>>939471
>I mean... Elizabeth isn't that bad. Just give it to her, please.
>inb4 Claw spends the entire treasury as regent on warhammer models

>>939487

I love how you have fucking terrible options for the next two weeks.

>>939492
>>939492
Makes me wish that Charlemagne was still here. I hope that the new kid will be fairly balanced.

>>939471
>...Can one of his kids take over? Please?
Like Maria
Renexizia
Literally anyone but claw

"Can one of his kids take over?"

"Erh... Maybe?"

You let loose a a sigh of relief.

"Who?"

"Well, there's Renexizia and Maria... But neither of them have any tendencies for being a leader. Julius is however, available if you so wish."

"Shit... How about Elizabeth? I mean, please give it to her..."

"She's mentally distraught and having pregnancy... She does have plenty of experience though..."

Shit, you have to make a decision...

Actions

>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)
>Appoint someone else? (Such as Kryos,etc...)
>Appoint Maria! (Moderate actions per week, with moderate rolls. Also, somewhat moralistic.
>Appoint Julius! (Low actions per week, but great intelligence rolls and undead summoning. Also, few morals.)
>Appoint Elizabeth! (Low actions per week, but higher dice rolls. Also, dragon.)
>I mean... I can do it. (High actions and low rolls, but can be increased by ingesting soda/coffee but famously unlucky when it comes to ruling)

>>939524
>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)

She doesn't like it too much.
She'll give in under important circumstances

>>939529
Not to mention she will listen to our cabinet, for that reason I support this choice.

>>939524
Let's put Amaya in charge for the next couple weeks.

Waiting fifteen more minutes anons.

"I mean... Why not Renexizia? I mean, she's nice."

"...Really? Well, I suppose."

You decide to let Renexizia rule, and you get in your bed, and take a nap.
Wew, that was a close one... Almost having to do work...

You are now Renexizia, and you've just been declared regent! Whatever that means! You were in the middle of chewing on a painting your dad gave you when you finally got back from Korea too... Man, your dad's nice at times, kinda arbitrarily though...
But the cool thing about being regent is that it means you can sit on your dad's throne without anyone getting mad at you, hell yeah!

It's comfy, with a nice plush seat cushion.

"My lady?"

"Yeah?" You sink into your dad's throne. Comfy and shiny. Though the back is kinda hard. Maybe some pillows could help...

"Well... There's a few situations you have to deal with."

"...I have to do things?"

"Well... You have to take care of your father's empire, and manage the treasury..."

"...Treasury?" Your eyes light up at this. You've always wondered what was in there. What treasures could your dad have in there?

"...Erh... He's left specific instructions."

"Like what?"

The servant takes out a paper and coughs.

"To my regent..." The servant coughs a little, and raises his voice angrily.

"DON'T FUCKING STEAL SHIT OR I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!" The servant goes back to a more normal voice towards the end.

"Signed, Renexizious. Also, please don't touch anything in the lab."

You are slightly disappointed by that. But ok... You gotta manage your dad's realm!
How hard can it be?

"Well, regent, there's a few petitions you need to deal with."

"Cool! What are they? And what's a petition? Is it a painting?"

"No... It's a suggestion from the populace."

You sigh. That sounds boring. You could be trying to make something cool like robots or something...

Actions

>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.
>Can't I go do awesome stuff? What does a regent do anyways? Can I set things on fire?
>...My first demand... Is butter! Can I have some? Please?
>How's my mom doing?
>I'll be the best regent ever! I promise!
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
>I can do science too! Go to the lab!
>Write-In

>>939620
>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.

>>939620
>How's my mom doing?
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
Science later work now.
Your dad might be proud if you do good.

"I'll do the petitions... But do they want anything cool! Like guns or something! How's my mom doing by the way?"

"Your mother is... Well, she's stopped crying, but is hugging the slaves and apologizing to them whenever they feed her things. She's broken three arms, and is holding your sister Maria hostage in a bear hug."

"That's adorable..." You daww slightly over that.

"I'd recommend you stay away from your mother if you actually intend to get work done, as she's extremely clingy. She luckily is unable to leave the bed, so you should be fine if you remain here."

You kinda feel like you should help your mom. But being crushed isn't exactly that nice...

Actions

>I'll visit my mom! She needs a hug!
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!
>...Order the slaves to give her a massive bear hug. She needs it!
>Think of a way to cheer up your mom while you work!
>Write-In

>>939634
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!

You decide to visit your mom later, while you handle petitions!

The first one seems to be a police officer from Finland, a half-dragon too! He comes in and bows at your feet. Cool!

"Hi! What do you want?" You say, cheerfully.

"Well, I'm here to discuss about the weapons in Finland..."

"Oooh! Guns?"

"Yes, regent."

"So, what about them?"

"Well... The Finns have refused to disarm themselves, and as Sweden only allows citizens to carry firearms with a permit, and only light handguns. Finland however, seems to be blatantly and purposely ignoring this rule, and even American libertarians are impressed by how free Finland is about their firearms and liberties. The governor of Finland even refuses the police department to search for illegal firearms, claiming it's the right of the Finns to carry firearms."

"So what do you want me to do?"

"The Swedish-Finnish Police Force is requesting that we be allowed to search for illegal firearms and confiscate them."

Actions

>No, we're not grabbing people's guns! (The Police Force will dislike this, but Finland's respect increases greatly. Finnish rebels will however, be heavily armed.)
>We should put less regulations on guns! We'll make the Americans envious of our freedom!
>We should protect people from guns! Get their guns! (Respect of Finland falls greatly, but the Police Force's respect increases and if there is a revolt in Finland, the rebels will be poorly armed.)
>Maybe we should just fine them?
>Write-In

If you do a write-in anons, make sure that it's in character!

>>939684
>Write-In
Can we have the governor of Finland come here to discuss this issue.


Maybe we can get them to bend

Going to wait ten more minutes.

"Can the governor of Finland come here to discuss the issue?"

"Simo Hayha?'

"Simo? Can I call him that?"

"Well... Sure. You want him to come here?"

"Yeah. I want to talk to him."

The officer nods his head.

"I'll see about getting him then."

You summon the next petition...

A rather short man comes in, and bows. He seems to be a dwarf. And has a beard which yells of "crazy".

He comes in and bows.

"Yer' highness."

"Hi! Can I help you?"

"I demand something be done about all these TREES!"

"...Trees?"

"Yes your highness! Everywhere I look, I see trees full of BIRDS! BIRDS I TELL YOU! BIRD THAT TAKE SHITS ON ME FUCKIN' SHIRT AND I AM FUCKING TIRED OF IT!"

The dwarf has rather foul language, and you gasp... Your mom would never want you to say words like that!

"I DEMAND WE CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES, AND IMPALE ALL THE FUCKING BIRDS SO THEY LEARN NOT TO TAKE SHITS ON PRICELESS DWARVEN MONUMENTS!!!!"

The dwarf seems enraged about trees and birds.

"Why trees though?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKIN' UGLY BROWN PIECES OF SHIT! We need rocks, your majesty! Not shitty brown trees!"

Actions

>...Uh, yeah. I guess we can kill birds and trees.
>...Erh... Guards? Can you take this guy out of here? Please?
>Are you ok?
>What are you so angry about?
>I mean... You can do it, if you try very hard.
>No?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
>Write-In

>>939717

>Are you ok?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
This is retarded.

"Are... Are you actually a petitioner? I mean, are you ok?"

The dwarf goes into an angry rant about trees, and the guards haul him away. You are extremely confused, and a servant goes up to you.

"Sorry, my lady... The dwarf cut in line and rushed in."

"Oh. I mean, just send him back home."

The servant nods, and you summon the next petitioner who's hopefully sane of mind...

This is going to be a long day...

You are back to being Renexizious!

You carefully slink through the mansion, looking for money, loot... You name it...

Man, is it just you, or is the floor kinda... You know... Weak?

Roll me a 1d20-4 to dodge!
+2 if you can be genre aware of your surroundings!
+2 if you can think about what's happening back home.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>939724
It's a giant mansion.
It's probably ghosts, horror monsters, or traps.
Probably a trap door underneath us currently.

And chances are Liz can't rule cause she's an emotional wreck leaving Claw or one of my kids.

Claw probably put the work off on one of my kids so he could paint.
Which is good because Claw shouldn't be regent ever.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll you a 1d20. Only first roll allowed.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>939727
>5
OP plz
Check this sweet one.

And did we bring our katana?

Failure!

The floor caves in, and you begin to fall! You fall for nearly thirty seconds...
You land, smashing into a table, sending cards flying... You groan, and hear some complaints in a strange language. It sounds... Strange... But familiar.

-500 HP from the fall, and your left arm is injured!

HP: 3000

Roll me a 1d20+6 to translate. +2 if you can think of your first words to this new race you have yet to see?

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939730
>Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots.

16+8=26

Good Success!

You translate the language. It sounds a lot like French.

"Ow... Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots?"

You look to see three shocked Drow warriors, and a pissed off female Drow priestess. Who has glowy purple eyes. The three Drow warriors don't really notice this though...

"Lolth damn it, you landed on my cards! These buffoons were about to give their souls to me!"

"Wait, what? I thought you wanted a friendly game of cards!"

"Kill him already!"

"You said we wouldn't need weapons! You said it yourself! You fucking said we'd be playing a game of cards!" One Drow warrior looks pissed the fuck off.

The drow priestess electrocutes the dissenting Drow warrior, who falls to the ground, dead.

"Kill him!"

The two rather nervous Drow warriors raise their fists. They are clearly untrained novices, luckily enough... But they're not really the real threat. The priestess who can FUCKING SHOOT LIGHTNING is.

You of course, throw the table over, and duck behind it. A frost bolt flies overhead, nearly hitting you in the head.

Something tells me we can use the two drow warriors to our advantage if we can convince them to help us against the priestess...

Actions

>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
>Taunt the priestess!
>You can take them! Throw the table and rush the Drow!
>Try to run past the drow warriors and head straight for the priestess!
>Draw your katana!
>Come on! Can we talk about this?
>Cast a spell?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In

>>939750
>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
Need them allies
>Cast a spell
Necrotic healing

Roll me a 1d20+5

Additional +4 for arguments

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939754
>I should point out that I didn't recently try to steal your soul and I didn't just kill one of you. The priestess on the other hand has and will probably kill you all after this.

Allowing samefaging for hinting your more powerful then one wpuld think

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
>Also if you continue you this I'll crush the shit out of you. And trust me when I say... this isn't even my final form.

I had to say it

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
And one last roll if needed.
>I still have a few more forms. Each many times more powerful than the last.

17+9=28

Good Success

You say a few things while ducking under cover... You suspect the drow are about to join you if you can intimidate them more.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish it. +4 if you can tell them how messy their death would be in all of your forms. +1 if you can categorize by form and go in detail.
+2 if you can seem like a much better boss.
Autosuccess if both are done.

Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>939793
>If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing.

Much typing.

Give me a while to type this, sorry. Phoneposting sucks.

Anyways, other the dragon form, you gotta admit a dragotaur is best form fir combat shearily because of brutality.
Just talk about the future etc while I work.

>>939816
>The future
I just want to make mad gainz while we're here.
Loot
Stats
Maybe find some magic artifacts.

I also hope Renexizia does well.
She's my favorite child.

>>939816
Oh and I'd also like to find more forms.
Preferably a fae.
Something big enough for us to copy

>>939820
Really? She's your favorite?

Just uh, curious why.

>>939830
She's surprisingly nice and good natured for a child of Renexizious.

Temper that with the realism that yes you may have to inevitably kill someone and she's good.
Or the realization that she will have to kill someone unless she gets powerful enough.


She has the potential to be Neutral Good.

>>939830
And I kind of want Renexizia to become an adventurer.
I think she'd enjoy it.

"If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing, mind you..."

The drow seem intimidated...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for the drow to develop Chronic Backstabbing Disorder on the drow priestess!
+4 if you can distract the priestess or insult her!
+2 if you can think why it's ok to hurt this woman in particular!

Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>939895
>Hey priestess bitch your spider goddess or whatever is trash and you're trash too.

It's okay because this is a soul stealing bitch drow.
She tried to steal souls and wants to kill us.
Most women aren't a threat and plus we wouldn't tumble her so it's fine.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>939895

Allowing samefagging if you can think of more reasons why to hurt a woman!
Well, this one woman, which you don't like.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

16+11=27

You insult the priestess which distracts her from the two drow sneaking behind her... One of the drow grabs her... Allowing you to attack!

Roll me a 1d20+7, additional +3 if you can come up with a devastating attack with your fist.
-2 if you want to aim at a body part.

Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939945
>Ringing the bell
Bring both our fists to smack her on the sides of her head at the same time.

So head shot.

I hope we give her brain damage.

Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945
If we kill a mage, will we lose any pootential energy? I really want to eat this priestess who can SHOOT FUCKING LIGHTNING.

>>939953

Yep, sorry.

18+8=26

Good Success

You charge forward, bringing your two fists right on her face...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for damage

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
A M N E S I A !

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
Rollan
>>939970
Amnesiac drow waifu?

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
I really really want to eat that priestess. Maybe even eat Anitta. She doesn't do much of anything.

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>>939978
>Eating Anitta
Edgelord out.

>>939978
McMages, the next McDonalds

Anyways, use barbaric since you didn't do much damage?
>Yes!
>No

>>939985
Waifu fag. We'll eat all of the mages!

>>939990
>No
Apparently consumption would give us power.
We can just shift into half dragon.
>>939991
>Eating all the mages
Not happening edgelord.

>>939990
>No

>>939999
Just wait upside down Satan. While you sleep I'll do really stuff in the name of eating mages. I'll even eat Rens dad to access the dimension of infinite bunnies. Mwhahahaha

Sorry anons, but just remembered priestesses use divine magic rather than actual magic, so no, eating them gives you no magic.

>>940009
Awww. Leveling up our lightning sound so cool.

>>940009
I was wondering that.
Female drow are priestesses.
If we wanted arcane magic we should look for male drow.

No!

You hit her head, and she recoils... She seems to have a headache, and is distracted...

Actions

>Kill her!
>Shapeshift!
>Knock her out!
>Grab her!
>Cast a spell!
>Write In

>>940030
>Kill her!
FINISH HER!

>>940030
>Kill her.
So OP the new character sheets aren't as intimidating right?

Nope, much more simple.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to kill her.

+2 for shapeshifting to a different form with more strength or natural weapons.
+2 if you can BRUTALLY KILL FOR KHORNE!

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940053
>Werewolf form
RIP AND TEAR

>>940056
This is what you for going furry

Critical Failure!

Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>940060
>Comparing werewolves to furries
Anon plz.

>>940065
According to 1d4chan, werewolves are not furries unless sexualized.

>>940063
>Yes
>>940069
Werewolves are not for the sexual.
They are for hunting and tracking.
As well as ripping and tearing our enemies.

>>940063
>Yes!

>>940069
*cough*Ivanka and Stojan* cough cough*

>>940074
Good point, time to take a gas shower for Uncle Adolf.

Roll me a 1d20 to unleash your inner barbaric werewolf.

Additional +4 if you can do a BRUTAL KILL that involves maiming that makes Khorne proud.
+2 if you can think why you don't hurt women except for bitches like this.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>940080

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940080
Rip her in half horizontally then hold her corpse over us and shower in the blood of our enemies.

16+4=20

Great Success!

You shift to your werewolf and slice at her gut... And rip it out. You then slice at her chest again, ripping it in half, killing her... You then promptly slice her spine in half and hold the corpse over you, bathing in the blood... You let out a quick "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and a laugh to boot.

You throw her corpse against the wall, and look at the drow, which look quite intimidated.

"Are there any more Drow here?"

"Erh... We're temple guards... There's a temple to Lolth downstairs though, I think they're training some neophytes to be priestess."

"I see..."

"We're just gonna stay out of your way, alright? We don't want any trouble with you."

Actions

>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off...
>...You know, I think the Blood God needs some more skulls for his throne...
>The two of you owe me your life...
>Laugh. They're not going anywhere.
>Yeah, the two of you stay out of trouble, ok?
>You know, my mom would like some more slaves...
>Why don't the two of you become my slaves?
>Write-In

>>940106
>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off..
>Just saying by the way. Drow women are awful

"That's fine. The two of you can run off... But honestly, Drow women are awful..."

"Yeah... Come on Paul. And bring John's corpse. We'll get him resurrected in a town."

The second Drow picks up Paul's corpse and they begin to walk away...

What do?

>Maybe you should head home...
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>Write-in

>>940129
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!

You decide to spare the male soldiers. Bros before hoes, after all.

You follow a few paths and begin to go to the basement's basement... After a bit, you see some light, and see a large gold door, open...

You see that it lack guards. They must be pretty confident... You walk into, and see quite a few webs which you avoid as you shift to your Enhanced form...

You eventually find a hallway leading to two locations...
There is also a nice little sign hanging below it, in a spider's web...

>The Brewing Room (NEOPHYTE TRAINING, NO BOYS ALLOWED. TRAINER NEED. MALE BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPTED AS TRAINER.)
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)
>Head back!
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Write-In

>>940139
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)


>No boys allowed
What are they teenage girls?

You shapeshift to your drow form, and go down the mess hall...

You see there's two sides of the room... The Male side, which seems to be rather shitty, and most people stay silent, or the female side... Which looks like tons of socializing by...
Rather young drow in less fancy robes then the priestess you talked to... Surrounded by other, older female drow in more important robes. Maybe those are the neophytes?

There's also a few hallways to go down, and no one really thinks your different...

>Go pull a Rosa Parks and sit at the Females Only side.
>Go sit at the male side? Maybe you can talk to a few Drow?
>Go down one of the hallways?
>What exactly do they have for lunch? Go check.
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
>Maybe you can become a chef?
>Punch a woman and start a fight!
>Write-In

>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?

>>940143
No they're just Drow.

>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
I kinda want to start a rebellion.

You decide to overhear the girls talk.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can overhear without suspicion.
+3 if you can do something to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think about why your rule of not hurting women may not apply to the drow females in the future.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940177

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>940177
Whistle innocently.
Anyone whistling cannot be suspicious.

And we fuck up drow women because they're feminist shits that are evil.

11+9=20

Success!

You avoid supicion...

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can find out anything important

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
Now watch as they're talking about clothing

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249

Allowing samefagging.

Sorry about the wait...

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940294
I just thought you were writing

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249

12+5=17

Minor Success!

You overhear a few topics, but the biggest of interest is a "blue magical orb in the High Priestess's study" or something... You are reminded of the delicious orbs from the Moscow University.
You also hear that apparently one of the Neophytes in the Brewing Room accidentally caused an explosion rather then a poison, and as penitence is scrubbing the entire temple. They girls giggle at this...

The rest of it is idle chatter about clothes, boys, and "how hot would that guy be if I wiped him a little", so on and so forth. They're basically teens.

This High Priestess interests you... But a female Drow who's suffering from penitence could help you move around a little...

Actions

>Go find the Drow who's suffering pentience?
>Go find the slave pens?
>Go find the high priestess's study?
>Start the revolution! Attack!
>Go try to listen to more rumors...
>Write-In

>>940315
>Go find the high priestess's study?
Sneak in.
Eat orb
????
Profit

You decide to find the high priestess's study...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think how delicious those orbs would be. What flavor would they have anyways?

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940336
Probably fruit.
Like blueberries

Allowing samefagging.

Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940348
Or maybe it's like candy.
Sweet and sugary

18+7=15

Good Success!

You get to the Drow High Priestess's chamber, and notice the door is locked.

Fuck.

What do, anons?

>Break down the door!
>Try to get the key from someone else?
>Knock?
>Shift to another form?
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?
>Write-in

>>940359
Are Dwarves good at lock picking? If so then I vote for that just because it makes sense that a Dwarf would be against Drow.

>>940369
Nope. And you lack lock picks.

>>940359
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?

Channel our inner Stojan werewolf

>>940378
>Slavs internally

Roll me 1d20-3 to lockpick. Additional +3 if you can think about women.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940393
Liz's assets are pretty good. Now if only more women could be like that.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>940393
>Contemplate optimal size for Liz's assets
>Contemplate whether frankizka is cuter with a large or small bust

Probably small for a smol cute vampire

15

Success!

You hear a click, and the door opens.

You silently close the door behind you, and slink down in your werewolf form...
You notice some steam coming from from a room, and running water. It seems the High Priestess is taking a bath.

Actions

>Go to take care of the High Priestess?
>...Go find the Orb?
>...A woman, taking a bath? Just uh, spy a bit.
>...Maybe you should make this place a mess. Fuck Drow.
>...Maybe you can poison the High Priestess?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In

>>940410
>...Go find the Orb?
Let's shapeshift into Dragon blood.

You go into your dragonblood form, and sneak around...

Roll me a 1d20-3 to find where the orb is?

Rolled 2 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424

Rolled 1 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424

Critical Failure!

You take another step forward... And see a nasty spider which you almost step on. You fall backwards onto your ass, and hear a "huh?" from the bathroom.
You see a semi-naked wet female drow come out, with a towel around her privates. She small (but attractive) breasts, black hair, and large ears... And holding a staff.

"Who's out there?" She says...

Luckily, the steam has hidden you temporarily... But you won't be able to make it to cover in time....

Actions

>Hi. Just uh, exploring.
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her?
>Stay quiet?
>Try to make an excuse!
>Hey baby, what's up? Try to seduce her!
>Write-In

>>940444
>Lust pheromones

>>940444
Use pheromones

Lust pheromones it is.

Roll me a 1d20 if it works.

+3 if you can say anything seductive.
+2 if you can shapeshift to a more powerful and attractive form.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>940472

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940472

Critical Failure!

You use your lust pheromones.

The Drow High Priestess is not amused.

"What the fuck are you doing in my room?"

"Just uh, you know. Getting some damsels."

She sighs, and suddenly a thick plate of golden black armor surrounds her.

"Let me guess, an adventurer?"

"...Yeah."

"Seriously? I've had three of your types this week. I'm training replacements for all my losses. Can you give me a FEW days to let me have a fair amount of minions for you to waste your health on?"

"Well, I'm here now and I'm trying to get an orb. Blue orb, tastes like candy and blueberries."

She raises an eyebrow.

"...And I would give you this why?"

"Because I'm a fucking dragon and I have to get to my mom's place for supper?"{/red]

"...That would explain the eyes. Now, can you leave? I'm in the middle of taking a fucking bath, and having adventurers sneak in and try their perfume of lust isn't something I find cute."

"Perfume of lust?"

"I can smell it on you. Are you trying to get me to sleep with you? I have slaves for that, you know. And your... What, three? That's borderline pedophila for me. I'm a fucking four-hundred and sixty four year old priestess, and I will fucking smite your shit, dragon. Now, can you get out of here and come back when I'm not bathing, not replenishing my numbers, and in the mood to have visitors?"

Actions

>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.
>...Sure, I guess... I'd rather not fight a powerful cleric with class levels.
>Fuck no. I want my boss fight.
>...Come on. What's your name? You seem nice. For a drow.
>...I may be three, but I am the size of a skyscraper. You do not scare me, mage.
>You know, I liked it when you were wet and unarmored.
>Your kind of cute, just saying.
>Write-In

>>940550
>But I want the orb. I did not come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks

>>940550
>>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.

It's kind of annoying to see character dismiss Ren as just 3. I mean he's the size and shape of an adult and he can father children.

"Give me the orb. I didn't come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks, and for the fucking record, I'm an adult."

"Sure, maybe for a dragon. But to me, your basically a child... And no, I'm not giving you an orb. I have no reason to."

Actions

>So you want to fight a dragon who's conquered an entire continent?
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
>Come on. Please? I'll leave you alone.
>Why do you want anyways?
>Try to seduce her?
>I'm a fucking adult. I can father children, damn it!
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her!
>Intimidate her!
>Write-In

>>940576
>Shapeshift
Dragotaur
>...Listen, this is your only chance.

>>940576
>...Listen, this is your only chance.

You begin to grow in front of her, and you grow large horns... And you are forced to hunch over to avoid hitting your head as your horns scrape the roof.

"This is your only chance."

"The same to you. You are in a fortress of Drow, with a powerful cleric in front of you. I recommend you simply leave and put this matter aside."

"Not until you give me that orb."

Neither of you really do anything. She does however, put her hands on her staff, and a sword.

The two of you stare at each other... Something does tell you that she would be a hard fight...

Actions.

>Swing the first punch?
>Wait.. Will it escalate or not?
>...Try to persuade her this isn't a fight worth having?
>Try to intimidate her?
>...You know, maybe I'll come back later...
>Try to seduce her?
>Maybe you can give her an offer?
>I will kill you, if you don't give me the orb.
>...I don't hit women, you know...
>I don't tend to kill or injure women, so I'll just knock you out, got it?
>Cast a spell?
>Write-in

>>940606
Cast lightning at her. Although I would be up for trying to seduce her,

>>940606
>Try to seduce her?
And HEAVY lust pheromones

>>940606
>Try to seduce her?

You decide to seduce her...

Roll me a 1d20+3.

Additional +3 for complimenting her, either when she was naked or heavily armored.
+2 if you can be chivalric about not really hitting or killing women. Ever, really. Save a few hours ago.

Now anons want to seduce her? Huh.

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940624
Princesses are for the tumbling and making of bastard children

>You may think I'm just three but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything other than kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>940624
I personally wanted to shoot her with lightning but I could predict that other anons and players would want to seduce her which I'm okay with doing, but we aren't getting another waifu. Anymore and Ren officially becomes a failure.

>>940624
I don't want to fight her.
My instincts say this will go poorly.
I'd rather get the orb and bail.

>>940624

>>940635

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>>940650
Options field not name field and no parentheses

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940658
>>940642
Thankyou

"You may think I'm three, but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything then kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise."

12+8=20

Borderline Success!

"I see. Thank you for the compliment, dragon."

You haven't exactly penetrated her armor... But you think you've made this a little warmer...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to court some more.
+3 if you can show how powerful your form is to the Drow.
+3 if you can compliment further.

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940665
Flex

Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>940665
Hold her with one hand and say
>And your skin is so soft. Softer than silk.

Just let us tumble you till you fall asleep so we can take the orb and leave.

19+11=30

Amazing Success!

You instinctively begin to FLEX!!!

You flex your ab's abs, and your bicep's biceps...

"You know, your skin seems soft. Softer than silk."

She blushes a bit under her heavy armor.

"W-well. I haven't met this much of a man for a while..."
She seems to be in awe of your physical strength... And particularly your ass, as you catch her looking at it as you flex.
Man, you'd make a fucking amazing model.

Finish her off anons!

Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +3 if you can show off your ass some more to her. +3 if you can compliment her further.
+2 if you can brag a little of your accomplishments...

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>940692
Flex our glutes.
>You know you seem to be a pretty powerful drow. I'm pretty strong myself. Took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself


iirc drow dislike elves.

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>>940701
I guess we're killing her.
Could have had a drow bastard.
Made Best mom happy.

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692
Turn around, stand tall & do some bodybuilder poses, then make each butt cheek move independently
"I've slain all those who've ever stood against me, but i've never wanted to slay a piece of ass as much as I do right now looking at that fine figure you've got there, get ready to praise the king baby"

Critical Failure!

You begin to flex your glutes...

"You know, you seem to be a pretty powerful drow... I'm pretty strong myself. I took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself..."

She brushes up against your leg.
Yeah. You got her...

You lean down to kiss her...

She stops you though. You are slightly confused.

"No, no. I have a job to do right now. I mean, don't get me wrong. You are... Very, attractive. Very much so, that I would gladly have you in my harem simply for your elven slaying ass..."

"What's wrong?"

"...Well, I need my rival killed... And I think I just found my new volunteer."

"Really?"

She smiles.

"Yes. Yes I have... Now, how do you feel about carving a bloody swathe through the temple in order to kill my rival?"

"...What do I get in exchange?"

She brushes up against you...

"Oh, nothing. Just a orb you are rather obsessive over... My permission to bed me... And an ally... How does that sound?"

She gracefully, with her fingernail, scratches scale, and kisses it.

"...It will be well worth your while. I think you'd be the perfect instrument to play in this orchestra."

Actions

>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
>So I have to go on a rampage killing drow and kill your rival?
>...Grab her by the neck! You have the chance to!
>I'd love to do it...
>Why don't we tumble a little, and you give me the orb?
>I like your ruthlessness...
>Write-In

>>940756
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
I assume she's asking us to slaughter some adds and at worst a miniboss.

Better than the dungeons final boss.

>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness..
>I'd love to do it.

>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness...
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
You know what we really need. Giant form and if possible, a Draconic version of that. It would be like Dragotaur but even more deadly. It would still be within our limits though since it isn't larger then Dragon form. At least I think.

>>940773
Shame it'd be useless now because this room is too damn small.

But but a giant Enhanced or dragon blooded would be nice.

>>940778
We still need to see what a dragotaur female looks like. It could decide if our son Mikhail is a furry or not.

"I like your ruthlessness... I'll do it. I'd love to, actually."

"Good... Because it needs to look like an indiscriminate rampage. Like an animal did it."

"That's what I do best..."

"Good... Now, she's in charge of defense. I'll give you where she is..."

She tells you where she is.

"Now... Go and make my life easier. By the way, if we're working together, the name is Chaililue... May be important in the future."

"No last names?"

"We can get friendly once you get back..."

You make out for a few minutes.

"...Now, kill everyone. No survivors."

Actions

>Well... Can I spare the men at least?
>Sure, no problem.
>...I'll make the Blood God proud.
>Can I sneak around them?
>Why don't we tumble first, THEN kill them?
>Slap her small, cute ass?
>Be forward with Chaulilue?
>So, is this a one night stand or an actual relationship?
>Write-in

>>940846
>Sure, no problem.
Yay for mindless slaughter

>>940846
>Sure, no problem.

"Sure, no problem."

"Oh... And also, shake that ass for me. I'll be following behind you, invisible. I'll heal you and give you some protection."

"Really?"

"That, and so if you die I can continue on my plan and make it look like Caharalua died in an accident. Any objections?"

Actions

>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>First time I ever had a cleric help me. Feels nice.
>You don't have to, you know.
>Channel your inner knight, and say you'll protect her at all costs!
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
>Please. I won't get killed.
>Write-In

>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...

>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
So Clerics use holy magic meaning if we eat them we don't get a power up but mages use good old fashion magic and we can.

"I'll turn up ass shaking to maximium. And is the guard captain a mage or a cleric?"

"She's a mage."

"I see."

"Now, come on... I'll follow."

You shift to your drow form, and get to the entrance to the guard tower...

You shift out of sight to your dragotaur form... And decide to alert the defenders to you with a massive, deafening roar...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to soil the pants of the guards.
+3 if you can yell anything about how fucked they are, how good they'll taste, or how you'll always get more pussy then them.
+3 if you feel like describing how you'll kill them with your charge. +2 if it's fucking brutal as hell.

+1 if you can shake your ass and be physically attractive for your drow healer as you charge.

Autosuccess on them soiling if all of this is done.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>940904

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
You'll tear off their limbs, & tear their intestines out of their mouths, then leave them bleeding out as a stump on the ground so their last moments before you get your demon minions to dine on their souls for eternity (why not ) can be watching us murder their friends, families parents & grandparents, & lay waste to everything & everyone they've ever held dear. The only survivors will be their daughters who you'll only see again in hell after you rip them in half with your dick attempting to use their whole generation as meat condoms

Also flex your butt cheeks rapidly like a dog wagging it's tail

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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
Rollan
>>940950
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>>940950
Just gonna be slightly concerned over this.
Slightly.
Autosuccess because this even slightly scared me.

You think evily of all the terrible, terrible things you'll do to those souls unfortunate enough to even be IN FRONT OF YOU.

Your headmates are also slightly concerned.

The two unfortunate guards look at you... And see into your eyes the depths of your cruelty and evil can possibly go.

They wisely decide to run.
Too bad you aren't having any survivors.

You lower your head, and your huge horns...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to CHARGE!

If anons want to, you can either kill or knock the two male guards out.

+3 if you can think of ways to kill the two guards. Or just knock them out.
+1 if you can further be physically attractive to the drow behind you.

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940979
Just kill them. We did promise no survivors.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>940979
When we catch up to them throw them on the ground
Squat
Flex our ass when we do.
Jump and stomp on both their heads with our full weight.


Remember to grab their corpses to beat other drow with.
Or just rip a spine out for a impromptu whip.

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940989
>>940979
pick them both up by their feet & dangle them like a freshly caught fish, then turn around & place their heads on each of your elbow pits & pop them like zits with an almighty flex, make sure to give the drow a cheeky smile & a wink

16+6=22

Good Success!

You lower your horns, and charge... You have a crazy idea...

You get up close to one of the drow... Squating... And you flex your ass, and jump... Thank god the roof is meters above you and your horns don't touch it...

You come crashing down like a giant cannonball, and bring your reptilian foot down on the ground, and smash his head in. It explodes like a watermelon, killing him instantly.
The other guard screams incoherently, and you lunge towards his foot, dangle him... And you put his head in your armpit... And flex to cause it to explode blood and brains all over a wall. You wink cheekily towards the drow and a wink... She seems quite impressed.
You also rip out one of their spines to use as a whip.

You move on past the two front guards, and see that the guards up ahead are distracted. They have a table they're drinking at, and seem to be half female and half male... One of them seems to be an archer though...

Well, too bad there's no survivors.

You lower to charge again...

Roll me a 1d20+8 since you have the element of surprise to charge!

If you want, you can spare the female drow!

+3 if you can think of ideas on how to kill them!
+1 if you can use their own weapons, chairs, tables, or cards even!
+2 if you can shout anything intimidating.
+1 if you can do "forward" things to the female drow before they die(or get knocked out!). (No rape pls, not cool, ok?)
Also, if you want, you can try to find a way to make yourself look sexy to your follower.

Autosuccess if you can do all of this.
Critical Autosuccess if you can do all of this just using the environment.

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
Charge and kill them all

Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>941009
Grab both of them and slam them on the table(make sure to cop a feel from the female drow)
>I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO PASTE
Then bodyslam them into paste.

Then rise up breath ice and flex heavily

I don't know how you guys are this creative with killing people.
It's fucking cool and slightly concerning, honestly.

19+15=34

Ultra Success!

You rush forward, angrily grab two of the males, and yell.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING TURN YOU INTO PASTE!"

You slam down onto the table, and breathe ice around... The drow jump to avoid, and you flex impressively for your valor...

You see the female archer drow notching an arrow straight for your eye though...

Fucking drow.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to dodge archer!
+4 if you scare her into missing!
+2 if you can think about why the code of not hurting women fails to apply to her!

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
clothes line them all to a pile on the floor & grab the table, place it ontop of them all & place 1 foot ontop of it, pinning them in place. Flex & crush the life out of the men, make sure to keep eye contact with the drow, "get on your knees & worship your new king" , & ofcourse wiggle your but cheeks independently for your priestess

Rolled 9 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941083

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941083
>Make a rape face and say
>Hit me and I'll penetrate you harder than that arrow ever could me.

Because we said we'd kill everyone here and we should try to keep our word.
So she dies

>>941083
Shift into a larger form stand over her & roar
This is a text based story adventure, so this drow woman isnt REALLY a real woman

>>941100
>>941100
>>941097

also rolling for this action
forgot to roll

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941106
>>941100
>>941097
fuck...

>>941100
Already in second largest. Largest is dragon, and that has some practicality issues in close quarters.

You give the drow a suggestive face.

"Hit me, and I'll penetr-"

9+3=12

Failure!

The arrow flies towards your face, hitting you right in the nose. Fuck!

-250 HP...

Confused, the two remaining Drow slice at your ankles, damaging it slightly.
-150 HP.

The archer begins to flee to alert the next guard position!

Who to focus on, anons?

>The Archer!
>The melee swordsmen!

>>941133
>The Archer!
We have claws.
So it's piercing time.

>>941133
>The Archer!

>>941133
>The Archer!
Fuck snipers

Roll me a 1d20+4 to charge past the melee fighters and towards the archer!

Additional +1 if you distract the swordsmen!
+3 if you can think of a way to kill the archer.
+1 if you can still be forward towards the female archer.
+1 for puns.

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
ram the swordsmen to the ground as you run through them, then pick them up and hurl them at the archer to take them down, tell the female archer "I Hope you like dragons, because i'll be dragon my balls across your face"

>>941173
Noice pun.

You ram the swordsmen to the ground, and rush up to the archer.. You tell her a shitty pun, which causes groans from your headmates and your dad. Even the archer groans in disappointment as you stomp her head in. The two swordsmen begin to get up, and you turn to them.
You see the priestess is looting the bodies, and not really paying attention...

Actions

>Finish them off!
>Just let them crawl away.
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
>Move on. You don't really care about two drow surviving.
>Cast a spell?
>Use your breath!
>You know... You wonder if you can burrow underground in this form. Maybe you can give the next position a special surprise.
>Write-In

>>941206
>Finish them off!

>>941206
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
Just do this and then we can reach the mage, eat her and gain magical powers. Then we can eat a magical orb.

>>941206
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
IF no then shrug &
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
crush their skulls & then hit on the priestess

You decide to finish them off brutally... Mostly by squishing their skulls in slowly.

You decide to continue to hit on the priestess as you move onto the next position to fill time...

You see that there's a few complications now.

Because the hallway is getting slimmer and smaller, and you can't really fit with your horns...
Shit.

You also realize you are quite tired physically from killing your foes. Maybe some rest would be good.

Actions

>Burrow under it?
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.
>Talk to the priestess a little as a break?
>Write-In

>>941238
We have our katana right?
>Shapeshift
Yuan-Ti

>>941238
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.

>>941238
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
Yuan-Ti

You shift to your yuan-ti from, and draw your katana. The priestess seems a little confused.

"...Your a Yuan-Ti?"

"No. Dragon. Remember that."

"Right... I'll stick behind you."

You slither forward and see a small position of guards... With a ballista aimed down the hall. They seem to be thinking your coming their way, but seem to be assured that "it can't get through the ward!"

You ask the priestess about this, and she says there's a ward to prevent people from getting this far unless they have a Drow with them... Huh.

That Ballista though seems like it can do some damage...

Actions

>Try to sneak slither!
>Shift to a small form! Time to be stealthy!
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!e
>Cast a spell against the guards or ballista?
>Shapeshift?
>Ask the priestess if she can do anything to help!
>Write-In

>>941270
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!
Like a Hussar charge but Japanese

>>941270
>Shapeshift?
Let's just shapeshift into a Drow and get by with the priestess.

>>941283
Are you trying to sneak by or attack them in their ranks?

>>941292
Sneak by.

>>941297
Chaililue did say no survivors, anon.
And besides, your almost through.

>>941303
But can't we just shapeshift into a half dragon or something once we've passed the crossbow. Kind of like a Trojan horse.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>941308
Oh, yeah. I was thinking of you just walking by and not doing anything.

Anyways, rolling.

1=BANZAI!
2=Sneak By!

You decide to pull a Trojan Horse.

"Come on. We'll sneak by and attack from behind."

"Right..."

The two of you walk by.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for convincing them that your non-hostile!
+3 if you can tell them what a great job they're doing and totally don't foreshadow their deaths!
+2 if you can argue with Chaililue to hold your hand like she's interested in you.
+1 if you can be forward some more with Chaililue.
Autosuccess if everything is done!

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328

Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>941328
>Good job holding the front guy's. You totally aren't about to get brutally murdered by an adventure. They totally aren't about to crush your spine and play games with your skull.


Slap Chaililue's ass and say
>You should hold my hand. People are less likely to question me if I'm with you.


After this we should look for fae.

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328
Ask chaililue you have an idea to sneak past & you'll need her to hold your hand for it to be believable, plus she might as well get used to the way you feel since you're hands are going to be all over her very soon

Run to the guards pretending to be a couple running from the monster killing everybody

Tell them they're "so brave and admirable for the service they provide protecting the innocent, & how amazing it is they arn't afraid to be beaten to an inch of their lives & eaten for what they know is right
kiss chaililue & telling her we dont need to worry anymore, they'll protect us"
smile & put your hand on their shoulder..."thankyou"

"Chaililue..."

"Wh-"

You slap her ass, and grope slightly.

"Your going to have to hold my hand. People will likely question us less if I'm with you."

She nods... And holds your had. You rush to one of the guards, who stops you.

"What are you doing here?"

"There's a monster killing everyone! But good job holding the front you guys! I can't believe you guys aren't afraid to be beaten to an inch of your lives or even eaten!"

You le-
SHE leans into kiss you.

"Don't worry, the guards will protect us from the beast... Let us past, please."

The guards nod, and you see them pat you on the back and give you a hands up.

"Nice catch." One says.

"Man, your lucky... Getting the high priestess? Man, you must of killed a dragon for that!" One guard says.

"...I wish I wasn't a virgin..." Mutters another.

You even get offered some brew to calm your nerves from the monster killing everyone on the other side.

You gotta hand it to them, they were kinda bro tier. And kinda pathetic, but still. Nice of them.

"So, mind if I ask why you kissed me?"

"Because it would be weird if you kissed me? Besides, it's weird enough that your leading the handholding."

Ah. Classic feminism.

Actions

>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.
>They were cool. Let's just move on.
>...Can I take slaves? Just saying.
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Kiss her?
>Let go of her hand?
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Shapeshift
>Write-In

>>941418
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Shapeshift
I kind of want Enhanced or dragon blooded for katana shenanigans

>>941418
>Come on, let's take care of them.

>>941418
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.

1 lucky virgin gets to stay alive AND the opportunity to try for crushed by dragon thighs if he plays his cards right....repayment for broness

"You'll get used to it... Now, let's take care of them... Hey, would you mind if I took slaves at all?"

"...I suppose. But kill a few once in a while, ok? I'll teleport the slaves out."

"Nice. I need a few for my mom."

The priestess daws.

"That's actually surprisingly... Well, sweet. Getting your mother slaves."

"Yep..."

You shift to your Enhanced form, and draw your katana, and sneak up behind one of the guards relaxing and watching the door.

Actions

>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
>Scare him.
>Shapeshift to a stronger and more effective form.
>Say hi?
>Stealth kill with your katana!
>Write-In

>>941469
*dawws

>>941469
>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
Then say something in Japanese

>>941477
I don't think Ren ever learned Japanese or met a Japanese person (Jasmine doesn't count)

>>941483
He reads manga.

>>941488
That isn't learning Japanese anon.

You decide to knock him out...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can knock out a few of the guards.
+2 if you can say some weeb shit.

Also anons, what's your opinion of Chalilue?

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941498
>A calm heart, A silent blade, A swift victory.

She's a good one night stand.
Wonder if a bastard child will come of it.

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498
I just want free shit from her. Maybe in the future we can influence and romance her further to gain a foothold in the Drow world, however that works. I have similar plans for Rosa.

Allowing samefagging.

>>941498

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941512

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498

16+8=24

Good Success!

You say some generic web shit as you knock out a few of the guards... They fall unconscious, and you move along...

You finally get to a pair of metal doors.

"Right, so my rival lives inside..."

"I see."

"Anyhow, this should be simple enough. She's sick, kill her. I don't care how."

You nod your head, and go inside...

You see that it's rather dark, and you hear coughing from up above. You walk up the stairs slowly, until you enter into a bedroom...

You see a very, very sick female drow laying on the bed. She seems unable to really... Well, recognize what's happening.

Actions

>Kill her?
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.
>...Leave. You don't like this.
>Write-In

>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
QM plz.
My morals died a long time ago.

>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
I feel like QM is trying to make us question our morals since Ren is trying to be chivalrous. If that is the case then I say this is justified since we made a promise to do this for another woman.

>>941544
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.

if nothing else, i dont want to catch anything weird by eating & rolling a nat 1

>>941568
Oh shit changing my vote to this.
We don't know what the illness is.
Turn into a half dragon.
Cure her then eat her immediately afterwards

Roll me a 1d20-3 to heal her.

Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581

Rolled 16 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581
No sick food.
Only healthy products

Critical Success!

You heal her... Her signs of illness begin to fade.

Her coughing stops also.

"Wow... Who ar-"

Your mouth is wide open, and she seems terrified.

"Wait! Don't! I'm not her!"

It's your choice if to bite down and eat her... Or let her talk.

Actions

>Let her talk!
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Sorry. I just want your power. Also because you taste delicious.
>Bite down and swallow!
>Write-In

>>941591
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Please tell me why I shouldn't.

>>941591
>Bite down and swallow!

That sounds like a cheesy response. Commence with the nomming.

You hover over her, careful to not bite down.

"Please, tell me why I shouldn't."

You hover you mouth near her hair... It melts slightly, a grim reminder that a mere bite would dissolve her in seconds.

"M-my sister put you up to this, didn't she?"

"Your sister?"

"Yes! I'm Caharalua! My sister poisoned me, and couldn't finish the job, so she sent you after me, didn't she? Listen, let me talk! I can tell you the truth of why she wants to kill me!"

Actions

>Nom. This isn't interesting
>...So? I just want a orb and to get laid.
>...She hired me to kill her own sister?
>...You know, there is a few ways you could pay me...
>...You know, maybe I'll let you live if you let me tumble you.
>Write-In

>>941631
>So? I just want the orb, maybe get laid, and to get better magically.

>>941631
>Nom. This isn't interesting
Considering the nature of Drow I think we should just eat both of them and then orb.

"So? I just want the orb? Maybe to get laid, and to get better magically."

"Listen, she'll poison you like she poisoned me... And how would eating me help you get better magically?"

You move even closer to her face. Her skin dangerously close to being nommed.

"Mages taste good... Enough said."

"S-she's not an actual cleric, alright? She's a sorceress!"

"Really?"

"Believe me, it's true!"

Hey, wh- Why are we about to eat a woman?

It seems Solaire has come back.

"Have any more to say?"

"Just, please... She's using you! You have to see that!"

Actions

>Eat her. She'd taste delicious.
>Don't worry, your sister will join you soon.
>Fine. I'll just kill you.
>...Deal with Solaire?
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
>Write-In

>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
We can probably kill her if she gives us the location of the loot.

>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?

>>941664
But what if she's a mage or sorceress who can give us magic. If we kill her then the magic potential would all be lost.

>>941669
By kill I mean nom.
As Nomming her will kill her.