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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9RpAUyHWhk


...eh? You too, little girl? You were lucky enough to escape me once, and you jump right back in! I gotta admit, I like your moxie. I’ll remember you fondly when you’re dead! Hahaha!”


“Tsuki.” Danzo says, not facing away from the Akatsuki member. “Do not engage him in melee. Remember, this one used to be one of the Seven Swordsman. I’ll try to create an opening to shift the battlefield in our favor.”


Nodding, your resolve hardens at the mention of the Seven Swordsman. Ebisu-sensei had sacrificed himself to take one of them down- you’d honor his memory by helping Danzo take down another.


Kisame approaches slowly, smile wide. He certainly doesn’t seem concerned- but is that his confidence, or is just he just insane? Surely, arguments could be made either way.


Regardless, his large frame bears down on you- and once again you prepare to fight for your life....

WE'RE ALL GON DIE

>>790199
that's just the price of mortality maaaaaan

Hoo boy. His water element beats our fire, and lightning isn't particularly good vs water either. Melee is unthinkable due to his sword and strength, so my suggestion is to either prolong the fight by using more tools or something that doesn't rely on chakra-heavy jutsus.

aww yis time to scar our teammates and soon to be new PCs for life

>>790216
Don't forget he has INSANE chakra pools.

>>790168
Okay, so I think the gist of this is to blow Kisame up from afar while Danzo keeps him from directly ganking our asses.

Would it be better to send out some clones to keep him from killing us too easily or would it be better to conserve the chakra for stellar arts?

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I see our friend auto-formatting is back. Lovely.

First post shortly~

My suggestion for this fight is Genjustu with Danzo's help and then try to disarm him, sure the sword may return somehow but if we blast him without it the damage may stick. Maybe Samehada won't like our chakra.

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>>790244
get hype for tsuki's death

Rolled 23 (1d100)

Rubbing the dice for luck.

how fitting that I'm eating fish fillet while reading this thread

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>>790304
Rub harder, friendo.
And remember that lewds feed the dice.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>790313
I don't have any lewds saved to my PC.

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>>790316
Okay.

>>790281
>http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH
Hahaha, genjutsu, as if Tsuki has any real offensive genjutsu techs to use. She does have illusions and stuff to aoid hits with, but nothing that affects the opponent. Check pastebin at OP for people that wants a list of stuff she can do.

Besides, with his huge Chakra pool and long experience fighting other types of ninjas, AND having Shisui as a partner for potential Genjutsu defense training, I donno about using any normal genjutsu at all on him.

>>790281
>genjutsu
Does Tsuki even know any proper genjutsu?

She has skill, but as far as I know she's never worked on anything but defending against it.

>>790316
Time to stop for now anon

>>790320
All these rare tsukis, goddamn

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>790327
I'm going to keep going until they start working.

>>790333
Ok, it's good that you rolled out the shitty ones, so plz hold the rest of the rolls in until we need them ok?

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>790332
Whoops, i didn't mean to post that one :^)

Rolled 77, 14, 2, 11, 7, 39, 40, 7, 51, 33, 81, 18, 4, 39, 55, 64, 26, 22, 8, 25 = 623 (20d100)

Using up all the luck.

>>790363
Thanks anon!

>>790292
Haha! Now I have AAAAAAAALLL the Hinata's!
Eat a dick, Hiashi.

>>790363
>all the low rolls
Gonna need more lewd tonight.

>>790369
>clone + transformation is for lewd
Don't pretend you haven't thought about it.

>>790363
Good job. No seriously, that's a lotta shit rolls.

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>>790244
Hey wargle, before we start, what's fuu up to right now?
>Captcha: Downs Avenue

>>790363
you go, dude

>>790388
Now we need rare fuus

>>790401
I actually went through deviantart and google a while back looking for fuus.
I looked through a lot of shit and didn't find much, but here's a gallery of what i've got.

https://imgur.com/a/d1Ov3
Fuu is the rarest.

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While you begin to formulate a plan, Danzo- or rather, several Danzos- run past you, directly towards Kisame.

As they go to engage, Kisame rushes towards them, his smile wide.

He swings his massive sword upwards- then spins, hitting everything near him. Most of the clones are dispatched in this single swing, though a few that were merely clipped by the swing remain.

“Shadow clones, Old-timer? You’ll need a lot more than that to beat me! Hahahahaha!”

The real Danzo stands beside you, unfazed.

“Kisame Hoshigaki. Among your peers, you are highly prized- you have one of the highest bounties known to the five nations. I have no doubt you have earned that reputation- but attacking Konoha will be your final error in judgement. Even as the tree burns, the roots stand healthy and strong- strong enough to strangle the life out of you.” Danzo lectures.

“You certainly are confident, for a fossil. Maybe I should crush the girl first, and see how strong your resolve is?” Kisame laughs- his sharp, shark-like teeth gleaming in the setting sun.

You don’t know Danzo’s full strength- and thus, it will be difficult to plan effectively. You decide to…

1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.

2. Disobey Danzo, and engage Kisame in melee. Engage afterglow to compensate.

3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)

>>790388
She's at the bunker with the rest of those who were present at the manor.

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

Just to see how Stellar effects him

>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.

>>790440
Yeah, but what's she doing?
What's she thinking?

>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

Are these mutually exclusive?
If so 1, else 1 and 3.

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

>>790428
>4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)
Deploy Stellar Chakra Pheonix Flowers. and have a normal clone you short bursts of Stellar Lightning when openings appear. Gain Battlefield Control

>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.

>>790448
Stuff like that is usually post thread, isn't it?

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
I WOULD choose to just attack from range, but I don't want to let this fight to go on too long when Danzo doesn't have all the chakra like this guy does. Besides, one good support jutsu to keep a battlefield advantage shouldn't be too hard to maintain even with 50% chakra in us.

>>790428
>4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)
"KAKUZU! HOW MUCH IS THE AKATSUKI PAYING YOU?"

>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to affect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

I'm left with the impression that this won't be as effective as we hope, though.

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

>>790466
I suspect he'll do the whole 'water everywhere' thing and put them all out if they start to get annoying.

>>790466
Agreed, since his water stuff will negate our fire somewhat. I'm just hoping the fact that it's plasma and not just normal fire will help mitigate that chakra nature disadvantage.

>>790458
Normally, but wargle doesn't do it much anyways, so i thought i'd ask before we got started.

>>790428
1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
His sword eats chakra, using pheonix flowers won't help

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

>>790460
Let's not butt in on other battles while we're trying not to die in this one.

I do support seeing if we can negotiate with him, if it should ever come up though.

>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

Utilizing Phoenix Flowers (Of the stellar variety)

(Because of the nature of this fight, Tsuki will be predisposed to using her stronger techniques unless you specifically state otherwise.)

Writing.

I wonder what Samehada will think of Stellar chakra. Would it be spicy?

Too spicy?

>>790506

That's fine by me, I feel like that's going to be the only thing that might affect big blue.

>inb4 he uses a big whirl pool to summon an ocean.

I'd say we should call bullshit on that, that or Tsuki pouts at him for ruining her flowers.

time to die, lads

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Danzo creates several more shadow clones, before joining in the battle himself. With his sharingan active, Danzo is able to able to dodge Kisame’s blows- only occasionally substituting with a shadow clone to absorb a hit. His offense is a mix of several offensive fire techniques- although Kisame doesn’t seem particularly bothered by any of them, dodging out of the way of the major attacks, or just tanking hits from the smaller ones if dodging would put him at a disadvantage.

It’s obvious to you- and likely Danzo himself- that he will lose this fight if it continues like this.

Thankfully, you’re here to help him.

You begin to knead fire chakra in your stomach, slowly infusing stellar chakra into it as you go. Your Phoenix Flowers have always been reliable, and you hope this fight will be no different.

As Danzo continues to keep the Akatsuki member busy, you release Phoenix FLowers rapidly, hoping to take control of the field of battle as quick as possible…

(1d100, first three. Roll ‘em!)

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>790570
100

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>790570
Cmon1

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>790570

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>790570

>>790578
THANK FUCK YOU LATE!

>>790578
Well fuck me, glad I was slow

>>790582
We don't use crits, but a 21 would not have been good.

USE IMAGES PEOPLE

>>790578
3 SECONDS LATE

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>>790577
dubs to the rescue

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>790534
ATSA SPICY MEATABALL!
>>790570
100

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>790570

>>790578
DODGED A FIREBALL

>>790577
Saved by the kek

Writing.

>>790577
Smug Tsuki saves the day.

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>>790577
>>790588
>>790599
>>790600

we have been blessed

>>790614
Seven is our lucky number.

Just ask Fuu.

>>790614
It is all in the using images.

>>790630
The dice gods punish those who think they have them figured out.

>>790662
No, they punish people that don't put any single image into their post.

>>790153
Man, I will never get tired of this gif.

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>>790630
Fool, everyone knows lewds feed the dice.

>>790614
Kek is with us, but his glory is fickle and fleeting.

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By the way folks how long until Tsuki develops pic related lazers

Seriously look through Protoss units, so many technique ideas.

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Also, meanwhile in dragonball quest
>>790294
>>790647

>>790695
We require additional stellar pylons (points)

>>790699
Oh, that's running. Cool, thanks.

>>790695
If we had chakra scalpels, we could dual wield plasma short-blades or something. But considering the Raiga swords, I'm not sure if that's ever gonna be needed. Well, unless she gets disarmed anyways.

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>>790710
we jobbin' second form frieza right now

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You’re able to create a good number of Phoenix Flowers before Kisame actually notices what you’re doing.

By then, however, it’s too late- the azure fireballs have completely surrounded your portion of the battlefield, blocking off the three of you from any of the other Akatsuki members.

[+10 Battlefield control bonus!]

“Ah, these certainly are pretty. Learned something new since our last meeting, girl? Maybe that huge light in the sky was you as well, eh? Probably could’ve taken out the Kazekage’s little brat before he destroyed half your village- but I guess that’s just too bad! Hahahaha!” Kisame taunts. His carefree demeanor still hasn’t changed, even though he should be a clear disadvantage.

You need only to command them to detonate, and your Phoenix Flowers will follow through- but they are best utilized as support, allowing you or others to set up stronger techniques. You may not have that luxury now, though.

“Tsuki. Let us combine our strength against him! Fire on my mark!” Danzo shouts as he and Kisame continue to struggle.

You….

1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

2. Will do it on your own- he just needs to distract him!

3. No- you need more Phoenix Flowers first!

>>790717

1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

Danzo knows best

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
yes Danzo-sama

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
We TRUST in Danzo!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
Give it our all for second-father!

jizzing into a gaping pussy without penetrating is called a "virgin mary"

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo's plan!
Words that have never been uttered outside this quest.

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>>790699
>>790714
a-anons plz

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

>>790731
That's also the name of our next technique.

Oh hey, since Danzo is wind-chakra, does this mean combining his stuff with our hot fire/plasma to make even bigger and powerful fire? Cuz how wind empowers fire and all when combined properly.

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

If this goes to shit... and I'm really hoping that it won't. Danzo has that suicide seal shit right? That'll mean Tsuki will get to watch two techs of her pull of an I am taking you with me attack both on swordsmen of the mist no less.

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>>790714

>>790742
The afterglow naming situation was funny but now you're just forcing things.

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Making Konoha Great Again.

Writing.

>>790744
God yes! Make it happen!

>>790766
I was clearly joking.

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Just some fresh technique ideas I got. Hopefully we do a few.

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>>790153
HI WARGLE

>>790785
Motes is basically Pheonix Flowers.

I like the Fog idea, but that is gonna be something tricky to get down without burning Tsuki alive.

Honestly I think we just need to improve our Chakra usage and other types of Jutsu right now. Stellar has some plenty of good stuff going for it, but we need to have something for when we don't wanna kill someone or we face our counter.

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>>790785
Upper Atmospheric lightning my friend

>>790809
The mist thing we'll have to use while in Afterglow to shield ourselves, that or once we have more control and understanding of our release.

The Motes of light we kinda meant to orbit so engaging her in cqb is really hard and you need to watch out for her orbiting chakra mines.

>>790785
Some are good but I'm not sure about the fog. I think it will do more harm to our allies than our enemies unless they get really close.

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>>790785
>>790814

>>790818
Well in that case Motes seems like a natural extension of Phoenix Flowers. I still would rather focus on gitting gud about other jutsu types like Genjutsu and Kenjutsu first. We don't need to focus on them, but something in them would be nice.

>>790785
Very cool. Electro pulse orb seems more like EMP, which isn't useful in a world with little electronics. But maybe electricity can stun in AOE anyways?

Stellar Fog looks cool, but also looks totally useless due to how hot that would make the air around. Which Tsuki isn't immune to.

Sweeping beam could be useful, along with focus beam. But that laser looks most useful with the sheer penetration potential. Heavily armored opponents/buildings and monsters comes to mind as targets.

>>790823
it's situational like many things we use to solo or to escape or force enemies from cover.

>>790809
It'd be like that scorch style user

>>790839
That came to mind, yeah. It might be worth learning some Wind or Earth Jutsu to fuel our other Natures some.

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>>790839
Pakura but yes

Guys, keep in mind Stellar is basically DBZ chi, and alot of attacks can likely be adapted.

I want a special beam cannon.

>>790866
I see, so you're saying we need to go super-saiyan? To go beyond just Afterglow?

>>790880

Or that we go Giant Oozaru with the power of the Moon!

>>790880
>>790866
Well Afterglow can take us too Speed 6 once we spec too it. Faster than Minato or the Raikage, with reflexes and perception better too. But thats if we focus it.

>>790880
But wouldn't afterglow be super saiyan (blue) already? So we need to ascend beyond that or go afterglow 2! Perhaps we could later go...even further beyond.!

>>790899
Nah, we need some shinreiyoku, err, divine chakra from Kaguya to go Super Stealler Tsuki!

>>790899
Afterglow
Afterglow: Second Wind
Afterglow: Third Bloom
Afterglow: Fourth Base

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“Of course!” You shout back.

Kisame looks between the two of you, amused.

“Student and Teacher, huh? Good thing I have a partner of my own…” Kisame muses.

He seems to be addressing… the sword?

Even stranger, the blade seems to respond to this, shuddering and quaking beneath the bandages. It’s… alive?

Kirigakure’s legendary blades certainly are unique- you’d love to learn more about them in the future.

“Wind Release: Vacuum Spheres!” Danzo’s voice echos- snapping you back to reality. He’s released a massive amount of swirling balls of air- and while a few have targeted Kisame, who dodges with ease, most are bound for your Phoenix Flowers. When the two techniques connect- your Phoenix Flowers seem to have doubled in size!

The two abilities seem to feed off one another- the swirling blue spheres are each nearly the size of a Great Fireball!

Fire Chakra does feed off of Wind Chakra- this must have been his plan. Thankfully, you are able to retain control over these “Flowers”, if you can even call them that anymore.

Kisame’s expression has changed, however. His smile is gone- replaced not with worry, but a look of calm determination.

This unsettles you- but you must remain focused, and wait for Danzo’s signal. Your mentor has switched tactics, engaging Kisame with Wind-based techniques, since the regular fire techniques were proving ineffective. However, he still hasn’t given you the signal….

(Roll ‘em!)

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Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>790922

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>790922

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>790922

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>>790927
Good shit. 90 is nice number.

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>790922
Tsukis for the Tsuki throne

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Rolled 88 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>790922

>>790927
you absolute madman

>>790927
80 + the 10 from Battlefield Advantage? Nice.

>>790927
B-E-A-utiful. I'm happy with a 80+10 here

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>>790927
80's pretty good.
Need more lewds to break 90+ though.
Usually multiple per roll, or otherwise just fill the whole thread with them.

>>790933
FUCK I MISSED IT.

thats what i get for not sorting my art folder.

>>790927
Anon saving our skin and roasting Kissimmee's

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>>790933
Needs hand movement on the second frame.
Try turning her hand to the side.

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>790922

>>790950
in my defense i was plastered. but yeah i fell ya, sadly i didn't save it as anything but this :')

>>790957
You can open it up in GIMP and get access to all the layers, you know.
It's kinda shit for drawing, but you can just cut and paste if you're using paint, photoshop or some other generic program.

>>790957
Also one ryo is about 10 yen, meaning 10 ryo is about one dollar.
Those are essentially ten dollar bills.

>>790927
90, huh?

Writing.

>>790974
I did good?

>>790974
OK so we didn't kill him but we did fuck him up so ewhat.

>>790983
Well obviously we didn't kill him in one hit.

>>790699
Hey fuck you

stap forcing the lewd meme shit

my rustles are jimmied

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>>791043
don't worry man, it's just jokes.

>>791076
Lewds are serious business

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>>791076
mfw someone says something I don't like

REEEEEEEEEE—hck, kagke, cough cough, WATER mom, I need WATEr

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You guys seem to be mistaken.

It's not the lewds that bring us good rolls, it's the vast amount of wealth.

So post fat stacks, talk about your dolla dolla bills, break out your cash money, turn on your clover, make fun of the lower classes, and make it rain for Tsuki

>>791092
The dice gods will different things. Sometimes it is money, other times Fuu. All we can do is try to figure out what they want.

Fortunately I think are chakra might be much too spicy for chakra sword.

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Seeing the effect of your combination, Danzo smiles.

Kisame, though, is quickly upon him- it seems the Akatsuki member is no longer in a mood to play games.

In an effort to keep the Kiri shinobi guessing, however, Danzo changes tactics, instead rushing headlong at Kisame. He’s caught off guard, and seems to have difficulty wielding his larger sword in such a confined space. Danzo’s clones get in a few strikes- seemingly doing very little- before they are dispelled with the bandaged blade’s considerable bulk. Eventually, only one Danzo remains- but as Kisame brings the blade down overhead, Danzo catches it with his mechanical arm.

“Heh- fancy tools aren’t going to save you- Samehada will consume your chakra with every strike! It’s impossible to wear me down, old-timer!” Kisame taunts.

The Akatsuki member tries to pull back his blade- but is unable to, Danzo’s mechanical arm gripping it tightly.

“Who said anything about wearing you down? I’d prefer you to die, Kisame Hoshigaki.” Danzo responds calmly.

His free hand makes a series of signs- and large black seals spread across Kisame’s body.

“Hrgk- what did you-” Kisame grunts through gritted teeth.

“A Paralyzing Self-Cursing Seal. Hardly strong enough to hold someone like you for too long- however…” Danzo explains.

Letting go of the blade, Kisame falls over, apparently unable to move at all.

“Tsuki, now!” Danzo commands.

Nodding, you command the empowered Phoenix Flowers to descend on the defenseless Kisame…..

>>791106
INB4 Kakuzu

At most he gets slightly toasted, no way he dies in one hit

>>791106
Nope, there's no way we're oneshotting Kisame.

Either someone's going to come to save him, or he's going to somehow endure it.

>>791121
But fuck would I laugh if we did line shot him while he was shittalking loudly.

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>>791106
Great, now we just pissed off shark-boy

>>791106
And now we get to fight Kisame's Fusion Dance.

That's...that's definitely something.

>>791128
We're gonna have quite the reputation, we pissed off Shisui, really annoied Sasori by destroying Hiruko, did this to Kisame and killed Deidera. I mean damn they are gonna be having words with Orochimaru about leting his experiments run amok...

Maybe he'll start making more Tsukis...

>>791106
So if we do kill him eventually we are taking that sword for study and reverse engineering right?

Tsuki just found her perfect weapon.

>>791158
A blade that will eat her?

>>791158
Might be a bit big for Tsuki... unless we begin mechanical enhancements! Danzo shows that we have the technology.

>>791136
Im mean we dont have a rival yet so thats possible.
The time has come.
My body is ready for our Virgil.

>>791158
Naw. It's a shark-sword, works with water, and actually hates fire. The swords we'll get to use are the best for us already.

>>791158
Question is will the sword like us? It needs to like you before you can use it. You also can't channel chakra through it...so sadly not. However it could be a nice pet?

>>791158
Not at all...

>>791162
>>791171
>>791173
>>791179
It eats the enemy's chekra when they get cut and d you can absorb some back from the sword if you're running low.

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>>791158
>perfect weapon
>it's fucking huge
>she even has low strength
>aligned with an element we don't use

>>791186
It has to like you first.

>>791158
the idea of having 2 of the Mists' seven swords is tempting....

>>791191
Shame Kiba takes both hands to use. Oh wait it isn't for the reasons everyone has said.

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A split second before they collide, you think you see Kisame move- but your vision is soon consumed by the great chain of explosions erupting before you.

*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~[/blue


It’s… beautiful, really. The intensity of them threaten to burn you, even at your considerable distance, and the shock waves they emit send several small rocks flying- and flutter your hair, in what you would assume is a dramatic fashion.

You suppress the urge to laugh- surely the fight isn’t over quite yet.

You cannot see Danzo- though you’re sure he likely left the blast radius.

As the smoke from the blast begins to clear, though, it’s clear something is moving- Kisame stands- a great sphere of water surrounding him. He clearly is badly burned- the wounds are visible even though the distortion of the churning water.

His eyes are trained right on you- focused, and looking quite bloodshot.

>>791186
You...you can't think that way, right?

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>>791192

>>791195
I did good.

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Before he’s able to release his defensive technique, however-


“SUMMONING TECHNIQUE!” Danzo’s voice cries out from the other side of Kisame.


It’s followed by smoke- then a thunderous *CRASH*.

Something roars- so loudly that you believe you might go deaf!

What could it possibly-

Your thought process is interrupted as all the smoke is sucked toward the source of the noise- it’s gigantic!

It looks like a giant version of Yume- but alive, and quite angry!

It continues to breath deeply, sucking in anything and everything nearby.

Kisame struggles to resist the suction- it’s so powerful that it threatens to even pull you off of your feet…..
(Roll to resist Baku’s suction!)

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>791205
I want this summon

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>791205

Dosh will see us through

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>791205

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>791205

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>791205

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>791205

>>791210
I think we did it.

>>791210
thank christ

>>791209
Dosh is apparently NOT what the dice wants tonight.

>>791210
Standing tall!

Writing.

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>791205

>>791220
Doesn't help I've been on a bit of an unlucky streak for a while

>>791205

First thing I thought when I saw the picture is, "Did Danzo just summon the Great Pumpkin?"

>>791220
Clearly lewd, even crappy lewd is the way to go.
>>791211

the good rolls tonight don't have anything, actually, other than the start beginning with a kek
>>791210
>>790927

>>791250
They were both done by people that didn't say much. So everyone shut up I guess.

>>791205
Danzo.. just brought our stuffed animal to life.

>>791211
Anon, it's lewd and adorable. But will probably never happen.

>>791250
Maybe 80 is the lucky number tonight?

>>791224
Please tell me we are going to throw in a big stellar technique in there to nuke the shark man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKGNwqq7oC8&list=PLan2Kt7jNEbU9FCLcfweYibtQBZRge6vI&index=12

No- you won’t give in! This is the perfect opportunity to take him out!
You plant your feet, channeling chakra through them as if you were standing on water.

Looking forward, you can see Kisame’s water barrier has been pulled away, leaving only him struggling against the pull. As close as he is to the creature, it is likely taking all of his strength-

You smile.

This should strengthen your fire techniques as well, right?

You begin to knead chakra in your stomach, and prepare for a-


1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!


2. Great Stellar Fireball!


3. Great Dragon Fire!


~Also~


1. Engage Afterglow


2. Do not engage afterglow


(Chakra reserves sitting around 40%)

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Tsuki's Mean Street Posse when?

>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
We need to conserve chakra as much as possible so we can keep pelting him with attacks

>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!

>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!

Stellar edition should make pretty fireworks.

>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

>>791267
>Great STELLAR fireball
Afterglow is next on my list, just not yet.

>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!
>1. Engage Afterglow

>>791267
1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!

2. Do not engage afterglow

>>791267

1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!

2. Do not engage afterglow
Best chance to take out Kisame, make it count. Not engaging afterglow because then we're useless, probably, so I'm banking on an OP attack to try and kill him.

It being Kisame though...we may be justified in going all in on killing him right now. He's a fucking beast.

>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

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>Stellar Dragon Bullet: By infusing Stellar chakra into Fire Dragon Bullet, the amount of damage inflicted is much higher- the flames themselves will persist on a target, and will resist efforts to be put out.


http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH

>>791277
No afterglow.

Great stellar fireball if dragon fire doesnt get the stellar option.

>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

Bullet is way too weak

>>791267
2. Great stellar fireball
1. Engage afterglow

>>791267
1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
1. Engage Afterglow

>>791293
Am I missing something? Cause I thought the Dragon Bullet was way stronger than Grand Fireball

>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

Guys, it is extremely unlikely that we will get another chance to hit him while his water is deprived from him, AND he is unable to dodge due to vacuum, AND wind amplifying our fire. I'm not so sure about suing Afterglow here, but YES to one big stellar fireball now!

Please remember that Danzo does not have that much chakra in comparison to the other big-hitters, and that summoning big thing cost lots of chakra. This is not a chance that will come again any time soon.

>>791293
See what >>791289
posted. I'ts resistant to being put out and sticks around.

>>791267
Changing >>791278
to
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!

>>791267
>>791286

>>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>>2. Do not engage afterglow

Changing.

>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage Afterglow

Honestly at this point I'm not sure which technique is most destructive.

>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

>>791300
Bullet is the lowest fire jutsu we know, fireball is a tier above it.

>>791310
Dragon Fire and Fireball are more powerful, but take up 5% more chakra. Fire Bullet is good damage with a hard to remove dot, but if anyone can remove that dot it would be shark boy here.

>>791310
Fireball is more offensive. bullet is good vs single target, but is is most basic technique in terms of power. Fireball is bigger, has AOE splash, and able to cover more of Kisame's body and immediate surroundings.
I figure, it would roast him from the outside to the inside with the heat around him, even if it doesn't kill him immediately on hit.
Basically, we'll dry this bastard up real good at the minimum. Let's see how a fish feels when it's seriously deprived of water.

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Looking like Great Stellar Fireball/No Afterglow.

Roll'em!

BIG ROLLS

>>791331

>dry him up.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Release:_Great_Exploding_Water_Colliding_Wave

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>791334

Lets try wrestlers now

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>791334
For dads

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>791334

>>791267

>2. Great Stellar Fireball
>1. Engage Afterglow

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>791334

>>791338
Ok then, NEVER rolling again, at least this session.

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>>791336
>>791337
>>791338

M E D I O C R E
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>791334

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>791334

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>>791336

the dice have actually been pretty cruel this thread.

>>791350
Nah, we have rolled well for the most part. Give and take is part of the game of luck. I'll take a mediocre roll when the enemy is locked down and good rolls all the the other times.

>>791350
They started kind, now we're just getting sad results again.

Here's hoping these mediocre rolls were still enough. We've been piling on advantage after advantage that's gotta count for something.

>>791349
>>791345
Well I'll always have the comfort knowing I rolled the fight verses Sai

Well shit!

>>791350
I guess the 80s were taking their toll

So! I wonder if Itachi feels like shit for telling Tsuki to not kill Gaara, and then Gaara killed half of Konoha.

He SHOULD feel like shit.

I really hope Danzo has it in him to make up for Tsuki's not ideal finisher.

>>791363
So long as he isn't forced to die for us like Ebisu, I'm happy. No More. Never Again.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>791363
sure 59 aint good but its above average and it paired with one of the most godly wind attacks there is will likely still be a brutal force. Even if Kisame can absorb chakra to heal if you just overwhelm with damage it don't matter.

So what are the odds that orochimaru was crippled and now wants Tsuki's body?

>>791385
We're most likely on the list

>>791385
Well he tried to mark Tsuki back in the woods, but he was not allowed to

>>791381
Som has conditioned me to consider any roll below 70 a critical failure.
Technically 59 is above average, but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it.

>>791395
Mecha Space Pirate has ruined my dice expectations for every other quest

>>791395
With a best of 3 I think the mid 70s is average. But Wargle seems to take 70s as pretty good and and a 59 was still mediocre. So I don't think we messed up too hard here.

>>791395
Agreed. This feels like a 'you hit somewhere close to him, but not actually on him directly'
It's a good thing we choose the skill that has AOE splash at least.

>>791403
I'm thinking he is able to put up a block in time and negate some of the damage. Still a Stellar Fireball hitting though.

WARGLE

Hey.

Please don't kill too many dads.

>>791414
Hi, LD!

>>791422
Hi... You?

>>791427
I'm just a fan who hasn't participated.

>>791436
Oh. Well, Sunday night and Monday morning. Prepare to meet the Elite NEET.

Even if you can't show, I appreciate the support. Can't believe my shitty quest gets almost as many votes as this one on the archive.

Wargle, Gobble, and Wong: the holy trinity of QMs.

>>791451
I'll bite: what quest doyou run?

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>>791451
And the dark one, somnius.

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>>791414
Huh? I wouldn't dare. I am innocent of these accusations!

Post Inc.

>>791457
a new soul eater quest DWMA quest.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DWMA%20Quest
only on its 3rd thread so far, been fun tho

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>>791458
>>791451

>forgetting Crusty

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKdLWxyHLTE&index=13&list=PLan2Kt7jNEbU9FCLcfweYibtQBZRge6vI

“Great… Stellar Fireball!” You yell, exhaling the blue orb of Stellar flame.

As it flies directly towards Kisame, it grows-

And grows-

And grows, until the it’s nearly triple its normal size.

Kisame’s eyes widen- and as a reflex, he brings the blade down in front of him.

“Defend me, Samehada! It’s time for your meal!” Kisame shouts- his sword begins to shudder and shake in response.

The fireball collides with the weapon- causing the attack to rupture, spewing forth molten stellar chakra.

There’s a screeching noise- like some sort of animal squealing in pain.

Kisame is on one knee, gripping the revealed Samehada. With it’s bandages burned away, it looks like no weapon you’ve ever seen- like some giant, scaled leech, open mouth and all. It seems charred- and smoke is emanating from its open jaws.

“Seems Samehada hates your chakra, kid. It doesn’t like spicy things- and apparently yours is like biting into the sun itself. I guess I’ll need to do things myself- come, Samehada! Bind yourself to me!

Kisame rips off the burnt remains of his cloak, and holds the sword close- it looks like it’s beginning to fuse to his body!

You need to interrupt it- but there’s no way you can get that close without getting sucked in!

“Vacuum Serial Waves!” You hear Danzo shout from above- great blades of wind strike all around Kisame, who doesn’t even try to dodge.

Danzo lands next to you- the suction of the large beast doesn’t seem to affect him at all.

He’s cradling the blade…. It continues to meld into him!

Danzo and you exchange looks briefly- before the elderly shinobi runs right at Kisame!