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[ Heist Planning Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llRmyRgmshM ]

>Your name is Amon Shuu, a humble monk of the Water Temple.
>You have no family to speak of, just another one of the many casualties of the 2nd Shinobi World War. Your luck pulled through when a wandering monk, Myatsuu, snatched you from the debris of a border skirmish. You were 4 years old. The monk, Myatsuu, brought you back to the Water Temple in the marshy coastlines of the Land of Water.

>Nearly 14 years later, the Temple, your home, had fallen to attackers from the Village Hidden in the Mist after a young girl, Rin. Leaving to honor your duties, you travel across lands to deliver the merchant, Yoru, safely to his destination.

Character pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/3vzHnmkj

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ninja%20Monk
Thread 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/748165/
QM Twitter: @TheRedL4dy

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>>829983
>Rin, she seems particularly innoucous but you know she's clever enough to always have a plan up her sleeve. After all, she is a trained ninja in her own right. While she's deceptively observant, she can also be a bit of a happy-go-lucky wild card.
Time for some fun

>>829983
>No Shizune

Bad form Red. She's obviously the best choice.

>Rin, she seems particularly innoucous but you know she's clever enough to always have a plan up her sleeve. After all, she is a trained ninja in her own right. While she's deceptively observant, she can also be a bit of a happy-go-lucky wild card.

I'll go along with the *fun*. But if this screws us over I'll probably be almost mad.

>>829983
>Rin, she seems particularly innoucous but you know she's clever enough to always have a plan up her sleeve. After all, she is a trained ninja in her own right. While she's deceptively observant, she can also be a bit of a happy-go-lucky wild card.

>>830015
LOL we can probably bully shizune into taking one of the rolls. She is very easily bullied

>>830030
She's part of the crew, Red confirmed that last thread.

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>Yoru, his intellect and diplomactic skills will be invaluable in this role

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>>830038
>>830030
>>830019
Shizune in the crew, but Shizune ain't gonna mastermind.

So it looks like Rin for President.
>Writing

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>>830050
hopefully she has a plan that involves Tsunade being naked

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>[The Mastermind: Rin Nohara]


>The Distraction: whether it be an explosion, a barfight, or a lady in a red dress, the distraction finds, opens, or makes the windows the operation needs. A role vital to the success of the mission, but versatile in the ways it can be filled.

Who will be the distraction?

>Yoru, out of all of you he'd be the best at stirring up a crowd.
>Asa, she uh...more or less specializes in distracting
>Tai, if you need big noise quickly, he's your man
>Amon, he's probably creative enough to think of something
>Shizune, she isn't the type to stick out, though.

>>830098
>Yoru, out of all of you he'd be the best at stirring up a crowd.
Use his big bucks

>>830098
>Asa, she uh...more or less specializes in distracting

>>830098
>Yoru, out of all of you he'd be the best at stirring up a crowd.
I really like the "rich guy being a dick" gag.

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>>830098
>Yoru, out of all of you he'd be the best at stirring up a crowd.

flashing cash
talking trash

with Shizune draped on his arm

>>830128
Nonono Shizune will be our pickpocket. She's so plain that no one will notice when she does something

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>>830098
>>Yoru, out of all of you he'd be the best at stirring up a crowd.

>While she's deceptively observant, she can also be a bit of a happy-go-lucky wild card.

You had me at wildcard.

>>830128
>Not Tsunade because she's leeching off the goodwill and naivete of a poor Monk unlike Shizune who's actually helping.

You have chosen poorly.

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>>830110
>>830114
>>830128
>>830138
High Roller Yoru Norihime of the illustrious Norihime Corp™ is on the premises

writing

>>830161
>Picture him snapping his suspenders at someone

This is funnier than it should be

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>[The Mastermind: Rin Nohara]
>[The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]

>The Muscle/The Inside Man: Either the Gates of Troy are gonna open or he/she's gonna break it down with their fists. This role is responsible for gathering insider information and access to classified areas...all while remaining out of the common suspiscion.

Who will be your Muscle/Inside Man?

>Asa, she is more than clever enough to camoflague herself in most environments. This probably won't be an exception.
>Tai, though his disciplined manners wouldn't suggets it, Tai had a rough life. He probably has close experience in the same background as those operating the casino.
>Amon, he wouldn't blend in too well, but there is something said for being another unique talent.
>Shizune, playing this off takes talent, but as Tsunade's assistant you're quite sure she has enough.

>>830211
>Tai, though his disciplined manners wouldn't suggets it, Tai had a rough life. He probably has close experience in the same background as those operating the casino.

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>>830211
*camouflage

>>830211
>Tai, though his disciplined manners wouldn't suggets it, Tai had a rough life. He probably has close experience in the same background as those operating the casino.

I want to pick Shizune so bad but I want her to be the Pickpocket.

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>>830211
>>Tai, though his disciplined manners wouldn't suggest it, Tai had a rough life. He probably has close experience in the same background as those operating the casino.

>>829983
No but seriously, we trying to get in Tsunade's pants? If yes I wholeheartedly approve.

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>>830251
Well Red rolled to go with a joke last thread to see who'd try to get Amon's dick gently love Amon and it ended up being Tsunade.

Asa's best girl.

>>830251
Well that's not up for the op to decide. That is up to us, the players.

>>830251
I'm fine with her or Shizune

>>830263
I'm not cucking Yoru

>>830266
>>830267
Well alright then, I need to catch up then

>>830271
It's not cucking if they're not together.

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>>830251
>>830139
Tsunade's like 13 years older, just a heads up. It's up to players to decide whoever they're after.

>>830266
bingo

And it looks like Tai takes the spot
Writing!

>>830274
Senpai please, Red begged Wargle to use Asa, she's Tsuki's canon mom.

Then he made Asa into everything he wanted tsuki to be, archer, rabbit summons.

>>830284
>Tsunade's like 13 years older

And?

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>>830300
Her two previous lovers were brutally killed, sooo...she's single, I guess?

>>830290
>Red begged Wargle
Red politely asked, it wasn't a big deal. Stories will still line up even if anons waifu Asa.

>>830284
I was talking about having Tsunade be the eye candy.

If you meant to link my other post about the roll, I'm just suspicious because you never said anything about it afterward and I don't know if you would actually follow through or not.

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>>830284
is that supposed to dissuade anybody?

>>830318
>Red politely asked, it wasn't a big deal. Stories will still line up even if anons waifu Asa.

I'm just making you look bad :^)

wargle was right you're fun to bully

>>830318
>Amon is Tsuki's semi-illegitimate super nerd monk father

I like Asa even more now.

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the world's strongest hand job

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>The Burglar: Wide-receiver of the motley caper crew and the steady arms behind the heist itself. This role requires the calmest head and quietest footsteps, as well as the ability to take or make paths in case the worst happens.

Who will be your Burglar?

>Asa, she got the name 'The Huntress' for a reason. She's cunning, silent, and -most of all- well-practiced.
>Amon, he's certainly got the build for it, though not necessarily the same training. Certainly has an advantage from natural talents and learned abilities, though.

>>830328
no bully

>>830360
Keep going anon

>>830361
>>Asa, she got the name 'The Huntress' for a reason. She's cunning, silent, and -most of all- well-practiced.

>>830361
>Asa, she got the name 'The Huntress' for a reason. She's cunning, silent, and -most of all- well-practiced.

>>830361
>Asa, she got the name 'The Huntress' for a reason. She's cunning, silent, and -most of all- well-practiced.
back that asa up

>>830361
>Amon, he's certainly got the build for it, though not necessarily the same training. Certainly has an advantage from natural talents and learned abilities, though.
This is our job, I'd prefer to keep Asa in reserve as the acquirer or some such.

>>830361
>Asa, she got the name 'The Huntress' for a reason. She's cunning, silent, and -most of all- well-practiced.
Will she be rappelling in a tight body suit?

Also should we be giving ideas now or will that come later? Because I think letting her use the See-No-Evil seal to get used to it and giving her some so she can see her getaway would help.

>>830389
Don't you want to see Amon fumble around with the concepts of currency and trade?

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>>830395
by all means throw out ideas now

>>830405
just use black body paint

>>830409
Rin dies of a self-induced fever and Amon laments his life descending into sort-of-accidental lewds again.

Amon could use see no evil to have point of views from everyone involved as well as wherever we can hide a seal in the gambling den. Plus we can communicate with everyone telepathically. We're like the ultimate mission control/overwatch

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Looks like Asa's in the black leather jumpsuit today.
>Writing

>>830428
That's thinking with seals, now. I like it. Have a T H I C C Asa

>>830435
Look at those honkers. Tsunasa.

>>830435
I wonder what it's like using the Hear No Evil technique and talking to someone. Is it like using a phone right next to someone? Or trying to think to yourself while holding a conversation? I suppose there's no real answer if it wasn't used in the anime.

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>[The Mastermind: Rin Nohara]
>[The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]
>[Muscle/Inside Man: Tai]
>[The Burglar: Asa ]

>The Con/Pickpocket, needs to be able to blend in, naturally. As the job might suggest, the con is supposed to acquire what the others can't...and while on the move. The con/pickpocket is the crew's finest deception, his/her subsiding in just the smallest gaps of attention and opportunity. A quick mind and an even quicker hand is needed.

Who will be your Conman/Pickpocket?
>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.
>Amon, his innocence would certainly leave others off guard, though his ability to blend into a crowd may be lacking.

>>830479
>>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.

>>830479
>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.

>>830479
>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.

I can't wait to see her try to con someone.

>>830479
>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.

>>830479
>Shizune, her mundane appearance will only help her blend into the environment around her. Additionally, she's more than capable of disguise and sleight of hand.
If your shizune was cheese, would yah eat it?

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>>830497
Just a little nibble.

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Shizune is the conwoman. Does this look like a face that could lie?

>Writing

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>>830497
I'd swallow her whole.

>>830531
That looks like a amazing wife and a very wonderful woman in general.

>>830531
Going to be completely honest here, she's the blandest character in the actual show.

Hope she's better in this

>>830562
I agree. She's just cute.
Unlike that pig she never puts down.

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>>830531
never bothered to look that high

>>830569
All memeing and lusting over waifus aside, Tsunade was one of the actually good characters that hack Kishi could write

>>830601
Agreed. And maybe Kakashi, probably because he just never gave a shit about anything.

>>830601
It's true. And if you've noticed towards the kind of guys she usually gravitates to are earnest strong headed dudes. Pretty sure we're right up here alley

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>[The Mastermind: Rin Nohara]
>[The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]
>[Muscle/Inside Man: Tai]
>[The Burglar: Asa ]
>[The Conwoman/Pickpocket: Shizune]
>[The Coordinator/Acquirer: Amon Shuu]

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A ]

This is the team you have chosen to accomplish this task. This mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the premises of The Gato Company's flagship casino in The Land of Fire. You will retrieve any records related to the Backer, Lady Tsunade, and leave undetected. Any additional objectives are to be determined by the Mastermind of your operation.

>Do you accept?
>Y
>N

The plan you have set is...
>An agressive one- a break and enter both executed swiftly and timed flawlessly according to a preset schedule
>A complex, incognito one- an intricate masterwork of coincidences, complex timing, and sheer luck that has you leaving with the jackpot before the House even realizes.
>An cunning, bloodless one- Through disguises, scams, and lies the crew will either obtain the intended target outright or the perfect opportunity to steal it.
>A truly unexpected choice, a wildcard (Write ins, feel free to write in specific plans for specific roles/characters or just whole ideas)

>>830629
>>Y
>An agressive one- a break and enter both executed swiftly and timed flawlessly according to a preset schedule

>>830629
>>A complex, incognito one- an intricate masterwork of coincidences, complex timing, and sheer luck that has you leaving with the jackpot before the House even realizes.
Red worked too hard on this for us not to do this.

>>830629
>A complex, incognito one- an intricate masterwork of coincidences, complex timing, and sheer luck that has you leaving with the jackpot before the House even realizes.
I bet we can pull it off with our seals

>>830629
>Y
>An cunning, bloodless one- Through disguises, scams, and lies the crew will either obtain the intended target outright or the perfect opportunity to steal it.

I think Rin'll make a good stealth plan.

>>830641
I thought Red would just pass every plan through Rin's filter before giving it to us. If not I'm voting for the complex plan too.

>>830629
>>A complex, incognito one- an intricate masterwork of coincidences, complex timing, and sheer luck that has you leaving with the jackpot before the House even realizes.

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>>830656
If you're playing as Rin choices will be in her filter, but I won't pass everything through it lol

>>830668
Oh, I meant how the plan is supposed to play out. So everyone else's possible plans would be different from hers because she's so happy go lucky.

I hope Asa gets to tease Amon with her bodysuit.
And that Tsunade does something other than drink and sleep.

Uh guys, thread 10 isn't archived

>>830686
just put this link in the OP from now on

http://archived.moe/qst/thread/800699/#800699

My power just went out so I think someone just killed themselves on an electrical pole near my house. Either that or the wildfires are a whole lot closer than they're telling me.

Pretty sure my ID'll be different now, so I'm this >>830685 anon

>>830703
Does red just not archive? God that triggers me a bit

>>830713
I think there are other qst archive sites but I don't know them

>>830713
Red does archive,she just waits until it's about to fall off the board. And something just went wrong with thread 7. It's archived you just can't see it for whatever reason. You can find out how to get to it from thread 6.

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>>830713
I mean I've tried :/

The archive honestly doesn't like me. I've been trying to archive that thread since the beginning of this one.

>>830720
It's archived now. I can see it. So if anyone else can't, something's wrong on their.

>>830716
>she
Really?

>>830720
Bah, I'll just do it for you next time.

>>830729
I've no idea, I think it would be rude to ask. I'm just assuming because they're the Red Lady, not the Red Man. Who knows though, all my usernames are taco based.

>>830729
>>she
>Really?

Well her trip isn't the red dude last time I checked.

Obligatory tits or gtfo

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>A complex, incognito one- an intricate masterwork of coincidences, complex timing, and sheer luck that has you leaving with the jackpot before the House even realizes.

Rin's dastardly plans coming to fruition. Because nobody -NOBODY- expects the lucky wildcard!

>Writing

>>830737
>>830740
I just assume dude tbqh, I don't really care either way.

>>830748
I never assume either way. Everyone on this site is basically just a variation of the same shitposting retard, there's no way to tell gender from text.

>>830754
Meant to say "so there's no way to tell gender from text." Can't really get nuances from it if everyone's being intentionally stupid or rude.

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The Red Lady is a reference to my first quest I ran, Muse Quest. If you want a blast from the past and a decent read between updates, check it out in the archives. Never took off.
RIP.

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Oh and also, you begin...(Pick 1)
>In the halls of tables and slots, their chaotic buzz nothing compared to what this Norihime is about to make [The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]

>Behind the closed doors of the casino, influencing the inner, private workings of the operation [The Muscle/The Inside Man: Tai ]
>In the midst of the greatest heist of the decade, both coincidence and cooperation supporting your brazen plan [The Burglar: Asa]
>Guiding plans and adjusting the group to the many changes in circumstances. You're coordinating all efforts on a precise scale. [The Coordinator/The Acquirer: Amon Shuu ]
>Obtaining access to all those places you shouldn't be allowed into [The Con/Pickpocket: Shizune ]
>Lining up the coincidences just right...even if you're not entirely sure how you managed to do it yourself. [ The Mastermind: Rin Nohara ]

>>830769
So do you have pingus or vagoo?

>>830821
>>In the halls of tables and slots, their chaotic buzz nothing compared to what this Norihime is about to make [The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]

>>830821
>Guiding plans and adjusting the group to the many changes in circumstances. You're coordinating all efforts on a precise scale. [The Coordinator/The Acquirer: Amon Shuu ]

>>830821
>>In the midst of the greatest heist of the decade, both coincidence and cooperation supporting your brazen plan [The Burglar: Asa]

I'm this >>830709b anon, now on mobile. I'm pretty sure one car crash wouldn't make the power go out like this, so if I suddenly stop posting I've burned to death in a wildfire

>>830821
>>Behind the closed doors of the casino, influencing the inner, private workings of the operation [The Muscle/The Inside Man: Tai ]

>>830836
>>830846
>>830848
>>830851
>4 different votes

you guys are great

>>830863
I'm just voting for best girl and bodysuit teasing.

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>>830863
>leaving QM with a tie
>Not the bro one either

>>830821
>Obtaining access to all those places you shouldn't be allowed into [The Con/Pickpocket: Shizune ]

>>830872
just pick your favorite

>>830876
Bahahahaha

5 way tie. Can you just pick Asa because I'm about to burn to death? There's smoke everywhere so I don't know if I believe it when they say the fires are 70 miles away.

>>830880
>>830871
>>830848
Be safe anon!

>>830821
>Lining up the coincidences just right...even if you're not entirely sure how you managed to do it yourself. [ The Mastermind: Rin Nohara ]

>>830889
You did that on purpose.

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>>830889
>>830876
>>830851
>>830848
>>830846
>>830836

>>830895
>In the midst of the greatest heist of the decade, both coincidence and cooperation supporting your brazen plan [The Burglar: Asa]
I'm mostly lurking but for the sake of progress

>>830904
Best girl wins, as she should. Good job lurker.

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

Random it is then.
Just because of that, I'm calling the thread for the night after the next vote and start again tomorrow afternoon. And kill ur waifuTailed Beasts

>>830904
>actually I take that back, T H I C C wins

>>830908
Didn't I tell you before? She'll just come back. Like a crack addict.

... that wasn't the best analog.

>>830908
>tfw you don't care about Rin at all

what a horrible fate

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>>830821

Choose one more option from the list, please. That will be the last vote before I tie things up for the night and come back with the first post prepared.

>>830821
>In the halls of tables and slots, their chaotic buzz nothing compared to what this Norihime is about to make [The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]

>Behind the closed doors of the casino, influencing the inner, private workings of the operation [The Muscle/The Inside Man: Tai ]
>In the midst of the greatest heist of the decade, both coincidence and cooperation supporting your brazen plan [The Burglar: Asa]
>Guiding plans and adjusting the group to the many changes in circumstances. You're coordinating all efforts on a precise scale. [The Coordinator/The Acquirer: Amon Shuu ]
>Obtaining access to all those places you shouldn't be allowed into [The Con/Pickpocket: Shizune ]
>Lining up the coincidences just right...even if you're not entirely sure how you managed to do it yourself. [ The Mastermind: Rin Nohara ]

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>>830922
Ignore the accidental repeat of the Asa option

>>830922
>Guiding plans and adjusting the group to the many changes in circumstances. You're coordinating all efforts on a precise scale. [The Coordinator/The Acquirer: Amon Shuu ]

>>830922
>Lining up the coincidences just right...even if you're not entirely sure how you managed to do it yourself. [ The Mastermind: Rin Nohara ]

>>830922
>>In the halls of tables and slots, their chaotic buzz nothing compared to what this Norihime is about to make [The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]

Thanks for running red, have a good one

>>830924

Dammit Red

>Lining up the coincidences just right...even if you're not entirely sure how you managed to do it yourself. [ The Mastermind: Rin Nohara ]

>>830922
>Guiding plans and adjusting the group to the many changes in circumstances. You're coordinating all efforts on a precise scale. [The Coordinator/The Acquirer: Amon Shuu ]

And I'm all caught up

Here are my thoughts

Most of the characters are pretty great, Tai and Yoru in particular stand out. Rin is... there, she works as a plot device but nothing on a romantic level (yet). She needs more development. Asa is pretty great but her hitting on amon was outta nowhere and kinda outta place (I'm assuming she's doing it to manipulate him).

I enjoy your writing quite a bit red, everything with Myatsu was amazing

>>830922
>>In the halls of tables and slots, their chaotic buzz nothing compared to what this Norihime is about to make [The Distraction: Yoru Norihime]
Missed last night, but it was short so never mind.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

Thread continues in just about 2 hours!

Tiebreakear roll
1) Rin
2) Amon
3) Yoru

>>831024
Congrats on catching up so quickly! Glad to hear you enjoy things as well. I'm not saying you're right about Asa, but...

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Thread continues in just about 2 hours!

Tiebreakear roll
1) Rin
2) Amon
3) Yoru

>>831024
Congrats on catching up so quickly! Glad to hear you enjoy things as well. I'm not saying you're right about Asa, but...

>>831975
>>832016
wat

okay then, I guess I'll take Yoru's...?

>>831975
>>832016
What... How even

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The screeching howl of the wind rips through your braided hair as you climb the notched walls of the casino exterior, nearly twenty stories above the ground now.

Okay, so Asa! You stick out, so any security would totally notice you. You're kind of a large target, anyway...
Excuse me?
Nothing! So, here's the game plan! Asa, you'll start by climbing the outside walls. Tai will be working on your entry point, just look for the window with the BLUE LIGHTcoming from it.
Your arrows and stuff will be in there!

Easier said than done, Rin. Though you do admit...
You look down at the black leather jumpsuit Rin had given you, ignoring the ant-sized specs of light in your vision from the town far below.
...she does have a surprisingly good eye for design.

Another storey past and you can see just a faint outline of blue a bit father above- Bingo. You maneuver yourself up along the stonework and glass to the dull light windowpane. Reaching out and tapping it, the rectangular window softly swings forward on its hinge. Tai came through as well.

The amount of effort in this operation has been notable for your group, to be sure. After Yoru managed to wrap Tsunade in her own binding contract, he immediately took to leading the effort in organizing the break-in. But for you, that was expected of him. You have an idea for how he operates by now...your back-and-forths have been admittedly quite...fun. He always meets your little challenges head on with that childish enthusiasm. It's...he's...

-well, for now just be happy with your favorite playtoy, Asa. Speaking of which...how flustered would he get if he saw you in this suit? Hm, that's something to certainly explore later. But right now you're on the clock, Asa, stay focused.

You swing into the ornate, tiled room, your boots silent against the cermaic flooring. This Hear-No-Evil seal of Amon's really is quite amazing. For one, you'd never imagined how FUN this would be. You could be right next to someone and they wouldn't hear you.
But even more fun was his face when you told him to "paint it on my chest". Amon really does care about others too much for his own good...it's cute, you'll admit.

You tread lighter than a cat as you cross through the room. It would seem this is quite the luxurious penthouse. Must be a VIP room or something. You consider looking through this bathroom, before you hear a crash from the large, open lounge outside the restroom doors. You tighten up instinctively. Quickly, the room is searched...but your gear is nowhere to be found.

>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.
>Rush out unarmed, taking the scene by surprise.

>>832511
>>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.

>>832511
>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.
I'm glad I lived to see this. Hopefully my power doesn't fuck up again. How many IDs have I even had this thread?

>>832511
>>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.

>>832511
>>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.

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>>832511

(QM's Note: Failing Rolls will add to your ALARM METER. The ALARM METER is shared between companions and is transferred between their segments. It is filled by the difference between the ROLL DC and the FAILED ROLL. Events will happen at specific levels of the ALARM. Filling the meter entirely fails the mission)

[ALARM: 0/400]

>>832511
>Wait in the bathroom, hide until whoever and whatever that was is gone.

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>Hiding in the bathroom

Writing

>>832593
>Asa Solid

Oh, something's solid alright.
Rin's plan.

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You crouch closer to the floor, instinctively reducing your profile.
Then you hear the footsteps and voices approaching the bathroom.

Springing to action, your darting eyes catch the sight of the empty, enclosed shower in the corner. Without a second you jump into it and hide behind the small cermaic outcrop separating you from the rest of the restroom. Thankfully, not a single tap of your feet is heard due to the fantastic seal Amon constructed. You shrink into the corner and listen...

"F#$%! You goddamn idiot! You trying to run your grubby hands over everything or are you just too damn stupid to not break everything you see?!"
"I-I'm sorry boss, it was an acci-"
"The only accident I made was hiring your ugly mug! You, get him out of here. You, new guy, wait outside while I take a shower; coming into contact with that street trash grossed me out. "

Your heartbeat seems to echo through the room, despite the fact you know the seal has covered up all noise. A short, narrow-faced man wearing a fine suit strides into the room looking peeved.

Thankfully, it is the voice from behind the bathroom door that stops him. "...I assure you, sir, you'll appear fine without it. You're on a short schedule. There are fleeting opportunities to seize tonight. Such beautiful chances shouldn't be missed for something- or someone- so trivial."

The ill-tempered man stops, tapping his foot impatiently as he thinks. A sly grin spreads along his face as he chuckles out loud, crossing over to the sink instead.
"Well said...I knew there was a reason I hired you, kid. I'll give you this much, you're a cut above the rest of the common muscle. But let's just make it clear that I'mthe one giving YOU the orders, capiche?"

He washes his hands as the silky voice responds from outside. "We'll be late to meet your client. I'll make a call for one of the men to come clean up the mess."

Gato curses to himself as he finishes washing his hands. "F@$#ing pretty boy. Give them one compliment and they think they own the place..."
He finishes up, walking out of the room. You wait until you hear their footsteps fade and the sound of another door swing closed.

You exhale heavily. You almost just got busted there.

Once you've gotten your equipment, it's up to you to infiltrate and secure the documents.
Try to find Tai. He can drag you around the facility and cover you.
If not, at least try to find the Speak-No-Evil tag Tai said he put near the entry point. Amon should be set up and can guide you in Tai's place.
Just ...don't try to make your move on the vault until you get the signal.
T-The signal? Uh...don't worry about it, you'll know it when it happens haha!

You...
>Wait here longer, the other voice with Gato said something about sending up someone else.
>Exit out into the main room, search for your equipment or something. Find out where you are.
>Summon Usagi to scout and secure for you.

>>832743
>Summon Usagi to scout and secure for you.
I would think it's harder to see a rabbit than a grown woman.

>>832743
>>Exit out into the main room, search for your equipment or something. Find out where you are.

>>832743
>>Summon Usagi to scout and secure for you.

Give him a little bow tie so if he is seen, people would just assume he's someones pet.

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writing

>>832743
>Summon Usagi to scout and secure for you.

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You...
>Wait here longer, the other voice with Gato said something about sending up someone else.
>Exit out into the main room, search for your equipment or something. Find out where you are.
>Summon Usagi to scout and secure for you.

You nip your thumb just barely, allowing for a few pricks of blood to dribble out. With a single hand seal and a small puff of smoke, a single white rabbit it sitting on its haunches in front of you. It bats its ears a little bit and looks up to you, curious. "Well now, it looks like you've got quite the interesting date tonight. Last time I saw you dressed in all leather must have been back in..."

You shake your head, annoyed. Not the time or place, Usagi. The rabbit cocks its head, confused for a moment at your silence. You motion for a bit until Usagi just gives a rabbit shrug. As you get up to clean away any trace of blood, you pick up a shiny black bowtie laying next to the sink.
"I'll assume that's the usual, then....got any food?"

You tie the bowtie around the gluttonous rabbit's neck and shoo him away. With a few sprite hops down the hall, he's past the door and into the room outside. You quickly receive the familiar, whispering answer from the bunny in your head.

"No contacts in sight. No contacts heard, either. Room is clear, continuing out into the hallway."

You exit out of the bathroom and into a grand suite of sorts. This must be a VIP room. There is a private bar filled with expensive bottles, an indoor jacuzzi, and even a small private library. You see a bedroom down one marbled hallway and a comfortable, curtained lounge down another. As you finish your surface inspection of the place, you see a small white bundle of fur with a black bowtie shuffle out the slightly cracked open front door.

You...(pick three)

>Inspect that jacuzzi tho
>Look through and behind the bar for something
>Check the short row of bookshelves
>Go look through the lounge a bit closer
>Check the bedroom
>Leave with Usagi before anyone else comes
>Write in

>>832893
>Look through and behind the bar for something
>Go look through the lounge a bit closer
>Check the bedroom

Tai was here, so we need to find where he put Asa's stuff.

>>832893
>>Look through and behind the bar for something
>>Check the short row of bookshelves
>>Leave with Usagi before anyone else comes

>>832893
>>Inspect that jacuzzi tho
>>Check the short row of bookshelves
>>Check the bedroom

Will wait a little longer for votes

>>832906
>>832893
+1

>>832893
>Look through and behind the bar for something
>Check the short row of bookshelves
>Check the bedroom

>>832893
>>Look through and behind the bar for something
>>Check the short row of bookshelves
>>Go look through the lounge a bit closer

Bar, Books, Bed

Roll me 3d100 for searching!
DC 50, DC 85 for each!

Writing after that. If you're not listening to the Mission Impossible theme during the Asa segment, you're doing it wrong.

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Rolled 94, 99, 6 = 199 (3d100)

>>833106
Best snek guide her

Rolled 3, 88, 68 = 159 (3d100)

>>833106

No whammys

Rolled 24, 7, 13 = 44 (3d100)

>>833106

Rolled 53, 29, 20 = 102 (3d100)

>>833106
Ere we go

>>833120
Holy shit dude.

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>>833120
>TFW Ahab guides you from the grave
Bless best Boss

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>>833120
>>833122
Asa searches so well, she finds the meaning to the universe.
Or just some of the cool stuff around this place. Writing!

>>833120
>>833122
>>833135
>>833136
>>833167
>>833168
The actual

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(DC 50, DC 85 Passed!)
If you were a big, grumpy Tai...where would be the first place you would think of when hiding your equipment...
So you stride up to the private bar confidentally.

At first, the polished red oak and glistening bottles don't seem to be hiding anything extra. But, you know better
than that. The leather suit scrunches as you crouch down to look below the countertop. Next to you is a broken bottle alongside a pungent liquid splashed across the floor- probably the noise you heard earlier. So far, it only looks like there's clean crystal highball glasses and...oh, hello there. The end section seems to be just a thick block of wood supporting the structure of the bar...but you see the edge of a stained hinge just barely along the inside of the countertop. You push into the section and with an audible *click* the front of it swings off to reveal a secret compartment...with your equipment inside.

Nice!

As you start to leave...you take a closer look at the lines of bottles on display as well. While at first all their amber, ruby, and thick black liquids blend together but yet again something catches your eyes. Amid the labels, you spot one that sticks out to you in particular...you remember it vaguely from when Amon painted it in the forest. You peel the carefully placed Speak-No-Evil seal off the front of the expensive glass bottle, sticking it directly on your chest under the leather jumpsuit. As you call out to Amon, you eye one of the bottles...pinot noir? Well, winners take all. You pop it open and test with a few sips....mmm, decent but you expected something more wholesome from the appearence.

"Amon, are you there?"
"Asa! It's good to hear you okay. Did you happen to rendezvous with Tai yet? I can't reach him for some reason."
"Nothing yet, I'll be sure to keep you posted if I find anything though. Asa out."

(DC 50, DC 95 Passed!)
You re-cork the bottle and put it on the shelf before treading over to the bookshelf. Now, if you were an egotistical crime boss you assume that...
...really? The schematics of the Casino are literally in here, labeled. You know you had to be at least somewhat right, but come on. Maybe this is Gato's private penthouse? It would probably explain the lackluster security and information just lying around. You're about to move onto the bedroom when you notice something else. A single, weathered scroll trimmed in gold accents in among the books and being used as a mere bookstop. You take it off the shelf and peel it open...a martial arts scroll? Not only that, but it looks like the figure is holding something similar to that paintbrush staff Amon always has. He'd probably want this badly...how badly is a question you'll test later~

You pocket the find as you move onto the bedroom.
(1/2)

>>833419
>teasing Amon for scrolls

That's pretty mean of Asa. She must know how much of a mega-geek Amon is.

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The bed is more luxurious than you've ever seen...hell, maybe even too luxuious.
You didn't think you'd ever say those words, to be honest. This is just...gaudy though.

It's somewhat cluttered, but you begin to remember just how little time you have. Just check off the most important places, Asa. Where to look...of course, the nightstand! A small glass from the bar and a lamp are on the nightstand, but opening the drawers you find several documents. Scanning them, you see today's date scribbled out of the corner of your eye. You read it in its entirety...

It's a report of VIP reservations and major events scheduled for the coming week, this week. It would seem Gato's casino...will be hosting diplomatic guests from Kumogakure.

They will be hosting a party expected to be "closely affiliated to the Raikage", specifically. Your stomach is doing gymnastics. Mission first, Asa, it is probably nothing to be worried about. The serious voice of Usagi in your ear brings you back to reality.

"Asa! There are three contacts approaching your room from the hallway!"

>Prepare to ambush them
>Hide, though you aren't sure how long they will be there for
>Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...
>Write in

>>833494
>Hide, though you aren't sure how long they will be there for

>>833494
>>Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...
This is such a bad idea, but... the lulz. They demand it.

>>833494
>Hide, though you aren't sure how long they will be there for
Shit man idk

>>833494
>>Hide, though you aren't sure how long they will be there for

>>833531
Don't you want Asa to gently tease Amon while she's hiding?

>>833494
>Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...

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>>833494
>Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...

I approve.

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>>833629
And here I was hoping there wouldn't be another tie after the 5 way one.

Thanks, possible Wargle.

>>833646
Only wargle avatar fags ebisu

:^)

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Breaking a tie!

1) Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...
2)Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...

Writing!

>>833680
>1) Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...
>2)Pretend you are meant to be in Gato's room, for one reason or another...
Uh...
Also, lost yer trip.

>>833680
Wow Red, didn't know you were that much of a fag. I'm disappoint.

:^(

>>833697
Shhh
>>833695
fixed

>>833709
I just wanted Asa to tease Amon for an undetermined amount of time.

Well my power flicked again, so I guess I have a new ID. Again. I'm >>833718 him. I'm starting to worry.

>>833680
Wait wtf how is that a tiebreaker roll?

>>833770
Well either Red messed up and didn't bother correcting it, but I doubt that because of >>833709 so see >>833697

>>833775
Holy shit am I having a stroke? I could have sworn I typed maybe, not either.

Asa is slutty manipulative used goods. Rin is best girl.

>>833785
This is true.
Amon can make Rin into used goods then goes on by himself on a journey of enlightenment.

>>833494
>>Hide, though you aren't sure how long they will be there for

>>833795
I thought only Wargle had voters this late.
Does this change the rigged roll?

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Three contacts approaching from the hallway that will probably be here in minutes, if not seconds...
You've already stolen things from Gato's penthouse...
You're dressed in a skintight, black leather jumpsuit...

...desperate times call for desperate measures, you suppose. You take your position and wait to hear the door open...

*****************************
"So then I told 'im, 'I didn't say ride him, I said pass the horseradish!' "

The three hired thugs guffaw as they amble down the hallway towards Gato's suite.

You and Johnny guffaw openly at the joke. Good ol' Johnny laughs his heart out like always. That new kid though...he just walks alongside ya all quiet like- wearing sunglasses too small for him despite the fact he's indoors. He's a bad egg if you can spot em- and you sure can. Still, money is money. Well, if you have to work alongside one stuck up dirtbag for a paycheck, you will.

The uptight jerk speaks out, confused. "But why would she ride him? He wasn't a horse or any sort of-"

Johnny sighs. "Just forget it, asshole. We've got cleaning to do."

You enter the penthouse first, with the two other following you. Why you needed three guys to clean up a single broken bottle was a mystery, but you start looking for it an-

~Oh, Gato...it's about time you came back~
~Don't you know better than to keep a lady waiting...?~
~I may just need to punish you for it~

Johnny's jaw drops and -looking towards the bedroom- yours joins right along with his. A voluptuous, chocolate skinned woman in skin-tight black leather is wiggling in the sheets of Gato's regal bed.

You hear Johnny hoarsely whisper under his breath next to you. "Ho-ly shiiiiit, please tell me I'm not dreamin."

This is one mess you'll happily clean up. Looks like the good guys don't finish last after all....
"I dunno about you J, but I'm looking forward to this job....J?"

You turn, glassy-eyed, to look at Johnny...only to see him unconscious in the new guy's sleeper hold. The imposter turns on you immediately, before you can react to the sudden betrayal.

You knew he had to be a bad egg, dammit.

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~"I may just need to punish you for it"~

Okay, Asa, just sell it and you can walk out of here fine. But unexpectedly, you hear the crunching sound of a fist cracking against bone. Looking up from the bed you see one of the guards, wearing a pair of sunglasses, standing over the two unconscious bodies of his companions. The guard peels off his mustache and removes his sunglas-

AMON?

The young monk ambles up to the room gingerly, his naiive eyes wide and confused.

"Asa...what...are you doing? What were you...the bed...the wiggling...
I thought you would be gone by now?"

Well, this could be awkward. Or not...

>Try to explain it away like it was nothing. He would probably buy it.
>Don't answer the question, but instead keep up the act from before
>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand
>Write in

>>833920
>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand
Hopefully he was setting up see no evil surveillance seals throughout the building

>>833920
>>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand

>>833920
>Don't answer the question, but instead keep up the act from before

I was kinda pissed you took the decision away from us, it's one of the shittiest things a QM can do in my opinion but I guess this makes up for it a little. I need to ask though, do our decisions actually matter? Most everything in the last thread was pretty inconsequential, I get that it was a sort of break from all the heavier plot stuff and I'm perfectly fine with it, and Rin's lucky plan is funny but it's also mostly background. Now that you're deciding for us, I'm kinda worried. If I wanted someone to read me a choose your own adventure book and make the decisions for me, I'd ask my mom to pretend I was 5 again.

>>833920

>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand

>>833952
>>833942
>>833955

You do realize Red took the vote away from us so we could tease Amon and have *fun*, right? Everything else is pretty mundane by comparison.

>>833920
>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand
This is definitely something aang would do. The mustache being apart of our disguise only proves that.

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>>833954
Your decisions matter, I just decided to throw my own vote in here considering all these tiebreakers I've had to do.

Your choices matter. I can say for sure the story now isn't anything close to what I had originally planned NMQ to be. If anything, this quest has helped me tremendously in improv buzzed writing more than anything else lol

This ain't a prewritten choose-your-own adventure, that's Red's promise

>>833920
>>Act like nothing happened, instead question Amon about how he got here and why he is disguised as a hired hand

>>833968
I can see your reasoning, I just don't like it when DMs or QMs take decisions away from their players, agency is the only reason to be a part of a quest.

Now I'm wondering why everyone's not picking the choice you probably wanted us to. I guess only the Rinfags are her tonight. I don't see why they don't want to have fun, I'd choose the same thing if it was Rin instead of Asa.

>>833991
>Rin

Implying

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>>833991
Lol you guys picking the choice I want to isn't a normal thing anyway. Since it was a tie this time I thought I'd just choose the fun option outright.

All your waifus pale in comparison to the greatest waifu
Scrolls, Knowledge, and peace of mind
QM is scrollsquad

>>834012
*you guys not picking

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>>834012
wait it was right....

Think this is a sign thread needs to end in like an hour or so, QM is getting loopy.

>act like nothing happened
Writing!

>>834007
Fine, boringfags. Whatever you want to be called for being boring.

>>834012
I might be for no waifu, Amon's a bit too autistic to actually go after someone imo. I just don't like moeballs on principle, even if they're not technically moeballs like Rin.

>>834029
>not having Asa corrupt Amon
I mean it's your waifu war...I just write it

>>834035
But I voted for Asa doing that, it's just that everyone else decided to be boringfags.

>>834035
>Thinking Amon can be corrupted by worldly willies
Red, please.
>>834042
Asa is boring to me. Different strokes for everyone.

>>834044
Teasing is never boring. At least it's not as boring as just talking business, no matter what you think.

>>834035
>not having Rin corrupt Amon
Just got out of work I need to post my obligatory, Rin is best girl now. That being said I probably would have voted for Asa teasing Amon. His reactions are too funny.

>>834012
>>834029
If we're being completely honest...

I want to waifu/fuck/make love to Tsunade

>>834068
I'm still super suspicious Red's actually going to deliver on that roll from last thread and have Tsunade try to fug Amon. The way Red won't talk about it at all is setting off my cheekiness radar.

>>834068
That'll be tough, dangerous, sad and funny. I wish you luck anon.

>>834086
What can I say, I like the way she looks and I like her character. I also sympathize with her quite a bit, fucking Kishi making an actually decent character.

>>834112
Well if we're being honest the only girls I actually like from the main series are Temari, Ino and Tenten

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>>834081
she'll probably be drunk

>>834126
ayy I like all three of those, good taste

>>834131
who knows? we did ask her to travel with us ( i think anyway) who knows what will happen

>>834131
When isn't she?

>>834126
It seems like everyone who isn't completely autistic likes the underused characters that got shafted to make Naruto's Retard Three of Narutard, Sausage, and Useless Flower Girl look better than the Retard Three.

>>834146
the Retard Three itself.

I am not on my game today.

>>834146
when she's hungover

>>834174
I think that just when she starts getting drunk again.

>>834178
It's a vicious cycle

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You casually get up from the bed as if nothing happened, intentionally swaying your hips as your glide across the bedroom towards the impressionable young man. You watch him closely as he uncomfortably glances at your leather-clad figure, coughs, and looks away for a moment. It seems like he learned his lesson and isn't looking directly into your eyes any more...that's no fun, but if he wants to play hardball...

"I just managed to pick apart this room for information. I found out a few...juicy bits of info. I'm sure you aren't interested though."

Amon attempts to conceil the deep breath he's taking...of course you notice it, though. He doesn't realize just how adorably obvious he is~

"I...I am very interested, Asa. Thank you for everything you've done so-"

"Thank me? Well, if you insist, I'll think of a few ways you can...but for now, it seems I may have friends from Kumogakure here today. I need you now more than ever, Amon. Will you be there for me?"

Amon looks you directly in the eyes out of the blue, his honest eyes burning with a passionate determination. "Always, Asa, I care about you. I'd never leave you behind."

You can't help but blush slightly under his intense stare. Amon...confuses you, sometimes. At some points he's nearly childlike in his innocence, but at other times...

...times like these....he's almost magnetic. It's...

You shake your head abruptly. Focus, Asa.

"What have I missed so far, mighty monk? Why are you dressed as a hired thug? Where are the others?"

Amon looks at his own disguise quizzically. "Oh, this? Tai left it for me in the bathrooms. I figured it would be more inconspicuous to be walking around as a nameless hired hand than to be sitting around somewhere guiding everyone."

He takes off the sunglasses breifly, showing you the inside of their lenses. The See-No-Evil seal is carved into their thick glass interior. He put them back on, thinking. "As for the others...last time I checked: Rin said she saw something and went off chasing someone down, Shizune was 'trapping a target', Tai lost contact with us, and Yoru...well, Yoru was doing what Yoru can only do best...."

***********************************************************
>As of next thread, you will be playing as Yoru Norihime.

That's it for now. Thread tomorrow night too.
Twitter: @TheRedL4dy for HEIST, conspiracies of QM railroad (I'm not lol), and T H I C C posting
Twitter will be updated once every little while.

Temporary post-thread discussion away. Any thoughts? Opinions? Complaints?

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>>834189
Alcoholism and depression is no laughing matter.

It's a fapping matter.

>>834197
Thank you for running.

>>834197
Thanks for running Red. I could have sworn Rin was going to win the vote last time, I'll have to go back and recount I guess.

>>834205
Didn't even see the roll. I guess I should've just dealt with the mobile posting for a while longer.

>>834197
Thanks for running Red. Yeah I have a complaint, we are in a casino and no one is wearing a bunny outfit! No but seriously thanks for running I'm excited to see how the rest of the heist unfolds. Have we raised that alarm meter yet?

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>>834211
You will, I'm fairly confident about that. The question for all of us is "HOW BAD CAN IT GET?"

considering what I have prepared...
very bad
nightmarish bad
but on the opposite end, there are tons of goodies I set aside to let you plunder in this heist...albeit at a risk of raising the alarm

>>834197
Thanks for running red

>>834200
heh

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>>834200
I lack lewd Tsunades
and will continue to lack them until anons collectively choose something or form a majority

>>834226
I'm not sure how many guys here would say no outright.

I guess it depends on how it came about and if the relationship developed in a believable way.

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>>834226
begin the hunt my friend
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tsunade+naruto

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>>834226
That's never going to happen. It depends on what waifufags are in the majority the thread the what waifu/no waifu vote happens in. Like what happened in Leaf Ninja Quest or whatever it was named, one group is going to show up and the other isn't. It's why I'm not really for anything, I just like Asa the best.

Also, personal criticism, I'm sad you didn't have a pre-heist post. I really wanted to post pic related as my warface.

>>834238
I can guarantee that for any of your waifu choices.

Except a tailed beast or Goldie.

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but I think Shizune would be easier to court

>>834244
That picture is a lot bigger than I though it would be. Suddenly having that in my face is making me lose my shit. I'm tearing up badly.

>>834244
I'd like Asa more if I didn't know how her whole deal turned out. Also if she actually had time to develop a relationship with amon

>>834246
Maybe, too bad she's not all that interesting. Which maybe Red could help with

>>834245
You see the thing is that needs to happen before routelocks

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>>834244
>chewing ass
>not chewing Asa

Jokes aside, sounds like you need to be participating to make your waifu win then. Thankfully I run often and will cheekily hint at any important decisions coming up either in thread or on twitter.

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>>834252
participants don't choose Asa enough to let her develop any sort of believable relationship with Amon.

Red would make Shizune work as well though

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>>834253
If you really want to know, I'm the tailed beast waifu shitposter. I haven't missed a single thread since I first caught one, I think it was like one or two before I came up with my amazing idea. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever missed an entire session either. Just parts.

I'm also Buttfungus, if it wasn't obvious.

Basically, I'm fucking everywhere. Like a parasite. You can't hope to get away from me.

>>834261
I also really don't want to cuck Yoru.

Good luck with Shizune though, that's a rough job.

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>>834265
It's not cucking if they're not together.

>>834265
nah, not really

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>>834266

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>>834273

>>834274
This is starting to get weird.

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>>834274

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>>834277

>>834277
No longer starting, actually weird now.

>>834270
fuck'n please

>>834276
>>834282
prudes

>>834283
What, they're not.

I said it before, but who wouldn't like Amon being Tsuki's semi-illigitimate super nerd monk father? Red already said it'll work out no matter who we waifu, so that's the only conclusion.

>>834287
It wasn't the pictures, you just weren't saying anything and kept posting pictures. You didn't even give a reason, you just did it.

>>834290
>but who wouldn't like Amon being Tsuki's semi-illigitimate super nerd monk father?

Bruh, jokes aside she has Yoru's eyes in her canon, it ain't happening.

Well unless this is actually a separate canon that just uses wargle characters for some reason.

>>834298
It is a separate canon, actually. I think Red just had a moment of inspiration and asked to include Yoru and Asa in the story.

>>834298
Oh wait, sorry. The "illegitimate" part is because monks are supposed to be chaste, not because of any cucking. I could never think of a better word.