>>972331

> PRESENTS!

>>972331
>Deliver presents and check on Shirou.

Also, it's good to see you back, Loto.

>>972336
>>972331
>>972349

You pull out your bag and start pulling out presents addressed to Shirou, Rin, Arturia, EMIYA, Kiritsugu, Irisviel, Illya, Hercules, and Taiga. You see a shadow outside a nearby window, but it dashes by quickly enough that you decide to pay it no mind. You continue arranging presents until you are happy with the results. Afterward, you peak into Shirou's room and come face to face with a wide-awake Saber. Who is staring you down. You wave as you do a 180* turn and walk away.

>What do?
Continue on with your Santa adventure!
SAVE CHRISTMAS
other

>>972367

> Blow kisses

>>972371
I'll second this.

>>972367
Voting this >>972371

>>972367
>>972371

You blow kisses to everyone in the room before Saber kindly escorts you out of the Emiya estate at sword-point. You then pull out your list, crossing off the Emiya household from your list of places to visit for the night. You hope Saber Santa is doing her job.

>Where go next?
Alexander's brewery
Tohsaka manor
Matou manor
Kirei's church
SAVE CHRISTMAS
other

>>972396
>Tohsaka manor

>>972396
>Alexander's brewery

>>972396
Alexander's brewery

>>972396

> Kirei's church

y'all are heathens.

>>972396
Alexander's brewery

best servant

>>972396
I had been waiting for a more conclusive tiebreaker, but it seems I'm not getting one. That's fine. I'll post the next update after I finish my dinner

>You decide to next visit Waver Velvet and his former servant Iskandar.

You are unsurprised when you enter from the bar to find it filled with customers. This man never rests, it seems. Once you manage to slip upstairs, you find the almost 30-something Waver half-sitting, half-laying in a sofa-chair, you're not quite sure if he's asleep or not, with that book on top of his face, but you don't really care. You reach into your bag and pull out two presents, one addressed to Iskandar, and one addressed to Waver. You quickly scurry out of the domestic living space from the nearest window you can find, closing it with magic once you land, pulling out your list, and crossing out Alexander from the list.

>Where go next?
Tohsaka manor
Matou manor
Kirei's church
SAVE CHRISTMAS
other

>>972558
>Matou manor

>>972558

> Kirei's Church.

Say happy birthday to J-man

>>972558
>Kirei's church

>>972558
> Kirei's Church.

>>972558

dinner was kind to my tongue and stomach but took longer than anticipated.

>You decide to go to the church next.

Immediately upon arriving, you find a bunch of next to dead orphans immediately under the church. Well, you don't find them so much as you can sense them. Somebody has been naughty and you're not quite sure who it is. You decide to investigate. Heading into the church, you find Kirei in the middle of giving mass to a bunch of familiars. This is an awkward situation, so you just sit in the back and wait a few minutes, as mass completes and the familiars scurry out. Kirei turns his attention to you as you reach into your bag, pulling out a present with his name on it and leaving it on your bench as you head out the door. You sigh once it's closed behind you. The culprit of this heinous crime was not present here, though you think for a moment that Giles would have had a heyday with this. At least, Caster Giles would. Giles, as you remember him, would have lost it and probably gone on a crusade to find the offending party. But you are Santa before you were Jeanne D'Arc tonight, not Saber, or Ruler. You will have to come back another time if the grail deems it appropriate to punish this sinner. Crossing off Kirei from the list, you head to your next destination.

>Where next?
Tohsaka manor
Matou manor
SAVE CHRISTMAS
other

>>972713
>Matou manor

>>972713

I'll bite

> SAVE XMAS

>>972713
SAVE CHRISTMAS

>>972713
>Matou manor
lets give shinji some coal

>>972713

you guys just had to tie it as I was writing the update, didn't you?

As you are heading on your way to the Matou manor, you notice something funny in the sky. Wait. No fucking way. Is that Gilgamesh? Why isn't he wearing anything? Why is he up there? Wait, shit, is he getting bigger? Oh hell no, you aren't going to let him ruin Christmas by destroying the town.

>What do?
La Pucelle his ass (Do not roll)
Blast his ass with a laser from your flag spear. (Roll d20+80)
Continue on your way, Saber Santa will have to deal with him. You can help her if she's not done once you've visited everyone.
Other

>>972756
>La Pucelle his ass (Do not roll)

>>972756

> Lac Pucelle

whatever that is.

>>972756
>Blast his ass with a laser from your flag spear. (Roll d20+80)

>>972763
>>972765
you. you guys do know that La Pucelle is a suicide attack right?

Rolled 18 + 80 (1d20 + 80)

>>972835
>Blast him with a laser
Oh crap!

>>972756

>You think on it for a few moments. You could simply blast his ass with La Pucelle, but that would leave Saber Santa to do all the work. No, that wouldn't do at all. Instead you decide to pull out your Standard and blast his ass. Which you do quite well, as it disintegrates him.

>You dealt with Gilgamesh before he could become a threat to the town! Great job, you SAVED CHRISTMAS.

You cross "Punish Gilgamesh for exploiting mostly dead orphans" off your list. You don't remember writing that down there.

>Where will you go next?
Deliver the presents at the Matou manor
Deliver the presents at the Tohsaka manor
other

>>972979
>Deliver the presents at the Matou manor
punish shinji

Night everyone.

>>972979
Deliver the presents at the Matou manor

>>972979

>You decide to go deliver Sakura's presents next

Arriving at the Matou manor, you find old man Zounken waiting for you outside. He feigns being a senile old man when you say you're here to fix the chimney, and he lets you go about doing your job. He knows better than to try and stop you. He saw what you did to Gilgamesh.

Stepping inside, the house feels a tad cold. Not in temperature, but in demeanor. You can only hope that dear Sakura will hold out for long enough for Shirou to liberate her or for her to liberate herself from this hostile house. It's even a tad hard to breathe in here. You leave Sakura's present under the tree and a lump of coal in Shinji's stocking with an anonymous note telling him to stop being an abusive fuckwad and that Sakura isn't his property. He'll probably toss it in the fire place come morning. You make sure to leave through the unlit chimney so that you can technically say you did your job, but it's already squeaky clean. Fucking mages and their magically enhanced houses.

>What do next?
Deliver presents to the Tohsaka manor
Other

>>973032
>Deliver presents to the Tohsaka manor

>>973032
>Deliver presents to the Tohsaka manor

>>973032

>You check off the Matou house from your checklist and head on to the Tohsaka household.

When you get there, you take notice of how much fucking security this place has, there are tons of gems set up all over the place. But you've got magic resistance EX so you can kind of just walk right through it without concern. The moment you step through the gates though, an arrow made out of a sword lands between your feet. You sigh. This is going to be a bitch, but you understand that her servant is simply doing his job. You move to dodge his shots as you expertly dash into the front room of the manor. You then proceed to leave Rin's present under the tree. As you leave, you have to dodge the arrows again. Man, he's really persistent. Waiting outside the gate for you is Saber Santa, who congratulates you on a job well done. You ask her if she managed to deliver her presents too, and she responds with a story about how she had to deal with Caster, Rider, and Assassin being difficult. Caster even tried to kidnap her. You and her sigh as both you head on over to Alexander's Brewery to get a drink before you both fade into the morning sun in a few hours.

>Fate/Christmas Quest Cleared!

Merry Christmas everyone. I'm sorry I've been so absent as of late, I legitimately couldn't think of anything at all for the main Fate/Quest for a while, so I kind of just took an extended break. I'd like to extend my deepest apologies to you all with this Christmas present of a thread.

How was my writing though?

>>973203
Your writings pretty fun OP.
That being said, happy holidays OP, may you continue to bring fun to all of us readers next year!

Good luck with the writer's block OP, maybe get some rest over the holidays?