SoL shenanigans time?

When do we split the party and take Kori to go solo King Cold, and let the Dark Nimbus get poofed

I'm not bitter about EQ, but it is very funny how bipolar anons are

>>1027247
And the salt continues

>>1027260
Where?

>>1027254
Anon, pls, don't instigate

>>1027251
Maybe

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>>1027262
I'M SO FUCKING READY

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Yiss.

I need to take the pain off the EQ shitstorm. This is exactly what the doctor ordered.

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MY BODY IS READY.

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"No thanks, I need to find Doctor Briefs," you tell your mother-in-law.

"Okay, sweetie, you have fun," she tells you sweetly.

You get up and leave the kitchen, checking on Trunks first, and finding that he's still asleep. With everything alright, you go to find the Doctor.

He's in his lab, of course, searching through shelves and drawers, moving calmly through the room while several of the other scientists watch him in a panic. Most of them look like they want to say something to the good Doctor, but others look almost as if this is a normal occurrence around here. You suppose they're just used to his eccentricities.

"Now, where could it be?" Briefs mutters to himself as he continues his search.

>A. Ask what he's looking for

>B. Leave the room and hope that this sorts itself out

>C. Go find a phone and give Bulma a call

>D. Check on Yamcha

>E. Something else

>>1027282
>A. Ask what he's looking for

>>1027282
>>A. Ask what he's looking for
>C. Go find a phone and give Bulma a call

>>1027282

>A.

>>1027282
>A. Ask what he's looking for
>E. Is it the remote for the TV? Because I can't find that either.

>>1027282
>>A. Ask what he's looking for

>>1027288
>>1027292
"What are you looking for?" you ask, approaching Doctor Briefs.

"Hmm?" he turns toward you. "Oh, Tofoo my boy, maybe you could help me out. I seem to have misplaced one of my new capsule prototypes. I've been looking all over, but I can't find it anywhere....."

He pauses, rubbing his chin. "I hope I didn't drop it in my cappuccino by accident."

Several of the scientists groan.

>A. Ask where he last remembers having it

>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it

>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was

>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around

>E. Something else

>>1027317
>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was
>A. Ask where he last remembers having it

>>1027317

>A.
>C.
>B.
>D.

That order. Get the info, then ask Bulma to double check before helping in the search.

>>1027317
>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was
>A. Ask where he last remembers having it
>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it
>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around
>E. Something else
Go look for Oloong, he might have seen something similar to the capsule since he's outside most of the time.

>>1027317
>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was
>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it

>>1027317
>>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it
Bulma and her father have swapped capsules by mistake before

>>1027317
>A. Ask where he last remembers having it

>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was

>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around

>>1027326
>>1027323
>>1027345
"What kind of Capsule was it?" you ask him.

"Oh, it was a new airship prototype," Doctor Briefs explains. "Largest and fastest model yet, it could transport an entire warehouse full of stuff."

Okay, that sounds potentially useful. "Where do you last remember having it?"

"Well, let me think...." he says, stroking his chin. "I think it was....no.....but...no it was...no, that's not right either.....oh, yes, it was when Krillin came and told all of us to leave the city earlier today. I set it down someplace around here. At least, I thought I did."

"I'll give Bulma a call and see if she has it," you tell him, leaving the lab and looking for a phone.

Upon finding one, you dial the number for Bulma's airship, hoping to catch her while she's piloting it. Unfortunately, there's no answer.

Sighing, you hang up the phone, noticing a pretty blonde woman in a lab coat walking down the hallway in your direction.

She looks at your face, and gives a disappointed frown. "I guess Doctor Briefs can't find that Capsule, can he?"

>A. Ask who she is

>B. Is she looking for it, too?

>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes

>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it

>E. Something else

>>1027397
>>A. Ask who she is

>>1027397
>A. Ask who she is
>B. Is she looking for it, too?
>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it

>>1027397
>A. Ask who she is
>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes
>E. Something else
Go check out the security camera station, pretty sure one of the camera's might have recorded something.

>>1027397
>A. Ask who she is
>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes
>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it

>>1027397
>>A. Ask who she is
>>B. Is she looking for it, too?

>>1027411
>>1027422
>>1027416
>>1027412
"Who are you?" you ask the woman.

She offers you a smile. "I'm Haley, I'm one of the Capsule Corp Scientists. You're Tofoo, right? Nice to finally meet you. Sorry your father-in-law can't find his capsule."

"It's alright, he misplaces things sometimes," you tell her.

She chuckles. "I guess even brilliant minds have their failings. Anyway, I've got to get back to the lab. I'll see you later."

She walks past you, making her way toward the lab, and leaving you to your own devices.

You decide to take a look around your room, just in case your wife decided to tinker with the capsule in her spare time. Upon returning to your room, you find that stupid train show still running on the television, and with the remote no place to be found, you're forced to listen to it as you search for the capsule.

You don't find it.

>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something

>B. Go check on Trunks

>C. See if you can track down Oolong; maybe he'll know

>D. Go back to the lab

>E. Something else

>>1027459
>B. Go check on Trunks
>D. Go back to the lab

>>1027459
>B. Go check on Trunks
>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something

>>1027459
>>B. Go check on Trunks
>>C. See if you can track down Oolong; maybe he'll know

>>1027462
>>1027465
>>1027467
I mean fuck at least we have our priorities straight

>>1027459
>B. Go check on Trunks
>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something

>>1027459
>>B. Go check on Trunks
>>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something

>>1027473
Gotta make sure this doesn't end up turning into a Twilight Zone type of deal if it turns out that train cartoon is becoming sentient.

>>1027475
>>1027488
>>1027465
Before anything else, you go to check on your son, finding him sleeping soundly in his crib. Oddly enough, you find the remote in there as well. You aren't sure how it got there, but at least you can turn that damn show off now.

As you grab the remote, your son wakes up, beginning to cry. He looks up toward you, tears in his eyes, and a terrible smell coming from his body.

Oh no.

>A. Change his diaper

>B. Call Mrs. Briefs to handle this

>C. Something else

>>1027503
>A. Change his diaper

>>1027503
>A. Change his diaper
Time for our greatest challenge.

>>1027503
>A. Change his diaper

Ready to botch the roll on this one?

>>1027503
>A. Change his diaper

>>1027503
>>A. Change his diaper
Just so we can say "I DIDN'T CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT FOR NOTHING" in the future.

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>>1027505
>>1027508
>>1027511
>>1027513
ROLL

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1027525

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1027525

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1027525

>>1027533
>>1027528
>>1027527
It's smelly, dirty work, but you push yourself through it all, successfully changing Trunks's diaper while keeping the mess to a minimum. When you finish, your son laughs happily, holding his hands up toward you, wanting to be held.

>A. Take him with you

>B. Leave him here

>C. Something else

O cool this is up. Reading through Lord Slug saga right now. Be with you guys next time.

>>1027539
>A. Take him with you

>>1027539
>>A. Take him with you
We don't have to constantly check up on him this way

>>1027539
>>A. Take him with you

>>1027539
>A. Take him with you
wash hands first

>>1027539
>A. Take him with you

The shit you put up with...

>>1027539
>A. Take him with you

>>1027547
>>1027546
After washing your hands, you pick up your son, who smiles happily as you carry him out of the room, making your way back downstairs. If you remember correctly, the security room is down the hall from the lab, and maybe the cameras caught something.

When you reach the security room, you find nobody inside of it, which strikes you as odd. You're pretty sure there's supposed to be somebody watching the monitors. What's even worse, the security system seems to have been tampered with, leaving you with no way of telling what happened.

Though, this seems to confirm that Doctor Briefs didn't just misplace his capsule.

Trunks looks around the room curiously, but offers no answers.

>A. Head for the lab

>B. Go back to your room

>C. Go to the weapon's lab

>D. Go to the vault

>E. Something else

>>1027580
>A. Head for the lab

>>1027580
>A. Head for the lab

>>1027580
>>A. Head for the lab
Maybe its because of the Scooby-doo thread on /v/ last night, but i think we have mystery on our hands here gang

>>1027580
>A. Head for the lab
>C. Go to the weapon's lab
>D. Go to the vault
>E. Look around the place something isn't right

>>1027580
>>A. Head for the lab
Anybody remember that blonde?

>>1027594
Yeah, her name wasn't a food pun so i was feeling a little suspicious, i think we stumbled upon some corporate sabotage

>>1027597
or at very least too normal for dragonball

>>1027597
Nah, she's just a diversion. The real culprit was the t.v., I mean the remote mysteriously moved by it self and I'm pretty sure we couldn't turn it off in the last thread.

>>1027617
Some sort of Electric Virus Demon, hmm, that would explain why the system seems tampered and the TV wouldn't turn off

>>1027585
>>1027587
>>1027591
There's really nothing to do other than head for the lab, and you carry Trunks that way, finding Doctor Briefs and his other scientists taking notes and drawing up schematics, seeming to have moved past the search for the Capsule.

Trunks gasps happily, reaching toward his grandfather, and Doctor Briefs turns toward the sound, smiling.

"Ah, Trunks, my boy, have you come to help your grandfather work?" Doctor Briefs asks his grandchild.

Trunks answers by laughing.

A few of the scientists come over to say hello to Trunks, but when one of them gets close, Trunks stares at him and begins to cry.

The man flinches, stepping back and looking at your son with a mixture of surprise and irritation.

"Oh, don't worry about Newman," one of the scientists tells Trunks with a chuckle. "His face isn't nice to look at, but he's an okay guy."

The other scientists laugh, save Newman, who glares at the one who made the joke as if he plans to shoot him.

>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule

>B. Ask Newman if he usually has trouble with kids

>C. Take Trunks for a walk out in the city

>D. Take Trunks for a walk through the atrium

>E. Head to the vault

>F. Head for the weapon's lab

>G. Something else

>>1027627
>B. Ask Newman if he usually has trouble with kids
>E. Head to the vault
It's a whodunnit mystery

>>1027627
>>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule
>G. Something else
Maybe it's because i was raised in the woods, but the i think somethings wrong with the security system

>>1027635
This

>>1027627
>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule
>G. Tell him somebody tampered with the security station
>E. Head to the vault

>>1027627
>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule
>G. Something else
Security station is empty and someone took advantage to mess with the security system.
>E. Head to the vault

>>1027635
>>1027639
>>1027646
"Did you find the Capsule?" you ask Doctor Briefs.

"Afraid not, but I'm sure it'll turn up sooner or later," the Doctor tells you.

Newman laughs. "This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Remember when you lost the motorcycle, and Lazuli found one of your cats chewing on it?"

"Hmm....yes, I think I remember that one," Doctor Briefs tells him. "Anywho, I'll ask her to take a look for it later, I think she's with her boyfriend, so we might want to leave her alone."

"You know, maybe it's because I was raised in the woods, but I think something's wrong with the security station," you comment. "It looks like somebody was tampering with it."

The scientists exchange looks, seeming surprised.

"Wasn't Boris there?" Haley asks.

"Boris?" you repeat.

"The security guard," Newman explains.

You shake your head. "The station was empty."

"Gerald, can you take a look at it?" Doctor Briefs asks.

One of the scientists shrugs. "I can try, but didn't Old Gus build that thing? I'm not sure I'll be able to do much."

"Then get Old Gus," Newman tells him. "He's usually out in the atrium."

"Alright," Gerald sighs, heading outside of the lab.

>A. Ask who Old Gus is

>B. Go to the vault

>C. Go to the weapon's lab

>D. Take Trunks back to your room

>E. Go for a walk

>F. Something else

>>1027687
>A. Ask who Old Gus is
>B. Go to the vault
Might as well check if anything else got stolen
and if not, then
>E. Go for a walk

>>1027687
>>B. Go to the vault
We Legacy of Goku now?

>>1027687
>>A. Ask who Old Gus is
>>B. Go to the vault
Part of me wants to put Trunks back, but mysteries are perfect bonding time, besides if we can't handle some random spy/infiltrator with our hands tied, no amount of training can save us

>>1027702
>Put Trunks back

Bulma probably wouldn't go for that

>>1027711
Oh you, and checked

>>1027697
>>1027700
>>1027702
"Who's Old Gus?" you ask.

"Oh, Gus is an old friend," Doctor Briefs answers. "We used to work together and build radios in the garage. When I started Capsule Corp, I gave him a job. He programmed the security system, designed the atrium, and even built me a stereo system for my bedroom."

Deciding to leave your father-in-law to his work, you take Trunks and head for the Vault. If you know Bulma, she probably stashed the Black Star Balls here, along with a considerable amount of other valuables. Entering the password, you're able to go inside, finding everything in order, and no signs of any break-in.

Trunks tries to grab one of the Dragonballs as you pass them, crying when he's unable to reach the orb.

>A. Let him take one for now

>B. Leave it

>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city

>D. Head to your room

>E. Something else

>>1027736
>B. Leave it
>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city
Lets see if we can find him a dinosaur that can ride a ball.

>>1027750
Toriyama, please

>>1027736
>>B. Leave it
>>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city

>>1027736
>A. Let him take one for now
>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city

>>1027750
>>1027766
Making your son leave the ball behind for the moment, you leave the vault, carrying Trunks out of Capsule Corp and taking him for a walk around the city.

West City is as bustling as ever, even more so since that wish on the Black Star Balls brought back people killed by King Piccolo three centuries ago. Trunks seems a bit overwhelmed by all of the people, his little head turning to check out every person or animal he sees, eyes wide as he tries to take everything in.

You spot some signs advertising various products, and one for some guy named Mr. Satan, saying that he's become champion of some large tournament in the region. One of these days, you'll probably have to go back to competing in tournaments.

As you pass an alleyway, you hear a voice.

"Hey, ain't you that Tofoo guy?"

Turning your head, you see a man armed with a gun step from the shadows, taking aim at Trunks, who just stares back at him blankly.

"Yeah, you're that martial artist, lives at Capsule Corp," he says. "Listen up, moneybags, give me five million zeni, or I'm gonna have to put some holes in junior here."

>A. Knock him out

>B. Kill him

>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around

>D. Something else

>>1027807
>A. Knock him out
While shielding Trunks with the other free hand.

>>1027807
>>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around
>>D. Something else
Kick the gun out of his hand while keeping hold of Trunks

>>1027807
>>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around
>A. Knock him out
just a quick tap to the jaw

>>1027807
>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around

Nothing bounds a father and son more then TRUE VIOLENCE!

>>1027865
True

>>1027807
>A. Knock him out
>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around

I'm tempted to kill him.
But doing that in front of our son is just bad.

>>1027819
>>1027817
>>1027811
"I'm not carrying five million zeni," you tell him calmly before kicking the gun right out of his hand, sending it flying into the air and giving you an easy opening to knock the man out with another kick.

Trunks laughs, clapping his hands together as he watches the man fall unconscious to the ground. A few passersby stop and stare, but you just continue on with your smiling son without a word, crossing the street and passing a series of delicious-smelling restaurants.

"Oh, hey Tofoo!" Oolong shouts as he comes walking toward you, carrying a large bag you presume to be filled with candy. "Hey, are you sure you're good to be out right now?"

>A. You're feeling much better

>B. You needed some air

>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son

>D. Something else

>>1027877
Tofoo wouldn't just murder some guy on the street though. Especially not some dude with a gun. Those things haven't been relevant to him for over a decade.

>>1027884
>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son
>D. Something else
Probably ask him if knows anything about the missing capsule.

>>1027884
>>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son
>D. "Hey, you seen this super special capsule Briefs was working on? It's gone missing."

>>1027884
>B. You needed some air
>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son
>D. What you got there?

>inb4 Oolong sold the capsule to buy candies.

>>1027884
>A. You're feeling much better
>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son
>>1027887
I know I said I felt tempted.
But it'd be stupid to kill him.

A. Bad for trunks
B.Just morally off
C.Bulma would kill us when she finds out.

>>1027884
>>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son
>>D. Something else
"Hey, do like mysteries? because i could use a witty sidekick"

>>1027899
I feel like Bulma would just ask if we left the body on the street and if we need somebody to go dump it somewhere.

>>1027907
I assume that'd be if we were alone and not with trunks.

>>1027898
Nah, he sells Bulma's underwear to buy candy

>>1027899
Bulma shot a twelve year old boy in the head

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>>1027907

>>1027902
>Implying that our son isn't our sidekick.

>>1027916
You think she'd care about what happens to some guy who pulled a gun on her husband and infant son?

>>1027922
Then Oolong can Trunks sidekick, since Appule isn't here.

>>1027919
SOM I meant she'd kill us if we traumatized trunks.
Why would she care about generic streetrat A?

>>1027884
>Trunks laughs, clapping his hands together as he watches the man fall unconscious to the ground.
see this shit actually kinda concerns me

>>1027919
Not to mention we killed someone at the age of 13 or so.

Trunks needs to one up his parents later on when he's a bit older.

>>1027938
Now imagine if we killed him and the reaction was the same.
That'd be interesting

>>1027940
>Slices Freeza in half

Pssh, nothing personal, kid

>>1027948
You better not.
Also is Tapion still gonna happen? Are you gonna make it make sense in the timeline?

>>1027893
>>1027898
>>1027892
"I felt like taking a walk with my son," you tell him. "What have you got there?"

"Candy," Oolong tells you, grinning.

"Oh, did you hear anything about a missing capsule?" you ask him.

"Nope, not a thing," he answers. "You sure Bulma's dad didn't just forget it somewhere?"

>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it

>B. Maybe

>C. Head back to Capsule Corp

>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks

>E. Keep walking

>F. Something else

>>1027956
>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it
>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks

>>1027956
>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it
>C. Head back to Capsule Corp
>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks
>F. Ask for a piece of candy to give to Trunks

>>1027956
>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it

>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks

Is Trunks old enough to start in hihs downfall into sugary stuff.
>tfw don't know if your kid is old enough for candy.

>>1027963
He's one

>>1027972
How many months until he hits 2?

>>1027972
To young, when he gets to five we will take him to the best candy store.

>>1027960
>>1027963
"I thought so at first, too, but it looks like somebody stole it," you explain.

"Well, sorry, I can't help you there," Oolong says, taking out a piece of chocolate and throwing it into his mouth. "I mean, what good's a transforming pig going to do you in a situation like this?"

Rolling your eyes, you ask Oolong if he'd like to join you and Trunks.

The three of you continue to wander the city, which mostly goes well, though you notice Oolong staring at things he really shouldn't be on multiple occasions. You pass restaurants,arcades, and an amusement park, but with an infant, there's not too much you can do.

Then, you see it, and your blood runs cold.

In the distance, there's some sort of weird playground modeled after that stupid train show. Trunks sees it, and his eyes light up as he reaches toward it.

>A. Take him to the playground

>B. Go home

>C. Something else

>>1028012
>>A. Take him to the playground
Little bastard.

>>1028012
>A. Take him to the playground

It's for our boy....

>>1028012
>A. Take him to the playground
Might as well use the time to think over everything we know at this point about the missing capsule.

>>1028012
>>A. Take him to the playground
even if Oolong doesn't care about the mystery, we can still bounce theories off of him

>>1028015
>>1028017
Seeing some mixed feelings toward your son here

>>1028043
I don't like Thomas the Tank engine

>>1028015
>>1028017
It's for your son.

You take your smiling child to the playground, pushing him on the swings, holding him and sliding down slides, or just letting him sit in the trains. All the while, you discuss the missing capsule with Oolong.

"Okay, so you have some hot blonde girl, a guy that made your kid cry, a missing security guard, and an old man named Gus," Oolong sums up.

"Yeah," you tell him.

"It's old man Gus," Oolong tells you.

>A. How does he know what?

>B. You think it's somebody else (specify)

>C. You agree

>D. Something else

>>1028055
>>A. How does he know what?
>>B. You think it's somebody else (Haley)

>>1028055
>A. How does he know what?
>B. You think it's somebody else (specify)
Newman, I mean Trunks has got know every scientist by now if he hangs out with his grandpa from time to time and he basically freaked out with him instead of the others.

>>1028073
This.

>>1028073
>>1028082
"How do you know that?" you ask the pig.

"I know you don't watch a whole lot of television, but I do, especially mystery shows," Oolong tells you, scarfing down more candy. "Trust me, I have an eye for these things."

"I think it's Newman," you tell him.

"Newman?" Oolong looks at you like you're nuts. "Why him?"

"Trunks has to know every scientist by now if he hangs out with his grandpa," you tell Oolong. "He was good with all of them except for Newman. He freaked out."

"Nah, it's too obvious," Oolong tells you. "Unless there's two of them."

>A. Maybe there is

>B. Take Trunks home

>C. Play with Trunks a little more

>D. Something else

>>1028104
>>A. Maybe there is
"Back in the desert, all those years ago back when we first met Puar and Yamcha, Puar mentioned a Transformation School or something right?"
>C. Play with Trunks a little more

>>1028104
>>A. Maybe there is
>B. Take Trunks home

>>1028104
>A. Maybe there is
>B. Take Trunks home
And I like this anon's input >>1028114

>>1028114
Smart, anon

Not necessarily correct, but smart thinking

>>1028118
Plus there was also that fight with Murasaki in Muscle Tower, where he used his brothers to make it seem he using a ninja technique.

>>1028118
>>1028114
"Maybe there is," you suggest. "By the way, back in the desert, all those years ago when we first met Puar and Yamcha, Puar mentioned a Transformation School or something, right?"

"Yeah, Puar and I both went to Shapeshifting School," Oolong tells you. "Until the lousy place kicked me out and he graduated. Steal the teacher's panties one time, and suddenly nobody wants you around!"

He sighs as Trunks giggles at some of the trains.

"But, last I heard, that place got shut down, not really sure why," Oolong goes on. "I could have used some more classes."

>A. He could use some class in general

>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?

>C. Go home

>D. Stay a while

>>1028138
>>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?

>>1028138
>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?
>C. Go home

>>1028138
>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?
Tell him we need his help with smoking out the rat or rats in this case. And if he asks tell him the culprits are basically a beauty and the beast team up.
>C. Go home

>>1028138
>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?
>Go home

The trains eyes man..it's staring at us, following our every move...

>>1028138
>>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?
>>C. Go home

>>1028154
>>1028156
"Can't you only hold a shape for like, five minutes?" you ask Oolong

"That's five minutes more than you can manage," Oolong tells you, sounding mildly offended.

The eyes of the trains are beginning to disturb you. So, grabbing your son, you get up, and start toward home.

>End Updates

That's all for tonight, everybody, I hope you all had fun

As always, I'll stick around for a while

>reading the pastebin with Goku turning into a super sayan.

Dam Goku got really pissed

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>>1028169
Trunks enjoying himself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa39KkI0hs8
And I believe I figured out how the capsule was stolen and who's behind it.

Thanks for running SOM

>>1028174
Yep, and certain experiences have made Goku a little less lenient than he was in canon

>>1028177
Thanks for playing, anon

>>1028176
I'm listening

It's litt boys

https://youtu.be/GkhNLE3YMHM

>>1028193
The time has come, and so have I

>>1028169
Thanks as always for running Som. It's nice to spend time with family and do something that isn't fighting to death.
How long until Trunks turns 2 anyhow. We should start thinking about a gift. We should also try and set up a schedule for training with Kori.

>>1028181
Haley and Newman, they both were probably stealing something from Capsule Corp. One of them has the missing capsule and the other probably have heard something about the blasters from Namek.

They ended up teaming up, with Haley distracting Boris from the security station and Newman messing with the cameras while they were empty in order to erase any evidence of what they were doing during the Slug evacuation.

>>1028181
I know it SOM. I read all the threads in the quest archives. Still proud of having rolled that 98 against Reecomme

>>1028200
A few months

>>1028201
Good thinking

>>1028203
RIP Ginyu Tokusentai

>>1028174
where is it

>>1028208
The great always die in their prime. Specially if you get against Tofoo and his gang.

>>1028212
http://pastebin.com/rhwWAWLb

>>1028212
http://pastebin.com/rhwWAWLb

>>1028221
RIP Yamcha

>>1028226
RIP Yamcha's pelvis

>>1028226
He gets to bang Lazuli. So a little death is nothing ro tap that booty.

>>1028228
True

>>1028230
Was three deaths worth banging Bulma?

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>>1028233
Yes. Yes it was.

>>1028233
What a stupid question. Of course they were! Bulma ass is worth at least five deaths.

>>1028239
>>1028238
Hah

>>1028233
Yes, Goku basically was our wingman with us or him not knowning since he helped us get a kiss with Bulma.

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>>1028045

>"Look over here."

Stop breaking the 4th wall, Tofoo. Get back in the quest like a good husband.
>>1028208

Thanks for running. The light hearted fun is a great change of pace from both the horrors of Lord Slug, and the mess of people freaking out about the idea that Sei could have made a mistake, and is letting pride nearly getting the quest to go full Henderson.


Now onto an actual question, what's going through Trunk's mind as his father's toting him around everywhere? Doesn't have to be coherent sentences, but something more than just "goo goo ga ga".

>>1028246
Well, you did set him up with his wife, so it's pretty much even

>>1028247
"Daddy strong"

"That man looked funny"

"Hi, Oolong!"

"Trains! Want! Want!"

"Swing me higher, daddy!"

"Slide!"

"Sleepy..."

>>1028247
YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME AND MY SHITTY ROLLS

>>1028247
"My Sheer Heart Virus, has no weakness"

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We back

>>1029807
fuck off

>>1029820
Gif, please

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>>1029827
you don't tell me what to post

>>1029841
Why must you hurt me?

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>>1029849
cause you're shit
SHIT

>>1029807
Back to being back.

Making your way back home to Capsule Corp, you have a chat with Oolong, the two of you discussing some of what you've been doing lately. You go over your experiences in Otherworld, which Oolong does seem legitimately interested in (he asks if any of the martial artists on Grand Kai's Planet were attractive women, though, so you aren't sure his reasons for paying attention are the best).

He tells you that he's just been enjoying the simple life like he always has; having machines at Capsule Corp to wait on him hand and foot, all the delicious food he could ever eat, televisions with every channel, and a plentiful supply of panties (you make a mental note to talk to Bulma about that).

"So, Tofoo, think you'll compete in the next World Tournament?" he asks you.

>A. Definitely

>B. Maybe

>C. Ask if he knows when it is

>D. Nah, you think you've outgrown those

>E. Something else

>>1029872
>A. Definitely

>C. Ask if he knows when it is
How could we not?
It's the best way to shill for capsule Corp.
We can shill during the cell games too.

>>1029872
>A. Definitely

>>1029872
>A. Definitely
"It's pretty much my job to sponsor Capsule Corp after all"

>>1029872
>>A. Definitely
>C. Ask if he knows when it is
>E. It'd be good publicity for Capsule Corp anyhow, do why not?

>>1029872
>A. Definitely
>C. Ask if he knows when it is

>>1029890
>>1029888
>>1029883
>>1029882
"Definitely," you answer. "It's good publicity for Capsule Corp, after all. Do you know when it is?"

"I think the next one's only a few months away," Oolong tells you. "Everyone's making a big deal about it since the last two ended without a real winner. There hasn't been a champion since Jackie Chun won back when you were a kid."

You remember that tournament. Your very first, you beat the monster Giran in the first round, and narrowly defeated Krillin in the semifinals, only to be defeated by Jackie Chun in the championship match. The old man had claimed to be a relative of Roshi, and fought using one of the Turtle Hermit's most powerful techniques; the Kamehameha.

You never did get a rematch. And speaking of rematches, you still want to face Goku again after he defeated you in the 22nd World Tournament. But who knows if he'll even be back in time for this tournament.

"Try to win this time," Oolong comments. "I lost a lot of money betting on you in the last two tournaments."

>A. You'll do your best

>B. Since when does he have money?

>C. Tell him he should get a job instead of gambling

>D. Something else

>>1029910
>A. You'll do your best

>>1029910
>>B. Since when does he have money?

>>1029910
>B. Since when does he have money?
>A. You'll do your best

>>1029910
>B. Since when does he have money?
>C. Tell him he should get a job instead of gambling

>>1029910
>>B. Since when does he have money?

>>1029910
>B. Since when does he have money?
>C. Tell him he should get a job instead of gambling

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>>1029918
>>1029920
>>1029915
"Since when do you have money?" you ask Oolong.

"Never mind that," he tells you dismissively. "I just can't afford another huge loss at this tournament."

"Maybe you should get a job instead of gambling," you suggest.

"I would, but the last time I tried that, a couple of freaky kids with super powers made me lose it," he points out.

Right, that village he was terrorizing. You wonder if he'd still be there had you and Goku not stopped him.

"Well, I'll do my best," you promise him.

"Great, try not to get disqualified this time," he suggests as the two of you reach Capsule Corp.

There's still no sign of Bulma's airship, so she's either still at North City, or she capsulized it.

Trunks seems ready for another nap.

>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib

>B. Go to the lab

>C. Go check on Yamcha

>D. Go call Bulma

>E. Something else

>>1029983
>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib
>B. Go to the lab
Time to resolve the issue with the missing capsule

>>1029983
>>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib
>>B. Go to the lab

>>1029983
>>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib
>>B. Go to the lab
Alright gang, its time to solve this mystery

>>1029983
>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib

>>1030000
nice quads bro

>>1030000
Quads confirm

>>1029989
>>1029990
Once you're inside, the first thing you do is take Trunks to his room, placing him gently into his crib and leaving him to nap. As your son closes his eyes, you leave the room, heading across to your own.

You feel your heart skip a few beats when you get there.

The room's been ransacked. Clothes lay strewn across the floor, drawers hang open, furniture has been overturned, and the damn remote seems to have gone missing again.

>A. See if anything's been stolen

>B. Go to the lab

>C. Find Oolong

>D. Find Yamcha

>E. Something else

>>1030055
>>A. See if anything's been stolen
>>B. Go to the lab

>>1030055
>A. See if anything's been stolen
>E. Sense for ki in the immediate vicinity
>B. Go to the lab
FUCKERS

>>1030055
>A. See if anything's been stolen
thenD. Find Yamcha
>B. Go to the lab
and
and take trunks with us

>>1030055
this >>1030065

>>1030055
>E. Something else
Sense if anyone is still around
>A. See if anything's been stolen
>C. Find Oolong
Probably in his room, ask him to guard Trunks
>B. Go to the lab

>>1030098
>>1030065
>>1030085
The first thing you do is search to see if anything's been stolen. It doesn't take long to figure out that the thief or thieves made off with your wife's jewelry. Of course, she can easily replace it, but it still pisses you off.

Nothing else looks to have been taken, but the room is a mess. You sense for energy in the area, but just pick up the people in Capsule Corp. So, no luck there.

Leaving the room, you make your way to the lab, finding the scientists and Doctor Briefs hard at work on various projects, from assembling small cars to drawing up schematics.

Doctor Briefs seems to be tinkering with a badly damaged camera.

>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry

>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around

>C. Go see what Doctor Briefs is working on

>D. Go find Oolong

>E. Go find Yamcha

>F. Go give Bulma a call

>G. Something else

>>1030136
>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry
>F. Go give Bulma a call
>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around
I hope these guys are ready for super speed pat-downs

>>1030136
>>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry
>>F. Go give Bulma a call

>>1030136
A and B

>>1030136
>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry
>F. Go give Bulma a call
Probably ask her if she answers if anyone can enter our room or if the security to the locks is similar to the doors in Capsule Corp where you need an id card or something.
>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around

>>1030136
>>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry
>>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around

>>1030147
>>1030155
>>1030179
Approaching Doctor Briefs, you tell him that jewelry's been stolen from Bulma's room.

"Oh, is that right?" he asks, continuing to tinker with the camera. "Well, we can get her new jewelry, that's not a big deal."

You're about to ask if she's serious, but then you remember who you're talking to. Leaving the lab, you head to a phone and give Bulma another call. Again, no answer.

Putting down the phone, you head back to the lab, shouting for the scientists to gather around. A few, including Haley and Gerald, listen right away, but some others, such as Newman, look toward Doctor Briefs for confirmation.

"What's all of this about, my boy?" Doctor Briefs asks you as he rises from the table.

>A. Somebody in here is a thief, and you want to know who

>B. You wanted to warn everyone that there's a thief in Capsule Corp, and that they should keep a close eye on their things

>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?

>D. Something else

>>1030220
>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?
See if anyone sighs in relief

>>1030220
C

>>1030220
>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?
also someone stole my wife's jewlery and no one is leavibg until i find out who

>>1030254
>>1030230
Good, good

>>1030220
>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?
>A. Somebody in here is a thief, and you want to know who
"Since who ever stole my wife's jewelry is connected in someway to the missing capsule."

>>1030257
Did we ever learn to sense for evil Ki?

>>1030282
You can't specifically sense for evil, but particularly evil people give out a certain vibe that's different from most

>>1030282
Well we could always tell the difference ever since we drank the Ultra Divine Water and sensed for King Piccolo.

>>1030230
>>1030236
>>1030276
"I'm ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?" you ask.

The scientists exchange looks, some looking confused, others seeming irritated, and a couple looking relieved.

"Oh, and someone stole my wife's jewelry," you add. "And nobody's leaving until I find out who, because I get the feeling that whoever stole it also had something to do with the missing Capsule."

Some of the scientists look at one another with suspicion, while a few look at you like you're an idiot.

"Why are you so sure it was one of us?" Haley asks. "Capsule Corp has other workers."

"That's true," Gerald agrees. "I mean, has anybody found Boris?"

"No sign of him," Newman speaks up. "Sounds suspicious if you ask me."

"Well, he could have broken the security systems," Gerald admits. "But Old Gus says someone also erased the footage. I don't think he knew the system well enough to do that."

>A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough

>B. Ask where Old Gus is

>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order

>D. Ask what other employees there are

>E. Something else

>>1030321
>>A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough
>>B. Ask where Old Gus is
>>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order
>>D. Ask what other employees there are

>>1030321
>B. Ask where Old Gus is
>D. Ask what other employees there are
"I want names, appearance, everything"
>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order
"Oh, and by the way, i was serious"

>>1030321
>C. Ask what everbody wants you to order
>A. Erasing Footage doesn't sound tough.
>B. Ask where Old Gus is?
>E. I've actually already figured out who the jewelry and the capsule, I'm giving those people till the time the food arrives to confess.

Let's try and bullshit them.

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>>1030345
>A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough
>B. Ask where Old Gus is
>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order
>D. Ask what other employees there are
And also ask if anyone had actually seen Boris's last location, since we can sense ki might as well use that to sense a separate ki away from the usual areas in the building.

....Is it Launch?

>>1030398
Launch is in space dude. She's robbing aliens and shit.

>>1030398
Busy being a space pirate with Lapis, probably robbing the Galaxy Express by now.

>>1030403
Which would make this all the more amazing if it was her.

>>1030345
>>1030331
>>1030343
>>1030375
"Erasing footage doesn't sound tough," you comment.

"In most places it isn't," Gerald tells you. "But Gus set up the system so that only certain people would have the ability to do that, to keep members of security from erasing things they shouldn't. Nobody ever told Boris how to get in."

"Speaking of Old Gus, where is he?" you ask.

"Security station," one of the scientists answers. "He's trying to get the cameras back online and repair the damaged equipment."

"Okay, well, what other employees are there?" you ask.

"Let's see, there's the receptionists, the janitors, Lapis, and Lazuli," Doctor Briefs tells you.

Okay, well, Lapis is in space, and Lazuli is..busy.

"One last question, then," you say. "What does everybody want me to order? I was serious about the takeout."

"I could go for pizza," one of the scientists says.

"Nah, man, hoagies," another speaks up

"Cheese steaks" says a third.

It looks like they might be at this for a while.

>A. Tell everybody to empty their pockets

>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris

>C. You'll order pizza

>D. You'll order hoagies

>E. You'll order cheese steaks

>F. You'll order all three

>G. Something else

>>1030408
>How the hell are you here? You should be in space right now.
>We met up with Goku and he taught us all how to teleport. It's a neat trick.
>So now he's an ancient alien super warrior AND he can teleport. Fuck me then, I'm retiring.

>>1030428
>G. How about Chinese?
>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris
>G. Ask if anybody has seen Doctor Haley

>>1030428
>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris

>>1030321
She's right there

>>1030428
>B. Ask where everbody last saw Boris.
>G. Contact King Kai telepathically and ask him to read the scientist's minds.
>"Okay, so how about we just order some of everything."

>>1030461
>Hey, God, can you help me find my wife's jewelry?

>Fuck off

>>1030469
We know how to deal with this.
>"I think one of the scientists stole a calendar, that'll get 'em 12 months."
>"They stole a bar of soap too King Kai, they'll make a clean getaway."
>"If we can send them to jail they can at least still talk to their families with cell phones."
>"I will keep this up all. Damn. Day."

>>1030469
To be fair, asking King Kai for help with this kinda stuff is something that'd happen in canon.

>>1030461
>>1030451
>>1030457
"Where did everybody last see Boris?" you ask.

"I saw him on the way to his station this morning," Haley tells you.

>A. Go look for Boris

>B. Go find Oolong

>C. Go order Takeout

>D. Tell everybody to empty their pockets

>E. Something else

>>1030515
>>C. Go order Takeout
I'm a little suspicious of Haley being the only one to answer, but I could just be paranoid.

>>1030515
Okay okay okay I got it!

We go tell them we'll look for Boris, instead we go find Oolong, tell him to transform into a ninja or something with a bag over his shoulders, which we can see fake jewelry poking out of the top, and then he'll say some stupid line, wag a fake capsule at everyone, and make a break.

The entire time, we keep our eyes on the scientists.

>>1030524
Or ask for a picture of what Boris looks like and have Oolong transform into him and see and sense how the scientists react.

>>1030524
That could work, looking to see who does what and if anybody goes for some type of stash to check if they actually still have their stolen good.

>>1030524
Interesting idea

>>1030527
Better idea

>>1030515
>E. Something else
Ask for a picture of Boris, tell them we are going to go look for him.
>B. Go find Oolong
Ask him transform into the guy and lead him back to the lab.

>>1030547
this then

>>1030527
Let's go with this.

>>1030527

Thirding

>>1030527
Sorry, back, update coming

>>1030547
>>1030527
"Does anybody have a picture of Boris?" you ask. "I'll go have a look for him."

"Hmm....nope, not me," Doctor Briefs says.

"Nope," Haley says.

All of the scientists rattle off that they haven't seen him.

"The reception desk might have a picture of him," one suggests. "That way they know who to let in."

That's worth a try, and after a quick visit to the reception desk, you have a photo of Boris, which you take to your old friend Oolong.

"So you want me to turn into this fat idiot so you can find Bulma's jewelry?" Oolong asks. "What's in it for me?"

>A. It's doing a friend a favor

>B. He gets to keep living here

>C. You'll get him a pair of Bulma's panties

>D. You'll get him a pair of Lazuli's panties

>E. You'll take him candy shopping

>F. Something else

>>1030698
>E. You'll take him candy shopping
>F. Something else
And if he doesn't buy it, then "I'll give you the prize money from the tournament thats coming up."

>>1030698
>>1030710

100% is a bit much.

>E.
>F. Give him 25% of the tournament prize money

>>1030698
>>F. Something else
"I'm not exactly tight on money, how about i split the tournament prize with you?"

>>1030710
>>1030727
>>1030745

>Being this generous

>>1030710
This. What would Tofoo even need the prize money for anyways.

>>1030748
We're married to the heiress of the Capsule Corporation, we really don't need money

>>1030750
In case Bulma ever dumps him for an alien

>>1030756
Wouldn't we just call Chi-Chi at that point?

>>1030757
She's married to Krillin

>>1030771
I mean to kill said alien like the last one that might have had a chance with Bulma.