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Last time:
Two sites were removed from the face of the Earth.
We discovered James used to have anxiety attacks as he took one for first time in years.
We then had a discussion with the director before asking C45513 to sow some discord via text.

> Welcome back to the control room

Hopefully a decent turnout will make sure we get through this ritual today/tonight.

Stay with the cabin. We need to monitor the virgin and we don't want to mess with everything too much lest the scholar and dragon catch on.

>>923655
>stay with the cabin

If things get too frisky, have demo pop the dragon with something. A nice loud dragon roar should put a stop to any fucking.

>>923672
>>923658

Giving it 15 more minutes then calling with two if need be.

>>923655
>> Stay with the Cabin

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>>923680
>>923672
>>923658

"Right our fool is being a hero, just got to wait on-"

"How fucking dare you Elidh!" Blares over the speakers, interrupting you rudely, "He fucking supported you through pregnancy scares and STD checks and now you try to fix him?" Johnathon screams at Elidh.

"I was trying to make him a real man!" She spits at him as you see her face contort in fury even as he towers over her in the main room. "Just like I was going to do the same to you before I found out you were a pussy like Marty!" She laughs in his face,

"A real man? You wouldn't know a real man if he gave you the clap!" [THE VIRGIN] roared back; "Plus pretty rich for a girl who's had half her cheer squad to be hating on gays!"

"There was nothing in it! It's different messing around than being a fag." She protests as Johnathon laughs,

"Of course not, my brother's gay while you're just a slutty dyke!" He leans right in her face as he delivers the comment and she goes dreadfully quiet.

"Damn." Hansen says as all look a bit dumbfounded at the venom int hat silent moment.

She begins weakly slapping at Johnathon, cursing all the while whilst he laughs and tries to pry her away from him.

It looks like he's in no harm until she reaches up and scracthes at his eye, her long nails going deep enough to spill blood.

He swears and drops her with a straight; the cheerleader downed by the force of an athletic man who's seen a fight or two. He towers over her with a ruined eye and thunder in his gaze as she tries to crawl away on her back.

But Johnathon advances.

> Watch

> Tech; make his phone ring

> Intel; Ask questions

> Demo; blow something up

> Write-In

>>923701
>> Watch
Let them do our job for us.

>>923701
Let him finish her, the Ancients may enjoy it.

>>923701
>Tech; subtly raise the temperature of the room and subtly run the sound of tinnitus in the background, to make it harder for the Virgin to regain his focus and easier for him to continue losing his cool.
Just as a precaution.

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>>923729
>>923714
>>923706

She attempts to scream but it's cut off. A fist hits her jaw again and Johnathon is on top of her, you get a close up shot of Johnathon's bloodied eye and regular eyes staring with rage.

His hands wrap around Elidh's throat as [THE VIRGIN] begins strangling the life out of her.

She begins to cry and kicks her feet uselessly under her friend's weight, her hands reach up and try to scratch and claw at his eyes again, but height difference gives him reach and her struggles are in vain.

It is a long drawn out process watching a woman die, and as much as Susan and the staff in the lobby are in part horrified by it; you have it shot in exquisite quality. Every tremble of rage, every gasp of desperation every limp kick or punch - you catch it all, because you are James Fucking Henderson.

Hansen does the honours this time, getting up from his chair and unlcoking the cabinet concealing the lever for [THE ATHLETE] and awaits your signal.

With one last fitful tremor and one last furious clench of Johnathon's hands it is over.

[THE ATHLETE] has been killed

This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. Hansen says before setting the gears turning, soon Elidh's blood flows into the furrows in [THE AHTLETE] tablet.

You smile and offer Susan a high 5 which is taken. Directing... what a rush.

> Check on [SCHOLAR]

> Check on [FOOL]

> Stay with [VIRGIN]

> Write-In

>>923797
>> Stay with [VIRGIN]
Let's make sure he doesn't kill himself here.

>>923797
>> Check on [SCHOLAR]

Let it sink in for him.

And as director we can't focus too much on one aspect. Now is a good time for him to figure out what hes done and panic while we cut to the other part of the hunt.

>>923816
Second but let's lock the house down

>>923821

Him running out shouldnt be too big a problem I think and even if he does, we should have other monitoring his location so we don't lose track of them.

>>923797
> lock the house down, especially the fucking cellar
> follow the fool
Pretty sure we voted for this last time, oh well, at least we got to see dat gud boi do sumfin

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>>923807


You lock all the doors, making sure he has nothing to do but look at that body and realize what he's done.

Switching cameras you find your scholar, hiding under large rock outcropping. Her left arm is badly burned and the forest outside of her cave is nothing but a black smoking shell of it's former self.

She's whimpering pathetically, as she tries to grit her teeth and asess the damage, her jacket sleeves lies torn off near her feet half melted; looking closer you can see that the other half is fused into that horrible mess on her arm. She's not in good shape.

You don't know where your Dragon is, he could be waiting her out or could have lost her in the fire. She's almost at a dome wall though and heading back to the cabin would take her at least an hour even if she didn't get turned aorund.

> Intel; 3 questions

> Tech; do something

> Demo; Cave in

> Write-In

>>923862
> make get phone ring real loud with a jaunty tune
She is just cowering? What a let down. Isn't she supposed to be an investigative journalist? This could be her big break!

>>923862
>> Write-In
>"Demo, try and blow up the outcropping. Drop the rocks on her."

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>>923877

I probably should have went more in depth about her arm...

>>923862
She's not doing anything for the moment, so we can leave her be. Let's switch to the Fool and make sure he isn't fucking up shit as he is wont to do.

>>923877
Seconded

>>923701
Damn it, i knew we should have pushed for the lesbian scene

>>923797
Oh fuck that got real quick.

>>923862
>Tech

Lets reunite the fool and scholar. Give him an easy path to her, and then back to the cabin. Their reaction to her death will be PRICELESS.

>>923893
I have to agree that it would be good for ratings, but it makes our task of keeping the virgin alive harder. So I have to respectfully disagree with the returning to the cabin portion of that.

I do like reuniting the fool and the scholar but perhaps keep them in the woods so the dragon can nom them both

>>923924
>>923893
>>923892
>>923891
>>923880
>>923877


> Guide Fool to Scholar

> Cave in

> Distract

These all seem to be leading.

Quote this post.

>>923936
Lead them together and set off the phone with its jaunty tune

>>923924
The virgin is protected by the fools ability this essentially gives him extra "lives"

>>923936
>Guide

>>923945
Not if they are all fried at once

>>923950
Even in that event the virgin should die last. Maybe the fool shields him with his body or shoves him out of the way. But it will serve the conditions set out for us

>>923950

Yes even if they are all fried at once, FOOL would shield him like motherfucking piccolo.

>>923959
>>923956
Ok, we'll if the boss says it then we can bring them all together for a happy reunion

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Got to cook and feed and walk dog. Plus some shopping. Be resuming one all that's sorted sorted.

>>923936
>guide

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>>924041
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>>923941

"C45513, guide our hero to the scholar. We want them all together so we can manage them easier." You say leaning back in your seat and feeling like the shit.

"It'll take a while but sure I'm on it." She said.

"Excellent work with The Virgin this year James. Stirring up that infighting and discord was well done." Hansen compliments,

"Well you see Hansen, that is because; I'm the man." You say with a shrug.

"The fact that we've managed to keep functioning this year and last year is a testamant to that." Susan notes grimly.

"Tone down that optimism snow white! It's all doom and gloom here, smiling is banned! So says the almighty Hansen." You give her a shit eating grin.

"Give a guy a compliment." hansen grumbles,"Maybe I just like professionalism."

"Hey I heard what you did at the afterparty, you're not as stuck up as you pretend." turning your shit eating grin on him now instead; he takes off his glasses and rubs them to hide his embarressment as you and Susan chuckle quietly.

C455 is guiding fool to scholar. Virgin is panicking in cabin. It will take around 90 mins for outgroup to get back to cabin as is

> Check up on Intel (ask questions too)

> Find Dragon

> Send Text (Who to Who)

> Write-In

>>924129
>Find the fucking dragon

This is all for nothing if we have to send george out after Smaug Jr.

>>924129
>Find Dragon

>>924129
>find puff

>>924129
Find Mushu

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>>924152
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>>924135

"Let's go find puff the magic dragon." You say standing up in what you hope is a dramatic fashion.

"On it." Hansen says as he begins switching feeds at dizzying speeds.

"I thought you would have went for Mushu." Susan says at you head by her for a drink.

"Not all of us grew up wanting to be disney princesses." You say, "Plus he was a shitty director who hated the jews..."

You recieve a punch in the arm for badmouthing
Lord Disney. "Ow!"

"Just because you're a movie snob doesn't mean he's shit." She chides.

"Jesus no wonder you're head of security you hit like a fucking truck." You're about to ask Hansen for backup but he's super focused on locating Glaruung.

It looks like your house sized lizard is... surprisingly stealthy.

> I got no idea what options to present. Write-Ins please.

>>924135
>>924136
>>924145
>>924152
>inb4 dargon is kill
>inb4 it crashed into a wall and fell in the lake and drowned
>inb4 dargon found elevator and is in the command center reading Hansens crossword right behind us.
>inb4 it dug under the dome and is terrorizing the nearest free-range cattle farm.

>>924208

Anon, would I ever do that.

> Scribbles notes furiously

>>924205
>>924208
>Check to make sure Glaurung did not sneak into the base and make sure the dome is intact.
Also
>Check on VIRGIN, don't want that boy committing sepuku

Lazy fucking dragon, you got all this nubile young fuckmeat to devour and burn, and you go and fuck off to Old Ones know where.

Does James have to go up there and shoot the fuckers himself? Do we keep flamethrowers on site?

The virgin better not off himself while we are looking for Flap flap Mcgee the wonder lizard.

We got FOOL and SCHOLAR meeting up, just gotta keep VIRGIN alive, too bad we got zero chems and can't just knock him out for now.

>>924205
I have to defend Mulan sorry, Walt died in 1966 Mulan was released in 1998 the directors are the very alive very jew loving Tony Bancroft and Barry Cook.

>>924205
Depends what you've planned the dragon for the dragon's tendencies and motivations.

Is it a ravening beast, unthinking and hungry after its captivity? It might be stalking through the forest, looking for prey - or else hunting the Scholar right now, trying to uncover where she's hidden herself.

Is it a cunning creature, of human or maybe even greater intelligence? Perhaps it might be more long-term in its thinking, trying to find a way to disable or bypass the force field trapping it here.

Yet perhaps it already knows its purpose in our designs, and finds the goal of not awakening a slumbering god even more powerful than it is to be rather in line with its own objectives - in which case it may well attempt to establish communications with us to barter its services for immunity after the night is over.

Or it might just be tired of all this shit, and decided to curl up atop its hoard and take a nap after its most recent meal, as dragons are wont to do.

>>924205
>we have a dragon expert right fucking here.

He can A)find the fucking dragon

Or B) join the fucking sacros

Give him a side monitor while we check up on nofucks the incestuous wonderboy

>>924205
Addendum

If theres one thing a dragon can smell its burnt flesh, have tech stir up the air currents, perhaps glaurung will react

>>924244

Oh I know what he's doing, I don't know what you guys could do while it's being located.

>>924246
Dragon Expert is downstairs getting ready in case nobody can get dragon in containment.

>>924249
Fuck it get virgo in containment of safe room until gayerbro and crispycreme get back

>>924274
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>>924208

Options:

> Check on virgin

> Tech; change the air currents to direct burnt flesh to dragon (Will stop guiding Fool&Scholar)

> Activate Panic Room protocol on room where virgin is

> Write-In

>>924336
> Activate Panic Room protocol on room where virgin is

>>924336
>Activate Panic Room Protocol on room where virgin is
>Check on Virgin

This Panic room is FIREPROOF and Dragon proof right? Right?

Is our place secured too?

Oh God what is dargon doing?!

>>924246
Pretty sure that dude is St George, so I wouldn't fuck with him, something about being a legit dragonslayer and master of the last dragon. Also being several centuries old and apparently sleeping in enchanted armor.

>>924385
>>924246
Addendum on St. George's age. He has been around for MILLENIA. He was believed to have died in 303AD. So that would make this dragon-fucker about 1710 years old give or take a lifespan.

If it really is St George and Star wasn't just playing with us.

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>>924394

"Hansen please tell me you got eyes on our flying flamethrower?"

>>924506

We're voting on what to do whilst he's locating. Will use that dialogue though.

>>924336
>> Activate Panic Room protocol on room where virgin is

>>924586
fucking ignore this trip, it's been a long day

>>924506
Samefag. Clover til I get WiFi and I have to stop the app and reopen to make posting work.

>activate PANIC room

>>924599
>>924586

I always say trips are welcome in my quests so I can keep track of feedback easier so no worries, writing once I walk dog.

>>924599
>>924615
Newbie here, what is a trip?

>>924632

A name. Like how I'm listed as Star.

>>924632
trip is short for tripcode. It is the random gibberish after the name like Star. It is a way of identifying a poster as legitimately being them because anyone could put Star's name into the name field but figuring out what his tripcode actually is would be different since it works by translating a word or phrase into basically gibberish.

It was poster ID's long before poster ID's was a thing, also allows you to confirm the posters identity if their IP changes and resets their ID. Gonna see if I remember how to do this as an example.

If I remember right, you create a tripcode by using the # symbol in the name field followed by a code and it will transform it into a trip.

For example, this trip is #Fugg

>>924647
and this code is generated when I use #MegaFugg, trip can also refer to the name portion as well, but most trip-users or "tripfags" use both a name and tripcode.

Using a tripcode/name outside of certain instances is usually looked down upon as attention seeking behaviour by some. People that do it get an inordinate amount of flak sometimes.

>>924647
>>924653
Yup. For some, it's mostly used to keep track of who's who and especially in the civ quest I take part in it's actually necessary to have trips + character name so you know who's who. I just happened to accidentally post in here with it on, but I apologized as some people go "REEEE attention whore" even though most try their hardest not to.

>>924653
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>>924640
>>924662
Thank you!

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"Okay, lock down the room Virgin is in.... huh stashed the body in her bedroom, nice - they'll think he's banging her." You surmise, mostly to yourself.

You hammer the big blue button that was installed after last year and metal plates slide into place in the walls. Heatproof foam is sprayed inside the crawlspace between the two layers and on top of all that soundproofing is installed. Sadly, this is slightly noticeable as a series of loud thunks and clanks.

"Who's there?" Johnathon asks, warily holding up a bloody fist as if about to be assaulted.

You've already moved on after cracking a smile at your paranoid little murderer, "Hansen get me eyes on our flying flamethrower."

"About that-" He begins spinning a screen towards you, on it is what looks like every scale from your dragon's body laid out in a weird gooey mess.

"That's weird." You and Susan both chorus.

> GEORGE GET UP HERE

> Intel; 3 Questions

> Demo; blow something up

> Write-In

>>924742
>GEORGE GET UP HERE

"Oh FUCK, don't tell me this son of a bitch lizard just pulled a Tremors and molted into something else. If our dragon just turned into a fucking Graboid I am going to find it and throw it in the fucking septic tank and make it burrow through all the fucking bullshit it is putting me through." or something roughly like that.

Obviously, ask George what is going on the moment he gets in here. If this thing polymorphed into a person or did something else like that we want... we NEED to fucking know about it ASAP.

>>924742
> GEORGE GET UP HERE

>>924742
>> GEORGE GET UP HERE
Hopefully it's only molting, but we can't be too sure.

>>924742
> get George up in here

>>924742

https://youtu.be/Oh8AsXWcBbc?t=1m15s

Yeaah, I'm just going to leave this here because related.

Also
> Get Georgy up here!

So, is it a bad time to ask for Chems?
...
> inb4 Chems-leak caused dragon to go FUBAR.

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>>924995

It is a bad time.

>>924742
GEOOOOORGE!

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"George!" You shout into the headset as soon as it answers.

"Yer, what is it, I still got a couple enchantments t'go."

"Weird stuff. Weird shit is happening so get up here and help." You shout.

"Bloody hell a dragon should be predictable as anything. On my way." As he hangs up you hear what sounds to be metal grinding across a concrete floor.

"He sounded worried." You relay to your team.

The room is silent while everyone ponders what it takes to worry a dragon expert. It's not going to pull a Tremors and become a Graboid or something right.... right?

"Excuse me, I have to pray." Hansen's ominous statemtn is the only response from your colleagues as you patiently wait for George to ride 33 floors of elevator.

We're paused for pathfinder, will continue tomorrow (Hopefully) or Monday (definently)

>>925100

I just hope I can be there for the climax, so I can give my vote for not partying hard tonight, but having a proper wake. Like, legitimate honoring of our losses.
As in, give our wife a proper shack. In honors of Rachel.

Pathfinder is looking like it's cancelled. So If there's still people here I might continue.

Quote this post with your best insult if you're down for more cabin.

>>925369
Poopy head

>>925369
You're writing is abysmal and Purps is a terrible character

>>925387

Not gonna lie. Before I remembered I asked for that you got me for a second. Good one.

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>>925369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqTRuSvdy0

>>925369
You have no respect for you fellow man, jerking us around like this.

>>925369
hithere

>>925369
Wagons are dumb

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>>925424
Good effort, you get a B for taste in frnachise and gifs
>>925427
C- You started weak but finished strong.
>>925429
F
>>925435
Factually incorrect, wagons are the greatest transport and storage medium as objectively proven. See me after class.


Seriously, I'm just waiting on GM giving the word that we're cancelling. Only he and I and he can't reach other 2.

Remember:

>>925455

This post.

It scares confuses me.

>>925503

I mispelled franchise, but I'm a huge dynasty fanboy. So I liked your insult anon.

Senpai is noticing you.

>>925369
"You don't deserve tendies."

>>925522

Motherfucker the biggest insult here is implying I want tendies.

>>925542
So I successfully baited you into replying? :^)
The biggest insult was getting you to reply to that shitpost in the first place.

>>925519

Was more referring to the
> GM cancelling other reaching 2 remember I don't know what the fuck I'm writing
part of things.

But yes, After Xtreme Legends I'm now playing through Empires.
With Lore friendly OCs.
I love creating a whole UNiverse around that shit, and even aim on creating my own religious-war (not so lore-friendly) Scenario.

But now it's time to be Fanboying about Cabins, not Badasses.
With the exception of Hansen. He's stone cold.

>>925369
Oh fuck the hell yes! I was just refreshing the page to curse you for this cliffhanger.

>>925588
For some reason (sleep deprivation) I just imagined Hansen having like a ghetto black guy's inner monologue
>Sheeeiiitt if this bitch ass dragon keep playin' us like dis, dat nigga gonna catch these hands on his lil' bitch jaw gnomesaiyan.

>>925588

2 members aren't here.

Gm and I are.

He can't reach them as one phone is off and the other went to voice.

>>925635
He's very much based off Tommy Lee Jones. So I imagine it to be like:

"Dragon, just come on out. I'm sick of looking for your scaley ass." that stern but bargaining type of tone.

In other news, I bought snacks for 4 people and am ruining the /fit/ I just got back.

>>925651
I am eating a peanut butter sandwhich while waiting for my tea to steep, peanutbutter without a beverage is suffering.

Lets get this going again, sure more than just the two of us will show up once it climbs up the post list.

>>925651

I'm thinking about PIzza.
Toppings are:
> Spicy Salami
> Garlic
> Tabasco
> Pepperoni
> Jalapeños

... Shit, now I'm REALLY hungry.

So... how many of you guys are there, organizing all of this?
Sounds like you are more than just a one-man-band from what you wrote.

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"Okay. So what we're lookin at here is a skin shed." George says with a frown, "Which is good news and bad news depending on how yer looking at it."

"Good news?" You say suspiciously, "Give me some of that."

"When a dragon sheds their skin they end up lookin like the area around 'im. So yer lookin' at a big scaley sneaky camoflagued beast of destruction." He says, sounding a lot less happy than you'd expect when giving good news.

"Now what's the bad news George." Hansen asks, with more wirnkles showing on his face each time you look at him.

"Bad news is this is the best time t'kill a dragon. Them new scales aren't half as thick as 'is old ones are yet. Which so long as he does 'is business fer you is good for me." He admits.

> You're going to kill the Dragon?

> So what could kill him now?

> What should we do?

> Write-In

>>925779
I think he was talking about his pathfinder group.

Also, dear God all that fucking salt is going to kill you son.

>>925798
> So what could kill him now?

>>925779
Mmm

>chicken
>spinach
>feta
>roasted garlic

>pesto dipping sauce for any bread stick

>>925799

Oh please, I used to play LoL.
As for the spice, I'm a culinary masochist.

>>925798

> So what could kill him now?

As long as it's not
> Pretty much anything, just throw a rock at it
We are in the clear

>>925798
>> So what could kill him now?

>>925798
>So what could kill him now?

Why does it remind me of this skit from Aquateen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv4pteN_Lio
>He can only be killed with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalass
>Or you know a regular bone saber
>really a metal saber would probably work
>Or a spear
>Really anything sharp should do the job
>A sturdy pencil. Just wiggle it around a bit till you find the right spot.

>>925844
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>>925893

"So what are we talking here? Vorpal blade? Greatsword? Wet noodle?"

"In terms o' what they got up there. Don't let them hit it with the RV. Maybe if they brought the cabin down on it too - only things that hit in my weight class." He says sagely, he reaches up to rub his chin but the full metal helmet stops him so he just kind of flounders. "Anythin' else?"

> Anything Else to ask George?

> Intel; 3 Qs

> Write-In
> Write-In

>>925931
>Exactly how smart is this thing, could it have figured out that we are using it?
>Can we expect it to keep hunting while its scales harden, any changes in its behaviour that we should know about?
>Any use for the shed skin? Is it super flammable, can it be brewed into a potion of invulnerability, etc. Anything we might be able to use, or have to worry about one of the more lore savvy ones taking advantage of?

>>925931

So... the RV...
Is it still running?

> Demo: Oh hey, guess what?

>>925951
>>925931
This was meant to be a vote for
>Anything else to ask George?

So one of the anons at Shinigami Savant asked me to link him here. Another then asked me to shill shinigami savant.

If you haven't heard of it - in my opinion the best bleach quest there has been. Although I think Fresh Soul Reaper is catching up fast.

>>924018

>>925973
>Better than German Hollow Quest
Nobody fucks with Kaizer Soize! He was a Nazi that accidentally the Jews and shit. I still remember his first reaction to a Menos Grande

Kaizer: (Internal monologue: I don't know why, but that face, that long hooked nose...) "Disgusting..."
Other Hollow: "Yeah, those mindless beasts are pretty disgusting, nothing of them is left in there, no mind, no free will."
Kaizer: "Huh?"

Also he has succesfully adopted a human child, and a Hollow, and those two spawned a grandchild for him. And now he has knocked up Tia Harribel after becoming the sole ruler of Hueco Mundo, so yeah pretty boss motherfucker.

>>925973
>>926014
Also, despite being a really nice guy, when someone tries to threaten what he has created or his family's safety he essentially becomes the Devil.

Turned Aizen into a blob of eternally growing cancer.

Fuck yeah, Hollow Quest.

Also, he is a good and honorable man who wifeyed Harribel before getting her preggers.

>>926032

Just never got into GHQ.

I think I gave it to thread 4. But it was a while ago. Were I not buried in catching up I'd give it another shot.

As much as ribbz is trying to get me into apocalypse amnesiac.

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>tmw never read/saw/anything Bleach related

So...
Himehorn 911 is pretty neato...
Although they are in hiatus at the moment...
> awkward intensifies

Remember when everyone lined up to chat shit to me?

The fuck did you all go you wanks!

>>926073
Never read it, think I skimmed a thread once and was totally lost. Give us the pitch.

>>926060
Ohwell, it isnt for everyone.
I like the Hollow aspect of it.

Not to be sexist, but I prefer the male protag sometimes, stops random yuri-faggotry and I feel like I can connect better with the character and what they are going through. Fem protags are good too, it just seems like 80% of the decently written quests that stick around are female protags, including the last two Shinigami based Bleach quests.

I would say once Kaizer makes it to Hueco the series changes.

>>925952
supporting

>>926090
Maybe cause your tastes a shit! A SHIIITTT!

Next thing you know you will be saying Beyond the Gate and Modern Necromancy Redux are shit too!

>>926095

Well my quests have:

Purps
Sukāretto

who are female

and then James for the dudes.

So 2/3.

>>926104
I'd like to think you all know me enough to realize I would defend Necro Redux.

It was on hiatus last I checked; did QM ever come back or is he as ded as death?

Also, Writing.

>>925931
Tell him to help out whoever is looking for the dragon now.
Lets focus on the two in the woods now and hopefully we will see the camo dragon eat them.

So is George just going to kill the dragon after it has done it's work? That's pretty callous man.

>>926111
Dude...
>>909378

It has been back for like six threads now, it is a redo but it is going pretty good.

The city, character, setting is pretty good.

Our secret lair is an old pink treehouse, we have it locked with a bike lock and may or may not have a sign up labeling it as "Lizzies Fortress of Wholesome Christianity".
Skelly did have to take a short break for a week or so though in this one.

>>926104
Riku (The MC in SSQ) married Yoruichi. Surprisingly the /u/ thing is very subdued to the point of non-existence.
She is Kindred Spirits with Tia.
Also good friends with Coyote Starrk.
Gin and Rangiku are her adopted kids.
She's also Ichigo's Aunt and takes the opportunity to troll/bully him when it presents himself.
She wields two separate Zampakuto.
One of the swords is her past mortal life whom is a Sternritter.
The other is a living goddess who is the daughter of a more powerful Goddess, which technically means Riku a god.
Her bankai lets her temporarily ascend into godhood.
Her Career highlights include being on the front lines of two world wars, countering the Aizen plot in canon bleach, Making Muramasa BTFO with a glare, countering the Reigai initial assault and forcing them to retreat by killing a clone of Retsu Unohana, and telling the Royal Guard to fuck off on one occasion.
Gaze upon these achievements and despair.

>>925952
this

>>926163
Well, Kaizer married Tia, since Sharktits are best tits
His adopted son is a Jewish boy who he saved from Auschwitz and turned into a Fullbringer
His adopted daughter is Alex, a young roughly teenage looking hollow whom he turned when he was mindless by biting her arm off when she was a Plus
Coyote Starrk is his Sheriff
He is the creator of Vanaheim a massive spiritual forest in Hueco Mundo
His regenerative powers are responsible for reviving the ancient plants that used to populate Hueco Mundo that were destroyed by Barrigon
He destroyed a 40 million year old Hollow, that was actually the spirit of a tyrannosaurus
He also found said tyrannosaurus reincarnated into a Plus in Soul Society, turned him back into a Hollow and helped him take his mask off again (tiny arms) to become an Arrancar and return as a pal.
He stole the Hermits Zanpaktou and turned it into his walking stick.
His sword is a Kriegsmesser
His release is like Barrigons respira, his nano-hollows become airborne and can break down matter/change the cell structure of any living thing it touches, including healing from near death.
Also, the Hogyoku got stuck in his Hollow Hole and he has succesfully made some decent wishes without abusing it so far.

Also, an entire family of Quincy's hate him, and for over half a century every time he encounters them he leaves them totally unharmed and extremely butthurt over the fact that he barely notices or cares about them.

>>926163
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Also we are kinda dicks for hijacking this quest to talk about other ones XD

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"So the RV could be an issue? Alright, get on the monitor and help Hansen out finding our boy, his old eyes aren't quite so sharp these days." You quip as you begin dialing.

Loud metal footsteps shaking your floor tell you he's moving, "Yar eyes are nowhere near as old as mine Hansen." He says chidingly? reassuringly? He talks funny.

Anyways.

"HARRY?"

"WHAT?"

"I say I and you say-"

"ED!

"I"

"ED!!!!! He sings as your facility shakes and the power flickers for a second.

Yet again you're thankful The director took your many many many many extensive notes on practicality into account when building the stables.

"Fucking old layout and it's lack of redudnant power sources and big red monster release button." You grumble as you watch a small mushroom cloud bloom above the treeline.

Your dragon roars somewhere out there and the two travellers panic. The Scholar directs her erstwhile hero to into a small crater that ironically the dragon itself made.

It's at this point he begins interrogating her about what the fuck's going on. She begins to explain, to him in hushed pain tones.

"E's scared now." George notes. You think his next comments were more mental notes said aloud; "Even if explosions won't kill 'im - might be useful to have some to frighten 'im..."

"Great job HARRY" You say.

"I am a palading of Explosivity!" He says signing off.

> Tech; awww looks like [THE SCHOLAR]'s phone wont work...

> Demo; are having an orgy again so unavailable

> Intel; waddup

> Write-In

>>926245
No feel free to discuss whatever, I love it.

>>926245
at least it helps give lurkers awareness of some entertaining highlights of other quests and might convince them to lurk/participate in those quests given the state of /qst/.

>>926255
> Tech; awww looks like [THE SCHOLAR]'s phone wont work...

>>926255
>Tech
If we get the Scholars phone to stop working that means we can get them to try and make a break for either the RV or the Cabin. In theory at least.

>>926255
>How the fuck do we get the dragon to stop being such a big fucking puss puss and go for the food.
>Tech: change the wind to get the scholars scent over towards the dragon
>If dragon doesnt move, try to get Demo or tech to drive it and spook it.

If it comes down to it, I say we send George to kill Puss the magic dragon and we go and shoot the kids.

>>926303
We can go in dressed as Dragon worshipers or some shit.

>>926303

I honestly have no idea if you having George fight the dragon would get you enough points for the ancient ones to cum themselves to sleep over it.

I'd be tempted to roll for it.

>>926323
Save it for after we complete the ritual, it'll be a little something extra.

>>926342

Could have that replace your lewd prize for Hansen winning the betting pool.

I'll list it as an option.

>>926363
Oh hell yah'.

>>926323
Damn, I was so hyped for this dragon at the start, maybe we should fill our stable with more practical creatures next year.

You know something that is actually blood thirsty and decent to direct instead of something with such a

MASSIVE
BLEEDING
VAGINA

If it comes down to being our only option it might be what we have to do. We need to get the wind blowing the scent of FOOL and SCHOLAR towards the dragon though.

I mean, having George kill the dragon is only a secondary thing, getting the kids dead (possibly by security set up as Dragon Cultists) would be primary.

It seems like such a weak ending to have to go do the killing ourself. I mean we started off with the epic reveal of the Dragon killing The Whore, and then spooking The Scholar, but now it is just sitting there jerking off. The fucking Virgin has an equal kill score to this thing, not to say I don't think it can turn this around, but just saying if the Virgin survives this we might be better off clearing out the dragons stables and throwing a Futon in there with a mattress and TV and offering it to the Virgin as a rent-free apartment with all the Albino pussy he can fuck so long as he does his thing and murders innocent people once a year.

That actually makes me wonder how many times they have recruited their human/humanoid stock of monsters and "monsters" from people that survived the ritual and either got found out to be total psychos or something supernatural.

>>926401
*Don't think it can't turn this around

Just getting caught up

The dragon is a pussy

Its trying to fuck us

The virgin is a stone cold murderer, and gay(?)

Bleach quests are awesome

This dragon is a total bitch.

Did i miss anything?

Also i feel i would be remiss not to mention speester quest. Qm feels new but has good ideas.

>>926323
Mysterious dragon slayer shows up to help troubled teens

Fails to save them because they dont fucking listen.

Yeah i could see that working in a horror film

>>926442
You forgot how much of a pussy the dragon is.

Virgin isn't gay, his twin brother is.
He killed the bitch because she tried to claw out his eyes (might have actually blinded him permanently in one eye) and she tried to rape and humiliate his faggot brother.

Bleach quests are awesome, you got that, but forgot Yoruichi a shit, Sharktits best waifu.

Also the dragon is a shit. Might be on to us though. Maybe as a reward we should let it free after this, I want to see the retarded fucker fly into a goddamn Windmill and get it's head lopped off in some corn field in Illinois.

I really hope that the Virgin doesn't fuck the girls body. He is horny, drunk, angry, and alone with what for all purposes is a hot as fuck chick who wont fight back whom just seriously pissed him off and is likely already warmed up from earlier. Just saying, I have known guys who have had a hell of a dry spell and would probably fuck a fresh corpse if they knew they could get away with it and figured they would already go to jail for murder.

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"Hey James I just turned off her phone. Making her look crazy." C45513 informs you. If you didn't know any better you'd think she was sad.

"Thanks C45513." You reply almost absentmindedly.

"By the way, that dragon isn't showing up on thermal anymore. Thought I'd mention that. Thing was abright fucking white light and now it's just our sacrifices."

"Yer, his flame's due t'come back on in like five minutes. He wont be trackable by heat till then." George pipes up staring intensely over Hansen's shoulder.

"Well Ja-"

"There." George says pointing at the monitor. "That canopy movement is unnatural. I believe he is hunting them in the branches."

"Hunting?" You say

"In the branches? Susan says skeptically.

"Remember this is a creature of ancient magic. If 'e uses 'is wings it is able to manipulate the winds and it's own weight in quite frankly frightnin' ways." George says soberly.

"Why isn't he eating them?" You cry as you flick to better monitors on your feed. Honestly even knowing exactly where it is, seeing the greenie brown dragon is like...

A tree in a forest? You don't even know anymore. It's blending in well.

"He's hunting because he knows they must have a nest. The big boom spooked 'im - so he's being cautious, but I don't think he knows about us yet. I didn't think that fear conditionin' for grenades took so well." George really needs to be better about eye contact, you have no idea if he's thinking aloud or having an actual discussion.

> Demo; Spook him into attacking

> Intel; How's the Virgin doing mentally

> Chem; any chance of you guys not being dead? No. Okay good work.

> Write-In

>>926516
I'm sure the Virgin was freaking out after he murdered the Athlete right? Anychance Tech got a recording of his ramblings and can play that so that it lures them AWAY from the cabin?

>>926556

If it's voted as a write-in I will allow playing a recording on his brother's phone.

>>926516
>Intel; How's the Virgin doing mentally
>Chem; any chance of you guys not being dead? No. Okay good work.

Shouldn't our fucking onsite Necromancer have at least gotten some of Chem back up and running, even if just for a night as semi-sentient zombies that can follow orders?

Pretty sure when we rolled to check we found we DID have a Necromancer available, has the place cleared out enough for him to get to work?

Now that I know our scaley friend is still on the job, I am more worried about making sure the Virgin doesn't decide to hate-fuck the Scholars corpse. Because it would really suck if we failed this ritual due to the Virgin deciding it would be a perfect time to crack open a cold one so to speak.

>>926516
No this works actually.

Its tense, scary as fuck and the losers have no idea.

Let it happen

>>926571

Necro is waiting outside, only 2 rooms are vented fully. So like 12% cleared.

>>926571
what fug said

>>926571
Sorry, Athletes corpse, not Scholar's corpse.

>>926556
Also, the dragon is looking for the "nest" of the sacrifices, so that means it will be looking for the Cabin. We need to let the Scholar and Fool make it back to the Cabin, the place is on lockdown right now so they shouldn't be able to get in. Once it realizes that it found the "nest" it will torch those two and we will be done.

Alternatively we could let them in and Fool would Piccolo for his brother and block the flames long enough that he would die before Virgin does.

I just really want to make sure that Virgin isn't tenderizing the corpse.... with his penis.

>>926498
Its odd because her pouty face ability should have had him jackhammering her in minutes or less

>>926572

Other non spook options advance time. Not sure what this vote is for as of right now.

Next post will be tomorrow or Monday depending on real life.

3:30 am = bedtime. Sorry guys.

How's this ritual treating you. I feel in an effort to make sure we didn't steamroll this I may have played up dragon's slothful nature too much.

But I will say, anons contributed to Dragon not going nuclear right away. Y'all are (kinda rightly) trying to make each kill entertaining.

But give me feedback and stuff in thread, twatter or on discord.

Shill stuff:

Tw: @StarbornQ
Cs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1csg7vC-Yz10aAqk9ZwdCNv24obLGTtM5p6bKkPq1Pgc/edit#heading=h.74gk3dg6mvjp
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYq

Starborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356
Starborn Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Starborn
Cabin Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Cabin
Lewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOP

>>926584
Well, are there any dead bodies in there? If we can get a few of them going, it's not like Zombies can die to Biblical Plagues, black lung, or fairy dust. I mean as long as they don't need their lungs or skin, not sure about the fairy dust.

Can we add the reanimated corpses of the mutated infectious chem department to the stables for next ritual? Trigger item can be a bottle of bugspray or perfume.

>>926620
The revelation that the dragon is slowly stalking them through the forest waiting ti murder them makes up for his lethargic nature.

I fully expect shit to get real once we reach the cabin. Dragon arms snatching bitches through windows, scrubs barely avoiding firey death.

Maybe a "come with me if ya want ta live" moment from george.

Climaxing with the heroic sacrifice of onw brother to save another.

Fucking beautiful

>>926662
Of course the virgin isnt pure in the total sense any more, so we have to make sure his bitch ass dies just for good measure

>>926662

Glad payoff was worth it.

Night anons.

>>926620
You are doing good man, I am not frustrated with YOU. I am frustrated with this FUCKING DRAGON, which is a pretty good sign of good writing and kinda puts me in the shoes of James. Also you had a good reason for the dragon doing what it has been doing and making it challenging for us to control it and get it to play ball, which it should be tough to do since it is a FUCKING DRAGON.

Also, yeah, we did get a bit ridiculous trying to keep Virgin alive, this whole crew of sacrifices has been tough to handle since alot of their abilities play against simple plans so we gotta get creative and that makes people nervous.

Glad we didn't steam roll this one as much as we did the first. Then again the BoatBreaker did get two kills, he got the Whore and the Virgin. But we kinda made it anti-climactic by blowing the cabin as soon as the Virgin was clear.

I would like to refrain from us directly killing anyone this time, which seems to be possible since we learned that Dragon was still playing ball, but we just couldn't spot it or understand what it was doing.

>>926662
>>926679
No, we put Virgin in the stables and use him as killer for next time, preferably against a squad of nothing but Cheerleaders and Stacey's. After all that time with the rage building, and an entire year of Susan and/or Max/whoever cockteasing him he will go full Supreme Gentlemen on those bitches.

I mean fuck, Susan's snow-white ass pressed up against the glass of my cell showing it all, every day, just out of reach, leaving with a little kiss on the glass that leaves just a little lipstick print, that would drive me fucking insane and want to rape and kill anything I caught when I finally got out.

But seriously, I don't know about sending George out, we are making movies for the Old Ones.

The Old Ones identify most with the monsters, not the people. The monsters are the heroes to them. I am pretty sure that they stay asleep, because they get these video feeds every once and a while now and go "Ehhh... the world doesn't need me to go out there and fuck shit up, it is still pretty terrible, I will leave it to the new generation for now, some of these new guys need to stretch their wings and get their sea legs for tormenting these stupid mortals."

Pretty much our videos convince them that shit is still as terrifying and horrible as when they walked the Earth. So they just jerk one out and go back to napping on the couch and eating Madness and Entrail flavored Hotpockets.

>>926748
Dude the old ones are omniscient.

They dont need a video feed.

They make us do this because they fucking know its futile.

No matter what ritual we enact it will eventually fail.

This way they get to torment us even while they slumber by making us kill our young with the remnants of their dreaming horrors.

Amd we do it. Every fucking year. Because the alternative is worse.

The ritual isnt the entertainment.
Humanity i

>>928231

Metal as fuck.

I was planning an update or two but family appeared.

Just don't know who sees my twatter and who's on discord so thought I'd post here too.

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You dial the intel extension, "Max. It's your scent-pie; I'm in need of some info."

"Yo Jerry. It's me. She's in the ladies-" He begins before the skinny girl appears behind him sinisterly, ramming him out of the screen with a palm strike that Jackie Chan would approve of.

"Anything you need I'll be happy to do." She says dreamily, before she blushes furiously; "Answer! Answer! I'll be happy to answer any questions!" She protests furiously much to Susan's amusement.

"I need to know what Johnathon is likely to do now. We don't want this to be for nothing if he offs himself." You ask the blushing woman who looks like she's trying to eat her hand.

"Well he's probably going to retreat and numb himself. Unless we directly put the idea in his head he won't do anything so dumb senpai. Maybe he'll punch the walls and door if something reminds him of the others." She looks like a proud child in kindergarten.

You feel like you need to pat her hooded head or something, you could order Jerry to if you really felt the need you suppose. "Anything else Sir?" She salutes.

> 3 Questions can be asked to intel this turn (Eg if we do ____ what would happen)

> Back to outside

> Back to Virgin cam

> Write-In

>>932337
Back outside we need to finish this

>>932337
>Back to outside

>>932337
>Back to outside

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Writing once internet decides to not be a shit.

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You flick your feeds back to the outside where your band of survivors are trudging through the muddy forest.

In the distance a light, the cabin shines like a beacon in the black void. But you notice an odd shape, a sort of hulking tumour balanced on top of the roof.

It's not hiding any more, it scales are glittering in the moonlight as it's reptillian nature expresses itself; it's long, thick serpentine body slowly slithering down to the ground.

Unfortunately, Marty sees it too. "So this dragon. I believe you now. What do we do?"

Jane hauls herself off of Marty's shoulder to stand on shaky legs. You notice that your dragon is showing up on thermal imaging again, "We... split up. One of us will get John and drive off." She huffs, gritting her teeth from the cold breeze on her burned arm.

You see [THE FOOL] nervously glance at her as the beast slowly makes it way to them. You hear loud hissing, rumbling thunder and realize the beast is laughing as it's cut them off from their nest.

"Best of luck Jane." Marty pauses then adds, "On 3." someberly.

"1" He starts

"2" she follows rising to her full height gingerly.

"3" They both cry as they dash off the left and right side of the path.

> Follow [SCHOLAR]

> Follow [FOOL]

> Write-In

>>932671
> Follow [SCHOLAR]
Roasted roastie

>>932671
>> Follow [SCHOLAR]

>>932671
>> Follow [SCHOLAR]
And seriously? No one has made a "I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF DRAGONS" joke yet?

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I know right? I have a folder

You instruct the cameras to follow [THE SCHOLAR] as she darts off to the left and dives into a ditch. There she cowers as the sounds of rampaging and roaring move away.

You can see her counting ten Missippippis to herself. Before she peeks up. On the path is a mess of toppled trees, misplaced dirt and craters. All pointing in the opposite direction, so she flees towards the cabin.

> Lift Lockdown

> Keep her Locked out

> Switch Camera ([VIRGIN] or [FOOL])

>>932749
>> Keep her Locked out

>>932749
>Keep her Locked out

>>932749
> Keep her Locked out
Let's not give her a place to hide. We need her dead

>>932749
>> Keep her Locked out
>> Switch Camera ([FOOL])
As long as the lock down isn't lifted she can't get in. Make sure we get the kill on the FOOL then lead Smaug to PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.

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She runs to the door, pulling it desperately to no avail. She stands firm and begins ramming her good fist against it,then throwing her whole weight into it behind her shoulder.

But that door wont move, no matter what that cabin is locked until you say it is and your job is too important to let a crying teen save herself. No matter how riveting a performance each actress much play their role.

And that is an unalienable fact even for your foolish soccer player. As he sprints through the forest with only a thin strip of meat connectin his arm to his shoulder. He runs, evidently in shock as much as he is in denial; adrenaline and self preservation giving him speed and pain tolerance that will fade into agony in time.

He is taunted by Glaurung as he lazily strolls after him;

"Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick..."

He lands infront of him as [THE FOOL] learns why man truly began to fear fire all those millenia ago.

"Jack jump over
The candlestick."

The last thing the teen hears is that raspy, smug voice taunting him and the last thing he sees is an impossibly orange fire as his eyeballs and grey matter begin to melt. This time the dragon's belly is full - so their is no charred meat. No corpse to be cleane dup once the ritual is done; merely the smell of death and a flurry of grey ashes on the artifical breeze.

[THE FOOL] has been killed

You stand, slowly crossing the distance to the wooden cabinets; a key is turned and a panel slides open. You pull the archaic lever and the blood of the late fool flows into it's place in the ceremonial tablets as your prayer falls on unkowable euclid ears;

This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. You intone mirthlessly.

There is a silence before you slap your hands together with a deafening retort; "Home stretch ladies and gentleman, we got BBQ half baked so let's put her bac in the oven."

"You mixed your metaphors there." Susan notes.

"Like I care right now, we got this!" You say in hubris.

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Options because I am dumb;

> Check on [VIRGIN]

> Lift Lockdown

> Find [SCHOLAR]

> Write-In

>>932822
>> Check on [VIRGIN]

>>932822
>> Check on [VIRGIN]

>>932822
>> Find [SCHOLAR]

>>932822
>Check on [VIRGIN]

>>932822
> Check on [VIRGIN]

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Your camera switches back to [THE VIRGIN] and he's sobbing to himself. He's eh... not looking too good there in your expert opinion... [THE ATHLETE] took his eye out pretty good and without treatment he's losing vision in it rapidly.

His mental state's not too great either, he's taking a few kicks at the corpse and now holds a broken lamp smeared with her blood.

You're glad you're not framing her body in this shot.

As you're watching he throws the lamp at the door with a furious roar, he mus thav realized he's locked in for some reason.

The muttering to himself is quite unsettling.

> LIFT LOCKDOWN

> Tech have [SCHOLAR] and him on phone

> Demo; do something

> Intel; any questions

> Write-In

>>932884
>Tech: find [SCHOLAR]

>>932884
>Tech have [SCHOLAR] and him on phone

That should be able to distract the SCHOLAR at least, let the dragon sight in on her

>>932884

>Tech have [SCHOLAR] and him on phone

Get the ball rolling~

>>932884
> Intel; any questions
At the moment:
-How long until Scaly McScalerson pounds the last girl
-What is Virgin bound to do at the moment? What if he meets the Schola?

Getting the Virgin to know about his brother will increase self-harm risks.

- Any way to make the Scholar run away from the house (yet still be the next victim)?

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"Oh dearest holograph, herest my proclaimation. Those heathens hath not offered thee yon nudes." You say in your impersonaiton of some of the cultists you've dealt with.

"Yes my noble manwhore. How shall I aide their smiting?" Your lttle desk slut parrots back.

"Yeah honeybun if you could connect a call between them that would be hunky dorey." You change to 1950s husband voice.

"Sure thing sweetie, they're both ringing now."

"Thank you dralin'" You wink

"Eat a dick James!" She chimes back before disspating.

"If I didn't know any better I'd say you were insane." Hansen deadpans.

"Yeah instead he's just a weirdo and a creep." Susan finishes good naturely.

You see both teens scramble to answer the calls. Virgin's deperately trying to keep calm...

Wait a second activates

[SCHOLAR] knows something's wrong, demands to be let in. virgin confesses he;s locked in - tearjerking stuff here. She's desperate, he's trapped. She's begging. He's crying.

She begins pleading; "John I know you're scared right now and I don't know why but... I know something's wrong in there but it's worse out here...." She breaks down slumping against the door eyes shut in sorrow. "There's a monster out here. A dragon, it's big, it's powerful and... I think it's just me left out here. Just you, me and Elidh. So please.... just let me in..."

She's completely beaten, your virgin has no words left, both of them merely sob into the phones in there hands as ageless death rests on it's haunches watching the human plead to be let into it's nest.

> LIFT LOCKDOWN

> Let this play out

> Demo; (what?)

> Tech; (what?)

> Write-In

>>933132

Can we make it easier for the dragon to see the cabin somehow?
Forest is burning, if some trees were to trip over nobody would bat an eye.

Right?

>>933152

He's like 10 feet from the front door, Scholar is crying with her back to door and eyes shut, so she doesn't see our boy just watching her curiously.

>>933132
>> Let this play out
This should make for a nice and emotional ending to the night's festivities.

>>933132

> Press F key on keyboard.
You did gods... hmm... You did our work, kid.
Let's hope for a quick end for her.

And the virgin is even ALIVE.

Well, afterparty is expecting us.

>>933132

> LIFT LOCKDOWN

A horrible idea- but I wanna see her freakout when realizing Virgin-boy is a murderer.

>>933132
>> Let this play out
Can we get her smell to the dragon one last time?

>>933132
I say
>lift the lockdown

Its a horrible idea, but perhaps the virgin just wants to even the score the Ashardalon?

>>933224
>>933217
>>933202
>>933189
>>933152

This is looking like voting for sit and wait but a few votes are unclear so for clarity:

> Let it happen

> Lift Lockdown

quote this post and be obvious please.

>>933263
>> Let it happen

>>933263
>> Let it happen

>>933263

Know what?
Fuck it
> Let it go
> Let it go
> Can't hold it back anymore

And now
> Lift Lockdown

>>933263
>Lift lockdown

>>933263
LIFT THAT LOCKDOWN BOI

>>933263
>Let it happen
We absolutely do not want the Virgin's guilt driving him to do some kind of heroic sacrifice.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>933343
>>933319
>>933313
>>933290
>>933266

1 voyeur

2 for door

>>933360
oh thank god. y u try and trick us with trap option, QM

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>>933360

Ah!
The alien cultists won't have it this time either!

*garble garble*

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>>933343
>>933319
>>933313
>>933292
>>933290
>>933266

"Little snack. Little snack. Caught alone outside her shack." Glauruung snickers in his weird hissy voice.

[THE SCHOLAR] squeaks in pure unadulterated terror, [THE VIRGIN] also freezes. He isn't sure why but his every instinct is screaming at that voice but he is still frozen even without seeing the smoke billowing from the monster's maw.

"So much fight, so much fright. Trapped with a dragon in the dead of night...." He tuts.

"P-please d-d-don't kill me." Jane stutters form the ball she's curled into next to the door.

"Why wouldn't I kill you? Such a sweet young morsel out for her hide, but you don't seem to understand you already died." He chuckles.

"A RIDDLE!" She screams and the dragon cocks his head.

"Oh fuck." You and Hansen say as the realization strikes.

"A delightful game, a battle of wit. I accept your proposal; perhaps it shall buy you some time." He sits like a dog with his tail waving back and forward patiently.

"Um.... One hundred feet in the air, I lie on my back." [THE SCHOLAR]] stammers.

"Interesting wordplay. The answer is a centipede. Are you a bard morsel?" Glauruung asks.

"K-kind of."

"Well morsel,

Over fire and over stone,

Over water and over bone,

Shining out like jewels of light,

On a sheet of purest night.

What am I?"

She clearly didn't expect the spotlight to come back on to her and her eyes go wide as saucers as the dragon's grin mimics the famed cheshire cat.

Suddenly [THE VIRGIN] snaps out of his reverie.

> Cut the phone call

> Too obvious, lift the lockdown

> Explosion to spook the dragon

> Write-In

>>933420
Cut the call. Virgin knows the answer.

>>933420

> It's a lock.
> falling down.

Now look at that, whatever was jamming the door has been unlocked.

There is no trick question, only the better way to solve things.

Yeah, fuck you dragon.
You don't get this kill.

So, do we want to kill her ourselfs, or should we make the virgin kill her.
How about suicide?
Or make her bleed out.

Because the virgin might try some stupid shit.
Maybe even succeed.

What were the virgins special skills again?
None, right?

>>933420
CUT THE CALL

>>933444

None.

Except any skills that a pure human might have in any mythology.

>>933420
>Other
>Tech needs to play a simulated scream of terror in the Athlete's voice, coming from the room where her corpse lies, right fucking NOW

>>933420
This guy's write in >>933459
is perfect, if we can do it faster than we could
>Cut the Call

>>933420

>>933444

>>933459

I want a combination of all of this stuff.

Tech:
>>933459

Then cut the call.
Then open the lock?

Anyways, this writeup
>>933459

>>933420
>> Cut the phone call

>>933471
>>933466
>>933459
>>933451
>>933444
>>933434

I will accept simulated scream but you realize you're asking for;

Cutting a line from C455.
Unlocking all the doors and safeties from her.
AND; Her to play a smulated scream.


all that before your virgin says anything?

I will give you the write in and 1 option.

> Lockdown lift

> Cut lines.

>>933474
>> Cut lines.

>>933474

Well, Lockdown lift.
Duh.

>>933474
Simulated scream asap, then cut lines while the Virgin's distracted.

>>933474
>Cut lines.

>>933474
>> Cut lines.
while the virgin's distracted, like >>933485
said
also
>C455 is an AI
>She can multitask at processor speed
Why would she have problems multitasking, the only limit is the speed of our voice

>>933474
> Cut lines.
You won't get this from us, cultists!

>>933452
Pure my ass, dudes a psycho murderer

I say let it ride phone call and all.

If she beats the dragon we lift the lockdown

Then the virgin can kill her to cover up his crime

>>933509
>>933481
why would you want to lift the lockdown? If she beats the dragon and the virgin pops out, then the dragon can just kill him and when he dies out of order, we're all fucked

>>933515
Why would the virgin go outside?

Hes locked in his bedroom.

Scholar will get in the cabin before he even gets to the door.

Then its a subliminal "she let your brother die" and "you cant trust her" away from bitchicide

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>>933499
>>>933434
>>933498
>>933493
>>933485
>>933481
>>933479
>>933473
>>933471
>>933466
>>933459
>>933451
>>933444
>>933434
>>933509

You are not stealing this from us you sons of bitches; "C455 cut lines!" you shout and instantly she does. "Give me a fake scream, ditract virgin!"

A blood curdling scream comes form [THE AHTLETE]'s body, causing a freakout in the virgin as he throws his phone at the body; "YOU'RE DEAD! I KILLED YOU! STAY DEAD! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" he screams as he begins kicking her in a state of panic.

Outside your little [SCHOLAR] has an answer; "I-is it a star?" She pleads.

"Morsel little morsel, you fancied yourself a bard. But little morsel in the end you were nothing but a...." Galuruun pauses. "I'm afraid I don't have a rhyme. Die for witnessing my shame."

With that he darts his head forward like a snake engulfing the teen mid shriek. Rather than letting his door sized teeth finish her he swallows, letting the equivalent of five smithy's furnaces boil the redhead alive even as she is crushed by throat muscles stronger than a collapsing tower.

Smoke pours from his nostrils as he huffs. "Such a shame. I erred at the final stroke of her life. Her flight has been so perfect until then too. Alas, less speaking to myself and more nest breaking." He says smugly roaring with enough intensity to interrupt your feed for a moment.

[THE SCHOLAR] has been killed

Ritual Complete

Hansen gets on with the lever business, George mutters something about the call of duty - but you're aiming for a perfect score this year.

[THE VIRGIN] must die.

> Lift lockdown

> Blow the Cabin with Dragon's head in main room

> Write-In

>>933515
In fact her skill will probably lead directly to her confronting him since she is the one sacrifice he cant convincingly lie to.

>>933546
>Lift lockdown

I want to see this guy get eaten

>>933546
>lift the lockdown

Allright the dragon has been a bro and only fucked eith us a little.

I say we get the scaley bastard a pot of gold, scrounge up some dragon pussy, and a thesaurus.

>>933559

Y'all fuckers would hatefuck the shit out of him and then have breakfast in bed waiting the morning after for him.

I swear, anons so tsundere on dragon-kun.

>>933546
>> Lift lockdown
All those peeps who wanted to lift the lockdown can have it now

>>933546
>> Lift lockdown
Thank you dragon-kun, you marvellous bastard.

>>933546
>Lift lockdown

>>933565
>Y'all fuckers would hatefuck the shit out of him and then have breakfast in bed waiting the morning after for him.
This is now the scene you must write.

>>933579

No.

>>933546

We could just... you know...
Let the virgin live?

I mean, he suffered, like, really hard.
We won now.

Know what?
>Tech: Set of Party poppers inside the room of the virgin. Also these tiny party-whistle-tinngamagiks.

THEN see him freak out.
It'll be hilarious, I tell you What!