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>>976818
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

Im sure this change of heart has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of poon you have been getting.

>>976818
>I think I'm done with the spying.
We won't let you quit you elf slut

>>976825
yes we will. the headmaster can fuck himself. all he did was send tali here and tell him to spy, we owe him nothing.

>>976818
We're not letting you go Native, we'll keep spying and shit. Then we complete our mission, we tell Headmaster that we quit, have 99c buy the school, and let everyone who wants to learn come without any competiton bullshit.

>>976829
>we owe him nothing.
Actually, I'm pretty sure we owe him for jailbreaking us and allowing us to say fuck you to ceer programming, the ability to lie, and all the other shit we do that Ceer Orbs normally don't.

Which is why I say, we give him this one job. Then we're square and he can go fuck himself.

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>>976823
What, no.
Of course not...

I just... Shut up.

Also, I know you guys owe him.
And I do too, if only just for getting me here.

But... I would feel bad betraying everyone now.

>Tali gets ready for school. His roommates have already left, a bit unusual for both of them to be gone before him, but he thinks nothing of it.

>He leaves his room and is immediately greeted by yelling Petal class members.

"Tali!"
"Tali!"

"GAH!?" Tali jumps and clutches at his heart. "T-tessa, Alisya..? Wh-what is it?"

"Congratulations!" Tessa says.
"Congrats!" Alisya says.

".... On..?"

"On winning the chance to represent Petal during the Lady Minia Competition! I voted for you!" Tessa says

"I didn't," Alisya adds, "But congrats anyway!"

>>976861
What a hilariously sit-com moment!

>>976861
What is that competition? Is it a beauty pageant?

>>976861
Congratulations to you?

>>976861
We need to get you a cute dress Tali?
Also, for the talent show, I totally suggest "Ability to pat a dragon on the head and not get killed"
I'd like to see anyone one up THAT.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>976861
Wow, look at you, pretty girl!
Oh wait, you're still a boy, Tali. You're gonna have to cross dress for us, or you're gonna get caught!

>>976861
Congratulations you sexy devil you... wait what is this about again.

>>976861
I have no idea what this competition is, so ask them, and go find a dress.

Im not sure if Pistachios are the best thing or the worst thing ever.

'Ere we go, lads!

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Okay, guys, why do you want me to wear a dress? You do realize I have glamour, right? I can LOOK like I'm wearing anything I want. I don't actually have to wear a dress!

>>976891
>>976871
"What is this competition? What is even in it? Why was I not told about it?"

"You were told about it. Everyone was. We had a meeting about it last week."

>Tali thinks back to that meeting.
>He recalls he was not paying attention at all. He was... Preoccupied.

"Oh yeah, right... Well... Can you just repeat what it's about? So I can remember."

>Vendal appears, as if on cue.

"Allow me," She says, "Every year, around 3/4ths of the way through the school year, we have a contest for who among the three classes will obtain the Minia Crown. This Crown is said to have been created by Lady Minia herself and the class that owns it will have her blessing. So, the classes each choose one student that best represents their class and they get to participate in the contest! And you, Tali, have been chosen by your peers!"

"I... You guys voted for me? Why weren't you picked, Vendal?"

"Well, Tali, it wouldn't be entirely fair if the leaders were allowed to participate. Otherwise we would be picked every year."

"Also," Lily adds, "No one voted for her. They never do."

".... Yes, well, even if I -had- been chosen I would have given the chance to someone else. While I would love to represent my class, as I said, it would be unfair. Besides, the other class leaders weren't voted either."

"So... What exactly do I have to do?"

"It changes every year. Last year we voted Tessa to go and she sadly lost during the first trial, a craftsmanship trial. But they've ranged from obstacle courses to dungeon diving. So, you should prepare yourself for anything, Tali. The first part starts in an hour so if there's anything you want to do before then, feel free. We'll all help you in any way we can."

>>976941
>if there's anything you want to do before then, feel free.
Write a will, say goodbye to all your friends, and retrieve your murderdragon Tali.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>976941
Scope out the competition, Tali!
Who will you be competing against? If you want to prepare, you should totally take a nap with Fuwa!

>You do realize I have glamour, right? I can LOOK like I'm wearing anything I want. I don't actually have to wear a dress!
Cause you'd look pretty cute in it, knife ears.

>>976941
Lets get dressed and have a light but filling breakfast.

Also, cry and panic.

get your dungeon diving gear, and ask them to get some mana gems to use.

>>976941
Poor Vendal. Tali, ask her out for a friendly stroll someday to help her get more popular.
Then go ask Tessa about the trial she lost in, and after that, get a suitable battle princess outfit for the contest.

>>976941
She would have given the chance to someone else? That means giving the opportunity away is an option! Screw democracy, and pass the buck to Vendal!

She'll just pass it right back, I imagine, but still.

>>976969
Hey, you're right!

>Pass the buck!

>>976969
>>977002
Nominate Vaisi!

Tell them you don't have anything to wear for it! That'll definitely solve your problems and force them to pick someone else.

>>976941
Maybe you could just illusion your way through everything.
Let's face it, you're nine months in and people still think you don't have a willy.
Illusion spam will probably work.

>>976941
uh...
is it possible to prepare for anything, or should we just wing it?

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"Well... Can't I just pass it on to you, Vendal?"

>Vendal looks visibly excited for a moment before regaining composure.

"N-no no. I couldn't. It wouldn't be right. This is for you, my underclassman. Especially for new students. And we've chosen you, Tali! We all believe you are our best shot at winning this year! It's been far too long since Petal has won. If anyone can do it, it's you!"

"I... Wow. Really? Thanks, Vendal."

Everyone believes in me... I can do this!
We got this, guys!

>Tali's second greatest weakness has been activated. Flattery.

"No problem, Tali. If there's anything I can do to help you, let me know."

"Will do." He turns to Tessa, "So what exactly was your contest?"

"Oh," Tessa looks away in recollection, "Well we were supposed to forge a sword but I couldn't lift up the hammer..."

"What? That's what you had to craft? Not, like.... A basket or something."

"No. And we had to make it out of gems."

"..."

"The winner for that one was Katherine from Thorn. She made a flaming ruby longsword."

"..."

"The contests are usually held in the Root Room. Want me to lead you there? I can tell you about some of the others I heard about."

>Tali lets Tessa lead him to the Root Class. She tells him about the other trials she heard about like when all the class representatives had to land on a target after leaping off the edge of the school.

>Or another where they had to take steal a cake from the Headmistress's collection.

>Tali begins to wonder what kind of trials these are...

>Inside of the Root dorm a bunch of students have gathered. In the center of the room is a massive glass box with an equally large flame inside of it.

>Flora and Anja are standing in the center of the room.

"H-hi, Tali..." Flora says.
"So, you're the one." Anja says.

"You guys were chosen?"

>They both nod.

"I see... So, uhm... What's with the fire?"

"Don't know." Anja says.

"We haven't been told anything... But, good luck, Tali! I hope you win. I mean... Uhm... R-root Class will win this competition!" Flora says without much enthusiasm.

>Tali sees a few of the teachers have gathered as well. They're all wearing very thick clothing.

>>977051
Which students know about Tali's glamer again? I don't think he's ever used it to impersonate someone else, but switching places with another student could be an option here.

>>977104
The girl with all of the artifacts and our waifus

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>977100
Wish them luck, then proceed to pound them!
I mean, pound them as in beat them in the competition, not give them tender lovings.

>>977100
>They're all wearing very thick clothing.
You might want to quickly make up a flame resistance spell

>>977104
Vaisi, Ceera, 99c, and chick with a bajillion artifacts including the bonus lives one (we do still need to steal that at somepoint).

>>977100
>>977112
Yeah what he said pound them long and hard until they beg you for more...
What you really have a dirty mind Tali if you thought that I meant for you to make love to them.
It's called making love and not pounding for a reason you pervert.
Oh and watch out for the teachers!

>>977100
Call forth your dragon

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>>977116
Don't worry, Tali. I'm on it.

>>977116
could also mean the contest is MAKING fire.

>>977151
In either case a fire resistance spell will be useful.

>>977100
Consider fire immunity.
How much ice cream would it take?

I hope it's a "who can best survive being lit on fire" contest.

>>977167
We can tag in Fael?

>>977150
>>977139
I don't know any spell shit.
I just think we should insulate from fire with ice(cream)

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>>977150
I don't think I trust this spell... I see runes for Clothes, destroy, and lust...

>>977123
>>977112
Guys, c'mon. We gotta keep our heads in the game for this! No unbecoming thoughts!

>>977144
I'm pretty sure she's sleeping under the school right now.

>>977166
>>977163
>>977214
I can make, like, a normal fire resistance spell...
One that doesn't have anything to do with ice cream.

"Good luck to you guys, too. Do you know anything about this contest?"

"That is secret information." Anja says.

>Flora looks like she wants to say anything but stays quiet about it.

>Others from Petal make their way into the room, including Vaisi and Vendal.
>Also, the boys from the Sons of Serin are there.

>Above all of them, in a commentator booth, sit Sarah and Alex.
>Sarah leans into a mic and speaks.

"Greetings, everyone, our four contestants are here so we shall begin shortly!"

>Everyone looks around, confused. Four?

>Just then, Avery emerges from the crowd.

"Tali! My best friend! I, Avery, have been chosen to represent the boys in this contest! This trial, of which I am a participant in, shall be loads of fun! I have heard the trials can be quite lethal, but I will do my best to make sure that you are not killed in these deadly trials, because I am your best friend!"

ugh....

1/3

>>977295
Don't worry Tali, this guy is pretty incompetent. He's not a threat!

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>>977295
>The group seems a bit confused, some upset, at this revelation.

"Yep," Sarah says, "Our fourth contestant is Avery from the Sons of Serin class. Both schools have agreed that forcing a group of students to stay out of the competition is a bit unfair. But, do not fear, classmates, for Minia will always win. Even against those in Serin."

"You know, dear sister, unless I am mistaken, a girl from our own school won the Serin contest as a transfer student."

"Yes she did, my beloved sibling. By the end of that contest everyone was left confused as to how she even entered but very certain that she was the winner.

Now, the rules for this competition are as follows! There will be 4 trials and, rather than being eliminated, each contestant will be given a score at the end. Whoever has the highest score after the end of all four trials will be declared the winner!

The current trial..."

2/3

>>977310
>The current trial..."
Is it the gaping contest? I hope it's the gaping contest.

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>>977310
"Taming a dragon! Each representative will be given one dragon and they need to make it not want to destroy them! You have 40 minutes to complete the challenge!"

"Dear sister, shouldn't we assign the dragons first?"

"Ah, of course, sister! You will each have your own dragon. Root you will have a poison dragon! Thorn, a fire dragon! Petal, a magma dragon! Serin, a lightning dragon! Teachers, show the contestants to their proper case and let's begin!"

>Tali is moved in front of another box, this one has a bubbling pit of magma inside of it. The box is outside of the dorm. Out side of the school. It is at least double the size of the others.

>The cage vanishes, and immediately a dragon is formed. It snarls at Tali, magma dribbling out of it's maw.

>>977310
Fuckin' girls stealing the win from the boys

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>977368
Oh, this isn't Fael and we can't use magic cause it's a fucking dragon.
Uhhhhhhh! Offer your sweet Elf syrup to it, Tali! That will get the dragon to cool down and not eat you!

>>977368
Offer it some gold and loot. Say if we win we'll give it more too.

>>977368
Go for the ego, Tali, use flattery like "My god, what a big dragon! The biggest of dragons in this contest, even! That means her hoard must be huge!"

>>977368
Call Fael to beat down Magma dragon.

>>977368
Well, we've done this before, uhhh... what did we do again? Wait, we already have a dragon, this isn't going to ruin everything right?

I'm not sure freaky fish facts are going to work here...

>>977384
Second, it's a nice start.

>>977368
Ask if it knows our dragon

>>977368

This, Tali: >>977384

Make sure to include that you are humbled in its presence and that everything you experience afterwards will forever pale in comparison to beholding this fine specimen of a dragon!

>>977368
Say hi to it.

>>977368
It would be much easier to not die right now, if Fael was here. Also, there are already two dragons that don't want to kill you.

>>977368
Excuse me, I already tamed one dragon, it would be unfair to it to tame another.

Then call your dragon in.

>>977368
WAIT WAIT WAIT. Show our rider seal.

>>977368
look towards poison dragon to make sure it isn't fael. then show dragon your dragon rider credentials and explain that your dragon would be incredibly upset if you were destroyed.

>>977368
>>977420
>>977432
This is actually pretty smart.

I thought we were supposed to keep the dragon rider thing secret.

>>977440
fuck, were we?
I actually can't remember

>>977440
which is why we show the dragon, not the audience.

>>977446
We were for the sake of the dragonriding teacher. But desu, we shouldnt care too much, and we are in a completely different place than the crowd. I dont know if any of them followed us, but I think we are mostly alone.

>>977440
Maybe so, but getting killed isn't very nice, and it's not really our problem if people find out.

We could ask if it'd like to watch some movies or something to kill the time, since dragons can't really be tamed and use Illusion magic to create a television.

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>Tali tries to look back and see what the Poison Dragon is but he can't. The door is closed, separating him from the others.

"My god, what a big dragon! The biggest of dragons in this contest, even! That means her hoard must be huge!"

>The dragon kneels down and roars in Tali's face. Somehow, without lungs, it's roar is still fierce enough to nearly send Tali flying. The heat scalds his skin.

...
I think I just pissed myself holy shit this is scary.

>The dragon grumbles at him.

==Hey, boss! It's me, orange orb! I'm gonna translate this for ya!=

"<You show proper respect, human, but your kind have awoken me from my slumber. Because of that I must devour you.>"

"Ah, but... Surely a dragon as big and fierce as you wouldn't find any sport in killing such a small person!"

"<... You speak the truth. You are little and weak. But you must be destroyed.>"

>>977420
>>977432
"W-wait!" He shows off his Rider ring with the order's symbol on it. "I am actually a friend to dragons!"

>The magma dragon leans in and looks at the ring. Lava continues to drip from their mouth.

Okay... They're not attacking...

>>977483
Offer to help them get back to sleep. Comfy is all powerful

>>977483
To tell the truth, we didn't even wake you up. I am just tasked with asking you to calm down and go back to slumber.

I really hope telling it to go to sleep counts as taming, and that it is amicable.

>>977483
I can try to use comfy magic to put you back to sleep? I mean I really didn't want to do this anyways and I didn't know they'd be rude enough to wake dragons for this. least I could do is help you get some sleep.

>>977483
Ask if we can see its human form, I'm 99.99% sure they'll look cute!

>>977483
>Tell him we can help him get back to comfy sleep with our comfy magic if he let's us cast it on him, for we dare not cast anything on him without his permission.

>>977483
Suggest helping it get back to sleep. Maybe share stories about Fael as you do so? I'm not sure.

>>977483
Well, all you need to do is make it not want to attack you to win, so... Success?

For quick scribbles, those are some wicked-looking teeth Larro.

>>977483
>>977495
>>977499
>>977505
>Comfy magic
No. We've been relying too much on forcing comfort into things. We should make the room itself comfy!

As for how to do that... maybe make the room cold? Fael said cold's nice because she's always hot, although a magma dragon might think differently I guess.

>>977483
Tali, tell it that you specialize in comfy magic and if it's change to human form and allow you to cast magic on it, you can make it sleep better then it was before we woke it up.

Also ask it's name, and get it to talk about itself. This is the first time we've seen a Magma Dragon and it seems pretty cool.

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>>977564
>>977562
>>977514
>>977505
>>977499
>>977495
"So.... If you want I can help you go back to sleep. I'm very good at comfy magic and I can-"

"<No creature can cast magic upon me and live.>"

"Okay, no magic, gotcha. But uh... I can cast magic around you? Make the place nicer for you."

"<...>"

"And uh... We can just lay around and chat. No need to murder anyone. Just relax and stuff."

"<...>"

"But if you could just change form... I would really appreciate it. Cause your power is too great for me to handle and it's also burning the ground."

"<...>"
1/2

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>977589
Tali, TALI
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
YOU IDIOT
LEVITATE NOW!

>>977589
Offer sex in exchange for your life.

It's all you're good for Tali.

>>977599
No sex without dragon marriage.

Also I'm pretty sure dragons explode and destroy the surrounding area when they fuck.

>>977589
Tali you fool, you forgot to mention you are an experienced dragon groomer and you would happy to offer you services to help relax our new friend here

>>977602
that's because dragons don't mate by sticking dicks in vaginas. they mate by beating the crap out of eachother while thinking about making a child. one of the explosions becomes self-sustaining, that is a baby dragon.

>>977613
>that's because dragons don't mate by sticking dicks in vaginas.
That's not what the super lewd 1000% Canon lewd dragon art that Larro draws suggests.

>>977616
they can fuck, sure, but that's not how they mate. mating is what causes giant explosions.

>>977630
I dunno, I think most people are prone to making huge explosions when they fuck.
Unless you got dick problems or something.

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>>977613
I mean, you're actually not wrong about that... But how do you know!? I read that in a book! When you guys were in a drawer!

>>977594
>Tali takes a few steps back to avoid the literal floor of lava.

>The dragon wraps it's flaming wings around itself. The heat seems to all draw inward and focus on a singular point. When her wings unfurl she is a human. Or, humanoid dragon.

>Also, massive.

"<I am Galorialum, the strongest dragon in this school. Dragged out of my cave and forced to participate in this silly people contest... Only my love for this school is keeping me from rampaging.

I am also a little sleepy.

Human, if you wish to appease me you must bring me something to add to my hoard. Then we shall engage in this 'nap and talk' thing.>"

"Ah, sure, what do you want?"

"<I collect that which can not melt. When I rest my body gives off lava. My hoard must contain only that which can withstand my natural heat. Bring me something like this and then I will rest with you.>"

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>977636
Tali, put us in her hoard! We won't melt, we promise!

>>977636
Hm.
Do we have any particularly high stakes gemeralds?
Alternatively, we could give her a hole that lava can fall through to... somewhere else. Doesn't matter where.

>>977636
Can we possibly enchant something quickly to resist her heat and give it to her? Like a little trinket or something.

Wait I've got it! ICECREAM THAT CAN'T MELT!

>>977636
Tali, Lava is generally about 700 to 1,200 °C in temperature. Gold, Diamonds and Platinum all have a melting point above that, so those materials should all be safe for use in her horde.

>>977636
I don't think love, pleasure or cherished memories can be added to her hoard right?

We could make an artificial ruby by fusing BaF 2 and Al2O3 with some chromium at 2,000 °C

>>977636
we know because it's sex related. is just one of those powers we have.

also, you have been going to the dungeon, right?a fire proof artifact isn't that rare. summon one.

>>977655
>Wait I've got it! ICECREAM THAT CAN'T MELT!
Unmelting ice cream would be a good option too. She's probably never had any.

>>977655
NeverMelt Icecream! oh what a treat, for a dragon full of heat it just can't be beat!

>>977636
Do we have any spare artifacts that wouldn't melt? Something that you don't have any use for preferably.

>>977673
YES, this pleases me. You get a cookie.

>>977674
I think we have a ceer artifact lollipop that will never shrink when you suck on it.

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I'm only doing this because it seems like an actually good idea...
We're going to make some ice cream.

>Tali drafts up a spell that should create some ice cream that can never melt, no matter what. The spell ends up being a bit simple but he hopes it will suffice.

>As he gets ready to cast the spell his Kitty Alarm speaks up.

"Warning!" It says, "Casting this spell will consume 1/5th of the remaining energy in your mana gem! Do you wish to proceed?"

Are we allowed to leave in order to procure something? If so, that could extend our options beyond conjured goods.

>>977701
Sure, why not.

>>977701
Can we... recharge that? Later? After the competition?
If so, sure.

>>977701
Let's do it!~

>>977701
YES DO IT, KITTY ALARM

>>977701
Didn't she say that the mana gem had enough power to snuff out the sun? Thats a fuck ton of mana used. Are we sure? Just some gems would be more than enough, because they don't melt.

>>977701
You going to let a talking cat boss you around Tali? Make the ice cream.

>>977713
This is the gem with enough mana in it to turn the sun into icecream.

>>977701
Would it cost less to get some real icecream and change it, or just any sort of matter rather than making icecream out of thin air?

>>977701
NEVERMELT ICECREAM!

>>977701
That is a lot of mana. Ninety-Nine probably has something if we were to go outside.
That would take more time and effort though.

>>977636
>I mean, you're actually not wrong about that... But how do you know!? I read that in a book! When you guys were in a drawer!
Ryuko told us some of that when you asked about dragon courtships, remember? The rest is easy to figure out.

I'm not going to comment on the drawer thing.

>>977663
Gold's melting point is 1064 °C and diamond burns at 850 to 1000 °C. Platinum would work, though.

>>977664
Making a ruby seems like a good idea. Bonus points if we make it huge and enchant it to be damage resistant.

Have you learned how to make artifacts yet, Tali?

>>977701
>mana gem
We really outta recharge that thing some time.

A couple quick questions:
First, are you trying to make the ice cream from scratch, or are you converting something else into ice cream? Making it from something is less costly than creation from nothing.
Second, you are using your special staff, right? You know, the one always forget about?

Anyway, yeah, do it.

Hmm... can we convert heat into mana? I remember Vaisi mentioning our bitch has a rune for fusion that could prove useful...

>>977728
that's a bit pricey.
Are we allowed to just go get something?

>>977701
Wait wait. The spell is simple?

Tali, does the "never melt" function continue even after the ice cream is eaten? Because that could kill someone.

>>977701
No.

Seriously just turn some of the rock nearby into a crystal statue to the dragon's greatness or something.

>>977742
nice catch

>>977750
Wait, what if we turned it to a dragon statue that made compliment to the dragon in a loop?

You are great!
Your scales are shiny!
You are fearsome!
Your parents wanted you!

I'm in favor of unmelting ice cream, if only because it's memorable and distinctive, and wooing more dragons is always good.

But seriously we should check on that "killing people" thing. Even if he is a dragon.

>>977763
Let's not lie to the poor thing. Dragons could just as easily have accidents by getting into fights and saying.

"This fight is fierce enough we could produce offspring from it."

Tungsten and even stainless steel can theoretically withstand regular lava.

Alternatively, we could try procuring things that burn instead of melt, or dirt. But such "clever" solutions would probably give less of a success and more of an angry magma dragon.

>>977701
Would it be safe to feed food created with so much energy to even a dragon?
Regardless, sure! It's not our stomach!
just overall wellbeing, but since when have we let that stop us?

>>977742
If you haven't noticed, dragons don't really have stomachs when in dragon form.

>>977742
>>977754
I think you want a spell with the following parts:
>Create Ice Cream
>Imbue (Permanent)(Cold) to Ice Cream
>Attached to the Permanent rune: "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Mouth", "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Stomach", "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Lung" and "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Blood"
>Amplify (Ice Cream)(Joy) at Mouth
>Remove (Ice Cream)(Pain)

>>977742
Who said anything about eating it? Galo just wants to add it to the hoard.

Waste of perfectly good ice cream, but whatever.

>>977810
It's brilliant! It's a delicious treat that other heat- related dragons might be jealous over.

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>>977742
>>977754
>>977798
Oh god I didn't even notice that!
Geeze, that could have possibly been really really bad... Thanks for the catch, guys.

And let me first make water and then convert that... That should be way cheaper.

Okay, I think it's ready!

>Tali casts the spell.
>He can feel the energy rush from the gem, into his body, and through his fingertips. It's a tingly sensation that is not entirely pleasant.
>It lasts for only a moment and then, with a burst of light, a bowl of ice cream is laid before him.

>Galorialum stares at the, relatively, tiny bowl.

1/2

>>977828
Now convert the icecream into more icecream. Quickly now, elfboy, dragon-sized servings this time!

>>977828
shit

>>977828
NEED MORE!

>>977828
Enlarge spell elven cumslut.

>>977836
Or use your enbiggenment spell. That'll also work.

>>977828
Cast that spell that makes things huge on the icecream

>>977828
Wow, she is not pleased.
Fix it, Tali!

>>977828
HUGIFY

No need to make it bigger. It's for showing, not eating!

And fancy restaurants always serve servings that are too small, so this should look super fancy!

... but if she reeeeealy has to have more, explain that you don't have enough mana to conjure a meal truly fitting for her, hinting that she provide on that front.

>>977828
Now Embiggen it while pelvis thrusting toward the bowl.

Suggest that the pelvis thrusts are why it gets big.

>>977828
"I swear, this usually doesn't happen to me"

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>Tali quickly casts his Embiggen spell to increase the size of the ice cream until it's big enough for the dragon to properly enjoy.

"<.... What is this?>"

"It's ice cream! You uh... You eat it."

"<Food is a poor thing to add to a hoard. This offer displeases me.>" She takes the bowl and eats it in one gulp. Her eyes go wide as she chews on the ice creams, some of it dribbling out of her mouth. "<This....>"

>Her tail starts to wag, thumping into the ground hard enough to leave deep dents in the earth.

"<This is wonderful... It cools the flame that has burned within me since my birth... For once, I feel at ease.>" She leans down til her head is resting on the ground. "<More.>" She demands.

>>977877
make another bowl, and use hugify several extra times. and ask for a scale to write the spell on so she can add the spell itself to her hoard.

>>977877
I think we should teach the spell to the dragon guys.
Oh and warn him that ice cream should be eaten in moderation since it's not actually all that nutritious.

>>977877
Tali, remember this because this is a good life lesson.
When a woman is angry or depressed, just stuff her face with ice cream until she forgets and is in a good mood again.

>>977888
her

>>977877
Teach the spells to the dragon, since it's very mana intensive for one weak as us.

>>977877
Aww yeah, who's the best? You the best! I bet no one else makes cream that dragons shake their tails for.

You hear the lady time magic up some more, sides it's not like it's that draining for you. Oh, make it different flavours this time.

>>977877
oh god, Tali
you need more, use up ALL of your mana gem

>>977877
Ask if Galorialum would be willing to lend her Mana reserves in order for you to create more. As a puny mortal, you don't have the glorious mana capacity that she does.

>>977877
can you summon the icecream back from her and re-imbiggen?

>>977877
More it is

>>977888
Yeah, she can afford the spell far more than Tali can.
And there is way more potential for things to spiral out of control if Tali isn't there.

>>977910
That would be stealing. She would know. Do you want to make the dragon angry?

>>977877
An artifact that converts lava into ice cream would be really convenient now.
Maybe you can borrow some mana from the dragon.

>>977877
It's such a shame we have limited mana in here, if we won we could leave and find more mana gems to make more icecream, too bad though

>>977877
Do you still have the bag of infinite potato chips, tali?

'cause an infinite bag of potato chips could be a giant fireproof bag of ice-cream chips, and that would solve all of our problems.

>>977988
Such Madness... It could work

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"Of course, great dragon, but perhaps I can use some of your mana instead? I don't have the glorious mana capacity that you do, making such a creation would be too much for me."

"<Very well.>"

>She touches the tip of her claw to Tali's head and allows him to use her mana as a source.

>This time the spell produces a much, much, bigger bowl of ice cream.

>She seems immensely pleased.

"<You have gone above and beyond what I thought is possible, human. I can see why the little one likes you... My anger is sated, as is my hunger. I shall not destroy everything.>"

"Oh, that's awesome. Thanks."

"<Though I did not elect to participate in this contest, you may consider it won.>"

I did it!

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>>978001
Why is she wearing panties?
Tali, take a pic of her panties.

>>978007
I quite like them.

>>978001
QUICK TALI!! TAKE PICTURES! OF THAT PANTIES!!

and if she ask what are we doing...say we were doing it for science

>>978001
leave room, peek in to see if poison dragon is fael.

>>978001
It was nice meeting you Galorialum!

>>978001
Tali, ask her for a pair of Dragon Panties.
Also nice work, now we're friends with the school's strongest dragon that isn't Fael.

>>978001
>"<Though I did not elect to participate in this contest, you may consider it won.>"
You know, I just realized. We may want to inform the teachers that the dragons don't like it when they're grabbed from the caves, stuffed in boxes and told to be a challenge for students without their permission.

That could backfire pretty hard.

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>>978001
That kinda look like a penis

>>978041
>insert i recognize that bulge .jpeg here

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>>978001
"Thank you so much, it was a pleasure meeting you."

>He bows and leaves.

>>978037
What's the worst that can happen? Dragons are pretty easy to deal with, honestly.

>Tali opens the door. The entire room is in chaos with people running around and screaming.

"TEACHER," Flora yells, "I QUIT! I CAN'T DO THIS!"

>Half of the room is destroyed and Avery is nowhere to be seen.

>>978045
aw man flora
you can do this maybe

>>978045
Tali, quick! Get Fael to stand down, also find out what Shen did with Avery, we need him back.

Miika seems pretty under control, hope she's okay.

>>978045
Go calm your dragon Tali. You'll probably get bonus points for calming two of them.

>>978045
touch fluffy tail

Get in there and calm her down.

>>978045
Bad Fael! Try to get her to stand down without anyone else noticing.

>>978045
>Dragons are pretty easy to deal with, honestly.
Tali, you can deal with dragons because you have the ability to get people to like you, and you have us backing you up.

Other people aren't so lucky, remember what Professor Ryuko said about how rare it was to find someone who can relate to Dragons like you? You have a gift, boy.

>>978045
who is that sleepy dragon?

>>978045
how come we were the only one shoved into a private room?

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>>978105
Pretty sure it's Miikarium. We met her last thread when she tried to claim Tali's sister.
She's Fael's tsundere friend.

>>978109

I think they all USED to be private rooms.

>>978114
so fluffy when sleeping

>>978045
Quick Tali, tell the judges you want to go double-or-nothing since Flora is being a dickless little wuss!

tell your dragon to sit

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Short pause while I have a late dinner.

Thanks for reading so far, everyone! Good to be back!

>>978156
It's great to have you back, you AWOL sult.
Did you enjoy your Christmas/Holiday vacation?

>>978156
So.
He and his dragon are off having a wonderful adventure, right?
Like, riding on it and being all "Yeah!", riiight?

>>978156
Avery is off on a magical adventure and will become a dragon rider while we complete the rest of the completion, right?

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>>978156
While we're all waiting for Larro to come back, check out this super lewd Fael Daki he drew.

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>>978296

>>978296
Isn't she something like 10?

>>978311
I think that's part of the appeal.

>>978311
>>978311
Why do people keep thinking this. When we first met Shen, she said that Fael was "Just a bit older" then Tali.

She's just the runt of the dragons.

>>978326
Dragons live to like, a billion or something. That means that in dragon terms she's basically still a fetus.

Which is hot as FUCK.

>>978332
Unless Shen meant that she was abit older then Tali in Dragon Years, which would make her about 15 - 16.

>>978335
>>978332
>>978326
I don't think AoC laws exist in this world. Besides we're an Elf, Elves don't fall under human laws

>>978339
I'm pretty sure Dragons don't fall under human laws either.

Still, doesn't change the fact that she's about 15 - 16 equivalent. She's just the runt, which makes her tiny and cute.

>>978348
I'm pretty sure that magical Ceer orbs don't fall under human laws either, so we're all golden.

>>978364
I think we're suppose to fall under Ceer laws, but fuck that shit.

>>978373
Yeah, we're the epitome of Knife Ear technology (fuckin magic worms n shit) mixed with Eldritch Mouth Horror technology (sweetass spheres and AI).

Nothing can stop the blue Christmas bauble!

>>978384
This is the time of the year when we're at our strongest!

Undertale is on sale on steam so I am playing through it again. Such a solid game.

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>>978311
>>978326
She's old enough to be dragon married. Poison dragons are the smallest, weakest, dragons of them all and Faelanerium is considered a runt among even them.

So she's like... Double small.

Also, I'm back.

>>978479
Poor Fael. Good thing she has Tali. Together they will be the greatest Dragon and Rider and prove everyone wrong!

>>978479
I think you mean DOUBLE A BEST! Also welcome back.

>>978479
Fael a best. Although she might get jealous, because Tali is gonna have all the dragons loving him.
We already got the biggest, strongest dragon in the school liking him.

>>978494
So many dragon waifus. Tali needs to figure out how to turn off his swag.

>>978479
Smol Dragon

>>978494
Tali Professional Dragon Gigolo
>>978479
Fael an absolute best cute Smol Dragon

>>978479
Is she married to Miikarium?

>>978502
>>978508
I wonder if Tali gets bonus rep with the other School Dragons now that Gal likes him.

Gonna be the only person in the school who can walk in and out of the Dragon Caves and get them to do shit without getting murdered.

>>978494
We need to give her dragon ice cream before she finds out we made it for someone else first.

>>978479

Did Fael's mom just like not care enough? Did someone lose focus in the smashing?

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>>978486
That's part of her plan, honestly.
She knows paired dragons tend to be stronger than if they go alone.

>>978509
She hates that girl.

>>978519
She didn't really care for the father and normally would have just punted him out of her cave. But he offered her a LOT of gold for a chance to fight with her.

So she accepted but during their battle he just wasn't very powerful. The resulting offspring didn't come from nearly as big of a spark as her other children.

Now, back to the our regular story.

>>978532

Dear fucking god. So, because Fael's mom whored herself out to a chump, Fael came out with a lifelong handicap? We're fixing that eventually, somehow.

>>978532
>She hates that girl.
They are tsundere best friends.

>>978532
So Fael is an accidental child from compensated dating?

>>978532
>She hates that girl.
And?

I mean if fighting is like sex for dragons then Fael certainly did that with Miikarium, and Tali was involved in the fight so I guess he had a threesome with two dragons?

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"Fael! Down! Stop!"

>Faelanerium snaps at Tali, her toxic saliva splattering on the floor and burning holes in the stone. Tali flinches and steps back.

>When he flinches, Faelanerium blinks and pulls away. Her poison's flow seems to slow down before stopping altogether.

"Tali? Sorry about that..."

"Oh thank the gods... It's fine, Fael. Just please don't eat my friends, okay? Can you do that?"

".... She said I was ugly...."

>Flora looks between the two.

"I said no such thing! I merely offered to give her some beauty advice!"

"WHICH IMPLIES I NEED IT!"

>Tali steps between the two.

"It's fine. Faelanerium, she didn't mean anything. You're perfect. The best, even."

>His praise seems to calm her further. She sits down, her tail swishing behind her.

>A bell rings.

"And that's the end of the contest! Teachers, please wrangle the dragons on outta here! And uh... Headmistress is going to get contestant Avery. Hopefully he makes it back in time for the second trial!" Sarah says.

"He shouldn't have tried to ride that dragon," Alex says.

"Yeah. She definitely didn't like that. Or his talking. Alright, the judges have spoken and here's the points!

Tali is in the lead for his superior command of these deadly deadly beasts! Anja is close behind for being the only other person to actually tame their dragon! Flora gets two points but that's only cause she is, at least, still on school grounds!

Now, next trial begins in one hour! For it, be sure to be dressed in an outfit that best represents your class's ideals! We'll all meet up back here!"

>The festive mood is somewhat damaged by the smouldering wreckage all around but the classes get back together to begin planning.

Something that represents Petal..?

>>978549
Not exactly. Dragons make kids when both of the dragons think about kids when fighting. Miika and Fael were just fighting because they hated each other.

Seriously, dragons just figt each other randomly. If a new dragon was made every time a few dragons fought, then the world would have a much more serious problem with dragons.

>>978554
It's time for you to wear the outfit of your tree hugging people.

>>978554
Sexy lingerie.

Petal class is about healing so sexy nurse!

>>978554
I guess for petal it would be something comforting and motherly? A healer's garb maybe?

>>978554
you want a white flowing robe with the bottom and the cuffs having a triangles in petal's color, pink. it's very very "healing mage"
also ask if anyone has access to some mana gems.

>>978554
Tali, Tali. We should shrink Fael and let her come watch the contest. She'll get to see her rider being totally awesome.

>>978554

A medic gear kit as an outer vest, the drape of the dress passing down to the knee or lower and fading into a petal-like pink from a green upper portion. A single flower clasping a circlet on the head. Incorporate a bit of the fashion sense from each of the races as well, since Petal accepts everyone.

>>978554
A cute nurse with a very short dress.

>>978554
sexy white mage Tali

with some lotus flower motifs as well, cause, you know, petals

>>978557
Oh right I forgot the "thinking about kids" part.

>>978554
Medical outfit with a flower motif? Like a white mage robe but with more vibrant colors?

>>978554
Bavarian barmaid outfit is required.

>>978554
Find the rest of the class, and let them dress you up.

>>978554
>be dressed
and no glamouring it, dude.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>978554
You in a cute nurse's dress of course, Tali!
Don't glamour it, have it custom made!

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>>978592

>>978592
My body is not ready for whatever you have unleashed.

>>978579
This actually fits, petal is all about shucks coming together to make things happen in a horrible mish-mash.

>>978554
ICECREAM!

>>978592
lel

ICECREAM petal dress

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>978592
A dress like this?

>>978579
Dis

>>978579
This is the comfiest.

>>978554
How about pajamas?
Almost every single time you meet petal members, they tend to be in their PJs.

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>>978572
I actually really like this idea.

But, again, not really going to wear it. It's not like I have this kinda stuff lying around, anyway.

>>978579
Mmm...
I guess I can ask their opinion.

>Tali goes up to his class and explains that he wants their ideas on what his outfit should be.

"Why are you asking me...?" Lily asks
"Something sexy! Like a sexy nurse outfit!" Alisya says.
"Perhaps something like what Lady Vendal the First used to wear? A dress with some pink accepts on the sleeves and waist." Tessa adds.
"Something that leaves your shoulders exposed. You'd look cute in that." Lan says

"I think I have something like that," Alisya says.
"Oh?" Lan takes a drink and nods. "Bring it over. I have some stuff in my room that can help."
"Oh, we're gonna dress up Tali? I love dress up." Tessa says.

"Wait, guys..."

>Vendal appears.

"We're getting an outfit together for Tali? I believe I have something my grandmother used to wear..." She says.

>Ceera and Vaisi are watching a bit away from the group.

"Tali... In something cute..." Ceera looks away, blushing.
"You got anything to add to it?" Vaisi asks.
"Ah, no... I await to see what make."

"Guys, no, seriously, I was just asking for some advice. I think I'll just g-"

>Lily grabs his sleeve.

"Don't kill their fun." She says

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>>978659
Lily.
Defending fun.
What has this world come to?

>>978659
Shouldn't have tried talking fashion with a bunch of girls Tali.

>>978672
This. We should have talked Fashion with Fael, Shen, Miika, and Gal.

Dragon Fashion is the highest Fashion.

>>978675
He would just end up dressed as a gold coin. Or like a Jew

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>>978659
Pssst. Hey Tali. If the combined effort of Petal Class is awful, here's a Plan B.

>>978675

An outfit that best represents your class's ideals. This isn't a fashion show so much as showing that you can embody the spirit of your class. Petal is all about healing, friendship, and acceptance. Honestly, if Tali wandered out looking like an utter goober in a mishmash of fashion, he might still win, because that is Petal in a nut shell.

>>978677
All I'm hearing is gold coin bikini

I believe a snuggie is the perfect representation of petal.

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>>978659
>Tali is forced into new clothes by the Petal class.

>>978692
That actually doesn't look bad. I think Dragon Fashion would look better, but you could look worse, knife ears.

>>978692
Get rid of the pants and you'll be perfect.

>>978692
Hey, look at you looking cute!
Can we get glamour vision Tali too?

>>978692
that... actually isn't half bad. it could have been a LOT worse, i mean, you even got to keep your pants.

>>978692
They did good Tali, they did very good!

Cute, but practical. And seeing as we don't know the entirely of this next challenge. That's likely a good thing.

>>978678
I support this but
>>978692
ended up not being to bad

>>978692
Those tight trousers must be uncomfortable for this excitable elf.

>>978692
Ditch the pants, you slut.
We both know you want to be ready for easy access.

>>978714
We can borrow 99c's deliveries in rear sign.

>>978692
that actually looks fairly nice, even without the glamour, Although I'm not sure about those trousers.

>>978692
Well, it doesn't suck. At least they didn't put makeup on you.

>>978692
Looking good.

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I'm not...
I'm not getting rid of the pants.

I had to literally fight for these pants.
I'm keeping them on.

I guess it's not the worst thing...

And everyone seems happy.

>Indeed, all of his classmates are absolutely beaming with joy at their creation. They chat excitedly among themselves about how their class is definitely going to win with this, no matter what the actual trial is, as they make their way to the Root Room.

>In there, there other three competitors are there, even Avery. Though, the Ceer looks a bit worse for wear.

"Well, dear sister, it looks like our contestants are here once more."

"And what dashing outfits they are all wearing. I say, they do look rather lovely."

"Except, perhaps, for the Thorn Member. But what can you expect from such a brutish class."

"Very true, beloved sister. Though, perhaps it will be quite handy considering the next trial..."

"Yes, your new trial is..."

1/2

>>978750
Damn man, he got himself some badass facial scars

>>978750
Anja is looking great.

>>978750
Tali, compliment Avery on his badass Pomp. He looks like a real man.

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>>978750
"To return here with Professor Holly's favorite mug!"

"Yes, that's right, dear sister! Every year we mess with one of our beloved teachers and this year Professor Holly has been chosen! You can do anything you want to retrieve the mug, but you must return it unbroken! You must also do this while wearing your outfit at all times! Bonus points are awarded if you do so in a way that best represents your class and points will be deducted if your outfit is destroyed!"

"It begins...."

"Now!"

>>978773
Ask politely, Tali.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>978773
Simply ask for it, Tali! Holly will give it to us because we've got such a good petal outfit. There's no need to steal it.

>>978773

We have disintegrate clothing. Use it on the other girls and assure a head start.

Then ask politely.

>>978773
Wow, this seems like hardmode for Thorn and tailor-made for Petal. Just ask politely if you could borrow it for a moment.

>>978773
Seconding this, Tali. >>978779

Tell her we'll return it after the Trial is over, or if she isn't finished with her drink, she can carry it and come with since the rules didn't say we had to take it from her, just to return here with the mug.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>978773
Ask nicely, mention we will return it in pristine condition, complement her hair and ask about the shampoo she uses

>>978773
Literally just be yourself. Ask politely and be you