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Friendship and Bonding

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Quest
https://twitter.com/GobbleQM
Character info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz

General rules:

There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.

Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.

Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.

Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.

Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.

Pokemon:
Gobble (Munchlax)
Mace (Roggenrola)
Belladonna (Budew)

Badges: 1

Recently: You had a chat with your sister, invited Laki along, hosted a dinner for everyone, and had a non-violent, not-entirely hateful second with Jane.
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YES!
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Nobody knows we're a badass, but Laki generally believes, and Hana and Jane suspect now.

How are we going to take over the world if we keep showing off like this?
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>>949583
We care about you Gobble
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>>949604
inadvertently start our own team. Herb just has to design the uniforms. Once our squad is fitted out in matching gear others will flock.
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>>949583
Janedidnothingwrong.jpg
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>>949616
Jane best waifu 2017

Is actually our perfect foil
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>>949616
>Janehasonlyeverdonewrong.truth.jpg
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>>949583
Awwwww yis.

Had a shitty couple of days, this should be good.
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>>949623
Opposites don't always attract
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>>949604
Simple
Kindness, a /fit/ as fuck snorlax, and a bull shit rock
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Great, just in time for me to go to bed because Yuropoor. I'll read the thread tomorrow, have fun and don't argue too hard over the waifus, guys. Also I hope I wake up to find Enosh in the top cut of San Jose's regional, his team is really fucking good.
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I'm happy for the Jane support and the new thread
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Wrote without thinking; Jane alone knows our secret for sure.

The better question is how do we get her out of the way without anyone suspecting the truth?
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Everyone is chattering about the massive dragon and it’s windy wake. You have to admit, seeing it leave into the setting sun like that is pretty good.

Jane starts walking off. Her tight black dress hugs her hips as she sways them from side to side while trying to keep her heels from sinking in the mud.

She glances back one last time, goes from looking concerned about falling over to giving you that fierce competitive look, and keeps going.

An arm falls around your shoulder. It’s Polu! “I don’t know if I’ll ever understand that girl. But maybe we just need to battle again.” Hana starts coming over too. He takes his arm from over your shoulder and instead spins you around to face you. ”I really felt like I was getting you on a deeper level before when you and I were going at it. You know? Like all that stuff they say about male bondage makes sense.”

Hana gets a funny face and ducks away. You hope that’s not your food disturbing her stomach. “Male bonding, but thanks.” You lean over to see.

Polu’s face pops up in your view again. “So I heard you have a badge. That’s great! I’m right on your heels, bro. I’m taking the gym on tomorrow.” He tosses up a pokeball. “We’ve been training. And surfing. Jane said that surfing isn’t training unless we’re training to surf, but I think there’s something to it. My pokemon feel closer after a shared experience like that. Does that make sense?”

>Ask if he wants another battle
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile
>Uh huh. Uh huh. Excuse me (go to Hana)
>Something else
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>>949645
>I'm up for battling again but give me a sec Hana looked sick (go to Hana)
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile
SOCIAL LINK GO
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Ask if he wants another battle
Time to bond with Polu.

>male bondage
:^)
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>>949645
>Uh huh. Uh huh. Excuse me (go to Hana)
Except without the excuse me part. And be actually interested. He might be onto something. Surfing could be a good team building exercise.
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
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>>949654
seconding this
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>>949645
>Ask if he wants another battle
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>>949641
We must be a paragon of kindness so nobody ever believes her.

>>949645
>>Something else
Our team helped with making the feast, didn't they? We could talk about that.
>>Just chat for awhile
>>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile

Feel some interactions not having to do with battling him might be nice.
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>>949645
>Hey can you show me how to surf
>just chat for a while
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>>949645
>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>Just chat for awhile
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>>949645
>>Ask if he wants another battle
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>>949645
>>Ask if he wants another battle
>>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
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>>949645
>just chat awhile
>if Hana is gone for too long, check up on her
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“I gotta say, this was some grub, bro.” He thinks. “Those doughy things were crispy grubs, right? They reminded me of how my mom makes ‘em, but better.” he laughs. “Don’t tell her I said that, though. Is there any way I can repay you?”

You hold back on being offended. He liked it, that’s what’s important. “Well, If I’m asking too much let me know, but can you show me how to surf?”

He smiles from ear to ear. “Really? Wow, bro, that sounds great. There’s some killer waves coming in tomorrow. Let’s meet up and I’ll show you everything I know. I’m no mainlander when it comes to surfing, but I have a few tricks.” He slaps you on the back.

The two of you chat for awhile. You offer to take care of the cleanup while everyone else is doing it, but they insist. Laki has to threaten you to keep you from grabbing some stuff.

You learn a lot about Polu. He grew up watching a lot of surfer movies. They were from some surfer shop that closed up and sold them wholesale. He happened to have a video player and when his place had electricity he’d watch as much as he can. He started surfing on just wood, but got better at making boards. He saved up for his current one, though. It’s his pride and joy. His sister is a year older and doesn’t like it, though. Making a board is fine even if it’s not the way the Loanah people do it, but importing one is a waste.

You feel a little strange hearing about how he grew up with less than dependable power. You’ve experienced a single power outage in your life.


>Ask about his sister.
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
>Tell him something about your life (write-in)
>Thanks! See you tomorrow

[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
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>>949875
>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]
Odd. They say why?
>>Ask about his sister.
>>What island is he from?
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>>949875
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
Help a bro out. Also the gym leader's kind of a dick. We should warn him about that a bit.

>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]
Wut? Just like, up and packed their stuff and left, just now? That's really weird. You going to be ok on rent and such?
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Ask about his sister.

Also, Christ. Hope that doesn't cause any major issues.
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Offer to tell him everything you know from the electric gym
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym

>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]
So wait, did they just walk out there or did they just text you saying they've left?
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>>949875
>>Ask about his sister.
>>What island is he from?

You aren't gonna get fucked in the rent right?
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>>949875
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
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>>949875
>Ask him about his sister (tell him about our own)
>What island is he from?
>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym

Is it too late to check up on Hana?
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>>949875
>Ask about his sister
>Offer to tell him everything you know from the electric gym
>Ask about his pokemon and how they're doing
Just offer since he might want to figure it out on his own. Also, I'd like to hear how he's getting along with his pokemon, particularly if he's had any trouble with Spiritomb.
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“So what island are you from?”

His joyful smile becomes hollow. “Ah, well, you know, north from here.” He sighs and looks down at the ground. “Kontote. But that’s not really interesting.”

Laki’s eyebrow raises when she overhears that, but she doesn’t say anything.

You tell him about your sister, and ask about his sister.

“Oh, my sister? Well, my mom jokes about us being so different. She’s really uptight, you know? I don’t really like her friends. They’re really into some punk stuff. Everyone else on Kont-, err, from my neighborhood, likes all the stuff we’ve gotten from the mainland, but her and her friends hate it.” He slaps you on the back. “But hey, that’s just how it goes sometimes. The way I see it, you just got to ride the waves of life and see where they take you.”

You chat a bit longer. He says he’s making progress with Spiritomb. As long as there’s a task like training, battling, or surfing, Spiritomb doesn’t lash out at him. But without anything to do he becomes it’s target.

Everyone is finishing up cleaning. It’s taken a little longer since Hydreigon blew away a few things.

>Ask more about Kontote
>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb now
>Something else
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>>950031
-Ask more about Konmote then give him the Sitrus Berry
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>>950031
>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup

Multitask!
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>>950031
>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>950031
>>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>950031
>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow
>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb now
Even if it's only temporarily.
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>>950031
>Something else
>Make sure Hana isn't sick from the food.
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>>950031
>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>949875
Holy shit, I'm late. I was almost sure there wouldn't be a thread when there was no notice earlier.

>Offer to tell him about the gym
>Tell him something about your life

That time we helped grandpa raise a Vulpix.
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>>950031
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb now

Let's hold off on Kontote, seems a sensitive subject. We can always talk to Laki for info later
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>>950031
>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>950051
Okay, I'm late and I'm dumb.

Seconding this because Hana is hilarious and adorable.

Plus, I want to see exactly what Gobble can do with double entendre.
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>>950031
>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>950031
>Ask more about Kontote
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
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>>949919
[Nah. You can still grab her tonight]

>>949891
>>949893
>>949910
>>949913
[Yeah, they just took off suddenly. Packed all their stuff and left in like no time. They said they're visiting family for the holidays and unsure about coming back. Since they took everything, including their crackers and stuff, I'm pretty sure they're gone. I'm going to go ahead and change the locks since I forgot to ask for keys. They had a lease but I doubt I'll see that or them again. They were already behind on rent already. Strange people all around.]
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>>950105
Have some sidegame girl to feel better.
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>>950105
You know you have like, three points in entropy, right? It's a good thing! Life's never boring.
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>>950031
>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb now
In case it isn't obvious, he's not willing to speak about Kontote for whatever reason.
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>>950105
I don't have anything helpful to add, so I'll share this.
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>>950121
Well, uncomfortable subjects generally make characters more interesting, so I'm cool with it.
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>>950134
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>>950105
Well shit, that sucks to hear. Hopefully it doesn't mess things up for you too badly Gobble.
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>>950143
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So, who's seen Rogue One?
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>>950168
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>>950105
Shit sucks. Hopefully everything works out.

I'm sure there's a leaf follower somewhere in here who could break some legs.
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>>950178
But Cutiefly could decimate Bewear.
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>>950105
>You can still grab her tonight
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>>950252
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You move to help the cleanup. You can’t help it. You hate standing around and watching other people work. You try to avoid keeping Laki from seeing you, since she did threaten you earlier.

“So, what can you tell me about Kontote? What’s it known for?”

He helps you clean. “Heh. Well, you know...”

You look at him. You don’t know.

“Mining.” He leans in. “And raiding.”

“Oh for the-” Laki, who apparently did see you after all and overheard the conversation, takes you both aside. “Kontote isn’t known for raiding. That’s my island. And we were good at it. I still do well on the annual festival. Kontote only had one raid, but it was a doozy. They conquered the entire region, for awhile. All the islands did what they always did when facing invaders. We banded together and fought back. Kontote lost, mostly thanks to my ancestors on Akaneki.” She flexes her arm. “And when it was over, Eelilee took their fire. They were disgraced, lost their temple.”

Polu shrinks. “Well-”

Laki puts you both in an armlock. “Well nothing. Nut up and own it. Your people never lost respect on my island, but the others aren’t as cool as us. You’re going to have to deal with that.” She flexes, causing you both to choke for a second. “I’ll forgive you today, but if you act ashamed of where you come from again, I’ll make you regret it. Now go train.” She shoves him off and smiles.

He smiles back, despite coughing. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Herb.” He wheezes out.

Laki eases up on you. “I told you I’d make you pay if you helped clean up. But I’m nice. I’ll forgive you this once.”

>Tell Laki she was too harsh on Polu
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki she shouldn’t eavesdrop
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
>Something else
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
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>>950308
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
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>>950308
>>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
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>>950308
>That was nice of you, in your own way
>Other
Polu is going to teach me how to surf!
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>>950308
>>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
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>>950308
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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>>950308
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>Go see Hana
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You ask Laki if she wants to go surfing tomorrow.

“Surfing? Nah. Not my sport. Well, I can relax on the beach, anyway. You’ll have to put lotion on my back. And you owe me those massages, too. Don’t think I won’t beat it out of you.” She grins at you, but it slowly fades. “Maybe I’m bullying you too much. You mainlanders take everything seriously. With Polu, you probably think I’m-”

You stop her. “I think you’re nice. I don’t really understand everything, but you’re a good person.” You tell Laki.

She gets a nervous snort. “Pssh, what? Jeez, i wasn’t fishing for compliments, Soft Hands.” She leaves, switching between trying to laugh your words off but not.

Everyone thanks you for dinner.

“That was very sweet, Herb.” Valerie tells you. “But you really didn’t have to help. You’re stretching yourself too thin.”

Keira tells you it was really great.

Their pokemon even say thanks, in their own ways. It’s a bit much, but you’re glad they’re happy.

Hana is scratching Mace around his Macho Brace. He’s making a nice little purr sounding noise. It’s only when you get really close that you can hear a second, vibrating noise. It’s her arm!

“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w- Herb!” She jumps when she sees you.”

“Hey, Hana.” You lean down to Mace to pat him on the head.

“Hey, Herb.” She looks away, getting that flushed look on her face again. “Thanks for dinner.”

>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her home island
>Ask about her plans for her journey
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Something else
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
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>>950472
>Ask about her plans for her journey
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
can she go surfing?
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>>950472
>Ask her if she's feeling okay.
>Ask her about her journey.


>When I first found out it could do that I didnt leave my room for a wee-.
MY FUCKING SIDES.
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask be it she be how
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>>950472
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>Ask about her plans for her journey

>“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w"
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>>950472
>>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
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>>950472
>“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w- Herb!” She jumps when she sees you.

10/10 Hana lore

Also, I'm glad Val doesn't seem to be mad at us. Her comment about us stretching ourselves too thin seems to indicate that she thinks of that as why we made a mistake while trying to help her, which could very well be true. Herb tries to do everything for everyone while thinking very little of himself; case in point, everything that's happened since the gym leader. She's worried about us, rather than mad, and that's a relief.

>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
>Ask her to travel together
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
Butt. Also my choice; the food sitting okay with her?

Then
>Ask about her plans for her journey
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
>Ask her why she didn't leave her room. Assume it's because she was embarrassed about her arm.
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
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>>950472
Ah fuck, this >>950513
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>>950513
I'll support this, but only if Herb realizes why mid-sentence. He's not completely clueless. Also, that would make it funnier.
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
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>>950472
>She gets a nervous snort. “Pssh, what? Jeez, i wasn’t fishing for compliments, Soft Hands.” She leaves, switching between trying to laugh your words off but not.

I know I'm late, but Laki a cute
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>>950524
I don't think Herb is gonna pick up on a vibrator.
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask about her plans for her journey
>Ask about her home island

Ask if the food was alright. She was looking kind of weird when you were talking with Polu.
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>>950536
I'm pretty sure he knows they exist, and he's not exactly unfamiliar with the idea of masturbation.
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>>950472
>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
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>>950512
[Let me know if I've posted it before.]
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>>950544
No. He knows nothing of the subject. He's the purest of the pure.
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I'm>>950541
Supporting
>>950513
In addition to the write in.

If Herb does figure out Hana, I want it to be as awkward and endearing as possible.
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>>950524
I disagree with this
Herb is not for lewd or for lewd thoughts
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>>950549
>>950562
Man, he's naive, but he's not eight.

>>950552
Agreed. Awkward and endearing are good.
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>>950574
It's more fun if he's just completely fails to realize sex has anything to do with a given conversation unless it's explicitly pointed out.

Herb's that type of pure, rather than knowing nothing about it.
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>>950597
I think that can get old if he just never gets it unless it's explained to him every time it comes up. But ultimately, it's not really a big deal.
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>>950603
I never considered what a vibrator was for until it was explained to me. And I'm a pervert. It just never crossed my mind that girls would use it like that.
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>>950627
I guess I don't really know what to say to that.
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>>950637
To assist anon. I'm a dude.

When I was talking to a chick I new and we were discussing sex. She asked what it was like to vibrate when I got excited.

She thought men vibrated when they were horny. She didn't think she was attractive because guys didn't go off like rattlesnakes when she was around.

Not all places have sexual education anon. Southern United States it's taboo to talk about any of that at all.
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>>950662
Now you're besmirching the south....
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>>950672
I'm from the south and had to explain to a girl in high school that men didn't vibrate.

So if there is any slight it's deserved.
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>>950662
I live in the Southern US, and that's not true at all.

That said, I don't know about you, but I basically turn into a giant vibrator when I'm aroused, so u don't know what your problem is.
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>>950683
I'm in a rural area in North Georgia. It was true here 12 years ago.

If you vibrate when sexually stimulated seek a doctor immediately.
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>>950662
Yours was more of a selective ignorance. The anon before basically just didnt put two and two together. This can happen to anyone, at the best of times. I remember I could never figure out the connection between a car and gasoline until I saw a diagram. And now Im a fucking Mechanical Engineer.
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>>950679
So am I, and the vast majority of people aren't retarded.

Don't generalize
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>>950691
I mean, she could have just been stupid.
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>>950701
Not stupid just sheltered.
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Gobble is Kill
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>>950720
Ye. But not forgot.
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“Are you feeling okay?”

“Huh? I feel fine.”

“It’s just that you had this flush look on your face. Actually, now that I think about it, you get that a lot. It’s like something just sets you off.”

She gives you the most awkward grin you’ve seen from a real person. “Oh, well, you know...”

Oh, you’re an idiot. It’s probably got something to do with her injuries. How can you be so insensitive? “Oh. Hana. It’s an intimate personal thing, isn’t it? I shouldn’t have brought it up”

She looks away, still squatting near Mace. “I guess you think I’m a freak, don’t you?”

“What? No. I totally understand.” You remember your grandma had to battle a disease for a long time. Sometimes it made her get flush and have to sit down. You’re not a doctor, but Hana must have something similar. Memories of making your grandma a special tea to make her feel better spring up. You stand beside Hana. “It’s fine. I won’t tell anybody. If you want, I can help you. It can be our little secret. Just don’t complain about it being bitter.” You joke about the tea.

“H-Herb?” She raises her eyes to your waist, but doesn’t look all the way up. She’s getting it really bad. “Here?”

“Of course not. We’d have to go back at my place.” Uh oh. She’s not looking good at all. “That’s where the tea is.”

“Tea?” She gives you a funny look, then she laughs. “What are you talking about?”

You tell her about your grandma and her old health issues, the tea, and just a bit about your life. That must be helping because it gets her mind off of things. Everyone leaves as you talk until it starts getting really dark out. You ask her about her plans for her journey.

Hana tells you about not wanting to travel alone. Valerie offered to let her come with her on her boat. Hana gets the feeling that Valerie wouldn’t take the boat if not for her. She tells you that her limbs need power to recharge. Not often, unless she pushes them beyond normal use, but enough that it becomes an issue. If she had an electric pokemon, she’d be fine.

>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
>Something else
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>>950720
[Sorry]
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>>950750
>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
but
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
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>>950750
>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
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>>950750
>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
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>>950750
>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon just in case
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea
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>>950750
>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
Hana and Val seem like a cute duo. I think they'd probably work well as travel buddies.
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>>950750
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her.

Until she gets an electric pokemon that is.

And.

>Something else
"Is there an electric pokemon you'd like to catch?
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>>950750
>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
>>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
>>Something else
All the buttons!! Also mention a vibrating hand would make mixing for cooking super easy.
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>>950777
I'm thinking suggesting ourselves to travel with because we know water is bad for her. So she might not like travelling by boat
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>>950750
>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee

So, Rotom or Zapdos?

Rotom we know would be fun, but Herb's bullshit luck probably means we'll find a Zapdos somehow.
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>>950750
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her

And ask her if there are any electric types she likes / if she would like any help finding one.
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>>950750
>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
But be honest, we won't really have any way to get power for her tho.
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>>950777
Yeah, that write in needs to be said.
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>>950792
I thought it was more that a yatcht , as opposed to a wailord or smaller boat, will have a constant power supply.
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>>950750
>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
>If she seems nervous about it, tell her we want her to come with us
>Put the pieces together about the vibrator
>Engage maximum overawkward
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Does anyone know how Laki might feel about expanding our traveling group?
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I think Herb is the kind of person that doesn't see value in themselves beyond the value others put on him. It explains why he tried to do everything for everyone.
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>>950796
Nah it'll be Chinchou or Lanturn
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>>950750
I vote for pretty much everything in >>950777 including the write-in.

>>950796
Rotom would be amazing, and it isn't really a legendary either.

That said, they're rare as all hell, so who knows what we'll actually find.
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>>950801
It's still on water. That's scary no matter how big it is when your body soesnt even have default human buoyancy.
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>>950822
Come on, no Rotom with cybernetics?

That's a sitter for shenanigans.
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>>950818
Nah. Herb knows he's not worthless, but he's not prideful either. He just takes a genuine joy in taking care of others.

>>950831
She has to travel between islands somehow. A big boat is safest.
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>>950829
We could ask Professor Palm if he has one.

I mean, there's a Rotom-dex, after all.
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>>950835
I was referring to our luck playing into account that the only electric type we find would be the water type

Rotom would be ideal, but unlikely
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>>950822
Tynamo for the sole sake of a "Herb's eight inch long eel" gag (assuming we catch and trade it over).

But in all seriousness Chinchou/Lanturn is probably one of the better fits for her.
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>>950750
>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
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>>950841
I don't think he thinks he's worthless. Just that he has more value when others value him.
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>>950818
Hmm, maybe. I don't that I'd go that far, but he definitely has a tendency to place everyone else before himself, beating himself up when he makes mistakes, and he's been shown to be insecure about not being particularly masculine, including apparently being at least comfortable enough wearing girls' clothes to not find anything objectionable about it until other kids made fun of him for it.

Like I said, I'm not sure I'd go as far as saying he relies on everyone else to measure his own self worth, but he's definitely insecure about a lot of who he is. But I mean, he's a teenager. The easiest way to embarrass a teenager is to confront them with something they like.
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>>950856
GO GO TYNAMO!
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>>950856
Herb's perfect IV 8/4 poker monster gives me funny feelings.

We should consider trading with Hana if we catch a chinchou or tynamo.
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>>950869
I just realized how many Pokemon could serve as really niche service animals.
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>>950750
Let's take a moment to appreciate just how dirty a mind Hana has.
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>>950899
Let's take another moment to consider how willing she seems to follow through with the things her dirty mind assumes.
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>>950904
We need to make certain that everyone has each other's phone numbers before we all split up.
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>>950899
>>950904
The reason she's one of my favorites is because she's the most like a normal girl her age out of any of the cast. Also because she's downright adorable with how coy she gets when her lewdness is called attention to. She's fantastic.
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>>950912
Do we have a phone? I'm blanking.
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>>950904
And let's take a further moment to imagine how that could go in the future.

Really, the possibilities are endless.
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>>950919
Pokedex does calls, but the reception is spottier than a phone.
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>>950919
The pokedex has a short-medium range radio, but it wouldn't hurt to get a proper phone.
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Everyone! Raise your hands and send Gobble your energy!
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>>950958
Silly anon, we all know Gobble is powered by Lewd.
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>>950964
Okay.
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>>950958
She's achieved a form even beyond super gobble.
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>>950958
GOBBLE TAKE MY BUTTS!
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>>950964
Everyone! Lower your pants and send Gobble your energy!
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>>950958
\o/
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>>950958
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“I think you and Valerie travelling together sounds like a good idea. You make a good duo.”

“She’s so pretty. I’m a little jealous.” She confesses. “And she smells like flowers. And she has a nice voice.” She leans back. “She says nice things about my hair and looks, but I think she’s just being nice. I hope I don’t cramp her style.”

“She wouldn’t have asked if she thought that.” You tell her. “Valerie has a really good eye for what looks good.” You think about what she showed you before her contest. She’s great at that stuff. “Like I said, you two make a good pair. But if you want help catching an electric pokemon, I’ll help you.”

“Thanks, Herb. You’re sweet. I can’t really ask that of you.”

“It’s fine! To be honest I want to see how other people do it. All my pokemon weren’t really caught. What kind of pokemon do you want?”

She thinks. “Chinchou.”

You pull it up on your pokedex to see where they live. “Great! We’re going to the beach tomorrow. We can make a day of it.”

“I’m not really a beach person...” She shakes her head. “No. I’ll go. I’m not going to sit out.” She takes on an oddly determined aura.

“Great! I’ll see you there.” You start walking away.

She grabs the back of your shirt before you leave. “Are you good at keeping secrets?”

You were hoping to avoid this awkward moment. You lean in close. “Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”

“About what?”

“You know. Your week.”

Her eyes blink as her golden brown face because a bright red. You feel the same going on.

“You heard that?”

You nod.

“S-s-see you tomorrow!” Her voice cracks. She turns around and power walks away.

You and your pokemon take the empty stack of dishes and start walking home. It’s an uneventful walk. The next day, you wake up to your whole family. Your mom, brother, sister, and dad are all home. You talk for awhile over breakfast before you have to head out again.

Mom doesn’t stop fussing over you. She asks all about you eating enough, staying warm and safe. “You are staying safe, aren’t you?”

>Tell her about your Hydreigon
>Yes mom. Bye.
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>Something else
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>>950997
>Tell her about your Hydreigon
"It seems like everything works out in the end. Everyone here is so nice!"
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>>950997
>Tell her about Hydreigon
Then
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
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>>950997
When are all the family going to meet our mons? Or would that be better as a pastebin? There's a lot of potential there.
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>>950997
>>Tell her about your Hydreigon
>Frying pans, who knew?
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
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>>950997
>“Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”
>“About what?”
>“You know. Your week.”
Did Herb actually understand something lewd?
>>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
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>>951010
When we have a full team?
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>>950997
>Tell her about your Hydreigon
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
Might as well get it over with. He's going to ask anyway and it's hard to hide a giant three headed tsundere dragon.
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>>950997
>because
Should be 'becomes'.
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>>950997
>>951008
Seconded
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>>951015
That's going to be in like 20 threads, though. Bah, fine.

>Tell her about your Hydreigon
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
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>>951014
No, no he did not. He thought she was worried about ostracism. I'm betting it might hit him a bit later.
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>>951022
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>>951024
Meant to also link to
>>950997
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>>950997
>>Something else
Introduce your mon to your family.
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>>950997
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell her about your Hydreigon
Basically all the things sound good.
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>>950997
>Tell her about Hydreigon
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
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>>951035
Plus if we tell them all the things all at once and fast enough we can get away before they fully comprehend.
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>>950997
>Tell her about Hydreigon
>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
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So, who wants to try and go for a Feebas?

We've got a fishing rod and we'll be at the beach for the day, so why not?
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>>951103
We'll see what we get while fishing.
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>>951103
If Hana's going for a Chinchou, we might as well try for a Feebas both are extremely rare Pokemons to catch, so we'll probably be there for a while.
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>>951103
I'd rather a Staryu/Starmie or Slowpoke/Slowking
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>>951103
I'm cool with Freebas for a Milotic.

Or a Relicanth (personal favorite esp if it has Rock Head)
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>>951115
Staryu would be cool.
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>>951116
My favorite is Lanturn, but I'll be happy if we can get Chinchou for Hana.

>>951115
I'd be fine with these too
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>>951124
Lanturn is cool
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>>951116
Relicanth is one of my favorite pokemon, always spent the time to catch one back in 3rd gen in any playthrough.
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You'd need to roll bullshit well for Relicanth off of a beach.

Feebas is slightly more feasible and it'd play into Herb's perceived bad luck to catch such an ugly pokemon.

I mean how can something that ugly possibly be special? It looks like a very sick Magikarp.
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>>951145
Herb doesn't seem the type to think like that
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>>951145
Well one of Feebas' possible abilities is Oblivious, so sounds like a good match for Herb. Haha
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>>951154
I'm pretty sure that's the one that changes to Competitive when it evolves as well.

Competitive is amazing, especially if the other pokemon has intimidate. Trading one level of Attack for two of Special Attack on a primarily Special Attacker is solid gold.
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>>951151
True, but Feebas evolving into Milotic is never really shown to be common knowledge.
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You introduce everyone to your pokemon as you get ready to go. Your brother loves Mace. “He’s strong. I can sense it!”

Mace seems flattered at the compliment. He poses and makes a fighting noise. Gobble looks to your brother for something similar.

“He’s hungry.”

Everyone laughs. Gobble isn’t sure how to react, but forgets all about it when your dad tosses him an apple.

Bella just lays on the carpet and soaks up the sun. She seems happy.

“Oh yeah. Mom. I met Jacob. He seemed really nice. He gave me some break for Gobble.”

She stops doing dishes. “You met my boss’s boss?”

You tell her all about it. And Valerie too. Both your parents listen intently.

“Well, I’m glad he’s nice.” Your mom says. “I’m supposed to meet him today. Oh, I’m running late. I need to get dressed.”

Your dad leans in. “So, this Valerie girl.”

You sigh. You tell him all about your friends. You helped Valerie with her dress, spent a night in a shed with Keira, Laki is expecting massages and to get lotioned tomorrow. You had an interesting chat with Hana where- Oh. OH!

He pats you on the back. “Son. I don’t know how you do it.”

Oh, look at the time. You need to get going. You pack up.

“Anything else happen?” You dad asks, wanting you to go on about what happened with Hana.

You tell him about Hydreigon.

Your mom peaks around the room, putting in her earing. “WHAT?”

“Okay! Bye! Have fun at work mom!”

You dash out. You’ve got to get to the beach. You’ve got to say, living on an island sure makes it easy to find certain places.

You reach the beach just in time to see Laki.

“Hey, Soft Hands. Polu was here.” She points to a surfboard and pile of stuff. “He went back to get his other board.” She tosses you a bottle of sunscreen. You read the bottle, then look up to the sight of her pulling the string on her bikini as she lays down on her towel. “Get to work.”

You do as you’re told and start rubbing it on her back. You straddle over her and squirt it on her. She coos. “It’s cold out of the bottle.”

You gulp.

>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island
>Get Gobble to put the rest of the lotion on while you get your fishing rod ready
>How will we get to the other islands?
>Is that a third pokeball?
>Something else
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?

>Start Massaging
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>>951169
>How will we get to the other islands?
>Is that a third pokeball?
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?
>How will we get to the other islands?
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>>951169
>gave me some break for Gobble.”
Butt.

also
>Is that a third pokeball?
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>>951169
>>Get Gobble to put the rest of the lotion on while you get your fishing rod ready
>Is that a third pokeball?
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>>951169
>>How will we get to the other islands?
>Is that a third pokeball?
>Massage
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>>951169
>How will we get to the other islands?
>Is that a third pokeball?
>>
>>951169
>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island
>How will we get to the other islands?
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>>951169
>How will we get to the other islands?
>Is that a third pokeball?

I want Herb to get really good at this. Pokemon massagers are staples.
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?
>How will we get to the other islands?
>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island

Order of relevance.

After that, fish until Polu gets back, surf with Polu, then fish some more with Hana.
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>>951169
>>How will we get to the other islands?
>>Is that a third pokeball?
>Start Massaging
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>>951169
Hey Gobble, what's our siblings names?
Try not to think of this
>Is that a third pokeball?

Quickly say this
>How will we get to the other islands?
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>>951169
>>Is that a third pokeball?
>Massage damn you boy
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?
>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island

It's our duty to please that booty
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>>951182
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>>951169
>>951189

All the while, in the back of his mind, let's have Herb picking up on all the double entendres he's said and wondering how many he's missed.

Then remember how all the times Hana's acted weird has correlated.
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>>951206
Herb is not for lewd thoughts
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>>951169
>Ask more about her and Polu's island
The islands haven't really been discussed too much, all things considered.
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>>951169
>Is that a third pokeball?
>Something else
Comment on her physique.

Might as well get better acquainted with the muscles Herb will be massaging. In fact might as well do the first massage now.
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>>951208
Oh come on, the penny has dropped, you can't just not let it roll.
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don't we have to roll for herb to not get a boner while straddling and rubbing a half naked girl?
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>>951196
[Excellent question! I keep forgetting to give them some. Suggestions are welcome, otherwise I'll just add some into the next pastebin update. I'm going to clean that sucker up]
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>>951226
>>951229
It'd be a shame not to.

I don't think I've eve wished for a one so hard now you've raised that point.
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>>951230
Uh, David for the brother and Natalie for the sister?
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>>951230
Samantha and Timothy.
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>>951237
Yeah sure, let's go with this.
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>>951230
Ava for the older sister, Noah for the younger brother.
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>>951229
>>951226
Why roll? Consider it an autofail.
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>>951237
I like your biblical references as well. Good themeing anon. I had the same idea.
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>>951237
Sounds good to me.
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>>951251
good point
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You squirt some more lotion on you hands and rub it in. While you’re here, you start massaging. Bella happily yawns and lays in the sun next to Laki. Mace digs himself a small hole in the sand and rests in it. Gobble walks around the bushes near where the sand turns to dirt and looks for any food he can forage.

“Mmmm. I could really get used to this.” She says. You try not to let that get to you. Good Arceus, how can a person get this toned?

You’re really feeling conscious about your body. Not just from Laki’s hard muscles, but everyone. It’s hard not to feel inadequate when everyone else either looks great or is in great shape or both.

“So how are we going to get to the other islands?”

She moans as you work a knot on her lower back. Oh jeez she’s flexing her butt muscles. Oh jeez you can feel what her butt muscles are doing!

“Wailmer, if the weather is good. But we can always grab a ride with someone going where we’re going. Usually have to pay, but sometimes you can work for it. Some people just give you a ride for free. Lot of luck involved.”

You were excited until the luck part was mentioned. “Is that a third pokeball?”

“Muh huh. I caught a Meowth. He’s really nice. We’re working on Payday. Herb, I think one of your pokeballs is poking me.”

“Uh, yeah. Sorry about my pokeball.” You adjust how you’re sitting. Oh jeez oh man.

“You going to do my legs? Really get in there on the thighs. They’re killing me.”

You struggle through the rest of the massage, keeping a very awkward position for the whole thing.

Hana arrives. You sit and wave to her.

“Aren’t you going to get up and greet her?” Laki asks., keeping her eyes closed and her grin big.

“Uhh, in a minute.”

By the time Hana comes over you’re good to go. You grab your rod and both of you go to the waterfront. “So...”

“So...” She replies. Her large sweater and pants must be really hot. You're hot even if your shirt and shorts.

>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>We should probably get into the water and cast from there.
>Isn’t she hot?
>Something else
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>>951361
>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>Isn’t she hot?
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>>951361
>>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
maybe try and demonstrate what the fisherman showed us with this cast, but don't go too heavy into it?
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>>951361
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>Isn’t she hot?

>Something else

"Umm... About last night..."
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>>951361
>>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>Isn’t she hot?

10/10 massage

>Oh jeez she’s flexing her butt muscles. Oh jeez you can feel what her butt muscles are doing!

the fucking best
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>>951361
>>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>>Isn’t she hot?
>>
>>951361
>Teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>Isn’t she hot?
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>>951361
>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>Isn’t she hot?
>>
>>951361
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>Isn’t she hot?
"Get comfy, we're probably gonna be here for a while."
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>>951361
Second
>>951380
>>
>>951361
>Isn’t she hot?
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
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>>951361
>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>Isn’t she hot?
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>>951381
Supporting this.
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>>951405
The penny has dropped, so the floodgates are going to open sooner or later.
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>>951381
This
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>>951410
there is no reason to bring it up even if Herb figured out what she meant
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>>951381
Wait a sec, will Laki be within earshot of this?
She likes to ease drop
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>>951413
Insecurity over being perceived as too forward or a pervert?

Worried about other times he might've said something compromising without realising?

Those are good reasons.
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[Roll me dice!]
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>>951361
>>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.
>>Isn’t she hot?
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>951428
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>951428
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>951428
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>951428
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>951428
Do it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>951428
Why the hell not, even if I am too late?
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>>951433
hmm lucky 7's
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>>951448
Lets hope it's lucky, atleast for Hana's sake
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“Are you ready?” You ask.

“Oh, right.” She takes out Tirtouga and Togepi. “Ready, team?”

They both agree.

“Great, can you grab my rod?”

She makes a funny face, but grabs the fishing rod after a second. “Oh right.”

When she hands it to you, her arm vibrates. She quickly stops it.

Oh jeez. You need to change the subject. “I bet you’re really hot under those clothes.” Oh man even you heard how that sounds.

“I’ll just cast.” You tell her as you throw it out as far as you can. “About last night...”

She looks very distressed. “Can we keep that between us? And also not mention it even between us? And not remember it either?” She puts her head down and mutters to herself. “I’m so embarrassed.”

>Okay. Consider it forgotten
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>You think it’s better to talk about these things
>Something else
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>>951486
>>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>>
>>951486
>>Okay. Consider it forgotten
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>>951486
>You think it’s better to talk about these things
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
Don't worry about it!
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>>951486
>>Okay. Consider it forgotten
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>>951486
>Okay. Consider it forgotten

"I don't... tend to pick up on that sort of thing anyways."
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>>951486
>>Okay. Consider it forgotten
I thought we had said it wasn't an issue last night.
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>>951486
>You think it’s better to talk about these things. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it

Just so there's no confusion.
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>>951505
Yeah, but now we actually understand.
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>>951486
>>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
If it helps we could tell her something embarrassing about Herb.
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>You think it’s better to talk about these things
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
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>>951486
>Okay. Consider it forgotten
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>>951523
We could mention how our dad wants us to be a ladies man, and how we really don't know what he means with most of his suggestions.
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>>951523
The time Herb's sister caught him doing it.
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>>951486
>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>You think it’s better to talk about these things
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>>951532
and she offered to help?
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>>951543
Used it as blackmail material more like.
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“Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it.” You’re pretty sure you heard that exact line in a health video once, and it’s always stuck with you.

“I know, but nobody ever talks about it.” She looks like she wants to jump in the ocean. “Umm, by everyone, does that mean you too?” She slowly takes her face out of her hands.

“Do I...Haha what? I...you know. It’s not like...Well, I’m a healthy growing boy...and hormones! You know how those are...maybe one time my sister walked in on me and thought that’s what she saw, but I was just-”

Hana starts giggling, then laughing.

You don’t know what to do with all the energy you suddenly have. You start laughing too.

The two of you laugh like a couple of crazy people.

After a good, long, hard laugh, the two of you start coming down. You can feel the awkwardness slowly settling back in.

The rod tugs, hard. You tug back. Whatever it is, it’s pulling hard! You let it slack, then reel when it slows down, just like the fisherman told you.

It’s a hard struggle. Your muscles strain, But you’ve been pushing them every day so far and you’re getting more comfortable with this feeling. You’re not strong like the others, but you’ll keep hold. You pull, and pull, and hold, and pull.

You go flying back on your butt, and look up to see the pokemon that comes out of the water.

[That’s it for tonight. Sorry about the slow pace. No thread Sunday and maybe Monday, but we’ll be running a lot after that.]
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>>951594
Thanks for running Gobble!
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>>951594
good thread Gobble, looking forward to the increased questing time coming up!

Off to bed now, good night you crazy turkey
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>>951594
Thanks Gobble, great run! It's one of my highlights of the week.
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>>951594
Thanks for running Gobble.

Also, Hana and Herb being equally awkward when they were both on the same page was brilliant.
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>>951594
Herb is adorable.

Sleep tight, turkey.
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>>951594
Goodnight! And good luck with the, you know, living thing.
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>>951594
Thanks again as always Gobble
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>>951594
Thanks for running, Gobble! Was amusing seeing Hana and Herb being awkward.

Was uplifting having a thread tonight.
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While we're on the topic, I wonder how often all the characters masturbate. It's something that's been on my mind lately because I think I've been going overboard myself.
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>>951628
Herb is always popping boners. I get the feeling the guy just doesn't masturbate enough. Hana probably the most, Keira next, and the rest I don't have enough data on yet.
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>>951594
Thanks for running!
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>>951628
Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.

Jane: never. She really needs to.

Keira: only when she has a Herbdildo

Laki: no idea

Valerie probably has some fancy bubble bath ritual and candles and takes 3 hours, but only does it rarely.

Poly like any other teenage boy, but without the porn.
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>>951646
>Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.

I'd believe it. It'd make for some hilarious situations, anyway.
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>>951646
>Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.

Oh. In that case I have a problem too then. I ran some numbers a while back and in my life I've cum enough to fill my car's gas tank with semen. I'm 20.
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I wonder what mon came out of the water

If it put up a fight then it's either mildly strong or hilariously weak

Which makes it even better
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>>951926
A Kyogre that lands on us and crushes us to death

[B A D E N D]
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Thought just hit me, but if we hooked up with Hana, can you imagine her giving Herb a handjob?

That vibrating function must be intense.
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>>952016
Hana's arm downloads Skynet, becomes self aware and rips Herb's dick off, then detaches from Hana's body and crawls away to kill Linda Hamilton who will play Sarah Connor in the Terminator who gives birth to John Connor who defeats the machines in the future.

[B A D E N D]
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>>952059
By ripping off our dick the guy who made skynet was killed in a tragic skiing accident meaning skynet was never made
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>>952176
I'm gonna need a flow chart on the sequence of events here
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>>952228
>Seduce Hana

>Go to have an amazing handjob from the girl with the pleasure arm.

>OHSHITDICKISGONENIGGA.mp4

>Arm decides the best way to find John Conner is by using satellites, takes off into space.

>Spacefaring arm capabilities malfunction, crash in France

>Arm is trapped in France for a month, uses dick it stole from us to fuck its way out of France.

>Signs onboard a ship to make its way back to US.

>Gets back, sees a black man, kills black man because of racist chinese programming.

>Turns out black man was the creator of skynet.

>Due to paradox, the arm never existed, we never received the best and worst handjobs ever.

Puttin smiles at his success as his master plan to steal our anal virginity comes together.
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>>952268
I need another flow chart, send help
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>>952273
>Dick be ripped.

>Fuckin France bullshit.

>Putin was behind everything.

Pretty much sums it up.
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>>952277
Thank you flowchart fairy
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>>952279
Youre welcome. I shall return when I am needed again. For now, I return to Asgard.
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>>952281
And then you get stopped by sentinal, Vergil, and Akuma
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>>952339
At which point I show them the summons from Odin. He needs flowcharts too, mate.
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>>952346
Phenix,viewtiful joe,Hisen ko

Odin plays for fun
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Depending on if this pokemon we've fished up is electric or not, who wants a water type if it isn't electric?
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>>952360
I think everyone's fine with a water mon no matter what
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>>952360
Maybe, depends on how it acts. If it acts aggressive about being fished up like Poliwag we could send it on its way. But I think this has a decent chances between Chinchou and Tynamo.
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>>952372
Dude, we just fished it out of its natrual habitat. Of course its going to be upset.

If you think every pokemon that we meet is going to be all hugs and kisses with us as soon as we meet it, and especially ones that we actually want to catch, you should prepare to be very disappointed.

So far we've been lucky that we have charmed most of our pokemon with food. If we do that with every pokemon from now on, it will get very boring, very fast.
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>>952389
I think you need to calm down buddy. And yeah it is going to be upset, but Poliwag attacked other things besides us before we even had a chance to act back. Herb isn't the type to just catch a Pokemon because he thinks it is cool though, see Cutiefly.
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>>952396
He seems pretty calm.
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>>952389
Honestly, I think it's a bonus if not doing the battle-catch makes it harder to add to our party. We wanted to have a smaller party with more development this time anyways, right?

Plus it's something I really like about Herb.
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>>952447
True, but sometimes the battle catch makes the bond between trainer and pokemon just that much stronger.

Depends on the nature, I guess.
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>>952580
Well Mace was Adamant which is about as battle focused as you could get, but he still distrusted humans and was won over by some noodles and friendship. Really just depends on the scenario.
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so if the girls were to get drunk, who do you think would be the one fighting to sit on Herbs lap the most? I feel like there might be some serious competition between them
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>>952654
As soon as Jane realizes it's a competition it gets real violent real quick
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>>952668
And Herb is passed out the entire time, so he couldn't help. Until they notice his absolutely massive erection.
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>>952654
Well, Laki would kill anyone who'd mention it later, but she'd probably fight the hardest. Her or Hana, who are both pretty strong.
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>>952720
RIP John's legs

Hana and Laki probably both outweigh him by quite a bit

Only best girl could actually do it comfortably for both
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Reminder that Hana watched Herb jack off in the first lewdbin.

>Herb and Hana are alone, he makes an innocent comment
>Hana thinks lewd thoughts as usual, replies as such
>through the magic of awkwardness topic of masturbation comes up again
>Hana, without thinking, mentions that she already knows how Herb jacks off
>Herb stares and blushes
>she blushes ten times harder
>then harder still when she sees Herb pitching a tent
>barely audible under Herb's attempts to change the subject, she says she'd kinda like to see it again
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>>953649
wasn't that written by an anon, so it's noncanon?
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I think Hana has seen enough porn to know just by Herb's tent that he's packing. Wonder when she'll ask to see it?
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>>950997
>You were hoping to avoid this awkward moment. You lean in close. “Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”
>“About what?”
>“You know. Your week.”
>Her eyes blink as her golden brown face because a bright red. You feel the same going on.
I can't remember what they're talking about.
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>>953760
2 Gobble post earlier
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>>953760
Hana spent a week in bed after finding out her robo-arm can vibrate

guess what she was doing
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>>953770
why is hex maniac the perfect female specimen
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>>953707
We can make it canon if we work together.
Through dick, unity.
Through unity, lewds.
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>>953874
HERB IS NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>953881
It's too late, Laki and Keira have already made sure of that though I'd prefer Jane or Hana too
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>>953903
ITS NOT TOO LATE
WE MAY HAVE BEEN MOLESTED AND TEMPTED BUT WE ARE STILL A VIRGIN AND WE HAVE REACHEDTHE GREATEST LEVEL OF PURITY

WE ARE PURE OF HEART
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>>953927
But anon what of Herbs father he is also steering Herb into lewds, it's only a matter of time he is a teenager and eventually his willpower can erode and he will give in
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>>953874
eh, its fine as noncanon lewds

I want the eclipse rituals to be canon
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>>953927
>>953937
we just need to make keeping herb virginal/pure a challenge to jane.
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>>953927
Herb lost his purity on the day of the storm

Now he can only corrupt
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>>953937
NEVER
NEVER EVER
Speaking of pure Pokemon, a feebas or pyukumuku would be perfect for us
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>>953993
>those two Pokemon
>Pure
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>>953985
Nuh uh
He never penetrated meaning he's still a virgin
Also he was being molested
In his sleep
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>>953993
>pyukumuku
>pure
not if the internet has anything to say about it
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>>953983
Do you want someone to get killed?

Because at the very least Hana is going to need another prosthetic
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>>954002
YAMERO
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>>954009
Bella is the most pure.
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>>953999
halfway corrupt then

He'll be as lewd as Hana soon, if Keira and Laki have any say in it
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I still want a Totodile, they are my favorite starter
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>>954025
Never

>>954030
Hi Totodile anon, I think you have 2 more times before Polu catches one
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>>954009
it will never end anon

>>954035
soon
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>>954035
I thought Polus thing was he would catch former Champs pokemon without knowing, I'd expect a beldum or gible
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>>954035
Never forget the larvesta that one guy wanted really hard
Never forget
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>>954043
I feel like in the end a series of fucking insane good rolls will end with us alone and jaded with no friends or family who care about because we were too fucking good

All we have left in the world is our Pokemon,our championship belt,and a ranch that we bought
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>>954055
I dunno, we have yet to see more than 3 very rare Pokemon.

>>954066
I can't wait for us all to get our dreams crushed.
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Guessing what we just pulled up was a Corsola... with an amorous and confused Mareanie attached to it.
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>>954085
Aron (steven), Larvesta (B&W champ), Spiritomb (Cynthia)

He only has three right?
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>>954110
It seems likely, but Gobble could throw a curve ball.

>>954102
77 doesn't seem like something for two Pokemon, but that is two Pokemon that are back in the water after we save Corsola.
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>>954084
I mean, Keira isn't into battling and contests, so its not like we can ruin them for her.

Though we could easily fuck up with the local customs really badly
>>954102
I'm expecting either a Chinchou for Hana or a Wimpod for us, considering how well we rolled
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>>954136
I hope not I rather like Polu coming up on all these pokemon that made champions without him actually going out of his way to get them especially if he battles Jane

Also would love either of these bugs or Drapion
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>>954143
Heracross is my hope because muh type autism.

>>954142
Yeah, I'm hoping Chinchou too. But a Tynamo would also be nice. I mostly just wanna fish it up quick so we can do some surfing. I may be getting a little stir crazy on island one though.
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So guys, I'm gonna try to catch a shiny Budew. Wish me luck!
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>>954276
And if possible, a Munchlax too.
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say... are z-moves going to be a thing here? just cause z-metronome on gobble could be pretty fun, it turns whatever attack you get from metronome into its z-move counterpart.
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>>954314
I fucking hope not
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>>954314
What's a z-move? The last game I've played was White.
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>>954359
something added in sun and moon, equip your pokemon with the appropriate z-crystal item and they can convert one of their attacks into a super move (average base power of 170, but some are up to 200), this can only be done once per battle, also if you use a z-crystal on a status move you might get things like a defense boost, increased crit rate or in some cases all stats up by one stage or other effects depending on the move used.

the dances the player character does to activate the z-moves tend to be kinda dippy though.
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>>954276
Good luck!

>>954314
I wouldn't imagine so. I'm pretty sure z-crystals exist because above alola the veil was thin between the world and ultraspace. But then again, Gobble didn't use mega stones for mega evolution. Maybe shards will be used as z-crystals. We'll see.

>>954374
I wanna see Herb do the dippy dances. Or nice ones. Either way.
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>>954374
Z splash joke teams for the win
evee baton pass teams for the win
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>>954386
Thanks! I'm in Gen IV, have ~300 pokeballs, ~90 antidotes and a Weavile that knows false swipe. Let's do this!
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>>954386
>>954388
I don't mind the dances, I just think they are bleh. Like they felt that had to have some gimmick and decided to do super moves. That said Z-Parting Shot with Garfield is super fun.
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>>954388
pyukumuku was mentioned earlier too, the z-move version of its signature move purify gives an all stats up boost and pyuku learns baton pass too.

i'm still sad it doesn't get any real attacking moves and doesn't have iron fist as a hidden ability... elemental punch sea cucumber would just be hilarious.
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>>954398
When they had a much better gimmick literally last gen....
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>>954403
Megas are also shit, so many go to Pokemon that don't need them or just don't do enough and are still shit.
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>>954397
Alright. I have 12 hours of electro-jazz. I'm set for chain spamming.
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>>954403
most mega's were bluntly too good, plus they gave most of them to pokemon that didn't need them as they were already good, just too much power for little to no cost imo.
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>>954419
And a bidoof just broke the 20-budew chain I had going. Fuck this, I need to sleep.
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>>954417
>>954437
Still better than generic sentai dances. Z moves are the pinnacle of sucking.
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>>954441
I'll check my honey trees in the morning. Good night folks!
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>>954437
I would have liked to see some underloved pokemon get Megas. Giraffarig, Unown, Dunsparce, Stantler.

>>954447
Good night and good luck!
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>>954443
I could do without the dances, I do like the things you can pull off with status z-moves though.

really at this point I hope they just stop with the battle gimmicks and focus on making pokemon that are good in and of themselves.

>>954458
Dunsparce would have been awesome, one of my favorite gen 2 mons, as for unown... only thing I could see a mega doing for it is giving it an ability that makes its hidden power super effective to everything, since its still only going to have hidden power.
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>>954476
I feel like Unown really deserves the schooling ability.
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>>954482
seriously, still wouldn't help its movepool though, why couldn't it learn things like nature power or secret power in addition to hidden power?
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>>954030
Nidoking is my favorite everything.

Chances of getting one: 0
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>>954562
Damn repeat typings.

my favorite ground type is Donphan
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>>954562
He carried me in many playthroughs and I love the design, personally I wouldn't want one for Herb though. I'd be happy with an Espeon too my favorite eevolution
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>>954584
Espeon wouldn't be bad, if we got an Evee, I l think Flareon could be cool too.
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>>954582
Garchomp, Torterra, and Krookodile have all treated me very well. Throwing out huge E.Q.s just works.
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>>954678
Man I love ground types
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>>954678
Swampert will always remain my biggest Ground bro
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>>954732
>These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams.
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>>954702
My favorite type is steel, but ground is a close second
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Ground Type master race
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>>954779
My three favorite in no particular order is steel, ground and fire with bug and fighting as runner ups if I want to go to five
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>>954762
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>>954865
I am still ass mad about that fact that they introduced Gourgeist and instantly made it irrelevant with Trevenant by having both be physical tanks. The only god damned grass type with flamethrower and they fucking ruined it with a stupid stat distribution.
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>>955608
I think they ruined it with it's design, to be honest.
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>>955686
I like Pumpkaboo and Gourgeist
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>>955686
The design they went with is so simple I struggle to come up with any sort of severe criticism for it other than it possibly being boring and maybe the pallet choice being kind of strange. Care to elaborate?
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>>955608
fun thing, its signature move trick-or-treat is one of the few moves that gives an all stats up boost as a z-move, sadly gourgeist is not available in sun and moon but trevenant is.

trevenants sig move forests curse also does an all stats boost as a z-move, but really its better to just run one with harvest and whichever flavor of berry won't make it confused
(for those that didn't know figy berries and other such berries that heal you and/or confuse you depending on the pokemons preferred flavor got buffed to heal 50% of their hp on use this gen)
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you know, Laki mentioned she was trying to teach her meowth Payday?

How would Payday or Happy Hour work in this quest? It seems like a dick move to increase the amount someone has to pay you midbattle
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>>955834
well, payday functions via the meowth throwing coins its gathered at an opponent, the increased payout coming from collecting the coins afterward... not sure about happy hour but its an event move so probably not something we have to worry about.
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>>955834
>>955839
I think it was mentioned, but generally whoever wins gets the coins that were dropped.
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>>955834
She's trying to get more money so she can help provide for Herb and Laki's child's college fund! What a wonderful mommy!
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>>955908
>implying she isn't gonna spend it all on booze
>implying she didn't escape court mandated AA by "choosing" to be a trainer
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>>955919
>t.Jane
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>>955924
Laki got a minor drunk and then molested them
Also the very first word chatat learned from her was bear money

That seems pretty in character
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>>955942
>bear money
shit man, now that I know Laki's saving up to buy a bear, I'm all for her
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So, am I the only one wondering about the mormal temple on Kontote?

It seems like the ghost priestesses do important work. Do the other clergy do so to? Are there still normal priests/priestesses? If so, what's the point of a temple? If not, who's doing what they used to do, if anything? Why is it that Kontote's fire was taken for raiding, but not Akenaki's, who are famous for raiding? Did they break some sort of code? Is the temple disbanded permanently? What does it mean to have your fire taken? Exactly how important is island identity vs Loahnah identity?
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>>955839
We should teach Gobbles happy hour and just run a doubles battle racket with Laki.
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>>956048
>event mon moves
Still abit salty Robin's Dragonite had Extremespeed
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>>956054
I'm wondering if through metronome bullshit we can teach gobble extreme speed, just imagine him using that as a snorlax....
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>>956058
Well Focus Punch was on a 100. Keep in mind this is a move that can't be done by Metronome normally. I do wonder how Gob's personality will change if he evolves though.
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>>956054
We saw pokemon changing abilities on the fly and created custom attacks and you choose to get upset over an event move? All of my wat.
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>>956072
I dunno, I expected weird ability stuff, it is like why Extreme-speed besides it was an event Pokemon? Also when I said abit I mean like a pinch of salt.
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>>956011
They could be the source of Nurse Joys. Chancey is a normal type, and it would be an interesting contrast to have a healing temple on the island known for violence.

id be interested in seeing all the temples, to see how the different monks have different attitudes and rituals

plus we need to go to the grass temple for the eclipse
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>>956123
Well I'm pretty sure Keira said the Normal Temple is all rundown and no normal clergy are a thing.
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>>956087
To be fair, Robin's dragonite was from a casino. They could have bought the surplus event mons to save money
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>>956135
Yeah, salt under the bridge now. We are the age of lewds now.
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>>956151
when weren't we?
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>>956158
Before lewd was contained somewhat, but now it is almost more lewd than Pokemon.
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>>956165
I don't know, I think Kat got lewd a lot faster than Herb

I feel like we have more lewd pictures of pokegirls though
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>>956186
Kat may have done lewd things, but it was simple stuff because we had Robin so early on.
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>>956130
Exactly. Kontote lost its temple and there's a temple for every type but normal. So I just put 2 and 2 together.
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>>956198
Yeah, it's unlikely that we will have a resolution for quite a few threads. There will be enough salt to make the islands uninhabitable no matter which waifu wins. We're gonna spend a long time working to narrow the field to a few candidates..

It reminds me of HMQ, where we didn't even kiss the waifu until 100 threads in. Not likely to happen in this questconsidering how Keira has already gotten farther in 14 threads than Laura did in 100 that seems unlikely
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>>956222
man that's terrible grammar

*Not likely to happen in this questconsidering how Keira has already gotten farther in 14 threads than Laura did in 100
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>People talking about mating rituals

>Didn't think about Laki's Tribe.

>They're known for raiding

Obviously she'll have to use the traditional clothing and hair dye.

She must first mark him as her own by adorning him in traditional paints. Then in the dead of night she kidnaps him, dragging him out into the local jungle where she must drive him to exhaustion with the traditional mating press.

Snu snu.
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>>956244
I mean if she is from the mostly guy island she likely was raised to just take what she wants.
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>>956244
wouldn't a tribe/island with a majority male population have the guys being the ones seeking mates? It would seem that the raids would be to take wives, in addition to other loot, so that you don't get a beta uprising.

and a nest filled with shiny things and soft pelts/leaves would be better
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>>956275
Due to the limited number of women they were allowed to be selective. A few got it into their heads that they were the dominant ones with so many men trying not to step on their toes.

They took over the raiding traditions and no one has the balls to say no.
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>>956383
>Salazzle the social structure
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>>956392
>Reminding me of the hours i wasted trying to breed a female salandit until i decided to inject
Laki confirmed worse waifu
0/10
Would unironically waifu Jane over her
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>>956399
Jane is shit.

And Laki is best waifu. She's a female Salazzle that comes for you.
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>>956406
But she isn't best waifu
She a shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>956415
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>>956457
your waifu a washed up, drunken slut who wants to fuck a 15 year old

Even the Nuzleaf that attacked Bella is a better waifu
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>>956473
There is no proof Laki is a slut, a tease sure, but she's molested Herb less than say Keira. In fact Herb has initiated most of the physical contact with Laki other than friendly back smacking and the like.
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>>956473
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>>956484
>wants to have a threeway with two underage kids
>who she met 3 days ago
>not slutty
>>956486
pic is closer to you
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>>956501
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>>956501
I'm sure everyone has terrible fantasies. Laki has only ever mentioned hints of such desires while drunk, so I doubt she is making strives in actualizing such desires. Besides if sluttiness was determined by weirdness or the deviant quality of desires then virgins would be the largest sluts. Also please note that most people know within seconds whether or not they would have sex with a person.

Actually know that I think about it, if Hana is a virgin it would probably explain why she is so lewd.
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>>956501
As far as we know Laki and Herb are about the same age. It's a few year difference. If you stress this stupid shit then we're going to have to accept that Keira is a rapist.
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We all know that introducing another mother figure to Bella won't be good on the young girl's psyche

Face it, Laki is the best option for their daughter.
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>>956484
>Is Olympic athlete
>molested a 15 year old
>is down for a threesum with two minors
All the waifus are shit
Kiera molested us
Laki is turbo slut
Jane is Jane
Hana has self esteem issues and is too lewd
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>>956548
Bella pls stop shitposting on 4chan
It isn't good for your developing child mind
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>>956552
You are wrong, it's almost like you've never even read the quest. Each of those statements are taken so far out of context they don't even reflect the events they are referencing. So yeah man, I disagree, but enjoy the quest.
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>>956560
I believe the human was attempting what his kind calls a joke.
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>>956564
Jokes imply humor. Even as sarcasm which doesn't translate to writing, it's just not funny.
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>>956564
hi Raistlin. how's Kat?
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>>956552
Also I like how you conveniently forgot Valerie.

inb4 Who? joke here
That is actually sorta funny
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>>956536
>hints
>molested Val
>down with accessories and costumes
>"hints"

>>956544
We know she can buy alcohol, so she's at least 18. How many highschool seniors date freshman? At that age, a couple of years is a massive gap in development
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>>956582
People are just more touchy feely in general when drunk. Less inhibitions, less respect for personal boundaries. Not significant behavior.

I don't see how liking costumes makes someone a slut. I believe half of the cast allowed Herb to dress them up however basically, but if that's what you think man. More power to you.
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>>956593
You realize he's just shitposting at this point yeah?
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>>956593
You do stuff you were already thinking about when you're drunk. Sure she was drunk, but she was already planning a golden combo with minors.

the accessories and costumes part was copy and pasted from thread 9, the focus was more on accessories. Not proof she's a slut, but how many virgins go in for a threeway with accessories to start out?

>>956602
love you too anon
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>>956548
>cracked Bella's egg
>has no motherly connection with Bella
>"best option for their daughter"
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>>956902
>shitposting this hard
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>>956902
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So I'm the anon who has embarked on the glorious quest of catching a Shiny Budew and a Munchlax. I have caught (and released back into the wild) a minimum of 4 boxes of Budews. I'm also starting to run low on honey. I'm just gonna start taking a Combee everywhere with me. Checking trees in 10-20 minutes.
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>>956934
I believe in you!

Polu best waifu!
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>>956934
Also, every time I reach a chain of 10, I'm just going to save the game. I'll also save at 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, and 40. That should hopefully ensure I can't loose a chain easily.
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>>956923
>can't stand it when someone mentions their waifu a shit
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>>956960
Bella literally sees Laki as her mom.
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>>956982
It's purely one-sided fancy though. Laki herself has no particular connection to Bella.
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>>956934
Correction, I'm out of honey.
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>>957030
Does saving a chain actually work?

I'd assume it would restart if you reloaded.
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>>957017
Laki has shown to like Bella.
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>>956582
And yet my younger brother, my junior by three years, has been dating a girl my age for roughly four years now.

The argument has merit but it's not a hard and fast rule.
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>>957040
I don't know, but it's worth a shot, right? If it doesn't, that's valuable data too. Also, I've dropped almost 20k for this.
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>>957042
Yeah, but not especially moreso than she has any other mon.
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Reminder that anons are threatened by Laki because she is in the lead and has the most support.
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>>957047
I have just bought 210 honey. That's enough to cover every Honey tree in the Sinnoh 10 times over. I'm set.
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Does anyone know when the next thread is? We need to keep focused if we're going to whip Herb into shape.
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>>957061
>drove off a Kabutops with an improvised weapon
>beat the shit out of a Hydreigon with a frying pan
I dunno, he seems pretty well in shape already.
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>>957069
Kabutops didn't even fight and Hydreigon was super malnourished and tired.
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>>957040
Also, here's what the Bulbapedia page says on the topic:
>If a wild Pokémon of a different species is encountered, or if a battle ends without defeating or capturing the wild Pokémon, or if a wild Pokémon is encountered outside of the Poké Radar, then the chain will break and the Poké Radar will not activate again at the end of the battle.
>A chain can also automatically break if the player uses the Bicycle or Roller Skates, if the player scrolls all shaking grass patches off-screen by moving too far away from them, or an Egg hatches.
The list didn't say that saving wouldn't work, so if it doesn't, that can be added to the list.
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>>957069
Impressive feats to be sure, but I see it as more of an indication of potential rather than skill.

Besides, Herb's feeling self conscious about his body, so we need to get toned.
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Checking trees, please wait.
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>>957061
Those pecks look more like tits.
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>>957086
I'm just a supporter of Herb as the team mom instead of as a muscled badass
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>>957058
And strong, beautiful, sexy, brown women terrify the weaker anons
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>>957108
Who says we can't do both? We'll be the manliest mom!
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>>957058
>>957111
Or you know it could be anons doing what anons do
Shitpost
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All trees checked, no joy.
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>>957108
Gotta be able to go mama bear to be the complete mom friend.
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I think it might be too late in the day to encounter Budew. I'll redouble my efforts and check the trees tomorrow morning. Good night everyone!
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>>957598
Good night and good luck!
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[Hope everyone has been well. I just got in. We'll be playing again tomorrow.]
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>>957846
Hope things are well on your end
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>>957846
Glad to hear it! Good cliffhanger, I want to see what we hooked!
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>>957846
Looking forward to it Gobble!
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>>957846
Hell to the yeah.
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>>957846
I'm so ready. Fuck yeah!
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>>957846
sweet
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>>957846
You da best.
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Alright, so updates on the hunt for the Shiny Budew. I found out that yes, saving and exiting does indeed kill a chain. I found this out during a 20-something long Budew chain.
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>>958920
Sorry to hear that honey-anon. Have you considered breeding for a shiny?
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>>959166
I've already dropped at least 20 grand on this and caught/released 4 boxes of Budews. There's no way I'm giving up. Also, I'm starting to get longer chains, so it's just a matter of keeping at it. Also I can't use the Masuda Method and I don't think I have the incense I need to breed Budews. Also, I don't want to spend time breeding and hatching eggs. Last time I tried to breed for a shiny, I was hatching eggs for a good two weeks to no avail.

Also,
>Honey-anon
I earned a name?
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>>959234
Honestly anyone who I can pick out a consistent voice/conversation from without I.D., and not for being a shitter can get a name. I've been called gaynon a couple of times, and it's nice when you're recognized. I'm not gay, but it's the thought that counts.
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Okay, so I just nabbed a PP max and used it on my Weavile. False Swipe now has 64 PP. I think that that might be enough. I wish I had something to prevent poison that wasn't a Pecha Berry or Antidote, though.
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>>959290
Get a poison or steel type pokemon that knows False Swipe. Can't think of any other way.
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When's the orgy happening?
How long until jane "opens" up for herb?
I want laki lewd
Need to turn valerie into dirty whore

All this tension & corruption needs to come to fruition already, herb's giving me mental blue balls, need to hurry along, become the cooking league champion & then head back to our haram, only to settle down, make a gym, & live out our days cooking for the gurls, battling, & adding new young trainers into our playpoke house
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>>959317
>Harem
Stop
Not even shitposting
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>>959300
I just remembered I have a Drapion and a Gliscor. I feel stupid. Luckily, I did not save after using the PP max. Simple fixes.
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>>957058
>>957061
>>957086
get laki to help us train asap & maybe have some sweaty amazonian rape as the catalyst to herbs quest to spread his genes all over the world
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>>959329
Herb is for consensual love-making, not just any lewd.
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>>959329
Shoo shoo gains goblin

Herb must stay pure to maximize gains and become a barbarian
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>>959329
Anon pls
We need to turn down the lewds
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>>959422
Yeah, it's only funny to a certain point. We have crossed that line.
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>>959329
Shame. Shame on you. Herb is most certainly not for lewds.
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Under the Sea

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Quest
https://twitter.com/GobbleQM
Character info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz

General rules:

There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.

Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.

Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.

Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.

Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.

Pokemon:
Gobble (Munchlax)
Mace (Roggenrola)
Belladonna (Budew)

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Recently: See above.
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>>959547
YESSSSSSS
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>>959547
Alright, here we go! I'm starting up a new chain! I am going to try to be posting in 2 quests at once though.
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>>959547
[Forgot my trip]
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>>959547
WHERE IS MY BUTT?! I was promised butts with this thread?!
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>>959561
Thank you. Have necromancer children as payment.
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You cringe as you fall ungracefully on your butt on the hard wooden dock. The pokemon flying out of the water at you brings your mind away from how sore that will be tomorrow and towards the issue at hand.

It makes a sound like it’s saying “cookie.” Wait! You know that sound! You look up and see a Krabby!

“Ah!” Hana runs forward to grab the rod out of it’s reach. It sprays bubbles at here for getting too close. She moves out of the way, leaving an imprint on the wood from where she stepped from. Another reminder of Hana’s hidden strength and speed.

“Not exactly a Chinchou, but he’s cute. If a little crab- cranky. What do you want to do?” She asks you as you get up.

It looks to both you and Hana, locking eyes before switching. He’s expecting a fight.

>It’s a sign. She should try to catch it
>You want to battle it!
>Try to calm it down
>Something else
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>>959582
>Try to calm it down

Ah shit best crab has arrived!
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>>959582
>>Try to calm it down
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>>959582
>It’s a sign. She should try to catch it
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>>959582
>It’s a sign. She should try to catch it
We don't need to waste our water slot on a Krabby. She thinks its cute, she can have it.
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>>959582
>You want to battle it!

Tell her we'll try again, see if we can catch an electric type next.
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>>959582
Why are we always almost getting hit by crabs of various types?
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>>959582
>Try to calm it down
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>>959605
Because the only good crab is one that has been cooked and is being served with butter.
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>>959582
>Leave the decision to her

If she wants to catch it then that's her decision. Otherwise we can act to fight it off, shoo it away, etc.
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>>959582
>Leave the decision to her
>Hope for a battle
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>>959582
>You want to battle it!
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>>959616
Crawdaunt/Corphish best arthropod.
Clawncher close second.
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Changing my vote
>>959599
To:
>>959617
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>>959582
>Try to calm it down
>Something else
try again, catch and release until we find an electric pokemon
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>>959617
this
probably the best choice, we shouldn't try to make her catch a pokemon she doesn't really want
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>>959628
Those first 2 are lobsters/crayfish/crawdads. They aren't crabs, though they do taste good.
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>>959582
>Leave the decision to her
Im sure we could do better
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>>959582
>>959610
to
>>959617
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>>959582
>Try to calm it down
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Rolled 64, 81 = 145 (2d100)

[ignore me]
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>>959694
P A N I C
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>>959694
No.
We just got smashed in the face again, didn't we?
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>>959703
fukken crabs man. If it happens again, Herb should develop a crabphobia.
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>>959703
Well we left it up to Hana. So she got clanged maybe?
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>>959706
That's either nepaphobia or Cancerphobia
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>>959720
THAT'S NOT BETTER, ANON!
Also, do we know any first aid?
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>>959747
I mean she has metal limbs. But I get you.
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>>959762
>she has a metal limb
FTFY
Blows to the head will still hurt, even though she has a metal arm.

GODDAMN BIDOOF BE BREAKING MY GODDAMN CHAINS!
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>>959775
She has three metal limbs. One arm two legs.
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>>959582
Why do crabs hate us so much?
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>>959784
Well then I REALLY misread something at some point. Shit.

Blows to the head or torso would still hurt.
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>>959791
THEY KNOW.
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You look to Hana. “It’s your choice.”

She looks between you and the wild pokemon. It uses Harden.

Her Togepi slowly approaches.

“Be careful.” She warns. She follows it a few feet away. “Krabby, she’s just being nice.”

Togepi smiles and waddles forward, despite Hana’s warnings and Krabby’s foamy mouth. It sings a little song as it approaches.

Krabby lashes out with a Vice Grip! Togepi flinches, but it doesn’t land. You see Hana’s fake arm in it’s grip instead.

Fear strikes it’s eyes. It crushes as hard as it can, but Hana doesn’t feel it at all.

“Togepi was being nice. Let’s-” She looks back to her egg pokemon. It’s using Metronome!

“Fuck!” Hana scrambles to get out of the way, but Krabby is attached. It’s hit with Sheer Cold! You’ve never seen that in real life before, but you saw it on a show once. It’s an ultimate attack if it hits.

Krabby dangles from her arm, knocked out. She watches it swing and looks disappointed. “I was hoping we could at least get along.”

You approach with your rod in hand. “Are you okay?”

She shrugs and gently pulls Krabby off. “Thanks. I’m fine.”

You feel like you should say something. She doesn’t seem to care at all that she was almost hit.

>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes up
>On second thought, that’s enough fishing for today
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959811
>She could have gotten hurt, doing that. Ask if she wants to talk about it.
Failing that-
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
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>>959811
Tell her she tried and that's what counts. Let's fish some more
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959811
>>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
if the games have taught me anything, its that you don't stop until you have a pokemon that is genetically perfect
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>>959811

>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more.
Sheer Cold? Fuuuuuuuuck. Metronome, man.

Also, any ideas what I should call the shiny Budew if it's a male?

Also, Captcha is sushi of the crab variety. Captcha is with us!
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>>959811
>>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959811
>>959818
This. Seriously, sheet cold is a scary move. Krabby could have had guillotine. She's not invincible.
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
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>>959811
>Ask if she's okay and tell her to be more careful.

Sheer Cold?! A Krabby clinging onto her arm?! Girl, take care of yourself!
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959811
>>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
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>>959831
How about Don?
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>>959831
Oleander or hemlock
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes up
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>>959811
>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>>
[Roll it!]
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>959860
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>959860
Blrag
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>959860
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>>959856
I'm liking Hemlock. Captcha is still sushi.
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>>959811
>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes up

Then back to fishing ourselves.

It's not really our place to say anything about Hana's pokemon.

It'd be very rude.
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>>959827
But anon what if we run into a Pokemon that isn't genetically perfect but likes us a lot?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>959860
Rawlin.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>959860
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>>959866
Well, that's probably another Krabby.
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>>959827
We can train our way out of not being perfect. This isnt the games man.
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>>959866
Nice save bro
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>>959880
Late.
>>959883
Late and a bad roll.
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>>959866
Thank you anon
Nice dubs
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>>959875
We fugg it and then let it go, obviously.
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>>959860
If Hana doesn't manage to catch anything today we should suggest we research exactly how to catch Chinchou and try again. I bet we'd have a good shot at night on a boat. We could look for their lights.
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>>959892
lets save this plan for only the worst pokemon anon
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>>959899
But where would we get a boat? Also, Hana probably doesn't float. Just saying.
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>>959901
No no, hear me out. If the hypothetical Pokemon likes us enough it'll come back for seconds and thirds. Could become a regular thing or arrangement after that.

Everyone is happy.
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>>959904
Wailmer, SM and the Anime have what look to be riding rigs for these Pokemon.
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>>959908
Gobble already said no pokéfucking.
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>>959908
You must be new here.

Gobble has already said that's not happening.
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>>959904
Gee, if only someone we knew had a private yacht.

>>959913
Shh.
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>>959904
Val has a personal yacht
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Thanks for running Gobble! And take heart! Your writing is better than whoever was selected to pen rogue one!
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>>959904
We could use Laki's Wailmer
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>>959919
That's quite a complement.
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>>959930
I mean, Rogue One had some pretty shitty dialogue to be fair.
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>>959950
The dialogue was horrifically bad. The first half of the movie was an absolute mess.

The end was fine because everyone was too busy fighting to talk.
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>>959950
It was also willing to take some big risks <s>especially with the ending<s/> that served the story and over all mythos well, so it's still quite a complement.
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>>959919
Damning with faint praise?
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>>959969
The end means cannon doesn't make sense. It makes the entire start of A New Hope is non-cannon.
SPOILERS OF THE MOVIE
The Imperial officers were warning Lord Vader that capturing the Princesses ship was an unwarranted act of aggression. Now she's literally fleeing the scene of a rebellion fleet.
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>>959978
I'm saying Gobble could have a future in writing. Because gobbles stories have better writing than a goddamn multi million dollar franchise.
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>>959981
Which therefore makes the entire series non-canon?
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>>959992
Possibly? I'm half worried they're going to re-boot the four original movies.
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>>959981
Eh, they'll retcon the start of New Hope probably. It wouldn't be the first time something has changed with them.
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“You’re sure you’re okay? You could have gotten-”

“Yup!” She smiles a little too hard and answers a little too loudly.

You consider your options and drop that subject for now. “You tried to talk to Krabby. It’s not your fault he was crab- not your fault he was cranky.”

Her smile turns a little more genuine. Then she laughs a little. “Thanks. It’s hard not to say it, right?”

You fish for a bit more and get another Krabby. You’re ready for it this time though. Togepi seems upset at it, so you quickly release it back before it or her have a chance to do anything.

You fish for awhile longer, getting a few Magikarp and another Krabby. Eventually Polu comes to the beach. He waves over at you.

“Sorry.” You tell her. “We didn’t catch a Chinchou.”

“It’s okay.” She picks up some of her stuff. “I had fun. Maybe we can do it again sometime. Or, you know, something else. You spent all morning with me. I want to make it up to you.”

You notice a rip in the arm of her shirt from where Krabby used Vice Grip.

>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>That’s okay. She doesn’t have to do anything
>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel lucky
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>>960000
>Reboot the four original movies
>Take them back to 0
>Quad 0
Dear god he's right.
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960013
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time.
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960000
1. Nice Quads
2. They wont do that
3. The ending to my knowledge which mind you is limited for i haven't seen the film in a while. dosen't ruin the cannon at all. Whether its thematically sound is a different question, but it makes enough sense not to offend me.
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>>960013
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up
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>>959919
[Wow! I haven't seen it yet, but that's very high praise regardless. Thanks!]
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>>960013
>>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960013
>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel lucky

In for a penny...
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>>960013
>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure eventually.

Maybe not next time, but we're bound to get one with practice and study.
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960013
>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
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>>960013
>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel lucky

You wouldn't have put that last option there if it didn't MEAN SOMETHING
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>>960013
>Ask polu to wait one last time you feel lucky
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This little shit just broke a 19-Budew chain. I'm beyond anger.
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>>960069
Oh look
It's the former bravest bird
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>>960069
You'll get your rose eventually, honey.
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I'm starting to lose track of how many Budews I've caught, but I will catch a shiny gdi!
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>>960055
Also, supporting.
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Opposing trying to fish again.
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>>960129
You're like 15 minutes too late for that senpai.
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>>960129
One more time, what's the worst that could happen?

If we don't catch anything today we can always come back later.
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>>960129
You don't oppose things
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>>960141
>what's the worst that could happen?
>after doing so fucked up our time with Valerie earlier
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>>960159
Hana hasn't been fazed by having a Krabby Vicegrip her. It's going to take a bit more than a Poliwag to ruin things.
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>>960159
No, that was us being stupid and not running when we had the chance.
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>>960174
She takes off Her shirt and upon seeing her scars John freezes up.

In an attempt to recover Anons vote for the worst possible line in a group of options and she storms off angry or sad.
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>>960189
And then Laki gets stabbed in the eye by a piece of wood that flies off from her stomping and Polu's surfboards both break from falling Crabrawlers.
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>>960189
Why would Gobble put in any vote option that would result in us ruining our friendship with someone?
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>>960189
Eh, we didn't say the worst possible things when we first met everybody. I don't think Herb's not too foot in mouth, just selectively insightful.
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>>960174
>>960188
>It can't happen a second time because things are too different now
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>>960069
Use explosion on the fucker.
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>>960207
Because it's not Gobble's job to hold our hand through every interaction.

Gobble provides a number of things John might say/do. John isn't perfect.
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>>960219
Little shit's already dead. Sent out my Lapras and used Sheer Cold.
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“Well, next time we go fishing, I’ll be a lot better. I promise we’ll get that Chinchou eventually.”

She pushes her arms closer together. “You don’t have to go to any trouble...”

“Oh yeah!” You see the tear on her arm. “Can I see your shirt?”

She stares at you for a second. “Oh! Umm, well...” She looks around. “You’ve already done so much.”

“It’s okay. I insist.” You watch as Krabby starts to get up and shake off what happened. He’s taking his time.

She hems and haws, but eventually takes you back to the changing rooms. She comes out with a towel over her shoulder, carefully draped in a way to hide her arm and a few marks on her back that her tank top doesn’t cover.

“So when did you want to meet up to-”

“Done!” You bite the threading. “That wasn’t as bad as I thought.”

“Come on bro! The waves wait for nobody!”

“Have fun!” She says while looking away. “And thanks.”

You run off to see Polu. He surprises you with a very forceful high five. You pretend your hand isn’t pounding and just barely catch the surfboard he tosses you.

“I couldn’t decide which one is best for you.” He says. “That one’s a hybrid short and fish, is that cool?”

“Uhhh.”

“Great! Now, come on, let’s go catch some waves.”

You look to your Pokeballs. You’d hate to leave them alone, but you’re not sure about taking them surfing.

>Take them while you surf
>Leave your stuff on the beach. There aren’t many people here
>Ask Laki to take care of them
>Something else
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>>960288
Had a Whismur fuck me over like that while I had a forty streak of Eevee going.

That little bastard ate a Dragon Ascent because I was so pissed with it.
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>>960292
>Something else
>Ask Polu what he does with his balls
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them

No reason to risk it.
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
Laki wouldn't let anything happen to Bella.
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>>960292
>Ask laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
>Take empty ones with us if that isn't implied
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them

Much as I'm tempted to say take them surfing, I'm also pretty sure that we don't want to get Toxic'd diving after poke balls again.

I mean, we could get a Skrelp or a Seadra from it, but it's not ideal.
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>>960309
Yeah, take an empty ball or two, just in case.

>catch a Sharpedo.
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>>960309
Seconding the take empty ones idea.

Not all of them though, three or four just in case.
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960292
>Ask Laki to take care of them.

I thought our pokemon were out and about
Bella soaking up rays and Gobble foraging in a bush?
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>>960309
Supporting this
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>>960309
Switching to this
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>>960292
>>Ask Laki to take care of them
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>>960320
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>>960362
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>>960292
Supportin>>960309
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>>960368
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>>960296
Yeah, I prefer the "best served cold" philosophy, myself.
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“Laki?” You approach with your stuff.

“Hmm?” She barely moves.

“Can you watch my pokemon?

She stirs awake and leans up a bit. Without a top you can see a very generous line of cleavage. She peers over her sunglasses. “Yeah. I guess. But you’ll need to work that off too, Soft Hands.”


“Thanks!” You keep a few empty pokeballs. As you go, you see Bella already playing with Laki. Gobble chases Mace in the sand. It’s a very slow chase.

Polu arms his arm around your shoulder as you had out to the sea. “Dude. Dude. Did you see that?”

“Yeah. She’s really great with Bella.”

Polu gives you a funny look and mutters something about cantaloupes and watermelons.

He shows you how to get on the board and a few basics. You’re a bit embarrassed at how bad you are and how easy it is for him, but he’s really encouraging and you feel like you’re doing okay after awhile.

“Good job, bro. The real test comes when the next wave hits. That looks like it over there.” He squints.

You have a moment or two before it’ll get here.

>Ask more about his home island
>Ask about one of the other islands
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>Want to come with me and Laki to Eelilee?
>Something else
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>>960393
>>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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>>960393
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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>>960393
>So what's with the bone clip in your hair?
>Want to come with me and Laki to Eelilee?
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>>960393
>Ask if he likes any of the girls


also
>Polu arms his arm around your shoulder
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>>960393
>It’s a very slow chase.
Fuck, my sides are gone

>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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>>960393
>>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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>>960393
>>Ask if he likes any of the girls
>>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
Also, I have caught at least 90 Budews. I just checked my pokeball stock.
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>>960393
>Gobble chases Mace in the sand. It’s a very slow chase.

10/10

>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>Ask if he likes any of the girls

Getting to know him better, then some guy talk.
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>>960403
We thought Hana was the bionic girl, but he was the weapon all along.
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>>960393
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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>>960393
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
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>>960393
>Any last second advice?
>Ask about the other islands
>Ask about his home island, focusing on what kind of pokemon are there
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>>960403
[Is this a new one? I got all disorganized with my butts]
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>>960393
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
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>>960425
I feel like I've seen it before.
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>>960393
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
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>>960425
I'm pretty sure it's new.
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>>960393
>Ask if he likes any of the girls

I've actually been wondering this.
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>>960431
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>>960442
bad water dog!
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>>960425
Might have been posted months ago.
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>>960393
>Ask if he likes any of the girls
>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
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[Roll for surfing. Let's have some fun!]
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>>960442
THAT one's definately new.
is that a pillow stuck in her butt?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>960466
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>960466
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>960466
In the sun?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>960466
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>>960473
Jesus.
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>>960473
FUCKYEAH!
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>>960473
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>>960473
we own that wave
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>>960473
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>>960473
looks like we're gonna have a chinchou fall right into our arms
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>>960473
You rolled so well you turned two of the rolls around you to meme numbers. Well done.
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>>960473
[How does this keep happening?]
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>>960473
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>>960499
NEVER LUCKY
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>>960473
NEVER LUCKY
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>>960473
>>960499
Herb was never meant for the quiet life.
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>>960473
>still not good at surfing, but all the girls' tops fly off in unison
>Polu takes us out surfing every single day from now on
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>>960506
So he is gonna get ran over?
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>>960499
Laki laughing because she knew how badass we are while everyone else is in shock now?
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NEVER FUCKING LUCKY.

We just out-surfed Polu, didn't we?
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>>960499
At what point have we 'worked past' or bought off our bad luck flaw, because it's clearly a lie!
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>>960499
No idea, but if I ever find the same-fag that gave us the 'unlucky' trait, I'll kiss them full on the mouth.

Guess you'll just have to make Herb a little more pessimistic when things don't go right.
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OH

FUCKING

KAY

This gonna be gud shit
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>>960523
Who? Laki is playing with Bella, Hana is busy, and nobody else is around. Only 1 person can see it at a time.

>>960530
Samefagging was so obvious it didn't do anything back in thread one.
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>>960536
>Only 1 person can see it at a time
that's actually pretty damn accurate so far.
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>>960528
>out-surfed Polu
Bitch, we just outsurfed fukken Pikachu.
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>>960541
Yeah the max to ever see our badassery was 2, and only one of those two people will actually ever admit that it happened.
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>>960541
I think that might be where our "bad luck" manifests.
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Well, I'm off to town.

Keep it up.

I'll try and post in town, but 4chan is retarded and keeps saying my iPad is banned, even though I never go on the pages it says I start shit on.
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>>960556
I love how Herb's just going to leave behind a legend of completely unverifiable badassery.
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>>960577
That's because bans are attached to IP, which changes periodically
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>>960577
if you're going off a mobile network or something it could be the IP associated with it. it usually changes every day or so depending on the carrier
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>>960578
Unless we become a champ

At that point it becomes folk tails

>I heard he bashed a kabutops with a giant boulder!
>I heard he saved a princess from a rayquza then had sex with her right there!
>I heard he once ate a whole sharpedo in a single bite while riding a giant wave all the way around the world in a hour!
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>>960607
>I heard he works with the pokemon mafia, he's got murkrow that do his bidding.

>I heard he once fought a dragon and won!
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>>960607
>I heard he saved a princess from a rayquza then had sex with her right there!
With the Rayquaza.
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>>960630
why not both

at the same time?
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>>960623
>I heard he once saved a munchlax from a gang of 50 primapes and he was only 5 years old!
>I heard that he has a 20 inch dick!
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>>960630
Mega fug would be watching
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>>960657
He was when we were sleeping.
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>>960649
>I heard his Munchlax destroyed a gym in one punch
>I heard he saved the heiress to a vispum empire from a horde of Poliwrath
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>>960649
That second rumor only came about because Keira isn't very good at math.
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>>960674
Hey, it's not her fault mainlanders use weird units to measure things.
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The two of you chat for awhile about nothing in particular. Eventually the topic lands on girls.

“So...” you’re not sure how to approach this. You’ve had guy friends, but you’ve always been more of a girl’s guy. “Do you like anyone?”

“Bro?”

“Like, do you have a crush on any of the girls?”

“Oh!” He playfully almost flips your board. “There’s a girl on Huka. She’s pretty famous. She lives at the gym.”

Huh. “Hey, I’ve been wondering. Is there any significance with that bone clip in your hair?”

“Bone?” He puts his hand in his hair. “Oh no.” He tucks it in tighter. “Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah. It’s part of I guess what you might call an offshoot religion. Keira seems really nice, but I’m glad she didn’t see it.”

“Why? Would you get in trouble?”

He smacks you on the back. “Those days are long over, bro. But it could get awkward. It used to be a bigger deal,” he stares off at nothing in particular, ”but I guess now the people that are uptight about that stuff put differences aside so they can be united in hating mainland-” He coughs. “Hey! There’s the wave. Don’t be down on yourself if you don’t stay up long. It’s not easy for beginners.”

The wave gets closer.

“Actually, maybe you should sit this one out. It’s bigger than I thought.”

You’re already going for it. You leap into action.

Okay. So far, so good. You’re balancing, you’re keeping up. “I’m doing it!”

“Dude! Watch out! You’re going to flip!”

You don’t even have time to ask what he means. You ride up the side of the wave and do a flip, landing back on your board. Polu does the same, but he’s shocked you’re still up.

You find yourself leaning into the wave again by accident. This time you do the flip in the oppsite direction and spin. Polu follows suit, but barely holds on.

You hit a bump in the wave and lose your balance. You don’t even know what happened, but you land in a handstand on your board.

Polu tries to imitate, but after a few seconds he loses control and splashes out. You once again find your board climbing up the side of the wave. Once the board gets high enough you lose your balance and fall, but you land on a foot and a knee on Polu’s board.

You ride it out as the wave slowly fades. Polu swims to collect your board, then brings it over to where you ended up.

“Dude! You told me you were an amatuer. Are you just messing with me?” He eyes you up and down. “You know, you got a badge pretty fast, and won that match against me pretty easily before. You’ve been messing with me the whole time, right?” He looks hurt, but he’s laughing it off. “You got me, man. You really did.”

>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>Tell him he’s just a great teacher, ask if he can help Mace with balance
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
>Something else
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>>960674
>>960682
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
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>>960686
>>Tell him he’s just a great teacher, ask if he can help Mace with balance
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice

>>960691
Poor Gobble.
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>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that

>>960691
>
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>>960686
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>Tell him he’s just a great teacher, ask if he can help Mace with balance
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>>960686
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
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>>960686
>Tell him he's a just a great teacher
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>Lament, You wish people would believe you more about just wanting to be nice
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>>960691
>yfw
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>>960686
>>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
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>>960686
>>It was just a freak accident, you swear

more and more evidence that John is a mainlander spy
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>>960686
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice

I think our luck tends to just... builds up into one enourmius release of spectacle.
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>>960686
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Tell him he’s just a great teacher, ask if he can help Mace with balance
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>>960686
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
Why did a natural 100 lead to bad things?

Why must we live in fear of being too awesome?
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At some point I want everyone to get together one day when herb isn't around and just bitch about his bullshit luck.
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
Beginner's luck!
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
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>>960686
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
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>>960733
Adding
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice
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>>960686
>It was just a freak accident, you swear
>Come on Polu, you know me better than that
>Get upset. You’re tired of crazy accusations when all you try to do is be nice

This isn't totally his fault, but Polu probably touched a nerve, considering how bothered Herb has been with Jane's accusations.
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Normally I'm fine with 100's having crazy results, but this was kind of overboard. I'd expect 1/100 odds of someone catching their first wave standing up, and you could exaggerate that and maybe say he surfs in the tube.

It's not like it's the end of the world, but it just makes Herb seem like some kind of Mary Sue when stuff like this happens.
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>>960890
I think the fact we have had 100s at all the moments like these is what did it.
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>>960890
>Never lucky
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>>960890
I think it's more rule of funny than a representative showing of his abilities. I doubt he could replicate this event on his own until he actually learns to surf.
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>>960893
That wouldn't be a problem if the results of 100s was "Herb gets really lucky", but instead we get "Herb acquires super-powers" instead.

>>960902
Rule of funny/cool is fine, but this is something I'd expect to see in the anime, not a quest that's supposed to be a (slightly) more realistic take on the setting.
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“It was just a freak accident!”

“That.” He waves his arms where you surfed. “That was a freak accident? And everything else?”

“Yes! I guess I was just lucky. Come on man, remember when you introduced me to everyone? You know what Jane has been saying isn’t true. And you know what? I’m sick of that.” You try to keep the hurt out of your voice and sound angry. “I’m just trying to be nice to everyone!”

There’s a tense moment out on the ocean. You both stare at each other. You’re terrified that this is going to escalate into a fight. A small, tiny speck inside of you sort of hope it does though. Not out of malice or anger, but the thrill of it.

“Yeah. You’re right. Sorry, bro. Truth is, I don’t have a lot of friends. I used to hang with a group from Gwo Boss. But they’d just use me for stuff and I didn’t catch on for a long time. Guess I got some issues there.” You get the feeling that you wouldn’t have been able to drag that out of him without a catalyst like this. “You’re a good dude, Herb.”

You talk some more. He dives then comes up to flip your board. When he stands on his own, you grab the edge and shake it to try to get him to fall off. The two of you sit back on your boards and relax for a bit. It’s strange, but the almost-conflict makes you feel closer to Polu.

“Oh, dude, we drifted pretty far.”

You look to the shore. He’s right. You can barely see where Laki and your pokemon are.

Uh oh. There’s fin between the two of you and the shore. No, there’s more than one. You look to Polu.

“It’s not the sharpedo season. They shouldn’t be here.” He explains. He looks as confused and surprised as you are.

You look over towards the ocean. You see a few tentacools. They’re a ways away, but that’s not a surprise. Even you know about how they live in patches on the sea. They’re usually never looking for trouble. Usually.

The finned pokemon get a little closer.

>Let’s wait for a wave and try to quickly surf over
>Go out deeper and take your chances with the tentacool. You can swing around in a long arc
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
>Try signalling Laki for help
>Something else
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>>960907
This is super lucky though.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us

get ready for the BAD END
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>>960910
>>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us

I-If they wanted to hunt us it would be over already. Also "Bully of the Sea"
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>>960910
>>Let’s wait for a wave and try to quickly surf over
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>>960910
>Try signalling Laki for help
Probably won't win, but voting for it anyway solely for the look on Bella's face if Laki were to rescue Herb from sharpedos.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
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>>960910
>Something else
CATCH ONE
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>>960910
>Let’s wait for a wave and try to quickly surf over

I'm going to be honest, I've never surfed and don't know the real-life best answer here.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us

I want to pet a sharpedo
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
Can't wait for us to roll a Nat 1 when we try to stay calm.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
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>>960910
>Lets wait for a wave and try to quickly surf over
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>>960934
That would hurt a lot. That said, catching one would be super rad.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us
Let's play "Try not to look like a Seal!" This can't possibly go wrong!
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>>960912
I'm just going to assume you've never surfed. Or wakeboarded, snowboarded, skateboarded, or really any sport that requires good balance. Because what Herb did definitely falls outside of "lucky" and into "super powers".
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>>960942
Endure the pain, give fin rubs.

>Herb uses lotion on his Sharpedo
>It looses rough skin and gains speed boost.

Pokemon may or may not gain a love of cuddles.
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>>960955
I just mean overall.
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us

>>960942
Surrounded by sharks is not the ideal location to attempt catching something. Especially given we don't really have any of our usual tools we would use to do so.
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>>960956
Sharks apparently love having their noses rubbed, as long as you're super gentle. Their noses are really sensitive, hence why punching one there is a good way to get it to stop trying to chomp you. But apparently if you're gentle, a shark will just sit there and let you rub its nose. It's weirdly adorable.
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>>960963
But we do
We took some empty pokeballs
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[Roll those dice!]
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>960983
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>960983
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>960983
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>960983

>>960985
friend!
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>>960985
!!!
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them calmly and slowly
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>>960910
>Maybe if we board over them really slowly and calmly, they won’t bother us

are we going to literally jump the shark
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>>960985
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>>960975
I thought it was because those areas were so gentle the sensation literally disables their nerves and ability to think slightly, so they just seem more chill.

>>960985
Nothing more to see here.
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>>960975
>>960985
Are we going to noserub a Sharpedo?
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>>960985
It happened
Again
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>>960983
NEVER LUCKY
E
V
E
R
L
U
C
K
Y

also cute pic
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>>960994
I love you too

>>961000
I was meant to roll here tonight.
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>>960985
>>960473
SAME FUCKING GUY!

Everyone just stand aside and let him roll!
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>>960996
I'm pretty sure that's why punching them dazes them and makes them freak out and run away. Granted, I don't know enough about sharks to say definitively, but all I know is that there are adorable gifs of sharks having their noses rubbed, and it at least looks like it's having a good time.
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>>960994
Shark friend plz
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>Bad luck wasn't for herb
>It was gobble
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>>961008
wouldn't their noses get hit a lot during normal shark activities?

seems like a design flaw
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>>961007
Please no, the second that happens I'll roll a 3
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>>961020
>design
I'm triggered.

But in all seriousness, it sounds likely that the nose is sensitive because of the incredible sense of smell, and the front of the face is the best place to put a sensory organ.
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>>961040
Well actually, most species of sharks (and chondrichthyes species) have sensory organs in the front of their snout.

These organs are called ampulii of lorinzini and allow the shark to sense electric currents and jolts given off by other organisms moving. Stimulating that part of the nose tends to stimulate those organs, leading to a number of different possible effects.
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>>961058
*ampullae of lorenzini

embarrassing typo
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>>961062
Y-yeah totally noticed that.
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>>961020
>wouldn't their noses get hit a lot during normal shark activities?
that's actually why sharks so do shit in captivity they keep bonking into the sides of the enclosures. Sharks that live near ocean floors or reefs or coast or whatnot don't really mind but deepwater open oceans sharks can swim stright for fucking miles and never hit anything
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>>961020
Dat's a good tummy.
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The two of you discuss your options. This is a sticky situation. The tentacool could double your problems if they’re in a bad mood. You could maybe try for a wave, but despite your last display you’re not confident at all in your ability to stay on your board.

“I think we should just over over them.”

Polu thinks, but he can’t come up with anything better. “Okay. If they come at you though, hit them really hard on the nose. But just a heads up, it could really mess up your hand. It’s a last resort thing.”

You nod. The two of you very slowly paddle on your boards towards the beach. You watch the various fins as you get close to them, and they get closer to you. You’re almost afraid to turn your head as one circles around the side.

You’re about to bump into a fin, but Polu grabs your hand and pulls you so you veer off course.

You look to your side. There’s a Sharpedo swimming right there! It doesn’t attack, but it watches you. Like it can’t decide what you are or how it should act. Are you a threat, a meal, or something else?

It doesn’t seem to decide that you’re a meal, because it pulls away. You exhale breath you didn’t even realize you were holding.

You and Polu get past the thick of it. You get a bit faster as you approach the beach. The water is about as high as your armpit.

You glance back and see a single fin coming at you. You’re up to your belly button now. You can see your pokemon stopping what they’re doing and watching you know.

That fin is getting close. Polu is already ahead of you, but looks worried when he sees how far ahead he got. “Come on!”

>Just keep going. You’re almost there.
>Call your pokemon to come to you
>Turn around and try to hit it with the board
>Stand perfectly still
>Something else
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>>961099
>Boop snoot.
>Inform it it's a great swimmer.
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>>961099
>Stand perfectly still
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>>961099
>>Just keep going. You’re almost there.
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>>961097
>Stand perfectly still
Maybe it wants to be friends?
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>>961099
>Turn around and try to hit it with the board
Tiem for awesome.

Also
>“I think we should just over over them.”
Butt plz.
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>>961099
>Something else
Noserubs.
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>>961099
>Just keep going. You're almost there.
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>>961099
>Gently rub the nose
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>>961099
>>Just keep going. You’re almost there.
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>>961122
>>961111
>>961118
>Going straight to second base
I know it worked with waifus, but Sharpedos are bully!
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>>961124
Actually changing my vote to this. We will become the Sherk Whisperer.
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>>961128

When attacked by a dark dragon herb cooked for it.

Why not pet shark when swimming next to it?
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>>961099
>Stand perfectly still
>Something else
CATCH IT!
Herb could have all of this!
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>>961130
Wait shit i meant this.>>961122
Fuck my life.
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>>961099
>Stand perfectly still

If a Sharpedo seriously meant to attack us it would be flying through the water and we'd have no hope of surviving anyway. ...So it's probably friendly?
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>>961099
>Something else
Rub nose.
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>>961099
>>Stand perfectly still
>>Something else
Noserubs
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>>961099
>Stand perfectly still
>Gently poke it with a Pokeball
>Run like fuck while it's in it
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>>961099
>Just keep going. You’re almost there.

Um... now's not really the time for rash actions. I know empathy and blind trust have gotten us pretty far, but respect goes a long ways too. And I respect that that thing could eat us whole.
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>>961134
We did not attempt to pet the dragon.
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>>961145
This. Even if it escapes it'll be on land and at our mercy!
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>>961154
Sherk has not decided to rape us to death yet. Considering it can jump out of the water at 100000000 MPH i dont think it wants to kill us.
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>>961153
Agreed. Maybe it'll follow us to shore, then we can decide if we want to try and tame it, but right now we should just get out of here.

Ya'll are only trying to do crazy shit because you know we just rolled a 99.
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>>961099
>Just keep going. You’re almost there.
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>>961159
...You mean like a gyarados or a tentacruel would be?
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>>961099
>>961111
>Snoot boop.
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I'm hoping we don't catch the Sharpedo because I don't want a pokemon that can't move on land easily. At least we could carry Destiny, what's an animal with fins gonna do to move?
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>>961099
>stopping what they’re doing and watching you know.

Also what the hell is up with Google and sushi? Srsly.
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>>961116
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>>961187
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>>961188
WELL THEN!
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I'm gone for 45 minutes, I can't me back to find you assholes trying to befriend fucking sharks. The worst part is that I can't say it's very OOC.
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>>961200
>The BEST part is that I can't say it's very OOC.

FIFY
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>>961188
10/10
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>>961182
We'll just need to visit beaches and such more often.
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>>961162
Only like 80mph, 125 in bursts.

>>961200
Don't worry, it's all an elaborate ploy by gobble to trim our penis by an inch or two.
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dice?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>961228
HERES YOUR DICE
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>>961206
I know we're on archipelago, but that's still not very nice to the pokemon. Our current team seems to spend half their time outside of their pokeballs. Meanwhile, Sharpedo would have to stay in his ball for possibly days while we're inland. Water pokemon that can actually walk or travel on land fit the lifestyle of a traveling pokemon trainer much more. If you live in a town you can set up a pool for them, or live on the beach. Sailors or fisherman have it best for water pokemon, as they can have the pokemon out much more than someone who might not even have reliable access to running water, let alone large bodies of water to swim around in

cough cough
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>>961234
Don't care. Want to ride Sharpedo.
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>>961234
I'm with that one other anon on wanting a Feraligatr.
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>>961234
Don't water types just sort of ignore the lack of water though?

How else do things like Relicanth or Skrelp battle, or how do attacks like Surf or Whirlpool or Waterfall work?
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You slow down, then come to a stop.

“Bro. What are you doing, bro?” Polu’s voice is heavy with concern.

“It’s okay.” You tell him, and yourself. If it wanted to hurt you, it would have done it already, right?

“Dude, they were just sizing us up. Herb, listen to me, bro. You're playing a dangerous game.”

Your pokemon collect on the beach. Polu is already running to grab his pokemon.

You look to face the approaching fin. It slows, confused by how you stopped to face it. It swings back and forth as it approaches, taking a very leisurely path.

“You’re a good swimmer.” You joke when it pops it’s head up. You’re not good at reading it’s face, but it seems confused by you. It keeps coming closer, but slowly.

You don’t know why you think this is a good idea, but you very gently rub it’s nose with your hand. You make a noise and wince. It enjoys the sensation, but your display of weakness changed its attitude. It looks at you with an aggressive glint.

>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water
>Tap it with a pokeball
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
>Have one of your pokemon toss you some food to give to it
>Something else
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
SHERK WHISPERER!
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>>961253
>>Tap it with a pokeball
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
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>>961253
>Have one of your pokemon toss you some food to give to it
Have Bella on hand to shrek it if need be.
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
If this fails have a pokeball on hand and instantly
>Tap it with a pokeball

Then throw the pokeball onto the beach so the shark is out of the water!
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>>961253
>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water

Time to stop being dumb, Herb. Listen to Polu, man.
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>>961253
>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water
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>>961253
>Tap it with a pokeball
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
>Slowly back out of the water
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>>961253
Good job fuckers. We basically have no other choice unless we want to get chomped now.

>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain as we slowly back out of the water
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>>961271
>>961274

if wincing was enough to make it more aggressive, what do you think retreating would do?
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>>961253
>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water
>Battle it if it follows
Man even pokemon want to bully Herb.
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>>961253
>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water
guys, it sees us as prey now

time to GTFO
>>961246
in the games yeah

in the anime the main characters don't use water pokemon that can't walk on land on land. Misty had a couple that couldn't walk, but only used them in pools.
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>>961274
>>961282
>>961283
>>961271
RUNNING AWAY WILL MAKE IT WORSE, we need to be smart about it or just tough it out.
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>>961270
And have someone bring us something to feed it
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>>961253

>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
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>>961281
I'd rather risk that than stay there with it.
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>>961295
>Shoots itself out of the water at 125 MPH
>Ded Herb.
LOL NO!
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>>961253
>>Okay. You’re done. Slowly back out of the water
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>>961253
>Tap it with a pokeball

And throw it the fuck away.
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>>961253
I should add that >>961280
is not a compromise with walking out.

>>961305
Walking out is the worst possible thing.
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
Don't flee unless you want it to pursue.
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>>961253
>okay. You're done. Slowly back out of the water
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>>961301
yep, cause staying even closer to it will make it /harder/ to attack
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>>961319
It won't see us as super weak prey if we stay.
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>>961309
Seconding, that should give some time to get out of the water
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>>961253
>>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
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>>961323
it already sees us as prey

i'd rather it see us as far away prey
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>>961331
Aggressive glint is not 100% prey.
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>>961253
>Keep rubbing, try to play through the pain
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>>961338
What else would it be? Sexually domineering?
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>961343
Sizing us up to see if we are cowardice prey or something stupid / strong enough to stand up to it.
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>>961331
>>961343
It's a predatory pack animal, it's trying to distinguish how we compare to other humans it's encountered, since most run away it was intrigued but since we flinched at it's Rough Skin he's having second thoughts
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>>961271
>>961274
>>961278
>>961282
>>961283
>>961305
>>961315
[Back away]


>>961260
>>961265
>>961270
>>961278
>>961280
>>961293
>>961313
[Rub nose]

>>961329
>>961339
[Rub nose tiebreakers

Is that about right?]
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>>961347
4u >>961343
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>>961312
No it's not, in almost every encounter with a predatory animal, you must maintain eye contact and back away slowly.

Moving closer or making any sudden movement at all causes them to associate you with other things that flee from them i.e. prey
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>>961354
Yeah. I also would like to rub the nose, in case you need to know.
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[Roll for rubs! Please don't screw up!]
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>961368
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>961368
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>961368
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>961368
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>>961369
Praise the oracle!
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>>961369
Thanks, man. At least we won't be eaten.
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>>961369
Herb. Befriends. Every. Pokemon.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>961368

in before bad luck strikes
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>>961369
WELP! Id say that's a win.
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>>961382
IGNORE ME! I am not rolling anymore tonight.
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>>961382
Never, EVER roll again.
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>>961368
That's a lewd chicken
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>>961369
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>>961368
One of these days, Herb is going to fuck up really badly and get seriously hurt. I just hope our friends are there to help us when that happens.

Also, that's not a complaint in the making. It could be an interesting/potentially sweet moment to have the group try and help Herb once his insane luck runs out.
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>>961369
So sherk when?
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>>961369
Master of noserubbing.
>>
What is better: Single Sharpedo bro or Group of Sharpedo allies that respect us?
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>>961413
Sharpedo Squad. They're like the Squirtle Squad, only they're sharks.
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>>961413
Respect. Mons we actually have should be zero to hero.

Eventually the whole ecosystem will respect us though. Bird mafia. Dragon king. Sharpedo gang.
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>>960473
>>960985
>>961369
Did you bake your e-dice?!
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You look back to the group. Polu and his pokemon are out. Your own pokemon are watching at the water’s edge, not wanting to set anything off by getting too close.

Polu has both hands on the side of his face. His eyes are wide with worry.

You reach out and rub it’s nose. It hurts. But you keep doing it. And Sharpedo slowly relaxes. It even ends up closing it’s eyes and leaning against you. And while your hand is really feeling it, you’re enjoying yourself too. You even laugh. It gives what you assume is a laugh or happy noise too.

Any time you stop, it does a little circle swim and comes back around for more. It does eventually start to get bored and the novelty is wearing off for now. It’s taking longer to swim back around. But you feel like you can just walk away on good terms.

>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>Try to convince it to join your team
>Something else
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>>961433
>Try to convince it to join your team
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
Ferrrahligahtor
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdF7o08KXw
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>Try to convince it to join your team
SHERK!!! Sherk is best!
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>>
>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>Something else

Seek medical attention. Extended petting session through Rough Skin cannot be good for us.
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
I don't want to catch it, but hopefully we see it again.
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>>961433
>Try to convince it to join your team
promise it delicious foods
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>>961433
>Try to convince it to join your team
I know it won't win, but I want a sharkbro.
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>>
Herb is the most intense adrenaline junkie ever.
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961466
I'm okay with this becoming a character trait. We are the main character from Far Cry 3 at this point.
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>>961433

>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>When you get back to shore and are inevitably called a dumbass, say that you know you're a dumbass and you have no idea why you did that, but you're just glad it worked.
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>>961475
>character trait
>friend to all living beings
>we befriend pokemon and send them on their way
I think I like that more than I expected.
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Well screw you guys I didn't want the shark anyway. Jerks.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>961487
Majority wills it, such is life
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>>961433
>Okay. Bye Sharpedo. See you around
>>
>Likes Sharpedo, especially after it became a jet ski.
>NUUUU IM TOO SCARRED!!!!!!

I hate life sometimes.
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>>961487
Hey, I wanted to Herb to stick his meat in all sorts of Pokemon but you don't see me complaining.
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>>961495
I just prefer other water types to be honest.
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>>961475
when are we gonna get a tattoo?

When we gonna slit our friends' throats?
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>>961502
Maybe not that far. Unless the tattoo it can wash off in warm water.
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>>961501
But there's literally no water type more preferable except maybe Crawdaunt.
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>>961433
>>Try to convince it to join your team
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>>961509
>Mudkip
>Clauncher
>Starmie
>Marill
>Our lord and savior Wimpod
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>>961495
S'okay dude, I wanted Hydreigon and that was contentious too.

Life has a funny way about working out.
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>>961524
You're right. Those are all less preferable than Sharpedo.
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>>961524
>all of which die horribly to the Dependable Fish
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>>961537
Nah, Wimpod is great. You're right about the rest, though.
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>>961550
Greatest enough to pull ahead of Sharpedo.
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>>961557
>Great isn't
Fukken automistake spellcheck
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>>961565
Where's the lie, though?
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“Thanks Sharpedo. But I have to go now. I’ll see you around.”

Sharpedo gives you a happy smile through it’s sharp teeth, and swims away to it’s friends. After a second, a few of them seem to pop up to look at you. You get that weird feeling, like you’re being gossiped about. You feel like you've made another friend, though. You're sure you'll meet again.

You make your way to the beach and get crowded by your pokemon. Bella sees your hands and runs to fetch Laki. Gobble and Mace seem less surprised, but still concerned.

“Confronting Jane, touching a ghost priestess, that Hydreigon, these sharks. You’re a bit of a thrillseeker, aren’t you bro? Some sort of compulsion to do stuff you shouldn’t.” Polu slaps your back. “Dude, you need to take it more easy. You only get one life.”

Laki approaches, wearing a towel over her otherwise bare chest. “Soft Hands! What did you do?” She holds your hands out. “Who did this to you?”

You and Polu explain about the Sharpedos. Laki listens with her arms folded. When it’s done, she smacks both of you upside the head. Polu’s bone hair clip is knocked loose and falls into the sand without anyone but yourself noticing.

“Next time something like that happens you get me!” She pulls you back and tickles you. “Say it. Say it!”

You don’t last long. You can’t escape her and most attempts result in awkward touching. She doesn’t seem to care or notice at all, but you’re still a healthy young boy.

“Come on, then. Let’s get you something for those hands.”

The three of you start packing up. Laki puts her top on when facing away from you two. Bella seems to approve of how she was picking on you, which is a disturbing trend. Gobble is pulling your shorts leg for food, and Mace is rushing around in front to look for any new danger, since he wasn’t there for the Sharpedos.

You pick up Polu’s hair clip as you walk behind Laki and offer it back to him.

“You know what bro? Why don’t you hold onto it. You seem like you might need it.”

“What does it do?”

He keeps his voice down. “Keira isn’t the only one who knows how to deal with spirits. If you’re ever in big trouble, just break it. But it’s a good idea not to let her see it. Some more fundamentalist people might see it as maybe a little bit,” he leans in really close “light heresy.”

“What?” You whisper as loud as you dare.

>Thanks! You’ll keep it
>Give it back, but thanks for the offer
>Put it in your hair. Wear your friend’s gift proudly.
>Something else
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>>961628
>Put it in your hair. Wear your friend’s gift proudly.

I wonder if Jane will explode.
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>>961628
>Give it back, but thanks for the offer
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>>961628
>>Thanks! You’ll keep it
Offer him something in return
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>>961628
>Give it back, but thanks for the offer
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it
But try and find someone who can tell you what it is before you use it

Polu has an interesting side to him Thay's just now coming out. I wonder why he's so reluctant to tell us what this really is.
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>>961628
>Thanks! You'll keep it.

Do NOT mess around with 2 specific things when on any island: Voodoo, and culture.
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>>961628
>Put it in your hair. Wear your friend’s gift proudly.
Polu's a bro.
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>>961628
>>Thanks! You’ll keep it
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it
We need to look into this.
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>>961628
>>Thanks! You’ll keep it
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it

Our luck is gonna pop eventually. So lets keep it, but dont put it in our hair. Just put it in our pack or pocket or something.
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it

We... might need this. Also, we should probably try to learn a bit about it before we use it.
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>>961628
>>Thanks! You’ll keep it
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>>961645
This except wear it.
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>>961628
>Thanks! You’ll keep it
Necklace it? Keep it under our shirt maybe
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>>961628
>Thanks! You'll keep it.

>Bella seems to approve of how she was picking on you, which is a disturbing trend. Gobble is pulling your shorts leg for food, and Mace is rushing around in front to look for any new danger, since he wasn’t there for the Sharpedos.
Our pokemon are awesome....though i'm growing concerned for what will happen if Laki keeps having this much influence over Belladonna (esp once she evolves and starts developing thorns)
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>>961661
maybe as a necklace or on the underside of a bracelet?
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>>961669

I wouldn't see why not.
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>>961667
She's a baby, as long as we keep up with any real unsavory behavior like we did with the Nuzleaf we should be fine
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>>961674
>Bella bullies Herb once she evolves
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>>961667
I wouldn't worry too much. Laki isn't actually hurting Herb so we might need to have that talk with her but Bella liking to tease shouldn't be a problem.
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>>961676
On the plus side, with her seeing bullying the male in a relationship as normal she'll practically be immune to Attract.
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>>961703
Don't think it works that way.
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>>961706
But what if it does? Attract Bella and she just attacks as normal.
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>>961708
If it does that's great, but it's just assumable that any cute little male mon Bella sees is immediately going to be a totally non-threat to be tickled and teased rather than battling.
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You make a mental not to look into this. “Thanks.” You put it away.

He gives me a thumbs up. It looks a bit strange. You get the feeling that learning it from movies made him do it more overly pronounced. “Cool. I’ll see you two around.”

Laki turns around. “You’re heading off?”

“Yeah. I need to train. Because next time we meet, Herb, I’ll show you how much stronger I’ve become!” He makes a punch motion, but he’s clearly being a lot more friendly about it than Jane ever was. He takes both his boards and heads up.

Laki pulls her hands behind her head as she walks. “Can I ask you something?”

“Umm, sure.” You try not to notice how her chest lifts when she does that.

“Why do you always try to make friends with every dangerous pokemon you meet?” Her eyes fall to your aching hands. “Not everyone is going to want to be friends, you know. It won't matter how nice you are. Being too nice might just make you a bigger target.”

>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
>You’d rather get hurt than hurt someone
>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
>”Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
>Something else
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>>961727
>>”Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”

Pokemon Confucius say
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>>961727
>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
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>>961727

>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727
>>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
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>>961727
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
Let's be honest here, we don't plan this shit out, we just do whatever we feel like.
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>>961727
>>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727
>>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727

Fake vote
>That's not true. Friendship always wins.

Countless animes prove this theory.

Real vote:
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961727
>”Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”

But follow with:
>You just do what feels right at the time.
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>>961727
"I know not everyone is going to want to be friends, but they deserve the chance, right?"

>try not to oggle
>oggle anyway
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>>961727
>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
With a huge smile then
>”Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
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>>961727
>You’d rather get hurt than hurt someone
This is FAR more Herb than anything else.

Also
>You make a mental not to look into this.
Butt plz.
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>>961727
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time
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>>961757
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>>961727
>You never really thought about it. You just do what feels right at the time

Kind of torn, since I feel the friendship one is pretty fitting for him too. Even if it might not work out, he probably feels they at least deserve the chance.
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>>961727
>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
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>>961727
>>961764
Oh hell I'd like to add

>You’d rather get hurt than hurt someone
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>>961727
>Forging a strong bond with your pokemon is important. By extending a hand of friendship, I display my willingness to trust in the pokemon and with a bit of luck, they will accept.
>"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
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>>961761
that's not new
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>>961727
Thanks for running, time to pass out.
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>>961775
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>>961785
I don't think that one is either
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>>961727
>>That's not true. Friendship always wins.
>>”Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
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>>961785
I think this one's from last week.
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“I don’t really think about it. I just do what feels right at the time. That Sharpedo gave me a vibe.”

“Huh.” She looks you over appraisingly. You feel like she’s really peering into you. “And trying to be friends with everyone is usually what feels right?”

“I guess so.” You shrug. “Or at least trying to get along, even if we won’t be friends right away.”

She keeps her hands behind her head as she walks. You do your best not to watch the slight bounce in her step. “You’re an interesting character, Soft Hands.” She looks at your hands again. “I guess I can’t call you that until those heal up.”

You enjoy a nice walk in the still evening air. You’ll meet up with Keira and get you something for your hands. You sneak one more glance, wondering how often she wears that top. She’s been pretty protective of her chest area and being without a sarachi seems unusual for her.

She glances sideways and sees you looking. She laughs to herself. “I was just going to tell you to go rub one out since you’re staring so much, but you messed up your hands.” She grins darkly, then laughs some more.

[That’s it for tonight guys. Sorry about the slowness. We’ll be back at it either tomorrow or Thursday.]
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>>961789
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>>961842
>“I was just going to tell you to go rub one out since you’re staring so much, but you messed up your hands.” She grins darkly, then laughs some more.

o-oh my

Thanks for running gobble
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>>961842
Thanks again Gobble
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>>961842
She could always offer a helping hand.
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>>961844
That'll do Gobble
That'll do
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>>961842
Well then.

Thanks for running, Gobble.
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>>961846
Laki teasebin and pity handjob when
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>>961842
Thanks for running Gobble. See you tomorrow, hopefully.
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>>961842
Thanks for running! So what do you think about my comments on 100s? >>960890
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>>961842
Laki gives herb a handy lewd bin when1?
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>>961856
[It's a fair criticism. I ended up going a bit overboard, mostly fueled on the Herb's constant crazy roles for this stuff. But it's important to keep things in check and exercise some restraint.]
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>>961861
Well it's fine just even it out! Next time we get a one something supernaturally bad gets to happen!
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>>961861
Goodnight Gobble! I hope we did you proud!
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>>961861
Thanks for running, Gobble. I've enjoyed the time with the Hana, Polu, and Laki.
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Checking trees, please wait.
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Okay, what the FUCK happened after I left?

Is Herb Box-car Joe or something?

Also, seconding >>961853

Seems like something she'd do.

Or Hana
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>>961938
Jesus Christ I almost gave myself a heart attack.
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>>961628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNKGnIMjYE
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>>961942
What happened honeybunch?
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>>961862
Our robo-waifu loses an eye?
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Best Sun/Moon Mon when?
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>>962116
I misplaced my Lapras. I've had it since FireRed.
>Be me, tired, it's about midnight.
>Shuffle up my party because reasons
The next day
>Where the FUCK is my Lapras and why is there a goddamn Meowth in it's slot?
>Go into PC
>Alright, where did I put that Lapras?
5 minutes later
>Where the hell is it?
>I'll look through each box.
>It's gotta be here, right?
10 minutes
>shitshitshitshit did I accidentally release a level 100 Lapras?
>I don't think I did.
>Fuck where is it?
12 minutes
>Massive sigh of relief as I find it
Goddamn. I'm going to reorganize my PC boxes because that was insane.
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>>962205
Well the worst thing that could happen is:

Laki x Keira

Hana leaves to join Valerie

Jane x Polu

Herb is left alone on his adventure. Surrounded by friends, but never actually making a deeper connection with anyone.

He become Ash.
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>>962562
that second one is already happening though
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>>962566
Not if we have anything to do about it!
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>>962569
but we've been trying to cause it this whole thread
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>>962574
No, we have been trying to stop it all thread.
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>>962578
we've been trying to get her an electric type so they don't have to take the yacht. Hana is still planning to travel with Valerie, whether or not she finds a Lanturn
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>>961844
>liking gypsies
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>>962664
She doesn't steal your shit though, so she can't be a gypsy.
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>>962664
She's like the opposite of a gypsie, she has a farm and a home
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>>962352
I just spent 4 hours re-arranging my PC. It is now organized alphabetically then by level, with every box that contains Pokemon labeled with the first 2-4 letters of the first and last occupant's names.
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[We'll be running tomorrow after I run a few errands in the morning. I'll try to get out or at least start a short non-canon lewdbin since there are a few requests.]
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>>962929
what characters?
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>>963048
hopefully Laki x Herb.
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>>963081
>not Hana
pleb

p.s. Gobble, I found a typo while I was rereading the first pokemon quest. I demand restitution in the form of butts
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>>962929
>Non-Canon

As non-canon as the Keira one I assume? Because otherwise I call shenanigans
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>>963081
Eskimo kisses, slow build up to hand holding and cuddling

Nothing but the cream of the crop
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>>962929
Shy handjob from Hana, perhaps? Maybe with some cute, awkward dirty talk?
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>>963664
with or without vibrating arm?
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>>963664
>She glances sideways and sees you looking. She laughs to herself. “I was just going to tell you to go rub one out since you’re staring so much, but you messed up your hands.” She grins darkly, then laughs some more.

Every indication would be Laki, not Hana.
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>>963760
it's non-canon either way, so it doesn't matter much

and we need to find out just how mind blowing that vibrating hand is
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>>963751
Mostly without, a little bit with, but being very careful.

>>963760
I know, but a man can dream.
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>>963778
If a vibrator is any indication it's okay but no where as good as the real thing. Sorry Hana.
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>>963788
gosh anon, seems we should prove it to Hana
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>>962807
That sounds like a lot of work honeybee, I know arranging my living dex was.

>>963048
I'm thinking it'd be nice to see what would have happened if we hadn't shown up in the woods and cock-blocked Laki.

>>963136
Keira is a canon child molester. I still like her, it's just a part of her character now. A part which is interesting to me.

>>963165
Patrician taste anon.
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>>963887
I know it's basically a joke, but I don't think any of the cast would be a child molester for doing lewd stuff with Herb. It's sorta why Romeo-Juliet laws exist cause a few years difference doesn't imply one party taking advantage of the other even if one side can't give legal consent.
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>>963887
It was, but it's worth it to be organized.
Now then, time to earn some funds so I can get more super repels and pokeballs.
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>>964173
The point I'm trying to make isn't about age. It's that he was asleep. Still, it's not the main lens through which I see Keira. It's an opportunity for character development.

And yeah, in certain cases Romeo and Juliet laws are really sensible to prevent clearly unreasonable outcomes. But not everywhere has sensible sex laws. There are cases where a minor has been tried as an adult on child pornographers charges for taking naked pictures of themselves.

I hope that's not something we go into though. I'd much rather see interpersonal consequences than legal ones. They're more interesting. I want Keira to admit to doing what she clearly feels guilty about, and then we can see how John feels about it, decide on if we forgive her, and if we trust her enough to make ourselves vulnerable again.
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>>964253
Yeah that'll be an interesting conversation. I get the feeling that Herb would forgive her, but it would be a violation in his trust in her. Could be good character development. Besides how many teenage boys will really split hairs over a cute girl who wanted to do sexy things with them?
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>>964311
Yeah, it doesn't seem like there's any offenses short of murder that would make Herb NOT want to be someone's friend.
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>>964212
Personally, I've been trying to sos chain some dittos. Step one is to grow a nice harvest of leppa berries. Until my fields clear some room I'll only have two chances, and those'll be tough if my grimer learns moves mid-battle. I wonder if the move reminder could fill all four slots with memento?

>>964311
I agree, with the exception that I wouldn't call it splitting hairs. A lot of people, rightly or wrongly, put a lot of weight on losing their virginity. It could be pretty upsetting to know you almost didn't get to "be there" for your own first time.

The implication that Keira didn't trust him enough to be able to talk to him about what she wanted might hurt too.

This whole thing about Herb's Dick has finally pushed me to nut up and measure myself. It's interesting to note that even though I'm average, leaning on the bigger end, I still feel some insecurity about it. Hopefuly some of that should go away once I get the chance to use it. I bet that Herb, blessed as he his with his Power Herb, would still worry about things like girth and endurance.
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>>964380
I'm completely average penis-wise as well. Yeah, it's completely normal to feel insecurity with your body, hell Herb has an 8 inch dong and he's real insecure with his whole appearance. He's basically obsessed with making himself look better through fashion to compensate for it.

I'm glad that Keira didn't take Herb's v-card for that exact reason. She would have just been a rapist then and there isn't any positive spin on that. Though reading it as a pastebin would have been hot. It'll be fun to develop why Herb feels this strong desire to be so friendly. I feel like his grandfather is a big influence on him and with him passing away maybe Herb is trying to be like his grandpa and just taking it too far. The pokemon journey has normally been a journey of self discovery so it'll be fun to vote for in the future. Plus I've always like how Gobble has characterized the player-base's decisions in the past. I'm really looking forward to it.
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>>964509
Gobble might be the best example of character development I've seen out of a QM
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>>964509
My older bro is a 220lb semi-bear mode jock with an eight incher.

Porn and media is also the worst, where it comes to pushing insecurities.
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>>964369
I did it! I got my first breeding ditto! I'm gonna use a breedject mareanie I got on wonder trade and try to breed a Pyukumuku. I hope the hunt goes well for you too.

>>964601
Yeah. A whole lot of guys in hentai have dicks the size of forearms and stretch girls out above their navels like a balloon.

I don't come close to looking like the guys on t.v. like Chris Hemsworth or Zac Efron. I'm only now figuring out the ways in which I am/am not attracted to other guys, so I'm not sure how good of a judge I am of my own attractiveness to women.

I know I'm not overweight, I'm tall, not really any acne. But I don't think "pale untoned hairy skeleton" does much for people either. I guess no matter who you are you can only ever take people's word that you're attractive to them.
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>>964625
At least you have hair. Presumably.
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>>964638
Eh, while I'm young. We'll see how long it lasts.
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>Anime has kid Lillie holding up a Lilipup
They are watching you, Gobble. get out while you still can
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>>965299
This vaguely reminds me of the time that ArmyNurseCorpsFag brought a Rear Admiral into KCQ. One sec, I have the entire thing screen-capped separately because I'm on mobile right now.
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>>965315
Part 2 of 4
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>>965316
Part 3
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>>965318
Part 4
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I think that part of the reason I'm having trouble with the chains is the fact that my bottom screen is utterly fucked. Weirdly enough though, some of the formerly-dead pixels (mostly along the edges) are starting to work again and I don't know why. It's been like this for at least six years.
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>>965315
what's KCQ, for non /k/ommandos
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>>965448
Kant-o-Celle Quest, the largest(?) shipgirl quest to hit 4chan run by a guy named planefag, basically died when qst came around.
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>>965465
ah, i'd assumed it was from /k/ cause the names
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>>965448
One of planefag's quests, Kant-o-celle quest. It's a Kantai Collection quest (meaning that only Pacific War geeks will understand half of the stuff going on), it rarely updates, and there are a lot of emotionally damaged/mentally scarred girls. Who are also the spirits of WW2-era warships and can walk on water, Jesus-style. We play as Admiral Settle of the US Navy, and we're borderline crazy, too. And at least 2 of them want to get into his pants. Our right-hand man is a batshit insane marine named "Hate," who the-girl-who-is-also-the-superbattleship-Yamato wants to fug. Our enemies are the traitorous eldritch spirits of warships long past, and they're called abyssals. In short, we're a mentally unstable officer with a death-seeking, Norse-God-worshipping Marine who tends to the corgis as our second in command, almost every single subordinate on base is crazy in some way, our equal in the JMSDF reached full apathy long ago, and our job is to keep an already volatile situation from going absolutely nuclear and screwing over humanity even more. Meanwhile, the dogfish keeps showing up in our dreams. The whole damn thing is an emotional roller coaster, but it hardly ever enters the realm of positive emotions. Unless you're into that kind of thing, and into the idea of Kancolle, I wouldn't really recommend it.
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>>965484
Oh, yeah, the only two male ship-folk (last I checked) are Harder the salty submarine and Northampton.
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It's my birthday today! Gobble better deliver on the Laki X Herb eskimo kisses fan fiction I was promised!
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Alright, new strategy for the shiny hunt. I have saved just before entering the grass and using the repel. Every time I have a chain break, I'll just open and close the game, thus saving Repels, pokeballs, and PP.
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>>965683
Oh, happy birthday, anon.
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>>965816
That's sensible. Right now I'm taking a break from grinding bp to buy a destiny knot. Should make things a bit easier eventually. Plus I finally beat master level battle royale.
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>>965851
>to buy a destiny knot
I didn't know people actually used those.
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>>965848
Thanks! Another day closer to the grave!
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>>965860
For 48 bp it had better be useful. And it is, it reduces the number of ivs that are determined randomly instead of inherited.
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>>965943
Ah, right, I forgot about that.

I was only thinking of the battle application.
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>>965683
While relevant to my interests, I'm fine with any lewd bin Gobble delivers. Also happy birthday, anon!
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Holy fuck, Mega Evolution got dark in Sun and Moon.
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>>966108
It kinda just reeks of them backpedaling on it to shill their new shittier gimmick.
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[Sorry about delay. I wasn't satisfied with how the lewdbin was going and am redoing]
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>>966134
I've seen theories including it being Kukui and Rotom smearing it as a technique to the side effects being the byproduct of inexperienced trainers using it.

The inexperienced part seems reasonable, though maybe it's like the whole Sith shtick of the 'lust for power' doing the damage.
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>>966163
How did mega evolution change, lore wise?

I don't really recall anyone saying anything about it.
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>>966161
Gobble, you're not wearing a trip! How scandalous! Hope the rewrite goes well, you always put out quality lewd. I've nearly bred a pyuku to raise, I just need to decide on a nature.
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>>966182
Read the dex entries

Some of them are pretty fucking hardcore
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>>966161
Are you running today?
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>>966182
Basically, Mega forms gained pokedex entries in Sun and Moon and most of them detail side-effects of Mega Evolution and what happens during the transformation.

For example: Glalie's lower jaw is blown off by he never-ending blizzard it spews, which is how it was originally characterised, but it's stuff in that vein.

Lucario gains a 'heartless' fighting style, Alakazam's muscles atrophy in exchange for psychic power and Gyarados's brain atrophies until all that's left is its instinct to destroy.

And Mega Salamence apparently has a rep for brutality and has been known to turn on its trainer and has the moniker of the 'Blood red Crescent.'

This is coming in Sun and Moon though, where Kukui is a move researcher and uses Z-Moves. And the Rotom 'dex already has some obvious comedy entries, so the entries should probably be taken with a grain of salt.

So yeah, my pet theory is that those effects are what happens when a trainer just abuses Mega Evolution for the power.
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>>966182
Mega evolution didn't change lore wise. Its just not a thing in Alola.
You can get mega stones in postgame.
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>>966231
So basically, Alola doesn't know what they're doing in regards to it, whereas Kalos\Hoenn do.
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>>966219
[Yeah, in a little bit. Just getting a few things settled at home. Taking longer than I expected]
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>>966230
I always do nuzlockes, so I never learned about the mega thing in the dex.

Dammit gamefreak.
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>>966239
But megastones do exist in alola (some don't) so it could totally be possible that kukui found out a large some of it by himself
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>>966264
It'd be nice if they actually addressed it in future, but that'd probably mean having a more complicated plot with heavier themes than usual.

And apparently Gamefreak is still adjusting to the concept of cutscenes, so that's probably not happening for a while.

I guess it was sort of touched on in the anime, but it'd need a full-blown Generations or Adventures anime to actually do it properly.
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>>966267
I suppose it's a problem with introducing that lore now, but when Z-Moves are the Big Thing this generation, making Mega Evolution lore-wise of questionable morality seems like one way to push Z-Moves instead, thus why it's possibly just a thing that happens without proper training and guidance or if you do it simply for the power.

There's no dedicated place of study for it like in Kalos.
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>>966197
Update: I've given up on finding a perfect nature. My pyukumuku wasn't going to be outspending anything anyways.
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>>966367
I had to do the same for my Magearna
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>>965332
Holy hell what happened to that screen?
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>>966262
No rush.im about to catch a bus home myself.
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[
http://pastebin.com/yr3PkstG

Thread starting in an hourish. Sorry about late start again]
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>>966385
I have no clue. It was just sort of… like that one day. It still works, it's just a little more difficult.
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>>966441
>as dense a she
Line 19. Do we get butts for pastebins?
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>>966441
Line 19 in the lewdbin:
>Even he caught that one, as dense A SHE can be sometimes
>as dense a she
>a she
I demand butts, Gobble!
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>>966461
Dammit, ninja'd
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>>966441
So Gobble recently with all the screen time Hana was pulling ahead in the rankings but goddamn, I want more Laki teasing
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Okay, stuffed my wallet a little, grabbed some more super repels, but first, I need to check my trees.
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>>966441
B-but why is the spring all droopy? Or is that just nostalgia doing what nostalgia does?

Very fun read, either way. It's nice seeing inside Laki's head for the first time.
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>>966441
This went beyond lewd. This was actually rather beautiful. I really liked the ending. I already said it on Twitter but I wanted to reemphasize how much I love how you characterize.

Since the lewd bit was in her head is the lewdbin canon?
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I think we all know how this will end

In the end all of the possible waifus will hate us

If we keep fucking up interactions with Valerie she'll hate us
All we have to do to screw over our relationship with Keira is pulling out the bone clip
Hana is going away and Valerie's influence will probably affect her
Jane is Jane
Our friends would literally only be polu and our pokemon
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>>966516
Wew, also we made up with Val somewhat already.
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>>966516
>Our friends would literally only be polu and our pokemon
Husbando time then.
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>>966451
[Low on new butts. I'll have to avoid mistakes]
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>>966516
>didn't mention Laki

Score
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>>966542
Honestly trying to think up ways we could fuck up with her
>>966532
If we fuck up even more and crush in a contest, then she may fall to janeism
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>>966493
[Nostalgia and the power of the mind and moods. Thanks!

>>966506
I appreciate it. And yes, 100% canon. I rewrote it to work that in to fit]
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>>966535
I mean I'll take nonbutts like that too.

>>966548
I honestly don't want to do contest despite pushing for them earlier. I'd rather do gyms for fun and have chef stuff to explore.
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>>966549
Wow, Laki is falling hard and is lonely at the same time.

<s>She's screwed.<s\>
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>>966549
that was a great bin gobble!
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>Laki takes herb to her secret place
Aw yis
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>>966554
We should at least give it a shot once.
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>>966601
Yeeeah, I'm hoping for a doubles Contest.
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>>966554
Herb should do gyms and contests, but not all of them. Just whenever the mood strikes.

>>966549
It's canon! Laki best girl!!
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>>966483
Let us know if you have any luck! I put a pyuku into hp isle evelup training, now I need to decide what I want to do with the next couple days.
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>>966639
>It's canon!
Only in her mind, I'm afraid. Read it all the way through.
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>>966674
Yeah, otherwise I'm sure she would have had a thing or two to say about the size of his poison point. It's really nice to get more canon p.o.v. From other characters. Especially since it gives us the confirmation that she's into us, and what she wants to hear.
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>>966697
She doesn't think she's cute! it's a crime!
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>>966697
[She's not head over heals or anything, but minds wander and you have her current attention. Absolutely far from in the bag. More lust, boredom, and a little ego-boosting fantasy than anything serious, yet.]
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>>966674
The lewd bit is the least of why she's best girl.



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