Last Time on YouthQuest Z Kai:
>>877871
Jack keeps at it. (1/4 until B-)

>>877873
Schist receives Small Hand Balloon (2) and Bark Shield. His followers get behind him as they go towards the Order.

>>877896
Harvey keeps at History... (2/3 until B)

>>877909
Two more people join.
>Meaningless Construct Members: 7/10

>>877932
Pan0 finishes Science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

>>877954
Blacker Baron is still honing his language skills... (3/4 until C+)

A Steel Order Guard notices the Cult of OP.
>"Halt! State your name and business here!"

>>880969
>Continue my language studies, say hi to Mary.

>>880969
WORK

>>880960
grab a orange and protein shake begin jogging to school

>>880969
>Study English whilst thinking about how your hair resemble Beauty from Bo Bobo Bobobo.

>>880969
Put on my tracksuit to go over that dank jersey,then go get some vodka.

>>880960
Set up a nation in the lunchroom. And I shall be king.

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>880969
>"You attempted to recruit me earlier?"
>Convince them to lend me weapons. Valuable ones.

>>880985
Blacker Baron finishes and goes into the Nurse's Office, but she isn't there right now.
>Language Grade: C+

>>880987
Jack is doing really good on History right now. (2/4 until B-)

>>880988
Harvey heals himself to full HP and goes to school.

>>880996
Ko keeps studying English. (2/3 until B-)
And I have a mullet now, thank you very much.

>>880998
Glim gets her +2 speech bonus from the Football Jersey and finds that the vodka is still locked up in her pop's safe.

>>881000
Azkeroth must choose a name, but he stands as an independent faction against the larger four (five?).

>>881069
Schist finds that the guard doesn't buy it.
>"I saw you over there with those sun-loving faggots. Are you a spy? TRAITOR?"

>>881255
WORK! WORK DAMNIT.

>>881255
back to the history lessons

>>881255
> Some more English studies please. Speech is great.

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>881255
>"If I were a traitor, I wouldn't have given you any reason to suspect me. My business with them will not effect you in any way."
>"Now can I have some of your shit?"

>>881255
We shall be the 'Eternal Empire' we shall never falter. Even if standing alone!
Firstly I must find a spymaster for reconnaissance and information gathering.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>881255
Attempt to lockpick that safe open

>>881255
>Continue learning language.

>>880960
Heyy my wifi is messed up i cant get back in

>>881285
Kys

>>881262
Jack is working like a fucking god. (3/4 until B-)

>>881269
Harvey does the historics.
>Freshman History Grade: B

>>881275
Ko studies English harder.
>Freshman English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>881285
(Critical Failure) Despite Schist's insane charm, a nat 1 is a nat 1. The guard begins to grow furious at your profanity, and blows a whistle!

>>881305
Azkeroth creates the Eternal Empire, a party-of-one with no real weapons or defenses. He should most likely fix that.

>>881306
Glimmer can't seem to figure out how the safe works; even the lock is in Russian, and it's not even an inscription. It seems she needs to either locate the key, or leave it alone for now.

>>881310
Blacker Baron keeps doing Language. (1/4 until B-)

>>881451
>>881470
You have been banned.

Steel Order Guards A, B, C, and D appear and are ready to defend!

>>881485
time to go for A

>>881485
After realizing I'm under leveled for running a civilization I check my available classes.

>>881485
FINISh

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>881485
>"IM SORRY. IM JUST REALLY NOT A SPY, OKAY?"

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>881485
Locate the key to the safe

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>881485
>Ko decides to put her Science where her mouth is and move to the Science room in order to try and make something. She will start simple much like her first time making a hole in the ground. She tries to make Lemonade.

>>881485
>Keep studying language

>>881503
Harvey is doing History to the top. (1/3 until B+)

>>881506
Azkeroth finds that he has four classes to go to; Math, History, Science, and English. (Be sure to say your grade in the class before/while going there.)

>>881508
Jack has become a legend.
>Sophomore History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount. This is the most powerful health bonus ever.

>>881516
Schist manages to talk down the four Steel Order guards to avoid a fight, but they come back with defensive stances.
>"What do you want with us if you partner with sunfags, peasant?"

>>881522
Glimmer finds that the key isn't an easy-to-find object, sadly. This is indeed a quest of not-so-epic proportions.

>>881525
Ko decides to make some lemonade by hand... (1/2, no need to roll)

>>881586
Blacker Baron is going the distance... (2/4 until Language)

And with that, we shall wait once again as foretold.

>>881604
hard work will pay off

>>881604
>Finish up making the Lemonade

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>881604
And now, look for some bullies.

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>881604
The temptation to call these faggots faggots is strong.
>"I don't ally with them. But I can ally with you, if you restrain yourself. And I assure you, I am a powerful ally."

>>881604
I'll train my thumb.

>>881625
lol Dude

>>881604
Science
Time to get smart
Current grade C-

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>>881615

>>881604
>Study language

Rolled 10, 19, 6, 6, 6, 9, 17, 4 = 77 (8d20)

>>881604
Again!

>>881604
Go to school

>>881604

> Wake up to the all to familiar feeling of FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAA!~
> The ungodly combination of Fuck! and Uwaa!~

But hey, no need to rush, get your shit together today.

> Start off by making 8 slices ( 4 Sandwiches) of Sp-udge-apeno.
Next thing to do?
> Find the BB-rifle.
> If dad locked it away again, try finding the BB-spring-musket.

Lastly, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like her-
> Should be running to school.
> With toast in their mouth!

Funny, I don't recall falling asleep.
... Nor having left the school, for that matter...
> shadowruns intensifies

>>881612
Harvey powers through. (History, 2/3 until B+)

>>881615
Ko, using some stuff from the storage, manages to make some decent lemonade. She only has one serving, though.

>>881617
Jack, with his new talent, finds a very large group of six bullies, neatly chilled out at a nearby outdoor bench. You can encounter them all at once, or search somewhere else...at this rate, it goes down to the die.

>>881620
Three out of the four guards have been convinced. Guard C gives you a stern glare, but finally lowers his defense.
>"Fine, have it your way then."
Guard C has left the area. The other three turn to you.
>"What do you need, specifically?"

>>881625
Asimov has one thick thumb, guys.

>>881633
There's no possible way to have a C-. I must have given you a C+ and fucked it up.
Azkeroth goes to class... (Science, 1/3 until B-)

>>881722
Cute.

>>881939
Blacker Baron keeps going... (Language, 3/4 until B-)

>>882365
Again...what?

>>882625
Glimmer decides to go to school. Nice day today.

>>882992
Aleera...packs a lunch and leaves for school. There don't seem to be any easy weapons around, save for the store down the street.

The Cult of OP and the Steel Order have neutral relations.

>>883820
Go to history class and STUDY

>>883820
Rank up
History
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>883820
>Study language

>>883820
>While she is in Science Class... Ko decides to study a bit more while drinking Lemonade. Lemonade was a nice first try, but she feels like making it didn't do anything remotely sciency. She'll try again to make something later. Study.

>>883820
Continue studying Science

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>>883820

Hurry to science class.
Don't forget to be properly motivated.
Start the day with a friendly smile!

> Now, let's have some fun! With science!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>883820
Hmmm.
"Hey, yo, how it is, bros?"

Rolled 2, 6, 3, 2, 3, 5, 1, 4 = 26 (8d6)

>>883820
Have all recruits & myself proselytize in the halls... again!

Rolled 13, 5, 6, 11, 3, 18, 8, 10 = 74 (8d20)

>>884006
>wow I have some shit luck
>wait 20 is different from 6

>>883820
More science.
Gonna get all the smarts

>>883831
Glimmer goes to History. (History, 1/3 until B+)

>>883834
Harvey does indeed make his grade better.
>Freshman History Grade: B+

>>883836
Blacker Baron is really good at the art of tongue.
>Language Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Around the World in 90 Turns - You can now speak and write fluently in other basic languages, giving you more choices while talking with NPCs (and also letting hidden messages slip to other people who speak the language.

>>883848
Ko drinks the lemonade...it's actually pretty tast-OLY SHIT (Science, 1/3 until Mastery)
Ko feels her bruises and cuts in the past very slowly go away over time. Could it be that her health is regenerating?

>>883939
Pan0 does more brewery. (Science, 1/3 until B+)

>>883968
Aleera just keeps going.
>Freshman Science Grade: C+

>>883979
Jack catches the attention of the bullies. One of them stands up.
>"Man, what the fuck do you want?"

>>884006
>>884009
Meaningless Construct only brings in one person.
>Meaningless Construct Members: 9

>>884018
Azkeroth continues. (Science, 2/3 until B-)

Bully A is becoming offensive.
Bullies B, C, D, E, and F seem to either not care or are simply waiting for something to happen.

>>884345
KEEP STUDYING

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>884345
"For you to eat shit, m8."
Fuck Bully A's face with the Mop of Blades n' Shit

Rolled 19, 3, 13, 1, 4, 9, 9, 20, 10 = 88 (9d20)

>>884345
Get my faction to power level me thru English.

>>884345
>Ko looks questioningly at her cup of what used to be lemonade with a slightly confused look before throwing it away and continuing on with her Science Studies.

>>884345
I'll train my thumb.

>>884345
B just won't do
Aim for the top
We're going all the way

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Skelly, a young male freshman, hopes desperately that nobody in this school will make fun of his transparent skin, organs, and bodily fluids.

>>884491
He decides to go to science class and try and figure out a way to be a normal boy

>>884345
More studying.
I shall be a science master.

>>884351
Glimmer is a killer queen. (History, 2/3 until B+)

>>884352
Jack directly misses, but allows the bullies to have an opening!

>>884416
Nous finds that his philosophy counters such, as they can't seem to help him with English.

>>884426
Ko feels the health regen wear off as she keeps studying. (Science, 2/3 until Mastery)

>>884465
Asimov feels a sharp pain, telling him that his thumb got too /fit/ too fast. He'll need to get medical care for it, and probably stop thumb working for a bit.

>>884482
Harvey needs to go all the way! (History, 1/3 until A-)

>>884483
Azkeroth is scientific.
>Freshman Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.

>>884491
>>884499
Skelly appears he goes to his class of brewing and magic. (Science, 1/3 until C+)

The school, as if a lazy god had just updated the universe, goes into a riled up chatter.

>>884528
Be the killer,queeeeen. Gunpowder, gelatine. Dynamite with a lazerbeam.
Or just study

Rolled 10, 16, 12, 8, 8, 3, 16, 1, 9 = 83 (9d20)

>>884528
Blast! I should have never told those fools that the only path to enlightenment is perseverance. I didn't think they were actually listening.
>Investigate rumors / available missions

>>884528
>Ko hears more things going on in the school and can't help, but try and listen in on any conversation about what is currently happening at school while she studies. If she can't seem to overhear anything while studying, she will look after she finishes her Science Class.

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>884528
Time to experiment!
I'm gonna make a vial of water dyed red.
It'll heal people cause science.

>>884528
My goal draws near
Countiune history

>>884528
Skelly, somwhat dismayed after realizing how difficult it Is to make a cure with high school lab equipment, listens for rumors. If he doesn't overhear anything, he goes to English class to work on some edgy writefaggotry

>>884528
>Study English

>>884528
Search for a doctor, as I train my other thumb.

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>883820
>Your weapons.

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>884528
STAB BULLY B

>>884537
Glimmer is guaranteed to blow your mind...anytime.
>Freshman History Grade: B+

>>884558
Nous finds himself following the chatter outside...

>>884569
Ko hears that there's something happening outside, but keeps going just to be sure.
>Sophomore Science Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

>>884584
Azkeroth tries to make one of his classy, text-based RPG health potions, but it appears that this is the totally real world and things don't work like they do in your four chin quests.

>>884586
Harvey thinks about changing his name to History Harv, but decides not to. (History, 2/3 until A-)

>>884596
Skelly overhears something going on outside...

>>884617
Blacker Baron keeps going. (Language, 1/4 until B)

>>884620
Asimov finds Mary, who patches up his thumb.
>"No more finger training from now on. Because that's fucking stupid, and you should feel bad for being stupid. Faggot."

>>884638
Schist finds one guy give him a Slingshot with ammo, but the other two are steeled.
>"You son of a bitch, trying to take our weapons!"
Looks like they aren't up for talk anymore. It's time to slam.

>>884652
Jack slashes Bully B, making him feel refreshed and ready!

Bully A punches Jack!
Bully B misses.
Bully C clips Jack slightly.
Bully D throws Jack to the fucking ground! Ouch.
Bully E punches Jack, but it's a bit weak.
Bully F slams into Jack!
Jack is still somewhat fine, but that assault was indeed brutal.

Quest paused until tomorrow.

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>884799
Slam Bully B in the face.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>884799
Well then I will just throw shit in a vial until something happens.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>884799
Follow that chatter!
You will find that philosophical genius translates well to detective-work!

>>884799
Top dog of freshman history

>>884799
>Ko should put away her books and such and go and investigate whatever is going on outside.

>>884799
Skelly goes outside, but snags a pencil and some paper for later

>>884799
Train my other thumb.

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>884799
>Schist equips bark shield
>Schist uses the low-voltage taser on steelfag 1

Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)

>>884799
>Norman disarms second steelfag with police baton.
>Second cultist: knee + groin = pain

>>884799
KEEP STUDYING

>>884799

To lazy!
> 4 more turns for next perk-up

>>884799
>Keep studying language.

>>884799
Continue studying science.

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>>884802
Jack manages to slice and dice a heroic portion of Bully B, making him surrender entirely before more severe barbarian actions take place.

>>884810
Azkeroth takes a shot at pouring stuff into a bottle, and the vial begins to morph and distort. It soon turns into a orb with no exit for the fluid to pour out, with the internals covered in a murky, clear fluid. There's a sneaking feeling in Azkeroth's mind to just throw it on the floor and shatter it, but it's not a strong thought. Just an idea.

>>884811
Nous finds that in a newly discovered dip in the earth, a very large circular cement staircase goes down to some sort of arena. The students cheer as they begin to fight, and it looks like it's getting brutal.

>>884837
Harvey is indeed.
>Freshman History Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>884851
Ko stands next to Nous as she finds two random students fighting in the area as well. Students scream something about a 'pit champion', so you would suppose this is called...The Pit.

>>884902
Skelly Bones grabs a pencil, some paper, and walks outside to find what Ko and Nous found.

>>884918
Asimov finds that a green Jesus comes from the sky.
>"No."
The world praises kek for a few seconds as OP floats back into his chair.

>>884929
>>884937
Schist finds that he just misses entirely, but holds the shield up for some cover.
Norman manages to steal the Slingshot off of Guard B!
Follower B misses.

>>885084
Glimmer keeps studying. (History, 1/3 until A-)

>>885348
Aleera decides to keep going. (Science, 1/4 until B-)

>>885445
Blacker Baron continues... (Language, 2/4 until B)

>>886074
Pan0 keeps going. (Science, 2/3 until B+)

-Hallway, 2nd Floor-
Bully A misses.
Bully C misses.
Bully D punches Jack!
Bully E does the same!
Bully F grabs Jack and swings him into a locker!
Jack is being bloodied.

-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-
Guard A misses.
Guard B fires, sending a small rock hurling at Schist. Ow.

-The Pit-
Guy A is swinging repeatedly, sometimes even twice at once, but just can't seem to land a hit!
Guy B isn't even trying and kicks Guy A back about five feet. The crowd gives a large cheer.

Apologies, I seem to have gotten sick during the creation of the post.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>889203
>Schist tears off steelfags arm

Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10)

>>889203
>Norman disarms steelfag 1
>Follower 10 backhands steelfag 2 across the face

>>889203
Keep studying

>>889203
Throw it at a wall across the room.
What could possibly go wrong?
Man I hope I remember this recipe

>>889203
False deities of weak men. Fine; I shall pester the Glimmer, by licking his ear as he studies, in the name of the Lord.

>>889230

>>889230
>>889232
You deny the great OP, heathen?

>>889203

Hey.
Guess what?
3 More turns until next perk up.

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>>889205
>>889207
Schist attacks Guard A by throwing him to the ground with his arm. No ripping, though.
Norman tries, but fails to disarm Guard A.
Follower J manages to slap Guard B.

>>889208
Glimmer keeps studying. (F. History, 2/3 until A-)

>>889227
Azkeroth gives in to the feeling and chucks the ball against the wall. The liquid begins to form into a four-pointed star, and all of a sudden, something begins to form. None of the symbols make any sense. A single eye begins to form, until--
>"W̧͢͏el̷̢ĺ,̢̀ ̛̕w͡e͢l҉l҉́,̧́ ̷̸w̵͝e̸l̢l̸͝,͏̴͞ ͏w̶̧h̸͝a̷҉̸t̵ d͜҉o ̢̡we̢̕͏ ̢͞h҉͝avè ̴̵͢he̴r̸͠e͡?̡͟"

>>889230
Asimov straight up licks Glimmer's ear. AND SHE'S A WOMAN, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHAT

>>889265
Aleera is scientific. (So. Science, 2/4 until B-)

-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-
Guard A recovers and slams into Schist!
Guard B misses.

-Science Room, Interdimensional Portal-
>"Ǫ̴h͘͝͠, ̸̸͡i̶̧̛ţ͝'͞s̴ ̧͏j͝҉͝u̷s̢t̢ ̧̛a͜ n͘e͜r̸d̸̵. ̷H̸̴A̶,͡ ̷͘Í͘'m҉̵͘ j̛̀u͠s͝t͘ kid̵͜dį̧͞ng̛,̛͡ ͠͞A҉̷z̕ḱe̵ŗ̶͞o̸͟͜t̡h̷͟҉,͠ ̛҉I̡͠ ̷̢͠k͏̨͟ń͝o̧̨w ͏e҉̴͞x͠a̶҉c̡t́͘͠l̶̕y̴ ̷̨w҉h͢o҉ ́y͠o͏̢u ͞a͝ŗ̛e.̨ ͜I͘͠ ͏͜kn̸̴o̕͢w ȩ̴̛ ̴̴͢͟v́̀͜͜ ̵̨͢e͏̸ ̨̡̕͠͝r̶̷͜͡ ̸́͝͠y̷̶͜ ͢t̡̀͢͝͠ ͜͡h̵͢ ̴̵́͟i͏̀͘͜ ̸͜n̸ ͘͏҉g̷̡͝.̛́"̡́͏̨͡
??? begins to slowly exit the portal.

>>889276
>Who are you? What are you? And where did you come from? And...what are you going to do here

Don't tell me I accidentally summoned the final boss

>>889276

Let's continue for now, but keep an eye on the eye. LOL!

If the conversation is about to escalate, try diplomacy.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>889276
First of all,slap Asimov,then study

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>>889283

Also, my reaction towards you exactly like that
>mrw

>>889276
keep up the studies

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>889276
>Schist seduces steel guard...with WORDS.

>>889299
This is towards he 2nd, undamaged one, of course.

>Norman goes apeshit on the guard Schist does not seduce
>Follower J nutshots the same guard

Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)

>>889302

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>889276
Dodge slap, then tap dance in front of her as she studies, in the name of the Lord.

>>889244
There is only one true Lord, and it's the one true Lord.

>>889306
...good enough

>>889305
Fuck the lord,praise Stalin

>>889316
Fuck Stalin, praise the OP you heretical commie

>>889316
>>889319
Heathens.

>>889321
Infidel.

>>889283
A comfy couch appears, floating in zero gravity. Azkeroth is suddenly teleported on it.
>"́҉I̷͝ ͡ha̶v͝͠͏e ą ̢͡l̵̡͝o̴t̢͘ ͢òf̷́ ̡͠n͞am͏e͞s̸̶͜,͟ ̸͠ķ͡i̢͜d. ͜͡B͜͞ee͘l̡z̶͏ebos̨͝s̵̷͢, ̸t̢͏h̨͘e͟͞ ͟B̧͡r̷͡͡in̢g̷è҉r ̵͟o͟͠f́͘ ͏̕͝D̸oòm͟, ̷a̵̡̛n͡d͘͞ ̵̡s̴̷o̴͞m̵e ȩ̸͢v̀͞e̢͡͝n̴ ̨͢͟w̧̡ę̛͢ņ̵t ̶so ͠f̨̛͞a҉͝r͘ ͝͏̴as̷͏ ͜͡t̷ǫ͜ c͟͝͠al͘l ̷̛m̷̨e̛ Go͢͝d̷̀.̡ ҉̧̨Yo͠u͏̡,͡ ̧hò̧w̸͜͞e̸͏v̸̕er̡̛,̨͜ ̢͝c̵̢̛aņ҉҉ ͟͞c̀ą͝ĺ͡l̸ ̡m̧͞é ̶̸́T̡h҉e͟͏ One҉.̨ ̸͞F̢̕i̧͡g̕u̕͠r̶e̸̕ ̕I͢'ḑ̸̡ ́o̷͞w͘͡͡e̵̢͡ ̷͝y̸̢͠o̢u͠,҉͘ ̵̧ś̡̛in̨͜c̶̷̶ę͜ ̛́͝y̸o̵ú ͢b̴͏r̕ò͜͞u̴͟҉gh̡t̷͞ ̶m̕͟͟ȩ҉͠ ̴͟͜i͝n̕t̀o ̧͟t҉h̕i͞s͡҉ ͡w̵̶͟or̸l̢̕d҉́ ̡́a̸͘ǵ̵a̷̧i̡͟n̵̵̴.̡ ̕͢͞D̷͞id͢ ͜ýo̧̕u k͘͝n͜҉o̶҉w ̵̧t̸̶͞h͞͞͝at ͞t̢h̴̢e͏́ ͠c͢͏ou̡͏c͠h̕ ̕y͢o̢u'̷͡r̶̡e͞͝ ҉̛ó̸n̵͜ ҉is ͢͠͝m̷a̧̢͘d̛͡e ̵ou҉t ̷̕o̵͢f͘ ͝h̸̶͟u̸ma̛n̕ ̷̛li͝m̕b̀ş̶?̴"͠͞
True to it's word, a severed arm is seeping through the cushion, with an eyeball or four on some of the legs that Azkeroth is laying on staring directly at him.

>>889284
Aleera finds that the eye is...unsettling. (So. Science, 3/4 until B-)

>>889287
Glim misses, but keeps studying.
>Freshman History Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>889295
Harvey keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until A)

>>889299
>>889302
Schist manages to calm the two guards down.
Norman does nothing.
Follower J also does nothing.

>>889305
Asimov tap dances.

-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-
Guard A is guarding.
Guard B is guarding.

-Science Room, Interdimensional Portal-
The One exits the portal, making every ancient language, rune, and sign that something happened disappear. Except for the couch, that's still floating around. The One shapeshifts too fast to see it's true form, allowing it to become a giant floating eyeball, about the same height as the students.
>"̢̀́A̷h͝,̛ ̶̨g̸̡oo̧d̵ ̴̴̀t͘o ͢bè̴ ͘͞b̡ac͞k̢͜ ţo ̡̛a҉ phy̷͝s͘͠i̧̛c͏̶a͡͏̕l҉́̕ ̛f̶or̴m̶̡.̕"͏

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>>889319

God is just a concept created by humanity to fill the void of their fear of the unknown.
By that definition, OP is just a being strong enough to be considered a god, for the lack of better knowledge of mortals like us.
Just like the ancient ones from H. P. Lovecraft.

But we all know there are just two concepts which really exist.

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>889323
>Demand compensation from the leader for this abuse. I ONLY WANTED FRIENDS.

>>889323
>Run in and steal the groovy couch and say hi to the eldritch abomination, continue studying English.

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>>889323
Well, I've seen weirder shit in my Dads laboratory.
Also, my dad.

Time to achieve understanding of Flesh constructs!
PERK UP!

>>889326
Also, these guards are now mine.

>>889329
Meant language.

>>889332

After that we can either have a fascinating conversation of the concept of reality, and the existence of beings of a higher plane of existence.

Oooor we could just deck it in the face.
Yeah, that works too.

But I'd rather have a pleasant conversation with them.

>>889325
Somewhat true. It's to explain the unexplained, not to address the fear of the unknown. Or it could be true, I wouldn't know. I'm only a mortal. :^)

Also, silence heretic

>>889343
By true I mean the religion itself, not whether it was made to provide comfort from the unknown.

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>>889343

YOU CAN SILENCE ME, BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH!
SCIENCE PREVAILS!

>poses dramatically

>>889323
Be the studious student

>>889348
Science and religion can co-exist you chuuni.

>>889326
The two guards travel back to the base... (1/2)

>>889329
Blacker Baron grabs the couch, but he soon is lifted up into the air.
>"We̕l͜ļ́ ̸̴͝n͢ǫ̶́w̴,̴̨ ̶̨ìf i҉̶̸t̴͠ ͞is͟ń'҉t ̛Bl͢a͘͞ć̢k̢̡e͡r͜ B̴̡̀a̸r͞o̸n, ͞à̛r͢t̷i̡͞͝s̴̶̨t ̛͟o̷f͏̧̕ ̕a͜͡ļl ̢̢͏l̶a͟n̸҉g̵̢úa͘g̡҉es ̢a͢n͝d̷́̀ ͘͠ḿ͟à̷s̴t̢̀e̶͘r̷ p̴oe͘t̸.̛"͘
Blacker Baron suddenly feels cold, and nighttime sets in...wait a second...holy fuck, he can see Earth from here! This is OUTER SPACE!

>>889332
Aleera does it.
>Sophomore Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: For Science (or something like that)! - You have a +4 to brewing, but you also have a +2 to crafting any sort of weapon or utility.

>>889350
Harvey pushes through. (F. History, 2/3 until A)

-Outer Space-
The One teleports, making his eye three times as large as Baron himself.
>"̕Ļ̸̧et̨̧ ́me̕͟ ̢͜͡èx͝͏̸p̴͡l͢͞àin͏͢ ̷so͘m͜͏͠e̢t̸͘͢h́̕i̧͞n͠g̢͠ ̶҉t̨́͜o̴͝ ̧͜͝y̷o̡̡u͡͝҉, ́͜s̴hort͘͠s͟͞t҉͞҉ac̨k. ̸Ì ̕͠m̀a̧̛̕y ͏҉nǫ͘͜t̢ ḩ͟a͜v͢é ̀͢t̷͢h̕a̴t͝ ͡m͝uc̵̕͜h͢ ́͟͠po͞͏ẁ̸͠er҉̸̕ ̡̡͢ye̛͏t҉̶, ͡b͏u̸t̛ ͠lé̀t̵̨͡ i͟t̴ ̡b̸̡͘e̡̛ ̶̷̀k̷n͞͏o̴ẁ̸̡n͏;̡̛͞"

Į͓̣̹̠͕͗̄͛̂̀͛͜ ̧͚̝͍͚͊́͛ͤ̓̌c̴̯͔͖͙̽̂̃ͮ̓ͭ̅͊͘a̞̹̓͂͢n̠͔̪̲͆ͣͦͩ̄́̏̀͘͡ ̸̮̈͊ͪ́ͦ̕m̧̺̟̜̝̅̊́͜a̷͎̗̫͓̺̲̅͛̎̄͛̃̇̄k͈͈̄̌͒͗ͭ̏̾͞e̶̵̙̖͊͑́ͤ ̡͍͉̟̪̺̺̻̼̳ͩͯ̓͡y̶̝̫͙̹̤͆ͪ̄ͅo̸̡̡̖͓̭̳̪̖̐ͭ͐̅͗̏u̶̫̮͑̓ͭ̈̄r̸̭̼̣͍͒̑͐̿̃͐̚ͅ ͉̲ͤ̍ͫ̈́͗ͫͬ̏͢l̖̰̯̣̯̙̣̰͗̄͑͛̓͛̎̀͠į̡̼̤ͬ̄̿̏ͯ̆̌f͐̎͏͈͍͝ę̲̲͖̣͔̼̏ͨ̓͌ͦͮ ̶̖̣̼ͩ̀w͕̻̘̮͕̼͕̓̑̒̚ơ̸̢̫̙̱̭͚͐ṛ̩̭̅̋͡s̰͂̍̽̈̅̚͜e̠̼ͧ̃́̚ ̶̙̖͙̊͑͘t̛̹͈͕̳͊͊ͫ̏͟ͅh̴̪̞͙̙̼̙͉͔ͬͭͣ̓͞ȃ̐̚҉͢҉̲̮̟̳̥ͅn̦͍͔̣̫̹̥͒̐͋ͪͮ̎̓ͪ ̠̬ͭ̀̃͊ͬ͘͝a̦̬̤̩̝̻̓͐̎̍͂̂ͣ͟n̰͂͆́͐y̹͇̝̪͓͐ͧ͆ͨ̋̊̔́͘ ̠̞͙̌̈́t̎ͤͯo̢̞̘̳̯ͮͣ̂͐͟ř̢̰̔ͧ̏ͭ͘t̢̛͕̰̙͇̲̹̠̋ͦ͢u̺͖̼̜̘̇̀̊̕r̸͓͕̠͂̎̀͘e͕̰̠͉̘͕̍̊̂ ̬͙̬̼͍̪͙͊̈͘ͅt͚ͪ̀͌̿̿́h͛̊̿̓̾ͬ͏̶̮̫̰͈͚́a̜͕͛̾̂ͩ̑̋͆̓͟n̷̻͔̦͓̲̖̳͊̊ͤ̆ͣ̀͆̾͂͜ ̷̒ͪ̒ͧ́͗͑͏̛̫̝̦h̼̪̹̺̞͚̀͌̌͌̌ͤ̊ͦ̈́͡ï̷̼̖̻̂͗̆͊̐̚̕ͅs̻͓̥ͤ̊̀͋͂͟t̪̥͈͕̥̪͇͊̂ͣ͆͜͠o̥̺͌̂͗ͭͧ͌ŗ̵̯̬͙̾̽̓ͩy̸̷̖ͨͦ̄ͦ͋͌ ̢̣͓͎̏͐̇ͪ͝f̠̼͚̹͛͑̄̀̕ȍ͍̑͂̃̾̉͠ṟ̴̡͇͓̞̅̅̿͌͂͋̐̀g̲̯͓̘̀̓ͬ̆͐͘o̺̦̳̳̲̮ͨ̓̿̽͞ͅt̴̓̿ͯ͗ͤ͡͏͙̪̮ ̊̍̈́ͫ̌̌͏̧̨̪̻̩̭t̗̫̽ͤ͠oͭ͒̂̔͠҉̬ ̛̯̬̥͈̜̙͂̈́͢m̸̥͇̳̓͒ͤ̉e͙͆̔ͧͨ̎̔̄ͩ͜n͍̬̙̘͎̰̹ͯ́́̕t̨̜̦̝̙͔̐ͭ͗̽i̭̼͗͋ͫǒ̼̟̙̖̟̻̯̑̔̾͟͡͝n̢̓ͤ̍ͫ͏̖̲̞̭̗͜.̖͙̪̲̬̗ͨ̒̑̚͡͡"̴ͩ̈͆

>>889383
>Look around I closely observe ALL the bases here. I want to know what they are all capable of.

>>889383
>Apologize to the eye and ask his name.
>Also we're in space, holy fuck. Time to write a deep philosophical poem about humanity's negligible impact on the universe.

>>889385
I also want a friend, desu :c

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>889383

Alright then.
> Cook up some caustic soda.

Acid is not gonna make the cut, let's go for alkali instead.
The materials?

>>889392
>desu
What. t-b-h.

>>889394

Oh dangit, I forgot to write that last part in.

Oh well.
If I can't create it by the way, I'll just ask the science teacher.

If they ask why, I'll just direct them at the portal that opened up.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>889392
Slap heathen in the asscheek.

>>889413
Just...dude...

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>889383
Slash at bully A

>>889383
Walk around the classroom since I'm the birthday girl

>>889383
Study

>>889383
Learn dat history

>>889402

Let me be specific please.
Minimum 5 litres of liquid caustic soda.

>>889385
Legion of Light (Yellow)
Steel Order (Red)
Unknown Base (Blue)
Unknown Base (Green)
The Unchosen (No Color)

>>889390
Blacker Baron knows his name, but The One finally throws him back into the science room seconds before he suffocated to death.

>>889394
You misunderstand; the perk doesn't increase, like 3+4 or 1+2+3. The perk you have replaces the perks before, as it always would be.
Aleera begins to make acidic soda... (1/3)

>>889447
Jack completely misses.

>>889449
Pan0 walks around the classroom, and gets a neat little Birthday Cupcake!

>>889457
Glim keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until A)

>>889464
Harvey does it too. (F. History, 2/3 until A)

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Bully A kicks Jack into a wall!
Bully C slaps Jack.
Bully D misses.
Bully E punchs Jack in the stomach! Blood comes out.
Bully F roundhouse kicks Jack!
Jack is on his last legs...

-3rd Floor, Science Room-
The One comes back to his regular size.
>"̴Ǹ͜o͜w͏,̛͘ ͠I͘͘ ͏co̧u̵͡ĺdn̨͢'҉t͝ ̀͟h͠a̶͜v͠ȩ ̛̕͢j͟ùs̶̶͝t ̵̀̕bée͏͢n̶̵͡ ͠҉͟s̢̀u͟͜͠mm͘͜o͘ne͞d ̸f̴͝or̛ ̡n̡̕͡o͏̛ ͝͝r͞ea҉̨̨s̛͏o̸̡͟n̵͘.̢͠ ͠͞W͞͝ha̶t͝ ̨́d͘o̶͟͢ ͘y͝o̡͢ú ͟w̷a̶n̴͡t,̴ ͞k̷i͟͡d͘s͠?̨̢͘ P̡̢̕ó̸wer̢̡?̴̡ ̶͞M͡o͘n̨e̢͝y̸̧?́͘̕ ͢͞Reve̡͜n͠g̡͏è̸?"͘

>>889476

>"̴Ǹ͜o͜w͏,̛͘ ͠I͘͘ ͏co̧u̵͡ĺdn̨͢'҉t͝ ̀͟h͠a̶͜v͠ȩ ̛̕͢j͟ùs̶̶͝t ̵̀̕bée͏͢n̶̵͡ ͠҉͟s̢̀u͟͜͠mm͘͜o͘ne͞d ̸f̴͝or̛ ̡n̡̕͡o͏̛ ͝͝r͞ea҉̨̨s̛͏o̸̡͟n̵͘.̢͠ ͠͞W͞͝ha̶t͝ ̨́d͘o̶͟͢ ͘y͝o̡͢ú ͟w̷a̶n̴͡t,̴ ͞k̷i͟͡d͘s͠?̨̢͘ P̡̢̕ó̸wer̢̡?̴̡ ̶͞M͡o͘n̨e̢͝y̸̧?́͘̕ ͢͞Reve̡͜n͠g̡͏è̸?"͘
Never make a deal with a demon. Just say: "MOAR FAITH."

>>889476
>Identify the blue, green, and colorless base

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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>889476

Actually, abandon my soda.
I got to build something else first.
> Build Chemical thrower

The good thing?
You can build it entirely out of household materials.

>>889480
Especially their equipment. Who looks to be the most powerful?

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>889476
BULLY A. MEET MOP.

>>889476
>Continue studying language

>>889476
Study more

>>889476
Eat the little birthday cupcake

>>889476
Watch some games, chat philosophy with the spectators.

>>889476
Keep working

>>889476
Skelly walks into the science room after learning about the arena in front of the school. He was very much surprised to find that the creature his mom kept a bunch of sketches of levitating in the lab, along with a groovy flesh couch and some other kid. Skelly always wondered why his body was like this, and his mother had hinted it had to do with some ritual she did back in her cultist days.

"Dad? Is that you?"

>>889480
Schist isn't in the room with the entity, but he first must go to the blue base. This seems to be the most aesthetically pleasing, actually; fountains flow softly in the walls made of plastic trays and canvases. A large sign titled "Poseidon's Virtue" lie above the entryway.

>>889483
Aleera begins to make a chemical flamethrower, using a bit of hard work... (1/6)

>>889487
Jack makes Bully A take a giant life-sucking mop to the face, healing some of his wounds.

>>889516
Blacker Baron heads back. (Language, 3/4 until B)

>>889522
Glim studies hard. (F. History, 2/3 until A)

>>889545
Pan0 eats the cupcake...it's super tasty. She feels super refreshed!

>>889547
Nous watches The Pit's current bout. The students are a bit too busy watching to comment.

>>889549
Harvey is pretty dank at historics.
>Freshman History Grade: A

>>889576
Skelly finds The One, all of a sudden.
>""̶Y̧̧ou̧r̡͡ ̕d҉͟a̴͡͞d҉͘?҉҉ ͡͠T̵́͠h̕͝a͘t̢͏'́̀s̢͞͡ ̸a̵͡ ̶͝l̡̡̛a͢͏u͘͞gḩ͏.́͟"̵̛͞
The One suddenly transforms Skelly Bones into an actual skeleton.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Bully C kicks Jack!
Bully D misses.
Bully E misses.
Bully F grabs Jack and headbutts his chest!
Jack is still better than last turn, but bloody as fuck.

-The Pit-
Guy A suddenly releases a flurry of punches and kicks, making an insane combo-- but none of them land!
Guy B smiles and grabs Guy A, throwing him in the air, watching him come back down, and sticks out his key to break his spine! The crowd cheers as the fight ends.

Guy A looks amongst the crowd.
>"Alright, anybody else in this Pit who wants to throw down? No?"
The crowd is a bit iffy on fighting this dude.

>>889711
>continue language

>>889711
>Ko hides at the back of the Science room. She had thought about trying to run away as soon as interdimentional beings stated showing up. But, she sticks around and tries to both hide, study, and keep an eye on Aleera. Aleera is her friend after all. Also, Ko freaks out internally that demons exist and ponders what this means.

>>889711
Keep studying

>>889711
Although this isn't much different from his previous situation, Skelly does note that pants don't fit as well as the used to.

"Aw man. Since I doubt you'll grant any serious requests, can you at least make it so I can dance really well?"

>>889711
Go for extra study sessions
Tutor Glam in history

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>889711
Attack bully c with dank mop

>>889711

Vampires, Werwolfs, Cyborgs, Multidimensional Catboys, I've seen it all.
Now a demon thing, big deal.
It's just its aura that causes fright.

So yeah, spraying chemicals which can corrode your flesh of your living body is more intereting right now.

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>889799

Here comes the roll!

>>889711
>Percy Jackson squad
No anyway, what about sending those first to their leader for my compensation?
That's priority.
>Check the Colorless base?

>>889722


Hey, could you do my a favour? I will need about 5 to 10 litres or liquid causic soda.
Could you do that for me?

Maybe ask a teacher, just tell them it's an emergency.
If we don't have any in our school, we will have to improvise. Means you will have to cook it while I finish MY project.
Be quick, finish your studies, then do as I ordered.
Not sure how long we have.

While you are at it, can you find someone who is into occult stuff? Somebody who knows this kind of shit, not an acctuall occultist.
Bonus points if they own a Necronomicon.
Basic knowledge should range from historic concepts to H. P. Lovecraft.

We should also get more individuals for the science club. Combatants, reaserchers, occult fans, anyone, really.
The science club... after all, it was founded for this kind of situation.

>>890020

> no-nonsense attitude triggered.

>>890070
>>890020
Funny, I was thinking of actually helping you too.
Ko will do all of these thing you have stated, but Ko will do these things in her own way that are nigh uncontrollable by you and done out of friendship forged by studying together. Nerd to nerd.

>>889711
Can you make me a dragon?
So that the stupid name my parents gave me make sense?
Barring that
May I have power?
The power of alchemy and magics?
The one figure?

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>>890111

Just remember I'm the Homura in this!
In every definition which can be applied to this situation.
Yes. Even that definition.
Ai yo is strong!

>>890020
>not an actual occultist
>own Necronomicon
Whut.

>>890471

I stand corrected.
No fanatist, like those "embrace the end" type of occultists.
Also, cances are they might as well just had a copy around out of coincidence.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>889711
Violence is cool and all, but could you all listen to ME? I'm trying to enlighten you.

>>889715
Blacker Baron is an artist...a word artist.
>Language Grade: B

>>889722
Ko finally snaps into attention and tries to run, but seems to feel her sprint get more and more resistant...until she's dragged rapidly in front of the giant eye.
>"̛͘An̵͡d̶͝ ̴͘͞o̷͡f̀͝ ̴̧͘c̶͞o͢ù́ŗs͞͡e,̴̨ ̨͟t̷h̕e̶ K̵͡obǫ̕͝l̷̀d̨ ͏h̨e̵̢r҉͝s̵̵e͠͝l̡͝f̛́!̢̡ ̸͟͝S̡͞͞t́ì̷ll̕ ͝g͜҉o̸͢҉in̨̧͞g̀ ̡́a͟t̛͡͏ ̕i̴t̶͠҉ ͢͢͡w̸ith͟ ̵̢͝s͞c͏̷̨i͘e͏̡n҉̛c̕e a̡n͏d͝ ̕lo͟g͜i̛͜c.̵̷ ̴̀͟H͏͘e̴r̴͡e̶'̵͘͝s̸͡ ̴͜a͠҉ q̴̕͞ų̴ic҉͜k ̢͠ṕ͏̢o͢p̵̧ ҉̀q͘͟ųi̕z̷̢-̸͢-̛͢"͢͜
The One begins to make everything in the room into randomized colors, upside down, and, for some reason, switching between high contrast and back to normal every second.
>"͏̶È̡̧x̸̧p̕͜l̶̢͘a͘i̴n ҉҉t̸h̸͟i̶̢͘s̨͝҉.̴̢̨"͞
The One begins to laugh.

>>889732
Glom is awesome!
>Freshman History Grade: A

>>889733
The One thinks for a moment...and then, out of the ground, chains and cuffs grow out, trapping Skelly Bones as it puppeteers him into a tap dance. The One simply laughs at Skelly's predicament.

>>889746
Harvey can't tutor Glom, sadly. (F. History, 1/3 until Mastery)

>>889761
Jack manages to slice Bully C's life right out of him, making Jack have a decent advantage-- but not enough to be happy about.

>>889799
>>889810
Aleera won't have to roll anymore. (2/6)

>>889828
Schist finds these are people without a flag; simple nomads who fend for themselves.

>>890145
The One mulls it over, and gives you the bone structure for dragon wiiiIIIIOH GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS, IT'S SPURTING OUT OF YOUR SPINE AND THROUGH YOUR SKIN

>>892328
The crowd turns to you...and the guy does as well.
>"Well then, looks like we have a challenger!"
The guy starts walking towards Nous.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Bully D grabs a metal trash can and throws it at Jack, making his skull and the can hit the ground. Shit, shit, shit.
Bully E misses.
Bully F also grabs Jack and pins him up against a locker.
Jack is on his last legs...again...

-3rd Floor, Science-
>"̢͠W̸e̛l̷̛l,̡ ͝͠á͠s ̢͞͝f͘ų̛n̨̡ ͟a͞҉̧s͘ ͏̀̕t̢h͢͝ì͡s̸̨͘ h̶a̵̕s̵̡ ̨́b̷͟e̵͟e̛n̶͟,̶̕ ̶̧̕I̷̸̶ ̴h̶͢a̶̕ve͘ ͏́͟a͝͏ ̨̕̕h̶̴u͝m̧͢a҉n̵ ̵͢rá͘c̵҉͡e̶͟ ̛͜t́o̵̢ ̢e̴n͢͝sl͡a͝ve̕ ́҉a̕͢n̷̷̢d̷͢ ̡̀́t͞͠͏or̵t͘u̸̡̡r͘e̷͜.̛͡ ҉̷S͝e͏̨e͜͝ y̢͘a҉, ̛à͜n̡d ͘t̛͡h̕a͟ǹ̶k͠s̴͠ ̕͝f͘͟o̵͞͞ŕ̶ t̸̡h̕è̶̀ ͏͠s̵҉̛ų̴̛mm̨o̵n̕i͡͠ǹ̸͝g͜!̨"̨
The One has disappeared. All the changes, as well as the couch, are gone.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>892473
>Knee Jack to the face. Crush his skull.

Rolled 10, 13, 18, 19, 10, 15, 18, 1, 15, 11 = 130 (10d20)

>>892473
>Norman stuns Jack's nuts with the taser so he can't run...just in case
>All 9 cultists unite. Sick the bullies.

>>892473
Keep studying!

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>892473

...
How dare he.
How DARE he disappear like that.
...
This is not over, no, FAR from it!
Next time, I will be prepared properly.
And I will engage this lowlife species in a conversation it will not forget!

> As for now, let's continue with the Chemical Thrower.

Also, write down everything from this encounter.
Their power will be mine!

>>892480
I mean to kill him, just to be clear

>>892492
No rolls? Ok then.

> Ko, the science club has now a proper directive.
> My love for science has been awoken anew.

Really a bummer, I got a discussion with about 6000 words prepared for the fucker.
This isn't the last time, I'll go Full [DETERMINATION] [LOVE] AND Ai Yo on him.

>>892495
Also
> human race to enslave and torture.

Yeah, I can have some fun with this guy.
If there is one thing this sociopathic spergler can do, then it's to win a discussion.
ANY discussion.

And if they just turn me into a puddle of goo, then this guy will be the laughingstock for every other pan-dimensional being, for not being abled to compete with a for now mere mortal.

>>892473
Just grit my teeth and bear the pain.
Maybe I can study some science to ignore my suffering as I evolve

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>892501
....

Somehow I missed something...
Oh right!
>>892506

> Do an Avalanche Bloody Sunday on this guy!

Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>892510
Rolling to (painfully) move put of the way.
Good thing I'm fit.

>>892473
>Keep studying language

>>892473
Study

>>892473
Fuck some bitches and make money

>>892480
>>892494
....
....
Just, uh. I guess die, since apparently, Schist has to be the biggest god damn asshole ever.

>>892473
>>892777
>Retrieve MY FUCKING MOP and janitor keys, then >>892576

>>892870
Wow, asshat.

>>892473
Skelly laments that genuinely doesn't have any sort of way to get out of this. A single tear rolls down his boney cheek.

>>892473
Fucking post already.

>>892949
(Whoops I didn't read the last part)
Skelly goes to write edgy poems about his new spookier body

>>892959
I'm not even sure if that works.
PvP usually doesn't end with a one hit crit.
Especially if they rolled a 20, THEN announced it's supposed to be lethal.

Also, it appears as if it's a "LOL RANDOM!" Action.

If OP acctually does that shit, I'd be supprised.

>>892990
It's going to happen, so eh.

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>>892473
>>892495
>Ko would be agreeing with Aleera's settlement if she wasn't currently suffering from a slight sanity loss. She will be better and able to help build the chemical launcher next turn.

>>880960
Name. Helio Mercury.
Gender. Masculine.

I want to barge in into this >>892777
>>892480
Screaming "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

>>892480
>>892482
>>892494
Schist, in Jack's weakness, rushes him and blasts him to hard in the skull, a large gash is made in the head!
Jack is in peril!
Norman stuns Jack for the rest of the turn!
The other nine followers grab all 6 bullies and beat them into submission. It's not even a challenge.

>>892488
Glimmer keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until Mastery)

>>892492
Aleera is fueled by rage. (3/6)

>>892506
Azkeroth works through the phantom pains, since the wings are gone. (F. Science, 1/3 until B)

>>892584
Harvey feels his journey coming to an end. (F. History, 2/3 until Mastery)

>>892619
Coming in from outta nowhere, your main man, the myth, the LEGEND, MOTHAFUCKIN STEEEEEEVE THROWS DOWN IN THE RING, GRABBING WOMEN BY THE CLIT AND MAKING 100 BONES AN HOUR! (Just kidding. You don't have any of that.)

>>892870
Blacker Baron leaves History to grab the Matador from Jack, and manages to get a hold of it.

>>892949
>>892963
Skelly Bones writes a neat poem.
'Do what you want cause a pirate is free,
you are a pirate~'

>>893146
Ko is dying inside currently.

>>893292
Helio runs into the hallway and stops the Cult of OP from a further onslaught!

Jack has recovered from the tazing, but he's still in peril.
The bullies lie on the ground, beaten and bruised, crying for anything the Cult of OP wants.

>>893842
STUDY!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>893842
"..."
"WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
RUN

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>893842
>Slap Jack's ass and take his pads
>Equip pads
>Equip shield
>Nod to history A- perk
Ready to go.

>>893842
achieve mastery status

>>893842
Norman my secretary
>You will now serve me forever and henceforth. You will surrender all. Monetary value on your persons. And you say sorry to Jack.

>>893869
And snap Jacks neck.

>>893958
Hug Jack before I snap his neck. Also, take his dodgeball because he said take his shit. He'll also need it when he resurrects.

>>893842

As the Law Abiding Citizen >>893855 faceplants into the ground, Helio steps in front of >>893869.

You may rob the Citizen, Criminal Scum, but you will not take his life!

-Protect Jack Frost's life!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>893980
... this is embarrassing.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>893842
>Finish Jack with the mop.

>>893987
>>893984
>>893972
>>893958
>>893883
>>893869
>>893855
I fucking hate all of you.

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>893842

> First aid headpats for Ko
> It probably was just warping your VISION of reality.

> My masterpiece is slowly reaching a form of perfection. 2 more turns, right?


Here is a list of prioritys.

1. Get likeminded individuals. We need scientists, experts of the occult, and people who are "brave" enough to engage in combat with a transdimendional (?) Being.
2. Any and all equiptment we can get. Science and ancient artifacts, whichever helps the most against that fuck.
3. Cook up liquid caustic soda. Alkalic burns deeper than acid does.
4. Slap that scaley-yiff fucker, in order to recreate the summoning item.
5. Get a 70'' plasma TV with Blu-ray player, as well as PMMM and PMMM rebellion.
Other suggestions for anime are possible.

>>893972
>>893958
>>893883
FOR WHAT REASON

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>893869
Kill action. I love you, Jack.

>>894075

What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Not in terms of you actions, I couldn't care less, but 3 FUCKING NAT 20 IN A ROW?

WAT?
WAT THE FAK?

>>894098
Helio thought I was using a bot but I promise this is natural. This is a good omen.

>>894038
>Ko springs back up at the very idea of watching anime on school grounds. Even though, no one said anime. Ko helps Aleera with her Chem-cannon this turn.

>>893883
Norman's message is addressed to the bullies, just to be clear.

>>893987
Baron can take back his janitor keys anytime he wants. I wont resist.

>>893842
>Take keys from Schist

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>893842
Take a break from studying.
Begin R&D into shapeshifting potions.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>893842
Challenger? Yes, I suppose I am Challenging the idea that people should battle with their bodies, instead of with their minds.
Come now, what does any of this prove? That one of you can defeat another in fisticuffs? That doesn't matter in the real world. In reality, the winner of any fight is determined by preparedness. Any one of you could be defeated by a toddler with a gun. Or better yet, killed in your sleep by an assassin hired by a toddler. What good will your fists do you then?
Instead, we should battle with words--for those are the weapons that those in a society use.
Anything worth doing can only be done by a group. And to form a group, you need allies. Even if you fight alone, you need people to help you out off the battlefield. And to defeat others, instead of attacking their coalition head-on, it is more effective to target only their weakest link. Destroy their supplies, convince their right hand man to betray them, persuade their lackies that serving you instead will pay off in the long run.
So stop engaging in pointless physical combat, and sharpen your wit instead of swords. Make this into a stage for debate!

>>896637
>nat 1
Holy shit.

>>896637

> AHAHAHAHAHA intensified

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>>896637
Nice roll there buddy

>>896637
I feel like I sucked all the luck out of the this thread by rolling 3 nat 20s in a row.

Super quick "oh god I forgot" post mode, GO!

>>893853
Glimmer feels herself becoming stronger with every mastery. (F. History, 2/3 until Mastery)

>>893855
Jack is not good at running.

>>893869
>>894075
Schist directly just FUCKS Jack in the ass. His motionless body lies in the hallway...maybe you should run.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: The World He Only Knows - By slaying another player, you hold within you a dark heart. You will gain a +1 to ALL ROLLS when fighting other players, as well as a 10% chance to intimidate your enemies every turn.

>>893876
Useless suddenly appears outside of the school, looking to be a master!

>>893883
Norman and the others give Schist the $10 they had and nod their heads respectfully at the body.

>>893980
Helio finds that he was just too late, but assures himself he did the best he could.

>>893987
Blacker Baron misses, but Jack was already done.

>>894038
Aleera does that and works. (4/6)

>>894389
Blacker Baron also gets his keys back.

>>894969
Azkeroth begins to research...and finds an article on how to make a shapeshifting potion. The result is hazy, but all the ingredients are right in front of him.

>>896637
Nous begins a great speech, and it's actually good-- the guy stopped caring.
>"Alright, whatever, get out of here. Come back when you want to actually get somewhere."
As it seems, there has been enough bloodshed. Two fresh faces walk into The Pit, and the audience goes back to cheering.

>>897648
Keep going

>>897648
Blah blah fucking blah.
Sorry, perks, gotta make a new character.
Give me the fucking blah blah, put in the school.

>>897648
continue to study

>>897648
Tell this other student to stop bullying me and let me science in peace.

Pull out my notebook and write down the ingredients for shapeshifting under my potions list. Underneath the ingredients I used to make the portal bomb thing.

And begin brewing of said shapeshifting potion.

>>897700

>>897648
>followers get the dough from those faggot bullies we trampled
>Schist goes to the roof and establishes it as the Cult of OPs base.

>>897648

> Keep going with the subject at hand. Soon.

>>897700

> Copy the notes, I need them!

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>897753

Also, Aleera

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>897676
HERE'S A FUCKING ROLL, M8

>>897648

Hey mate, this because of not replying to your post
>>894310
Was forgot.

Would you still count it in or is that to late?

>>897648
>Ko continues to try and help Aleera with her device to speed up it's construction.

>>897648
>Continue studying language
>Polish my mop

>>897648
Nous leaves and decides to annoy the transdimensional entity out of boredom.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>899300

Oh, it's not there anymore.
But you will help us.
There might be something in for you.
> Roll for convincing
Or you just accept out of generosity, or the fact that you are LITERALLY going to suffer from a fate WORSE THAN DEATH!

>>900971
>worse than death
Camus proved there was no such thing
But I'm not really into "physical activities", except for one kind.

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>>901138

Wait...
You were thinking I would...
Oh, that's so hilarious!
No really, this is soooo cute!~
I would do some kind of sick shit like that!

But let me tell you.
Immortality can be achieved by doing 2 things.
Well... immortal as long as humans exist...
But, either you carry over your genes to the next generation...
Or do something remarkable. Like, I don't know, saving humanity from a pandimensional being, which aims to enslave them all by using it's powers to manipulate reality itself.
And if you are a living puddle of goo, constantly crying in agony, except you can't, because you have no mouth to scream with, you would most certainly wish for death, as eternal suffering is something you wouldn't wish to anyone, and making it impossible to fight such a creature.

So, go and use your colleges to find me an expert in terms of occult or manipulation of reality!
...
Or we might just going to find out if death is truly worse than anything you could imagine...

Wouldn't you agreeee?~

>>901157
>And if you are a living puddle of goo, constantly crying in agony, except you can't, because you have no mouth to scream with, you would most certainly wish for death, as eternal suffering is something you wouldn't wish to anyone, and making it impossible to fight such a creature.
The human experience is relative (or, "human" experience). If I were a puddle of goo, constantly screaming in agony, then that would be my everyday life. I might remember a time when I was not living in perpetual torture, but it would soon be normalized. Good days would be when the torture was a little less painful than normal. Bad days would be when the suffering was more so than the typical amount.
If anything, perpetual torture would become boring.
But there's no evidence to suggest that death is any better. In fact, most religions tell me that after death, considering my track record, I would ALSO be subject to eternal pain, torture and damnation.
>But, either you carry over your genes to the next generation...
>Or do something remarkable.
Why not both?
Why don't we discuss it over an ice cream social.

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>>901175
>Religions
Cute.


... O-okay then I suppose that could be arranged.
... But I have to finish my work here first, so maybe you could do something else in the meantime.
By the way, I'm not going to pay for anything, so you would have to finance this date...
I meant to say meeting.

> mutter mutter different reaction mutter mutter not expected.

>>901175
>>901185
You two are weird.
I'm gonna go back to science

>>897656
Glimmer is stronger inside.
>Sophomore History Grade: C
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered
>New Class: Theatre

>>897676
Frost appears at the front of the school.
>Death Count: 1

>>897681
Harvey finishes with Glim as well.
>Sophomore History Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

>>897700
Azkeroth begins to take notes and brew... (1/3)

>>897750
Schist accumulates a total of $43 and claims the roof as the base of the Cult of OP. He might need to have a designated wall to call it a base, though.

>>897753
>>897762
Aleera notes that potion and begins to work again... (5/6)

>>897770
Good roll.

>>898247
>>898484
Yeah, counting those two posts, it's done now.
>Chemical Flamethrower - Let it burn. You have limited ammo, however.

>>899032
Blacker baron keeps going. (Language, 1/4 until B+)

>>899300
Nous can't seem to find The One anywhere, just a scorch mark of where it once was.

>>901420
>Hmm interesting. And this is how the ingredients deal with conservation of mass. But I need to do this properly so as not to cause heavy temperature fluctuations due to shapeshifting. I must also find out how the form is chosen.

Keep brewing.

>>901432

>>901185
>>901420
MA! I DID IT! I GOT A GIRL TO TALK TO ME!
I NEED $200, DAD'S SUIT, AND TEN GALLONS OF FUNFETTI ICE CREAM