>>1005544


The red head girl frowns, her freckled face reminding me a bit of a fresh baked loaf of bread....godamn, why am I already hungry again? this is bullshit.

"Sorry" She says meekly lowering her head "I'm not used to carrying dragon girls, usually they..."

"What? think I'll snap at ya cause I can't fly? Fuck that, I prefer having my feet on the ground anyways" I laugh, making her smile as she unsteadily trots up a moss covered stone bridge, and I grab onto the cart so I don't smack my face again

"Oh, you're like me then?"She asks simply as I lay back, and look at the scales covering my arms

Pamela was right...they really do look better after a thorough washing, they're shiner than they're usually are and feel a little lighter somehow

"Look can you just get me to the inn?" I ask impatiently, tapping the scales on my face with my claws "I mean I'm all for sitting here chatting with you, but I really have things I need to do"

"Oh" She says sadly, hanging her head as as she begins to head down the other side of the bridge "but...are you really sure you don't want to take a quick stop? I mean, no reason in rushing right? besides walking under the sun should wake you up a bit, and I know there's a wonderful cafe somewhere around here"

What do I do?
[] apologize to her
[] angrily snap at her
[] Ask what's taking her so long to get there
[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
[] take her advice, take my hoodie off and "frolic" *Aura of wilting*
[] "So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets"
[]Make a quick stop at the cafe she was talking about
[] Glare at her to get my point across
[] Just idly chat with her, trying not to be too mean
[] climb over the cart and ride her 1d20+str
[] write in

>>1005545
>[] Ask what's taking her so long to get there
>[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
>[] "So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets"

>>1005545
>[] apologize to her
>[] Ask what's taking her so long to get there
>[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
>[] Just idly chat with her, trying not to be too mean

>>1005545
>[] apologize to her
>[] Ask what's taking her so long to get there
>[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
>[] Just idly chat with her, trying not to be too mean
>[] "So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets"

>>1005545
>[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
>[] "So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets"
>[] Just idly chat with her, trying not to be too mean

>>1005545
>[] Ask how long I've been out, and how far the inn is
>[] take her advice, take my hoodie off and "frolic" *Aura of wilting*
>[] "So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets"
>[] Just idly chat with her, trying not to be too mean

"thanks for taking me out here, I guess" I say as kindly as I can, frowning as I remember I was going to at least try to be nicer in this place

"Oh no, don't thank me, its my job after all" She says happily, holding her arms in front of her as she trots along "Besides you aren't the worst customer I've had"

"That doesn't really sound like a compliment you know" I say smiling, holding myself down as she nearly stumbles down the bridge "Not the worst you had, heh"

"Well you aren't, besides being a bit grumpy, you just slept most of the way here" She says happily "And its a lot easier pulling someone when they aren't constantly trying to get out of the cart to go exploring"

"Is that why you've been taking your own sweet time to get me there?" I ask, trying to sound sweet like my older sister "Because I was asleep?"

"Well I didn't want to wake you but....you're also pretty heavy" the girl says, sounding a little scared...guess being sweet didn't work then

"Eh, that's nice of you" I say leaning back into the seat again "just maybe don't call me fat right to my face"

"Oh, I did just say that didn't I?' She says meekly, hanging her head again

"Don't worry about it" I say waving my hand down "I don't give a shit....how long was I out anyways?"

"Oh, just an hour or two" She says sweetly as I frown "It was a small nap more than anything else"

"And how much longer until we get to the world tree inn?" I ask bluntly leaning a bit forward, but not enough to get whacked by her tail

"Not that far, see those mountains and that forest in the distance?" She asks, pointing forward, I stand up to see what she's pointing at.

On the horizon, as there has been since before I feel asleep, are a bunch of snow covered peaks, but they're alot closer now than they were before I went to sleep, and I can see an utterly massive forest with grey bark just ahead of us, rising up into the sky like natural towers.

"See? we're not that far at all" She says happily, looking back at me as she clops down the now stone road by the sound of it "Just outside of Grey's forest and gardens, and I think once we get over the hill we'll be able to see the inn itself"

"Huh, that was fast, you didn't speed up while I was sleeping right?" I ask, smirking as she smiles and shakes her head

"Of course not,can't wake up the passengers after all" She says sweetly as she turns back around "Also, if you have any questions, I am obligated to answer them"

I swish my tongue around my mouth, thinking for a bit

"So what's the deal with those cat girls in those retarded looking jackets?" I sneer as she stops and I fall forward "Hey what's the matter? don't tell me there's another pothole or something"

"Y...you didn't make them mad right?" She asks, turning as pale as a ghost as she looks back at me

I frown and cross my arms

"I told one of them to piss off" I say, scratching one of my horns "Why? should I be scared of some little kitties?"

cont

>>1005616

"They're the fishbone gang you moron!" She yells, sounding more scared than angry "Do you have any idea what they'll do to you if piss them off"

What do I say?
[] Not much, I am fucking dragon after all
[] Tch, what can a bunch of kitty cats do to me?
[]....no, I'm new here, tell me
[]guessing its an exclusive club then
[] No, and I don't care
[] ...they sound like a bunch of bullies, If they try anything I'll set them straight
[]...What's your name anyways?
[] Are you scared of a bunch of cat girl? What can they do, hiss at you?
[] Eh, if I caused trouble I'll deal with it.....oh that's a real pretty river over there, any fish in it?
[]Hey To be fair, they have horrible taste, like who the fuck would call themselves the fishbone gang?
[] write in

>>1005629
>[]....no, I'm new here, tell me
>[] Eh, if I caused trouble I'll deal with it.....oh that's a real pretty river over there, any fish in it?
>[]Hey To be fair, they have horrible taste, like who the fuck would call themselves the fishbone gang?

>>1005629
>[] I can bench press a bus and my scales are diamond-tier hard, plus I'm an experienced fighter. So no, I don't know how long they'd last. But it can't be long.

>>1005629
>[] Not much, I am fucking dragon after all
>[] Tch, what can a bunch of kitty cats do to me?
>[] No, and I don't care
>[]...What's your name anyways?
>[] Are you scared of a bunch of cat girl? What can they do, hiss at you?
>[] Eh, if I caused trouble I'll deal with it.....oh that's a real pretty river over there, any fish in it?
>[]Hey To be fair, they have horrible taste, like who the fuck would call themselves the fishbone gang?

>>1005629
>[] Not much, I am fucking dragon after all
>[] Tch, what can a bunch of kitty cats do to me?
>[]....no, I'm new here, tell me
>[]guessing its an exclusive club then
>[] ...they sound like a bunch of bullies, If they try anything I'll set them straight

>Seriously, what the hell are a bunch of cats going to do to a dragon, any dragon? Or a demon, or anyone that lives mostly in water, or half of the people here if they get pissed enough?

>>1005648
>[]...What's your name anyways?
>[] Are you scared of a bunch of cat girl? What can they do, hiss at you?
>[] Eh, if I caused trouble I'll deal with it.....oh that's a real pretty river over there, any fish in it?

Forgot a couple

>>1005629
>[] Not much, I am fucking dragon after all
>[] Tch, what can a bunch of kitty cats do to me?
>[] ...they sound like a bunch of bullies, If they try anything I'll set them straight
>[]...What's your name anyways?
>[] Are you scared of a bunch of cat girl? What can they do, hiss at you?

>>1005629
>[] Not much, I am fucking dragon after all
>[] No, and I don't care
>[]Hey To be fair, they have horrible taste, like who the fuck would call themselves the fishbone gang?

"Not much considering I am a fucking dragon after all" I say, leaning towards her with my hands between my legs.

She stares at me like I just drank a liter of bleach and offered to play russian roulette with her. I frown as she stammers and shakes her head.

"You did here me say they're a gang right?" She asks slowly down, making me frown a bit deeper

"Tch" I snap my tongue before laughing "What can a bunch of kitty cats do to me?"

"A lot of really terrible things!" She yells, as I pick my teeth with my tongue "Are you even listening to me? they're terrible, absolutely horrible they have no sense of honor and there's no low they won't"

"Are you scared of a bunch of cat girls?" I laugh loudly as the centaur jolts, blushing as I continue laughing at her "What can they do? Hiss at ya?"

"Don't treat them like a joke" She says grimly "they'll use any trick they can, swarm you if you're a stronger monster girl, they'll attack you from behind, taze you, force feed you muscle relaxants and"

"Hey to be fair, they have horrible taste, like who the fuck would call themselves the fishbone gang?" I say mockingly as she turns away from me "Look if I caused any trouble I'll deal with it"

"Just don't go and mess with them, they're a horrible bunch" She says sternly as I glance of the cart again

"Oh" I say happily as I see the bubbling river in the distance, curving and curling through the fields ahead of us like some kind of massive snake, bubbling and frothing as I start to hear its flow in the distance "that's a real pretty fiver over there, any fish in it"

"Oh, in that's the snake's path river" She says happily "and yes, lots of fish, I couldn't name them all but I'm pretty sure there's some bass and trout in it, as well as a couple of mermaids who prefer the outdoors to the city"

"Hmm neat, might have to go fishing" I say as I sit back down "also, what's your name anyways?"

"Oh, I'm rose" She says happily "most people don't ask...what's your name again"

"May" I say flatly as she nods

"Well May, if you ever need a ride, just call and ask for me" She says happily as she walks over the wooden bridge I saw in front of us.

I can hear the river rushing under us, like a roaring monster...think I can hear some fish or mermaids splashing around in it.

"Also once we get over this bridge, we'll be at the world tree in" She says happily

what do I do?
[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
[] hop out of the carriage and explore the grounds
[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden
[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in
[]Just enjoy the scenery and play nice with the other monster girls
[] Get dragged into helping with the garden
[] Try to hide the fact I'm impressed with it
[] ask her where I could find the fishbone gang
[] write in

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[] hop out of the carriage and explore the grounds
>[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1005727
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in
>[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[] hop out of the carriage and explore the grounds
>[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in
>[] Get dragged into helping with the garden
>[] Try to hide the fact I'm impressed with it

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[] Get dragged into helping with the garden

>>1005735
>>1005738
>>1005742
>>1005746
Gotta find those delish roots right.

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in
>[] Try to hide the fact I'm impressed with it

>>1005727
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in
>[] Get dragged into helping with the garden
>[]"Accidentally" start digging up the garden

>>1005750
Like I keep saying, old habits die hard.

>>1005727
>[] tip her, thank her, and help her unpack my things
>[]carry my own things up there, and stomp up to the counter to figure out which room I'll be staying in

I peek over the edge of the carriage, nearly tipping it as I do so, hearing rose neighing and whine in a panic as she tries to keep it up right. The bridge is empty, except for vines hanging down from the top of its roofed half and the ivy crawling up along the sides, the cart goes under it, and the light of the sun is cut off instantly, except for a few rays of it breaking through the rickety roof. The light at the end of the tunnel gets close and closer, and I can start to make out the place I'm going to be living in for...who knows how long. Its pretty sobbering actually, just thinking about that...this is my home now.

I frown as I see old brick walls in the middle of the stone road, with two dirt paths branching away from it into the woods, blooming ivy covers the walls with blue flowers, and roses bushes and small flowering trees line the outside of it.

the light blinds me for a second as Rose slowly trots forward, letting me take it all in.

I look up, seeing a massive oak tree, a littler taller than the actual in stretching up into the sky over the outdated and well...story book looking cottage.

"Wooow" I say, hearing rose giggle I push myself up on the edge for a better look as we pass the wooden doors.

The whole place is straight out of a fairy tale, I can see fairies fluttering around here and there, a few bee girls handing around rows of flower with a...alathingy? one of the flowery ones that have to be carried around in a pot like a house plant.

I slowly pull my eyes away from them, seeing a small stream running between two ponds, with a...kitsune? resting next to it with light red almost golden fur.

She waves at me and I turn away from her as the cart stops, and get a better look at the inn...I think its three stories tall, and made to look like a mix of a log cabin and souther plantation, painted a deep, calmly green.

The smell of blooming flowers and mud reaches my nose as Rose unhooks herself and opens the door for me once I stop leaning over it.

"So I take it you like it?" She asks as she reaches for my bags, and I grab the closest one "Oh thank you"

"Hey don't mention it, you go me here after all, why wouldn't I help?" I ask happily as I pat her on her flank, making her blush "What"

"D..don't just touch there"She says as I feel my face start to redden

"Ah right, forgot about that" I chuckle, as I reach into my pocket "Sorry still getting used this whole monster girl thing"

"Its fine, just remember, slapping a centaur's flank is like slapping her bum" She says, trying not to look embarrassed about it as she carries my other two bags to the double doors, with two golden flowers for handles

"I'll remember that, and sorry again" I chuckle as I hand her a few bills "Maybe a big tip will help?"

"Well I'm not mad about it but....if you want to be generous" she says gently pulling the bills from my hand "I'll be happy to oblige, and remember, ask for me when you call the taxi service!"

Cont

>>1005853
"I'll be always happy to take you wherever" She says happily, as she moves her cart around to leave

I nod, as I set my bag down next to the other two, and look back over the garden whistling as I stuff my hands into my pockets, my sleevless hoodie crumpling in the wind as I step down the stone path. I just can't get over this place, its just beautiful, and it doesn't even look as girly as I'd expect a place described as fairytale like to look, I mean the brochure had nothing but praises for this place but....I didn't think it'd be this nice. I thought it was just some bullshit, and Only really picked this place because its out of town and close to Jessie's place. But I don't regret picking it at all, I can see myself enjoying myself at here, I mean its really like I went on a vacation or something out here in the woods. And it just smells wonderful to, its making my head feel a little dizzy and

"Hey!" Someone shouts, as I realize I have a handful of flowers and dirt in my hands, and I'm in a little hole in the dirt.

I peek out and see the flower girl looking horrifed, two of her bee friends, buzzing and trying to keep her from panicking as a meaner one with thicker chitin stares down at me

"The hell are you doing?!" She yells as I pull myself up, and calmly wipe the dirt off my chest

"I don't know" I say shrugging as I glare her down "I just smelt something good and couldn't help myself"

"Oh" She says with a grin "You're a wingless dragon, awwww, trying to hide from your sisters"

"Tch" I click my tongue with a snort as she starts to laugh at me, yeah not going to let her piss me off, since I really don't need to spend my first day here cleaning a bee up from the ground.

The stone's under my feet crack, and the stairs buckle slightly as I grab my things, picking one up from my teeth as I push the door open with my shoulder and walk inside.

Instantly, a wave of heat washes over me as I step into a cozy room, a deer girl trots in front of me, followed by a tiny young faun. A massive bear girl is sleeping on a fur covered couch, holding a terrified looking Plush golem who's trying to struggle her way free as the...

is that tv playing princess bride? Hmm, well they have good tastes here at least. Still stomping my feet I walk up to the counter behind the wall, a picture of a bear girl glaring down at me as I ring the little silver bell.

And wait.
and wait
and wait.

I raise my fist to smash it as

"WAIT WAIT" A...masculine voice yells as I turn down and see a handsome blonde boy behind the desk, wearing a medical mask as he waves his hands around "I was just doing some paper work back there....May mcnarren?"

"Yeah" I say, a little confused seeing a man after seeing nothing but girls for awhile

"Ah good" He says nodding "We've already got you in the books"
cont

>>1005904

What do I do?
[] ask why the fuck he's here
[] Find, and go to my room *Single room*
[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room
[] tell him some one dug up the garden
[] Ask if the fishbone gang is actually real
[] Bully him
[] Flirt with him
[] Find something to eat and leave him to carry my things to my room
[] Make sure I won't get fined for any damages, and go fight the bee girl *FIGHT*
[]Watch the princess bride
[] write in

>>1005911
>[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room
>[] tell him some one dug up the garden

>>1005911
>[] ask why the fuck he's here
>[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room
>[] tell him some one dug up the garden

>>1005911
>[] Find, and go to my room *Single room*
>[] tell him some one dug up the garden
>[] Ask if the fishbone gang is actually real
>[] Bully him

>>1005911
>[] ask why the fuck he's here
>[] tell him some one dug up the garden
>[] Find, and go to my room *Single room*

>>1005911
[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room
[] Ask if the fishbone gang is actually real
[] Laugh about what a stupid name "fishbone gang" is

>>1005911
>[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room
>[] tell him some one dug up the garden
>[] Ask if the fishbone gang is actually real

>>1005911
>[] Ask about my roommate *share a double room

I tap the plexiglass between me and him, and he takes a step back, putting himself close to a nearly empty bottle of hand sanitizer. I run my hand down the clawed up and battered piece of plexiglass as he smiles.

"Hey someone dug up the garden" I say dully as he wince and curses under his breath

"Again? I swear to god that little dog girl is doing this just to piss me off now" He groans as I smile widely, showing off my fangs as he turns back to me and walks back up to the screen "So I take it you want to know where your room is then"

"yeah, and who my roommate is" I say tapping on the glass between me and him, making him lean back "Hope you didn't get me someone who'll get on my nerves

"Hey, don't even think about it" He says as I pull my claw away from the glass "and...well we tried to match you up with someone based on the...uh colorful letter you mailed in"

What sort of roommate did I ask for?
[] Someone violent and mean, like me
[] a sweet little thing, easy to bully
[] Someone quite and patient
[]another dragon, to help me learn
[]THE STRONGEST MONSTER GIRL
[]Someone who's always upbeat and cheerful
[] A girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted
[] write in

>>1005989
>[] A girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted

>>1005989
>[]another dragon, to help me learn
>[]THE STRONGEST MONSTER GIRL
>[]Someone who's always upbeat and cheerful
>[] A girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted

This combination amuses me.

>>1005989
>[] A girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted

>>1005989
>[]THE STRONGEST MONSTER GIRL

>>1005989
>a sweet little thing, easy to bully
We'll get our fill of squabbling from the fishbone gang, I'm sure.

>>1005989
>[]another dragon, to help me learn
>[]THE STRONGEST MONSTER GIRL
>[]Someone who's always upbeat and cheerful
>[] A girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted
Foro nce I like CUA's idea.

>>1005989
>[]THE STRONGEST MONSTER GIRL

>>1005989
>[] Someone quite and patient
>[]another dragon, to help me learn

"So, we decided to ask around for a girl willing to share a room with you, with the traits you asked for" He says calmly, rubbing his hands with the sanitizer as he calmly grabs the mangled letter I sent in...I wrote it when my claws came in, but I don't remember it being that torn up "And I quote, a girl who has thick skin and doesn't cry when insulted, is that right?"

"Yeah sounds like it is" I say happily as he nods "nice to see you didn't get the wrong letter"

"Yeah" He says dully as he flips through a thick guest book "Well most of our tennants staying in one room either didn't want a roommate, or at least you as one, or didn't match the description, but we did get a few replies"

"How many? I thought you guys would just pick one' I say frowning as he presses the book against the glass pane.

"Three" He says frowning "Out of...a lot, well pick or would you rather me just choose the person you'll be rooming up with?"


I lean closer to the pane, pressing my hands on it as I look at the three pictures.

Choices!
[] let him pick
[] Sam, the gargoyle. apparently a lazy troublemaker who has a thing for vampire movies
[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing
[] Siegheild, the golem. Has trouble emoting after her change, a sword buff with a love of fantasy, used to be Siegfried

>>1006097
>[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing

>>1006097
>[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing

Nibble

>>1006097
>[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing
Mainly because it amuses me.

>>1006097
>[] Sam, the gargoyle. apparently a lazy troublemaker who has a thing for vampire movies

Though Seigheild is very tempting.

>>1006097
>[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing

>>1006104
No, we can only do that to Ygg!

>>1006097
>[] Yvette, A strangely mobile Dryad, described as motherly and kind, and is quite into baking and gardneing

>>1006121
Nah lets bite every vaguely wood like thing we find

>>1006110
>>1006121
most of us are guessing Yvette is ygg as both names begin with Y

we can probably meet up with the other characters later, I'd bet a sword nut golem might like having a durable sparring partner.

>>1006128
Oh. OH. Well, that's painfully obvious isn't it?

>>1006097
>[] Sam, the gargoyle. apparently a lazy troublemaker who has a thing for vampire movies

>>1006134
plus it's not like the yggdrassil MG would be called ygg (we might use it as a nickname though), I mean May's Nidhogg but we still call her May.

>>1006097
>[] Siegheild, the golem. Has trouble emoting after her change, a sword buff with a love of fantasy, used to be Siegfried

alright, writing

>>1006142
Yeah, that was me being dumb.

I press my face against the glass and grunt in confusion when I see a dryad smiling inbetween the two grumpy and dead pan girls, the gargoyle and golem. She has long, dark and slightly oval shaped leaves, mixed in with seeds or fruits that kind of look like green beans growing on her head in place of her hair, growing a long way down over her shoulders and back, covering up one of her eyes in the picture, which are a deep, rich amber. She's smiling sweetly, almost like an angel.

"Huh?' I ask tapping my claw on her picture "Yvette? I mean she has bark and all, but most dryads I knew couldn't take a joke"

"Well it all depends on the dryad I heard and...I don't know why she signed up either, usually she's a sweet girl, almost motherly" He says calmly as he pulls the book back a bit so I can see it easier "But i guess she thinks she's made of stern enough stuff to handle you, I mean I wouldn't know"

"...wait, is she taller than the other two?" I ask, smirking and then frowning as I realize she's taller than me by two feet "Jesus, you need to lay off the fertilizer and.....wow she's stacked, you really need to stop watering her all the time, those are just her roots right?"

"Oh no, she's actually quite mobile, but she does get taller when shes rooted" He says happily, sneering as he sees how shocked I am "Guessing you'll want to shack up with her? She's always baking something"

"Yeah I guess" I say shrugging as he nods

"Well I'll call her and tell her to move her things" He says dully

What do I do?
[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*
[] Tell him I'm going to be out for awhile
[] think about what i know about dryads
[]Chat with the boy behind the desk
[] Go back to digging in the garden *fight*
[] Wonder why I picked a dryad
[]Call jessie or Pamela
[] write in

>>1006231
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*
>[] think about what i know about dryads
>[]Chat with the boy behind the desk
>[] Wonder why I picked a dryad
>[]Call jessie or Pamela

>>1006231
>[] Wonder why I picked a dryad
>[] think about what i know about dryads
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*
maybe help with the move too?

>>1006231
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*
>[] think about what i know about dryads
>[] Wonder why I picked a dryad

>>1006231
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*
>[] think about what i know about dryads

>>1006231
>[] Wonder why I picked a dryad
>[] think about what i know about dryads
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*

>>1006231
>[] meet her in the room 003 *ground floor*

"Hope you two get alone" He says glancing back at me as I turn and ignore him, picking up my luggage, waving my tail behind me as I walk away from him without a word

"Oh I'm sure we will, I mean I'm a real friendly girl" I say under my breath, nearly whacking a dog girl with my tail as she comes bounding down the hallway, nearly lifting off the ground with how fast her tail is wagging "jesus!"

"TIM TIM TIM!" She yaps as she runs head first into the plexiglass wall, licking it and wagging her tail as the boy ducks down, making her whine "Don't be like that tim, I wanna play, tim? tim?"

"Poor bastard" I chuckle as I turn back around, seeing the hallways of windows leading out into the woods, with a sign reading "room 003" pointing down into it "Ah, well at least it won't be hard to find"

But why did I pick the dyrad anyways. I mean I don't really care who I have to share my room with, but still, I guess she just caught my eye more than the other two, since she stood out a lot more with all her colors than their...dull greyness. And she can bake, that's nice...and I guess she might be a postive influence to be around, like my sister but less likely to crush me in a hug.

I just don't really know why I picked her over the other two, Guess she just seemed like a nicer person to be around. Hmm, still dryads are...what do I know about dryads? I mean I never read about them or anything and most of them seem to get schooled so I didn't get to meet many before. I know they hate it when you pull their leaves out and mess with their flowers, and that most of them just can't walk around at all. And they need water and sunlight more than anything else...So basically they're tree people, and most of the time they can't move at all, but apparently this Yvette girl can? How does that work.

I stop outside the black doors, inlaid with silver in the shape of wolves running along some simple looking hills, like something a weird kid would draw in their notebooks.

I frown, as I try and figure out how she moves around. Does she have legs or does she use her roots like a Drider of Scyla. Eergh that's a very creepy image I just put in my mind, I just hope she isn't motherly like mum is, if she's that smothering I'll have to live in the hole I dug in the garden.

Taking a deep breath, I grab the handle to the door, reluctantly stepping out of the sun lit hallway and into the double room.

I blink, and stare at the sight in front of me, the first thing i notice being the fact the room is...pretty big, and has a glass roof to let the sun in. the next thing I notice is the face there's a garden in the middle of it, a mound of dirt right in the middle of the room's redwood floors.

There's a tv in the back, with a couch and table, a door leading out to the forest, a personal kitchen next to that door, a few empty shelves to my right, with a window above and behind them

I step in further, my tail finally stopping for a moment as I look around for my roommate
cont

>>1006357
I can't see here anywhere, which is pretty weird since she shouldn't be too hard to find with how big she is. I stop next to some stairs leading down to a small fire pit with a bed moved next to it, as well as a few other pieces of furniture...a dresser, a desk and small book shelf...guessing that's where I'm going to be sleeping.

And that door must lead to the bathroom, and those rubber houses must be for the garden...guess they haven't been turned on for awhile.

Then I hear it, rustling, like tree branches coming down from the hallway I walked through. I turn, sweeping my tail around as I see a mass of bags rushing towards me, I step out of the way as the tumble through the door way in a cloud of leaves and clothes

"Ooooooh" A soft voice groans under the piles of stuff "When did all this get so heavy? Hello? Hello is someone there, I think I might be a little trapped"

My nose twitches, as I smell something good..just like in the garden

What do I say?
[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
[] Alright, lets set some ground rules, this is my bed, don't go anywhere near
[] ahahhaha you ate shit, ahahaha
[] Hey Are you alright? Hey, come on don't just lay there
[]....Smells good?
[]Well get out yourself
[]Huh, guess trees do make a sound if there's no one around to hear it fall
[] Damn, that was a nasty fall....er do you need anything?
[]*sigh* of course
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1006390
>[]Huh, guess trees do make a sound if there's no one around to hear it fall
>[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
>[]....Smells good?

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1006390
>[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
>[] Hey Are you alright? Hey, come on don't just lay there
>[]....Smells good?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1006390
>[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
>[]....Smells good?
>[]Huh, guess trees do make a sound if there's no one around to hear it fall

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1006390
>[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
>[] Alright, lets set some ground rules, this is my bed, don't go anywhere near
>[]....Smells good?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1006390
>[] And you must be Yvette, let me help ya up 1d20+str
>[]Huh, guess trees do make a sound if there's no one around to hear it fall
>[] Hey Are you alright? Hey, come on don't just lay there
>[]....Smells good?

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>>1006402
It begins

>>1006402
Nice roll~
I guess we can bench press our room mate

I stare down at her, trying to figure out how she managed to trip and fall under all her bags like that. My tail whips around as I push my hair out of my eyes, and swallow my laughter as I smile and crouch next to her, my feet scratching up the floor as I try to find her under all this crap

"And you must be Yvette" I say warmly as I fish around for her hand "You alright? Come on don't just lay on the ground, lemme help ya up"

"Oh...May, You're here! thanks a bunch, no idea why all this stuff suddenly got so heavy" She says happily before she groans "Just be gentle please? I've heard how strong some dragons can be and I don't want my bark getting cracked or anything"

"I'll try the best I can, no promises" I say, grabbing her arm with both my hands
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20+9= grand success+ cirt
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"HYAAAH!" She yelps as I pull her up off the ground, despite her being taller than me with one tug, and start to tumble back towards the stairs leading to my bed.

I swing my tail behind me, and coil it up as it hits the ground catching me and her as the dryad shivers, falling against me weakly with a tired look in her eyes

"Nnnnrr, I didn't think you'd be that strong" She says, trying to smile, her tanned face beaming as I push myself back up and hold her up straight, watching her wobble as she tries to stand up on her root like legs.


"Huh, guess trees do make a sound if there's no one around to hear it fall" I say teasingly as she walks over to her things, her leaves perking up as she giggles and glances back at me, standing at her full height to look down at me

"ehehe' She chuckles, smiling as she leans over me, wobbling again "that was a pretty good one...and I thought you were supposed to be a dragon, not a funny knight in shining armor"

I smile and open my mouth to joke back with her, feeling strangely good for myself when.

sniff sniff

"Smells good" I say drooling as she yawns and blinks

"Oh?" she asks happily "Well I did just start to bloom again, didn't think anyone liked the smell of an ash tree....why are you drooling"

What do I do?
[] wipe my mouth and get to know her abit
[] help her get her stuff in order
[] ask what they've been feeding her
[] Tease her, and act like she didn't weigh as much as a car
[]FIND THE SMELL!
[] ask if she wants to go do something
[]Ask why the hell she wanted to be my roommate
[] write in

>>1006493
>[] wipe my mouth and get to know her a bit
>[] help her get her stuff in order
>[] ask what they've been feeding her
>[]FIND THE SMELL!
>[]Ask why the hell she wanted to be my roommate

>>1006493
[] wipe my mouth and get to know her a bit
[] help her get her stuff in order
[]Ask why the hell she wanted to be my roommate

>>1006493
>[]FIND THE SMELL!

>>1006493
do these
>[] wipe my mouth and get to know her abit
>[]Ask why the hell she wanted to be my roommate
then this once we start drooling again
>[]FIND THE SMELL!

>>1006493
>[] help her get her stuff in order
>[] Tease her, and act like she didn't weigh as much as a car
>[]FIND THE SMELL!

>>1006493
>[]FIND THE SMELL!
>[] Tease her, and act like she didn't weigh as much as a car
>[] ask what they've been feeding her
> get to know her abit

>ash tree

Hello old friend, I'mma nibble you.

"Eh?" I say, wiping my mouth as she frowns, faint tattoos marking her face...look kind of tribal when I get a good look at them "Oh sorry, guess I just smelt someone cooking something good"

"Oh I didn't know dragons had such a good sense of smell" She says as she goes back to picking up her clothes and things...she's wearing a colorful christmas sweater covered in images of badly drawn squirrels,acorns and hawks...guess that's too keep her warm until the spring really arrives? Also what is that smell? it smells so tasty and familiar.

'Yeah, well we're a predator species I think" I say, shaking the fog out of my head as I walk next to her, hmm smells like its in her things? Did she bring snacks or something? A home cooked meal "Uh do you need some help with this"

"Nooo" She groans, struggling to pick up one of her backs, falling to her knees with a huff "I don't know why I'm having so much trouble with this, I carried it all the way here"

"Maybe you need some water? I heard trees get a little weak after they get uprooted" I say calmly as I grab her things, watching her smile tiredly as I begin to move them to where I think she'll be staying, in the small garden in the middle of the room...hopefully she'll take better care of it.

I sniff the bag of clothes as she starts to get back up to help me

"Such a sweet girl"She sighs happily as her shadow falls over me "I mean I don't want to force you to help"

"eh, if we're going to be spending so much time together, its goods to help eachother and get along" I say dully as she tries to hold up a stack of water proofed books "You feeling alright? Did someone spray pesticides on you or something, you're turning all pale"

"Just feeling a little weak in my legs" She says as I sniff her books...is one of them her cook book? What's that smell? "Don't know why? maybe its the change of temperature?"

"Well I wouldn't know" I say calmly as I turn back to get to digging through her clothes "Don't know shi...anything about dryads really"

"I think it must be" She huffs as she stands up "I mean I'm used to temperatures like this but...maybe because its all musty in here? do you think that would have an effect on anything?"

"Like I said, I wouldn't know" I say shrugging as I glance over at her as the smell vanishes while I'm packing her clothes back in haphazardly and messily "why did you want to be my roommate anyways?"

"OH, well I always wanted to meet a dragon" She says as she wanders over to open a few windows, letting the cold in "and well, the note did say you were a bit of a..."

Mom must've gotten her hands on my note as well then?

"Bully?" I ask flatly as she doesn't say a thing

"Yeah" She says guiltily, before she chuckles "but I thought if you were looking for roommate you could use a few friends, and well maybe I could help you become a be..nicer person at least, with hard work, affection and loving friendship"

I laugh, as the smell starts to fill my head again

cont

>>1006570
>>1006570
She yawns and sighs "I need some coffee or...spring water"

"Well I already have a friend, but if you want to put yourself through hell sure, I guess I can have on or two more" I chuckle as I pull her last box next to her "part" of the room, blinking as I pause to sniff the air, and wipe drool from my mouth "And good luck with that, only three people in the world have ever made me play nice"

She smiles, her eyes glimmering in the sun light like gems

"Oh, I'm up to the challenge' She chuckles, teasingly poking my nose as her legs creak and grown as she crouches to look me in the eyes, as I start to feel a little drunk "after all, I don't think you can be a very effective bully if I fill you up with sweets"

Is the smell coming off of her, I tilt my head as she giggles, her chest jiggling as she stands up, threatening to burst her sweater as she puts her arms on her sides, the leaves flowing on the wind as the carvings in the bar on it whistles slightly.

Its coming from her, I wipe the drool off my lips with my arm

"Of course I'm just kidding" She laughs "But some sweets should be able to make you less grumpy right? No one can stay mad when they have some ....*Yaawwwn* sugar in them"

Her roots? Why would her roots smell so....tasty

roll 1d20+willpower+ humanity

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1006598
we're in for an interesting year it seems.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1006598
The nibbling begins!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1006598

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1006598

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1006598

>>1006612
Aww dang, looks like our willpower overrides our need to nibble on Ygg for the moment.

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>>1006612

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>>1006612
I Was....expecting the opposite

>inb4 Yvette has an obnoxious squirrelgirl friend who absolutely does not like us and fucks with us CONSTANTLY

>>1006621
I was hoping for the opposite. Though, we could ask her for a small bite I suppose...

>>1006615
well, perhaps this means we have enough willpower to clearly state our "problem" to Yvette and maybe she'll oblige us?

>>1006640
Assuming we figure out that that's what our instincts are telling us to do, yeah I hope so.

>>1006621
You're assuming our will 'isn't' to nibble on her roots.

>>1006640
>>1006651
the only thing lewder than forcing nibbling, is requesting nibbling while instincts are clearly going wild.

>>1006670
Such was my plan anon, such was my plan.

20+1+1= 22= success + crit
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Hmm, I've been eating a lot of roots lately to, like ginger and the stuff I got on my sandwich earlier. Maybe they have something in them my body likes, like a specific oil or mineral. I mean I've only got a taste for them when I got here, so it has to be something like that...then again roots do taste good anyways and I haven't started eating dir, so I probably just have a new favorite food.

Which my new roommate has all over her legs...yeah this isn't going to get awkward or anything, I just want to eat her legs a little...guess I really am a monster girl now.

I shrug as she smiles happily, as I shiver and clench my fists

"Oh sorry, didn't think about that' She says, rushing away from me, taking the smell with her as she goes..smells sweet "Guess its a little cold for a dragon right now"

"No its fine" I say scratching the back of my head, trying not to think about how I kind of want to eat my new friend's roots already "I'm used to the cold anyways and I won't let a little breeze beat me"

"Want me to start a fire?" She asks, with a smug smirk, as she reaches for my head and stops just above my horns, as I swallow a mouthful of drool. "A..are these real? are they hard to carry around?"

What do I say?
[] Yeah sure
[]...I need some fresh air, I'll be right back *go out for a smoke*
[]I want to eat your roots
[] if you pat my head, I swear to god it'll look like you went through a wood chipper
[] where'd you get those tattoos anyways
[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake
[] Do you smoke?
[] I said I'm fine, lets just....watch tv or something, since Its too much work hooking up the game system
[] write in

>>1006684
>[] if you pat my head, I swear to god it'll look like you went through a wood chipper
>[] where'd you get those tattoos anyways
>[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
>[] Do you smoke?

>>1006684
[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake
[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
[]...I need some fresh air, I'll be right back *go out for a smoke*

>>1006684
>[]I want to eat your roots
>[] if you pat my head, I swear to god it'll look like you went through a wood chipper
>do it anyway
>[] where'd you get those tattoos anyways
>[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
>[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake


And now, the final important question: How hard will Yvette blush?

>>1006684
>[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
>[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake

>>1006684
>I want to eat your roots

>>1006684
>[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake
>[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
>[]...I need some fresh air, I'll be right back *go out for a smoke*
>[] Do you smoke?

>>1006684
>[] Yeah they're real, when they came in I broke a few mirrors and doors with them
>[] *sigh*, you want to touch them don't you? Fine, but only if you make a cake
>...that smell I was talking about earlier... Its you *fidget uncomfortably*

>>1006728
>>...that smell I was talking about earlier... Its you *fidget uncomfortably*

Adding this.

>>1006684
[]I want to eat your roots
[] if you pat my head, I swear to god it'll look like you went through a wood chipper
[] where'd you get those tattoos anyways

>>1006738
+1 to this as well

I sigh as I look at her awkward smiling, and blushing face, her eyes shining like a kid in a candy store, yeah I think she's a dragon fangirl judging from how her hand is shaking like a crack addict.

"You want to touch them don't you?" I ask as she turns away with a nervous smile

"Sorry, I just can't help myself, Its just so...neat how a monster girl's body changes" she says excitedly "Especially dragons like you and other...more magical ones, Its just so amazing how a disease can do all this so I can touch them"

"Sure, but only if you bake me a cake and don't do anything weird with them" I say flatly, turning away, trying to ignore how good she smells as she gasps the second she grabs my horns and begins to rub them up and down with her hands, both of them

"Wooow, so rough" She says sounding amazed as I freeze up and growl "do you have to keep them sharpened or anything? and these are....real? wow must've been the mother of all head aches growing these thing you poor thing"

"You're doing something weird" I hiss, flicking my tongue as she pulls her hands back and puts them behind her back "and yes they're real, when they came out I broke a few mirror and doors with them"

"Oh sorry" She says softly, frowning as I rub my horns and sigh "did it take you awhile to get used to the weight or what"

"No, it just hurt like a bitch" I say with a groan "and they grew fast, so I didn't have time to learn how not to smack things with them in the middle of a headache"

"Well sounds like a harder time than I did changing" She says sweetly, as her eyes wander to my scales, and she rubs the bark on her arms as she says something under her breath

"Yeah, had to pull my teeth out since my fangs hurt so much when they were coming through" I say proudly as she grimmace

"Did you have to do that?' She asks, turning a little greener as I chuckle "Cause that sounds really...disgusting and painful"

"My friend jessie asked me the same thing when I first did it" I say happily, grinning to show off my fangs, as I bite down so I don't give into her wonderful aroma and bite down on her "Nope, I just did it"

"Well, I pulled my old hair out when my leaves grew in...but that's nothing like teeth" She says shivering a bit "Just don't do anything like that around me"

"Oh I'm sure these babies are going to stick around" I say gnashing my teeth as she heads over to the kitchen

"Well we can only hope" She says happily, checking the fridge with a sigh "Hey, think you can get me some eggs? can't have a cake without eggs"

What do I Do?
[] Call pam?
[] Shrug, and go pick some up from the city
[] Accost a harpy for some
[] Eh, lets not worry about it now
[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs
[] tell her to do it
[] write in

>>1006816
>[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

>>1006816
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

>>1006816
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

>>1006816
>[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

>>1006816
>[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

>>1006816
>[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs


I will have my nibbling dammit.

>>1006816
>[] rub my chin and wonder outloud if dragons lay eggs
>[] Ask one of our neighbors if they have any eggs

I frown and run my scaly hand over my face, rubbing my chin as I flick my tail in thought.

"Can dragons lay eggs?" I wonder outloud, hearing Yvette hitting her head on one of the pantries

"No, no absolutely not" She says shaking her head, her leaves shifting around as she does it

"We can't? I thought for sure dragons did" I mumble to myself as she looks at me, as she begins to set butter out

"No, I won't eat your eggs, we just met and that'd be...awkward" She says as I smirk "Besides your eggs would be to big even if you did lay them, we need smaller ones, chicken eggs"

"So harpies?" I ask with a sneer as I turn and walk away out of the still open door, closing it behind me with a solid smack of my tail...guess the thing has its uses after all "I'll go see If I can find one, besides I bet dragon eggs are a delicacy"

"don't even joke about it, if one of them heard you they'd bring a clutch" She says cackling as she continues with her work "Just ask one of the girls in the other rooms, and they probably are, not something you use in a quick cake"

"Aight" I say, nodding as I walk away from her, stuffing my hands into my hoodies pouch as I walk down the glass hallway leading to the inn proper

When, I hear something whistling through the air, like a baseball tossed by a pro

Roll 1d20+durability OR Finesse

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1006916
Finesse time, even if we're durable.Get ready for comedy?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1006916

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1006916

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1006916

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1006916

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>>1006939
>>1006922
>>1006921
Well then

>>1006921
>>1006922
>>1006939

God damn dice gods, what are you doing?

>>1006921
>>1006922
>>1006939
wellll thennn....
hell even the other 2 rolls add up to 19 together

So
durability
or finesse?

>>1006949
>hell even the other 2 rolls add up to 19 together


This is some Aizen level fuckery right here.

>>1006946
Aww man I wanted May to get beaned.

With an egg

I definitely didn't fuck up my spoiler tags...nope.

>>1006970
Finesse. We'll catch that shit!

>>1006970
We have scales, let's use them

>Durability

>>1006970
Finesse.

Because why not?

>>1006970
finesse is at 0 so some practice wouldn't hurt

also... this wouldn't happen to be a certain squirrel bitch throwing an acorn at us?

>>1006970
Finesse

>>1006998
Her? Being that open in such a public place when half the city-state wants her dead for her constant gossip and bitchiness? I hope so.

Glass shatters a second later, I hear it falling to the ground as everything starts to move slower and slower, I glance over and see a red shape flying towards me, almost like a picture. I reach up, trying to catch it before it can slam into my face, whatever it is. Not sure if I have enough time to catch it, and I really don't think I'm fast enough to catch it.
-
19=success
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I feel the impact through my wrist, as the brick that was just flying at my face stops in mid air, cracking under my grip as I look up from the broken glass

I sigh, my breath rising like smoke as I see who the fuck threw this at me, a little tan, tabby marked cat girl, wearing a black and red shirt without a patch missing on the back...about the right size for a really fucking retarded looking fish bone

What do I do?
[] Unleash the dragon and fucking chase after her, through the glass
[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*
[] toss the brick up, and use my tail like a bat to hit her with it 1d20+might
[] crush it in my hand, and go get the eggs
[] GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY....cat
[]Give the brick to tim and tell him someone broke the window
[] calmly walk after her and see where she runs
[] write in

>>1007037
>[] crush it in my hand, and go get the eggs
>[] GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY....cat

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1007037
>[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1007037
>[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*
>[] GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY....cat

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1007037
>[] Unleash the dragon and fucking chase after her, through the glass
>[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*
>[] GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY....cat

Let's go bitch.

>>1007037
>Throw the brick at her
>calmly walk after her and see where she runs
Don't just run after her like an idiot, she's going to lead us into an ambush.

Rolled (1d00)

>>1007037
>[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1007080
Ahhhhhhg stupid phone, stupid dice

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1007037
>[] Throw the brick at her 1d100 *With a bonus due to high might*

"GET BACK HERE!" I roar angrily, raising my foot to stomp it down as rage builds up insides me like a embers growing into a raging inferno "YOU FUCKING PUSSY...Cat"

She keeps running, leaping over the small stream, and turning around as I snap the brick in half, staring at her through the open window, tossing the smaller half behind me, quickly snapping the edges off with my claws as I see her eyes go wide, the hair on her tail raising up as I pull my hands back like I'm going to throw a baseball.

Slapping my hand on the edge of the brick, I toss it, throwing myself forward, and using my tail to keep my balance, the brick ripping through the air, making a loud Swwwtch noise as it flies at the tiny cat girl like a bullet

WHACK

Her eyes close as she yowls in pain, the brick shattering on her leg, leaving a big red mark on it as she falls into the stream with a thud and weak whimper.

I snort, snapping my tail and crossing my arms as I step over the broken glass

"I told you to come back" I say calmly as she clutches her leg, wailing and crying in the water.

"W..wait please don't hurt me" She whinges as I walk closer to her, as other monster girls turn to look at us "I didn't want to do it, they said I had to if I wanted to get the patch"

What do I do?
[]rip her jacket off
[] pretend its a game
[] ask why the fuck she through the brick at me
[] pick her up, make sure I didn't hurt her too badly
[] interrogate her via swirley
[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
[] Awww, did poor kitty get hurt
[] sorry, really need to work on my managing my anger
[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen
[] Oh...oh shit are you okay? Sorry about that
[] write in

>>1007139
>[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen
>[]rip her jacket off
>[] ask why the fuck she through the brick at me
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot

>>1007139
>[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot

>>1007139
>[] Oh, don't worry. I won't hurt you. In fact, I have a message for you to bring back; next cat fucks with me, I turn them into lunch. Got it?

>>1007139
Bring her to Tim and tell him that she broke his window

>>1007139
>[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen
>[]rip her jacket off
>[] pick her up, make sure I didn't hurt her too badly
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
we can then proceed to use her as a living flail

>>1007139
>[] ask why the fuck she through the brick at me
>[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
>[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen

>>1007139
>[] ask why the fuck she through the brick at me
>[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
>[] Awww, did poor kitty get hurt

>The fuck do you mean "patch"?

And suddenly the gang of catgirls are drug dealers, great.

>>1007139
>Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
Use your past experience to guess at how much she would squeal if you started roughing her up.

>>1007163
probably a membership or "protection" patch rather than a narcotic. basically she's either an initiate member and thus expendable as dragon bait or someone they're extorting with the promise of a badge/patch which tells the gang not to hassle her which such gangs usually sell at a high price

>>1007163
She means that they would let her in the gang. That kind of "patch".

>>1007139
>[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
>[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen

>>1007163
>And suddenly the gang of catgirls are drug dealers
Pretty sure they mean a patch you sew on your clothing.

>>1007169
>>1007170

Ah, that makes more sense. I don't know why my mind automatically thought drugs, weird. And now I pity her slightly less.

also... I'm remembering a stupidly heavy cat from norse mythology... iirc it was part of a set of trials a group of giants made thor do, its just looked like a large cat but somehow its weight was tied to either the world tree or somethign else really heavy via magic.

>>1007139
>[] interrogate her via swirley
>[] Are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded
>[] Oh, I know this trick, they're in the bushes aren't they? I know how to beat some stronger and tougher than me, you always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot
>[] you threw a rock at a dragon, retard, what did you think was going to happen

Also, next one we catch, we break an arm.
They won't stop until we show we mean business.

"You threw a rock at a dragon, retard" I say stopping a good few feet from the blackberry bushes growing along the street "What did you think was going to happen"

She looks up at me, covered in mud and tears as she tries to drag herself and her leg out of the water, looking all miserable and wet like a kitten left in a box on a rainy day. Her leg is already bruising nastily, with a brown ring around it and a cut in the center of it.

"I wasn't trying to hurt you, I was just said to send a message" She says weakly, her entire body shaking as she yowls under her breath hissing as I step towards her, as she tries to make herself look bigger than she actually is, I put my foot back and she glares at me "You insulted one of our members and our colors, it was just to teach you some damn respect you wingless freak"

"Tch, frehehehe" I giggle, and then chuckle, and then laugh louder and louder, hanging my head back and looking at the cloud filled sky "ahahaHAHAHAHAAAaaaaa, are you guys really so salty that I called your jackets retarded"

"Its our pride dammit" She hisses as I smirk "Not like you know what that is you over grown lizard

"But you don't wear one" I say flatly, as she blushes and snarls at me, her ears standing straight up "And I know the trick you're trying to pull, they're in the bushes right?"

I stare at the ones in front of me, which rustle as the cat girl looks down at them, mewling weakling.

"Girls? Help?" the cat girl whines "it isn't working, you said she'd just run after me if I kept being mean...help? girls?"

"I know how to beat someone stronger and tougher than me" I say calmly as I walk closer to her, digging my claws in the wet mud as I stuff my hands in my hoodie's pouch "You always attack in a group, unless you're an idiot"

the cat girl sniffles, her face covered in snot.

I hear a crackle of electricity, as a cat girl in a black hoodie leaps over the bushes, her pants soaked in mud as she holds a tazer up like a sword

What do I do?
[] glare her down as she zaps me 1d20+durability
[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might
[] Grab her 1d20+finesse
[] step to the side, grab her by her tail and elbow her face 1d100
[]Headbutt 1d100
[] Man, like seriously I said it...three times to your faces, are you this desperate for respect? Why not hang round some mousegirls then eh?
[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
[] tch, I just wanted to get some eggs
[] write in

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1007248
>[] Man, like seriously I said it...three times to your faces, are you this desperate for respect? Why not hang round some mousegirls then eh?
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
>[]Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1007248
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1007248
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1007248
>[] glare her down as she zaps me 1d20+durability
>[] Man, like seriously I said it...three times to your faces, are you this desperate for respect? Why not hang round some mousegirls then eh?
>[] tch, I just wanted to get some eggs
>[]Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1007248
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1007248
>[] Man, like seriously I said it...three times to your faces, are you this desperate for respect? Why not hang round some mousegirls then eh?
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might

>>1007248
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might
>[] tch, I just wanted to get some eggs

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1007272

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1007248
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
>[] tch, I just wanted to get some eggs
>[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1007283

>>1007248
[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
[] glare her down as she zaps me 1d20+durability

We should really recite Smaug's Boast at one point in this fight.

>>1007295
"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!"
that one.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1007248
>[]A tazer? Really, not chains or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?! come on
>[] glare her down as she zaps me 1d20+durability
Wait, is she using a tazer or a stun gun? Because if it's a tazer she could have shot us from the bushes.

>>1007320
considering its already making a sparking noise... the one thats close range (it still confuses me that tazer is the ranged one and stun gun is the close quarters one, or am I getting that wrong again?)

>>1007317
Preferably spoken like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kl6vqiBU6U

"A Tazer really?" I giggle, smiling as I snap my tail again, as I watch the sparks fly and light up my face "Just a tazer?"

She says nothing, her face looking grim in her the shadows her hood makes, with a scar under her eye, that looks like it came from a claw rather than a knife. To say the least, I'm not impressed, she's putting on a fearless, face, which is easy enough to do, especially when you think you can beat the hell out of whoever's standing in front of you.

But all she has is a tazer, which has shitting reach, and I have my tail, which is bigger than her body I'm pretty sure

Snap
-
18+9=27= great success!
-

I whip my tail around, twisting my hips around as she falls down, slamming it into her side as she falls and drops her tazer. I basically spike her into the ground, but she lands on her feet, clutching where I hit her as she glares up at me

"Really?" I ask, leaning over her as she sits there, in pain "Not chains, or some knuckledusters? Not even a bat?!"

I get closer to her and snarl, barely lifting my lips

"Come on" I say with a huff as I lean back, and she snarls.

I hear more footsteps behind me, and she gets on all fours, wiggling her butt as she gets ready to pounce

What do I do?
[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*
[] smash one of the now dried and dead bushes, scattering thorns everywhere 1d20+str
[] Endure their attacks as I insult them and tease them 1d20+durability
[] swing my tail around hitting as many of them as I can 1d100
[] Stomp my feet into the muddy dirt 1d20+str
[] Dodge as she leaps at me 1d20+finesse
[] Grab her, throw her at her friends 1d100
[] write in

>>1007326
Yeah, since why would they call stun guns guns when they don't shoot
its like they mixed up the names

but yeah its a stun gun

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1007345
>[] Stomp my feet into the muddy dirt 1d20+str
>[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*

Time for a mud bath!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1007345
>[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1007349

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1007345
>Grab her, throw her at her friends 1d100
We've been brawling with monstergirls since before we transformed, and now we're a fucking dragon.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1007345
>[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>1007345
>[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*
>[] Grab her, throw her at her friends 1d100
>I Am Nidhoggr, My scales are likes ten fold shields, my teeth are like swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, and my breath? DEATH

>>1007378
We don't have a breath attack though.

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>>1007375
fuckin hell, these rolls

>>1007345
>[] Yell, really loudly, actually roar 1d100 *Dragon bonus*

"My voice is Thunder!"

>>1007383
Are you SURE about that? A roar that cracks the earth and bursts the ears still counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rabpUZte0
-

I growl, feeling my throat burn as I glare down at the cat girl, who black ears sticking through her hoodie as snarl at her, growling as I opening my mouth, steam rising from my lips and fangs as I clench them, and rear back as she begins to pounce. Sucking air in through my fangs, I open my mouth, taking a deep breath sounding like a industrial vacuum as I pucker my lips. Clenching my hands into fists, and raise them over my head, sucking air down and making my chest ache as I push it out and harden my stomach, my tail whipping around as I bend my legs and lower down.

Smacking my chest with my fists I open my mouth and let out an ear piercing and glass shaking roar, with the sound of cracking thunder. The air around me bending and snapping as I scream with all the might I can summon. the mud ripples under me as I hear a dog girl whining loudly, and a harpy tumble out of the sky.

The cat girls yowl, trying to cover their ears as I continue to roar, making them shake on the ground as I sigh, and close my mouth, smirking as they curl up, mewling in pain.

I see the alarune from earlier, looking at me in shock, her bee girl friends standing protectively in front of me, as the harpy gets up looks around in confusion, and totters away.
-
"What....is that?" a monster girl from far across the city said, looking up at the sky as a distant echoing roar reached her ears, in the burrow she hid in "that sounds....familiar...very familiar...hmmm"
the girl huddled under the dirt suspiciously, hiding herself
-
"Oh?" A slime girl says in many voices, her body jiggling as she paused and stared up on the horizon "another legend?"
-
"Sounds too far above ground for him" A giant girl with blue skin snorted "Far too high for him"

with a snort she continued on
-
"Sis?" Pamela asked, looking up at the sky on the beach, pulling up her sun glasses as she heard a deep guttural roar on the air, she frowned, and saw a little kid swimming a bit to deep, and blew on her whistle as she rushed to pull the kid back to safety
-

I sigh, and rub my throat, snorting as smoke flows out of my nostril

"Ah come on" I say pocking the girl with the hoodie in the stomach "I wasn't that loud"

"WHO THE HELL IS SCREAMING" A very loud voice screams, making me turn to the door, seeing the bear girl from early, with steam flying from her ears

"Mom please" Tim says from behind his counter, hiding behind it as the bear scans the garden

What do I do?
[] Flee, to safety! *burrow*
[] Blame the cat girls 1d20+guile
[] IT was me, what you gonna do about it
[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you
[]Shrug, and try to look innocent
[]look around, and try to walk away without her chewing my ear off
[] Apologize and promise not to do it again
[] write in

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you
Shit eating grin.

>>1007440
>[]Shrug, and try to look innocent
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you
>I got a bit annoyed because they're a bunch of 3rd rate wannabe gang bangers

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you
>[]look around, and try to walk away without her chewing my ear off

And you said Nifhogg didn't have a breath attack HM.

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you
>[]Shrug, and try to look innocent

>>1007440
>[]They broke your window, I was just catching them for you

Her bloodshot eyes fall on me, and I feel a chill go down my spine, but I don't pay attention to it, I'm used to getting into trouble like this. Its basically routine for me, still, don't need to piss off the owner right now ....so I need to find a way to make her angrier at someone who isn't me.

I grin a shit eating grin, and stuff my hands in my hoodie's pouch. The bear stoms closer to me, Snarling and making the other girls try and get into the inn as fast as they can.

"I'm guessing your the one who" She says slowly as I look up at her calmly and clear my throat, pointing at the cat girls

"They broke your window" I say sweetly, as she takes a sharp breath and begins to growl, her furry hands balling into fists as her face distorts with rage "I was just catching the for you"

"They broke my" She says, looking to my right and gasping as she roars herself, and sighs smiling sweetly as she grabs the hoodie cat by the tail "they broke my....come on, I'm calling the cops you little thugs"

"Nyaaaaooooooh" the hoodie cat wails weakly "We'll get you back for this you damn lizard"

What do I do?
[] ask If I can keep one and see if pets are allowed
[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
[] Call jessie and brag
[] apologize to the other girls
[]get a drink of water, since my throat really hurt
[] light a smoke, and relax before I get the eggs yvette needs
[] write in

>>1007489
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get

>>1007489
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
>[] apologize to the other girls

Sorry about the whole sonic boom thing, do you have any eggs?

>>1007489
>[] ask If I can keep one and see if pets are allowed
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
>[] Call jessie and brag
>[] apologize to the other girls


>Yeah sorry, that was way more awesome than I though it'd be

>>1007489
>[] apologize to the other girls
>[]get a drink of water, since my throat really hurt
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get

>>1007489
>[] ask If I can keep one and see if pets are allowed
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
>[] apologize to the other girls

>>1007489
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
>[] Call jessie and brag

>>1007489
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
>[] Call jessie and brag
>[] apologize to the other girls
>[]get a drink of water, since my throat really hurt

>>1007489
>[]get a drink of water, since my throat really hurt
>[] apologize to the other girls
>[] get the eggs, I was trying to get

>>1007489
[] get the eggs, I was trying to get
[] apologize to the other girls
[]get a drink of water, since my throat really hurt

"Sorry for doing that" I say scratching the back of my head as the bee girls keep glaring at me, and the little dog girl from early snarls at me from behind the inn door "And probably deafening a few of you, I'll try not to do it again"

"Don't worry about it" the kitsune says with a smile as the Alarune smiles, not saying a word as she shakes, like she's still hearing me screaming and making a fool of myself, I huff, feeling myself blushing again as I turn to walk back into the in through the hole in the hallway.

Now, lets get some eggs, shouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to part with an egg or two, and if worse comes to worse, I could always just go out and

"ow' I whine, as an acorn hits my head, I turn to see who threw it

"Smile for the camera!"

roll 1d20+guile

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1007542
Whozzat?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1007542

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1007542

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1007542
OH YOU FUCKING BITCH

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1007542

>>1007542
Rattatoskr you bitch

>>1007542
Remove Ratatoskr.

Nothing good ever came of that little shit. Nidhoggr should have just eaten his scrawny ass long ago.

>>1007566
I'm pretty sure he tried, as did the eagle. Rattatosk is a crafty little shit if nothing else though.

>>1007566
We can eat her in other ways when she joins Ygg's harem

I turn right back around, and raise my tail to obscure the camera's flash as I walk forward, yeah not dealing with someone else taking my picture, I dealt with that enough at school. I swear, the only thing that got that little annoying bitch away from me was when she caught cryptid fever and....wait a second, I know that voice....I know that voice...
I KNOW THAT VOICE

"ROWEN!" I his angrily as I turn back around, and see that damn annoying freckled face, those thick glasses!, that newsboys cap covering up her short red hair and ugly grey scarf...and bushy tail, buck teeth and ... fluffy legs

"Heya May, glad to see your still terroizing people smaller than ya" She says putting her tongue under her buck teeth as her tiny furry ears twitch"Now don't be so grumpy, give me a nice big...."

What do I say
[] Sorry for breaking your face all those times, and...other things, just look, trying to turn over a new leaf here you annoying little...just lets put the past behind us
[] "Oh, you got your teeth filed down"
[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
[] *Cracks knuckles* "Remember what happened last time you saw me Rowen?"
[]"Fuck" Bite her camera in half "Off"
[] Leave me alone, trying to be a better person
[].....Oh, I nearly forgot about you pest *smack her with my tail*, try and keep it that way
[]....always wanted to try squirrel
[]Getting eggs so my roommate can bake a cake, please fuck off
[]Leave, now *crush camera*
[].....*punch her in her face*
[] write in

>>1007593
I really need to remember where the end of the bold mark is

>>1007593
....always wanted to try squirrel

>>1007586
>[] *Cracks knuckles* "Remember what happened last time you saw me Rowen?"
>[]"Fuck" Bite her camera in half "Off"

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
>[]....always wanted to try squirrel

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
>[]Getting eggs so my roommate can bake a cake, please fuck off

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
[]....always wanted to try squirrel

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
>[] *Cracks knuckles* "Remember what happened last time you saw me Rowen?"
>[]"Fuck" Bite her camera in half "Off"
>[] Leave me alone, trying to be a better person
>[].....Oh, I nearly forgot about you pest *smack her with my tail*, try and keep it that way
>[].....*punch her in her face*

Old instincts die REALLY hard. As for the bold mark thing, it almost seems like Nidhoggs soul is rising to the fore at the return of his greatest enemy. So there's that.

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
>[] Leave me alone, trying to be a better person
>[]Getting eggs so my roommate can bake a cake, please fuck off

>>1007593
>I always knew you were a RAT bastard

>>1007593
>[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
>[]....always wanted to try squirrel

>>1007615
>at the return of his greatest enemy
Ratatosk and Nidhogr aren't enemies at all. Its Vedrfolnir, the hawk (sometimes eagle) who is his rival and Ratatosk is transmiting their taunts to eachother and egging them on with his own gossip

>>1007593
[] "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL, YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"
[] *Cracks knuckles* "Remember what happened last time you saw me Rowen?"
[]"Fuck" Bite her camera in half "Off"

>>1007630
>transmitting their taunts to each other
There wasn't any bad blood between Nidhoggr and Vidofnir before Ratatoskr started making shit up about what one of them said about the other.

>>1007630
I thought Rata was just making all of that up so that they would destroy Yggdrasil to kill each other?

>>1007593
>[]Getting eggs so my roommate can bake a cake, please fuck off
Enough complications.

>>1007593
>[]Getting eggs so my roommate can bake a cake, please fuck off

>>1007634
>There wasn't any bad blood between Nidhoggr and Vidofnir before Ratatoskr started making shit up about what one of them said about the other.
You're kinda reading a bit too much into like, three verses between both Eddas worth of material on these characters. All we actually got is that Rataosk is messenger for their taunts and a line about slanderous gossip which "could" be read as being Ratatosk also making shit up.

>>1007650
>slanderous gossip
...You do know that slander is, by definition, false?

Ratatoskr was responsible for the "slanderous gossip."

>>1007660
You're missing the point, it says nowhere Rataosk is the one making up slanderous gossip, it could just as easily be the slanderous gossip they say about and to eachother.

>>1007660
Its also bsides the point I was making anyway, which is that neither Nidhöggr nor Vidofnir have any beef with Rataoskr, they hav beef with eachother (possibly because of Rataoskr, but as I said, thats just one way you can choose to read it).
Neither of them have anything against Rataoskr.

>>1007664
>He tells slanderous gossip, provoking the eagle and Nidhogg
It seems pretty clear to me.

>>1007680
Well, no matter what Ratatosk is an annoying little bitch whose sole purpose is to antagonize Nidhogg and Vidofnir into destroying Yggdrasil to get to each other. If there was a person whose sole purpose in life was to annoy the shit out of you and blame it on some other guy you've never even met, wouldn't you want to kill him?

>>1007690
>wouldn't you want to kill him?
Except neither of them know what Ratatoskr is doing, otherwise it wouldn't be working, now would it?

Also technically speaking the antagonist of Nidhoggr is the eagle between whos eyes Vidofnir sits, so you think HM will use that one or have some amnesiac nameless harpy?

regardless of the mythology, may has prior history with rowen which seems to be plenty of reason for animosity.

I grin widely and show my fangs, huffing through them as I chuckle and angrily shout "I KNEW YOU'D TURN INTO A SQUIRREL YOU NOSY LITTLE BITCH"

Flash

"And there, perfect picture for the cover story" She says with a wide grin as she flashes the camera, blinding me for a second as she cackles "Dragon terrorizes peaceful forest retreat, terrifies residents"

"You really were born with a lack of self preservation, weren't you" I say as I lower my head and glare venomously at her "Honestly, you'd think you'd learn to stop making shit up about me after enough beatings"

"Hey most of it was true" She says, dodging out of my grasp as she scrambles up the glass hallway "Like, Local bully attacks intrepid reporter or, local bully caught smoking behind bleachers or"

"Annoying pest tied to the flag pole and hoisted into the air for taking too many pictures" I say, narrowing my eyes as she smiles smugly "Local pest found duct taped to bathroom stall"

"Horrible human being kicks dog girls" She says pursing her lips

"One time" I growl angrily as she cackles "And she ran under my legs"

"And you threatened her afterwards" Rowen says wagging her finger in the air "Really most of my stories were complete fact"

"Local bully eats babies?" I ask rasing my eyebrow as she turns pale and turns away "Local bully working for cabal of demon girls?"

"April fools articles' She says quickly 'Hey, it was just a good bit of fun, and besides you to admit you deserved most of it"

"Yeah, never denied any of it besides the bullshit" I say looking for a way to get up to her "But you also made up a lot of that to piss me off"

"You were the one who started it" She huffs, raising her camera again "Dragon seeks to devour defenseless squirrel"

"Because you wouldn't get out of my hair" I growl, trying not to get any madder, since I have shit I need to do "Everything I did to you, you brought on yourself"

"Breaking someone's camera is a little overzealous for normal revenge" she cries out, puffing her cheeks out as I frown and hiss

"It is when said camera was used to take a picture of me in the locker room" I say, my eye twitching as she chuckles "No wait there while I find a big enough stick to hit you with"

A door cracks open behind me

"Ah, May" Yvette says happily as she spots me and I turn and smile when I see here "There you are, I was starting to get worried after all that noise and came to check to make sure you were alright"

"Ah yeah, sorry got distracted by some annoying little" I begin before I see Rowen smile and hang down the side of the hallway

"Hey Yvy" She says happily, a chill going down my spine as Yvette waves and smiles

"Oh Rowen" She says warmly "I thought you were still trying to hide from the owner"

"Er...among other things" the little pest says turning away as Yvette smiles happily

"Oh, right, I should introduce you two" She says cheerfully as both me and the squirrel turn pale
cont

>>1007695
I only have a very basic knowledge of Norse mythology if I'm being honest, so I wouldn't know. But, in the context of this quest alone, Rata was talking to Nidhogg directly while he was just minding his own business eating Yggs roots, as seen in May's dream. And she clearly knows and hate this Rowen chick, so it's almost like destiny in that regard.

What do I do?
[] Pretend to be too focused on getting eggs to do it now
[] tell her we already know eachother
[] play nice for my new friend, and try not to crush rowen's hand
[] Explain rowen's and my past
[]Pretend she said she'd help me, and drag the pest away
[] *internal screaming*
[] Actually try to be nice to her
[] Ask how the fuck she can be friends with someone like her
[] write in

>>1007695
I have plans

>>1007714
>[] *internal screaming*
>[] Pretend to be too focused on getting eggs to do it now
>[] tell her we already know eachother