>>807137

What do I do?
[] tease her for a while
[] Stalk the castle halls
[] Hunt in the richer part of the city
[] Prowl in the power outskirts along the wall
[] Ask if she's still afraid of everyone but me and her sisters
[] Turn partially into a dragon and soar through the night sky
[] Set up one of my special sweet shop
[] Make a mirror and get some "tools" from my mobile castle or somewhere else
[] write in

Also, sorry I haven't made sheets for Lifa or Maya yet, but I haven't found the time since I've been really busy off of quest days lately. Also need to make one for Cyra.

And good news, I'm going to running a game for some friends set in Da'ta, so I might get some ideas to take that quest off haitus

>>807139
>[] Hunt in the richer part of the city

>>807139
>[] tease her for a while
>[] Ask if she's still afraid of everyone but me and her sisters
>[] Hunt in the richer part of the city

Glad to hear about Da'ta, hope your game goes well.

>>807139
>[] tease her for a while
>[] Prowl in the power outskirts along the wall
>[] Ask if she's still afraid of everyone but me and her sisters
>[] Make a mirror and get some "tools" from my mobile castle

Let us get ready to go, this is Maya's first time, and as far as we know she hasn't even corrupted any souls before. Tools would be good, and we don't want to start with the sweet shop until Maya fails. Got to give her room to try.

It's okay, it's really only going to matter if Maya levels or all of our family gets involved in...other business.

If we get confronted by that angel with Maya here, have I got a series of write ins to work with. Depending on if our other daughters are here, of course.

>>807139
>[] tease her for a while
>[] Ask if she's still afraid of everyone but me and her sisters
>[] Hunt in the richer part of the city
What system are you using?

>>807139
>[] Set up one of my special sweet shop

>>807139
>[] Set up one of my special sweet shop
>[] Make a mirror and get some "tools" from my mobile castle or somewhere else

>>807139
>[] tease her for a while
>[] Ask if she's still afraid of everyone but me and her sisters
>[] Hunt in the richer part of the city
>>807176
Voting happens by making votes.
Write in's are not required due to HM usually giving out good options, but if you come up with something cool make a write in and try and make a case for it.

Dice are best of five, crits and crit fails override.
If the sixth roll is a 20 or a nat 1 and there was a crit or a nat 1 in the first 5 rolls we get a ultra crit or a ultra fail.
We have demonic favor for rerolls that we can either use a certain amount per thread or permanently burn it to gain ultra crits or some other exotic effects.

and remember RULE OF COOL rules in HM threads.

>>807208
preeeeety sure anon meant the table top system for Da'ta.

>>807139
Nice hopefully you will introduce them to a suspiciously fluffy angel.

>>807209
Well it's nice to remind people anyways.
But yeah now that you mention it
>>807139
HM what system are you using for the game?

>>807208
Thanks, but I meant what he uses to run Da'ta.

>>807168
Glad to hear people have plans, especially for getting our smaller family members to safety. And I have a plan for weakening the angel, among other things.

>>807223
Yeah I know this plan, I'm iffy on it, but we'll see.

The getting the smaller members to safety is just more her acting to her title than anything else.

>>807227
The turning him/it organic is the important part, so the Miller's have something to latch on too. The other part is for the title as well.

"Maybe you should just stay home, honey" I say, pitching and pulling her cheek lovingly as she looks up at me, looking a little annoyed as I stop "they might eat you up cause you're so cuuute"

Hey eyes go wide and I hug her tighter, okay maybe not the best choice of words there

"Kidding, kidding" I say as she wraps her tail around my waist "Still, you're so adorable Maya, are you sure you're a demon? You're not scary at all, just cuuute"

"S..stop it" she whines as I tug on her cheek, as it turns as red as her scales and eyes "You're being weird"

"Oh I'm always weird" I say, kissing her on her forehead " But I just can't help myself around something as cute as you are"

"I didn't mean it as an insult" She says, flicking her tongue out "not at all, Its just...you are kinda of weird mother"

"Most of our kin seem to think that' I say as I stand up and spread my wings "I don't care, but are you ready to hunt my darling?"

"YES, I've been ready!" She shouts as I step of the building and close my eyes.

Air rushes past me, screaming and shrieking along with Maya before I unfold my wings and fly up into the air, over the castle walls

I flutter my wings and hove in place, not moving an inch as Maya slowly opens her eyes

"Why didn't you warn me?" She asks as I chuckle nervously, as she hisses weakly

"Sorry, used to flying alone" I say as I hug her close, feeling her tail slowly calm down and stop swinging back and forth in a panic

"Are you still scared of everyone besides me and the rest of the family?" I ask as she glances down nervously at the streets below, running my hand through her hair as she winces, and rattles her tail

"I'm tiny, and weak" She squeaks "I can't live out of hell without you, everything out here with souls worth taking are too big and ..eat..they're always eating, its...I'll get over it, they're just mortals, nothing we can fear, they're prey, fuel, toys"

I frown, that's something I think big demons tell imps to make them go into the world. And I'm pretty sure they never mention people like Layla, who eat demons. In fact...now that I think about it, the only imp I saw out and about the world was a gluttony one.

I squeeze Maya a bit tighter, as my thoughts go to dark places imagining why that is.

"Mother? Are you scared to?" She asks tilting her head "You smell of it...we can not hunt if I'm too much of a burden"

"No, its fine" I Say smiling again, my lips curling into a grin "lets begin"

What do I do?
[] break into someone's house
[] Lure someone into a secluded alleyway
[] go into a restaurant/club
[] follow a man or woman of few morals, and come up with a plan
[] try to find a few lost souls, easy first pickings
[]Sing a song on a roof top for awhile
[] Offer a troubled person their heart's desires
[] Just stalk the streets for awhile
[] write in

>>807176
>>807216

pathfinder,

>>807253
>[] try to find a few lost souls, easy first pickings
>[]Sing a song on a roof top for awhile
>Explain why mortals are great, and also dangerous.

>>807253
>[] Offer a troubled person their heart's desires
Oh my.
Ah okay! Hopefully you have fun.
Remember to post stories if something funny happens!

>>807253
>[] go into a restaurant/club

>>807253
>[] Just stalk the streets for awhile
>[] try to find a few lost souls, easy first pickings
>[] Offer a troubled person their heart's desires

All of these sound fine with me for now.

I'm waiting for the moment where Queen of Hearts is sung, and becomes a duet. Hell, imagine if all our daughters start singing it.

>>807253
>[] go into a restaurant/club
>[] try to find a few lost souls, easy first pickings

>>807265
Adding
>[] Explain why mortals are great, also dangerous

Good to give her some advice as well.

>>807259
>>807260
>>807253
Adding this
>[]Explain why mortals are great, and also dangerous.
>[] try to find a few lost souls, easy first pickings
>[]Sing a song on a roof top for awhile

>>807253
>[]Sing a song on a roof top for awhile

>>807253
>[] Lure someone into a secluded alleyway
use the sweets

>>807253
>[] break into someone's house

Still, maybe that's why most imps don't make it to even lesser demonhood. Because they believe all mortals are beneath them and weak, only good for toys or snacks. Maybe the world was like that once, but now its filled with things that can pretty easily kill demons and even normal humans can be pretty dangerous. Also most demons don't even understand humanity and monsters, it just seems alien to them.

"Also Mortals are more than that, they feel more than we do, and sure they don't live that long, but those days are filled with wonders beyond most of our lustful sisters and brothers can imagine" I say as I lean against a chimney and let her slide into my lap, looking up at the moon as she slithers off of me "They can accomplish so much in the little time and love like...they're great if you get to know them, but all demons besides our kin never realize this, its just too hard for them to realize. But even they should know mortals can be dangerous. Vampires, dragons, Hungry beasts in the forests, now a days mortals can be pretty dangerous to our kind"

Maya looks up at me, looking terrified, like the day I met her in the den of lust, scared of her own shadow, of me even

I lean and slouch over so I can look in her eyes

"But that's no reason to be afraid, my sweet" I Say calmly "Life without dangers is a life without excitement, living in the moment is what we were made for wasn't it? Being afraid will just make you wilt away"

"You know, our sisters say you're different" She says softly "That you spend too much time in the mortal world, that your heart is like there's deep inside, but I don't see why that's bad, because you're the only who wanted to help me beyond giving me scraps...thank you mother, I don't really understand what you're saying but...Mortals are dangerous, but they're fun to play with as well, right"

I smile, I don't have it in me to tell her she got it almost completely wrong. But hey, she's a demon, that's about as close as she can get to with how her head works. I ruffle her hair and nod as I stand up

"Something like that, but lets get some easy pickings to practice on first" I say as I turn to mansion sitting near the castle walls and grin "Some lost mortal souls are over there, can you hear them crying?"

"Yes' Maya hisses "it sounds just like home, those tormented cries of anguish and pain, are we going to ruin them"

"Yes' I say sweetly, as I slowly walk towards the ivy covered walls around the mansion

What do I do?
[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
[]Ask them why they're in such pain
[] sing and dance with them for awhile, distracting them
[] Offer them a release from their sorrows
[] Just grab one or two and hold them down for maya 1d20+agility
[] Come up with a plan to ruin them, since they don't have bodies 1d20+guile
[] Use my magic on a few of them 1d20+pot
[] write in

>>807260
I will, last game I ran for them was pretty funny.

>>807346
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain
>[] sing and dance with them for awhile, distracting them

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>807346
>[] Use my magic on a few of them 1d20+pot

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain
>[] sing and dance with them for awhile, distracting them
>[] Offer them a release from their sorrows

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain
>[] sing and dance with them for awhile, distracting them
>[] Offer them a release from their sorrows

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>807346
>[] let Maya try her luck at it 1d100
>[]Ask them why they're in such pain
>[] sing and dance with them for awhile, distracting them
>[] Offer them a release from their sorrows

Balls in your court, dear Maya.

There are a few guards walking them, holding outdated and beaten up looking rifles, held together by tape and bandages. I smirk as I drop out of their perspective as I step out of the shadows and in front of the iron gate.

There are a few lights on in the mansion, but in the gardens just past the gate, it is dark, covered with thick hedges like the one owned by the crawlby's.

Except they're overgrown, and there aren't any creepy statues. But it more than makes up for with all the wandering ghosts. My heart skips a beat when I see the first one. They're darker than normal ones, almost black. the opposite of the normal bluish white I've seen.

"Come on Maya, time for you to take the stage"I purr as I press myself against the bars, and with some struggling and huffing manage to slip inside.

I yelp, and rub my now soar chest and hips as Maya cackles, slithering between the gate as I stand there, pouting.

"I think you've gotten a little too fat mama" She says teasingly pocking my stomach "this is why we don't eat a mortal's food, its why are the gluttonous..m..monsters are so fat and putrid"

"Hey!" I shout as I cover myself "this all natural, I don't gain any weight from eating all those sweets you know!"

"Well maybe you just grew a little too big then" She says calmly as I frown "Besides I was only joking"

"I know" I say as I turn to the scary looking floating spirits "So...balls in your court, sweetie"

"Uhh" She says tugging on my wings "They look kind of...well scary and like us, not like normal mortals, they look like the souls we tortured...maybe they belong to another demon, we should go somewhere else mother"

"Oh no" I say shaking my head "there's nothing to fear around here, if there was another demon we'd smell em"

"Still, I don't like how they look, it feels...strange" Maya says rattling her tail.

I sigh and ruffle her hair

"Well how about I distract them so you can ruin them yourself?" I say sweetly "Show you they're not to be feared, and give you some time to think"

"...Alright" She says blushing again "but they're mine okay?"

"Of course, since I need to go on a diet anyways" I say as I walk down the stone path leading towards the largest group of the horrifying looking black spirits"

"Diet?" Maya asks as I try not to look at the exposed rib cages and bleeding gashes on the souls, or the limbs that fade away into ragged nothingness....I pause as I see a young woman without a face among them "What's that?"

"I'll tell you later" I say, clearing my throat as I clap my hands together and walk up the spirits "Good evening"

One without a jaw stares at me

cont

>>807424
"Sorry if I'm being rude but can I ask what's troubling all of you?" I ask as the ghost tilts its head in confusion "Why haven't you moved on yet, don't you know there are things that want to eat you in this eternal night of yours"

"The bastard"

"Killed"

"Maimed"

"Ate"

"Burned"

"Tortured"

"Ripped and tore"

they all say one after the other, the rage and anger plain to see on their face as they hiss "usssss"

"Oh, so you're holding a grudge then, all mad and stuck here in his garden like a bunch of roses" I purr, running my hand through the faceless girls...er...non face "Isn't that a little sad"

they stare at me as I reach the center of them, and swallow, rubbing my throat as they all look at me

"I mean, why give him the satisfaction, I'm sure he's laughing at the fact you're all dotting his garden like tulips" I say sadly, as I twirl around and grab an old man by his tattered hand "Would you really give him what he wants, by festering in your hate and rage"

"We can do nothing else" the old man growls, his face distorting like a demons, and looking just like one for a second, as I force myself to grin and laugh

"You can" I say sweetly as I stare at the moon above me and spread my wings "You can let go of all of this and move on, forget your pains and sorrows, you'd all like that wouldn't you, to stop hurting, to forget and become...strong enough for revenge"

They all stare at me as I laugh and twirl around holding all four of my arms out

"Yes yes, pain is a weakness, remembering is poison" I laugh happily "wallowing in the past will rot you away, just move on with me, laugh, dance and be merry, forget your mortal troubles, if but for an hour or two, and live once more"


I take a breath, and begin to sing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NpNOHGBt-A
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A wordless song, spinning around in the motionless dead, running my hands over myself as I stop, swaying my hips seductively as I close my eyes. I feel like a snake slithering. I wrap my wings around myself and fall low, still swaying. Before I rise back up and unfurl them, taking quick steps and sweeps, showing off my body as a few of the ghosts try to join in with me, looking desperate.

I grab the faceless girl by the waist, and guide a scruffy man's hips into hers with my hands cackling as I twirl around and sing again, grabbing the hands of a man with a wicked claw mark down the side of his face ruining it.

I sing, leaning close to his face as he grins like a fool, trying to match pace and steps with me as I pull him through the crowd.

their wails become song, their footstep drum beats, and their clapping the rhythm I follow, pushing them into each other to partner up and switching between them to drag the more stubborn ones into my dance.

But they all look so awkward, and broken in their movements, like puppets. they're not convinced yet.

And then I see Maya's eyes glowing behind the mist, as a red mist of magic rolls over the dead dancers.
cont

"For a price" Her voice rolls in, as strange lights burn in the night, flashing in the rough appearance of beautiful young girls and men, dressed finely as they vanish into the fog, floating along quickly.

a few souls reach out for them, crying about their face or feeling their own broken bodies as Maya cackles

"I could fix you and take away those terrible scars" She says sweetly "For a price of course...just a small price to pay, not a large one, nothing much, just...what's left of your drained souls...if there's anything at all"

the girl without a face stops, and a four others turn, blood dripping down their face like blood.

Maya reaches into the crowd, and they grab her hand.

And then, chains wrap around them, ripping up from the ground as they scream. I wince and stop singing as I watch the tatters of souls long dead get pulled into the ground as it splits into a fiery pit, Maya cackling happily as they vanish inside, their screams drowned out by mocking laughter as the ground closes up behind them.

The rest scatter, falling away into fog as Maya stands there, looking proud of herself.
-
A reminder to me, that maya got Illusion magic from her 1 soul level up, as five of these almost souls = one normal one. So don't forget HM, when you make her sheet
-

What do I do?
[] Congragulate and hug her
[] Realize they're going to become imps...shortly
[] Bow, finishing my dance
[] taunt the other souls, cruelly
[]Maya....stay here, I need to enact some justice *enter the mansion*
[] Pout, and say I was having fun
[] What did you do?
[] full?
[] write in

>>807511
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] Bow, finishing my dance

>>807511
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] Realize they're going to become imps...shortly
>[] Bow, finishing my dance

>>807511
>[] Bow, finishing my dance
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] Hug and smother her on our chest
>[] full?
>[]Maya....stay here, I need to enact some justice *enter the mansion*
time to corrupt someone who really deserves it.

>>807511
>[] Bow, finishing my dance
>[] Pout, and say I was having fun
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] What did you do?
>[] full?

Ooh, some light magic subschools!

Lets try and figure out what her magic is, after all.

>>807511
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] Bow, finishing my dance
>[] What did you do?
>[] full?
>[]Maya....stay here, I need to enact some justice *enter the mansion*

>Unless you'd like to come with, of course

We need to tear this guy apart, but I don't see why we can't bring Maya along if she want's to come.

>>807525
>[] Realize they're going to become imps...shortly
Forgot that one as well.

>>807511
>[] Congragulate and hug her
>[] Realize they're going to become imps...shortly
>[] Bow, finishing my dance
>[] What did you do?
>[]Maya....stay here, I need to enact some justice *enter the mansion*

I smirk, and bow slowly. Must look taunting to the torn up spirits that just fled from both of us. But I don't care, I can't end a dance without a bow, it just isn't right.

Maya claps her hands, sitting there coiled around a bubbling fountain head, shaped like a sword stabbed into the heart of a wolf like monster.

"Well, did I do good?" She asks sweetly as I smile and without a word hug her, nearly burying her in my chest as I hold her tightly

"Of course you did" I say proudly, resting my head on hers as she hugs me back, nuzzling against me as I hold her "I was wondering what you were going to do, didn't expect you to use my singing and dancing like that"

"Well, you had them enthralled, they were forlorn with their desires to live again" She says calmly, her eyes lowered lustfully as I let go of her "It was simple really"

"So...what did you do to them anyways?" I ask awkwardly, leaning over her as she tilts her head

"Oh, they sold themselves to me" She said calmly "they were already so filled with anger and desires of revenge, it wasn't hard to simply strike a bargain with them, and its not like I lied, I did give them a second chance of life did I not"

I pause and tilt my head what is talking about....

I gasp and cover my mouth

"They're going to be imps!" I shout excitedly as Maya looks a little embarrassed for me

"Well shortly yes" She says sweetly "its just how things work isn't it? Nothing to get too...excited over..er Mum where are you going"

Maya tries to catch up with me as i walk over to the mansions doors and smirks wickedly and devilishy.

"Maya" I say softly as she stops, looking panicky just from being a few feet away from me "Stay here, I need to enact some justice"

"Wait,you're going to kill the mortal who slew them? Why?" She asks, not moving an inch

What do I do?
[] Explain why, the best I can
[] let her come to show her why
[] He'd make a good demon, I want his soul
[]So I can kill him
[] Break the door open with change or Smithing or cooking or alchemy1d20+pot
[] Fly up to a window
[] knock on the door and pretend to be a gift from the king
[] trick a guard into giving me a key
[] Make a mirror inside, and walk into it
[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot
[] stab my spear into the wall
[] write in

>>807511
>[] Realize they're going to become imps...shortly
>[] Bow, finishing my dance
>[]Maya....stay here, I need to enact some justice *enter the mansion*

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>807595
>[] let her come to show her why
[]So I can kill him
[] Break the door open with change or Smithing or cooking or alchemy1d20+pot

>>807595
>[] Explain why, the best I can
>[] let her come to show her why
>[] Make a mirror inside, and walk into it

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>807595
>[] let her come to show her why
>[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>807595
>[] let her come to show her why
>[]So I can kill him
>[] Break the door open with change or Smithing or cooking or alchemy1d20+pot

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>807595
>[] Explain why, the best I can
>[] let her come to show her why
>[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot
>[] Fly up to a window

Rolled 12 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>807595
>[] Explain why, the best I can
>[] I want his soul
>[] Make a mirror inside, and walk into it
>[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot

I love how Iris' takes her personality mostly from her Mother, but takes her relationship methods from her Father.

Maria has to put up with her wife being psychotic and going on murder orgies, Iris has to put up with her Wife being a Soul-destroying Demon who goes on incestuous (With her Daughters, and some pets.) orgies.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>807595
>because he cheated you dear. You should have gotten much stronger had he not ruined those souls so badly.
>that, and he's a cunt who deserves it.
>[] let her come to show her why
>[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot

>>807628
>>because he cheated you dear. You should have gotten much stronger had he not ruined those souls so badly.
>>that, and he's a cunt who deserves it.

I'll second all of that

>>807595
>[]because he cheated you dear. You should have gotten much stronger had he not ruined those souls so badly.
>[]that, and he's a cunt who deserves it.
>[] Explain why, the best I can
>[] I want his soul
>[] Make a mirror inside, and walk into it
>[] Shapeshift into a meek looking maid, and just waltz inside 1d20+pot

"Because" I say holding my four arms out as I stretch my wings and let my tongue droop out of my mouth, before slurping it back up "He cheated you and those people of so much, their lives and the power you need, by acting like one of us"

She frowns, looking a little confused, but I think I got my point across as rage flickers over her face for a second.

"He ruined those souls, and well that's our job darling" I say sweetly, as paint that looks like a maid's dress pours out of my arms like sweat, and slowly flows over me as I command myself to change...however briefly "Now I know sinful and ruined human's become demons, but they should keep their noses out of our business, so in short"


I growl, my voice turning from it smooth honey and milk smoothness into a rough, inhuman roar for a moment "He's a cunt who deserves what we're going to do to him"

"Oh, so you're taking him to hell?" She asks cheerfully "Good idea, those five weren't enough, they weren't any fun"

"Well in a way I guess" I say, shrugging as the paint flows over me.

I wince as I feel my wings pull into my back as a second skin forms over me, my arms getting bent into it as My body forces itself into the disguise I'm making for myself.

I pull my face, forcing my face and the mask into one along with the rest of it. I rub my face with my hands. My skin is slightly tanned, like most of the millers, and I have freckles.

I lick my teeth, feeling the light brown hair hanging by my ears as I blink....Wow

I forgot how the world looked like through mortal eyes. I smile, the false body I made and put myself into is completely human...well except the fact I'm inside of it. I even went to the trouble of giving it a heart.

"Oh" Maya says as I run my hands over my hips and the dress that's over them "You look just like a human"

"Thanks' I say as I turn from her and knock on the door "You can come with me if you ant tot, just stay hidden okay?"

"THANK YOU THANK YOU!" She shouts as I chuckle and straighten up, making myself look meek


The door opens a minute or two later, as an angry man covered in armor answers it and growls, grabbing me by my arms roughly as he drags me inside

"One of you dumb bitches locked yourself out again, you know our lord hates disturbances" He hisses, shoving me to the wall "Now get to work before I mess that pretty little face up"

Maya glares at him, as she slithers inside. The man shivers and closes the door, and keeps rubbing his arms

"Who the hell turned the ac on?" He asks, looking confused as he turns to me "Hey, you empty headed whore,stop standing around or I'll make sure you end up on the streets, get back to work!"
cont

>>807682

What do I do?
[] Apologize and act the part
[] Turn him into a tart 1d20+pot
[]Oh? A whore you say? first off no, second off I'm much...much more than a whore *use shapeshifting magic on him* 1d20+pot
[] Bow my head, and run off down the hall
[] Mess with him with change magic for awhile 1d20+pot
[] Find another maid and help her clean
[] Go to the kitchen and start cooking for the bastard who lives here
[] follow him, sneakily 1d20+agility
[] Hey, didn't your mum ever teach you to be polite to ladies
[] Snoop around
[]write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>807688
>[]Oh? A whore you say? first off no, second off I'm much...much more than a whore *use shapeshifting magic on him* 1d20+pot

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>807688
>[] Apologize and act the part
>[] Go to the kitchen and start cooking for the bastard who lives here
>[]Oh? A whore you say? first off no, second off I'm much...much more than a whore *use shapeshifting magic on him* 1d20+pot

>Though not nearly as much as you

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>807688
>[]Oh? A whore you say? first off no, second off I'm much...much more than a whore *use shapeshifting magic on him* 1d20+pot

>>807688
>[] Apologize and act the part
>[] Go to the kitchen and start cooking for the bastard who lives here

The rolls have been great, but I was hoping we try stealth first.

We're definitely going to pull a Lifa on him though after he eats some 'treats'

>>807708
That was my original plan too, but the guy's alone and soon he'll be too busy thinking about cock too make any problems for us.

>>807688
>[] Apologize and act the part
>[] Go to the kitchen and start cooking for the bastard who lives here
Fun time for the former guard. Not going to vote for it though.

"Sorry" I say stuttering and trying to brush my dress down as he glares at me, reeking of alcohol "I was just watering some of the flowers and lost my key in one of the bushes, I didn't mean to bother anyone, I just didn't want to sleep out there"

"Kuh." he snorts "who waters flowers at night? dumb bitch"

"Sorry, sorry" I say, my mouth twitching as rage builds up in me, but I keep smiling happily "I just though that"

"I don't care what you thought, you obviously weren't, the storm that came through watered them well nough" He says turning back at me, stepping angrily and violently towards me "Don't know who hired you on, but you're dumb even for a whore"

I pause, and frown as a cold chills run through me. I don't like being treated like trash, I lived enough of my life like that. I don't want to be treated like that now, I hate it...I hate it.

"What you smiling for" He roars "get to work!"

He swats at me, and I grab his hand, smiling widely as he recoils.

"Wh...what's wrong with your eyes!" He screams as I dig my nails into my wrists

"A dumb whore you say?" I ask cheerfully as he tries to push me off, as bright pink and gold pink flows down his arm, seeping and flowing under his skin as he tries to force me a way "First off, you wish, Second off I am much"

I twist his hand around, showing him it as it turns delicate and feminine. He clumsily reaches for the knife in his boot, his cries of fear and confusion turning to cute little whines as his black oily hair grows through his helmet and turns golden.

I cackle tauntingly as he shrinks a few inches, his muscled arm shrinking as his armor grows too big and heavy for her.

"What did you do to me!" She cries out as I step over her "What's wrong with my voice, What did you do to me you whore! I'll...I'll gut you you bitch, don't ignore me"

"Sorry" I say curtsying as he stares up at me, trapped under his own armor "I let my temper get the best of me, I am TRULY sorry, but...like you said madame, I need to get back to work. RIGHT away!"

"HEY...hey..this is a dream right!?" He shouts "Turn me back already, I know you can, turn me back or I'll hurt you real bad...please...hey I was just joking..HEY!"

What do I do?
[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
[] ignore him, and try to follow the order's I'm given in the kitchen 1d20+guile
[] add a special touch to the meals I make *what* 1d20+pot
[] tell her she should be grateful, because I could do a lot worse to her
[] take her helmet off and turn it into a mirror, just to fuck with her
[] Volunteer to serve the lord of the house his meal
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>807765
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] Volunteer to serve the lord of the house his meal
>[] add a special touch to the meals I make *what* 1d20+pot
Man doing demon shit is FUN!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>807765
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] tell her she should be grateful, because I could do a lot worse to her
>[] take her helmet off and turn it into a mirror, just to fuck with her
>[] add a special touch to the meals I make *what* 1d20+pot
Try sloth filled food. Just in case someone figures it out, which I doubt.

>>807765
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] Volunteer to serve the lord of the house his meal

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>807765
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] tell her she should be grateful, because I could do a lot worse to her
>[] take her helmet off and turn it into a mirror, just to fuck with her
>Be happy I decided to make you pretty, the pretty ones get paid more
>[] Volunteer to serve the lord of the house his meal
>[] add a special touch to the meals I make *what* 1d20+pot

Why, our specialty of course! (Lewd honey)

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>807765
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] tell her she should be grateful, because I could do a lot worse to her
>[] take her helmet off and turn it into a mirror, just to fuck with her
>[] add a special touch to the meals I make *what* 1d20+pot
Lewd honey, and slow acting rat poison.

>>807765
>>807775
adding
>[] Be happy I decided to make you pretty, the pretty ones get paid more
Lot's of lewd honey for the food.

Rolled 19 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>807765
>[] tell her she should be grateful, because I could do a lot worse to her
>[] Oh right *turn his armor into a slutty dress*
>[] Tell a guard a weird woman followed me in, and apologize for the noise, because she's pretty drunk
>[] add a special touch to the meals I make *some sleeping pill like qualities, and a dash or two of lusty cinnamon and chillies* 1d20+pot

Little different from our uaual fare.

Hold off the lewd honey. Save it for the finishing move when we pull a Lifa finishing move.

>>807784
>some sleeping pill like qualities, and a dash or two of lusty cinnamon and chillies
This is fine with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
-

Maya looks at my work curiously, running her hand down through the former guards hair as she continues to beg and plead pathetically, getting even scareder from the unseen hand touching her face. My precious daughter licks her lips, and then the terrified girls face as I turn around, grinning wickedly

"Heeey" I say sweetly as I sit next to her "Don't be crying and begging like that, you should be grateful"

I put my hand down on her chestplate, its quite too big for her now, I should change that.
She whimpers weakly

"Because I could do a lot worse to you" I whisper into her ear as I run my hand down to her stomach almost teasing way

"P..please I'll give you money, I'll do whatever you want, steal, kill, please just turn me back" She whines pathetically as grabbing at my hand as I tilt my head curiously

"Oh right" I say ignoring her please "I forgot something"

white mist flows over and under her armor, the stench of booze mixing with a fake aroma of roses as the metal on his chest shrinks down, and begins to part away from itself as the hunks of steel turn a bright pink and purple color.

All she can do is cry no and a bunch of other insults with tears streaming down her face as it all vanishes away into itself, wrapping around her in a tight dress that doesn't really cover anything. It looks like a cheap whores dress, torn around the legs to show them off, with the shoulders and collar turned off.

She reaches for the knife on her side.

I grab it and smile humming as Maya continues to lick her face, smearing her make up along with her tears, as she gropes her newly gifted chest, making the girl yelp as I hol the knife over her.

And with a clench of my fist, turn it into a bright yellow lollypop and shove it in her lips, patting her on her head as I stand up and bow

"Now be a good girl, or I'll do worse" I say sweetly, winking as I point at her and walk away "Come on Maya, no reason to play with her anymore"

"Awww, but she tasted so good" my daughter cackles, her fangs shining as she grins "oh her soul is soul thick with sin, can't we play with her"

I shake my head "No I have a better idea sweetie"

I chuckle as I walk down the halls of sickly tan wall paper marked with red roses and gilded silver snakes curling around the edges of it.

A picture of a wicked looking man with a fat face and a thin mustache peers down at me from the wall, his pencil thin mustache looking a bit like a rat's tail
cont

>>807842
My lips curl in disgust, and I turn away glaring at nothing as I turn the corner and

Clang!

Run right into a metal breastplate

"Hmm, aren't you supposed to be cooking" A dumb sounding man asks, also reeking of beer as I Step away "I thought you were all cooking, were you slacking or...did something else happen"

I smile and he smiles from under his helmet

"Oh, I was just in town, buying some special sweets for Mi'lord" I say bowing as the drunkard poses, trying to act like a knight "I hope you aren't to mad I didn't check to see if I could"

"Oh..oh no, I'll keep this a secret between you and me, cutie" He says, trying to sound seductive as he touches my face, pulling back with a gasp as I wince

crap, did my eyes go back?

"Wait, why'd it take you so long to get back from shopping" He asks suspiciously as I sigh heavily

I was hoping he'd ask something like this

"Oh a weird woman followed me into the mansion" I Say meekly as he looks down the hall way and laughs

"So that explains the noise" He giggles happily, rubbing his beard covered chin

"Sorry about that, she was pretty drunk" I say softly "maybe you could help her back home? She doesn't seem like she can back by herself"

"Oh of course" he says, as I smell lust flowing on his breath "Of course"

I smirk, and bow, and head towards the smells of food, as the guard laughs drunkenly behind me.
-

The place is a mess, pots boiling and cooking on every stove top, several cakes baking in the ovens, as a few dim faced girls rush to clean dishes. I frown, most of the girls are pretty and have a bandage or two on their faces, a few on their hands.

All of their eyes look empty and dead. They don't notice or acknowledge me when I walk inside the kitchen. One just grabs me by the arm and yanks me over to a bubbling stew pot.

"Make sure it doesn't bubble over, new girl" She says softly "they don't like it when we make a mess"

I frown.

roll 1d20+guile to avoid being seen planting the honey

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>807881
Cmon now!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>807881
Make sure to get it in EVERYTHING.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>807881

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>807881

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>807881

>>807898
Well it's going to be some sweet stew.

>>807898
Well alright then.

20+3=23= Great success+ crit
-

I run my fingers over the top, like I'm going to be tasting it, and lick the honey pouring out of my fingers as I move my hands away, stirring it in as I salt the dish a bit and walk away as the dead eye girls leaves my side, not pay attention to me as see a girl struggling to decorate a cake by herself

"Let me help" I say sweetly, as I mix some special honey and cinnamon into the bowl of frosting she has, and begin to apply it with her as she nods sleepily and does off, I smile and pat her on the head as Maya watches me curiously, not saying a word.

I set the spready thingy down and move behind some girls covering a roast in barbeque sauce. I smile and begin to help them, without them noticing as I merge into the circle, mixing some chilies and honey into the sauce.

Oh what a wonderful smell of concentrated desires. It's making me needy just standing in it. I lick my lips as I continue to move around, mixing my little treats into the food as they get carried away, and slowly one by one, a maid or two gets dragged off by a guard.

None of them notice me, as I weave in and out of the maids ranks, and mingle with them. Until the food all runs out, and I realize I'm alone with Maya.

I frown and tilt my head. Where'd all of them go.

And then I realize all of the aprons are hung up on the racks, and the door handle is covered in frosting and sauce..they left me?


But why would

"the lord requests your presence" A guard says, peeking in through the door

Oh, that's why. Hmm, I don't see the pink chain that comes from me corrupting and ruining souls. Though I'm sure I saw a maid...or three walk out with a few snacks, after I handed them to them..of course.
-
3 souls corrutpted
-
Which means what I expected, the lord is already ruined.

Shame

But I'm not surprised

What do I do?
[] dispose of the guard *how* and meet with the lord, slowly revealing why I'm here
[] go, and literally pull the bastard into hell
[] reveal myself, and walk into the dining room, asking the lord if he thought he was on top of the food chain as he tries to flee
[]Get the lord drunk and ask him why he did all of those terrible things
[] Go, and keep the act up for awhile
[]Ask the guard if he'd like to see a trick and Mirror hop back to brausrburge, and Kelly
[] Play dumb and ask why
[] write in

>>807964
>[] dispose of the guard *how* and meet with the lord, slowly revealing why I'm here
Let's make it a really unnerving!

>>807964
>[] dispose of the guard *how* and meet with the lord, slowly revealing why I'm here

Give him a cake of sleepyness and send him off, I'm feeling merciful. And can we keep the maids please? They don't deserve this.

>>807964
>[] go, and literally pull the bastard into hell

>>807964
>[]Ask the guard if he'd like to see a trick and Mirror hop back to brausrburge, and Kelly

>>807964
>>807972
Damn i forgot to put in a way to get rid of the guard.
Give him some drugged food.

>>807964
>[] Play dumb and ask why
>[]Get the lord drunk and ask him why he did all of those terrible things
>[] Go, and keep the act up for awhile
I am suddenly very very nervous guys...

>>807986
I'm more worried about the girls than us, all the serving staff getting pulled out for no apparent reason is never a good sign. And the evidence suggests terrible things are happening to them.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>807964
>[] dispose of the guard *how* and meet with the lord, slowly revealing why I'm here
Turn the guard into a chocolate statue

>>807964
>[] Go, and keep the act up for awhile
>[] Play dumb and ask why

"Hey, come on!" He says sternly as I step back and put my hands behind my back "Don't play around, lord's orders"

"Oh, sorry I was just...well there's one cupcake left" I say softly as I make it in my hands, wiggling my fingers and molding the pink clouds into its frosting, sprinkling a bit of chemical sprinkles on it as quickly as I can "And the lord couldn't possibly eat any more so I just...I don't want it to go to waste, maybe you could"

He laughs and holds his armored hand out. I smirk as I gently place the dainty pastry in his hands. He sniffs it, and doesn't bother taking off the paper as he shoves it in his mouth and starts chewing.

His face softens as he sways in place.

"Are you tired?" I ask as he nods wordlessly "Well maybe you should go to sleep, its a hard job after all

He nods again, and stumbles away, dragging his feet as I walk into the room he came from.

I peek around the corner and see a single seat table, stacked with dirty plates, covered with greases and stains. The room reeks of blood, and there's a guard standing at attention, his helmet pulled close.

The lord snuffles, wiping his grease soaked hand over his nose as he spots me and leers at me, chuckling

"Eh" He says, his hand shiny in the candle light as he leans back, his fat stomach rippling as he smacks it 'I thought I asked him to bring you to my bedroom, not to the table, though I wouldn't be against some...company before I finish eating"

I frown and slowly step forward as he licks his lips.

"My, my you have some good genes" He says looking up and down me as Maya tries to drag me back into the kitchen "Where'd I get you from, hey do you know"

The guard turns to look at me, looking down at my legs and smirking as he stands there silently.

"Sorry sir, you go through so many I don't really pay attention to them" he says in a soft, kind voice "it...depresses me"

"Ah you're a bleeding heart...hnn, I'd remember thighs like these" He says, grabbing them as I stand next to him, with my hands held in front of me "And a glorious as like this, how'd I'd not notice you before"

"Oh, well I just came here today" I say sweetly as he goes back to eating, staring at me hungrily as I lean over him "I came here because of my family"

"I agree to pay em or sumthin?' He snorts as the knight watches my backside "Ain't happening, the honor of you working for me should be enough for them"

"Oh I didn't come here for money" I say softly, leaning close to him as he wipes up some of the juice on his plate with a buttered roll and shoves it into his mouth, chewing it as his cheeks pop out, snorting as he swigs some wine with it.

it pours down his second chin as he smiles then, and runs his hand over his hair.

"So why did you come here? couldn't be for the work, no one likes cleaning or cooking" He says, not realizing how wrong he is, as he brushes crumbs off of his stomach

"Well" I say as I lean against him, making him lick his lips like a pig

cont

>>808066
"Well, I came here for my daughter" I say as the guard snorts behind me

"Hnnr? that'd explain the hips, nice and fertile" the lord says, demeating a chicken wing in on bite "perfect for birthing a heir...so it was for money after all? Just not for you then? how selfless"

He wipes his nose again and gropes my ass.

"Now I might be able to give you a raise if you could use that mouth for something besides talking" He says sneering, his yellow teeth making me gag as I grin wider
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqfqWkf1iow
-

"Oh no, I wasn't lying when I said I didn't come here for money" I say calmly "for myself, or anyone else"

"huh?" He says dumbly as I chuckle

"oh no see, I came here for revenge, for my daughter" I say sweetly as his eyes go wide "And everyone who you killed to fufill those sick, sick desire of yours"

"Kill her" He says throwing me away to the ground, making Maya hiss "don't ruin her face too much, don't like looking at a mangled mess"

he bites into a lamb bone and turns to his guard, who remains motionless.

"Yes, you" He says angrily "Hurry up and put that thing at your side straight into her heart"

the guard doesn't move an inch.

"I'm not doing it myself, now do it, or I will find someone else who can" the lord hisses, spraying his food into the air "And do the same to you"

"Lord hawthorn" the guard says, as a burning smell fills the room "I must apologize, but all those sinners you gave blades are dead"

"huh?" the lord says, now looking afraid as I realize I don't smell something burning.

I smell an angel

cont

>>808114
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

WARNING! WARNING!

>>808114
>I smell an angel
Right when I have to leave. Fucking damn it all!
Oh well, good luck guys and thanks for running HM.

>>808114
IT BEGINS. And he seemed nice, I hope we can make him our daughter before Layla shows up.

>>808114
I grit my teeth as Maya tries to hide under me. the guard confidently walks up to the table. I see under his helmet, his eyes are burnt out holes.

"Yes its quite funny" He says calmly, his arms still crossed "I came here looking for a demon, and when I smelled your stench I was sure I found it but"

the guard draws his sword, flames of silver pouring down it as he lifts it into the air

"M....Monster!" the lord screams like a child "MONSTER, HELP ME, HELP ME, SAVE ME ANYONE, SOME HEL"

"But it was just a mortal man" the angel in a human coat says, calmly stabbing the melting blade through the man's back, and reaching in with his hand, wrenching out his spine in one motion "And I was....appalled by the ammount of sin in this one buildings, I was so disgusted and surrounded by it, I barely noticed the demoness herself"

the angel toss the man against the window, his body curling from the impact and falling to the floor broken as the dead guard turns his face to me, silver flames pouring past his teeth and missing eyes.

Maya cries weakly, trying to hide under my dress as the angel laughs

"I don't know if he was a terrible mortal, or you the worst demon to walk this plane, Angel rider or should I say" he says as his puppet begins to burn and melt "MOTHER OF THE FALLEN!'
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azRkxbnRL5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azRkxbnRL5E
-

What do I do?
[] Rip out of my own disguise
[] thank him for doing my job for me
[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
[] Oh an angel? really? come on
[] GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER *tackle him* 1d20+str+ Mother of the fallen
[] pretend to just be a maid and start crying 1d20+guile
[]use my magic to make a distraction and escape 1d20+pot
[] stab him with my spear 1d100
[]Try to open a door to hell
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>808142
>[] Rip out of my own disguise
>[] thank him for doing my job for me
>[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
>[] Oh an angel? really? come on
If he moves towards our daughter
>[] GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER *tackle him* 1d20+str+ Mother of the fallen

Rolled 13 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>808142
>[] Oh an angel? really? come on
>[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
>[] thank him for doing my job for me
>[]use my magic to make a distraction and escape 1d20+pot

We have to get Maya out of here!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>808142
>[] Oh an angel? really? come on
>[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
>[] thank him for doing my job for me
>[] GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER *tackle him* 1d20+str+ Mother of the fallen

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>808142
>[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
>[] Oh an angel? really? come on
>Listen, if we have to fight, can we please move it out of the city? I don't want innocent bystanders to get hurt.


If he decides to be a bastard about it:

>[]use my magic to make a distraction and escape 1d20+pot

Our priority is Maya's safety, the moment we can, we make a mirror back to our castle and get her there.

>>808156
Seconded.

>>808150
>[] Listen, if we have to fight, can we please move it out of the city? I don't want innocent bystanders to get hurt.

I feel like I could add this in.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>808142
>[] Oh an angel? really? come on
>[] Hold my hands up, saying I just came here to kill this bastard
>[] thank him for doing my job for me
>[]use my magic to make a distraction and escape 1d20+pot

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>808142
>>808156
Yeah, this

>>808156
yeah this is good, especially moving the fight our of the city.

"Oh an angel really?" I sigh as I lay on the floor, not moving as plates of silver slowly become visible in the flames consuming the man's body

"Yes' He says bluntly "Honestly, I was surprised you'd cover up your true form with magic, since you were brazen enough to walk among mortals in it"

"Hey" I say holding my hands up to show I'm not a going to try and attack him or have anything in my hands to try and attack him with "Hey, when you look this good you have to show off, also...also thanks for doing my job for me"

the flames brighten for a moment as the angel tilts his head

"I was just about to kill him myself" I say calmly as I stand up, putting myself between him and Maya as my daughter hides under the table, too scared to move or do anything besides whine like a broken radio "You know"

"Hmm, strange demon" the angel says calmly "Very strange demon, most of your kind wait for them to die to get their souls"

"Oh, I didn't want his souls, besides I prefer cute girls to ugly fat men" I say shrugging as the angel remains motionless "Er, listen, if we have to fight, can we please move it out of the city?"

"For what...wait" the angel says, as a metal helmet covers his head, the rest of his body slowly getting covered by silver as the last of the guard burns to ash, nothing else burning besides the part of the carpet he's standing on "You can't be concerned with the mortal lives in this city, can you? You truly are an odd demon"

"I don't want innocent Bystanders to get hurt" I say shrugging "what can I say, guess I'm still human in my heart"

the angel huffs

"Doubt it" He says flatly as I clap my hands together

"Mind if I take my daughter somewhere safe?" I ask quickly as he recoils in surprise "okay? thanks bye"

I grab Maya and slide under the table, making a mirror flow down the underside of it with a wave of my hand. I bite into my human hand, and smear it with blood.

I fall into it

I fall through the white emptiness of the mirror world, and find one of the mirrors in my "bed" room in my castle, that I like to look in when I'm board.

I smirk and float over to it as Maya clings to me, refusing to let go.

So I turn back to myself, tearing the maid outfit off as my arms and wings grow back out of my fake body, and send Maya falling into the mirror, crying

"Mama"

I wave goodbye, and turn away, seeing the angel standing there paitently.

"I wouldn't waste energy to kill an imp" he says flatly "And I would find you if you ran but...I see you are more human than most demons, how strange"

"Still going to try and kill me?" I ask tiredly as I crack my back, and arms "man, its going to suck getting used to all this weight again"

"You corrupted two angels" He says calmly "One sent to kill you, the other summoned by name, those are crimes that can't be tossed away, I was sent here to kill you, and I will do just that, Mother of the fallen"
cont

>>808201
Oh thank fucking god

>>808201

"Well you don't have to be so serious about it" I grunt, stretching my wings as the suit of armor surrounded and filled with silver flames looks down at me, as wings of flames rise from his sides "So, over the sea or swamp?"

"the swamp has inhabitants" He says mechanically, raising a hand.

it glows brightly, before strands of flame flow from it.

the wall burns away, like it was made out of thin paper.

"Come, we'll meet over the sea" He says calmly, as he takes to the air

And I follow
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3uEUnQ8Eu0
-

Rain falls over me, the waves crashing and rolling silently under my feet as I flap my wings, the angel floating a good thirty feet away from me, wielding no weapons. His arms are crossed.


He says nothing as I rest against my spear, before he suddenly looks up and shakes his head

"I must admit, I'd prefer if that man was the demon" He says calmly, before kicking off the air, propelled by a burst of silver flames

what do I do?
[] Try to stab and cut him with my spear, without getting smacked 1d100
[] wrap my tongue around his arm and toss him into the sea before I get burned 1d100
[] Fly into him and headbutt him 1d100
[] Turn partially into a dragon and attack him with my tail and claws 1d100
[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100
[] Match him with my own magic 1d20+pot
[] bend around his fist 1d20+agility + flexible bones
[] Dive into the sea
[] write in

>>808215
Were probably gonna be fucking god by the end of this quest if our power keeps growing at this rate.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>808228
>[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>808228
>[] Dive into the sea
>[] Try to stab and cut him with my spear, without getting smacked 1d100
>[] Match him with my own magic 1d20+pot
Not yet time for dragon mode. His silver scares me.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>808228
>[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>808228
>[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100

Ahaha ahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peVLto54RfM&list=RDpeVLto54RfM

Rolled 5 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>808235
and here is the d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>808228
>[] Match him with my own magic 1d20+pot

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>808228
>[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100
TIME TO BREAK THIS MODE IN!

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>808228
>[]....Sorry...sorry, Lifa was a good girl to...Alith not so much but...Well I can't die here. My ma..My Iris needs me...so I'll have to break you too *FULL DRAGON MODO!* 1d100

I stare at him as he rockets towards me and sigh. I've been a pretty bad person now that I think about it. A real demon, I guess. I've damned so many people to hell and...yet I can't seem to care. I twisted Alith into a perverted, domineering horse, and...all I can feel is joy for my daughter deciding to be like me. I broke Lifa's will to resist me, and I'm going to do the same thing I did to her older sister to her, and I smile. I don't care about what I've done, its bad, but it feels natural. I did all for Iris...oh and I won't kid myself. I did it for myself as well.

And it was all good fun. I look up at the angel flying towards me, the claw like spikes on his gauntlets glowing white as my skin flashes bright gold for a second.

"Sorry" I say bowing my head, growling in pain as sharp fangs replace my teeth, my horns growing and curling over my forehead as my finger turn into red claws, scales covering my arms and legs as fins grow from all six of them and flow by my side
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Skij_GE9n4
-

"Sorry" I growl as I grab the angel's hand right before it impacts my face, smoke rising from my palm as I stare into the eye slits in his helmet "Lifa was a good girl to...Alith no so much but"

I squeeze, wincing in pain. It feels like my head splitting in half. I growl, pink smoke curling past my lips as I smile, scales flowing over my body, growing past my skin as my tail swishes back and forth behind me, growing fatter and larger as the rest of me expands.

I snarl as I head but the angel, cracking his helmet before he tosses me away.

I only laugh, and lick my lips as my body turns fully into a dragon, my bones snapping into place and growing.

"My ma...my Iris needs me" My own crying voice whimpers next to my ears, as I see my own head, and another, twice over, this one has goat horns

"Well I can't die here' I say myself smirking as my right head giggles, its bull like horns knocking into my horns

"So I'll have to break you" It says as the angel stares up at me and laughs, sounding like a ringing bell

"Well, didn't expect that" he says calmly as he holds his hands out, two swords with that weird medallion that cultist wore round his neck or hilts appearing in his hands "guess I can't let me guard down against you"

And then he flies at me, flames spewing from him.

What do I do?
[] try to bite and rip him apart 1d100
[] drag him into the sea 1d100
[] Breath magic on him 3d20+pot
[] try to crush him with my weight 1d20+str and DRAGON MODO!
[] rake my claws over his armor 1d100
[] tease him, beg for mercy and taunt him
[] argue with my two other heads or pretend to
[]coil my tail around him 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>808293
[] rake my claws over his armor 1d100
[] tease him, beg for mercy and taunt him
[] argue with my two other heads or pretend to

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>808293
>[] argue with my two other heads or pretend to
>[] coil my tail around him 1d100
>[] Breath magic on him 3d20+pot

Rolled 9, 5, 2 = 16 (3d20)

>>808293
>[] Breath magic on him 3d20+pot
>[] tease him, beg for mercy and taunt him
>[] argue with my two other heads or pretend to

Three on one bitch!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>808293
>[] rake my claws over his armor 1d100
>[] tease him, beg for mercy and taunt him
>[] argue with my two other heads or pretend to
>[] Breath magic on him 3d20+pot

Well lets see where this goes I guess.

Rolled 16, 10, 19 = 45 (3d20)

>>808293
>>808304
And the breath weapon roulette

Rolled 13, 18, 11 = 42 (3d20)

>>808293
>[] Breath magic on him 3d20+pot

Rolled 19, 1, 7 = 27 (3d20)

>>808308
Alrighty then.

Rolled 3, 4, 15 = 22 (3d20)

>>808293
>>808315
damnit

>>808315
So I guess the question is, with all the other rolls, do we reroll 1?

Or do we feel comfortable with the other two heads rolling well?

>>808319
A nat1 on d20 is minor enough, no need I say.

>>808319
Two 19's mean that the middle head get's hurt a little, but the other two unleash sweet candy colored retribution as soon as the bastard looks up.

"Hey!" the right head yells at me angrily "Why couldn't we play with that girl earlier? We could've made time to introduce her to her new body, dammit!"

"Well....if we did that the angel would've found us without us knowing, but we'd deserve that wouldn't we" the left head says sadly, hanging her...er...self as I stare at her "Why are we fighting this thing, I don't wanna die"

"Both of you shut up!" I growl, nipping at the left head as it cries and lowers itself away from me, and the right head giggle "We're going to have to work together to beat this thing, also why are you to talking like that, we're the same person aren't we?"

"HE'S COMING!" Lefty screams as righty chuckles

"oh he's coming hmm?' She says playfully as the angel roars angrily.

I smirk and turn, opening my mouth as the other two do the same.

the angel swings down at me as I rear back, flapping my wings as my left head cries and the left one laughs.

A cannon ball flies from the right heads mouth, and impacts into the knight's chestplate, bending it as flames curl over his chest. He stops as the left head rises up, spraying the mists of change over him as his armor discolors itself to a horrid shade of bronze.

The angel hisses, his flames burning? somehow as his arm curls away from the bronze...Wait that's the same kind of metal used in the doors to hell.

I laugh as I lean close to him, pink mist flying from my mouth as he zooms away, shouting angrily in a language I can't understand...must be the angel language.

"Did you really think I'd fight myself when you're here, buddy?!" I laugh loudly as I try to spray him down with cooking magic, all curled up like flames "Are you an idiot or something"

"Yeah, we love ourself, even if" My right head snickers

"We hate ourself sometimes' My left head says weakly "er, could you please spare us we don't want to fight"

"You might, but don't speak for the rest of us, I wanna turn him into a cute little girl" right says licking her lips "and defile her day in and day out, until her mind's all gone, doesn't that sound fun"

I laugh and say "Come on, stop running from me"

"Middle head has the same horns" he says as I take a breath, before breathing out more pink smoke.

and in that second, he manages to get close to me. and slash my eyes.

I roar in pain and stumble back, kicking him as he chuckles.

I can see him from the other two heads, but in one he looks like a girl made of flames and in the other a giant demon made of black flames.

...perfect.

"Don't take me lightly" he says, rushing to me "I'm a demon slayer, among the ranks of those who cannot rest until they slay their quarry, till the end of time!"

And he pulls his swords back, aiming for my neck
cont

>>808375

What do I do?
[] More magic breath 3d20+pot
[] wrap around him with my necks *flexible bones* and crush/ bite him 1d100
[] Bat him away with my claws and rip some of his armor off 1d100
[] cry
[] dive into the sea
[] Gore him with right head's bull horns and rip him off with one of my other heads 1d100
[] dive into the sea
[] Tease my self and the angel
[]Build some armor around myself 1d20+pot
[] Pour alchemy dust on the cut on my eyes trying to stop the flames burning on my eyes 1d20+point
[]write in

Rolled 20, 6, 13 = 39 (3d20)

>>808379
>[] More magic breath 3d20+pot
>[] wrap around him with my necks *flexible bones* and crush/ bite him 1d100

Rolled 5 (1d203)

>>808379
>[] More magic breath 3d20+pot
>[] Tease my self and the angel

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>808382
constrict bite

Rolled 17, 9, 12 = 38 (3d20)

>>808379
] More magic breath 3d20+pot
>[] wrap around him with my necks *flexible bones* and crush/ bite him 1d100

Rolled 9, 13, 5 = 27 (3d20)

>>808385
Wow I sure fucked up that die roll
>1D203

Rolled 16, 20, 16 = 52 (3d20)

>>808379
>[] More magic breath 3d20+pot
>[] Tease my self and the angel

Right head has the right idea

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>808379
>[] Tease my self and the angel
>[] wrap around him with my necks *flexible bones* and crush/ bite him 1d100
Hope that we can alchemy magic our face in the crossfire.

>>808382
>>808399
Oh my.

>>808399
>>808382

That's two bitch! Give up now and we'll only make you an adorable girl! Well, that's going to happen anyway, but still.

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>>808382
>>808399
Mali, try and get your crit multiplayer even Higher....what the?

>these fucking rolls
Holy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cs5_eLp8CI

20+17, 20+ 17, 13+ 17=....37, 37, 30= DEMONIC SUPREMACY! and two crits!
-

"GET AWAY!" my left head screams, spewing a pink cloud of cooking magic, that curls around the angels hands as I pull my head back, trying to avoid being hit.

I hear a soft crack, and smell pepper mint as my right head turns and laughs. His swords have turned into giant sticks of candy cane, which he just shattered against my neck like they were nothing.

"Oh you're so dramatic, in the battlefield and in bed, oh a mr angel" She says happily "I'm going to enjoy "Devouring" You hehe"

"What the fuck just" the angel begins to say as my right head bites his side and tugs him into close, crushing the armor their with her teeth as holy flames spew from it

She just moans, and curls her neck around the knights side, as the left head bites into his leg, breaking the plate of silver there with a single bite.

My head clouds with the pain from the silver flames burning me. But I can see where he is now with my two other heads.

I take a deep breath, golden orange lines flowing into it from the air, as a massive crystal of the same color forms in front of my mouth. The angel struggles, punching my face furiously and quickly, before he gets held in place by righty, who licks him, her tongue burning as the crystal finishes growing and drawing itself.

and fires, slamming into his helmet and ripping it off as he screams like a bell shattering.

He goes flying, his broken armor falling him in piece as his helmet begins to fall. He float in the air, motionless as he begins to stand back up. He holds his hand out, and a trident forms in his hand, and a shield forms in the other, piecing themselves together

the flames on my eyes pitter out, and I can faintly see out of them again

What do I do?
[] flick his helmet at him with my tail 1d100
[] tell him he tasted good
[] argue with myself again, and try to catch him off guard 1d100
[] dive into the sea to lick my wounds
[] Send the crystal spear back at him 1d100
[] throw myself onto him and RIP AND TEAR1d100
[] Charge him, and try to shatter his shield 1d100
[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot
[] write in

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>808431
>[] throw myself onto him and RIP AND TEAR1d100

>>808431
>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>808431
[] tell him he tasted good
[] Send the crystal spear back at him 1d100
[] dive into the sea to lick my wounds
Give us a moment to recover.

Rolled 11, 18, 19 = 48 (3d20)

>>808431
>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot
>[] tell him he tasted good
>Tell her we'll make her taste better

I'd rather not tear him up too badly, it'd be a pain to put him back together again.

Rolled 7, 13, 18 = 38 (3d20)

>>808437
....Why am I having such a problem with the dice tonight

Rolled 13, 17, 17 = 47 (3d20)

>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot

Rolled 10, 19, 6 = 35 (3d20)

>>808431
>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot
>[] flick his helmet at him with my tail 1d100

Rolled 18, 12, 18 = 48 (3d20)

>>808431
>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>808446
Giving the angel some tail action

Angels are fucking jobbers.

Rolled 3, 15, 12 = 30 (3d20)

>>808431
>[] try and breath past his shield or overwhelm it with magic 3d20+pot
>[] tell him he tasted good
>Tell her we'll make her taste better

>>808456
Good thing we know how to make them better, and happier to boot.

Yeah, looking at the rolls here. We should probably realign some stats soon.

This...is insane.

Was kind of hoping to have a scene pre fight involving all of our girls, but looks like it's not happening. But if we make it through this, I look forward to Maya's reaction.

Here is hoping we get an angel feather or two to give to each of our girls.

>>808456
Forgot to add this as well, but if anyone expects this angel to stick around much longer...

>>808464
It'd most likely be a armor scrap, but same difference. But what gift is greater, more power or more family? Not that we'll have to choose between the two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
-

He hold his shield up and slowly begins to approach me, much more cautious than his last attempt to attack me.

"GO AWAY!" My left head screams, spewing spears of crystal at him, they slam into his shield but he keeps pressing ahead, hold it a bit ahead of himself as more spears fly into it, splintering the metal slightly before he smashes them with the haft of his trident.


"COME CLOSER!" My head hollers, spewing a cloud of cooking magic at him, letting it gather up as it turns into a nice, big floating ball of alcohol "You taste gooood"

The angel begins to trudge through it, looking annoyed, even without a face...or a head.

II take a deep breath, and breath alchemical dust at the ball of booze

"But We'll make you taste better" I purr as

*KRPLAAAAAAM!

It explodes from the spark, changing into that weird goo Iris showed me that blew up when she threw it into the side of a tree.


smoke fills the air as I stumble back, all six of my ears ringing...wait do I even.

"NO!" the angel roars, as a massive hand made out of shards of metal flies out of the cloud, wrapping around all three of my necks "CEASE!"

I feel my necks breaking from the pressure, as flames and pieces of metal jab into my neck, an the angel's arm appear amidst the flames, hold its trident up to toss at me.

What do I do?
[] mirror walk behind him 1d20+agility
[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot
[] bite into the trident, and spit it back 1d100
[] kick all six of my legs, and try to force the giant hand away from me 1d100
[] Endure the hit 1d20+ resilience
[] Grab any solid part of him with my tongue, and lank him forward 1d100
[] Confuse him with my colorful scales, and try to make him miss 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>808488
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>808488
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>808488
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>808488
>[] Confuse him with my colorful scales, and try to make him miss 1d100
>[] mirror walk behind him 1d20+agility
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot
Dazzle, Flank, Fire

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>808488
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

I think we should start the shapeshifting soon, all this liquid metal shit is starting to annoy me. And psychological warfare is STILL best warfare.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>808488
>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>[] BURST OF MAGIC 1d20+pot

>>808506
Hah, suck it Vaas, insanity my ass.

>>808508
What does Vaas and his cool-ass speech about insanity have to do with this?

>>808512
same thing over and over again.

>>808512
No, he's stating mali has a insanity ass

So who wants to venture a guess at to this angel's virtue right now?

>>808516
Jobbing.

>>808516
Justice or Courage

>>808513
Fair enough, video games and all that.

>>808516
I couldn't tell you (I'm not as familiar with the seven virtues as I am with the seven sins) but I really hope it's not chastity. I want that one to be our Arch-Angel fight.

>>808514
This is true facts

>>808522
By that token, we're looking at Temperance/Humility twin virtue.

>>808524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_virtues

>>808532
Thanks

I grit my fa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRMn\gs, growling and then roaring as magic of all kinds flow off of me. The pink clouds of cooking flow off of me like smoke billowing from a dying fire, the lines and strings of creations flow off of me, measuring out a circle around and above me as I continues to scream and. Green sparkles fill the air and begin to shimmer and burn, hissing out the white mists of change, that curl around the cloud quickly as I hear the angel scream, throwing his trident at me.

Blobs of paint flow around me, curling and changing color and pattern quickly.

I scream in pain, cold metal slamming into my chest as I feel a burning sensation, as a bright flash of light burns around me and flashes all the color of the rainbow. Blowing the hand away from me.

I grab the trident with my forelimbs and...its changed, the metal is burning now, and pitch black with pink tips on the prongs. it has bat like wings wrapping around its haft. the wings unfurl, and reveal its metal has turned to that hellish bronze.

But its still stuck in my chest, and I'm still bleeding like a river.

I grab it, and begin to rip it out of myself, biting it with my right head to try and get it out faster.

There's a roar, a flash of silver as the angel rocket towards me, a flame in place of legs, and blades where his arms used to be.

He's still headless, and his armor is mangled by the explosion, liquid silver flowing from it as it tries to repair itself.

-
the trident has been corrupted with demonic blood and essence
-

What do I do?
[] bite his arms down, and stab him with the trident or my spear 1d100
[] Bite his torso and breath magic directly into him 1d100+1d20+pot
[]Dive into the ocean 1d100
[] Catch his blades with magic and slam him, trying to break them off of him 1d20+pot 1d20+str and dragon mode
[]Wrap my tongue around one of his blades, pull him to the side, rip his chest open with my claws 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>808553
>[] bite his arms down, and stab him with the trident or my spear 1d100
>[]Dive into the ocean 1d100

>>808553
Okay I don't know how that link got there.

"It's I grit my fangs, growling"

Seriously, how the fuck did that happen?

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>808553
>[]Dive into the ocean 1d100

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>808553
>[] Bite his torso and breath magic directly into him 1d100+1d20+pot

Shapeshifting

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>808553
>[] bite his arms down, and stab him with the trident or my spear 1d100
>[]Dive into the ocean 1d100
God, this is extremely tense right now.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>808553
>[]Dive into the ocean 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>808562

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>808553
>[] Bite his torso and breath magic directly into him 1d100+1d20+pot

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>808568
And the 1d20 for magic

Also, I didn't mean to put that 1d100 on dive into the ocean

We need to start trapping and disabling him, pure damage isn't very effective. If I'm not around by next oost someine please write in turning him fleshy again and turning the ocean into caramel or something.

>>808584
That's what I've been saying, though strait DPS has pushed him back so far.

>>808584
Write the Write-in you want to see Anon

>>808588
Yeah but we've taken a huge beating DPS works better if we have Alith to tank for us.

>>808593
Very true, but I would assume Dragon Form gives us more health and defense, so we should be ok on the tanking front. But I agree, we should start changing his form into something stable and cute to start fucking with him and sealing his his metal powers.

He flies into me, and I turn and fly away from him, slamming my tail into him as he chases after me.

He cuts my tail as I slap him again and he slams into my back, stabbing his blades into my back as he tries to hold on, as I spin up, faster and faster, rising up into the air as quickly as I can. I roar, and howl and whimper all out once, in pain, pleasure and fear.

I turn back around and fly down as he flies off of me. But I wrap my tail around his chest plate, and drag him with me as I dive into the water and shoot through it, holding my legs and wings close to my body as I rocket through the sea and let go of him.

I turn, is he gone? did he turn to steam or....oh

I growl angrily, as I see him floating in the waves, his body remaining as flames as metal flows around him in three different streams

he looks...dazed

What do I do?
[] attack him before he can attack me 1d100
[] Use my magic on him *which kind*? 1d2+pot
[] focus my magic! on the sea itself 1d20+pot
[] breath three streams of magic at him 3d20+pot
[] leave dragon mode and hide from him while he's distracted
[] Swim through the sea, and whip up a vortext 1d100
[] hide in the shadows, and strike when he least expects 1d20+guile
[] Toss a small ship at him 1d20+Str
[] jump out of the sea, and back onto him 1d20+agility
[] write in

>>808603
Had to rewrite it, since a kitten I have now decided my mouse was a good toy.
Little cute bastard

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>808603
>[] Use my magic on him *which kind*? 1d2+pot

Shapeshifting. You all know what I'm going to say, but I'll say it anyway: Make him into a human girl.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>808603
>whip up a vortex in the sea and turn the stream into honey 1d100, 1d20

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>>808612
Metal man's fw

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>808603
>>808612

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>808603
>[] Swim through the sea, and whip up a vortext 1d100

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>808603
>[] Use my magic on him *which kind*? 1d20+po
Shape shifting. Make it the little girl.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>808603
>[] Use my magic on him *Shapeshifting*? 1d20+pot
>[] Swim through the sea, and whip up a vortext 1d100
>[] attack him before he can attack me 1d100

I'd prefer that we don't turn him into a human girl, however I do think we should kinda try and jelli-fy him, or at least something that's hard to maneuver in the water, and especially a whirlpool.

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>>808618
>>808620
>>808612
Well then

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>808603
>[] Use my magic on him *which kind*? 1d2+pot
Turn him into a cute little human girl

>>808603
>>808619
Changung my magic part to this. Make him vulnerable works too

>>808620
>808618
>808618
>808612
Jeez...we could use a better d100 roll somewhere...

>>808627
Or one more d20...

Wow, these rolls. Not one roll over 10. May the QM have mercy.

Rolled 11 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>808620
>>808628
Well...I did have the d20 to roll...

>>808633
The hero who got past 10. Get ready metal angel fucker, your life is about to get a whole lot better! And also significantly worse, but who care about that.

My gills flutter as I watch him, I don't want to get too close. its too dangerous, his entire body hurts me from just being close to its flames. I grumble as I raise up and claw and rest my heads on top of each other. Paint flows out of my wounds and mouths, from the bottoms of my claws and even from the fins along my legs and tail.

I breath out, bubbles rising from my neck and lips as the paint flows forward, into the form of a pair of shapely lips.

They open up wide and bite down on the angel, as the silver around him ripples and spikes.

PAIN, BURNING PAIN!. I cry and flying into the wall of a metal ship, denting the side of it as I scream and roar, bubbles rising from my mouth as I struggle,my tongues pulling the two spikes that stuck into me.

a cloud of steam, inky black blood and pain flows in front of me.

I see a glint of silver in it, and then the angel flies at me. the blades formed into spike gauntlets. Hair of silver flames flows over its armor. I can't tell how much my magic worked on it. the angel's body ripples like fire but looks fleshy. Not to mention the heavy chest plates, as dented and bent as it is, does a pretty good job at hiding its chest.

Its legs are hard to see, still partially flames but....if I ever saw a boy or man with hips like that...I'd just use my magic to fix that little mistake.

And the best part is, the angel seems to caught up in wanting to crack my skulls like a nut to notice her new gender.

What do I do?
[] More magic! 1d20+pot
[] Bite her and pin her to the ground 1d100
[] slam my tail into her, slamming her into the ground, before stomping over her 1d100
[] true form, and stab her with my spear 1d100
[] true form, and pin her with the trident 1d100
[]lure her in, and grab her when she starts beating on me 1d100
[] Let the right head do what she wants 1d100
[] TRIPLE HEAD BUTT 1d20+str+ three sets of horns
[] run, and lure her into a trap 1d20+guile
[] write n

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>808652
>[] More magic! 1d20+pot

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>808652
>[] More magic! 1d20+pot

The plan comes together

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>808652
>[] run, and lure her into a trap 1d20+guile
>[] true form, and stab her with my spear 1d100

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>808652
>[] More magic! 1d20+pot
We need to use more gun.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>808652
>[] true form, and pin her with the trident 1d100

>Angel got turned female
>No breeding population of fallen
darn

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>808652
>Make a sensitivity increasing caramel bubble around her
Her fire will only harden it for us

>>808659
Fuck, reroll this.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>808661
Well, seeing as we have a 1 on our hand, lets see if we can correct that without resorting to a re roll.

Seriously, roll some d100s people

>>808659
Should we reroll this?

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>808652
>[]lure her in, and grab her when she starts beating on me 1d100

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>808670
Close

>>808659
reroll

>>808671
Yeah at this stage we should

>>808665
could be a trap fallen. Maybe Mali's been reading Mizuki's and Maria's books....But not yeah, its a chick unless you guys want a son. Also no breeding population? You have magic, it solves all problems, just ask Layla, or Elizabeth. and kind of eve? I mean she has some pretty magicy powers if you think about it


ANYWAYS

REROLL !
[] Yes, spend a demonic favour
[] No, don't
[] Burn one, reroll the whole set instead of just the 1

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>808682
>[] Yes, spend a demonic favour

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>808682
>[] Yes, spend a demonic favour

The daughter harem must stay pure

>>808682
>[] Yes, spend a demonic favour

>>808682
>[] Yes, spend a demonic favour
That reroll is good enough for me and is good enough for us.

I do want a son at some point, but I realize that anon will always vote daughter.

>>808665
Anon, think about our girlfriend and then say again how having only female angels would have any impact on breeding population.

>>808691
>>808682
I was hoping for it minus the whole us needing to magic a baby up bit, alright?

>>808688
There's where our luck went.

>>808694
They are beings made from metal and shit, I kinda doubt angels can breed at all without magicying it up.

>>808694
Were a lust demon with serious magical power, we could at least magic up a functional dick.

>>808690
I will direct you to my earlier statement>>808688

Maybe someday we'll decide to make a son, but that is not today.