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https://twitter.com/GobbleQM
Character info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz

General rules:

There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.

Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.

Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.

Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.

Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.

Pokemon:
Gobble (Munchlax) - Back at gym
Mace (Roggenrola)
Belladonna (Budew)

Badges: 1

Recently: Hana had her gym battle, but it ended on an explosive and sudden note when Pichu ran away. You and Hana went out searching for it. You found a Hydreigon and Cutiefly in a cave. You ran into Keira in the search and both of you are taking shelter in a supply shed for the night
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>>916565
Hey Gobble! I've been looking forward to this all day!
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Water type pokemon > All other types
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>>916565
Awwwwww yis!

>>916577
They are pretty great.
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I may be at work but I'm still excited
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>>916577
you misspelled Bug
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>>916565
I've been hype all week! Hey Gobble!
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>>916565
Nice pun in the title.

Today gonna be good.
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>>916606
I don't get it. What is it from?
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Gonna miss the first few votes. My breaks over in a couple minutes.
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>>916565
Gobble. Best girl in the new pokemon games? Or top 3 best girls in your opinion.
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[Writing first post. Still a bit slow sorry.]
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>>916616
'Nocturnal Emission'
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>>916639
Gobble supposedly has like a billion Hilda pictures. That one statistics autist could offer more insight.
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>>916640
Last time on pokemon, our heroes took shelter from the storm, but not before being soaked to the bone.

Time for Hypothermia Quest.
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>>916640
>>916654
Oh, hoho! Very clever.
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>>916667
this is why you always teach at least one of your pokemon a fire move

even better to have one that is naturally on fire, but we don't really need one for coverage atm. Infernape would be really cool though
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>>916683
I think body heat is safer and more effective indoors, besides no chance of burning the place down.
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>>916640
My my my
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>>916690
yeah, but you cant make smores with body heat

a swinub would be good for the role, seeing how we don't have Gobble with us. Could also sniff out truffles for us
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>>916714
Swinub always looks perpetually depressed.
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>>916722
He looks happy to me...
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>>916722
youd be too depressed if you had to live in the snow with only a thin layer of fur
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>>916714
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>>916714
Swinub is cute and Mamoswine is really fucking great. We could ride on it, even.
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Aw yea, made it in time for quest
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“Well of course we should share body heat.” Keira says as she casually throws off her shirt. “I heard the mainland has different weather, but it does rain there, right?”

“Of course!” You laugh a little louder than you intend as you keep your eyes focused on a shelf. You let out all your pokemon to keep yourself busy while she shimmies out of her skirt.

She takes out her Tropius and lays down next. She opens the towel you’ll be sharing as a blanket. “Come on! You’re shivering.”

You can’t really see her face in the dark, but you feel like her eyes are really focused on a single area.

You lay down under the blanket, then take your clothes off. Keira giggles at your shyness. The size of the towel means the two of you are very close.

Just as you’re feeling that this won’t be so awkward, she pushes tightly against you. Some parts freezingly cold, some parts heavenly warm.

Keira tells you about the snow on some of the mountains of the region. Eelilee is the one she grew up on, near the base. But the priestly class goes higher up on it than anyone else. The higher your position, the higher you go up.

“Snow is great! You’ll love it.”

You laugh, less awkwardly this time. “We have snow where I come from, too.”

“Oh...” she sounds almost disappointed, like she was going to impress you.

Gobble leans against your back and gently snores, breaking the awkward silence just a little


>Ask about her childhood.
>Turn around so you’re back to back.
>Tell her a joke
>Just try to sleep. This is too much
>Something else
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>>916739
my man!
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>>916761
>Tell her a joke

>Gobble leans against your back and gently snores, breaking the awkward silence just a little
But he's back at the gym
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
Rolling for not popping a boner.
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>>916761
We don't have Gobble though, Gobble.

>Ask about her childhood.
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>>916639
[I haven't had time to get very far at all yet. Personality counts for a lot, but I like a lot of the looks]
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>>916761
>>Ask about her childhood.
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>>916761
>Ask her about her childhood
I'm genuinely curious.
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>>916739
It must be easy to stay hidden when you're so small.

>>916761
>>Ask about her childhood.
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>>916761
>>Ask about her childhood
think about cooking Herb, pay no attention to the cute naked girl cuddling you
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>>916761
>Tell her a joke
Ice breaker then
>Ask about her childhood
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>>916772
>>916774
[Fuck]
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
>Ask about what happened at the lab while you were out.
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
>Turn around so you’re back to back.

May as well try to keep this from being too awkward. Speaking of awkward, surprised Bella isn't freaking out right now.
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
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>>916776
Lillie and Acerola best girls. You will understand me by the end of the game.
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>>916788
We can just ignore that last line.
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
Time for some backstory.
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>>916761
>Turn around so you’re back to back.
>Ask about her childhood.

>Try not to freeze to death.


>>916772
He knows. He's inserted himself into the story.
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>>916800
Face the center right E4 third.

Then talk to them after beating them.
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>>916776
The Cray Cray mom is pretty violet tier. You might like her.
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>>916761
>Ask about her childhood.
>Turn around so you’re back to back.
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>>916761
>ask when she decided to be a priestess.
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>>916807
>He
But yeah, clearly gobble just decided to come in and watch two teenagers huddle for warmth under a blanket.
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>>916810
Violet was less of a cunt than her.

I mean, the villains have done some bad stuff previously, but this time I was actually shocked.

It wasn't for any other reason than pure selfishness either.

Also, I've acquired a cat that decided to sit in the most awkward position, so apologies for any mistakes.
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>>916823
When did people decide Gobble was a chick?
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>>916831
When she was doxed back in the really early threads of the first quest. She has confirmed it also.
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>>916826
I haven't finished the game yet but I remember reading on vp that, one of those "other" side pokemon which are effectively eldritch abominations turned her from a loving caring mother into.. well what she is by being exposed to it.

Don't know how true it is but that thread was super creepy. Sort of like that whole thing took everything she was and reversed it.
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>>916836
Aw poor Gobble.
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>>916761
>Tell a joke!
>Ask about her childhood
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>>916836
[I confirm nothing! My gender, height, age, ethnicity, and other details are nonspecific.]
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>>916849
She became obsessed after her husband disappeared.

Her husband being the guy who runs poke pelago, unless I missed something.

The Violet comparison can be made, but Violet's motives and actions were less reprehensible and selfish.

She was still a bitch though, just not as selfish, just misguided.
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>>916857
Lies. You confirmed that you're a lumberjack way back when.
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>>916849
Well, when you talk to Gladio after becoming the Champion, he tells you that his father disappeared while studying the UBs. Then his mother broke the fuck down and became obsessed with his research, which pretty much leads her to become the crazy nasty bitch we all know.
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>>916857
Yes.
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>>916867
Gobble is an entity made of pokemon, lewd and butts
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>>916857
>Picture labeled Sample
So that's what gobble looks like.
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>>916849
Without getting too spoilery, that is what one of the creatures does, though it's ambiguous as to whether it was that or her disappeared husband that caused her to change.
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>>916876
>>916857
P I N K
H A I R
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>>916857
>>916883
>Rocket Team member
Shit, Pokemon Quest was a PR stunt all along. Next thing we know, we'll get handed a Zubat or Rattata and sent out to get fucking wrecked by some kid.
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>>916857
Drunk Gobble says otherwise.
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>>916903
Well at least Team Rocket gave us an interesting and fresh story then.
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Haven't seen Laki in awhile. Wonder what she's up to.
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>>916987
She and a few others are in desperate need of screentime
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>>916992
Laki has had plenty.
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>>917004
Not since the forest, I don't think.
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“What’s a Wailord’s favorite TV show?”

She looks at you blankly.

“Whale of Fortune!”

“...Oh! Television program!” She presses her freezing nose into your chest, causing you to make an embarrassing high pitched noise. That makes her giggle and snort. You’re just concentrating on keeping your lower half away from her. As you move away, she moves closer.

“I’m cold.“ She pulls you back. “It’s okay to touch me. Don’t let what everyone told you weird you out, okay? Just, treat me like everybody else.” Her voice gets quiet as she talks into your chest. “Please.”

“Okay. Then tell me about yourself. What was growing up like?” You do everything you can to avoid poking her as she keeps squirming to get more warmth.

She tells you about growing up in the priestly caste. From the context it doesn’t sound like she’s trapped into her career, but it’s heavily encouraged. She comes from a large family with a lot of sisters. What really stands out is her time with dead people. She’s prepared bodies for the afterlife. That seems unnerving to you, but she doesn’t see anything weird about it.

Working with the soon-to-die is also a part of her duties. She’s watched people die. Again, it’s just a matter of fact to her.

She’s been on Eelilee for almost all of her time alive, living in what sounds like a monkish temple. Her parents sound nice, and they visit a lot, but she doesn’t sound as close to them as she does to some of her teachers.

Her particular temple was segregated, but the rules have lightened up recently. You get the feeling that her being on this journey is still a bit out there for a priestess, though.


>Share something person.
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
>Ask her to stop scooching closer to your lower half
>Something else
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>>917012
She has had like twice as much as Polu and Hana. But you are right.
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>>917019
*Polu and Val
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>>917017
>Ask her her goals for her journey
>Share something personal
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>>917017
>>Share something person.
Tell her about we got into fashion
Decide how we got into fashion
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>>917012
It's only fair the other girls have their time to shine, too.

>>917017
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>917017
>Ask her goals for her journey
>Share something person.
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>>917017
>Ask why she started her journey
>Share something person.

Person gobble? Person.

>>917019
Polu suffers from being a boring guy. Emphasis on guy. Maybe he can come back if he wants to trade us that fire bug. I'm pretty sure one anon would kill for it.
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>>917017
>>Share something person.

It's only fair. Also, that's a butt!
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>>917017
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>917017
>hare something person.
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>917017
>Share something person.
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
>Ask her to stop scooching closer to your lower half

All of it in that order.
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>>917017
>Share something personal.
Butt, but also voting for it.
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>916992
Laki has literally had by far the most screentime of any character that's not Herb or his team.

>>917017
>Share something personal
>Ask her goals for her journey

Also
>Ask something person
>person
That's a butt.
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>>917034
I thought Hana had metal bits, doesn't she shine all the time? And Keria is clearly flashing not shining.
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>>917017
>>Share something person.
And something personal while we're at it.
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>>917017
>Share something personal
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>917036
>Boring
He is a surfer dude that carries around a Bandanna. If you forgot that means he is ready to throw down any challenge someone gives him..
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>>917045
Not recently. And until we do talk to her again the "She's had the most!" excuse is going to keep being used over, and over again.
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>Share something person.
>Ask why she started her journey
>Ask her goals for her journey

so how's Hana gonna react to this when she hears about it?
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>>917017
>Ask her goals for her journey
>Share something person.
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>>917038
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>>917017
>Something else
"Hey, you know I'm being fidgetey because you're a girl, not because you're a priestess, right?"
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>>917055
About us being naked whit her and being this close? Envy.
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>>917017
>Ask her goals for her journey
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>>917066
bad anon, do you want to get hypothermia?

We can do anything if we don't have any (human)fingers
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>>917085
*can't do anything
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>>917054
>we've spent a lot of time bonding with Laki
>we're currently bonding with Keira
>we still need to bond with Hana, Valerie, and Polu (especially Valerie and Polu)
>anon complains that we aren't spending enough time with Laki
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>>917119
>>anon complains that we aren't spending enough time with Laki
Never enough Laki time.
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>>917119
In my defense, I said others needed screentime too.

also

>Not bonding with Hana
Were you not here for the last several threads?
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>>917119
I think that anon was getting more at us not having any interactions with her for a while, other than in passing. Would be weird to not see her at all until we'd had a bonding crisis with everyone else over 10 more threads.
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>>917135
Well, then you just got to vote to spend more time with her when it comes up then.
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>>917085
I just don't want her feeling we're treating her differently than we would any other girl.
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>>917136
We cheered her on and comforted her when things went wrong, but that still doesn't really compare to what we've done with Laki (and now Keira).

That's why I added the part about "especially" the other two that we've only specifically interacted with a few times.
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I still don't like Laki that much.
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>>917153
And I don't like Hana

Opinions are amazing right?
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>>917153
>>917168
I can't understand why you dislike the best girls.
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>>917168
They kinda are if you really think about it. So many conflicting thoughts floating about in the world, each mind a reality that will interact with but never truly see its neighbors.
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>>917187
I don't dislike Laki, is just that I don't like that type of girl.
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>>917153
I hate to run to the grocer but I'm back now and just have to tell you: She's best girl.
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You keep moving away, but decide not to ask her to stop. You don’t want to make this more awkward than it is.

“Would it help if I put my feet here instead of my head?” Almost on cue, she makes it awkward for you.

“T-that’s okay.” A quick mental calculation of your heights tells you why that is a bad idea. “So umm, why did you start your journey? What do you want to do?”

She looks far away, into the past. “The truth is, I didn’t want to. Not for a long time. I liked my temple, and doing what I was doing. My sisters and I would cuddle like this on cold nights, too.” She pulls herself against you. “I miss that.”

“So why-”

She turns around and pulls your arm over her. Her freezing butt presses against you. “Hospice and funerals can burn people out. I’ve seen it happen a lot. Even though we help spirits find their way, it’s not easy sometimes. But that’s not why I left. It was when a teacher of mine passed. She was the best. But she told me she had regrets.”

“What did she do?” The topic is actually helping bring your body under control.

“That’s what I asked. But it wasn’t what she did. It was what she didn’t do. She turned down so many adventures, and trips, and never broke any rules. She told me not to make the same mistakes.”

“She told you to break rules?”

She laughs. It’s a bittersweet laugh this time. “I never broke any rules before that. But before I knew it was causing a lot of trouble. Pranking people mostly. She liked that. Said it caused them to at least have a unique memory they could look back on. When I asked for an exemption to go on a journey, they thought it was a great idea.”

“So why did you want to go on your journey?”

She turns to face you. Her makeup is severely smudged but still obscuring her face. “To live. Life is short, Herb, and it ends really suddenly sometimes.”

Those are eyes that have seen proof of that.

You decide to change the subject by sharing something personal.


>Tell her about why you got into fashion
>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
>Something else
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>>917242
can we please leave the debate to the end of the thread?

I doubt we'll see any resolution soon, and it only racks up posts for autosage
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>>917247
>>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body


That last one doesn't make sense. He stuck with fashion didn't he?
>>917255
>Worried about autosage on QST
anon what?
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
Let's lighten the conversation a bit.
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
but
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
I think Herb is trying to tell us something. Though his cooking and fashion hobbies aren't recent, if I recall.
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>>917247
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>>Tell her about why you got into fashion
That last one basically summed up high school for me.
Feels bad.
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>>917247
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.

Gettin real in here.
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>>917247
>A quick mental calculation of your heights tells you why that is a bad idea
If I'm reading/imagining this right, unless she's like 1-2 feet tall, her head should be at our feet.
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body
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With our rolls it really seems like Herb is pretty good at his hobbies, m8s.
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
In my experience, people generally don't like to hear about someones insecurities, especially people you aren't in a relationship with.
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>>917266
Man that option hits too close to home.
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>>917288
That and he's still big fashion/cooking.
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>>917247
>Tell her about why you got into fashion
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body
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>>917247
>>Tell her about why you got into fashion
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>>917247
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body
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>>917286
think where her chest would be anon
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>>917321
oh, and what other parts would be near Herb's mouth
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>>917321
Roughly next to our knees.
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>>917247
>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
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>>917247
>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body

Let's not get too real, now.
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>>917247
>>Tell her about why you got into fashion
Or
>>Tell her about an insecurity you have with your body
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>>917330
How tall are you picturing Herb and Keira?

Keira's described as short in the pastebin, so (imo) would be roughly 5'1/5'2
Herb is average, so 5'10 give or take

seems the height difference would have them basically 69ing. Don't know what I was thinking in my post.

Doesn't really matter though, best position for retaining body heat is either spooning or hugging anyway. T-thanks boy scouts
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>>917400
He's a kid. There is no way he's 5'10 unless he's a giant.
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Holy shit Hapu is so tiny
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>>917407
14 was pretty close to when I reached my full height and I'm 5'11".
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>>917428
GIANT WATCH
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>>917428
I can't remember how tall I was when I was 14 but I'm 6'1 now and I'm reasonably sure it wasn't 5'10
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>>917407
he's 16ish(no exact numbers)

5'10 is pretty normal for guys that age
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>>917440
5'6 or 5'7 is the average. I'd say that fits John.
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>>917434
Puberty is different for different people. Normally starts around 13 tho, I grew so much I got stretch marks since my skin was stretched too much.
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>>917446
5'10 is literally average male height.
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>>917400
>She presses her freezing nose into your chest
>Her voice gets quiet as she talks into your chest
>“Would it help if I put my feet here instead of my head?"
She isn't putting her feet at our face, they'd be at our chest. The height difference would have to be massive for her breasts to come up the our waist. We'd have to have gigantism or some shit.

>>917428
When I was 14 I was about 5' 5". I'm 6' 3" now.
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>>917449
Brother.

Grew half a foot over summer before the first year of high-school. Looks like I was whipped as a child or something.
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>>917446
manlet detected

and from an extremely quick google search, 5'10 is average, give or take an inch
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>>917457
For a fully grown adult, I'm talking about a teenager.
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>>917440
Average height for someone at 14 which I was I was lead to believe he was is like 5'3

Herb at least my mental picture of him was always on the small side. Do to his attitude/hobbies.

>>917457
He might mean for 16

>>917459
Exactly. That seems way off for 14 unless Herb is going to be a giant.
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>>917465
Some dudes are full grown by 16
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>>917473
Not on average.
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>>917468
did gobble say Herb was 14 anywhere? I've been operating under the idea that most of the cast was about 16. Cause if Herb and Val are 14, and legal drinking age is 18(aka Laki), that's a problem, at least for me

sauce for the claim of 5'10 being average at 16, everyone knows that the first thing you find on the internet will be true
https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/215888
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>>917483
Gobble only gave us a range. Was something like 13-16, IIRC.
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You tell her about how you got into fashion. When you were a little kid, you never really paid attention to it. You got a lot of hand me downs from your sister, including some unisex clothes. As you got older, they got less unisex and more awkward. But you didn’t really notice. You weren’t good at sports, you were good in class but not one of the honor roll leaders, you never really stood out. Until the day you accidentally wore your sister’s girly pants. You didn’t know what made them feminine, or why people tease you. But when you came home in tears, you made it your business to find out.

And what you found fascinated you. The way stitching lines in different places make such a difference. The way colours draw the eye. The way the clothes really do make the man. It was a whole new world.

“But the truth is I don’t know if I’m any good. And when I cook like like what I have but I’m not like that angry tv chef where he just instinctively knows when something is off. I’ve had a lot of hobbies but I never stuck with them. I was reading about a girl my age in another region that won her league on her first try, and all these gym leaders that are even younger, and I don’t know what I’m doing! What if I just always pick things up and drop them? I love cooking and fashion now, but people change when they grow up and there are already prodigies on talk shows and things and-”

“Herb.” She puts a hand on your chest. “Herb. That’s everyone. You’re sweet, and you make great food, and your clothes look good. Even Valerie was saying she was jealous at how well your pants fit. I don’t know a lot about pants but that sounds good. They even look good on the floor.” She nudges her head towards them. You lock eyes.

Belladonna suddenly appears between the two of you. She’s frowning deeply and making an unapproving noise at you.

“What’s the matter, Bella? Are we keeping you up?”

She makes a frustrated, high-pitched harrumphing noise. It’s cut short when Nincada crawls over to her and weirds her out.


>She’s right. Time for sleep.
>One more thing... (write-in)


[Also, I was planning on possibly writing a teasebin for this. How do people feel about that?]
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.
Go for more bins
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.

>[Also, I was planning on possibly writing a teasebin for this. How do people feel about that?]
Go for it.
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>>917493
do it
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>>917493
>>She’s right. Time for sleep.
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>>917493
>>She’s right. Time for sleep.
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.

Cuddle her. She doesn't have to be near nincada.
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep
Cuddle the shit out of her... for survival. we need the heat

and hell yes you should write a teasebin
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.
>One more thing... (write-in)
Hug the Keira and thank her for the compliment
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.

>Asking if we want more bins
Come on Gobble, you already know the answer.
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>>917493
>>She’s right. Time for sleep.
Bella, coming again to save the motherfucking day again.


>>One more thing
Read it in his voice.
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>>917493
>She’s right. Time for sleep.
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>>917493
>when I cook like like what I have
Butt.
>>She’s right. Time for sleep.
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>>917493
We'd love some teasebin. So good.
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>>917493
Dammit Bella you cockblocking little-

>One more thing...
Explain to Keira that you aren't avoiding her because of her priestess status, it's because...
Blush furiously, try to say it, fail, try again, then give up and tell her to forget it.
Then try to sleep.
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>>917493
Tease bin would be good. Also Laki bin. Also Hana imagination bin.

Also Valerie frustrated and masturbating at the thought of being tied up like a present with Herb and unwrapped by Laki.
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>>917493
>One more thing...
>use free hand to calm Belladonna and lull her to sleep. Hum a soft lullaby
>Thank for her kind words. Snuggle/cuddle; gotta keep warm.
And teasebin...always.
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>>917493
>One more thing... (write-in)
"Thanks, Keira."

[Not sure what a teasebin entails. You're pretty good about things though.]
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>917493
Rolling for penis impressiveness
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>>917559
>laughingsluts.jpg
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>>917559
Welp. Herb did say he was girly.
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>>917549
only if she has an awkward encounter with part of the group afterward

actually, all lewdbins should end like that
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>917559
best of 3 anon
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

test
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>>917559
[29 inches seems excessive]
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>917559
Rolling for proper measurement
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>917559
One last chance
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>917559
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>917573
Don't forget girth
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>>917573
>>917580
Respectable
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>>917572
YOLO gobble

never regret having not don't something

or someone
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>>917529
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>>917589
I'm pretty sure if that happened we'd join skull.
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>>917572
I was rolling for penis impressiveness. You can have a 15 inch dick and have it coated in shit with tons of pubes, thats whats up with this. Probably be more impressive if actually paid attention to genital cleaning
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>>917636
I think all characters in every quest on this site would join if that happened
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>>917636
Herb would be kicked out the second he started criticizing Skull's out dated fashion faux pas
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>>917663
>Implying they wouldn't love their new stylish outfits.
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>>917663
>not making awesome uniforms for our new waifu and friends
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>>917659
I'd join team skull even without the waifus they seem like a lot of fun.
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>>917671
Hey not arguing upgrading them and drafting all our friends into the Team. just saying Herb's luck might result in a lack of tack.

>>917682
A slew of lewd uniforms for all our girls...yes please.

You know what, where's the nearest recruitment office? Herb needs to take these guys in a new fashionable direction. (and shanghai their funds for our Worry Seed coffee chain
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>>917684
They are, up until the bills stop being paid, the water and electricity get cut off, and the boss decides helping the crazy lady rip holes in reality is a good idea
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>>917705
They are all the way in another region sadly.
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>>917716
Guzma was probably seduced and didn't realize he was sticking his dick in crazy up until it was too late
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>>917726
Yeah the local gangs are dicks and not fun like Team Skull at all.
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“Thanks, Keira.” You pull your arm back, pretend like you didn’t totally just accidentally brush something you shouldn’t have, and pat Bella. You hum her a little tune from a gameshow since it’s the only thing that comes to mind, and she quickly starts drooping her eyes. She crawls over to behind your neck to get the excess heat from that, and you feel her relax to sleep.

“You’re going to make a great dad someday. You have the aura for it.” Keira whispers and she steals your arm back.

“Thanks.” You say again.

She moves and your hand falls on her boob.

“Ah! Sorry!” You whisper and pull away.

“Sorry? I told you not to treat me differently. I mean it. Don’t worry about my class.” She pulls your arm back over her and presses her back against you again.

“That’s not why I’m sorry. I mean, not why I’m sorry for touching your... uhh.” Oh jeez oh man. “I just...healthy young boy...you know? Beedrills and Pidgeys-” Your eyes are drooping.

“You’re silly, Herb. But you’re warm so I’ll forgive you.”

That, and the crushingly loud rain against the shed room are the last things you remember as you drift off to sleep

You wake up the next morning with a satisfied yawn. The warm sunlight shines through the high window on your face, and the sounds of the rain are completely gone. You had the strangest idea in a dream. Worry Seed Coffee. You'll have to check into it to see if it'd actually work, but-

Your half-opened, crusted eyes fall on Keira’s face.

Her paint is gone!

You close your eyes again. You didn’t get a good look at all. Just barely enough to notice the lack of face paint. No details.


>Take a quick peek. She said not to treat her differently.
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
>Something else
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>>917726
Then we need to find the local rabble and up their game.
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>Herb joins skull thanks to his fashion knowledge and dank name
>Returns to the group cocky as fuck
>Talkin fly shit
>Slaps Laki on the butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXe37XCnn-E

I can dig it.
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>>917743
>>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.

>>917747
They will actually beat the shit out of us
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
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>>917743
>close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up
Also make sure not to grope her boobs
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
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>>917743
>>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
>also Ask Bella to make a few worry seeds to test the viability of coffee,
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.

She seemed pretty adamant on this one earlier.
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>>917743
>Take a quick peek. She said not to treat her differently.

ALL IN
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up
What's the worse that could happen? Grabbing a person blind, nothing could go wrong.
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>>917743
>Get a quick eye full. Said not to treat her differently
>Once committed to memory, avert our eyes and wake her up gently.
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>>917743
>>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
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>>917748
>implying we wouldn't still be pure as fuck and we just some normal skull grunt body guards
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>>917747
They're more likely to drown us at sea than listen to our fashion advice.

>>917743
>Take a quick peek. She said not to treat her differently
It's good to break rules once in a while, right?

Herb lives on the edge.
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>>917781
Nah the facepaint thing has serious religious meaning or some such. Big no no.
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>>917758
Would they beat us if we had a certain Hydregion backing us?

>>917748
If only
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>>917743
>Worry Seed Coffee
We're actually doing it. Excellent.
>>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
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>>917793
It makes so much sense. Coffee that gives insomnia, brilliant!
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
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>>917793
The dream is real.

Herb's Worry Free-Worry Seed Coffee will become a reality
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>>917796
The adverse health effects would be minimal. Just take Yawn-Tea.
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>>917743
>Take a quick peek. She said not to treat her differently.
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
There's "treat her differently", and there's "this is actually super intimate for my culture, and would be highly embarrassing".
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>>917791
10 against 1 still isn't great odds even for a strong Pokemon.
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>>917743
>>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
we'll see it when she wants us to see it, not before
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>>917806
That's not true at all. Depending on levels it's a cake walk. You start with a level 64 dragon that obeys you can 90% of any of the games is a goddamn cake walk.
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Man, I was really not expecting everyone to be so respectful of Keira and not sneak a peek at her face.

Obviously this just means Keira is going to have a good long think about what could have happened if Herb had seen, and get all sorts of impure feelings about that.

All kidding aside, though, this thread has been really good for normalizing Keira. This was exactly the sort of character development she needed. She's adorable.
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>>917845
>game logic
>levels
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>>917850
I like serious Keira way more than bubbly Keria.
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>>917853
Yes those still factor here to an extent. And that thing doesn't level until level 64.
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>>917743
>>Take a quick peek. She said not to treat her differently.
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>>917863
A Budew that just hatched from an egg beat a Nuzleaf with Razor Wind.
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>>917860
They're both Keira, anon.

Won't get one without the other.
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>>917868
Plot armor.
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>>917860
Bubbly Keira is adorable too, but serious, caring Keira is definitely superior. It helps that this is pretty clearly how she really is deep down, so hopefully we'll be seeing more of it.
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>>917743
>Close your eyes as hard as you can and wake her up.
>Throw a blanket over your Pokemon so they can’t see.
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>>917870
I know, I just some moods more than others.

>>917872
Stop denying the truth anon.
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>>917872
Also throwing rocks.
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>>917880
Stop acting like a pseudo-legendary couldn't floor a gang of thugs.
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>>917894
I'm not saying it couldn't. But this gang seems pretty big and a gang has bosses.
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>>917899
It depends on how the gang turns out. If it's close to team skull it's literally a joke. Bosses included.
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>>917903
These guys seem more like Rocket so far, a real criminal group without any big world domination plans. They just want mainlanders to fuck off.

>inb4 their big boss is a lunatic that wants to wipe out islands that are too "infected" with the outside world
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>>917906
>real criminal group
what have we seen them do besides harass people again?
have they actually tried running mainlanders out of town or tried burning the crop thats drawing their business interest here?
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>>917914
>burning their natural resource
Also I'm pretty sure they Val's father mentioned them just waiting for an excuse to start using physical violence. I know someone said that.
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>>917247
>>Tell her that you have no idea what you want to do with your life and every year you get older you become more paralyzed with indecision. You hear about people your age accomplishing great things while you pick up hobbies but never stick with them.
damn Gobble you really hit home with that one
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>>917929
Well that was the problem. It's aimed more at hopeless anons than herb.
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>>917942
i only just got in mate
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>>917938
You say that, but this is developing Herb. He already was shown to be somewhat pessimistic when it came to luck.
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You close your eyes as hard as you can. You’ve got to wake her up. Your reach out to nudge her, but stop. If you touch her boobs by accident again you doubt she’ll believe it was another accident at this point, even as understanding as she is. You move your hands and reach out.

Oh that’s not better at all. Much, much worse. Is there something wrong with your subconcious? You retract entirely.

You can hear her stirring awake.

“Keira? Keira wake up.”

“Blessed morning” She yawns, then giggles. “Herb, I can see your-”

“KeiraYourFacepaintIsGone!”

There’s a still silence.

“AHHHHHHH!” The scream makes you jump and hit your head on a shelf. It must have woke Tropius up based on the sound of scrambling feet. You think you heard Mace crash into something too.

“Did you see it?”

“I couldn’t-”

“Can you describe my face!”

“It was blurry! I didn’t really see it!”

She puts a hand on her chest and breathes. “You’re sure? I really need to know.”

“I swear.”

She exhales. Then you hear her rummaging in her bag. After a short bit she finally says something. “Okay. You can look.”

You open your eyes and nearly have heart attack at the sight of Kiera’s naked rear up in the air. She turns around wearing a mask with paint all over it. “Thank you for respecting my modesty.” The demon faced, naked, cute girl says with a slight bow.

“Uh yeah. No problem.”

You awkwardly get dressed while Bella harasses you for some reason. She must be hungry.

Hungry! The two pokemon in the cave!


>No time to waste. Go to them
>Make breakfast first. Make sure everyone has their energy
>Better collect some other people and Gobble first, then go
>Something else
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them

We can make breakfast there so they can eat too.
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
we can cook there.
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
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>>917967
>>No time to waste. Go to them
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>>917967
>Better collect some other people and Gobble first, then go

Everyone needs to eat and we might be able to grab a few more fruits and such to bring to the cave
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
We can make it there to help lure them out.

And to convince Hydreigon to join us.
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>>917967
>>Something else
Enlighten Keira of how immodest she's being by regular people's standards.
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>>917967
>>Something else
Go grab enough food for them to have a real meal and Gobble and then go back to them
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
then
>Make breakfast.
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
Damn, Herb is getting an eyeful. I'd be fappin' for days after seeing this kind of stuff at his age.
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>>917967
>>Something else
Pick up something to cook, seeing as we used pretty much everything we had in the cave already.
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>>917967
>>917984
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
We can always make breakfast there.

Also, we'll find out what Keira thinks of Hydreigons
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>>917967
>>917984
I'll support this as well, but I'd prefer to phrase it as, "In my culture being naked in front of people is really immodest."
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>>917967
>Better collect some other people and Gobble first, then go

Didn't Hydreigon kind of clear us out of all our food? Unless we're planning on foraging something on the way, we may as well restock and let the others know we're alive before we go back to the cave.
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them

Herb could probably just ask to see Kiera naked if he ever felt like it. No need to peep on anyone ever.
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>>917967
>>Better collect some other people and Gobble first, then go
you guys know we have no food left, right?

did Herb touch what I think he did
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>>918008
Gobble's continuity error. We now have food.
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>>917967
>No time to waste. Go to them
but maybe get dressed

>Herb, I can see your-
what was she going to say here?
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>>918015
Quick justify the error, aaahhh there was canned food in the shed!
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>>917984
I'm pretty sure she's aware of that by now.
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Even if we have no food, we can check in to see how they are doing before leaving so we can grab a bunch of food to cook them up a feast.
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>>918017
The shed was food storage. Dried fruits, veggies, canned goods, dried meats.
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>>918018
Are you implying that Keira is a tease?
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>>918016
His bedhead
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>>918024
Keira is definitely a tease. She's teased us before about exactly this. She's just also innocent enough to not always catch less obvious things.
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>>918025
A greater shame than her face being seen.
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>>918017
Keira could have had collect a bunch a food for a fert... a ritual to increase crop yields
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>>918031
She knows what she's doing
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>>918055
>showing off your body to someone you only met a few days ago
So she's a girl of low moral fiber?
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>>918071
every native girl has a blond fetish

this includes Jane
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You explain about the pokemon in the cave to Keira, and that you should probably go check on them. She agrees and puts away the face paint she was about to use. The mask will have to do for now.

You don’t have any more food, but Keira has a bit and says she might be able to find a little on the way or around the area when you get there. You’re not sure if it’ll be enough to satisfy the dragon, and as exciting as it is to freestyle with unknown ingredients, you don’t know how confident you are about making it tasty.

She keeps an eye out while you walk. She’s been mumbling something to herself about another purifying ritual for herself tonight. You’re about to ask if something's wrong when she beats you to the punch and asks you instead.

“Not wrong. It’s just, in my culture being naked in front of people is really immodest.”

“You didn’t say anything before.” There’s something odd about her voice when she says that. It could just be the mask, though.

“I didn’t want to be rude or make a fuss.”

She giggles. “You’re going to have to get used to it. Some of the islands are more modest that way than others, but my body is a sacred vessel.” She leaps up onto a rock and proudly stands with her arms over her hips. She’s not naked anymore, but you can’t help but picture it. “But if it makes you uncomfortable I’ll do my best to keep it in mind. Sorry if I offended you.”

You thank her and she leaps down, sticking her chest out again. Why does she do that? Must be a cultural thing.

There’s the cave. It looks a little different. The rain must have reshaped the entrance a bit.

You crawl in and Keira and all the pokemon follow.

A purple blast of energy strikes by your feet.


>Direct your pokemon to attack
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
>Everybody run!
>Something else
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>>918084
>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
time to be a assert your dominance Herb

remind it what you can do with a frying pan
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>>918084
>Grab the pan
>Then put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
Dragon buddy knows to be wary of The Pan. Might stall long enough to for Herb to calm things down.
Also, shows we're ready to cook.
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>>918093
changing this to
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
>Lets talk
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>>918084
>Grab the pan and take a defensive stance
>Yell "Hydregion! Hold your fire! I've returned! I've brought food!"
>Make a off handed joke to Keria about being a sacred vessel; "Do I need to make an offering to atone any offense?"
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>>918084
>>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
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>>918084
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
>Talk

I'm thinking the pan should both serve as a reminder that fighting us got it nowhere and also that we gave it food. That's probably a good way to start.
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>>918127
but we really didn't bring any food to cook
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>>918084
Changing >>918089
to support taking Pan out to show it off

>>918138
We can have some while we work to open the cave up.
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>>918127
Supporting this.
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>>918084
>Put your hands up. Let's talk.
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>>918138
Keira has a bit (we'll reimburse) and said she might be able to find a little on the way the area
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>>918084
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
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>>918084
>Put your hands up. Let’s talk
If that fails
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance

Also, kind of surprised no one else decided to address what happened at the lab.
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>>918084
>Grab the pan and take a fighting stance
Even though Kiera being here negates our powers.
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>>918151
Not enough to satisfy a dragon
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>>918176
Enough to calm it down while we open the damn cave
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>>918084
>Dormamu, Ive come to bargain!

>No but seriously, put your hands up, and stay cautious.
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>>918186
more likely enought to only arouse it's appetite without beddin her back down
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“Hold on.” You hold your hands up. “I’m not here for trouble. Remember me from last night?” You put your arms down and slide your backpack off and around. You keep one hand up and the other goes for the pan. “I bet you’re hungry again.”

Keira drops the small gathering of berries onto your pan. Not really what you were going for, but you pretend it’s fine.

You hear sniffing, then it bursts out of the darkness, grabs the berries, and retreats back a few paces. It’s looking better than last night, but still obviously malnourished.

“Oh you poor thing.” Keira says.

It growls at her.

She takes a step back. “Herb. it’s aura is unpredictable.”

The flying one, Cutiefly, buzzes over your head and lands in front of the large dragon. There’s some sort of exchange.

“Wow.” Keira says. “Wow okay. Language.” You forgot that Keira can understand pokemon. That’s pretty amazing when you think about it.

Hydreigon calms down a little. Cutiefly looks like she’s apologizing on its behalf, but that just angers it. Even Cutiefly backs up a little.

Maybe it’s because it’s stomach is putting in work again, but it seems more unstable today. Cranky, aggressive, and dangerous. You’ve heard about people feeding wild pokemon only to get turned on as their instincts take over.


>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
>Ask it again if you can put it in a ball, just to let it out outside of the cave
>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
>You’ll be back later with more people to help it out
>Something else
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>>918220
>>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
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>>918220
>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for a while. Build up some trust.
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>>918220
>>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
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>>918220
>>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
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>>918220
>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient

Also, get Keira's input.

I get the feeling this guy'll go berserk if he gets out with nothing to stop him, somehow.
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>>918220
>>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
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>>918220
>>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
Let's not cause a cave in until the poor dear's recovered enough to tank it.
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>>918220
>Tell it you'll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient.
>Take out Mace and Bella, have them start working on the entrance.
>Ask Keira to try calling our friends via cellphone (bring Gobble's pokeball and food)
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>>918220
>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
>>918236
I'll second getting input from Keira.
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>>918220
>Something else

Shift the focus. Ask it whether it would rather get in a ball or wait for excavation.
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>>918220
>Tell it you’ll widen the cave entrance. Just be patient
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>>918243
>Ask it whether it would rather get in a ball
And then it attacks.
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
Hopefully this'll lower the DC for catching it.
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
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So how do people normally get around if they aren't trainers? I'd imagine wild pokemon would be a real issue.
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
this things going in the ball if i have to cram it in by hand
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>>918220
>Let's just talk for awhile. Work up some trust
I'm late but might as well vote.
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“Don’t worry. We’re here to help. We’re going to widen the entrance so you can get out.” You look to Bella and Mace. They take the cue and hop near the entrance.

It looks at you appraisingly, then growls. It’s not immediately hostile, but there’s an angry tone, there.

“Not stuck.” Keira translates. Her gaze goes between the heads. “But if I was, I could widen it without you.” She looks at the other one. “Yeah! You should just worry about bringing me more food as tribute.”

Somehow, hearing what it has to say through her is even scarier. There’s an uncanniness about it. This must be that famous dragon pride you’ve heard about.

Should you just help anyway? Patronize it? Try to act tough?

A bead of sweat drops down the side of your head. You turn to Keira to get see if she has anything to add.

“It’s pride is wounded and he’s still really hungry.” she whispers to you. “Herb. He’s not predictable.”

He puts it’s focus on her. She freezes up a little. The mask and it’s angry looking painted on face seems to be bothering him.


>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
>Okay. We’ll be leaving, then. Bye.
>Insist it rest while you take care of this
>Something else
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>>918318
>>Okay. We’ll be leaving, then. Bye.
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>>918318
>>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>Okay. We’ll be leaving, then. Bye.
We can always come back later, or tell some people on the island about it.
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>>918318
>Okay. We’ll be leaving, then. Bye.
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>Okay. We’ll be leaving, then. Bye.
Try again another day when we have more food. It might be more willing, then.
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then.
>Insist it rest while you take care of this
>Maintain defensive stance with Pan of Dragon Smiting
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>>918318
>"Keira, I think your mask is making it upset. Sorry, but can you take it off? I want to help it."
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>>918318
It's trying to salve its pride from getting beaten by ordering us around. Not really sure what the best course of action here is, but I doubt calling its bluff is the right one, unless we want another fight.

>Insist it rest while you take care of this
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You'll stay out of it's way and watch
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918318
>Insist it rest while you take care of this

Appeal to its sense of vanity, why do the work itself when it has Herb there to do it for him?
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You don’t know what to do. It looks at you, and you do your best not to blink too much.

You step aside. “Okay. I’ll stay out of your way then. Go ahead.”

You feel all the eyes in the room turn to you. Hydreigon’s face is confused. It’s surprised you’d say something like that, and unsure if you’re mocking it, or just believing it’s strength.

“Uh yeah!” Keira says. Despite the mask, you can see the fear in her eyes. “We, umm. We wouldn’t want to insult you with our weak display.” She looks to you to see if this is part of your plan. If you have a plan.

It keeps a suspicious eye on you and walks towards the entrance. The sunlight touches in for what you suspect is the first time in a long time.

It snorts.

You keep a hand on the frying pan and motion Bella to stay behind you. Mace feels that his place is in front of you, though.

The dragon looks back to you, then the cave entrance. You think for a second that it’s going to admit it needs help.

It explodes in a purple rage and attacks the hole. You lift the pan and hold shield yourself from the rocks. Keira leaps back after a pebble strikes her mask. Smash! Smash! Smash! It savagely pounds into it. It’s making progress, too. But after a few smashes, it looks a bit tired and confused. It’s eyes meet yours.

Some dust falls from the cave ceiling.


>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
>Take Keira and your pokemon and hide deeper in the cave
>Attack it while it’s confused. You need every advantage
>Stop! You’ll cause a cave in!
>Something else
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>>918391
>>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
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>>918391
>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
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>>918391
>>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
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>>918391
>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
Is there anyway we can prevent a cave in?
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>>918391
>Stop! You'll cause a cave in!
>Check on Keira, bring up the mask; promise not to look as she adds facepaint
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>>918391
>Stop! You’ll cause a cave in!

"You're too strong!"
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>>918391
>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
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>>918391
>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
Once it's out and we escape the inevitable cave in tell him that it was so amazing that we'll make it a lot of food, if he's interested.
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>>918318
>Go ahead and open it then. You’ll stay out of it’s way and watch
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>>918391
>>Cheer it on! Give it praise! It’s almost there!
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>>918411
Wrong vote, try again
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Reminder that we're cheering for a cave in with the trait: Bad luck.
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>>918391
>>Take Keira and your pokemon and hide deeper in the cave
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>>918391
>Take Keira and your pokemon and hide deeper in the cave

That was obviously outrage, and it's confused. We need to stay away from it for now.
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>>918416
The QM wouldn't do that, would she?
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>>918424
Robin's Eye
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>>918426
That was sarcasm.
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[Roll me some dice, please!]
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>918429
R-R-R-REV UP THAT 1!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>918429
praying
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>918427
the internet makes recognizing sarcasm hard ok?

>>918429
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>918429
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>918429
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>918429
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>918429
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>>918432
Oh thank goodness, top quarter at least.
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>>918429
The hell is wrong with her mouth?
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>>918445
Action lines for laughter?
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>>918445
Bad shading.
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“Wow! You’re so powerful!” You praise. “Amazing! You’re almost through!”

It looks at you in it’s exhaustion, then redoubles its efforts. Smash! Smash! Smash!

Keira keeps watching, but reaches a hand out to yours. She’s trembling. With the other hand, she makes a series of motions and mumbles under her mask. She looks like she’s performing a ritual.

Mace’s hearing thing on his face twitches with each smash. Bella holds your leg tightly.

It thrusts it’s heads in and pushes outwards, widening the hole. The final move is unleashing a powerful Tribeam the blows away more rock and rubble. He pushes through!

You, Keira, and your pokemon quickly follow. Cutiefly does too. You look back to the cave, and while it doesn’t collapse, you’re glad you’re out.

“You did it! Err, not that there was any doubt.” Keira says.

Hydreigon just stays there for a minute, ignoring everything, panting, and basking in the sun. It stretches it’s wings and looks back to you.


>Ask it to join you
>Wish it luck. You’re sure you’ll meet again
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
>Keep praising it. Really pile it on.
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>>918467
>>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918467
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
>Keep praising it. Really pile it on.
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>>918467
>>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918467
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918467
>Tribeam the blows
*that

>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
Say he earned it or somesuch.
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>>918467
>Keep praising it. Really pile it on.
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strenght. You can prepare great food
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>>918467
>Keep praising it. Really pile it on.
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918467
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918480
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>>918467
>Wish it luck. You’re sure you’ll meet again
>Squeeze Keira's hand, and try to avoid getting a boner
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>>918467
>Say it should stick with you until it regains its strength. You can prepare great food.
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>>918467
>Wish it luck. You’re sure you’ll meet again
>Keep praising it. Really pile it on.

"Wow! I'm really impressed! You're gonna really make an impression on everyone, aren't you?"
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>>918467
>>Wish it luck. You’re sure you’ll meet again
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>>918467
>>Wish it luck. You’re sure you’ll meet again
We cannot afford two endless stomachs.
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>>918498
He's only eating so much because he's totally malnourished.
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>>918498
If he does come with us, we can make it clear that we need his help beating up trainers for money to feed him.
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>>918480
This please. I don't want Jane to take him SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM
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“That was amazing! I’m really impressed. You’re going to make an impression on everyone, aren’t you?”

It holds it’s heads high. Of course he deserves this praise. He hides how worn down he is with a lot of effort.

“I think you earned a dinner on me. Why don’t you stick around and I’ll keep you fed while you recover?”

Keira gives you a look like you’re trying to invite a hurricane into your house.

The middle one seems to reject this idea and even the concept that it needs to recover, but the two on the sides seem to disagree. They want food.

They really want food! One starts getting really aggressive.

Keira quickly grabs a banana from her Tropius and tosses it over. Hydreigon gobbles it up, skin and all. The other side head nips off the end piece to eat for itself before it vanishes entirely.

“Yes. Prepare me a feast tonight. I’ll be back. I wish to fly.” Keira translates.

With that, he takes off into the sky.

Well, that’s a commitment. Cutiefly shakes it’s head at you.

Keira puts your hand on her heart. “Herb, you’re crazy! I’ve never felt so alive!” She laughs. “I was so scared. I’m not supposed to be afraid of death but I totally was.” There’s a bit of worry in her voice, but it’s mostly a strange sense of excitement.

“Yeah. I’m really glad the cave held out. I’m not usually that lucky for these sorts of things.”

“Of course! I cast a good luck charm!” She waggles the hand she used to do it at you.

Your pokedex starts buzzing. You pull it up and see a dozen text messages. “Where are you.” “Are you okay?” “We found Pichu, where are you?” It goes on like that.

Oh. Oops. You quickly type up a reply to tell Hana that you’re okay.

You get a reply. “Come to the gym.”


[That’s it for tonight. We’ll be running again on Saturday. Thanks for coming, everybody.]
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>>918521
I think it'd be pretty funny if she pulled him out to shock us and we greet him like an old friend
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>>918525
Thanks for running!

Time to blow our savings on a feast for the dragon.
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>>918525
Keira is cute. CUTE!

Thank for running, Gobble.
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>>918525
Thanks for running, Gobble.
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>>918525
>Cutiefly shakes it’s head at you.

What have we done?

Thanks gobble, have a good one
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>>918525
You're the best Gobble. Thanks!
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>>918525
Thanks for running gobble
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>>918525
I hope that tone from the text implies something good, and not something bad. The frankness makes me nervous.

Thanks for running!
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>>918525
Thanks for running Gobble as always


>relationship progress with Keira
>some progress made with Hydreigon
>Pichu found
All and all I say a good day
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>>918525
Thanks for running Gobble I appreciate the time you made for us. I think we've had time to bond with all the girls individually save for Valerie. What I most want is a hot blooded battle between men with Polu again and bro time. Jane is best girl, Totodile is best water type
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>>918541
Jane is a monster.

Totodile is acceptable.
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>>918527
>>918529
>>918535
>>918536
>>918537
>>918538
>>918540
>>918541
[Thanks! Keira has a lot of complicated thoughts about John right now. Mostly she thinks you're a lunatic, or some sort of magic pixie boy trope. She's also becoming suspicious. Maybe the warnings she got about mainlanders and their corrupting ways are true after all.Maybe she likes it a little. It's a small step in that direction right now but a significant one.]
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>>918543
wait what did we do to make her suspicious? I thought we were a perfect gentleman given the circumstances
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>>918542
She isn't a monster she is just conflicted, hurt, angry and wary. Much like the Hydreigon we just dealt with.
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>>918541
That's a funny way of saying Lanturn
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>>918543
How's Hana and Laki doing?

>>918546
never trust a boy who bargains with dark dragons.
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>>918542
She might or might not have had a hard life.
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>>918547
Hydreigon was almost starved to death with three heads arguing with each other.

Jane is just a bitch.
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>>918552
Jane may have had three heads and been starved and trapped in a cave too.

You never know.
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>>918552
Oh well, even if I can't get people to like Jane I can settle for Laki or Hana. Have some ace trainer I'm loving the design. I need to finish Sun, I haven't even done the first challenge.
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>>918551
Being Jane could potentially be suffering.
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>>918543
Well that just makes me want to do more of this sort of thing.
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>>918561
Being Kat was suffering. Overall she was a hell of a lot nicer person than Jane.
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>>918565
Or, hell, Hana.
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>>918567
Right and while I may not think Hana is best girl she didn't let a bad life make her a bitch.
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>>918565
It was a major plot point that, had things been a little different, Kat could have easily gone down a very dark path.
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>>918575
And she didn't. Good on her! Jane decided, "Nah I'mma be a cunt."
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>>918580
we can save her with the power of friendship
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>>918582
Why on earth should Herb waste his time and energy to befriend and chill her out?

She's one of those, "If you can't handle me at my best!" Chicks where her best is screaming at you and breaking your things, and her worst is trying to kill you.
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>>918580
You're deliberately ignoring the point that it was her falling in love with Robin that drove her to try to reform herself. We have no reason to believe that Jane has ever had any such person in her life.

Ironically enough, it would be completely out of out of character at this point for Herb to refuse to try to befriend her, making this a moot point.
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>>918587
I don't think she's that bad
I see her as that one kid who was trying to be all cool but ended up coming off as an asshole and rather than swallowing her pride and facing embarrassment she shifted the blame to Herb for everyone not liking her
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>>918594
It's very in-character for him to try, but after several failed attempts it would be perfectly reasonable to stop and move on.
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>>918598
>after several failed attempts
We got her to eat ice cream with us. That's undeniably progress.
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>>918600
So you'd think. I'd be willing to bet she was planning our murder the entire time.
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>>918596
She didn't come off as an asshole. She is an asshole. Every encounter we've been in with her she's been a prick and had a hair trigger.

The only reason her was able to go have ice cream with her is because he's in-humanly nice.

Any other person on the planet would have just started ignoring her or telling her to get fucked.
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>>918601
But it wouldn't be in-character for Herb to assume that, which is a major factor here.

You just (understandably) plain don't like her, and that's the long and short why you ardently oppose any attempt to connect with her.
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>>918609
Nah, I'm for us giving her another shot or two. I'd rather the spotlight be on absolutely anyone else though.
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>>918609
There is no reason for a person to try and pursue a relationship with someone like Jane after she's acted the way she has.
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>>918616
There's no reason to feed a dragon that just tried to kill you either, but it didn't stop us before.

Herb wants to help people, and anyone can see that Jane not only needs help, but that she is responsive (however slightly) to our attempts to connect with her, which is something you keep trying to brush off. We don't have to form a romantic relationship to become friends with her and help her work through her baggage.
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>>918626
The dragon in this particular instance is malnourished and Herb wants it as a pokemon. To pretend otherwise would be disingenuous.

Herb may like to help people but Jane doesn't have to be one of them. He doesn't have to help everybody I didn't bring up romantic anything because it's totally out of the question at this point in time. Some people don't need help, they're just ass holes. Example: Jane.

I'd appreciate it if we didn't have to hold Jane's hand and explain right and wrong and not over-reacting like a dip shit. Her baggage is exactly that. Hers. Not everybody has to be your friend and that's okay.

She should sort herself out. It's a waste of Herb's time and our time to deal with her.
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>>918643
>and Herb wants it as a pokemon
Some anons have said they wanted it but so far Herb is just helping because it needed help
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The Jane argument comes up just about every thread, and every time, someone brings up the same correct argument: Jane isn't a monster, but she's kind of a bitch. She's not irredeemable, and probably not even a bad person, but she doesn't treat Herb or his friends very well, and she's been outright hostile to the idea of becoming friends with any of them. Herb can be nice to her all he wants, but she has to want to be friends before any of that will work, and right now she doesn't want to be friends; the ball is in her court, and at a certain point it doesn't make any sense for Herb to keep trying to get her to open up if she's just going to keep being abrasive and hostile. This does not male her a bad character; it just means she's not going to become our friend until she decides on her own to stop defaulting to viewing us in a negative light.

Now can we please stop forgetting this every single thread? Other people have made this point better than I just did several, several times in other threads. Let's talk about Herb's awkward boners or something, as long as it's not the same argument again and again.
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>>918580
I've actually been thinking about this sort of thing a lot lately. I don't... think most people are really, intrinsically bad or good people. I think most people make good or bad decisions, and as long as you believe that people have free will, you have to believe they can change their patterns at any time.

Obviously, anyone who has tried to change themselves knows it's hard. But if you have choice, you can do it.

Herb's pretty in control of his emotions, and aware of his decisions. We give him that advantage. It allows him to keep from being quick to anger. Other characters don't have that advantage.

I think Jane can still make good choices.
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>>918654
The majority that voted to go get that dragon want it. Herb is the majority vote of anons.

>>918662
Of course she can still make good choices. The problem is she hasn't and it shouldn't be Herb's job to be her moral compass or in this case, "Don't be a cunt-o-meter."

Honestly I'm not sure she's made "Evil" choices. She's just a grade a bitch.

She has a tendency to blame everyone else for the negative results of her own actions.
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>>918660
Well I kind of want to talk about what our plan is for the feast. Do we even have the funds for it? I'd like to do a Kalua pig, but it sounds spendy.
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>>918677
Just won a gym battle we should have some dosh.
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>>918680
I thought he only gave us the badge and TM. I don't remember getting any dosh.
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>>918667
This argument is bothering people so this is the last I'll reply on this matter.

>It shouldn't be Herb's job to help her
Nothing's forcing us to help her, but that's not a reason to refuse to help her either, especially seeing as she's become slightly more receptive to us over time instead of walling us. Her being a bitch also loses a lot of its edge when you realize that she might have perfectly understandable reasons for ending up that way (a popular speculation being that she was in a gang and left it for whatever reason). There seems to be an interesting subplot there, and I'm not keen on passing it up just because she's been a bitch.

>>918677
We should have ample money to feed everyone, if we decide to prepare simpler foods instead. But honestly, I think everyone would chip in for a big feast with good food if we just asked.
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So I'm trying to catch female saladits and I finallyfind one and it calls for aid twice now and both times it call more females...
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>>918684
Does anyone remember the "stone soup" story? I'd like to do something like that eventually.
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>>918691
>offer to make some stone soup for the Hydreigon
>he's utterly fascinated by how we made a stone broth taste so good
>he becomes convinced that we are some sort of wizard
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>>918686
You're gonna get gangraped.
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>>918703
W-what?
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Seeing this pokemon quest brings back memories. Shame I never was able to play the 3ds pokemon games as I get headaches from the 3ds even when not using 3d mode.
Got bored and started playing gale of darkness and colloseum again.
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Can we all just agree on one thing

Hydreigon is a qt
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>>918684
We need to try and figure out what nature it was so we can prepare food of that flavor.
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I'm perfectly fine with how things are going at the moment, I don't want to catch hydreigon and I don't think Jane is a lost cause. I hope both at least warm up to Herb a little eventually.
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You know what I would like? We feed Hydreigon now and it remembers. Way later, it returns, now at its full potential, to challenge us. We beat it and it agrees to join us.
But way later, you know. Now it just doesn't seem fit.
Like Ash left Charizard after the first badge and retrieves it for the last.
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>>918911
Yeah, that could be neat. I'd be cool with that.
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>>918911
Cutiefly follows us so she can prove she is tough too?
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>>918911
Test
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>>919076
Sure. Why not, huh?
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>>919095
I just wanna make sure. Also it will mean we get another low food cost Pokemon to make up for Gobble being Gobble.
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What fucking level is this thing at? Deino doesn't even evolve into Zweilous until level 50.
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>>919191
He's at least level 64 to be fully evolved, which is ridiculous at this point.
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>>919191
>>919207
>Using levels
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>>919211
It's not Shadowrun, we don't use Karma.
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>>919212
I just mean that because levels hardly mean anything in the way Gobble runs things.
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>>919218
Gobble plays the levels very soft, but the general gist of where it is between 1 and 100 is still a viable rule of thumb for how dangerous something is.

We beat the Hydreigon up through sheer dumb luck, when, even malnourished, it could likely have outright killed us and our entire team if it felt like it.
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>>919247
Good point, but levels seem much more malleable.
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>>919256
It sticks to the anime type leveling scale. Even though a pokemon may or may not have beaten enough other pokemon to evolve, it will anyway if pushed to a certain point. Ash's Charmeleon, again, was one such pokemon. It most certainly did not beat enough pokemon to evolve, but it did because it got pissed at an Aerodactyl and needed to fly to beat it up.
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>>919334
So this could be a level 7 Hydreigon for all we know.
>>918525
>The middle one seems to reject this idea and even the concept that it needs to recover, but the two on the sides seem to disagree. They want food.
Uhh, the lore states that only the middle head is the actual head. The other two heads do not have brains and function as the middle's arm. I don't buy this for a minute you hack!
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>>919349
Presumably it wouldn't evolve if its abilities weren't generally at the level that it would evolve at. I guarantee that if we fight it again, it won't be ending nearly as well as it did the first time.

>other heads are brainless
This was brought up before, but gobble's sticking with this interpretation. Frankly, I like it better the way gobble's doing it.
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>>919349
Obviously this Hydreigon developed multiple personality disorder. Maybe all Hydriegon do. Or maybe Loahnan Hydriegon are different. When something seems off, I like to think of it as an opportunity for something interesting.
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So assuming we catch/befriend the Cutiefly and Hydriegon, we'll have 5 out of our 6 team members. What would be a good 6th, considering coverage?

We have the following types
>Grass
>Poison
>Rock
>Normal
>Fairy
>Bug
>Dark
>Dragon

Considering this, what pokemon would help fill in the gaps? Something that could deal with Ice types would be nice, though we could just get some fire moves
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>>919771
Whatever Pokemon we come across that wants to come with us.
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>>919771
ice is weak to rock isn't it? we have mace for that...
what about dealing with steel types? almost all of our types are resisted by steel.
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>>919861
double checking that... yeah every type we have except dark is resisted by steel or immune in the case of bella's poison.
of course we can learn moves that cover steel but still.
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>>919861
huh, I always thought rock type was weak to ice due to erosion or something

As for steel, Gobble knows a fighting move and Mace can learn some ground moves.

Looking at this, we actually have pretty good coverage. Good jobs guys
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>>919207
Nah, he just got SOS Summoned at some point.
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>>919771
Honestly, >>919779 has it right (and assuming we already have Hydreigon is a major leap) though there's nothing wrong with some theoretical discussion.

Ice is always a fantastic offensive element, though it's usually a poor pokemon element and better off as a move type.

Fire is similarly excellent for offensive typing, although less so than Ice, it doesn't have as many weaknesses as a pokemon type.

Either type would be pretty good for our team. Perhaps we could consider an alolan marowak, or an alolan sandslash.
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>>920000
These quads know what is up.
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>>920028
alolan marowak has 3 immunities with lightning rod plus ridiculous strength with a thick club. main reason he's OU right now if you care about such things....

now that I think about it, A-Marowak is a bunch of boner puns waiting to happen, could be fun.
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>>920028
>>920065
I can see a few problems with A-Marowak, but probably one of the more tame ghost alongside Drifloon and Misdreavous
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What does everyone want for the teasebin?
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>>920182
Keira rubbing her surprisingly pert and somewhat larger than expected but against Herb's dick
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>>920216
>Keira getting herself off by rubbing against sleeping herb

Hot.
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>>920182
>>920234
and Bella staring in horror/anger
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>>920216
*Butt

blegh
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>>920253
Bella shouldn't see that! She's too young!
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>>920318
She doesn't have to see anything under the blanket. Just awkward shifting and Keira making a funny face.
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>>920182
Herb thinking really hard about baseball.
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>>920318
>>920328
I'm actually surprised that Bella hasn't mouthed off to Keira telling her to back off.
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>>920390
She started last night. Herb just assumed she was sleepy and went to bed.
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>>920390
And even if she did, without Keira bringing it up, how would Herb or us even know? Maybe Keira really is moving in on papa.
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>>920421
>"Oh Bella, don't you worry. I'll be a better mommy than Laki could ever be. And your daddy is just so adorable! I just can't be without him! We'll be one big happy family!"
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I posted this late into last thread, but at this point I don't see the cutiefly leaving us, even if the Hydreigon decides to. As such, I propose we begin coming up with names for both it and Best Frying Pan, since its been out best way of catchidng pokemon. It was suggested last thread that we name the frying pan after Grandpa.

My personal suggestion for the cutiefly, depending on gender, is Lord/Lady Prof. Buzz von Brunerklein, the Dragon hunting expert.
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>>920450
The mental anguish will only improve the Worry Seed coffee

We'll make millions

and after Bella gets used to Keira, we marry her and have a loving relationship based on mutual respect and friendship
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>>920454
The frying pan should be named Peter.

I like the idea of a gentlemanly name for Cutiefly, maybe Layton? I'm sure we'll get the chance to know new pokes before we name them. If Keira's around, we can always get her to translate their chosen names for us.
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>>920497
1. You cheeky fuck, you get assorted butts for that pun.

2. I always imagined the cutiefly as being a vaguely disgruntled british butler type, so Layton works perfectly.
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>>920549
I think the Cutiefly is a girl though
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>>920580
We haven't got a chance to check
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>>920595
Gobble has been using the term she for it.
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I know Bella likes Laki, but I forget who our other Pokemon prefer, if its even been pointed out.
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>>920580
Miriam then, get her a little white bow/ maid headress
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>>920602
Gobble like whoever feeds him, Mace is ambivalent.
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>>920580
Yeah, but I suggested a Lord/Lady type thing. Maybe Claira would be a good name if it's a girl
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>>920606
This is better
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>>920602
I don't think Gobble and Mace care. Bella is the HerbxLaki shipper
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How will the others react when we tell them about our wet, naked night with Keira?
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>>920641
The first night after Bella hatched Mace and Gobble were said to not seem like they approved of how close we were sleeping to Laki. I don't think they have cannon ships though.
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>>920698
Laki will tease us, Hana will get really quiet, Jane would be upset at our impropriety, Polu would privately ask if any funny business happened, Val would worry about hypothermia.

Could make for a good lewdbin, getting to see everyone's imagined version of events.
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>>920698
Pulo: High fiving us and congratulating.

Laki: laughing her ass off

Valerie: blushing and trying to ignore the talk

Hana: excuses herself to the bathroom, masturbates furiously for 3 hours before coming back out and heading to bed at 4 pm, exhausted from her extended "girl time"
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>>920738
>Polu's had so little exposure in this quest that people are getting his name wrong almost 15 threads in
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>>920843
It's because everyone wants to bone a waifu and don't care about the others

Said truth about gobble quest
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>>920843
Don't worry, when he reveals himself as The Big Bad, he'll get plenty of exposure.

>>920866
>It's because everyone wants to bone a waifu and don't care about the others
>Said truth about gobble quest
>Sad truth about all quests
FTFY
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>>920866
I care about Polu, it just has turned out we don't have much overlapping interested after our fight.
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>>920843
Damn it. I thought it was Polu, but then I had been reading over one of the old threads and Gobble started calling him Pulo instead. At this point, he neets some character development so he can get past his identity crisis.
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>>920878
He isn't the big bad, he is a hero. Ready to take on any challenge for the islands with his bandanna and surf board.
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>>920900
Then let's rephrase it to Main Antagonist.
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>>920920
You mean secondary. Professor Palm is obviously the main antagonist.
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>>920950
>implying it won't be Valerie's parents
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>>920950
Don't you mean that one business guy who's friends with palm?
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>>920982
>implying it won't be the kid of Robin and Kat.
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>>920982
>implying that it wasn't US ALL A LOOOOONG
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>>920982
>falling for the obvious red herring
Its so obvious the big corp should be the bad guy, that it can't possibly be them.

>>920994
That's Val's dad.
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>>921001
Jane was right about Herb all along, and we didn't realize it. We just thought she was a crazy bitch who hated us for no reason.
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>>921021
Like I said before, we are a sleeper agent ready to destroy this region when the special phrase is said. Then the rest of the quest is "The Herb Identity"
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>>921021
>We thought we were fighting to stop some ancient end of the world prophecy.
>We were actually completing it.
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>>921021
>Fall asleep one night

>Wake up with every team leader's numbers on speeddial.
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>>921043
*every female team leader's number
ftfy
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>>921032
>Keira's elders cautioned her to be wary of outsiders
>She brushed it off without realizing they were trying to stop her from aiding Herb
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>>921043
>Turns out this was our plan all long
>all our mons are actually super evil/neutral
>quest is now evil Pokemon team leader quest
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>>921096
>the real hero has to battle all of our admins to find the secret to defeating us
>each admin/harem member has an ingredient
>cook off with the secret recipe
>have to make a better dish than Herb to sway the pokemon about to destroy the island
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>>921096
>Hydreigon was one of Herb's old pokemon that he hid away on the island for when the day came
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>>921021
What's our evil goal then?
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>>921162
To make coffee so good that it destroys society as we know it.

Thats why we had a vision in our dreams, it was a message programmed into our brains by our former self.
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>>921162
Taking over the island and industrializing it
So the exact opposite of that Militia force
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>>921235
No anon. We are going to do them all a favor. Fug wants us to turn it all the way back. All people have to go. It is actually Mewtwo and Violet manipulating us.
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>>921173
I am very, very satisfied that I got Satan trips when suggesting that coffee. I do wonder though, what would happen if worry seeds were planted in soil? Would they grow into a worry tree? Leech seeds seem to grow into little sprouts, but what about seed bomb? Seed flare? Bullet seed?

We need to dig a small plot in our backyard before we leave the island, plant a citrus berry and some worry seeds.
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>>921449
I don't think they have the energy to last that long. But worry seed coffee could work if we juice it somehow. Maybe Worry Seed on a Pokemon that traces Tropius's harvest ability.
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>>921505
Plants are able to gain energy through photosynthesis, anon.
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The seeds probably have a very short lifespan. Even if you planted them in perfect soil and gave them everything a plant needs it'd still die shortly after regardless.
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>>921627
Wait, which move are we talking about? I can see leech seeds burning fast and bright, but for the others I think we need to run an experiment to know.
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>>921627
"It is better to have tried and failed, than to have never tried at all"
>the first man to ever fail miserably at sucking his own dick.
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>>921732
We've all tried to make that magic happen. If we could, we'd never get anything done.
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>>921744
>they can't suck their own dicks

It's more work than you think, and frankly I don't consider it worth the trouble compared to just jerking off
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>>921978
At least you have the option.

>tfw lanky, unflexible skeleton
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>>921978
>He can suck his own dick
The fuck
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>>921978
You and your fucking removable spine should just go suck off in the corner. You may stay in the room, but only because its impressive you even admitted you can actually suck your own dick.
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>>921978
Did you train for that? Is there a guide you should follow? Do you need to start praying to the yoga gods? Asking for personal reasons.
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This might have already been answered, but I'm drawing a blank

Are Hana's prosthetics covered by fake skin, or are they like Adam Jenson's where they're human shaped but clearly mechanical?
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>>922461
Impression I've gotten is black carbon-fiber sort of shell but very human-like otherwise.
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>>922461
it is clearly mechanical. It is black with etched designs. However, there is a sort of smooth soft silicate covering over it that gives it a skinlike feel, and it can be mistaken for a glove or a sleeve at first glance. The issue with this is that there is little to no heat produced behind the cover, so it will always have a smooth, cool/cold feeling to it. This is most likely one of the main reasons behind Hana's intorverted behavior, and the reasoning behind her constant somewhat terrible sweater wearing habits that makes Herb feel sad inside.

Tldr: Hana has black plastic covering, and it makes her self conscious along with horrific burns.
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>>922594
I wonder if she has tactile feedback. Also what the power source is, are they removable, etc.
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>>922594
I move to get her a fancy dress with those super long gloves
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>>920234
throwing support behind this even if I am 7 hours late
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>>922707
Ugh, we need to have a gala episode. So many outfits, so many dances. Can't imagine there are a ton of opportunities in Loanah though. Maybe we can do doubles contests? That'd be a good reason to do some dancing.

I said this late last thread, but I want Herb and Val to tango. I want Laki/Jane to dip Herb. I want Keira to teach us local dance. I want Herb in a suit. The imagery of Hana in a ball gown just rekindles these desires.
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>>921978
Is that you Skinwalker? Where the fuck did you go?! We missed you in the last war against the Goons!
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>>923364
Sorry anon, swing and a miss. Everything you said went over my head.
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>>923973
I think he was trying to make a joke in RP terms, but messed up somewhat.
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>>923973
Also, good to see you decided to stick around, Dickman.
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>>924043
No, there's just this one guy in a game me and a bunch of guys on /k/ would play. And Skinny was semi-famous for being able to suck his own dick.
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>>924658
Sounds like /k/ was up to some interesting games.
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>>924704
Oddly enough, it was just a minor country simulator. It was terrible, broken, and fun because everyone hated each other.
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For those who haven't seen Gobble's Twitter, the tease bin is done.

Keira is adorable.
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>>925371
Thanks for the heads up bro
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>>925371
Kind of feel bad for her. Having SPIRITUAL BELIEFS advising you not fugg or fool around would be the worst.

And of course Herb is hung like an elephant. Why wouldn't he be? Unless Keira just has no sense of comparison, but Gobble implied otherwise.
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>>925389
Seems she's further up the slippery slope than Keira was though.

But that's going to be an awkward (and hilarious) conversation if they ever get to talking about sex.

I get the feeling Herb is going to die of embarrassment, but not because of the islander beliefs regarding big dicks.
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>>925409
*than Claire was.

Excuse me while I wake up properly.
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>>925389
Well we did roll rather well for it.
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>>925371
>oh my
Poor Keira. Corrupted by accident, and no relief in sight.
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>>925425
>29
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>>925431
Doesn't seem as if it's Catholicism-level sexual taboo though, just misconception and if I were to guess a certain level of fear, both spiritually based and the usual sort.

Nothing a frank discussion wouldn't clear up, so long as the person she talked to wasn't bent on giving her misleading information.
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>>925389
This probably explains why she was pondering whether her teachers were right about outsiders being corrupting influences on people.

>>925425
It was just a 29 though.
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>>925444
>>925463
>ignoring the d12 and girth roll
>forgetting we take best of 3
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>>925444
>29
>29 inches

There was also a more "official" rolls done.
>>917573 Length
>>917580 Girth
Needless to say John's Johnson is very impressive
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>>925371
I liked the little bits of lore in the lewds. Seems the natives have the same ideas about dicks as the greeks did, as well as some of the casualness about nudity(though that's fairly common in tropical regions)

wonder if the island's Olympics(sadly the international ones aren't) are like the ancient greeks
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>>925482
Good question.

I'd put it as a solid maybe.

And yeah, lore in lewds is a Good Thing.
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>>925469
I missed those posts.

Laki's amusement with us makes even more sense now. I mean, we did sleep next to her half-naked once. Presumably she got an eyeful, too. Maybe not to the same extent as Keira, but...
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>>925469
>>925511
With Bo3 we got a 93 on a general scale. Anyway you look at it Herb has small feet.
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>>925511
wait, when'd Herb sleep next to Laki?

only thing I can think of is when she was going for the golden combo, and I'm pretty sure John slept in his own bed
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>>925538
Best of 3 was 72, not 93.
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>>925555
The test was unrelated and someone just trying to figure out how to dice.
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>>925549
Thread five.


>You wake up [sic].

>You’re forcefully pushed in the other direction. “Woah! You mainlanders aren’t so uptight after all.” You look over and see Laki getting up. “But you’d better at least buy me a drink.”

>“I-I didn’t mean to-”

>“Relax, Soft Hands. Just bustin’ your balls.” She smirks down. “Speaking of, why did you sleep out here if you had a tent?”

>You look up at her confused. Slowly, your eyes fall to your shorts. You quickly curl up under the sound of her laughter.
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>>925593
oh yeah

well, that's 2/5ths2/6 if you include Polu of the waifus who've seen Herb's dick, who's next?

I vote Val, leave Hana for last. Better to hear it through the grapevine with her imagination
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>>925469
But.
Can he suck his own dick?

Poor Herb. He doesn't need to be the subject of Keira's sexual awakening. Not without being invited to the party. I know I wouldn't want to get felt up without my permission. That's creepy. (I would want to get felt up with my permission.)

I'm looking forwards to the mysticism dropping and Keira finding out that Herb is fundamentally a normal boy, if a bit on the polite and modest side. Somebody needs to talk to that girl about the normalcy of sexual urges. She is, after all, only human.
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[Soooo, turns out my dad got his car trapped in trapped in the snow because he had a beer shortage emergency. This will probably take awhile. It's looking unlikely that we'll have a thread tonight. Still an outside chance, but please don't wait up for me to get back.]
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>>925656
that sounds like a job for laki, but with val and hana listening in for shenanigans
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>>925371
>Keira slowly becoming addicted to our dong
>The bits of lore that we got with the lewd
>That sick character development and internal conflict

This was actually really nice, Gobble is a fucking genius.
We really need to work out though, put some meat on our bones. Dont like being seen as a little fuck boy by these islanders.
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>>925628
Even if it were something just a post long, reading the girls gossiping about Herb and Hana getting distracted sounds like it might be a good basis for a bin down the line.

>>925656
Yeah, someone needs to talk with Keira.

She doesn't deserve all that conflict and angst over something that when all is said and done is universal and natural.
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>>925673
Good luck.

Seriously, what the fuck is with this week and nothing going to plan?
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>>925673
Hope everything is safe! Stay warm out there.
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>>925673
Good luck with that, Gobble.
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>>925679
>don't like being seen as a little fuck boy
>being seen as
Anon, I...

>>925673
Think of it as an adventure. A really shitty one, but still an adventure.
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>>925673
Please be safe
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>>925673
>trapped in the snow because he had a beer shortage emergency
>beer
He deserves it. Should let him sit it out for a while, teach him a lesson.
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>>925656
>>925679
the obvious thing to do is become a gymnast/freerunner. Herb gets to reenact all his Tarzan fantasies in a real jungle, and gets to achieve every guy's dream

Herb needs to help civilize Keira, though the standard, time tested methods
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>>925704
Think of it as an adventure. A really shitty one, but still an adventure.

When has an adventure in fiction not been shitty for the characters involved somehow?
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>>925673
>trapped in the snow because he had a beer shortage emergency
Srs business.
Good luck with that. Keep yourself as warm as you can. Stay safe.
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*through
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>>925371
>sweet, gentle, innocent Herb has been robbed of his innocence and purity
FUCKING DELETE RAPIST KEIRA
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>>926035
Non canon lewd bin
He's still a virgin tho
Also means that most of the natives have smaller than average peens
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>>926078
or Herb is a total barbarian

in other news, I found a picture of Herb's face while he was "asleep"
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>>926087
>Implying John isn't actually the purest thing alive
>implying he wasn't dreaming about the cosmos and the meaning of life or some shit the entire time
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>>926190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me6UvkXgXjg
Herb's ultimate dream
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>>926190
>pure
>fucks girls in his sleep
sure buddy, keep telling yourself that
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>>926254
>was raped in his sleep
ftfy
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>>926254
>gets molested in his sleep
>not pure
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>>926304
>implying Herb didn't go for them oranges
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>>926334
>frog poster
What's next, you hate skub?
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>>926357
Go shove some of your beloved skub up your ass

Just like how Herb is gonna colonize dat native ass
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>>926377
Fuck you skub saved my life in viet fucking nam
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>>926395
probably needed the lube while you were committing your war crimes

hope you ended up like Lieutenant Dan, ya cunt

Skub factories should be burned and the recipe eliminated from the historical record
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random, thought... is pyukumuku mucus the pokemon equivalent of skub?
some people in alola use the mucus as a sunscreen/ skin cream apparently....
now that I think about it how would a pyukumuku perform in this quest...
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>>926417
>forest gump
No joke you just made me almost fucking cry
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>>926417
Look, I've done extensive research on skub, and I can assure you that most of the negative qualities attributed to it simply aren't true.

Look for the primary sources about many of the skub rumors passed around on anti-skub websites, and you'll realize that most of them are fabricated and only continue to be believed based on word of mouth instead of proper investigation.
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>>926490
that's what Big Skub wants you to think

Look at actual studies that weren't funded by them, you'll see the proof that Skub has dangerous effects on both physical and mental health
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>>926538
Well if you look at the Russian studies from 2011 you would find that skub stops globule warming and is an adhesive used to keep rockets together


Checkmate
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>>926538
Sir, I conducted two research studies myself on the matter of skub, specifically pertaining to the rumor about ass aneurysms, and found the correlation (+0.003) to be well beneath that needed to be significant on even a lenient 95% certainty hypothesis test.

Are you calling me a liar?
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>>926592
>using Russian studies as proof
have you seen their lab notes? A fucking intern fell into the skub tanks and was dissolved before anyone noticed he was missing. You want Russians in your Skub? These are the people you want studying and manufacturing your skub?

I am a proud American and will have no Russian influence in my life
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>>926652
You realize that skub was an American invention, right?
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>>926652
You want me to bust out some American sudies fuck boy?
STEPHEN FUCKING HAWKING MADE THE SKUB FORMULA
BILL GATES USES SKUB TO MAKE PCS
APPLE GOT THE IDEA FOR THE I PHONE FROM SKUB
WHEN HARVARD DID A STUDY ON SKUB THEY FOUND THAT SKUB IS THE KEY TO INSTANT INTERSTELLAR TRAVL
CHECK
FUCKING
MATE
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>>926757
and you realize that it's production has been outsourced to Russia and latin nations?

You haven't even researched the production of that liquid hitler! Enjoy your gyno and male pattern baldness

>>926628
Ass aneurysms come from use of skub in high humidity and sub 40 degree weather over 10 years. I doubt your study was long enough, considering we are just now starting to realize the horrible effects of Skub over time
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>>926840
Children from the ages of 4-10 who have been diagnosed with a terminal illness and have been treated with skub all have had their illness cured

All men who have faced the "negative side effects of skub" were diagnosed with a terminal illness and were predicted to only live an average of 21 years

All others have faced no side effects

The industry in Russia and Latin nations is from international skub producers BASED IN AMERICA
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>>926357
>>926377
>>926395
>>926417
>>926463
>>926468
>>926490
>>926538
>>926592
>>926628
>>926652
>>926757
>>926792
>>926840
>>926894

Take it to /skub/, boys.
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Looks like if we ever get an Alolan Grimer/Muk we're naming it "Skub".
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>>926894
Last response, its clear that you skub lovers are unwilling to see reason

>Children from the ages of 4-10 who have been diagnosed with a terminal illness and have been treated with skub all have had their illness cured
Independent research has shown that skub usage while pregnant causes irreversible skub addiction in the child. Thanks to many government programs(caused by skub lobbyists) promoting skub, these children have been staving off the effects of their addiction. With the rise of the internet, we have gotten to see the effects of a skub addict, raised since birth on it, when taken off their drug. The cabal of skub pushers have been giving addicts their drug to "cure" their terminal addiction
>All men who have faced the "negative side effects of skub" were diagnosed with a terminal illness and were predicted to only live an average of 21 years
Gee, wonder where that illness came from. Look at their mitochondria becoming unhooked, and studies on monkeys have found this is caused by skub being absorbed through hair follicles. These people will literally cook themselves due to skub
>All others have faced no side effects
not even gonna touch how silly this is, the effects are based on metabolism, smaller men are going to react faster, aka during the length of your "studies"
>The industry in Russia and Latin nations is from international skub producers BASED IN AMERICA
And skub factories are being shut down here, shipping our jobs overseas. We have never had less skub produced in America than now, despite demand staying roughly the same. We now import 60 percent of skub, with little control over the purity of it.
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>>926990
Don't you get it? This miracle plant is the main ingredient in Skub!
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>>926840
I have no idea how you managed to confirm that to be true when there haven't been any longitudinal studies on the matter of the ass aneurysms. I checked extensively during the planning period for the second study, and the only one being conducted at the time was an 8-year study that would be somewhere in its second year today.

Nothing about your assertions add up in any way.
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>>925721
>>925757
[Silly anon. What sort of native girl has a fantasy about being colonized?

Totally unrealistic and doesn't like up with my life experiences at all.]

[Sorry I missed today]

>>926990
[10,000 times yes]
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>>927023
thanks for the lewdbin Gobble

100% canon, right?
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>>927007
>independent studies
I'm just going to destroy your argument right there
All independent studies have all been traced back to a research facility in China which has also been trying to profit off of global warming and our economic collapse
So if you were a true American you would do these studies with out any funding of any kind,like I did

>Skub addicts

Holy shit that theory has higher autism amounts then vaccines causing autism I have actually never seen or heard that theory before

>metabolism
Same as above

>some how it's skubs fault for the jobs shipping out
Blame the Chinese for creating fake studies and conspiracies to destroy the Skub market

All in all you're a stupid motherfucka and should read a book
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Random question, but is there room for two Pokémon quests? I was thinking of a Team Rocket/Team Skull kinda thing
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>>927023
Oh hi gobble, did you want to get colonized by a powerful assertive American Kat analogue?

She'd chop your forest quick, you lumberjack you
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>>927083
[Yup!]

>>927177
[Yes! Pokemon is huge. There are so many ways to do a quest with it. Do it do it do it.]
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>>927177
do it

I think we've had like 5 pokemon quests going at once before
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>>927177
Don't let your memes be dreams. Go for it. If you link to it here I'd definitely give it a whirl.
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>>926990
I named my A-Muk Slick. Skub sounds good too.
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>>927177
go for it man, just make sure you actually have the time to run it regularly if it takes off, it always sucks when a cool quest dies in its infancy.
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>>927177
Do it, I always participate in the Mystery Dungeon one thats been going on
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>>927228
A Three Kingdoms Questfag here

I can agree with this, it's depressing when something never sees it's conclusion
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>>927229
Thats a fine amount of wall deleting antics right there.
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>>927177
I'd totally play a Team Skull quest, or a Team Rocket quest if it was faithful enough to the early gens.
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>>925371
>https://twitter.com/GobbleQM

You know I can just imagine Kiera expressing her concerns about Herb corrupting her to Laki and Laki just laughing.

"Herb? That Herb? Please, that guy wouldn't take advantage of a drunk whore offering a free roll in the hay. In fact he would probably take her home and give her his bed to sleep in so that she could wake up to a big breakfast in the morning."
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>>927498
This needs to happen now
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>>927498
She wouldn't exactly be wrong, either.

>>927023
Sounds like no one froze to death or got ran over by moose.
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>>927498
>>927537
Needs to happen right after Laki does exactly that. Just gets totally hammered and spends the night very overtly reaching into his pants.
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>>927554
That doesn't sound like Laki.

She'd pin him down first.
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>>927568
>"its so cute that you think your consent is a factor"
>passes out
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>>927568
Rapist Quest, starring Herb as the rapee.
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>>927554
>>927568
>>927572
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>>927588
Herb a little bit more confident than that. Taller too.
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>>927587
Well I mean according to the lewd bin Herb has already been raped once.

At least I assume unknowingly being used as a sex toy counts as rape.
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>>927865
Technically, rape requires penetration. It's still sexual assault, but from a legal standpoint she would be, at the harshest to her, charged with child molestation and tried as an adult. But it's Loahnah, so potentially maybe Herb could be tried as an adult for "corrupting clergy" or something. This sort of thing is pretty murky in the U.S. as is.

Socially, it's definitely kind of fucked up. A whole lot depends on if Herb finds out and how he feels about it. But if anyone can lay down boundaries without judgement, it's Herb.
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>>927588
I miss Laki "Bullying".
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>>927937
If it were me, I'd have to put it under the "super hot but also just a bit messed up" category and no one would be in trouble
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>>927568
>tries to pin us down
>hydreigon appears because he wants food
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>>928122
Hydreigon is probably going to be the most effective contraceptive ever.

Why?

Because he'll be the biggest cock-block going.

Probably knowingly and giving zero fucks about it, all the while finding the whole thing hilarious.

I mean, Gobble has the potential to do the same, but it's funnier with Hydreigon, because who'd be crazy enough to confront him over it.
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>>927498
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>>928298
Imagine Gobble as a Snorlax and Hydreigon doing it together. They're both hungry but have a mutual respect for each other because they are the only Pokémon who can eat as much for each. Both are starving and give ZERO fucks.
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>>928298
I'm hoping Cutiefly ships Keira and Herb

Every pokemon needs to have a favorite ship they push for
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>>928538
>>928538
Wouldn't be surprised with mace ends up shipping us with Hana and hydreigon probably wouldn't give a shit about what the peasents are doing
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>>928538
Please no.

It was cute at first, but getting every bonding scene ruined by one of the pokemon that don't ship it is going to get old really fast.
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>>928563
Yeah
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>>928563
Agreed, Pokemon can prefer to have others they prefer, but I think only Bella pushing for one thing is enough.
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I'm not a fan of Cutiefly or Hydreigon joining our team I wouldn't mind befreinding then I just want that Murkrow we met.
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>>927937
I think you could get her for sexually assault if not rape.

Not that I would.

>>928574
Yeah well one guy wanted a fire bug thing. We don't always get what we want.
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>>928574
Im pretty sure Hydreigon is way to powerful to be in our team anyway.
And i want to save a slot for in out team for if we ever run into a Mareanie. We will never lose a battle with a Mareanie on our team.
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>[Spoiler]Hydreigon starts shipping Bella with Herb[/spoiler]
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>>928631
>wanting Mareanie
Shit stallfag confirmed
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>>928632
>Cutiefly starts shipping Herb with Hydreigon
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>>928632
You put the arrow inside the spoilers
>No
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>>928631
>Mareanie
jesus Christ, all those resistances

That is a godly looking tank
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>>928643
It is the new standard for stall teams. Regen + Toxic + Recover + High Defenses. GF knew what they were doing, but they still made so many shitty new Pokemon comp wise.
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>>925371
>starts out cute and silly
>turns into rape

HERB IS NOT FOR LEWD
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>>928654
She even said so! She's talking about him corrupting her! But in reality she's the island temptress corrupting the pure missionary!

Herb must be kept Safe!
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>>928636
IT A LEGITIMATE TACTIC GOD DAMMIT.
Besides we need to balance out our team. They cant all be full force attackers man, we need some defense as well. Plus look how cute this thing is.

>>928643
And if we get one with Merciless then its game over for anyone that gets poisoned. My girl Mareanie is a fucking goddess.
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>>928659
>we need some defense
>3 out of 3 of our Pokemon have defensive stats as their highest stats
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>>928659
I'm with >>928662 You're just talking out of your ass to get one of your favorite mons.

We're never getting a Nidoking, why should I help you get your waifu?
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>>928656
>tfw you go out to colonize an island, but get colonized by the natives instead

>>928662
In case it isn't obvious, he just wants it because it's 20 tons of pure smogon.
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>>928659
God damn, where was this when we were playing Kat? It's like it was custom made for her style
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>>928673
It's Avatar all over again.
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>>928662
But we don't use them as defensive Pokemon.
Going balls to the wall with Focus Punch and Mega Drain has been fine so far thanks too our godlike rolls, but we need to think about actual strategy for the future.

>>928668
>>928673
Look buddies i'm just saying Mareanie is a great Pokemon that would be great on our team for those times when full offense is simply not enough. If you disagree then that's fine, im just making my case.
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>wanting a shitty cannibal legitimately poisonous toxic monster on the team
I'd much rather Herb get a Corsola. They're most beautiful creatures on the planet that must be protected.
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>>928685
We have had like 3 fights so far and movepools are still largely limited. Also Focus Punch was used to cause terrain bullshit which is a strategy in case you forgot. Stop shilling your stupid stallmon.
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>>928690
There is only room for one rock in my heart.
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>>928690
Corsola pls
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>>928685
But we have been using actual tactics
We've used focus punch to mess with terrain and we fucked over a gym leaders tactic using worry seed
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>>928697
I'm surprised there hasn't been an image made of a post complaining about Mareanie/Toxapex and it's a Corsola behind the keyboard
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>>928690
Corsola is shit and always will be.

>>928691
Your not wrong my friend but i still don't know why your so aggressively against Mareanie. Does playing the defensive long game really offend you that much.

>>928701
Fair enough.
Still think we should flesh out our playstyle a bit.
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>>928720
Mostly because in the games people that use the line are the people who would be willing to take games over 100 turns. Also we already have a poison type in Bella.
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>>928720
It's a lazy, one-strat-beats-all pokemon.

You don't need more than basic skill to win with it against most non-smogon teams, which is why you come off as a powergamer in pushing it so hard.
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>>928725
>>928742
Fair enough my friends, i doubt that having Mareanie would turn every battle into a war of attrition but i can understand your concern of power-gaming.
This still leaves the question of what Pokemon we would like to see in the party in the near future.
I personally would like to have a Jangmo-0 on the team.
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>>928763
I like him but honestly I would love a salamance
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>>928763
Maybe Keira knows where to find one of these
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>>928778
Yeah that would be a good one.
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Also Heracross
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>>928763
Gligar is my personal favorite, but >>928791
is my #2
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>>928763
If we do get a stall mon I want the purest most innocent wall of utility and mind games in existence
pyukumuku
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>>928804
I'd love a Gligar I love ground typesand johto mons I'd also love Golurk
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>>928791
Heracross is the ultimate brokemon
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>>928829
Ground type is best type.
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>>928829
i'd dig a gentle giant ancient Golurk
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>>928834
Bug type is best type
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Yo, but hold up, what about Zygarde.
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Wards and Rewards

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Quest
https://twitter.com/GobbleQM
Character info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz

General rules:

There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.

Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.

Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.

Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.

Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.

Pokemon:
Gobble (Munchlax) - Back at gym
Mace (Roggenrola)
Belladonna (Budew)

Badges: 1
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>>928843
A very region locked legendary

>>928846
Hype!
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>>928846
Yessssss
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>>928846
I'm very excited!
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>>928843
Doomed to never have its own game or plotline.
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>>928846
It's time
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The sky is bright and clear, and the rain gives everything a nice bright shine in the sunlight.

Keira carefully lifts a leaf made heavy from rainwater, lifts her mask as she faces away from you and drains it into her mouth.

You, Keira, your pokemon, and now Cutiefly are walking back to the gym. You feel like you Keira’s been acting weird all day, but can’t quite put your finger on it. You’d think it was your encounter in the cave, but she was a little off before that, too.

You decide not to worry about it. You haven’t known her that long. It’s probably nothing.

Keira translates what Cutiefly is telling you about it’s time in the cave. “She says that Hydreigon evolved down there. He attacked her when they first met. Dragon Pulse, Dragon Rage, Dragon Rush, nothing worked. He gave up and just tolerated her. She tried to gather him as much honey as possible, but it wasn’t enough.”

Cutiefly floats over Tropius and Bella. It seems to really like Keira the most though.

“So you didn’t know Hydreigon before the cave?”

It shakes it’s head.


>Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?
>Should we be worried about it being loose and hungry?
>Politely ask if it can give you some honey, too
>Forget questions, double-time it back to the gym. People are waiting.
>Something else
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>>928866
>Why did you help it if it was being so mean to you?
Herb has no problem with doing it, but most other creatures wouldn't help it as well.
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>>928866
>Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?
>Should we be worried about it being loose and hungry?
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>>928866
>>Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?
>>Should we be worried about it being loose and hungry?
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>>928866
>Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?
>Should we be worried about it being loose and hungry?
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>>928866
>Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?
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>>928866
>Other
That was very nice of you.
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Also, I was totally hoping it would be the touching story of a strange friendship between two companions who are utterly dissimilar, but would go to the ends of the earth for each other. :'^(
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>>928866
>>928895
This seems very Herb. So this.
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>>928895
This
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>>928866
>>928895
Seconded.
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>>928895
Sure, let's do this too.
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>>928895
I'll change my vote to this.
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>>928895
This guy knows what's up.
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>Why did you help it when it was mean to you

>All you fuckers want to help Jane
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>>928895
This
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>>928866
Adding >>928895

>>928920
Odds John has met someone as pure as him before?
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>>928866
>You feel like you Keira’s
that's a butt
>>928895
supporting
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>>928920
Wat
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>>928935
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>>928940
People are asking why a cutiefly would help the dragon who is a dickhead.

Jane is a dickhead and herb want's to help her because:...

It doesn't make sense that Herb would get stuck on Cutiefly helping someone who's mean. Because he's doing the same thing.
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>>928935
Holyshit that comic is amazing

>>928942
Pic related
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>>928935
i would have also accepted a punch line relating to his nature being jolly, not serious
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>>928949
IN THE FRICKIN' BAG NEBMAN
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>>928948
And what are the chances Herb has met someone so willing to help others?
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>>928968
I mean I'd assume his mother. Maybe one of his sisters?
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>>928948
It's Herb expressing interest in someone who might be one of the very few people like himself.
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“Why did you help it if it was so mean to you?”

Cutiefly looks at you. You feel like you two get each other, in a lot of ways. But you don’t want to assume.

“He needed a friend.” That’s as simple as it is.

You nod. That’s all that really needs to be said. “That was very nice of you.”

Cutiefly gives you a curious look, but erupts in joy.

“She likes it when she finds people or pokemon with nice attitudes.” Keira translates.

“But with Hydreigon hungry and loose, should we be worried?” Keira looks like she wants to know too. It didn’t occur to either of you before.

“Hydreigon made me a promise not to hurt any people or pokemon. He has a temper, but he’s a pokemon of his word. Sometimes I get worried about him. He wasn’t all that together when I found him. He attacked and lashed out for a long time, even after I started bringing honey. But he’s not bad. He just has a lot of stuff to work out.”

Wow. That’s way more in-depth than you ever expected. You’re not sure if Keira is adding to what Cutiefly is saying or not.

You see the gym in the distance. You’re almost there.


>Let’s go!
>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
>Something else
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly what it's going to do now
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>>928998
>Let’s go!
>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
if it has no plans
>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
Either way
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Say you'll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
She sees us in a good light, so there's not likely to be any harm in asking, and she can have some food too, regardless of her answer.
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>>928998
>>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
>>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
I'm not a fan of Cutiefly in general, but this one in particular is too much like Herb for us not to ask.
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
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>>928998
>>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
we need to ask Keira how to speak pokemon, if it's something anyone can learn, it'd be very useful for Herb
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>>928998
>>929020
I like this order of operations.
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>>928998
>>Let’s go!
>>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
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>>928998
>>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat

redid my vote
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat

If.. it wants to join us cool but it looks like he really needs to watch out for his friend.
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>>929040
>he
I bet you think Gobble is a guy too
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>>928998
>>Ask Cutiefly what it’s going to do now
>>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
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>>929020
I like this option.
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>>928998
Changing >>929010
to >>929020
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>>929028
that could be pretty neat
even if we can't fully learn we could at least try to get a general idea of what they are trying to say
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>>929028
that would be really useful. We'll have to remember to bring it up later
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>>928998
>Ask Cutiefly if it wants to join you
>Say you’ll prepare it some food today too. It deserves a treat
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“So what are you going to do now?”

Cutiefly ponders the question.

“She didn’t really think about that. Probably gather more honey.”

Cutiefly floats over and starts poking around Bella again. She looks uncomfortable at the violation of her personal space, and relieved when Cutiefly stop and goes to Tropius.

“Do...do you want to join me?”

Bella looks worried at the prospect.

Cutiefly looks at your badge. “No.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Keira puts a hand on your shoulder. “Cutiefly likes you but doesn’t want to battle.”

“Well, either way, I want to treat you to some food today. You earned it!” That’s true, but you also have a much more nefarious motive on top of that. The challenge of cooking for a new and mysterious palate!

Cutiefly looks thrilled at that prospect. Mace looks up at you with a question.

“You too. And Bella.”

Mace makes a determined noise.

You open the door and see the gym leader, his family, Pichu, Hana, Valerie, Laki, Polu, and the engineer.

“There they are!” Polu loudly greets. “We heard you guys went missing last night. Crazy storm, am I right?”

Laki and Valerie walk over. Hana follows. “Keira, Herb. How are you?”

Valerie is curiously look at Keira’s mask, but doesn’t want to look like she’s staring.

“Where’d you end up last night?” Laki asks.

Polu laughs as he gets inspected by Cutiefly.


>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Tell them all about your night, don’t leave out a detail
>Skim over it. With your luck, nobody will believe most of it anyway
>Try to talk Cutiefly into a battle. Show her why they’re nothing to worry about
>Ask the gym leader about Hana’s badge status
>Guys! There’s a big hungry dragon on the loose! Cutiefly says it's nothing to worry about but we should tell everyone like right now
>Something else
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>>929141
>>Tell them all about your night, don’t leave out a detail
time to see Hana's reaction
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>>929141
>Guys! There’s a big hungry dragon on the loose! Cutiefly says it's nothing to worry about but we should tell everyone like right now
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>>929141
>>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
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>>929141
>>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Tell Cutiefly she wouldn't have to battle if she doesn't want to
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>>929141
>Guys! There’s a big hungry dragon on the loose! Cutiefly says it's nothing to worry about but we should tell everyone like right now

But emphasizing that we need to start preparing the feast we promised, not that he's any danger. Cutiefly assured us he wasn't picking any fights.
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Hey Gobble there was a contest soon wasn't there?
Did we miss it?
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Tell Cutiefly she wouldn't have to battle if she doesn't want to
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Guys! There’s a big hungry dragon on the loose! Cutiefly says it's nothing to worry about but we should tell everyone like right now
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>>929141
Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Other
Really get awkward about the fact that we slept together
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Guys! There’s a big hungry dragon on the loose! Cutiefly says it's nothing to worry about but we should tell everyone like right nowhere
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>>929141
>>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
Oh well. She's made her decision, so lets respect it. There's nothing to stop us being friends.
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, don’t leave out a detail
hehehe
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
>Something else
>>What if cutiefly didn't have to battle?
I mean, we already agreed to keep Mace from evolving, we could simply keep cutiefly around as a friend and helper with good deeds
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>>929141
>>Tell them all about your night, don’t leave out a detail
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>>929187
I had thought about that too, but what would happen if we actually did come across a gabite or something? Cutiefly, typewise, would be the clear choice to protect us. Even if we're not an ace trainer, journeying means fights. I think the best we can do is plant some nice big flowers in our backyard for Cutie to enjoy.
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>>929141
Cutiefly wouldn't need to battle. Mace doesn't want to evolve and we're good with that. Heck, if Cutiefly doesn't want to battle, we probably wouldn't even need to put her in a pokeball. Cutieflies are tiny, I bet nobody would even notice it was ball-less.

I bet Laki would be a good trainer for a Hydreigon....
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>>929199
Or we could just use any of our other pokemon that aren't weak to what we are fighting. Just because you have a gun doesn't mean you need to use it.
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>>929205
We could always bring her along for contests.
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>>929201
thats a good point, we just want a friend, not a pokemon. We should ask it if it wants to accompany us on our journey instead of join us
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>>929210
>contestmon
That might actually appeal to her.

Even if it doesn't, there's no reason we can't be friends.
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>>929141
>Tell them all about your night, minus the naked part
If Cutiefly is up for it, we can just hangout for a bit, we don't need to catch her at all or anything.
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Gobble is kill
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>>929281
Ye
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Gobble is kill
Quest is kill
We all kill
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>>929281
use lewds to summon Gobble
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>>929300
Well if you think it will work...
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You tell them all about your night, minus the naked cuddling part. Gobble waddles over and hugs you while you tell the story. You lean down too try to lift him up, but just give up and hug him on the ground.

“So you left Mace out to try to flag down Hana so nobody worried, but called him over to help you at just the moment when Hana came by?“ Laki thinks you probably forgot to think about it and are making an excuse. Hana believes you without question.

“You fought a Hydreigon with a frying pan? And won?” Valerie seems skeptical, but Laki looks like she believes it.

“You and Keira spent the night together,” Laki leans in with a strangely smug, teasing look, “and nothing happened?” Hana seems skeptical, but Valerie seems to believe it.

“Hey! Valerie!” Keira’s voice cracks. “How did the contest go?”

“Delayed on account of rain. It’s happening this afternoon, though.” Valerie looks to you. “There’s an entrance fee, but you could still sign up for it, Herb.”

It’d take half the day and half your money, leaving things a little tight for the mal Hydreigon is expecting. You could still do it all if nothing gets in the way, though.

You still have a few things to take care of this morning, but the contest this afternoon sounds tempting. You doubt you could win at this short a notice, but you might learn something.


>Sure, you’ll enter the contest.
>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
>Something else
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>>929312
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
All the learning with not as much of the money cost!
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>>929312
>Sure, you’ll enter the contest.
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes
We can do each other's costumes. We might learn something from the experience.
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>>929312
>>Sure, you’ll enter the contest.
if we win, we might get prize money

>>929309
told you
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>>929312
>>Sure, you’ll enter the contest.
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>>929312
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
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>>929312
>You'll pass. You're not prepared at all
Besides, it's going to take a lot of time and money to prepare a large enough meal for everyone.
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>>929312
>you'll pass you're not prepared at all
>something else
I have to prepare a meal for the hydreigon when comes back and i need the time,sorry!
Also
>mal
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>>929312
>>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead

And then we could watch her to get an idea
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>>929312
>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
This.
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>>929312
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
Not a fan of contests, but I dont mind helping Val
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>>929312
>>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
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>>929312
>>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
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>>929312
>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
Next contest is top priority though

also, seems like all the girls believe different aspects of our story but no one believes all the right parts. if only they all knew the whole truth
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>>929312
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
We don't have time to prepare properly, you don't do something half-ass.
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>>929312
>>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
>>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead
I wouldn't mind getting into contests, but we have enough to prepare for today already.
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>>929312
>Offer to help Valerie with her routine and costumes instead

I
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>>929312
>>You’ll pass. You’re not prepared at all
We have a feast to prepare
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>>929319
Cute girls never fail to summon the lesbian lumberjack, they're her natural prey.
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Keira heads into the bathroom to work on her facepaint.

“That sounds fun, but with the short notice and other stuff I have to do today, I probably wouldn’t do all that well.” You say. Gobble looks disappointed. “But I can help you if you want.”

Valerie smiles. “Really? That would be splendid! I could use some help with this one dress. I want to make this one part look like a flower, but it pulls down another part because of the uneven weight and it’s all floppy looking.”

“Sure. We’ll figure it out.”

“Jonbuddai! Keira.” The gym leader gives her a respectful bow. “I’ve already given one of these to Hana and the others, but you deserve one too. You went to great lengths for Pichu.”

It’s a letter. You open it up and read it. It’s a letter of recognition for helping on the island.

“By itself it’s probably not enough to get a shard, but you keep it up and I’m sure you’ll have one soon. Officially I want to say that you shouldn’t stay out in a storm like that, even if you’re searching for a lost pokemon.” He glances over at his kid playing with Pichu. “Officially.”

“Thanks.” You carefully put it in your bag. Your hand brushes you badge.

He looks tired. He must have had his hands full at the power plant. In fact, juggling the gym, the power plant, and his growing family, he’s probably always running around.


>Hana found Pichu. Suggest she deserves a badge, too
>Comment on his busy life. Maybe he’s taking on too much
>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
>Welp, you have a lot to do today. Sorry for making everyone worry!
>Something else
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>>929432
>>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
suggest having a rematch tomorrow or something
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>>929432
>>Comment on his busy life. Maybe he’s taking on too much
We already know it's affecting his home life.
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>>929432
>>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
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>>929432
>>Comment on his busy life. Maybe he’s taking on too much
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>>929432
>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
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>>929432
>Comment on his busy life
>>929435
>ANTI SKUB
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
FUCKING COMIE
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>>929432
>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
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>>929447
:^)
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>>929432
Easy does it, don't just demand an apology; that might piss him off.

>Admit to him that we're uneasy about deserving the badge after he so thoroughly worked over Hana. If that was the level we were supposed to be fighting at, we don't think we would have been able to beat him.

Done this way, he has to admit that he either gave the badge to someone undeserving, or acknowledge that he messed up when he went full power on Hana, and he can't get angry at us for having doubts about our own capabilities.
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>>929432
>You think he owes Hana an apology for how he ended that match
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>>929432
>Comment on his busy life. Maybe he’s taking on too much
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>>929432
>>929478
I'm late, but this is exactly what I've been talking about.
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>>929478
>>929492
It isn't like Herb is gonna mouth the guy off.
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>>929497
They have a markedly different approach to the matter though. Just saying "I think you owe her an apology" can easily get his hackles up, but saying "I'm not sure I deserve it after what happened with her" makes it seem like less of an attack.
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>>929478
Supporting.
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“I think you owe Hana an apology.”

He stops looking over at his family. “Excuse me?”

“Bro?” Polu, who was just about to lean on you, steps back.

“It’s just, you ended that match so casually. Hana was doing her best and keeping one of your Pokemon always asleep. Her pokemon were trying their best, but you just went all out as soon as you wanted to wrap it up.” His eyes stay on you. “A-a-and it seemed disrespectful to walk away before your pokemon even pull off their moves like that. You didn’t do any of that with me and I don’t know how I deserve a badge and Hana doesn’t.” You put your hand on it, ready to give it up.

He looks at you for a moment, then Hana. She’s looking at the railing and breathing heavily. Everyone else is trying not to be the one that breaks the silence.

“Do you really believe that?”

“Yes. Sir.”

He sighs. He takes out Jolteon and Graveller, then leans down to them. “I’m sorry about how that match ended.” He tells them.

Graveler smiles. He doesn’t mind. Kalty stands back up and smiles back.

He watches you turn uncomfortable, then turns to Hana. “Hana. You lost. Badly. There is no chance that you'll ever earn a badge here the way you are. I shouldn't have let that farce of a battle go on as long as it did.”

Wait, what did he say? Hana looks on the verge of tears.

“But,” he leans down to her.


>No buts! Shut up! Take back your badge you jerk!
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
>Take Hana by the hand and leave. This is cruel.
>Challenge him to another battle right now.
>Something else
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>>929579
>No buts! Shut up! Take back your badge you jerk!

We're leaving. He can keep his stupid Pichu and his failing marriage.
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
We can still offer the badge back after hearing him out
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
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>>929579
>Wait and see where he's going with this
Pretty sure we won't be the only one chewing his ass out if he fails to cheer her up here.
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>>929579
>>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
If it doesnt go anywhere good then
>No buts! Shut up! Take back your badge you jerk!
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>>929579
>Wait to see were this is going
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>>929579
>throw the badge at his feet
>"If all Alolan gym leaders are like this, the league can go and stuff this you-know-where."
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>>929579
>Wait
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
If this doesn't get good fast
>No buts! Shut up! Take back your badge you jerk!
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.

There's got to be a good reason why this guy's a gym leader. Time to see it. We shouldnt strong arm Hana any more than we have. If he's an ass, we leave the badge, tell him Palm's expecting an apology, and fuck off.
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>>929591
>Alolan

Wrong region.
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>>929603
I forgot what the actual region's name is, and it's pretty much literally Alola anyway.
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>>929579
>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
Don't jump to conclusions. Wait to see what happens.
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>>929605
Loanah.
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>>929605
So is Hoenn, also it is in the filename every single OP.
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>>929612
>>929613
Right-o, lads.


It even sounds like Alola.
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>>929616
Well it was all decided before S&M were even announced. Soooo
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>>929623
I know, I was there when the first quest started and throughout it all. Doesn't change the fact that we are in not-not-hawaii. This shit is like rip-offception. No critique on Gobble, btw, it's great, but this is just a matter of fact.
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>>929312
>“You fought a Hydreigon with a frying pan? And won?” Valerie seems skeptical, but Laki looks like she believes it.
This single throw away comment completely confirms Laki is best girl. She isn't skeptical, she's not even impressed. She just takes it as matter of fact. Of course Herb could fight a Hydreigon with a frying pan.
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>>929630
I know man, Gamefreak is ripping off everything Gobble does. Psycho Mom Bad Guy, Talking Pokedex, Flutes are plot devices to be used right before the final battle.
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>>929633
>Having 7 brain cells is a desirable trait in women
Well at least you'll have choice out of around 3.5 billion of them.
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>>929634
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>>929634
Gobble actually works for game freak pokemon quests are now test beds for new ideas
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>>929635
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>>929635
Wew lad, Laki knows Herb can be a badass after the time he saved her from setting off a swarm of Zubat and possibly fighting off a Kabutops. She also saw us beat the shit out of Mankey when we first met.

>>929640
She did say she works on websites, must be running the official SM one.
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>>929634
At least we know they were taking notes on how to make a kick-ass pokemon game.
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>>929640
>More and more hints at lesbians in the games
>Age rating going up every generation
You know, I'm alright with this.
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>>929633
She's a good girl.

>>929635
How does that imply that she's an idiot? It means she knows Herb is a stand up guy who don't take nobodies shit.

If this is bait you have done well.
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>>929634
Dude they fucking gave away Gobbles to anyone who got the game.

The gift pokemon is a mucnhlax.
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>>929652
Don't forget all the quality female trainer designs.

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if a Game Freak employee were lurking in this very thread...
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>>929579
>>Wait to see where he’s going with this.
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>>929640
>>929644
[I wish I were working on the games. While I love the series, I have a lot of notes.

First note: Hoooooooly fucking shit goddamn take it easy on the cutscenes at the start. I know I'm a hypocrite considering how slow I started this quest, but still. Yeesh. Pace that shit.]
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>>929671
Oh man the first Island made me want to kill myself
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>>929671
Yeah, that start could just merge cutscenes or cut them in half. Second and Third island are the real highlights of the game.
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>>929661
Those designs are already GOAT. Always have been too. Pic related. Mai waifu.

>>929671
Yeah man, it totally kills replaying.
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>>929671
I actually didn't mind the first island that much. It really didn't feel much different than any other pokemon game's beginning. Just animated.
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>>929630
Just saw Moana yesterday. It seems like there's a lot of Hawaiian influence going around right now.
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>>929661
Officially they can't do that because letting employees get ideas from such things drags everything into the mire that is intellectual property law.

>>929671
>all dungeons are like 1-2 screens long
>victory road equivalent is just 3
>holds your hand all the fucking time
>LILLIE
>shit I do not see why she needs so many damn cutscenes about personal growth I thought I was the protagonist not her
I was seriously half expecting them to go the full mile and set up male protags with her as a canon pairing. Thankfully, that didn't happen.
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>>929723
The victory road is on the 4th island brotha.
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>>929671
Honestly the fucking unforgivable frame rate bullshit pissed me off far more than the cutscenes, considering that besides tutorial island 1, most of them at least tried to tell a story. The quality of which i found variable but still mildly endearing.
The framerates on the other hand, that shit is UNFORGIVABLE.
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>>929734
If Cutiefly doesn't wanna hang with us then there are lots more bugs to hug.
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Warning: do not hug your bug for extended periods of time.
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“You had a great strategy. You did. But you never committed to an attack, even when I was wide open. You weren’t trying to win, you were trying to not let your pokemon get hurt. Your pokemon wanted to take the offensive more, but you didn’t see that. It wasn’t a stall tactic like using toxic and defending, it was fear of getting hurt. If I’m wrong, tell me.”

She wipes a tear away. She still looks hurt. “No. You’re not wrong.”

“You have a lot of potential. But you have to accept that sometimes your pokemon are going to get hit or knocked out. Trust me, they’re okay with it. Take some time to train, work on that fear of yours, and come back and win.”

“O-okay.”

“I can’t hear you.”

“Okay.”

“Come on girl, say it like you mean it.”

“Fucking yes!” She covers her mouth again.

He laughs. “Herb. You did get a bit lucky, but you weren’t afraid to be decisive when it counted or make a mistake. And as much as I hate to admit it, you won perfectly fair and square. You have a lot to learn, but you do know what a battle entails.”

Laki puts you in a headlock. “He’s a warrior, this one.” She leans down to whisper. “Are you crazy or stupid?”

“Mph?-”

“Second guessing an honored elder in front of others?”

You don’t get a chance to answer. You see Jane in the back stepping forward. Where did she come from? Was she there the whole time, or did she just arrive?

“You can’t be serious. You caused a problem, solved it, and got a recommendation for recognition?”

“Jane.” The gym leader sighs, but his voice has a tone has a warning to it.

“Am I the only one who sees how convenient that is?” She marches right up to you, chest to chest. Her eyes bear into you. “Why do I get the feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of that on your journey?”

“Jane! That’s enough. Your help at the station is very appreciated. But if you continue questioning Jonbuddai’s contributions, or by proxy my judgement, I will take back my letter for you. Now, apologize.”

She glares at you more fiercely than Hydreigon ever could. She contorts her face and mumbles the quietest, quickest apology you’ve ever heard. You’re actually not even sure if she said the right words.


>Ask her to repeat herself. You couldn’t hear it
>No problem! All is forgiven
>Let it go. You have a contest to help Valerie with
>Ask Jane what she heard about Hydreigon
>Something else
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>>929770
>>No problem! All is forgiven
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven
All smiles :^)
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>>929770
>>No problem! All is forgiven
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>>929770
>none of this still explains his assholery. he should have called the battle
>no need to be mad at Jane, she just doesn't know any better.
>>
Playing catch up.

>>929312
>You lean down too try to
>too try to

>>929432
>Your hand brushes you badge
>you badge

>>929770
>has a tone has
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven
>>Let it go. You have a contest to help Valerie with


>That pic
what are you getting at, Gobble?
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven

If Hydreigon decides to come with us, we better keep Jane away from water.

She'll probably go right past salt and wind up pure sodium.
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven
>Ask Jane what she heard about Hydreigon

>Laki puts you in a headlock. “He’s a warrior, this one.”
Best.
Girl.
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven
She knows.
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>>929770
>>No problem! All is forgiven
WE are definitely Fairie typed. Woe betide whichever asshole make Herb switch from Seelie to Unseelie.
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>>929770
>>No problem! All is forgiven
>>Let it go. You have a contest to help Valerie with
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>>929770
>>Let it go. You have a contest to help Valerie with
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>>929792
Jane is kinda fucked up in the head about as much as Kat was.
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>>929770
>Let it go. You have a contest to help Valerie with
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>>929791
[Oh wow that's a lot]
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven.

Remember when Jane said she would have three badges by the time we got one?
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>>929810
Kat was way better adjusted. She could pretend to get along with people from the first thread, mostly.
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>>929791
[Let me know if I post any used ones]
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>>929817
>>929822
I don't mean to complain gobble, but do you have any... I dunno

Not almost loli pics?
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>>929791
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven
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>>929770
>no problem all is forgiven
>>929793
>we have a battle with Jane
>she rightfully thinks we're holding back
>says that she wants another match and for us to give it our all
>bust out hydreigon at the very start
>sweep her entire team with 1 hit
>she start crying and accuses us of cheating
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>>929832
>start
Meant starts
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>>929829
Wait!

We need to invite Jane to the feast we're cooking up, don't we?
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>>929832
I mean she does have a Hitmonlee

>>929838
We haven't gotten there yet.
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>>929799
I think Herb is pretty squarely seelie. Even the summer court can bring power down to bear, they just don't do so unprovoked.

Also, we should invite her to the feast tonight. Or ask for her help with it.

Would it be bad form to ask her which three badges she got?
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>>929845
If she had them, she would brag about them first chance she got. Asking is only likely to piss her off.
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>>929823
[Lots But no recent ones surprisingly. The latest fanart of butts is pretty little girl heavy]
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>>929853
Sadness, I mean

There isn't a lot of Olivia/Golfer girl/Anabelle butts?
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>>929864
>Olivia art
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>>929770
>No problem! All is forgiven.

>Ask about money for food. We have a massive, angry American who's coming to devour all of our burgers.
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>>929845
Yeah but Seelie fae can still do horrible fucking things to you all while smiling and laughing. For example making someone dance until their legs are bloody stumps and they're dying of thirst and hunger.
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>>929734
>>929749
I love this bug and hug it snugly!
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>>929749
This guy was an unexpected bro
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>>929853
cute scenes are good too
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>>929887
what's wrong with her shoulder?
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>>929871
>from Unova
>really is an American after all

>>929880
Read its pokedex entries. They don't seem to really agree with each other.
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>>929894
god damn it anon, I never noticed that

now I never wont
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>>929871
Wait a minute...
>from unova
>lives in not!hawai
He actually is a American
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>>929903
>Makes joke about Pokemon being American

>Turns out it's American after all
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gobble is kill
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“No problem!” You smile brightly. Cutiefly seems to react to that and look brighter, too.

"Great! We're all friends, now." The gym leader says as he pats you both on the back. He seems not to sincerely care about your little drama all that much. "Hana?”

“Yes?”

“I’ll do better next time.” Even you pick up the extra meaning in his tone.

Hana smiles. “Thanks for telling me how it is. Everyone’s always afraid to be hard on me.” She shrugs. “You know, from pity.” There’s still a lot of hurt in her voice, but her smile is genuine. “But this is better. Real.”

You, your friends and pokemon, and Jane start to leave.

“How come he treated me so differently?” Jane says bitterly to nobody in particular.

Laki gives her a sideways glance. “Don’t you get it? He figures Herb is an outsider and doesn’t know any better. But he sees you as a local. Moron.”

Jane stops in her tracks. You look back to her and see her eyes full of stars. She looks so...not angry. Happy, even. “I knew that, you dumb cow!”

“Yah huh. Eat my ass.” Laki returns casually. She looks to tired to have her heart into it, and Jane’s tone was pretty light, so you guess it’s more of a formality right now. “Welp.” Laki puts her hands behind her head. “Looks like everyone is accounted for. You get in a lot of trouble, Herb. Try to survive until tomorrow.” She starts walking off. “Good luck, Val. I’ll come watch when you’re on.”

Polu smacks you on the back. “I’ve got to go train too. Our rematch is going to be amazing, bro. My heart is racing just thinking about it."

Keira says she has some sort of purity ritual to do. Cutiefly follows Keira.

Hana fidgets her fingers on hearing that and gives you a strange look. “I should go rest and recharge.” She looks at you in the eyes, which is a little unusual for her. “Thanks for sticking up for me, Herb.”

Hana runs away surprisingly fast.

Val is busy feeding something to her Lillipup a short distance away. You’ll get to helping her in a second, but your attention falls to Jane at the moment. She’s still spacing out.


>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
>Ask what badges she won.
>Say goodbye and go to Val. Let’s get started
>Something else
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>>929971
>>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
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>>929971
>“Yah huh. Eat my ass.”
next lewdbin?

>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
>Ask what badges she won.
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>>929971
>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.

I'm alright with Cutiefly following Keira.
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>>929971
>Say goodbye and go to Val. Let’s get started

Even Jane needs to have a good day occasionally.
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>>929971
>>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
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>>929971
>>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
>>Say goodbye and go to Val. Let’s get started
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>>929971
>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>Ask what badges she won.
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>>929971
>Cutiefly seems to react to that and look brighter
*looks

>to tired
*too

>Say goodbye and go to Val. Let’s get started
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>>929971
>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
>Ask what badges she won.

Let's treat everyone!
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>>929971
>>Say goodbye and go to Val. Let’s get started
We don't want to crowd Hydreigon tonight. Better to keep dinner to a few people.
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>>929971
>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
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>>929971
>>929976
Can we not ask about badges
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[When I first started with buttposting for mistakes, I thought it would motivate me to check grammar and spelling. I thought I'd run out of butts and be motivated to get my shit together. Instead I just have gigs of pictures.]
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>>929971
>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>Invite Jane to dinner tonight
Time to get the food and start cooking.
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>>929971
>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
>>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
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>>929971
>Invite Jane to dinner tonight.
>Ask what badge she's going for next.

We got a badge, just like she said we could!
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>>929971
>>Wait! Call everyone back and invite them to a big dinner tonight.
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>>930005
Gobble at this point you make mistakes on purpose. You know you do.
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>>930005
Come on now, there's no way those butts don't motivate you to improve.
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“Jane, do you want to go to dinner tonight?”

“What?” She snaps out of her happy daze. “What! Why?” Her eyes narrow. “First you go missing in the storm with a priestess, get a reward for it somehow, make me apologize in front of everyone, and you want a date? Is this some strange power play? You think you’re going to seduce me or something?” She laughs condescendingly. “Alright. I’ll play your little ga-”

You’re already shouting to the others to wait up. They quickly come back and you invite them all to dinner tonight.

“You sure, bro? You’ve put a lot into feeding everyone already.”

Well, it is hurting your wallet. Feeding that huge dragon and everyone else is going to take almost everything you have. At least, if you want to use the better ingredients, which obviously you do.

“Tell you what, Herb. I’ll pay for everything after you help me with the contest.” Valerie offers.

You refuse a few times, but she insists.

With that settles, everyone, even Jane, agrees to meet at that Hydreigon spot tonight.

You’re a bit worried about freaking it out, but maybe a fun atmosphere is exactly what it needs.

You hope.

Valerie takes you to a small boat on the docks. It must be hers, because she comes out in her contest dress, Lillipup and another pokemon she caught, Pikipek come out. She explains she has a dance routine and performs it.

It’s...pretty good. A little restrained and classical, though. And you see what she means about that fake flower on her dress.

“What do you think, Herb? Be brutal.”


>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
>You can sew up some nicer costumes for her pokemon, but it’ll take all your time before the contest
>Honestly, you hate that dress. It needs to go. Let’s go find something else
>Something else
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>>930147
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
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>>930147
>>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
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>>930147
>>Honestly, you hate that dress. It needs to go. Let’s go find something else
play to our strengths
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>>930147
>Honestly, you hate that dress. It needs to go. Let’s go find something else
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>>930147

>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
>You can sew up some nicer costumes for her pokemon, but it’ll take all your time before the contest
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>>930147
>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>Fix or lose the flower
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>>930147
>You can sew up some nicer costumes for her pokemon, but it’ll take all your time before the contest
>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it

Ask if she has any worries about her costume as well.
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>>930147
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
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>>930169
>>930174
We still need to cook for Hydreigon
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>>930147
>>930174
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>>930147
>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it

The point we should make is that she should go all-in on whatever style/theme she picks.
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>>930147
>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>She should loosen up a bit. Lose the flower and really move it
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>>930147
>She has a nice voice. If she’s going to not do strenuous moves, she should sing, too.
>Honestly, you hate that dress. It needs to go. Let’s go find something else
And honestly, whatever happens, DON'T spend our time sewing costumes. We made a promise and I will see to that it is kept.
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>>930235
the contest is in the afternoon
Hydreigon wont be back till dinner
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>>930147
>With that settles
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>>930254
We are making a massive feast.
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>>930267
that still leaves us plenty of time to get it done
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>>930278
Cooking that much food is gonna take awhile.
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>>930283
that's a good butt
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>>930284
yes but i doubt the contest will take longer than an hour so if we get started right after we will still have hours to get everything ready
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>>930301
dog shows are like crappy pokemon contests, and they last a long time
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>>930301
You don't cook often yourself, don't you?
Preparing food right takes lots of time. And it should, since we have to impress a massive three-headed dragon with a massive attitude But Jane aside, it will take quite some time to cook for Hydreigon alone.
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>>930315
i'm a cook by profession mate
if the contest ends by 2 when can have everything ready well before 7
i do this shit every day
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>>930321
The contest starts in the afternoon, no way it will be over by 2.
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>>930321
We're talking about proper food from base ingredients here, not flipping burgers.
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>>930343
I mean pro chefs with a fully equipped kitchen can make shit quickly. Sadly Herb has neither the training or the tools to do such.
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>>930343
I do caterings and work in a restaurants
I've got to much pride to work in the fast food industry
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“Hmmm.” You circle her. The skinny, rich, proper blonde keeps her pose as you evaluate.

It’s terrible, isn’t it?” She relaxes her body.

“No. No no no. You’ve just got to loosen up a bit. Like what you’re doing right now. This pose is perfect.”

“This?” She stiffens up her pose.

“No.” You come around and put your hand on her shoulder. “Relax.” This dress wasn’t meant for that sort of thing.

“But if I do, the flower droops even more. If I move, it flops all over.” She sighs. “The flower was a mistake.”

You agree. You grab the flower and rip it off her dress in a swift motion. She gasps. You were already spotting the poor stitching keeping it in place and if she wants it back it’ll take you two seconds. You don’t know much, but you do know how to make the clothes you’re wearing work for you. You keep your hand on her shoulder and rub it a little. “Just relax. Remember how you felt when you bought this dress? You probably weren’t all stiff then. You were probably relaxed and having fun, right?”

She makes an affirmative noise. Her shoulders start to slink a bit. You start becoming keenly aware that you’re touching the back of a very pretty girl’s bra. She lets out a guttural noise as you massage.

“You’ve got a nice voice. You should sing, too.”

She stiffens right up. “Oh no. Herb, I can’t do that in front of a crowd! And how can I see and move even more at the same time.”

“You could do one, then the other. That song you use has a nice intro. You can sing over it, then start the dance routine. We can take what you have and put a little more hip movement into it. Really get you moving. Your dress will flow and follow and it’ll look fantastic.”

She pauses. “That’s... that’s actually a really good idea. But I don’t know how to move my hips.” She laughs. “That’s why I was doing it that way. I’m much too self-conscious. And I can’t keep track of all those moves.”

Hmm. One thing you really noticed is that Lillipup is a fantastic dancer.


>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed (will require a roll for embarrassment)
>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
>Get Lillipup dancing instead. Valerie can just follow Lillipup’s lead
>Something else
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>>930382
>>Get Lillipup dancing instead. Valerie can just follow Lillipup’s lead
>>
>>930382
>>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
We have to at least do one contest for Gobble's sake....
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>>930382
>gobble can show you! You'll do great
We really need to make that food
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>>930382
>It’s terrible, isn’t it?”
Missed a quotation mark.

>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
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>>930382
>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
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>>930382
>Get Lillipup dancing instead. Valerie can just follow Lillipup’s lead
It's supposed to be mainly about the pokemon anyways, right?
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>>930382
>>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed (will require a roll for embarrassment)
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>>930382
>>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
>>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
>>Get Lillipup dancing instead. Valerie can just follow Lillipup’s lead
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>>930382
>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
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>>930382
>Gobble can show you! You'll do great
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>>930382
>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
If that doesn't work
>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
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>>930382
>It’s terrible, isn’t it?”
Needs an opening "
>And how can I see and move even more at the same time.”
'can I sing' and a question mark at the end, I think?”

>>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed (will require a roll for embarrassment)
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>>930382
>Get Lillipup dancing instead. Valerie can just follow Lillipup’s lead
>Gobble can show you! You’ll do great
>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed (will require a roll for embarrassment)

Get everybody dancing! It's easier to let loose in a crowd, when it doesn't feel like everyone's eyes are on you.

She'll need to get used to it though. On stage and all.
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>>930382
>Train her to move her hips like you would a pokemon. Time’s short and she needs help now (also roll)
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>>930410
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>>930416
Now that's what I'm talking about
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>>930410
>'can I sing' and a question mark at the end, I think?”
[Yeah my bad]
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>>930416
Now da's good booty.
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>>930382
>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed
>Gobble can show you! You'll do great
>>
>>930382
>Shake your booty. Get her laughing and relaxed (will require a roll for embarrassment)
>>
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“Gobble can show you.” You throw his pokeball. “He really likes to dance. We even trained on it.”

Gobble appears in a ball of light.

“Hey Gobble. Remember how you were dancing before? Can you show Valerie?”

He shuffles into position, but doesn’t quite look right.

“Come on Gobble, you can do it!”

Gobble puts up his arms and starts swinging his hips. He moves like a belly dancing, despite his awkward shape.

Valerie puts her arms up a bit and tries to follow. You watch her hips sway along with Gobble’s. It’s taking her awhile to get it, but just by watching and assuming there are hot blooded men judging, she definitely won’t come in last place. Still. Something isn’t quote right.

Gobble’s stomach growls.

Oh man! You haven’t fed Gobble in awhile. You keep promising him food but you haven’t stopped to actually make something up.

He looks fed up with being unfed.


>Ask Gobble to power through. Time is short and you promise you’ll really make it up to him
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.
>There’s a coconut tree over there. Maybe you can get some down by yourself
>Something else
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.

No coconut trees.
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.
>>
>>930529
>There’s a coconut tree over there. Maybe you can get some down by yourself
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>>930529
>>There’s a coconut tree over there. Maybe you can get some down by yourself
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>>930529
>There’s a coconut tree over there. Maybe you can get some down by yourself

Desperate times and all that. We need him fed so he can show Valerie how to unlock her sex appeal the way only a Munchlax can.
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>>930529
>Something else

Ask Val if there's anything on the boat you can grab for Gibbs to eat.
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.
>Ask Gobble to power through. Time is short and you'll really make it up to him.
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going
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>>930545
This is actually pretty reasonable. Surely she has something minor in there.
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>>930529
>Try to catch something with your old rod quickly, enough to keep him going.

Don't really trust coconut trees after last time.

Also do we still have any Sitrus Berries left or did they get eaten up? Cause that could serve as a last resort if we have no luck otherwise.
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[Roll!]
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>930586
HEAVEN OR HELL, TIME TO FISH
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>930586
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>930586
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>930586
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>930586
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>>930591
>>930592
>>930593
>>930595
What does it m-
>>930597
Oh
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>>930597
!!!!!!!!!!
IS IT FIRST TO 5!!?
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>>930597
It's best of three isn't it?
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>>930597
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>>930602
>>930610
>>930612
The only time Gobble ever did more than Bo3 was when Kat fluted like a mother fucker almost every time she could, granted that 4th flute die caused so much shit.
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>>930597
at least you tried
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>>930602
No.

But the fact that the first 5 were all 30s, means that its a What The Hell type situation. RNGesus and Kek throw these at DMs to see what type of man/manling they are.
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>>930592
>>930593
>>930595
>>930597
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>>930617
I mean we did get dubs with the dice.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>930617
The dice don't hate Gobble do they?
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>>930626
Its best not to question the dice. The dice don't like questions. It distracts them from the important things, like eating souls of the damned, or jerking off
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>>930529
>like a belly dancing

>isn’t quote right
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>>930558
Ah well. Can't fault people for choosing interesting over reasonable.
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“Keep going. I’ll get you some food, okay?” Time is tight. You’ll just catch a scrumptious fish and Gobble will be happy.

Valerie and Gobble keep doing what they’re doing. Valerie looks uncertain about it, but figures you know what you’re doing.

You take out your rod and cast. Come on, come on. You just need one big juicy fish.

Ah! The rod wiggles! You pull. Come on, be something tasty! Please! You pull with all your might and up it comes!

A pokemon! A little round blue one. Poli...something Polygon? No, that’s that other one. Poliwang?

“Herb! You’re not going to eat that poor pokemon, are you?”

“What? No. I just wanted a regular fish. I-”

A Water Gun hits you right in the face and makes you drop your rod. The small pokemon makes an angry noise and moves to attack again. It sprays down Lillipup this time.


>Gobble! Go!
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.
>Everyone, run away!
>Throw out a different pokemon
>Something else
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>>930701
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.
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>>930701
>>Throw out a different pokemon
Bella
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>>930701
>>Throw out a different pokemon
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>>930701
>I just wanted a regular fish
those exist?
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>>930701
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.

Just because I love the visual. Bella would be the better idea, but come on.
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>>930701
>>930709
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>>930701
>Throw out a different pokemon
Bella!
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>>930701
>Throw out a different pokemon
Belladonna. This Poliwag is about to learn some fucking manners
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>>930658
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>>930701
>Throw out a different pokemon
Bella

>>930713
Gobble said earlier yeah.
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>>930701
>Time to serve up some poliwag
>Throw out bella
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>>930701
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.
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>>930701
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.
It even has a convenient target to kick.
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>>930701
>We don’t have time for this. Run up and punt it away.
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>>930701
>We don't have time for this. Tell it to leave, firmly.

If that doesn't work
>Send out Bella
We don't want Cutiefly getting upset with us being mean, but we can't afford to waste time with a battle if we can avoid it.
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>>930701
>Throw out a different pokemon

Let Bella take care of it.
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>>930731
this
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>>930731
This, maybe with an apology for the trouble.
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>>930731
This is fair; running up and punting would backfire with Cutiefly as well as Valerie (even if it did attack her pokemon)
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>>930701
>>Throw out a different pokemon
Bella
I love Poliwag.
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>>930701
>Throw out a different pokemon
Bella.

She ought to evolve soon anyway, might as well give her the training.
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>>930731
>Being mean
>It just hit us with water gun.

Pokemon fight constantly.
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“Lillipup!” Valerie yells.

Oh man, you’re making a mess of things. You’ve got to get a handle on this, quick.

“Go, Belladonna!”

Belladonna appears in a nearly invisible flash due to the bright sun. She makes an angry, high pitched noise.

“Bella! I need your help to fight off that pokemon!”


>Absorb, it’s not as strong, but it is quick
>Pin Missile. Maybe you can convince it to go away, the pointy way!
>Growth, get strong in the sun
>Stun Spore, try to one shot it
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
>Worry Seed, practice it
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>>930744
Yeah, but we would just run up and kick it. Thats like, the opposite of what Herb's all about. Hes a friendship guy, he would much rather talk his way out than fight. He is capable of both though, and it's best to remember that, but it's always better to play a friendly character as though every other person in the game is a swell guy, especially enemies.
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>>930765
>>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
>>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
>>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
>Mega Drain, Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
>Stun Spore, One shot it.

Might as well.
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go


>>930767
Bullshit. We pelted Bella's first opponent with rocks.
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go

I can't imagine one mega drain will take all that long.
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>>930779
That was trying to stop projectiles, Bella was a baby, and it stole food.
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930765
Be sure to apologize to it for the trouble afterwards; we were pretty much the ones who started this fight.
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
>>
Anyone want to catch it? I mean I wanted a Totodile but I wouldn't mind a Poliwag.
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>>930787
Wild animal steals food. Retreat? No better pelt it with rocks.
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>>930765
>Mega Drain. Try to take it out in one go
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>>930792
I think as far as water types go it's pretty boring so i'll pass on that.
Araquanid or nothing
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>>930792
Eh. Politoad/wrath don't really do much for me. Plus it doesn't seem our style to just catch a pokemon without asking.
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>>930792
Honestly i say pass
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>>930792
I like Poliwrath and Politoad, but Herb doesn't strike me as the type to catch a Pokemon he doesn't sit and talk with first.

>>930795
It stole our whole bag of food and that was only because Bella was a fucking newborn.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

[Roll em!]
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>930809
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>930809
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>930809
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>930809
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>930809
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>930809
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>>930815
Oh thank goodness we're getting a bit of our mojo back.
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>>930824
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>>930792
I like Poliwrathand want to stick with our armless theme, but we probably shouldn't catch it.

hold out for a totodile buddy, we'll have to go to a swamp some day
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>>930829
>Armless
>Gobble
>Bella (soon)
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>>930866
2 of 3 is a majority anon

our pokemon have an average of .6 arms each
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It tries to use Hypnosis, but Bella isn’t falling for it.

“Bella! Take it out with Mega Drain!”

Bella leans forward and pulls the very life essence from her opponent. It’s not amazing, but it does the job. Poli...thing stumbles backwards and falls over. It starts slowly pushing itself to the edge of the dock to get away. You guess Bella’s getting a lot stronger.

Bella makes an aggressive noise at it as it crawls.

You turn to Valerie and your exhausted Gobble.

“Look, Herb, I appreciate the thought, but this has gotten messier than I hoped. I have to dry off Lillipup. Why don’t you umm, go get that meal ready for tonight. I’ll still cover it.” She offers you a big wad of money.


>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
>Wait. There’s one more thing you can help with (write-in)
>Wait, you’ll at least escort her to the contest location
>Go to the contest and cheer for her
>Try to catch that pokemon
>Something else
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
Okay bye
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>>930883
>>Wait, you’ll at least escort her to the contest location
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>>930883
>>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
>Go to the contest and cheer for her
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>>930883
We fucked up.

>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
We need to put extra effort into the food to make up for this.
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>>930883
>>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
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>>930883
>>Wait, you’ll at least escort her to the contest location
>>Go to the contest and cheer for her
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>>930883
>Nice work, Belladonna
>Wait, you'll at least escort her to the contest location
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
>Something else

"Relax and have fun! You're doing this because you want to, after all."
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.

This didn't go as planned.

Tactical withdrawal is the smart option here.
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>>930883
>>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
Herb is bad luck to be around. Besides, last time we cheered someone on they got crushed, a baby pokemon went missing and we got trapped out in a storm.
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.

Sad time
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.
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>>930883
>Okay. Thanks. Sorry.

FeelsBadMan
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“Sure. Thanks.” You look down. “Sorry.” You start walking away. You feel like a world class failure. You want to salvage it somehow. At least go out on a high note. You turn around “Relax and have fun! You're doing this because you want to, after all."

“Huh, what?” She isn’t looking. She’s getting water out of Lillipup’s hair. “Oh. Yeah sure. Thanks.”

You sigh and leave. Bella and Gobble follow. You hear the Polithing plop back into the water and turn to watch it swim away.

“You did a good job, Belladonna You too, Gobble.” You want to make sure they know your mood isn’t their fault.

Well, the least you can do now is make a great meal. You have a lot of work ahead of you there. You’re not far from home. You can use the kitchen there. But first, you should pick up some ingredients.

You just sort of shop on autopilot, picking up this and that. You grab some food that’s ready to eat to give to Gobble The bags are heavier than you expected and make for a really good workout by the time you get to the house.

Huh. Looks like everyone is out.

“Hey twerp.”

“Gah!” You leap.

Your big sister walks past you and opens the fridge. “Back again? Your journey going okay?” She starts eating one of the apples you bought.


>Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
>Ask for help making food
>You messed up for a friend and feel awful
>You’re under pressure. You have a lot to do on a short timeline
>You’re doing okay. Adventures have ups and downs
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>>931005
>>Ask for help making food
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>>931005
>You’re doing okay. Adventures have ups and downs
>Ask for help making food
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>>931005
>>Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
>Ask for help making food
we need a sues chef
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>>931005
>>Ask for help making food
>Introduce her to our mon
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>>931005
>You messed up for a friend and feel awful
>You’re under pressure. You have a lot to do on a short timeline

She's going on stage for a competition and we just soaked her dog. She's SOL.
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>>931005
>You’re doing okay. Adventures have ups and downs
>Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
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>>931005
>Belladonna You too
>give to Gobble The bags


>You messed up for a friend and feel awful
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>>930910
>Keira thinks we're corrupting her, decides that she doesn't like it.
>Val sees how every time we practice with her, practice seems to need to end early. Thinks we're just sabotaging the competition.
>Polu keeps bailing us out from anti-mainlanders. Gets hurt a couple of times.
>Laki tries competing in athletics at our behest, embarrassed again.
>Hana becomes convinced we're a womanizer, leaves to protect her purity.
>Everyone we encourage ends up hurt and leaves.
But at least Jane believes we're not clever.
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>>931005
>You're doing okay. Adventures have ups and downs
>Ask for help making food
>While cooking, Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
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>>931005
>Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
>You’re under pressure. You have a lot to do on a short timeline

Give her the highlights of the last couple of days.

Extra hands might help get everything ready.
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>>931025
Hopefully all that won't happen anon.

But it appears no one gives two shits that we just fucked up Valerie's day. Guess she's not a waifu.
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>>931024
[Seems like I forget periods a lot.]
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>>931005
>>931033
That's probably for the best, it can be cathartic to vent.
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>>931005
>You’re doing okay. Adventures have ups and downs
>Ask for help making food
>Ask if she ever had trouble on her journey
>You messed up for a friend and feel awful
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>>931025
Plz no, I want people to like Herb. If this ends up happening, that'll suck even worse.
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>>931025
I can see that happening. Unlucky Herb was too pure for this world.

...no. Gobble wouldn't do that to us... right?
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>>931040
Yeah, I don't think it will. Alt-ends are nice to think about sometimes.

>>931042
Congratulations on the pregnancy!
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>>931060
not yet at least

we haven't rolled nearly enough 1's
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>>931063
Slow clap for you.
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Now I feel bad. We should try to make this up to Valley later.
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>>931086
I think we already will. A cake for the contest girl.
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>>931080
Thank you. I'm boring, so I know a lot of grammar jokes.
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>>931096
Are you trying to make her fat?
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>>931096
How is she going to fit into her dress? Do you want her to lose?

We stay up all night making costumes for her and her mons.
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>>931069
Gobble said before that bad rolls dont mean a bad end, but bad decisions do. Herb's a good kid at heart.
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>>931108
Well she doesn't have to eat the whole damn thing by herself.
>>931111
Nice get. I'm all for playing dress-up all night with Val.
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>>931111

I like this idea a lot. Even if we messed up this time, we can give her something really nice for next time.
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>>931113
true, but you're forgetting one thing

We're controlling him
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>>931122
>>931111
Yesssss.
An apology contest outfit!
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>>931134
And no one will choose bad decisions for Herb, unless you decide to be an ass about it and start making choices to make him a terrrible person.
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>>931111
This is what must be done.

This is how we will make it up to her.
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>>931152
I think you're overestimating us anon

there's a difference between bad decisions and being a bad person too. I doubt many people are gonna vote for Herb to be evil. But 4chan isn't known for making the best decisions. Individually anon can be smart, but in a group we're all idiots
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>>931152
See the Desert Ruins Incident for evidence of >>931176
That said, there's always a small group who scream against the stupid thing.
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“Are you busy right now?”

Your big sister, dressed in sweatpants and an old shirt from some boy she used to date, finishes eating the apple. “Yeah. My hands are really full here.” Her voice drips with sarcasm.

“I know this is a lot to ask, but can you help me?”

"Guess I can't say no after that." She tosses the apple core to the garbage. Gobble leaps through the air and chomps it before it lands. “Woah. You got some hungry friends, huh?” She leans down “Is this all for that one? How much do they eat?”

You laugh despite feeling bad. She’s always been good at that, when she isn’t bugging you.

You introduce her to all your pokemon, and everyone takes a job making food. You give your sister a quick overview of your adventure so far. It’s been short, but eventful.

“I mean, there are ups and downs. But I’m feeling on a down right now. Have you ever had trouble on your journey?”

She puts down the food she was working on. “Well, you know me. I didn’t really try for anything. A few gyms, a few contests. Mostly I just went with wherever the group went. Sure, we had trouble. You don’t get a group of teenagers wandering around without drama and trouble. Pidgeot and I had some great times, though.”

“What did you do when things went badly?”

“Cried. Threw a fit.” She eats some raw ingredients. “Complained about how unfair it was.”

“Oh. Well, it is unfair! Valerie is paying for my screwup. I suck”

She flicks some dough at your face. “You feel bad because the millionth time you’ve tried to help someone since you started, you messed up. I get it, you feel bad, but I swear I’m going to slap you upside the head. You don’t suck. Nobody says that about my gay little brother.”

“Gay?”

“Yeah okay my totally straight little brother that’s super into fashion and cooking and never hits on the girls he’s with. We all love you and nobody cares, dork.” She laughs. “You know what I did a long time after I threw a fit and cried? I reflected, learned,and grew. I might be a shiftless screw up, but I’m a wise one.”

The two of you chat and work for the day. You’re a bit ahead of schedule thanks to the help. Gobble keeps sneaking food, but you forgive him.

With the extra time, you can do one more thing for the meal today.


>A congratulatory cake especially for Valerie
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
>An extra big, tasty meal for Gobble
>Spend some time watching TV with your sister until it’s time to leave
>Something else
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon

The cake could backfire if she loses.
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>>931222
>>A congratulatory cake especially for Valerie
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>>931222
>>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
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>>931222
>>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
probably shouldn't mention sleeping naked with a cute girl last night then
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie's pokemon
Don't make a congratulatory cake unless you know she won.
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon

Best sister. Can she be our waifu?

[Spoiler]kidding. Non canon lewdbin at best [/spoiler]
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>>931222
>cake
>other
Frosting that says "you tried"
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>>931237
>Wait? You didn't make a move? You just Slept?

>GAAAAAY
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie's pokemon


>Gobble eats apple core; keeps sneaking food
God i love our little trash compactor
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>>931222
>A congratulatory cake especially for Valerie
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>>931222
>>An extra big, tasty meal for Gobble
Gobble's earned a good meal or several by now.
And it'll keep him from eating everything else.
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon

Also:
>Gay little brother.
I can only help there's some truth in this.
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>>931244
I mean, Herb just slept

Keira didn't

>>931245
wonder just what he can't eat. It might be a lot easier to feed Snorlax if they can eat random leaves. We'd just have to strip the jungle bare around our campsite
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>>931222
>>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
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>>931222
>Spend some time watching TV with your sister until it’s time to leave
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
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>>931258
No polu for you

>>931259
Snorlax canonically eat almost everything, I've said from the beginning the easiest way to feed him is to just let him forage
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon

It won't do if she loses to have a congratulations cake. Accessories are good either way.
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>>931259
>Keira didn't

Lewd bin idea!

Big sis notices something smells odd.

Pushes Herb up against the kitchen counter and yanks his pants down.

She gives his pocket monster a sniff.

It smells like the local island flavor... well that won't do! She thought he was cleaner than this.


Proceeds to clean him off with her mouth.
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>>931222
>Make small accessories for Valerie’s pokemon
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>>931259
well i think its less of what he can't eat, but what he wont eat. might try deter him from snatching food with bitter apple or cayenne pepper (not that it'll work)
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Man, our sister is rad, but

>>931281

Incestfag please go
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>>931310
Hey I said lewd bin.
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>>931281
bad, Herb is purely for corrupting Keira
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>>931281
Please no incest. Gay times, celibacy, harem, but not incest.
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>>931317
>not for being corrupted by laki

Anon I...
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Herb is not for lewd
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>>931322
Agreed.
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>>931281
I approve of the principle, but that scene is shit and Keira is better.
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>>931322
>wanting a washed up drunk

she's my number 2 choice, but arguing is fun
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You sew up two quick small accessories. A fake feather for her Pikipek, and a little bowtie for Lillupup. Your sister hangs out and chats with you as you put it together. Your mom always has extra material around that really helps out.

You step back and take a look at your handiwork. Not too shabby.

“You know, John. You’ll always make friends doing nice things, but if you keep volunteering to help everyone you meet and put yourself second, you’ll train others to do the same thing.”

You look up at her. “You think I’m too much of a pushover?” You’re curious, not mad.

“Nah. Pushovers do anything people ask. You’re a volunteer.” She punches your arm. “Just don’t anybody take advantage of that good nature of yours, okay? Especially any good looking, charming boys that make you feel pretty.”


[That’s it for today, everyone. Thanks for coming! I looked at my workload this week and things are looking great. Thread Tuesday for almost certain. Possibly Wednesday or Thursday as well.]
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>>931339
pft she's probably 18, whole life of bullying ahead of her.

I just realized Jane is going to be triggered by our un-divorced parents. She'll probably twist the dinner into us rubbing it in her face.
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>>931345
Thanks for running Gobble.

>>931347
That's because Jane is a bitch and can never let anything work out.
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>>931345
Thanks for running gobble

Should we bust our sister's dream that we're gay? I don't want her to crash too hard.
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>>931317
don't you mean getting raped by Keira? Seems like she's more likely to do the corrupting.
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>>931345
Thanks for running Gobble
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>>931345
Thanks for running!
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>>931345
potentially 3 threads in one week not counting weekends? It really is the christmas season!
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>>931345
Thanks for running, Gobble!
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>>931345
>Just don’t anybody
One last butt for the road.
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>>931345
Thanks for running gobble! I can't wait until we confirm or deny these gay allegations.
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>>931345
Thanks for running Gobble you're the best I know we all appreciate your hard work for us
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>>931345
thanks for running Gobble

Have a mallow

>>931347
I still think that age difference is too big if Herb is 14. My headcanon is he's 16 so it's less creepy
I don't think we're having dinner in our house. Probably not a good idea to have a rage monster in our dining room

>>931355
Goes to show how corrupting Herb is. He doesn't even have to be awake to do it.
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>>931345
Thanks for running.

Sis seems cool. Bet she'd try and set Herb up with one of the girls as a joke.
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>>931353
She's just jealous that she hasn't pulled down any islander tail while we have Polu
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>>931374
Age is really just a number, it's always about the people involved.

Unless it's with children then it's just fucked up
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>>931352
>>931359
>>931361
>>931362
>>931363
>>931366
>>931371
>>931374
>>931376

[Thanks! You're the bestest!]

>>931353
[She doesn't actually think John is gay, (although she wouldn't be terribly shocked if he turned out to be) she just wants to bully you. John just brings out the bully in everyone.]

>>931366
[Butts!]
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>>931396
>She doesn't actually think John is gay, (although she wouldn't be terribly shocked if he turned out to be) she just wants to bully you. John just brings out the bully in everyone.

heh I figured

a-am I not the bestest too ;-;
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>>931396
Gobble, quick! What's your favorite Alolan form?
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>>931396
>mfw Gobble posts my edit
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>>931408
You should see if you can get Herb to make that face with all the doming these girls are apparently gonna do.
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>>931396
Ha! Herb's a bottom/sub.

Lewd bdsm pastebin when and with whom?
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>>931408
Man I love the new ace trainer
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>>931413
closest thing I got
>>926087
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>>931414
Somebody said something once about Val fantasizing about Herb and herself being tied up and presented to Laki. Just some light stuff like hands tied behind the back could be pretty hot.
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>>931401
[Oh shit sorry for missing you.]

>>931404
[I honestly can't choose. The only ones I'm less enthusiastic about are the Meowth line and Diglett line. Rattata getting Dark/Normal is nice for Stab, but feels cruel for all the extra vulnerabilities.]

>>931408
[L-lewd!]

>>931414
>>931420
[Yeah I could see that. Val isn't as impressed with Herb as some of the others right now though.]
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>>931430
One last question: how varied are the contest formats in Loanah? I really want to see how Herb does in a contest with more investment in preparation. Mostly I want him to dance with a girl on stage.
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>>931430
No, i imagine she wouldn't be.

But i'm certain that we left an 'impression' on Keira. She maybe attending a purification ritual, but her mind will drift back to the eye full she got back in the shed
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>>931430
Alolan Meowth and it's evolution have the derpiest faces, I swear.
I really like Alolan Sandshrew's design.

Also, what went through Laki's mind when she heard Herb fought a Hydreigon?
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>>931430
The Alolan ninetales is more of less the personification of FUCK DRAGONS, which is nice.
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>>931464
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>>931450
[Each area and most contests do their own thing. The hippies on the beach doing random moves over the fire was something from Loanah, though. Just one of those beach things locals like to do at late night parties. But the trainers tend to get more personally involved instead of just directing pokemon.]

>>931456
[Yeah. Keira has a fire lit. A combination of isolation from boys, hitting that good old cocktail of puberty hormones, excitement and adventure that keeps her heart racing, the general exotic nature of Herb, and everything else are all hitting at once.]

>>931473
[And it's easily the best looking, IMO]
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>>931479
I won't lie the design makes me laugh everytime I see it, without fail. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it. I still haven't seen one in game I've been debating if I should catch it or not.
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>>931487
I dunno, pic related is pretty damn good looking.
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>>931502
yeah it is.
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>>931487
How do the other girls think of is?

Keira is apparently: I WANNA FUCK IT!
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>>931517
us* Herb*
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>>928563
Yeah, god forbid we have a second audience who does that
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I wouldnt mind us getting an alolan marowak and ninetails
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>>931517
[
Jane: "That bastard's latest scheme really wasted my time. At least he didn't mention my badges. He probably remembers though, and he's waiting to lord it over me. And asking me to dinner and then ignoring me? What's his angle? Negging? He's too many steps ahead. I need a plan."

Laki: Even more impressed at hearing about Hydreigon. Annoyed she hasn't gotten that massage yet. She thinks you have the potential to be a real manly man with some confidence, but at the same time she sort of wants to bully you anyway. A little concerned that you're acting so friendly towards that bitch Jane.

Valerie: Currently unimpressed. Thinks Herb is sweet, but a bit of a goof. She though Herb would be more helpful for the contest. Maybe she's missing something about him. He's well intentioned, almost completely nonthreatening sexually or otherwise, well dressed. Herb can't have been that dense that other night, right? Maybe he and Polu are a match after all...

Keira: "I'M A GOOD PERSON!"

Hana: "Herb's so brave. He's always throwing himself in danger headfirst and he even stood up for me to an elder. It's no wonder he can go around all the girls with that kind of confidence." Wishes she embraced life like him.

Polu: Thinks Herb is the perfect rival. He's not the competitive type at all, but seeing how Herb and Jane are the other two serious battlers in the group and he's behind, he wants to catch up. Herb isn't exactly how he pictured a teenage mainlander to be, but he guesses he wouldn't shouldn't stereotype. He'll help Herb break out of his shell, and Herb will continue to motivate him to be competitive and driven instead of always going with the flow. It's the bond of thing that can only exist between men in it's purist form.
]
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>>931611
HAH! Thanks Gobble!6
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>>931611
Thanks gobble

>Bond between men

Hehehe I like Polu
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>>931617
Aw good luck gaynon.

However I will literally vote for any girl first. Except Hana. Sorry girl but the no bodyparts thing just weirds me out.
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>>931627
Uh, I'm not gaynon. I've pretty much said the exact same thing you spoilered.

I just think that bond between men stuff is funny/endearing
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>>931611
I want more Polu time he is great I can see him and Herb being good friendly rivals

>Jane's face during any interaction with Herb
She is still my favorite, only other choices for me are Hana and Laki
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>>931611
>We do something nice for Jane out of the kindness of our heart and the desire to be friends
"He's good. Real good. Already has plans within plans all laid out, and here I am playing catch up while he leads me by the nose and makes the others dance like puppets for his amusement. Just wait, and one day I'll have the last laugh you manipulator!"
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>>931611
I love Jane. I really do.

Poor Laki. She needs attention.

Valerie no! We can do better!

Keira's a rapist.

HAH! Hana's great. She's completely wrong.

Polu's a super-bro.
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>>931693
Hard for laki to get attention when gobble is in control of how they act and who gets screentime...

Don't mind me, just being salty because my waifu isn't getting screentime
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>>931704
She's literally gotten the most out of all Herb's nonpokemon friends.
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>>931726
Some of that was spent unconscious.
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>>931726
>every time without fail

I love this excuse
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>>931733
Doesn't change that it's 100% true.
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>>931704
If your sad about not getting much quality time with Laki lately, just imagine what me and the one other anon who ship Polu are feeling.

Don't get me wrong, I like all 6 of our options, but I want Herb to have a homoerotic sexual awakening goddamnit.

>>931611
I'd love to be a fly on the wall while they all gossiped about Herb's inner nature. Just imagine how Polu and Keira would react to Val's little theory about us.
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>>931738
Gaynon keep on keeping on, I don't think it will happen though.

Sad to say it's quest suicide
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>>931744
Honestly at this point I'm just holding out for a noncannon bin. It could be a lewd towards the end of the quest where they've been going strong in their relationship for a while. It could be a date for them to explore their sexuality that nothing ends up growing out of. It could be John and Jane inviting Polu to the threesome. It's just a shame to get so many lesbian couples and no gays.

Obviously the plurality will have control of the story, and that's how it should be. But without pokemon trapquest on /aco/ I'm a little unsatisfied.

At least I can rest assured whatever smut we end up getting will be pretty hot anyways.
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>>931762
I feel you, it's just that most people on 4chan are heterosexual guys. And they don't want to fuck guys, with their female or male character.

Which explains all the /u/
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>>931762
>But without pokemon trapquest on /aco
explain further
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>>931762
If Gobble doesn't write a very homosex lewdbid, one day, I will.
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>>931780
The QM lost their luggage with their drawing tablet after only a few sex scenes. /aco/ quests don't seem to last long. It was only cleaned-up sketches anyways, but there were nice pastebins too. Our very first scene even had an alt-version. And the MC sucked off a tauros. A lot of stuff was weird (pretty sure you can't suspend a woman in mid-air by whatever's stuck up her vagina) but it was still fun.

>>931786 Th-Thank you gay Santa. What sort of thing did you have in mind? I like smooth skin, kisses on the cheek, handholding, and frotting.
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>>931799
>What sort of thing did you have in mind?
Something light and fun would definitely be in good taste. Your suggestions are great.

No promises, either way. I still feel bad after never finishing that other fic.
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>>931420
Full endorsement and completely fine with making a reality. Non-canon be damned.
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>>931611
thanks for running Gobble!
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I hope Herbs advice actually proves to be very helpful for Val, there will be a lot of people watching this.
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>>931611
Jane remains a personal irritant but a hilarious character.
Oh no. I forgot about the massage!
Valerie has a good head on her shoulders.
I love Keira.
Hana...
Polu is such a great guy. I hope we spend more time with him, and I mean that in an only partially homosexual way.
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>>931799
>>931836
>>931947
>>932453

Our numbers have doubled! There are literally several of us!
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>>932548
Well the best of bros are kinda homo. So long as the dicks aren't involved I'm fine with stuff. Polu is for rivalry though, not canon lewds.
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We need to win Jane over with the power of dick
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>>932548
I'd be fine with romancing Polu, if the opportunity actually came up.

Besides, I'm half confident that there hasn't ever been a major quest with a legitimate faggot for a protag that wasn't specifically about being gay. It'd be interesting for a change of pace.
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>>932594
Polu is a cool guy, but I'm still not gonna vote for romancing him.
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>>931419
>>926087
Damn. Girls are abusing the poor boy.

>>931420
Yes! Herb and Valerie tied up. But the important thing was that they had little bows e.g. presents.

Best Christmas Ever.

>>932594
Nah. He's a nice guy so far but no homo.
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>>932594
Lamia Child quest. Go fuck yourself newfag.
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>>932777
He means male homosexuality, Lamia Daughter falls under /u/
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>>932777
Lamia child quest is lesbian, idiot.

Lesbian quests are all over the place.
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>>932791

The gay male population is a tiny tiny fraction. That's why.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/07/15/what-percentage-of-the-u-s-population-is-gay-lesbian-or-bisexual/?utm_term=.1af8b6b4a711

It wouldn't be an interesting change of pace. It would just be gay.
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>>932795
I fail to see how that's logically compelling rather than just a restatement of the opinion you and some other people have.
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>>932795
To clarify, the data you brought up is a nonsequitur, and does not lend any logical weight to your following statement about how it would just be gay instead of a change of pace.

Your latter statement is thus essentially just a restatement of your opinion.
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>>932838
>>932851
Well now I don't wanna do gay stuff with Polu because of my own reasons and you sound like a smug asshole.
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>>932862
>you sound like a smug asshole
Probably because I'm a hyperlogical autismo.

There's no shame in wanting to keep it straight, I'm just saying it would be interesting if it actually happened for once.
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>>932879
That's just a restatement of the opinion you and some other people have.
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>>932886
Indeed it is. I've never pretended it was anything but.
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>>932594
So, if we did get the chance, what would be a good date idea? I'm all for Polu teaching us how to surf.
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>>932903
A Pokemon Battle where we realize being rivals is better than being lovers then maybe dinner
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>>931611
kek, Keira is thirsty

why do all the natives love blonds so much?
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>>932946
Anon...

If they headed into it as a date and realized there just wasn't that kind of chemistry between them, that'd actually be fine by me. Probably the only character people would accept that with too.
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>>932967
It's exotic! For us delicious brown would be an example, for them it's delicious blonde.
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>>932975
we should help introduce the blond genes into the genepool
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>>932995
Herb is not for lewds.
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>>933000
Full house get confirms. Herb should be kept pure until marriage. Now, how to keep Keira away...
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>>933000
Herb is not for lewds except with Keira*
ftfy

sweet digits, but I must demand a butt
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>>933000
>>933009
>Not getting plundered by Laki

For shame
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>>933019
>wanting cowtits
>he doesn't want to see Keira's face without paint
>not marrying the first girl Herb sleeps with
heathen, I bet you don't like handholding too

Laki can join, i'm sure Keira would be willing to try it out at least once
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>>933056
The first girl he slept with was Laki
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>>933083
You know very well he wasn't talking about literal slumber, you pedant.
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>>933083
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>>933056
>Not wanting cow tits

Shit taste baka desu senpai
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>>933225
>not liking oranges
it stands to reason that someone with a Fairy/Grass aura would like oranges


Plus Keira's been wanting to do Herb for a while
>“Can you do me?” You sit down at the table.
>Hana freezes. Her head slowly turns to you.
>“Sure! I’ve been wanting to for awhile!”
>Hana looks to Keira in total shock.
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>>933265
You know very well Keira was referring to aura/palm reading, you pedant.

Her interest in Herb is more recent and Dick-related.

I actually hope Herb's average and Keira's just easy to impress.
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>>933265
HERB IS NOT FOR LEWDS
HE IS ONLY FOR GETTING /comfy/ WITH HIS POKEMANS
I REPEAT
HERB IS NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>933317
Read the the tread
We got an 8 on a d12 and a 4 on a d6 and on the Bo3 we got a 93
Safe to say that at the very least were larger than average
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>>933369
I don't think those rolls were even called for or referenced by Gobble. Until we input

==> Look Penis

I don't think we can know for certain.
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>>933317
We rolled for dick sizes.

Herb got 8 inches long and 4 inches wide.

Its why I laughed when Valerie said we weren't sexually threatening. It may not be 12 inches by 6, but you have to feel sorry for any girl that has Herb as their first.
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>>933415
Also I made the choice to roll for that solely because someone had to. We kept having sexual tension, and if Gobble didn't let us roll for dick stuff, he would have given us a babydick most likely
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>>933456
>Thread #95
>We finally find Jirachi/Hoopa/Palkia
>"What is your desire"
>Oh great god, hear my plea and give me a big penis!
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>>933542
Indeed.
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>>933328
he was pretty /comfy/ in the shed

so was his dick
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>>933542
Let's be honest, Herb would wish for professional quality cooking and sewing tools so he can do even nicer things for his friends.
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>>932851
The data I posted was relevant to the number of instances you see gay MC's as in Guy on guy.

The thing is there aren't really that many gay men and they would be the ones interested in gay relationships.

Straight guys don't like seeing guys fuck/be cute etc. It's just not appealing. That's why you get straight/lesbian couples.
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>>933943
It's mostly valid in this particular case, but try not to fall into the trap of assuming that demographics of the population as a whole are automatically representative of the demographics of a subset of that population. i.e. if 12% of the population is X, that doesn't mean 12% of this thread is X.

I see your point, but while the demographics of the thread do affect the overall reaction of the thread's users, they don't really control the inherent value of the action being considered.
In other words, a majority of anons of the thread not liking something is a difference of opinion rather than a logical reason for other anons to not vote for it.

In the end, it's probably still moot because gay Herb is unlikely to win anyways.
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I like the concept of herb being animu mc dense, would not really enjoy him being gay but full on girls falling all over him and he is oblivious is delightful.
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>>934106
"People die when they are killed" levels or "I have a harem and don't even notice" levels
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>>934248
The level he is right now.
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>>934265
He's pretty dense right now, but he obviously knows about sex from how he reacted to cuddling with Keira for warmth

he mostly just doesn't understand innuendos
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>>934248
Keira nude with a large red arrow of bodypaint pointing down and you get a response like "aren't you cold like that? Island girls sure are strange" level dense
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>>934106
That's actually be a decent twist to an otherwise unremarkable show. Harem protagonist seems like he's just dense and/or sex averse but partway through he meets/introduced his boyfriend and from there it's a romance played straight. (Pun inevitable)
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>>934517
I don't think anything can that dense before undergoing fusion
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>>934711
I want to note that I did not do this
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>>934726
So this is what happens if Herb rolls a 1 while cooking.
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You people are so lewd. Where did you get the idea this was acceptable in a pokemon quest thread?
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>>935389
>Where did you get the idea this was acceptable in a pokemon quest thread?
Must you ask?
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>>935389
not really sure, there's just little things that can misconstrued as lewd

like this
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>>935389
WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
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>>935401
>>935402
>>935404
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>935443
You're going to have to be a little more specific. We've said a fair few things since last night.

Also, are all these anons right? Did you accept those Dick-Measuring rolls?

I'm excited for tomorrow!
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>>935443
Can't wait for tomorrow, Gobble!

So when will Keira start asking the girls how big "it" is supposed to be for a normal boy and confirm that Herb is a raging barbarian?

And will the girls get suspicious about her asking that kind of question?
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>>935459
Sure! 8 inches and 4 around seems fine. Feels strange to make that cannon, but we've made boob size charts so why not?

It's also the perfect size.
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>>935471
>perfect size
are we speaking from experience here, Gobble? I thought you were a lesbian
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>>935470
Depends who and how she asks. Laki will figure somethings up right away. Hana will immediately suspect something. Val would think maybe she saw something by accident. Jane will assume that Herb has already corrupted half the people he's met.

A priestess is an...ambitious target for boys to say the least. You're inviting a lot of ghosts to fuck your life up, assuming a lot about your own spiritual standing by touching one, and a priestess really isn't supposed to have worldly distractions unless she's very honestly able to do her duties despite it. Most priestess's just assume that sort of thing will never happen for them and don't even consider it an option.

Keira never thought about boys that way until recently. But she's more of a free spirit than most. She's been pretty big on the whole "live before you suddenly die or grow old and regret not doing things" stuff more than most.
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>>935471
>Herb's rockin' 8 fully-canonical inches

Jesus fuck. 5 and change is average for a grown man. Herb's fucking hung. He's easily in the 99th percentile for Dick length. Vaginas tend to go 4-5 inches deep.

Poor Herb. He's going to have a hard time finding someone who can handle him. And even if he does, if he were to be 13 now, he'd still have 0-5 years for his dick to grow.

Like, I'm not one to kink shame, but if left unclear that this is very much not normal, this is the sort of thing that leads to unhealthy sexual myths.

That said this is going to be super fucking hot.

Tldr; Gobble doesn't know how big normal dicks are, confirmed lesbian/exceptionally clever sea cucumber.

>>935479
Keira was born like any other and will die like any other. More power to her if she wants to live like any other.
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>>935562
If I'm reading this right, 8 long and 4 around puts him slightly but clearly worse than the enjoyability of even the smallest average dick.
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>>935576
8-4 places him in the blue, though there's been some confusion about circumference already. Any way you put it 8 is solidly in 'great', but no better than that. The chart/survey is a little dubious but makes sense.

The other anon was pretty spot on. Eight inches is pretty nuts (for a 13-16 year old no less), and that wasn't surveyed with 5'2" islander waifs in mind. Can't imagine that being very fun for the gals if everything wasn't operating off of anime logic. Except maybe Laki, I'm sure she'd take it and use Herb like a champ.
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>>935562
Nice heat map anon. It looks like it shouldn't quite be used to split hairs. But it's nice to see that the red dips squarely into the center of average.

Still, I wonder if the lack of a "bad" or "unenjoyable" category results from a lack of unenjoyable penises or a deficit in the methodology.

Good to see Herb in "good," I may have overestimated the difficulties resulting from a magnum dong earlier.
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Can I just say that even though I don't know any of you personally, you're definitely my favourite group of strangers?
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>>935587
>Spoiler
Yes, yeeeeessss

>>935598
we get up to some weird shit in this chat
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>>935615
I do enjoy having this thread to come to during the week. Even if gobble isnt updating, there's always someone here.
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>>935562
Actually, looking at this again, as well as other charts I can't post because there are pictures of penises on them, 8/4 probably looks exceptionally skinny. He should probably be at a little under 6" in circumference with an 8" long schlong.

I'm not saying that 8/4 can't be preferable, or possible, but it'd certainly draw commentary.

Fuck, now I want to see Herb dom Polu with his monster cock. Press him gently but firmly against a wall and compare sizes. Whisper sexually aggressive shit in his ear. “Remember my super cool dick? My dick is different from regular dicks. It’s like my dick is in the top percentage of dicks.”

I can just see word getting out about this mainlander journeyer kid with the golden prick. If this big-dick=barbarism stereotype is actually held and not just Keira being naive, then Herb might have some really weird expectations waiting for him.

Grandpa would be so proud?
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>>935727
Four is definitely skinny. I've seen people say four inches wide, four inches circumference, four inches diameter, etc. etc. this thread. It's kind of amusing.

Either way, you bet your ass pa' would be proud.
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d4 + 3)

>>935734
I think we should redo the thickness roll, a d6 doesnt really give much of a chance for a normally proportioned dick. going by the graph here >>935562 4 is the minimum it should be. so I'd suggest a 1d4+3 roll


lets just see what the dice says here
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>>935753
Herb's got a noodle doodle.
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>>935764
I mean, I guess it's meant to be.

unless we want to do best of 3
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>>935764
Rolling 1d31 for tenth-inches above 3.9 for something more granular.
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fuck, how do I dice
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>>935768
>best of 3
Just admit it was always an excuse to reroll as many times as you had to to get the results people wanted.
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Rolled 3 (1d31)

>>935772
Okay, take this roll over ten and add 3.9
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>>935776
>4.2
More granular indeed.

The dice have spoken, 3 times in fact.
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>>935768
>>935773
Best is subjective in this case, after all.
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>>935753
>>935776
Nah we rolled, no going back.
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Did I wander into a FATAL thread?
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>>935897
Nah, we've still got to roll for anal circumference before we go full FATAL.
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Rolled 3 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>936042
well, Herb would get a -15 since he's a teen and a male.
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>>936236
-12? I don't know what unit of length you're using, but if it ends up negative something's off about your process. Also, is this default or stretched circumference? They're two different things.
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>>936236
...How does he poop?
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>>936244
>>936245
>they don't know the chart
2 fingers is for anything less than 11
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>>936244
>>936245
Rolling anything under 11 just means the biggest thing you can shove up there is two fingers, or a stretched circumference of 3-4 inches.

coincidentally, that's exactly herb's penis size. Herb could comfortable fuck himself if he wanted
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>>936236
His butthole is like a shedinja. It's a vortex, but instead of sucking in souls, it sucks in Polu
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here's the chart for anyone that hasn't seen it
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>>936295
This makes it look like Herb's modifier is -20, not -15. Am I reading this right?

Should we roll for other characters?
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>>936313
Lets discuss pokemon instead of gaping buttholes.
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Rolled 18 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>936317
Never.
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>>936313
you get any applicable modifiers. Herb is a male and in puberty, so he gets both of those.

and I think we can let gobble roll behind the scenes for everyone else
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>>936313
I'm sure Gobble already decided on everyone else

>>936322
The dice already decided buddy. 2 fingers.
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Rolled 51 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>936323
I think anon's point was that -25 and +5 equals out to -20, not -15.
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>>936323
>>936327
oh wait -20 is right, I thought male gave a +10 for some reason. I haven't actually looked at the graph recently
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>>936327
You can't just roll twice. We have 2 finger size.
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Oh god what the fuck I preferred arguing about about waifus and pokemon
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Rolled 46 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>936331
The question is who can stop me.
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>>936334
We can, because it has been decided.

>>936333
Well Zygarde has a glowing butthole.
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>>936333
let's go back to discussing why Keira is best girl and most pure
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Rolled 17 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>936336
>We can, because it has been decided.
This doesn't actually stop me from continuing to roll.
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>>935727
Herb channeling trump there? You wouldn't believe my dick. It's big league. It makes my hands look tiny, and these are big hands, great hands. The best hands, the best dick.
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>>936334
Well, again, best of three doesn't really work because best is subjective. But the first roll and the first roll with proper modifiers put us <11, so that's what we should go with.
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>>936339
Okay. Here's why: She isn't.
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>>936336
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that
>>936339
I respect your opinion, Jane is best girl despite all those who don't agree with me, otherwise I enjoy Hana and Laki
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>>936339
Best girl is subjective, but at this point most pure probably goes to Val, heck even Jane is more pure than Hana, Laki, and Keria.
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>>936349
I picture a Jane romance going like the bottom middle part here.
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>>936349
Never forget

>>936353
Gobble did confirm trying to date her would lead into a competition.
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>>936349
>>936353
>>936357
I forgot to mention some Death Note level overthinking mind games from her while Herb obliviously outplays her attempts to "win" the conversation.
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When do we deliver on Laki's massage? When do we pay back Valerie for ruining her competition?

When do we feed gobble?
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>>936353
Nothing wrong with that we just need to penetrante her defenses and show her that herb is just a nice kid who wants to do the right thing. I do enjoy Laki's teasing though and want to treat her like a princess to throw her off. I just wanna goof off with Hana and make jokes and overload her with lewdness I want to see her breakdown from it like a full body blush.
>>936357
I didn't know about that I still haven't done yhe first trial and I want that competition date
>>936359
That'll be fun if we do all that but stump her with some good guy Herb it would be infuriating for her
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>>936363
>Treat her like a princess

If we have music at the feast maybe we should ask her for a dance. Do it all ballroom like.
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>>936361
Gobble was fed, we made little things for Val and gave her advice so she isn't ruined, Massages are to be done once this whole "feeding an angry, powerful dragon" thing is over.

>>936363
Well if Jane slips and falls Herb could catch her.
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>>936368
I don't know if the little things are enough. And gobble didn't really get anything special.
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>>936366
This is not that kind of feast. We are gonna have everyone set up at once table with like a quarter of the food, then a big spread for Hydreigon that Gobble will be kept away from. Maybe light music, but inviting everyone there is probably gonna push their buttons enough. We are gonna have to try and make it seem like we are his subjects so he doesn't go berzerk.

>>936369
The only thing that has proven to be enough for Gobble was that special treat Val's dad gave him.
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>>936369
Gobble deserves a big treat. He's been generous with his food to us and putting up with a lot of waiting.

>>936371
>The only thing that has proven to be enough for Gobble was that special treat Val's dad gave him.
We should learn how to make that.
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>>936371
I wouldn't mind if Gobble just dug in at the feast honestly; just start up an eating contest / rivalry with Hydreigon.

>>936369
They're at least a start to show we're sorry about how things went earlier, we can always try to help out more later on (assuming we haven't put her off from asking for more help).
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>>936377
Well we had an option to learn a very filling, but we got the waifu route lock cake instead.

>>936387
Eating contest seems like asking for trouble.
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>>936390
It was a soufflé I think, I voted for the pokemon treats myself pokemon > waifus
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>>936392
Yeah, spelling is hard. But we must live with it now, not point in getting salty over that. We can get salty about waifu opinions.
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>>936390
I hate that souffle.
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>>936404
So do I, but I am hopeful we can learn other great things from chefs around the islands.
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>>936409
Let's search one out next thread. We'll master all of the mystical recipes and awaken the island god with great smelling food.
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>>936478
We will become the best chef ever! Who needs contest or badges?
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>>936478
>We roll triple 100s on a cooking roll
>suddenly arceus comes down and eats our food
>decides to join us on our journey
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i want herb to get really mad and suplex someone.
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>>936496
Fuck yeah!

>>936507
Suplex anon, is that you?
Jane
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>>936507
I think if we see someone abusing a pokemon we'd probably punch them out of anger didn't Kat do that? Laki would probably appreciate a display like that
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>>936522
Kat pulled the guy's own knife on him. I see Herb as more the talking down guy.
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>>936519
Oh shit, is that like 2 year older Herb on the left?
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>>936339
>most pure
not anymore, thanks to Herb

that's why she's best girl
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>>936527
I hope not he's not exactly a looker. The pic guy that is. I thought herb was a looker.
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>>936532
Herb is about average, but his blond hair makes him exotic.
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>>936539
yeah but I thought he was effeminate/fashion guy.

That dude doesn't fit the bill. I thought more <- pic related
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>>936541
I still picture herb as a young Spark

that or the new ace trainer in >>926087
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>>936555
Spark still seems a bit on the solid/fit side.

Not sure herb is there yet.

That ace trainer face is awesome for the lewds. But I've not seen more of him than the ahego face.
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>>936539
>>936541
>>936555
Herb is average looking, but I'd say that fashion sense probably acts as a big boost over natural looks.

If we chose the really good looking option, we'd probably be flooding panties left and right without effort.

Herb is skinny and a little feminine but still a boy. Just a well groomed boy.
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>>936559
gotta remember spark is 10ish years older than Herb

Gotta give Herb time to make gains
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>>936566
Every day so far Herb has been doing something strenuous. He'll be fit enough in no time.

Then Laki will decide he's ready
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>>936566
Laki should take time to train herb in the way of gains.
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Well I know a young blond anime guy with a good sense of fashion.
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>>936585
No wonder Jane think's John is an evil mastermind.
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>>936592
How could John be menacing to anyone?
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>>936598
Well he knocked down a dragon with a frying pan.
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>>936342
Youngster Joey, actually.
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>Keira asking Laki about dicks sizes
>Laki's face
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>>936568
>>936569
>not getting ready to be a barbarian
>not wanting to be a conquistador
>not wanting to commit sacrilege
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>>936678
Laki could train Herb to be a barbarians. Also Laki is still a local and if she is from the mostly guy island then taking her would probably be sacrilege to them.
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>>936693
>conquistadors
>settling for peasants
gotta get into the pants/dress/grass skirt of royalty or priesthood to be a proper conquistador
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>>936725
Laki is superior. Olympic class waifu.
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>>936734
Why not both? And Hana. And Jane?

Just impregnate everyone we meet.

Except poor infertile Hana
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>>936745
Harems are shit. I think just about every anon will agree with that.
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>>936734
we all know what happens at the Olympic village anon

Pole vaulting wasn't the only thing she choked on at the Olympics
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>>936725
>"I don't really understad..."
That's a butt.

>"Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother."
savage
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>>936753
As if. Clearly the reason she choked is because she had serious pent up sexual frustration.

Now with her 'massaging' her she'll be good to go for the gold!
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>>936725
>>936757
Should have been Type:Null instead of Colress.
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>>936757
I didn't make it, but I have enough to go around

>>936758
that's a butt
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>>936764
Here have a totally legit front butt.
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>>936785
Oh chicken chan you so silly
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>>936791
She's not silly! Those are some grade A hooters right there!
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>>936791
Who?
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>>936796
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>>936798
Chicken Chan is the nickname for the female player avatar of Sun and Moon.
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>>936798
Moon. The female mc for sun/moon, also pictuered here.>>936753
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>>936806
Who?
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So who wants to come up with strange and unusual but fucking terrifying things Herb could do to people who press the "piss off the Herb" button? Fae ftw.
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>>936836
Fae stuff is a bit too extreme for Herb.

I mean that's like one of their mons going missing and Herb cooking a delicious meal for gobble later that evening.
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>>936844
Nah, if we're doing that they have to eat it too.
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>>936847
Well if they insist.
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>>936836
sew them into a gimp suit made from their own pokemon?
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>>936836
pretty sure we decided that if anyone pisses Herb off enough, we can feed them to Gobble

Then we have to corrupt Keira enough to stop the spirit from getting us in trouble

Then we'll have to seduce Val and escape on her private yachtharem of other waifus optional

Then we get to play Pokémon Fugitive Adventure Quest

there is not a lot of Ace Trainer art yet
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>>936836
The ultimate thing he can do.

>"We're not friends anymore."
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>>936900
Too far.
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>>936900
Herb rushes off to cry cuddling his pokemon.
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>>936900
If we do this I would hope it becomes as powerful as
>"You aren't being as good a neighbor Mr.Rogers knows you can be."
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>>936902
Considering I'm pretty sure we'd all forgive Keira for molesting us, and we keep extending olive branches to Jane, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly/repeatedly to lose our trust.

I feel like it's the sort of thing that might happen once in this quest.

Alternatively, maybe we don't need to have to do anything special. Anyone who makes Herb cry earns the ire of all his friends who love and care about him.

>>936926
I got chills just reading that.
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[Thread soon, you filthy degenerates]
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>>937078
my body is ready
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>>937078
I'll have you know I'm a perfectly hygienic degenerate, thankyouverymuch.
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>>937078
So... does Herb realize that he's hung like a Herdier? Or does he think everyone's packing 21cm?
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>>937116
He probably read the average size charts and just assumed they meant flaccid.
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>>937116
>hung like a Herdier
This expression doesn't make sense to me.
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>>937116
why did you choose a dog
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>>937116
*Mudsdale
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>>937116
I guess we'll have to figure it out together!

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>>937123
I was mostly going for alliteration.



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