>>828251
>> Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]

>>828251
> Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]
Is this a spooky quest? I hope it's spooky.

>>828251
>Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]

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Welcome to cabin control quest.

Here we take on the role of the control room from cabin in the woods. The stable is full, the gods have their popcorn and we got snuff to make.

> You do not control the threat

Instead you will be trying to guide him to kill in order of the ritual. The rules are that [THE WHORE] must die first and [THE VIRGIN] must either be a lone survivor or die last.

The gods like some titties so bonus points if the whore fucks someone or strips before dying.

> What do we control

We have 4 departments: Intelligence, Demolition, Technology and Chem.

Tech: Control all the shutting and locking of doors, lights and even the survivors phones!

Chem: Get people horny? Make people dumb? Make comfy survivors sleep? YA BOYS IN THE LAB GOTCHU!

Demo: Blow shit up? They arrive by boat? BOOM! Arrive by car, BLOW THE TUNNEL/BRIDGE! These guys aren't allowed to dirnk until the ritual is done for obvious reasons.

Intel: Gotta scout the survivors to know which order to kill them in. Plus know thy enemy.

> So what's the catch?

Every ritual has 1 disaster happen which we will roll for soon. Who knows what will happen?

Questions? Good hit me. I need to hammer out the fine details of this quest.

Also wagon to prove I'm me.

>>828251
>>828288
That movie was funny as balls! I am so glad to see this quest happening

Reporting in

Lurking for now, running my thing

So excited.

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"Okay Rachel. Tell me what you got for me sweetie." You whisper into the mic in a sultry tone.

"I renewed your restraining order asshole. But I got tranqs all up and running, our hormone boosters and libido enhancers are getting fitted right now and I also gave your wife the best orgasm of her life yesterday." She says coldly.

Hansen cuts your feed and takes over on his mic, "Thank you Rachel. How's the mist dispersal, we don't want a repeat of last time."

"It's great, but that was totally tech and maintenance's fault. The chemicals were being put up the pipes!" You can practically see her pout. God our going to hatefuck the shit out of her after the wrap party. Is fucking your wife's mistress and affair? Nah.

"Alright that's a greenlight on Chem." Hansen says, flicking a switch which lights up the tech dept monitor. A big LIVE appears on the screen.

"She wants me." You say.

"She wants you to go into the cabin next year James." Hansen replies.

"Ha.Ha."

"No she's sent petitions to the directors." He wheees in laughter.

"Well clearly I'd be [THE SCHOLAR]."

"[THE FOOL] maybe."

Who do you radio next?

> Demo

> Tech

> Intel

>>828329
>> Intel

>>828329
>> Intel

>>828329
>Intel

>>828329

>Tech


I mean it seams like the obvious choice since Chem complained about it being a tech fuck up (even though it was an obvious BS excuse)

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BOOP DO BOOP The console in front of you chimes.

"Why the fuck is Jerry skype-ing us?" You ask Hansen who's already unfolding his paper again.

"I dunno, you deal with him. I need a nine letter reptile." He says the last part to himself.

"Oh and Hansen is only six letters... try your first name." He doesn't even grumble a reply and so you hit accept on Jerry's video call.

He's wearing a red polo shirt, a red cap and an ancient ones damned grin that could split the pacific. "Heyyyyy buddy." He says and offers the camera a pizza. You can see a couple of his conspiracy nerd types clacking away at keyboards in the background.

Time to guess his stupid fucking costume. "You're a pizza guy." You say.

"Yeah but I am becauuuseeee...."

"You'll deliver my intel in thirty minutes or less." You wager with a frown. Jerry was a fun guy to go to Vega or Thailand with, but you hate working with him. He doesn't undertsnad the beauty of what you do.

"Got it in one!" He cries throwing the pizza in the air, it lands on a stack of documents on someone's desk as some of his team shoot poppers and throw streamers and generally celebrate you understanding their boss' shitty level of humour.

"Well if it's not I'm throwing in the stables." You grimace as you hang up.

Spinning in your seat you watch the roof lights spin and blur in the opposite direction. "Isn't it annoying when some idiot thinks he's the shit and ruins your perfectly nice work environment." Hansen says as he writes something in his crossword.

"It's just the worst." You bitch.

"Tell me about it." He says looking over his paper at you pointedly.

Damn. He got you with that one.

> Tech

>Demo

>>828413
>> Tech

>>828413
> Tech
I like him.

>>828413

>Tech

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"Okay I'll just uhm." You press the button for tech. But despite the video call thing coming up and the monitor showing an office there's nobody there.

"Hansen where the fuck is Cassie?" You ask.

"I don't know." He folds down the top of his newspaper. "Huh, don't think I'v ever seen her out f her office with that super tablet of hers."

Suddenly the ashtrey on the desk infront of you and Hansen lights up spewing out a million tiny little green letters until you see a hologram of Cassie in a spandex skinsuit cock her hip at you caindidly. "Whatup? You rang boss?"

Okay.

"Uhm." You and Hansen duet.

"Oh yeah. You know I lived here year round to babysit servers and because the only company I need is my rabbit?" She says, her face turning into a lightbulb as she remembers that.

"Yeah, you send me some videos a few times." You say.

"James, even the geek? Come on, keep it a little under control." Hansen says in disbelief, he spins and looks at the guard while you continue.

"I uploaded to our systems. I'm C45513 now." She says.

"Huh. Cool." You say.

"So no more schlick fics for you Jimmy." She says with a fake pity.

"But you got access to porn now?" You say.

"All of it." She says as she becomes a sexy devil.

" Sharing is caring." You say.

"Awww... you think I cared about you. I sent ya 9tb on the company mail. Now I got to watch Rachel do your wife. Lates." She disapears.

Which means you gotta phone Captain hair trigger. I mean, do you really?

> Phone him

> Don't phone him [Progress to game & ROLL FOR DISASTER]

>>828542
>> Phone him

>>828542
>> Phone him
Although
>ROLL FOR DISASTER
Is very tempting, you gotta get that character interaction.

>>828542
>> Phone him

>>828542
How the hell do these fuck ups keep the world intact?

>phone him

We need to keep on top of this.

>>828572

They're the most human human's we have, it's why the gods chose them to run shit

>>828616
Yeah. No gods here, just Things so horrible you would pray uselessly for death at the hands of the various horrors rather than face them.

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>>828572

Your index finger touches each button in sequence in time with a swear word. "Fuck.Shit.Cunt.Fuck."

"Just dial the damn phone already. I'll be long dead by the time the crazy fuck blows us up at this rate." Hansen snaps as you pick up the old phone kept specifically because everytime you installed anything higher tech the demo team turned it into a dirty bomb and tried to send it to Madrid.

This is the reason the Spanish Ritual failed year after year. You have no idea how much Uranium your demo team have detonated in Spain, or why.

"MEATS ON THE MENU BOYS!" HARRY screams into the headset when he answers, "HOW CRISPY YOU WANT CHEF I GOT SOME GOOD OLD AGENT ORANGE ALREADY LOCKED ON SEVILLE!"

"No!" You beg into the phone, "Abort. Stop. Cancel. Negative on the firing! Danger close?" You whine as a last ditch effort to stop him.

"DO NOT CALL AGAIN UNLESS IT IS EXPLOSION TIME!" You hear something explode and hear the reciever whistle through the air before it slams into the hang up button.

As always you are left holding the reciever in confusion at HARRY and his team.

> Roll 1d6 for disaster. First roll only.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>828665
oh boy

Rolled 5 (1d6)

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>>828689

The ancient ones will it.

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"This is eagle eye. The Meat is out of the freezer. Repeat meat is out of the freezer. Over." Comes in over the comms to your desk.

"Thank you Matt. Why don't you just say they're on the boat." Hansen says into the mic.

"Hey just because you might not finish that crossword before showtimes doesn't mean Matt's an asshole." You chide, leaning in to your mic. "That affirmative Eagle Eye. The Grinch just has a 10-0-9 on his Happy Box." You speak.

"Tell him to read a fucking dictionary if he can't do a crossword. Eagle Eye out." Matt says, cutting his comm before Hansen can get on his case.

"See you at the wrap, Eagle Eye." You salute the screen showing the yacht's GPS position.

"It's alligator." The guard says out of the blue.

"'Scuse me snow white?" You say, wheeling over to the mini staircase followed slowly by Hansen.

"Reptile. 9 letters. Alligator. Which gives you "O" for Orangutan in 12 across which is a simian." She says rather curtly.

Hansen looks annoyed, then counts out the suggestions and smirks triumphantly. As he writes it in you shake security girl's hand. Checking her ID, "It'll be wonderful having you hear Susan. Follow me and I'll show you the lobby."

You key the door leading to the centre of the site, Susan following you instep. As you open the secured door and usher her into a stairwell, you sneak a squeeze of her ass and are pleasently surprised at the smile you get in return.

Firm and Fun. Bless the Ancient Ones.

[CONTINUED ONCE I FIND THE STABLES LINK]

>>828693
Beautiful.
Tell Harry to get the Uranium ready.

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You look over the mess of people below all waving wads of hundred dollar bills at you.It reminds you of the stock market when your Brother took you to work when Mom and Dad were off on holiday. Well, you later learned they were doing coke off a pornstar's tits in glorious stereo sound. But you like to think it was a holiday for your old man.

You begin collecting money, as an old hand from the Stable pulls you over. "I'd like to put 600 grand on the werewolf." You take his money and pull him aside, "Eddie, you sure? I mean you won with him last year, but You know there's never been a doubler before."

"I know James. Your a good guy for pulling me aside... but it's a natural full moon tonight and when I was in that stable ole Jeb looked just how he did last year. Gambler's gut." He says reaching up to rub your ear. He did that last year, guess he's a bit superstitious. Not a good thing in his job.

"Okay Eddie." You say as your soon to be next conquest parts the crowd with an icy glare. Heh, icy. Albino. You got to use that onein the control.

You write Eddie's name into the Werewolf box and see another couple of Stableworkers curse and frown. Guess other people saw Jeb acting antsy. But Eddie is a good guy, probably drunk through his money over the course of the year.

You cringe as you realize the things he's saw in the stable caused him to drink through 3.2 million dollars in 365 days.

The crowd shushes as you turn in front of the most sacred BETTING JAR, you spread your arms for Jesus did not save as many people as your production does each year; "Minions! I am James, your director. Some of you may know me as; asshole,bastard or Daddy!" You wink and accept the boos and thrown paper good heartedly, as is tradition. "But seriously folks. This is the superbowl for us. After that fuck up last year." You see chem and tech glaring daggers. You're 90% sure someone is going to die of cyanide poisoning and another person is going to have a fatal electroution the next time they scan their card at this rate, "We are now second place in the efficiency charts. That's right, the Japs still have 100% over us."

You cross you arms, "But anyone can kill schoolgirls. Here, in America we do it right!" You slam a hand into your fist, "We kill [THE WHORE],[THE JOCK], [THE SCHOLAR],[THE FOOL]" You grin as everyone follows along. And boy do we do it well in the U S of A." A few hoots go out. "I want a perfect showing people, with that said. PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE JAR AND YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD!" You are greeted by a roar and C45513 tweets you on your phone to put 750 grand on the giant snake.

>If the monster James bets on comes up anons will recieve lewds of JamesxSusan or JamesxRachel

So anons, state a number (1d100) to place your bet. First two votes that agree are James' bet.

Stable: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EhlgzrYdfPxiTvY87Shw85cUzbz-MIOJz5nnydOAk28/edit

>>828819

23

>>828819
Can we get some details about the evening that might influence our call? In-character stuff that James might be aware of

>>828846

Each Monster has a corresponding item in the cellar that if fucked with will determine the threat. A necklace that summons the ghost of it's old owner. A wedding dress. A diary of the pain cult that inhabited the place (in the film.)

A good example is if one of the survivors gets the video from the ring and they have a video watch party. (7 days becomes 7 hours because reasons) That means the threat will be the ring.

Mechanically, we're rolling a 1d100 for each survivor to see wha they fuck with. then a 1d5 to determine which fucked with item activates. (In the film they each grab one thing but the diary reading distracts everyone to stop messing with the things they have. Cabin in the woods is a good film, watch it)

So the 1d100s show what the survivors gravitate too and the 1d5 shows which activates.

1d100s narrow down the full stable, then 1d5 is our eventual winnar.


Does that help tealanon?

>>828846

Seconding this, any hints as to the area that has been set up or the sort of people coming through either than fitting the standard types

>>828819
Let's get in on that Predator action. 53.

>>828878
So mechanically, it's effectively a random 1 in 100 chance that whatever we bet on comes up? In which case we may as well bet on the option we'd find the most interesting to see in practice?

>>828819
100
Mother. Fucking. Dragons

69

because I am a fucking child.

>>828878
Thanks OP! I've seen the film but I was wondering if we'd have any inside data like Eddie cuz he works in the stables. As it seems random, I'll vote
>28 JUB JUB BIRD

>>828819

57

86

Four Horsemen of the Fucking Apocalypse.

Not sure how they would be less of a problem than what we're trying to keep sealed, but alright then.

>>828928
I guess it's a very localized apocalypse?

>>828819
62 Kevin

>>828819
Logically speaking James would vote for fornicus god of bondage and pain, just so there would be more tiddies.

66

>>828934

If there's no descritpions there I ain't spilling. All of them are fun and unique challenges. Except Zombies. Zombies are hard mode,

>>828939
I hope you know the Cabin in the Woods novel and voted that knowingly.

>>828886
>>828913
I've given all the knowledge you guys would have.

>>828899
Yup, this is gambling at it's finest all luck.


Can somebody switch so we can get progressing?

A) This 'Murica

B) These people haven't been exposed to chem's MAKEMEDUMBtm yet so will not be idiots

C) Zombies are weak af.

>>828959

I like 62, I'll switch to Kevin

>>828959
Yeah Kevin is like a guaranteed fucking win.

Zombies would only work for us if we were a cultist worshiping the dread lords biding our time until the stars are right.

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>>828991
Kevin a best

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After a moment of thought, about all the cool and metal possibilities a thought comes to your mind; Hansen talking shit about your suit. As is your wont, you add you bet first. The man who makes Bates look like a pussy. Kevin Then you add you favourite cam-whore's vote as C45513 takes a giant snake as usual.

Then Hansen's bet of whatever the fuck a Vittra is.

But with that it's time to get in position. The ritual begins.

But your phone explodes into the Urgent Ring. Jerry's full name and title comes up, he's phoning from the company phone.

Oh Shit.

Susan finishes placing her bet and you assigns Eddie to to continue bookmaking duties as you both power walk up back up the stairs. You answer, folding out your retro styled smartphone with a snap, "What did you do?"

"Don't be mad." He says.

You kick the reinforced steel railings in anger, as he tells you the disaster that's taken place.

DISASTER ROLL: INTELLIGENCE LOST

You hang up without saying a single word. Jerry knows how bad he fucked up by dropping that pizza on those documents. He might be killed if this ritual fails. Actually, he's got a one way ticket to the zoo if this goes wrong.

The Director will watch the tapes and listen to the traffic. He's fucked.

Guess you're saving your friend's life and the world. Because even if the other rituals suceed and you fail, the world spins on but Jerry won't see it.

"Jerry man. He's been doing this too long." You say head in your hands at your desk.

"He's unprofessional James. Something would have happened sooner or later."

"Yeah, maybe you're right. He's too soft, wanted to spice this up with his goofy costumes and parties and jokes so he doesn't think about this." You bite your lip, in a different way than you've come to like. Hansen actually pats your back in fatherly sympathy.

"We'll work through it. It'll go ahead." He says, "Call a status report when you're ready champ. We need your A game tonight."

Don't you fucking know it.

> Status Report [Progress]

> Write-In

>>829000
> Status Report [Progress]
Trips have it

>>829000
>Status Report [Progress]

Time to put on the game face

>>829000
Do we currently have eyes on the subjects?

Patch that shit through and we can make an educated guess on whos who, weve been doing this for years after all.

The only ones we need to be certain about are the whore and virgin.

>>829033

That's part of progress. I'll count this as a vote for that.

>>829000
>Write-In
We can't possibly not have any contingencies in place - less advanced but more reliable backup equipment, redundant data backups, that sort of thing. Gather some spare (or at least less crucial) personnel together and scrape together some kind of rudimentary intel section, because we really need one up and running.

At the very least, ask around who remembers the names of the subjects, and look those poor souls up on Facebook.

>>829038
Ah yes Facebook, diabolical servant of Those Who Wait Below.

>>829038
I assume that when we vote [Progress] it'll involve James also taking these basic actions, but that the loss of the main intel is unavoidable.
>>829000
Hey boss do virgins and whores have to be gender specific? If i remember the movie right it was fluid

>>829063

The Organization is a firm believer in gender equality. Also some of the ladies have had their exes thrown into the cabin as Whores before. don't fuck with Tech, even James kept his dick out that crazy.

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"Status Report." You say dejectedly with everyone patched in.

"We have eyes." C45513 says.

"We have names." Jerry whimpers. It's finally sunk in you think.

"I GOT BOMBS!" HARRY says.

"Chem is Up." Rachel says coldly.

"Okay then, they're halfway to our Harbinger this evening." You say as their faces come up on screen. A lot more blank spaces than your used to but it's fine.

[PROFILES COMING ONCE I EDIT THEM]

>>829000
Also, if we pull this off we get jerrys wifes ass for like a year. Fucking moron

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"Our cover is Lin Wu." Hansen says. "I got no clue what this kid is, could be a scholar, could be a virgin, but he's Korean. So could have been one of them computer sporters. Don't know how the ancients view that so outside chance he's our athlete."

"Shit what a start." You say as you launch a pen across control room.

"Do we have people to get these kids on facebook?" You ask desperately.

"Most of my team hung themselves when I was in the bathroom. Nobody wanted to take the bullet but... I fucked up I'm gonna at least live to pay for it."

You rub your temples, Jerry you're killing me. "Eagle Eye. Gonna need you to get to base. You're temporary intel alongside Jerry."

"Roger Dodger James. You'll get us through whatever happened." You can't help but smile despite your mood. Kidd always has faith.

"Jerry get your fatass on facebook. He's got a University of Indiana jacket on in this photo, our company phones should manage to reach their even if your idiot team wrecked the equipment on their way out."

You disconnect him from the call. Looking at him is stabbing you in the stomach, "Next up."

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"Faye Summer-Wolf-Rainbow-Summer I am not kidding." Hansen deadpans.

"We've dosed her drinks. We're looking at a free ranger hippy. She hasn't even taken a hit of the devil's lettuce." Rachel chips in.

"So, I'm thinking she's [THE FOOL] but, depending on how big on free love she is, she could be [THE WHORE] too." You look around, there's no objections.

"Okay then, Rachel. See if there's any reason she's not taking hits. You guys should still have medical reports on her if you've been dosing her drinks. We're not failing this due to a fucking allergy." You order.

"On it." She signs out already barking orders.

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"Well. I think this is our Athlete." You say, "Jason is either on roids or is gay for himself."

"Remind me James, how many times a week to you masturbate in front of a mirror."

"Shut up. Jock, built like a brick wall." You wave away. "Moving on."

"HE LOOKS FAMILIAR!" HARRY shouts into a video camera... for reasons.

"What?" Hansen and you duet again.

"I THINK HE OPERATED A CANNON AT THE NAPOLEON FEST! I'D NEED TO SEE HIM IN A FAKE MOUSTACHE AND WEARING TIGHTS TO BE SURE!" HARRY says as he begins disassembling the camera to make a bomb to post to Spain probably.

He disconnects the power source before you can wrk out if he's crazy like a fox or like HARRY usually is.

Well.... next?

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"Oh shit it's Lucy Lust!" You and C45513 say together absolutely fanboying out.

"I assume you know of her." Hansen says.

"Hell yeah, C45513, please run a quick count on the amount of our contestant's filmography."

"3TB in standard definition. Including still images that number triples." Your little holoslut replies.

"Well she's [THE WHORE] alright." You dust your hands and make to go to next.

"Hold your horses James, let's come up with another option just in case."

"Well... she did win a competition for poledancing last year. Maybe [ATHLETE]?" C45513 says. "I'm going to blink off and do some research. We have time until they arrive right?"

She's away to watch porn before you can even reply. Lucky Holo-Bitch.

>>829176
Fuuuck this seems like a trap, its too easy. Maybe she's like that one porn star who has a crazy high IQ and is [THE SCHOLAR]

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>>829176

"And our mystery man." You say as you stare at the serial killery looking motherfucker in front of you.

"Name's European." Hansen offers. "Not a european delicacy though so not good to me."

You stare down the attractive bastard as your finger hovers over the button that will raise the tablets.

You're hotter than this kid.
Totally.

It's Showtime.

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"YOU KNOW NOT WHAT LIES AT YONDER CABIN!" The Harbinger screams from her fishnets on the shore, "DEATH! ONLY DEATH! FLEEEEEEE NOW!" She calls as their yacht jets past her.

Unbeknownst to the teens, by ignoring the warning of Mary.... they have sealed their fate much like the multi trillion invisible dome seals them in the cabin's grounds a moment later.

>Roll 1d100

First 5.

If we can get eyes on them meeting the Harbinger we could get vital info.

Creepy fucker usually names one or two of the doomed brats.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>829217
Was the harbinger in the movie?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>829217
Do me proud Kevin

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>829217
Let's do this.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>829217
Showtime!

Rolled 50 (1d100)

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>>829225

If you have the stable document open I've got the results boldened.

>>829230
Oooh vampires. Thats an easy whore lure.

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>>829241
Not a one from any of the bets we considered making.

Well, at least Hansen might get lucky.

>>829225
>rolled a giant fucking lizard
Hell yes

>>829262
You did good son.

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99:Kongamoto
75: A Posession Ghost
15: Vampires (1d6 for amount)
77: Vittra (HANSEN)
50: Hillbillies (1d10 for amount)

Final roll? Now is not the time for that.
That comes later.

Opinions on our options? What we hoping for?

>>829267
Hoping for either fucking Kongamoto ("breaker of boats" more like breaker of these 5 random sacrifices amirite) or Vittra (invisible underground cow farmers). Very interested in seeing the trigger items for each

>>829267
Much as i like hilbillies and vampires, having multiple monsters severely reduces our ability to control the situation.

Vittra is similar to ghost, but possessing ghost would be harder to figure out for them but also us

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You lean back as you watch them trickle in. Mystery Man helping absolutely nobody with anything and only bringing a single duffel bag.

Pornstar has a tonne of luggage, no surprise. She also has two toiletry bags. A trick that you yourself have used to hide away sex toys and other stuff you don't want prying eyes looking at.

Hippy's bags are being handled by Jason, who is talking animatedly with her about how beautiful the local area is.

Lin is looking uneasy, you think the Harbinger might have marked him for death. She liked to do that but it inevitably ended up spooking some people.

You don't like this. Normally your playbook is to get the whore partnered with the jock right away. But this time... you might have to do something unexpected.

You might need to pay attention.
Or just let them trigger it right away.
Hansen's looking for a call.

> Tech: When they're going room to room. I want you to open the cellar as loudly as possible.

> Chem: Get them dumb and horny once they start drinking

> Demo: ????? Calling him will guarentee something explodes

> Intel: Call Jerry a fucking moron and then hang up.

> Write-In

>>829297
>call jerry and remind him he has fucked us harder than we are going to fuck his wife.

Then

>Chem

We have a near certain lock on the whore, we need to flush out the virgin

>>829297
> Intel: Call Jerry a fucking moron and then hang up.
We don't have to rush this just yet, we have time, let's see how they settle in. Can we have tech make things slightly creepy, like loud creaking noises and whatnot

>>829326

That's their job. C45513 is probably done her fap session. Despite being a hologram.

>>829334
Cool, i think we should tell tech to focus on freaking out Lin, leave the rest alone and everyone PAY ATTENTION.

> Chem: Get them dumb and horny once they start drinking

We go by the books. First person to initiate penetration gets whacked. Watch the buff dude be gay AND super into Lin, the virgin.

>chems

Nah buff dude will be the Virgin into historical reinactment and larping.

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>>829403

"Yo C4SS13. Standard set up." You say, leaving your seat to use your personal phone. Director can probably tap it, probably has always. But it still feels a bit better and more private for this.

Hansen looks at you as the ringing stops. "Listen to me and listen good Jerry."

"Jam-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You snap. " You have fucked me harder than I'm going to fuck Jordan." You say coldly, "What's more, once I'm done giving you a grandson. I'm going to wipe my cock on her face and cum all over it before sending you the whole damn thing ON FULLY FUCKING RENDERED HIGH DEFINITION!" You scream.

"And then, I'm going to drive down to Florida. Find your Mother and fuck her. Then I'm going to call you Sister and fuck her! THEN FINALLY JERRY AND YOU BETTER LISTEN GOOD!"

"You're gonna go home, open your front door and feel an ache in your gut. You're gonna walk upstairs to the bed we both built on a Sunny afternoon on Saturday." You whisper, []"You know what you're gonna see? Tell me. Tell me what you're gonna see Jerry."

"you fuckin-"

"ME FUCKING YOUR GODAMN WIFE DOGGYSTYLE. AND STILL IT WOULD NOT BE ONE FUCKING TENTH OF THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME ON THIS DAY!" You hang up on that note.

Inhale deeply.
Exhale.
You need an aspirin.

You're interrupted from your self pity by Hansen making a strange noise.
It's like a dog.
But it's laughter!
Hansen laughed.

You sit next to him, (Relevant image)
He puts down his paper and gets to work, your co-pilot. The master of atmosphere, "Rachel. Let's do our job."

>>829444

> Focus on Lin

> Focus on Mikael

> Focus on Faye

> Focus on Lucy

> Focus on Jason

>>829444
>Focus on Lin
He's already been softened up by the Harbinger, and I want to see how the others interact with him

>>829448
Much as i love tiddies, we need to do our job.

>focus on lin.

Lets nail down whether hes virgin, scholar, or what

>>829444
Oh star we both know noone working for the organization gets to have kids so that was an empty threat.

>>829499

I may have enjoyed everyone's "Jerry's wife" write-ins a bit much.

>>829444
>> Focus on Lin

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>829502
Nah his daughter is clearly adopted.

He and his wife have tried to concieve for years without success.

Their failure eventually led to them adopting.

His wife subconsciously doesnt think of him as a real man anymore.

They have a lot of issues.

We knew this when we called, but we were really pissed off.

We may or may not have fucked Jordan.
1 yes
2 no

>>829448
> Focus on Lin

>focus on lin

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>>829543
Canon

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>>829562

Over the next hour you watch as everyone claims a room, drops their stuff and gets merry.

You look at the Lin. Korean. He doesn't mention that e-sport game at all. So thankfully he's not the athlete.

He seems to be trying to flirt with Lucy who lets him put and arm round her whilst hitting the bottle like her life depended on it. She's quoting some of the male pornstars lines to her... it's painful to watch.

But you get a gist of him, he's quick and good with his hands.

[LIN SKILL] Dextrous.

Looking Steroid McHuge you find him in the bathroom, shooting something into his ass vein.

"Looks like our beefcake is artificial." You say.

"GAYYYYYYYYY" C45513 shouts from your speakers as she and Hansen lower the lights slightly ahead of schedule.

You notice Hansen and her working in conert to bring a fake full moon to the sky and make the cabin seem rather isolated. They want to settle right now not scare.

But C455 the ass likes making some doors slam and candles flicker. Means it isn't weird if you have to do so later.

Faye is... breathing. Not mediatting, just breathing. even when a candle lights and sets her hair slightly on fire she just breaths like some kind of fucking whalesong.

[FAYE SKILL] Tranquil as a Forrest.

> Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?

> Demo; Blow the boat... just make sure something blows up if you call HARRY

> Tech; how about a nice storm?

> Write-In

>>829581
> Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?

>>829581
>Tech; how about a nice storm?
>Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?
Have a heavy, thunderous storm build up outside as chem slowly increases the dosage in the air. They'll likely conflate the arousals (of anxiety and of libido) caused by both into one, increasing the effectiveness even as they're given less reason to suspect a thing.

>>829581
> Tech; how about a nice storm
Trap em

>>829581
>chem just pretend theyre my wife.

>tech storm, and knock it off with the candles

>>829581
>> Tech; how about a nice storm?

>>829581
>> Demo; Blow the boat... just make sure something blows up if you call HARRY

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>>829594

"Hansen, C455, chill out with the candles eh?" You ask getting a chorus of ayes.

"Rachel, we're about to bring the storm. Need these kids begging to fuck." You continue finally getting something closer to your flow.

"Just like your wife when she sees me. Pumping it up by 5 ccs."

"Make it 10. I don't like playing blind like this. It just feels off to me; can we ask stable crew to have some cockblock rats ready." You say to Hansen but your line is still up.

"Hey James." Rachel says in a different voice.

"I know what you mean. It feels off to me too." Well now you're terrified.

Looks like the kids are setting up for a drinking game. Even Mikael with his duffel bag is taking part. The cabin special will loosen them up surely.

Focus:

> Lin

> Mikael

> Jason

> Faye

> Lucy

>>829674
>> Mikael
Try to figure him out

>>829674
>> Mikael
agree with >>829677
He's a big mystery

>>829674
>euro-douche

>>829674
> Mikael

>>829674
>Mikael

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>>829677

You watch Mikael. He is very on edge. Even when drinking. Even as he relaxes one hand stays near that fucking bag.

"Yo Eagle Eye. What's in the bag?" You ask.

"... He packed a tonne of stuff last minute. I admit I didn't get what I'd like out of his apartment. Kid's fucking crazy. ONly got a poster of the Russian Olmpian team."

Hansen sotps and smacks his head. Before you even turn he's holding the back page to you...

RUSSIAN PARTY BOY SHOOTING FOR STATES!"

Moscow Born American Mikael Harrison has been called upon by Uncle Sam to shoot for the Stars. Despite accusations of rampant substance abuse and drinking problems; the state champ has been called up to represent our great nation.

"Fuck me." You say.

"Fuck you indeed. Olympian shooter. Betcha there's a rifle missing from his practice grounds."

[MIKAEL SKILL] SHARPSHOOTER

> OPEN THE CELLAR NOW

> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS

> JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL

> Nice calm Write-In

>>829731
> JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL
> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS

>>829731
>> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS
IT PROBABLY WONT WORK BUT TRY IT ANYWAY

> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS

Lay off Jerry for a bit. He might be a fuckup, but we still need him on point and we already put the fear of Rod (ours) into him.

>>829731
>write in

Jerry lube up Jordan and your wife, i would hate to go in dry as hard as this is gonna be.

So if hes the athlete, who the fuck is the body builder?

hold off on the drugs for now, if we get possessing ghost then this shit is in the fucking bag

>>829745
It was an idle threat before, now were actually gonna do it

>>829751
My guess is he's the Scholar. One of those "I have to achieve everything ever" types.

Honestly bullets do jack and shit to most of our choices, if hillbilly comes up we jack his brain out his head

>>829731
This
>>829734

>>829763
So:

Asian=Scholar/Virgin
Europe=Athlete/Scholar
Hippie=Fool/Whore
Pornstar=Whore
Meathead=Fool/Athlete

Missing anything?

>>829774
Hippie might be virgin

>>829731
>JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL
> Nice calm Write-In

Let's take a nice long sip of coffee and collect our thoughts, and then

> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS

>>829799
>>829770
>>829751
>>829745
>>829737
>>829734

"C45513 please tell Jerry to lube up his daughter and wife because it'd be cruel to do them as dry as he's doing me." You say firghteningly calm. C45513 blinks off even as 'her baby' the storm starts rolling in.

"She set up the cellar door on the blue button. She knows you hate the big red buttons. Hansen offers. He looks like he's going to say more but opts to take out his rosaries and begin praying.

"You know Hansen, one thing I always respected about you." You say as you watch Lucy be more respective to Lin's awkward advances.

Fay meanwhile is dancing to music nobody else can here, though she's encouraging Jason to bust some equally horrendous moves.

Fucking Mikael just watches. "Is that no matter what we do. Knowing how bad the things down there are, you still believe there's a big guy up there making sure we're alright."

"Don't make fun of my faith James. I have one boundary." Hansen growls more than speaks.

"I know dude. Just, you believe there's someone out there hwo helps us do this horrid shit. Let's me make my art and whore myself out the other 364 days. And he understands! You briefly consider asking to borrow his rosaries, "I respect that belief dude."

"Thanks James. Even if the Guy upstairs can't stop the guys downstairs, we know we gave it our best shot."

Hey Susan. Forget comics and movies. LEt me show you, what a real hero does to save the world." You tell your albino colleague.

The cellar door drops with a terrific clack that bounced around all the planked wooden floors and walls. Silence fell on the looby as more than 1000 eyeballs locked on the live feed.

Mikael snatches his gun and readies it.
Jason flinches, whilst Lin and Lucy both cry/squeal out respectively.
It's Faye who surprises you, "Hello Cellar. Are you inviting me?"

Mikael tries to pull her back, "Thank you Cellar." She says to nobody and then enters.

> I'm handling this one post at a time. Prep for dumps.

>>829763
If were following american horror tropes then

The asian is the scholar because asian and computers, but he could be the virgin

>>829846
Confirms hippie chick as the fool

The ruskie is the athletic, yet standofish athlete hero

9 TB of anal is obviously the whore

Gym rat im not sure about

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The teens search the room, Mikael sweeping the corners and in between the aisles of assorted stuff that will get them killed. Cobwebs hang in the air, but single stray reflected torch catches the scop of his rifle.

The haunting beam of pure white light in the darkness leading him to a small origami boat. Sitting neatly on a calm ocean. A small sea of it's own trapped in a bucket made of purest white wood. Ever sailing up and down.

The hypnotic rhythym transfixes Mikael and the Russian picks up the origami boat between his thumb and forefinger.

>>829885
Gym rat might be virgin? After all, nobody wants to fuck the living boner.

>>829920
My suspicion as well. He's either a autistic /fit/izin. Or a nerd who got jacked imo.

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Jason looks through the aisles disinterested. All these artifacts are crap, old crap, literally nothing new to be learned from it. And his disgust is only confirmed when he comes across... a piss bucket.

"Oh god. Hell no the chemicals this kinda thing puts off if it gets warm. No. No no no no. I aint breathing in that." He begins the daunting task of throwing it out as he hefts the bucket.

Lucy, Lady of Lust and Licker of a million cocks... here because she needed one big payday before she clocked out the cockout business for good.

She came across a beautiful little amulet, puzzle, box thing. Honestly it looked kind of like something a dealer would stick prescription meds in. But it was old so maybe opoium? Is opium a pill? Who cares it's pretty.

At least that's what C45513's live commentary decided. Her attenborough was crap.

>>829920
>>829928
Possible.

Kill orders?

I say
Porno
Ruskie (unless we pop ghost possession)
Moonbeams

And by then we should have a solid virgin lock

>>829928
So, to recap once more:

Asian=Scholar/Virgin
Europe=Athlete/Scholar
Hippie=Fool
Pornstar=Whore
Meathead=Virgin/Athlete

Stop me if this becomes annoying

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>>829931
This just in jason the meathead is SCHOLAR

>>829946
Looks like Jason might be scholar as well based on his reaction. Wouldn't want to pick something for him yet. Lucy for slut though seems confirmed

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Lin comes across a confederate flag in his search for something to make this worthwhile. I mean, Lucy hadn't made any intention of making a move on him. But Mikael swore she was into him.

And one thing about Mikael is that he didn't lie. He'd hurt people sure, he'd even told Lin when Lin joked about it that he's hurt a boy real bad before they met.

But Mikael never lied, he might sit quietly and stare at people thinking they were liars but he'd never "degrade" himself to one.

Out here though, there were no idiot rednecksw to hurt him/ So he was gonna trhough the flag into a nearby brazier.

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And finally the lovable cheerful ball of rainbows, Faye. She stared at a lovely portrait of "The Progenitor." A piece by a certain Vladamir Tepes.

The way the man is painted like a vampire, but retains enough humanity to be seen as a frail old man sorrowful about his status as a burden. It looked like something her Gram-Gram would paint.

She didn't know why.... but she wanted to touch it.

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Guys I need you to roll 1d5.

We're taking the first to double up.

1 Kongamoto
2 A Posession Ghost
3 Vampires (1d6 for amount)
4 Vittra (HANSEN)
5 Hillbillies (1d10 for amount)

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>830003

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>830003
Here's hoping it's something immune to bullets

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>830003

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>830003

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>830003

>>830006
>>830012
>>830014
>All these kongamotos
>i was the one who rolled kongamoto
O I am laffin

>>830027
The ruskie is now the biggest threat.

Get him to fuck the slut outside.

It will agitate the asian, and noone brings a gun to fuck

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"Somebody just do something." You mutter as Hansen prays.

Surprisingly the group is snapped to attention by the Russian. "this place is strange. Might be things down here that will make us sick. Go upstairs, Lin." He pushes the asian towards the staircase, his flag burning forgotten.

The others are keen to get back to drinking.

And after sweeping with his rifle Mikael closes the door and locks it (or rather C45513) let's him. He realizes he's still got the origami boat and tears it length wise. The little pieces of paper fluttering to the ground as the white bucket tips over on it's own in the cellar.

There's groans downstairs and outright cursing. "So close." Hansen says in almost a relieved tone.

"Yeah if they threw that pissbucket out without saying thanks I think we'd all be grateful. Hate that fucking item." You admit.

You've actually never done this monster before, so you're kind of excited. "Hey Susan. Who'd you bet on?"

The shy smile tells you the answer, "Lucky bitch. Well you play your cards right and maybe you can get lucky twice tonight"

And that was the remark you made as you released the Kongamato you would call Moby Dick

>>830060

[INTEL]
LIN, LUCY, JASON AND FAYE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE CELLAR

MIKAEL IS MUTTERING TO HIMSELF ABOUT THE CIA

THREAT IS SWIMMING TOWARDS THE BOAT

> Tech; Ease off the weather

> Chem; We need [The Whore] horny (Who?)

> Demo; What you wanna bomb?

> Write-In

>>830054
Maybe get him onto the boat and let our friend break it with him on it. Seeing as he's got the gun it might be possible to get him to investigate.

>>830071
>Chem; We need [The Whore] (Lucy) horny AND we need that Russian drugged to his balls
>Tech; see if you can work out a way to make his gun not work
We're not gonna let fucking kongamoto get headshot'd by some Russian sharpshooter

>>830071
Tech ease off the weather and up the romantic sprinkle

Chem we need Lucy horny as hell

>>830071
>Tech; Ease off the weather
> Chem; We need [The Whore] horny (Who?)

Luck and see if we can get her and the Russian set up to be taken out

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A REMINDER

>The ritual Requires the whore to die first.

>The Virgin must survive but suffer or die last.

Just a heads up to those new to the setting.

>>830091
Better yet rig the fucker to backfire.

Not immediately fatal, but he wont be killing anyone if hes blind

>>830071
What's the Euro's rifle?
What is the caliber of his rounds?

Turn the hormones to 11, someone is getting lucky tonight and it isn't the one's in the cabin

>>830103
Oh man that'd be ideal, idk if they can do that remotely though cuz he's got the rifle on him right now

>>830105

Okay. Let's pretend I totally know what the olympic standard of sharpshooting is.

It's that. I random select the survivors for each role. EG: Lucy came from my WHORE folder. SoI don't have /k/ details. He has a gun with X shots.

If we can also finagle the ditz into distracting the asian while we horn uo the slut this night go better

>>830109
He will eventually calm down

>>830112
Lol that's fine OP, just my power-gaming taking over for a sec.

Let's assume that Olympic standard rounds aren't designed to take down a live target, but can do sufficient damage when aimed at vital points, say, the eye, or the crotch.

>>830134

Trust me on this. Something wonderful will happen.

>>830140
I trust you opie.

>>830071
Tech goes easy on weather, make whore horny about Euro. They go out, have some bang bang, hopefully whore likes cowgirl.

>>830140
Try to get some more eyes on the Asian kid, determine if he is the Virgin. Seems like the buff guy might be Scholar.

>>830166
Way I see it he could also be the fool, and the hippie could be the virgin. Let's not write anything off yet, besides that Lucy is the whore

>>830178
Yeah, I just wanna get more info. If the hippie is the virgin, then who is the fool?

>>830185
Could be yhe asian. Hos friend could be rusing him

>>830189
Okay, that makes sense.

>>830199
I think hoppie is fool.

Who asks the death cellar polite questions?

>>830199
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>>830082

"Okay C455. Lucy owes us a VIP show."

"Oh you sweet talker."

"Just ease up on the storm? We need them outside." Hansen reasons.

"Rachel, target Lucy for all you lusty business."

"Figured you'd ask, I just hit the button." She responds
"Got it Goose. But let me just Maverick here, Rachel. Give me mist libido between cabin in the boat. We want the whore on that boat before our boy goes into aggro." You order.

Rachel doesn't even confirm. But you see the pink mist forming.

And are greeted with Lucy following Mikael who is out keeping watch through his scope.

> Listen in

> keep an eye on _______

Fuck it

>ask sarah

Shes lucky, and clever

Find us a virgin

>>830234
Susan?

>>830228
Not ideal, but we can work with it.

>listen in

>>830243
Im bad with names
Yess susan

>>830228
You should check out keiththompsonart.com for monsters/monster ideas

>>830228
>Listen in

>>830228
>Keep an eye on Mikael
He isn't the virgin, so he needs to die second.

>>830257
>>830255
>>830245
>>830234

1 for ask Albino

1 for listen in

1 for watch Mikael

>>830270
Switch to listen in.

>>830270
Albino

>>830278
>>830276

I put up with this shit in Starborn and now this quest.

What's next return of the critfails?

>>830270
>Listen In

>>830283
Yes c:

>>830270
Albino

>>830270
Put mikeal and lucy split screen on the main viewer, then turn our chair around and ask the albino hottie her opinions.

Turn back to the main screen for any violence or fucking


We could also have drugged him and convinced him she was a lying whore.....
But this way the monster gets her

>>830297
This...actually seems to be the best course of action.

>>830283
To quote every qm ever "haha"

>>830297
This, changing >>830296

>>830304
It's true. If you hope for something not to happen, it HAPPENS. And vice-versa.

Just use a little magic guys, just to see how it feels

>>830228
>>ask sarah

>>830312
Ooh ooh how about "please take the slightly risky but cool to write option that has better returns if it succeeds"?

>>830285
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>>830324

(FUCK IT ALL THE OPTIONS)

"Okay, split screen is on. Henson you watch for me." He nods and tweaks some lighting or moon setting you'd never understand. Your glad you have a great co-pilot.

"So Lady Luck; who's our hidden virgin?" You ask as you walk away form the equipment to where you leave your water bottle. Safety first. Right next to the emergency gun.

"It's got to be either Lin or Jason." Susan shrugs as you gulp water like you're in the godamn desert.

"Hey boss, arguement going down."

"Come on Mikael, we can sneak off... just like work." Lucy whispers.

"No. You're working. Remember."

"But-" Lucy says before he grabs her by the collar.

"No buts. I pay you lots of money. You fuck Lin. Get on boat." He pushes her and as she stumbled she gets a lungful of Chem's Marital Aid.

You hi-5 Henson.

>>830327
IT FUCKING PAID OFF.

Lin confirmed virgin? Lucy super-confirmed whore.

>>830327

> Distract everyone in the house

> Lock Mikael out to keep Lin in

> Write-In

>>830355
RIN DIES RAST!
I'm willing to call it confirmed anon

>>830327
Hes her pimp, or part of the mob.

Thats it.

Jerry's kid lives in our closet now

>>830355
Lin as virgin seems likely.

That makes him being a fast little shit very good for us, high dodge

>>830359
> distract the house
He's a gun, he'd just shoot the lock out

>>830359
> distract everyone in the house
We cannot have Mikael going fucking commando on us in the woods by locking him out

>>830372

Oh fuck me. My sides are just gone.

>>830359
>distract

We get bonus points for fucking.

He walks in gets a lungful of fuck mist.

He saves himself when the monstwr shows because hes a prick.

Perfect

>>830375
Yeah, he needs to die almost immediately after Lucy.

>>830381
Not as gone as Jordan Star, not as gone as Jordan

>>830385
If it wasn't for the damn rules, I'd want him gone first.

If they both disappear on the lake though, people are gonna just assume they went off to be lewd anyways
They're both in good shape, that could be HOURS.

We got 3 for distracting.

We had 7 votes before so I dunno whether to wait or write. It's 4:30am here.

>>830430
Some people same fag.
Some people domt vote when an option is the clear winner

> distract the house

Sorry OP just got home.

>>830359
>> Distract everyone in the house

>>830430
>Distract the house

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>>830502

"Okay Lucy is out. Lin is our virgin boys. We need to keep them all distracted so we can handle Lucy. Fuck bonus points for tit shots I'm just wanting pass marks here."

"Hansen C455 this is your show. I want the eople in that house looking anywhere but at our little Titanic. Go!" They scramble to it and the house's generator shudders to a halt immediately when Mikael steps foot back inside.

He pulls Lin behind him as he curses in Russian. The duo head to the basement, with Lin on torch duties. "Good our gunner won't let our virgin out his sight."

" JERRY GIVE ME TIME ON OUR TITANIC!"

"Two minutes. It's taking it's time." You sever the commlink and have C455 bring up a timer.

"Rachel, I've just decided that our hippy and chemist needs to make some advances in organic-artifical mediation. Do it!" You clap your hands as the vibe hits you.

"Pitching up a homerun for our roider. Lust pheromones acitve in the main room."

"Susan!" You say pointing at her as if you have order. "Show me your tits." She flips you the bird as you grin, "Worth a shot."

The cameras focus in on Lucy... preparing herself for Lin by taking care of herself... the name she is moaning is very Russian.

You can hear people wolf whistling down in the lobby. This bit always draws a crowd.

BONUS GAINED

As you see the great hulking form of Moby Dick... you warn everyone, "If you aren't prepared for this job you'll find out shortly everybody. May the ancient ones or whatever Gods you care to worship have mercy on you."

With that, the onster unfurls it's wings underwater. Pushing itself into the air in one fell swoop. The near naked girl opens her eyes fully as the moonlight perfectly highlighting her figure is instead replaced by a dark shadow.

Confusion.
Then Fear.
She doesn't even scream.

The Kongamato reminds you of a dolphin as it spins in the air to crush the boat beneath it's weight. It's sharp pronged beak hits Lucy and thus the deck first.

It's like a drill with the ease which it pierces the girl and the luxury yacht. And the spinning of Moby Dick on his way back down into the depth of the bay, sends white spray up to the sky.

It was like Free Willy, but directed by you. Poetic, Beautiful, Immaculate and Terrible. You hate your art.

This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber.

You intone the words.
Henson stands up and pulls the lever.
The blood of the whore fills the tablet.
[LUCY THE WHORE HAS DIED]

Rolled 7 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

Rolling for Spain. 16 to pass.

>>830532
FUCKING SPAIN

How did they screw up?

>>830532
rip spain

Rolled 8 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>830556

With a 6, I'm gonna say that their monster just got owned. I don't know their ritual needs.

As of this point I will base Madrid ritual on bullfighting in this quest and the Monster and the sacrifice duel 1v1.

They just got fucking shanked to shit.


Rollan for Sweden, DC16

Rolled 2 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>830566

The volcano erupted too early and the monster got lavad.

Engerland roll DC16

(full list btw)

Japan +1 mod
Germany Neutral
United Kingdom Neutral
Sweden -1 mod
Spain -1 mod

>>830566
Fuck, We have Germany, the UK, and Japan left

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>830572
you fucked up the roll

>>830572

Sweden is cucks

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>830572
HAHAHAH FUCK YOU LONDON SHOULD HAVE LET GLASGOW JUST THROW SOME TEENGARES ONTO THE STREETS

I messed up the roll but even with the right mod it's a 2. So still fucked.

Nazi roll DC16

>>830578

yours is Japan.

Looks like the NEETS And you guys are the only ones to get a kill.

>>830587
i diiid it

>>830587
The top two performers succeed, of course.
We're not out of the woods here yet, though.

>>830611
>We're not out of the woods here yet, though.

Oh you.

Because the cabin is in the woods.

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You look across the screens and put your head on your hands. "Thank fuck for Japan." You say in disbelief.

STOCKHOLM: FAIL
LONDON: FAIL
EAST BERLIN: FAIL
MADRID: FAIL

"They're at least killing nine year old girls. We still have an extra life left." Henson says.

Madrid: Monster shanked to death on the first round with victim 1.
London: Survivor role killed first by Monster.
Berlin: Whole site is FUBAR
Stockholm: Stupid Ritual and it's need for a natural disaster. Of course a volcano is going to fuck everything up if your timing is off by a second or two. Deep Fried Troll on the menu in Sweden.

"Carl the caption guy sums it up perfectly." You state bluntly as you proceed to boldly fuck off to the bathroom.

Right now the last thing you want is to watch a hippy fuck a roider while C45513 gets off on it. Or watch THAT FUCKING RUSKI and Lin mess with a generator that will not start for anyhting short of God's floppy dick.

Oky you're stressed, take a breather. Piss. That was a good kill.

> You'll be back after a short break.

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AKA It's 5:05. I'm tired as fuck.
I wanted to marathon the whole of ritual 1. But I don't want my most active thread to drop in quality due to lack of sleep.

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Hit me.
Have a rare wagon you shadowrunning fucks <3

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>>830655

When do the monsters break out and the game turns into first person survival horror

>>830655
My head canon has us as a former virgin who survived a ritual, only to go deep underground, get massive amounts of black market surgery: face, gender, you fucking name it.

We now live ONLY for the day we can fuck this ritual up and end this horrid world. We have never been so close. If japan fails, we could do it. End everything.

This probably isnt the case, but its a fun thought.

Favorite monster in the stable?

What is harry's malfunction?

Albino tit size?

Any shot with lil miss monochrome?

I mean shes filthy rich now.

What she gonna spend it on?

>>830664
When you fail so hard you make the company stupid enough to have a big red button that releases everything. Instead of having a system where when one cage is opened everything else is sealed.

>>830676
Would be fun.

The Answer is always Wendigos

Harry is crazy.

Susan is ambigiously well endowed until I decide for sure.

you felt her arse and she was into it and is semi flirting back.

Yeah boi.

Probably cars.

>>830695
How does the organization afford the absurd salaries they seem to be paying even basement tier lackeys like Eddie

>>830705

Eloominatea

>>830695
So how will this quest be set up?
Assuming we are supposed to succeed will it be like a monster of the week type of deal or will there be an over arching story?
Have anything planned on what well do in between each slaughterhouse feast?

Also how do you choose who goes in the cabin. You talked about folders earlier, do you just have random faces and personalities you mix and match or is it all preplanned?

>>830718

We will only be playing ritual nights. I have idea for MOTW and Overarching.

I tend to write Overarching better but we'll see what I go for. This is a break from my usual quest. (This has less death!)

Just started planning it on Friday and I'm amazed at the turnout and playerbase.

But yeah, faces /w names. Sorted into roles and then I come up with backstories and fit a skill.

Is it possible to release multiple threats at once?
If so do they all work together?
If not, Hillbilly/Vampire gang war when?

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>>830744
No, once one cage opens the rest seal as for safety/commonsense reasons.

Depends on your combo if they would.

Vampires win, despite having old school weaknesses - they still strongk.

>>830655
Enjoying this so far, hopefully we can keep this going for a while before the monsters escape

Reading the thread from beginning but I have to say, not seeing Sexy Witches or Dismemberment Goblins on the list makes me sad.

>>831102
I miss the giant molestation tree

>>831102

Both are actually on there just not in there specifically. Just under witches and gobbos.

Going to be ready to resume in a short while.