy escort, shore defense, that sorta thing." RJ grumbles. "I just wanna go out there someday, ya know? Mix it up with the rest of the girls!"

"Be careful what you wish for." White Plains warns. "In the heat of battle, just having two or three squadrons at your disposal may not be enough."

"Yeah, I kinda know that, but still, it's frustratin', ya know?" RJ shakes her head.

"Well hey, have you girls been getting any upgrades?" You ask, recalling Portland getting carted away. "I'm pretty sure they'd be able to to something about that."

"Well, with y'all here, that's kinda the plan." RJ nods. "But we've been having serious resource crunches, so we never had the time or the materials for upgrades. Once yer Shen guy comes over, thought, that's all gonna change!"

"Assuming they put you in line for one." White Plains points out.

"Come on, WP, do ya always gotta be a party pooper?" You roll your eyes.

"I'm just being realistic." White Plains shrugs.

"Naw, I get it. Bigger ships get priority, right?" RJ sighs.

>Well hey, you never know, maybe you'll get lucky!
>You know, I could drop a word in our Admiral's ear...
>Other

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>>791495
>>You know, I could drop a word in our Admiral's ear...
Remodels!

>>791495
>>Well hey, you never know, maybe you'll get lucky!

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>>791495
>You know, I could drop a word in our Admiral's ear...

>>791500
>pic
>Remodels!
She stays flat in her remodels. Where would you even fit an island on her?

And that pic looks more like Isuzu in RJ's clothes.

>>791495
>You know, I could drop a word in our Admiral's ear...

>>791495
>Well hey, you never know, maybe you'll get lucky!

>>791495
>>Well hey, you never know, maybe you'll get lucky!

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>791495
Looks like we got a tie, so we'll have to roll it off!

1. Luck
2. Word

>>791495
>>You know, I could drop a word in our Admiral's ear...

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>>791545
"Well hey, you never know, maybe you'll get lucky." You assure her.

"Heh, thanks, but I think I'll keep my expectations low, ya know? It'll make the surprise better!" RJ gives a slight grin before it instantly melts away. "Aw nuts."

"What's wrong?" You ask.

"Shoukaku and Zuikaku showed up." RJ groans. "I think y'all want to be gettin' out of here."

"Why's that?" White Plains raises an eyebrow.

"Well, ya see..." RJ pauses. "How do I put this... Kaga doesn't really get along with Shoukaku and Zuikaku. Lot of bad blood between 'em from the War. Never really got over it."

"Is it really that bad?" You ask as you see two new carrier girls, similarly dressed in traditional archer garb, arrive. Almost immediately they're met with a poisonous glare from Kaga, who shifts her attention away from Hornet.

"Well, ta put things in perspective, they used to be deployed in completely opposite ends of the country." RJ sighs. "Shoukaku and Zuikaku in the north and Akagi and Kaga in the south. Looks like some damn fool put all in the same base!"

>Yeah... maybe you should go.
>A carrier cat fight might be interesting to see.
>Other

>>791558
>>A carrier cat fight might be interesting to see.

>>791558
>Yeah... maybe you should go.

>>791558
>>Yeah... maybe you should go.

>>791558
>>Yeah... maybe you should go.

>>791558
>>Other
Cheerlead Shoukaku and Zuikaku for support in catfight!

>>791558
>A carrier cat fight might be interesting to see.

uh, anyone can explain why Kaga and Zuikaku seems not getting along?

>>791558
>>A carrier cat fight might be interesting to see.

Fine I rather get a draw

>>791558
>Loudly talk about how they fight like they're married.

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>>791592
In real life, the crews of the 1st and 5th carrier divisions did not get along at all, as their was a serious rivalry between the two.

In addition, Shoukaku and Zuikaku didn't participate in Midway for various reasons, but if they had, they could have very well turned the tide the battle and maybe even prevented 1st CarDiv from being annihilated.

And then there's the fact that 5th CarDiv got designated as the 1st CarDiv after Midway.

So yeah, someone miiiiiiight still be salty over all that.

>>791592
1st CarDiv's the veterans of the Second Sino-Japanese War. 5th CarDiv's the newbies with shiny toys. Need I say more?

>>791609
>>791610
noted.

>>791609
>that pic
>IJN sailors were shown no quarter
I don't think that is completely true. At most, one or two bad eggs didn't treat them ethically, but I'm sure most didn't treat the sailors that maliciously.

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>>791558
"You know, a carrier cat fight might be interesting to see." You shrug.

"I'm not so sure about that." RJ frowns.

And that's when thing start to heat up. Kaga breaks away from the group and storms up to Shoukaku and Zuikaku. You can't hear what they're saying from the distance you were at, but it was pretty clear that Kaga was telling the other two carriers to move along.

Shoukaku just gives a solemn nod, but Zuikaku appears to be taking none of it.

"Who the hell sunk and made YOU boss?!" She snaps, loud enough that you can hear it.

Zuikaku's outburst is matched by a loud SMACK as Kaga coldly and efficiently backhands the hotheaded carrier. Zuikaku doesn't fall, but she's sent reeling, taking a couple of steps backwards with a big red mark on her cheek.

"So that's how you want it, huh?!" Zuikaku scowls as her hands ball in fists.

"Aw nuts." RJ groans as she starts pushing you and White Plains away. Around you, you could see the other unengaged Japanese carriers quickly whisking their American counterparts away to safety. "This is NOT gonna be pretty. We gotta find some cover!"

>It can't be THAT bad... can it?
>Someone should stop them!
>Yeah, let's get out of here.
>Other

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>>791632
The joke is the guy who wrote that post is MASSIVE weeaboo and is also horribly misinformed.

>>791634
>Someone should stop them!
DEPLOY THE SECRET WEAPON! DESTROYER CUTENESS

>>791634
>>Someone should stop them!

>>791634
>>Someone should stop them!

>>791634
>>Someone should stop them!

Kaga is out of the line.

>>791634
>>Someone should stop them!
Time for hell or high water.

>>791634
>Yeah, let's get out of here.

>>791634
>>Someone should stop them!

>>791634
>Someone should stop them!

>>791632
>>791638
He also refused to acknowledge war crimes performed by the IJN when other people in that thread brought them up. He wouldn't have been out of place with Japanese Ultranationalists (who would then berate him because he's a filthy gaijin).

>>791634
>Someone should stop them!

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>>791634
"No." You grimace as you shrug off RJ's attempts to push you away.

"H-hey! Wait a minute!" RJ cries as you stomp off toward the confrontation.

If there was one thing you really, REALLY didn't like, it was seeing shipgirls getting in unnecessary fights, especially ones motivated over stupid ass baggage carried over from the War. And what made this situation worse was that these Jap carriers were supposed to be ON THE SAME SIDE.

Seriously, what the fuck?

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>791670
>19, 20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>791670
>19, 20
Well, we can try

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>791670
Gunboat diplomacy!

>>791670
Well, I have to admit, the dice gods really want them to be in-character.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>791670

>>791680
YOU ARE LATE

>>791680
Too late m8

>>791680
Make me feel bad for rolling, why don't you? Why were you so late?

>>791676
It's going to end up with Kaga and Turkey feeling very sorry for what they did

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>>791670
"Yoooooo!" You dash up and interpose yourself between the two Jap carriers, forcing to back off, but only a bit. "The hell are you two doing?!"

"This doesn't concern you, gaijin." Kaga glowers at you.

"Yeah, I don't need some other ship to fight my battles for me!" Zuikaku grunts.

"Hey now, I'm just trying to help-"

"What do you know of our struggles? Our circumstances?" Kaga glares even more intensely at you, like she was boring a hole into your hole with just her eyes. "What gives you the right to impose yourself into our affairs?"

Fuck, you liked her better when she was just being quiet and stoic. She certainly knew how to lay down the heat.

"Just make it easy for yourself and move aside." Zuikaku advises. "Kaga here's too stubborn to listen to anybody, much less an outsider like you."

"And you would?" Kaga raises an eyebrow.

"I-I never said that!" Zuikaku sputters.

Meanwhile, behind Zuikaku, Shoukaku looks on with a bit of concern and sadness, but also helplessness. She gives you a silent, pleading look to back off.

>Fine, if these bitches want to tear each other up, let 'em.
>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...
>Other

>>791693
>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...
Guess who's here and beat both of them?

>>791693
>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...
Go get Yamato

>>791693
>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...

>>791695
Help us Gray Ghost, you're our only hope!

>>791693
>Fine, if these bitches want to tear each other up, let 'em.

>>791693
>>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...

>>791693
>Find a black American ship girl to educate them on "The Struggle"

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>>791693
>>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...
The strongest!

>>791693
>>There's probably one ship here that can stop them...
BIG E!

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>>791693
No no no, there had to be a shipgirl here that could stop them. Somebody both of them mutually respected enough that they couldn't just ignore her...

But who?

>Such a lust for shipgirls! WHOOOOO!?

>>791722
>Yamato

>>791722
Big E.

Or Housou might work, but I don't even know if she's here.

>>791722
Big E

>>791722
>Enterprise

>>791722
BIG E

>>791722
>Big E.

if we sleep with Anna, who will wear the boyfriend style shirt?

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>>791742
We obviously have Anna wear the boyfriend shirt while Hoel gets sexy lingerie. They can change it up later.

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>>791722
And that's when Enterprise seemingly just materializes between the two Jap carriers. You didn't even realize she was there, much less her approach here. Even Kaga and Zuikaku are taken off guard.

Then again, they didn't call her the Grey Ghost for nothing.

"My my." She was a smile on her face that was anything but warm or inviting as she clamps her hands down on Kaga and Zuikaku's shoulders. "Am I seeing two carrier girls fighting with each other?"

"U-u-um-" Zuikaku's protest is killed before it even leaves the crib when Enterprise turn her head to face her, that sinister smile still on her face. "O-Of course not!"

"Ah, that's good to hear, Zuikaku!" Enterpise nods and turns to Kaga. "And what do you have to say about this, Kaga?"

For the briefest of moments, Kaga looks to be thinking about carrying on the fight, but then she remembered that she was facing down motherfucking Enterprise of all ships. If there was any ship that Kaga would have no choice but to respect, it would be her.

"...it was just a misunderstanding." Kaga grumbles, looking away from both Zuikaku and Enterprise.

"Ah, that's good! I'd hate to have intervene." Enterprise smiles brightly. "After all, us carriers have to set a good example for the smaller ships! Isn't that right, Hoel?"

"Um, yeah!" You nod rapidly.

"Now how about you run along, now? I'll finish up things here." Enterprise's words sounds like a suggestion, but you can tell it's pretty much an order from her, which you quickly follow.

"Woooooow. Enterprise is so cool, isn't she?" Anna gushes as you link up with her.

"Well, she IS Enterprise." You remind her.

"I know, but it's just so cool to see that the Japanese carriers respect her, too!"

"I'm pretty sure for different reasons from us." You nod.

"Oh jeez, thank GOD I found you, Hoel." San Francisco slinks up, her head on a swivel as if she were nervous about something.

"Why? It's not like I'm carrying booze on me." You raise an eyebrow. "What's this about?"

"I got a problem. A serious problem." San Fran groans.

You pause and look at Anna, who just shrugs.

"Okay, what is it, then?" You ask.

"One of those Jap destroyers... Akatsuki, she... she..."

Waitaminute, wasn't Akatsuki at Guadalcanal, in that same battle Atlanta got sunk in front of San Fran?

Wait. Wasn't it AKATSUKI that helped sink her?

Oh jeez.

"...she thinks I'm COOL." The cruiser hisses, the fear clear in her eyes.

>I... did not see that coming. At all.
>Try not to laugh.
>Laugh
>LAUGH HARDER
>Other

>>791764
>Try not to laugh.
>Laugh

>>791764
>>Try not to laugh
>LAUGH HARDER

>>791764
>I... did not see that coming. At all.

>>791764
>Try not to laugh
>Laugh

>>791764
>Try not to laugh.
>Laugh
>LAUGH HARDER

San Fran's an elephant lady!

>>791764
>>>Try not to laugh
>>LAUGH HARDER

>>791764
>Try not to laugh.
>Laugh
>LAUGH HARDER

>>791764
>>I... did not see that coming. At all.
>>Try not to laugh.
>>Laugh
>>LAUGH HARDER

>Try not yo laugh
>Laugh
>LAUGH HARDER
>LAUGH ALL KINDS OF LAUGH
>LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC
>LAUGH LIKE AN ABYSSAL
>LAUGH WITH IMCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS
>LAUGH LIKE A BRAZILLIAN

all in order......especially that brazillian one

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>>791764
You tried not to laugh. Your really did.

But you just couldn't hold it in. You laugh.

And laugh.

AND LAUGH.

You laugh so hard you're literally crying. The idea of Akatsuki hero worshiping SAN FRAN of all ships was just soooooo adorable and ridiculous at the same time!

"Hoel, that's not funny, San Fran is asking for help!" Anna reminds you.

"I know, I now it's just..." You wheeze, trying to catch your breath. "It's just too funny!"

"It's not." San Fran groans. "She saw me smoking and straight up asked me what brand I used! She wants to copy me! Like, what the hell am I supposed to do?! I can't just let a destroyer copycat me into drinking and smoking!"

>I dunno, that just sounds like cruiser problems, to me.
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.
>I don't see any problem with this.
>Other

>>791787
>>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.
Recovering Alcoholic Momboat soon?

>>791787
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.

>>791787
>>Wow, San Fran, this means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE.
Inb4 Bismarck shows up AND she thinks San Fran is cool too...

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>>791787
"Wow, San Fran," You gasp, "This means that you might actually have to be, you know, RESPONSIBLE."

"Yeah, and it's fucking horrible." San Fran groans.

"W-well, it would be a good thing to give up all that drinking and smoking anyways!" Anna points out.

"I'm inclined to agree." You nod. "I think it's nice that someone is holding you up as a role model!"

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" San Fran goes.

"Whatever gave you that impression?" You giggle.

"Fuck. I knew I should've just stayed home today." San Fran sighs.

Yeah... Japan was a weird place...

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week, and don't forget Infinite Stars on Saturday!

>>791821
Thanks for running Merc.

>>791821
Thanks for running!

Can ship girls even suffer from lung cancer and liver failure?

>>792164
They're warships, so no. The smoke is just belched out from the smokestacks and the alcohol goes straight to the engines.

>>792174
Then by the same token they shouldn't be able to get drunk off alcohol or high on nicotine, yet San Fran clearly does all these things.

Oh wait... I'm trying to apply realistic biochemistry to magical ship people.

Nevermind, forget I said anything.

>>792572
>they shouldn't be able to get drunk off alcohol or high on
Well of course they can have all that, they're girls.

Basically, just think of them as demigods. All the benefits, none of the downsides.

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>>792164
>>792174
>>792572
>>792580
Well, they still CAN suffer adverse affects, kind of like a ship breaking down if you don't treat it well. However, unlike regular humans, shipgirl ailments can generally be reversed/repaired with the right procedures.